The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, September 14, 1876, Image 1
Memory. To every lire there come* time, 'Whether in ytmth or golden prime. One prioeteee dream of love— The gayest heart to make more bright. The darkest eon I to gladly light. Km stare shed light above. Perchance, for some the ailver thread May clearly ran through Ufa. inelead Of being dimly lost. That thread no flngere e'er ahall find. Altho' with fate 'twae oloa% en twined. Till myetio etreani i crossed. Ah ' memory of one brief hour, Return with all thy preciona poser. To lighten dreary fate. And fairer mom ahall dawn at laat. Whose light no clouds will overcast. If ye hut leani lo wait. Under the Willows. 'Neath the willowa by the mi.i-aiteani with the amumer aun above. Hie gold i.glit above me beaming. I am dream ing of my love; 'Neath the green leavee. 'nealh the hrookaide willow tree. I am dreaming of my true love; doth my true love dream of me ) They call me a fair beauty, ray mine ■ yee make othera' dim : It I glory in that beauty, 'tia for him, it ia for him! Be eahe ma the bright lodesiar. iba bright jewel of hia life; IVth he thir.k it will be Eden to tne to be his wife T My darling, oh. my darling, the world may call me fair; Bat take me to thy heart, love, and hold, oh, hold me there' Mine eyes to th'ne, dear, looking my head npon thy breast. So ahall we build together oar tweet, our owti Ik me neei I THE NEW CASHIER. " Well, icy dear, what is this dread ful affair about poor Williamsl" "What affair i" repeated her spouse, who, stated in a m-t delightfully com forte ble chair, was .-olaoiag himself with a new review. "What affair i" he re pes tt\l, looking at her from under his spectacles, in gr< it a tonishment " Why, you know as well as 1 do," re turned the lady, pettishly ; " what you were talking to Mr. Day about, this afternoon." The bank director gaaed in still in creasing wonder. " When Maggie was on the steps," added his wife. "Oh !" said he, returning, with a low laugh, to his boos, "it was nothing." "Xowvon need not tell meso,"an swercd hit wife ; "it was something, and I insist npou knowing what." Mrs. Lindsey's "insist?" were by no means terrifying. He replied, there fore, quietly : "My dear, it is impos sible lor me to tell yon ; it was a secret con tided to me." Then there is something, thought she, triumphantly, although silent at the last speech. Mrs. Lindat-y walked abont the next day with the important air of a person who bad made a discovery. She looked puternatumlly wise and fearfully solemn, even while washing the br akfast cups, and expiring with impatience for the arrival of the after noon. She went over as soon after diuner as it was decent, to pass it with her friend and neighbor, Mrs. Vernon. This lady hail not been her friend and neighbor for so many years without dis covering the infallible signs and symp toms of a secret; so s&t determined not to t ike the slightest hint, or betray the least curiosity, being a very sure way, she very well knew, of nipping the in tended disclosure in the bud. She per mitted Mrs. Lindsey to run on till she hail exhausted herself, in such like truisms : '' How distressing it is to be decern d in any one yon have respected and liked " Well, truth is stranger than fiction " What a world we live in " Certainly one learns new things every day " I never was more sur prised in my life than I was yesterday." This looked like comiug to the point, so Mrs. Vernon raised her eves and began to appear interested. "But," said Mrs. Lindsey, drawing hack her head (as she perceived the movement) with no little dignity, "one mn-t keep some things to ones self." Mrs. Vernon looked down on her knitting, and oegan talking of indifferent matters. Nothing could he more becoming. Piqued at her affect- d lack of curiosity, Mrs. Lindsey, in a sort of spite, made the disclosure. " I can never look at him again with out horror and disgust," exclaimed Mr*. Vernon, after a moment of breath lees asto'.i-hmeiiL " Who could believe it! Such an agreeable, man, but Satan knows well enough wheie to choose his servants." " 1 really thought it wa my duty to tell yon." continued Mrs. Lindsey, gratified beyoud reinsure at the eff.-ct she had produced. " for be has In-en so very polite, yon know, to 3 our daugh ter Gertrude, and now, of course " " Of course," interrupted Uer friend, " she shall have nothing more to say to him." " I wonld not cut him dead, my dear," exclaimed Mrs. Lindsey, in some alarm, " for nothing more of this is to come out, you understand. My hus band, Dr. Day, and all of IVm, it ap pears, have determined to conceal it, and as the young man lias behaved very well since his arrival here, we must on no aoeount rake up this old matter." " Oh ! certakly; I shall sav nothing, you depend npon it," answer- d her companion, " except to warn Gertrade, and insist npon her discouraging his attentions and treating him withegri-at ooolness. What can he have done ?" she exclaimed, after a moment's pause. " That is more 11 an I can tell," an swer-d Mrs. Lindsey. - Xhe wonls oertainly give one's imagination free scope. I have thought of t v.-ry thing, and really could not sleep last night for distress and fear. I imagined bim gliding into the bank with 'alse keys and shaded lantern, -<nd perhaps setting fire to it afterward for the purpose of concealing his depredations; which, as we live so near, you know, wonM be anything but pleas nt. Sometimes I think there were J'f .lcutions in the accounts, and he threatened to kill Mr. Bennett, who perhaps discovered it, if he betrayed hira. I'hen again. Ido not know but he has killed somebody." Mrs. Vernon's fate r< fleeted every variety of horror." " There he is," sh<- almost shrieked, looking out of the window; " he is com ing here." Both la-lies rose hurriedly, the first impulse beiugto run and lock the door, but as Mr. Williams did not display any belligerent intention, but walked with a very quiet and composed air up the steps and rang, Mrs. Vernon contented herself with ordering the servant to say that " Miss Gertrude was engaged." This proceeding occasioned no slight disappointment and surprise to both Mr. Williams and the lady of his love, who, with beating heart and blushing face, had from an upper window wit nessed his approach. She had g-anced in the glass to ascertain just how pretty she was looking, then stood awaiting momentarily a sum-nous down. But Bhe was deceived. The ball door closed, and the servant retreated again to her quarters. No m-ssage, book or note—what could it mean ? " Mamma," she exclaimed, after wait ing an impatient half hour for Mrs. Lindsey's exit, "Mr. Williams called here this afternoon, and was not ad mitted —what does it mean t" "Do not speak of him, my dear;" returned her mother, with vehemence, "wretch that he is." "Why, what is the matter?" answered her astonished auditor, a slight tremor in her voice alone betraying her agita ti >n, for the darkened room concealed the pallid cheek, and wiid, startled ex pression in the soft, blue eye. Mrs. Vernon related the conversation which had just taken place, filling her daugh ters mind with the same mysterious, [undefined suspicious which agitated ■er own, and ooneluded by commanding F r RTT.r>. KURTZ, Kditor nnd I 'roju-iotor. VOLUME IX. her not to glance, t*lh or think anything more of Mr Frank Williams. Mr. Frank William*, the victim of these machination*, ww one of those universally popular ami happily con stituted characters who take everywhere, witli young ami old, grave and gav. Hi* peculiarly fascinating exterior had, of course, ainuething to do with this, but, more than all, a never ending flow of good spirit* and amiability, or suavi tivemnw, a* phrenologist* would term it, which possesses an irresistible attrac tion. This much vauuteil quality made him play, romp and make himself a n diculous as thev could deaire with chil dreu, just as he could listen witli tlie most deferential and interested atUui tiou to the long, dull harangues of their papas and mammas. His bow to his lady low. Miss tier trade Vernon, was the perfection of courtesy ami grace, *i> it was to pcHr old Mr. Anderson, who sold books and pamphlet* at the little shop on the i\r uer of tlie street. The very attendants at the large house where he boarded had wings when he was to be served. Yiw, Mr. Frank Williams was, or rather hail Ixxui, a universal favorite. But, lo ' a wondrous change. The pleasur able flutter, sgitatiou and smiles, which were wont to mark his approach at isir ties, all had disappeared, and in their place he beheld a sullen and ominous gravity and shrinking. Young ladies instead of being " most happy," were "engaged," or "* fatigued," or "just going home," wlieu he asked them to dance. Miss Cornelia W <mlall no loug er declareil she could uot think of sing iug without au accompaniment, and glanced a pair of most coouettishly beautiful eyw,siguiflo*utly as she sj>oke. So! she did not accept them when he tendered his service*. The pretty widow, Mrs. Harcoort, no longer seiz<xl his arm and carritxl him off captive, nolnu voiena, byway of sliielding her self, as she protested, from the attacks of that insufferable bore, her mxagena rian adorer, Mr. Milla A mamma came up one evening and absolutely took hei daughter off without preface or apology, who was hesitating, blushing and " be lieving that her father was going home with her," when Mr. Williams requested that honor. There were no more little suppers and family dinners for him at Mrs. Lindaey'a, and little Maggie uot only refused iu the most dignified man ner to tie caressed and played with, but dashed over the other side of the strix-t, whenever she saw him coming, in evi dent perturliatiou and alarm. The gay, merry, flattering world had changed amasiugly for Mr. Frank Williams; " nodpand becks, and wretched smiles," all vanished; he begun to doubt wheth er he was himself. To complete his desperation, the ladv of his love had waned from timid delight to chill indif ference, and from chill indifference to cold contempt, proposing in the full luxuriance of which last he received a most emphatic aud indignant "No!" for his trouble. Mr. Williams confided some of his distressing sensations to his Iriend, Mr. Lindsey, who confided them to his wife, and wondered what the deuce had got into the people, particu larly that silly little girl, Gertrude Ver nou, for treating a flue, gentlemanly fel low like Williams in such a scandalous manner. Mrs. Lindner said nothing, bat thought a great deal; her woman's heart failed within her for fear, and over her pillow that night flitted visions of suits for slander and defamation, courts and costs, mingled with those of a justly in fnriatod husband, and tbe new cashier's handsome person extended at full length with his brains blown out On considering the matter the next day, however, there was a possibility that some one else might have done the mis chief, and withont lietraying herself she determined to proceed, in the most di plomatic manner possible, to the dis covery of this fact. At a small party where Mr. Frank Williams was not, she seated herself by Mrs. Maxwell, a charm ing young married lady and friend of his, who had remained cordially trne and kind amidst the volley of cold looks and icy greetings by which the unfortunate youth had been assailed. " What can be tbe reason," exclaimed Mrs. Lindsey, with a wonderfully ignor ant and sympathizing air, " why that agreeable young mau, Mr. Williams, is not here to-night ?" "He was not invited," replied her anditor, coldly, with most suspicions brevity. " Not invited f" echoed Mrs. Lindsey, as if Rhe really conUi n~* credit the full horror of the fact, of Ly-tb way, he was aware before. H-r companion nude no reply, and Mrs. Lindsey begun on another tack. "I do not think he is as great a favorite as when he tirst came tit re." Still no answer, and Mrs. Lind sey, who did not find this "uionologue ing" particularly agreuabb, turned to her silent auditor, and exclaimed: " What can be the re:won ?" " I should imagine yon would know, Mrs. Lindsey," answered the lady, at length, with no little indignation, " for it was something that yon told Mrs. Vernon, and Mrs. Vernon told Mrs. Fisher, and Mrs. Fisher told her cousin Mrs. Wells, and she told Mrs. Idavis, and she told—nobody knows who; suf flce it to Rav, that every man, woman and child in this place lias heard the "something," and it is doing a deserv ing young man incalculable injury and ruining Lis prospects in ev ry way." "What will liecome of met" thought Mrs. Lindpey, in an agony, as she walk ed home that night. "Oh ! that treach erous Mrs. Verqpn, when I told her in all friendliness, too, entirely on her daughter Gertrude's account, and she promised me that she never would sjieak of it again !" Early the next morning she sallied into Mrs. Vernon's and asked, with qniveriug lips and ashy cheek, whetner she had mentioned " that affair " about Mr. Frank Williams to any one. Her friend looked excessively fright ened an 1 silly herself for a moment or two, then acknowledged that she " had spoken of it to Mrs. Fisher, bnt she was sure she La i not told—she would go and see her withont delay." " But she has though," replied Mrs. Lindsey, with the energy of despair; "she told her cousin Mrs. Wells, and M rs. Wells told Mrs. Douglass, and Mrs. Douglass told Mrs Davis, and it is all over town." Nothing except Mrs Lindsey"s con sternation could equal Mrs. Vernon's. Bat a drowning man catches at a straw. "There may bo tome mistake," she replied, "at all events I'll go and see Mrs. Fisher this afternoon." "How could you, Mrs. Fisher," be gun Mrs. Vernon, " tell that affair about Mr. Williams, which loontldedto yon, under the strictest injunctions of secrecy ?" Mrs. Fisher looked np at the ceiling, down on tbe floor, and ont of tbe win dow, and gathering courage, doubtless, from the survey of these prospects, said, in a faltering tone, " that she had only told cousin Mrs. Wells, who was very prudent, and never mentioned any thing. " " But she has not been very prudent this time," answered Mrs. Vernon, with no little acrimony, "lor she has told Mrs. Douglass, who Las told Mrs. Davis, who informed the whole town, I imagine, for every body knows it." Not half an hour elapsed before Mrs, Fisher's hat and cloak were on, and alio was in Mr* Wells' psrfor. "Lucy," -she exclaimed, when she THE CENTRE REPORTER. met her cooain, "how could yon tell auytxxlv what 1 told you about Mr. Frank William* t 1 certainly thought that in mentioning a thing to you I wan safe I would no sooner have trust<xt it to a dumb woman what possessed you to tell this!" "1 did uot exactly tell it," answered Mrs. Wells, with a crimson face, "or rather, 1 have no idea of lw<traying coll tldeuce. Mrs. Douglass said somethiug, from which I bad no doubt that she knew all about it, and answering tier 1 with this idea, of course, very iuuooent i ly, made iu some measure the disolo | sure, then concluded it would l>e more . prudent to tell her all and bind her to secrecy." " Winch she has not kept," said Mrs. Fisher, " for she has told Mrs. Paris, who has told the whole town, I suspect, for everybody knows it, aud it ia uiak mg a groat deal of trouble." "1 am very sorry," answered Mrs. Wells. " What can 1 dot Shall 1 go I and see Mrs. Douglass f" " Yew, by all means; put on your things uow, and then come to our house and tell me what she says," tepliixl her I cousin. Mrs. Wells was a timid woman, and it took her some time to broach the ; subject. " You remember what I bld you alxrnt Mr. Williams f" she said, at length, iu a low, ooufuaed tone. " Yes," answered Mrs. Douglass, witli the most composed air iu the world. "Did you ever tell any one—Mrs. Davis f" stammered joor Mrs. Wells, feeling like the victim herself. "No!" answered Mrs. Douglass, "Mrs. Davis told me." "Is it possible ?" said her auditor, iu a delighted surprise. How did she hear it I" "It was the same story; it cam* from Mrs. Lilidsev," auswereil her friend. "She told Mrs. Allan, who told Mrs. Johnson, who told Mrs. White, who told Mrs. Davis, and she told me." "Indeed.'" said Mrs. Wells, with an I astonished expression of countenance peculiar to herself. " Indeed !" What a racing and chasing was there that livelong afternoon about " that affair" of Mr. Frank Williams. What a commotion in eight or ten feminine hearts i married ones ! tool of which he was most unwittingly the cause. Pur ple, brown and stone colored cloaks were dodging each other in all direc j tiona, and after explanations and re I explanations by everybody shook their hands free of the matter, voting that Mrs. Lindsev was the guilty peraou, on whom retribution should fall. She (unfortunate woman) was sitting quietly at home in pleasing ignorance of all this commotion, when Mrs. Veruon, with a (Hx-uliarly pursod-up expression of conn :nance, came iu. Never siuce the memory of man, or woman either, had Uer fri< nd and neighbor looked so aw j fully solemn ami rigidly severe. Mrs. | Lindsey bad not heart or voice enough to bid her " good-evening;" she merely oiotioued her to a seat, and gazing | steadfastly at her, waited for her to ; i>egin. " 1 am surprised, Mrs. Lindsey," at : Setigth said the lady, "at your attacking ; uc with making public that story alxmt Mr. Williams, when you have informed j everybody else of it, as well a* myself." j Still, Mrs. L'Uilsey said nothing; she merely looked for a further explanation. " Y'oti told Mrs. Allan," said her com | jianion, in reply to the look, " and she I told Mrs. Johnson, and " " I told Mrs. Allan ?" ga*|>ed Mrs. Lindsey, at length; " I never told nny one but you." " What ! not one Sunday, comingj from church I" A sudden light glancvdf upon poor Mrs. Lindsey. " But I did not tell her anything," answered she; "I merely hinted at something." "Well! that is the amount of it," -aid her friend; " it is a hint at some thing with all of us, and none of us know what it means ; and I, for mv -.•art, am inclined to think the whole af ir is but a child's nonsense, magnified by a very timid, nervous woman.' A nil with this neighborly speech np- j on her lips, Mrs. Vernon departed. This ■as by no means the la-d of Mrs. Lind xy's troubles that evening, for her lord and master came home at nine o'clock in s towering passion about the same matter. It appeared that on l>eir.g in- ' t- rrogated by Mr. Frank Williams as to the cause and occasion of the offense he ppeered to have given people in gen eral, his friend, Mr. Maxwell, had told nim that it was somethirg which came brongh Mrs. LinJsey, which rhe had heard from her hnaliand ; and what the •• something " was, she nor nobody else •■new. Convinced" that there woesome mistake, for Mr. Williams was not aft to "UsjKxrt his friend*, nnd Mr. Lindsey he knew was his friend, he hastened to tljt gentleman and asked an explanation. For a moment Mr. Lindsey was be wildered ; ha was as iguoraut as Wil liams him*. lf; but a thought of Maggie nd his wife's stipsicions on that even- 1 iug flashed across him. " My dear fellow," he exclaimed, "I am distressed that this has happened. I understand perfectly what it is ; all nonsense—silly women, silly women." And he raced home, leaving his andi ior, if possible, more astonished thau lie had found him. Mr. Lindsey was really furious, and his meditations on the way.borne as to all Williams had •offered in conaequenoe of hie wife's j gossip did not serve to calm his feelings. I "And so, my dear," ssid ho, a lie' dashed into tne room, "you've been milking pretty dish for yourself." Mrs. Lindsey heard in silence, while her spouse walked up and down the room wondering how women came to be •neb fools nnd hi* wife such a particular one, and concluded by striding np to liis terrified helpmate and asking her " what be wjs to say to Mr. Williams for all her confounded nonsense ?" " Itut he ' s done something dread ful; you know he has," she sobbed, at i length, byway of a palliation. " What <lo yon menut" said her hus band, sternly. " You told Mr. Day, yourself," she continued, in an agony of tears. "Yes, I told him," replied her hns j band, "that Mr. Bennett's silly daugh ter chose to full in love with Williams, and aa her fiauie evidently was not re turned, her father was very glad of an opportunity of getting him out of the way l>efore the girl made a fool of her self. This was confided to me as a se cret, which was the reason I did not tell voti at the time, for I know very well what a secret is in the hands of a woman—the whole race—even my little Maggie can keep nothing to herself." In spite of this taunting speech, his tone softened, and Mrs. Lindsey gained courage. "I am sorry, my dear," said she, "that I have made so much mischief, but there is DO use groaning over it now. I'll endeavor to mend it as far as possible. I'll tell everybody that it was a mistake of mine, and take the blame on my own unfortunate shoulders; be sides saying everything neoeusary and appropriate to Mr. Williams himself." A week from that night did Mrs. Liiul sey make as many graceful and apolo getic remarks as she could well muster to Mr. Fiauk Williams, end Wttle Mag gie shower down kisses and tears in- i numerable on hia check*. He went from j there a party where all the y<uug j ladies in town lavished on him their I brightest smiles and most particular at-1 tenuous; not omitting even Miss Ger-1 CENTRE HALL, UENTIIE CO., PA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14. 1870. trade Vernou, whoe lovely blue eyes followed him with such a (switching itiul bewildering interest that he could out forbear whU|>eriiig : "You'll not refuse to jiermit mo to escort yon hornet" " Certainly not, Mr. Williams," alio replied, with a bluali mi.l a mullet. " Never, never, will I re|>e*t anything that I hoar agniu," wtu Mrs. I.a ml soy's oonclnd IIK exclamation that eveuiug— "•particularly to that gisul f" r nothing Mm. Vernon," h added, mentally. Suffering* of the Servian Woii>d<4. Mr. Archibald For baa, writing to tho t*>udoii Ihiitj/ from Paratxiu, says : It is well that the Servian wound od do not seem t> oijaot much or to caw for neglect. 1 never saw fluer stoicism. Sot a grt.au was uttered as tho rough cart* bumped over tho jagged stones, not a murmur indicating that tho fierce nun tioatiug down on the sufferer* was an inoonvenieuoo, much lean an m- Hupjuirtable anguish. The* are flash an 1 blood, of oouma, and one would ituagiuo that flash and blood of ouo race must fool physical suffering as acutely as the floah ami blood of another. Hut we have evidence that thia ia not ao. The Hindoo endures without apjuireiit serious iuconvoiiifiuv wouuda under which the British soldier writhes in agouy, and the former recovers easily aud speedily from an operation after which tha latter will for weeks ami mouths lie prostrate. Tho Servians sav of themselves that they aro "hardy," but 1 cannot but tliiuk that this hardihood in making light of wounds and suffering is t<> lie ascribed at least in part to a I<-H acute sense of physical pain ihaii is the char acteristic of people living under leas primitive conditions. IKsl knows it is a giRH.I thing f r them if this is so, for tlicrc is small appliance for mitigating the anguish or promoting tho recovery of the Servian wounded. I have seen nothing used for the cleansing and dressing of woninls but a jet of cold wa tor, a tuft of lint, oftoner of common tow, and an inaiiAicicut bandage. Splints are made an they arc wanted, of a bit of bark, or the lid of a box. There is no chloroform, ami there are no hoe pital comforts. 1 saw a man with a smashed elbow, whose lamduge was in an indescribably 1 >atlisomeatate, get out ! of a wagon, enter a public house, buy for himself turns bread and wine, aud j consume the name on a Settee outside, with a serene indifference to the condi tion which, I am bonud to state, wan diared by those alsiut him. Hut this indifference, i>enoual aud k'eucial as it is, cannot wholly cojui with the inexorable oon.litious which nature enforces. Hospital gangrene follows swift on neglect-si wounds, aud the man who survives hospital gangrene, even if he be a Servian, is exceptionally fortu mite. In hospitals here- if yon oau apply such a name to the places in which the wounded are. littered—there are " gutter, lie wurdall'-which, altfaongh the imiu of death is steady, are urverthe .ess always full. An Heiress to (Ui60,000,U00. Hiss M"lia-*a Elder was a jHH-r clerk in a hotel diuing-room in Atchison, Kansas, and here is the account from a journal of that city of her wonderful nek : A short tiiii" ago Melissa Kldcr ell heir to £112.000,000 sterling, tin muting to aUmt gTs>0,00(1,000. It •• < ma that her great-g eat grandfather, i>u her mothers side, who was a It >man had all his property, which fftiyajpt'-d of a v ot amount of real estate in aiul around the city of Home, nllKxOil to the Homan empire .>n ao outinl of his lieitig concerned with Mare Antony in the terrible assault on the ixuly of Ciesnr. Ciesar's wife was also iceused at the same time, but Marc An ;■ -uy nftcxward said she was above run i icion, and nothing was done in the matter. All the property of Melissa's creat-great grandfather, however, was • mfiseated upon the testimony of a dr t'-ctivo. The detective afterword was taken with frenzied remorse, and wroU< a full confession, mov>sl to Pompeii, and was living in that ill-fated town when :be sudden catastrophe whieh befell it down in the prime of life. Dur 1® tho recent discoveries among the rams of Pompeii this confession was Uncovered, ami Miss Elder's great great grandfather w.i.s fnlly vindicated. A Chicago lawyer, who WHS traveling through Europe, heard of the circnm stance, and by aid of detective*, found in tlic |eron of Melissa Elder tho only surviving heir of her lamented great great-grandfather. The lawyer has taken the prosecution of the case on a contingent fee, aud Melissa 1 eves for Home to bike j>ossession of that town. Of course, we tender our congratula tions; $560,000,000 do not grow on buahM. The Probabilities of Sickness. Tlie business of life insurance is large ly based on purely mathematical calcu lation, involving the lawa of probabili ties, the object of which iato determine, by careful comparison of extended stat istical returns, and like information, the probable duration of a person's life :at every year of his existence. On the tabulated results is founded the scale of premium charges, projuirtionate b> the risk assumed. While every one is, of j course, interested in knowing how long J he is likely to live, he has n more inirne \ diato and vitsl interest in learning how often he is likely to lie sick, aud for how many days per year he will probably, by til health, be incapacitated for work. Dr. Reginald Sonthey has recently been delivering a course of valuable lectures on "Individual Hygiene" in London, and in one he introduced a table of "Ex poctation of Sickness," which lie had prepared, and which is as follows: At tw> nty years of nge, calculate on four sick days yearly. At twenty to thirty, ' Ave or six days. At forty Ave, seven days. At fifty, nine or ten days. At fifty five, twelve or thirteen days. At ■ ixty, sixteen days. At sixty live, thirty one days. At seventy, seveniy-four days. Of course this refers to people of average good health, and not b> those who may be afflicted with any ineradica ble or chronic ailment. A Case on Trial. Judge ami jury have been worrying ovei a dog case in Memphis, Tenn. Nothing could have been simpler than the issue of fact. A man stole a New foundland dog; but the law in regard to property in dogs a'ways has been past llmlitig out. Tho prisoner's counsel argued that under the common law dog sterling was not a crime or an indictable offense, end that no statute exists in Tennessee making dog stealing a pun ishable offense, such as larceny. Judge Adams held that the stealing of n dog was not a larceny or nil indictable of fense, and that the demurrer of the de fendant to the indictment on this ground was good. The attorney general then raised the point that the collur on the dog was personal property, aud the do fendant could be held to auswer for theft; but the adroit attorney on the other side retorted that the man took the dog, and that it wan the dog, and not the man, that was responsible for the collar. Tho prisoner was finally discharged. Now, the old question | comes up: If a dog is not pro(>erty, is I the dog tax constitutional ? A THHKK BAYS' VISIT. Nrvlats llf fair la TArrr liar*— ASftea la Thr kH> V Ulia MHII b, Uriel-- Mala. 111, Oblarta la b> Mara la Kuril Unorl rnun OAT. Hide around the grounds on the steam railway; then devote the whole day to the Main building. As there are thirty six different national aectioiia in it, thia will give au average of only fifteen min utca to each. To some yon will do well to devote half au hour or even more, while others will have to !>e |Mtaaod over witli a hurried glance. The iinnd no ticeable and characteristic exhibit* in each are named lielow. United HtaUw -Wuverirare, jewels, chemicals, furniture, the lu>ok trude pu Villon, chandeliers, the piano pavilions, tha marble and slate mantels, and the very extensive display of teitile fabrics. The edm'atiou&l exhibits in the south and ea*t galleries should also l>e seen. Mexico Most noticeable are the im mense casting of silver, the articles of Mexican onyx, and the leather and woven gooiU. Netherlands—See the engineering el Libit and the East India curiosities. Hraxil—Notice the feather flowers aiul tioctle jewelry; take a glance at the photographs and the furniture. Itelgium—See the court of lacev and the schoolhouse (botli will Is- found at some distance l<*ck from the main aisle). Notice in the aisle the great pulpit of carved oak. (Switzerland—Watches, lace curtains, embroideries aud carved woodwork are the best exhibits. France—Half an hour should be siieut b'-re, examining the bronzes, |M>rcelaiu, tapestries, silks, Limoges enamel, luces, ladies' dresses, and the multituile of fancy articles. Se> also the church images and decoration*. England —This d< partmeut also re quires much time. 'The silvi rwore, por celain, Uoullou ware, ornamental tilea, furniture, and tlie product of the rural school of needlework are l>e*t worth uotice. India—The carved furniture, jewelry, flue tissues of silk and linen, sliawl* aud embroideries are admira' le. Canada— No special objects. A walk through the section a ill reveal a re uiarkable variety of excellent manufac tures, resembling closely those of the United State*. Minor British Colonics- Itegiuuiug with Jamaica, which fronts on the ecu trai aisle, those exhibits elU'ud in a line back t*> the wall. A glance should lie taken at each. The Australian Group—lt includes Victoria, New South Wale*, Qtieen* laud, South Australia. New Zealand aud Tasmania; all lie together, but each has a separate court. While tlure is a mark ed similarity, wch colony has objects of sjH-cial interest, and each court should be visited. Sweden—Here the costumed peasant flgure*, the porcelain, the furs and the iron are must worthy of attention. Norway (>•• the filigree jewelry, the figures of Ijaphuidcrs the pictur esque iron exhibit- Italy —Carved woodwork, mosaics, corals, jewelry, and photographs. Argeatiue Republic—Not particularly interesting. See the minerals, the vicuna shawls, nnd the trunk that can t>e converted into a btsl, hotel table, etc. Peru (lack of the Argentine Republic —The Aztec skulls and articles from ancient tombs nn al(-ne worth sc<ing. Orange Free StaU> (still flirt 1IT t>aok) —liinniotnis and wtnch fvitliers. Chili Not much Rviides minerals. China—Poro-lain and wonderful carv ings in wn>d and ivory. l>o not miss the c.irvsl btdsN-atl. .1 ; au—(live a much time IIR yon can spci' to this section, Tlie bronx- , porcelains, lao]ueml woik, and <m l>roiderc<l scre<us are inimitable. Denmark Stop only to see the Ixwii tifnl imitations >i>f Etruscan and Kgyp tiau JH tt'-ry in {he first alcove. Tunis (b.tck of Denmark)— Notice the inlaid arms, jewelry, engraved silver ware, and rieh gold-thread embroid eries. Sandwich Islands (next the vralU— Queen Emma's feather cloak, winalen IKIWIS, and native ornament* and uteu sils should IK* TAS-n. Egypt The gorgeous embroideries, the curious Arabic engraved brass salvers, tho stuffed crocodile, and the hands*.me cabinets may bo seen in a few minutes. Turkey—The finest sights are em broideries in silk, linen, and woolen, pip*, curious pottery, old arm, aud attar of rosea. Portugal (back ol Tnrkey)—Here the peculiar pottery, tho flligreo jewelry, anil the fine carvings in wood for archi tectural ornaments are last worth see iug. Hpain Exnmine the emblematic fa cade to the Spanish Court. Also the mural tiles, carved sideboards, pottery, silver, and the large show of textile fab rics. Russia—One of the most interesting sections. See the silverware, the mala chite and lapis lazuli objects, the cloths of gold and silver, and the furs. Austrian-Hungary—Here the Boho miau glass, the Viennese work in gilt, bronse, leather, mwrsclianm, ami am ber, the garnet j*>welry, ami the Htings rian opals should lie seen. Oermany—The Berlin porcelain, the collective book exhibit, aud the pianos aro best features. aitcosn HAT. Visit, first the Shoe and Leather building. There is a good deal of same ness here, but the display gives, by its extent, a strong impression of the im portance of this industry. The shoe making machinery is very interesting. Go next to Machinery hall. Three broad avenues run the whole length of this huge structure, aud hy traversing each slowly ami diverging from the one oil the south side into the hydraulic annex, a good general idea will IM< gained of the largest collection of machines in mo tion the world has ever had au opportu nity of mi'ing. The following mauufac taring processes carried on every day will Ih> found woith shipping n few min utes to inspect: Weaving silks, woolens, carpets, stockings, lunik marks, etc., printing, lithographing, paper making, scroll sawing, barrel making, glass en graving, chocolate aud caudy making, type casting, type writing, making guttii pi reha shoes, tobacco making, watchmaking, rock drilling, and many other operations. From Machinery hail the visitor should walk rapidly past tho buildings at the western end of the grounds, noticing particularly the glass factory and the Chilian, Japanese, Eng lish, and Spanish buildings, entering the latter for a few minutes' stay. The Government building, the Woman's pa vilion, and tho Horticultural hall will liuish the day's work. THIRD DAT. Divide tho day lietween the Art gal leries and Agricultural hall. In Me morial hall see the Oastellani collection and the English gallery pretty thor oughly ; look at Makart's Catherine Carnaro in the Austrian gallery ; pass rapidly through tho French, German, Swedish and American collections, not forgetting, however, to notiie in tho former the Gobelin tapestry ; see tho Spanish and Russian pictures with more care, and do not overlook the mosaics sent by the Pope, and a few really good Norwegian landscapes. Then |siss to the annex, where there are acres of mediocrity, with here atul there a gissl canvas. The Dutch and Belgian col lections are perhaps the Rest, but there are some American and French plot urea that ought not to Ire missed. The Italian marbles will lie found pretty an I attractive. Take, if possible, a half hour for the Photographic hall, where there are ad utiraMe displays by English, French, Australian, German, Rcnaiau, Austrian, Swedish and American photographers. In Agricultural hall *e first in sue • cession the various foreign sections - English, French, Japanese, Dutch, Veurxaelan, Danih, Hwediah, Norwe gian, Russian, Bpauiah, Portuguese, Canadian, Italian and Lilteriau. Dur ing the remainder of the time at yonr disposal walk through the aisles in the American department and examine the most iutereMtilig exhibits. The aquaria should not be forgotten, and a little time should l* devoted to the Brewers' building mar the hall.—AVi* York 7Yi bun*. The United Statex Senate. The New York Tribune, in reviewing the Senate and the political situ* tion of the next body, says; As the Heuste now stands there are seventy one uiemlxra only qualified ; one elected but nut yet sworn in ( Mr. Blame), and two vacancies—oue in Louisiana, in place of Mr. Piuchlatck, aud oue in West Virginia, in place of Mr. (rjer tou. Of the whole number of seventy four, the terms of twenty five will ex pire ou the fourth of March next, namely ; Alcorn, of Mississippi ; An thony, of Rhode Island; Blaine, of Maine ; Boutwell, of Massachusetts ; Clayton, of Arkansas ; Cooper, of Tn uessc ; Omgiu, of New Hampshire; Davis, ot West Virginia ; Ferry, of Michigan ; Frelingbuysen, of New Jersey ; UoldthwaiU* of Alatsuna; Hamilton, of Texas; Harvey, of Kansas; Hitchcock, of Nebraska ; Johnston, of Virginia ; Kelly, of Oregon ; l*>gan, of Illinois; Norwood, of Georgi > ; Ran sum, of North Carolina ; Ro" ertaon, of fiouth Carolina ; Kaulabury, of Dela ware ; SU-vensm. of Kentucky ; West, of L iiiia ana ; Wimlom, of Minnesota, and Wright, of lowa. (Jf tlie twenty five, sixteen ore Republicans and nine Democrat*. Messrs. Anthony and John ston have already been re-elected. Mr. Ijatnar ha* born chosen in place of Mr. Aloom ; K. H. Rollins in place of Mr. Grngin ; Gov. Coke in place of Mr. Hamilton ; James R. IWI in place of Mr. Htevenson, aud Gov. Kirk wood in place of Mr. Wright. Of those so far chosen for the term ending 1883, three are Republicans and four Democrats, being a gain of two for the Democracy. The terms of twenty-four senators will expire in 1870 and twenty five in 1881. Of the forty nine seuator* holding over from the fourth of next March, twenty seven arc Republicans, nineteen I)smo orals, and oue Independent (Mr. Rootll, of California). There are two vacancies, one from West Virginia aud one from Louisiana. Adding the senators already elected f< r the term I*-gilining in March next, th< next Bente stand* thirty Re publicans, tw-nty three Democrat* and one Independent, Counting Colorado, which is now a State, there are twenty two souators yet to bo chosen, de jwudelit on the elections ©oming < iff in the falL In order to secure a majority of one, the Democracy must elect sn t<s ii i f these twenty two, and they have the fallowing States to select from : Maine. M i—• husctt*. New Jersey, Delaware, North Carolina, South Caro lina. Georgia, Alalwma, Louiaiana (two), West Virginia (two), Illinois, Michigan, Tennct x-e, Arkansas, Kansas, Nebraska, Minnesota, Oregon and Colorado. It will thus I*' seen that it is almost a cer tainty that the Republican* will control the Senate for the first two years of the new administration, but by a small majority. ♦irowth of the United State®. The American nation began its first century of exigence with a population of 2.750,000. It has now, by the Iwwt estimates, 44,675,000. The area has Ihvh extended from 800,000 to 3,603,844 square miliw. The development of agri culture, under the pressure of immigra tion and the stimulus of mechanics! in veil tion, lias lieeu utterly without pre cedent. The value of manufactures has advanced from $20,000,000 to $4,200,- (WO.OOO. Foreign and domestic com me roe ha* taken gigantic strides. The development of mineral resources lias uot l>een the work of a century, but of fifty years. Then* were few banks in the colonies in 1776; there are more thau 6.000 now. Inb-ruol improvement* and the oomtnou sch*>l system have kept pace wrifh immigration. While annexation has quadrnoled our area since the Revolution, it has con tributed very little to the population. The purchase of Louisiana, Florida, California aud New Mexioo brought in fewer than 150,000 inhabitants, and the acquisition of Texas and Oregon merely restored to citizenship those who had immigrated f:\im the United States. The aggregate area covered by popu lation in 1790 wa* 239,935 sqnara miles. The main line of settlement* ran 1,000 utiles along the coast from the mouth of the Penolmoot to the Altamaua, with an average extent mland of from 100 to 250 nnlcs. A few pioneers had made their homes in the Ohio valley; there wor two or three juitches of settlement in Kentucky; there was a village in In diana and another in Michigan; aud there were bands of adventurous spirits a* far west is Illiuois. The Louisiana purchase in 1803, supplemented by the Oregon treaty of 1816, added 1,171,931 square miles to the national domain; the Upauish cession in 1819 embraced 59,- 268 square miles; the annexation of Texas iu 1845, the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo iu 1848, and the Gadsden pur chase in 1853, brought in 967,451 rquare mi.es; and, finally, Mr. Sewaril's Aiask inv< stnient involved the acquisition of 500.0(H) square miles. The total area is now 3,603,844 square miles, or 1,042, 000,000 acres, one-half of which are public lands. In surface extent three nations surpass the United States—the British, Chinese and Russian empire*. The arable laud under cultivation is less than one-tenth of the total area. An Offer. A breach of promise Hiiit reported in | the London newspapers turned ou the 1 question whether tlie defendant actually made au offer of marriage. The affirma tive evidence was the following verse, which ho sout to the plaiutiff: Bslisve my sighs, my tsars, my dear, Believo the heart you've won ; Believe my vows to yon ainsere, Or, Jane, I am undone. Oh, oome, my charmer, let* away To oliurch and end this strife ; How blest will be each night and day When, Jane, you are my wife. Tlie jury deemed this s fair and square matrimonial offer, and awarded Jane X4O damages. EurnoTifKNT.—lt ia something new, says the New York Herald, for Scotland to send to America for workmen. One hundred stone masons in New York city have been engaged to go to Green ock. Novel as this seems it is not so un reasonable aa coming from the West to seek employment in New York. TK1IMB: #2.00 a Year, in Advance. TIIK EfiCAPKD KKMANK. Maw ike Plat lar Ikrlr tOrna* aaa Arraafla* and t arrte* Out-.I ia Wareaaa. The method of tsott|w< of the Fenian prisoners, six in number, who h*v* ar rivtxl in New York, was suggested bj the experience of John Boyle O'Reilly, uow editor of the Boston tSUA. Iu 1 fifty the whaling tmrk Gazelle, of New Bet! ford, was musing off the Australian coast, under command of Capt. David K Gilford. To thta veaael O'Hetlly, then a priaoner, wo* • ouveyed in a a mall l*>at, through the assistance of his friend*. GapL Henry 0. Hathaway, then third mate of the Gaaelie and now city marshal of New Bedford, waa in strumental iu saving the escaped pria oner'* life, who, having been by aoine mischance thrown into the water, waa supported there for several hours by Gapt. Hathaway, and finally reacned tu nearly a lifeless condition. From tins mcldwDt and Gapt iiathaway'a kindneaa ami sympathy, a warm friendship i sprung np between the two men, which ha* since continued. O'Reilly waa very iinxioiis to assist the other Fenian pria j oners to escape, aud when, after consul lation with other sympathizers ia thia country, it was concluded to make an , attempt in that direction, the manner of his own escape naturally suggested the must feasible plan. Gapt. Hathaway'* advice was sought by those iu charge of the expedition, and he waa urged to take command of ! it, bnt thia he felt obliged to refuse. He, however, gave tiiem the benefit of hia experience ou the Australian coast, and his directions were followed almost to the letter. The bark Gatalpa, of 202 j um, then in the merchant business, though formerly a whaler, was pur chased, nominally, by John T. Richard son, of New Bedford, and others, Mr. Riohardaou, who owns an eighth inter est, actiug as agent. As the veasel was to nail ostensibly for a whaling voyage, she was fitted out for that pnrpuae, un der the direction of Gapt Hathaway. Gapt. George Anthony, a man about thirty yean old, and who from hia youth has been engaged in whaling, was se lected as master. This was hia first voyage in that capacity, but the seamau slup and courage he had displayed pre vionaly, fitted him for the rs.>sition. The Catnips sailed from New Bedford, \pril 22. 1*75, clearing for a whaling cruise in the Atlantic and Indian ooeaua. The crew was composed mainly of Ma lays and Poitnguee. So qnietly had all the arrangement* lteen made that no suspicion of the true object of the voy age was existed. It is said that the only jM-rsons in addition to the promoters of the scheme who knew of the plan were Gapt. Hathaway and Mr. Iltchardaon. Gapt. Anthony, of course, knew the na ture of hi* errand. None of his crew had l>een informed of thia, although it is thought that the cooper, who is au Irishman, may have had some idea of it. The whaling merchant* in New Bedford denounced the purchase and fitting out of the Cat&lpa as a foolish venture. The first news from the vessel after she ssil -d was received in March of this year, when (die was reported to !>e off the west ooast of Australia, with 250 barrels of siwrm oiL When the first intimation of the rescue wa* received in May last, it w s generally disbelieved, even the ag> at stating that the vessel could not lw in the place assigned to her. It was generally thought that the Catalps woold first make port at New Bedford, al though the originators of the expedi tion expected she would land the rea med men either at Fernandina or Charleston. The six men who escaped were soldiers in the English army, and were sentenced to penal servitude for life. The Story of the Ilodja. Once as the hodja of Turkey was walking iu a cemetery by the side at a logbwsy, it oorurred to him to hide in mi old tomb to watrh whether the good a;.d bed angels of judgment would oome. While he was thus waiting, all nt once then came the sound of 1 wills; and struck with the idea that the day of resurrection and the last judgment were at band, he crept ont of hia hiding place. It was a caravan going by, and the mules, frightened at the sodden ap parition, fell into disorder and " stam peded." Upon this the mole drivers, sticks in haud, !>e*et the hodja, aud in quired who he waa. " A dead man." " What are you doing ont here, then f" "Only taking a walk." "A walkf We'll walk yon I" And they assaulted the hodja with such vigor that he only escaped with many bruises, a broken head and two black eyes. When his wife saw him in such a plight, she asked where he came from. "From the dead," said he. " I have ' been in a tomb." " Well, bow do things go on in the other world t" " Why, wife, yon had better look out there for one thmg—not to frighten the pack mules." A Wholesale Trader In Live Stock. Capt. Richard King lives on his farm (Santa Gertrudes) thirty miles from Corpus Christi, Texas, and in March last sol<l to one party from Kansas 26, - 000 head of horned cattle (all ont of hia own stock) for the sum of $327,500, de liverable iu Hoyt City, Kansas, $100,00(1 paid down in cash, aud the balance on delivery; and in April ho sent off the stock in thirteen droves, which arrived all safe. To be certain to have tlie re quisite nnmlwr to lie delivered, he add ed 5,000 extra head, aud still has left some 50,000 ben 1, besides 25,000 heed of sheep, and 7,000 or 8.000 head of horse and mule stock. He has some 60,000 acres of lain! under fenoe, and is now fencing in 60,000 acres more, and still lias 140,000 acres in aud about the same tract. It took 700 men to drive this lot of stock, and upward of $50,000 for the outfit. Rolihed by Bar light. A Dallas (Texas) letter says: Two robliers entered the office of the State savings bank, on Main street, jumped . over the counter and commenced an at tack on Mr. E. H. Gruber, president of the bank, felling him to the floor by a blow on the head with a " navy revol ver." They then helped themselves to what money they oould find. When tlie alarm whs rained they ran into a back nlley. where there horses were hitched, aud rode off toward the south. Pursuit was at once made, but there is very little hope of the roblrers being cap tunxl. Mr. Ornlier states that the loss will not extxxxl S2OO, us the roll taken contained fractional currency alone. He has offered SSOO reward for the arrest of the thieves, and the amonut lias been increased by othe i citizens to $1,500. Discharging Clerks. The Legislative, Executive, and Judi cial Appropriation bill provides for the discharge on the tenth of October of be tween 700 and 800 department clerks at Washington. A circular has been issued in the Treasury department informing clerks who receive it that if they will resign liefore the reductions are made they will be given two months' leave, with pay. Few if any resignations have been received. Those who are relieved will bo allowed to draw their pay natal Oct. 10. NUMBER 37. THE MANA( Kf OP WYOJIINti. ■•ailbM.M*l ladtaa t reelir d icon Braver?.—Tfce Aaadta mt tha *•- •(•aa Mala. Amid the harlyburly of centennial cwlebrittioni that crowd upon each other in thin memorable epoch of the nation'a history there ia no event more worthy of remembrance than the Wyoming mas sacre, which occurred on the site of the charming aoene—the Acedia of the Key atone Htsto--that meet* my gone a* I look from my window tbia brentiful morning. Almort a century of time baa awrpt over tbia fair valley, with it* at tenuating verdure and it* snows, ainoe the ruth lent oavagna under the lead of Hutier and Brandt made the tranquil Huaquehonna ran red with the blood of innocent men, woman, and children, and blotted out their happy homestead* with the blighting breath of the devastating torch. The whole world ban wept over the touching tale, and over the horrors enacted hern daring that awful month of July, in 177 ft, and aa it* centennial an uiTernary oocun in leea than two year* hence it ia bat meet that oome prepare tioua ahould be made to oommemorate the event. History dwell* with loving tenderness and truth on the ; mm Loral beauty of thi* •-harming aoene prior to the invasion by the treacherous savages, and the poet Oampbell, in hiaimmortal "Gertrudeof Wyoming," wreathes a garland for its fame that shall never fade, a* follow*: lieUghtinJ Wyoming ! UinOb tby tlutw The happy *bepbsrd *wuta hod naught to do Out feed tbrtr flock* on green deelmtuw, Or hiin percbanoe thy lake with light canoe, From mom Ull evening'* eweeter pastime grew. Witii umbrel. when beneath the foreeta brown Thy lovely maiden* would the dance renew ; And aye thaae (tunny mountain* half-way down Would ootio flageolet from some romantic town. Such u the condition of tire plaor • r<< ibti with out- swoop I oil apou and massacred iU inhabitants, of wb<>m 4(10 periahed by tire, flood. Mid flight through the fearful iwunp, which to this day bean the appropriate name of "The Shade* of Death." The fatal blow was * truck on the third of July, 1778, ami the thrilling details of the bloody btufaoas that ensued—the uaaaa crt of men, women and children; the noble Stan J taken by the yoemanry with pikes and sickles and pitchforks, and such other implements sa they oould oommand ; the flight of the wounded in canoes down the river ; the hardships encountered in the wilderueaa—all con spire to make up one of the moat har rowing chapters in the history of any land, or any era ancient or modern. The .'ingei of death spread rain and desola tion over the place, and what a few short ilava l*-fore was a verv paradise seemed transformed to a hell more awful than over presented itself to the lurid imagi nation of a Dante. We who lire in the midst of security and surrounded now by the monuments raised up by the march of civilization, can never form more than a faint idea of the. terrors that filled the valley from end to end dunng that horrible tragedy. Nor can we bat faintly conjure to our selves a picture of the fugitives—gray haired men, feeble women, and helpless children—who struggled to escape from the awful scene, those they loved, sons, husbands and brothers, burning at the stake or subjected to torture more cruel, while they pursued their journey engirt by death. It is a picture filled to overflowing with bitter memorie . The descendants of some of the sufferers who survived htill reside here, and have conversed with me since my advent to the valley of the thrilling stories which their fathers and mothers often told them, and I drove to the crude monument erected by the patriotic women of Wy oming and read the following iaacrip tion : Near Una spot wae fought, on the afternoon of Friday, the third day of July, 1778, TBI RATTLE OF WTOWTRS, in which a small band of patriotic American* chiefly the undisciplined, the youthful and the aged,'spared by ueffieieucv from the distant ranks of the Republic led by Ooloael Zebu 100 lkiAlar and Colonel Nathan Detitaon, with a c lorage that deterred •cooem. boldly met and bravely fought a combined British Tory and Indian force of thnee their number. Nu merical superiority alooe g re success to the invader, and widespread havoc, uveoiatian and ruin marked his savage and bloody footsteps through ths valley. THIS MOST-WEST, Commemorative of tbeee events And of the Actum m them. Has been erected Over the bones of the slain By their descendants and others who greatly appreciated the serncee and aaeri&oas of their I patriot ancestors Thin monument stands over a pit in which the bodice of the slain were buried by their friend* when they re turned after the death storm had spent its force. The precise location of this pit had not been discovered until 1882, when by a mere accident the bones were exposed to view. Probably in no nation has there been j such bravery exhibited or such savagery practiced as"at the battle of Wyoming, where, a* the monument eloqaently at Wwts: " the undisciplined, the youthful | and the aged " displayed such heroism. Thermopylae has often bean cited in prose and essay as the scene of true Sicroism, but Wyoming deserves a niche fully as high iu the t- in pic of fame, and an altar as divine at the fane of bravery. Tbe tierce linn was mild when CHUB pans! with the savage luduui, and Attila, " the scourge of God," was meek when compared with the " Mammoth Brandt," of whom the poet fitly said : Aocuraed Bnm.ltho loft of all my tribe Nor m-tj. nor child, nor thing of living birth : No! not thodog that watched my household hearth Escaped that night of blood npon our plains ! Wyoming valley terms to-day with wealth. The grim black breaker lifts its towering head along the stately river, and is eloquent all .lay with the song of labor. Busy steamers ply to and fro on the Susquehanna, the whistle of locomo tives awakes tlio echoes along the neigh boring mountains, and prosperous homesteads peep out from between the trees from Plymouth all along the level way to Campbell's ledge.— Graphic. Very Fine Work. Sir Joseph Whitworth recently ex hibited three hexagonal steel plates at the Kensington museum, in England, which were so accurately planed that when one was placed on the other it glided about as if floating, and when one was dropped on another a "cushion" of air deadened the metallic sound, while, wheu the air was squeezed out, the contact was so close that the lower S'ato adhered to the upper when raised. e next made a measurement of 1-200,- 000 th of an inch with a machine which, at a certain temperature, will measure the millionth of an inoh, and lastly showed the tensile strength of steel, a specimen of which bore a strain of seventy-five tons to the square inch, without breaking. For bridges, etc., only five tons strain to the square inch are" required for safety; for guns, forty tons ; for shells, thirty-five tons. What it Hons.—Speaking of Stan ley, the African explorer, whose letters are now being published, a religious journal earnestly hopes that he is a liar, and asserts that, in case he in not, he ought to be hanged. A Colored Camp lectio* Hymn. Why dan'l yon do m Polar did, A-walking an the too t Ha thro wad baU ante above hU hand, artfui * •• Good Lard! remember me." Than r*memt*r tha Hah and remember tha poor. And remember the haand and tha free. And whan yon art dona remembering aroand. Than, good Lord, remember no. If I con Id aland whara Maaaa atood, And Haw tha landoaapa o'er, , I'd throw thaaa laga at tart aa I ooald— And rdgo lo that part white abort. Than rata <wr bar tha rieh and ram MB bar tha poor, And remember tha bonnd and tha fraa, And whau yon art doaa remacabaring around, tTHtanii, good Lord, remember ma. Ilcu* of Inlrrrat. In Tonnmnm village* spring chickens arc right cents spinas. There it hardly a Hontbern city that U not gaining population. Don't attempt to punieb all your enrmitw at once. Ton can't do a large business with a supdl capital. lowa juries hold that in oaae a mar riage engagement 1* broken, the parties muxt return all preaenta, or their worth in monry. A cow wo* found standing at ark and •tiff in a posture in Maine. Hhe hod been .truck by lightning, killed, but not thrown to the ground. Mr a. Oorr, of Quebec, hanged beraelf with her false hair. Tbe coroner's ver dict woa said to have been that tlie dorr waa demolished by a misplaced switch. " Are the eggs poached I" inquired a customer of a restaurant keeper. " Tee, air," replied the keeper. " They ore— that is, tbe chicken* that laid them VINI A young ■capegrsoe, notorious for his pranks and practical jeke*, who came of uge the other day, awoke tbe family at midnight by loud cries of *' JBan in the lioaae!" A law has beea paesed in Qermonv forbidding tbe construction of school rooms with windows on opposite sides of the room. It ie said to be proven that rooms no lighted are injanoaa to the eyes. The Council Bluffs (Iowa) N<mparc\ • has won the prise few oat stories. It tells of one that entered an apothecary's -tore, selected the box containing cat nip, tore tbe paper of it open and com menced eating. In the presence of Col Benton, C. 8. A., Oen ■ Franklin, Dr. Gatling.and others, one of the improved rapid firing Catling trans wo* recently fired at the rate of forty shots a second, or 2,400 per minute. The gnu is ten tmrrel', forty-live caliber. Tbe Southern economical problem is concerning the reduction of acreage in planting cotton. By a general assent this veer fewer acres were planted than usual, but the dm of guano has, in mscv places, made the crop as heavy as it was iiefore. It ia difficult to explain the working* of the youthful mind. A boy who will lis ten indifferently to the eatdimert truths of theology will be roused to the ocutirt interest by the progrese of a caterpillar over the collar of the bold headed man in the pew in front of him. " May I leave a few tracts t" asked a traveling quack doctor of a lady who responded to his knock. " Ir-are some tracks I Certainly you may," sail * he; looking at him benignly over IT spec tacles; " kave them with the heel to ward tbe door, if you please." Tbe spectacle of a man with hi* fifth (wide listening to the funeral sermon of his fourth wife was witnessed at Bangor recently. Number four died of a malignant disease, sad there wore no funeral services. He immediately got another wife, and invited her to attend the funeral sermon of the dear departed. A rural female beauty slighw l from the stage coach in front of a hotel the other day, when a piece of ribbon de tached itself from her bonnet and fell into the bottom of the carriage. " Ton have left your how behind, .aid o lady paw* uger. " No, I ain't; he's gone a fisbing," innocently replied tl rustic. William B. Hunt, of lowa, i* the champion rascal. He ha- a wife and child in nearly every consi l-rab'.i town in tbe United State* east of Kvt- a. His latest are at Portland, lie. He marries a girl, remains with her for two days, and leaves. His principal occupation ia that of a hotel derk, and be in very handsome. A bint for summer hotel keepers. A gentleman come* down star* in the morning after a battle with tbe Lngin which he comes off second 1* •t. " This in terrible that bed wo* fall of bup*." " Certainly,'* replies the derk, raavdyt "What do you meant" "It wil! be fifty cents a day extra for chambers without bugs." The Swedes have an ingenious way of teaching geography in their school*. It consists of an outline map of Sweden, drawn upon a large blackboard. At tbe location of each city and town ia a hole in tbe board, and Utile block* with pins attached, each containing the name of a city, are stock in rows on tbe aide of the board. The pupil reconstruct* the map by putting each block in it* appro priate place. At a railway station two gentlemen be longing to The district were warming themsMree in the waiting room, when s son of tbe Emerald Isle, " rather oat at the elbows, the room. One of tbe gentlemen, characteristically humor aus, mid to him : " 111 be after giving yon my chair to worm yourself for a six pence. "Will your' waa the reply. " I'll be after letting von keep it for a Billing ; and it's menelf that has much need of one jurt now." Caster's Troll. Today, mys a correspondent with Oen. Terry's* command, anxious eyee ore turn el toward the East to the abandoned fire*idee; tbe memory of wife and child comes to sodden the sol dier's heart, for who among all this gal lant array can tav he will return t Within a "lew foetid the spot where I write runs tbe broad trail marking the paamgo of Ouster and his men, " Ous ter's Trail," a* it is called, and they went in far more confident of success aud fuller of (xmrage than even the men who follow to avenge ct perhaps lie with them. There is no use trying to con ceal the fact that the victory of the Sioux, so terrible in its completeness, bus lowered the morale of our troops; not much, perhaps, but if one listens to tbe soldiers as they discuss among them selves the campaign the conviction is foroed that they no 1 mger look upon victory as oertaia. Perhaps it is better so than to have an excess of ountidence in fighting so wily a foe as the Indian hMR always proved himself. To prevent so lamentable a disaster so far as can be judged the present campaign will be conducted with the utmost caution; it may be barren, bat it is not likely to be disastrous, unless tbe Indian revolt has token proportions beyond all estimation. Will Net Join the Sioux. The inspector of Indians in Canada . stated that the Sioux now at war with the United States had sent presents of tobaooo to the Blaokfeet Indians in Canada aud requested the latter to join them. The Canadian Indians replied that they would keep peace and would not join the Sioux. The latter sent * message in return that when tbtj had finished with the Americans they would cross over and capture the Blackfeet country. The Blaokfeet waß * ed „T? know if they would be assisted by toe mounted police, and the officer tach assured them they would be P™ . The Indians saV they oouldmn*to r 2,0(K) warriors if any tionble Majudko Goods.-— The FO' .. hibitors at the Oentamniolgj of P a plan of marking the P^" on their goods. The exhibtto" ?^ icall go i d> goods, first, the P"®®"* tlie price m without duty ; and finally American gold, duty Tjiw (iif _ awsifiusr eighty per cant.