CMMMKMI. w- * tstwS thk orta fiw* her Wbihtit i SW- MCVtr stftiwt. WHS > (truth *. " Tat Mrr M lit*—lt's M •o***wri*** i -w mo •tarn*. fw Swee*: Wnu f f rtM-iw"" bsaea'h ■ J t Stf-k nf tM S*T *hM tbOBMIMt rsj*-" hi< HUM . Chttirr. hM con*. • it> IUIMM : fierrow thk Plm *f hr lift Itu thrtllW— Srr*W t*#S*SS >• b ilhl .w.j , When U Utot j*t*oU. aright With . Wirt j tM Mr t t T lot. t*> MtwAM titti .11. t|art. Kwptnc wwtak Ui. liMn karV Alselk* thtight ltk Ml mfl AM.: - TUissah Ik. twill trftkk f li ..<] MM ®b. is thk kits Dm. ksMla lb. tses liPtl II #. Ml. M. I'MHtAaitit*. 4 Facte WM#' Built (a * Day. Tle bo. who J.hm b stroke aud stops Wdi uevfr h (treat junta be: *f the sg* let at* of dngl* drops T)i t BaaV# the *t a lie bob. Tltr mountain w eat at ita birth 1 r,siurs m. o to apeak ; 7>e little htcms of sand and earth Have mule R peak a peak, Not all at once the morning streams The gold aboro the (fray ; His a tltotssanil ti; Vl,' j.U. w gleam. Thai mako the dsj the day. N m from ths May awake* red* anj green. ; whole bright retinue it take# Xe make her queen of qaocu*. Vpom the orchard taiu must fait, AoJ soak fr ra root to red; And blossom* Mtxtw and fade withal Before the fru.t ia fruit. The farmer need* must aow and i.U, And wait the wheaten bread ; Than cradle, thrash ai.d go to mill. Relate the bread bread. swtfl heel, mar get the early about. Put, spite of all the din. It is the patient holding out, That makes the winner win. Make tais your motto then, at atari. Twill help to aiuooth the war, And steady up both hand and heart, * Rom? wasn't baTl in a day I" LOU'S BALLOON. 1 was sitting quktly in my to rn one morn ing, when a note from my eld friend, Lou livermore. was brought in. I was very fend of Lou, as, indeed, all her friends arc : though she still remains, like Holmes's aunt, — " The Qoia uugaiht red row Ga her nnsnl tree." She lives far up in ths country, but ociu ticnally comes to Hoc too an a vbit. Her nolo was as follows I>tut Htrsr.-Here 1 am at the Hub at the west end of it : Is thai the hubbiest part. 1 wonder? 1 am coming over to see you on TCuiMlgy. I meant togoto-dxv ; but 1 can't; I'm all tad up. -** clear tuckered out," as Aunt Tolly used to my. *• What has done itW hy. my new dress : and such adms! It will give you tits to see how my back is bukiwd up and puffed cut I m a regular lolkn ; a Mshii n-plate ; a anything that is huge and hideous,—a camel or diomedarv. tor example : only they, poor things I were born with hum pa ou their backs, and i wasn't. ♦•How came it so dformed? ' In an evil hour I listened to the voice of the tempter, and pat myself into the Lands of a city dress maker. " She's very stylish,"* quoth the tempter. little wrecked 1 In my ignorance wht that meant ; and I went to her rooms in sweet, confiding simplicity, bearing in an innocent looking dress, [ottern under my arm. 1 bod three set mm with Mr*. Outfit,* a most impos ing personage. of whom I stood in moral terror : aad at length emerged, transformed. 1 went in slim ; I came out stoat; I went in plain ; I came out hamp-haeked ; 1 went in with forty dollars in my parse; I came out with jnst enough to pty my tare home on the sue. t-car.—the ctilapsc having been trans ferred from at js-rwon to my pure with in CTcdibla celerity and ease. Verily, fashkvt •' doth make rowants of us allyea, and puff-Hilts also! 1 wish I had the courage to go through the world in a pored gown without i pinch or puff or pucker on it; but I haven't ; so lam a balbw>u. that by some incomprehensible machinery is raised into tnonntaiuous ridges. Surmounting these ridges at right angle* to my body-it there he a body inside this corrugated globe, of which I am iu serious doubt, to say nothing of an immortal soul—projects a fan-shaped bc-fringed. be-pnekered basque, looking, for all the world, like a spread turkey-fail. On the top of this projection a good sised trunk a!d be cumt>rtebly seated ; only it might fall in! I wonder if a pappoote couldn't be inserted somewhere : I do so long to blend Che useful with the ornamental! Now, Hepaibab. you are a sensible married woman. competent to give good advice; and I ask yon. what am I to do i Go round the world in this harlequin (tube, or gire the whole thing a great smash! I should be giad to preserve a modicum of self-resprrt; but how cm I, inside of a balloon ' I shslt iq.pear in full spread on Thursday to spend the day. 1 can't sit down ; but 1 stoeM like the lean of a bed-prat and a cord ; I 1 mig t go up, you know mi then, in every fibre of my stiffening. Tour* truly. Tux Guar EXPAKDED I sat laughing over (bis J when in walked Hester Gruywood, anofher oW friend. After the first salutation, she slowly twirled benelf round, and sank into a char exclaiming : '• Behold the woman who dares!" - Ah! I saw; she, too. hod on a new drew. It was of Ml very-gray rrfk, made with one skirt, without a particle ot trimming on it. ud a iocque just bound with a bias fold of • the same. Tea, the had dared. It was really a refloating sight; and she looked perfectly bewitching in the quaker-like centum*. But. then. Heater Uraywooi is such a prettr little • creature, ahe can t help looking lovely in anything ; and she know* H, ao it doew' not re>ioirr so great courage in her to dare Yea. she looked charming. Yet, on a second glance, there seemed a kind of Iwrcncm about her, as if something were wanting. Was this be-janse I had Inked ao king on mountain* egta a reform here as of the notion at the ballwt-boX," ! vtid, laughing. " Rut how to do it is the 3we*th>o. Is there any stattilan) by whK'h rest can he itvlgssi and' regulated-" " Not now," said Hester ; " but I believe the principles of art, true art, might he ap plied to dress as to other things ; that thru is au essential, intrinsic beauty or ugliness iu oar cartnenls, entirely irrespective oif faahhgi; in oirer wonts, that it is one thing to Iw well dressed, and another to be ftshionsbly " Yea." I sni-l; " but wlrat is it to be well dressed T" ' I can Ull TOO what it isn't," *aid Hester '"lt iur't to wear a huge protuberance on TOUT head or vour lack, whish. if you iu-.d been bom witli it, would have K-cn consid ered a shocking defiurwitT. It isn't to wn real ait the In. -* of the kuman figure, or to make it one mountain of trimming, when trimming rhould always he ssbwrt ient. add ing grocw, sa l defiuing outlines. Ami then, i too, it must be auuething permaneut. It 1 can't be the changing thing fodtionable dressing is. Art wouidu't make a balloon et us this inunth, aud a wean.ily-ikjped statue the next; she wouldn't tilt us up on heels that agonise oar love, and pilch Its dowa stair* to-day, and to-moriow see us on the ground i like so many tare-footed Indians " 'That would be comfort." I said. "If. < I when s draw was made, it would star tuade. i ami look well till it was worn out, it would j lessen half our labors. '• Well, Hepey, I believe tins irucd time is coming—the time when we shall have a higher civilisation, and break the chains fashion fetlere us with now. Then we shall distinguish between true beauty and deformi ty ; and oar milliaer* and dressmakers will be and nc t mahun ; and, instead at lopping and stretching as all on one iron bed. they will study adap'aliou to age. complex ion, and character, till we come out of their hands individual, aa well as comfortable and attractive When we think of it. isn't It strange huw it ever cutue about that we let ourselves ail be worried Into exactly the same shaped garments, no matter how ne be will be enchanted with the latter •lohr. Seymour is not the only victim of "pink snd white tyranny." "Then men are in a measure responsible for the evil." said Hester. "So I tell Tom," 1 said. " Let every man who approves of simplicity ami economy de vote himself to the plainest-dressed girl in the room, turning a cold shoulder on those who wear diamonds and such like siuful 'thirds, and he will do more hi effect a refor mation than by years of preaching. Girls like to please nice young men, and no harm done either, just as young men like to please nice young girl*. The influence is mutual and wholesome. Let young men frown en extravagantly-dressed young women, and young women scorn on dissipated, fast young men, and a vital change In manners and mfWaJ* would soon follow." At this point in our discussion I heard lom's step in the ball; and with him came Prof. Downing, an old friend of his, whom he had asked to dine with us. The professor is a fine-looking man. beside* being learned, agreeable, an'! a bachelar. Now, Tom ami I never make matches ; but, having had sueh a good time together oureelrea, we do some times wish certain of our friends would tske a fancy to each other ; and the night before we had spoken of the professor and Hester, saying how nice it was he should happen to be in the city just then to meet her. Moreover, knowing his refined, almost severe taste, and his dislike of all display, 1 had all the morning inwardly chuckled over Hester s untrimmed drass ; it was eiactly the thing to suit his fastidious taste. How lucky it was she wore * '■ The dinner passed off delightfully. Tom was in his most hospitable mood ; lx>u and Hester brilliant; the professor genial ; and, the soups, salmon, and roaat lamb, all lieiug .done to a turn, the hostc* serene. The learned professor and the pretty Hester rould not hive come together under more auspicious influences , and Tom and 1 had great com placency in onr Httle plan A lew days after, Tom told me he had been drawing the professor out a little on our guests. "And what did he say at Hester?" I asked ragerly. "He said this: 'Miss Graywood is cer tainly quite pretty ; bnt what a pity it is she doesn't dress better ! Your friend, Miss Liy eriaore. sets her a good example there. " The horrid man ! and he pretending ts have classic tastes"' I cried. And (will you believe it f) Tom and I are now both quite sure that the professor who detests fashion and frippery, who admires oaly " chaste ae s'gns" and " classic outlines," is actually in love with Lou. And the balloon did it! yes, the balloon did it! Oh, the consistene.v of men ! THE CENTRE REPORTER. Effects of the lio-tmi ( alumltj u Ilasl nr*a affairs The N. Y. EWat'wjr /'ml go>d authority in tinaucinl aud commercial | aff.iirs— sura : It la fort on. tc, at lea-t *o far • i imutedUl* effects are cotter rnee bv the sliarelieWeri of Insurance ewropantes in the Middle States and the foreign insurance companies, wfll fall 1 most heavily on Boaton itself aud on New Eogland, in the latter on the manufacturing (lintricts and ou aities identified with insurance interests. If • such a calamity had t" overtake any city iu the country, none was better able to bear it than lloston, and particu larly the section destroyed, which in cluded, iu a hniiaeaa jmiut of view, the wcalthie-t and moat aolid part of the city. A good share of the real estate iu the bnrut district is owned bv wealthy : estate, as au investment ; and perhaps no like amount of property ia the United States was so free of incum brance. The principal disturbance, in s legitimate way, which oar market for , securities here will feel, will be caused by Sides of the securities of iusurauce companies ; and these sales, as has been demonstrated in the past, will extend over a considerable space of time. A good part of those securities arc govern ment bonds, and it has bee* intimated that the Treasury will, in case of need, ■ buy sn extra amount of Iramls ; la a word, will give relief to the money market if necessary. If we are to bare tioablc, which, however, can he averted by wise and Arm action, it is the opinion of sool beads that the trouble will come rather from the foreign markets than from the 11nston fire. There tiro good reason*, however, to believe that every means will be used by the Treasury to restore confidence ami steadiness to the markets, and that the worst is rash Loss of IJfe at the Boston Fire. Hundreds of persons were injured, i bat only a few fatally, in the progress of the great conflagration, a letter writer ' describes a terrible scene which took place at tin-furnishing store of Hickman, ou Wushingtcn street, where tl.e walls ! bad been wrapt in a deadly embrace by j the flames, and had become weak and itottering through the intense heat. At length tin y fell, slid three men were buried up to the shoulders among the heavy fragment* of briek and stone. The terrible physical agony of their cries of anguisk which they suffered filled the frightened crowd with horror, bnt at first no one advanced to their succor. After a few moments two or three men crossed the street to where a portion <>f the wall was still avarhang ing the sjiot w here the poor victims were begging and shrieking for help, and tried by the utmost exertion of main l strength to pull and wrench them out of the horrible vice, but these efforts only made greater their suffering, and the . bricks aud other debria were still (idling at every moment, The men reliuguish ed the perilous and fruitless risk and retreated from the d.xngeiou* spot, and shortly afterwards, in frightful paroxy isms of pain and with cries that will ring in the ears of many of the spectators to tbeir dying day. the crushed masses jot humanity gave up the breath of life and were a moment afterwards buried by another crashing fall of the wall. A fireman named Spencer, belong ing to the Medford force, was injured by the toppling aver of another wall on Summer street, with a serious cut in the head. Mr. Daniel McC'lellan, of the firm of Charles Crosby & Co., No 4ti Water street, and an employe went into the building when it was blown tip. Strange to relate, Mr. McClellan escaped with only a blackened cwnntenance und the natural shack to his nervous system consequent npau such an experience. The employe also gat away, but the extent of his injuries are unknown. Wanted to irriTP, A seedy-looking individual walked into the Crawford House in Cleveland, a few evening** ago, and stepping np to the register, seized the pen and registered his name at the toot of the long list of the day's arrivals. It was a noble name- George Washington Botts—wiitten in a firm, bold hand, and with a big flourish underneath.. ft was plain that the seedy man was accustomed to making a flourish in the world, if it wers only with a pen. "Have a room!" inquired the clerk, in cidentally measuring the man with his eagle eye to see if lie wouldn't fit in one of his sky Itoadoir#. "No," said seedy shortly, picking his teeth with a splinter toothpick he had selected from the well assorted supply always found on the counter. "Supper then, I snpposet" added the clerk, prenaring to add an S to the end of George Washington Botts' name. "No, Sir, no supper," said Mr. Botts, with severity; "I simply want to arrive. A-r ar, r i-v-e rive, arrive. I want neither room, supper nor anything else, but I particularly desire to arrive. It is a long time since I have arrived at a hotel—a very long time" (his voice choked a little), "and I thought, if you hadn't any objec tion, I—l would like to arrive once more before I died." Here he was compelled to hide his emo tions in his coat tail, in the absence of a pocket handkerchief. The clerk, alwaya ready to do a good action, generously allowed the unfortunate individual to ar rive, and George Washington Botts, hastily drying his eyes with a pen wiper, wjung the captain's hand in mute though heartfelt gratitude, and then stalked gloomily forth into darkness and the night. It is interesting to find tbat the so called silver mines of Athens, from the profits of which Pericles is Raid to luive built the Parthenon, are now attractinp special attention, fire mines of Lnurium are Home veins of argentiferous galena running between the mica schist and limestone formations of the promontory of Laurinm, stretching from Senium to Athens. From the remains of the ancient workings, there are uaw being obtained about 11,000 tuns of bar lead, lowered in value by beiug very antimonial, whick contains above ten ounces of silver to the tun. (.•KNTIIE HALL, .CENTRE CO., PA., FRIDAY, DEC EM HER erous and happy. But aa in aomany families, there was a ghost in tliia one,the secret of whoee existence did not come to light until the death of the principal sotor iu this little sra-ial drama, (lustavit* was a resident of Aix la-Cha pelie, a Utile city in Rhenish I'russia, puitucd the business ef rlotli manti'ac t liter, and was what might le eon aide red well off, hit real and |>ersoti,d estate lveiug worth atiout $ 100,000. He loved, or thought lie loved,a lady named Amelia Kbnrhsrdino tloll, daughter of one of the royal counselors, and in 1*43 he pro posed mairiage, was accepted, and the marriage ceremony was performed iu thut year. An aute-uuptinl contract was entered iuto Ivetwecu the two, ae cording to tlie code N'ajioleon, w hieh was in force at Aix-la-Cha|>elto l by which In case of the death of the husbend be fore the w ife,she became entitled to one eighth in fee simple of his entire estate, and one-fourth of the estate during her life time, besides having a community of interest In all acquisition* to the com mon fnnd after marriage, which eoram-l nity of interest would entitle her to one half. The two lived happily together for some time, or apiwreutly so. The lifsof the wife, however, was soen rendered wretched ly the di-corerv that another had auppbifitol her in ber husband's affections. This however, was not ex actly the case; it was ahe iu reality, who had taken the place which nature had aligned to another. Scliurman had in his employ s nuoilwr of factory girls,ouu of whom, Catherine Itongels, was pos sessed of more than ordinary beauty. The impressible young bachelor, was •mitten with her beauty, bnt the iuexor able lawa of society governing the httlc Rhenish province tu which he lived held over him a terror of proscription which prevented him from doing that which his heart prompted. He loved Catherine Hen gels and hi* love wo* returned, but he married Amelia E. Gull, who brought to him a proud name and an extensive dower. Hut for the crime which Sehur man had cemmitted against hit nature he was amply punished. Ilia married life was unhappy, while his love for the lowly Cwthari Benewnw became more intense, now that it gel* impossible for tliem to lie legally milted. They met clandestinely, and the inter conrae coming to the knowledge of the uubappy wife, ahe became depressed be yond manure, upbraided her hnshand with kis perfidy, and threatened divorce. This rendered the husband d*wpernte, and, op-nly a*owisg his attachment, took Catherine Hon gels into his domi cile. Becoming discontented with tliu condition of things, Schurmun dccidod U|K>n emigrating to America, and came to this country. He returned in 1A49, and g-atlienng together what property he could, departed iu 1850 for the United State*, in toapaay with Catharine Hen gels. Before his departure, his wife iu st tut- d suit fordivoreu. t>* the arrival of Scliurman in Amer ica he proceeded to Iuisville, where he took nr> hia residence, and sued for a di vorce from his wife Amelia, which was granted when he immediate]? married the woman who had eloped with him. situg of short horn ctit tlc ; or that a man located wituiu 20 unit • of New York or l'uiladelpliia, anu upon hiuda admirably adopted to the production of vegetables aud small fruit, should sew every square vard of it to wheat aud rve ; this should strike any thinking and intelligent person as the height of absurdity. Aud ytl bluudrrs equally senseless are made by not a few farmers, aud are |erarvered in from yW to year. Again, que would suppose that when an intelligent farmer raw all bis neighbors aud every body eUc'a neigh boia turning exclusive attention to pork raising, that it weuld he a good time for him to raise corn, meanwhile emitting nothing eaentisl to sternly and uniform mhvi-ss. But observation proves that aueli men are rare, aud th result ia that very soon everybody has uiorv hogs than his own crops will supply, and com has goue up quite lievond reach far profitable feeding. l>r tfoyt rays he once knew a farmer in Ohio who started out uudcr the guidauee of tba rule always to de Just what las neighbors pretty generally did nut do. lie was not far from Iwing a philosopher. The neighbors are still plodding aud grumbling. The philueo plier l as added farm to farm, owns hia thousands in bank stock, and fiuds no difficulty iu keeping hia tem(>er. Another farmer has flourished nearly aa well in the practice of doiug what hia uciglibota did, bnt doing it first. He was the leader of fashion in sgnottllure. and wa always reedy to discard the model be had given about the time the majority adopted it. During the late low prices of wool, when so many sheep-meu became disgusted, and eituer slaughtered their flocks or sold them out of (lie State ut a n, or upon bow, beam or quarter. The prodigious hill of foam which lirr stem piles up wheu under way, washes, as was expected, clean over her forward deck, aud she is often submerged sflj bat her massive mid section rides quietly enough, aud thoee on IxNirrl her when anchored in the rol ling tide wny nt Hpitlieed, aay tli.it she uui "steadier than the house* ashore." Mlie turns with ge*t reedineaa aud in a a smalt circle, aud her speed, aa proved in sit trials along the measured mile, ia not only equal to the promise of her de signers, but it existedi expectation. The mighty engines during this island of irou with an indicated power of 6,SOU horaae. with seventy-seven revolutions per minute, got fifteen knot* and a half out of the ship, and her mean rate at full ilon is thirteen koota and three-quart-- era. Here, therefore ia a craft which is vulnerable on'y to a very few guns, has the swiftness of a mall packet, and the bandiuess—thanks to her twin screws— of a tug. while she could utilise these qualities to hurl U|>oa the aide* of an opponent the awful force of all her ten thoussud tou moving with the velocity of a spear. On board this remarkable man-of-war there are uo leas than thirty four distinct and separate engines, an J, indeed, the value wtiieli she represents is as serious aa her fighting capacity What remains to be learned ia the Mia viorof the ugly giant in a real Biscay gale; aud whether or no the eui at, aid at one time within one bond red yards, at which distance, by means of opera-glasses, it eutid be tee® very distinctly. When nearest, the aea ooald be plainly noticed running off its neck end tbe back of He bead an it doee from a low flat rock which baa been *al merged by tbe wave* Tbe cartes into which it threw itself were auppoaad to j be for tbe purpose of exposing as much of the body as possible to the air, as when muring rapidly it appeared to be perfectly straight Borne of the party thought that the tumuli of water kbout the neck *a* caused by a laabiotf motion at of a mane, but nothing of this kind waa dearly distinguish**!. The head appeared flat, and the observer* could see distinctly the chin. Borne thought they ooald distinguish a bUck fin stick ing np, bat of this they were not certain. ID the distance tbe enter waa black. Tbe writer mils attention to the close resemblance of thia animal in ita general character to the sea-serpent ao frequent ly reported a existing to tbe Norwegian fiord*, and states that tbe resemblance heretofore noticed to a string of VssrraU, one alter the other, was Tcry Striking. The idee of this being a school of j**r poaea was considered entirely absurd, m the water was perfectly dear, and the undulations were occasionally quite fixed for aoms seconds. The elongated bead j and neck were always manifest. Oe aaionailr the greater part of the body would sink below the surface, leaving the head and neck exposed. Mr. Boeklaod, in commenting upon this communication, refers to rations drawings, figures, and descriptions of early writers as being corroborated in ever* respect by the account just given ; and he thinks that the coasts of Norway and of Northern Scotland are certainly inhabited by bring creatures which, for the want of a letter name, may be called great tea-snake*. Tbe Bed Ben. A writer ia the Londpn Jfiwi remarks that the Bed Sea is father noted for be ing hot, but the greatest heat ia said to be in August and the early days of Sep tember. There are burning deserts on each side of the aea, and the hot air from them is must intense in this month, and mast come by whatever wind may chance teldow. • • • • * ,*| Sleeping on deck becomes the fashion, ind every night increases the number of what seems corpses laid out in rows. At last, as we get near the middle of the Red Sea, the ladies find it impossible to exist in the cabins below, and they have their beds brought on deck. Wiping the perspiration from the face and neck is the only jwsuible occupation. If you try to write, great drops gather and come down with a splash on the paper as if from a thunder cloud. Men with bald heads seem always to have a crop of pearls coming np through the akin. All the pores ol the body seem like j* i ual fountains of water. The sight on the forecastle is very striking at night. There are the crew of Lascars, and the seedy Wallahs, or negroes, who do the : stoking—soor fallows, they come up from their fiery Gt henna gasping, at times fainting, in this climate. The ; stewards also take refuge on the fore •astie. and it ia the only plsce for Hie , second-class passengers, and among them there are two Chinese women, a : Malay woman, end a group ef ayahs from Ceylon, Madras, and Calcutta. There are twe Jewa from Singapore, an ' English groom in chat ere of a horse, and a few others, a different chra, who can net afford to pay first-class fans. All come on the forecastle, except a lady or two, who do not like he thick crowd ing of the fire pen*, !*r the whole place is a mas* of human beluga. Tbe beat is [ far toe great for fun, singing, or even conversation. Everyone lays himself down to rest, and remains there absorb ed with his own sensations till sleep gives him complete repose. TThere evpr there ia a spot where a man can put his body the place ia soon filled. The "Fat" .Sheep. Some twenty-five years ago, when I waa pastor of a church ia ■ I took occasion one evening to attend a social | meeting in the church in that place. A* is tbeir custom on such occasions, one after another rose and gave in his or her experience. After some time a man in humble circnmatanoc*, small in stature, and with an effeminate, squeaking voice, rose to give a piece of his experience, which was done in the following manner: " Hrrthern, I bare been a member of the chttroh for many year* I have seen hard times ; my family haa been much afflicted, but I nave for the first time in my life to see my pastor or any of the trustees of thia clinrch cross the thres hold of my door." No sooner had he uttered this part of his experience than he was suddenly in terrupted by one of the trustee*, an aged man, who rose and said in a load, firm voice: "My dear bretber, yon must pnt the devil behind you." Ou taking his seat, the pastor in charge quickly rose, and also replied to the little man as follows : < My dear brother, you must remem ber that we shepherds are sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Whereupon the little man rose again, and in answer, said, in a very loud tone of voice: • Yea, and if I'd been a /at one, you would have fonnd me long ago." The effect upon the audience can be better imagined than described. MOVING WXST.—Rather the most novel mode of emigration by rail, combining economy and comfort, is an Eastern cotemporary. Attached to a through freight train was a common car, containing a man and bis wife with all their furniture and household goods, be sides their family horse and carry-all. They were emigrating from Boston to Nebraska, having chartered this freight car to take them through for 8300. I they meet with no uncommon deten tions, there seems to be no reason why they may not make a pleasant trip of it. If successful, this may be the inaugura tion of still another new way of doings; and the time may be near at hand when imigrant cars, fitted up with special re ference to the accommodation of emi grant families, may be set a running over our Western railways, and become as familiar to the public as sleeping cars or Pullman's palace! * wMHgTflf IMMNNfIt •- ~j Time is tbt chrysalis of eternity. ■ 'The beat lan for a "poet InsplrnteM). How to put a bono " on bis met tie"- State hi tn. Neckties of very gsy colors are once more fashionable. Dubuque is said to be the best-drained city in the United state*. Bill Shanka aaya that courtship ia| Win, but matrimony is blister. The tools are to be removed from the bridges over the Thames at London. „ What ia that which goes eg the hi end down the hill and yet never moves f The road. Railroads have now three gangs*—* broad gadget a narrow gang*, and a "DoßtetWaka that instead of giving credit to whom credit Is due, tta cash had better be paid- . The b*t conundrum oni: In my nrat my second rat, my third and fourth 1 atef Ana. In mt-I-ate. An Ersalviilc, Indiana, moth* lately sacrificed her own Ule in saving bar child from the fkamea. The remnant of the Beminole tribe in Florida is divided into three families of about twenty persons each. A little girl was lately frightened to death in Michigan by two boys, while cm her way home from school. A Chicago young man waa recently quite smitten by a neighbor's wife. Bhs smote Mm with a roiling pin. A Bt Louis girl has inherited gr./AV 000 from bur betrothed love* who waa an officer in the Spanish army. Trieing to define love is like tricing tew kno how yoo earn tew brake thru the im; all you kno about it ix yu fall in and got docked. Prince Harare, eldest son of tho Khedive of Egypt, who has finished bis Oxford career, will soon depart cm a three years' totur around tbe world The gilded gambling saloons at Ems are dosed, to the great indignation of many old habitue*. The royal degree forbidding further gambling waa read on Hie 'Jfito of September. They will haw the gospel preached ia peace at Yovknlle.Tenn.. if they have to fight for it. A gentleman named Sterkey waa promptly shot on the spot for dis turbing n meeting three. The blossom can not tell what betwrare of its odor, and no man can tell what become* of his influence and cramp!*-, that roll away from him, and go beyond his ken on their perilous miasma. Strange to ray, Louis Napoleon desires to take u his abode in Germany, and has asked the German Government if be might do so. Be was answered that his presence tore* would be unwelcome. The effects of the suppression of the liquor traffic are already visible in Dan bury. A woman who one month ago handle knew where to get bread for her children, now bass complete set of new Jewelry. At one of the New York np town cbumhes a slate, containing a list of the weddings to be raMbreted during the wedl, is hung in the veatibola every Sunder for the benefit of the young ladies 'of the eeagregatscn. A painter being asked to estimate the cost of painting a certain house, drew forth pencil and paper and made the following calculation : " A naught ia n caught ; three into five twice you can't; ill paint your house for fifty dollars. Sergeant Bates, the American wbe started to walk from Glasgow to London, bearing unfurled tbe flag of his country, ia on his Journey, every where ba is green ed with the ebecre ef the people. 11# re ports that be has in no way been molest ed. These biautiful little crew*area, flying squirrefa, are now bred in cages by the itinerant dealers who display thn in the thoroughfare*. The one* bred in captivity are perfectly tame, allowing themselves to be bandied even by siren- MRBk ♦ Poor Garlotia," tbe ex-Empress of Mexico, is reported to posset a fori una of 15,000,000, which will be inherited by her brothers, the King of Belgium :ind the Count of. Flanders. Her fortune was inherited from Leopold I. of Bel gium. Path and Nilason are now singing in opera at St. Petersburg, and toe friendly rivalrv between toe two stare creates a pleasant excitement. They do not crane into immediate collision, although vying with each other in favorite roles on alter nate nights. " Ma, why donH you apeak f naked little Jake. " Why don't you say anthin' funny f* " What can I ray t Dant vou see I'm bray frying doughnut* t Say something funny, indeed 1 " Wal, ver might sav 'Jake, wont yer bCT a cake f That 'ud be fanny." m Borne practical joker suggwrted through tbe ScuaUjk Americas that rubbing lite beard off with a pumice stone (a file would answer tbe same purpose ®as a much better way than taking it off with a raxor. Some fellow had the nerve to trr it, and the result waa that he got Ms beard off. and akin, too. By an agreement between the two government*, the thaler of Germany will be considered as equivalent to sevenfT-flve cents in United States coin of gold value. A remembrance of thia will be useful in the interchange of money orders between the United States and tbe German empire. Colonel Titos C. Bice, a reeloae who tuul been living on an old barge at For tress Maura* 1 since the war, committed suicide by shooting himself through the head. Some twenty year* ago he waa a prominent citisen of Richmon J, Vi, and colonel of the famous M Black Morse Cavalry. M The fatoer of a boy whose reracify is not so marked as bis back, asked the teacher why it waa his eon didn't hare a better acquaintance with figures, and was considerably electrified when the teacher tenderly observed, "I really don't know, unless it is because figures won't lie." Mr. Cornell continue* to lavish money upon bis university. He has commenced the building of an extra workshop for the purpose of supplying the manual labor students with increased means of earning a support. It will be provided with machinery and an expert foreman aa teacher. A smart lad in San Antonia, Texas, recently took his stand by the side of a Mind organ-grinder, nml, hat in hand, solicited alms. When his hat was nearly filled by tbe sympathetic pasaess-by, he walked off leaving the orginist grinding away, utterly ignorant of the whole transaction. The Prussian Government has decided that the dames an Sac re Ccsor de Dteu, an Order implored chiefly in the relig ions instruction of Catholic girls and children, ia to be considered as akin to the Jesuit Order under the late act, and the members are consequently to be expelled forthwith. When a man thinks that nobody cares for him, and that he is alone in a cold and selfish world, he would do well to ask himself what he baa done to make anybody care for and love him, and to warm the werid with faith and generosi ty. Generally those who complain the most have done the least TBI CUT or lion*.—Since Rome be came a seat of government it baa, like Berlin, greatly increased in population, and the demand for booses necessitates the ionnatkm of entire new streets. In the excavations and lerelings now being made the most interesting discoveries, have been made. Not a sewer is ting nor foundation laid without the work man's pick coming upon rare objects of art or t lie debria of monuments ; among these are mosaic pavements, tombs, marble and bronze statues, inscriptions, pillars, baa-reliefs, etc., the remains of ancient monuments, known and un known, and an abundance of tools, medals, jewels and other small articles. A better field could scarcely present itaeif just now to the study of the aremologisfc and antiquarian, for the his tory of ohl Rome is written in her soil, and every step upon it remind? the traveler of Byron's fervid exclamation : " Stop ! for you tread upon * empire's dust.''