NEW GOODS.
•T ARRIVAL.
RI
'FAIMESTOCE BROTHERS
I jest receltd s hrge sad complete
eat of
!!?;
ALL AND WINTSR GOODS,
At OVII
attend
*ant
style and at all prices, to which the
n of buyers is directed. Tbose In
r good Goods at the lowest possible
old not hat to give ui as euly ca.
_
FAHNR3TOCK BROS
le, ISM
The Old System •
MR PRICES VETOED
BY NORMS,
new cheap (Nothing, Hat, Cap, Boot,
ia4 Variety Store, oirChambersborg
next door to Buehler's'Thrng Store,
oars, Pa.
tublic will Eind at this Store, the latest
St fashionable assortment of G.&le
timid 'Boy's wear, In Adams county.
' ~.- OVER COATS.
0 rare ions, . Pete reit 4111 Overcoats,
kin Overcoats, Cl i gth Overcoats,
mans Beaver Overcoats, etc., etc.
DRRSS AND BUSINESS COATS !
IJloth Deus and Sack Coats,
t.se(mere Sack and Frock Coats,
. KaltWoolso Union Coats and Jackets.
PANTS • AND VESTS!
Black Cloth Pantaloons,
Slack
Slack Cassimere Pantaloons,.
Fancy Cassimere Pantaloons, ' .
Harris Claremore Pantaloons,
Black Cloth Vests,
Silk : Grenadine Vette,
Flush and Satinet Vests, ke.
. HATS AND CAPS.
tellats, Silk Brasil Hats, Dexter Hats,
tg Hats, Clipper Hats,. French. Hats,
te Oats, B , oadway Hats, Plush Hats,
, a Mats, Brighton Hats, Mincio Hats,
[et Hits, Bismark flats, Pato Hats,
ick Hats, Metropen Blahs, - U. &A.Hats,
and Hats, Cassinsere Hato, etc., etc.
t Caps, Cassinsere Cap's, Fur Caps,
Caps, McClellan Caps, Nary Caps,
It Caps, Petersham Cups, Boy's Caps,
p Cap, Just ten Nati Cars, etc., etc.
BOOTS !AND SHOES.
r ' Men Calf Skin Bouts,
Men's Heavy Boots,
Boy's Jockey Boots, `
Sporting Boots,
Men's Coarse Shoes,
Men's Calf Skin Shoes, .
Boy's Fine Shoes, .
•
U.S. Army Shoes,
Gentlemen's Slippers,
- . Gum Overshoes, etc., etc.
GICITLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS.
Illrh to 'Linen Shirts, Ca's4irner l Shirts, Linen
and "'apes Collars, Seek Ties and Butter
lies. nandkesslsiefs, Woolen awl Cot
ton Stesirings, Gloves. Ruckskin
• pan II dos and Cloves, Woolen
Drawers and Undershlrts i.
- _ Srarls and Comforts,
Suspenders, Cmbrellas,
Canes, Va!ises, Trunks, Ited
Fiannel Woolen Drawers, ife.
' The above mentioned artielas eta al, '
ways he felted at Elsa CHEAP STORE of
T. C. NORRIS,
Ch4mbtrsburg st , nest door to Bnehlees.
Yov. 19, 18Gti. -
Mil
At his
Mime
street,
Getty
The
and ta
ni-a's
!have
CEO
Wisat We Want. .
YOU WANT a cleasit Hat 4.4 y it 4f
H. U. WOODS
8
YOU WANT at Faibionable H.it alwaya
bay it of - H. B. WOODS.
YOU WAIT • Uat o'f iv hied for .less
money than saybuty tisa will sell it for,
sure to bay it of H. 13. WOODS.
TOU WANT good Shoes for Ladies or
I children,
.don't be humbugged with dam
, d auction goo.le, but but of
P YOU WANT Shoes or Boot., "that are
shoes and boots worth Whim; about,"
Ino "cheatiug mash, buy them of .
U. 0. WOODS.
F YOU. WANT Overshirts, Drawers, Um
brellas or anything in his line, buy of
11. B. WOOl4.
-------t. ‘
F You. WANT to be dealt fairly with; gat
the worth of your money and not be cheat
. ~11111rayS bhy of H. B. WOODS.
--.-- -----4-. -
F YOU WANT a pair of red Number. One
Heavy Winter Hiatt, don't' buy before you
a the superior article for title by
1 • H. B. WOODS.
-4- - - I
i i , SwAn's Grocery.
'MN' Y. SWAN hitsj•ist received a splendid
assortment ot FRESH GROCERIES, at
is Store on the corner of the public Square,
Gettysburg,
- SUGARS.
the finest lot of Su.tars ever brought .to
ottysbnrg, an•i very cheap.
COFFEE.
Ma Coffee is solierior to any otrsred in the
Lee. It" you don't, believe it come and see,
110LA5.413.4 , . _
la p
pit want the best Syrups and llolsales
a town you wi'l find them nt Swan's.
. QUEENSWARS - 4 4e.
Ws. stock of gneensware, Dishes, Lamps,
f Paled], cheap and good. Every style anal
CIOIR3 AND TOBACCO
Ms Cigars and Tob ,cco are of superior
niality. Acknowledged by good judges to be
• beet in the market.
DANDIES AND NOTIONS.
filirilealar attention paid to this department.
uji'sgpply of Candies, Nt.ts, Fruits, Soaps,
nasty *Males, in short any and everything
• godly tonna in a first class Grocery. In lay
y In my stack 1 was c.tretal to know what I
wits Wink, awl am now prepred to sell not
()RV 04k3D Groped**, but to sell them •very
Give me a sail and ju Igo for your.
pages. JOll2l 31. SWAN.
S, 1868. ,
Dry floods! Dry Woods:
REAI'S AND CAPS, 1303 TS AND &TOSS.
. —Saving just returned ' from the City,
a splendid assortment q DRY GOODS, I
pinentrir prepstred to offer greater inducements
onyars Otto ever before. My stock consists
; ' description of Dress Goode. plain and
vg, Cloths, Cassime ,' Muslin! ' [loop
Irui, Balmorals. Fla nstillii Hosiery, glov es,
frimmingt, Ac.
I=MIEI
'lti connection with my Dry Goods, kisve
aloidjoining room a large stack tit
PAtSNAID OOPS, BOOTS AND SCIONS,
*blab will Sell very cheap. Children's Shoe
f li t ** as 124 coats, and other goods at cur
siding rotas. "My stuck is well saleatecl,
suad'tbelisost complete yet-offered. Give ac
tit sad eXanlitie for yourselves. No trooble
show Goods.
-.•.-- Alit- SEWING MACHINES. . .
IWorre sll I agent for the Florence Sewr
, - it, whish in seknowledged to be the
? Aimee. ft Is the latest improved machine
. 'Maytag die REVERSABIA FEED, giving
. • ' f' • ista7,o 'Oft; all other machines.—
, i ar? • gee lk c Oeii•n/. N. SPANGLER.
i.
. ~, A • .
ler DUPINR4 # HOFFItAN'S f tc b:y
I Dry ooo4i, 40ti01111,411 . 811111111111111*,
Pif Dianion4 ,
, a-414
COMPILER,
Jourrud, •
Ntiy IkonNix°,
Will Previal.”
..-4111 le per ea.
or---la So per err
'1 subscription dis
co( the publisher,
BY It J. BTA.NLZ.
attune Totes.
done with neat-
draft, betwelik
Crelce—"Colkipt•
ill A. DUNCAN . k J. U. WHIM
ATTOILNEYS AT LAW,
ill e promptly attend to all legal business
entrusted to"thent, in/lading the procaring of
Pensions, Bounty, Back Pay, and all other
claims against the United States and State
Governments.
Office In North West ,Cornet of Diamond,
Gettysburg, Penn'a. :
April 3, 1865. U
ATTONNEY At LAW, (office one door west
cif Buehler's drug and book store, Clim
bersburg street,) ATTOICIRT MID SOLICITOR TOR
P i Aso Psiti4oss. Bounty Land War
rants, Back-pay suspended Claims, and all
other claims against the Government at Wash
ington, D. C.; also American claims in Eng
land. Larry Warrants located and sold ) , or
bought, and highest prices given. Agentli as
pired is locating warrants in lowa, 'Wiwi*
cud other western States. ginrApply to him
personally or by letter.
RD Gettysburg, Nov. 21, '53.
ATTOANBY AT LAW.—Perticular &Uint
lion p ti.l to collection of Pensions,
Bounty, and B:telc.pay. Office in the S. B.
corner of the Vintoond.
Gettysburg, Anril 6,1803. tf
Bd' and R. Buehler,
ATronsgr Al" LAW, will faithfully and
. promptly attend to all business entrust
ed to him, He speaks the German language.
Office at the-astnt place, in South Baltimore
street, near Forncy'a drug store, and nearly
opposite Danner k Ziegler a store.
liettyaburg, March 20.
rIFFICE and Dwelling, N. E. corner of Ba'
timore and fligh streets, near Presbyte
rian Church, , Gebtreburg, Pa.
N0v.30. 1863.
' Dr. D. S. Peer,
4BBOTTSTOWN, Adams county, continues
the.plactice of 'his profesSion in all its
branches, and would respectfully invite all
persons afflicted with any old Standing dis
eases to call au& consult him
pct. 8, 1864. tf
AAWNG located permanently at 130 -
-11 ATIGIiTOWN,IAdanta county, will attend
prolaptly to all orofesaional calls, d ty or night.
Office at ',An Landis's, where he can always
be,tound, unless peofesSionally engaged.
Aug. 6, 1866.•, ly
AVING lamtted at EAST BERLIN, Adams
Ej. county, hones th.tt by-strict attention to
his professional ditties he may merit It •hs3re at
the public patroniiiie. - [Apr. 2, 'tie. ►1
J. LaWreneo Hill; N. D.,
AS his ollice one
ILte
door we of the 4
vi l
leitheran church in
Chansbershurg street, and opposite Dr. C.
iforne-'s °Mc., where •htse wishing to have
any Dental Operation p , ,rlnin-d are respect
fully invited to c.tll. Itarencscss: Drs. Hor
ner, Rev. C. P. 'Krautif, D. D., Rev. FL L.
lianzher, 'D. D., Rev. Prof. If. Jacobs, D.-D.,
Prof. N. L. Stirrer.
Gettyaburg, April 11, '53.
QSTT Y SIIUI G, PA.—The undersigned
would most respectfully inform his n.i
merous trieads and the public generally, that
lie has purchased that long established and
well known Hotel, the "Globe Inn," in York
'Street, Gettysburg, and will spare no effort to
oonduct it in a manner that will not detract
from its former high reputation. His table
will have tba best the market can afford—hiu
chambers are spacious and comfortable—and
he has laid in tor his bar a full stock of wines
and liquors. There is large stabling attached
to the Hotel, which will be attended by atten
tiive hoidens: It will be hes cop,stant endeavor
to render the fullest satisifiction to his guests,
tahing his house as near a home to them as
passible. Us 494,5 a share of the public's pa
tronage„ &terminal as be is to deserve a large
part of it. Remember, the "Globe Inn" is in
York street, but near the Diamond, or Public
Square. • B.4IIVEL WULF.
April 4, IBC4.
H. B. WOODS
.
I•KHIS Hotel, being one of the relict of the
Bartle of Gettysburg, has been renovated
an refurnished, and is Ili e #.4 to entertain
travellers said the public generally. It being
a short Matinee from the Soldiers' National
Cemetery, it affords convenient aesommodit
tions for all visitiLg there, and the subscriber
flatters himself that none shall leave t its dis
satisfied.
Also, Ice Dream bad all kinds of i efresb
mebts, at all boars, to accommodate Mole
balers. Give me a salt.
JOSEPH LITTLE, Prokjotor.
Gettysburg, gay 21, 1866. tf
N EAR. THE DEPOT,
HANOVER, YORK CO., PA.
The undersigned would respectfully inform
his numerous friends.and the public generally,
that be has leased the Hotel in Hanover, near
the Depot,. formerly kept by Mr. Jeremiah
Latter, ant will spare no effort to conduct it
in a as t .aer that will give general satisfaction.
His table will have the best the markets can
afford-14s chambers are spacious and com
fortable—And be has laid in for his bar a fall
stock of choice wines and liquors. There is
stabling for bones attached to the Hotel. It
will be his constant ende tear to render the
fullest satisfaction to his guests, making his
house as near a home to theirs as possible.—
Ile asks a share of the public patronage, de
termined as be is to deserve a large part of it.
Remember the Railroad House, near the De
past Hanover, Pa. A. P. BAUGH ER.
Oct. 2, 1865. tf
S Caunan's
M ARBLE WORK 8,
Un Lighimor• street, Neirly Opposita the tart
Hell se ,
GRTTYBBURG, PA.
Every description of work molted in the
attest style of the net.
June 4, 1865, cf
• - Still at 'Work -
T ES undersigned continues the
OARRIAGS-MAKING BUSINESS,
in all its branches, at his old stand, In nut'
Middle street, Gettysburg.
NSW WORK made to order, and
REPAIPING
dgqe promptly and at lowest prices.
FALLING-TOP AND STANDING TO?
Two flrst-rate SPRING WAGOIs: for
lo)o. JACOB Tall I• L.
EA.SRIONABLR RADIUM Nortihmast cor
ner of the Diamond, (next door to Me
au's Rotel,) Rettyittfurg, Pa. where he
can at all times be pond ready to attend to all
business in his line. Re has also excellent IP-
Distance and will empire satisfaction. Give
hi% a call. Dee. 8, 1860.
ST pqr rilgrofiltAlll3 Atlysor4.
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Professional Cards.
Law PartnorahiP.
D. MeConaughy,
3. C. Neely,
Dr. I. W. C.' Ovirears
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Dr. T. O . Kinzer,
Dr . 'F. C. Wolf,
Globe Inn,
TOW; ST., NAAR TUN DIAMOND,
Batt Hotel.
Railroad House,
U 0 GISS
CONISTASTLY OX SIXO.
l'Obit W. Tii►ton,
The Foundry
TN BENDERSVILLE AT PUBuiC SALE
On TUESDAY, the 29th cliy of JANUARY
'net, the eubreriber wW offer at Public Sale,
on the premi.les,
THE FOUNDRY IN BENDEIIiYILLE,
Adams county, being a very desirable proper
ty, complete in all its parts, and located in a
prosperous agricultural region. Timber is
convenient and comparatively cheap, whilst
metal is always to be bad near at hand. The
front part of the building has four finished
rooms, calculated for a family. The Patterns
and Flasks CH be sold with the Foundry.
There id an unusually large variety of both, de
signed for almost every article of useful ma
chinery. This is a RARE CHANCE for those
desiring to go into the Foundry business, and
the attention of all such is invited to the sale.
At the same time and plane, will oe offered,
either 'separately or in connection with the
Foundry, 81 ACRES OF WOODLAND, sit
uated 11 miles northwest of Bendergrille, ad
joining lands of Jacob Bear, John Eppelman,
Widow Lauver and Henry Rice, and Covered
mainly with Red Oak and Chesnut Timber.
Persons wishing to view the property are
requested to call on the undersigned, at
Charles Myers's Hotel, in Bendersville.
Hale to commence at 10 o'clock, A. M., on
said day, when attendance will be given and
terms made known by
THEOPHILTIS EPPELEAN.
• Jan. 14; 1887. is
Lime & Coal.
lIINN k REILLY have erected two addi
tional Lime Kilns, on the RailrOad, and
are therefore better prepared then ever to sup
ply the best of LISLE, in large or stualliquanti
ties. Farmers and others can hereaftet look
for a more prompt filling of their orders, and
are invited to extend and continue their fa
vors to a Gra) which IS making every effort to
accommodate them in thebest mannerpessible.
They will. also continue to keep on nand. for
sale, a good supply of the di ff erent kind s . of
CULL, whit+ they will sell at small profits.
Coal and Lime delivered anywhere in Get
tysburg.
May 14, 1866. tt
Carriage-making Business.
war being over, the undersigned have
resumed the
CARRIAGE-MAIM/
at their old stand. in E - ,st !fiddle street,
OWTTYSBURG,
where they are again prepared to pat up work
in the most fashionable, substantial, and supe
rior manner. A Int of new and second-band
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, &C.,
an hand, which they will dispose of at the
lowest prices; and all orders will be supplied
as promptly and satisfactorily as possible.
gar REPAIRING
done with dispatch, and at cheapest Mee.
A large lot of new and old LIMINESS on
band for sale
Thankful for the liberal patronage, hereto
fora enjoyed by them, they solicit and will ea
dearor to deserve a large share in the future.
DANNER. I ZiEtiLEft.
July 10, 111811. ti
Quarterly 'Report ;
OF tbe , Geoysburg National Bank r Clettyg
burg, January 7, ISO:
RESOURCES. •
Notes and Bills Discounted, $103,477 11
U. S. Bonds deposited to secure
circulation, 100,000 00
U. S. Bonds on hand, 20,000 CO
Legal Tender Notes, 16,000 00
Nationsl Bank Notes, 15,600 00
Fractional Currency and cash items, 16,414 99
Due from Bankeand Bankers, 17.205 83
Real Estate, 6.`.'00 00
Bonds (personal) [2,479 4;
LIABILITIES
Capital Stock, 145,150 (0
Deposits, 45,220 14
Circulation, 180,500 00
Profits, Interest arid Dividends
unpaid, 20,036 21
State Circulation outstanding, t 7,312 00
- T. D. CARSON, Cashier
SfITI. 11, 1867. 3t
Quarterlyjteport
OF theaudition of the First National Bank
of Gettysburg, Pe., on the morning of
the First Monday of January, 1E 1 67 :
RESO CIRCE'S
Notes and Bills, $8,072 89
Furniture and Fitturee, - 700 00
Premiums, Bipenses, etc., ; 1,852 53
Due from Banks, 5,784 50
11. S. Bonds, 150,350 00
Cash, e5,G17 32
LIABILITIES.
'
Capital, ' $1.00,000 00
Surplus fund, .1 2,395 30
Circulation, $9,9..0 CO
Deposits, - - $2,105 IT
Due other Banks, 1 4,33 . 4 46
Dibcounis, 852 21
GEO; 4.14h19LD, Cashier
t rap.l4, !sq. 4,t,
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Town Property
AT PRIVATE SALE.—Several HOUSES
SALE.—Several
Call be pat chased_ at Private Sale by call
ing on PARNESTOCK BROTEIERS.
Dee. 15. 1886. tt
ASPLENDID assortment of Fauna Win.
ter 010 thing just received at
PICKING'S.
y ADIES wanting a good artielt of redo.
1 j wry, Fancy Soap, or Hair Brushes, retk
bePappliad at • J. L. SOHICK'z.
G. your PHOTOGRAPHS at
TYSON'S
LARGE VIEWS of tbs D (tie Field, singl?,
or in seta, very tow Also, STEREI .
hOoFIC vigws of the Bit le Field at the
Excelsior Gallery. Don't Nil to see them.
0. J. TYSON.
Fr HE rush is fortha BviiMoe Gallery. All
are waited upon in rotstion and with die
petal. C. J. TYSON.
BY ell mesas have your PHOTOGRAPHS
made at the Esselsior" Gallery, if you
desire them portlier. C. J. TYSON.
biTSIII.ER'S HERB WINTERS Air sale at
*mar's Oros and Visriety Stns.
GETTYSBURG, PA, MONDAY, JAN. 28, 1867.
grthrtzli k vttrg.
DIE SLEDTEL blifir.
j"Die Stasdtel Bump," ("The Town
Pump,") appeared in the July number
of the 'Guardia's," edited by Rev. H.
Harbaugh, to whom the authorship of
the piece is attributed. Rev. Harbaugh
has immortalized the Pennsylvania pa
tois, in this and similar poetical efforts.
"'S Alt Schul Haus An Der Krick,"
published some five years ago, is one of
the most popular of these, but we think
"Die StaAtel Bump" is better. Bat let
the reader Judge for himaelf.—Bedford
Gazette.]
Itvalta Zeita, wee ich gat,
War's net wie now in Riles;
Gewachseit hot sich's, Schtih nu Hut,
Zu.was es heut der Fall is.
Zwe Melt hen trier Ina Sehullaauag'hat
Es war itri alts Stredtel.
Un dert hie sin mer site Tag,
Dorch Staub un Dreek geweddelt.
Net ale Tag,—lch war seder lets
Juscht funf Sehultag aus sexa.,
Uf Sainstagis hen tner g'schaft daheme,
De Siveta: Gottes Gesetza.
Der Alte Couch--er schloft in Bah—
Hot als die Sehul dert g.halta,
Un oft an Madel un an Bull
Sei Whippa lossa walla.
'Cu doch war's pleasant dert zu eel
Du Summer un im Winter,
In Schnee un Dreek ins Schulhaus . nel,
Sin ganganrg,viel Sinner.
E hunnert yard vom Schulhaus war
E plaz mir frisch im Sinn.
Net's "Schpook-haus" war's—eel men
Joh net—
But watt dert ateht vor sellem
Die Sttedtel Bump
Die Stindtel Bump 's war's B—ler's
Bump, •
Vor B—ler's Wertitshaus g'stanna—
Hot Wasserl'imt for Mann un Lump,
Der welt o'r nudist is g'komma— -
• Die Stredtel Bump.
Dert hie ein mer ale gangs germ
For Wasaer for de Schuler;
Un in der Hoiet oder Ern
War eel for uns euKuhler—
Die Staedtel Bump
Das Wasser bola war en Ehr
Die viel hen "couldn't come it" ;
tin die Zwe ware happy boys,
Die bisuelia derfte ohne noise
Die Stte - dtel Bump
Am Turnpike 'naus e hunnert yard
War Wlfusem schoe un gru ;
Uf dem zu Waika war's dewerth
Der Master froga so: May we
' Zur Sttedtel Bump?
"Maiter"—un do war der ketch—
" The water's warm, or nearly all,
$3'yi1,218,:45
May Bill and I some water fetch ?"
"You May."—Noh sin mer wie en Knall
Zur Stiedtel Bump.
Zur There draus—der Emer mit—
Geht's langsam g'nung vomn. .
Uns is net Ernst—mit langs'ma Sehritt
Koinmt mer dock glei scion wieder Yea
Der Staaltel Bump.
$361,218 35
So In der Hurry sin tiler -net,
Good Pye, Bill, books and Single Rule ;
Do sin die locher—marbles do,
Un aus dew Sinn, Couch, books un Schul
Un Stiedtel Eunip.
Des Game vorbei, mit Emer now
Geht'a grad am Kerchhof
Do sehlofa arg viel Menacha gut,
Die au hen oft getrunka-aus
Der Stadtel Bump.
Die Stredtel Bump! Do sin mer now,
d'or'm Wertltalians sehoe un gros
Der Bumpahandel in be hand
Un bumps sehmart druf los
Die Sttedtel Bump
$209 417 24
An der Bump hot mer kenna
ala—
Kann noeh—sei dorst gut loeseha.
B'sides mancher Oin un Whiskyhals
War do vow Waaser g'waescha
Der Sttedtel Bump
$289,417 24
Was rothe g'siehter sin als do
Vom Werthshaus rain geloffa;
Sie hen dert chin am Bar ge'ttend
Un_wiirs sla schier gisulTA—
Von Statdtel Bump?
Ne l Ne Du Feier-Wasser ware
In grosse Schmaller getrunku.
'S hot character, respect un ge ld
Gar dreislich stark vesunka,
Troz Staedtel Bump.
sha an Lent von Idler Art
Alle Tag par mol her komma ;
Un hen der Emer under Krug
Vol firstrate Wasser g'nomma
• Aus Btsedtel Bump
Do hot mir au ale Gaul getraenkt,
VII Kph up Sag bel truppa.
Do hot der Hostler als gedenkt ; .
E Pip ieh pick " Der Gaul getrankt"
Au Stiedtel Bump
rif Sonntaga sin viel Leut dotter
You Land un Staedtel komtua ;
114 vor un noeh der Kerch e Drink
Aus Hera Bump genomma—
Ana Sttedtel Bump
De Biyva hen ale for die 'Slued
Gebhmpt polite en schwart,
Do lilted de hen's versueht, an damt
Wegg'schit; dock war's Oawerth—
GelrShedtel Bump.
Nob hen sle als, gzitz, looks exchanged,
Uu saehte g'sarama Wsehwaetzt.
Die hand gedrnekt; Is war so arranged,
Bis Samstag Ovit word het g'sehwaetst
Bei Stiutitta Bump.
E Tohr o'r zwe—dle "Match" gertmlit;
Hoehsich gehteth Parra zu,
per Bump vorbei ; der timuVom lack`•
f'po sin merg'meet,wesebt's, ieb Up do?"
Stiodtel Bump,
YsoroP, Dump, Bumps Der games volt,
Now, Bilivnow let WU) go,
I)er Couch You books utl. Single Rule
G l om now velljelcht von seller Rebut
. Zor Btedtel Bump.
BY I. K. L.
Bel Grabhof, Waseem, Spielplaz hie,
Gebt's now ins Saha!haus nel;
Un wie e dorstig Rinkelie
E 3 pringt mancbes Kind herbei,
Dank bltedtel Bnmp,
* • • •
'S is zw•anzig Jahr seit seller Zeit !
Der Brunnels noch do.
Die site Bump's achier gat verfalt,
Un so im Grab viel Butriper, noh
• Der Sftedtel Bump.
Good by, 0 Sttedtel Bump, Good by !
Good by, ihr Juug uu Alta ;
Bei each un Gott I kann elnet der se),
Der do Gott gent lost waits,
Un Sttedtel Bump.
_srirnitml * iamt!iir.
YEAST HELPS TUE FARMER.
In this climate winter rarely sets in
until from frequent and heavy rains the
ground is pretty thoroughly saturated
with water. It would bee, misfortune to
the agriculturist to have the soil freeze
solid and permanently for the season on
the heels of a drou th. Wells and springs
would fail in the Whiter time, and the
action of frost could not prove so bene
ficial to' the land as if larger quanti
ties of water were present in it. Few
tatoe note of the actual effect of freezing
and thawing upon all kinds of soil, more
especially on the heavy and therefore re
tentive ones. These most need the action
of the frost, and nature has provided for
them to receive it to a greater extent than
naturally light, porous soils. The water
is dispersed all throue,the pores of the
soil, and by its expansion when frozen,
cracks, pulverizes, and lifts apart the
particles from each other, to a more mi
nute degree than it is possible to accom
plish by any machinery. While this
action is favorable to the extension of the
roots of plants, it doubtless sets free
much plant food which is physically so
combined as before to oe unavailable as
fertilizers. Sa the looser the soil is left
before winter, the better will be the ac
tion of frost upon it. On heavy lands,
.3paded gardens and plowed fields late in
autumn, are signs of good husbandry.—
Rural New Yorker.
FASTEST TIME OF HORSES.
The follo*ing record, said to be cnr-
rect, is worth preserving: Doubtless the
"fastest . time" will be beaten befire long.
Our horses are so greatly improved in
blood, endurance and training, - that we
shall not stop here.
i F
The fastest time on record : 1 ile, pa
cing, Pocahontas, 2.181 ; 1 mile, trotting,
Deiter, 2.18;; 2 miles, trottin , Flora
Temple, 4.50/ ; 3 Tiles, trottin' , Dutch
man, 7.32 k ; 16 miles, trotting Prince,
50.001; 20 miles, trotting, Capt. McGow
an, 50.351; 100 miles, trotting, Con
queror, 9.35.53 ; 100 miles, double, Master
Burke and Robin, 10.17.22; 1 mile, run
ning, Gladiator; 1.39/ ; 4 miles, running,
Lexington, 7.19 k
SELECTING WALL PAPER & CARPETS
' The Hall is generally a mere passage
way to something better beyond, and
therefore it should not be so embellished
as to uttra i ct special notice. Paper with
figures of light pillars or pilasters, looks
well, as does that which is marked off in
courses representing marble or stone, or
grained to represent oak or other woods.
The Parlor is for a different purpose, and
should receive a different treatment. It
is the flower of the house, the place of
superior dress, courtly manners, the ex
pression of the finer sentiments, and Its
adornments should be delicate and ethe
rial. The covering of the walls should
not be obtrusive and glaring in color and
forms. An over-dressed wall looks as
unseemly as an over-dressed man or wo
man. A parlor wall should be a pleasant
surface and back-ground for objects, and
not be a conspicuous object in itself. It
should seem airy and light, shutting us
in loosely, giving a sense of freedom and
breathing space Moreover, this wall is
designed partly for the support of paint
ings and engravings, and these appear to
much disadvantage on a surface broken
up with scrolls,bosses anti huge bouquets.
The Living-Room should have a cheerful
toned paper, less delicate than the par
lor, but by no means gaudy and glaring.
The Dining-Room should be plain but
rich. The Bed-Rooms, of course, must
be neatand 'simple, the prevailing colors
by no means dark. The
,Library should
be of some sober, neutral tint, yet Is arm
and cheery.
The Carpeting of these geveral rooms
should correspond in style with the pa
pering. A few years ago, the designers
of carpet figures ran mad with huge de
signs, and glaring, 111-assorted colors. In
crossing a floor, one bad to tramp over
scrolls, corntleopias, and bouquets, seve
ral feet long. 'But latterly, a change has
come for the better. Even now, there
are vivid colors and monstrous figures
enough, but we advise our friends to pass
these by, and leave them to the uphols
teiers when hired to embellish flash ho
tel parlors and steamboat soloous. Our
homes must be embellished with some
thing more subdued and chaste, and
therefore permanently. pleasing,—Amer.
AgriculturlBl.
Aspmizstlitmr
Work andPoy.—A man who is very
rich now was very poor when he was a
boy. When asked how he got his riches,
he replied—"My father taught me never
to spend motley till I bad earned it. If 1
had but a half an hour's work to do in a
day, I must; do that the first thing, and
in a half•an hour. And after this I was
Allowed to play, and I e,mld then play
With much more pleasure Ulm. if I had the
thought of an unfinished tusk before my
mind, I early formed the habit of doing
everything in its time, and it soon became
perfectly easy to do so. It is to this halkit
I owe my prosperity."
garA. preacher ,should not make the
burthen at his discourse too burtlieu
some.
49TH YEAR.-NO. 18.
PHILLEPIP FIRST BABY.
Mrs. Phillips was on the very pinnacle
of!t'eLleity. She was the mother of a boy
which weighed eleven pounds.
Mr. Phillips bid fair to lose his mind
entirely. He danced and sung, and tired
gnns from the top of the corn house, whis
tled Yankee Doodle while - eating his
breakfast, and rung the necks of all the
fowls on the place, to make a chicken
pie for the celebration.
'this worthy couple had been married
bin years, and this was their first child.
People had laughed at them ten years on
aecount of this luck_;,people who were
overrun with children, and whose lives
Were made miserable by the scoldings
and spankings they found it necessary to
inflict upon their wretched little olive
piant.S.
Now, Mrs. Phillip!; said she guessed
they'd laugh out of the other side. There
Sad never been so large a_kaby born in
mithfield before. Mrs.:7ones' only
weighed nine pounda, and had a pug nose.
Mrs. Sawyer's was red haired, and had a
mole on its right foot—a sure sign that it
would come to a- bad end—and it only
weighed seven pounds and fourteen
ounces! She guessed folks had better look
at home before they laughed.
Baby proved to be a Tartar. lie had a
temper like a windmill, and seemed- de
termined to develophls feet and lungs to
his utmost while he had leisure; for he
screamed and kicked twenty-three out of
the twenty-four hours.
But his mother declared be was an an
gel. We neVer could imagine an- angel
with puffy red cheeks, heels elevated in
the air, sucking a sugar teat, and being
bounced abotit in a willow cradle to the
tune of "High diddle dec"—but then our
imagination is not by any means so vivid
as it might be.
From the hour in which the baby wag
born, he was the Autocialt, of the house
hold; everything had to bow to his nod.
The Ele LI lien; door creaked ; it was taken
off the hinges, and the servant was in the
draft all the time, because she might dis
turb the baby. For the same reason the
coffee mill was moved into the woodshed,
the dishes must be washed out of doors—
the clatter of the plates made baby scream;
the washing was done in the barn; all the
clocks in the house were stopped; the dog
was muzzled, and the eat choked—all from
fear of disturbing the baby.
Mr. Phillips paid a biacksmith who
was located within a quarter of a mile,
one hundred dollars to move his shop ;
and Biddy was moved to the cock loft of
the woodshed on account of snoring.
The•child's disease was legion. It was
a wonder that it could draw its breath
with so many terrible ailments clinging
to it. - Mrs. Phillips was continually on
the watch for some new demonstration.
"Charles!" cried she, waking her hus
band from slumber, one cold winter night,
"it seems to me the baby don't breathe
just right." •
Mr Phillips sprang ip and listened.
"(;ood gracious, he's got the snuffles,
;nut he ?"
,"Oh, dear; what shall we do if baby Is
going to be sick."
Mr. Phillips got a light, and the anx
ious parents brought it to bear on the face
of their child.
"Oh, heavens!" cried his mother, "his
face is actual ly purple ! he's gel tig to have
the scarlet fever. See that red spot on
his elbow."
" - ft way be where he'a laid on it !" re
marked Mr. P. •
"Laid on it? oh, you unfeeling man !
you unnatural father! And there it's
suekingits thumb; I've known from the
first it wouldn't live; it sucked its thumb
so much!"
"Seems to me that I've h eard my moth
er say that it was a sign of a healthy
child to suck its thumb, but I won't be
certain. Any way it is a good sign or a
bad one, I forget which."
"Run, Charles, run for the doctor! it's
a going to die—l know it is! Oh, don't
stop to dress—don't! It may Ole while
you're waiting. Call for - Granny Bates,
and tell her to-bring some catnip, and saf
fron, and peppermint—tell her to bring
all the herbs she's got! and do hurry,
Charles, do! Mercy on us! it's sucking
both thumbs! Run—run!"
Mr. Phillips caught up the first article
of clothing he could lay his bands on,
which proved to be his wife's embroider
ed petticoat, but he was in too much
haste, and altogether too much excited to
notice dress particularly. lie flung the
garment over his head, and tied it around
his waist—slipped on hiS 'shoes and
plunged into the keen air. The doctor
was asleep and did not chre about turn
ing out, but on being told that it was a
case of life or death,
he yielding at once.
Mr. Phillips left him dressing, and
sped to the residence of Granny Bates.
The old lady was wise, but she was dread
fully superstitious, and believed reli
giously in .warnings and apparitions.'
Phillips gave a thundering rap at her
door, and directly a night capped head
appeared at an upper window.
'What doyou want at this time o' night
and who be ye?" said a cracked voice.
Phillips stepped out and stood plainly
revealed by the light of a dim moon.
"Good gracious, massy?" cried the old
woman, "it's an apparatus from the toth
es world? And It's got a scolloped petti
coat on. Laud! I didn't think they
wasted their time on such vanities as that
are !"
"It's a dying!" exclaimed Phillips—
"come down quick."
."Not I! I ain't so green -as to trust my
old body with a supernatural ghost !"
and down sent the window with a bang.
Phillips pounded at the door until he was
tired, and then made tracks for home.
Dr. Uary had just arrived. Mrs. Phil
lips was preparing to go into hysterics as
soon as she heard his opinion:
Baby was much worse; it not only suck=
ed its thumbs, but -wiggled its torsi. It,
could not continue long. The doctor,
with a grave face, entered the sick room.
Biddy rubbed her mistress w ith camphor.
Mr. Phillips stood by, wiping his eyes
with the drapery of his scant attire.
"Oh, doctor, doctor will it die? Only
save it, doctor, and you may take all I
have!" cried Mrs. Phillips, wringing her
Lands. "I'll get down on my knees to
you and thank you forever."
"Keep your sitting, mann, keep your
sitting," said the doctor, taking a large
pinch of snuff.
"Don't keep me ip suspense! only look
at its preeiouss little arm?is it ?
For the love dr heaven, tell me—let me
know the worst!"
"Well, mares, if I. speak out, yen prom
! ise not to blame ine?' asked the doctor
gravely,
"No, no!"
"Marm," said he, with his long face
still more fearfully elongated, "it is may
' opinion as a man, and a physician, that
th e c hild has been bitten by four bed
bugs, or else he has been bitten in foa r
places; by one insect of that description."
"Dr. Gray," cried the father,""do you
mean to insult us?"
"By no means, sir, I repeat It"--
"No you don't! „ yelled Mrs. P. "Ws
enough to insinuate that I have bed-bugs
—to say nothing of your libel on that lit
tle angel cherub. Get out of this house
this instant, you mean, cheating, insult
ing old vagabond !" and seizing the but
ter-ladle from the table, where Biddy lied
placed it full of hot pepper tea, she flew
at him. The doctor knew enough snout
women to realize that in flight lay safety,
and wibh a hasty boW he backed off the
=
step i;l7 .4P ittarQflithis eV
was inclining, and quite le y . sheele
flew his head west down an is
whole body spun down the bill, Mess
label shod cutter. Mrs. P., notbing donut
ed, rushed after him, andabaredthe saw*
fate. The two brought up together at
the foot of the bill, In a wafering trough,
but no words of sympathy were exebatir
ed. The doctor got up, as quick as *1
could, and galloped home, , and Mrs.
Phillips followed his example.
The baby lived and throve. As It grew
older Its dictatorship became More and
more absolute. Phillips nits down on a
fottrs for the greater part of his time, that
the baby might ride on his back; and
Mrs. Phillips went without erinolins,
and left her arms hare in the eoldetn.
weather because the steel springs and ha
dress sleeves hurt baby.
Baby made a complete wreck of all the
crockery in the house—pmmded it with*
hammer; he kicked his heels througt
the looking glasses, and toro the Inwards
out of his pa's gold watch ; unmolested.
It pleased the dreary, weary, meaty baby,
his mother said—the little witty sugar
plummy baby.
One day when the wonderful be* was
a year old, the village inhabitants were
startled by the disheveled apparition of
Mrs. Phillips—bare-headed, and wearing
a wild expression of countenance—hurry
ing at a frantic rate to the joiner's shop,
where her husband worked. ,And In
stantly-re-appeared, followed by Phillips
at a dog trot.
Old Squire Smith saw them, and being
a man who lived In constant dread of tint,
he thought it must be that the resident*
of Mr. Phillips was in flames. no 44d
gentleman was perfectly insane on the
subject of conflagration, and at the teop of
his lungs raised the cry: .
"Fire! fire! tire!" •
"Where? Where?" cried a score of
voices.
"ChntlesPhillips' house!" said the old
gentlenum.
The fire company gathered, got out
their engine, and ran with all speed to
the fated house. But.to their supreme
astenisimmet they not so much as
tlzinel 1 n pufl'of smoke in the region.
The head fireman, who was something
of a wag, knocked at the .door. Mk,
Phillips appeared, absolutely radiant.
"Is this the house, allow me to enquire,
ma'am, that we arc expected to squirt
on?" said the fireman.
"I do not understand you," said Mrs.
P., "but the baby has walked two steps—
two steps on his own feet alone!"
"Sold ! by Jupiter!" - erled the fireman;
"`and now; boys, here's three times three
to the baby that's stepped two steps!
Hearty, my men !"„
And they gave the cheers—drank s
1 barrel of elder, which Mr. Phillips rollest
j out, and returned home.
ARTENtIi WARD'S Tininzeurare TTA•
My wife's a exceedingly practycal wo
man. I luv her muchly, however, and
humor her little ways. Its a recklis false
hood 'that she henpecks me, add the
,tonng man in our neighborhoed who
bald to me as I was distendin my diatrant'
with a gentle cocktail at the village tav-`
ern—who said to me in these very lang
widge, "Go home, old man, ordeal) you
want another tea-pot throwd at you by R.
J.," probly regrets bacilli said so. Iliad
"Betsy Jane is my wife's-front name, gen
tle youth, and I permitii no person to *l
imed to her as B. J.,•oulaide of-the Juni
ly circle, of which I am it principally my
self. You r other observations I scorn and
disgust, and I must poliSh you off." He
ar! a able-bodied young man, and, -re
movin his coat, he inquired i f wanted'
to be ground to powder? I said yes, if
I hero was a powder gri dist handy, noth
in would 'ford me greater pleasure, when
he shuck me a painful blow into • tuy
right eye, causin me to make a middle
treat into the fire-place. •
I hadn't any idea that the enemy was
so well organized. But I rallied and
went for him a rather vigris etyle,for
my time of life. His parents lived near
by, and I will simply state that fifteen
minutes had only elapsed after the first
hit, when he Was carried home on a shut
ter. His Mifflin's met sollum proems.
sion at the door, and after keerfully look
ing her otSpring ovei, she said: "My on
I see how it is distinctually. You've
been foolin around a thrashin masheen.
You went in at the pltiefov here they put
the grain into the thingluayjig and let
the hosscs tread on you, didn't they, my
son ?" The pen of no livirt orthur could
describe that disfortunit young man's sit
aication more clearer. But I was sorry
for him and I went and bussed him till
he got \cell._ His reg'lar original father
had been sent to the war, I told him I'd
he a father to him myself. He audit a
sickly smile, and said I'd already been
wuhs than two fathers to him.
The Collapse of Crinoline.—We have re
peatedly announced that a collapse in
crinoline was about to take place. We
are now able to state that it has actually
taken place. The ladies. have reduced
their proportions and the amplitude ot i
their titirt.i. The'New York Times, no
ticing the change, says :
"No one who promenades Broadway
now-a-days will doubt that the long-fore,
told, long-delayed 'collapse of crinoline
has at last come to pass. It is visible to
the most careless Observer, and has proof
in our most fashionable ladies as they
'march along.' The immense circumfer
ence of skirt and steam sweep of train
that came in vogue a dozen years ago,
and have been expanding and lengthen.
ing ever since, until recently, are . now
things of the past. In their stead mascu
line eyes are now gratified by neat tries
dre.ses, at once moderato in size, grace
fully brief, and pre-eminently piquant.
Niund,r safe!" said Mrs.
J'aitingluis; n' her eyes fell on as adver
tisement. "Do tell ate, Isaac, Who this
Sally Munder is, and what she's been do
ing that they've got her safe."
don't know what - she's been doing,"
said Ik - e, "but I guess she's a sister to
Jerry." •
"ferry who, Isaac?"
"Why, Jerry :gander," said Ike, as he
resumed his work by the windoweate.h.
ing flies.
]ii-.l lady was told, the other day, by
a traveling gentleman, that every lady
who bad a small mouth wax provided
with a husband by Government.
"Ith it pothibul ?" said the lady,
matting her month as little as she weld.
The gentleman added: "That tribe had
a large month she Was provided with
two husbands."
"My gracious!" exclaimed the lady,
at the sanre time throwing lter tutaltii
open to the full extent.
The gentleman became alarmed, made
his e-icape, and has not been heard a
01,..roleridge was acknowledged. to he
a bad rider. One .by riding through tho
street, heives lu:coated by a would bewit:
"I say do you know what happenvdte
Balaaw?"
Came the answer quick and sharp:
"The *sons as did to me—an ass *poke
to hlto !"
Itsar'" Is it possible, MIAs, that you don't
know the names_ of some of your helot
frieuda 7" inquired a gentleman o(a lady.
"Certainly,'" she replied, "1 don't know
what my own may be a year hence."
Writ, is proposed to light the streets of
a certain village with red-headed girl*.
quadrat, of the Lexington Gm: e, says
it he lived there he'd play tipaey every
night and hug tint lamp-poets.
- • on.
PAr SOU th Caroii it a elarkle.s are enalitr*.
ting to Florida; Itolida darkies *re it.
Ling to Georgia an.l Alabama! itud the
"colored citizens" of the hitter idtates)4l4l
weuJi.ig their wtty - tn Texak—alt seeking
the freedman's paradise, and net tinding
It. Hadn't a very large nunaiisinifthein
twiter try Houten
CHINE.
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