Too Presuming. Said shs, " Frsy toll ras, if jroa Ml, Why mm *o bashful art ? They fall ia lore, and dream, and sigh, And worship u* afar ; But when they strivs to toll the tale, They etutter, heaitete—and fail! " We ladies like a man, yon know. One not afraid to apeak - " And here t thought a blush appeared Upon the maiden 1 * cheek. Then to myaelf I aaid, "I as* Thie maiden* heart belong* to m." Then ont I apak*: " Oh, ltd/ flair, My bo&rt, my life ia thine I And since I boldly apeak tny lore, Pray wilt thou not be mtne V " Nn, Sir!" aaid ahe, with wondcnaj star* Strange, how preauming JUH men are I" Thinking Aloud. at mewKHT*. Tea. it's best I ahoutd go away ! TU laara him to hor ftir a while— Forever, marine -who carta ? H"U miaa my old wan amile. And perhaps the handa that hare alwaya twen ready to do for him. But 1 wont l< a block in hia way I I fan •>* though my eye* art dun. Thirty -two year* come autumn lVc been hu> own true wife. W*Ve had our differing* aometimee, but now a action* strife. Ft* worked and planned, and helped bm to all that he own* to-day, ( And he'a seemed like a part of me alwaya, ever eincc we were children at play. flow happy we were that winter we bred in the little log-house! Only two room* and a cellar, bnt everything sung a* a mouse. And Neddy, our Aral, was bora there, and John waa so glad he cried. And my heart, it just ran over with a wifc'j and a mother'a prulc. He wrote our frienda in X*w Hampshire how well we were getting on, t of all the crop# he raised, the beat was the little One. And 1 laughing !- fooiiah old woman— my dull eye* all allow Over a comething that happened thirty long years ago! The children have grown up and left ua; two in the graveyard lie. The others have married and settled. We're alone again—John and I. And he loved me till thia bad woman can. > here to break rav heart. And now it ia beat that I leave him—better for ce to part. She it a wonderful aingcr—ahe makes the old house nrg. And there's something about her reminds me of a wild bird on the wing. And her face look* good and fconeet; yea- in ■pile of her aril ware— For the sake of my dead daughter, IU aay that much in her praise. *• Friendship," I think they call it. He was always a handsome man. And he has good k anting, and argue, as wed! a* a lawyer can. Hia years sit lightly on him, while I am thic and gray; Bnt my apir.l ia young, and it lores him. And— so—l will go away. m go to my Jtar old Hampshire— 111 go to m; mother a grave, lad HI Set my wck heart break there in one great soUbrng ware. The tea little ream that are left me will drag their season on, Till death shall come, and in heaven maybe ITI find my John! Here's shirts and stockinga to last him—pro viding I never eme hack; And Biddy will see to the house. There's noth ing that hell lack— Falsaa. w heir he ha* his headaches, he may _ well, he always said That no medicine ever helped him like my hands upon his bead. IH take this picture with me. It looks as hi did the day We stood up in church and were—o\! •' Weil, wifey, what is to pay ? I thought I heard yon a-enrin'! So, don't you budge— not an inch— Till yon teli me what's the matterl Old wifry, what ia the pinch I " Cr.ria* over this scarecrow—no wonder! look at his hair! Plastered over his temples!—his—well—then r~ there— there— I heard it all my sweetheart, and what an old fool I've been, To l. t you think I was travdin' straight to sncb meanness and sin 1 " She's only my brother's daughter, and she no, you needn't apeak! She's ia lore with a decant young fellow, and will marry him this week. Brother Tom—yoa kaow the skinflint—is dead set against—there- there- Ton shall finish your cry in my bosom ! I hain't been, dear, quite fair. " I shouldn't have told you. But secrets are hard tor a woman to keep 1 I knew it would fret yon, Jaaey, end rob yon of needful sleep! "Sosuch thing?' But, sweetheart, I can prove it tc yon, you aeo. For yon faib-d to keep this secret—tV depth of lan l dearly. "Well, I don't mean that I want to give up Hiram. I only wish he was a city mer chant instead of a farmer, and as rich as your husband is. that is all." "And that is a great deal. Jenny, if yonr wish could be grouted, do you know what your life would be?" said Mrs. Yon Howth coldly. "What yours is, I suppose. What any lady's is in your position." "But what is that life ? Do you know ?" "How should I?" "It is a weary one, Jenny, with mere genuine hard work In It than bs all jrentreat ing f butter tad ehesss." "9 ! Margaret." "And O! Jenny, Mieve me, mv den-, there arc no pe< pie 03 esrth who work bar 1- FRED. KURTZ, Editor and Proprietor VOL. V. •r than the tashtooahlo who have only ihcir anmteiucau to provide for .t long. lout; life o(* more amusemoat. l a dog's lli'r, Jem , at the M," "I aliould like to le convinced f It by actual experience." said Jenny, doubting!) "So 1 said and thought once. 1 have been convinced that it fe all vaultt sad vexation ot spirits, mv dear." "Rut how f" persisted Jenny. von 11 v* iii the la-klouabte world i,>u tuust do a* the lashlonabh- war Id does. Y.u iuu*t rise and dres*. and hop, and lunch, and dress again and drive then dreas again audappwvr at cetlaiu toll*, parlies, (Muwrit, exact h. as yotir frieuus do, or he voted Its tin, and out of the world altogether. You, my poor Jenny, who are by uo means ibod of fine .Reuses, what would vuu do at a UshtonaM* watering-place in the holiest day* ot August witli five change* of toilet between morning and night, am! a French ladv'a uiaid lo tyi anniso over you all the timet" " florrers f" eiacniated J*an> "Rill* that you must go to in spit* of fa tigue ; partus that you must go to in spite of the heat; calls you mud make on people yon dc|yst ; 01 Jenu>, 1 would far rather '• at Louie with the butter and cheese, if 1 were you." Jenny was *ilent Here wa* the side ol the brtchi picture ah* bad never seen or dreamed of before. "You love your httkbaud, Jwuny?" said her friend, after a time Jenny opened her eye* wide. "Loie him ! Why. isn't he my husband ff was the reply. Mr*. Von Howth laughed. "Some women in society might think that a reason why you shouldn't love him ! ' she said, dryly. "And he love* you also *" "1 should die to-morrow if I thought he JU not." "Tut, child ! People leave this world when f all her wealth and luxury, should seem so -ad ; she wondered no longer now. To he the wife of a man who bad no lore than this for a proud and setnuMc woman ? Jennv turned with tears iu her eyes to meet 'he stalwart husband at.he came from the Held. "Well, little woman," he cried ; and then die got the hearty kire fur which she was looking. Yes. Margaret was right. The batter aud cheese were of little consequence when loVe like this made her task easy to endure And the rosy-cheeked lit tie woman bent foodly down over her "Hiram," as he tlung bimselidown on the porch seat, and Canned bim, brwtsht him lemonade, and uiade liim thoroughly happy and at test. Poor Margaret! Happy Jennv ! Never igaln would she wish to be more—only a fanner's wife. XXWSIUPKKS. —Their value is by no means appreciated, but the rapidity with which people are waking up to their ne cessity ami uelulness is one of the signifi cant signs ol the time*. Few (amities are now content with a single newspaper. The thirst for knowledge is not easily satiated, and books, though useful—yea. absolutely necessary in their place, fad to meet the demands of youth or age. The village newspaper is eagerly sought and its con tents e. eagerly devoured. Then comes the demand lor the county news. Next to the political come the literary and then the scientific journals. Lastly, and above all, come the moral and n llgious journals. The variety is demanded to satisfy the cravings ol the active mind. Newspaper* are also valuable to material prosperity. They advertise the village, xmnty or locality. They spread before the reader a map on which may be traced character, design, progres. II a stranger calls at a hotel, he first inquires for the village newspaper; if a friend comes from a distance.the very next thing after a fam ily greeting, be inquires for your village or countj newspaper,and you fivl discomfited d you are unable to find a late copy, and confounded if you arc compelled to say you do not take it. The newspaper is just as necessary to fit a man lor his true position in life as food or raiment. Show us a rag ged, barefoot loy lather thin an ignorant one. Hi* head will cover hi* feet in alter life if he is well supplied with newspapers. Show us the child that is eager for IIPWS papers. Ife will make the man ol mark in sfter life if you gratify that desire for kDowiedce. Other things bein r equal it is a rule that never lads. Give the children newspapers. PrritoLßCM OILM. —ln a recent report on these oils, Professor Chandler gives the following as the cheapest process lor making an oil that will not flash, thati*, emit an inflammable vapor below 100° F. 1 Run off the naphtha down to Ik, instead of 65° to 02°, the usual point. 2. Then expose the oil in shallow tanks to the eun, or difluse daylight, for one or two days. The increased dispunao of this pln of refining would not reach more than three or foui cents per gallon. This addition would lie cheerfully paid by the consumer, to insure liiuiM If and his wife and children, from horrible death. But the refiner sa/s, I cannot get the advanced price, because the con sumer does not know my oil is safer than the cheaper article. This is trne, and our only hope is in strict laws, rigidly enforced, which will make it a crime to sell an unsafe oil. fwDiAse.—The Pi-Utc Indians arc a practical people. One of their medicine men said that when ho died, if the Indians would cut him to pieces the pieces would unite again immediately, aud he would ascend into the heavens in a cloud of smoke. tTliis was too much for Indian curiosity to stand, and a bystander dis patched the doctor with a blow of his knife. The body was then cut to pieces, hut, much to the disgust of all preaent,flie remains of the poor wretch refused to move, and were left on the ground as foed for the wolves. THE CENTRE REPORTER. Cornering Farm Products ; There may have been in the past a liuio when a speculator could appro*) Iml| vih MM IMIIMy It the cM. I ! amount of wheat, corn, *r pork which could ho thrown ujh'h the market, hut I that doe* not exist now. The area ol i cultivated larnf is so much greater nud the crop*so tirtn-h mere \ari<*d that uo ! such estimate can now he made. The | Western pe pie have learned a lea-on I from the exjwrituiee of the past, and j they now so vary the good crops of their faitus tint most of thctu are uo longer; i absolutely dependent upon the one grain, j corn, or wheat There is a point of price I beyond which the farmer thinks it good economy to eat some other food and sell this or that article. There i* a point in i price beyond which the fanners knows \ it >s useless for tutu to hold his product. Then the multiplication of railroads en ables the formers rapidly to concentrate their salable articles at any one point where the price may 1h highest. The great wheat corner of Chicago was an ; instance of these facts. Never before i was a speculation gotteu tip with so little j foresight. Ibe earth uiay IK> said to i have groaned with the httrdriaof grain j and fruits she waa hriuging forth, and j j the very men engaged in this wild op- j , oration are among those who boast that! , more thau one-filth of the railroads of . j the United States ex uter ut Chicago. It may truly lie said that from the four quarters of the earth the golden grain euuie pouring into that city as the price per bushel touched 81.55 ; for wheal was i even shipped back from Buffalo, and i the vast resources of the railroads be j came vrondcrfullv apparent. It is stated [as an instance of this that uu of these ' great lines brought to the city iu one j day 1,(500 car-loads of grain. It would seem that with such experience and such ' I resource* plainly evident, the Chicago' I operators would lie slow to enter the tiehl' | of speculation in any agricultural pro . duct, but wo have from there the iatclli ' gene* that they are now engaged in the ' [ eflort to corner pork. The prospective success of this new . < corner is based upon the fact that Chi- ' 1 cago demands iu*ss j>ork to be of a cer tain staudaul; that there are now only j 'about 121,000 barrels in the city, and |i that all in Cincinnati is controlled by i three firms, and that these two stocks .ire the large proportion of w hat ia in I' this country. Tue true standard for I judging the proapccta of the success i f ' .my comer is the certainty of n demand, i < Iu this light the preseut Chicago corner i is evcu more illy planned than the one no < ' lately collapsed! The corn crop throngb- j i out the whole country is very large, and i in most sections the wild mast is excel- j i lent. The patato bag has been, com- , i paied with last year, almost harm less to that great food crop ; the producti >u of i molasses from vanons sources has ia- < creased ; the time of the Tear when ; i work ceases is at hind, and the number , 1 of hogs in thec*uutry has increased over - 2,000 in the last yeur. There is no other so cheap mode of transporting a bushel I of com to market as when condemn d i into fat of a hug s sides, hence with 1 abundant corn it can readily be seen that - the farmers of the \V. st will rapidly turn their corn into hog flesh, and iu view of 1 cheap corn and high priced |K>rk will j 1 spare from their farm stock a few more ; i than originally intended for this purpose, j i This will m iken plethora of pork sup- t ply ; but it may be contended that it I w ill not le put np at Chicago standard. • or rather that the rule"* of the clique will contend that it is not of prime qual ity. On this point, firstly, St. Lmis will bur if Chicago does not, aud thence the American market will lie supplied. Again, buyers may choose to niAo a Mumlanl of their own and not take ns n finality the dictum of the Chicago clique. In amcmbcr not to measure a child's trials by your standard. "As one whom hi* mother eomforUth." said the inspired writer, anil beautifully does ho convey to lis the deep, faithful love that ought to be found in every woman's heart, the unfailing sympathy with all her children's griefs. Wnen I see children going to their father for comfort I am sure there is something wrong with their mother. Let the memorus of their childhood lie as bright as yon can make them. Grant them everr innocent pleasure in your |>ower. We havo often felt our temper rise to see how csrelessly their plan* wero thwarted by older persons, when a little trouble on their part would have given the child pleasure, the memory ol which would last a life-time. Lastly, don't think a child hopeless because it la-trays some very liad habits. We have known children that seemed to have been born thieves and liars, so early did they display theso undeniable traits ; yet we have lived to sec those same children become noble men and women and orna ments to society. We must confess they had wise, affectionate parents. Aud whatever else you may be compelled to deny your child, by your circumstances in life, give it what its nioi-t values plenty of love. SECRET KEEPERS.— Never tell a secret to any one it vr*i can avoid it. Keeping •secrets is a.duty but few persons have learucd to perforin. There are none so fond of secrets us those who do not mean to keep them; sncli |Krsonscourt secrets as a spendthrift courts money, for the purpose of circulation. It is foolish and unwise to tell your secrets to people who have no particular interest iu your wellfare. There are many persons who seek to gain the confidence of others, iu order to have something tu talk iilmut. It is always best to keep your own coun sel, except in such matters as yon feel incompetent to decide for yourself. In such instances it would be well to seek advice from sncli persons as 3011 nro cer tain you can trust and rely upon. Go to some true and tried fiiend, who knows fully the circuinstances in which you are placed, and you will often find them of individual aid to you in forming an opinion, or settling some doubtful point, but unless you have this object 111 view, keep your secrets locked within your own breast, if you wish them to remain unknown to the woild. A FAULK. —Several monkeys were con fined iu one cage, being separated by bars. When their food was placed bo fore them, every moukey but one neg lected his own food and sought to rob his neighbor, wliilcnn old fellow of more wisdom than the rest quietly ate from his own diab. " Why do you not do like the rest ?" one of the thieving mon keys asked him one day. "Are you more honest than wet" "I do not know übout that," replied tbo other; "but honest er not, I find that I am fuller fed when ; attend to my ewn dish, while mudh of your food is wasted j in your scramble after what doe* not be- I long to you." CENTRE HALL, CENTRE CO., PA., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1872. Alice C'ary. Tin* beautiful tribute U the memory of n gifted Wv>man, w I lose iwwt and kmiW utterance* will long live in lit* heart* of lite pwijile, wo take from the C'lrisittiH f'iii ON : "Considering the multitude of lior literary engagement*, end the ijnunlity of verse which rlio gaie to the pre** dor tag the twenty i amount of mental flßr which she uiut bum performed w*indeed great, And i vet, busy tu> wus her life, Alice ninny* ; bad a half hour for a friend—seeming greatly to enjoy these break* in her I working hour* ; while, to the applicant for ndtice or assistuuce, ahe ever lent a willing eitr. "Thin road in en* of sympathy opened | the gate* to a wide wort of eharttv, and J during the last years of her life slio be i name, in a confidential wnv, the dispenser of aid, encouragement ami advie# to nu ! extent which even i hardly realise or measure. Wus it a woman out of work ? Alice placed work :in the williug hand*. Was it a sick family in need of food or attendance • Alice wus the good angel who brought peace into the sad room. Waft it a young girl going astray ? Alice, the gentle, sympathizing sinter, won the wandering ; feet into sober paths. Was it a disap - pointed author w ho eame to tell her story of disappointed hones ? Alice, from out j of the store* of tier own experience, drew lesson* which oomforted and en eouraged. She was, indeed, a very Sister of Mercy, and when ahe died, tears were abed for her at many u flreside, in many a lone chamber, wberw her memory now in something very sacred and sweet " deferring to Iter death, tlie writer adds : " lu life, the sisters were inseparable. Their love for each other was very beau tiful to behold. Tnlike in many respect* they were alike in affection and when Alice fell sick. with her last lingering and intensely }maii>ftil iliueaa, I'hutbe was almost her nolecompauion and com forter. She watches) carefully through days. week*, mouth*, of such suffering an, happily, it i not often our lot to witnesa. The disease at first assumed the form of inflammatory rheumatism ; then developed into sciatica, which grad ually drew the liip-soekel apart, Belief was obtained, in the momenta of arutrat agony, only br morphine, injected ; and her bodv finally became* tUx**of puuet urea indicted by the steel of the inject or. It wi* I'lueW* hand which gave the leaser pain to soethe the greater torture, ltrave in her duty, ahe would press the cruel probe iuto the nbrinking tit sh ; and tneu, when sleep followed, she would steal away to her own room to soli her own nerve* iuto subjection. " Death can iu at last, llow greats relief it was to the sufferer cannot be expressed in word*. To Phatbe it was a | real joy—for her beloved one, after sol long agony, had repose. But who can say what loneliness was in her heart ? That beautiful home, ao full of nvtocia tiona of the dead, how inexprearihlv sad mtit have been its very atmosphere i Left to berelf—eourt'ng no compauion ship even with her must intimate friends m l ined to dwell with the dead Earth, and life, aud friends, were no longer tis they were; .and though'she seemed to otUer cheerful and resigned, it was only tooevidrut that I'lkclm.' longed to follow her*Miter gone before. She had not long to wait, for, i reaix month*, she, too, fell asleep. Ponoxtn Bmuj'.—A couple of joiiug I idles from the country raui into I'corio, 111., a few davs ago for the pur* |KMO of attending the Norni.il School, ami having obtained room* on the hi off, took powssioD of tin-in. They had not been in possession long before they found that the rooms were infested with mice aud rale. They therefore procured aome arsenic, and in the evening oue of the Indies spread a piece of bread with butter, and putting on some of the poison, covered the whole with aome sugar. Instead of immediately putting the deadly viand where the annuals she wished to kill would be rnoet tiki ly to get at it, alio foolishly laid it on the table and prepared another piece of bread for herself in the same manndT, of course omitting the arsenic. This piece she laid on the table beside the other, and taking up a book, drew a chair bewide the table and commenced reading. Absorbed in reading and ytf eonsoion* that she was hungry she, without look ing up, reached out her hand aud took what she supposed to lie the huriniews food, llut sh had taken the wrong piece as she suddenly found, and a phy sician was hastily summoned. 110 re mained with the suflerer all night and the nest day until he thought she was out of Jtiuger, although very sick. NEW METHOD or STOBIXO GRAIN*. — A plau has lieon submitted to the French academy for storing wheat in portable sheet iron granaries, in which a vacuum i maintained equal to at least from three to four inches of mercury, this Iwing found sufficient to destroy ull insect life all hough a more perfH*t vacuum is pre ferred), and to insure the evaporation of ntiy moisture in the grain. '1 lie appar atus is of cylindrical form, placed verti cally with convex top and bottom. The top is provided with an owning through which the inlet of grain is led, with n waive pipe through which the air is ex hausted, and witli a gunge by which the degree of exhaustion is indicated. The gram is removed through nn opening in the bottom. 11l an experiment, where living insects were introduced in large quantities with the grain, it was found that they were r.ll killed liefore doing tnis diief, aud at the end of fix mouths the wheat was found to h > in ns flue con dition as at the outset.— N. 1". Dattg BvUetin. DiAyrn>f. Late advices indicate that the African diamond Held-. ore already becoming exhausted, nl that a rise of from ten to twenty per cent, in the pric * of diamondajbas occurred there. Hundreds are said to bo leaving the fields, broken down by disappointment and want, and many seekers have re turned again and again ty research the foixnkcn hillocks. There is one connota tion to those who may lie disappoint) d in their search for gems in our Western Territories ; the land it-self is a mine of wealth, ond is precious stones do not crop up, there are precions metals and minerals enough to reward both miner and capitalist. TKDIAX TROCBLES. —Private advices received from members of LieuU naut Wheeler's exploring party, iLited Fill more, Utah, state thnt their operations arc delayed by hostile Indians. Lieu tenant Denwiddie, Second United States cavalry, in charge of the escort accom panying the party, had au engagement with tlio Uto Indians, near Beaver, in which uino Indians were billed and many wounded. On reaching Desert City, n town of about one hundred and fifty houses, they found that place deserted by the inhabitants, they having fled, with their live stork, to regions oi safety. JOHNSON'S DEFALCATION. —The exami nation into Johnson's defalcation in the U. S. Hub-Treasury Department shows thnt the amount will figure iui as high us 8l8e.(XX), and perhaps #200,000 of this meney Johnson hai some little, if anything, ms losses in Pacific Mail stock being fully #200,00; i. Bo leaves hts family poor. Nome Old-1 luie Frnalt e, Tli old Or ramus allowed akoeu a*ue of humor *v. n iu th* wnnui work of jitiniahiug ofl'eiises, if w* may bwlieva a 'nook lately jinUinlitil in Berlin: The author describee the punish ment* which were inflirto I, in various pat to of (iwrmauA, in roiuo o.tc up to a very recent |xrioi, with the ohject of humiliating the eftlprit, and oAoosiug him to public ridicule. A common puu ihbtnettt was that of going iu prMmiun through the *'ret of u town or village, iu a Ureas covered with image* of sword* whip*, rod*, and other iimtrumcuU of <*or|Mirttl chastiM-mcnt. In Hmw, women who had hcateu their hushauds were nude to ride backwards on a donkey, holding hi* mil. ou which occasion* th i animal waa led through the atrtcU by the htulMud. Tliis custom existed in Uarmstadt up to the middle of tiro sev enteenth century, and w*s ao common (hut a donkev aus kpt alwaya ready for I the purjHoe tu the capital and the neigh ! boring villages. If the vrouian struck > her husband iu audi a manner that he could not waril off the blow, th donkey waa led by the man who had charge of ' him: if not, then by the husband him self. At St. licar, a luiilcr wna ullowcj a certain quantity of wood from the for* ' est beitiiigiug tfie town, in return for which he was lvotiud to supply a donkey to the municipality whenever required (or the rbatiscineut of a scolding wife. Another very old custom was that of puutohiug a henpecked husband by re moving the roof of hia house, on the crouud that a man who allows hi* wife to role at home does not deserve any protection against wind and weather. If two women fought iu public, t icy were each put iu a sort of dosed sentry box which oulr left their bead* exposes] and theu post.nl opjxiMte to each other in the market place, where they remained for an hour, face to f cc, but unable to use their hands or feet. A common punishment foraco'diug wom> n was the "shameful stone," which wus hung round their urck*. This stone was usually iu the i liajw of s Ixvttlc. At Hamburg, lihcler* and slanderers were compelled to stand oo a block, and slttkc themselves three times ou the mouth n> a sign of repentance. Thi* custom still existed thirtv or forty year* ago. Iu some towns t "? : i imef .1 stone*' ws in the shajx- of a lo*f, whence the German saving, "a heavy hit of hreati" (e r* iircrrr 6io-s brvtl). At l.ulwck it *n iu the shape of an oval dudi; and iu other I dares in that of a woman putting out ler tongue. Borli -tones were usually very heavy; uceortling to the Uw of Ih>rtmtiud and Hallierstadt (1548) they were to weigh a hundred-weight i hoar who were wealthy, could purdiaac ex emption from this puuishmeut with a bag full of hop* tied with a red ribbon. LXWTKH'M JOKES Attorneys will hare their joke*. Here is onaby judge Colt, ■if Couucctic-ut: Being ouce opposei! to Mr. S——, then a late member of Coo er.-Hs, be remarked as follows to the jury upon a point of disagreement IK twecn them : " Here my brother 8 and I differ. Now, thta is very natural. Mcu seldom me things in the name light and they may disagiee in opinion iipui tbe simplest principles of the law, and that very honestly, while at the same time neither can see any earthly reason why they should. Aud this is merely lieoaiise they look st different side* of the subject, and do not view it in all its 1 •earing*. Suppose, for illustration, that a man should come in here, and boldly assert that my brother 8 's bead (here he laid his hand familiarly upon the large cbuckle-h*ad of bis op ponent "is a Jesuit/ 1, on the other baud, should tantnUin. and perhaps with equ il confidence, that it is a head. Now, here would lie a difference— undoutrdly an honest difference—of opinion. We might argue alout it till doomsday, and never agrse. You may often are men arguing upon subjects as empty and trifling as this 1 But a third person com ing in, and looking at the neck and shoulders that support it, would say at once that I had reason on my side ; for, even if it was not a head, it occupied the places of one, and stood white a h>-od ought to lie." All this was uttered in the gravest and most solemn manner imngilia' le. The effect was irresistible, and the joke won the case ! RCTORTIXO. —The Washington thmdoy Hrrald is fearful of the ftitere j mrnulis tie enterprise. Here is as imple order to n Tnbvnt reporter, which it looks for ward to with trepidation: "Mr. Scribbler it is currently reported that Tom Tip pler's whisker has strychnine in it; go down to the \intik and draw £SOO. nnd devote yourself to the slndy of Tom Tippler's whiskey; take ten or twelve drinks a day for four or five months; if you live, yonr salary shall be increased 25 per cent.; if yon die we will debit the TYihtnr with a metallic cofiin aud a first class fuoer.tl." <>r innyhtip the order will be this: "Jack Ketch.thc hangman, is said to be s cruel bungler. Yon will go and do something to get yourself hung, and we will hnto a half dozen reporters to criticise on the operation. The old mother will he pot on a half pay pension nnd your successor shall marry your sweet heart.'' A NEW FEnnt.ir.rji TRAD*.—A writer in Tht London Tint'* relates Uiat in the mummy pits ut Backhara, Egypt, he saw iniiny persons busily engaged In search ing out, aiftiug, and sorting femora, tibiie, and other bony lilt* of the human form, which almost crusted the ground thereabout. Nine camels were employed to War these in nets to the riverside, where vessels waited to carry them to Alexandria, whence tbev were shipped to English manufacturers of manure. The trade is brisk, and is said to have been goiug on for years, nnd may go on for many more. It is truly a strange fact to preserve one's *kol#'on for cen turies, in order that there mny be fine Southdown* and Cheviots in a distant land. But then t jypt is always a place of wonders. The German Ayric l'nrist says that a great portion of the flavor of fresh bntter is destroyed by the usual mode of wash ing, and ho recommends s tfioiough knenditig for the removal of the battel milk, and a consequent pressing is ■ linen eloth. Butter thus prepared ac cording to thin authority, is pre-eminent for sweetness of tistc and flavor—quali ties which sre tetaincd for a long time. To improve manufactured butter, wears advised by the same authority te work it thoroughly with free"h c r >ld*isilk, and then to wash it in eletr cold water. SMALL POX. —The India Afrdical (inert t* reports some enses of small r>ox cured by the external application of carbolic acid. The persons concerned were very reluctant to submit to the treatment,but after one or two cures with the ncid and one or two deaths without it tie reluc tance vanished,and now the carbolic acid is reported to lie iu great demand Tie acid was applied to the face and ban la and uext day the erruptions were fouud to have scabbed and dried up. The cures were effected in a few days. When John Adams was ninety years of ago he was asked bow be kept the vigor •f his faculties up to that uge. He re plied : "By constantly employing thm. The wiud of an old man Is like an old horse ; if you would get auy work out of it you must work it ail the time." The Itoudon Baker*. The London Bakers' Htrikn Committee re*. ded that tlio neceaaary mvtioe* should he delivered to the eraployeiw in order that the strike uiay begin. In the meantime the men have issued an ap peallothe public ia which they say: For years pus', as the world is well aware, tb# condition of .the journeyman baker has been a disgrace to hia employ er, a shame to humsuity, and a scandal to civilisation. E luration. sciem-e, and philanthropy have achieved much for all other claa-es, hut in bla case they have don* little or nothing. He i* still the outcast of the industrial yat*-m. the l'uriuh tif the social circle, the oulr arti san who is deprived of hia rest, denied his Sabbath, and doomed to toil in cou fined dungeon*, the hatid atmosphere of which is as fatal to life aB the poison ous br< ath of the back hole of Calcutta. Government inspectors have derouueed the evil* surrounding him as most bane ful and drmoraltxiug; and medical men have atflrme.l that he ia a prey to the moat debilitating uifluene ■*, and hi* term of life the briefest of all claxMes iu a acntcnee, that lie is murdered hv long hours and excesaivw toil. For bim there is no rcsiuta. llis existence is that of a dog. He scarcely knows what it ia to enjoy a night's rcpese. His sleep is a "pitch" in the heated bakehouse, his bad the hoard upon winch the bread was made, and when h* roes front his hard couch, hi* sweat and teats literally min gle with the ingredients of which the staff of life is manufactured, and which the public are compelled to cat, Th* Sabbath cuims. but ootnr* ti" tiabbaih day to him, and thus, yar after year, he drags out a miserable, monotonous existeare, laboring sixteen, eighteen snJ tweuty hours a day, at a wage which a sweep or scavenger would refuse, until his health fails, aud a premature death terminates hia sufferings. Will any Christian man say that th* operative ba ker ought to be satisfied with such an iniquitous system? When all other trade* arc obtaining increased pay and reduced hours, is lie alone to be con demned to sleepless night*, rnwivc toil, low wages, disease, nud death? Or taiulv not. Tha "appeal" admits that th* men may be vtuiqtitohod, as they are poor and their employers are rich, hut (they sayj bettor they should be ieduced to dock Laborers and scaveogcre than si leu t- Iv submit to ah mdaa* more degraditu: Aian that which the E "yptians imposed upon the IsradiU-a. lb-Iween bondage aud starvation there is little scope for cliuice; but of the two it is better to die from want than to linger on a miser able existence in slavery, a curse to our selves anil accursed by our fellow men They have, however, faith "in the great heart of humanity," RrvxtNO nc I>EBT.—There it nothing that make* a man more contemptible in hit own ejrathan owing tnooev when 1u- cannot pay it He feel* that lie is in a false jH>Mtion ; thai iustcaJ of ranking with the portion of wdrtt he ought to take hit position with the mmneat i !aaea, for he it walking about mider false colors in other people's clothes, feeding, surreptitiously from other pimple's table*, bring in homos, lodging, and using furniture that do not belong to him, und that if be wera to act like an honest man, and par for what he has. he inn*t dross leas, cat plainer food, and dwell in back streets : be would then he a far more respectable man than the""*- imp who willfully Itu-tin debts which ct tiie time he kliosa he cannot par. Many an honest man is brought into .Hltold embarrassments br an extravagaw and thoughtless family, 1 and by tbe rwrnicioiis v>trm of long creilit retail ui'-ivbant. Nun thU systi m vA buying <>u credit is sim ply rtiiuotia, and reaJly creates habits of extravagance ; it seems ao easy to look forward to meeting a -payment which is six mouths' distant ! K<-ep ont of debt, uiy friend, l'ay cash for ererr article wuich yon or your family require, and regulate your expenditure according to your income, t-iu.-tiug nothing to the future which the present cannot proeide for. Better a little privation now, than debt and ruin hereafter. A HAIA or TOKTTR*.—Junius Henri Brown, in a sketch "Down the Danube,' aaya : The*Kithhau% or Town-hall, of Ilatisbou, a gloomy aud ungraceful pile, was mostly built in the fourteenth cen tury. The imperial diet held its sessions tliere from 1063 to 1800, and the saloons of the diet have not licen altered, and still contain the benches, ana chain*, and tables used by the embassadors. The di-mal dungeons in which prisoners were tortured are aliown for a fee ; and on going into them I noticed the beach of ttie judge, protected by au iron grat ing lest he might be killed—as he de setved to lie—by Ihe miserable wretches in whose sufleriug he delighted. There are the ruck, the wheel, the thumb screw, the spiked heimet, the burning pincers, the fiery cowl, the straining cord, the lioiic-eriishcr, the fiery furnace aud all the implements of torment which we blush to think were freely used by onr ancestors a little more than a century ago. The collection of devilish devices for producing pain is larger at Kaitsbon than at the Nation 1 Museum in Munich, or the Arsenal in Venice. Tim HRAT. —Ia it possible to convince the public that the post summer was really a vcty comfortably cool one ? It may lie. since September breezes liave now cooled the blood, and the rtmtn brnnet of heat is not hent. Certain statis tics, which purport to come from the United Stn'ea Armory at Springfield, indicate that the summer of 1872 was not so very n-msrkable for heat. The avefugu temjerrttiire for the four month* of May, June, July, nnd August, in 1868, was 68 degrees; for 1860, 65 degrees; 1870, 70 degrees; 1871, 66 degrees ; 187*2, 69 degree*. The average for Jnne this year was ft'J 1-3 degrees, while in 1870 it was 72 degrees. The average for July was 74f degrees, while in 1870 it was 75 degrees, and in 1868 77 degrees. The Augu-t average this year, up to the 28th, waa 75 degrees ; in 1870 it was 74 degrees, and the other years two or three degrees less. • A Us* ron OLD Mritnt.-Tktre is no economy in using old muslin where it can te exposed to much wear, bat for some purpose* It i "as good as new." A lady writes Heart'i and Home that for years sbe has made her partialiy-woin sheets into simple window curtains. From the cen ter of the sheet sbe tears the worn portion; this leaves two strips, eacli of two and one half yards in length, and from three fourths of a yard to a yard in width. She then sew* the two selvedge edges together, and turns the raw edges back to for in a feain. Arua It ia pretty and frss - j Kieept ia the promise she's Joel made u> tot. j Tta a band to bo fondled, and petted, and j klaaad, When racaeed in white kid, on •msety's Had; j Wis a band Ui be held, and ba levsd, with tb* reel, When tbo glow's thrown aatda and IfcMSsbody'* at r**L Tia a band in sdwreity, sorrow, nr sore - When ibo brain burn* with bvar, or chills u> j iba air— T.a a band to smooth wrinkles and banlab tbt pain, Whcu Ugbu arc burnsd km, and life"* brcatb on tbo nam*. Tla a baud lor tbo d oath-bod, to ukr lb* Uat pledge, Wlu-u iba grave ywno la>*Uiag, at lb Dnatb at ita edge— With a future unknown, and Iba bnngristt nod Ia watting to bide aU tbal'a not gone to Ood. 'Tta a band (ur Ua bridal, to give aii the tbraat j rbat a Ufa baa lawn given, aa stans una i< ; ■MI IViib tbe heart, and (be life, and tbe faith, and j the name, And all tbe food tribute ita owner can elatnt. J f89988H8889HR89 A Western Incident. A target ahool waa a grand thing among j , the rough pioneer* ; there were some } visitor* from beyond (he tnoncUina, an 4 j each rifleman waa particularly anxious to j hsplav his ott accomplishment before the strangers. Mtka Fink vrns among: them—the very prince of marksmen, i Hut on thia oomai4.it he wa* unusually quite aud retirent. After exhibiting their nkiU by "cut-; ling tbe center," to tbe satisfaction of Use visitors, it csae to Fink's turn to j perform the gtaud final feat of the oeca-' ■ion. This rousi*ted in netting n tin cup on ! the head of one of the party, and placing | him at the distant* of lift; pace*, about- j ing the cup ofl the heal of the person j supporting it. Mike ae usual selected , Joe Ktevena aa cap bearer. All knew hie skill, and no one would have bout*- j I *d to have performed the service. They j did not know, however, that but a abort j lime before thia Mike had fallen out; with Joe, and had patiently waited the I time for hi* revenge. Joe accepted tbe j honor with alacrity.especially gratified at j Mike's oummeodatery remarks, a* he re- j unrated him to perfotm the service. . 1- ink expressed himself confident that* he conld " ping the foremost side of the ; cup, provided Joe would hold it up, for j be alius liQd kind o' stidy like." Tbe distance was measured—the cup- j bearer took his station; the shiuing hel- j met was placed upon his head. Mike , took bis •* peg," pricked hi* flint, prim- j ed his firelock, poia.nl bis rifle, took aim , end fired. The ball crushed through tbe j brain of his former friend and comrade, and Joe Stevens fell prone to the earth i and expired without a groan. Mike's vengeance was satiated, lint Joe bad a brother there that day. He, as well aa the other person* pre sent knew that " Mike Fink had played fouL" Scarcely has tbe the light smoke ' wreath from Mike's fatal rifle vanished ' into thin air, when Dick Stevens, the j brother of the murdered Joe, brought j his uneriing rifle to liaar upon the mar-; deter, and in an inatanta ball waa crash- j ing through the skull of Mike Ftuk, and he fell dead in his place at the peg from i whence be had sent the measenger of death to a fellow being only a K*J| seconds before. A deep and wide pit was dug, mod into it llic rud btcki'Mxlnira lowered the lifeless form* of murdered ami murderer aud there—through long age* forgotten —the two silently moulder to dusL What "A Boj" Enows About Lobsters. Whea a lobster shakes hands with you. you always know when it takes hold, and are exceedingly pleased when it pets done. They here small features, and lay no claim to good looks. Whew they loco inote. they resemble a email boy shuffling off in his father's boots. They are back ward, very. They even go ahead back ward. They occasionally have a row like people, and in the mrtit lose a mem ber, but have tke faculty of growing out another. The prvcewa is patented both in this country and in Europe, which ac connts for it not coming into general use with the human lobster, to to apeak. A lobster never come* on ehore nnlesa he is carried by loroei. They are afflicted with but one disease, and that is boil*. There is more real exoitement in harpoon ing a whale, or in having the measles, than there is in catching lobsters. The fisherman provides himself with a small hen-coop, and places in it for enticers several dead fish. He then rows bis boat to the lobster ground (which is water), and sinks his coop to the bottom, and anchors it to a small buoy (one from ; eight to leu years will do), and then goes home. When he feels like it again, aay in the course ol s week or so, he goes j hack anil pulla his poultry house, and if he has good success he will find the game inside the coop. As an article of food, the real goodness of the lobster is in the pith. Very few persons relish tbe skin, and physicians sav it is hard to digest. We, therefore, take the lobster and boil it until it is ready to eat. Nothing is better for colic than boiled lobster. It will bring on a 1 esse when cucumbers have failed. For j a sudden case, we advise them crumbled j in milk. Eaten at the right time, and in proper quantities, lobster stands second . to uo fruit known. I NPIAN SCALP DANCE.— A correspon dent of the Denver A'W snys, ufler tbe etiquette was over, the llanache Cues showed ua what was their pleasing cus tom whenever a good and glossy scalp fell into their hands, by dancing a scalp danoe, shouting, screaming, drumming and y riling, while an old, bagganl aud wriuued squaw kept the old Ducks to their work, by joining in the breakdown and wotking* assiduously in tbe semi religious o'iservance. It was all a weird, strange and uuusual sight, and the dirt, the creepers and the stolid indifference of the average Indians disapjeared en tirely from the mind, and iu their place came up very unpleasaut imaginings, of very lively shinning around, should that pack of ferocious, and yet very tame, I yenas tnrn loose upon you. Tliey used up all the breath aud powder and muscle they had, passed in re-view again, and went off oroning some very unmusical air, and all was quiet YALCABI.E lloasEs.—At s lite sale of a horse-breeding establishment in England, one horse, Blair Atbol, the head of the stud, brought 862,500 in gold, and was £urcha*ed lor Germany; the old French irss Oladiateur ssld tor 885,000) another horse, bought tor tl> tutted States, was •old for 810,660. Tbo whole atud of 278 horses, mares and coils, bronght over bait a mrilion dollars. NO. 42. • | Marrying a Title. An American eorrespoopMl writing from the old world, says : I could mention ipor* than ten or 'twelve distinct eases whew Amnrieao girls have given np a bapOT home in exefcauge for a most miietwae existence. Their fortune* have been squandered in moat eases ; war of the Udws have been i deserted ; other* have obtained a di vorce ; but all of tham arc heart-broken. The cause of all th it wretchedness H to ; I* traced to the denim of gratifying a feeling—a vanity; to flourish aa Madame I la Marquum or to imagine herself a prin cess. The twelve or more caaee of which I possess positive kuowlodge of facta aie i n<4 all. Not that every cam relates to the marriage of an adventurer t bat re ; gnrd these marriage* even In the most' ! favorable light, and It I* aafe to asinine that rnder no eirenmetancea will an | aristocrat take an American woman to hi* bosom aa bis wife. It ha leap Into tbt dark. Certainly there ia no mason why a girl should not marry Iba nut aba likes ; bat it is wise to remember that it i is tbe instinct of fallen men to hate equality. Tbe young lady msv be equal with him who she hives, bat then arises the question whether the man's home or friends will suit her. U the latter look ouktndl v on her what nnotteraVJe misery mast follow t The American girl dis covers too late that the ha* been allured by the sounds of title* or a desire to at i tain a social position of which she pre ! vioasly knew nothing. Her marragn Ertion seenrej tbo tide, bot the but- j nil's relatives are and pathetic sod ; bar vanity is rewarded byattfaof misery and alights But no taming * heeded, tuid I will add only one mow ' narrative before I close. A year ago an American lady married i in tbe south of Fraoai a Polish Count. I She waa daly cautioned, but she wonld ' lie a Cbuntee*. Married fa dn form, the pair act out on a wedding tour, but I before a week's travel was cwnaume.l, on j reaching Vienna, the lady became aware that though a Countess -die waa bound to a swindler. But for the timely infcer . session of the American OOMBI the ; Countess wonld have bee# subjected to •>ad!e wconrivnee, inasmuch aa the • husband bad conspired with his oreAt lora to bring pressure ou the family °f {the American lady for the purpose of extorting money. These many eaaea of girlish mistortnne, while none of them j took so deadly or terrible at first glance |as tbe evil that baa befallen Miss Bon ville, have roused eqnat heartburning to families and misery more enduring than, we are happy to say, hers u likely tobe. ■ . -:. A rioter WITH Warn*.—The Autumn tnatxetirres of the English vokinteets have given an instance more than ordi narily ludicrous. The advance of the volunteer* under Lord Math Kerr waa stopped, and the entire division held for j some time in check, by what does the reader suppose f A awarm of wasp#. | Three winged warriora,diatorbed in their peaceful occupancy of a barley-field, : charged fiercely upon the invading foe. The ('<' in manuer-fb-Chief wna sorely | wounded in seven places. A flank move rnent naa frustrated by tbe active aasail ! ants, and the mat of the division seemed I imminent, when a forlorn hope succeed ed, under cover of a heavy bombardment of turf, ia shutting up the enemy in their fattnem. In palliation of tbi* undignified and altogether laughable discomfiture of Lord Kerr's it mav be taid that a swsrtn of waspa is a foc not to be dispised. Tbey will tredtly sting a man to death. Only a few day* since a child was so killed, almost in -tsntlv, at a place called CUeveagas, in France ; and even soldier*, only play ing at war, may be excused for shunning so unpleasant an insect But does not th# Incident suggest ita own moral? Why shook! not thia fierceness be util ized in the service of patriotism ? A regiment or two of wasps trained to act as skirmishers wonld give a moat unwell come reception to the future invader. HORSES —Some curious statistic* as to the production of boree* in Russia are green by the SfiHttiiy Statistical Miga i rise of St. Petersburg. The total num l*r of boTsea in the empire, "are the writer, u twenty millions, which is equivalent to twenty-lire per cent of the j population, while in Austria the number of horses is nine per cent only, and in North Germany eighteen per oenh To I estimate the wealth in hprees of s eoun ! try frum a military point of view, how ever, it is nceeaaary to make the super ficial area, sod not the number of inhsbt | tants, the basis of the a leulation. On I thin principle it found that Rns-ia baa 160 horses per square mile. Austria 313 and Germany 690, o that Russia w really far from being so well provided with the means of transport as either Austria or Germany. The production of boms in Russia, too, is decreasing ; it has within the last twelve years diminished by eight iwr cent The'geogrsphical distribution at tle Russian horses, adds the writer, !ig rery unfavorable for military pur ttoaea ; the? are most numerous 11 dis -1 tricte audi M Siberia, wbich aw the least likely lo be the theatre of a campaign: in Siberia the number of horses is equal to that of the people. The province* which are richest are in the east and southeast; those which ore Purest are in the south and southwest. The govern ment of Perm, where a new breed of horsea had been introdoced by Peter the throat, bad no fewer than 757,000 of thcao animals on the Ist of January, 1871. Ottivass SnKtr.—On the tnsin-deck of i a China stoiiner arrived in New York. | abont amid-shipa, tru an iron cage con taining specimens of Chinese abeep, said in be mnch finer than an/ raised in this country. They are peculiar from the size and form of the tail, and excite mnch j cariosity. They are abont the sixe of an i ordinarv American alieep. The body is i white, the face below the eyes being ] anally black. The tail is about a loot and a half long, and ie in the shape of a fan. flat, and abont nine inches wide at the extremitv. Much curiosity was also excited by some Pekin dogs that were lazily rolling on the deck. They are of a ! pure black color, and the hair is long at d silky. Tbe nose is long and narrow, end in* in a peak, and the whole bead re-em bles very tnuch that of a wolf. Anotbtr cage contained five Cbineae pigs, jourg and very small. The color is speckled, white and black, and the hair, which is bristly, covers the white spots only, the black being perfectly smooth. These specimens have lwen sent to a gentleman in New York, who, it is understood, con templates the experiment of acclimatizing and raising the s|>ecies. CONDENSED ROMANCE Romance in Utile; party named Matehett; doctor; resides in Illinois. In 1865 he was pac ing through Chicago, and while waiting for train at tbe depot saw a lady with a child in her i nut also waiting for train. Child was suddenly seized with violent sickness. Mother seriously alarmed. Doctor rushes to assistance. Child re stored before train started. Lady's heart won. Expressions of gptitnde. Doctor went off on his trait)."" L;\dy inquired name of preserver. Found "it out. Years elapsed. A few months ago the lady died in Aberdeen, Scotland, mid in her will bequeathed to her benefactor the sum of 8100,600. Money deposited in bank. Matehett tickled. #> Pacta Mi ftodn Tbe Waahingten Treasury employ* 1,190 women. Preebyteriau property ia Philadelphia la wortn over It la nvoposed to tax dogs ia Selena, ; Ahk, to pay tbe dty debt. A cow has bee* poisoned by eating peach leave* is Alexandria. In tbe district of Bohr, Belgium not one illiterate miner can be found. The rinderpest has appeared among the cattle In Lincolnshire, England. J. Bona Browne has contracted to pay *600,000 for 20,000 arris of California •alt ma rah. A nan ia not like •chicken; fie# older ha gets, the tenderer be becomes. AU tbe young ladies please note I Some of the Michigan pas!vet are so diy that farmer* hve to feed hay already. A home baa been known to go through the baa of* field eorrootly and without miming an oat. A New York firm put up youug'ehad after tbe manner of aarehnea, labeling them "shadine*." Beam am ousting a great deal of trou ble among the Wisconsin fanner*. They are getting numerous and bold. Tha library lottery drawing has been postponed at Louisville, Ky., till Uw 7th of December. From IMP to 1971 in the United States 926 steamboat ramalH e* took place, with a low of UTS lives. The fames of loafer matches stran gled a premium boll that ws being trans ported in a Kentucky freight car. Immense belt buckles are coming in fashion. They are of gold sftd silver, and are worn at the aide In a rosette.. A Kentucky pioneer baa just died who saw, when twelve years old. only one log cabin on the spot where Louisville now sbtoda. Two new journals will shortly be pub lished which will support Santa Anus a* a candidate lor th* Freaidency of Mexico. Coal ia higher now in London than it ba* been before for forty year*. In 1691 tbe price was about one half what it ta now, Tbe French Government baa uatd to Germany 97,600.000 femes, which com pleted the fifth half milliard of the war indemnity. A St Loot* mi recently made a com fortabl* bed oat of one thousand five hundred dollar* government sht per cent bonds. Ia lowa, women bold office* aa notary public, four are county aoparmtenoenU § of public schools, and one ia State Librarian. Eighty odd year* ago the winter waa a fearfully cold one at Nan tucket, and fa peeple paid fifty dofiamacor* for wood; *e say* tbe chronicles. A French soldier at Lyons Mew out hi* brain* because liw comrade* jeered at him for spotting their dinner, which he had cooked. m A Japan aa* student at New Haven sent a polite note to his nrofemor, re questing permission to kill a student who had insulted him- The subscriptions to the Italian Opera in Mew York, amounted to 960,000 JOT a season of thirty nights before a ngi& advertisement appeared, i A Loudon gentleman, Mr. Thomas H'dme, ha- bequeathes! to the British society for the prevention at cruelty to fifty-five thousand dollars. The crop* in England have but a poor prospect this season. Intelligence a brought from time to time of great ' V damage done to them by wind and raw and ooattnned wet weather. The high price of cad hsann increased the upnun of running the iuradiira cotton w.ilU that it lute been decided to reduce the number trf bourn of lsbor in them while the present high prises in maintained. The French aathontiee and General Manteofle! commander of the German troops in France agreed that the equ ation f the Depart men ta of the Marue and Hante Marae commence on the 15th October. Billings Bare that he once knew a m n who woohto't ewes set a gate post with out haviug the ground antiyml to arei f it porerered the proper iogredieak lor post holes. C. H. Goodspeede, who was fleeced out of 3.000 bv gamblers at Chicago, tursa ewt to be Homy Stone, the confi dential clerk of w Hartford, Coon., b.ak, who robbed the bank of §s,otw and started for California. A few weeks ago the creek under the great Natural llndge is Virginia sudden ly disappeared, and subsequent inreelt gatios demonstrated the fad that tie at cans empties itself is to the cart.: through a nnmber of oiMj-fotmod fit-uree of unknown depth. The greatest smoker in Europe has just died at Rotterdam In bis will lie esj>tw*d a wish that all the amok era of the country be invited to his funeral, and that they smoke while In procession to the grave. At the toot of the bier tobacco, cigare and matches were placed. Among the clever hits of the pargraph* iug of the period, the following is quite the beet : " Elias Williams of Buffalo, Missouri, blew into the masxle of hit gun to see if it was loaded. Could Mr. Williams communicate with hia friends in this world, bis spirit would gently whisper, ' It was.' " Caleb Shercer, a wealthy farmer of Omawattomie township, Kansas, in a supposed fit of iorunty murdered hia daughter. Mrs. Wallace, and mortally wounded his own wife and his son-in-law, Wallace, The latter, while defending himself, struck Shercer with a club and killed turn instantly. - t Forty thousand eight hundred and eighty "one men lost by death, of wbich 17,537 died in battle, 10.746 died from wounds received in the engagements, 310 perished by aoeideuts, 30 by suicide, and the rest of the nnmber by disease. This is what it coat the Gesmans for the conquest of France. It is said that the fiist wfllow tree ev* planted in thia country was set out on the line of Third avenue, New York, one hundred and eight years ago. It was a willow twig which came in a package of figs from Babylon was stuck into the ground, and iu two years be came quite a large tree. Nathaniel Nilea, ex-speaker of the New Jersey Assembly, has been prose cuted by the New Jersey Railway Com pany, and a suit for libel was begun in tbe Supreme Court, the damages being laid at 85,006,000. The alleged libel la an article which appeared in the Naiio* over the signature of " Jersey." The Meriden Republican is responsible for this : *'A mau in a neighboring town ties hia cat up by tbe tail in the back yard every ni ;bt; in the morning he govs out and collects th£ pieces of soap, having pots, soap dishes, old brushes aud vanous other things thrown into the xard by disturbed aud angry board ers in tbe adjoining houses." " What a nuisance 1" exclaimed gentleman at a concert, as a young Io in front of him kept talking in a loid voice to a lady at bis suit " Did y u refer to me, mr t" tlireatingly demand" d theop. " Oh, no ; I meant the musi cians there, who keep up such a noise with their instruments that I can't h< ar your conversation," waa the stinging reply. There is a Russian at Old Orchaid , Beach, Me., whore fondness for the at a aud everytiuwg connected with it s eccentric, to tbe verge of mania. He driaks two or threesgullons, it is said, of sea water daily, eata sea-weed by tLo handful, and bathes four of live times a day. Ham very healthy aud robust, fat as a sea Wand has a round, red jovial face. / Goldsmith Maid, the famous trotting more, is said to be stolen property, ana a lawsuit for her recovery is impending. It is said that about five yearn ago the stables oft great Kentucky stock miser were burned down and c very promising voung mare stcden ; and that the grew at wh® had charge of her baa Just seen ti * celebrated maid, and is ready to take a oath that she is the stolen annuls