THE lIETITSIMIRO COMPILER D vinnaSlM• "Villa VALDAY. BY FL J. sTimx. Trans.—Two Doman' per annum in rutranee-- Two Dorsals' AND FITTT CICIIII It hot paid In advance. No aut.:Option discontinued, unless at the option of the pubLlsher, until all arreoragotare paid. AD VNIITI , I6XIINTS inserted at the usual rates— large redaction to those who ads ernse by the year. , • Jon Pr.t.wrtrO. of every doartiption —from the sonattest Sahel or card to the lament handbill or paster-.llamo with dispatch, In a workman like manner, end at the lowest living rates. °MOS on lialUmont street, a few doots above the Ouort-lbathe, on the opposite aide, with !'tlettysburg Compiler OrlIce" on the building. Attornies, Physicians, !ie. RDWAJID B. BILEZILEB, s A TTOTINEY AT LAW, Will faithfully and prompt y attenti to all baldness entrustod to him. lie secede the Garman language. OMee at the rm• Woe., In booth Baltimore street near Forney'e drug store, and nearly opposite banner d Veg. ter's atone. Gettysburg, March M. D. AreCONArOlfr, Jolly M. KRAUTH, ATTORNEYS AN!) COUNSELLORS. DMeCONArrill Y luta araoelated JtniN . K RAUTII, Est., In the Practice of the Low, tat hla utttee one door west of barb/sea Drug Store, ettainberanura etre , t. Speelat attention at 'MI to mtttu, collection. and ...garment at cantle, All - leant Ittudneati and clalsos W Penalona bounty. hock Puy, and Dam oats total nal t of nod S:ntem, at all times, on/raptly and entelently attended to. hand Warrants loented, and choice -Fnrnut kir asle ht /own 411 d other NN eastern States. Nos ISt:. = TTOR NEY AT LAW, Will‘promptly attend to all fAgnl buntneaa animated to Mtn, ineludlng the porartna of..Peucldna, Fount y, Bork Pay, nod alt other sgolost tOn United Slater and Made (On rromelta. . • onlre In Islorth-wetit corner of Illamond, Getty n burg, I'etill R. April 15,11,107. tf =I ATTORNEY AT LAW, Partieblar attention paid to eolkction of Pensions, !knotty, and itink-psy. 01Ilee in the 8. E. eorner of the Intunond. tiettysburs, April 0, if Mt. Lk M. El KENBOLIE, lIAVING Just returned Inuit the University of Maryland and Hospitals of Baltimore, has louited at lIEIBLEBSIII'It I I and offers his pro. fewslontil services to the public. Apt II 21, 'MN. t f WW;IM= OFFICE AND DWELLING. A few donne from the . N. E. oorner of Baltimore and (Ugh street... neer the Preen) :ellen Church, tietlyeburs, Fa. April I, INTL - - M2121= 11111.141CIAN, BUkt(i EON AND AI2OII.7('IIIATR, living permanently located In New Oxford, will ;magi, lit loM profeedon In all Ma I,ntia lies. His frninds and all others desiring lila professional service , . are nattiest.' to rail and consult him at silsOlive, In Hallo% er street. May :M. NC. tf »,•. F. r. n Oi.F, H. INIX6 LOCATED AT EAST BERLIN, AD AMR ClitiNTY, Dopeni_that by etriet attention to him profeaelonni iiiitiee he may merit a abate of the Reline pa t nine Ke. A lir! i 'l, 1406. tf CZ= I lSt Itr-IMIET) thr Pno•tlre of 31 , d11rine In and',.(lers I I aervieen,io the mblle. t /SUM, at Into hose, emorr of Lm bard street and Foundry (MeV, near the Itullroad. tine. MI atterktion Klven to t4lUa Inrearen. Llttlev town, Nov. +I, INC. J. I,ALIR HSI HILL, M. D., D ENTIS TI'sui him °Mee one their weed of the tu t hymn choral in i 'lolllll , i`Mlettg street, land oppo mite Dr. (.. Horner 11 office, where [home wishing to hart any I N•Illill I /lie I II t lc M performed itre reemeeD I f Di❑y Invited to MIL RE'lling:WlEß : ling. Horner, I v. H. L. Ihtugher, li. D., Rev. Prof. M. JitrObe, I D , Prof. M. L. St°, er. lettysharg, April 11,75.3. EAGLE HOTEL, Av i)AI , OItD, ADAMS COUNTY, rA I IF: underefgoed having purchased the Martin .1 ti.del property, In New Oxford, Atimmi coun t) ; wilt conduct It tu future, muter the owne of thr "Engle lintel." fie pledges lilinbelf to spare 21.1 effort for the comfort of hie guests. file table shun have the twat the nutrket run ationl, and itle bee the choicest liquors. file chambers onne and canton fall hi give sallefin lion. There Is emontodlous etabllog attached to the }toted, which will be attendmrhy a reliable and• recontizdating ostler. The proprietor i t o t tot to fPfri‘ t It liberal Rillare 41 pUbila 1(1'01114 W, and will a live try to turnsit. Iteniember the ' . Eneie,',ln the northeast corner of the Inanoind, Now Oxft.nl. arireirtl, loft If I= GLOBE INN, yortx SEAR DIAM(INT, =ZI 'TIRE undersnfrusl would most respectfolly in -3_ form his nurneruits friends and the public geneni,ll, that he boa purthased that long estab. tithed and nett knon n Hotel, the "Globe Inn," In York street, tiettyshunt, and will spare no effort 111/ IL In n notoner that will led de tract from Ito tornier high reputation. Ills table w 111 hate the best We ket tut, allord—his ellamhers are spaelou• and condoriable—and he has loot in for his bar a full stew k and Loom There will rge stabling attached to We Hotel, which he atteuded by atteutlte mtt len. 'l t will be his einistant endeavor to render tbe fullest satistaetlon to his pleats, making his house as near a home to them RA poshible. lie asks a share of the public's patninage, determin ed as ho Is is desert e a large part of It. Iteniem her, the "Moto. Inn" to In York street, but near than Diamond, or Piddle square. S.A.3IUEL WOLF. April 4,1861. KEYSTONE HOUSE, (IFIAIIBERBI3I.7ItO ST.. GETTYABC7II(I, gA WM. X. MYXRB, PROPRINTOR. MITTS la a Mile ;rouse, fitted up In theernost ap j style. Its lawdlon Is pleasant, can teal and convenient. Every arrangement has been, Made for the scerannialat lnu aud comfort of guests. The Table will alwa) s have the best of tbe market, and thellar the beat of wines Hod I Icirn,re. There is cortarwodiona elbabiltta attached, with uu aeanninalatlng ostler always on 11.1.1111. This lintel IS now open for the entertainment fact the palate, and u share of pat mange . it mondial. edhrt win be spared to render autlfaction. Jan. It, tf , EVERHART'S FRANKLIN MOINE, 00111.Nrat 01 IIOWARD A TILLNK LIN !With:ETA. BALTIMORE, M.l). This House la on a direct line between the ti.rthern Central and B.tit [more 6. Ohio Railroad Depots. It has been refitted and n or ly or nuuted for the convenience aud the entertain ment of guests. Nov. 11, I. 11 NEW -FORWARDING AND COMNIISSION HOUSE If%SING purchased the extensive tlarehonee. (?are, tn., of Culp At •FAIIII-Ihalor, the under ginned Infetnl to rat ry on the bualnetta, under the firm of Ingham .It. Co., at the oil nand, on the corner of Washington and Ihdhowl streets, on 111111 . 0 extensive ratio thee invetoture. We are paellig the highest market prices for HAY, FLOUR, (MAIN . AVU ALL. KINLINS OF mlzai FLOUR and FEED, FALT, and all kinds o GROCERILE, kept constantly on hand and fo male, cheaper than they can be had anywhere else. PLASTER:and all kinds of FERTILIZERS, cou+tautlr tot hand, or furnished to osier. A REbULAIL LINE OF FILEIGIIT CAM; r 11l leave our Warehouse every TI'LND.II* MORNING, and tteCOltliktotlittittli trittlot Hill be run as °erasion limy require. Ily this arrange ment we are prept,re 4 l to conVeJ Freight at All Ilmettto and from Baltimore. All business of this kind entrustad to us, will tosiprcuitptly attended to. Our Carl ran to the Warehouse of Ste‘rilitoll Ittlosts,lls North Howard street, Baltimore. Be ttis delenultiod to pay good priers, sell el.:upend deal fairly, we Invite everybody to give as a call. WM. M. BRAILA ALEXANDER ('GLEAN, JAMto RIGRAY. Jus247, tf MCCURDY & *UI ZON, DIG tad 111 ' 'FLOUR, OR.LIN, OROURRIES, &C. et ate ea.iim at their Vare la larzilale street, 17-imei Woes for °Wait Buehler's YLOtflit o wogs% _RYA CORN, OATS, DUCK- Y, =AV CLOVIRt AND TIMO= • WACO% Mr. 479. E I S #, Cr, .... and Invite Kokomo !giro them a call before 11•4 11 111. , They have cougaddyou head for wile, A LARGE SUPPLY OF OR4)IaMZUN, Molasses, Syrup; agrees, Rogan: , ke.. vela Salt, Figh, Mt, Tar, Poop, theon end lard.. dm. Also the beet brande of FLDIJE, warrat of at kinds. They Ittemise have SEVERAL VALtrAi3LIC TEIITILIZERS eatable radle Guano. Rhodes' Phosphate and A A Maxima Game. Whilst Oily pay the highest market prime tar all they bey they aril at the lowest Rettig prongs. They oak ashore arta& patttmage, 1411110iVeli eataNketloo to every ROBERT MeCURDT, 8. HAMILTON. tlettyeburg, July 1. 1957. ,► rizsT-cuss TARN A PRIVATE SALE. r twirailles of GM/labor& ea am '1.71," 1 ". "="l l =eimi:= „ reasorrabra IL MIKA, Cliatyabang. Pa. .. __ v. :~y .~~. w ~y. G FTTysBERG ComplL 4111°A; F v Rif ÜBEPr NrY 'ear Pi. BY H. J. STABLE. Important Discovery I THE "POULTERERS' FRIEND," OR CIIICKEY POWDERS. [Copyright Secured.] A CERTAIN Mit 1 , 02 RAPES IN CHICKENS AND TURKEYS. Will prevent and cure CHICKEN CHOLERA, and caber Diseases eoustsou lo Poultry, sad will promote aa Increase of Fat. Full Directions an-ont teeny each Package. PRICE 95 CLWIII. IrdiE, annexed are a few of the certificates we here reeely_cd In proof of the great value and ettliwcy of the isiterava. VT1011111: Cantiol.t.rom, Baltimore co., /4,1.,1 Deeeinber lath, 1847. Meaare. Clotworthy et Co. Gentlemen are used your "Poulterers' Friend" upon a brood of young chickens that had the gaptai, and atia happy to Nay, that by the d tote of a few ote% they were entirely eured. It will. certainly cure the wipes when used accord big dlrectiona, Yours, ge. I= MWM;EINMEI (It atlenu•a —I Lug e .1,1 all the ••Powltorerw' Friend" I reeefved from you Isun Auguot. The poultry In the eurroundltig country wax dy Ink bury hurt with "ChMere.•' I reoomwrend•d your . - . . .. . _.. . . . “l'oultrrenr Frluk,l," and um far us I could Ir.tru it 1.1”.. brutes, a ..lire for the illnew... /temp,. I fully, W. It. lioolllf.k.N. BALTIMORE, Feb. 2d, ISO& Me.otni. clot worthy @ i : I. awn •VI,) chicken. were dying ery id ra w win my neighbor. called "Chicken eltoleiß24 wnx induced to try your "Poulterer.' Friend," mid It,workut t&ke dorm. I got eit nx directed, and it cured thole. Chet were then Kick, coed l has of not ReVIA any syuiptonis 01 the blouse hint,. Your., /3, MF...NCK EN, Crow ft Warner kW, eJurvagwtx, Frislerlek en.. NM., I July :I'M, 186'7. j 3l , Ksrs. Clotwort iny & Co. llitlllusure: Gentlemen: The wonderful cures which have 114,1 made by your "Poulterers' Friend" eau not fall to I uterest, till who raise Poultry. A gentle man oil this N Otago has been experimenting on ehtekens with the gapes. He tried your ”Pon I terene Friend"' according to the directions, and It had the desired rart.(a in destroying the worm, raises hug the iiiiirkeit at once. Mlm e then I iiiiNehail 111.111,' cults for it, and a has 1iN•11 uxccl 12Zil.thliVVIN . With thi• It Is of ine.aleulable N,lue 10011 wino raise Pon ltrr. liespert fanny. A. !SPE:4'ER. For sale by A. Gettysburg, and M. J, Elam it (mini rt.:, Md. Mane Lulu red'onlr by CLOPWIJItTiIY W CO., :SW halts more St., 11.1I,TIMil1tE, MD. dig A liberal lliseount, allowed when purchased In large quantities. CA I'TION.—TIne politic are motioned against any similar prepartitions. linty Clotaorthy Co.'s are genuine. - • Feb. IN, 310 RE-BUILT Confectionery and Ice Cream JOHN GRUEL, Chanthcisburg Sired, Ocitydotrg, neat door to Eagle Hotel, having completed his new building, has opened the largest ...sort meut of Confections ever oire red In (lett) nburg, including FRENCH AND,C1))11117)N C.\ NDIES. Toys: nits, hr., and everything behlnging ton nAt-. Innn Vonfeetionery, with enpeeltd tureuttano dal... (Of 1.111.11rn and tientlemen. ICE CREAM nnppllo.l' on Rhoroelt nni Feb.ll. laG9. t f WM. BOYER & SON, DEAL Ylll4 IX ' s GROCERIES, A"OTIOX` TOBACCOS, &C EEO Stone,• Wooden and Willow Ware A gene - ral assortment of all Goods ueually kept In • FIRST-CLAE*4 FAMILY GROCERY =1 NEW FIRM EN New Oxford, Adams county, Pa. HERSH & BROTHER H the Wareborme recently occu- They are now pitying the HIGH PST PRICES for GRAIN AND PRODUCE. Conatautly on hand, choloe selections of LUM DER, OVAL AND OItIa:ERI.M. • JA - 1ft..)3 . PAUL NE:Real. New Oxford, Nov. 1, 1847. am NVir COACH SHOPS. YANTIS, ADAMS CO., LITTI.WrOWN, PA. F' il lzic ,, e .e th l :s an te . thod of Inforn v iin=pul ah 4 . 1e at.fAttlestown, where 144 are prepared to menu- V i tae.. to order all kinds of BUlitilni, CAR SUL.KIEri, on the shortest notice nd most iwconinievititing terms. Our hands have horn procured from Baltimore, and, se We use none but Arohe material, we con put up work to r pete i Ith any. shop In the State_ Ohl work repaired and taken in exchange for Aug.new. T. Dlr. tf CARRIAGE- MAKING BUSINESS. runE uuderalgued have resumed the Carriage making busineas, AT THEIR OLD STAND, a 1,1 Doe Riddle &reef, Gettpaborp, Pa., where they are prepared to put up work In the moat tasiltloaable, antkoliduatial and waperlor stun ner. A lot of now aild second-Land CARRIAGES, &C., ON RAND, which they will dispose of at the lowest 141ces; and all omen will be supplied as prompt y and satisfactorily as possible. REPAIRING DONE WITH DFHPATCH; and at lhellpnt RUM andA 0: 4 of new and ukl IiAILYEAS on Land ale. Thankful kw the liberal path:made heretofore enjoyed by them, they willeit and will endear: lodes/erre a Large .hare in the fujure. D.VrItER & ZIEGLER Sulyears hitter they were final Intro dared Into Gana country front Germany, during %latch h ue they hate unaloolaedly perfos teed more cut .. and benenteA nattering Mittman) to agreater extent, than ally other remedire known too the public. The., n mettles will effectually cure l.h er Com n I, Jaandlet., Pyspeprla, Citron le or Nero Oils Debility. Chronic biarrliarit. Disease of the Kid m.•>a,.ll all 111,e1.411 nearing front a I)(rot tiered Liter, Stant:telt, or l latentines. DEBILITY, Itelmlt Log from any fsause whatever; PROFerRA TION TIIE lodurNl S.,rre Labor, Hardships, Exposure., Fevers, ar e There is no medicine extant equal to the.. reamslie.l/1 i..li Ca.., .1 tone and war I. na 'wt.d to the Nviit•le system, the wpm( ite t. streggtlic IP .1 loud is rego,)Aal, the atoms, h di gests plomptlt , the blood is purified, the MM. 1101111 d and losilth,c, theoo yellow t Inge is enull , a led from the t • [d gi v en to the cheeks, and the teak and tier% ow, In slid heroines a strung and healthy being. PERSON'S ADP ANCED IX LIIE, And feeling the hand of time weighing heavnY upon them. with all its MUMNIPLIIt 111 a w W 1111,1 In the ow of this DITTIOIeII or the TONIC, an elixir that will Willi new f in Into the New!, re store ht a measure the energy and ardor of more youthful days, hoild up their shrunken forms, and give issaltit and happiness to their remain ing years. NOTICE. it I. a well.estahliahed feet that fully one-half of the female portion of our population are sel dom In the enjoyment qf peal health; or, to 1.1110 their mi n expreasion, "never feel well." They arc languid, des old of all energy, extremely net t mat and have no appetite. To this class of perswo. the BITTERS, or the TONIC, is especially reemuntended. WEAK AND DELICATE CIIILDREN Are made strong by the use of either of theae remedies. The's,' a cure every came( If ARAN. Min, without fall. Thouhands of eertilleutes have ammoniated In the hands of tie proprietors, but space will allow of tja, publhattloo of bat few. Those, It v. be oleten ed, are men of note and of such standing that they 111111“ he believed. TESTIMONIALS. Hon. Geo. W. Woodward, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Pa., writes: Id, I. "1 dal 'lloodand's Ger Phi/odeman /phißit ldarrli ter' is a I good tonic, useful In diseases of the digestive organs, Fours truly, of gnat benefit la awes of debility, and want of nervous action In the system. ours truly, GEO. W. WOODWARD." Hon, James Thompson, Judge of the Supreme Court of Penneyfi•unln. PhflodcfpAta, April VI, Dinfl. "I consider •Hootland's Bierman Bitters' a cuss able medicine In new of attacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia. I can certify this from my experi ence of It. Yours, with respect; JAltikki THOMPSON." From Rev. Joseph H. Kennard, D. D., Pastor of the Tenth Baptist Church, Philadelphia. Dr. Jackass—Dear Mir: I hme Men frequently requested to connect sty name x ith recounnett datlons of ditThrent kinds of medicines, bat re. ordlng the practice as oat of my appropriate phew I have in nil owes declined; but with a dor r proof In various instances and particularly In my own family of the usefulness of Dr. Hoof' lands German Blttent, I depart for once front my usual course, to express my full con victiott that,/or general detulay of the siistrtn, and especial ly for Liver Cboapialni, ft VII a sole and vahable pre 7177in7e rases it"lLTTTl btnotw verylWltlse who sutler front the atm, c Lou., YMITIS, very rtepectiblly, J 11. KENNARD, Eighth, below Coates St. From Rev. E. D. Fendall, Assistant Editor Christian Chronicle, Philads. I has e derived decided Lentil t from the use of Hadland's German Bitters, and feel it my pris l iege to recommend them an a most N. alnable ton ic, to all who are suffering from general debility' or from deseases arising frOm derangement of the liver. Yours truly, E. D. FEN DALL. CAUTION Hoodund's German Remedies are counterfeit ed. Mee that the eiguuture of C. M. JACKSON, to oia the wrapper of each bottle. All othani are counterfeit. Principal once and Manufactory at the Ger m a n Medicine ntorc, No. CI Alttill Street, Phil alphia, Pd. - cm:llmm M EVANS, Co. Formerly C. M. J A CKSON a Co. PRICES Hoollandb German Bitten, per bottle, • II 00 half dozen, - 5 00 Hoollanit's German Tonic. put up in j eart hot.. tlesit not bottle, forget to ' e r :antlne gre?l the article you buy. On ...ruler to get the genuine. li•For sale by Drugglate generally. Jan. 17, UM ly CHANGE OF FIRM rilglF: undersigned have leased the Warehouse j ou the corner of Stratton street and the Rail road, In Getty - abuts, where they will carry on the Grain and Produce Business ttr all tts branehes. The highest peen will al ways ge paid Wheat,__ ,Rye Corn, Oath. Clover and Timothy Beeds,Flasseed, Ramie, Hay and egraw, Dried Fruit, Norm, gasp, Hams, Shoulders and tildes, Potatoes, with everything else in the country produce tine. Groceries, of all kiads constantly Mt Land and for sals, Sit mi., Molasses, fl=Tens Bn , Places, Salt, Cheese, r , ilreown, tw,tu nr v:e.- rinds; IfftYl l tes , "b Nacia; Smoking wad Chewing Tobaccos. They are always able to supply adult rate arti ste of Flour, wiM the differs:an kinds of Feed. Also, Ground Plaster, with finance and other fertilizer,. COAL, by the Mabel, ton or ear Iced. We will also run Lines of Freight Cars to N 0.77 North street, BALTIMORE, aad kW kot street, PHILADELPHIA. All goods wilt to either of the above places will be recetord and forwarded promprlr. Goode should be marked "limners' Ow." R. R. BENNER 41, BRO. April to, ISM tf HOUSE PAINTING 01C9120.1C A. WARNER, HOURS paiNrirs. Galati Wasthistoe K.. GoityiGam Pa. GOOD WORE AND lIKDDIDAPD PDDIDA July D. MD. rmnie.-3ad Ikk3e.Mmil anailMir sepfitr ~ ,vklii„-, GETTYSBURG, / PA., FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1868, The baby ilex in Its mother'. arm., Quiet, and pale, and thin, But the little bead le wine more raised A. Harry coma. bounding in. A wooden horse in his hand he bold', Bark Gray, with a long Wreak mane; And an eager, longing look Della up The pale little face again. "No, baby dear, I will hold it claw, But I cannot glee It telfon Vat afraid you would Wit fall, and break My harm, re pretty and new." Bet the pale little eager bee alit pleads, Outalretchedila the small head still; Ile stands fora timwaent, tkeaholds It out. "I'll lend It to baby, I will." That day Is past. sad be ands it saptin Where the baby had thrown It aside Ifs r ooral red, with Its Mires bells, Still tut to the bridle tied. Theresa touch ofpaint off thobrlghtgreeustick. And a chip oh the horss'aeor; But, Oh! not that to the boy's Wue eye Brings the quickly gathering tear. MIS while Harry IP:mite will still be glad litet he leut her the horse that day; For the baby bee gone where never again Can she ask with his toys to play. We cull the following gem from Dr. Chapiu'e lecture on the "Nobility of Labor:" Hardly anything is more contempti ble than the conceit which rests Merely upon social riOeillon—the conceit of those who Imagine that they thus aredivorced from the clay of comuion men, of those who shrink with horror from the Idea of work, as something which degrades by its very contact, and yet who, very likely, owe their present position to some not very remote ancestor, who, recog nizing his call to work, lived more hon estly in the world than they do, and was not ashamed of soiled thumbs. It Is one of the meanest things for people to be 'ashamed of the work from which they draw their income, and which glorified their ancestors more with their soiled apro and black gowns, than themselves with their fine ribbons and flashing Jewelry. \lt might be a fine thing to be like the liH t es, more gloriously clothed n' than Solon, and doing nothing, as if we were mil titles. Advantageous po sition is only a more emphatic call fur work ; and while hose who hold the ad vantage may not ru bi , o , mpelled to manu al ddgery, they s uld recognize the fact that manual drudgery may be per, formed in the same \spirit as that whixdi characterizes their hwn work, and therefore that it is equally norable. A pious but illiterate deacon, in a eertairr too nin Massachusetts, gave a stag dri ver a slap of paper, upon which-, lie s 'd, were written the mimes of a couple books, which he wished him to call for at a book store. The driver called at the store, and handing the memorandum to a clerk, said, "There's a couple of books which Deacon B. wished you to send him." The clerk, after a careful exami nation of the paper, wan unable• to make "head or tail" of it, and passed it to the book-keeper, who was supposed to know something of letters; but to him It was also 'Greek." The proprietor was call ed, and he also gave lt up In despair; and it was finally concluded beet to send the memorandum back to the deacon, as it was supposed he must have sent the wrong paper. As the coach arrived at the village inn, the driver. saw the dee cor. standing on the steps. " Well, driver," said he, "did you get my books to-day?" "Books! No! and a good reason why; for there couldn't a man In Wor cester read your old hen tracks." "Couldn't read ',Wu? Let me see the paper." The driver drew it from his pocket, and passed it to the deacon, who, taking out ::nd carefully adjusting his glasses, held the memorandum at arm's length,- iud exclaimed, as he did so, in a very satisfied tone: "Why, it's as plain as the nose on your face. 'To ti-a-m B-u-x—two psalm books!' I guess his clerks had better go to school a quarter." And here the deacon madesomereilee tions upon the "ignorance of the times," and the want or attention to books by She "rising generation," which woukl have been all very well If said by some body else. PROVERBS PRESERVED BY JOSHUA BILLINGS, ESQ.—Don't swap with your relashuns unless you kin afford to give them the big end of the trade. Marry young, and if circumstances require it, often. Be charitable--one cent pieces were made on purpose. Don't take anybody's advice but your own. It costa more to berry then it does to buy. Ef a matt flatters yu, yu kan kalker late that he is a rogue or you're a fule. Keep both lee open, but don't see more'n you ileitis. If you ich fur fame, go into a grave yard and scratch yourself against a tume-stone. Young man, be more anxious about the peidigree you're going to leave, than yu are about that somebody's goin' to leave yu., THE position of the Republican party with reference to the fimpeaciement and removal of Mr. Johnson is well lltostra ted by a "little story:" "What do you think of Impeach ment?" said a gentleman to a Radical, a night or two age. "Well, tell you: It's like a. boy • who teas digging after a woodchuck like blazes. A man who was passing inquir ed: - "'What are you doing, boy?' " for a woodchuck.' "'You don't expect to get him ; do you?' "'Yes, eirree, by G—d I I must have him ; we're out of meat!" And this is precisely what's the matter with the Radical gentlemen who are digging after Mr. Woodchuck Johnson. A CERTATS judge, who was notorious for carrying the precise and formal hab its of the bench into private life, warn one day entertaining some friends at his table, and asked a magistrate who was present if be would take some venison. "I thank you, my Lord," was the reply, "I am going to take some boiled chick en." "That, sir," testily answered the judge, "is no auawer to my question. I ask you again If you will take some venison, sir, and 7, will troabis yen to say yes Or, no. without any Nrcher_pre. voulostion." THE youalphkpachoisas.receekosend sd te Who swivels& ts *pees her h a wk sirs Shit she "will julep at as offer sadiron bor own Oaf" . - EMI= =ZJI GOOD SPELLING *CUE IN ♦ COUNT 1100111... In the good old times In Kentucky, "when substantial justice" was adminis tered In a log cabin, after a very free and easy manner, a suit %FM brqUght to recov er certain moneys which It *as alleged plaintiff had been defrauded out of by the ingenious operation known as "thins• ble rigging." In the course of the trial plaintiff's counsel, who happened to be an "expel t," undertook to enlighten the court as to the modus operand/ of the performance. Putting himself Into position, he pro duced three cups and "the little Joker," and proceeded, suiting the action to the word: " Then, may it please the court, the de fendant, placing the cup on his knee thus. began shifting them so, offering to bet my client could not tell under which cup was 'the little Joker,' meaning there by, may it please tile court, this ball, with the intention of defrauding my cli ent of the sum thus wagered. For In stance, when I raise the cup so, your honor supposes that you see the ball." "Suppose I see!" interrupted the judge, who had closely watched the per formance, and was sure that he detected the ball, as one of the cups was accident ally raised. "Why any fool can see where it is, and bet on it, and be sure to win. There ain't no defrauflin' Oar." "Perhaps your honor would like to go a Von It?" Insinuated the counsel. "Go aV? Yes, and double it too, and here's the rhino. It's under the middle cup." "I'll go a V on that," said the foreman of the jury. " And I," joined in the jurors, one after the other, until each one had invest ed his pile. " Up!" said his honor. "Up" it was, but the "little Joker" had mysteriously disappeared. 'Judge and Jury were enlightened, and found no difficulty In bringing In a verdiet 1h fa vor of the plaintiff on the ground that It was the "derndest kind o' defraudin'." TILE LATE PRESIDENT LINCOLN AND GEN. LEE.—Mr. Beecher has been heavily assailed beeauee at a public meeting in New York, some time since, he spoke well of the personal character of Gen. Lee. What will these 111901111. ants say about the opinion of Mr. Lin coln upon Lee, and especially when they get that opinion from a source they must credit so unquestioningly, viz., a eoloeed woman. Nlrs. Keel:ley, the col- ored-servant of Mr. Lincoln's family, says that on the very morning of the as saseinatiou, President Lincoln took up a portrait of General Lee, scanned the face thoughtfully, and said: "It is agood face ; it is the tam of a noble, noble, brave an. I am glad that the war is over at 1M t... 4; Looking up at his sou Robert, he tlitued, "Well, my eon, you have returti s ed safely from the front. The war Is ow closed, and we will soon live in peace kb the brave men that have been fish g against us. I trust that the era of good feeling liar returned with the eiciee of the war; and that henceforth we \zhall live in peace." Were President ' lueoln not dead, he would, for ouch sayings and thoughts as these, be denounc as a first-class, double-dyed traitor b those who have now the hypocrisy toprt\t i i , ed reverence Tifur his memory.—N. Y. tea (Rep.) PEAtiuTs.—Every boy in Tikes peanuts, and yet very few know where they come from. Tit be grown In almost anybody's yar , we have some tolerably tine ones lu gardens of Portsmouth; but they flourish in North Carolina. Upon the sand land' in the neighborhood of Cape Fear they raise from fifteen to seventy-live bushels to the acre. At the price of one dollar per bushel it proves a profitable crop. The cultivation of is easy, first the plow, then the sweep, and weeding hoe. The vine makes an excellent forage (or cat tle, equal to the best Northern bay. From the nut is pressed a valuable oil, which has a peculiar value from the fact that it does not gum. It - is used In the preparation of medicines, and is largely introduced as a condiment in salads. Such, and so varied and Important are the uses to which "this simple product is devoted.-21rorfork Journal. A QUEXII Lawstfrr.—The Dar. v ille (N. Y.) Drpress Is responsible foe the follow- Ingf—One day last week a lawsuit took place before Justice lifeCartney, the ease in point being Charles Ackly against Michael O'Heara: The action was brought for use of room, lights, fuel, meals, &c., while defendant was "spark ing" his Lucinda at plaintiff's house. The prosecution showed that defendant wage.. his house from three to five nights in a week and usually stayed until four o'clock in the morning, and sometimes till after breakfivt—that he burned his lights and wood and used. his room, and naturally concluded, we take it, that as he had ail the fun to be derived from "sparking" at such late hours he ought to pay for the privilege. The case was exceedingly amusing, and of course at tracted a large crowd of the "sparking" fraternity, who were Interested pecuni arily in the result of the action brought, as it might set a precedent whereby they might be called upon to "fork over" a liberal allowance for lights and fuel if for nothing else, and they felt materially relieved, no doubt, when the Justice ren dered his verdictof "no cause for action." Aar old man having generously divided his money among his heirs, end being afterwards treated like a dog by them, got an old chest and kept it constantly locked, giving out that he had yet a considerable amount of money laid away. The consequence was, that the helm changed their tactics, and each tried his beet to use him will. After his death, the cheat was opened and contained only an old mallet, and a slip of paper, on which was written the following lines: Whoever divides Ws money before he's dead, Take this mallet and knock him on the bead. Iv Is stated that 2,762,000 lives have been lost in the various wars which afflicted Europe from 1815 to 1864. In the Crimean war there died 256,000 Rus sians, 107,000 Frenchmen, 45,000 Eng lishmen, and 1,600 Italians. The Polish insurrection nog 190,000 lives, and the Independence of Greece 148,000. Algkits has occasioned, to -Suttee the loss of Immo men. Is the Italian war 011,164 Austrians perished, 110,1510 FrOUCtIII49III, Sipe Italians, - 24,1100 Neapolitans sad U. Papal troops. Baas fUle many a bottie, and the bottle many a bin. 50TH YEAR.--NO. 30, 4:air RASIKET How sweet to recline In the lapse of ages—say about 'eighteen, A Tos of colar paper, It Is Mated, Is made daily at one mill In Pittsfield, Mass. A YOU NO woman's fancy la lite the moon, which changes continually, but always has a man In IL To keep good apples from rotting, place them In a dry cellar with fourteen or sixteen children. SIXTEEN thousand !Mormons In Eu rope have proposed emigrating to Utah this spring. ycw throw n man out of the window; what wilt he fall against ? Ills fnetinatlon Youten ladies at an evening party are like arrows, for they cannot go off with out a beau, and are hi a quiver until they get one. It• a young lady yawns half a dozen times In succession, young man, you may get your hat. Tim young lady who called at a book store for Drake on Attachments, vr.s disappointed to flnitit a mere law•book. lifuscof the noblest disposition think themselves' happiest when others share their happiness with them. A Frtungt scientific antiquarian has published a work in which he attempt.* to prove that Solomon's Temple was furnished with lightning rods. Fotrry thousand dollars worth of notes and bonds have been found in an old stump in Tennessee. You may Joko when you please, it you are careful to please when you Joke. "Boy, where dors this road go tn?" "Nowhere, as I know on. It's oilers staid Item" GIKOROE gENSON diediecently In Som. erect county. Maryland, from eating chicken which lied died of the disease known an "chicken cholera." nkAnisua for the people are now es tablished in New York. The admission Is only ten cents, and the programme Includes music as well as recitations. WHAT is that which comes with a coach, goes with a coach, Is of no use to the coach, and yet the mach cannot go without It? A noise. A Maatantavu In Chicago propose to Marry couples at one dollar a piece, li they will form clubs of twelve, and all get "fixed" at the same time. A WELL PAID EDITOR. —The mana ging editor of tho London Time receiv es au annual salary of twenty-five thou wind dollars. That chap has a fat take, • }vu bet! THE: editor of it Kaunas paper says Ike best thing his contempomry.got off du ring the week Is—s dirty shirt. The eon ternpory replies that be can't say as much of his brother editor. `• Tummy, my son," said a fond mother, "do you say your prayers night and morning?" "Yes—that is at eight ; but any smart lay cau take care of him self In the daytime." SANTA ANNA, once reputed enormous ly rich, is now bankrupt. Ina suit recent ly brought by him lu Havana, he avowed his inabLlity to give security for his part of the costs. lies. F NOVF.S, of Amesbury, Minis., recently killed a Brahma rooster which bad thirteen nickel cents in his crop, two tow-cent pieces and other Indigestible ar ticles. A DARKEN' of New Orleans has brought suit for $lO,OOO damages against the Con- vent of the Sacred Heart, an educational Institution, for denying a member of his family admission to-Its privileges. Rad icalism ! America •f them 'l • • can , and • t ANDREW JACKSON JAMISON Is the name of an interesting scoundrel and negro thief, lately nominated by the ne oes and white jail-birds In Couven thm at Jacks,m, as their candidate for Lietdenant-Governor of Mississippi. A 4Tri-E, boy asked his mother what blood nations meant. Bite explained that It ru\ant near relatives, etc. After thinking moment, he said: "Then, mother, you\roust be the bloodiest rela tion I've got." ‘ s TreAT was a veilshrewd way that was adopted In the olds time, time, In Zurich, to test the truth In diverce cases. When a couple asked to be divorced on account of incompatibility of teMper, they were first ordered to be shut up 'for a fortnight in a single room, and condemned to en dure each other's society continually. They had but one room, but one bed, but one chair, one plate, one knife and one fork. In every act each was dependent upon the courtesy of the other. At the end of the time, if they still desired to be divorced, the request was granted, but it Usually happened that before the time came sympathy in misfortune had re conciled them to each other. Was Mr. Lincoln, afterwards Presi dent Lincoln, was a candidate for the U. S. Senate from Illinois, In 18.58, against Stephen A. Douglas, he made a speech, now on record, In which he declared that "he was not, and never had been, In fa vor of making colored people voters or Jurors"—and that he was 9u, favor of having the superior position in this country assigned to the white people," as a matter of Justice as well as of ne cessity. APOLOGInkr 'oa MARUYINO.—IIany strange apologies have been urged for marriage. Goethe said he married to obtain respectability. Wilkes wedded to please his friends. Wyeherly, In his old age, took his servant girl to spite his relations. The RUSE 4 / 1 1/8 have a story of a widow who was so inconsolable for the loss of her husband, that she took anoth or to keep her from fretting herself to death. A SCOTCH barber, who was much given to dram drinking, was one day shaving a customer, who finding the fumes of the whisky too much for bin), In the middle of the Job Met his patience, and exclaimed: "That horrid drink!" The barber replied emphatically : "Ay, ay, sir, k does mak' the face awfu' tender." THE mantifitettereef uplurn . has begun in Francs. When a plant reaches a suffi cient size the stem Is tapped, and the Juke exudes Into a small vessel Much juice was ad did lost, owing to rain, but the plants are now pulled up and placed under eovar,- with roots in water. They be tapped advantageously. Scitootairsermi.—"Blii Smith, what is a widow I , " .BUI— . ±A widow is a married wawa& Wit halal got so Malawi, 'OM bet (Nag.' Mmt4w—"Very well, waist ism widower r 8111--"). widdiwer M a mite sung ntaa astir widdara."— idaidest-'lVall, Bill, Mat% al* *suety rise rlimg taiabosos. Mai IS will do." Retract/. revenge for the reJeoUon by Alabama of the negitortenseruetton con stitution has led to a Radicel reign of terror in that State which proposes to terribly punish those whites who db• approve of ttegro superiority and mis cegenation. A letter which the New York World prihts from &correspondent at Jacksonville, In that, State, narrates that • lieutenant in command of the garrison to that, town, after arrest ing citizens right and left hor no speclfit d reason whatever, finally marched a squad of soldiers to the Court-house, seised the Judge and the Clerk of the Omit Court, and put them in Jell for not empanelling negro., urors, and thrust an old man into prixon for protesting against such an outrage. Has Radical rule la the South at last reached this point? If a black scoundrel is booted for stealing a side of bacon from a smoke house, the Tribune and other Radical }emends demand that the whole United States army should Id marched to the spot' to "avenge the outrage." When white citizens are ptit In felons' cells for no other reason than that they are not Radicals, these Journals have not one word to say. General Meade, however. has made himself liable to pussi4le Im peachment by .leciaring this lieutenant's "assumption of authorityto arrest as de serving of the severest censure." ONE DOLLARS per minute! is about the amount of taxation which the people of this oonntry are paying to support the ruinous policy of the Rump Congress! One Mon/rand dollars per *brute! and for what? asks the York Gaulle. Not to promote prosperity—or a reunion of the sections—or the old kindly Intercourse of the Slates—but to enable a corrupt party to keep power in the government, by oppresaing white people, and elevating the hegroes to be the ruling power in the State! Rut 'for this, there would have been, long ago, a thriving trade, as of old, between the North and the fienth—peace, prosperity, and happiness. instead of this, North ern labor is Idle—but the fu.ragua of Northern industry Is active. men! If you like this state of things, eUstaln a corrupt Congress in keeping It up! If you do not. help us to put It down. ,This is your euly ehaupe. If you are put under he heel of the Afri can, It is your own fault. Fun the first time In the history of this country, thnusauds of 'Joyous, An ticipating a war of races, and alarmed at the prospects ahead In America, are ea gerly applying to the colonization agents for passage to Liberia i Theie are more applicants than the society Can araum modate with their existing Means of transportation; and an application -has been made to Coagreu to establish a line of steamers to Liberia. From every State of the South come hundreds - 0' hundreds of eager applicants for • paa sage to the negro republic of Africa- This is the condition into which the ale gaut, theoretical, drawlerroum phlluo threpy of the Radical school b . aa at length brought the negro. And le what a eoudition Ise It ,brought this tax-rid den nountry. SIXTY YEA.II6Vti. Democratio Party, fur the must part of sixty years, wai fairly seated In power In the Nation, during which its credit was good at hears mad abroad. It had no National Debt to be roomiest by bil lions; its promise to pay a dollar wax.. good for one hundred cents; special taxes were unknown; and its basis of opera- Sous, financially, were the precious met als. Eight years they have been .un seated, and what Is the result 7 Ark the laboring man, with•a Tax Collector star ing at him on every corner, or a Reve nue stamp stuck to everything he sees, receiving for his labor a pleos of paper, en which the United States promises to pay him a dollar, but which is only worth 70 odd cents. WHO/MILL PHILLIPS still holds off from Grant, complaining that his party "stands ready to commit the helm for the next four years to a successful soldier, for whom his warmest friends dare not claim that he has ideas—whose drunkenness in the streets of Washington is not denied —and who has not yet condescended to let the country know which side of thhl great question of reconstruction his con victions (if he has any,) lead him to take." MIAS CADY STANTON, who has been can vassing among Congressmen at Wash ington for her new paper, says she is surprised to learn, on the beet authority, that probably two-thirds of the set speeches rtad from manuscript, are not the productions of those who deliver them, but are prepared by newspaper reporters, and the literary gentlemen at Washington. THERE d an amusing anecdote current about Lord Derby. It is said that • cer tain wine merchant persecuted the peens ier into testing a sample of wine, which was to keep off the gout, and that his lordship replied : "I bare tasted , your wine, but I prefer the gout." Pu:sew says: "Women are said to biome stronger attachments than men. Me evinced in little things. A man i• often attached to an old hat; but did you ever know of S woman having an attachment for an old bonnet?" Echo answers— " Never." - • A JURYMAN wu asked whether he had been charged by the presiding judge. "Well, 'Squire," said he, "the little fel low that sits up In the pulpit, and kinder bosses it over the crowd, gin us a talk, but I don't know whether he charges anything or not." Tue pompous epltnah close-fislad citizen closed with the followipg passage of Scripture:—"He that givei \ h to the poor lendeth to the Lord " • Mambo; "butllat may be," soliloquized Sombo "but when dat titan died de Lord didn't owe him a red Deed!" " WHY, George, what are you hoeing \ in the garden for at this time of night?" " Well, I was awful dry, mother, and don't the bible say, Ho, every one that ttdratetb I" Mr. &urn pseuds pork chop the other day. Mr. Smith whistled. The miasma be did so, every aussage wagged Hs tall. Aa a note to this we would mention that the day before he lost • Newfoundland dog that weighed stztreighl pound& A MAN panting through a gate •ay, t the dark, hit Ma nose against the post. " I wish that poet was In b-11," said " "letter wish It somewhere else," mad a bystander, "you might run sealant it again." Tax Immune Tax was a war away" and should have beep abollithal wMa the war was over. It ta Isostaitipdal, infamous aid aseowatitifflyaud. ,We hope the last ratan. has 100 Ia IF Washligtou wake. allio'irdAY he would ad, Pude& 4100 4/mlL,lrpieoe mei lieWasa,alld 1 . .. 1 4,4 , ON be dbbssaillidi _bar the laUereleg ',Althea *Abe , MEM