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EBENSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, JULY 16, 1S07. NTJMBEK 27. - - -- 1 -- - -- . - I -DIRT DEFIES THE KING." THEN IS CLVLAM. OJfO. FARMERS ! ,AK 1 ml i.roii;ij-, I rrnmiii PROPRIETOR. ALL'S Hicilian HAIR Renewer: afrHC nTtl-n"-..-!... .la- . : , , ...... ,,. ... mis pi rpurai inn, :'4s:o uiiuy years, should be an "r' - 'ti iii..-t ck.-pti.-al, that 'l..V rti.r-t. ... , , 1 L.-H - 1 !,"p wuo nave . i R 1:k-vcv kk know that A.. -. ' , -"! oi imir on uaiu r-,t.W the Lair follicles are not " lb w i.r..L)l, , X.-I- e-tJ . , - '''"in tn rase; re rW M i-rav r.r f ..(...l t.i- I 1 - Ji II i. .....i...., i restore ri .... ' , . . i pre- or rlfBU m' liair falling off or L Wu tlu It to grow long and l-Y l.-i hfLil.f.. i. . . ... i- . ul """"-ni-e or it 'v- ... i u'' ,,', na'ural oil. ,tt nJ brittle, m d . r . toil. Buckingham Dv I "R THl WHISK RS r:'-tibL ,Tn,rr ,,lark- " desired, h ikT?"" ,,'lt,,r,'l color; nd. 'n, U 'n any other. j . " v , nubna, H. 1 I Ail IWari U MdlgUa.; ;!'de Sin-. .civ si mi 1 1 1 1 cures 'Nl,, Ful, 7 iihMlicinrs fva.vs m lismil. MH'. H.BOLSI KIF, Hlsl.lM,, , V- - - - i eniui. tr:i no hnr GREATER THAN ROYALTY ITSELF. REQUISITE OlIOHRADE miftiirz 5mm tACffML &. Havinii" iiuhIc; some extensive ini ovnncnts in the; OLD SHENKLE MILL r are now prensircf to turn out IRST-CIiASS VTOKK on Short .icr-. Nliifm a nortion 01 vour LUDWl, A Quick PtLiEr for every Type of HtAOACME. Fluk CAnniNAi. Points ResECTina HEADACHE. fo. -rt thnt all i 13 v very headache Is a i 1 1 I hc.irtnr li s :.r- --n- - prayer ol Itlff Crn- t illv n. rv..iis I'.v min t- i i.il nervi-s for KK.T. int; ihr ncrv-s you sit.p the hcailji-Lc. Soothe them with KotK. A LINK. Shoulil vur hf .il.T-h-!m- n-r"iis, sl' k. p--rioiliL, iyspt:. "r lie caused 1'V wirry. anxi ety, excesses ft any kiml or l.rain wcanucss. ur Withm children stitle; V with headache, or any one else tor that matter, use Koi-falink, the- hest remedy ever ol 1. red. Safe, sure, won derfully quick 111 action. K.iif.uvi! rures everv tvpc of headache, espec ially that distressingly painful type peculta. to ladies suffcrini; from irrew-ulanty or uterine irri tation, or hoe duties require them to stand lor long periods. KOPFaLINE cures Nmous Shock. NCMVOUS MltHI HINTAL WOW mr. Hmvout oait.iTV. oioasTiva a hts. fltTATION wix cicuvtion, ALCOHOLID A O OIHM IXCttSll. MMCt U. ailments aud conditions win re lirrvc waste (ucs on. KOPFALINE Is invaluable for Tearli. rs. Scholars, rreacher Students Merchants. Kditors, Men. women and hil.lren. Kverybody hoe nerves are at all likely to p-t out ot order. It is absolutely sale under all circumf tanccs and conditions. Price, 15 cents. Soid by druuttists generally, or sent to any U. dress on receipt of price. Soli rnoMiirioat. WINK ELM ANN t BROWN DRUG CO BALTIMORE. Mo, U. S. A. TO Arte ulDlflt. DESICM PATENTS. rnavoiruTQ Atn-I For Information an-l free Handi.'it mf in Mf.NN CO.. liKOADWAT. NEW R1C. llf-st limvau for nw-iinng iMit.-nt.s In Am-rle. Krerv .tnt taken out l.y li; U l.roinrht -f "M tiie public by a notice Klven fn-tjordiarife In ttoa f tirniiflc wccatt I -anrest clrnilntlon of nnv .-trntlfle purwr In the world, t-pl. ii.li.llv lllustratA-d N" "" man f.hmil.1 in- without It, "eeklv J . Je.-ir-iJ-i six monthn. Ad.lresn. Ml-NN -., -LUl-li.Ui.lts. 3 1 UrvMnlwajr. XvW York. City. 4 Scientifio American fib Aoency 1ot H "A JJ TRADE MARKS, fjSr DESICM PATENTS, AX EXILED QUEEN. Madagascar's Lata Monarch Now in Dura-.ioo. l'uip-llr,l by Kranee to Leave Her Much Loved Ialand and Hetlr to llroalon Her de thronement. To all who have follow! the course of 't-nts in Miulafrajicur tlie dc-throiieiiient and exile of tjueeu Uanavuloita 111. 'vas no surprise. Already deit. (iallieni had informed the colonial minister of l In- hostile attitude of the Malairasy u.Miility, who, it is said, w ere I ry iii-r to form an anti-French (tolitical jKirty i-otind her majesty. Although tlejried of her title of tiueeiiof MaUao-asear, anil redueetl to a sovereignty niiTe nominal 1 ii.tiii-iTeetieover the tril-sof Imerina. ICanavalona, thanks to the prt-stire of the dynasty to which she Vx-lonjed, mio-lit have hecome, in the opinion of the I'reiieh, a serious danger tt them in, limes of trouble and reolt. It is true stu-h is iut the ease as present, but it is the .July of a prudent chief to lieon his fiiiard. ami prepare for possible contin gencies. ( Jen. (iallit-iii, on assuming the supreme coinuiaiid at Antananarivo, I oiiiU-d out clearly to Kanavaloua the line of comluct which France inioscJ n Iter, ller iiiajeNty proiuistNl toolny, and toassist t he French in the economic h- elopment oft he island and the civili of the people. Kvents have I tovt-d, say the French, that she was unable to kei-p this eniruirc iiieiit- The situation U-ciune more and more dilli- lilt, itnd ultimately fien. (iallieni was fore-l to take the severe measure al liidtil to. iu the irroimd that the name of Kanavalona was Ix-iiiLT made us of to disturb the country and atUtck the French occupation. The iiieeii was forthwith banislied to Keiiniim, where her uncle, aunt and sister had prcce-ilel her. The det hronement of Kanaval.ma is considered by the French as the final continuation of the retfime of annexa tion proclaimed at Ma-lairascar alxiut a xear apo. Henceforth, they say, 1 liey ill lie sovereign liiast-rs of the island, and nolxxly will venture totlispute their rifrhts. The iieen's depart lire, accord i lie; to the latest news from French resources, tiid not (five rise to any incident. It took place under a suitable tsi-ort, and with the ceremony due to a sovereign. She, however, wept bitterly as she left her kinirdom. A certain sum of money will Ik- raisel from the btidiret of the i-lan.l to pension her aiul enable her t. live in a style siithcient ly sumptuous. Iler deposition, say our lieitrlib.rn, is not likely to iirnusi- the susceptibilities of any foreie-n xiwer, her case lcini identical with that of the celebrated I'.chanziii. As rcirards the native jrov. ernor-p-eneral. whoiii (li-n. (lalli. ni has instituted at Antananarivo, his name has not yet Iveen iriveii. It is suppos-d, however, that the choice of the resident general will fall on K;L.aiio-i, who is said to have irreat. inlluence with the people, and who has always been a warm partisan of Franc1. lianavalona (., it will l-e reium "oercd, mounted the throne of Mada gascar in ls:i, and is now 3'J years tif ape. lie fore l-'omiii"; ipueen, to thj detriment of her eldest sister, she was iu a very humble condition, and, in spite of her royal rif in, .lived almoat in poverty. Mie of her uncles was a butcher at Antananarivo. As every, lxxly knows, the ijueen of'.M.id.-tir.isi-ar, according to the custom of the country, did not fovern; the prime ministers alone directed the atTairsof the island. The last premier was Ifainili.tri vony, who was exiled to Alpcria, where he died recently. For some time ast that is to say, since the annexation of Madagascar the post of prime minister has Urn abolished, and the direction of alTairs is now in the hands of the French. Kanavalona rarely left her palate, perhaps not rnore than live or six times a year. The laws of t lie kin o--tlom, h'.-wever, prescribed that sh shoiild pass a month every year in the sacred city of Anihosiiim:tnp;a, where t he remains of her ancestors are buried. She was very clever in needle-work of all kinds, but she preferred the amuse ment of ilyinp kites, which is said to )e a national -ranie, and tlid not tletest cither cards, dominoes or lotto, at which she played with the women of the court. Henceforth, in her land of exile, she wil! be sible to resume these innocent amusements, if she can re cover from the loss of her crown. The. ipieen reigned 12 years. It was diiritio; the French expeilition in Ins; that the caprice and political calcula tions of the late prime minister placed per on the throne, which had become vacant by the death of Kanavalona II. She was then youn- and hantlsome, and the. widow of one of her cousins, and never dreamed of the fortune in store for her. She was only a very dis tant relative of the deceased tpieen. and oiifrht. to haee piven way to her ehTcst sister, IJasendranora. Hut the latter was set aside for special reasons. It apcars thaWdte was friven to drinkinp, and. on the whole, le! a very irrcpvilar life. This reason a!one was sufficient to make the prime minister reject her claims to the throne, and to choose the youni widow referred to. l!ut liana valona III. was not. happy in her niar riaire. llainilaiarivony was jealous and desjiotie. Hut all is now- chanped. The prime minister is dead and buried, nnd Kanavalona will no longer wear the crown and purj-Ie, or conspire to upset the French, ller rei-fn is indeeI over, and in her exile fdie will have time to reflect on the vanity of human wishes. London fllolie. Chneolate I Me. Half .NiKi.re chocolate, one anil one Iwnlf cujw milk, two eys, one-lialf cup iitirar, two te-asoons cornstarch or three of flour, one teuson vonilla. Mix .the cornstarch or tlour smooth with a little of the milk anil heat the rest. Heat the yolks of theep-trs ami the supar totrether. Melt the choeoia,te in a cup set in lioilinp; water. When, the milk is hot stir in the thickening- and add the cpTc and siir. When smooth remove from the lire and add t lie choo o!ni atwl vanilla. When cooled a little ha!:e vv-th one crust- Heat the whites of the el"'!- t; a stiff froth and add six tcrispoons suirar anil spread on the-pie when vl.jne. Krwn in the oven. Hos ton filobe. FIRt-ALAHM BOXtS. The Meehanlans That Summons Help In C'nae of Klre. An. article in St. Nicholas, in speak ing of New Vork fire-alarm Imxes, says: This Ihx forms art of a lamp jnist, the iost heinjr ko construct til tluit the lox is inserted in the mid-He. The lo.x is painted a bright res.1 and the lamp at nip-ht shows a rel lipht, thus mak'me; it easily iliscernible either by lay or nig-ht. The wires from the Ux areeou veyel tlow n through the center of the potot. to conduits buried in the street anil thence on to fire headquarters. White letters on a rrl pane of p;hiss in the lamp over tJie lox pive direc tions hivv to send an alarm. The same direction in raised letters are found tin the face of the box. If we turn the lartre brass handle on the ouside as far as it will tyo, a louil ponij will rinp itisitle. This is not the alarm, hut sim ply a warning bell to notify tJie police man on the Iteut tliat the Imx is be-inp- oiened ami to prevent the seniliup in of malicious or false alarms of fire, an o (Tense that is punishable in New 1'ork state by a fine of $100 and one year's imprisonment. Turning- this handle as far as it will tro ojtefin the outer door anil we find inside another door, with a slot at the left hand side, ami at the top of this slot a hook projecting-. By pill line; down this hook once aud re leasing it we set at work certain clock work mechanism inside, and this sends in the tilarm. When the first officer arriving at a fire discovers that it h not of enough iniortance to warrant his sending for reinforcements he opens this inner door with a key and semis in a second, t.liinl. fourth, fifth or sixth alnrni, as I he case may le, or a call for any spe cial apKiratuv that he may need. The inspectors of lioxes can also carry on a conversatioa in the Morse alphabet with the operator at headquarters on this kev and sounder. ABOUT PEOPLE. Alfred Nieol, the ipventor of dyna mite, was an author is wi-.ll as, a dis tinguished engineer, tfd it is saiitsome of his Knglish mm- rise to a very high plane. Snortly before he died he wrote a Swedish drituia, "Beatrice tVnci." After thas Allgiast llt-lrnont will race his Inrs-s under his own name. Here tofore his stable has been known as Hlemton stable. Hleiutoii was the nick name given Mr. Hclmoiit by the Hasty I'liddin-- club when he was in college. Ari'hduke Francis Ferdinand isotieof the crack shots of Kurope. He shoots wit.h smokeless jiowder, handles his weapon quickly and is credited with killing- 4 so head of game iu au hour and a half. To perform this feat he kept three loaders constantly enijUoyed. The two brass-bound otiken dispatch Imixcs wlh-ch stand pn he table dividintf the two front Wnches of the Knglisli house of commons bear indelible rec ords of (Hailstone. When speaking it was h'-s habit to bring hus list tlovvnwit.it violent emphasis on one or the other of these two lioxes, ami his signet ring has made great indentations in the oak. MEN OF THE DAY. Prince tieorge of (iriwe is regiirded as an exert in toricdo work. He is a very large man, fully six feet tall aud strou-ly built. It is reHrU-d that, beginning next Octolier, Kxplorer Nansen will deliver in this country a serifs of fifty illus trated lectures. Iee Merriw ether, one of the candi dates for the mayoralty in St. Louis, came into notice a few years ago by a lively little ltook telling how he saw Kuroe on 5t) cents a duy. It is said that Kan Alula, the. great Abyssinian chief whose death may en courage Italy to another Abyssinian campaign, Ingan life as a groom. He ei-ded it by freeing his country. It is rumored in Paris that Prince Henri d'Orleaus, who is now on his way to Abyssinia, lias other than sci entific objects in view, and that his journey is made in the interests of a great cijuniiiertii(4 and. mining syndi cate. Senator Hoar, of Massachusetts, is said to le one f the best read men in the senate; liesides, he has a prodigious memory, anil can quote in an instant's notice the particular verse or iass-age of prose which he regards fitting for any juirticular occasion. THE WORK-A-DAY WORLD. There are in this cnmtry nearly 20, doo.ooo ieopIe w ho live on wug-es, and of tliese nearly 3,0U0.OOU axe women. The proposal to altolish barmaids after the year 1MH was defeated in the South Australian legislative council by nine votes. President Malum, of the National Street Railway F.mtJoyes association, it? authority for the statement that street railw ay men receive higher wages in cities where three-cent fares prevail than in t hose municipalities where five cents is tli ruling price. For the first time iu several years every department of the Idi-kawanna Iron and Steel company, Scranton, Pa., steel mills, furnaces and rolling- mills are miiiultaneously in operation. In all. over 3.UOO men have found work) since the works tefran to rets tune. The I'lixir In lloabar. The buttonic pl.vgue, a disease closely nkin. if not identical with the "blavok death" of the middle ages. Is raging In Jkmlay to an extent which occasions Treat alarm. Up to the first of the year the number of cases was over 2,000, and death w as the result in a large proportion of the cases. One-half of the population of Itomlmy is reported to have tied from the city, and there is grave danger that the disease will thus le spread. Comparatively few Eu rojeans have been stricken with the plague, bnt the unsanitary conditions in which the native xpulation live pro mote its spread among them, and their tenacious observance of the principle of caste makes it difficult to secure the Federation of the sufferers in such a way as to check the spread of the con tagion. Youth's Comiutnion. F.lKht-Uae Below Zero. The lowest temperature ever recorded was on Decemlier 30, 1S71, and was ex perienced by Prof, (iorochon. He was at Werchojairsk, Siberia, and the tem perature was 81 degrees below zero. Chrcajro Record. ALL SORTS. In tlie last 25 years, as indicat.-d bv 1 9 . i it wii ru i . I . I i ... 1.a . . l : r - - ..U.K..I. a, fciii u.vi.i-r Hie 1 of woman has increased from 42 years to 46 j-ears, an increase of over nine r cent. Near Iakewood, N". J., there is a ferret farm, where these useful animals are raised. The chief service is to cair ture rats in dwellings and storehouses, last year 2,000 ferrets were raised on the farm. A M'rilous performance is witnessed nightly at a London theater. The jier former is tied up in a sack soaked with kerosene. The sack is then set on lire, and when it is all ablaze he leaps into a tank of water, L'nuna McCue, Ml years old, w ho mar ried lieorge Medic, three years older, at Franklin. Intl., last lecemler on his promise to supKrt her in case and comfort, has sued for divorce In-cause she has had to do farmhouse drudgery. A citizen of Suffolk, Ya., has of fered a factory site free to anyone who will establish a manufacturiiif' indus try there, and one of the iiiduccment.s held out by a local paper is that "the morals of the eiplc are equaled in few other places." Farms in Kngland are selling at a ruinous reductituof tllfir former value, aud in many cases cannot lie sold at all. In many cases farms have been sold for Ies6 than one-tenth of their value 20 years ago. Well-to-do farmers are attandoning- the business and go inp U the colonics or to cities to start life anew. A IxiiHlon court has recently done something to settle the social status ol" artists' models. A young woman brought suit for breach of promise against a ma.n who had promised to marry her, lut had been alarmed by the discovery that instead of sitting for the head alone tdie had also sat for the fig-ure, though not w ithout drapery. The decision of the court was that the pro fession is res actable, and that she was entitled to damages. MILLIONS IN PAINTING. The Hertford-Wallace Collection la Worth 7.300,000. The celebrated Hertford-Wallace col lection of pictures bequeathed to the British natiou by Lady Wallace is esti mated to be worth $7,S(iU.oou. Her mag nanimity, says the Hoctou Transcript, U all the moie noteworthy la-cause she was struck on the queen's visiting list many years ago. Sir Kichard Wallace died on July 20, IV-mi, leaving bo hind him the most fa mous art collection of any Knglishmau. The whole of Sir Kichard's great wealth aud the peea-less collection of pictures (which includes I'J examples of Mcisson ier and 15 of (ireuze) were given to his wife for her own free disposition. Prior to his death, however, he expressed his wishes to his wife that after her death his su-rl collection of works of art ediould iro to Knglaud'a national gallery and that his wish in this respect should bo carried out she arranged several years ago. The magnificent Hertford collection comprised when it Hissed into Sir Kich ard Wallace's hands a splendid assort ment of paintings, itorcelains, bronze-, decorative furniture, jewelry ami othei works of art. His own purchases dur ing the past oil years included many of tln choicest examples, of old Japanese urt, which he was one of the lirst to bring- to the at'emjun of F.uroiean connoisseurs; of t tie. masters of t he Italian renaissance, notably the produc tions in silver of Bcnvenuto Cellini and his immediate followers and of modern French painters. IN A LONDON THEATER. A Klrat Muht aa Seen by an Artlat Kvery One In Kvenlau; llrena. A London audience is brilliant. I'.vcrv -cne is iu evening- dress .a nd the audience is often more, entertaining than the play, says Scribnet's. This is csjm cially true on the first ti'g-ht. At such times the pit is watohed in.ist anioi-l-by the management, us the success of the pieise generally ilopends on its ver dict. It lias often occurred to me w h-n 1 have seen people on a storm night forming a line on the iKivemcnt out side the pit entrance, taking it nil seri ously enough to fctaud there for hours Wfore the doors were ojtened, that by letting them inside the management mig-ht improve their spirits and they in their turn mig-ht be more gent.Ic. And it has also occurred to me when I have seen a stout man standing- in the aisle fumbling for a sixpence or a shilling- in jiockets that probably only contain a bank note and a gxhl piece that the rraanngement might further improve the spirits of its audVnee by doing away with women ushers and by selling the programme at the same time it Fells the eat. for it is hanlly fair to the first act of a play to make it overcome the fret fulness' caused by annoying attendants Wfore it can hope to amuse. But the Pexind act :s sure to have a fa.ir f.tart and if the play is pood from there o-n it will have no rea son to complain of its audience. Xew I'roteetlea front Uallrla. The committee of tlie Fideral Shoot ing association of Switzerland, while taryvt-shooting at Winlerthur recent lv. riotic-d that targets at the left side of the range rvsn-ived a majority if bullets to the left of the bull's-eye. while the reverse was 1 1- case on I In other side of the range. Some quick witted member of the com in. t tee su ested that this ap4ireiit deflect ion of tite missiles might be due to the elect ri. telephone wires which chajweil to lie strung on cstch side of the range. The exerimental committee found that all projectiles tlwat hail leen lelbi-ted from their course were magnetized. The theory of electrical action lieing thus supjiorted, ex jierimeiits were un dertaken to put the question to a final test. The conclusion was rvuehed that it would be fexusible to protect an cut it e section of troops from hostile rifle fire at a distance of 300 yards by nieaixs of aji electric current generated by a dyna mo or accumulator at one side; and that at WM to 1.4UO yards even artillery would lie thus rendered harmless. San Francisco Argonaut. A Itoaaeatle M heel. Jinks I uraleretand Stor-her lia de signed a new style of w heel. BiiLks Where did he get tlie idea? "Out of his ow n. head." N. Y. Com mercial Advertiser. - WASTED liY WAIL Devastation of Cuba by the Oon tendiny Armioa. Hula of the Tobacco Trade and Deatruetton of llouaea and 1'roprrt) of All Klnda. A Kjieeial dispatch from Havana to the Kveniug; World gives a detailed ac countof the devastation which haslx-cii wrought throughout the island of Cuba. It contains a statement made to the corresjiondcnt by Adolph W. Wal.lma.tin, of Chicago, a very oliscrving arid con scientious tieriiian-Amcricaii, who has just completed a trip through the prov ince of Santa Clara. "I came to Cuba on January 1," said Mr. Waldmanii, "to buy tobacco. I found only Ml bales in Havana, all poor stutf, and decided to go to Santiago de Cuba direct by lauit ami return slowly by traveling through I he country where 1 could, so as to pick up toUu-co if there was any. Let me say there is none. "The trade in the states is utterly misiiifornied on this fxiint. I have la-en two weeks getting 4-J bales and have searched the island from one end to t In other. The crop coining up has liccn de stroyed. '1 here is a little patch lu-re and there around a town, but the lie-Ids are laid waste. I can safely say that cast if Havana there is not enough to bacco g-athen-d or in sight to keep a Miiall factory in the I'uiled States go ing for it month. The rcorts of plantei s to the west of Havana are such that it would lie useless for me to go there. There is three times as much Havana tobacco in the states to-day as there is cut or growing in Cuba. "As to the revolution the situation l.N.ks to me after studying it with mv eves to lie this: '1 he Sjiainards seem to le satisfied if thex can hold the towns. All the country lich.iigs to the rel!s. And the relx-Is are slowly destroying the towns. If they had a few 12-iii;,l cannon only the big cities would 1H. i lauding in a month. Nothing could Mop that. "As it is neither side can w in. I'n-h-ss a t-hange comes Cuba is certain to be math- a waste. It is pretty close to that now. I did not see a farmhouse, except there were soldiers in it for a fort, standing in my whole trip. I saw hundreds iimui hundreds that had lnni hurried down as I passed tliro rli the country, often with half charred SeVV in.'r machines, cradles, furnit lire and im plements slrewn alaiut. Th-Te is not a hi ime xvith the familx in .caceahle .o.-,session iu the country so far a I could see. "When I was in the city of Sant iago de Cuba I got acquainted xvith some of the Spanish oibcers there. 'I hex were xi ry polite and nice to inc. They t.i.k in.; up in a tower and with a, glass showed me the earthworks and fortifi cations of the reU-1 strongholds. When I askol tht-m why they did not attack thet-e places in plain sight they said the troops could not leave the small forts. If the soldiers go out they are shot d.ixv n. '1 his xx as the reason they did not go out. "tine of the officers xx ho seemed to le an inspector examined the guns w hfle there and told me that the xx hole xvar xvas on a rotten lasis and was an out rage upon SjKiin. Another oilicer. n geia nil. aftcrxvard expressed the same views, lie said he xx as disgust.-.) and xxas going to resign and go home. They art angry U-cause the other ollicers sit uround cafes in Santiago and did not lead the trooii to the field. It xxas just the same iu Trinidad, Cienfuegos and in excry large city. "Between Colon and Matanzas the whole country is burned up. All the villages on the line are destroyed ex cept txxo. and they have double stone walls around them and are xvell pro tected by troops. Kvery farmhouse xvas a ruin. Tltere is not a thing groxving nor planted. On the ride from Matau zas to Havana it was just as lad. There was only one town, Jaruco, standing, and a port ion cf that is gone. "Around the ruins of every town were lots of soldiers and a crowd of Mvertv stricken country jK-ople. Some of tlw-m were absolutely naked, all were nearly so. I saxx any quantity of men xvt arinp only breech-cloths. I wondered w hx these men did not go anil join the reU-ls. I would rather die fighting than starve to death as they are doing. "I can give you no adequate idea of the wretchedness of these a-ople. Weak and naked, they are living, or. rather dying, under pieces of Irnrk phu-t-d leaning against trees. They craxv I un der this and lay in the in u.i and dirt men. women and children. Huts in Africa are palaces to tliese holes. It xvas the most horrible sight I ever saw and there were miles upon miles of it." N. Y. World. GOOD ENOUGH TO FOOL A FOX. A Shooter' Kaperlenee with Kane y ieeoaoa Albemarle Sound. KIdridge Caringtor, a New- Yorker wlw went to Allemaiie sound duck hunting a fexv weeksago. tells a curious story of a fox, renits the Nexv York Sun. He bail his decoys off a rounded aint of land one morning, at.d was xxaitit.g- for it to get light enough to shoot. The decoys were fancy ones made of iron anil ruhlier, painted to represent the birds the hunter was after, and looked xery natural. At daxxn it !iapa-ncd that for ilout ten or fifteen minutes no birds cauie xxithin range, so no tdtts were tin si. While the hunter x .-is wondering at this he heard a rustle up-wind from t:.c blind in the grass of the point, lxxik ing cautiously oxer tlie graxs. he was just iu time- to see a fox douched for a leap at a decoy which was alaiut four feet distant. The fox gaxe n qiiixt-r as he gathered hij muscles ft r tlie jump, and then sprang ahead and graldied tlie decoy xvith all has might. Thcreujain the fox was the moot astonished lieust that ever hunted ducks. The rtib'-er )ac with au iron, frame was hard and soft iu -ts. The rubler xxas pierx-cd by tlx- teeth of the animal, letting the. air ot.t with a op like a firecracker. Hie iron, however, hud a serious effect tin the fox's jaw. breaking sexeral teeth ami cutting the lips ia a way that made the f.x squeal. The fox turned three soniersaults in the xvater and then heudi-d for shore and got to the brush. In spite, of two sJiOl. DU MAURIIR AND MORRIS. Iloth Horn In Mareh. Is.".l.,uirdn tlrlolirr, I s'ki. One of the most et ra.r ;,ary par allels in chronology i- ilu .-.imost ex act coincidence of th- Cn..- s i,; i the world by txvo men w ho J, a, J c,, , ,.., t.i do xx it li the molding of tl;, literature and art of their day as Ceoio-e du M.I(J rier and William Morr's, sivs the N,-w Orleans Tiiiies-lVeiuocrat. Ilu Mai.ri. r. the elder of the two. x;is b..rn exaetlv It.tlays liefore Morris, t.n M.,lv), is ;J ami he died but four davs after 1i:im s.i tluit these two great me::, xx ho llxe I more t.h:tn f.2 years, xxt-rc on thecaith for exactly Ihe same t line, xx i . h t!,,-.x-cetion of h-ss than three weeks. Ko: It ln-ing Urn in March, ls.il. and dv'mir in Ot -.to Iter. Wirt. Similiai Ix . botli s.r Jt.hn Millais cuid the ar. hl.Nh,.,, , f Canterbury, xvhodied xxithin u ml.i.tl, or two of each titiher. xvere born ::i s-i. It is one of the most striking- ex.-nts in the long history t f the areM.ish. .ps of t'antei bury tUit the late .-irciibishop. vx ho xvas one of Mr. Oladst one's nipoint ments and -afterxxard dixeived from him in xiliticil opinions, should have Weu stricken while sittin-r in t li. squire's pew of his t Id friend at II i xxurden. It is a most merciful tliin. that Mr. i;i:iiKtone dil itt happen t be in church. To a man of his xe.us the shock mu.st hat- Im-cii titosf e?:ii,L.,.r ous. What an archbishop .f fani.-r-bury Mr. (iladstone xxoul.l haxe mad.' himself! He xvmil 1 haxe rixal.-d even Munstan or B.-cket and not improinhly proved the gresitest tirelate of tiiem all. DON'T VERSUS DOESN'T. l.raiiintallenl tltlltiea That t.rntel ( oit f la- r.ari. of lalueale.! tte.l.-rs. 'Ihe sulij. . t of irotiuneiat ion has leen up ..t .1 isi-iisj-i.ni a 'fc deal of lale. '111-.- toll. xx inp- i-ep:irdi up "don'i" and "do.ru'i" should le -f inti-ie-t. cominp lion, the l-st authoritx. sax s an evcl.a i. loi."l l.ke dropping th- fii::il p of the pi. elit participle, a vulparitv ot ptoplc of cultxire. Tliackei.iv :iii-l An thony Troll. coitiiuiU j.l.u-e it. along with ain't for "am not." or "i not." in the liiouthsof their hiei.N -bred ciiaracicrs. 1 lie late pii:e,- . Used it. I recollect- tpiot ii.' i . 1 1 f :-im ui. moi y from his "Life." I.x Sir 'I". Mar tin that, sjieakiug of Princes- ,;r.,--as an infant, the prince xxroie: "Si,, doesn't like it." Other corruptions are. or xxere. ". n. for "tli. ni." Haw y ut f..r II i r t i.-, t." chavxyet for "chariot." yallow for"xcl-h-xv," tossel for "tassel." Liir.ii.ni f..i "lailirloll." II f,,r ";,,m,.." j... for "gold." ohh-fpt- f.r "oi.ii.',.." - i. tirst duke t-f Wc;it:pton. as I haveU-t !i told, always saitl ..l.hcue. It e, !ia:i, ly d.ies prate upoi, the car to hear .i.-n't ustsil f,,r "doesn't." and yet xxe tin 1 it useti in "Pickxxick Pars" in ih, s.,ili: which Mr. W ardio sings m li: ;t n.a- ve at the Manor faim, Olnplcy ,-!1; "Atnl lve that's too strctii; x !,y. it .i-..:i't last lotiir. As many have foun I to tb.-ir t'l i: " 111 i:as.t Auplia they say "v.-u don't otipht" and "'he didn't nilit." which. thoUL-h true, is slightly tniir, :in, m;: i. . . TAUGHT HER A LESSON. After That the Ke Iisi,I,hII I'uoada Xevs ll,inM finer. The tithc-r tlay a ery estiniabie l.i.iy came t ttixxu to tl a little stropping, says the Atlanta Constitution. o; course the key xxas put uin'cr the door mat that her sou could p'-t in. Inhcr aluseiicc a tramp, xx h- 1-a.I l-n hanpinp aniuiid the place :i numls-r .f .lay s -.ml had caught on. laddly ui i t into the house, pot some .f the choicest xiainls. out cf the I antrv. p-it t hem ..i, the table and pitehetl in. Ilo :iii f.n:-i.l a L.tt'c of w iiw- that rev ivet' h is spirits, lb-did not exjH-ct anyone ticrx- for a nuiiilcr of hours :.iwl so t k it i a.-y. I it t he In. -ant ime t he lady 1 he hoi, sc. haxinp tlnisliisl her shoppinp. ret tirneal home and se-itip the front door un locktsil ciectct to find '.ier sj-ii in-ide. Iii.apinc her horror vx tien she:n-msl the ditiiiif.'-rootu d.axr ami saxx sitt'mp at her table tlie rust iest-hokiup-t raiup that ever x ii-d xvith his coiiijianioiis in acctimul.itinp dirt on his epidermis. The lady x as diimfotindcd. In 1 he silence that folloxvcd the It. imp t-oollv remarked: "Madam. I shall lec;iTne scaur iioxx-. ez Fxe eaten entilT. All 1 kin civexer lrtiek fer this p.l meal and xvat I want ter say ter yer is that yer ought to find a nexx hi.Iin" place fer y cr key . I won't charge yer liothin U-r this adxicc." ith that the tramp departed. The l.ri-.trr loltril SWIM. The ilistance across the 1'i.itcd States is found to it L..l'5.2 geographical miles front the lighthouse six miles north of 'aj- May. X. ,1.. to the light house six miles south of Punta Arenas. folloxxinp the i iiirty -i.int h parallel if latitude as closely as jwissible. - This is comt-dc.l tt 1m- altotit the mean breadth tif the country. A planet- at the map will show that the I'liited States is milch wider toxxard the north and much uar-roxxi-r toxxard the gulf coast, but the thirty-ninth ar:illel is alxnit as fair an average as can lie drawn. 'I lie meas urements xxere made by trianrulat ion that is. by 'akinp obserxat ions from fixed landmarks and verify ii.p them by astronomical tests. The distance across the continent thus obtained is 14' feet lomrt-r than that rert-.tl by Bessels in 1 -;.". and lis f-et lonper than that reortcd by Prof. Clark in l:m. Chicago Kcconl. A I'ropoaed Monniuent. A nieetinp wus hi-hl in Washington to orp-atiie a Soldiers and Sailors Na tional Maniimeut association. Its ob ject is "the erection of a luoi.titiieiit j,t the capital of the natiitm in h. .n. r and nieioory of I he .5V:cei s :m l eiil i- . i lii. li of the army ciml navy of the I'nile.l States xx ho fell in tlie war of ilu- ri-U-l-lion. xx 1 1 -eh sh:il serve as a i-rpetual re minder to the present and future peu cratiotis of t.he setilinieiit etiletta lied bi' all loy al ieopl-.- for t he s., Idlers and sailors who risked their llxes in the defense of their enuntrv." Many writers. lot h sM-ctil.tt ive arid of military art and science, haxe c.tMed iu question the value of rrma netit forti fications, but excry rrt-al soldier has regarded them of the highest utility atnl necessary to the defense of a coun try. Philadelphia Press. MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS. Ail.-i-is, bri.-ks. with a holl.iw c.-nt-r ire f..,,,.. .,;,,. ,..;r;li.,. ia i.ruiAuy i T the .-oust ruction ,.f eoiiserx atot ies. It i- said tiiat bake.1 1., nan. is. xx !1 n fallua-Iv , tn.n a;Mi weak ld;.-s i., eniidithe bh-.l. They should be baked about 1M ill i li ll tes. -Shipbuilder assert that an iron -hp ha.s a carry iic'cai. it i of ll.. ton for every Lhi t. Us ciri i.-.l by woolen vessel ,.f ,.;,,,. ,:m,.,,;,,n- xxhile tiie vvcieht ,,f the irx.n .-hip i- per c. lit. i."-s. -I"p to the a-,- of L'u a youth needs r -iie hours' s.V..- and au. r that ..o-e a I- l-wM needs- e. -,t. Ne-I.ct of this ride causes eh iu ti.ui and i rrl t a 1.1 1 ir v and retards int. ll.t t u.d and phv sical prow th. Iji S.i n 1. 1 B.siii. to!., ih.-ee is a lUiptlst church built entirely of the X-..M..1 of a -ili-le r.-l-.x..i tree. Flen the r...f vva.- male .f the same tice. i.i.d t li.-re en- '.ii.ikm shingles left. The chur.-h seat- oo pe. c-i l.i!,:, - in mnuiital-i-i of Su.sie,,. , .... ay :.,,. Lapland suffer L-i-.tnly fr..m th- Norway rat.s. Farm- ;" 'I d -tret- would X.-IV tii.prolital.le were it not for the vxhit.x foes. which pr.-y larpvlv t.pon the rt-. - I li Sa.-i-niei:t.i i- a --ii. m ill., .v xx li. V. il h e l-e - tiinnt.-i t.. in. I,, ,r l.n.iran.1 t.i.Ticuit i, -S..J.S. ei nies learning p:.--s:ig,-s ,,f hi-t.,rx fudx xx . r Is in h-ligtli. P.lit the l.-M .1 ,y he 1...--- ,1! r.-e., ,, i ;., ,,f ,,r.-xious day's a,- iiir-mei!-. A churt-h in ( l.-Xela lid H.-.-1 up : mill :sr, r agr.--d t. li-teii to a 1 1 ia ! -cr-n. -n from a x i-': i g , !,., gx ma n. The t-!.a;rinatii-f t i-1 i-xi-t.-e. f.-i! a-.- p dur-'-' its .1. !:x.-ry . end -i: l.-.-.piei,t ly d-j--.-t..l to h:l:i U-. au-e. as he sal i! "11.-th-t n'f m ike ii.ii , n. nigh" I lie friend , ,f i man in K:in-;i-( itv v-1 o Iu 1 ls-u .li-c'ared nii,i.,!:x un - a. u 1 s, -ciirts I t !,.- .ri-Tci .mm jt t a I pa--crs an-l p-it tli.-m in t h- h.::-l- of.- -l;. :uai-. who xva- to tak - h'm to an a ilaiii. The otV -. r .1 i-n-.v ere.l h'm -.-rv i g .,ti a jury n la.- e'ren It court. .! s W;.rt-n. x-. 1... . -1 retmix in Col p;a. xx .is th.' It.. t U-:'. T.tial I .-gr.. p-.-jc'.er ill 'he - .U'h. V. hell ; In, mU-r of h - .- !.' . :-a i 1 ;, xxas Very bid ali-l coi. Id ii..' be ii.proxe i by mora1. u.c'ort Mr. W.-irr-n t hn-.x ..'T his co-tt ai-d xx lt!t 111- t;.a, thra-h.- ! !ihu 'nt.. - ui, mis-ion. VICTORY FOR THE LITTLE ONE. . Vh-K lilir llnnl.oii oeU hi .a a Itlir; 11 1 tioto 1 1 K.M-fc, lit,t..tt-r. A cock tight . ! u-i n i ,-u-ix ca use t if 1 he J.i-j'.ii.ty .-!' -..- i:, t! - x t . x--,-r iiiii-ha':.i.t-. .iiljiK a i-i.'Uil :ie re-, iit ait. i n. ,,.ii ili cori.tr ! I bird and ii.e -: leel -. . t U:.- bit ,1- .XJU- A t Hi i-liit. ,i vx, igtol i ii' 'lie ticii.-i.ie i ot n re ! iia n I -4 j ,i xx lill.- it- a n-lajniii-!, a I, ii.-. I ') inoiit h Lock, xt as tledited l-y t lie In. li XX h" W lied Is. til xx it ii v.ci- hiiig ! t,uii,t. . ).--p.1e thi- a.lvant.ige in vxfipht and coii.-t U- nl "i.a. I,."" 'li.- big r.s-t. r w j., ii ia-1.- to - : vx k . 1 he tight star ! d. it appears, through the I'iymo i'h K.n k inti uding lo- pic elict- a moi g tli.- 1 U' t.i in".-. 1 . k ' k . .f hens. til X' . ils f.lliey foxx Iw-ilig r i-Ml-c.1 from :h.-ir c..p durii.g certain hours of the i ai,d ai!,.x,-d the freedom of the sTr.t-i. Mr. I'-ai.lam n--cni.-, this iiitru-i.n. and xxith a i roxv t.f ii. ti.iin e x:diai,tly 11. xx at 1 he big rooster's head. "Ih- I iy riiouTh sc. ::-.tl 1, hav.- no re spc. t for t lie eh ix a irie lan: "lit. n't hit a fellow -lnalVr than your if." but lui i;.-.! Itack fiercely a", t hi- kml.iin. i-r fully ten minutes the k,ulc w.nt on. t t t he t'.i . tica t ion t f a crow ) e v ,-ry in i li ne growing thicker. Then the supe rior science . .f t he bantam li'.ni t.i tell on hi- vx.igiit i.-r opponent. Willi lire little fellow it xxa.- hit and gel awax, but the 1"! y t!i. i' h xx "m t he air a !i t he I ime. -T rik ing biintlly xx h.-n 1 he Itanium vva- a yard removed. 1 hi- ciTn:t of throw inp !'. .Mii,.i-..f lle-h and feathers -hvxvat.l aid then iipht inp out xxith Ifc.th feel at la-t le pau to till on the big too la-r. and he sijuatt.-l for a tiioinei l i. cat. h his xx in. 1. l'.v i.l. Titl v ihis xxa- xx hat Ilu-l-iu'.ini liii.l Ih-cii waiting for. for. gix ing a th ri-lx crow . he tlcxx ;it thexxii d- I Plymouth, xx h. king the big bird right and 1. ft ai.mt the head, until, xxith a squawk, the P. p. inn. h-r picked liii!i-. !f ur from the sid. walk and .-. 'in-lit -ecurit x i hin. iiu :i.' i.n-t-nt oop. Thai " he i row d's, v m pat h ie- xxere ci. t ire! v xx ii h t he 1 ant ! ill xx a- .-!.. vx n in tin- appl.iu.llrp reward- 'hat f.;!..x-d t he PI x rnout h's t-.tt.at. It is i,,.t proi. able that the g.illint lltth- ban am un d r-l ;.;d the app'a i-c. but at !.-1 he seemed to -how his appm-ci.it i -n hv fa-ing th :, ud etice and giving vent i, a shrill crow, enpha-icd bv a luslx slappingof xx ing-. P. u t ! a nd Tehanti Hi. MIDAS HAYSEED AT THE PLAY. H e M il aa Hit I'r.aic ra naiut ! the l.lxhl caf s.i ra nte aad Milrhrt. He was iiiid.lle-ape.l. puilchs- of as-ft-t. sllphtly pray, vxoic -to;.- tloth, s a r.d si lx cr -ct aides and had xx hi - kei s. says the St. Louis Post-1 i- att-Ti. It rtquiic.l n.i sign on his back It. r sun- to discern he x-.;is ftomout of txxn. Tiie o.ilx urban characteristics he jk.s-. s-ed w.-tc an independent air and a nerve - t iiat air U-i n of money in t he s -kt t ai-tl that lierxe t he o-'.iteonie of lacing the wliolc thing in n.oi.nlix town. lie xxent t-a the tin alcr the t.t her right, pot tin-re I .I.- and had a -cat in the rear t.f the house. For a time he xxatched t i:e ant ics of the I. i ppi r dcppcsl i iMU. d an and t he "I ri v tiling" soubre'.t. . lie had never seen them U fore ar-d he liketl tht in. He xx anted to see w bo 11m y xxerc. but the theater xxas ttvidalk for leading tiie programme. Then he tiid something r:o city-bred man xvou'd haxe tlHiught of doing in a t!i(.u.-in.l year.-, lie siriick ha 1 f a tloeti match.--; i:nd reatl the bill of the play lioiiitn i to t lid. It xxas all over by the time the 'a-h rs had nolle, , xx hat th.-x Thought vx;,s prix.-.te bin. fire and reach..! his seat, lie had scttl.il 1 at k comf.t.rlal.1 y arid lookt d ssa iiitto.-cnt the Ii-anger wouldn't h t. him be dislurlacd xxilh a. xx am inp. Yourgh-v Yes. xv e love each ttler, ::i:d have mat i lies n ! xx ay s t ti m tint b:ia plly. Vyiii ktioxv of? single instaiw-e xx here t.li.-y haxe not done .-iT tM.ii' g - No. not ef a single instance. Lu I l.n'xx of a pood nuanv marr ed ones. Tit-Bits. ft. -i ,! f fctj HI ii mi 4M. A SU. 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