Take the Paper#. Why dait ww take tbe !>•£•* TaeVrs the life of mraf light; Exe?ei bnt ulaeriow time, And thou I read for ro- Subeorihe! raw cannot loa* a cant Why OintiM von he *frid t Par aaeh wins !* • *<*>> l*> At imaraat four fold paid. 00, then and taka the paper*. And py to-day, nor pay delay, And mt word hoard, if fa inferred. You'd live until you're fray, An old neighbor of wine, Wlnle dvirnt w.th a ivajti, Deeirrd to hear the latest newt While he waa pom* off. I took the paper* and I read OfaooHS new piUa in free: He 'bought a boa—and ia ha deed? No—hearty aa a home. Romance. Oh! ahe waa a maid of a Unchiue eve. And ehe lived in a parrot raid and hixh, And he was a threadbare whisk*, cl bean, And be lived in a cellar damp and low. But the roey hoy of the cherub wing Hath many 'a ahatt Aw hia ahwidet string ; And (he youth Mow, and the maid *U>ve. Wera touched by th flaming dart, of leva. And ahe wonM vaVe from her troubled aleep, O'er hit tender bUlePdoax to weep; Or ataad Uke a statue. eoM and fair, And (u. on a lock af hia bright red hair. And be who was late so tall and proud, With bis atop ao Arm and bt laugh to loud. Hia board grew loop, and hia the.- grew thin, An he pined in eolitude over hia gin. But one aoft night, in the ironth cm a uoepnig maid ; The sun that came m hia morning pride. Shed golden hght on a laughing bnds I A FIERY BLAST. Not often—no oftener than necessary. You see it has to be a special afikir; the engines at the pumping stations have (o be goiYig hard so as to lower the sewage, and tine weather has to be chosen, for the sew er* are risky enough without having danger to run from floods. They're bui t, you' see of the finest ami "beet bricks to be bad. and, buried below the streets, you hate some of the neatest brickwork in Loudon. The object was to get br irks of the smoothest and finest, so that when built into a great tunnel or pipe, there should Iw no stay to the water run ning easily through. My first journey through the sewers was after this la'hion : notice bad come down that about tour miles were to he inspected —four miles sounds a good deal, but there are two thousand miles under London— and preparations were made. Five, men were sent to open all the iron traps over tbe wav* down, one of which there is anout every five or six bandied yards, so as to ventilate the sewers; and hav ing been kept well going, fifteen of us start ed early the next morning with shovel and lantern, for the spot where we were to go down. Now fall half had never been down lie fore, and there was a pood deal ol laughing going on as we put on the india-rubber dresses fitting tight up to the wrist and neck, and with a great bood to cover over one's bead and lace when a danger came about which I'm going to tell you. When we stood there ready in cur big boots, though, 1 saw great, stout, six-foot men turn as white and queer as could be. " Take a nip of btandv each, my men," aays the foreman. * and %bt your pipe* as well as vour lanterns. We may as weM be >uy over our job." There was plenty of brandy handed round, and I saw that a good drop was ready to be taken down. u Dutch courage,"' 1 says to myself, and then I too began to foel a bit uneomtoi ta ble; for the grating was iaired, and I was looking down a square well with (Cot-holds stuck in the wall, and ou asking one of tbe men how far it was down, be told me it was sixty feet. "Sixty feet!'' I didn't say anything, but 1 thought. A walk of four mile* through a great drain all that distance be low tbe surface! 1 told you I saw some men look queer. I know I felt so. w Now then, all ready 1" says the fore man. You go first then, Smith," be says, speaking to an old hand, and stopping hack himself—not to keep ftom taking the lead, but as I saw at once, to see that none of his men turned uil and shuffled off so early in the job. Judging from the unwilling way in which some of tbe men cicpt down through that iron trap one at a time, like the demons and imps of a theatre. I don't think there's a doubt about five or six of tbem having meant to slip off; but tbe foreman was right and came down last. 1 know my first feeling, as I stepped off the last iron into a lot of black mod, was one of wanting to go back, and that feeling grew stronger as, almost pushed forward by the next man. 1 moved oat ol the en trance into the newer, and stood with tbe water up to my middle, striking cold through my india rubber clot hps, aud pres sing against me as if to sweep me down right away to the river. Tbe place was for all the world like agreit cellar stretch ing out into darkness, our lanterns glim mering and glistening en the black water that seemed to go stealthily whispering along; and tbe faces of tbe men about me looked yellow and ghastly, as they all clustered together for safety like sheep in a strange fold. " Now, my lads," the foreman says, in a cheery voice, " there's nothing to be afraid of, without, like little children, you don't like being hi the dark, so on we go." On we aid go, very slowly, with two or three of the old bands in front, and tbe foreman at the rear; tbe men who had made a bit of a laugh about being in tbe dark, talking all tbe same in alow whisper that sounded very hollow and queer. I don't know whether I'm weaker than other men, bat somehow, at every step 1 took, with the water bearing against me and pressing me an, there was a cold fool ing of scare creeping over me, and ] kept ou think, think, think, about all sorts of things that I should have felt better it I'd been free of. First I got thinking about rain; suppose it should ram and the gullies run fast, tbe water would rise quickly, and we should all be swept away. I got tbe better of that by remembering tbe side entrances, out of which we could tarily get Then there was another horrible thought came to wony me, and an if it was some thing putting it ail into my mind, so as to torture me, there came at tbe same time the recollection of my wife end little ones, and I wondered what would become of tbem if wc should be all overcome and suffocated by the bad gases that floated about over the water. I started iust then at our foreman's voice, for it was evident that some one had not only been thinking the name, bat speaking about it for the foreman says: •' Ana suppose there was'gas about; we bad the doors open to ventilate the pi ice." The man gave a sort of grunt, and we went (lowly splashing on, our lights flash ing about in a dull yellow way. Now we are halted to use our spades, at the mouth of some drain, where there seemed to be a little collection of sediment; and again at another place, where we ceold feel that there was mud under our feet; but it was aoon sent sweeping down, for the smooth, fine brick of hbich the tunnels were made, kept back bat little refuge. If we could have been kept on busily at work, I believe tbat nothing would nave happened: but as it was, wading along through the foul water first one and then another man got 'ow and nervous, and rhe first notice 1 had of it was by seeing the man in front of me suddenly go down, with a hollow echoing splash. "There, qu : ck! hold him up, two of yon!" said the foreman, and tbe next mo ment a couple of the old stagers had tha limp, dripping form between them, and were helping him to one of tbe dark entrances which happened to be close by, and there thev gave him some brandy; and we stopped, and all bad some as well, while they got tbe man out and into the fresh air and light, which just came faintly gleaming down trom above in a tiny streak. Then we set off again, one less m num ber, and for the life of me 1 couldn't help FRED. KURTZ, Editor and Proprietor. VOL. V. wKhing that 1 had gone up a* well, and thinking about what that man's fate would hunt been it he had been alums I felt a cold shudder go thiem-h me, a* 1 knew that he w-atld have been drowned, and •leu I thougot of the rats, and abivervd ' ajfutn as I trod upon something that fall to me then like a hone. * I krnw better though directly, for that which 1 had kicked against was a hoe-han dle which a man in front had let slip from hi hand, he himw-ll slipping down directly after, with a hardy splah, into the water. Here, get him up!" cried the loreman savawclv, " aud take him back to that hole] w hat curs you men are! You're as had as if there was real danger. Sup pose you were down iu a flerv mine." The men muttered a little, and then, while two helped the nervous man out, we all went forward, the foreman chatting away cheerily the white, so as to keep the others from thinking about what bad taken place. He pointed out the overt! >w places where, when the sewer got too full, a part of the water would ruu down to the river, and then he showed us how clean and -mwoth the brick face ol the sewvr was To this man he busily explained that tnc faint, bad smell was not injurious; and to that he related how many scores oi time* he bad been along this same par* ot the ; but in spite of all lus cheery ways, and the occasional stoppage for a smoke and a glass of brandy, the men were terri bly neryous, and waded on in a slow, half hearted way. And it was dismal work. Now there was a scare about some one's light going out. and though we bad plenty more, the men wire in a regular shiver of ausjeuse till the lamp was trimmed and we were going on aga:n. Then there was an alartu of tats, because some one bad- seen hah a dexen go swimming down the black stream, alter scuffling out one of the aide draias; and scon after one of those in front gave a soft o! yell, dropped bis lauteru with a splash, and swore that we were going wrong, that we had lost our war, and that we should never get out of tLe horrible place alive. He was a great, six-foot, broad sboul d< red felkw who said this, but it was half fobixd out, and his nerve was so gone that the poor chap was as hysterical as a girl. For a few moments 1 thought there would be a regular rush hack, and if there had life mut have been lost, crowded as we were in that narrow hole, with hard work to keep our footing a* the atrcam rushed by us; for the sowers are round at the bottom as well as arched at the top, many of them being shaped like an e?g, with the thin part at the bottom. The foreman w as ready for them though, and bo reared out at them— * Stop ! llow can we be going wrong if we follow the stream I That mast take us right I" This checked tbe men, who saw the sense of what he said, and as soon as be had got them once more journeying slowly on— " What big babies you fellows are !" be. exclaimed, "you're as readily scared as a fiock of sheep. You forget that there are ways i ut all along here, where a man could call for help tveu if too weak to raise the gratings." Nobody spoke, for the blackness of tbe place seemed to oppress everybody, and we ci aw led'ou along the wet,slimy, under- channel. Tbe smell was bad. but so bad as I had expected, and there was very little work for us to d<\ the rams of the past week having pretty well flushed the whole length of the sewers ; but every now and then some one stopped and tsgan to sniff, as if be could tell that there was toul air there—the foul gas that no one can breathe and live! I should think we had lwen wading on for aboct an hour, when one of the men ahead said that there was a very peculiar smell on in front, not like the regular sewer smells, but a strange suffocating odor. The foreman was twenty yards behind, peering into a sde sewer, when this was said, and be did not hear it. " There'* been gammon enough of that soft," said one of tbe new men. who had had a little more Dutch courage out of the brandy bottle than was good for bim. "Look here; if the light will burn it's all right." Poor fellow ! he had only half learned his lesson, and did not know that we were traveling right under where the chemical works plied their trade, sending all sort.-, of poisonous refuse into the sewer to give out explosive gases. Ashe spoke he un fastened his lantern and took oat the light, and at tbe same moment I beard I be foreman behind—" Take care there!— gas ! For God's sake, quick —every man— hoods down, lor your lives !•' I was nearest to bim and imitated btm, on the instant dragging the Ind'ia-ruboer hood down over my face, and dashing dawn beneath the filthy water, but not so quickly but tuat I saw what seemed to be a blinding Hash of lightning run along tbe sewer, making every brick distinct; tjien the water was rushing over mv bead, and 1 bent down till I wav all but suffocated. Once I raised my bead, snatched a breath that was stiflinc in its foul beat, and then I dashed down again and held out as long as I could, knowing as I did that toe gas had fired; and then from feeling hot I shivered with cold, as I wondered whether any of my mates were killed, and whether I should get out oat alive. • "This way" some one shouted, "up stream!" f turned in a dizzv way to follow the voice, but as I did so I felt something clutch my leg, and as I bent down there in the horrible darkness—ten times as '•lack after that scorching, blinding flash —I touched a bar.d, helped some one to •tagger up, and then, with the water streaming off us, and the air chocking us at every breath and making my can sing, we staggered al ng. How tar that was I don't know, for it is all mixed up in a confused, troubled way, and I was like one walking in his sleep till I felt my hand seized, and some one I knew directly after to be the foreman half lead, half pushed me, and the man who clung to me, into one of the openings ; where, in a machine like sort ol wav, we climbed up and into the light, when I rolled down on the pavements, and lay half stupid (or a few minutes. The voice of our foreman, though, roused me, and knowing what I did, I went down again and helped him and three more, ana auiong us we got the nut up—four of them horribly burned by the explosion, and the rest to scared that it was a mercy tbey got out alive. I said tho rest, but there waa one miss ing on the foreman counting ns over; and then, calling to ns to follow, he ran like a madman down the street to the next open ing, wbeie the secret of the explosion lay before us; the trap was shut, and the foul gas made by the chemicals could not escape. • I heard bim grind his teeth as be drag ged it up, and after it the grating, when it was as he hoped; the misting man—an old man—bad mode for this place and climbed up, we getting it open just in time to save his life, for he was nearly stifled, and did not recover for weeks. This was my first sewer adventure, and nearly my last, and all due to fomo mis chievous person closing the trap left open for ventilation; but I'e had an escape or two since, for gases as deadly as those in a coal mine collect, ready to flash off at the first coming to light. I could show you mites all blistered and drawn, and distorted by the awful blaze ; but I think you've bad enough for once of the horrors of a sewer. A doctor's motto is supposed to be "Patients and long suffering." THE CENTRE REPORTER. The Year A. I>. 187fl. It ia time, aaya u New York pa par, that wo begun to aoou-tom ouraolvoe to tho up pearunes of the figure. which together iuiiicwto the year now In-fore na, and which tuuat BOW bo iuvcnliod at tiio HEAD tf every letter, iKirno on the front of each tic n* paper, ami print* tl ou the cover of ev en monthly or quarterly. So let u*. for a fear momenta, look ahead and sec what tho Js'cw Year ia likely to bring ua. \\ e are to choose a President in 1873 *1 much ia certain—unless, indeed, then should lie more than two oaudidates, and no one receive a majority of the electoral votes ; iu which ease, the Ihvaidcnt would lie clioaen by the House of Hepreaeuta. tivea in February, 1873. The year just before ua ia not the cen tenary of auy great event in modern his tory. A hundred yean ago, our fathers were atill somewhat angrily resisting the arrogant claim of the Hritish Crown and I'arliamcni of uuliuiited, uubalaueetl power to tax them, without even the for mality of askiug their leave ; but ouly tho discerning few as yet foresaw the bloody struggle that waa then immiuent. One hundred years ago, pone* tvaa very gtuieral throughout both hemispheres, except that the Partition of Poland among her three powerful neighbors had beeu decreed and in tiated. France aeouis a smothered but not sloping volcano, just ready to vomit dame an.l a-sties, yet not likely very soon to trouble the repose of ber neighbors. That her preveut government cannot out last the coming year, is a afe prediction ; but who shall tell what fashion of mon archy elm 11 supplant the doomed Repub lic ? The priests and ruder peasantry would have Henry V. if thev Could ; the army officers prefer Napoleon III.; the manufacturers and shopkeepers lean to wurd the House of Orleaus ; the workers for wages constitute the main strength of the Republic. That Thiers will soon cease to be President, few doubt; beyond that, all is blind conjecture. Great Britain seems to bo gravitating towarJ a republic in fact if not in name ; but the obstacles to le encountered are gigantic. Among Christian countries, there remains no other whose social structure is so essentially arirtoeratio as hers. A hundred families own half ber immense wealth ; the greater portion of her soil belougs to a much smaller num ber. A social revolution in the British Isles may be the bloodiest and most de strustlve that the world has yet seen. It can hardly be initiated while the Nation al Finances remain as sound and hopeful as they now are, and a majority of the rural tenantry continue attached to the feudal lords by a tie of common interest. Yet the day of strenuous effort for a rrd icnl upturning in Britain cannot be far distant The nnion of Churvh and State is probably the nest bulwark of aristoc racy to be assailed and subverted. Spain hat mailt* more progress toward daylight within Uio last ten venre than any other cotuiery. Till lately a thrall of bigotry and imbecile despotism, she lias to-day a liberal constitution and a parliamentary regime, and is rapidlv gaining in popular intelligence ami pop ular power. Her fearfully disordered fl nauces and her enormously over-general ed army arc the chief remaining obsta cles to her complete renovation. Italy is no longer a chaos of nouinallv independent lmt impotent states aud of foreign provinces, but a liberal kingdom of twenty-flvo millions, rapidly growing in intelligence, cohesion, aud" strength. More newspapers are issued weekly in any quarter of her arena than in the" pe ninsula twenty years ago. She ut-eda but peace and a policy which shall serve to develop her material resources to ren der her, by the close of this ceuturv, oue of the Great Powers of£anftw, Germany to-day is tlm strongest and most infiuental among those Powers ; lint her Emperor and Prime Minister are both old meu ; so is liia military brain, yon Moltkc. When these pars away, as in the order of nature thev soon must, the prestige of the monarch will fade, nnd the Empire enter upon that work of social melioration which haa already been delayed too long, allowing Austria, and even Russia, to take the fond of her. I hese two great military monarchies are likely to be involved lu deadly strife at no distant day ; but Germany will stand aloof if the voice of her people shall be beard. Mexico and nil Spanish America seem to us a continual anarchy, whan in fact thev are in moat respects what Europe and Christendom were teu to twelve oeti turies ago. A far wider expanse and a sparser population are the roost essential points of difference. Oa the whole, we hope to be obliged to chronicle little or no carnage in 1872 ; yet the bloodiest years of the past have been ushered in us peacefully as thin now promises to lie. List us reverently trust that whatever of agony and woe the New Y<*ar may bear in its bosom may be over ruled for good, and that the human race may visibly, palpably profit by all its sufferings and sorrows. Ready for Anything. A certain doctor employed by the gov ernment at a frontier post VM not re markable for amiability, and seldom wasted much time in this "wale" with out a row of sonri kind on his hands. A citizen living about twenty-five miles from the post requested his assistance upon an iutem ting occnaio®, and the doctor rode over to the ranch—a wretch ed hovel about eight feet high, flat dirt roof, and uniting parlor, bedroom and kitchen in one room. The place breath ed poverty from every pore, but the doc tor h:id the mild assurance to ask one hundred dollars in specie as his fee. lire poor "Cracker" went into his hovel and in a short time appeared with twenty flvo dolldts, which tne doctor flatly re fused in an angry manner. Again the "Crocker" entered his house, und his weak spouse drew out of a stocking two or three dollars which she had carefully hoarded for a rainy day. This was added to the sum before offered, but tie doc tor refused to take lets than his fee on J abused the poor man in ronnd terms. The "Cracker" paused a moment sally; then again entering his hovel, ho quick ly returned with a shot-gun and rifle. An iron determination spread itself over his features, and, as if he had exhausted every other honorable means of settle ment, be thus addressed tho now alarm ed physician: "Doctor, we haven't nary other aent fn the world, but yon kin hev satisfaction! Choose your wepon." It iR surmised that the doctor did not wait for hia fee. ADROIT ROOOES.—A hat and fur dealer in Boston was recently victimized by two rogmes. The fellowa were in the store at the same time, and while one was negotiating with the man in at tendence for the pureliaae of a lint, the other eeized a Russian sable cape, worth aliout 875, and left with it. " Has that fellow stolen anything from yon ?" asked the buyer, coming to the front of the store with the hut ho had been examin ing on his head. " Yes," said the sales man, "he has stolen a sable cape." " I think I can catch him," said tlnef No. 2, and suiting the action to the word, he was gone in a twinkling, aud never come back. An impetuous and romantic lover said to hissweetheant: "lam the oak, and you are the vine. I drew you to me with cprda of love. ' " Not so," replied the blushing fair one; if lam the vine, I prefer the ordinary twine." CENTRE HALL, CENTRE CO., PA., FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 1872. Successful Adierllsiug. We copy the following from a little annual batted bv It. (I. Dtuui A Co. I The objects to bo kept iu view by ad verliaer* are : 1. That their anusuueemeuta shall roach the class of people aimed at 'A Tuat they shall reach aa urany of that elaaa aa possible. A That the advertisement shall come directly before the eye, and not be lust ia a crowd. 4. That it shall be made as much to the interest of the buyer to look for the advertisement as it is for the seller to advertise. Iu Kuctvmful advertising--that is ad vertising whiuh is so dispensed as to make the above points -there i.s ouly one other condition required, nnd that is one which the advertiser uloue ean supply—the gvxak offered for sale must commend themselves, aa well for excel lence of quality, as /or cheapness and other advantages. Some r.dvertiiers may be fitly remind ed that it is not the mere spending of money that pays, but the spending money judiciously. Advertising liberally doe* not mean advertising indiscrimi nately. A live business home will no more neglect judicious advertising than it will neglect ita collections. Advertis ing gives the impetus to trade, that tact holds the helm. As s matter of experi ence it is beyond dispute that judicious advertising pays to an extent beyond my ordinary comparison with its cost. The progress of population an 1 settlement ia so rapid that a " good old house" which does not advertise ia in dauger of losiug much sound custom. Home people thing it tmiick* of dignity to say they live without advertising.. They may Jim upon this kind of dignity, bnt life ia one thing, and success in life is another. A good reputation in boxine*a means that vou shall be vitHv as well a* favorably kaow-u. A good advertisement it worth a good price. A had advertisement is worth nothing. It is not unnecessary to caution the advertiser nguiust postponing hi* adver tisement until the purchasing seasoii in upon him. He is very likely to do thi# if hi* chosen median ls a weekly paper, and the consequence ia that as burets are then too busy to look after ndver- Usemcnts, his money is thrown away. The Yiiath of (harles Dickens. The first light thrown on too child hood of Charles Dickens by hia biograp her. Mr. Fotster, reveal* what interests without surprising us. People who suf fer are com monlv the once who can de pict suffering. "The pathos, not to say the niorbid sensibility, of portions of Dickens' writings tell an nnmisUkatile story to all analysis of human character. It now appear* that at ten rears of age Dickens was a poor little drudge in a blacking factory, lie went through pri vatiou, insult and misery. Hi* compan ions were coarse and aggressive and their enforced society was torture to him. In s letter of his own drat published by Mr. Forater, lie writes : "No words euu express the secret ag ony of my soul as I sunk into the com piniouship ; compared these every dsy associates with those of my happier childhood ; and felt my early hopes of growing up to lo a learned and distin guished man crushed in my IvrvasL The deep remembrance of the sense I had of being utterly neglected and hopeless ; of the shauis I felt iu my position ; of the misery it was to my young heart to be lieve that, day by day. what I hod Warn ed. and thou ght, and delighted in, and rained my fancy Mid my emulation apby, was passing away from me, never to be brought back any more—cannot lie written. My whole nature was so pene trated with the grief and humiliation of such consideration*, tout even now, fa mous and caressed and happy, I often forget in my dreams that I have a dear wife and children —even that I am a man —and wander desolately back to that time of my life." The picture is sorrowful indeed ; yet we cannot look upon it without pree> iv ing how mach Dickens' future ability and usefulness to the world depended upon his going through just such uo ex perience. Poet* •' learn in suffering what they teach in song," and the lesion taught by the noveliesl must be gained, for the most port, in much the same way. Is DEAD. —Carroll SAnboru, the re i nowncd burglar, is dead. He breathed his last in the jail at Lawrence, Muss. ; Early in October, Sanborn get a mortal wound in a fight with a constable named Donovan. The latter was bent on arrest ing his man, and succeeded. It is said that Hanlnirn ms.le friends of all who ap proached him while in jail, and that he gave np freely all the property he bail stolen. He "seems altogether to have been a singular character. In all re spects, SBVQ hi* mania for burglary, he lived a pure and even nil exemplary life. He touched no intoxicating drink and no tobacco. He was scrupulously faithful to his wife and tenderly attached to his family. His clergyman and physician concur iu extolling his amiable and at tractive disposition and gentlemanly manners. Tliey say that he really did not care to accumulate wealth, and had none but kindly feelings for his fellow men. His sole fault was his inextinguish able passion for midnight burglary, a form of eolossnl kleptomania, wliiob, strive a* he might, he could not control. The unhappy man escaped the last dis grace of being doomed to the State Pris on. lie pleaded guilty to the charges against him in the Superior Court ; but he died in the arms of his wife before the Bench had time to pronounce his sen tence. Tins DnrKMtNOB. The Woman'* Journal give* this as a sketch from real life. It certainly illustrate* a wrong that should he righted : When Bcuand I were children, I was the taller. When we went to school, I studied more than he did ; I gradnstod before he did ; I rend more books than he did ; if we got into an argument, I was pretty sure to get the l>etter of him—in short, I was ahead of Ben, and I patronized him I Hut Ben got ahead at last He studied a profes sion ; I crimped, snd frizzed, snd fussed ; He went into business ; I dusted, and ar ranged. and beautified, He is growing rich ; lam growing poor. He can trav el if hn chooses, be can invite nic to go with liirn if he choosea ; lean sit at home till I'm Invited. He is independent, I dependent. Ben is a successful bachel or, with the world lie fore him ; I an un successful maiden, with no definite pros pects. Ah, Ben, Ben, this will never do —just wait, sir, till I tako a start I Aw Awrrt, Trrmirr.—Hero ia a little tale of old army days: Twenty-five years ago the First Dragoons wns notorious for the bibulous propensities of itn offi cers. That arm of the service owed no weak allegiance to King Alcohol, but the First did him the best service. This regiment was serving in New Mexico. It is very dry marching in some parts of that territory. The stations where even water can be had ore thirty miles apart Captain Givens commanded a detach ment that marched to Los Angeles. Upon his arrival there his friends crowd ed ont to greet him. " How are you, captain ?" met him on all sides. " and hearty," replied he, " and I'TC got on a thirst that I wouldn't take a thou sand dollars for." Small-pox is reported in almost every town in Wisconsin. IHrkeua on Canal Host Tlioae of one reatlera who have, and those who lmve not seen a c.ort of the gen- j j Uetnen's, r.ud only screened off by a red j | curtain. InJeed, it exactly resembles' the dwarfs private apartment in a cure- j van at a fair ; and the gentlemen, gener ally, repre*ent the spectators at a penny a head. The place ts jn d a* clean and j just as large as that caravan you and I were in at Greenwich Fair last ysar. Out side, it is exactly like any eaxal host vou 1 have seen uuar tho llogvut's Park or else where. " Yon can never conceive what the hawking and spittiug is, the whole night through. Ldst Light was the worst. Upon my honor and word 1 was obliged, this morning, to lay my (ur coat on the deck aud wipe th> half-dnel flakes of s]itUle from it witii my handJu-rcbief; and the only surprise seemed to be tlmt I should consider ii nece.vMrv to do ao. When I turned in Lost night f pat it on a j stool U-sida me, ami tin re it under ; across-tire from fi*e men - three wppo- ' site, one above, and one below. I mak uo oomplaiuta, and show ua duqeust. I am looked upon as highly faoetions at night, for I crack jokes with everylKujy ti.wr me until we fh.II asleep. lam con sidered v*ry hardy in the morahig, for I run up, bare necked, and phiDge my head into the hall frozen water by hnlf-jwst' five o'clock. I nui respected for my BC- J iivitv, inasmuch as I jamp from theVoat to the towing-path and walk five or six miles before breakfast, keeping up with the lioraee all tbc.titne. Iu a word, they are unite astonished to find a sedentary Englishman roughing it so well, aud tak ing so much exercise; and question toe very much on that bred. The greater part of the men will sit and shiver round the stove 'aft'tiky, ralhVr than put one foot litdoro the other. Aa to bavin y a window qjKn. that's not to he thought: of." Hritnrte Uxnza Dirwci L-mat Building in riiieago is attend"! with difficulties. Frost and snow and' bleak winds, however, have not broken the in domitable aouraga of those who have determined that the rebuilding shall go on. Men muffled to the eyes drive the long lines of tenia* which arc hauling away tlio drbri* and bringing ia new building luuterial; oarpenterw tiinydi their chilled arms around their bodies, and take up the saw and hammer again ; masons heat their brick* with fornseee ami warm their mortar with hot water, and go on rearing (heir walls; and work men of all kinds huddle srouud little bonfires ut noon, and hastily out their cold lunch, and then patiently go to work again. By such undaunted "courage hundred* of thousands' of loaila ol ddbri* have already ligcu cleared away in the "eight weeks just gbfe. and a host of buddings, big and little, have been reared, completed and occupied. One day. with the iiiermry at zero and the wiiid biting furiously, out-door work w*a in a measure suspended ; but n\ soon a* the rigor states it will lie ns sumed ; oud so. with occasional inter ruptions, it will go on through the whi ter. May the season be a inilfl one is the frequent prayer of our rich aud our poor. —Exchange. Bcroo A HOT*!.. —ln his Washington correspondence, " Oath " flows over the rim in this style : " Did you bear o! that chap who attended the sale of a hotel recently at a town in Ohio ? HeJindn't a cent in his pocket, Init he stood up and bid lioldly, ' Twenty-eight thousand dol lars.' It was knocked dowu to him, and when the question was asked, * WJio is the purchaser V this audacious scamp re plied, ' The Pennsylvania liailroad. Of course he was not required in jwraon to put up the money from an imperial linyer like that, whereby he was able, iu the course of a couple of davs, to sell the whole to another party for thirty - five thousand dollars, aud door the dif ference. The eonntrv is now full of scamps buying hotels for the Pennsylva nia liailroad." • A Bawled REronrra.—The Purhlo (Colorado) C.hvflain gives a funny ac count of a Chicago newspaper man who stopped in the flourishing young city of Oreoly, and, being athirnt, tried in vain to get a square drink. "He went up one street and down another, be turned the corners of alleys, ho spruqg over ditches, lie explored sheds anil out houses, but tho fluid for which his aoul yearned could nowhere he found.' Ho went Hnp-hazard into one building which he thought might be 'a saloon,' and en countered a prayer-meeting. In another hall he found a farmers' club. Finally, he received trustworthy information that there was not a drop of liqnor in the plaoo. He left, and wrote to his journal that the town of Greely waa ♦ without in habitants, without resources, and with out commerce." A Mrs. Smythe, of Indianapolis, Ind., now has ber fifth husband, and yet she has never changed her name. She was born a Smith, her first husband was named Smith, her second Schmidt, her third Smyth, her fourth Smith*, and her present Smythe. — - A sweet school ma'am at Green Bay, Wisconsin, rides to school every day on a hand-sled, drawn by the big boys. Advice to Worklngmen. Henry Ward Beecber, in one of hia sermons, spoke to the working classes na follows : There la a tendency among the work i iug class to shorten their hours of labor. 1 sympathize with this and I alih >r it; I sympathise with it in so far as it is one of tun signs of advancement among the working cUsse* of their attempt to aim higher mid nobler, and I abhor it in ao far at it is tending to make men feel that wcrk is not a good thing for thsrn, that they must shrink in equivalent and en large iu reward. I don't believe the com mon people a,e going to carve out inde pendent fortunes by any combination ex cept hard knocka, and a good many of thrtu, during a good many hours of the day. Oar fathers did so, and their chil dren must learn that they have got to work hard and long to achieve mores*. I should be glad to have wages paid for by the hour, by retail rather than by the gross, but if men expect that eight hours a day is going to be all that is necessary for their support, tiiey are wrong. My own iuipreation U that there are very few men that can make enough out of right hours a day to enable them to educate the r children and lift their family far higher than tln-v found it. Politicians say a pi eat deal about the interests of tlie wori ragmen, they arc praised a great d.itl in the papers, and God forbid that I, who have the bio id of blacksmiths in tuy veins, should not think well of work ingmen. But they should love work for its own sake, and their children must be brought up to feel that they must by work ! make themselves independent. Do not I'Xpcot a division of your fat tiers'estate. Bo houeat; manly I Cultivate a spir jit of independence, and by tho sweat of your brow work out your own salvation. There is a pride in this, and a jif ,t pride, and I honor a man who can say, •* I am not indebted to fortune for my prosperi tv ; I earned it by the sweat of my brow ; 1 baptized every dollar of it with that sweat." Money so earned generally stay s by a man, and usually has a man to star by. (Laughter.) Do not rely on luck. It is naked. Do you not believe in lack ? Yes, he that has a good father aud moth* r has good lock. He whose father and mother whipped him enough :i'l good lurk. He that lias common ■anna, hat good luck, lie that rises early and toils late has good luck. Men that do not drink intoxicating liquor have good lu~k. A man that does not quar rel, lint by kindness wins the love of all around him has good luck. He that has good faculties has good luck, but I never knew a man that was weak and changea ble that had good luck. Luck is in work ; do not trust to any other Inck ; fools trust to lottery, to superstitious luck. Mr. Beecbcr then sdvised frugality, and said that those were unhappy who were so brought up that they did not have to leonomlae. It sraa not" so much the vol ne of the money saved by frugality as it sraa the moral benefit of the habit, and the man in this country that knew bow to save was sure to become rich before be died, unless he died very soon. . He warned bil bearers against habits of self indulgence, and inculcated the neoeasity ; of salf-culture, closing by adjuring the ! audience In nil things to have a firm treat in God, who would order all things for the beat. Oa the Flatma. The routns rum illy chosen for travel ncrtw" the Plain*. a_vs Gen. Custer, may ;be ouid to faruiah, upon an average, I water every fifteen tniloa. la miM Tn- I ataßtve, however, and during tlio hot MBMon of the year, it ia nvceeaary in j (daoea to go into what ia termed " a dry oamp," that ia, to encamp where there is ' rip water. In such emergencies, with a ' previous knowledge of the route, it is practicable to transport from the laat ! camp a Sufficient quantity to satisfy the i demand* of the people composing the , tram, but the dumb brutes must trust to i the little moisture obtained from the night ' grazing to queurb their thirst. The animals inhabiting the Plains re : *oraWe in some respects the fashionable society of some of our larger cities. 1 During (he extrcma beat of the summer ; th|Metifo nourowi indicated. The ealiraate* are all for gold valoes r■— Imml rem*l of mI ads Set... 655,060 00 Tai en SS.iOO kin, te be uka bv (>rMut rcyabUjeaa ,- MO,OMM Bona* > '±i. .' UeaAt es ■Use .. I. At# 08 Haaaa an Ml (56 rtU per *aJM>. of wfaito the yield is eaUtuaMKl _ at oos gallon fur each Mai kl lasl UJM MoppS** sadaebmia lo to teretefe •J W MUrce at aaat talaoda. .. l,tW mows ***. Value of aasl aaiaa store taxes. .. i,Wg Pate from Yafcou Jiatrlet,anoaatly • Otoar quarts nuts I km.,,,.. ie,eooeo Pare tod lalt or (titkan Ctuiet, sc- enrdiag to Tidosii '• report - 61 ,C**> 0 tan—i >toUl of aca-ouer trJ., ao- Uot*U Jat o—-baif the arena* _ _ annual yield ef tto last 90 yean ISJOO 00 W*.nj. Jroty. awl 00 CI ' J).,.... 7,#00 to .Stilt codfiati ia.6ii.twj nomub is , W7.D . ."..... ..v.. summ, Ortlrer ot! 10 uuO goto a, SMS).. 10,** M While ott aadhnpafiom kiaekea,,- wstrr* redmaled at one-third the wtota Behnmr lea csteb aeas ellr- via., tef.Wet—•trt irtf linwa. J1 I.l7a,twogalCoeoil Mo,SMM 1 leeerada . . TTTTT-TT;.....MJ0:. i Hpara and 1u5ter................. 2,00000 Total annual product ........ ..HjMSWM Mr. DaUa nays: The product of Lha, 1 -ea! fishery ia fixed be taw and the mgn lationa of the (Wrote 17 of the Treasury. The amount of oil actually sfrad ia not i made public, but it ia wall known that the arala afford, when tbev first arrive.; 1 about two gallons each, which ia iwdaead : to one gallon toward the nd of the sea-; bon. I bare tatimated it at one galion ' per seal. , - The average annual yield of wea otter for the lent twenty yean baa been 1,300 f kina; in 1868 over 2,000 were obtained i I have estimated the auntial yield at 65® kiua, which ia certainly Ukow the math.' ; The akina ami taiia are .old separately ; ' good akiua of both are worth 81H5, but : have been estimated at 8100. The nap ply of eodflah taken has nearly doubled Muce 1866. but I have estimated the sup ply of eodiiver oil at the old flgurev. tiioughtt must have lamely increased. The oodAah is aatimated at ita market price, wholesala, at the rloae of the era son of 1870. While the greater part of the oil and whalebone taken in the North Pacific ia from Alaakan water*, 1 have cooaiderod only one third of it as being the product of Aleaka, and cminuted its value at the price fixed at the Saodrsch lalanda, aa ia the custom of the trade. The ice trade is given at the old figure*, although it ia on the iuc; case aa & the trade in sjwra. The ood-fiaherfe* hare iucrenaed uooa the puwhaae it the rate, 'of fourteen peg cent, per annum, and will doubtless continue to inar*aae. The Alaskan oedar ia the ou\j timber hi the wo-ld. which defies alike 810' rot and the ship-worm. One-filth of the wharves of Han Francisco annually mac dumb to the ravngea of the teredo, though built Of the beat Oregon pine; and.it ia not credible, with an v remedy within threu or four weeks' sail of thm, that Sao Francisco mcrchauta win opntiuue to neglect it A trade of greater or (cm extent ia bound to spring \ tip in Hm timber. flow to tirra a Turkey. , The geoUrenan who, does the can iag firmlv takes the oarriog-knifein hi* rigbt hand, then pick* up the steel and tbaro- ns the knife k Tittle thereon ; then, with the left hand, takes the fork anil insects it in the brew* of the fcuAev. on* tine reck ride of the breast-bone, jmrt about where the highest paint is. With the turkey on it* hack; with tha fork wellia the breast of. the bird ; with the head of , the turkey toward hte left hand—without any fussing, (.pattering, haggling, or t-aw ! ing—he cut* oil the first joint of th* 1 wing farthe* from him. Then he'cuts away the second joint, giving fair plij nod full sweep to toe knife, when ceases the work of during from the breast. Alter the wing be eat and carved, with a nies dexterous inurement ha oats of! the first joint of the leg, letting the drum ; stick fsll neatly down upon the side of the platter ; then he shaves off three ot four slices from the second joint, thai ! there mar be enotfirh dm* watt to go , ijnuud. Then be cuts tha aecend joint out, ull in a moo, artistic manner, being careful not to take oat the fork or foottrt his hold thereon. After he has token off the wing and the leg and duly cawed them, he Una tha turkey, changes mxts with it, sad serves the other ride ia the asm# way, "taking cure not to spatter tha gravy or flip the dressing all over the table and into- the laps of the guests. After the limbs have ' boon cut away, in thin sUqpa he shaves ' the breast down ; with the point of fhe knife earring oat all those little tid-Uts I which people of good taste generally like, i Then he cuts into the dressing, and, if he I pleases, follows up to* work of dissect ing i without having token the fork from the breaat-boue till the bird is completely disjointed. In order to do this well he mast have a steady hand, a sharp knife one with a stiff "back preferred. The Eint wants to be keen and substantial. e must do the work quickly—ia lete , time than has been occupied tn writing i I this much of this article, i i Then he asks the first Judy on hte right ! what part of the turkey she prefers : if she will have it with or without dressing, grsvy, Ac., Ac. When she U helped he asks't he first isdy on his left and faelpa her; then the second lady on hte right; toeq the second-lady on hia left, and so on to the foot of the table. He then helps the gentlemen in the same man ner ; assisting hte wife (if he bus one), who should W tested at the foot of the table, last of all, exempting himself. Never ent a turkey or meat of any kind in chunks ; slwsya cut it in slices. Never undertake to carve with a case knife, or a dull knife, or one limber like a piece of tin, for such A performance wiH only secure for yon tip? name of a "botch'' 1 and' for your guests any quantity of grease-spots aid just cause for com piomt ' I ' ./ml ftti 1 *' T# rrre*iondentv. Persona writing with the expectatioa <4 having their letters publislicd m this paper will do well to observe the follow iugrules : Write only when you have something to say. When you have tuid it, quit. Write only on one ride or your paper. Write plain, and as you want your let ter to appear. ,i. Do uoi write with a pencil when a pen can be had. Leave ofl the lopg preambles which occupy space and require time to read. Give the facts—comment* will be made here. . * • - Moke your letters short, pointed, lively. Do not write 00 loots you are afraid to sign. Cowards never make reliable cor respondents. Short letters, like short visits, make long friend*. ' • •' - ! Oysters in England Lave reached th* •normous pries of SBS a bushel, conse quent upon the almost complete dredging out of the oyster beds, and ore now such a luxury that only the aristocracy mm Af ford to eat them. NO. 2. <4 ' * v ~• a . Mi. - - -j .' .a iia n. 1 .**. %. At-.-la t* VMt A isi £ Wl att® w* PfifelW wtc. fito4. Wtet ■ You toU up arat fiwm tte Baht tw tea* moA 18* * teWMi And t b* bM are and * •*> are kiiri, Aad pm We tor mm to* heart el 1 to* temaa- B* not into miu*. Th* Area are a* toe steam, Sw'uv-'a'ttel! teuateToMt of to* rerth—* pat not into nun*. | mMIM.iM.IUIU.IIMJ.. .11l I) Facta sad F>H*M. To protect the okret-Fot a fok on it. The voice of nature-The mountain's p Mb '' If 6 small boy is a W. tea big boy • ladder ? Fee Simple—Money givan to • quack (lotto. How to tell toe weight of a flto-by always applied in vein. A ton of straw iisaksi eight hundred and fifty pounds of pspw. The rw 00 the north aide of Chiesfo are now culled " Slab Town." When does a ntu. have to keep hU word f When no on will tale it In putting the "beet foot forward," •alwaviime the right, nr it wiH be left. I Ilaviey gens up aa beer eomea down, , and a if who ales ia called mait treated. Maov young nten are eo impr'widut thai they cannot keep anything hut Ute )t*mm JS< 2 A line of stapes ia now npntog tram Duluth to Superior Ciif, eight 4MM on th ice. ' * ' Uia all very well to any, "take things as tocv com? but mtpptoe thing. d<2t comet The Bcv?uto Day B*ptiate h*ve a !r -mberthip of abont 7,000 is the United Statee. f , "Matilda, what animal cornea don* from the dandST* " The tain, dean— Augustus." Mexiao ia mid to be like the earth, ba> (worn it has a revolution every tweaty fottr hours. Why is amen whooenH leara by ex periemst hko a lenrell Beoaaae be is aa Aodebntod anther says thatnalaMw , ever oonuwmcad without the fln* pega being an apology. Th& lAtfi* ot dr^wnoM' as much as formerly, many of them bte ing made entirely plain. Fteneh dreeemakera amy that an A mer ictfko cw*i'>tat'r it wctfib ©ow U> thofii tlian thrm +**+?• Or any atom aaaaon why." - A Hindoo oaee boaatod tost be had never taken human life, when some one vilk.*!•-italy showed mm a morsel, of h; daily food ander a nuasosoone. The poor fellow died soon afterward* of starva tion. • The earth! in Texas wffl die by tooe- Handsic conaequeiiee of the severe winter. It computed by a local journal that the we* Texas caetie inters* bee test in stock, iram the present cold snap, over **>o,ooo. No on* ever aaeae lady in the street, nowadays with a clean, freto-tookin# tin) detealabk habit of wmrtog the dress ao long aa to wc-p th<- filthy *re*a making them look slovenly and duty in very Ismißar with n physutea. was asked whether he bad em.- partnership with him. "i, yea," said he, "we're been together for some time; I always carry the doctors 'work home when it is done." I--to no ia Rockingham, Virginia, baa feet u shaped exactly like toe human baud. There are fingers and nails ell carnplete; toe hand and foot being soft ■n.l fi,-- hr, sad altogether different from any chicken root that has ever been seen j t f4 •. IL.JJI.J x ujz i eMu A Tteoy*" H'luax Ctnoa*.—Julie Vair 1* vs. Thomas Grace This is aa aetior of the case brought to recover damages fur breach of promiae to many. De fence : That di-tvadant has ae*<* made 4 anr promise to marry the piaia'ifi ; that it ia a conspiracy on the part of the plauf 1 tiff and her fwiilv to extort money tram him; that the plaintiff first proposed marriage; that be replied, "Too wouldn't marry aa old man lime me, would yon 1" when she replied "he wold, if there wea ohly m.mev . notigh ; that be never gave lie r anv wrvaente but wh* were arficited bwtofc'plaintiff; that be never took her to ride except when asked to take her on occasion* when she was going the same way; that aB be aid in relation to marriage was when she, during the win let of 1876, suggested that would be a •good time to get married, he said that if ha wMguanc to get married he should prefer the Fourth of July, which wm the only occasion o.f hia manifesting any wwriutb of jawioe ; and that he has not made-or beokan any such proouae as the plaintiff alleges. The defendant submit ted hia defence without introducing any tesbracm* Verdict for plaintiff for 88,500. Defcodnnt takes an appeal— Procidkncf (R, l) BtraUl. % A HOLIDAT GAM.— A favorite game, gcnaraUv played oa Cfcristmae-eve in Old Hug land, is known by toe name of snsp dragou. It is thus described : " A auan ttty of rafeina is deposited in a large bowl or dish (the broader and shallower this ia the better), and brandy or some other spirit is poured over the fruit and ignited. The by standera now endeavor to tnrna to grasp a raisin by plunging their bonds through the flames, and as this is somewhat of an arduous feat, re quiring both courage end rapidity of action, a considerable amount of laugh ter and merriment ia evoked at the ex pense of toe nnsueeessfnl competitors. The ' Hong of the Snapdragon ' ia anng (hiring the progress of the game, and it ia usual to extinguish all the lights in the roam, eo that toe lurid glare from the iiwring spirits may exercise to the full ita weird-like effect" ill/. . xi i ' ______ 4 * Why should potetoea grow better than any other vegetable ? Because they have got eyea and see what they are doing. Liquos Umaxm*—ln the United Eingdopi, in 1870, there were 190,899 taverns. In that year the sum of £112,- 886,603 was spent for drinks, which was a lurger amount by more than £28,000 than was spent in 1858-61. There was one seller of liquor to every 83 houses. The amount of grain consumed to pro duce the drinks in 1869 was 62,772,572 bushel*. This it is estimated would, if made into bread, have produced enough loaves to nave a road ten yards wide more than 1.800 miles long. So aaya the Be* G. H. Vibbert (aa quoted in the Boston Jomttal). • Coern/r BLUKDML —A rather costly mistake is stated to have been made in the office of a member of the Liverpool Stock Exchange recently. The principal perceiving on. thp table whatbeoppfcd to be a quantity of waste papa*, hastily gnlhemi it Up and threw it into toe lire, where it was speedily burnt. Almost immediately afterwards he found that with toe paper he had thrown into the flames Bank of England notes of toe val ue of £l,lOO. The numbers of the notea ore not known. Open air and cold water are recommend ed by a celebrated physician OS the best cosmetics for the complexion. -