COMPILES
41 rcristmmin rviarr ►RIDA Ir,
BY H. J. STAHL&
D
Telma—TWO Dm. Lags per annum In &Imam—
Two, Do=Ama AND Pim Csarre II not paid
In advance. No subscription discontinued,
unless at the optlop of the publisher, until all
arrearages are paid.
AnvitieriezttraTa Inserted at the usual rates--
Large reduction to those who advertise by
the year.
Jrn Puts-riga, of every deseription—trom the
smallest label Or card to the ?argent handbill
or poster—done with dispatch, In a workman
like manner, and at the lowest living rates.
°Frick on Baltimore street, a few doors above
the Court-flows, on the opposite se, with
. Gettysburg Compiler Office" on thelA' zilding.
Attondes, Physicians, &c.
Wit. A. DV.7.4Tihr,
ATTIJILWEY AT LAW,
Will promptly attend to all
legal business entrusted to him, including the
pr,snng Perodoria, Bounty, Back Pay, and all
other A ult I. against the United titats. and btate
tiro ernnien ta.
e in North-West corner of Diamond, Gettys
burg, Pen Ws.
A tall 15, 1867. tf
J. C. NEELY,
iI i TTOILNEY AT LAW,
Particular attention paid to
enneetlrAn' of Pennons, Bounty, and Back pay.
A oll,e An the N. E. turner of the Blounond.
AngtpAborg,Apritil, lop. t(
EDWARD R. DURIELER,
3 - 1111iNEY AT LAW,
Will faithfully and prompt
allond to all buelnexa entrnateAl to him. He
t lermuu language. Ocoee at the name
I d Lee, in south Baltimore etreet, near Forney'a
drug and nearly opikellne Danner fl; Zieg•
et s tun.
Get [3:.,lnirg, March 20.
I). MrCON A UMICF,
TTORNEY AT LAW.
L (O(fteeonedoor west of Baeh
drug and book store, Ctuunberriburg street.)
11701,4, AND SOLICITOR FOR PATIIWN AND
1't% , 111•4. Bounty Land Warrants Rack-pa),n.,;.,•,1ed claims, and alt other claims sgslusti
e ern went at W.hlngton, I). C.; also Amer-
In Englund. Lund Warrants located
ft 114 Kohl, or bought, and highest prlcea
ntm engage] In locating warrants In lowa,
111:oolo and oi her weatern States. air Apply to
1,1)0 permonall v or by letter.
Gell.,.oblirg, ' Nov. 21, 'lid.
Dr. COOK,
110`,11i0PATIIIC ,
Accouchenr,
Having permanently located In lianos er, Pa.,
t t relit oftera Ida profenalonal ain - icea tat the
Imblir Special attention given to (themes of
W,,111(.11 and ehildren.
HILFERENCYM
Pod. Ad. Lippe, M. 10., Philadelphia,
I C. Morgan. M. D. "
Wm. it took , M. I)., C , ar Pa.,
lion F.Ak and McPherson Gettysburg, Pa.,
D., to Wilk, ,
Ile, . I. 1. Ross, Hanover, Pa.
a a-4 mu,. on the Square, five doom west of Car
met, second door from Central Hotel.
A pill hi, ly
Dr. .7. -14.
O FF 1" " ANT'
bWELl i i new doom from the
1:. corner of Balthnore and High streetA. near
lerian Church, flettksburg, Pa.
\ lir!' I", Dor:.
Dr. W. .1. MrCLFR-1,
- I) 1 I r` 4 1(21 N, SURGEON
AND ACIVIITCHEITR,
lia • mg permanently located In Nett tisforil, Will
hit plideqslun in all Its branches. His
1., all others desiring his professional
, 1. I • are r.itiested to call and consult tutu lit
hi , f,lnt I', in Hanover street.
This :0, 1467. If
Dr. D. N. PEPPER,
JWN, ADAMS I'OUNTY,
Continues the
pro .1 , 0 .f hig profession In all its branch., and
Invite all persona afflicted
it /It, old standing diseased to call and eon
utt 1111 u
I, If - •
Dr: 71 O. KINZER, • •
11
`vi1,".,1 , :ii47, 11 .5- 15 ',
promptly to all
_professional calls,
than!. Oft, at John Landis's, where he
t..,r1 n viand, unless professionally en
-15;65;6 ly
• J. LAWRENCE JIIL. M. D.,
I) EN! IST,
11.. his (Ace one door west of the Ln
t chart h In I 'baniLlentlfure street, and ppm.
.te Dr I'. I lorner's ofllre, where those wishing to
I sun Druml Operation perlormed are respect
nigh 11,11 eft van. Reran Kr:et,: Drs. Horner,
tel 11 L. Itionther, I). D., Rev. Prof. H. Jacobs,
It It Prof. it. I..Nhr. er.
,et t volforg,
=
\ IN (4 LOCATED AT . . EAstr BERLIN AD
-11 AMS COL
II that by ntrtrt !Attention to hin prolemional
loth- he al It Mena a bhare at the public pa
t rouloo•
Ap; !I It
GLOBE INN,
1011 K STITEr":I", NEAR THE DIAMOND
t!ETTYRBURG, PENX'A
ri , 111; lUl4l..r,igned would most respectfully le
tern, 111, numerous friends and the public
ne,llllV, that he has purchased that long estab
-11.1..1 amt welt known lintel, the '•Globe
ork silevi. Het tymburg, and will spare. ne
,11..•1 to, orator! it in a manner that will not de
in., t :101111,4 tortner high reputation. His table
s II: it .• the be,l the mat ket rim afford—his
I. ;tie spaerotts and rontfortable—and he
oi for Itia bar a full stork of winm'and
Ills lute Is large stabling attached to the
Ilot, I, ti still by attended by attentive cot
r. II will be Mg constant endeavor to render
be full., , atlshwtion to his guests, making his
Z 1 7,110 near a home to them us }risible. He
the public's patronage,
hen t,d,•a is en large part oh It. Harlem
be,. the Inn ' Is in 'York stmet, but near
I he Ih.tmond, or Public Square.
SAMUEL WOLF.
ApPll 4, 14;1. tf
KEYSTONE HOUSE,
li \ IBERSBURG ST., GETTYSBURG, PA.,
If=
n tills i,rk new linte.e, tilted up In the moat ap
pro‘ .4 t 1,1 Iry locution la pie/taunt, central
awl eon% enient. Every arrungement, has been
uowle for the stneninmodation and 'comfort
ne.l S. The Tilde wlll 111 wapi have [behest of the
m.lOl, et, and the liar the beat of *Mem and liquors.
The, to ennlinoolloint Stabling attached, with
nn e.e.nnod.tUng (miler alway“ on hand.
i 1 Ifni. 11. now open for ihe entertainment
of ill.. paid t toil a shareof patronage in solicited.
enort will be spared to render satisfaction.
ll
RAILROAD HOUSE,
=I
11 NiiVER, YORK COUNTY PA.,
11111E' It mlerslgned would reapeatintly inform
1 Ma nomPom. friend,' and thepabllegenendly,
t , lat he hits the Hotel In Hanover, near the
formerly kept by Mr. Jeremiah Kohler,
:old x Illspare no etlort to conduct It Ina manner
t hot e general Nat Intaetion. His table will
ha, , the heat the mark-eta ran aftOrd—ilLll thom
h. are apa, ems noel emntortahle—and he ham
In tor hlapat a toll Mock of choice wines and
I ',ie.?, 'I leo 014 etahling for homes nthwhed to
the lintel it 4:11 he Itla eonstant endeavor to
odes the fullest entiafaetion to bin intents, ma
klha him lonise ,ta near a Imam t o t hem as pmsible.
joi Ad,- n chime of •the public patronage deMr
il tied .La he is to de...men large part of it. Re
'lletoher the Railroad Hott-.e, near the Depot,
manover, I n, A. P. BAUGHER.
•llt. 2, Pod. tf
STEVENS HOUSE,
..`l, 2,1 AND 27 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
Opporwe Thowllntr Green,
ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN.
~ C EVENS 11l tr+rE b well and widely'
I 1,1,1% 11 to the trn,elllnt public. The location
.• , p,dallt I .lllt.Oth , to merchants and hualiosta
no, it is in elo.e proximity to the business part
oi .•
rite-is on hie of Kouthern and
\\",,,,r1 I roved-and .I.llllteont to all the principal
1:oi Iro tot auk' stem - about depots.
,f 111: -41-VI:NS WU'S]; ha. liberal ROCOMIIIIO
- ,tloa 11r er vet nueNts-it Is well furnished,
and po , ,a,ea Otery modern Improyetnent for
1 , 40 ennoq,rt and entertainment of lta Inniatea
aro .potions awl well ventilated-pro
% 01, d toHO poi and water-the attendance
m [ll ng tful-011d the table lit irnerons.
pno 1.101 NI Itli 'es cry deliem, of the season-9t
oL I.lto rat*, OF1( ). K. CH,VSE & CO.,
Jo,. I, ion Proprietor&
DR. L. J. GROVE'S
ME=
Magnetic Salve and Plaster.
r. " r ", \ Thin deservedly popular remedy,
LM I nsinn = n !;,wofftrtt:Xettot d
ang
county,
ut riy.o in.nnanda who are daily uxin It,
t Iry to Ito magical virtues In the earls - stages of
nonnnon. (taigas, load Rheumatism, Newres4ria,
1,11 . (( WI Totrh Ache, Wfnknear and Pain in Mr
Jar, A , Mie ?Ind Kidnelg, (totem, &ref sht, Olet
Nvry, J,,supelat, Fresh Beams, Duiars,
;„, r , Dithustri Breasts,. Ito cried 7'or Sails,
Oa u., Runems, e, •
.
..
IN mysterious y virt . u, , and the wooderthl come
It ha% performed, might be published; bat the;
discoverer I. n tiling to rely Ott Its Intrinsic mer
11,1n order to In tr.Kluee It Into every lankily In
the vountr,
PI e 1): triNt only by the proprietor, 2.1 S E. Lombard
Street, B.littmore , and sold by A. D. itt•EHLEB.
1m It. lit /It N Elt, ami 3. S. I , OIINEY, Gettysburg,
end liv the rierehants or the County.
•
It, FERFNCE.:—Iienry Culp of P.. Andrew
F....111,1.7,-I.oln Inebren 'ler. J. 4 Sehlek.
av-Morellnnts can get n supply Iry calling at 3.
NV INEISIIENNEIt'h at rriem
RESIES2
300 lit'SHE
EGYPTIA — If lIEED WHEAT.
1i)1 SALE.—A now variety; yields sell; notapt
to tall• ripere, early; and eullrely free from all
111th. Prier, '33 per bushel. . . .
WM. WIMP:.
Aug 11.1887. If Near Getty%burg, I ,
Clll. undersigned continues - To niscnufactnre _....—='--- 110
linslns at his old stoud in Carlisle street, ad- NOTICE.
ulning Railroad Depot. H H
Ile will have during the '.-
E tetheeriher bovine thoronahly rewired
tit a `apply on ban d ,. and will be able to furnialt , T la te orb , . a d k.,„, ktin.. formerly “xeith..
!lem WHOLESALE OR 111 TAIL. Ilmoms made '
mum on Mandl la to do
order or on the shares. Persons having Broom tiVIINDIN a and AA WE=grery iw grA abort
ors mould do well to ghe him a (mil. , J. notice. He eallielta the patectrume of the nelob..
S. It. TIPTON. of borbood and will guarantee satisfaction. Give
Gettysburg, Oct. 18,1881' . ilm him a all. GEORGE (moms,.
• HND.—The place to get your Vests at very
cheap prleee—at PICEINGB.' V June 10, HE. tr
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BY H. J. BYABIE.
CARRIAGE- MAKING BUSINESS.
TREngundeceiveds, Dave annusied the Carrier,.
maki badnes
AT TZED3, OLD STAND,
rn Althre Middle &me, Of*lleum Pa.,
where they are prepared to pat up work In the
mart fashionable, aulartantlal and superior man•
uer. A lot of new and rwoond-hand
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, &C., ON HAND,
Id& they will dispose of at the lowest prices
and all orders grill he supplied as promptly and
auldhetorily as possible.
REPAIRING DONE WITH DESPATCH.
and et cheapest rates.
A large lot of new and old HARNESS on hand
and for sale.
Thankful for the liberal patronage heretofore
enjoyed by them.
they solicit and will endeavor
to deserve a large share in the future.
DANNER * ZIEGLER.
July 10, 1885. If
CARRIAGES AND BUGGIES.
MilliMI!!!M!I
COACH WORK,
of the latest and most approved styles,
and constructed of the best material, to which
they Invite the attention of buyers. Havin&
built our workwlth great nue and of material
selected with epochal reference to beauty of style
and durability; we can confidently recommend
the work as unsurpassed by any, either In or out
of the cities.
All we aak is an Inspection of our work to con
vince thaw in want of any kind of vehisle, that
thl Is the place to buy them.
REPAIRING IN EVERY BRANCH
done at short notice and on reseonable terms.
Give un a call, at our Factory, near the corner
of Wanhingtou and Chambenburg streets, Get
tynhurg.
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March 19, 1866. tf
' STILL AT WORK
T HE undersigned onntinnee the
CARRIAGE-MAKING RUSINESF3,
In all its branches, at his old stand, In EABeMID
• DLE STREET, GETTYsBURG.
NEW WORK made to order, and REPAIRING
done promptly and at lowest prices.
FALLING AND STANDING-TOP BUGGIES
CONSTANTLY WS NAND.
SI-Two flrat-rate SPRING WAGONS fnr male.
JACOB TROXEL
Dec. 7, 188 A
GREAT REDUCTION
IN PRICES OF DRY GOODS,
Qrckeerks, Hard-ware, 0 uernaware, dr.
Al'. J. C. ZOUCK & SON'S, NEW OXFORD, PA
AVE b t u nvtri
u st v retu i Ted e
a tro . r w t e h l e t city', e e
we
of all kings of goods, suitable huour, unatdr
I=
Our stock conaisti in part of FRENCH MERI
NOES, FRENCH COBOURGS, Delaues, Calicoes,
Plaids, Bleached and Unbleached Musline;
large assortment of Balmoral Skirts, Hoop
• ptkirts, Gloves, de.
i! MEN'S WEAR, consisting in part of Broad and
t Beaver Cloths, Black and Fancy Casaimers. Cas
t. sinets, Plain and Panty Flannels Under-shirt,.
and Drat; cm, SHOES, ILV tS, and CAPS,
Driving and Buckskin Gloves.
A complete assortmint of GRO('EIES, at low
rates.
HARD-WARE, aucg, as Tire Iron, Spring,
Shear, Blister and Cast Steel, Horse Shoe Bar,
Nall &XIS, Hammered Iron, Nails, Spikes, Shov
via and Fork., Door Locks, Ped Locks, Latchea,
Hinges and Screws, Paints, Oils, Glam. Putty, de.
CHINA AND QUENS-WARE, by the set.
Thankful for past patronage, we hope to merit
the same In the future.
_
T. C. ZOUCK & SON
Sew Oxford, April, 1867. ly
NEW FM.
AT THE OLD STAND.
[ESTABLISHED IN 1817.]
j HAVE associatoil with me, In business, my
I son, John F. MoCreary, limier the firm and
iityle of D. McCraw" dt Son, and I desire to say to
my old friends and the public generally that since
tile war, the maul acture of awhile.,lkruess,
Collars, &e., has beet revived at the ol
Milled and well' know:, stand on Baltimore treet,
one square south of .the Court Houde,r6ettys
buig, l'a.
HAN log had an caper fence of 10 years In thin es
tablishment, I feel mo. tired, that, with renewed
attention to business, • to ran still further merit
and receive a full share .11public patronage.
D. McCIWARY.
With inciarssed facilities for conducting our bo-•
airless, we are better prepared talon ever to satisfy
the wants of all those who may need anything in
bur line. We eepecially call the attention of
lqwmen3 and others to the superior quality of our
Plain or Quilted Seattlide La ethers.
Horn Saddles, Hames, all lambi, with
Plain or Quilted Seat or withoutfastenings,
no g°Wq.49;.°,..
Plain or Quilted Seat Scotch 4ollars, (listher,)
Side Saddles, " " tticking,)
Plain or Fancy Saddle No Beam] Collars,
Cloths, ;Best Wait Harness Col-
Wagon Saddles, ' lace,
Riding Bridles, n( all Patent Lather Collars,
(air or black, stitched or unstitched,
rounded ur fiat, Best Leather Wagon
Martingale, • Whips, 4 , and 5 feet
Otridage Harness, all long,
styles], sliver or Mack Plaited Tea in Whips,
mounted, iTrotting W hips,
Heavy Draught Harness, Ladies' Rid log Twigs,
Blind Bridles, Whip /AMU
Girths, Horse Blank en],
• . .
Cruppera. &c., etc., &C., &c.
In short, everything that pertairts tx , a asst-clogs
general horse-furnishing establiahmei it constant
ly on hand or Made to order promptly, of the very
beat material, and by the most experk need work
men in the country-, (two having wot ked In the
establishment for the last thirty yearn.
We are now manufacturing an excel lent lot oh
Ilea% y Draughtand flame,. Collar,, for those who
prefer our own to, ity made work.
Repairing of NI kinds done at short notice and
on reasonable terms.
All ere enrdlally invited to roll and examine (or
hemseives, an our work cannot WI to recom.
end itself. D. ItIeCR.V.ARY &
Feh. 5, ISfift. tf
REMOVAL !
THE PET/ YSITCRO SKY-LIGHT GALLERY.
MHE undersigned takes pleasure in announcing
1 to the el tiaens of Gettysburg an.l the puhlle
generally that he has removed from htt old rooms
on West Middle street, to Baltimore street, and
nearly opposite the store of Fahnestoclr. Brothers.
The room 'ne now oci , uplet has been recently
fitted up expressly for his business. The location
is en admirable one, enabling him to take pie
tonw in all shatter of weather, and with a. correct
ness unett welled any where else.
LIFE-LIKE PHOTCHI RAMS.
of every aka and description, executed in the
finest style. Particular attention given to the
CARTE 1)E VISITE4and to copying A.MBRO-
TlikES and DAGUESItEOT'iPKS of <deceased
friend.. Also—
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a new style of picture, which has become very
popular with the public, not only for their beauty,
but for ches.pness and convenience. MI XTEF—N
fur ONE DOLDAR only. Also—THE PORCE
LAIN picr CRE, which for their beauty and du
rability are unsurpasatsi.
We are pr.-pared to carry on the business in all
Its various branches, and having bad considera
ble experteace we run no risk In
GIT.%ItANTEEING PERFECT SATISFACTION
Our facilities for a foil display of odr skill are
nnegnalled by any other Gallery in the counts,
anti we would thereforeAnvite every one to rail
at the
NEW GLITYSEERG SKY-LIGHT GALLERY.
call and examine our Specimens sad judge for
yoarselves. LEVI MLIMPEIt.
/SEC
LIME AND COAL
GFINN & REILLY have erected Iwo adriltkra
at Lime Kilns, on the Bann:wit, endure there
fur
e better prepared than ever to supply
TUE BEST OF LIME,
in large or small quantities. Farmers arid others
ran hereafter look for a more prompt. *omit of
their order., and are invithd to exteud and con
tlnur; their favors to a arm whirr' is making
every effort to accommodate thirds in the best
manner possible.
They
g will alsoau pply contdmie to k'ep on hairil for
sale, a ood of
THE DIFFEHENT OF 00AL,
- which they will sell at a' dell profits.
44-Cnal end Lime IF Jeered anywhere in Get
tysburic. '
Mev It, lilfd. tf
W and Trim
go to White Goods, RitatneMarwoorw.
CANNON'S
MARBLE WORKS,
On Baltimore Streert,opposite the Court-House,
GETTYEB GTO, PENX.4.,
Every description a work executed in the
ninon STYLE OF THE ART
June 4, 1/16n. tf
Forwarding & Oommisaion House.
FLOUR AND FEED
O AND GROCERIES.
J
AVING purchased the extensive Warehonee,
Cars, Cc., heretofore owned he Samuel
erbst, we beg leave to Inform the pi:Mlle that a •
are continuing the bushiest at the old Wand on
the corner or Wa-shington and Rsiroot etreets, on
a more extensive wale than heretofore.
We are paying the - highest market prices for
FLOUR, GRAIN AND ALL KINDR OF PRO-
ELM
FLOUR and FEED, SALT, and all kinds of
GROCERIES, kept constantly on hand and for
male, cheaper than they can be had anywhere else.
PLASTER, and alt kinds of FERTILIZERS,
constantly on hand, or furnished to order.
A REGULAR LINE OF FREIGHT CARE
will leave our Warehouse every TULSDAY
MORNING and accommodation trains will be
run as occasion may require. By this arrange
ment we are prepared to convey Freight at all
times to and from Baltimore. All basin cos of this
kind entrusted to no, will be promptly attended
to. Our cant run to t he Warehouse of Stevenson
it Sons, 165 North Howard street, Baltimore. Ite
lng determined to pay good prices, sell cheap and
deal fairly, we Invite every body to give us a call.
GIMP S EARNSHAW.
Aug. 13, 1866.
Great Conowago Mille.
10.0.00 BUSHELS OF H
W EAT WANTED.
The undersigned, having remodeled and improv
ed hie Mille, near New Chester, Aflame county,
(formerly called "Walnut Grove," but now
"(Great Conowago Mills,") is prepared to do all
kinds of work in his line with unusual dispatch.
Constantly on hand, for sale or exchange, the
very best qualities of Super, Extra and Family
FLOUR, al. Rye, Corn and Buckwheat Flour,
with every variety of Chop and offal of wheat.
Havingit MAW MILL attached, he is prepared
to saw all kinds of lumber, at the shortest notice.
A Fanner in need of lumber and flour, can, put a
log upon his wagon, throw a tew bushels of wheat
on the top, have the wheat exchanged for flour
and the log sawed, thus saving a double trip—
and all I.I.ILIPIe of the perfect machinery now em
pliYa"vin the he
ing these
'ir o i l e t . ilorkmen, lie will be able to
please everybody. Thankful for past favors, he
hope. for a asintlnuanee of the same.
•
H. .1. MYERS
New Chester, April 22, IRB7. lye
LAWRENCE D. DIETZ & CO.,
WHOLES-ILE DEALEIIB IN
_ _ _
FANCY GOODS
myrioNs,
HORIERY and
XOB West Betitinuwi , greet,
Between Howard & Liberty Streets,
May 7, M. Baltimore, MO
Gettysburg Railroad.
CRANGE OF CONNECTIONS.—On and after
Monday, November 20th, 1R6.5, Passenger
hM will leave and arrive at Gettysburg, and
make connections. as follows:
FIRST TRAIN will lease Gettyaburg at 7.45 A.
M., with pi...engem for York, Harrisburg Phila
delphia, Baltimore, and the North and 'W ert, ar
riving at Hanover Junction a !Glom change of
cam at 10.25 A. Of , connecting with the Fast Line
South on the Northern Central Railway, and ar
riving at Baltimore at 12.0% noon. Also connect
ing with Mail Train from Baltimore north, SRI.
wing in Harrisburg at LIM P. M. Arriving at Get
tysburg 1.10 P. M., w tth ystanenitern from Harria
burg 0 ork, Baltimore and Waahl ngton.
SEbOND TRAIN will leave Gettysburg at 1.20,
arriving at Hanover Junction at 3.15, and
connecting with mall train Booth. Arrive at
Baltimore at .130 P. M. Arrive at Gettysburg at
6.15 P. M., with patawngers from Philadelphia,
Harrisburg and the North and Went and also
with passenger. from Baltimore and Washington
by the fast line north, a Bich leaves Baltimore at
11.10 noon.
Passengers can leave Baltimore in the Mail
Train at 6 A. 51., and arrive in Gettysburg at 1.10
P. M. Or leave Baltimore in the fast lime at 13.10
noon, and arrive In Gettysburg at 6.15 P. M. But
one change of cars by the first train, either way,
viz: at Hanover Junction. The fast Ithe on the
Northern Central will not Mop at any local sta
tions, except York, Hanover Junction and Park
ton. Connections certain.
B. McCURDY, Pree't.
Nov. 27, ISSI
Hanover'Branoh Railroad.
ON and after MOND May 6th. paitaen
ger trains on the Hanover Brunch Railroad
a illlea%e ae follows:
FIRRT TRAIN, (which makes connection with
the trains on the Northern Central Railway at
the Junction,) will leave Hanover at it o'clock A.
51., for York, Baltimore, Harrisburg, and inter
mediate stations. This train arrives at the Junc
tion at P. 55 A. M., connecting with the Fast Line
South, on the Northern central Hallway, ohleb
arrives at Baltimore at 12.30 P. M., and also with
the Mall Train North, which arrives at Harris
burg at 12.55 P. H.
This train returns to Hanover at 12 M
and arrives at Gettysburg at IP. M. . .
RECOND TRAIN leas 4.6 Hanover at 2.20 P. M.,
and arrives at the Junction at 3.10 P. M., connect
ing with the Mall Train 13outh, which orris es at
Baltimore at 6P. M. Passengers by the+ train for
York lay over at the Junction until 6.12 P. M.
_ .
... • .
ifir 4 Tlits Train returns to Hanover at .P. M.,
with passengers for Hanover, Gettysburg and Lit
tiestou n.
Pneeengere leaving Baltimore for Hanover, Get
tyaburg and Littlestown, will take either the
Mail Train at 8.30 A. M., or the Feat Line at 12.10
JOSEPH LEIS, Agent.
May 13, 1887. 11
NOAH WALKER & CO.,
CLOTHIERS,
WASHINGTON BUILDING,
165 AND 167 BALTIMORE STREET, BALTIMORE, MD.,
TrEEP constantly oh hand a large and well in
n. sorted clock of all kinds of goods ut moderate
prices.
They supply orders for the !Meet to the lowest
priced article", either ready made or made 10
measure, to any part of the country.
They keep also an extensive stock of FCR
NISHING GOODS, embracing every article of
Gentlemen's L7ndenwear, Also, * MILITARY
CLOTHS and every variety of Military. Trim
minga, ac *ell as an assorted clock of READY
MADE. MILITARY GOODS.
Baltimore, Feb. E.,1864.
Secure a Large Wheat Crop
MEM
BAUGH'S RAW BONE PHOSPHATE
contains by analysis of Prof. A.Rnow-
VY den Piggott,
3.75 per cent. of Ammonia and
"52.57 " " Bone Phosphate of LIMP,
besides over II per rent. of Soluble Salts.
This article Mantis prominent on the lint of
valuable Fertilisers, years of trial having gained
for it an enviable reputation.
Being male from Ito* Bones, which contain
all their original organic matter, at retain!. the
Durable Propernes of Bone, sad while it
produces large crops, it renovates and fr
pernianent/yOnprores the sot/.
A TRIAL. OF to ALL THAT Li NYEDISD to 001:1-
vim, any one of its great merits.
The public are cautioned against several spu
rious imitations of this article called "Haw Bone,"
"Rua Bone Phosphate," Ac. Many Farmers have
been greatly deceiv.i by purchasing them. Be
sure to specify "BAUGH'S."
It is parked In Bags and Barrels, and Ls pre
pared in a line powder suitable for drilling.
Send far a rireuLar to me or my &Rents
GEOIt6E DtiODALE,
Manufacturers' Ac i l rt. ,
Nos. 97 & 105 &Ogee
BaffiMore 31d.
'For ;ode by CTIP & EARNSHAW, Gettys
burg, Pa.
Aug. 23, 1917. 3m
EVERHART'S
FRANXLIN HOUSE,
CORNER - OE tiONTAILD & TRARRISN STREETS,
BALTIMORE, MD.
This Hone to on a direct, line between the
Northern Central and Baltimore I Ohio Railroad
Depots. It has been retitted and comfortably ar
ranged for the convenience and the entertain
ment of guests.
Nov. H, tf
Sale Crying,
W. FLEMMING continues the business of
A. SALE CRYING, and solicits the continued
t.:lmage of the public. It is his constant en
deavor to give satisfaction. aftar moderate.
Residence in 'West. Middle street, Gettysburg.
p. S.—He la • licensed Auctioneer, under the
Tax Lam of the United States.
Nov. 21. ISIM
HOUSE PAINTING.
GEI3RGE A. WARNER, ROME PAINTER,
South Washington st.. Gettyaburg, Pa.
GOOD WORK AND MODERATE PRICER.
July ED, 18117.
A TARN WARTED.
a good FARM for sale, and
ANY having
to takeln part paytaeatone or more
trade of obolos Woolens Land, located ln well
settled neighborhoods. near County .Tewos.
Balt Bowls, a, Ond e panttalser by ea.
gutting thls °lnce.
Sept. 8,1807. Of
GETTYSBURG, PA., FRIDAY AFTERNOON, OCT, 18, 1867.
Plain Candy,
nvite, a c 4 ;1
lints,
g*YruPli, e, i 1
-e
' Mauna Crackers,
t Wineßiecuits, r °I K 1 ,
.
~hlushroon do, ;o 0 ,
Pc u k c ga, Cak "I '
~ , i °I l I
sardine, g. ; e °I i 1
ILobsters, rlas 4
(..,.0,..,„.., e. s :
Fire NA Mu ?"' 2,
Packet Books, 4
1 2
' Wtratchets,
t U gi l i ris akit i 2 5,
Work Boxea, ' llt, .. ei,
'China Toys, ~,. I-1
Perfumery, - .
'Reaps, r 0
; Combs, Ili, ? a
'Brushes • a
Pens & Pencil., I ?
ss Igi
Chew, es IV
Pocket Cutlery, ..., e
Jewelry,. 0 0) ; ,
Writing Papers. a
1 Envelopes, , m • ,
; Tobacco& asters.. - II
,CALL AT THE NEW STORE,
Oppoette the (bw Howe,
1 , GETTYSBURG, PENN'S.
NEW GOODS AND LOW PRICES,
rpHE undersigned have opened a new Dry
Goo4sBtore, In Hendlehart's building, direct
ly opposite the Court House, Baltimore street,
Gettysburg, and start with a splendid stock, em
braclngaverything to be found in a first-class es
tablishment. Bought for cash, and at the latest
decline, we can otter bargains ttud must astonish
every one. Come and see for yourselves sad you
will find what we here say verified. With good
Goode, small profits, and fair and square dealing,
we shall endeavor to deserve, what we most
respectfully ark, a liberal share ef pablle patrol:L
-.IM
We offer a fine assortment of
CLOTI4F4, CA:3BIMERES, JEA.IsTS,
Cottonades, Vesting., Gloves, Suspenders, Neck
ties, and everything else In the Gentlemen's line
For the Ladles we have
SILKS, ALPACAS, POPLINS.
Bente., Lawn', Ilelainem, Gingham*, a Ucoei,
Gloves, Paraeobt, Hoop ftklrts, lAirsete, Hoolery,
White Goode, with whatet er else may be called
for.
Also, a large ;dock of _
MUSLINS, RHEETINGS, TICKINGA,
Carpeting, Queens-ware, Umbrellas, Window
Shades, die., ge.
Call at the New Store, opposite the Court House,
and examine the stock, before purchasing else
where,
April 15, NM
NEW AND CHEAP CLOTHING
• AT BRINKERHOFF&
RTACKS OF THEM!
VARIETIES,
JT BRINKERHOFF corner of the Diamond and
. Eork ktreet, has juat returned from the city
with an ttriuxually attractive assortment of
CLOTHING FOR SPRING & SUMMER WEAR.
which he will sell at such prices as cannot fall to
take them off very rapidly. Call and Judge for
yourselves. To look at the. xcellent material,
tasteful cutting, and neat and substantial sewing,
and then to get his low prices—callers cannot help
but buy, when they see it so much to their inter
fat to do so.
nlEnr
Hetx:BoMgandSham
Shirts, of all kinds, Hosiery, Glovesjiandker
chicts, Neck-ties, Cravats, Linen and Paper Col
lars, Suspenders, Brushes, Combs;
Trunks, Valises, Umbrellas, Pocket Kniv,cs,Se
gars, Smoking and Chewing Tobaccos, Pipet, Sot
tionery, r
Clocks, Watches, Jewelry, with a thousand and
one other articles, entirely too numerous to de
tail in a newspaper advertisement.
He asks the attention of the public to his new
ttoek, confident that It will please—and no one
can or will sell cheaper. Don t forget the place—
corner of York street and the Diamond, Get
tysburg.
JACOB BRINKERHOFF.
April 28, 1867. tf
DE IL HORNER.
DRUGS, STATIONERY AND NOTIONS
Gettysburg, Pa
HIE n preparations are all guaranteed to
answer the purposes Intended.
Dr. R. Horner's ANTI-CHOLERA and DIARR
HCEA MIXTURE, for aU diseases of the stomach
and bowels. -
OLIEN tor Chapped Hands.
FRAGRANT MYRRH, for preaervlnk and beau
rlfticltAYCeeatbnaa,t4tßal,alliMroV=M.ToB;
Homes and Cattle, are auperlor to any In the
market.
PURE; 1./QTIOIIB for medical axe. Prescrip
tions carefully filled.
3fedlcal advice without charge.
June 10,1887. tf
TO THE BUILDING COXIMITY
AND ALL OTHERS
WHO WISH TO IMPROVE.
THE e I n a d t e g i tili d =tTiles ful t v i e in r"1"
5 the
Pub.
CARPENTERING BUSINESS,
at his old stand. on West envie*. Gettysburg, and
is ready at all time. to accommodate those want
ing-anything done lu his line. He Ls prepared to
furnish all kinds of work for building purposes,
of the best material, and ar neatly and cheaply
as it can be done at any other establiehment in
the county. Experienced hands always in readi
ness and work execeted with promptness and
dispatch.
V — Thankfal for past favors, he hopes, by at
tention to business, to receive a liberal ',bare of
public patronage
t . WM. CHRJTZMAN.
June 17, MN. f
For Sala—A Valuable Merchant Mill,
PARE MILL and SAW MILL, with 40 ACRFFI
OF LAND, known es "Sandoe's Mill," on
ratt Creek, in Adams mainly Ps, 1 miles
northweat from Emmlttaburg, an ds miles south
west from Gettysburg, all In good order, water
power heavy, anti in a good grain emintr3,
MAO—
One other MILL, known as .. HoHinter's Mill."
with ACREn OF LAND, one ml t• from At.-
bottatown, on the Hanover turnpike. All In good
order. GEO. ARNOLD.
Aim. 12,1867. If
For Sale,.'Oheap.
AFIRST-RATE I , IIIIN'OLE MILL and SAW
MILL with plenty of work. three tulles from
Uneldown, Adam. eidinty, Pn.
A. M. HUNTER.
Aug. 12, IBC. 1.!
John W. Tipton,
nitetHIONABLE BARBER, Northeast corner
r itftbe Diamond,(next door to Weltllan's Ho
tel) Gettysburg, Pa., where he (*net all times be
found ready to attend to all businees in hie line.
He has also excellent assistance and will ensure
satisfaction. Give him a call.
Der. 3, 1860.
Cemetery Removals
BEIN° the Keeper, the undersigned is &Whor
toed to make removal, into Ever Green rem
etery and hope, that such as contemplate the re
tom al of the remain, of deceased relative, or
friends will avail themselves of this season of the
year to have it done. Removal, Made with
promptness—terms foe, and no effort spared to
plea M se. PETER THORN,
arell 12, 1880. Keeper of the Cemetery.
WESTERN LANDS.
1 -
RAVE some valuable WESTERN LANDIS
which I will trade for one or more FARMiI In
thls county. The lands are well located, and very
desirable for fanning. Earl
BRINK
y applicati EonRHOFF. desired
J.
Gettysburg, April 3. 1A65. tf
I:
my absence, there will alsays be thorough.
y competent operator In charge of the Excel
. Gallery, and work oball kind and under all
circumstances must give satisfaction before It
can leave our rooms. C.. 1. TYSON.
lorder to prove the umertions made in favor
of procuring PHOTOGRAPHS at the Excelsior
Gallery, ;all and sit for your PICTURE. No
Squirm will be made unlem you are pleased with
the result and choose to lease your order.
E
RPONS wishingPFIOTOGRAFTIS of their
P
children will rind It to their ads antoge to call
Id the Exeel.dor. _
C. J. TYSON, Gettysburg, Pe.
virt. sre always ■lwt to see our friends at the
VV Excelsior. It still stands in the same old
place, on York street opposite the Book ( - lets 4-
burg. Pa- C. J. TYSON.
IARGE VIEWS of the Rattle Field, singly. or
in sets, very lots. Also. STEREOWGISC
1 4 EWS of the Battle Field at the Eteelsior Gal
lery. Don't tall to aer them. C. .1. TYSON.
GOOD for the eyes, to call and look through the
Extensfrre Mock oral*. kinds of Coats, a vari
ety of Pants and neat stylea of iesta at
PICKING'S.
O to DUPHORN t HOFFMAI,Pd, to buy
G
your Dry Goods, Notions, Queenswere, de.,
on the northwest Corner of the Diamond, Get
tysburg, Ps.
FrHE rush le toe the Faeelslor Gallery. All are
A waited an in rotatkin and with
C.4MON.
Whom shall we call our heroes
To whom our praises sang
The pampered child of fortune,
The titled lord or king!
They eby others' labor—
Take all and nothing give
The noblest types of manhood
Are they who work to live.
Then honor to our workmen,
Our hardy sons of Mil—
ne hermits of the workshop,
And monarchs of the mill.
Who sperm the earth with iron,
And rear the palace dome?
Who creates (or the rich man
The comforts of his home ?
It Is the patient toiler—
All honor to him, then !
The true wealth of the nation
Is In her working men.
For many barren ages
Earth lald'her tressures deep,
And all her giant tomes
Peemed.bound as In a sleep:
Then Labor's "anvil chorus"
Broke on the startled air,
And lo! the earth in rapture
Laid all her riches bare.
'Tim toil that over nature
Gives man Ms proud control,
And purifies and hallows
The temples of his soul.
It scatters foul diseases,
With all the ghastly train ;
Puts iron in the muscle,
And crystal in the brain I
The Grand Almighty Builder,
Who fashioned out the earth,
Bath stamped his seal of honor
On Labor from her birth.
In every angel flower .
That blossomy from the Sod,
Behold the Master touches,
The handiwork of God I
We clip the following from a sermon
preached by the Rev. Chas. A. Hum
phreys:
"Show me the vilest pander, the mean
est assassin that walks the earth, and I
will find in his soul some germs of good,
which, If nourished, will grow into trees
that would gladden the gardens of God—
some aspirations whose blind gropings
and vain strugglings would make an an
gel weep. This human soul is a breath
of God's spirit, and though at times it is
almost smothered hinder our ruined and
wasted lives, it only needs to have its
earthly incrustation broken to soar up
ward to its native air. Religion is love
to Clod and man. It is a growth, not a
spasm; a life, not a transparent experi
ence ; not sad and depressing, but bright
and inspiring. It does not come like the
lightning, flashing in a moment from the
east through all the spreading heavens,
but like the rising sun, piercing first the
gathering mists with an . effectual ray,
then strugghngslowly into twilight, and
at lastclimbing into perfect day."
I=
KINDNERN IN WOMAN 4CNIVNILNAL.
"I have observed among all nations,"
says John Ledyary,- the great traveler,
"that the women ornament themselves
more than merr; and wherever found,
they are the same kind, civil, obliging,
humane, tender beings; they are ever in
clined to be gay and cheerful,• timorous
and modest. They do not hesitate like
man to perform a hospitable and gener
ous action; are not haughty, nor arro
gant, nor supercilious; but full of courte
sy and fond of society; industrious,
enonomical and ingenious; more liable
to err, in general, also more virtuous,
and performibg more good Actions than
he. . •
"I never addressed myself in the lan
guage of decency and friendship to a wo
man, whether civilized or savage, with
out receiving a civil and friendly answer.
With man it was often otherwise. In
wandering over the barren plains of in
hospitable Denmark, through honest
Sweden, frozen Lapland, rude and chur
lish Finland, utprincipled Russia, and
the wide-spread regions of the wandering
Tartar; if hungry, dry, bold, sick or wet,
woman has ever been friendly to me
and uniformly so ; and to add to this vir
tue, so worthy of the appellation of be
nevolence, these actions have been per
formed in so free and so kind a manner,
that if I was dry I drank the sweet
draught, and if hungry ate the coarse
morsel, with a double relish."
PLUMP WOMEN.—The New York Ga
zette concludes a plea for "plump women"
as folloWs: But whatever education our
girls have, let us have less of IL Ameri
can girls are notorious for their pallor
and frailty and tendency to wither and
lose their charms at an early age. This
country has no greater want at the pres
ent time than of plump girls and plump
women. Let us have them plump and
healthy, whether they knote anything
or not. We can teach their children
what they don't know if necessary ; by
all means let us have rosy, blossoming,
solid woman. The Pacific railroad is
not half so important to the prosperity
of this country as the aggregate avoirdu
pois, of its women. The female sex of
America ought to weigh at least half as
much again as It does.
FANNY FERN thinks it ought to be
considered a disgraee to be sick, confi
dentially adding—"l am fifty-five, and
I feel half the time as if I was just made.
To be sure I was born in Maine, where
the timber and the human race last; but
I don't eat pastry, nor candy, nor Ice
cream. I own stout boota—pretty one.,
too. I have a water-proof cloak, and no
diamonds. I like a nice bit of beef
steak and a glass of ale, and anybody
else who wants it may eat pap. I go to
bed at ten and get up ate': ; I dash out in
the rain because it feels good on my face.
I don't care for my clothes, but I will be
well ; and after I am buried, I warn you,
don't let any fresh air or sunlight down
on my coffin, If you don't want me to
get up."
CALIFORNIA, Says an Eastern paper,
gives birth to a good many facts. A
friendYnforms us, for instance, that it is
impossible to grow the common turnip
in any part of the country—the soil being
so impregnated with gold-dust that the
"yailer strikes through," and converts
them all into rutabagas.
CENi=
AN old Dutchman undertook to wallop
his son ; Jake turned the tables and wal
loped him. The old man consoled him
self for his defeat by rejoicing at his son's
superior manhood. Re said: "Veil,
Shake is a tam sehmart fellow. .4e can
whip his own taddy."
Corr anything be neater than the ne
gro's reply to a young lady whom he of
fered to lift over a gutter, and who in
sisted that she was too heavy? " Lor,
missus,” said he, "I'Se used to lifting
barrels of sugar."
A srr of glue dissolved in skim milk
and water will restore old crape.
HONOR TO OCR WORILTION
♦ BBAIITIFCL EXIIICACT
HOW MILL GOT SHOT.
"Bill, don't you know dad don't allow
you to buy shot?" asked a young urchin
of a brother somewhat his senior who
was making a purchase of that article.
"You Just never mind me. I'll thank
you to attend to your business, Mister
Bob ; don't care what dad allows : I'll
buy what I please."
Little boy slightly agitated. "I'm go
ing to tell dad," he said, and rushed Into
the room where the old man was quietly
reading the morning paper.
"Dad, dad, Bill's went and got shot."
"Good Heaven!" cried the old man,
dropping the paper in consternation, and
bolting for the door, "Where Is be?"
"Down to Thompson's store," respond
ed Bob.
In his excitement tte old man forgot
to remove his reading specs, and in go
ing down the steps misjudged the dis
tance to the pavement, stepped off too
soon and came sprawling on all fours.
He gathered himself up, and started
for the store. The pavement appeared
to be about the level of his knees, conse
quently, in his violent efforts to keep it
under him, be cut a very ridiculous fig
ure, and drew from the astonished by.
slanders such a roar ae was never bestow
ed upon a single individual since the
world began.
At length his tedious run was brought
to a close by arriving at the store, where
Bill was stretched out taking it easy.
The old man, supposing him badly hurt,_
rushed frantically up to him, exclalning,
"Oh, William! William! where are
you wounded?"
"What's the matter, Dad! Are you
crazy ?" asked Bill, raising on his el
bow, and casting a look of astonishment
at the old man.
"Why, Robert said yeu'd got shot!"
"So I did—got half a pound of the beet
buck shot in the store."
The old man lett amid noise enough to
drown a thunder-clap. As might be
supposed, Bob got the flogging and Bill
didn't.
WOIILDN'T BE LEFT A WIDOW
A little man in the west of Maryland
rushed to the Potomac river, not long
ago, swearing that be would drown him
self. When he had waded in to the depth
of his waist, his wife who had folllowed
him, plunged in and seized him' by the
hair of the head, and then led him back
till he had reached a place where the wa
ter was about two feet deep. Here she
pulled him over backward and soused
his head under water time after time.
"Drown yourself, will you ?" she said,
and down he went ; "leave me to take
care of the children!- (another plunge,)
get drunk (another dip,) and start for
the river! (tinder again.) I'll teach
you to try to leave me a widow 1" And
she did. After sousing him till he was
nearly drowned, sbe led him home, a
considerably subdued man, and has nev
er attempted to repeat the experiment of
leaving his wife a widow.
A HALICI/OKE young widow applied to
a physician to relieve her of three dis
tressing complaints, with which she was
affected.
"In the first place," said she, "I have
little or no appetite. What shall I take
for that""
"For that, madam, you should take ale
and exercise."
"And, doctor, I am quite fidgetty at
night time, and afraid to be alone.—
What shall I take for that ?"
"For that; madam, I can oufy recom
mend that you take a husband."
"Fie! doctor. But I have the blues
terribly. What shall I take for that?"
"For that, madam, you have besides
taking air and a husband, to take the
newspaper."
Sensible doctor, that.
Two Yankees took lodgings for about
ten days at a tavern in Lancasteroonnty,
and fared sumptuously, drinking two or
three bottles of wine daily. The last
day, and before they had paid their bill,
a dispute arose about the speed of their
horses. They at last settled upon a race.
The landlord was appointed Judge each
being rider of his own horse. When
they were mounted, the judge, like those
of the Olympic games, gave the word—
one, two, three, and go. Off they went,
and have neither been seen nor heard of
since ; leaving the landlord fully compen-
sated by having had the honor to be
Judge.
ONE of the parvenue ladies of Cincin
nati, who would be wonderfully aristo
cratic in her domestic concerns, was vis
iting, a few days since, at the house of
Major o—, when, after tea, the fol
lowing conversation occurred between
the Major's lady and the "topnot," in
consequence of the hired girl occupying
a seat at the tea-table :—"Why, Mrs. 0-
-, you do not allow your hired girl to eat
with you at the table, do you ?" "Most
qprtaitily I do. You know, this has ever
been my custom. It was so when you
worked for me—don't you recollect?"
A YOUNC{ man In southwestern Mis
souri has committed suicide In a manner
to excite the envy of a Parisian. He
put himself at an angle of a "Virginia
rail fence," and using an axe-helve as a
lever he raised the fence, put his head
under it and caused his neck to be broken
by the fulling weight of the fence tim
ber.
Ix a railroad station is a placard, an
nouncing "No smoking," posted over
the lamp. Two Irishmen appear, one
smoking.
"Mike," says the other, "ye're trans
gressin' the rules of the establishment."
"How's that?" said the smoker.
'Don't you see there—'no smoking!'"
"Yis; but can't ye see, ye spalpeen,
the remark is addressed to the lamp?"
APPLIINO IT.—Rev. Mr. P., of Ports
mouth, N. H., was, at family devotions,
explaining the nature of prayer. His lit
tie son, four years of age, eagerly inquir
ed, "Can we ask God for anything we
want?" "Certainly," was the answer.
Chancing, soon after, to pass the child's
sleeping room, the father saw him on his
knees. Drawing near, he was taken a
back by hearing the youngster close his
petitions thus: "And please, God, make
my mother fry me some doughnuts."
A GENTLEMAN one evening eald to a
lady near whom he was cleated, "Why
is a woman unlike a mirror ?" She gave
it up. "Because," said the rude fellow,
"a mirror refleets without speaking, and
a woman speaks without reflecting."
"Very good," said she; "now answer
me, why is a man unlike a mirror?"
"L' cannot tell you." "Because the
Mirror is polished, end the man it not."
50Th TEAL-NO. 3.
II A 0111101711.
We have laughed heartily over the
following ludicrous story and would not
deprive our readers of the same enjoy
ment
A number of years ago, when Michigan
was a uew country, in Livingston coun
ty there lived a luau by the name of
Clayton, one called Perkins also—as well
as a great many others.
Pete Clayton was a tall, flue looking
fellow—a noble specimen of our back.
woodsmen—standing six feet two inches
in his stockings.
Pete had taken a shine to Miss Sally
Perkins, and it was known in fact that
they were engaged, but the day when
the knot was to be tied had never yet
been divulged.
In the month of August 1849, Jane's
circus came through the town for the
first time, and in feet It was the first cir
cus that bad ever paired that way, and
there were a great many people who had
never seen one. When the Important
day arrived, the town was filled to over
flowing with a molly crowd, of course,
and every young fellow with his gal.
Now Pete wanted to get married on the
coming Christmas, but Sally wished to
have it put oft till the next sprigg.
When the ticket wagon was opened, ehe
tent was filled in a hurry. Pete and
Sally had been looking in the side shows
and were late getting In, and the perfor
mance had already commenced. They
walked around the entire ring, trying to
find a seat, and although they could seat
two thousand persons, every seat was
full.
"Never mind," said Sal, "I'd just as
lief stand up."
But the gallant Pete oouldu't think of
It, and said, "Walt a mini, I'll get you a
chair," and off, he started, leaving Sal
alone. -
Just at this moment the clown came
In dressed in his costume, and dancing
around the ring, stopped In front of Sal,
and begin to sing :
"Oh, Sally Is the gal for me."
This caused Hal to blush, for she
thought that the clown was looking at
her. As she stood near the ring, of
course she hid the view of the lower seats
behind her, and as usual on such occa
sions, the clown cracked his jokes at the
offender until she'd take the hint and
find a seat, but she said she would rather
stand up. At this the clown continued
his Jokes, remarking to the ring master:
"There's a change for me."
"A chance for your . " •
"Yes, don't you see that gal has het
her beau, and she is looking at me, I
know," and turning three or four som
ersaults, be stopped in front of Si!, and
began to sing,
"Oh Sally Is the gel for me,
I would have no other,
And It Sal died to-morrow n ight,
I'd marry Sally's mother.,"
This wasp meant evidently far her, and
mimed Bars dander, and the burst out
with :
"I'm the gal for you, am I? Marry
my mother, will yer? You low-lived
spotted scum of the earth. If my fellow
was here he would wallop you for that.
I wouldn't stay here another minit—nor
neither would any decent people, either."
Saying which she rushed out of the tent
amid roars of laughter.
The clown,- assuming a comical MU
tudeAremarked to the ring master that
his grandfather was a remarkable man,
and so was his grandmother, too, but
that gal beat all his forefathers.
At this juncture Pete rushed in, close
ly followed by Sal, and jumping into the
ridg, he squared off at the clown, saying:
"I'll teach you to insult any female un
der my charge," and let ¢y at his oppo
nent, and taking him plump In the face,
sent him to mother earth, at which he
jumped on him and commenced kicking
him unmercifully ; Sal, standing on the
outside of the ring clapping her hands,
sang out:
"That's it, Pete, give him Jessie, and
we'll git married on Christmas, sure."
At this moment the ring master and
three or four others caught Pete and
commenced to thrash him, when Petrie
friends interfered, and a general fight
ensued, which completely broke up the
circus.
A FARMER who had employed a green
Emeralder, ordered him to give the mule
some corn in the ear. On Ms coming in,
the farmer asked :
"Weil, Pet, did you give the mule the
corn ?"
"To be sure, I did."
"How did you give it?"
"And shure, as ye tould me, 'in the
ear, m
"But how much did you give?"
"Well, ye set., the crayther wouldn't
hould Rtlll, and kept switching his ears
about so, so I couldn't git but about a
Bat full In both ears!"
A LlTrix boy, on coming home from
church, where he had seen a person
work the bellows of the organ, said table
mother :
"Oh, mamma, I wish you had been at
the church today—such fun! A man
pumped music out of an old cupboard!"
A urrLa, keen, bright eyed girl of
four years, on a visit one evening, was
seated on the knee of a gentleman friend,
and being told by her mother that she
was too large a baby to hold, retorted
almost immediately, accompanying the
words witti a gesture: "Why, girls of
nineteen years sit on laps; you wouldn't
call them babies, would you!"
IN a certain school, during the parsing
lesson, the word "waif' occurred in the
sentence. The youngest boy who was
up, a bright-eyed little fellow, puzzled
over the word for a few minutes, and
then a bright idea struck him, "I can
parse it—positive, waif; comparative,
wafer; superlative, sealing wax."
AT a duel the parties discharged their
pistols without effect, whereupon one of
the seconds interfered, and proposed
that the parties should shake hands.
To this the other second objected, as un
necessary. "For," said he, "their hands
have been shaking this half hoar."
THE keeper of a grocery happened one
day to break one of his tumblers. He
stood a moment looking at the fragments
and reflecting on his loss, then turning
to his assistant, he cried out:—"Tom,
of a quart of water in that old Cognac !"
"PEACE has Its Victories." A one
armed soldier was captured the other
day by the Boston Pollee, taken before
the municipal court in that city, and
fined Ave donate for playing his hand
organ on the sidewalk before the old
Booth church.
Make= EWAN frisat iimis Twelve
Blasibed Taws ime.
The Paris oortespondent of the Nation
states that the guesta of the A bbe.Dennls,
curate of the parish of St. Elio; in the
Faubourg St. Antoine, dined a few days
ago on fowls whose immediate ancestors,
he says, figured on the table of the great
Frankish King Dagobert. When the
Abbe Dennis laid the first stone of the
church and presbytery he has built by
1 his own exertions, on the site of the old
chateau and gardens of Dagobert, a hen's
nest full of eggs was discovered beneath
the ruins of the ancient building. Theme
eggs, more than twelve hundred years
old, were about to be thrown away by
the laborers, when the Abbe, remember
ing that wheat had been grown from
grain found In Egypt in mummies, dated
back from the time of the Pharaohs, be
thought him that possibly there might
be life in these eggs.
A savant of the institute consulted at
once in reference to these precious relics
of an age - when there was as yet no France
to detest "Perfidious Albion," or to be
leakier. of Prussia or needle guns, advised
their being forthwith oonlided to a hen
of approved success in the maternal capa
city. This advice having been acted
upon, the good cure anti his friends had
the delight of witnessing twenty-one
days afterwards the hatching of a tine
brood of chickens, the direct progeny
of the denizens of King Dagobert's barn
yard. The fowls thus obtained have
been carefully kept from any niisailianco
with their congeners of leas ancient blood,
and the Abbe has now a yard so well re
plenished with "King Dagobert fowls"
that he not only supplies his own larder
with poultry of this illustrious - breed,
but is about to organize, at thp sugges
tion of numerous friends, a umlaut "King
Dagobert.eggs" for the benefit of his poor
parish.
Tax OLDEST RELIC OP HUMANITY.—
The oldest remnant of mortality extant
is the skeleton of one of the earlier Phar
aohs incased In Its original burial robes,
and wonderfully perfect considering its
age, which was deposited about eighteen
or twenty dionths ago in the British
Museum, and is justly considered the
most valuable of Its archeological treas
ures. The lid of the coffin which con
tained the royal mummy was inscribed
with the name of its occupant, Pharaoh
Mykerimus, who succeeded the heir of
the gfeat pyramid about I:o , centuries be
fore Christ. Only think of it : the mon
arch whose crumbling . bones and leath
ery Integuments are now exciting the
wonder of numerous gazers in London,
reigned in Egypt before Abraham was
borfi, and only about two centuries or so
after Mizralm, the grandson of old fathbr
Noah and the first of the Pharaohs, had
been gathered to his fathers.
Tun Taunton, Mass., Rrpublicon says
Hon. Oakes Ames, of North Easton, has
contracted to build nearly the whole or
the remaining portion of the Union Paci
fic Railroad—some six hundred miles,
passing through the Rocky Mountain re
gion—receiving therefor over forty-seven
millions of dollars. This is believed to
be the largest contract ever entered into
by one man. It places Mr. Ames at the
head of the railroad men of the country,
the operations of Vanderbilt and Oeorke
Law being Insigniticaut compared with
this gigantic transaction.
KING Jorr.v.—Tlie Washington corre
spondent of the Louisville Courier says :
Major General John Pope is the greatest
liar living. He bore that reputation at
school, and has maintained It splendidly.
You remember his lying story aboutoap•
turing fifteen thousand prisoners on
'Beauregard's retreat from Corinth? A
friend of the General afterward said to
him, "John, what did you do with them
fifty thousand you captured at Corinth?"
"Hush," said Pope, "don't tell ; I mur
dered them!" "Well," said his friend,
"I am glad to hear it, as they can't be ac
counted for any other way,"
A GERMAN PAPER ON BUTLER.—The
Wristent papers handle General Butler
rather roughly since his proposition to
pay five-twenties in greenbacks. The
Illinois Slaat ZeUung, the most influen
tial ,German paper in the West, sap:
"When a man is accused of stealing ail.
vor spoons, ho ought to think twice no
fore he tries to convince the world that
stealing is a virtue. General Butler has
been aroused for the last five years by
the Democrats of having stolen sliver
spoons (la New Orleans), and now he Is
trying to prove that if stealing 'is not
exactly a virtue it le it least wise states
numb! .."
A "COLORED" preacher by the name
of Adams, who attended a late meeting
of the Preebyterlap Bynod in Genesee,
N. Y., went into that body boiling over
with wrath because, as he said, he "had
been unglorlously dejected away from de
table ob de beet hotel in die place."—
This is certainly a case to engage the at
tention of Congress at the next session.
No doubt that it Is some of thea'resi
dent,s doing, and is good grounds for
his instant impeachhient.
Tax Inquirer at Gonzales, Texas, says
an old freedman told his master that his
sable highness was getting too feeble to
work and wanted to be elected county
Judge. "But," said his employer, "yon
must know the law of the land before
you can net as Judge, and you'can neither
read nor write." "Oh well, dat rdidtes
no difrence, MM. J. I wants de office,
and den I want you fer my clerk. You
can do all de writln."
"I'LL teach you to play piteli and toss!
I'll flog you for an hour, I will."
"Father," instantly replied the Incor
rigible, 1,4 he balanced a penny on hi+
thumb and finger, "I'll toss with you to
make it two hours or nothing!"
"Mits. Partington, do you propose to
put Ike In a store?" "Yes,"• ?spied the
old lady, "but I'm pestltirous to know
which, Some of them tell me that the
wholesale trade-is the best, but I believe
the ringtall will be the most beneticious
to him in his present abdominal condi
tion."
Mr. MARTIN GATES, of Duncanvillet
Blair county, Pa., was severely wounded
in the chest during the late war. He
came home and got well. The other day
he extracted a large brass button from
the wound. The button, which was
flattened, had been driven into his body
by the bullet, and has remained there
fully three years. _
THE population of New York in 1760
was 39,131. It has been four times doub
le 4 in one hundred. years. Paris has
doubled' within thirty-two years; Lou
don within forty years, and Vienna with
in forty-four.
A nose/am, ou being told, the other
evening, that hie wife had lost her tem
per, said he was glad of it, for it was a
very bad one.
DIE Protestant Bishop of cork b a
pauper. He has only ten thousand a
year salary. The Bishop of Derry,
taking compassion on him, allowsblin
(Ivo thousand from his yin :Wary.