A.lvertiningr Ifatcs. Tbe U-trtiid rel'aMe rlrralatton cf th "' bkia Kbemam rommrixii it to ih tvtrt'l ronmilf rti ti if at1verttin?r biwe lror will iBi-erlr.1 mi lh l(jticwil: If rIr: 1 inch. 8 'mM 1-60 1 1 nr h , 3 ncinl t. . . . --- I I ru ti , 6 ujon I . .. . - 1 inrh I Vir ...... 2.W s.t-o y .14 .1 i. iM 13 M fax mm 2 lorries'. mouths -Vg a lnche, 1 year S Inch, f month I ' ltx-be. 1 year 1" i mlotun. month 10. 10 i T riilumo.6 moD t b ..... - vo.w Column 1 year SA.00 1 column, 6 months J JS 1 column, 1 yer... Tft.wO Hurtnrft ttem. 6tt insertion, Kir. per Una ialt)UMil Insertions, fx. jhm- line AduxniF tmtor idu Lxe-utor Notice . .K M Auditor' IS..tice . .- - Si o.1 Mmiut Noiifff ? 00 jrolu1 km.? or pr.irectilnir' uy corr- tl.m or ?:--ie n.l r. niKUDi-mtl'tii Jrp;itii d u call attcntu n to ny mattrr ot limlirJ -r mil Tniusl tniercft muM l'i1 l"r f aclrrtifuictit. Bi k ct Joh I'rirtin ! all ainiH neatly and ieii..n5ij fifcu-.tl at tLe lot trlce. And d'jD ijui ir;tt It. Irn. .. ' ': I II:.-. I V t t-.ir.. ; !.u .utlll , ' j .-: .ire.l .. .-: :n- ! e It . i ' - Ji- I'l'-'.f .: .i : '. . : .-.-i- ti i r IT1- 1 1 . ? " i ?! ! JAS. C. HASSON, Editor and Proprietor. "HE IS A FREEMAN 'WHOM THE TRUTH MAKES FREE AND ALL ARE SLAVES BESIDE. SI.SO and postae Pr Var In advance. NUMBER 17. E BENS BURG, PA., FRIDAY, APRIL 26, IS5. iVf ST " i" ' it 5 . ! j ro-- ?7Z. VX fVf HAY-FEVER . V, AND V-4 ; 2 ! 7 f-i- ii v. Z f-w Ri: & v.. . 4 t- 1 J in m ' r ."wit !3 Honesty "fiiHG J 03 A CC0 J-;C r"4" p, and :y r-li feave.i fl.XJ. '- " s mo r s ""trbeiore. Piston - 1 i iv-k him t r., k-rif- v .V .11 .11 t'-tir ,,rA" '"'K rhtb r " ,' n v ' ! H -EL W soiling: off all our Winter Stock at The reason for this Startling Reduction is that must have room. Spring will soon he here ami than carry anything over we will sell at a sacri- A Ce inline Bargain for everybody. VOTICE .'1 F Mill OF OUMt M'MIMCFS. ::.. 7li; s.tHI; t i if i- 1 i !; '.''li. ." ti; I '. . I N I ; 7 i: ( it hut pi ii-c. trim r ! it i . I". .rim-r it r, ; mi r ii it-.-. 5'i -I llif 1 j.: i "'.-".. :'..ih) -id.! i'tiimi I'lii'i-. It iriinT ji it . t'tti nifi' pi itc, litllillT I'I'ifC. .1.(1!) ll. (Ml 1 -!:( ! (l! r 11 (HI :;..".n . ii it(K: Yen Great Imm in ftces. "J.l it :!.(mi ; .Sll t l.,1l Jli.t - 7-1 ; i M t 1 ( 1 1 LADIIIS' COATS TO CLOSE GUT AT S3.50, CO AND $12.00. i . r. ! t !. i ) 1 i 1 i I'ii i i ' v lit .l! im y : : ii !!:..! 1 1 : 1 1 i I 1 1 i f . I I HI !t-l J.'U. V. I :iii ooi y Ciothin Next Coorto Eank, CARR0LLT0WN, PA. Ilk cure fo. Tut lu i 'I. a'U 5o Watien "Strcst NEW YORK. tiUb J()P: : PRINTING. t in: t i;ri:MAS Printing Office tl;t-e tt u-t 3T ' 'OB P -JMTIMG I'l-isi.pf I an J sati-facl'ti l;y t-Xi-rult-tl. We wa, iii-it ifn- mim ! r.oiioriirtie f..ii:p. tu n. WV ;!.n.,t a' ' t-l fn:-la wink anti want a ilVU!k! p-Iff fit! it. Wilt Fast Presses and New Type uv ait- (" i T'-'t ti :uiii fii: J -ti 1'' !ni'"i of ev. ry l st tip!)"" i" V" KINT LoYGStGasL Prices. Ni.Unnr put ttiH itrt matt-rial i- usert and ..in -.rH p-akt tor Hs.-if. Br-lit. paietl ! print on tt i' slu.rti-s. notifi- IVIKISS, l"li(.l'AMMI', ;. .,NKvS AMts I I'.II.I. Hk.U:. 1 MI.Y T TKM KN TS ESVKI.IH'KS. , i.Ki.s. liii'l'l.ui-. KllINi AND VlMTIN" AIIIS CHKCKS. NoTKS. Dkakts Ukckiits :ni Wokk, i . ktt k k and notk hkahs, and lloi ami I'ahty Invitations Ktc I WcMn rr:nt auythine from the smallest ru.'i nHtest Vi-itinij Card to the largest IVil-r on short not We and at thi iao?tt Ui-asonable Hates. Tho Cambria Fieemau KliK.VSniTlH;. l'ENN'A. -iv..nt -md Trattc-Mark .Ma:non. ann i t.nn:nif" rntifiirtcl fttr Moderate ! Our Office is Opposite U. S. Patent Othce. nl .-r ;ii . 'irr- .ati-it m l fK time than tlioce I s..i m-Hl.-l. 'truv n.ir -r jt-. "' d.rr!) i .i-.ii Wf :..ivi-.r. if .:il.-iitat.W r ii-t. fr.-B .r rh ir -o. Our f.-f n..t .In" till I i'; it itfruri--t : A P.imntlet. -ll..w t.t Ot.tain I'lf nt. Ht i nam.- ..f artiial rlienf- inymrState, coauty.o- . 1 tl !!.. t.tvi ii. m-uI frt-e. Allures C.A.SNOW&CO. OtposiU Patent umce. ih)ui - Kwr i 1 Ed Cj ICJ PROMTS I'rM'cson All W.Hil 1 1. nrit-tt:i. Iiiit-t. I juif::tt r tl!ii;h:ilii-. "If -': inn rfs. in :ill -nltii. ' l 'iMf t ":i.-Iiii:iTV. ill rulttrs. i'inc A'l W'ttol (.'lutli, in all rulors, l'iiif iinirlKiin. rim - t li: 'if:i-i :t i .mii-iim. - . , , I 1 1 ic r.U ;n Intt iiii.l l liMcarlicl Cftlt.n i iaiiiH-1, ) 1- nit- I .llif t ahfi . -1" ; full lint- t.C r.l:u:k.-1s. ... A full liiit ot' lli.rx' 1". ankfts. How Do You Like These Prices I'm- 1-liMtrOil ("It illi, 1 yar.l wiile, I im- l 'l-.riiil (.'lt.lli, U yaitls wi.le, I'iiu- r'liHir til fluth, "J yarils itl-, rim- Taltif Oil t'lmli, :Lssi.rt .!, $4.00, $5.00, $6.00 AND $7.00; FORMER PRICES, $5.00, i.i ( 'lilh. fn in -ICi-. ii i In 1 .l';1. (In- I st. lir.f I hits fi In .Co. tit l.,1t ttr tli- t l;a a lil.t lilu- tt '1 llllikf t lif C lu a t si :tlul J'.st , .11 r M.w. t' lli- itin- and Dry Goods House, SLANG WORDS AND HH RASES. Tlie Oriein tf t.(::,,.i,or,- fVoirrn t : llinl I'imi 'I lilii." "-Iii;i" is a witrtl wlittsi- iiu-aniii" is ii.iw known tt i-vi-rvt iiif ulit umli-r-st:iml tin- I'.iii'lish lan'iniLro. Altmit t'.if Ittiriiiniii ttf tin- t-iiit nry. says tlit llnsttiii IVist. a i-inista Itlc in lnirlalu! naiiifit .lithii I hui ln-f.inif t-t-lfltratfii as a tir-st-ilass i-ttili-ftur if lml an-i unit .-. Inn itJlurs wmilil fail ttt i-i ilK-it a lta-1 ,1.-1.1 . Dun v.miltl ! siir- t J4't-t it nt i.f tli.- il.-litor. It simii pass-il inlit a nrrciit pliraso tliat x lu-n a pi-i-sni nv.i'il iiiiuit-y anil iliil md pay vln-n iiski-il. In- wmilil havt- t Ik- " 1 limiH il il. iii-fil stum U'tuiuo i-i iimiit n in siifli i-:!t-s t. say: "Ymi will have to iluii Sii-aml-sii if yi'U wisli to rnlli-ft juiir im iiit-y." niil tin- iiitmiiiatioii of Franklin I'ifffi- for tin- pi-i'sitlt-m-y tin- word " hi t sii li-r" WHS IllllillOW i.. 'I I If folll mil t t-f t m -r-tlt-nt ials -a im- t o maki" its t.-pitrt and foul.l not jvt into tin- liall ln'iinw nf tin- ,-ritWtl of pt-itplt- who wi-rf not itif.-n'ii-rs of t lit--t hi vt-nl it m. Tin-chairman of t In--oiivt-it ion a-skfl if tin- i-itiniaittt-t wa -. ready to report, and t he chairman of t he commit tec a n swered: "Vi- M r. 'hatrman. 1-ut the commit tee is iiiiahle to jrft insitlc on a- nut ff the ci-nwd and presnr-of t!ie utiti !i-r.."" The nt,ii;i;ir' reMirt ei s : ' :.t tin- w . iv. I ami t: -! it "" Y. .ii :. ic a dais'. ."" is used oy I if !.eiis in - I i:s "i.i t .. pc;-;;. id" in tli.- mi. -:;! !i-:r a pt-r-oii :: tlai in tin- . .;-.r.-s- aiiiftratioli ainl :tt the ::si:i I ' ; . I.i : h a t hi erei ! ti 1 i y. S ; . r :' . :;. . ;.. . ..-I ii !.;.:. !-:i -Id: "I ':;V' i. i i i . -. . y ..i a re --t i:n. - -lit if t !i .. i '.l. I. 't 1 it- call "ii 1 1 iv i!::is . a . ! '. . so r. I ; t-siiiicr i-t lind oiif iii 1'?f . rrri.' i :s so iimo.-ciii a'ld hms .i -.;!td My d.'.ir 'ot.pc;-,ii Id. (;, i'ai i f III'- licld are noi fresher thai 'llfi tiiin" was .'ivcii -iri'ciif" .ie:ii ler II St cplit'lis. tf t if .r,'i i . t nit .-d States co.itrre i.i I . S inn aie.'iiiters hatl made a reply to Mr. Stephens, and the latter had his chair w heeled out ill the aisle, and said in that shrill, piping voice which al ways commanded silence: ".Mr. Speaker, t he L'ent h-man's argument s are gratu itous assert ions made up of w hole clot h ami elolh. sir. so jfau.y and thin that it will not hold water. It is entirely too thin, sir I m- r thr --nntt. Mr.lohn Mactloiialtl, the first prime in'.:iister of Canada, was fond of relat ing this story to illustrate the need of an upper house. 'Of w hat use is tin- senate? ' asked Jefferson, as he stood In-fore the tire with a cup of tea in his hand, pouring the tea into the saucer. "You have answered your own ques tion." replied Washington. "What do you mean-.'" "Whv ditl you pour tea into the i saucer'.'' "To cool it." Kveii so." said Washington, "the senate is the saucer into which we pour legislation to cool." Y outh's I'om pan'.on. Not to Ite T:ik-n Too Srrlout.Iy. ne of the curious outcomes of Mark Twain's assertion that there are only thirtv-t hree jokes in existenci- is tin fact that he is constantly receivmsf letters from men ami women who de sire to refute his statement by sending l.ini an entirely new and uriifinal joke. Taking Mark Twain too seriously is of itself a joke. LESS THAN Dry Cjrol. :m fi-iit-. .1 i-rlll-i. , Wind i Uc. t nlli Wt rt 1 1 Willi 1 1 Will i 1 1 Willi 1 1 Wtil'tll Witllll to $4 a ;. (c. Si-. lm-. Sf. ItK-. Si-, pair. ."."., " H-.. cn Potters' Oil Cloth? 1'-"m-. kt yaitl. IWtt: pt-r yanl. .Vm-. p-r yaitl. "(i:. j-r yanl. A PEASANT MATCHMAKER. K:r niiic.l ;ili Siiii-iii-1 hv, 1 livn l.avo ilim the W ruin; i.rl. SjH-akiuir tf licrmau weddings, a writer savs: Asa rule sons aim iaiitru- tcrs ltorn and bred in slavish obedience iio not even murmur. .iiiiusin- inci dents do occur, and that quite often, tine of t lies,- was comical eiioiiirh to Neeiii worth reiH-atiny. A iK-as;iiit with four daiiLrl.tei-s. all of them de ci. teiily unat tract ive in It k tks. tlisposeti .f his sec -md and least homely one at the marriage last year. When tli. Vt'illlur fellow, however, came to the tld man s house, tin- sly old fox led out his tirstltorn. tive years older t hail the iri-ooin and eiioiiffh to frighten anyone away. Ther-uon a stormy interview, a lengthy tiisciission, and at last after a tleal of ha;irliut- an atrr,-emeiit was reached, simply by iuereasin the ma ture old ni iiilen's dow ry by a thousand marks (.rJ.lni. Ami I saw this couple at the fair cooini like turtle doves and happy as can Ik-. Odd. isn't it'.' Yet that is the rule with these marriages eoin-liitlcd in such ultra prosaic fash ion. Nearly all of thciu turn out well. 1 am credibly informed. Y oil see these K-asants from around Tel tow are much like those Xola so jrr ahically paints in his novel. "I.a Tern-" - with souls that have no room for anything In-side tie thirst for more land and more jrold. ir. to put it in a more complimentary way. they're not tjuile so finical as we city-bred people are. N. Y. Ailver ti.se r. (litii-ne litntlitrlii. Chinese mandarins of the second class wear a button of coral red, sur-n-stcl by a cock's comb, since the cock is the bird that adorns their breast. The third class an- frorjeous, with a mltc on which a iteacock is emblaz oned, while from the center of the red frin-re of silk umii the hat rises a sap phire button. The button of the fourth class is an opaque dark purple stone, and the bird depicted on the robe is the M-liea:i. A silver pheasant on tin robe and a clear crystal button no tin hat are the rank of the. fifth class. The sixth class are entitled to w ear an embroidered stork and a jade stoiie button; the seventh a partridje aml an embossed eold button. In the eirlitli the part ridfjv is reduced to a quail, and the tfold but ton becomes plain, w hile the ninth-class mandarin has to be content with a sparrow for his emblem, and with silver for his button. PERSONAL TALK. Miss Kn.v O'Connki.i., in religion Mother Mary Ilenina. the -raiiddauirh-t-Tof 1 laniel O'Coiinell. died lately in tju- I'rsuline convent at Waterforil. )U. IlA V.. Hu'HAKIisox, of Philadel phia, is one of the most successful women physicians of the country, her income ix-iu estimated at ?lo.0(M a year. Ki:v. Kuwakd Davis, of Oakland. al., is said to Ik- an actor preacher, a word painter, a patron of the wait., a sponsor for "bean " poker, and the most I- tpular preacher in the city. TliK Misses Swanii are three Louis ville firls who have made a sueeuss as desitrners and carvers of choice furni ture. They pre) la re work only on or ders, ami seek only the best tra.le. No duplications are jM-rinitted. The de signs, the construction, the carving', are all done by the three sisters. THE I 'LISTS i)V INDIA. I Insects That Render tho Livea of Europeans Miserable. Hotlrntu That llrtiwtut I Mn Onr'a Hair autl ICeptllea That Am Nimieroiia and Soclitlde An l'ntlt-niralj J'lHce tt Live. "Alontr with the intense heat." says a returned Kast India travcl-r to a New York Sun man, "there jro many varieties of noxious insects. The mosquitoes swarm the y-:ir round. 1'very lu-tl is covered with a tent of imtsqiiiti . net t i ii o-. and it is the business of ymir Imiv, after having made the bed in the morn ing', to scare out all liiifcrin;f mo-..ui-ttH-s and then tlraw the rau.e curtains close and tuck them under the mat tress. On ffty'iins tt lied you make a lit tle hole in tin tent. fS' l in quickly ami tlraw it tivrht ajrain. House liicsarea constant nuisance, and there are threat llyinr 'tf k roaches, two in. hes ' Imi:'. which sometimes bite, ami at et rtaii: seasons leavi- tln-ir .rr-at w ini's lvinr alMtut the house. They , -at one's patent leather shoes. Flying ants, jrcat black creatures, conn- in swarms and al-. leave t heir w injrs over everyt !iitif.r. The cent iM-de. an inch ami a half aii-1 more venomous than that of ihis i n- try, trets into the house and often crawls upon the sleeM-r. So 1 . -t i as one keeps still there is no dan-.rer. but the creature, if one moves, is lik.lv to ditf his claws into the tlesh and make an iinptcasaiit sore. Scorpions at t. tu n-1. They coine out of old Woodwork, ami you lind them ill luniks that have l.ui' lain unused. Their bite is poisonous, ami soiiictimes fatal. "Alon- with the insects come the serH-nts. The cobra is tin- nios; da:i-e-erttus. It seldom comes int.i tin houses for some reason. thoiirii my small sister slept upon a pile of mats unilt-r which a sleeping cohra. wa.- aft erward found. The cobra, however, comes into the compound and often bites the natives. Kuropcaiis are sel dom bitten by the cobra or other snakes, because the Kuropean j'oes about in boots that jrive the serpt-nt not ice i if his coining'-, and also pci-ii:u jiroteet him from the bite. Asa m.-'t: of fact :-erK-M-coiiHiit mly met in India do not voluntarily e;o after l::m::n prt-y. but are prolta bly more afraid of man than man of them. A harcf. i.ii,-d native, treading' noiselessly, jrives tl.. serpent no notice of his approa: h am! may unconsciously step upon hiia. and t hen t he -rt at lire bites in s-lf-le' n-e. I knew a native e-artlener to Im- bitten by a cobra. lie tilled himself with whisky ami walked to keep himself awake. An Fiiirlishmaii w In mi 1 kiiew was bitten by a cobra, and his friends promptly applied the same remedies. They walked him all liirht against ht drowsy protests ami his earnest in-ayer that he lie permitted to sleep. Mi- lift was saved, but he never really reco -cred from the shock, thoiiirh he lived many years after. Tho brae-let snake is a familiar ami venomous lit t le w re I .Ii that takes pleasure i:i coiiintr up in one's I h iot durinir the nirht or in jret tin into the holes of imi-'s pirnii':i!. tine soon learns to shake tine's b.M.is ln-fore putting them on. Thcnativts have a curious aversion to kiHiiiL' snakes, ami they have a siijn'i-st ition. shared by some l-"uron'ans, that if a cobra be slain its mate will come to avenge the act. Of course, t here is no foundation for it. save jh rhaps that widowed cobra coaies in sear, ii of h. r mate ami incidentally meets the slaver. " bats abound in India ami tcl into houses ami swarm a'niar.l a ship. One (fr-at Indian rat, the ba in ii. wiiii a snout like a pijf, vi.sitsoiio's bed at nitrlr and chews the ends of one's ha'1-. 1 knew a red-headed fellow on bo;id ship who used to e-rease his hair W'i-i oil or bear's crease. He was vi-.it. d on.- nijrht by a bandicoot, ami came upo; deck next morning with the inl.h-si evi dence of the bandicoot's barbei-iu;-. The inuskrat swarms in India, trc: - ir.it t he In Hi-n-s as all sorts of wil l cr.-a . ii: 's tlo. since the lt mrs are mt r. iy ua. ;..-e.l openings. His smell is somet hin r t re- neliiloiis. ami when he merely the cork of a soda water Imtt s - f he seems to se-lit the nlil-lits. "The bite of an insect, even though .lifht. or a small sore of any kind that would soon lu-al in a tenen-rate . !i mate. may han on f.ir days or v.ecl.:. in the heat of India, and a sli"-':t ill ness jrreat Iy w,-r kens one. Kuropean -luckily schloiii take t he nat ive V . uinl. thoiiL'h cholera is constant iy pr ent in India, it is only in cases of p c.iliarly widespread epidemi -s that i reaches the l'uroH'an populat i.in. Th 't is iu yellow f-v-r then-, but si::ail;s -. ravages the natives. It is ap.;::-.'.i" to see how many natives are po '. marked. The natives have suial' f.i'tl: in KiirojM-an dtn-tors. but they :. .-..;'.'. take the KuroK'an eholeia inixture. i course m KnrojM-an submits l.iai -. If t a native iloetor. Abscess of tiie liver is the trroat terror if the l'ur.i:t a:i. though the land breze comes I.i h-ii with all sorts f horrible possi'.iiii if:.. 'The chane-e of t limate as t.in- jrot'.s fA'om the coast into the mou-ila'iis i.. li'-:c maiic. n tin- journey up fsom l'ombay tt Materan one start, with R 1M oeketfu! of I ntlian cigars, t ri.-lru-ti Mi ll, cheap loiin- rolls of tobacco i-. i.n a straw throiifrh them that they may draw. This is because they an- ex tremely wet, but when one rea. hes Materan he finds his trichhiiopolis as dry as a punk. The thin atmosphere of the hciprhts has sucked them dry of all their moisture." IN PUBLIC LIFE. CKiiltltK W. M( T'tUIPK, who succeeds Senator Dolph. is 41 years of arc. a native of Oren-on, a man of "vnial and attractive iiianners, and of unques tioned ability. Kx-tioy. UrssKI.I. is one of the busiest lawyers in Massachusetts. He iitrurcs very little in public dinners or c-nt.r. inrs of any sort nowadays, but devotes himself strictly to business. N'okman A. Moki.v. of Missouri, is the younprst member of the new house of representatives. He was born on a faiNii in lsi'iii. and worked as a farm hand until lss7, when he had educated himself sufficiently toteach school uinl study law. Ilnx. Mks. Clara CitKsstiii am. one ttf the three feminine statesmen in t he Colorado legislature, has introduced a bill in the lower house of that lnnly to create a stat- lmard of arbitration ami mediation for tin? purpose of settlin"; labor troubles. PERIL OF THE NORTH SEA. i Full f Alli-fy lit the N;, Iculor mil I'm-iimiiiii.ft l l.t---itt;4-r. The passage cf 1 he -Nort h si a. or ( ler maii o.-ean -for it is cqua'.'v we'i known by boih titles is iq m ti i with dread by the n:i viiratm v ho have to brave its dangers, s.is the boston Transcript. The sailors of the North iermaii I.lt vtl call it the Sea of Murder, in al lusion ttt ihe marine disas-,-s. with w hit h it s history hri-t Its. The a p' a in of t he liner v. hose des'. iuat i' m is l.ivt r p.H.l feel- that t!:' n-ri!sol' aire are pra.-t i.-ai !y o,-r when h reaches Juei-i i st, .w n. 'I hce . .mm.. :..let s of t h- sister siiips of the Kilt-, on the other hand, realize that 1!.e m. ; daiiL't roils part of their journey is et 1 1 1 t oine. f. H-a In a d of t he in is ih.- nar row and crowded 1 "iitri isii channel and t he t-i i ua 1 !y t-i-ow tl.-d and t tin ; .est no;i -North sea. These iinruiy waters are open t.t tin- tierce swetpof tin- wind that is so dreaded u: Ktii-ipe. taa! whi.-h is from the norl ! n-a-? . Onl; tlntst- wh have cvp'-rii-in-i 1 th.-s.-aia rrt iw-i-hi ' 1 i iiLr. pin - is nioiiia-brt'ci ! i n ' ' lasts ca n rea 1 ie 1 In ir a uy.-r and their over. The til f st rea ni. v. iiit-h siirt.'1' ' i p t he e'.ia n ml and arteuni he iiorlh ( rn eii.l of t he Ilri; ish Ish s. meets th -i.-y eiirrt-nt- from the arctic regions. Storms, varied by dense f . re-ult 'fri tm t his eouil.inat ion. The t a-t f,.at of l"n'!a!id fi.nus a thadly lee shore for t he shippisie- caui; ht in the pre va i i i n;r winds. In atltli'.iou to these natural (laii'ers. t he North sea i in.nl and i-t-t-r. tsed b- tl. ieiis of s eaiat-r ' "hi lies. ' It is also t he se tit of the jrrcat herrniu'' i'l-h, ries, with their thousands of smtteks and s-hooners that. iyi:t'rr at am-iior hei'e. t here and every w ht-re. ar. are by no means the least of t!e- tlan-e-ers which menace the uti yi ra i or. Here, tt n i. 1 he re are hu in! reds of S.-i it c'i a I i.i 1 '.iiLr;i-h eoa - t iier era f" . hii ii s' a n 1 well to ea to a oi 1 l hf i la u-j-f rs of si nn-e lines. And. la -t ly. the mouth of the '1 hames spreads f u n iiel-1 ii:e into tin North sea. addinir to the total pt-riis wit h its tleets of incoming' and oiit'oiiiir Vessels. SONGS THEY SING. How I lie lira- uti.l i Kalvtlitl Make Their !a-ic. Man v insect s make a noise of some sort, at least most of t hem do. Ami as this noise is of ditVerent kind ui ditTer ent animals, sit it is pi-mlm-cd in ditVer ent w:iys. Sear.-ely any two insects make t heir music in t he same manner. There is the little katydid. You all know the katydid, of course. It is in color a lij h'i e-rceii; its w in-s are tiu.y and beautiful, .lust w here t in- w intr of the katydid joins the b.xiy there is a thick riiiu-c. and another ridj.'e eorrt sjt. .utlinr lo it on Ihe wiiiL'. On t hes. ridges i- stret. iu-.l a t" in but stroier sliu. w hi h makes a sort of drumhead. It i-t In- riibbii! tori-t in-r of these two rithres or d ru m Heads which makes th--ttiieer noise w .- hear from t In- ka ' . . ! 1. 1 It is loud ami tlistiin t. but imi very 1 ni-.ii-al. till-1 I In- next t ime we he i r I he soninl "Katy i i . 1 ! Katy didi-. t:'" y.ni may know t his katydid is rubbii-n; th. rit! fes tf her ldv ln;'rt h-r a ml tier h.ips en joyinir doimr it. The i.io:a.-nt it is tlark she and till her friends b.- j-iu. l'erhaps s-me of them rest s. unci i.-nes. but if they do there are plenty more to take up the music. Then there is the ln-e. The bee's hum comes from under its wiiiir-. too. but is produced iii a different way. It i- th air drawing in a ml out of t In- a ir t u Ins ill the bees quick lliu'ht which makes the hunimiiiLr- The taster a bee tiies tin utler he limns. Da r1 i p ba k a ud fortii. he hums bus-l .-. beeaiis,- he can't belli it. until presently ho lights on a lb iwor t ir even a fence, ami ail at he is st ill airain. LEARNING BY SIGHT. Mtnlclct- frttfll The !Mrvelt(is ttrk a iciimry. Dantou. the celebrated had a wonderful power fr-mi memory. Alter one carn tit ui-tst. ot 111. delilliT h hilt h t 'Ii at ills .subject. lit' CoUli ami ma kc a bust tpiit t st :-.l ian -e. -1 tn lli- st Utlio H-nect ill its n- I 'lie tl.-y a i sa. illli that Ins lo ill.-, a tni t ha iiiiir man catiie to hitn. sister was iii ami about I. although the famiiv wi.-hed l:cr bll--l Ultnleled. th-cV tl.llf.l not excite her by mt u' ioniiij- il. Would he lllldel-takt to -ep:-tnlllce her leal 11 res a f ler rin-j- I.-. r once . I la 1 1 . til ;iL'i-rol. and next May the brother inf tt-mt-tl his sistir that he intended to pi ese::t her with some jewels, ami that a yoiinn n:.:ti won It I briuir some specimens for ln r a ppi' iva 1 . Dantou I. i-ou t.' ht in the jewels, ami. tt-oiii; In me. I in n it let: a bust ( -f st i i kin if It-sfiublaln-e. Next y ca r a 11 oh I nelit le mai.. tin- failn-r of t he younir w oiua n. came to order a bus' of the brother, who alsc. had died. This, t.m. was ;i ma rveh his success. The result t-f such pi a n ni iil'. how ever. was pot always as std ishn tory to hi. patrons as in These cases. , j.f.-1'.t It-man whocollltl not n-i-suaile his v. ife to sit a-d.ed 1 'a .!ti n t o e.iier a certain omni bus one day. and fix in his memory the feat Hi t s of ( in- lady opposite him. 1 le did so. mt nlclctl a bcautif'.'.l bust, ami sent it home. It proed. However, tolf. not Ihe mistress, but the maid, w ho had also taken t he trip in the om nibus. On.arr iiiic ir:iiit- hy Mre. At I la He'll h tre. in southern India, praiiite slabs as larjje as sixty by forty feet and a half foot thick are quarried by nutans of wood tires. A narrow line o: lire, about .seven feet hue. math- of ilrv loirs of liuhl wmni. is e-radualiy lcae-thciictl ami moved forward over an even surface of solid rock. It is h ft in jmsitioii till strokes with a ham mer show that the rock in front of tin lire has become detached from the main mass beneath; the burnintj wood is t In n pushed on a few inches. The rock keeps splitting about live inches below the surface. It takes about eiirht hours ami one thousand live hun dred weight of wood to st t free a slab mcasurinn; seven hundred and forty square feet. Afterward the plate is easily cut with blunt chisels into st rips two and one-half feet wide. Snow In Trotieul A f ric. When Stanley in lsss crossed thedark continent in search of Kuiiu. the na tives reported t he moll lit a in llowenzor" as covered with white metal. When tlu'V reached theelcrital snow they rev eled in the novel phenomenon, but would not .ro further when they found the snow would melt. for they thoi'jrht the mountain ln-witched. SOME nZr.'..H'.ACLE PZTS. V rir.l ;rtin lit I lie : t" i.-ity tf lttm Ani 11 IX I s I. .1.1 Ol lit.- N.-w -p:4fs. Ae-o.nl thine- maybe earrietl to ex cess, and t-m tarm-st and persistent a dwelliiiir on the iaijn irt aiice of t he mi in ir ir! lies somet lines has an -iVeet contrary to that intended. A little jrir! w ho is uniformly kind to animals, and who ha.- been k now n to make 1 he tour of an extensive nci'hln trh- nl. much ovei-b i.idetl w it ii an armful of sacred and elawimr st ray cat . w hieh she . 1 1 -1 i i i . -. 1 to relinquish until she could do so in the assurance that her burden had found a eo.nl home, was heard to ex claim t he ot her day with indignant em phasis: "I'm so tired of 'our dumb annuals ami satracioits pets" and "the friends of man.' that 1 ln-licve 1 shad puil the ea.t's tail as smm as I irt-t home and tie a tin can to the puppy's!" Sin- did neither, h.ivinir su tth'eiit l.y relieved her feelings in Ihe i.i;lltiir-t. but it is not hard to sympai hi.- w it h her. Our jn-ts are doubtless o'ten sa r.ifioiis and oft.-ii int r.-s-inv. but f.tra ( ha n n-e. sti vs a writer in Mnilti's Com panion, one would like oeea-it ma i ly to In-ar of a liohh- N ev tl ti: mi!:i lid that was ltorn itlioti'- or a fc eble-m: n-hsl kitten that did not know cream from soaiisiit's. The i rrepress- i.!e - f i! n n y 1 1 i.i :i" of t he new spa pi rs. how t er. is not yet weary of animal s-i-.-tn-ity. n t he t-oi.t i-i ry. In- has re. -cn: iv. furnished s-tine strikiiiLf ( xamph-s v.hif'i weirive tn-ltev. mere ly sij;'i'. st inn- t hat if the readt r d.n-s not eiij-iy caricatures he hail bcUcr pass t he 111 by. Not lonir iilto. he tells us. a e-entle-maii in In tia owned :i tame spake of a harmless kind, of which be was very fond ami which returned his affection. hi one o -.-.isioi!. at the approach of a daic-crou:. t ri i.-al t n. !e rst t nil. t he in! t-1 i i j,-nT rept i'e overheard its master exprc- 1 1 1 ; r h's f.-ais. and proved in stall t iy c p::i 1 to 1 he emergency. Wri1 ;ri i u s sw i n ly to the In-art h. it ran up t he chimney ami st 1 t-n its heat) at the top. with it s t a peril. if tail elevated toward the cloii.ls. The liLr,'t iiiiiir rod tints improvis. tl answered the purpose pt itet-i I . ami tin- peril w as a verted. A ja'.n. a ct-ii'. It-m.iii in New York was the promt pos-ess. .r of a b.-.-i ut if i 1 and amiable tor oi-e sln ll cat. in-'abN-alike for f. line soun.'- ami sound ft iilie set i sc. Ollf t . 1 11 1 n st Hill's Ili'llt her owner, ret ii in imr late and weary, eo, iid in it find a bootjack and was un able to !-et off his hca v. wet b.mts. 1-u- - Ulntcist , I he situation imme diately, and runniii-jf li'ht ly dow nstairs slipped t nit of d. n irs. and mount iii;.' t he clothes drier t'iii:"i'il In-r very ln--t Inc.-. 1 ioinl. hniir draw n. mela tn ho'.y and in -1 . in. At oi. e a show t r of U n .t-ia.-l :s ra ! tie-1 ti. .a ii t :-om 1 in- w i ri. low s of irate in i ii I oi-s. ai d she had but to se lf. -t the most -nitahl .- ami carry it iii 1 n-r In- 'i. t h t i ! .cf i 1 r s feel . Sin now wear- a si i t r . i..I la r in comiiicm- .in . i-.ri ..f her sara--ity. The thir.l pet. the funny man de-claij-s. Inioi.L'.-d in 1 .t .ml--n. Ib- was a pt;-f iloif. who. 1-ee. iiniit s ae. it leu ia i ly .sepiHateii frttm his master and lo.-in-" his way in the irreat iin.ti-njn.li-. en tered a t a b w h ieh he i .bservetl st a in li n;r by tin- curbstone, and refused to leave it until driven to the address on his collar! AMERICAN FOOD AND COOKING. Stiint- IteiteirkitltU- SI ill emeu I - in H Kecent I r iich ICi t it-, ; t !-.irtn- IItiI liv I in-K The iy-noit: nee of French w ritcrs who treat of mat iers relat i:'e.r to t In- I iiio-tl Siatcs is t-eiii rally very mm h in evi dence. One of them ina recent i tit of the I'eVUe Scie lit I iii tle. ,'. lit i n' U "HI the sui.ject of our edible turtles anil im i-ieiit a i ly of c.nikerv in t his count ry. makes I he stat emeu t that irreeii t 'i rt lis are taken ill ihe lleiuhbot innni of Nt'W York from there to I lorida. lb- also asserts that it is only iii ailments oi aquatic ot-i;fi;i tiiai o'.tr f. 1 products are Ml t l i. a- to those of I!ufon-. that our ti -ln - are a 1 nitn in n t a ml trcn.-rtil ly l'i1. but thai mir culinary treatment of tht in i- inferior. As regards our t.iieats. ntiilry aii-1 ame. the i rein h ii. all tiisniis-es t ln-in as lit t le worthy of attention. if ihe first two it may In conceded, says the New York Sun. that the average q tality is not so htu as in Fraii -e. Misestimate of our :rat:n- is probabl y based upon 1 he eon iit ioli ill which it rca-hes I i-arojn-a u markets, where it is so'd i:i lar tpiatit ii it s in the close Ii d a fair of our a HI ben Thi- . s; in-.at e is . inasfiiicl w i i i 1 1 e-e s almost all abroad has. ;reioll- to shiplneiit. luill held for IlltiT't hs ill t old stol aTe W ;il( II-Ulses. In its deterioration In-'h in quality and llavor. As regards our nativ.- ctn.kery. the i rcii h writer a- t its thai there is not mu. !i in it to tempt a Kai'on-au pa rl a i. la i ly . and es n-. ia 1 ly ;i I n in h laali. lhtU-this may be t rue eoiiccrn inir the ( ai lit '-y at la r'-e. a n except ioli must be made in favor of the native etmkery of Marviainl andea t.in ir e;'iiii:i tintl that of thecreole n . j u; i a t i. n of l.ouisiana. which, within its con i;iss. i.secoiiti to in me. The fact musi init be lost siirht of that ill t he last decade curinary skill with lis has made Treat atlvaiices. the results of which would not In-apparent to a mi i n-rticial foi-eie-n observer. A case in jmiiit iilus-trativ.-of our progress in this direction is otr. red in the aiiuieiitary depart incut of our exchaiiires for woman's work. Within the restrictions which it im poses, the edibles there on sale, tin work of ;i it ive fern ini ne bread w iiiners. are prompt Iy lnuurht hy discriminating purchasers, so far are they siijn-rior to forcie-n preparations of a similar character. WORDS FROM GREAT MINDS. Kl.ooi K.xi'K is vehement simplicity. Cecil. Al.i.Kltitv is the metaphysics of arilh lin t i-. St.-rnc. Coop ot-tier is tin- foiimlat ion of al JT-tnnl thing's.- P.urke. Wiia i s ('(tiie timl past help should In Kist e;ri. f. hakesteare. Oi-i'os i iox iiifiatiies the enthusiast never converts him. Schiller. I.KT I rance have '-Hnl mothers am she will have fTmnl sons. Napoleon. Oxi v :n t it tiis n-ivc life st rcne-1 h; only moderation (jives it a charm. Kit-liter N ATI in: is tmi t bin a screen: t he yh -ry of the One breaks in everywhere. Km erst m. Passion, in its first violence, con trols interest, as the eddy for awhile runs aeaitist the stream. Johnson. Mopl.-1'Y is p-onirtiolu-(l to thcin-ca-sioiis of life, and strongest in youth when imssion is so too. Jeremy Collier. A EUP.CLAR'S CONFESSION. Womeu ami Itocn llctiln-r Ilim Miirrllian -Vi r ii W lit. In t sli.Mtt - A man sii'iiin; lsis name "11. Ilan dolph llie;irins.tii. of 1 lost. in." w ho atl mits that he has ln-eii eommitt insf bur glaries in Atchison of late, semis the follow in;r card of t ha nks 1. 1 t his office, sjivs the At i I lis. m iloln-: "Although my rt-ceipts in Atchison j have ln-eii coiiiitaratively small. I wouel not have the citlciis think me u 1 1 irra t e ful.and hereby extend t hanks for what little I take away from the town. My stay in your city has been pleasant, ami I have In-t n treated with such courte-v by the ln-st n-oph-that I may return at another time. I have enjoyed veiy" mt.n-h the vi-tt -, to s. .me .f your homes, and my only reri t is that I did not have my w ife ah tiir to en j iy the fun. I re L' ret to notice that Jim atelier values the watch Itmik from bi- resi lience at fifty dollars. If he really paid this amount for the watch he was rohln-tl ami otiirht to crack tlow n on tin th aler who sold it to him. I tried to jkiwii the watch in St. S.n-. but was ml y offered two dollars and seventy live cents for it. "It is a shame fttr a p-mnl citizen t In- rob I ed in this maimer. I was talk 11115 to a ni!icemaiia few days ai'o who informed mo that the ladiosof At-.-his.iii do not lirii. Il.mrr- niul pie and cake to prisoiu-rs in the coc.ntv jail. Ac-cortline-ly I L'avi- ti.i- oilieers no ..pj-.r-tunity ti arrest ami keep me in the county jail for a time on suspicion. I don't know whether I ouirht to five away professji mal secrets or Imt, but will say that the irleamimr dai.'L'er some claim to have seen nn- brandish inir was really an icicle. Duriuj- tin twenty years I have ln-eii in the busi ness I have never injured a human beinir. I have too tmit-h resjn-ct for t tie tcai-hhiLTs of the Dibit- to.d.t such a tiling. I never have any t rouble from the men. not w it hstaii.lii.iT their talk of sin mt ill"; me full of holes. The ot !y trouble I ever have is from s.-rea ml air women and barkins do;, s. ll.-'.iri- rls iie.f I. must say that the peopie shoe not eciisure me tmi severely. T hey must remember that all the (.'.n-ls 1 take are second-handed." CALIFCl.tdAN GOSSIP. A HllnTllUt ff 1 'resident I It tie. of 11a- wan. a Iru.t e-r.twer ai i.ncrsi.ie. Cal. Ca I.tl'ol.M a s trade w ith lands of the South Pacific the far is is steadily "rn tw ner. Till- allfornians are almost solidly in favor of tin- a nm-xat it -n of Hawaii. San Fr; nciseo's trade with Hawaii is very larire. Tut' California h-'.'islat tire has passed a bill rt-.i-ntat ine- the lmurs of laimr in the hiLTi'imr camjts. and otherwis.- ir.i tcel'mT the lulntrt-rs. I.os Axt.llls claims to have recov ered from the iii effects follow inn- the ( ! lapse i if the ercilt Inmlll there. Ulld is now i.thw in steadily. Mot N I' W ill I N KY. in California, is In liev.-d to In- the highest lllolllltaill in tha Fiiitcd States outside of Alaska. Its heiirht isatntut H.'.'tM fee; . (tnl.ii liiitii ii-r has bad a irrcat revival in California, the product last year hav-iii- risen to frj.inMi.tmii. Money has come recent ly frntu Kuropefor invest ment in California t-old mines. Sx Fi:X(si (i now i-l.iiius a .puhi li.tii of :'..Vl.Oi'ti. exclusive of its suburbs. It i- tive times as larire as I.os Aiiireles ami Portland. Ore., which are tin- next largest cities on tin- Pacific coast. I AI lltiiiMA people claim that tln-ir state could support Ju.non.nim people with the resoiirecsof itsown soil. T hey thinkthat if tlit-ybatl more railroads to the cast their p. tpu ;at ion would in- cn ase much faster. I'ltKKK are still ;-rrnt unexplored tracts amoiiiT the lofty mountains of alifoniia. ami every year t lie exph trers liinl new waterfalls and precipices and valleys and canyons of surpassing beauty and e-rainieur. FAVORITE SONGS. "Tiik Cami'Iiviis auk Comix"" is a very o'.tl Scottish air. Copies of it. dal intr back to p'.-jii. are know u to exist. "F.M.oNi:. Dt ll. i'aiik." i-. -tver three hiiiii'o'ed years ohl. The mcl.nly was formerly know n as "The ijmn-n's .lie-."" 'OXK lit Mil It AT P. i;n." is one if the ls-st of Moore's convivial sttHL's. Tin- tune was called "Moll Ktn- in t be Morning." "HiMil.N on Tilt: Uuixk" was written by Mrs. Caroline Norton. The music w as coipposed by- Juds.ni 1 1 ut t h ills. .11 alniut lsjs. -Wllo'l.I. HI'. KlXti HIT Ol Alii IK?" came frotii the jh-ii of "a ml ina fiiphant. The air is from a collection of ohl Si-nl-tish ballads. -o lint s.i'Miuv Me I.oNti" was one of Foster's later stmt's. It was written in IsM. ami immi diately attained a w itlc p. ipularity. "Tuosi; liviMMt 15m.l s." one of Moore's most popular stmu's. was sutr-iTeste-i by a melody entitled "The I5eils of St. Pctersbur-r."" "Wakk N'ii ciukmi s." a very jvtpular soiiT durinir the war. wa-. written bv lb-nry '. Work, the author of "My t iraiulfat her"s Cltn-k." "Tiik Swolin uF Pit'XKKi: 11 II I." cairn; from the tn-n of William IIoss Wallace. a Kciititckian. The inu work of Dernard "overt. th IN THE LITERARY CET Jl t.KS Vkknk. who is now s4-etity-eiirhl years of aire, thinks! Tiarb-s Dick ens the trreatest KllL'lisll lloveiist. Oi i.kn Vit iiii:l is thhikiiiir cf creat ing; a bterary order for Kn-laml. It wjis an idea formed by the prince con sort two years In-fore his death. Tiik last daughter of lk-tlitia von Arniiil. tin- friend of lim-the. died a few days a'o in P.crlin. atrcd scveii'y sevcii. She was married to ('mint Maxiniillian von Oriola. ami was a trreat favorite of the jnn-t in her yo.itii. I r seems that the mime of tin- moun tain in whose crest Stevenson's jrrave is cut is not P.ila. as some of t in- tele irrams from Samoa ha ve indi --a ted. T In real name of t he hill is Y-ea. w it h t he three vowels proii.um -e.l separately, as ill Italian, ami t lie accent on t he e. oi.ivK.it Wknpki.i. Hoi Mrs did not receive the ilt;Ti'f of master of arts until nine years after the dctrrce of doctor of laws hatl ln-en is mfem-d i'.p ill him by his a'ma mater and three years a ft it be had ln-en honored with tbe highest titles by KdiubureTi, Cam bridge and Oxford. i t: I t fcs c V x: t. c t ( F r.- t c- : t- t K t C - - 5- t K. a. C c r r I r w. t I - - I I t i . . k t I t t J