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Stray an.l lmilar Notice s 00 rketut ion or proeee-lma: ol any cor)crm tlon or society and coiDiuni-atl(.D deicndta call attention to any matter of limited or indt Ti.toal mieret hum te paid tor a advertlmenta. Hook and -lot t'nntui of all kind neatly and exenituiy execntei at the luweet price. And don'tyou lot-get It. JAS. c. HASSON, Editor and Proprietor. 'HK IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRITH MAKES FKEE ARD ALL AVE CLATE8 BESIDE." 81. CO and postage per year In advance. 1 ... r.. . J -t.'l- It. If Ftoi . ,. . ,i .nierwi.e. VOLUME XXIX. EUENSliUHG, PA., FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER , Is)5. NUMBER 35. AA- A UV 1 la. a IK I P , V ; CI I I 1 I I -,--- ,. . - .ti. HAY-FEVER Cold head in 'I. I l I il "V 1 . 1 1 V . uy till I " ' v .... , . :.. ; r r.- ii iw ; ., - t !'! ' CM l Utfll. U'e ... , . .... ,.: s .: l iHHuanle A- ! '" -'!l '"lt .... k ii. 1 'A "it a j -; o';; .1 i 'n n 1 1 Hi (' , ., .. r ! 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Applied info the- ntril it is ' '-"""' the fit.ii, nlhiyx inflammation, hr.tl ' '' . '.;,".''". r .- hu 7ii.nl on rn'riut of i,ri.'4. P ft ; ELY BROTHERS. 56 Warren Street NEW YORK. DUG TRA1NINC. IN CLEANLINESS IS A rfUNE."' COMPLETE YOUR EDUCATION WITH SAPOLSO i nev&r wants U learn, but the reads that QiiD Honesty CHEWING TOBACCO is the best that is made, and at ONCE tries it. and saves money and secures more (satisfaction than ever before. A.V OLD imitations. Insist on having the genuine. If your denier hasnr it ask him to get it for you. JIO. FIIZKR & BROS., LonirifflcD Constipation Pcmanils prompt treatment. The re nits t-t nol.' t. may Ihj serious. Avoitl all liarsh ami ilra-stic purgatives, tlie toiul.-iuy of wlii. li i.s to weaken tli '..w. u. The bost remo!y Is Ayer's I'ills. I'.fins purely vegetalilo, tli'-ir a. ti-.ti in pmiiipt ami their effect always '...lie!';. -ial. They are an a.liuirahlo Liver ami AfterMinnor pill, ami every where en l rsMl hy the profession. ) " Ayer's I'ill-i aro highly ami univep anllv "s".ken f hy the- people- aU.ut I . re I make, ihiilv us" of them in my ,,r:i, .til.,.. iir. I."E. Fowler, Kriae poi t. t t.iin. ' I ran reromTneml Aver a I'ills ai'v !l r. h.i iiil h'llir JToveil their t i'ee :i-t a eatliariic i"r iiicii " family." J. T. llesi, Lcilliswlle. I'a. " For several rears Ayer's I'ills liave Leeti u.n-il in my'family. We Hul ihein au Effective Remedy f..r roiitip:ition ami imlipestion, ami r ..iii. ..nt iliem iii tho Lou.te. M,lt-s ;reiner, Iiwt-11. Maiw. I l,.lVe use.! Aver's Tills, for liver tr.iihhs ml lmlineMioii. iliirmtl many ami liai e always Iiiuml llieiu prompt an. I etlo n ut ill t lieir at lH'U. J.. . Siioth. I li. a. N. Y. I nlTer. .1 from eonstipation whien 1U. .1 s-.i.-li -ii l.-imate form mat 1 , . n wo.il.l . :i" a stoppage of tlia .-is. Two l oe.s of Ayer'.s IMls ef .1 a oinplete eiu e." 1. Hurke, Me. f. . ho f. . I ha. .- u-e.l Ayer's I'ills for tl. past tl :it e:irs ami ioiii.l. r tl.em an 111 .lhl .l.ie l.llllll.V me.ll. tlie. 1 know of I. ..it. i i. -me.lv lor liver irouiiit-s. hue :il a s foiui.l them a prompt for .Km- t-i.i "- .' inies ymuu, M Hli.l run JMi.hlle ht . li.lllfol'l. ollll. - Ilav in- h. en tn.ul.le.l w ith .-ostive- u I i.-li .eems i ital.ie won !-- 4,1 s.-.letitarv hahits, I hav trieil s 1-ilN. hoping for relief. I am to s:it thai Ihev have serveil tu r than anv ol her me.lieine. I at this . on. Iiimoii only after a nt A .1 f .... i .i ... .i ..f iln-ir inerit.s. sauiuo K r r : e T. .lolies, tl.lk si . liosloll. Mass. Ayer's Pills, PKICI'ARKI FT Or J. C. Ayer St Co.. loen. wia Sold br U lei'- la MJlel Steel Picket Fence. CHEAPER . THAN ,Q I A A A A ft t yt . t .:r:!i! l! !! i! ! i) U t - : M II Mill I ti!iH4.1"111 1) !! 'I I1 TTM- bar. eat .-. PlrK Fi- 1"l OmX. X TW. Ijr a.t 11. 1. I - ........... k.mtr i WOOD W Sum. rlu... fir. Kb.io-r. m II W -S r7 '""J l.Mo (mo S. ..! .11 aiJf " IRK WOMk.. TAYLOR A DEAN. 0I. 203 205 MaaetSt. PiMaburiB. Pa. ntcb Tt din. UNCLK SAM'S INDIANS. An Official Estimate of Their Ooet to the Government. A ItlrHoult ami Intrieate lrotileni That II. Never lleeu A 1 1 eluut etl Hefore Warfare nilh tho Keil men. In the eoinplete Indian census report, just piiblihetl. an i ut eret ino- at ten pt is ina.le for the tirst time to cast up in lio-urcs :in ao-o-re.raleof the y iverutn.iit cxp.iidit urcs on account of the red men reidiuo- witliin .in- ti.ir.li-rs since the union was estahlislicd in ITs'.i. The re sult ,,f this remarkable attempt indi cates in the statistics presented that the "-io-antie snn, ,,f ,. J.illioii one hmi.li-e.l and five million .mI.1 dollars '?l.ln.". .'!'.. ::-JT was spent by the ,iverii inent up to the year 1 s'x. either Um.ii the Indian directly, or indirectly be cause ..f Indians. ( '. .unt iuo- in. how- eier. me civil ami military expenses j I. .1- 1 1 1 nans since t lien, toe-i-t her w it Ii in cidental expenses not rceojnied in the ollieial tio-iires o-iven.it is safe to say that up to June ::tl. I yi.'i. a further siiiu "f ?l U.TsiI.i-.-js may be added to the fi.reo-. linr litrurcs. makinr a frainKij' .rreiate of ? 1 .-i.11.IMHI. Hull chai'efeahle to I lidians to date. The problem, says the VashiiiLrton Star, is sueii a ditlieult and intricate one that it has never been attempted before. The prime factors ciitcrino; in to ! he problem arc: ill The expenses of the wars wa'eil between the federal irovernuient an. I the Indian tribes since the date mentioned and the uiailiteii aneei.f our standino; army in the vicin ity of the resorva t ions: rZ the claims f tin- states for indemnity for ex penses incurred in rcp.-Hiro- Indian in vasions: lot t he i-i v tl and e.Illcat i .lial ex penses incurred ..ii account of Indians, ami Hi the cost of pensions to the sur vivors or widows of soldiers si-rviiij. iii Indian wars. t if course, a lar'c amount of treasure wa. spent in wars with the American Indians prior to the esta Id ishiueiit of the federal ir.ivernnient in 1T''.I. In deed, ever since the white man ap-M-ared wit hill the present territory of the t iiilc.l Stati-s then- has I n war almost continually, hccfinninir on the Tacitie side in I.".:;'.i. and on the Atlantic side s.M.11 after the year lt'.uii. Since tin foiindino; of our e;..verniiielit t he I'nited States army, except when cn iaired in t he wars v it h l.reat Kritain and Mexico, and dunno; the civil war. has been used almost exclusively in the Indian service, and has been sta tioned I a rifely in the Indian country r a h .ii-' t he f r.mt ier. In their calculation the I udian ci-nsiis experts ..uiit tin army expenses inci dent to the wars with Kiijlan.l and Mexico, and the civil war, with it seipiel of reconstruction, and safely counts two thirds of the total ex penst s of tin- army as charo-ca hie .ii reel ly or indirect 1 to the Indians. The total -xpeiises of the army from lT-'l to 1 s;iu V ere found to be j l.7i." .VJ 1 . IM.".; but .ledu.tino- ;.r,l t.'.Ml.iHiT forth.- for eii'n wars and the civil war. the re mainder is Jl.-Jlo.i'. hi. s.i. Fully two thirds of this sum. or sii7.uT::..'.s, it is estimated, was expended for Indian wars and for army service against the I u.liaiis. 'l'o this sum the census experts add t !.e c. nciises of the I ml ia ii civil a. I l.i ii i i-tiatioli for tin- -rio,l belween 1 T in I -'M. amount in,. t. V4 I. u J..u..' .f ii. on. 1. 1 ii fi i mi H i' 1 1 rei in hu i-se pa : t 'cu la : st.iti foe expenses incurred b. t'l t in Indian wars, and .':."-' nmr. for pensions to sii r v i vor . or w i.h.w . Indian war?., and then the total f..o'r up to f 1 . In". '.'I'.'-oT'.'. ' ii ii T in" in. a -...r.r,-,t,., al.oc. ?'l I 1.7 -.I I'.-'S 1..I . ill' administration expenses and a pi..p..r ti .Hate share of the army expense sine l-'.m. tin- (.'rand total become $1 .".'" .i.miii.iiiMi a billion and a iinaitei of dollars. The J n. 1 ia M wars under the jrovcrii melit of the I'nited States arc stated to have numbered more than 4ii. and to have cost the lives of about P.l.nun w h ite men. women ami children, in. In. lino about :..iiih killed in individual encounter-., of which history takes no note, and of ::u.ihio Indians, including- s.auo killed in personal encounters. lt has been the policy of the national .'overn meiit since tin- year ls-js to re fund to the states and territories the nioiievs paid out by them ill supprcssiiiir Indian hostilities. This liability is based on the fact that the federal jrov cininclit has treated the I lid iatis eit her as nat ions .r as wards of tin- nation, thus kecp'mr them from control by the severa I states. Speahinif of the number of Indians ii, .w in the I 'nited States, as show n by the reM.rts of special ai'etit s, a ml t he number slipose.l to have lived ill tin past, thee, nsiis editor says: "It is not probable that the present area of the I ni ted States since t he w h ite man Cami llas contained at one time more than :,i.i. imi Indians. IIi;rh er t imates w . re made in the early days, but the avciMjv evi ii then was about I .ihhi.ihhi. Iii1--'.m we have -Jts.-J.YIcivili.c.l and uncivilized Indians. Tliroii;'h almost four ccn tiii i.-.. warlike band-, have resisted, and manvof the- I ml ians are st il I resi en" pro: i-ess. Tin -re arc not In tribes out ..f anv of the '-"" or more now in the l'nitid States but that have been in revolt, and those exist inir as tribes are Ii. .w- remnants, with a few exceptions, too p. Mir or too few to hyht, or they con sider it too darie-eroiis." CRICKET FIGHTING. One of tho Favor-it Soort of Chlo tikiiil.lerH. Tliet hini-Ne are inveterate pamll rs. ami never Ue a irtunit y t.. let. matter how trivial the eaiise may ). One f their rreat inst it tit i us is eri.Uet ti-rhtin-. the eriekets Leiii": faiij-'ht. feil an.l traine.l earefully as a lil.Mxle.1 horse. Tliere is a fixed .liet for them, part of the fiMMl e..iisistin,r f honey anil IkiiIimI .hesttiuts. If they K' t Niek they are fe.l with iiio-init.-s. Trior to liffhtiii" their weight is asi-ertamej an.liluly re eor.le.l. there l ili": a fi xed refrulatiotl as to their size ami weight. (n the diH.r of the house in whieh the tijfht is to take plaee the record of each cricket U pasted up. and the owner of the winner jfets ten per cent, of all the U-t.v The cricket pit is a low tub placed on a table, and. after vei(rhilir. the com batants are put in it and tickled with straws until they rush at each other with loud chirrups and fijrht until one of theui is killed. HOMES OF RIVER PIRATES. 'av-a In the louiitiiii sl.leN Arf Watehed Mith Aae hy Longshoremen. Alonjr the west shore of the Hudson river, between West Toint and Ksopus, accordino; to the New York World, there are several sidehill o-iiino-s that are supM.sed to lead into bio- recesses not yet explored. liariiie; men have made the attempt to discover the inte rior, but have been frightened into a re treat by all sorts of iuiae;inino. At MarllM.roiioh, 1 1 ic-hland and in the famous Storm Kino; niountain. at t'orn wall. thesi- rocky iipeiiiiijrs are watched by loiijshoremcii, w ho have reason to believe that valuable property is con tained t herein. A t'ornwall fisherman says lie be lieves that one of these caves, near the foot of Storm Kiii"T. is the rendezvous of a Kane; t.f New York thieves, w ho re ceive and disMise of their ill-jrottcii slock on a strict mercantile basis. lie remembers that about the 1st of April he and his father saw a small boat, in which wire four men. put ashore at this point. It was an inky black iiio-ht.and it was not safe for small craft in the wind-tossed water of t'ornwall bay. The fisherman watched tin- landiior and saw tin- company, who were dis tinguished by t he lanterns t hey carried. Work their way up the mountain side. About t vventy minutes after t he laudiiio the lights were lost sic;ht of at a point about one hundred feet from the water's ciljre. The supposition is that these inei entered one of t hose mercantile caves to make ready for the year's business. No one has ventured near the place, although several hunters say that there is an openiiio; at the sxit di-sio;iiated by t he I 'or n w all man. It is believed that this cave is the main resort of river pirates and robbers, who plunder in the Hudson river valley, ami if so then- is considerable daiio-cr attending' a visitation to tin- locality. This site is particularly lonely and deserted. It can be located by passeii rcrs on the day boats as they are pass iiir. It is about three hundred feet west of the place when- an attempt has been made to ijuarry stone f.u-crushiuo-. and to reach it one must run the risk of beino; bitten by the most poisonous snakes. MALAGASY COOKERY. uri'Kt Care t aken In lrearliic ttie S 1 111 .le f-'ooil. Cook in it beinc- an art. every race has a sty 1c of its ow ii. The Malagasy, like the jcntle Hindu, knows how to pre pare his mess of rice, says Hu- Loudon Tcleo-raph. It is not boiled to a mash as in Kii". land, or as our potatoes are sometimes pulped, but, covered with a proper siillicieiicy of water, is carefully treated lint il the "-rains are swollen tit to burst ami yet remain full, intact, soft and rather mealy. The manioc root is an easier dish to prepare. It is soiiiet iiin-s served Iniiled. as yams and sweet jN.tat.H-s, anil ao;ain as a sort of eld n .rri.lo-e. Native cotTee they un derstand how to make, and tin- aroma is exec 11 lit; but tea. alas! y..ii have to look to the brewino-of that from start to finish if you desire a drinkable cup. Toultry ami e-aun- are eaten fresh, and the cooks have a clever and withal cleanly trick of dipping the dead ani mals in boilinc- water, which enables them to plu. l; t hem easily and .piickly. The preparation for trussine; comes later. There is no lack of variety at a Malagasy table, but. all the same, you miss the wheateii Hour bread, siio-ar ami condiments when cloyed with rice, fowls, manioc and t-'v The staple fuel is bunch e-rass, which when dried burns fiercely, ami settles into a jrlow iiit ember that (fin-s off a deal of heat. All tin- cooking is done on earthen hearths, ami tin- roast inir. Loilino- and bakiiic- in hie; iron pots. Tin- o-rass beino- slie-htly aromatic, the odor is as ao-rccahle as that of a hardwood tire. MASS FOR HOMER. The Cure C leverly Tiirne.l the Tahtea on 1 1 14 Jokem. T.y order of t he archbishop of Taris a re.juii-m mass in the nature of a cere mony of reparation was celebrated lately. It was titt intr that this should take place at St. Kustache. where the cotlin of Moliere should have been taken after his death, as that was his parish. The artists of the t'omedie Francaise, tin- Odeoii ami the Opera Were present. The day followine- the Moliere mass, two you lie; jesters fresh from tin- boule vards presented themselves gravely at tin- sacristy of one of the larjjvsl churches and asked to see the cure. He pivi' them audience. Vc desire." said the holder of the pair, "to have a mass said for the re pose of tin- soul of Homer." "It is a very W" "I idea." replied the cure, without so much as the lifting of an eyebri iw . 'And when will you say the mass'.'" asked one of the young- men, a little surprised. "Wln-n you brine; me the h-o-alized not ice of his death." replied the can-, who courteously conducted his visitors to tin ih m ir. A tiiMiil Kea-ion tor a Momliii; Nap. It is claimed that one of the reasons for the undisturbed mornino; sleep es IHfoially for children and delicate and nervous tiers, ins is based on a well-understood scientific theory. We are told that the vitality of humanity is at its lowest ebb between two and half-past three in the mornino;- This lieino; the case, it would naturally re.piire some hours to restore the e.piilibriam. lt is verv easy to see that if the cares of the dav are taken tip In-fore this is secured, the individual would start in handi capped by a certain lack of force. Where the rest continues uninterrupt edly until the voluntary awakenino;, it stan. Is to reason that the system is in much Ixtter condition to -n-iform its allotted task. So imiiortaiit to the wcll-lieiiijf of the individual is this lit tle understood and scarcely appreciat ed quality that we call vitality, that it is well worth while to see to it that every condition is made as favorable as possible. To this end. undisturled rest, with the Wst stirroundinM, is a thine- to which a fXifnl ileal more atten tion should Ik? paid. X. V. lcder. A llamlKto Organ. A IiuiuImhi ortfan has t-eeii built for the Jesuits' church at Shanghai, and is said to surpass organs made of metal. Ashaml-oocan bet.btained of all tlimeii-sion-. from the thickness t.f a n ii to pieces of a foot ill diameter, this natural material costs little more than the sim ple laMjr, aud the notes are lieautifully soft aud pleasant to the ear. WORLDS EXPENSIVE BRIDGES. The strueture lultlne New York anil Itrooklytl lleailti the 1.11. The very latest official computation puts the total cost of the Krooklvn brido-e at 1 1 T.Jsy.s.-,.-,. The bridtre w hen contracted for was to cost 1u.sixi.ihhi. At least, such was t he orio-inal estimate of John A. Koablino-, w ho in Ist'.T put the cost of the bridje at J7. ihhi.ihhi and of t he approaches to it :;.smi.tHHi. Ac tually, the bri.lo-e cost ihhi.ihhi, which was not much .f an increase over the original tie-ures when the dif ficulties of tin- iiiidertakiiie- eame into account, t he bri.le;- not beino- opened until sixteen years after the original stiniate was uiaile. Siibs-iUint ex penditures, which have brought tin total cost up t. the present tio-ure. arc due to the acquisition of new ap proaches and to improvements iihii t he structure which were not ami could not have been calculated upon when it was opened twelvu years ai. The l.rooklyii bridge is the most ex pensive work of the kind in the world, cxcccdiii-r ill cost any other brido-e (.f which authentic ti -litres are available. The brido-e over the Forth, in Scot land, cost ? 1 4, ihhi.ihhi. the Victoria bridge in t'anada cost f IJ.otHi.iiiiu. the bridire across the Vulirii at 'aratov, in Iillssia. cost 4. IHHI.IHHI. The cost of London brido-e w as ?n. ihhi.ihhi. of Water I.ni bride-e f."..r.iHi.(HHi. ami of the West minster bride-e -ri..rilHI.INHI. With the enormous increase of via duct work for railroad piu-imscs in 1 he I nitcd States the profession of "bri.lo-e builder" has become a very ini" n tant one. steel ami iron Work liavino- laro-elv sii jierseiled masonry, since by improved processes iii their manufacture struc tural iron ami steel have materially de creased in ci .st GOOD AS GOLD. How I nun.-. I Hallway I I. ket May Ite Ke leeme.l at Slight Coil. Some men with valuable unused rail way tickets on their hands sell them to scalpers, w l.ilc ol h.-rs o-o to t he railway company t hat issued them and obtain their value in money. Most men. how ever, do neither, ami accept the loss when the ticket is worth less than one dollar. Indeed, many men do not real ize that railway companies stand rra.lv to redeem unused tickets, even of small value, so that the companies must be richer by many t hoilsands of dollars x-r year by reason of this ueo;lei-t or io-no-ran.-c. Kvery railway ticket bears t he name of the o-eneral pas.s-iio;,.r aircnt of th- road issiiino; the same. It is a simple matter to inclose the ticket with a let ter directed to the cviicral passeli-o-,.- ao-cnt. askino; him to refund the money paid, and explainino-t ),,- reason why the ticket is left unused ill Unhand-ot t he purchaser. It is courteous to inclose a stamped envelope ill which the money may be returned. When all these thino-s have been done, says the Xew York Sun. the i ipany usuall y aekiiow lc.lovs t he re ceipt of the t i. -Let holder's com in ii ii i.-a-tioii and promises to invest io-ate the matter. The investigation consists in the proper i.lent itieat ion of the ticket ami a little b .kkeepino; t o set all rie-ht in the accounts. Then the purchaser receives from t he coinpany a check for the amount due. alone; with a letter re. piest in;.' ack now ledo;iuen t on the part of the recipient. That closes 1 he trans action, and there is no material loss on either side. FRENCH LOSSES IN WAR. Six .Million Men Sal. I to Have t'erUheil In the Warn of the l ast Century. Ir. Lao-eiicau of the French academy of medicine has been iiiakiiio; an esti-iii-ate of the deaths by the wars of France for the past century. lie funis, accordino-to t he New York Sun. that the civil wars of the end of the eight eenth century and of the republic up to and iiiclu.lino; t he year I sun cost the livesof more than "J. l jil.iiu.l Frenchmen. From the year lsnl to Waterloo, when France was tio-htino; Kurope in arms, more than :!. I.'.u.ihhi Freiichuieii were cii-r-urcd and nearly '.i.tiiM.tHi'i perished. I n. h-r tin- restoration. Louis Thillipe ami the second republic, wln-n there were campaigns in Spain. . recce, an.l AIo-'uts. the army included less than -J1.-..IHHI men. and the loss in battle v. 'is only twenty-two per thousand. Lvcu in the brilliant African campaign.- t!ie mean annual loss was less than l.r.u men. Next came an era of frequent and bl.Midv wars, the war in t he 'i iniea. the war in Italy. he war in t'hina. the war in Mexico, and final l y t he w ar w it h Trussia. Out of rather less t han :'.ll. t Kin French soldiers sent to the Crimea '.i.Yi'.i:. perished. Of the ".ml. nun that t.x.k part in the Italian war nearly p.i. nun perished. Nearly I.ihi.i perished in t he expedit ion to China. The med ical statistics of the French in the war of ls7u have not been published, nor have those of the Mexican u udert a k iii;.. The effective st relict h of the French in ls7u-71 was I.41M.1M111 men. The number lost is not iositively known, but it is believed that the wars of the second empire co, t 1 .ilii't.UiKi lives. lr. Ii itfi' neaii -stimati-s that the small wars of the third republic have been fouo-ht at compurat ivcly small cost of human life He estimates the total loss for the cen tury to have been IS, IHHI.IHHI of men, mostly youno-. BAD CHIMMIE FADDEN. Ite M btltehaveA llinkielr on itoaril a New York Car. A small boy carry in a bitr catre. with a parrot in it. j-'..t aboard a Third avenue "L" train at Fourteenth street the other day and took a scat next to a benevolent-look inp; man weariii"; a white tie, says the New York World. The Imiv set the caov down in front of him and, as the train started, the par rot bee-ail to mutter in most unintel ligible fashion. The lcnevolciit-look-ui L man -glanced up from his pap-r and said : 'Nice parrot, isn't he?" "Yep." "Is he yours?" "Nop; m" uncle's " "W hat s his name?" "Chimuiie Fadd u." "Can he talk?" "O' course; hello, Chimmie!" Wndin"; over the eajre. "W hat tell: what fell! what fell:" screamed the bird, without an instant's hesitation. The beiievolent-lookiiip man (fot red in the face, and a pirl across the car piplled. ilther passeiifrers laujfheil. also. The owner of the white tie g-ot In-hind his newspaper, while the small Kiy looked innocently out the window. AN M. T.'S INFATUATION. A iMIMr sllC IIIIII KKM K. The peneral impression ainono- Jim Tereival's friends was that he mic-ht have done a (rood di-al l-tter for him self than he .li.l in his matrimonial vent lire. An M. V., with a j-afe s-at an.l de cided abilities, youiio-, o-iXNl-lookjato;, well connected, but havilio- only a limited income, he was just the man w ho should have married money, and this is exactly w hat he had not done. He met his wife in Taris during a holi day trip. She was a pretty, viva cious Irish woman, lady-like and at tractive, but she had no fortune, and was of no particular family. The M. T.'s friends shook their heads over the match, and all fell convinced that Ih--fore lono- he would find out what a mistake he had made. There could ! no doubt that under tin- circumstances his marriage was an imprudent one. With his eiht hun dred pounds a year Tereival had subsisted comfortably i'imu;'li as a bachelor, but as a married M. T. he found that his income went simply no way at all. To cut himself off from so ciety ami to live with his w ife in econom ical seclusion was, of course, out of the question. It would have made him un popular with his const it ueiits. as well as with certain influential friends in town, to w hose o;,MMl i.ftices he looked for st-ciiriiio- somt post in the ov.-rn-inciit when his party came back to power. And as he had no profession, but had 1 auiichcd himself for o;.h..1 or ill upon a parliamentary career, it would have lx-cii madness in him to prejudice his cha nces of political pre ferment. The natural consequence followed. Tereival e;..t into debt. He consoled himself first of all for out rmiiiinc; the constable by the consideration that his party must soon return to power, and then he should be able to recoup his present ex-M-nditure. Hut the radicals remained "in" session after session; the looked-for general election came no nearer, and Tereival l-cc-an to feel very luo;uf-ious indeed. He already owed nearly one thousand pounds a crushino; liability to a man with a small income and ho capital: in deed, he did not attempt to distruise from himself that unless smuethinc; very unexn-cted turned up he must soon In hopelessly insolvent. 1 1 is wife had lone; 1-ccn uic;ino- immediate ami ririd retrenchment, but. each time she mentioned it Tereival shook his head. The house was in committee on a bill which was Ix-inc- fought tooth and nail by the opposition, and lire-cut whips had It-ell issued to the members of both parties to In- as frequently as possible in their places. Tut there were many dreary intervals of debate, when no bio; division was imminent, and dm inr those intervals Tereival did not alw ays remain in the precincts of the house. lb- mio-tit no doubt have sin-nt them at home or in escorting his wife to -.lie or other of the numerous s.n-ial func tions which, for his sake, she so re lio;iously attended. Hut in his worried state of mind the dullness of a domes tic eveiiino;, or the yet deadlier bore dom of a political conversazione, was uninviting. He preferred to forget his troubles in more eiiliveliini -scenes. Within a mile of the Talace of West minister tliere is. as all the world knows, a famous theater of varieties. It is under unexceptionable manage ment; it puts forward the strongest ami most enterprising programme of the kind in London. One evciiiiio; lur ine; a particularly drowsy debate a fel low M. T. had siijrjresteil to Tereival that they should run across to the . and set- the Tainlow dausciisc. Terei val had complied. After that nijjdit he went to see her pretty retrularly. .lust In-fore the .dance the staire was darkened; behind loomed a back ground of murky clouds, e-Ioomy as the sky before an iinpeiidino; thunderstorm: then a brilliant blaze of sunlight burst upon the shadowed scene, and whirl injf wildly in its da.lmo- rays ap peared the famous I la in how dansc use. What a sio-ht that was! How dexter ously she manao-.-.l her mass of (,'nr o;eous ilraperies, which floated all about her, and sw irled and spun like a rc-volvino- wheel. At times uothino; but the tlashino; hues of thesi- roln-s was visible; at other times a lovely face, crowned with e-olden yellow Licks, st 1 out aiuone; 1 ln-iii. radiant, spirit ual, superb - and then, while this en traneiiir apparition smiled and the audience c'apcd and shouted, rum blings of t h il m Ier r. .1 led u pi ui the air; clouds overcast the sunliirht; and, amid their o;athcriur t,'l.'iii, ttie Kaiu-l-ovv goddess faded slowly from the scene. If it had ended with his merely a.l 1 1 1 i r i 1 1 o- this ravishino; lK-auty from a distance, all mio-it have la-en well. Tut such infatuation as Tereival's was not satisfied to confine itaelf within those modest limits. A strong desire came over him to make her personal acquaintance. He inilit, of course, to have withstood it. lt should have been jN-rfectly obvious to him that, in piv ino; way to his desire, he wa volun tarily thrusting himself into the path of dano-er. Tut lie (rave way, nevertheless. He went farther. He actually addressed one or two letters to the youiifj- lady. To his c;reat chao-nn she sent him no reply. At last, in despcratiou. he pro cured an introduction to the manager of the X.. and la-souo-ht that gentle man's aiil in his foolish and culpable project. ".I ust so," said the manager, rather coldly. "Well. Mr. Tereival, I will communicate your wish to the youno; lady, and will then let you know her reply. I cannot hold out hopes that it w ill lie favorable, for a nuiuWr of oth er e-eiitlemen have desired introduc tion to her. and have all la-en refused. You sec, she is a simple, modest jrirl. who is merely usin"; her talent to sup ja.rt her family, and has no desire for a circle of male admirers. However, as I said, I w ill tell her that you wish to le introduced." The followiiijF tiipht when he ought to have la-en in his place in the i..... ,c, listening to the ministerial leader's statement, he was hovering near the stage door of the X. He had made up his mind to follow- his goddess home, and so find out her private address. Tereival hail a cab waiting for him at the corner. He noticed another cab drawn up opposite the stage dix.r. He strolled up and accosted the driver. "You're a lucky man to have such a charming fare," said Tereival care- j lessly. "Oo said I 'ad a charmin fare?" re torted the man, suspiciously. Then he added: "If that's your sort, you no feller, you may save yourself the trouble of doin the civil to me. For she's a thoroughly god young "in. man. 1 can tell ver. and won't stand no fol lowers f.M.lin' around - not she:' Tereival affected to laugh and strolled away. In a few minute. he saw the girl hurry out and get into her cab. Then he jumped into his own having instructed the driver to follow the other vehicle and keep it carefully in sight. When they had driven alxuit a mile his cab stop-. I. The M. T. got out. lie saw the young lady alighting fr.-m her cab alx.ut a hundred yards ahead. She turned and walked rapidly away. W ith a l-atiiiLr heart and trembling steps, hi- followed her. keeping an in terval of seveuty or eighty yards ln--tween t hi-iii. She had not alighted at her own door, but at the end of a street of pri vate houses, down which she was now walking. Tereival realized with a certain thrill of uneasiness that il was T htreet, the street ill which his own house w as sit ua ted Cut some lut:r worse was in store. The young hi.i y stopia-d. apM-ared to In- carefully scru tinizing the liumU-rs. then, afler some evident hesitation, she walked straight up to the d.N.r of Tereival's house and rang the lelL A minute later she was admitted. All at once the truth flashed Umiii the unhappy M. T. There could, of Course. In no doubt upon the subject. This young lady, annoyed and fright ened by his a-rsisteiit attentions, and seeing that silent disdain had no ef fect in stopping them, had taken the ready and effective method of report ing him to his wife: Tereival leaned against some iron railings, near which he stood and wiN-! his clammy forehead with hi han.lke rchic f. His dismay was al together li-voii l words. If he had In-cii on bad terms with his wife it love on either side had ceased U-tween them - if she had not K-eti rlVctlv lon.l and trusting toward him In ui.l have sLmhI the thing In-tter. Tut a--it was he felt like a man who had sud denly received a k hock-dow it blow. Ilis knees were trembling violently: a sense of sickness, of faint lu-ss. stoic over him; in the face of this fearful ex Jiosure his infatuation for the lancu-c seemed to die: for the first time he seemed to realize w hat an abject id;..; he iiad la-en. It was a long time la-fore he could make up his mind how to act. II. patrolled the street for more than hal. an hour la-fore he had decided and a bad half hour he found it. Then he t.aik a sudden resolution. Mt. would go in and make a clean breast of tin whole affair to his wife. That, aftel all. was the most honest, and, proba bly, the most prudent course. She might, or she might not la-lieve him; but he would tell her all the truth, express his sincere ia-hitt-iice, and throw himself upon her mercy. He nerved himself to the effort. He went in. He entered the drawing room. His wife was now alone, she looked up at him with a cold, altered expression, that made him wince. Tut he la-rsevcred. He spoke. Hetoldlicr all. She averted her face, and hear. y his confession to the end in ominous silence. "And so. Jim, my make-up, mv goldeii wig. and my wedding drajeries to say nothing of the shifting lights an.l the shadows thrown upon one, ha filed even your a-netration, eh. sir?" Jim was staring at his pretty wife, w ho had now risen and stood la-fori-him. smiling archly, in evident enjoy ment of Jiis obvious relief and astonish ment. "And you fell in love with my- make up. For that is what it comes to, iha-sii't it, .1 i in"." "T.y Jove:" he exclaimed with em phasis, "that explains it. It was your eyes that did it. little girl. They drevv me to the theater night after night t worship you. I could not resist thcit sH-ll. 1 could not explain it to myself. Yet I felt there was something half familiar in their magnetic influence upon me. To think I never guessed. Ty Jove: I was a duffer. I ought to have known that no such ot her eyes were to la- found in all Kngland:'' "Or in all America, either?" ques tioned the Tainbow dausciisc, playful ly. Jim's explanation was. uncon sciously, the most diplomatic that he could ha vc ih-v ised. Those incompara ble eyes la-ame.1 upon hi in with tender nessand loving humor. "Hut, I say," asked Jim. an idea striking him, "these social functions which you have la-en attending so as siduously for the past few months have they la-en simple blinds to dupe your unsuspicious husband eh. Jen nie?" "Xot at all, sir. I went to them all. Tut as my 'turn' at the theater lasted only ten minutes or so, I was able to go there as well. T.esi.les," she added. with the slightest tinge of playful re proach in her tone, "you have nt la-en at home enough lately to miss me very much, have you, Jim?" "Ty Jove'." he cried. "Til turnover & new- leaf in that respect to-night." He went up. placed his arm round his wife, and kissed her fondly. She leaned her head upon his shoulder and held up a pink slip of paia-r to his eyes. "There: I tear old J ini!" she exclaimed. "Mr. Y has paid me--w hat do you think? Fifty pounds a week. That is a check for ten weeks' salary. At this rate your Uainlx.w o.aldess w ill siam dance you clear out of debt won't she, Jim?" And she sm did. London Truth. EPIGRAMS OF LINCOLN. Wk cannot escape history. Lkt none falter who thinks he is right. Comk what will, I will keep my faith with friend and f a'. Al.i. that I am, all that I hope to be 1 owe to my angel mother. Til kuk is no grievance that is a lit object of redress by mob law. Tins country, with its institutions, belongs to the people w ho inhabit it. 1 Ai TiioKi.F. no bargains for the presi dency, and will la- bound by none. FoK thirty years I have been a tem perance man, and 1 am too old to change. Xo man is gixnl enough to govern an other without that other's cou.-euL A BOTTOMLESS PIT. Kmloratton of a l'eeullar t air r ortaimtioa in I riirr. Among the m.jst remarkable of na ture's wonders t he subterranean pit at Jean Nouvcau. near Yaui-luse. France, which reaelii s a ilept h of live hundred and fort v feet, while n.nih.-r.- more than twelve feet wide, has only recent ly la-en explored. The French "society of ."-la hs.logv o-avi- study i erected a derrick at the month of the pit which la-gills w ith a fl.tllli-I tittecll feet w i.le at t he top and narrows down t.itlinr feet al a depth of ala.llt twenty feet. From here down the crevice in the ria-k. for such it is, extends vertically, getting w i.l.-r as it extends decja-r. un til at a depth of a I -out four hundred and seventy-five feet it is twelve feet wide. At this ;a inl tin- shaft o'a-ns into a roomy cave in w hich just la-ticath the oa-ning of tin- vertical pit a thick layer of clay, containing remains of Im.iu-s. la.th human and annual, was found. The explorers found no evi dence that the place had ever la-en vis ited by man. but tradition has it that criminals w.-n- thrown into the "la.t toiuless pit ." as it was j .pularly cal led in t In- in-ighl m rl, a al. and t hi- remains in the cave just la-Heath the shaft tend to corrola.rati- this la-iicf. The descent made into the shaft was exceedingly ditlicilit; it established the fact that there must la-a further cave far la-low the one now kn-Vii. but the crevice t hrough which it is accessible is clanked up wit h debris and l.wl.lcrs so that it will la-a very difficult mailer to penetrate further into the cave than has la-.-ii .'ion.. The ileea-st point reached in t his crevice is five hundred and ninety-three feet underground. re at q u a ni il ic- i f water rush 1 hr. ngh the shaft at every time there is a storm, st il 1 no trace of water w as found in t he cave explored, which proves that some ot her subterranean exil must exist. USES FOR OLD RAILS. A l.n-al Amount of ltar!Ml- ire Fencing 1. Mh.1i- of 1 h-m. In speaking of the use of old rails re ceti'lv. says the Kailway Tev'n-wer. an o:licial of the Pennsylvania railroad staled the life of a rail oil the Telillsyl- vania lines west i al.ut eleven years and on the Tetihsv Ivania railr.ia.l only nine v ears. The difference is perhaps due to heavier tratlic on the Tetinsy 1 vania railroad. The friction .f con stantly passing trains wears on the rail until it must la- replaced by a new one. Tin- company pays twenty -four dollars a ton now twenty-two dollars and the rails used oil that line average eight y-ti ve ja inn. Is to the yard. When it has passed its useful stage the rail is r.-pla 1. The old raiis that are taken out from time to time are gathered up every month and sold to junk and scrap deal ers at twelve dollars a ton. It can read ily la- seen thai the company pays only tv clvc dollars f..r 1 he u-e f raiis per toll. The price received from the scrap man is a g.Mal figure, w h.-n it is known that t hi- rails, when soid. are of no use to the company. Kails thai are not much w oru are sold to fadorics along tin- road al eighteen doilars ja-rton. where they are used for sidings and an swer the pur-a.se .juitc as well as new rails. There are many Uses to which the old rail is put. A great amount of barb-w ire fencing is made of railroad iron and very often the raiis are Used as foiindat ions for ;arge buildings. There are not many a-..ple who know that the Masonic temple ill t hicago rests on a foimdal ion of steel rails, layer upon layer, six feet deep. A CANINE CURIOSITY. ' Koier," a Hit; New rouii.llanii Tramp IK of I'm -iii-.. There is a Newfoundland dog at Tut-in-Hay that is certainly a curiosity. His name is Kov-er and he is known at every house and hostelry on the island. Years ago he was named by Mr. Jav Ciaike. 1 hi- m :! 1 iotiaire baiiKcr and ow n.-r of iibra :tar. t he cliff-girt little island that nestles in the laooui of Tut -in-Hay. hardly yet separated from its parent mother by a narrow line of shoals. Mr. Cooke had no use for Kover and gave him away when he was quite young to a family on t he i-land of the name of T. a-lting. In t he course of time, says the HulTalo Commercial, the K.a-1-fing family moved away and T.. .ver. who had grown into tine prop, irt ions, was left alone without a master. Several times attempts were made to domicile the brute, but they were of no avail. He cither would not forget his old mas ter or else had determined to la- true to his name and lead a roving life. At any rate, for the past three or four years Kover has la-en the tramp dog of tin- island, without any home. Kvi-ry-b.aly likes him. and thure is not a child that d.a-s n..t have him a piece of meat or crust of bread. He makes the rounds from house to house, and always seeks the kitchen door first. He is round, fat and sleek, and lives on the fat of the land and is the common proa-rty of the island. tier Con unit runt. It is often hard tit determine hit from "g.aal wit" in the ease of children, and Some of their flashes of prec.a-it y scent Hot to la- unconscious- but rather the fragment of some remembered knowl edge. A tilth maid of five, who tia.l la-en listening quietly to the puzle-. ami conundrums of the older children, seemed at last t divine the mcth.al of their construction, and, after some thought, asked: "What could you get on a very high, steep mountain?" T he answers were ice. snow, r.aks, eagles' nests an.l the like, to all of which tin 1 it t le oln- H-rsistetlt 1 V s!i. a ik her head. W hen asked to tell the answer she tri umphantly cried: "Nothing:" "Hut why?" asked the others, in a breath. "T.ecause you couldn't get up tliere after it," was the demure reply. COMMERCIAL POINTERS. Cai.ifoksia evajmrated pears are ex ported. KxpoKTSof Irish wool were prohibited in ir.21. A Sanih sky ill.) gritcer sells eggs by the peck. KMii.ANtt imports ( ;,oo,tMO worth of potatoes every year. Sri. ih At k of zinc is used to render molasses pure amla-r color. Amkkicans used fr..ti'.'"..or.s pounds of oleomargarine last year. It is estimated that the annual Kales of Herman toys in Euglaud amount to i.-J.(HHI.lHHl. It is calculated that over lU.tHHl.tHK) Is annually spent in tobacco aud pipes in the United Kingdom. 3 1 I Si ir