A Catefe. WM mr.ndmu. Sine* tkk old world bagan. That lookd npon a woman bewitch".) not of hr area? Mating or separating. Or loving her or hating, la all hi* commerce with her the foot wee never wise. lleigho! it cannot be. For, eeaing ehe ia aha, She haa hltn at mvantage In body and in mind: Pursuing or undoing. She atill compel* hie wooing, Aud therefore ia it, ladiea, thai love ia painted blind : n. SkhkUini. HOT Answer. If the love that yon ask far 1 offer yon here, Can I promise to follow yon without fear ? Will you take mv hand* In your own. dear. And keep them soft and warm . Will you teach me to trust each won! you say ? Will you keep my feet so they never oan stray ? Will you be my guide in the one right way. My refuge in every storm? Then I'll lovingly follow wherever you guide. Though our way way lie through a desert Wide ; All through the journey, safe by your Miles Ton shall lead me everywhere. * It is sweeter to walk by faith than eight. If only you feel you are going aright. May I trust you always to find the light, Aud guide me safely there ? EDWARD BROWS, STOKER. " Polly," I nays, one day after iny convalescence, aud we were taking a bit of a walk in the churchyard, "ain't this heavenly f" "Ami you feel better f" aay* she, lay ing her hand on mine. " Better!" I says, taking a long draught of the soft, rweet-ecented air. and filling my chest; "better, old girl! I feel aa if 1 were growing backwards into a boy." "And you fifty bait week !" she says. " Yea,' I says, smiling, " and you forty-seven next week." And then we sat thinking for a bit. " Polly," I say* at last, as I sat there drinking in that soft breeae, aud feel ing it give me strength, "it's worth be ing ill to feel as I do now." For you see I'd been very had, else I dare sav I'm not the man to go hanging about chnrehyards and watching fuuer als; I'm a stoker, and mv work lies in steamers trading to the £aat. I'd come home from my last voyage bad with fever, caught out in one of those nasty, hot, hai smelling porta—l**eu carried home to die, as mv mates thought; and it was being like this, and getting better, that had set me thinking so seriously, and made me so auiet; not that I was ever a noisy sort of man, as any one who knows me will say. And now, after get ting better, the doctor had said I must go into the country to get strong; so as there was no more voyaging till I was strong, there was nothing for it but to leave the youngsters under the care of th eldest girl and a neighbor, and come and take lodgings oat in this quiet Sur rev village. Pblly never thought I should get bet ter, aud one time no more did I; for about a month before this time, as I lay hollow-eyed and yellow on the bed, knowing, too, how l>a.l I looked—for I used to make young Dick bring me the looking glass everv morning—the doctor came as usual, ami like a blunt English man I put it to him flat. " Doctor," I says, "yon don't think I shall get better ?" and I looked him straight in the face. " Oh, come, come, my man !" he says, smiling, "we never look at the black side like that " " None of that, doctor," I savs; " out with it like a man. lean stand it; I've been expecting to be wrowned ov blown np half my life, so I shan't be scared at what you say.'* "Well, my man," he says, "your symptoms are of a very grave nature. You see the fever had undermined you before you came home, and unless"— " Ail right, doctor, I says; " I un derstand ; you mean that unless you can get a new plate in the boiler, she won't stand another voyage." " Oh, come ! we won't look upon it as a hopeless case," he says; "there's al ways hope and after a little more talk, he shook bands and went away. Next day when he came, I hail Iteen thinking it all over, and was reedy for him. I don't believe I was a bit better ; in fact, I know I was drifting fast, and I saw it in his eye as well. I waited till he bail asked mo his dif ferent questions, and then just as he was getting up to go, I asked him to sit down again. "Polly, my dear," I says, " I just want a few words with the doctor and she put her apron up to her eyes and went nut. closing the door after her very softly, wltile the doctor looked at me very carious like, and waited for me to speak. "Doctor," I says, "you've about given me np, There, don't shake your head, for I know. X-.w don't yon think I'm afraid to die, for I don't "believe I am, but look here : there's seven chil dren down stairs, and if I leave my wife a widow with the few pounds I've" been able to save, what's to become of them ? Can't yon pull me through I" " My dear fellow," he says, honestly. " I've done everything I can for your case." "That's what you think, doctor," I say*. " but look "hers : I've been at sea thirty years, and in seven wrecks. ■ It's been like dodging death with me a score of ttmes. Why, I pulled my wife there regulariy out of the liauds of death, aud I'm not going to give up now. I've been " "Stop, stop," he says, gently. "You're exciting yourself." "Not a bit," 1 says, though my voice was quite a whisper. "I've had this over all night, and I've come to think I most be up and doing my duty." " But, my good man"—he began. " Listen to me, doctor, 1 says. " A score of times I might have given up and been drowned, but I male a fight for it, and was saved. Now I mean to make a fight for it, here, for the sake of the wi'e and bairns. I don't mean to die, doctor, without a struggle. I lye lie ve this her*- that life's given to ns all as a treasuiw to keep ; we might throw it away by our own folly at any time, but there's hundreds of times when we may preserve it, and wo never know whether we can save it till we try. Give's a drink of that water." He held the glass to my lips, and I took a big draught and went on, he seeming all the time to be stopping to humor me in my madness. "That's better, doctor," I says. •' Now look here .sir, speaking as one who has sailed the seas, it's a terrible stormy time with me ; there's a lee shore close at hand, the fires are drown ed out, and unless we can get up a bitof sail there's no chance for me. Now, then, doctor, can you get up a bit of sail?" " IH go and send something that will quietyou,"he said, rising. " TLankey, doctor," I says, smiling to myself. " And now look here, I'm not going to give np till the last ; and when that last comes, and the ship's going down, why, I shall have a try if I can't swim to safety. If that fails, and I can really feel that it is to be, why, I hope I shall go down into the great deep calm ly, like a hopeful man, praying that Something above will forgive me all I've done amiss, and stretch out His fatherly hand to my little ones." He went away and I dropped asleep, worn out with my exertion. When I woke, Polly was standing by the bedside watching me, with a bottle and glass on the little table. As soon as she saw my eyes open, she shook up the stuff, and poured it into a wine glass. "Is that what the doctor sent?" I says. "Yes, dear ; you were to take it di rectly. " " Then I shan't take it," I says. " He's give me up, and that stuff's only to keep me quiet. Polly, you go and KI!ED.KITRTZ, K.litor mi.l 1 •ropi-iotoi-. VOE. Mil. make mo some la-ef tea, ami make it strong." She looked horrified, poor old girl, ami was nltoiit to beg of me to take hold of the rotten life lielt he'd sent me, when 1 held out mv shaking hand for it, tok the glass, ami let it tilt over—there was only about a couple of toaajKHiufuls 111 it, ami the stuff fell ou the carpet. I saw the tears come in her eyes, but she said nothing —only put down the glass, ami nut out to make the ln-ef tea. The doctor didu't come till late next day, and I was iviug very still ami drowsy, half asleep like, but t was awake enough to hear him whisper to Polly, " Siukiug fast and I heard her give such a heart broken sob that as the next groat wave I*lllo on the mm where 1 WHS floating, 1 struck out with all my might, rose over it, ami floated gently down the other side. For the next four days—putting it as a drowning man striving for his life like a true hearted fellow—it was like great foaming wiivea coming to wash over me, but the shore, still in sight, and me try ing hard to reach it. Aud it was a grim, hard tight; a dozen times I could have given up, folded mv arms, and said good bye to the dear old watching face safe ou shore ; but a look at that always cheered tue, and 1 fought ou again and again, till at last the sea seemed to go down, and, in utter weari ness, I turned ou my back to float rest fully with the tide Wearing me shore ward, till I touched the sainls, crept up them, and fell down worn out, to sleep in the warm sun—safe ! Tliat's a curious way of putting it, you may say, but it seems natural to me to mix it iqi with the things of s-a going life, and the manner iu which I've seen so many fight hard for their lives. It was just like striving in the midst of a storm to me, and when at last 1 did fall iuto a deep sleep, I felt surprised-like to find myself lying in my own bed, with Folly watching bv me ; and when I stretched out my hand, and took hers, she let loose that which she had kept hidden from me before, and, falling on her knees by my Ivedaule, she soblied for very joy. " As much beef-tea and brandy as yon can get him to take," the doctor says, that afteruoou ; and it wasn't long tvforw 1 got from slops to solids, and theu was sent, as I told you, into the country to get strong, while the doctor got no end of praise for the cure he liad made. I never Raid a word though, even to Pollv, for he did his be t; but 1 don't think any medicine would have cured me then. I was saying a little while back that 1 pulled my wife regularly out of the iiamls of death, and of course tliat was when we were both quite young, though for the matter of that I don't f. el much different and can't well see the change. That was in one of the Cape steamer* when I first took to stoking. They wen little ram shackle sort of Ltata in those .lays, and how it was more weren't lost puzzles me. It was more due to the weather than the make or finding at the ships, I can tell vou, that they used to find their way *af to port ; and yet the jiaaaengers, poor things, knowing no V>etter, used to tike passage, ay, aud make a voyage too from which they never got back. Well, I was working on laxird a steam er as they used to call the Equator, und heavy bulen and with about twenty jm-- sengers on board, we started down cluui nel with all well, till we got right down off the west coast of Africa, when there came one of the heaviest storms I was ever in. Even for a well found steamer, snch as they can buil I to day, it would have been a hard fight ; but with our jHior shaky wooden tub, it was a hojx-loss cane from the first. Oar skipper made brave fight of it though, and tried hard to make for one of the ports ; but, bless you, what cau a man do. when, after ten days' knocking about, the coals run out, and the fires that have been kept going with wood and oil, and everything that cau la thrust into the furnaces, are drowned ; when the paddle-wheels are only ill the way, every bit of sail set is blown clean out of the bolt-ropes, and at last the Rhip begins to drift fast for a lee shore f There was our case, and every hour the sea seemed to get higher, and the wind more fierce, while I heard from more than bne man how fast the water was gaining below. My mate an-I I didn't want any telling though. We'd leen driveu up out of the stoke-hole like a pair of drowned rats, aud 1 came 011 d-ck to find the bulwarks ripped away, and the sea every now and then leaping alsiard, and washing the lumber about in all directions. The skipper was behaving very well, and he kept us all at the pumps, turn and turn in spells, but we minlit as well have tried to pump the sea dry ; anil when, with the water gaining fast, we told him what we thought, he owned as it was no use, and we gave up. We'd all been at it, crew aud passen gers, about forty of us altogether, in cluding the women—five of them they were, aud they were all on deck, lashed in a sheltered place, close to the poop. And very pitiful it was to see them fight ing hard at first and clinging to the side, but only to grow weaker, half-dr->wued an they were ; and I saw two sink down at last, and hang drooping like from their lashings, dead, for not a soul could do them a turn. 1 was holding on by the shrouds when the mate got to the skipper's side, and I saw in his blank face what lie was telling him. Of course we couldn't hear his words in such a storm, but we didn't want to, for bis lips said plainly enough : " She's sinking !" Next moment there was a rush made for the tjoats, and two of the passen gers cat loose a couple of the women ; place was made for them before the first boat was too full, and she was lowered down, cast off, and a big wnve carried her clear of the steamer. I saw her for a moment on the top of the ridge, and then she plunged down the other side out of our sight—and that of every body else ; for how long she lived, who can say J She was never picked np or heard of again. Giving a bit of a cheer, our chaps turned to the next, and were getting in when there came a wave like a mountain, ripj)ed her from the davits, and when I shook the wutr from my eyes, there she was hanging by one end, stove in, and the men who had tried to launch her gone—skipper and mate as well. There were only seven of ns now, and I could see beside the three women lashed to the side, and only one of them was alive; and for a bit no one moved, everyl>ody being stnnned-like with hor ror ; but there came a lull, and feeling that the steamer was sinking, I shouted out to the boys to come on, and we ran to the last boat, climbed in, and were casting off, when I happened to catch sight of ths women lashed under the bulwarks there. " Hold hard 1" I roars, for I saw one of them wave her hand. " Come on, yon fool!" shouts my mate, " she's going down I" I pray I may never be put to it again like that, with all A man's selfish desire for life fighting against him. For a moment I shut my eyes, and then began to lower ; but I was obliged to opeu them again, and as I did so I saw a wild, scared face, with long wet hair clinging round it, snd a pair of little white,hands were stretched out to me as if for help. " Hold hard !" I shouts. '■ No, no I" roared out two or three; THE CENTRE REPORTER "there isn't a moment I" anil as the Iniat was la-ing lowerd from Uie davit", 1 made a jlliup, caught the bulwarks with tuy liamU, ami elimlaxl latck >n 11,ril, just an the lioat liinnsl the water, wan unhooked, and floated away. Then aa 1 crept, hand over hand, to the girl's aide, whipjaxl out tuy knife ami iui cutting her loose, while her weak arms dung to me, I felt a horrible feeling of despair come over tne, fur the boat wua having ua, ami 1 knew what a coward I was at heart, as I had to tight with mynelf no aa not to leave the girl to her fate, and leap overboard to awim for my life. 1 got the better of it, though went down ou my kueea no aa not to nee the iHwt, ami got the poor, trembling, dinging creature loose. "Now, mv lass." I says, "quick!" and I raised her up ; "hold ou by the aide while 1 make fast a rojie round you." Ami then I SUSHI up to hail the lioat the lioat as warn't there, for in those brief momenta she must have njwinsl, and wo were alone on the sinking steam er, which uow lay 111 the trough of the sea. As atKiu as I got over tlm horror of the feeling, a sort of stony despair came over me, but wheu I saw that little jiale, aj)- nealiug face at my side, looking to me for hel|>, tliat brought the manlusHl back, aud iu saying encouraging thing* to her I did myself good. My first idea was to make something that would float us, but 1 gave that up directly, for I could feel tliat 1 was help lens, and getting the ptair girl more into shelter, I took a bit of tobaocM) in a sort of stolid way, ami sat down with a cork life buoy over m> arm—one which I had cut loose from wheie it hud hung forgot ten twhiud the wheel. But I never used it, for Uie storm went down fast, and the st<-amr floated still, water logged, for three days, wheu we were picket! IIU by a jassing vessel, half-starved, but lio|>iiig. And during tliat time mi companion had told me tliat she was the attendant of one of the lady jiaasengera 011 board, and at last, when we parted, she kissed my hand, and called me her hero, who ha raltl tolls a story of Jauo-a C. Flotsl, of the tirxu of Fiood & O'Brien, who rule the financial nrlaits of California ami Ne vada. Ho says : J. C. Flotnl is the name of the man who is at the hrml of that threat moneyed institution in Ban Francisco which was the cause of the breaking of the lUuik of California—l uiean the Itnnk of Nevada. The history of that movement and all its results are well known. Hut the history of the ' man who was the prime mover of the whole affair has never yet la-en |>nntsl. He was IHJTU. it is believed, IU Ireland, but on that point my iuformant is n< t tsstitive. lie made his aj'js-arance at Fort Hamilton many years ago, when la was quite a lad. aud engage 1 himself as a workman in the wheelwright shop of Colonel Chureh. He was levoiiuted a good boy, that is, there was nothing par ti. ularly bail about him. He was faith ful in his work and was rather of an in quiring mind, always wonting t-> know the why and wherefore of everything. He could not lead or write, and the two sous of Colom-l Church were then alseit his age. Their father is now dead. Voting Flood prevailed on Thomas G. Church to teach him to rca-i and write, and he proved a very apt scholar. His iearning enabled htm to take a front rank among his fellow workmen, and it is said there are a good many wagons now in existence 011 Long Island that have a peculiar finish put upon certain parts of tle-m by young Flood. When the California fever broke out there were three eomjmnn-s of troop* sent there from Fort Hamilton. Iu rtun of these companies Flood enlisted and went with them to California. After serving ins time he went into the miues, ami came back again to the wheelwright shop at Fort Hamilton with some $. r ).0f)0 or $(>,000 After staying a short time he married, and soon after, with his wife, went to Bin Francisix). lie there | opened a bar-room and Is-came quite popular, made money, and, being naturally shrewd aud careful in invest ments, has ricen now to be one of the acknowledged powers of the Pacitlc coast. There are several around Church's Hotel at Fort Hamilton who will reuiem- U-r the young man, aud who will doubt less now agree that it was a good place to immigrate from. He is now said to le worth money enough to buy up the whole region around Fort Hamilton, and 1 throw in Fort Lafayette as a chowder iopot, which is all it is fit for. His his tory i* like that of many another in this free ouuutiy-— |w>or, illiterate boy— \ taught his alphabet and to read, write j and cipher by Thomas Q. Church, his 1 old employer's son—now not a million aire, but a ten or twenty millionaire. He lias the consolation of knowing that in case of accident he is a good wheel wright. Military Scrrlce in rrnssia. The Berlin war office seems at last to have found out the waj to make com pulsory military m-rvioe thoroughly un popular. Having raised the physical standard of the recruit so high that there is no longer in practice any chance of oseajte for those who come up to it nineteen out of every twenty who fully reached it last year were taken on the rolls—it is now making the autumn maneuvers so severe as to rise a general outcry in the press over the nutnlier of sick sent to the hospital from them. It is plainly a serious matter when we find in a]Mt|ter usually known for its patriotic sentiments, as the Writer Aritumj is, such expressions as the following : This excitement reigns in those particular circles where there is the warmest sym pathy for the army And the highest re spect for its officers. And there is quite discernment enough among this part of the public to know that exertion and even danger are inse|>arahln from the making of .a soldier. But there is a due moderation to VK- observed in all things, and it is nuturally asked whether this can have been observed when marches liave been ordered without any necessity on which strong men have died like flies. These remarks will (certainly not be thought too strong by those who learn that one division of the Fifteenth corps, during its late maneuvers, managed to kill fourteen of its infantry soldiers, and that a single company of the other divis ion (of the Ninth Bavarian infantry, by the way) had forty-live patients in hos pital at last. POETICAL. —The St. Joseph (Mo.) HrraUl regrets that it cannot by " the wildest process of versification " possi bly made " rhinooeros " rhymfe with " Queen Elizabeth," er " gazelle " with sewing machine," and so has re spectfully to decline a poem hv one of the most talented of St. Joseph's fail' daughters. CENTRE IIA Id., CENTRE CO., PA., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1875. Two Hundred Pilgrims Browned. A oorreajHin.lent writes to the Madras Mail from Madura : Intelligence has Instil received at this station of a fright ful catastrophe which Itefell a | tarty of pilgrims to the Mahaluigam shrine, 011 the Tinuevelly frontier. If we are to Itelieve the regairts of returned pilgrims, mora than two hundred |>eraous were drownta! under circumstances of the most heartrending character. Thirty three of the Madura pilgrims have lieeu either carried away by the mountain tor rent or are missing ; and it i frightful to think how many more from Ti tuie vol ly or other ports may have shared the same fab'. The shrine in question stands on the summit of one of the Hadurugiii hills (literally four lulls) which form a portion of tba Haptoor estate, though in eluded 111 the Tinnevelly district. The directiou from Madura is south south west, and the distance nearly fifty unles. What jiarUcular manifestation of Siva this shrine was built to commemorate 1 cannot at present tell, nor is it kuotvn where tke first devotee from whom the present one traces an unbroken hue of succession established himself ; but, bowevur that might huvelH-en, thousands of people from all junta of the country flock tuither in this part of the year to get cured of fancied or real evils, and, if possible, to lay by s store of blessings for themselves ami their children. From the lw*e of th lull a long circuitous path leads up b> tlieshnue for s distauoe of ten miles or so, along fearful chasms and deep, meandering mountain torrents aud through mealies of oanebrake or other underwood. The pilgrims, arrived at the shrine, used to Jats* a night or so in the jilugle without anything like a naif over their heads. The dry bed of the mountain torrent that skirts the shrine used U> Is their quarters, and there thev rooked and ate their meals, sang an.l danced and otherwise made themselves com fortable. Thousands of men, women ami children were talking or rating or dancing in the sandy l*>d ; hundred* of sheep ami fowl*, brought up to !>e oaeri fiord, stood in mouruful groups, each waiting it* turn ; some pilgrim*, more religious than the rest, were rolling iu frout of the shrine or jwrforniing other equally curious evolutions ; 111 fact, everything went ou without a hitch. At five p. m. there was a tremendous shower of rain ; ten minutes later the hitherto dry bed was full, and the water rushed down headlong, carrying those who could not force their way through the crowd, and the general ooafuaton was reudered still more dr.ailful by the darkness. Many dead bodies, intercept ed by roots ami brushes, were picked up iu tlie bed ; a good many were seen fiowt ing on toward the Waptrwp tank , some were found jammixl la-twtxii stone", and only a very few of the ill starred lot saved themselves by oatching hold of some friendly la>ngh. The Unfortunate Well Bigger. Vt the fum-ntt at the unfortunate well digger, Sykes, of We*t Hjmngtlehl, Ma**., the attending clergyman, !b*v. Mr. Ponierov, after referring to the uuu-nial idiock produced ou Uie com munity by the terrible manner of the uufortumito man's death, ptooceded to draw out these lessons : Flint, the need of something bring done to prevent such accidents in the future. He Haiti: I wish here ami now to pretest agmnd any person bring al lowt ,1 t<> construct such a mantrap a* that in which Mr. Sykrn lost bm life. No iim>m|M't#nt jwraon ahoolti la* al lowed to dig n well beyond a certain depth. Indeed, it i* my conviction, in view of the accidents of thin nature that occur not uufrequently threughont the country, that the whole matter of well digging ahutihl be regulated by law, that on IT lid-used jwrauiis aliouhl lie jtenmtud to do thin work, and they only in a oi-rtain definite prescribed manner. No iiuui Hhouhl la* allowed to put hia owu life in peril, he certainly should not la- |H'rmitteti to lead another to de struction. Another lesson is how to precis *d another time in such au emer gency. Having witnessed the affair from first to last, and bearing testimony to the patience, energy and even heroism of those having tire matter in charge, and, uid.ed, of all who took part, I have tlnwe suggestions to offer for any future exigency of this kind : First, that as soon as possible a ooun cil of a few of those most competent to advise bo called and some jx-rsou lx< selected us a leader, and tluit his plan lie adopted and carried out. Second, that such a force of men and such a supply of material and utensils be promptly furnished, tliat the work shall not be siisjicndcd a moment until tho objoc tbe accomplished. It has 1 Myij said that the work should not have stopped tlie first night. This is true, as the event proved that the state of things jiiHt then wus snch that any other course seemed impracticable. The men were exhausted ; the situation was exceedingly dangerous; bnt that the man was thought to l>e dead was not an excuse, the some effort sli Mild be made to ex tricate a man who may be living as to save one win) is known to be alive. He should have the lienefit at the doubt Lynch Law. The lynching of tho man Hcholl, atis- I>eoted of murder, iu BellofonUine, Ohio, was a mod revolting case. A young girl named laiughlin, sixteen ; years of age, had aooompmiied Schell and his wife to pick wild plmns, and when the two latter returned they re ported that Miss Laughlin hail lxx>"n lost in the brush. A search, in which Schell took part, was made for her, but it proved ineffectual. On the following day, however, a new search Wing in j Ktituted, the dead body of tho girl was found in a secluded place. There were bruises on the bead ami neek, and upon a close examination it wue discovered that seveu stabs had been inflicted with some sharp instrument Solid 1 was thereupon arrested on suspicion of liav ing murdered her. Hia wife was also arrested, when alio told a story to the eflect that her husband laid informed lier before they loft their home that he intended to outrage and kill the girl, their visit to the wooda having Won planned expressly for tliat purpone; and tliat he subsequently described to her the details of the murder. A mob took the man from the jail iu Hellefontaine, and gave him ten minntoa in which to confess hia crime. Instead of doing thia, he stoutly protected hia innocence, ami declared that it was his wife who committix! the murder, she having Wou instigated to the crime by jealousy. The mob, without making any investi gation into the truth or falsity of these conflicting stories, immediately hanged the wretch, though there WHS no reason whatever for supposing tliat justice would not be done had the law been per mitted to take its course. The Malls. How is this for a coincidence f Just seventeen years ago, on the same day of the month and same day of the week of the starting of the first fast mail train from New York for Chicago, John But terfleld, of Utica, started the first over land mail coach across the plains for California. Now, in seventeen years more may we not expect to see mails and passengers transported by telegraph ? A Ra* Kraacbeo Cemetery, The San Fnmaiseo eorres|s>udent of the New Orleans iV-Ojguii" anion slmut the famous cemetery wherein iiroderick and lUlstuii are burled. lie nays: lame Mountain lacks the precise regularity of plan with which these "silent dittos" are usually laid out ; but it gaius sjuice in its broken hues of perspective am) grace IU lis wiuiling curves. Home of lis monuments are exceedingly tasteful and bainlsome. (Joniqiiouou* from Its altitude, as well as its isolated JM notion, is the tomb of Senator Brnderick, who was killed in a duel arising from a pulit leal quarrel. Ou oue side of the shaft surmounting the grave is the inscription: " Broderiok. Horn IM'JU." On the 01 - jHsole the date (lfiW) of his death. 011 the two remaining sides are iu-cribed, Is'Ueath appropriate symlKilhml figure* ; " Meelnunc, Senator.' Another handsome tomb, of dark gray ntouo, bears ujwii it* iliKiruktr the name of Hal>oock,and through ttie grating oue rem Is ujsm the marble alalia within, just lameath s douie lightml by atsined glass, wheuoe the dim, lehgunis light falls like an aureole upon tiieiu, the names and dates of birth of New Orleamaiis. Stroll ing further along, s fair Orecian temjiln, of white marble, arrests our footstep* and claims the tribute of |>rnue. Iu it* ceuter stands s life-sized figure, iu pur est l'ariau marble, of "Faith," witli up raised finger poiuting heavenward, and a look of beautitude upon the lov4y face. The statue is said to be the like ness ol the lady who aluinlaers ls-ueatt) - the wife of Mr. laktham, jirenident of the Loudon tuid San Francisco l>ank, and one of California's moneyed kiugs. Far from the peaceful shades of Lone Mountain, m the very midst of the busy, bustling, uoisv city, Iwurath the glooiuy shadow of a handsome but heavy looking church, gleams a tomb of white marble, Ujsm whose side the jatMHer by may read the name, iu large black, characters, of Starr King. A minister of the gospt-1, serving iu llie chun-li near which he now sleejis, Starr King, at the time a fearfil war raged throughout the land, forget ting that his was amission of "peace and good will to men," abused the priv ileges of hi* doth, the sanctities of the holy eilitlce, to unite jsapuiar aentinxut against a far distant people. One Hah bath Starr King stood in his pulpit preaching, not Hod's lov* to nuuikind. but lua own malignant hatred of the SoutlM-ru people. "Oh, that every Bible iu the land could be converted into carl ridges U> carry ou a war of extermina tion!" he cried. " May (kai m heaven strike me d>ml if ever I relent toward the enemies of the I'moii!" That night ttie blasphemous inviswtiou wa* auawer e.l. Starr King was "struck dead," whether by dimri uiterpoattlon of an outragr-d Deity or through the me-bum of ajmplexy superinducetl by hi* frenzied excitement iu the pause of the spint of hate, belong* to tin ttnaulvnble myste ries of this Ufa. What they Eat. To get Hiiin" id- of the 'in>nuotin*t itig power of gin-st* who reside in hotels, it is only licoeasarj to *ay that in oue ordinary day'a feeding* one of the leading Intel* u New York city con mimea I,"AVJ pounds of Is-ef, abort loin* and ril*, I.HOO pountla of mutton chop*, nearly 4,0011 pound* of spring lamb, HO doXrU* Of SWeot bread* and 1,000 pound* of the himl quarter* of Teal for r-wating ami cutleU. 'lite aarue hutela averaged 40 |ounda a day of prime corned beef, or from l,4*at to 1,600 pound* of corned Iwwf jwr week. Kxtra leef, which only include* the four quarter--, and cxcludca tiie hides, fat arul offal, bung* sl3 to 814 a huinired weight at the yard*. The blasS a hundred m ight, mid Texan lieef bring* about $9.50 u hundred when it ia in go<*l condition. About 250 goat* and kula arc brought to market every year in tliia city, and they will average 4A pouud* a carcass dreosed, but their meat i* never in any great demand, and ia only eaten by |eople whoae palates nre 111 an el hansted state. Sixty roasting pig* are sold weekly on on average and weigh from 15 to 20 pounds each. The con sumption of ham* in the city amounts to from s.lXt<) to 7,500 hams per wis k, and they chief!v come from the Wi-sU-rn States. Of tame turkey*, duck* of all kinds, givsc and guinea fowl* there are delivered to the Now York markets abont 1,500 tons a week, and tlieir price varies oooording to aeaaon, but they are at the maximum niton about the holidays.— Arte York H'-rnltt. The Battle of Three Marine Monsters. Jules Mcuctti and two companions, while returning from a fishing excursion to Oakland, Ciil., were witnesses of a scene not of fin noticed. This was a marine oombat which took place in the reach Wtween Hnncclitn and Angel island, tlic combatant*. Wing a swordnsh and a large fish resembling a whale. The large fish or whale was first sreu round ing the eastern corner of tlie island, fol lowed by its enemy, which frequently rose from the water, and allowed Mr. Menotli sml his companions a full view of its proportions. It was evidently a xipluas, or sword fish, the body round, the head long, the upper jaw terminat ing in a long Wak in tha form of a sword. The other fish resembled a nar whal, but ns it rarely rose nlnive the water, its character could net be elearlv usccrtaiued. The sword fish charged it with great impetuosity, the big fish striking Itaok with its tail, and the water in their track WAS dyed with blood. At one tim they passed within six fathoms of the plunger, causing Mr. Meuotti and hia friends uo little uneosiueso. When last seen, the fish were steering townrd Han Qnentin, still fighting. Hwordtlsh are not common iu those waters, though in 1 W>4 the ship Flying Fish, Oapt. Nichols, WHS struck by one while reuse ing the bar as she entered the harbor. Just as Well. An eminent lawyer of Boston tells tho following joke: A flashily n tho nobtrjr-drosscd young man and surveyed him from hia flashy necktie to his highly polished boots, and exclaimed : "The first thing you had better do would I*> to go and roll in a barnyard." Au answer came as <)iiiuk aa the suggestion in tha following terae language. "If I should come and study two years in your office, wouldn't it do just as well " HOW TO UOTEKN OUR (TITER. Th Ishil Sarin •• l)rb< Ikar Save CllaS 1 r—Tkr Krirai Kivravu larraaM. The Chicago Tributu asys : Mr. William M. (mwveuor of St. Louis has lsieu making a recent investigation iuto the lnuniei|>si indebtedness of this uouu try. His search demonstrates that Mr. liiaine has rattier understated than over nlalt'd lii> 1, and the nmnuipai indebtedness uf the eouutrv, after deducting resources, is still $706,672,137. Tim average municipal id-liteduena of twenty English cities smaller than Ixindon is alsiut |SO per capita. But the minor American cities, with about the same population as these twenty English Cities, owe *txnt $92 per capita The contrast is preai-nted ui stall another form. The report of the local govern ment tiuard m Great Britain ahowa that, deducting the British national debt, there is a total local indebtedness of $360,600,(XX), or aloul sll per capita. Take the name local indebtedness in this country, including everything except the national debt, and we have: Stale debt* sm. 470.617 Comity debs. 10n.000.00n M tmnapal datsa 7*4,080, UOO Total 01, M1,070,617 This is a local indebtedness of aliout SMI per capita for all the pmple iu this country, or Ms >nt three times as great as (lie local ludebUsluess |>er capita in Great Britain. The strain in tnia conn try is still more notable when we count the interest paid. The intercut on tho local iudebUslness probably average* seven per cent, which wonld make it 1 $13,000,000 annually, while tho interest . m the British local indebtedness does not exceed $15,000,000 a year ; no that, while tin interest on our national iudebt i idness is ntoie tliau $20,000,000 less than Great Britain pays on its national j debt, the total interest we pay every year I characterise our municipal governments; for, notwithstanding the startling in crease of local indebtiHlneas, taxation has likewise increased st s frightful rate. A statement of fifteen cities (New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Brooklyn, St. ' Louis, Chicago, Cincinnati, Jersey City, ! Lonisville, Newark, Cleveland, Han Francisco, Providence, Alliauy, Mil wan kee) sliows tliat the taxable valuation of property has increased nearly $1,000,- 000,000 the Inst fire years, and the tax levy ill those cities, which was $64,000,- 000 in 1860 70, was $97,500,000 in 1874-5. Tt only remains to be states! that in not one of those cities wns the debt reduced ! within the time mentioned, so that the increase of taxation was devoted, aside | from the payment of interret on the i lswided debt, to the payment of current expenses aud looal improvements. In | 1870 tlic whole snm raised by State, | comity and nmnioiiHil taxes wns abont §280,000,000, and the most careful eeti , nude now place* the revenue exacted | from the same sources st $563,000,000 ' annually. This is over and above the men sine of debt. Deducting the State taxi's, tho county and municipal govern iDents raise §205,000,000 a year, and luive added $430,000,000 to their indebt edness within five yearn. According to this, our local government really cost*, iu taxes and increased debt, $180,000,000 annually, or more than the entire annual revenue of Great Britain for all pnr jo*o*, which is $376,000,000. Financial. One morning a man having iui office in Detroit wanted to get trusted for a paper, but tho boy drew back and re plied : " 1 can't do it. I'm running on limited capital, heavily secured by col laterals, aud every cent has got to count "Well, I can't buy, then," said the man. " I don't want to lie mean," continued the boy, after some time spent in pon dering* "aud if you've got any good paper I'll duexmnt it." But they didn't trade. Col. Arthur Giau has a ten-acre orange giove on Lake Monroe, Fla., which con tains seven hundred trees, yielding from §IO,OOO to $13,000 per year. Terms: S'J.OO a Vear, in Advance. THE POPULATION (IE CHINA. H bai aa Aalbartir M Itaaa* Sad Ibaai li, Hays the Shanghai (Ywrirr: The aubiect of ttia population of China is the riddle of the Sphinx, ever guessed at hut never solved. Aud if it were solved no oue would ever know it. trees use there can be no veriflimtion. Inoonnee ttou with our first knowledge of China we are taught that its jxqmlation M im mense. Its millions teem. The delu sion of cue or two generations ago that Jeddo aud Pekin are the world's great Iwu tors of iKipoiatioii is scarcely yet din polled. Many of the cities of the eigh teen provinces, eejiecially in the sontti, are undoubtedly enormous, and to the casual traveler all Chinese cities ate pre suuiptively the same. He has learned in las geography or read in hi* eneyclo pedis tliat the population of Tieutain is 500,000, and that of Pekin from 1,500,- 000 to 2,000,000. These round numbers are generally accepted without question, . and on tin* scale smaller cttiea are ssuged. Thus we meet the moat oonfl ent estimates of population, funned on soaiity data, or on no data at all, by every latest traveler, who, like a supreme court, ha* the laat guess at the case. The difference l*t ween the high scale and * the low scale of estimating Chinese cities is a differeuoe of nearly one half. There are thoee who cling to Uie old Ua ditiou that the population of Pekin ia ' 2,000,000, and there are others who con sider 700,000 a liberal estimate. Little ' or no dependence 1* to be placed un the estimate* of transient travelers. Even long resident* hesitate to express a de cided ouiniou, for experience haa taught them that such conjecture* are often misleading. It ia as idle to inquire the uutnber of families in a large city of "intelligent natives," aa it would be to ask an " intelligent native " the death rate of Liverpool. There is, no doubt, a death rats, aud somewhere it is re -1 corded. But it is not in the line of any but physicians and coroners to know what it is, unless it may have been pub lished in the morning paper. Bnt the Chinese have no morning papers, nor any other paper. At oertain yaniens, no doubt, some sjqiroximate statu-tic* are •m file, but such things are utterly for eign to the thought of ordinary Chinese, in small villages the numla-r of families is known to ail; iu large cittee it iaprac tically not known at all. It would be wrong to disturb the world's faith in the proposition that China contains 400,000, (100 inhabitants, a proportion now gen erally accepted in spit* of De tyuinoey'a skepticism. But lei this multitude of human t>einga be apportioned in a fair and equitable manner among the smaller towns and villages, and not thrust by hundreds of thousands upon half empty walled towns where they will find no visible means id support. If theee re marks should lead the casual reader to inquire the population af Tai yuan-fit, he ia informed tliat according to thedoc trine of the relativitv of human knowl edge, if Pekin still keeps her 2,000,000 as ui the geographies, then the capital of Hhausi lias 300,000. But if Pekin is reduced to 750,000, then does Tai yuan fti drop to 100,000, "be the same more or lees. The average Englishman, whose faith ia said to be sueii that if s safety valve were only labeled "statistics " he would sit ou it with jierfect safety, i* in vited to take notice. A (>ood Idea. The fact that girls or young ladies after leaving school paid little if any at tention to studies suggested to certain ladies in London, and by their example to others in Boston, to establish what goea under the name of a Society to Encourage Studies at Home, and that in Boston has been in quiet operation for about twenty mouths. IU purpose ia the vcrv simple and direct on>- of indnc mg girts to form the habit of devoting some jiart of every day to study of a systematic and thorough kind ; ita mode of action ia through the exercise of an oversight by experienced and educated Indies over the home work of younger ladies, and thia of oourae mainly by correspondence. For example, if a girl of seventeen or over desires to join tlie society, site gives her name to the score tarv, )wya a small initial ion fee to cover ex)H>naea of jxwtage, printing, etc., and receives in return a programme of the several courses open, in history, litera ture, art, science, Herman, and French ; she selects the department of study which she desires to pursue, and ia put in commnuioatiou with tlie member of the committee who has charge of the de partment She ia expected to devote some portion of every day of every week to careful reading and study, order and system being substantial elements in the plan, ami at least once a month to report progress to her officer, who, in n furn, gives advice, makes suggestions, and encourages or stimulates the student Once a year a meeting ia held of such as can come together, and a general report is made, with special essays by students, and diplomas are given. About Postal Cards. The Post offios department at Wash ington received a letter from a firnj in Chicago complaining that six rents addi tioual postage was charged them on a postal card sent to their address, on the face of which, in tie* lower left haud corner, were written the words, " Sept. 13, 1875." As many complaints of this character are received at the depart ment, tho following reply to tho above letter ia furnished for the information of the public: (a.vn.KMiiN*: In answer to your letter I have to Htate tliat by a ruling of this department anything whatever, except an addreoa written or printed upon the side of a postal card intended for the addr< ss, renders snch card unmailable, and the same cannot be legally forward ed nnloaa prepaid at the letter rate— bree cents. But if by inadvrrtanre it roaches its destination without such prepayment, it ia chargeable with double tlie letter rates under the provisions of section 152. postal laws edition of 1873. In accordance with tlie said ruling tho card submitted was rendered subject to letter postage by the writing of the date on the side designed for the ad dress, and having been forwarded with out the prepayment of such postage, it liecame liable to double the letter rates —six cents. In collecting the above., however, the postmaster at Chicago should have deducted the one cent originally paid for the card. Sweet Oil a* a Remedy Tor Poison. A plain farmer writes: It ia now over twenty years since I heard that sweet oil would' cure the bite of a rattlesnake, not kno sing that it would cure other kinds of poiaon. Practice and experience have taught me that it will cure poisons of any kind, both on man and lieaat. The patient must take a spoonful of it inter nally, and bathe the wound for a cure. To cure a horse, it takes eight times as much as for a man. One of the most extreme canes of snake bites oocurred eleven years ago. It had been thirty days standing, and the patient had been given up by his physician. I gave him a sjtoonfnl of the oil, which effected a cure. It will cure bloat in cattle caused by fresh clover. It will cure tho stings of liees, spiders, or other insects, and peraons who have leen poisoned by a low, running vine called ivy. NO. 42. Thr Public Libraries of Europe. Titer* aru ninety-four public librarieu in Euro|>, which ooutain more than 100,(100 printed volumes each, and whose collect ion* uumbr in the aggregate morn than 21,000,000 volumes. Marty of litem have, in addition, thousands of valuable manuscript*. Of these great storehouse* of learning, the National library of Pari* ia lite largest, it contain a 2,000,000 printed volumoa and 150,- matiUMiripU. The second position i* disputed by the library of the British MtMcum and the Im|terud library of Ht. Petersburg, each of which clmima to pon nea* 1,100,000 volume*. The next poai lion among the great collections of the world bel< ruga to tb Iktyal library of Munich, with ita 900,000 voltunea. The Iktyal library of Berlin haa 700,000 vol umea; the Imperial of Vienna, fl00,000; the Royal of Coitenhagen, MO,000; the iteyal of Dmadan, 500,000; and the Iktyal of Htntigart, 450,000. Next in importance are the great University li braries of Camltridge and Gottiugeo, each of which pciinuewn 400,000 vol umea. The University of Breshui has 350,000; the Bodleian of Oxford, 310, 000; and the Advocates' of Edinburgh, the Grand Ducal of Darmstadt, and the City of Mtrasburg, 300,000 each. The following contain 200,000 volumes or more: the Araunal and Ht Genevieve of Part*, the University of Bonn, the City of iiiunburg, the University of Heidel berg, Jena, Konigsbcrg, Leipsio, Mil mob, and Tubingen, respectively ; the Ducal of Wolfrubuttel, Ute National of Perth, the University of Bologna, the National of Florence, Nap lea, and Mad rid, respectively , the ltoyal of Brussels, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Christiana. — Apptrltmrn' Amrrumn ( l j/clopa*lia, revised etfi- j itm, article "Library." Forest fleatlag la Minnesota. One of the objections to habitation on the prairies vest of the timber belt* lias been that they am without timber. This diaadvautagt- ia In-uig overcome by the planting of trees—an enterprise winch wae initiated into that section by Presi dent Beckerf find is now muter the ma perriaion of Hon. L. B. Hodges, who introduced tree planting into the State twmly five years ago, and baa demon strated its entire feasibility by repeated experiments. It was commenced along the Bt. Paul and Pacific railroad in 1870 for the primary purpose of creating a anow break, the trees being set in rows on either aide of the track ; in places moat liable to drift, two rowa to form a more effective break. The experiment has proved a decided success, and the work ia now prosecuted with viger. Thia company has set out over 4,000,000; 20.000,000 have been planted on the treeleas prairies of the State. Mr. Becker, to encourage private enterprise, opened a farm on the prairies, and ia planting on a large scale at hia own ex peuae. Many kinds of trees grow very rapidly—often fifty to sixty feet high and twenty-five to thirty-inchee in dauneter, iu from fifteeu to twenty year*' time; hard woods, six to eight inches in di ameter, in from seven to ten yean' time. It ia claimed by Mr. Hodges that trees can be planted at a coat of loss than one third of a cent each the first year. Thia device will prevent the suow drifting on the track, supply timber and fuel for the use of the road, besides onhaucing the aesthetic effect. Wanted to Pajr Taxes. One day a resident of the northern part of Detroit, says the Pre* /V, called at the city hall, and finding the official who received taxes, he said: "I called here to pay some taxes. How much shall I pay f" " Where'a your property f" aaked the official. •• Haven't got any." •' And what are you going to pay taxes on f" " I dun no, but I want to pay 'era. I've had it flung np to me a down times that I hain't no taxpaTer and hain't no business talking around. and now I want to pay in whatever ia right and be aa good as anybody." " But jon are not taxed." •' Why hain't If Ain't I as good as anybody f" "Yes, but you can't be taxed when yon have no taxable property." " 1 can't, eh f Well, there are other towns besides Detroit, and if I cant f<*l as good as anybody else here I can pack np and leave. 1 ' And be put np his wallet and went out. ______ The Useful Boj. Dear, patient, busy boy 1 Shall we not is>metimes answer its questional (live it a comfortable seat f Wait, and not reprove it till after the company haa gone r Let it wear its beet jacket, and bay it half ar many necktiea aa its sis ter f Give it some money, even if there ia not enough to go round I Listen tol erantly to ita little bragging, and help it "do " its stunsf A remedy for caterpillar*, which ia used on a Luge scale in France, couaista in a solution i one part in 500) of sulphide of potassium, sprinkled on the tree by means of a hand syringe. E>omsn Bom—Experiments on the height and weight of boys fourteen year* of age, in two groups of English schools, showed that the boys in the country group were about one and one quarter inches taller, and seven pounds heavier than those in the town schools. The difference in height waa due in alwut equal degrees to mere retardation and to total suppression of growth. If hot. Why Hot! A medical journal published in CI eve-* land addresses the following queer query to the profession: " ycicmi -Hu any ptgstciaii aver seen or treated a bald-lieaded owatunptiv*?' We should say that there most be. and that there must hare been, bald-headed consumptives ; yet the fact that doobt in thrown over the existence of each persons by ' medical journal would seem hi show that they are not so common aa to be within the knowledge of every physician. We ourselves have not, of oonrse, seen as many sufferers from the maladv in question as have oome nnder the observation of some doctors; bnt we cannot at this moment think of any one of those we have seen who was bald headed. Consumption is a disease that preys upon old people as well aa young and* middle-aged jwople; and we suppose its victims are subject to the ordinary laws that regulate the growth of hair. If not, why not f CsruLTT. —Some Prussian army offi cers are under arrest for cruelty to a soldier. They compelled him to go through with exhausting drills, and when he complained of sickness, they added increased tasks as a punishment for "shamming." He died at last, and then it was found that be had been suffering from a brain disease. The case reminds one of that of Connolly, the Blaokwell's island oonvict, who was tortured by the keepers. A tailor was observed sitting cross legged on the Canada shore gazing in tently at the Horseshoe fall, with its thick cloud of spray. A reporter stole up unobserved and heard him mutter : *' What a place to sponge a coat!" lack uri Jul -naMlkttMM; -ilu i . NaysJUltoJack, "Igoj 4a4l# tttoa lov'at. tbwi follow •. Fallow KMI wo*." Hay* Jack to Jill •*What*to *oa*ut. Thy will to tow to am ; Ami if to aUmb Umhj Ann dent* * Lead on! I'll Mtoiltoi " Tbsy towtoil u kffi, tot all too aaon topNtaimeMMtoJUi For Jack to trtfiH toR a Mow And umbtod down tito kill "0 Jaok ! O Jack I My own Into loot' Ob, ' What a fail was ltot r Heboid* LUw lb as. I ll track ay crown. Fur what tboo dar'at, I dart! " | oaUod on tboa to follow ma. Wbil'at akmUut up Uto hOL" With no* wild ahriek, " I follow tbao Wart Iba laat ward* of JUL Items of Interest. Ode to my landlady—throe weeks' board. A new definition of an old maid ia— woman who lias been maid for a long time. The leather business of the United .States mnsMtU a working capital of i70.000.00a Mrs. Oubbins says her husband is like a tallow candle : W always will smoke when be goaaout. They cure chicken cholera in Georgia by smoking the buds with pine tops, Ur and feathers. A Council Bluff doctor hangs out a •ign inscribed " Dr. H. O, Oreeno, Medico Elcctruno." 0 I Associated blacksmiths stop striking when they strike. The Milwaukee fifmiinel reports that a number seven bat will just fit a St. Ixrais mosquito bite. Over eight hundred tons erf old rubber shoes are man a factored into car springs in Boston annually. Breakfast in New York and supper in Ohio ia the startling possibility offered by the new mail train. The population of lowa, with the ex ception of bat one county (Kossuth), is set down st 1,352,631. Why is the tetter Q the handiest let ter in the alphabet 7 Because when it ia in use yoa always find it before U. teoina* Cross—Oairo-giaghi woman —weighs 422 pounds— ways die wants some one to lows her for herself alone. " Hhingle wadding* " are now coming into fashion. This novel wedding takes place when the first bora Is old enough to spank. A Ht. Louis woman enumerates among her friends twenty-two women who have • become bald from wearing heavy masses uf false hair. An aspiring lady of Utica, N. Y., is expending 1 <5,000 to put aspire two hun dred and fifty feet high on oue of the churchea of that city. Jones, speaking at an squaintanoe whose stock of brains was heavily mort gaged, remarked " Why, beta next door to a fool, and sometime* moves in. ' A gift—its kind, value, and appear anoe, the rilenoe or pomp that attended it; the atyie in which it reaches it—may decide the dignity or vulgarity of the giver. " What makes your face so red P* aaid an inspecting general to hard-drinking soldier. "It's modesty," replied the soldier. I always blush when spoken to by a general. ** It ia stated that the Philadelphia con fectioner who advertised "Centennial Kisses" cant sell any. They are too old. The sixteen-iaia are preferred by nasn of taste. Hie Bochenter Jixarrm suggests that the baby without a back bone, recently bom, be brought up with especial refer ence to the art of oonciliating political opponents. A girl ia on trial ia London for fawn ing her engagement ring. She raised fifteen shilling* on it the day after her lover gave it to her, whereupon he had her arrested. At the Centennial they are to have a chorus of Cambrian %*, who will chant in their native tongue their national antbenm : "Lnddyfoddyfy hypfyuddyffa." Wbaa yon at* a great big man knock ing croquet haha up and down a lawn you may make up TOUT mind that the genius who invented the bucksaw didn't know what be waa about. The editor of the Kearney (Neb.) Prtm acknowledges the receipt of a en comber Are feet eight inches in length. And yet eoaae people manst that Ne break* ia not an agricultural country. Aa a novelty, the application of the camera obscure haa been introduced in English railway carriages, exhibiting to the traveler a mowing picture of the country through whieh ha U paaaing. An impressionable Indiana journalist haa " wen swaying lily-like above the churn a beauty more perfect than that which bloomwl fullgrown from the bright focosof the sea's ecstatic travail." When a foreigner finds that plague ia a word of one sellable, and ague, a part of the plague, is a word of two, he wishes that the plague might take one-half the English language, and the ague the other. There is sanctity in suffering when meekly borne. Our duty, though aet about by thorns, may "till be a staff, supporting even while it tortures. Oast it away, and like the prophet's wand, it changes to a snake. It is hard to aa j wbe the happiest man is, but the happiest women, according to the Dtuibary is ahe who ia called upon to decide the question aa to which is the cunningeet of two of the conning est babies that ever lived. The Grand I)nke Alexis, third son of the emperor of Russut, who some yeans ago, owing to a secret marriage with a * lady of the court of the empress, had incurred the displeasure of his father, has now been divorced from his wife. An unhappv nine-year-old boy, near Reading, Pa., oompiaina that he sees reptiles all around aim, and his friends are laboring ui*V' the delusion that he has been bewitched by an old woman, whom he saw sitting on a basket at a neighbor's house, and laughed at be cause of her eooontrie movements. Bam—" I aay, Jim, bow does you like mv new sweet ob clothes?" Jim— " Sweet ob clothes 1 Go 'long. You mean suit of clothes." fwa—"Go 'long wid ycr ownaelf, you black ignoramus! Don't folks as know* French say sweet of rooms 1 Well, de same am applicable to do thee. Go whitewash yereelf I" Since 1824 New England has received from the general government for im provement of its river* and harbor* the sum of #6,875,488; the Middle States, #11,758,915 ; the Southern States, #6,406,838; Indiana, Illinois and Ohio, $4,580,510; Miasonri, lowa, and Minne sota, #675,500; and Michigan and Wis consin, #8,799,776. '* n Said Jeff. Davis at one of the fairs in Missouri, the other day : It gladdened my heart aa I drove to these grounds to see the number of aide-saddles on the horses hitched along the way. I had al most begun to fear that my American countrywomen had loat the art of riding, at least the art of riding on horseback. Thank yon, ladies, for coming on side saddles. A Kansas City fisherman, who recently bad set afloat several lines attached to bottles, and baited with frogs, and had followed them in a skiff for several miles down the river without getting a bite, was chagrined to diaoovor that, owing to the insufficient "leading" of the lines, the frogs had swum to the surface, and had been sitting on the bottles for the whole distance. A man thirty years of age, a plate layer on the Settle and Carlisle railway, England, bung himself on a post in a public drying ground at Carlisle the other morning. Be" re doing so he wrote with a piece of > chalk On a neigh boring wall the following message: "I take the pleasure of riling these few lines if it will be a warning k> all yonng men, aud never live wra.s in<>!her ill law. Now I end my miserable life."