Ufa la Death. 1 or* at* in ti fa. .larliag, Eovs ms in rt\ Hushed harp matsad of praise. Life hath its valleys 100, Where se ntu*t walk wirh run regret. With morning rfothad, with slid ram wet. Toward Minhght hoptw that soon may *et, All quenched lu pitying dew. Life hatii il* harvest moons. Its toiw. led corn sn I porple-wsicfcled vine : Its gathered shear.*, .if grain, the hhssed Mgn Of pleuteous reaping, tread. aud pure, rich wine; Full heart* for harvest tune* Life hath in. hope* fulfilled . Its glad friutiou*. it* ble*t, answered t raver. Swee'.c r for sailing long, shoee holy air India wu to ailem settle breathes forth lu rare li rat d speech, by joy flililhfcl lender* a trlifwrl. THE OLD HOUSE. Th old house slowly dioppiug to pi. .v- about the young people. Y. t, for all that, they w-ie ■** happy as though it wr • a palace building up about .hem. Touth requires few conditions: it is as suffice ut to itself as Eden; it is only the uusati-tactory middle years, to which the loveliness of the virgin world has become a twice-told tale, that are in sistent. In truth, it should have I wen enough Ui content any of us simpfV to be Rose Mark - - the rose no rosier, the lily no snowier, sunshine not m>re golden than her L.iir, more dazzling than her smile; a lovely Little soul and laxly, enjoying every moment of life, and making it preei us to every one within her influ ence. She never thought of grumbling that the house was shabby aud the food scanty, but couL uted herself with bread when there was uo dainty, au.l when the r>x f leaked, m jv.xl her lied to an other rix'Ui where it did not leak so badly. Every timber in the old house was d. ar to her, aud she never asked for a better. So w,.nder everybody loved Rose Marks in general, and her cousin, Rog< r, loved her in especial; not her cousin, that is, if you demand the lite ral fact, but her step mother's uephew, yet always called a cousin, snd always loved like a brother. A brother I Well, no, not exactly. People are not so very apt to think whether or no their brothers will like this ribbon or that flower, to blush damask if their brothers catch them gaxii g at themselves intently, to pout at an iuatt uti n from their broth ers, or to have their hearts beat like wildfi.. a T a touch of the brother's hand. Tb< e two children were all alor.fc in the b .ae now, for Mr. Marks and his wife 1 d followed the elder children, who lat died when the great typhus epi.it .aie raged some ten years ago; the old f rvui.t, who had never forsaken them bad gone ber way too at last; and I. uis, one day taking the ancient plate. ha.l sold it for enough to insure the hon>e for a term of five years, and formally resigning all right and title in it to Rose, had bade her and Roger good bye, and had gone to seek his for tune. So R*e kept the old honse a Rhe onld, and Roger pai.l her a regular board from his little salary as clerk of the only store in the village. Rose cried every time she took it; bnt as all the r t she p sstssetl happen* 1 to b*- the o> w and tiie garden and what the grass sold for, there was nothing, of courre, to do but take it. How many times Hose had reso'ved to go *'Ut by the day and do sewi g since she had been -ixteen • " I (*iii!d earn two hnn drvsl ill-liars a v >.r. easily, 14 g- r," *he voal-1 say, as she w ..-. m tpping it out to Roger in th • evening, at the <-ther side of the table where h*> was studying. "A 1 what would become of me?" Roger said. " Vi'hy -wbv, you c-vnld have much >otter dinners, you know, Roger, at Mrs. Dean's"— "H-iagMrs. Dean's! I should have no home, I should go to the bad. It is missionary duty to st v as y< u are." •' But, Roger," then R ; se said, grow ing red and redder, "some .lay, you know, yon will be—married, and then you won't want me round." **Bh i'u't I r " Your wife won't, at any rate; for yon know I'm not even your sister, and your wife, when you marry " "Cui't you wait till I do?" thundered Roger, getting up aud stalking out of the room. "You won't forget bow to sew, will yon !" And Rose began to cry, and R ger strode round the place till bedtime like an unhappy gh--sL He marry ! Why was she harping on that string f Did she want to marry herself, and have him first put him** If out of the way? And thereat he wrought himself into a fury. Was there a man in all the world who would dare to think of such sacrilege as marrying his little Rom- ? Never, never, should he have her ! lie would stay here forever aud guard her: ho W( uld make it impossible! And then be felt that he was a fool, and that he knew l ams and thinking <>f nothing 1.-hs while ho was mar u ling up and down the garden path-. He wa* v.-ry much mistaken; sh" was !.i ling tiehiDd tne window at that mon.*-;it, watching him lietween the streaming courses of her ti-ars as he went up and down and tortured himself with angry thoughts and passionate emo'ions. Why had f.te fixed him so ? he via asking. Why was there no chance for him ? Why would no open ing offer that be might enter and gain a promise of sufficient income to justify iiim in telling 14 >se wbst he felt—all the wild wishes and bitter longings ? Now a moneyless clerk in a village store, he had no right to bind her for tunes with his, to bring upon her, even it she would, the weary cares and heavy weight of marriage with a man so des titute. F->r look, even should she be kind, should they marry—ah, whit throbs his heart gave at the fancy ! —they would have no more than they have now, and as the years came and brought their burdens, it would simply bow Rose into thegrave. And she knew it, he thought; yes, she kuew it. That was what this .lesire to go out into the world m* ant— to break up their way of life, to lie off and away from him. Aud then Roger groat led and clenched his fists, and asked himself the whole round of ques tions over again. Yes, why was he, of all men, so placed that nothing could i ver accrue b him ? no help reach him ? no one hold a b nd to lift iiim up ? just saffi re I to ) h I along from hand to month whan a i-ttle capital wi-uld put • Mm into attch a haven ? If he had but a cou -'e of th on sand d- -lliirs to start with, he could open a sec ud store here. He knew the whole structure of trade; k there was quite business enough for sn k other without robb Lg the first; he ■ could even make new business. He ■f- knew jr. t where be would pi Lt his stock of goods and put up his sign. FRED. KURTZ, E.litor ami I Vopi-aXor. VOLUME IX.. Ami thru, in spite of himself, came th> picture of the bliwo-il time wbi'tt, \vi>rk done, he *boaKl g*> homo, hourto ltw, fair, ioyous, his, by hor tiro, or lookiug out for hiui, springing to uteet him; the scene grew *.* real it s.xwxl to R-tgor ho cent t feel hor sw*x>t breath on hia face, hor warm tram about him; ho held hor iust *>ue d.xriug moment n tins wnktng dream, aud then ho *at down upon the stop and hid his faro 1U his hands a* if ho would hide too tlio scald iug toor* that Bud havo way. Two thousand dollar* ho might jn*t as well wish (or a silver lniuc ! Just as Ve said th* wonts to himaolf, n soft clear iwlisuw was welling up u*ur tho dusky garde u, tu>d as ho raiMxi la* hoad aguiu, after awhile, Ihort< came ttu> uioon softly tloatiug up atot\e tin horizonof tho long iutorvsl below. it ohoorod hitu iux plieahlv, like au ouu-ii. a nromise; ho shxxl up and struck one paitn into an othor. " I will havo hor yot!" heoriod, and weut into his dream*. "Can you think of anything, Rose, where we can ecououiu&o <" be said, next dav. " Economise !" she reii'iibil, gayly. "For what? lit what? With what!" "So that we can raise two thousaiid dollars," he answered, gravely. She sat down as suddenly as if some gigantic hand had Ix'eit laid on her head and hod crushed her into the seat. " Two thousand dollars !" she gasixxl. "We ixuildu't economised in two thou sand years, for 1 don't kuow where we waste a oent" " I must get it in some way, then, if I have to go out taw iug wood after hours." " Why, Roger I" " For capital to go into business." "The house would sell for five huu died more than you want." " The house!" he said. "That is not Kokc sUxxl up, moving one tliiug aud another nervously about the table ; hor lips trembled, and all at once she ran out of the room. " Oh, he cares noth ing for me; he despises me ; he disre gards me ; he would take nothing from me 1 Because it i* mine, it is not his, and he wants nothing of me." • • She takes no interest in it; she doesn't care a whit whither I go into business or not; it matters nothing to het," he sighed. "She flaahea ont of the room aud atxmt her business as in differently a< though I were the merest stranger at the gate." Aud he jammed ou his hat, and weut to his work, head down, hands in pocket, and glo<>mv ax the grave. All day long that rosy, dimpled face flittiug between him and * very customer; ail day long the awful figures, $2,000, writing themselves on the wall before him like a Atone, mrne, trkel upharsin; and when, late in th* d.iy, a cloud slowly rose and hutg over the fields and marshes, till all the sky was purple and all the laud was in diadnw, and low thunders to gun te growl in itx breast, and sharp lightniugs i ap from it, it s* erne*! to Roger only something in accord with his feeling*, for it befitted nature to be as dark as his own outlook. It was a terrible storm, though, to* fore another hour hat! pa**ed. l'eal aftor jx*al the thunder craahed over the little village, and tumbled its deafening bolts among the hills; flash after fia-li the ligbtniogs crackled aud unrolUxl, and from moment to momeut wrapped the place iu sheets of flame; and after one report, wheu the heavens seemed to shrivel like a bit of burning parch ment, the l>ark of the century old elm in the square where the little baud played on summer nights had been torn off in one long spiral from top to to*t torn, anil the tree had nnswered the bolt in a pillar of fire. A* the storm in creased, 14oger rememliered Rose's fear of thund* r, and plunged out into it, de tormined that she should not to* ah-n** in such a moment of at**olate tori or Tbe rain met him half way, wors** than any lightnings—a gray, stifling down ponr, in which it was imjxwsihto to draw his breath, snd his only refuge was to take to his heels and run as fast as ever any Lampa 1 ren a race. She must have seen him coming, for she S--t * p-U the dixir, though she sbxal to'biml it. " What made yon leave shelter in sneh a storm as this I" she cried, and ju*t then there earn** an over wb* lraing flash, the fir** of which seemed to penetrate her brain. She clapped her hand* to her fac* with a shriek, the house rocked and the door swung and -lammed, and she fell fainting npon the door. When Rose came to herself, she was lying on the lounge where Roger had placed ber, and the storm was slowly rolling off below the horizon, with now and then a smothered growl, and Un rein wa* pattering only in thin sbowora, which the freshened breeze shook from the viiu-s and boughs. She sat up di rectly, and presently, a* soon as she fonnd her feet, went to the window to look alout. The whole world s**emel sweet and rich and glistening in the sun set, with a soit of delicious umlerlight, ami the birds were wild with music. Rog*-r stood leside her at tbe window, looking ont iuto the enchanted atmos phere. They were both silent; and jn.st then good old Mrs. Vance came up the garden walk rom her owu adjoining one, fearing Rose wm alone, and not having dared herself to come to her be | fore; and she staid to tea, ami wanted a game of %rihbage in the evening; ami when Roger came book from escort duty to old Mr*. Vance, Rose just lifted th" candle flame between her face and his, und saying good night, hurriedly, wa* uway to ber slumlter*. Rog r went to his, that is to say to his room. Sleep he could not. Hi- Thought* were whirling at such a rate with his < motions that he was wider awake than evt r before. He stcpjied ont on the old broken balcony of hi* window and watched th<* slow wheeling of the constellations, and heard the tiny crackling sound of h-avex ami raindrop* and pebble* in the garden, of some night bird, maylie, tapping the bongb, or else the dead vine branch besting on a win dow pane, and he thought how hard and bitter a thing wa* life, and half curmxl it; and then the vision of Rise would steal before him—the sweet, smiling fac**, tho dimpled velvet cheek, the shin ing eye, gentle motion, gvntle spirit— and he said to himself that it wa* enough for any one to live in the name world with such a thing a* she. But at length it occurred to him that this waa enough of star gaziug. If he were ever to be a man fit to win her, even if unable, ho mu*t cease bis day dreama and work, and to work he must sleep. He returned to hia room, and all at once, aa if aomething stung him at every pore, he staggered back. What strange odor was thia? what strange at mosphere after the cool night fragrance? Tlie room waa full of a thick pnngeut child—it was the smoke of burning. "Fire! fire! fire!" heshoutod, and sprung through the door for Rose's room, only to In* met by Htieh a strong, turbid mass of moving darkness and noisomeneaa and suffocation aa to stagger back again a single m"ment before it. Bnt almost immediately he wa* bounding throngh it, throwing oj>eu the doors le --twecn, and all at once, a* be opened the third one, a great blinding glare fell fr< m above, and there wa* the monstrous horror of flame, towering and soaring like an evil spirit that wiped matter from existence. But 'Roger uid not pause to think what it was like; he only thought that THE CENTRE REPORTER. it iu.s swooping through an upper thsir, that in a uiouioul tho do.tr must fall, that he must roaoh li •*•>'* rooui. Tlio house hud b on struok by lightning m the stoim, and the smoldering spark had K en making houduuy in the louoly upper riKUus all tho doliciolia sumuior ovointig, nil the tinio that he liad I teen loaning ou his bahsmy drinking tlio balmy air, all tlio time that Roue had tox'U folded it! hor sweet "luiulx'r, all the time he had been hearing that tiny oiuoUu, aud thinking it was the mm duppiug from the loaves upon the walk. Another moment and orer its dull roar came a cry: "Oh, Roger! Roger I Oh, tuv dearest ! my dearest ! where are you ! Do you know it i" And 11, we, with a cloak thrown over hor, burst through her door, and was caught in hi* arms as let leaped down the stairs at one vault and tiore her out into safety. They had barely reached the gat.' when the roof fell in, and though the neighbors came thronging round, and the engines were presently at play, they st.HKI there with the rest, and saw it wao of no use, and the blaze of tlio homo of tlioir childhood and their youth was ascending like a smoke of Haentlee, 11.wo stood folded in tho arms of Roger, hiding hor eves from the dreadful sight, as a oh lid might stand Iteside the grave of a mother while it is tilled. " ls't it go without tears, darling let it go," Roger whispered. "It i* a kindly llame. The old house is still protect iug us; it has lighted our way to each otlier. Without it, we should still have toeu groping in the .lark. 1 should never have dared win you; you would never lutve known 1 loved you." " You are coniiug right home with me, children," said Mrs. Vance, "till we can turn round and see what's to tx* done. Is the house insured? where'* your papers l" " They are gene," said luwe, " with everything else. We are utterly jamiii loas!" It was just a fortnight after that, when 14 >ger entered Mrs. Vance'a house one night, lkac ran and clapped a bit of pHjxr Iwfore his eye* so closely that he could see nothing. Wheu he btopjxxd Rick she was holding it over hia lij>s, ind then half bashfully tiptoeing up and kiixiug him through it. "Do yon see what it is i" she said. "It is a cheek for twenty five hundred dollars from the insurance company, who have taken the circumstance* into account. It is the it surai'.ee on the buildings, and the '.amis are still left. Th* l old house is taking care of us yet, Roger. Two thousand for your biiMUfs, and the rut," she whispered, shyly, and blush ing like a rue*' indeed, "to furnish the uew house."— Hazar. How a Chluamaß Itought a Horse. The Cleveland Isiulcr tell* the fol lowing story: Wau Lee had long want ed a horse with which to collect and de ;v* r hi* " lnnndly " work about thecity, •md cam" {,> the coßclusion to buy one. While aiuil. -x!y strolling by t! *• Keu nard House, he heard the jxxil seller shouting: " How much for Fuilerton, gentlemen; how much for Fuilerton f 1 am off.-red only forty dollar* for this hone; tbe Maid sold for one hundred ! Who says forty five dollars for Fuller tou ?" Now Wan, in his travels, had heard something six nit fat horse*, and ku* that Fuilerton wa* "no slouch," ax the saying ix. So when h* saw a chance to buy him—as it struck hix heathen lutol ligenc**—for only forty-five doliur*, he concluded he had to-tter cli*s* with the bargain ut once, and six-lire a horse which el an far as Fuilerton wa* concerned. Thursday night he was at the Kennard .it the appointed time, and when be saw the |*xl clerk, pushed his card forward md saiil: " Alle light now—me wantoe Flulleton." " Fuilerton !" said the cb-rk. "He Jiilu't win. Smuggler to* k the (xk>l !" " Me oaree nothing about plool—me waut*o boss!" " You have no horse here. Yon paid for your chance and lost it." " Lost him? Me paid florty five doll**. Me lost him ?" " Y'es." " Whab*e you mean ? You thlief ! You pay me florty five dolle or go to ileeci* house!" " Y'ou will get nothing," said the clerk. " You bet your money and lost it." Wan went for a policeman, and ex plained. When he learned that hi* forty-five dollar* were gone forever, he ;hook his fist toward the Kennard House and started for home, scattering Chinese oath* along hi* path at tho rate of alieut a thousand to the minnte. Hood Indian, Me. Tlie Indian chief Spotted Tail has his good points. Hi* loved his dan. liter and cherishes her memory. She wa* the first born and the to*st beloved. She fell in love with a young officer at Fort Lara mie, and died of a broken heart l ight years ago. Her influence over her father was so overmastering, that he vowed on her d* athto-d that hi* would make jteuea with the whites, since it was her wish, and would never again take up arms against them. When the treaty was made he a*ko*l to have the coffin con taining her remains brought iuto the council in order that her spirit might witness tho fulfillment of the vow. All these years th** old chief has yearned to havo her grave near his wigwam, and his wish has recently to-en gratifletL The body was removed from Fort Lara mie to Hpotted Tail agency, and placed in a box u(K)ti four posts, in accordance with the Indiaii custom. Tbe burial ser vice of the Episcopal church was read, a sermon in the Dakota language was preached by tho chaplain, ami the box was lower*•*l into a giavo in the ceme tery near tho agency. Af the Ball At the grand entertainment given to the Brine*' of Wales at the Guildhall of the city of Loudon, losses of jewels were plentiful. Among other things, the Ducliees of Manchester l>st oue earring of the value of £1,200, and ha* not seen or heard anything of it sinoe. Another lady liad the pleasure of seeing her diamond comb, valued at £5,400, trod den into dust beneath the feet of tho dancers, without being able to get suffi ciently near to rescue it A curious discovery was made in sweeping the hall aftor the dance. Home mouths ago Lady Dudley, the most beautiful peeress at present living, wa* robbed of jewels to tbe amount of £50,000, which bad been carelessly left in a case at a railway station. A lieautiful antique agraffe, re splendent with diamonds aud emeralds, wa* found on the floor of the Gnildhall, anil has since been reoognizer, and will comprise 6,18 M head, exclusive of pouttiy. The live shx'k judge* will Illuke a general rejxirt OU the origin, prog re**, development and prea eiit tyjH* of *aeh br**Hl repreaeuted at Un* show, Among the animals is a steer weigluug 6.1KK1 pound*, and a mule tweuty one ami oue half hands high, and weighing 1,600 pounds. Both theae W-I'll ileVelojxxl spiviuieliH of animal life are from Teiiueaaee, a State famous for gtxxl stix'k. S*ime of the ilogs en tered for tin* bench show from Septem to r4to 8, *v*st a* much as SI,OOO. The steamship Erin left London ou tlie tenth of August with s|xvimeus from the lliH'ks aud herds of L>rd* Chenham and Walxiughaiu, tho.*e of the Royal Agri cultural sch'K'l, ami others. It is re p*irt**l that Great Hritaui will semi a hundred sjx't'itU' us of her blotxl* d cat tie to the cattle t hi bit 1011. JAt'AXBHK UEAXI OHNAMKSrri A.ND TOVS. Kiyoto, Japan, eihibita some elegant article* of th-ir industry in th*- shiqs* of artificial flow. r>, hairpins, ind many handsome article* for the coiffure. The most c*i*tly otiiauieu's worn i i the hair !ir*< mal*' of light col. nal totUii*e shell. In manufacturing the article* tlie white sjxitless part-* are cut out of the roil gh tortoise shell, and by warming, press ing and gluiif with the white of an egg, they a r < xl *j" t into tourpum *if all kinds, and ui istlv into th ■ 1 >tir cornered pins, eight to u u lucl.-* long, which are worn i. oi,tally through the hair. Wheu light om! tnui*poreut, theae pins are quit** expensive. The brown colored tortoise shell is used for exunbs, trays and baskets, ami is fre •jtieutlv ornamented with gilt lacquer paintings. From the same district is a quaint collection of children's toys. Fhey usually imitate animals, repreaent iug linir aud fi'atliers with hemp ami silk threads. Picture* are made by pasting puce* of silk, cut to represent different figure* of men and animals on shet* of puj*cr. ÜBKRIA. Lito ria lt. s on th*' c.*t coast of Afri '•a, mi.lw y to'twu'ii Sierra Ix-ont* ami Cape I'almas, txtondiug 32tl iuihs> along the coast, with iui average br* adtli of ••ighty mil* having ('iqx* M-smrado, lat. in *l*g. iiiuft**'u mill. N., lon., ton il* g. thirty miu. w.-*t, near the ivuWr of its ix'axt hue. It waa founded ax a tx>l ouy in 182 U. The government is n r*> public, toii.g declared ind**j>eudeut iu 1847. After an interview with Mr. Morris, consul general, to whom I am indebted for valuabl* information regarding his Country, at lead a territory to whose in tercets he has devoted the lx*st years of in* life, I feel assured an intelligent ar tide bearing u|x>n this country would l*c ..v.tph.'d . but letter sjutce di*s not a*l unt, hence the reader will be contented with a skeleton akctcliof the products of ilu* raptdlv improving country. Consul G oend Morris ext>laine*l to me the working* of the coff*** trade of Lito opinion of the judgtw of award will to*. 1 can't say, but the grain wni to to large, sru**>th and firm. For the tomefit of journalist* who barter, General M.>r rts aays h> requires one bu*hel of coff<- in the liulLs for a year's subscrintiou to his paper. One coffee tr*'e at Monrovia has Ix-eti known to yield thirty jamml* e ria is jialm oIL Sixt**in hundred jar*, hermetically sealed, an* niw #i ruu for the Centennial. Camwf lmlica' headdress, col lars, bracelet* and gloves made of bris tles. Au unpleasant thought springs up in th" mind* of most visitors on viewing Argentine boots made of snake -1 skins. And oue can almost imagine snakes in hi* boot*, in the skin at any rate. There is a portrait of Rubens, panels from Gailait, portrait of Ocnsin in Ara bian costume, eight panels together, representing l ight g*>*ls, from Olympus, with all their attribute* from Audi an. Full length painting, style Louis XVI. The taoestry carpets nre perfectly to*an tifnl, representing in bright and attrao tive color* different scene* in rnral life. An Ail x* straw hat is quite pretty from Catamarca, Argentine Republic. Cordoba sends handsome mats made of feathers, also some very handsome flowers made of hair. Buenos Ayr*** send* a gold necklace and medallion representing the fourteen Argentine provinces, pretty and instruc tive. They send from Cordelia beauti ful flowers mode of *x*ls. Zurich, Switzerland, has a sjieoialty ou exhibit in tig meal. Auother specialty is snrrogate of coffee. The most beautiful tapestries on ex hibition are from Belgium. Antwerp sends a gin made from line grains. A wonderful exhibit from Hwitz* rlaml is a collection of cereal* from a sandy soil. What has I teen added to make it productive must lie a secret, as sand entire is not generally adajitixl to ngri cultural purjKtses. The Japanese exhibit beautiful leather made of soft deerskins, printed ami dyed. This fabric is from fokio. The Japs are famous for their paper; this they make from tho " Kodzti," " Kaji," " (lampi," the Kuwa or mullierry tree. Hi uo-ki, a wild cherry ; the bark if all these trees and shrubs ; bamboo is also used ; the bamboo is cut to'fore the leaves are out, the pulp is mixed with a certain per rentage of tho Kodzu liber. The pajicr called Chikushi i* really bamboo pajier. Home of their ornamental papers are pretty and strong. They use in writing on their (taper a pigment known by tlio mime of Chinese ink ; it is used with a brush, the pen toi ing dispensed with as unsuitable ; the brush moves very easily, absorbs tho ink without allowing it to npread in the least. Their cra(>e paper shows a high degree of artistic industry. Among the rare ami valuable Revolu tionary guns on exhibition in the Uni ted Htati s government building is a six pound French gun, bronze, presented by Ijftfayette, forming iaolosure aronud model* of modern gnu plant, twelve pound siege g in, bronze, mounted on wooden carriage with timber ; eight inch howitxer, bronae, Mercer. Anthony Wayne's howitaer, intended to !>e iiet of a peak named Makmel, and has slipped downward into a valley. The subsoil has nothing in common with the chalk strata presented by the contiguous sections of the range, but is rather a mass of pulveriaod dust 1 uldied off the summit of the Makmel, and accumulated at it* foot by glaciers such a deposit, iu fact, as is frequently met writh in Upper Suhia and Switxer laud. The ground is brokeu into low, irregular hillocks, divided by riiallow valleys, which form no water courses, but hold the ruin and snow water stag nant till evaporation lias depleted tlieui. Th** whole grove of cedars stands ou seven of these small undulations, only nine tree* K ing stationed, like outposts, 11 the extreme edge of the valley. With tlieee exceptions not a cedar far or near, :u -cover in the immediate neightxirhood i tree or shrub of any kind, nothing ureen or olive, iu short, till far below in tin* Rscharreh valley you come once more on tlie cypres* ami the |x*phir. The area ixvupied by the tv-darx may cot* r 100,000 square yards, and by actual count the trees of this famous for* *t uumlx-r just 377, the numerous double aud treble trunks tx'tug reckoned but once. The youngest of the existing tree* date ltuck for many ceuturie*, and not a few- are primeval, or thousands of years old. That under which the pr*e feasor pitched his tout was twenty eight f* ' t fiirth* r, th*-n divergtxl and flung < ut their huge arms at a right angle. The while height of this colossal tree, which, during a hundred generations, has shaded the race of man, now scarcely exceeds u hliuitr*-*! fet, all the tops of its gnat boughs having lx*-n *ua|>|Hxi a: I rent away t y the st*>rms of ceilttirlea. the larg* ixxl-r, which stands in the yard of a little Moroni to church, has a circumference of forty five feet, but th*-ro an* many whose girth range* from thirty thn-e to forty. Prof. Fraas care fully measured and counted the annual rings iu a cedar six f*x t thick, which had lxs-u sin vend by hghtnii g .luring tie previous wii.tor. Taking this ami basis, he calculi t> 1 t! t u!l the ♦-> •- :i?x>v< mentioned must lie at hast 2,18 M vears old, win!*' th patriarch of the /■ * • .1 < v.r vritii the s n „ H 0 f wi.i 'li'd toiirista, dep gashes, aoioe tim i a ' ttu Ici.gth, luiving Ixwu cut with ju . it *f * r the crc.iib.l4" pur p i li ■- i s.'t, t i, that not al* v.itli Mi, r stitiomi ri'vereticu ; and tiicre ia a legend that wheu Ibrahim Pasha determined, forty years ngo, t*> fi-U the grove for a pahux* at Cairo, and dispatched a foreign carp*- .t* r to the mountain, at the first stroke of the sacrilegious ax the work man's hand withered at the root. An Extraordinary Mill Cave. At tin* Mtiilingar assises, in Ireland, an action, " Pur.lon na.i others against Earl of Longfor.4 and others," washeanl m-outly to aanertaio the right of claim ants to the property of tlieluto Adolphua Csxike. Tim testator dual in March, 1876, tx-ing then more than eighty years of age. He had never lx>*n niarriixl, and he had been for yixir* subject t • aggra vutod Ixxlily ailments. 11* was j oexow. *- l of valuoid*' pnijH*rty in the county of Westnii-ath, tho rental amounting to idxuit five thousand pounds annually. He tin-1 1 N*en in the army, but was gen erally i-tat ion *>d iu remote countries, nu.l never n>xi beyond the rank of a snhal taru. He wax a totol dislieliever iu all ! religion, revealed or otherwise, and lt also repudiate*! I lie existence collected for tli< crows, to facilitate them iu nest building. Ho thought that tri os, when cross out, would have no difficulty in growing if again stuck into the ground. Mr. Cooke also refused to allow himself to bo buried in consecrated ground, lie caused a tomb to tie built for himself in ■ ti. 1.1, nt a much gravity " that au application was mado to the homo sec retary to offer a reward of £SO for the appr* hcusion of the murderer. Tho victim w;. a little girl atotut five or six mouths old, apparently just recovering after vaooiuation. Thobody when fonmi was "attired iu superior clothing," aud a lady'* pockethandkerchiof was tied tightly round it* throat. Hf.avkn'h Own Ciiiud.—A little girl in Beading, Ha., recently aw an old druukon man lying on a doorstep, the per*juration pouring off hi* face, anil a crowd of children preparing to make fun of him. Hhe took her little apron and wiped his face, and then looked up so pitifully to the rest and made this re mark : " Oh, any, don't hurt him. He's somsbody'a grandpa." REN. ( ItOUK'K INDIAN ALLIES. Itn r nffi r I fir Mbit ti litflutrs lb* I raws ftiid Mmiliunr. !• flfbl. Reference to (Jen. Crook'a Indiaii al lies reminds me, says a ourrespumh-iit with the army, that a few noU-e on lh*-n history and |Mxuiliar traits may tw of in ter't. Alx>ve all >ther consideration* which h-u-t the alli*-s to participate in tills war is that of reveuge. Looking back even Is-voinl his childhood, the able bodied Hhoshoue, Ute or Crow knows nothing of tradition or exnerienee which do-s not whisper " War to the knife wifli the Hioux !' And the Hioux include the uortherii Cheycnin-s and Arapati's-s, taxwuse they sail under the same colors in time of war. In pushing westward into this grand central post tion the Hioux have in a measure dis placed and reduced in numts-rs each of the friendly tribes named. The Crows driven steadily northward, the Kho shones toward the setting sun, aud the Utea far southward, have each in turn had their aavago pride humbled and their wealth sadly dimiuishad by the ruthless incursions of this powerful oubi liiuatiou of the Yellowstone. During all these years uo single tribe could think to cope with that of Bitting Bull or his southern chieftains, now sometimes found at the agencies. They have, sin gularly enough, submitted to annual thrashings and the loss of thousands of |mjuics, without ever forming a combina tion to " wqxi out " the common heredi tary enemy, Tin* Ute* have a tradition in regard to one of tlieee contests, which oocured on the shore* of Grand lake, in Middle I'ark, Colorado. The northern Chey euiio* and Aru|*ahoca —whosoxlesoeud- unt* arc fighting us now—had marshalled their hosts, and sought th Ute* on their own romautic hunting grounds. A pitched battle of great fury raged around th*- shores of Grand lake for several day*, when finally the Utea were hurled, tx-ateli, to the Water's edge, aud retreat cut off. A few rafts were hastily lashed together, and the remnant of the defeat ed txind pushed out ou the broaii lake, a* the last alternative. A terrible storm arose after the Ute* were safely out of reach of honlile bullets, and soon the en tire tiand was drowntxl. The Ctes lie lieve that the (ireat Spirit had a hand in the matter, and to this day they will not go within gunshot of Grand lake. Wa shakie, thv great chief of the Hhoshoue*, beside* having mauy old scores to s*-ttle up ou tx-half of his tribe, hail a son shot recently by the Sioux. He is here, and w ill personally lead his eager braves in ensuing contest*. While writing those things, I should not overlook a strange report which comes from the north, lt is to the ef ha't that the Crows are trading ammti nit ion to the Sioux for poniea. In his prexelit time of great need the Hioux would, of course, exchange anything hut his sualji for ammunition; but it is rath* r a severe strain on the average credulity to to lieve that even an Indian would Loud missile* of death to his hereditary enemy for great pecuniary gam one lay, and theu fare bini in bat tle the 111 xL AH m< lorn equestrianism dwindle* to nothing] • x* when com (tared to that ex hihitod by tha Bboxliouo* and Crows, llur ( Kul rider *e'ia grown together; and, no matt- r whether it is up or 4uu au angl* of forty-five, or across the level plain, the ut* rage warrior is happiest and meat gr.xx ful wheu hi* i*ouj runs foxL-xt . '.< d plunges wildest. Tbe rider pa\u lift- ctteutioD to rem or bit, but, by swuymg hi* body to *,. d fro quickly and easily, turn* hi* animal in any de sire 1 diioction. In )>*rdc* around camp iu richest war attire th* ir apjtcar aooe i* nn-st striking, ami so full of tlie extravagant thet we cannot but think of son." rgixms panorama. Their iq peitranoe ix no 1* xx savagely aKmgtnnl than it is original. This alno often leads ux to thiuk that an Indian is an Indian tho world over, and that their very allies take as supreme a delight in mangling the liody of a victim as the veriest Sioux that ever cominitbxl a massacre. They are all jolly souls, too; but mort of their humor lias a very ghastly turn, lt generally hinge* on triumph over an enemy, the uttor destruction of tht sneniy, and the capture of his property. They are merely a specie* of huniau bloodhound, taught to run down the Hioux instead of the white. But, at any rate, their aid i* invaluable to such war fare as this, providing that tin y will do what their strongest instinct, their uniet ardent *l* sire, ar-d not a little courage, imjel them to do. Horrid Heathen Custom-. A corrcqjondent writ* sax billow* from Port of Spain, Trinidad, West Indies: I saw a sight u irtau might never see iu liis life, and one that I don't want to xe again; It wax horrible. A sight that you hear rtltotit nt home, bnt you hardly think it i* true; nevertheless, I've eetn it with my own eyes. It was the great religions holiday of the native East In die*, Coolies. They look like demons, entirely naked, tattooed, long hair, ring in their ears, noses, toe*, arm* ami ankles. About forty keen beating on tom-tom* (drums'), ami all yelling. A man dances forward, knixds, put* out his tongue a* far as possible; another (a priest) take* a piece of blunt st<*l and jam* it through his upper lip, tongue and 1> • < <-r lip, and leave* it there, and that ! How diuioxl with the steel through hi- 1 ■ aud tongue for an hour or two; tin :: they pulled it out. In gine, if you can, how that hurt; but tin* fellow never moved a muncle, n< v"i \> iuetxl, not a groan or erv, either when they put it through or took it out. Tln-y did* tho same to a girl. Then half a d-.. uor more men liatl their bodies pier.. 1; first they cut a hole on each side ami then jabla d a piece of steel right through; not a cry from one; all the u hi!" the r< st sing aud dance and the torn torn* plav, raising a terrible row Then cnue the ceremony of walk ing t! tigli fire. There is an oblong pliuv i irked out on tlio ground, about ten toet by twenty, the grass dtig out and a large fire of l"g* built in the mid dle. It burned Irom twelve o'clock to five; four Coolie* kept stirring it all the while with long poles. When tin* logs wi re burnt to red-hot coals they were raked down all over this place t> tin* depth of about throe inches. Then tlx* procession marched up with their " gods," torn t urn aud ts'lls, and the firs:, th man who had his lips pierced, carrying a golden cup iu hi* liaiul, naked, long hair in curls down hi* back, painted like a demon, ami xinging, dauc l nottinliy right through that fire, not faat either; he went through it slowly; then about ten walked through, anil the rout, some of tlieui women with babies on their shoulders, hurried through. I hurri-d away home; didu't sleep much that night. A Coincidence. A gentleman at Saratoga, aftor waving his handkerchief for half an hour or more at an uukuown lady whom he dis covered at a distant point ou the shore, wax encouraged by a warm response to his signals to approach his charmer. Imagine his foeliugs when, ou drawing nearer, he saw that it was hi* own dear wife, whom he had left at the hotel but a short time before. " Why, how re markable that we should have reoog iii7.oe fatal, grabbed hia horse and implored him not to go back. Custer laughed, and, putting the reins of bia horse between bis toeth, with a revolver in each hand, he gave a wild cheer and dashed hack through the smoke and flying bullet*. Aa if by a miracle be reached the remnant of his command, which was now reduced to forty men. (killing on these survivor* again to follow him —which the example and success of hia former charge di pueed them to do—he led them from their place of peril over the j*oth of his solitary charge. That was the last seen of them until the battle was over, when the whole party, with Custer in their midat, were found stark and dead within a circular rampart formad bv their horsea* bodies. They had evidently at the laat moment made up their minds to aell their lives dearly, shot their horsea, and then, rais iug them as breastwork, fought ou with the vig.ir of despair until tin* laat man was dead. What they suffered and what they did within the fatal circle will ev* r r< maiu locked in mystery. Of all Ouster's men only the Crow scout alxive mentioned ami a sergeant of com pany I eaoapaa. From the description* in the papers you cannot imagine the horror of the "*cetn after the l*attie. 1 went over it with the artist as the dead lay in heapa where they fell, and I shall ever remem tier it. General Castor was found with all his clothes upon him, but hi* two brothers were tornhly mutilated. When the fight was in progress the Indian squaws would rush in among the wounded soldiers and beat out their brains with clubs. A remark-ble story ia told of tho fear ful • oene at the death of Charles Rey nold", Coster'* chief scout, and the best -ii.*t on the Missouri nver. lie waa shot ou u*c l*-ck of his horse, and in falling ennght the horse and killed him, and making a breastwork of the beast's body he commenced a terrible slaughter of tlie Indians. He lay behind hia horse dying and still shooting, and every shot he fired his deadly aim sent a savage to the earth. When he wa* taken off tbe field aftor the fight twenty-two dead In dians were found around him. At the time of the fight I was sent with a soldier on a message to the month of the river where the boat wa* to call for General Gibbons' command, and he said General Terry came just in time, one ou each side of the river. When I reached the mouth there wa# no way of communicating with Gibbona on tbe other I>ank, except by swimming, and no one dared to trust the rapid and treach erous current. I peeled off and dashed in, reaching the other bank without milch trouble, and was euabled to reach Gibbous on that terrible day, ayd bring him to the rescue of the struggling Reno. He and Terry, marching tip wither bonk of the river, did not reach the seen** of th" Eat tie a moment too soon. Aftor fighting from two o'clock Saturday until Sunday, the Indian* coolly jmckod up touts and decamped, leaving the grounds in the hands of the dead and wounded and defeated. We are expecting an attack daily from them, ami a- 1 liave got one of tbe to st Indian ponies on the river, 1 can easily get away with some of them. J Aims Makxtok. V brahman Debtor and Creditor, A singular cos** of attempted suicide, which brought tho Yodic superstitious and the p ual code into eml*arra*sing contact, ix r* ported by the Ailahaltad c*>rr< spond* nt of tho Tim** of India : "A Brahman of the Brahman*" claimed * debt or a concession from an adversary. His importuniti*** to-ing of uo avail, he at last nvowixl hi* intention of sitting in "Dharna" *t the door of the other until his demaud should be complied with or Heaven release liitu from his sufferings, and so cast the blood of the holy ujstn tin* hoad of tho obdurate. He accord ingly "sat," but the ojteration becoming t* diou* after a time, and not produriug the di-sired result, be proclaimed hi* *to termination to live no longer on the earth with the stiff necked. With hi* jaueo in one baud, and dnst from the threshold of hi* oppressor in the other, the Brahman forthwith leaped bead fore most down the village well. Heizixl with terror and remorse, his opponent rushed to tho month of tlie fatal well, aud, with hands clasped, iu contrite ton*** besought Ins injured vio tini to avail himself of the rope thrown down to save him, snd only to come up, when all would be well. Tliua adjured, tin* holv niati ooDHonted to to* pulled to tho surface of the earth again; where upon he was seized by his adversary aud hauded over to the police ou a charge of attempting to commit suicide. A Strong Objection. " Arc yon satisfied with the jury, gen tlemeu, Asid an Eluiira judge aftor the jury had been impaneled. " We are," said tlie lawyers in chorus. A tall, gaunt figure rose np solemnly in the jury totx and said, impressively: " But I'm not." " What's your objection, Mr. 8. ?" inquired his honor, blaudly. " This young man on my right, your honor, has been eating onions.' " Objection overruled; go on with the ease," observed the judge, with a signi ficant glance at the sheriff, and the tall man sat down resignedly and held a white handkerchief to hia nose as s sort of signal of distress. NUMBER :i5. AKTIFiriAI.LV KAISKII FOOD. luaMiiiiif iki ir ana • KM umi Tuk It H Nlm. The following horrible paragraph, the New York World nays, we And dailv in oar exchange* —indeed, it ia one of those thoughtlessly scissored and pasted Uitngs doomed to go the rounds of the press and return in a year or two for a (realt start, translated from the Tokio Thutvtrrer. Here it ia: " Wrap a trout in brown paper, put it in the ashes with a few live coals atop, and in fil.eeu minutes it will be a dish fil for a king." Pit for a king of the cannibal islands, possibly, for when a man possessing reason considers whereof brown paper ia made, aud wherewith it ia colored, and Lheii imagines such ingredients perme ating and flavoring the delicate sub stance of the moat delicate of fish, the ofieration can only be fitly likened to wrapping a reed bird in worm eaten seed-leaf totwooo and baking it in a limekiln. As brook trout, however, are to-day quoted in New Yorkat one dollar a pound, must of the familial which might be tempted bv this pestiferous paragraph into sin. will find the brown I taper more easily come at than the brook trout. Thia "brook troot" business, how err, ia a mere fiction, of one origin with the diarepntable practice of dab bing any big, bloated, watory oystor a " aaddle-rock," the real, old-time " sad dle rock " being at leant aa rare nowa days aa an angel'a visit or s mealy po tato. What with boahels of lime emptied at the heads of streams to drive the to the nets below, and cockle cindering and other pot-Ashing infa mies, there ia not a living brook tront to day within miles upon miles of Ibe city. The favored few to whom it has been re v twin I under the moat solemn and awful pledges of secrecy, know of a trout brook or two up in New Hampshire and Vermont and down in Pennsylvania. Hut most of tin- tront brought to this market are artificially rawed—spawned and milted by hand in fishhousea, ana thcresftet \ rought up in not over cool or clean, shallow and springlens pond*. They are fed almost exclusively on oold boiled liver, chopped fine, and this food the noor silly fish, knowing nothing of their natural nutriment, voraciously de vour and assimilate until their own sab stance become# something which is really and literally neither flail, flesh, fowl nor good red herring. Instead of the hard fleshed, wild fla vored, gamy, genuine brook trout, sim ple citisens set upon their tables a flab by flah as soft and nearly aa tasteless as s poud sucker. We used to bear stories of men who were hired by the season to flub " in the Adirondack# " for the Sara toga hotels, while in fact Gridley's ponds lay within a mile of the hotels, and be had constantly on hard from 1,000 to 5,000 pood, not brook, trout of his own raiting, and weighing from three-quar ters to a pound and a quarter each, ac cording to their age, of from two to three years. lie used to charge city Waltons a dollar s pound, the market price, for the privilege and presumed pleasure of " hooking out" a half doseo or ao trout that might have been lifted out in one's hand; for their tamenasa, as Selkirk is made by the poet to say, was positively "shocking." Of course it would be unfair to class with soch fish Beth Green's artificially procured spawn, which, as spawn or young flab, an* con signed to their natural stream, food and condition, and attain table fitness in a natural way. But for thia process, as everybody knows, the salmon streams of Scotland,* Wales and Ireland would long ago have been fished oat. What oar markets snd most of our restaurants due play as " brook trout" are tront only in a certain outside resemblance to the original, for in all other respects they are fishy franda. It is s question whether cultivation is not ss fatal to some kinds of food as civilization has been to certain tribes of men, for in stance the Polynesians. Of worse we shall be told of the high perfection to which crossing, culture and feeding have brought our great " butchers' " meats, such as beef and mutton; but even with these the tendency has been to pile on fst at the expense of fine fiber and fla vor. Artificially bred and fed fish, at least, certainly an" a failure—n f.'ilore thus far as cheap food, and a dead failure as luxuries. The truth is, that all game to be ••gatve" must have lived in its natural state and on its natural food. Every farmer's boy knows that quail or partridge eggs hatched under a hen, the wing clipped birds thereafter being brought up in the barnyard, eventually oome to the table with u-xt to none of the flavor which the buds and berrvs give to the flesh of the wild birds. On the other hand, hens which have hid away aud hatched their nests have pro duced chickens whieh actuallv grew up on forest food, and when subsequently caught, killed and cooked, were found to posuw the game flavor of the prairie chicken. Sot that the prairie chicken, bv the way, is anvthiug to boast of in the way of a table luxury, particularly when served up iu hotel style, with a saucv of flue shot with which it was killed. A little wholesome scientific inquiry into the deterioration and general good for nothingness of most artificially raised food will be touiid a good investment by self esteemed epicures who pay a dollar a pound for soft, slotted, pond frauds, I'r isenly advertised as " genuine brook trout." Such are indeed fit to lie " wrapped in brown paper, put iu the ashes, with live ooalv stop," and left there, not for fifteen tuiuutee—but for fifteen h'ura 1 A 1 dirge Family. In the town of Washington, Ma<., on the Boston and Albany road, resides a family by the name of Tettro, which comprises a large number of children. The husband, Isaac, was born in Cana da, iu 1819, but has been a resident of the United States for over twenty years. When about thirty-two years of age, he was married to Lydil lioras, a widow with three children. Sinoe that time she h ia borue him twenty two children, making twenty-five in all which she has brought into the world. She was fifty six years old when her last child was lawn. Of this enormous progeny there wis ouly one died in infancy ; seven died after attaining their growth, and sixteen are living. Tan were boys, and fifteen girls. The second crop, or the grand children. at present nnmber thirty-three. The mother of this great family was one of sixteen children, by the name of Shepard, she was married when she was sixteen, and widowed five years after, iu which state she remained three years. Her married life, therefore, comprises thirty-seven years. Terrible Atrocities, A letter to the London Daily News, dated Philippopolis, says : An investi gation int > the recent atrocities in Bulgaria is proceeding. It will prob ably be reported that sixty villages have been burned, and 12,000 per- ons killed. Mr. Schuyler thinks the reports of the atrocities committed by the Bulgarians are unfounded. There are horrible scenes at Batok; 7,000 bodies have been lyimr there rotting in the sun. No crime invented by Turkish ferocity has been left unoommitted. There is ur gent need of assistance for starving families. hen. I ocmntad ell Ihs sonny days and faeaa My Ufa had known. And fc-nixl they guhorod ronad Us frte. ly funs 1 sailed my own. Ah. can a Ufa havs any joya or (Jtow That haa no frtanV I Whan fades tba baaaty of familiar fear*. Ite glaiUaaa soda. ItCM Of IhtßTWf. THr right man una* r gets in the wrong plac*. The Mormons have been in Utah twenty-nine year*. The heat a man can do for hia State ia ; to be a good citixen. Bathing dresses are "till made with blouae aud trooaem, mt in one, o# bine flannel, with red or white trimming*. An inmate of a Michigan poorhonae put hia gold watch and WOO under hia pillow, and while be alept they were stolen. Samuel L. Evans, of Salt Lake, haa withiu three months married the mother ■Old the aunt of a wife that be already pomi'sarnl. Who ever aaw a piano that haa nat been reoomraendrd br Babimtdn, or a aewing machine that haa not taken a first premium f Colorado produces |i5,00() in silver, §IO,OOO in gold, and §I,OOO in other metals every twenty-four hours, or $9,- 490,000 yearly. The usnlnaa waste of money on wed dings and funerals calls for reform- Extravagance makes yonng men dread marriage and death. The wife of a well-to-do man in West Harriaburg. Pa., doee gratia the week's wash of her pastor's family, "Just to spite her man," she any*. A late English biography aaya that Lady Byron onoe coldly asked br poet husband when be meant to give up hia bad habit of making verses. A Kentucky father married the divorced wife of hia son. it wn a re bake to the young man for putting ao good a woman out of the family. In an toe factory at Galvaston, Texan, the workmen go about draawd in the thickest woolen otothes a* they more about among the column* of aolid toe. " Ton an a nuisance. 11l eomnut yon," naid an offended judge to a noisy pt raon in eouri. " Ton hare no right to commit a noiaanee," (aid the offender. A writer, in deacribing the laat scane of •' Othello," had thia exquisite pas aage : Upon which the Moor, aeuing a bolater fall of rage and foiy, amotli.ua her. The Dutch core a laxy pauper by put ting him into a deep astern, let in the water, and provide him with a pomp th.i by bard work will just keep him from drowning. The number of vessels on the regis ter# of the British empire in 1875 was 37,136, oi 7,744,287 tons and worked by 342,335 srsm-r The increase over 1874 was 201 vessels. A Ban Franoeeo theater manager has ruled that " no lady shall occupy a seat in the boxes, dress circle, or parquet of his house if she insists upon wearing a bat or bonnet." James Converse, of lowa, gave hia for tune to poor and needy people, as-uA ing over 1,00 diffe-ent ones, and when sick dying no one would even sit be side him. On hearing a clergyman remark that " the world was fall of change," Mrs. Partington said she ocmld hardly brirg her mind to believe it, ao little found its way into her pocket. A young Highlander, taking leave of his sweetheart one Saturday evening, re marked : " I'll see yon the kirk the morn if we're spared, an" whether or no. 111 see ye on Monday." A Hartford chemist profeaaes to have discovered bow to get tlie fertilising properties out of stable manure so that it , which was put at $2,000.000. said that it was not paying, nor soon likely to. It ooet, he said, $5,000,000, bat labor and material were then high, and it oonld not be soid for half that sum. In the Loudon Lancet Dr. Spencer Tbomeoo colls attention to the use of gelseminniD sempernrens in neuralgia, in does* of twenty minims for an adult every hour and a half. He has rarely had hi order a thir l doee in any of his forty cwsea, aud he has never found any inconvenience result from the dose. Whan corn arrives at full roasting ear state, it can be most profitably fed by being cut and fed stalk and ear together, since at no jwnod is there more sugar— which is necessary in fattening—to be tound in the plant, and then hogs eat every part with an appetite that shows their appr> cidi 'n of the dainty food provided for them. Pa!" exolaimed Elmathan Dorkins, Jr., to his respected sire, " pa, what's the difference tween an elephant and a treef" Mr. Dorkins said something abont both having trunks, bat was scornfully interrupted by his offspring, who shouted : " 'Cause the tree leaves in apring and the elephant leaves when the menagerie leaves. There are a good many illustrations nowadays of the story about that man who went through bankruptcy. He had owned a flue horse and bugtiy, and the team disappeared for a time, bnt by-and live it wan doing service for the same owuer again. On being asked what this meant the man's reply was : " I went through bankruptcy, the team went round." The man who brought the latest tidings, as it were, of Charley Ross, has disappeared. Mr. Ross lost his temper during an interview with him, and ex claimed, excitedly : "If I but made the effort I could have you hung I" The mau was either frightened by this strong language or weary of repeating his lies, for he failed to keep his appointment the next day, and has not been seen sinoe. It is said that Mr. Ross is con vinced that the man saw tlie child after the abduction. Another Mastodon. The bones of a mastodon have been unearthed in Pike, Wyoming county, N. Y. Among many broken portions of bones there have been found in an en tire state the tusks of the animal, five or six teeth, a shoulder blade, numerous sections of vertebra, and also what is supposed to be a portion of the skull. One of the tusks measured when taken out about ten feet in length, and two feet in circumference at the base. In taking it up it was broken in three pieoes. A portion of the stump of the other tusk crumbled sway, leaving six or ae.en feet well preserved. The teeth vary in measuremi nt from three inches square to about four by six inches. One of them weighs about four pounds, and all of them are iu a fine stateof preaerva- I tion.