All the Tear Round." do, time and tide, go • you will- Ilannat heed your way*. , y XVhet oae#ir.*w*tglow, <W>*| oar® r tor ioaSndSbew, When lav* doth All my day* t Unto iU arte, wtwd and rain. < %My heart Aiesa* the to** * u Oh, rosy is the dsikcned Jay And rosy to the aicrnp way That lead me to my lota. llewaaa I car# it leaves he green Qt gray with early rim# t Lara, ruling, raSgtsnhr in the soul, With }Wtre and {SaaatooaM control. Make* tie own eunitnettiwic. Do Not Sing That hong Again. Do not wag that sens again. For it Alia the heart with p*.; 1 am banding A*> the hlsst. And it telle uie of the peat, Of the Song, long ago. When my da* * were young and fair, And my heart a* right a< air- When one feeling Ailed the breaat, And one Image gire it reat, la the kxif. long ago. D leO eiuf that rwig again ; tev e heed nty yearn vain. And my hair ie iltm and gray, And I'm paeaitig feet away. On lite sweeping downward streams. Fm a wyeck of idle Jreame; And it pule me on the rack. At the weary fctoMng hack. At tho ehh and at the tlcw. hi the kg. king age. Do not uvs thai eeng again ; There a a tear u> He retrain , It hriuge aa.ilr kaok the time When tny manhood felt tte nr.me. When the comrades, dear and true. Wanner, e'oeer, fondargre* In the hour of friendship'* proof, When the fal*e onee Itaod aloof. And IhOir friendship was hut show, In the Sony, kwg ago. Do neiauig that eong again, It <fceirmt my weary I ram. Ah. toe well, alas 1 A know It ia uue for me u> go. And to leave to to anger eyee The mild mystery of the akiee. And the mighty world we treed. And the grander are ahead. There's a mist npon the rirer. And there's Hrakneee on the share. And fa dream* I pvs foreTer, While sd music vrsfts me e'er. VrlVrwiett. THE •* SUPER'S** STORT. Before I begin, I wishes to say a few words—a r* of prologue-like to my little drama. I ain't a-writing th<s rnv self. I couldn't, I was uewt touched. I went to a school once, certainly; but that was only a Sunday one, so o* course writing'aud all at them gamrt is foreign language* to r.w. A swell goal is a taking everything as I says down, in a bar parlor of a pnblie next the theatre. He says he's on the press, and had stood three-penn'orth of Irish hot; and there you have ns, be—the swell gent— a-writing as I speaks, and me a-talking and drinking. (Here's your very good health!) Now the overture is over, and up goes the curtain. I'm a super. I suppose Ton knows what that is. If von don't, and aint theatrically inclined. 111 tell yon. A super's one of them as takes the smalt parts in a play, where the " business " is important and the "cackle" aint par ticular. That's a super. When Shakespeare wrote " A man in his time plays many parts," he must have had a super in his eye, if supers was invented in those days, which I suppose the J WA*, or Shakespeare aint the man I"took him for. Bless yon! our role is unlimited—we does every thing. Why, in one piece sometimes I takes a matter of half a dozen parts, if not more. Say "Hamlet" is put tip; first, I'm a guard a-walking on the ram parts of the sastle; then I'm a courtier attending on the king; then I'm a " recorder (which aint got nothing to do with the law, as I thought at one time, but performs on a sort of flute ;) then I'm a sailor; arter that a mute at Ophelia's funeral; then I'm a soldier again, or a courtier, as the case may be. And there I am. A super's more impor tant than anybody may think. Send a king on without his court, and where would he be ? Let Richard the Third enter without his army at his back, and he'd be hissed off for certain. A play is like that bundle of sticks business— taken all of a lump it's firm ; part 'em and it's all np. Just you take away the supers from a play, and an audience of babblers wouldn't put up with it. I gets a shilling s night, and finds my own color, which, being s saving man, I usually manages to scrape enough up of the waste in the paint room—for iu the matter of lime and ochre artists is prodigals ; and if I'm hard up lor black —for a eyebrow or a moustache, for in stance—l gets the needful from the chimney pipe of the stove in the proper ty-room. I made my first appearance at the Adelphi Gardens, at the age of aix, as a frog in the pautomime, which was an immense success, and I've been a-going on with great eclat (aa I once heard our leading man say) ever since. I've work ed my way up to the top of my profes sion in my line, which is heavy lead of supers; and I've occasion to know that at particular times—say the first night of a new piece—l'm looked up to by the management to carry the play through ; and I generally contrives tosatiafy the most sanguinary expectations, I'm proud of my profession. I aint only a aotor for the sake of the filty lucre, fwhich I suppose means coin,) but for the literature and art—specially the art. I've studied it—really stndied it; you mayn't think so, bat it's a fact. Many's the night I've stood st the " wings," when the stage manager weren't nowhere near, a-listening to the play. And in most stock pieces I know where the points ought to be ; and if s novice fails to make 'em—which ho in variably do—l'm disgusted in propor tion. I've served under Edmund Kt-an, i William Mac ready, and all the stars since. I once fell out with Mr. Ma cready, because I couldn't remember where to stand at a certain cue. He 1 was very particular about hissitnations; and one day, at rehearsal, I couldn't< think where I ought to he, and I made the same mistake so often that I got flustered ; I was yonng at the time and rather sudden ; so when Mr. Macready, almost out of patience, says—"Stand here, you dolt!' pointing to a place on the stage, I takes a piece of chalk out of my pocket and makes a X just where he wanted me to be ; and there I stood looking as cool as a railway clerk, all the while I was as frightened as a ama teur. If Mr. M.'s eyes at that identi cal moment had been daggers, I should n't have been telling you this here. I never went on with Mr. Macready after that. Edmund Kean was different. His way of doing things was just the same "off" and "on." If yon didn't please him, you know'd it. I had to take a goblet of wine on to him one time, and I forget my cne, and kept him waiting. When I did go on, he was regular boil ing over with rage. He catchee me by the collar of my coat and the roomy part of my breeches and pitches me slap off the stage. But he wasn't a bad sort; for after he was done he comes up to me and says he was very sorry for hurt ing me, and asked me what I'd have to drink. I've been married, and had one child —a girl—and I'm a widower. I was married young, like most professionals. She was in the third row of the ballet, and inclined to be stout; but she didn't last long, pber soiil! she had a apo plectic fit one night, nuddiad in myarma in the green-room. I was very cut up at the time, because she was as good a wife as ever wore a ring. My darter was as good-looking a girl as you'd meet anywhere; quite different from her mother —not in the beauty line, because she was nice-looking too, FRED. KITHTZ, Editor mul I Vopriotar* VOL. VI. lint rit six*. Rose was Tory thin. She I followed in the same stops aa my old ; woman, am! 1 cot her an encasement at J our theatre, Of course alio fool in love ' —cirls always do at that ace. seventeen i with as rising a young follow aa 1 I wished to see. 1 was proud of Rose, j and I was clad it turned ont no; and what's more, he wasn't ashamed of me, i although I was only a super, which j made me proud of him tot He was I very jealous of Rose, and wanted to take her off the stage atui marry her at j once ; hut I objected en the score of ' age. 1 asked lutn to wait a year, till j she was a little older, aud he took my advice- rather unwillingly, 1 suspects, j if hie face waa to be believed ; but he j didu't say so, for he always gave way to | me, because I kuew whiit was better {than he did, i One night Roae get" * letter sent around to her from a gent in the lwaa, a-asking her to meet him outside, after ; the performance. She was very much j hurt about it, fur it was the first insult , she'd received^they gets used to these jtbil'.gWin tim*—and browght the letter [type. dust as 1 was a-fading it, up L eor.es Qharley-©-thgta k<T young man f —#n€ Rose saatchea the letter out of j my hand and puts it in her pocket; but I not be/ore Charley had seen it. 11* | looks surpriseil, aud he says— "What's that ?" says lu\ i "Olil ufilhing," she sars, playful like, and runs away; and he turned away too, I but not iu the same direction. When I saw Rose again, I says- I "Why didn't yon show it him?" I i says. "Oh, father!" she says, "he's so jeal ous ; and if he'd seen it he'd have thrashed the fellow," she aays, "and perhaps have got into a row, and I didn't want him to do that." "She gave me the letter, for fear he should ask for it; and put it in my pocket, never a-thinkiug uo more about it. When work was done for the night, me and two or three others used to niakn i onr pipe and pot—which was half-a-piut o' fourpenny—at a little pub, round the corner, close to the theatre, where we was known and respected. There we used to talk over the evouta of the eve ning; and sometimes, when things was •low, we'd even condescend to talk poli tics, but not ofteu—we left them friai lons subjects to people as hadn't the sense to appreciate art. While we was there that uight, in eomes a gout rather mopsy; he swaggered np t3 the counter, and calls for a bottle o* champagne, and then asks ns to driirk, which we did—we never refuses that. Well, he was agoing on about one thing and another, aud at last he says— "That Rose is s nice girl." I pricks np my ears at this, and I puts down the glass of champagne as I was just a-rising to mv month—the glass as ne paid for—but 1 never says nothing. Then he goes on aboastiug, aud says as he was a-going to see her home. I jumps up, and Isavs— "l'm tbet lady's father, and if I wasn't a old man I'd knock you down." Then I tarns to my mates and tells 'em of the letter business; and takes it out of my pocket, and hands it to him, and gives him a bit of advice as he wasted. He wan In that ragw, that he was just a-pntting up his fist to hit me, when Joe Baiter, one of as, floored him. Then we handed hint over to a police man. We was rather excited afterwards, what with having a extra half-pint, and the champagne we drank afore we knew who we got it from. Charley used always tosee Rose home after the performance, and stay with her till I come; but he wasn't there that night, and Rose said he hadn't come with lier as he always did, and laid the blame to the letter She was naturally cut np abont it, and I said— " I'll tell him how it was in the morn ing." Bnt she says— "No! If he ean't think me true to him without proofa, ho sha'n't at all." I seed it was no use a-arguing with her, so I gives in. My little beauty wa* very proud, and I liked to see it; but I never thought as how pride would turn love over as it did; although I ought to have known better, a-seeing so often how Pauline had such a narrow escape of it. She was very pale next morning, and her eyes looked like mine do sometimes when I ain't got enough water to wash 1 with comfortable, and leaves the color round under 'cm; but it wasn't from that, I k no wed, because Rose was avers I tidy girl. I never says nothing, but I goes oi\ s-eating and not pretending to noticd tmyfhfng different; ar.d by and by we goes to the theatre. I was very I eurious to see what Charley would do; but he only just takesoff his hat—Char ley always was a gentleman—and turns away again. This hern made me feel ; very queerish, and I didn't know what to make on it. 1 Things went on in this hero unfortu nate Style for a week. Rose was too proud to explain, although I wanted her to; but no, not her 1 and there we was. Oue morning she didn't come down ts breakfast as usual, so 1 goes np to ber bedroom and saya— " What's the matter, my beauty ?" " Oh, father!" says she, " I don't feel very well just now. I dare say I shall lie all right to-night." Bat her hand was a-trembling like s leaf, and her eyes was sunk; and when I come to look at her close, I was stag < gcrud to see bow she'd altered in them rewdrr*. nc un* It flustered me more than I should a thought; so I gives her a kiss, and tells her to lie down quiet, and off I goes to a doctor. He comes and feels her pulse, and such like; then he calls mo out on the landing, and nays she's in a high fttate of rover, and must be kept very qniet, or he wouldn't be answerable foi it. Then he began a-asking me about myself, and my profession and cetera. " Not very rich, I suppose ?" says he. " Ah, well 1" he says, "we shan't quar rel about the money." 1 And s'welp mo goodness! ns I'm standing here, he never charged mo a blessed ha'penny for physic or nothing —not a ha'penny—and found the bot tles besides ! When Charley seen me by myself, he didn't know what to make on it. He fidgets about me for ever so long, and at loathe comes up and asks tie where Rose "waft. I was very short with him, atreating her as he was, though he didn't know the damage he'd done ; so I says, stiff— " My daughter's at home, sir—not so well as she might be." "I hof>e she isn't ill," says he, qniek. "It don't much matter to you," I says, "whether she's ill or not," and I turns away, choking like, a-tliinking of my little deserted beauty a-laying so quiet at home. I hurried back as soon as I could, and goes up to her room ; and, God help me ! she was in that state she didn't know me, and wanted to know if I'd brought a message from Hekven frem Charley, as she was certain be was dead, because he hadn't been to see her. I tried to soothe her, but it was no good ; there she kept rambling on about one thing and another, a-pretending to be talking to liim, and a-tclling him not to be sorry, as she'd soon join him. It made me feel queer-like, and moist about the eyes, and I remembered I wua anofdman, and began to think how I should feel when I was alone. She lay in this state for a week, a living chiefly on sop victuals, ae I was THE CENTRE REPORTER. j obliged t> force it dowu her throat. It was a hard time not bcoatiae tlm money was short, 1 didu't nutid that ; but t i couldn't abide to see my darling in I pain. I never went near the public then but hurried home every uight a* soon as the |>er(ormaiice was over, a hoping always as she'd bo better, and would know me again ; but she never did till about an hour before it come. It was a Sunday night, at church time. I used to like to think afterwards ' that my little darling was carried up to Heaves ou the sound of the bells, ss it died away on the breaae. 1 was a sitting quiet at the window, melancholy-like, a-keeping my eye on Rose to see as she I didn't want nothing, and, somehow, the night my poor wife died eunio iuto my mind, and I couldn't get rid of the thought nohow. The more I tried, the more it would come. 1 remembered as i well aa f it was yeeterriav, wrheu 1 had her in my arms iu the green-room, her a-looking up into my face as though she wanted to say something. So 1 says— "ls it Rose, Mary ?" aud she nods and smiles, and 1 promised at I'd be a kind father to her. Site sini'es again at that, tud lays her head ou mv shoulder. Then 1 see her eyelids a-s*\o*ng, and thai told me that the CI rent Promjder liwd rung down her curtain. 1 was a-looking ont of the window, aud I sees somebody turn the corner, asd stop in front of the house ; but it was s-getting dark, aud I couldn't make out who it was—l thougut 1 knew the figure, two, Jue| es 1 was a-puxxliug mvself a-thinking WW it could be, 1 heard my little darling call " Father." I runs to her ipnek, for it was the first time she'd knowed me since the fever took her. 1 had such a glad feeling at my haurt AS I een't toll here -it come so fresh to me after waiting so long, al though it seemed to choke me, too, and I couldn't sjwak at the ciomeut. 1 sits down liy her I nut!, and takes her hand in mine, and there we was, for a matter of a uuunte or two, before either of us said a wonl, a-looktng into each other's faces, jovfuller than we'd been for some time. Then, says she— •• Father," she says, " I want to see Charley." I says— " You shall to-morrow, my tlariing." " Let me see hitn to-wighf, father," she says, beseechingly—" let mo see him to-night, because " Apd there she stopped. I gets up—not having it iu me to see her want for anything as I could give her, though I couldn't make out whv she was in such a hurry—leastways, 1 could not then ; Ido now. I puts on my hat, and just outside who should I see a-comiug across the road from the other side but Charley hisaelf. When he knew he was wanted, he runs faster than I could, and by the time 1 got m the room, there she was, with her arms round his neck, a-smiling up into his faoe, and he a-kissing of her. ss happy as birds., So I says noth ing ; bat goes and sits on the stairs outside, a-waiting till they had made it op. il. W ,A f felt almost jealons of Charley ; and I thought—God help me !—as how he would take her awav from me as soon as she was well. She trot took away from me; but not by him—not by him. 1 not there for a matter of half an hour {n the dark, when, all of a sudden, Charley gives a cry. I rushes in, aud there was my darling, with her head a-laid quiet on his bosom, aud her eyea ahnt; and I could see by the scared look on liia face, that my little beauty would never cheer my poor old heart again. Bad Air—A Caution. There in rmon to believe that not a few of tb apparently unaccountable rosea of acromia imonK children pnv ceed from the habit of sleeping with the head under bedclothes, ami so inhaling air already breathed, which is further contaminated by exhalation* from the akin. Patients are sometimes given to a similar habit; nnd it often happens that the bedclothes are .so disposed that the ;>atieiit piost necessarily breathe nir more or less contaminated by exhala tions from the skin. A good nurse will be careful to attend to this. It is au important part, so to speak, of ventila tion. It may be worth wsile to remark that when there is any danger of bed sores a blanket should never he placed under the patient, it retains dampness mil arti like a pouitie. Never use any thing but light hlankctsa* bed-covering for the sick. The heavy, impervious cotton counterpane is bail, for the very reason that it keeps the emanations from the sick person, while the blanket al lows them to pass through. Weak pa tients are invariably distressed by a a great weight of nod-clothes, which often prevent their getting any sound sleep whatever. A Pastor's Impromptu Speaking. The Boston Traveler relates an inci dent which fotclv orrurrod in a village church in New England. By invitation from the regular pastor, a divine from the city filled the pulpit on a recent Sunday, delivering an able and eloquent extemporaneous discourse, much to the gratification of his auditors, bnt some what to the discomfiture of the regular pastor, who is adapted neither by na ture nor education hi extempore *|wuk iug, ami consequently always rends In* sermons. On the following Sunday he entered the pulpit as usual, announced his text, and, much to the surprise of his listeners, deliberately closed the Bible and proceeded to speuk extem poraneously. For shout ten minutes lie moved along nicely, and his hearers were charmed with the change; but then, in the middle of an eloquent period, with hand outstretched and attitude perfect, he hesitated, hi* arm dropped, he could not collect his ideas, nnd perceiving that ecunetbiiig nrist be done at once, said; "Brethren, lot tis bold ft prayer-meeting." Ridiculous Mess, A Keokuk lady, while engaged in the pursuit of her domestic duties, en countered a mouse in the flour barrel. Now, most ladies under similar circnm stnnees would have uttered a few femi nine shrieks and then sought safety in the garret. But this one possesses more than the ordinary degree of female courage. She summoned the hired man and told liim to get the shot-gun, call the bull-dog, and station himself at n convenient distance. Hhe then climbed half way up the stairs and com menced to punch the flonr barrel rigor ously with a pole. Presently the mouse mode its appearance and started across the floor. The bull-dog at once went in pursuit. The man fired and the dog dropped dead. The lady fainted and fell down stairs, and the hired man, tuinking that she was killed, and fear ing that he would bo arrested for mur der, lit out, and has not be*h soon since. The mouse escaped. TUB TELLER. —A would-be wit, stroll ing into a bank the other day, walked up to the counter and addressed one of the spruce-looking clerks: "Are you the teller?" "Yes, sir." "Well, what do you ttU t" " I (ell people who have no business here to clear out." He cleared. CENTRE HALL, CENTRE CO., PA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 1873. •' Dou't Slay I.oitg.' ' O, w!it do lb* aneat Btq> delay, K;iv© bird sod aoli|( Slid I"© <© arc gull© ' I Shghtod for buixi of the*. ibo dav ' Without the© lltfllt puts Mobfloth OU ' i Were I aa thou ©h<>u)>lt u ! chid* (in© hssdlsui moiuuut uf dels* ; I ©cell no ©uuahhi© s! Ihjr aide Thy vuto© my sodk thy auuls uiy day. " Don't stay long, husband," said a young wife tenderly in my presence, one evening, as her husband wus preparing to go out. The words themselves were | insiguifioant, but the look of melting fondness with which they were accom panied spoke volumes. It told all the whole vast depths of a woman's love- - of her grief when the light of his smile, the source of all her joy, beamed uot brightly upou her. " Dou't sUy long, husband," aud 1 fancied I saw the loviug, gentle wife sit ting alone anxiously count lug the mo menta of her husband's absence, and every few moments running to the door to see if he w.ts in sight, and finding • tli..t he was uot. I thought I could heur ' 1 r exclaiming iu disappointed tones, " Not vet" •' Don't stay long, husband," ami I again titonglit 1 could see the young wife, rocking nsmmiif in the gr at arm chair, ami weeping aa though her heart wouhl break, a-i her thoughtlwss "lord and master" prolonged Ins atay to a wearisome length of time. "Don't stay long, husband," ami the young wife's look seemed to say—for here in your own sweet home is a loving heart, whose music is hushed when you are absent; here is a soft breast to lay your head upou, and here are pure lips, annulled by sin, that will pay you with kisstst for coming back soon. O, you that have wives to say "Don't stay long," when yon go forth, think of them kind'? when you arc mingling in tlie buyylnve of life, and try, just a little, to make their homes and hearts happy, for they are getns too seldom replaced. You eanuot fiml amid the pleasures of the world the quiet joy that a home blessed with surh a woman's presence will afford. Husbands, would you bring sunshine and joy into your homes ? Then sftcsd your leisure tours with your families, ami employ the time in pleasant words and kind actions, and yon will realize in all its richness what is so beautifully described by the poet : DOOMS lie happiness, thou on IT bliss Of l'valsM lull liu survived the fall. What Josh lias Seen. I kno ov people who, when limy do jru a 'avor, do it just az aa old bull tar rier !et you pons in front ov hiz mas ter's door—with a grow 1. It izonly the bily eddikated, and the very best bred people, that kon be familiar with each other, " familiarity breeds kontempt," aniung the had breeds. The wheel or Fortune is alwnoa on the more, and we often loso to-morrow what we wis to-day. 1 hav alwuss nottssed that thar iz a grate deal ov good luk in industry, and a grate deal ov bad luck in 1 zruess. It iz az rare tew find a trew friend as it iz a dimond that has no flaw, and isn't oph culler. He who iz every boddy's friendluuut got time tew bo enny buddy*. Thare iz no trew friendanip among loafers and skalawags, tl uro iz only intimieys. There iz no man living now days that kan tell the world euny thing new ; the very best that a modern writer kon du iz tew shine up old things. Solomon, seven thousand years ago, after plundering from those who had written Iwfore him, laments that "tbarv iz nothing nu under the sun." When I hear * man say that "he has got no friends," 1 kum tew the kon klusiou rite oph that he don't deserve euny. Don't tri tew make a friend ont OT A weak mm, it iz like tricing tew carry water in a sieve. One roson whi happineaa is so skarnc in this world iz because moat people mistake plrzznrr for happiness. Trew generosity konsiat in giving what you kau afford to thozfi who de serve it. Mi yuung friend, look out fsr there men who shut up one eye, and talk to you with the other. Happiness seems to consist ia—want ing nothing. Health will bring munny, but mutiny won't health. What to Do in an Emergency. It ia a good thing to know what to do when a man faints nwny and falls down on the street. A pedestrian fell down on Monroe avenue, Detroit, so a local paper says, Wing just off a sick Wd, and it was wonderful how mnny men in tlio crowd knew exactly what was the best thing to do. One called for brandy, another waved the crowd hack, another shouted "police" and " coroner," a fourth brought a bucket of water from a saloon, and all the others crowded in as closely as possible and began wondering if the man had his life insnred. Some wanted to throw water on the victim, and others thought that his boots ought to be removed, and the man with the slop-pail fell down in it and jumped up and kicked at n lamo boy. Two boys were sent for doctor, but didn't go, and a market woman crowiled in and told them to raise the man's head. Borne one put a brick under hia neck, and another general call was made for whiskey, crmphor, gin, soda, |K>p, root beer, ginger ale, vine gar, water, and lnger. Nothing wan brought, and after a few minutes the man opened his eyes, gave his name, and asked to be taken home. After ho hail departed, a doctor arrived, n cor oner camo puffing along, and the crowd came near having a fight as to who was entitled to the honor of saving the mau's life. Crrrnco HATH. —There is often somo difference of opinion between parents and children as to the frequency with which the hair of the latter should be cut. The operation is tedious, not to say irritating, and most children en deavor to increase the interval between their visits to the hairdresser by nil possible means. The controversy be tween the two parties tnav now be de cided bv precedent. This has been afforded by the recent decision of the Finance Committee of the St. Pancraa (Eng.) Board of Guardians, which re ports that oneo in six weeks is often enough for hair-cntting to tnko place. Here is, at all events, something to go upon, and wc trust that no young Absalomn will refuse to submit to tlio scissors after that period, and that no parent will require the sacrifice before the lapse of that interval. A NEBRASKA CLERGYMAN'S TRIALS,— A private letter recently received in Boston from a minister "settled" in Nebraska, contains the following: "Last Sabhotli 1 preached in the morning end officiated at the Lord's table with a pair of boots en, one leg of which was en tirely gone; bnt we had a rich and bles sed time. I did not think of my hoots, but my wife did. We economized and ■ciimped and pinched to get along dur ing the pait year without goii g into debt, and 1 are nearly kept clear, bnt it his been by living in a soil-house and denying ourselves many of the very necessaries of life." The Original Markvrebllls. I —— au>l llum Tls I'umih of I uilag. The mackerel fisheries of Muu> I chusett* have gradually grown in iui | port twee until the catch of 187*2 ha* come to reach the haiulaome aggregate of 181,967 barrels, of the estimated value of s_,ooo,l*M> or more, A century or ao ago this industry, if such a word can properly be applied to anything in the piaeatorial line --yielded in that State 11*1,01)0 barrela, worth §BO,OOO. Cape Ann haa long been prominent a a headquarter* for this particular school of tlalieruien, and for ut leaat fifty years this prominence haa been maintained. The old-fashioned proeeaa of catching mackerel in at we* or weir* and by trol ling haa given way under the march of pro green, and now awift Mailing veasela fully fumiahed uith men, lines, hooka, and bait do what Weateru men would call a land office buainea* in educing the toothaouic mackerel from hia home in the briny deep. These veaaela have a complement of from ten to sixteen men each, and start out from Cape Ann ! about the middle of April, o a to meet the fish when they drat strike the coaat heft The work isdoue on the copart nership principle, and each man haa his appointed place on board, the looality being determined by lot. Here he j keeps hia tackle, and from this one spot he wvariably aenda forth hia enticing invitations to the finny tribe to meet ! him alone, whether by moonlight or [ daylight, Each fisherman uses from • two to four linea, according to hia skill, and the fish are inveigled to their fate I by a gratuitous and discriminating aya ' tcm of trolling, whereby their tastes are I tickled into that anxiously inquiring state which stops uot to discu-s the I>ointa of dauger, but gulps down hook and bait at one fell swoop, A corres pondent of the Boston TravtUr, who evidently looks at matters from the professional standpoint, thus describes j the subsequent proceedings : The dsli are swiftly hauled aboard and "struck" into the " wash barrel," which stands a little to the left and rear of each man, with a peculiar twitch, which tears the hook from the weak ! cartilage of the jaw of the fish, and re turns the line to its proper position . among the thirty or forty hanging over I the aide. The hooks are small, and their shanks surrounded with lead and pewter, cast in a rude resemblance to I the body of a minnow, dniahed and polished to shine like silver. Several small circular hits of the white skin from the belly of a mackerel form a Visit very attractive, and so tough that dozens of dsh may be caught without ' renewing it. It may well be qneetioned whether even the much-extolled plea rn rt-s of fly-fishing can exceed in iuter eat aud excitement the keen enjoyment j of a sharp " spurt "of mackerel, when i the most skillful fisher can use but two ! lines, and these even are shortened to less than a couple of fathoms. The cruise of many of these fishing vessel* lasts till November, and includes j the Hav uf St. Lawrence, Prince Ed ward's inland, the Madelines, Auticosli, Oaspo, the Seven Islands, and tha northern coast of Cape Ifrrton and Nuts Scotia, Returning in November, at the latest, the fish are landed and put in shape for market, which process j is thus detailed by the correspondent i above referred to: Mackerel, tinlike cod, are split from : nose to tail, close to the hoekooue, the cut entering the hollow of the body of j the fish. The "splitter" holds the flail on iU side With the mittened left hand and mtkea one clean slice to each mackerel, guiding and regulating the varying depth of hia cut with the thumb. With the thin, small, ruund | pointed knife used, fifty fish per min nte are often attained by a practiced iiand. The entrails and gills are re moved and the fish thrown into " wash barrels," where thev lie in sea water for some hours until all blood is extracted, after which they are packed, salted uid "pickled < >ff." if there is time and the mackerel are large and fat. the crew work at " messing " them, which con sists in rrmoviug the head, and cleans 1 i mg the fatter portion* of the fish fmm 1 the black pellicle lining the walla of the abdomen. When " packed out" in port, each ) man's catch, which ia kept separate in marked barrela, ia weighed, salted, , packed, and inspected, and branded as ! either No. 1, % or "mess," >* the I case may be. No. 3s must measure j 1 eleven inclicafrom snout to baae of tail; 1 No, 2s, twelve inches, and No. Is, tliir- ; , tern inches ; but a certain fatness must . accompany the required length in Is i aud 2s. Mi's* mackerel and Extra Is 1 are of eourse all "culled " from No. 1 ! fish. Formerly the fatness of this dah j was tested by urawing the nail along the inside of the ribs aud bending the dull a little, when the white fat would j cleave something like a ripe peach, this adding greatly to the beauty of the fish and enhancing ita value. All American fish are now " reamed," or cut with a tool with a curved handle much like the hilt of a sword, with a keen, acini-cir cular blade inserted so as to cut about three-eighths of an inch deep. Com plaints are sometimes made that the cuts are made diagonally, and too near the backbone, while the fat (?) jmrtion of the fish is almost " invisible to the naked eye," There ia no doubt, how ever, that the failure of many Canadian and Nuvn Scotia fishermen to " ream " their fish causes a loss of from two to four dollars a barrel. Mackerel arc packed in whole, half, aiul quarter barrels, and iu "kits" holding one-eighth of a barrel, or twenty-five pounds. It is said of a great fish denier, now deceased, that lie was once taunted by another with hav ing commenced business with a hand cart. " \Tell, said he, " I may have limited a hand-cart through tho streets, but I never was able to make ten kits oat of otio barrel of mnekerol." This remark supplied the other man with food for reflection. Loafing. We quote tho following from an ex change, and we recommend it to all our renders : "Young msn, pay attention. Don't be a loafer ; don't keep a loafer's eoin imny ; don't bang about 1- afing places, letter work than to ait around day after day, or stand about corners with your hands in your pockets—better for your own henltb and prospects. Bustle about if you have anything to bustle about for. Many a poor physician has ob tained a r"al patient by riding nftcr an imaginary one. A quire of bank paper tied with n rod tape, envied under a lawyer's arm, may procure him his first esse and make his fortune. Such is the word—'to him that hath shall be giv en.' Quit dreaming and complaining; keep busy and mind your chances." Take the above advice and then all will go well. Idleness is tho mother of mischief. The new act to prevent the adultera tion of food does net seem to work alto gether smoothly in England. Tuking the cream from" milk is held not to be an adulteration, and as the case is not provided for in the Act, though there are plenty of penalties for adding to milk, sellersof skim milkjgo unharmed. Borne judges hold tliut water is a harmless adulteration, and fail to convict for the use of "Simpson," the slsxg narao for for water. How They Do Things la IVrsl*. tiu.ll> aud ( uuulug of lb* Shall. Although Hia Persian Majesty seem* so pleasant ami so ples*<d just now ' that European papers abound with au .•edotea of hia suavity and ootideaoen sion, he haa done some awful things in j liia own country. Among theui stands foremost the treacherous murder of his l hrotlicr-in law, Meerxa Tagui Khan, his first Frinie Minister. Meerxa Tagui Khan was the friend of Na**V ad-Din when his prospect* uf aaceudiiig the Persian throne wrrw very doubtful, and ' he held only tho inaeeure and slippery , post of Governor of Aderbijan. liia l own abilities would usver have made a I king of him ; but on tUa death of Mo -1 hammed Shall the Russian Minister j took him up, uid Messrs. Jtalli k Co., the rich Greek merchant** of Tabreex, ; found him money, and then the genius tuul valot of Meerxa Tagui Khun did ' the rest, H the Shah named hiui Prime Minister, and could hardly have made a better choice. The first thing he did was to organize a post offioe—an insti- I tutiou previously unknown m Persia. ! The next thing ho did was to create a I ail ice. Having dona these two good i services, he tried to establish order in collecting the taxes, which hod been grossly mismanaged, and then he made himself enemies, u every one will who ventures to attack public abuses where money ia concerned. The tax-gatberem and ttoir creature* now began to intrigue against him, and Prince Dolgourouki, the ltuaaian Envoy, was ruined in trying to protect him. He was therefore driven into exile and oompeljed to hide liimaelf at Cas han. Now he had married tha Hhah'a lister when he stood high in favor, aud though she did not and could not lore him, because he was long past the age of love, alia behaved with exemplary fidelity and devotion in his misfortunes. She would not leave him for an iustant, and she prepared all bis food with her own hands and tasted it herself. So the Shah, being unwilling to commit a vio lent murder in hia sistrr'a presence, de termined to catch his old friend by stra tagem. With this purpose His Persian Majestv sent a messenger of high rank ' to the fallen minister, assuring Meerza Tagui Khan of a full pardon and imme diate restoration to all hia honors.. The Meerza at oooe fell into the trap, and liia wife, who could not lielieve that her brother could be so base aud cruel as to deceive her, at last let her husband out of her sight in order that he might take a bath and pat on the robe of honor which had town sent him by the king, aa the customary sign of royal favor. He had bo aoouer entered the bath, however, than the chief executioner en tered there also, exhibiting the Shah's warrant for his immediate execution, and merely leaving him a choice of the manner in which he preferred to die. The Meerza stretched out hia arms re signedly and said, "Open tnr veins." The exeeutinneer then bled him to death aa the Shah had commanded. Remarkable T narltj of Life. William Moyer, the man who on the 24th of June was cut through the body with a scythe by an insau# man near Lancaster, Pa., is still alive, and the in dications are that he will recover, unless inflammation sets in. The Lancaster Kraminrr thai describes hia wounds: " The scythe entered the right side about two inches above the hip, and ex tended transversely through the body in an upward direction until the point appeared iu the left aide below the arm- Sit. The wound at the entrance was re ami a half inches in length, ami at the terminus one suds half in die* long. M*yer proceeded a short distance with the scvtiio extending through the body, and then pulled it out, reeking with blood, unaided. The lobe of the right lung was severed, and it w as not exjieet ed that he could live more than a few hours. To the surprise of all his condi tion ia favorable to hi* recovery, aud lus attending physician, l)r. A. S. Rsaden busli, of Adamstowu, haa expm*dd the hope of being ablo to save hi* lile. M >yer haa been conations since the oc currence, *pcuk* distinctly and cats and ■deeps without difficulty. * Ite is a small man. about thirty-two years of age, and j is of rather delicate appearance. Change of Color. Sudden shocks occurring to human beings have frequently changed the color of their hair from black to white in a single night. A physician of Ber lin, a strong, healthy anu lew* than mid dle aged tnan, sent hia wife and one daughter to spend last summer at a wa toriug-place. The lay that he expect ed a letter informing him of their arri val, he received one informing him that his daughter had been taken nick Very suddenly, and was already dead. The shock was terrible, and instantly his hair became entirely gray. He had to visit some patients thateame afternoon, and thej scarcely recognized him. "Hiclr peculiar actions revealed the change to him. The other case was that of a man thirty-five years old, lin ing in tho Netherlands. He was one dav passing the canal iu Rotterdam, wlicro he saw a child struggling in the water. lie plunged in and brought it to land, but it was already dead by the time he had rescued the body. Bend ing over it to try to restore it to life, he discovered that the dead child was his own Bon. Tho blow, so sadden and unexpected, and coming upon him when he himself was so much exhaust ed, turned his hair entirely gray, and left him scarcely recognizable. Fulled Slates Senators. Tho term* of the following United States Senator* expire on the 4th of March, 1875 ; Eugene Casserly, demo crat, California; William A. Bucking ham, republican, Connecticut; Thomaa F. Bayard, democrat, Delaware; Ahi jah Oillert, republican, Florida ; Dan iel 1). Pratt, republican, Indiana; Han nibal Hamlin,republican, Maine; Ghaa. Hamucla, republican, Maaaanhuaetta; William T. Hamilton, deroixWat, Mary land ; Zacbariah Chandler, republican, Michigan ; Alexander Ramsey, repub lican, Minnesota; Adclbcrt Amea, re publican, Mississippi; Carl Hobnrr, ru publican, Miaaouri ; Thomaa W, Tip ton, republican, Nebraska; William M. Stuurt, republican, Nevada; John P. Stockton, democrat. New Jersey; Reuben E. Fenton, republican, Now York; Allen G. Thnrroan, democrat, Ohio; John Scott, repubiioan, Penn sylvania; William Sprague, republican, Rhode lei and ; William G. Brownlow, republican, Tennessee ; Joseph W. Flnnagnn, republican, Texas; George F. Edmunds, republican, Vermont; Ar thur L Bore man, republican, West Vir ginia ; Matthew H. Carpenter, republi dan, Wisconsin. A STORY.— There sre tame por poises in Morcton Bay, England. They ■ask on the sarfnee of the water not lar from shore, and sre occasionally fed by the natives, and never disturbed by them. When a shoal of fish enters the bay, and oomes between the "sea hogs" and tire land, the people go out to sea ward of them, mul rouse them from their siesta by striking the surface of the water with speurs and The porpoiseH then elinse the fish, eaten and eat some, and drive the rest in shore ; and as soon as they oome within the proper distance a net is shot around them, and a spendid haul is often made. Terms: 52.00 a Year, in Advance. Mansion* Xrehasitn. Th W mSoISI In* Ihtl wm Mad* by a roar Mlur What a Hah mt OtslM ••• da with a Jatkkuih. Karl Ketter, a imor Herman miner of the Kioelsior Oolliery, which ia situated within a few miles of Bhamokiu, Fa., has eihibitod a clock of a most remark able character. He haa been three years constructing it—the first two years at intervals of time, and the last year he worked at it day aud night, scarcely taking time enough to yat and sleep. He Iterame almost s monomaniac on tlie subject. The clock waa to his mind during his working hour* snd in hi* dreams at uight. lie occupied alone * •malt wooden shanty, where ho worked, slept, aud cooked his food. Whstever sleeping and cooking he did, however, was but little. It is thought he would have nearly stair ad but foe the kindly interest wbieh his neighltors took in htm and his cluck. They took him food and encouraged hitn iu his labors. The clock, which was made with no other tools than two common jack knives, is eight feet high and four feet broad. Its frame ia of the Gothic style of architecture. It haa sixteen aides, and is surmouutod by a globe, on top of which is attached a small golden cross. On the front of the clock there are four dial plates ; one shows the day of the week, another shows the day of the month, another shows the minutes and fractions of a minute, and the other the hour of the day. These dials are carved in a most unique manner, hav ing emblematic figures upon them and around them of almost every imaginable description. Above the dial plates is a semi-circular gallery extending around about half the width of the framework of the clock. Immediately in front, in the centre of this semi-circular gal lery, ia the carved wooden figure of our Savior. At the end* of the gallery on either side there is a small door opening into the body of the eloek. Over the door, on the'right ha nd aide of the eloek, as you stand facing it, is an eagle. Over the door on the left hand aide is a cock. Twice a day—that i at 12JK in the day and at 12 A® at night—a aweet chime "of bell# begins to play, the small door on the right hand side opens, and the small wooden figures admirably carved, of the twelve apostles, appear and walk out slowly and gravely in pro cession, Peter in the lead. Advancing along the gallery until tbrj get opposite the figure of Jesus, each in turn, except Judas, slowly turns round and bows his bead to the Master, then recover* his former position ; as Peter does this the eook crows. They ooutiuue to ad vance to the other side of ths gallery and enter the small door on ths left. As Judas (who is in the rear), with his right band shielding his face and his left hand clasping the bag which is supposed to contain the thirty pieces of stiver, oomrs in full view of ths cock, the eook crows again, hj a simple arrangement this procession can be made Income out and psaa around the gaUeiy at any time desired. On pedestals, at *:he extreme corners of the front of the eloek, are carved wooden statues of Muse* Slid Elia*. In the rear are two oheliaks of the Egyp tian style, upon which ore carved hiero glyphic characters to represent the nurient period* of the world's history. The clock will run thirty-two hours without winding. Mr. Ketter, who is a native of Freiburg, Baden, is very pmud of his workmanship. Be can scarcely bear to be a war from it lon* enough to eat his meals. He has been offer* 4 slo,ol*l for it by a person from New York, but he refused iC Mr. Ketter savs he has often beard of the celebrated dock in Straasburg, but be never saw it, and he has no knowl edge of bow it was constructed ,* neither has he ever bad any instruction in mechanics *l any kind. His purpose is to exhibit it for a few months in this country, and then take it with hiffi to Germany. Rules of <'ammen Law. Mozt of the e >mmon law rulea of evi | dents' which stall prevail in the crimi nal codes of Kngl mli-speaking o mnia ! nttiee originated at a time when the tendency f th court* was to ward • ex ocssive severity to guilty moo, and when there were scores of offence*, ranging . from petit larceny t-> high treason, ! which were puniabed with death. The hutaane maxima—that "every one ac cused of crime ia presumed to be inno ' cent until the contrary is proved;" tliat i "it i* better that ninety and nine guilty , person* go acquit than that one mpo -1 <ent person should suffer unjnstly;" j that "no man should be tried and-eon- 1 earned wit hoot an opportunity to eon front the witnesses against him face to face;" that "if, after hearing all the evidence, there ia a reason able doubt in the minds of the jurors that the guilt of the accused IB made oat, they should acquit," —which arc always repeated anil amplified by the defendant's coun sel in their address to the jury, and which were absolutely essential at ona stage of the law a history to mitigate its unquestionable harshness—have grown into such prominence now that they are made to overshadow many features of the law, the preservation of which are essential to good order, if not to the ex istence of society itself. 80 ranch so licitude is manifested for the welfare and safetv 6f the accused that the rights of society are often entirelv ignored, and when tlio humanities sf tne law arc preverted into tricks for the encourage ment of crime and the escape of male factors, civilized communities rise in their might and punish guilty man with out regard to the forms of law. This is undoubtedly a groat evil, but it will Assuredly exist wherever the laws, pro fessedly enacted for the aafetj of socio? ty, become the refuge of murderers. — St. Louit Ik-rnocraL "I've Got Orders Hot to Go.* "I've got order*, positive orders, not to go there -orders I daw not disobey," said a youth who was being tempted to a smoking and gambling saloon. " Come, don't be so womanish—oome along like a man," shouted tho youths. "No, I can't break orders," said John. " What special orders have you got ? Come, ahow them to us, if you can. Show us your orders." John took a neat wallet from his pocket, and pulled out a neatly folded paper. " It's here," he said, unfolding the paper, and showing it to the boys. They lqpked and road aloud : " Enter not into the path of the wicked man. Avoid it; pass not by it; turn from it. and pass away." "Now." said John, "you see my orders forbid me going with you. They are God's orders, and by His help, I don't mean to break them." l>o not be Fooled. Uusoohlstieated persona who hanker after chances to get rich onflOO capital, may learn a lesson from the experience of a Brooklynite who saved up that sum by dint of hard work and economy dur ing an indefinite period, and then paid it over to a New York advertiser of " business opportunities," who guaran teed a half interest in a profitable busi ness. The trouble was, the business was profitable only for the advertiser, who took the entire jMQOand didn't give his victim even a half interest. NO. 37. MorrtM* taArtac •* t-' 111 Hire*" >**••* *>gr. ! \ * • Mr, A. 8. Burgees, conductor of Uw Pullman Palace car on tha twin which ii wiecked on the (Jhioaco aud Alloa ILilroad, liM given an account of tbe accident, from which the following *x > ] tracta we l*ku : i When lh ewhiaion occurred Mr. Bv ' gcaa ww standing at the door of the car marking off berth" for the paasw tim on the diagram. Tbw Aral cottttM f aioa throw lam forward against the . door, the second hurled Jiitu over the brake, and th* third back again to the i door. 11M eiotbaa ware torn and hit h-ga aumewbat brtiiaad, bat ba immedi ately went forward with the rest of the passengers to aaa what waa the matter " Never in my Ufo" said he, " bav< I witnaaaad such a tight It waa the fifth collision in whieb I waa a partus pant, i t ut never did I aee aunh otter nuaenr. In the meadow* on either aide of the track were lying human beinge, welling ia agoay—their fleeb boiled off ttnm. Tbe freight engine bad run clear nnder ueath the smoking-car, and there ex ploded, a battering the our into little ptctoea, and blowing tbe occupant* high up into the air and over the fence into the meadows. The other engine buret at tbe name time. A man—l don't know who it wee -ran op to me, ahrieking with agony, and throw himself into my anna. 1 tried to bold bim, bat kia clothes tore off him, and the flesh eame off with them. I waa nearly attained et the eight. There were a don or more, stripped a lark naked, running op and ; down, erazr with pain. They were 'i tearing at tfieir bodies, and tearing off great handinla of flesh. Tbe paawm gars behaved admirably. They took up the victims and carried them into the coachea. I tobl them to bring them ■ into tbe sleeping-car. and they did. ' First thing I knew the ladies, God bleaa ■ litem! wen tearing up tbeir under clothing to bind op tbe sufferer*. Why, air, in half a minute they bad scarce iv anything left on them. There waa round I one man a hand a law handkerchief thai must have eoat a email fort ace. 100 old not aland that any lunger. I did not care what the company said, ao I just gave orders to open the lockers and tear up an y thing that came handy. And they did. There wet* two or three ladies tearing aheeta into lengths to bind np wounds, while half a doaen others were binding them around the bloody arms and bodies of the wounded mM , *' m t Reporter-Did any one in the smVuig ear eeeape unhurt f Mr. Burgee*—U mar seem Ht a ro mance, but it is strictly true, and I think you would Kke to hear the etonr. There was a emay fallow on his way to the aselum at Jackaonvilie, He waa noisy and dangerous, and waa hand ewfled and placed in the smoking-ear when we left Chicago. Just after the explosion a young girl came to me and wanted me to find her brother. 1 told her ba would be looked after, and tried to quiet her down, but she esoakl not remain still. I waa afraid of bar getting into trouble. Bha told me her brother was ere xt, aud could not look after him self. 1 tried to keep her for a moment, but eiie escaped me. Presently she came back with tbe craxy lellow, who appeared to enjoy the scene immensely. She bad found him inst where he fell in the meadow. He had been blown by the force of the explosion twenty or thirty feet, and had not a scald or scratch I about him. ' A Trial of Feutoalsau An extraordinary Incident, arising ap , parently out of the Fenian oat break of 18*57, has taken place in London. It • anil be remembered that in the interna | of thai year an attempt was made to blow up the House of Detention in . Clerkcnwell, London, a pro seeding which canned <be liveliest alarm, toas mneh a* ft was suspected to be only the I pre!tide to much now of the same kind ■of thing. A few wet ka ago a woman annied Denny left the lodgings which : she had oocupicd for some time while Imug with a Fcuiaii named Dromond j Among her effect*, which she borrowed a neighbor's truck to remove, waa a box which presently waa discovered to he on 1 fire. I'll* moo pulled the box off the i truck, wbea some of tbe content* ex ploded. The place waa lit up as if the j whole of the street w* on fire, sail the* contents of some of the can* it contained j were kicked about Seven or eight p<ar anus were injured by the fire, more es pecially e sweep, who wee severely ■ burnt, and i* now an inmate of th* hoe- , pitaL Tlie nflair seem* to have bseu most serious. Several fire-engines were brought ont for the purpose of rotia- i guiahing the flame* that had broken out, but were not required, tbe inflam-1 rouble matter having been promptly t taken away. A woman, in jumping , from the first floor to escape from the ' flames, broke her leg and ia now in a | vcrv critical state. A man. in rescuing a little girl, burnt hir hands. Two pbKce constable*, while attempting to put out the fir- in the house, were much t burnt in the hands, and have been in- j capacitated from duty. After the firs was extinguished a rigid exsmtnatKn of • the promises waa made by the firemen, i and one of them in searching the room of Desmond, discovered a can about two feet high. He was about to strike i it with his axe when he saw smoke issu ing from it, and ho then placed it ia a ' pail of water and conveyed it to tbe' yard, whore it wa* covered over with | sand and anhe*. The con appeared to . be filled with the composition, and not withstanding the precautions takes, the oontcnts burst into a subdued flsme, which lasted for several hours, emitting a most suffocating odor. The utmost * alarm prevailed among the inhabitants , of the narrow court, many of whom re- . mained up all night, anu it wa* com- J monly believed that the Greek fire had j been intended for Fenian purposes. . Mrs. Denny wo* remanded, the magis- ■ trato entirely refusing bail Who Knows Best When a Shoe Hart! j [mow vxkbbuoh'B cowboy or " tub j Jir.I.SPKK, ACT 1, BCJCTB 2.] j Lord Toppington.—Hark thee, Shoe-. maker ! those shoes ain't ugly, but they ' don't fit me. 1 Shoemaker—My Lord, methinka thqy j fit you very well Lord Toppington—They hurt me jnt ] below the instep. Shoemaker—(Feeling hia foot) My ; Lord, they don't hurt you there. Lord Toppington—l tell thee, they t pinch me execrably. Shoemaker—My Lord, if they pinch you, I'll be bound to be hanged, that's all. Lord Toppington—Why wilt thou undertake to persuade* me I cannot feel ? •- ■■ tad u Shoemaker—Your lordship may pleaae to feel what you think fit, I thiuk I I understand my trade. Lord Topptogtoa—Now, by all that's ti gjreat and powerful, thou art an inoom- : prehenaible ooxoomb, but thou makeat i good shoes, and so I'll bear with thw.* < Shoemaker—My Lord, I have work ad for half the people 6f quality in town i these twenty years, and 'twet eWerv hard I should not know when a shoe hurts, i and when it don't 1 . 1 In Alabama they are fighting the ; caterpillar with Paris green. Negligence ia Urn parroted disorder, * • Wbdtt>- *; :• Jttji QAMtjFbf toteapor- IC9HMTiW? The short nifflW'Mfr* Pedant •tfll continue* to if* fW tfeqfl fwhion able ornament ; # Omaha ia utfllrihg * mmHk man w by making them work on th* atresia with ball and chain attachment J Tbe latent thing in engagement rings '• la a *rohir# nod rwby*m* together, emblematic of love end Aridity. :• bwsry wbo awl him an insolent dan on a postal card. The F who MM on the si go x- Mtlv t hi* eoeiapremi*; bnt the maa who doc* not come on at all ia prompt- Ajiew oods goes InW* cf4et in lowa I on the Ist of September by whioh the d pardehiog power is token from the I Uovesndr. *. ' Han Antonio ha* a meat extract own > > peoy-kreish eoripreases iwwrty-rifl t 1 (iMUida el beef into one ponnd of ex ," Miftuiy company fssto th* Korth ox im .drew ml to vah • Bias lirom t" worn so that ' untforma. • wq si ■ ' ' Chicago to tetidagaboitoeelebreting I the acomd ' ■ the discovery ofxß sile on wliioh she - ' is built, which ooSWa *hfa rionth. , A Georgia "erMriro" toss offered 4 , j par 4ey to labor, when >e exclaimed, i •* Sir. aye sapporii rJtwk *ln I** ,' Jest discovered a firoriritorilraekr ' Punch sercaetfeelly'aejtol '** Edorotion prod noc* gvwt reenlto in tbe United SSU It to said to make good child | ren even ont of the Cincinnati hoys. [| Postal cards are now need for the de , teetion of erimtedto ■ Photographs of s tbe person ere peeled the cards, - which we sent broadcast ia eveiy di : reotion. ' Spanish proverb* :—**He who has ' riMHtog to do, let bto tof • ship or ! marry a wife." " From many children ; i and little bread, good Lorddabver na. " A tool to never a great alto unless be | huu—Tmtto " A p*dr of horeas in Oxford, Maaa. are said to he so mtoilifeat as to wk a , mowing sria'hine wittMmt the aid of a ,' driver, taking a ttoright track and tnrn ,4 ing at ths pro|>er-oorn*ra ae veil ae if I directed by human agency. M The London A4**rtl*cr aays the re ! port of the Committee on Goal, may, to unofficial language, be ewfemed np is throe lines: " Wndo not know how I f ooel oame to rise to its prroent price, E and we lreo still less how it can ever I, b# brought down again. Pope Btna IX to reported sa ao folly 1 restored to health as tobe sble to rs* " awns hia usual food aril exercise. He retries a litUe before midnight, and 'S rises si half-pest fire o*elpqk, attending ' during the dav to' orffltjiry ecctosiasU e jsl Jiirini sa liidiimi toe lilies f-J Indian earn tot grewtog chickens, it ■ W to asserted, does isri-mske bone. iGreupdoeto berler #sl t< peat scraps and curd of new milk, fumed with ren net, are recomnwndeffiMrisad. .' * The Tfrir 7fmrioffcri this seasonable I'sdvww: " Look not epsn the cucumber when to to wilted, nor green,apptos, nor ■ 1 other unwholesome truck, tar thrman !} p! aosint to the eye trod ep*e*bki to the t toate, to th* le*t it the stom arlMiche. and atingeth like too cholera - ■ -a - m * d mOrDus. •t A promWng young etedeSt of nature |in New Qrieene amuses kamrelf with a , stuffed rat, which, from lu feen of * canoralmcnt, he drew* across the aide, walk wbea people are passing. Women ahrtox when they * . the re*, and men violently attack it with sticks and nmbreilaa. *** * Tbe carpet won* ie a near pest inst ! discovered* It to of dork color, lee* than half an inch in length, and covered with fine hair. It makes havoc with ' Snitt'and'finr chip* iqmilktod Jon the edges of parpen, will protect them from its rarsgro. Comparetlve cUVtacflf ttfmade of the value of land to lemon, New York, j Chicago and S*n Fxenrisco. b tto most central boaineea locations land in ' London to worth ffl* peT t<jre foot, 11* pro square foot es Jfmr lore, •. - , 67 per square foot to Chigago, and sll per square foot in San FiWiCisco. Tbe 8m Diego World aafs that the djcct of the Jaeaee expedition through j the Colorado desert to th* v #cqatotion of large bodies of land for a trifle, irn rim them, and reeeWfbg them at a baudeome price. This to certainly more sensible and practicable than the nroproitinn to extend the Gulf of Cab 1 forma to Utah.. ie*t Peofroaional men to fit. Louis know , IreUar how to ooadrirts ttajf* qnarrels th-n the hloodihjrecr aoeust* of the Sooth. Colonel Bland laheH received a groaalv meultwsr tetter tenet. Dr. Good , win, aiidinsteed of blandly toviting him i to come out and to shot, the Colonel {took a cowhide anff belattodcd him to the pnblic streets. •-r} j Manx.,fanners pax hftobrtto attonUon, when clean in g wool! bo the kind of water used In' the Wmlioifliliit will be see* lb*t this ahonld always be taken into coorideration. Tlju*, waters oon ; twining lime should be carefully avoid { cd, since this ooDaritneaatwombinc* with the saint, thus forming m insoluble soap, which seems to produce unpleas ant effects lb ths processes of dyeing. ! A 9prinpfle!d lady coramnnieate* to j the public this warning to yeurg ladies, i Coming from church, a tew Sabbaths ! ago, I noticed toy little boy of seven cm* what 1 took to be admiring glances after a little mias of hisrorn age, even long after the had turned jnto another 1 street. Referring to It,-Aon after, he replied: " No, I tall yc* what; I wasn't looking at Are, J was looking at her . ft amps ! Afv-c-e, waan*t she humped up I I wouldn't marry her„ll humped j up behind like that *dl The Times of Indto| pqhltohed at Calcutta, contains an account of the death of a hwge boa constrictor which i infested some ground* a* the foot of Pnducottah Hula. It appeat* that ths creatures waa regarded aa tarred by ths uativea, who would not motest it, al though only on one morning when Dr. Johnson and Mr. Pennington, with great danger to them salved, bravely I hunted it up and ahot it, it had awal ! lowed a child. The animal to abont twenty-four feet long, and ft* stuffed ! akto to to be deposited to the Madras Museum. „ ;x ~ JM In a vigorous chaae after rata a boy broke down a shelf in the cellar and immolated six jam of preserves. He gaaed on the ruina without a sigh, caught and killed the rat, laid it among the debris, ant <l*Ubin4 a SK faithful dog's now and lega With the touit, ant him up etaire, while the. hoy. hid in the oo&l shed. He heard'ferni pine ahrieka of dismay ; he heard* ttri kretfcfnl ob j jurgaUqn* of hia urgi un : suspscting aog led into the back yard an#3helr Rfl spreading *>rth hia hands, aaid solemnly : 44 Anetrier victim of circumstantial evident." t A special tele pr at- fro* Bawgw#; *■# lay a that the EUaworth aad CbWryitoUtnge has y^aai tMetMSa^ss rt lo go on unmoleab (1: - Thsiald driver refused to drive, and AJWffAfifff 1 * 8 been appointed. Depute Sheriff Peterson, *f Hancock eoanty, wtriW '# driving with his wife a few wiffhittoww to the neighborhood of Bucjtaport,jraa act upon by three Tlie sher iff being an athletic man, jumped out and felled two of tbe robbers, while the third took to hia heel*. The two prisoners were taken to Buckaport and held for trial.
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