eeman .A tlvortiwinu Rales. Tba Uriuid rlan)e etrcalalloa rl th Ct. ia liiu n.iiiMI it t th. UftriMi eoastderwt lo f advrtarrs wna. favor will few aw.rletd at the tolk.wlca: low rate : I tweh, HIbm 1.M 1 I nek, s awoaUi..... ................ ....... Ian 1 Iwch, Boat at IH 1 lac lyear.. t 1 iDrfavt. month.... ............ 1 k 1 lorhas, l wear ia M S Idcpws. tooths -. . ...... IM a locaes. 1 year X w. j out a in a, moBttac... ..................... la ia eotasam.a atonths...... ................... su M kailMi. 1 year a 1 column, f months........... 40 M 1 column, 1 year.. 'I N Hat 1dm Item. Brut InrerUoo, toe. par llaa nbaeuaaot Inrcruoae. ar. par Hsa Administrator's aad Extra lor Notice . . Vx M A ad 'tor Notteaa Z-M Stray aad similar Notices im W-baaolatKBa or proceed In? of aay rorpc ra tion or society and con ma ntcau.ua dland to call atteatHta to any matter ol limited or ladl vidaal lLerel at ant be paid tor a adarttaieais. Book and Job Printing of all klndi neatly aad XMtowaiy xcat.d at la a lowaat prices. At d doa'tyoa lorget It. r.UU' Weekly . t rr v v ft I I,llB,ir P - . . a?aJ,.V ' YlrY Iltlr,-Ulat,,n' 1,200 ill ill II I east) ID advance II. W II Hot Uld Wlltllu O UII'IUUH. It n- I'1! In 6 month. 2 ta) II not iJ wnuiu lllO je.i 2 5 , ei r.idiD. onww ' '" county kr,?Tmiunl K year will tw chanted to I .Tnt will tno above terms re da- Lft " . mote who consult inmr irom. t. iyini in aaam bx- JAS. c. HASSON, Editor and Proprietor. "HK IS A VRKKMiN WHOM THK TRUTH MAKES FRKK AND ALL ABE ELATES BE8IDK. 81. BO and postage per year In advance. LtnMP" . . tin unilflMUIihl rrot- F ."Jau r ' iuriril. I "" ,T ,i,er before you Mop It. If stop I VOLUME XXVIII. E BENS BURG, PA., FRIDAY, JUNE 15, 1894. L-W"' 4tiul .viwwtidouiDerwlKo. i NUMBER 24. , ri.iut- ' 100 noru f ril I 7QuiC. net-iEf for evER Type of A ur marur 4 HEADACHE. t tS it j I rj vcrv hei.Iachff a t '. .i- - :- jiayrr ul the crn 'l v i. . t lA nerves f.r kRST. l 'r . .1, i. CH"iht: them with K.oi-K- AL1NIC. --ui " 1 f hrn chiJ hrn children suffer tfjdache, or uny one cisc .r that matter, use Koi'Kalink. (ll 1 titc Ik--i remedy ever ol ii t.-rrii Slc, hute, won d.-rlully tjuik tu action. . . i , i . . u . 'T-vU d-trtr-iti -i.lv -i'ntul type pet uiui to r, suffsrii.. tr-iii incfiulamy or uterine irri- fL.jUirc them tv tud tor KOPF-LINE CURES iBlCNl, NIBVOOS PAOSTPIAT.OM. Mlii j,m. w citcuutiim, ti-i.Jwl.-1'il -" w!..-fcm-tve mtegoeson. KOPFALINE -Tjliubif fvt T' J Scholars. Preachers, M i-i.m Mcr.ti.ut-. K.lltf.r. Men. Women L j fhu jrcn rfr tv.ily hiht nerves jie j ill litdv to ci u.il ol cid. r. j-JuieU - it- un.U-r jll iircunislanccs and Viiui.v PrKe, 5 int. Jiby Jru.. '-'- w-. ucr..iiy. or enl to any ad i j& tctcii i we Sot P.OMli.TOHS. NKELMANN A BROWN DRUG CO. BALIiMOHt, Ma.. U. S. A. "NO MORE DOCTORS FOR ME! 1st aid I as consumptive, sent rue ta IM, told ma to keep quiet, no excus fcet, aiid nu teunis. Just tliink of it. uy I fbanJ 3 halo Ixxik raiieti 'taiu UrtitU.' b? Mn. 1'iukliatii, and iu it I Lid out whit ail-J me. 1 rote to , ft lovely reply, told mo just what to nd 1 km iu spiriidid heakh now." MLPISI(HAM'Scvorp'oU quera U those weaknesses and ailmeuts i:er!tiit witu the Sex, aud restores ler- All Uru2;ists -ll it a a tanIdrft artl- k, ut tent by m .il, in form of rills or lituje. on receipt ol M.UO. for tue cure of Kiilnry Complainta, rrjrx. t'tia I'oini outid Ia9 no rival. Mr, r'nitliam f,e lv at.tn letters of sj. ta.lo53t.4!iip for reply. I. Pinknam Mad. Co., Lynn, Mali. from Pole to Pole ttt PajrBiLLi ba demonstrated (la i-'tl J cure I jr .l d.Mrae. of lb. bluod. The Harpooner's Story , lfori. June 1. J3S3. ilJ CAih it tu.-Tw.Mv Viirt a.- 1 Urpooer in ti.e North in.-, when rla -rt j(tri crew ad mj -1C w ere laid up with rry. Our todlc Were bloated, i;umwollea 1 fcieeata, terth t.K.e. purple blolehe. ail rt-to' jur Liekth teemed rotten. Take It iJiri(cre lireltv badlv olf. Ail out eju a-cideaialiy dt-atroved. but the -u.a bad a cupi. doxen bottleaof Araa'a "ttrititia gt ui that. Wa reoov 1 oo n t .. Srr tuTi 1 have ever teea tai-Q -i;tx.uit fcaj oUicrtreatineDtforrtcunry. ' 1 teeO a jvd deal of it. eciQlf DO OleB- ..ur AlIHf,r.A ( v ..n S.ratii,rilla lma a .i-i nm, 1 n,ou;Lt you ot'htu know of w' euj y .u be to I.. J-iUUi: oui. IPU T. WlNOlTI. Tha Trooper's Experience. -"".birS.oUuJ S.Arka,)ilaivKY.iiiSS. I- - A tea Stl'tt. UeuUemen: 1 Lava - ffur to te.ti!'y to tiia -iat value of -r j.:!:u. m Lava Seet; auitioned i fJrij,r tiJ vear, duriii which time wa W 111. l o . t j . i .i uuuei eu,B I" brnajht nn . h.- i. r.lU.1 in ti.ta 'r "teldt tarn." 1 hKl thee aorea for '-m. I a, j:ed to tike yourParae, a, t ,.!.e t.f whit h wade my aorea ri'tr r..:tl!;, au l I a-n now quite Well. Iur. Iru v. T. K. llitlilM, 'tf.er. Cul-m Juun'J A'iffTtnm- , ' ( wrs Sarsaparilla i-r-iy Ib.ruLKhly effeetlv. blood purifier, ' '' 'radii-ate. lh. polaona ot --'. aeni.fj, and Conlagiuu LHaxaae t-e k.atcui. a i-ipistO T r- J- '. Ayer Ai Co., Lowell, Haat. aow b a.l lirturgUta : Prioa 1 j a. buiuei for la. II TOR ARTISTIC OB PRINTING TRY THE FREEMAN. iw, , . oftainea. anaaiiret- 1 1 r..i. VI 1. . . . . . ..... Ow 0-. 'Lna' f",r Moderate Fi. a "-ranker 0ppos,, " S. Patent Olfice. efn.n. u ,i!,n, " lee time than thow or.e rw e,-' 'Diriiin. t V.e'7 a"",li'!" phntO.. " ,""; V"" l,!it''n,rile o r..rji:r.''''"'-t'luet.ll p!e who nettrnp. or not, free of I" 'iaui. ... ' 1,11 patent is serared. rt'-fv-, , '"."Mam Hatent." with Pa. ,.. . "eni m your Mate, conn your State, couuty,o iri-p Artdre- Sd:SNOW&CO. J'ent oilic. WashinBtoa. 0. C lnrw.L. .."UUCe ,r,"U' Mia . 19 tO t ngju Murserr Co.. EochEsterJI. T. 9 " t? cnt iljmjs lor Mia. Pinkham f iiitihH 88 oe tl'ustrateet bosk, entitled m I ' kUi&E Id MEtLTH khO tTtODEIIE." I I Nctajni a iuniot valuable Inlormation. M iiH t.n ana mi tae aur. It-Mi Lt . -. M Hsi iV ' " IO fe" a rtiol.-e Hr.e l;'LS l ihtiiV, ST,K K and Sr.M. It. ;lN, HetiV'O- l-l-KMAMiNT and CARTER'S ITTLE IVER PILLS. fUck Headache and relieve all the trouhlee tncf dent to a bilioua atato of the ayatam. suoh aa Iiz74nesa, Naaaea, l)rowsinMa, LiatreM aitec eating. Paiu iu tue Hido. &o. Whtla their moat rei&aikaijla auccoaa lima beea ahowa ia CUAOkJ Heaflacbo. yet Carter's Little Urar PfTU tu equally valuable In Coiistipation, curing aud pro VecUlig thiaaanoylnKCouijjaAiut.wbiltj tney alKl correct all disorders or the rKaaaiuhumnlatd tha rnrv1 - Ache they would bealmoatpriceleestn thoaawha aafer from tudutreaaing cotaptaiut; bat forta Stately their good nose doe notend hera.aud thoae arboonce try them will find theae little pi IU valu able ia so luauy ways that they will not bo wil ling to do without them. But after allele be4 ACIH1E If the bane cf ao many Ilrea that here fa where iso tuake our graat boast. Our pUlacora it voile othere do net. Carter's Little Liver PUla are very email anU very eay to bike. Oue or two pilla inakaa doae. The y are strictly vegetable) and do not gripe or J.nr.ft. but by their Rent It. action please all who Lie them, la vials at SScenta; hveforf-1. Bul4 Ly uruiata every wixaru, or aeut by mail. Carter medicine co nw vork. m I. PILL. 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Buckingham's Dye roa thb WHISKERS Colors them brown or black, as desired, and 19 the best dye, because It is harmless ; produces a permanent natural color; and, being a Mngle preparation, is more con venient of application than any other. raaraaao ar B. P. HALL & CO, Naahnat, N. H. Bold by all Dealers la Medlcta,; (1 Liniment ANY OTf& STRICTLY ITor FAnLY Use. Dropped on swear sutferin children love to take t- Every Mother should have it iu the house, it quickly relieves and cures all aches and pains, asthma, bronrhiti-t. colds, coughs, catarrh, cuts, chaps, chilblains, colic, cholera mott.u-i, earache, hradache. hooping cough, iurlainniation, la grippe, lameuess. mumps, mu-uUr soreness, neuralgia, nervous head ache rheumatism, bites, burns, Lruises. strains, sprains, stina s. swellings, stiff joints, sore throat, ore lutitis. ttx.thactae. tcmsitilis and wind colic. Originated in iio bv the late Lr. A. John.-rfu. Family Phvsician. 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IH1EAP 1 WOOD cnncfcR ami tumor Ct'KJF.D : no kzjr.M. ree. Ira ttaaTnwv a ttuaa KlN Like a sheltering roc wun the simoom is nigh; LtUe j -irit.g- :u tbu uoirl cmbouercd wa hud l.llii.- r:n lo tht prus- thuils wiihered and dry: L.Le deb to tLe flowers wheu till: sun has de t IlilLd is the -u'lI of k-nUness, in s mtathv' gojse. To tue weak and the wewiy, w ho taiui by the way; Who faijt and are sad, as life's cherished i nze Is a it u. hed from the grasp in the heat of the dy. It cotucs like the rainbow. Korjeo -s and bright: Oa tue brow ot the cloud, portentous aud da-ud: It con.es like the daybreak of God's blessed lilfht, V Le.n the mzht baa been loru and tears have been shed. 'Tls the aoug and refrain that the glad angels saug When the Peace-Prince was cradled in pover ty's arms: And good will to mortals from Heaven oulrang. Whose solate and succor humanity warms. O, these words are the sweetest on earth or in Heaven! Kin luess and charity peace and good-will Till a love thai is Godlike to all may be given. And each humau heart with kindness shall thrill. Lizzie P. K Hansell. in Christian Inquirer. WONDERFUL WHISTLER. How Hia Aocomplishment Won a Valuable Customer. It was a perfect night and the incom ing ocean lines deemed poised betweeu two firmaments, ao truthfully were the stars rerJecte.1 iu the placid sea. The hour was late and gradually the pas sengers drifted away into the bril liantly lighted salmis, or sought their staterooms for a few hours' straying umju the. invisible islauds of Urearus; and only a few were still huu tiling the decU's luooii-llecked promenade. Suddenly the scholarly lookiujr aud spectacled young man from Chicago, w ho hail been sitting quietly among' a group of friends, with his eyes turned somewhat wistfully toward the uol now distant homelands, begau to w histle boftiy a street soug that had lingered in his mind since he heard it on the wharf the day he sailed. His companions listened in delighted sur prise. Never from mortal lips had is sued more dulcet sounds; the voices of a hundred nightingales were all con densed to form the liquid sweetness of his notes. The straggling groups of loungers all about the deck drew near and listened in entranced delight. "Hravo!" 'Encore!" "Encore:" came from every side;, and warbling the changes of various melodies, he dually thrilled his hearers with the measures of dear "Home, Sweet Home." Silence, deeper than all uttered praise, settled on every souL Only the music floated upon the listening air. liright eyes smiled out across the sea through mists of homesick tears, aud Helen Harper, w ho was standing near the liag, furled for the night close round its lofty staff, reached up to loosen a starry fold aud draw it down across her lovely lip. "Well," said her mother, her brisk voice broken by a sudden closing in her throat. "1 reuaetu oer of reading, years ago. a poem entitled 'Whistling in Heaven. The idea leemei strange almost irreverent to me then, but 1 am now fully prepared to think that the angels' songs may well have such accompaniments!" "How did. you acquire such an un usual accomplishment, Mr. K?" asked the younger wouian. "Did you. like Hiawatha, learu of every bird its lan guage?" "1 think hit tier' s description of the 'barefoot boy with cheeks of tan' echoing all the voices of the fields would picture my childhood days bet ter," he answered. Aud then, turning to Mrs. Harper, he said: "Your remark reminded me of an ex perience I had a number of years ago although I guess it's pretty late for story telling." "Do let us have it!" they all ex claimed. Mr. K. looked cut over the star gemmed waters reflectively, "it was more years ago than I realized w hen I recalled the incident," he said. "I was little more -than a boy and had just started in, with a capital of hopes, to make uiy own way in the world. J was traveling for a wholesale house in Chicago and covered small inland towns within a radius of a few hun dred miles of thai center. While rea sonably successful everywhere else, 1 was kept dissatisfied by the fact that the largest dealer in a Michigan village iu my circuit would have uothiug to do w ith . me. The home firm observed with displeased surprise that Mr. Gray's uunae was uever on my order sheet, aud time after time I renewed my solicitations for his patronage, only to be grutUy and unceremoniously dis missecL "Oue rainy day in early spring 1 was in the town, and as my way led past his door I gathered my courage for a last attack. There was the usual terse dialogue, and then the proprietor turned abruptly away and weut into his little private ofiioe. which was built up like a huge box in the center of the store something after the fashion of Tim Liakinwater's den in the otlice of the Cheery ble brothers. "Outside the rain poured furiously, and I sat down on an empty cracker box tt wait for it to slacken. I began w histiing'in an undertone, as much to rally my Spirits as anything, 1 guess, and presently the door of the office un closed the width of a couple of inches and the rasping voice of the obdurate storekeeper called: " 'John, w ho's that?' " The oung man from Chicago, sir. answered the lanky youth, respect fully. "1 finished the air. "'John,' came the voice again, 'tell him he might give us another tune.' "I complied, aud at its close the dealer was sitting beside me on the cracker box. ' 'Give me your book, young man. he said; "when you want an order for your house here you can just whistle for it. "He slapped his hand down on his knee and laughed at his own joke aud astonished me by giving me at oitve a large and important order. That was the beginning of iL He became one of our best customers, always insisting, however, upon the fulfillment of my part of the contract. A little insight into his character proved that the somewhat harsh exterior covered a heart as big and tender as a friend could possibly desire, and the year of our acquaintance resolved our relations into tbone of remarkable confidence and comradeship." Mr. K. paused, the serious look deep ening on his face. "And then?" Helen Harper knew that there must be more to the story. "Our acquaintance had covered a period of three years," he resumed, "in creasing all the time iu intimacy and mutual esteem, and oue day as we re turned from a late drive through the country together Mr. Gray said, with a little nervous shifting of the liu.-s and a catch iu his usually smooth voice: 1C, I've a favor to ask of you. I'm a bluff sort of a mau, as you have reason to know, but 1 kuow you'll give uie credit for a reasonable share of com mon sense. W hat 1 want to say is this: You've been coiuiug to this towu iui quite a spell now, aud like as not you'll keep right on coming as long as you're ou the road. Every time you have been here for the last three years you have been in my store, aud you've humored the old man by sitting there along iu the twilight aud whistling for him. Aud 1 tell you now, wherever I am that music is good euougli for uie. Now, tny boy, wheu you come here agaiu aud go iulo my store to ask for me they win tell you that I am dead. 1 kuow it- We need make uo words about it. Aud then I waul you to take this horse aud drive over the hill to that little ceme tery you cau just see up there, and find where they have laid me Then non sense, boy, 1 kuow what I am talwi.ig about!) 1 want you to sit down on toe mound that coveis me aud whistle. W histle the hymns and sougs, the airs from the operas and the songs of the street, any aud all of them' "I expostulated w itli him, referred him to his perfect health aud tried to laugh away his morbid fancy, but it would not do. Iu a miuule 1 had promised aud his hand had closed over mine with the earnest: 'Thank you, lad, thank you. 1 shall hear you!'" The wouieu drew their wraps a litt'.e closer, and one of the men said, nerv ously: "Deucd uncomfortable statement!" "Well," contiuued Mr. 1C, "I was sent on another route after that aud it was nearly a year before I agaiu vis ited Mr. Gray's town. I ha.l heard nothing from hiiu in that time aud our odd agreement did not occur to me uutii 1 saw the unfamiliar faces at the store. I asked for my old friend ouly to learn that he had been dead three mouths, aud 1 am not ashamed to say ttiat a chill, sharper than that of the autumu air, ran over me wheu I remembered my prom ise at our last meeting. I frank ly owu that I tried to get out of it, but taking the horse 1 drove out lo his pleasant home, just on the edire of town. His widow greeted me very kindly and I at once made known my errand, which was to secure her con sent to the canceliug of my rushly niade agreement. To my surprise she held ine to its fulfillment. ""Mr. Gray was very much in earn est wheu he made his singular re quest, I am sure, she said. A few moments before he tiled he told me to tell you that lie would lie listening. 1 did uot understand what he meant then, but you have brought the expla nation. 1 must insist upon your keep ing your promise to my husband.' "Well, I drove up over the hill to the little cemetery that he had pointed out, and while the glow faded from the western sky and shadows grew and purpled into twilight, I sat upon the grave anil whistled just as I had prom ised, perfectly conscious all the while that he w as listening." The story was done and the little group had sa'd "good night." Hut the teller of the tale, Herman II. Kohlsaat, How publisher of the Chicago Inter Ocean, still sat iu the moonlight, softly whistling and thin ting how a shaft o. liquid silver was shining in a window that he knew, touching the sunuy head of bis own little Katlterine, who, like Thackeray's little maiden, would soon be waking and making a prayer at home for him. Grace DutUe koe, in Chicago PosL DELICIOUS PUDDINGS. Cot-oanitt liirixo. One and one half pints of milk, one-half cupful of milk cracker crumbs.oue-half cupful of sugar, two eggs, one-half cupful of eocoanut. butter the size of an egg. Mix, and bake about one hour. Cottage Prmnxo. One cupful of milk, one egg, one tablespoonful of baking powder, two table-spot infills of melted butter, one-half cupful of sugar, one pint of flour. Mix. and bake one half hour. Serve with liquid sauce. Ckanbkkrv I't'liKlNO. One cupful of sugar, two cupfuls of Hour, two tca spooufuls of baking powder, butter the size of an egg. Hreak one egg into a cup. beat, fill up with milk. Stir all together aud add oue pint of cranber ries. Hake. English I'lvm Ifiiixo. One cupful of molasses, one cupful of sweet milk, one cupful of chopped raisins, one-half cupful of butter, three and one-half t-npfuls of flour, one teaspoonful of f.otla. one teaspoonful of spices. Steam three hours. Serve with liquid sauce. Dklmonk'o l'l imiso. One quart of milk, three tablesponnfuls of corn starch, six tablespoonfuls of sugar, the yolks of five eggs. Mix, and cook five minutes in the double Ixiiler. I 'our into a pudding dish and bake one-half hour. Heat the whites with six table spoonfuls of sugar, flavor with lemon or vanilla, spread over the top and brown in the oven. Good Housekeep ing. LITTLt BITS Or NEWS. The Isle of Man has no pawn shop. OtEEX Victokia speaks ten lan guages. Glass blowing is represented on an Egyptian monument dating- -2.00'J 11. C. In the space of one minute the . polypus can change its form one hun dred times. Iris a point of honor that Moorish women never know their own ages. They have no birthday celebrations. '. ' S Chinese the letter ' "i" has 145 ways of being pronounced, and each pronunciation has a different meaning-. The parish of St. Marylebone has as many as three thousand buildinj's, offi cially described as factories aud w ork hhops. Plaster of Paris, mixed with an equal portion of oatmeal and a small quantity of sugar, soon settles cockroaches. ANEWHAJll'tSHIRE TEST. I The QrasahopDsr Crop la One That Nevar Fails. Farmers Oat One llollax a Huahel from the StatUi for ilwrvwattna; Xkxm Lil ly aud MMtructiv luaeeta. New Hampshire has a new crop. Grasshoppers. The state pays the farmers for the produet. The price is one dollar a bushel. Mr. A. T. liur leigh, of Franklin, last year gathered ninety bushels, for which he received ninety dollars. Of course the state does not pay for the cultivation of the ittseets. They are a plague, and a bounty of one dollar per bushel is pro vided by law for their destruction. A Itoston Herald w riter met Mr. Hur leigh the other day, and was led by curiosity to inquire how ninety bush els of the lively little fellows could be captured. "The farmers have been troubled by the grasshoppers more or less for the past twelve years," said Mr. Hurleigh. "We do not know where they orig inated or how they came, but they are here, and it seems that they have come to stay. They are worse some years than others. In 1S&5 1 caught one hundred and nineteen bushels. My best catch was thirty-nine bushels in oue day. In an area two miles long anil one mile and a half wide five hundred bushels were caught and destroyed, besides those plowed iu when too small to hop out of the furrow. These grass hoppers hatch about the first of June, aud are so small one would uot notice them were it ut for the rustling noise they make hopping in the grass. At this period you cau destroy them ouly by piowing them in." "Pardon iue; but this process would bring you no bounty. What I wish to kuow- is how you catch them." "I was altout to say that those which are not plowed iu we endeavor to catch. In order to do this they must be altout half grown aud able to jump or fly. We have constructed a tnachiue which carries two pans of galvanized iron eight feet long, sixteen inches wide, four inches deep, aud having a back eighteen inches high. These pans are divided iuto three sections aud fastened to wooden shoes, into which they are set about one aud one-half inches from the ground. This ap paratus is attached to a pair of wheels with a long axle one that runs through the wheels about eighteen inches being the liest. The paus are tilled with an emulsion either kero sene and water, soft soap and water, chloride of lime and water, r any of the soup powders are good. Each sec tion of the pans holds about three gal lons of water, ami has to be refilled for each catch. To catch the grass hoppers to advantage one should take them early in the morning or at sunset, when they are on the grass feeding. Two men and two horses are needed for each machine, as one horse could not stand it to drag the heavy ap paratus through the crass, for one must drive fast to catch the little pests." "What is the extent of the injury they are capable of indicting?" "To tell how much damage they do is like valuing something you do not have. In three day:, they will simil a piece of grass that would cut two tons per acre, aud in one day they have de stroyed a half acre of onions." 'Have you endeavored to get rid of the intruders by other methods?" "Yes. The grasshoppers hatch ev ery season. Y'ou cau easily find their eggs in September or October, or iu the spring. We have tried burning, roll ing and drowning, as well as plowing, but the grasshopjier machine is the only thing that will conquer them. There is but a week or ten days that you can catch them, this being w hen they are about half-grow n, and before they can fly far. The bounty of oue dollar per bushel, which we receive from the state, just about pays for the time and expense of catching." "I suppose the farmers generally are wagiug war on the hoppers?' "To a greater or less extent all of them are lighting them. A neighbor of miue caught sixteeu bushels last season." "What was your loss last year?" "They destroyed more thau half of my hay crop, spoiled six acres of oats, ruined half an acre of onions, and damaged my carrots to the ex tent of forty or fifty dollars, besides clearing out an acre of beaus so clean you would not know that anything had been planted on the laud." The New- Hampshire law, offering a bounty for grasshoppers, was passed in ls'ji. At the otlice of the secretary of state iu Ount'or.l it w as learned that "in 1M4 there appeared on one or two farms in Franklin and one farm iu Canterbury a certain species of grass hopper, or locust, that was very de structive to vegetafuu. The insects did not move around much, but ate everything clean where they located, and became tso thick that they could be collected in large quantities. They diller from the common grasshopper in that they are not so lively and come in much greater numbers. It was to cause their extermination that the law was passed. Of the common kind of grasshoppers a bushel could hardly be collected in a season, but these locusts are so plentiful that they can be gath ered by the bushel, aud farmers rig up machinery for the purpose." To lie alleu KliJ.tli. Children have been admirably drilled in Bible detail They know more about it than three-fourths of their Sunday school teachers. . They- have learned the story of Moses till tuey can say it as jat as the multiplication table, liut 1 do not find any living in terest iu Moses. There is one of the grandest life stories iu history, aud they seein to have no feeling about it. Aud that need not be so. 1 remember one of my Sunday school teachers in Chicago telling me how troubled the had leen because she was afraid she whs not making the stories of the prophets interesting to her boys, l.ut one day she was cum f orbed, for she heard from the mother of oue of them that the lad had come home the Sunday before. aud, alter bittiug silent J awhile, suddenly burst out at the din- . ner table: "Well. 1 do thins: Elijah 1 was a line fellow; and, if ever I have a k d of my own, 1 mean to call him Elijah!" Of course, it is ouly a rare teacher who can teach that way. Brook Hereford, iu Contemporary Re- THE OLD SPITE LANE. The Spite Lane runs along the line 'twlxt Slovum farm and ours. A narrow spate between each fence where nothing grows but ho w era. The relic ot a silly feud that smoldered many years. That caused harsh words between the men and roused our mothers' leaxa: A country quarrel loug ago, a quarrel arm aad set. Here where lives are narrow and people woa'f forge U We children keep the quarrel not. although its mark Is plain. For there between our meadow graea still runs the old Spite Lane. Sometimes when father sits about, at peace with all the world. The country paper on his knee, the amoke w reaths bout him curled, I drop a hint on foolish spites that run to cruel ends. And bow much nicer It would be it utigUors all were friends. He'll sup out: -No! I'll tight it out: Them SlocuuiM cau l beat us."' Iiut he ain't as hearty in It now as what he u.-e I to I e: Wheu 'cross the line he'd shake his fist and fairly almost swear. While ol' man Siocutn with his men would hol.cr: .--Jest you dare!" But. then, I hone limes, 1 think, are gone; they'll never come again And some bright day we'll tear away the silly old pue Lane. For, often In the eventide, when at the pasture bars The cowbells tinkle In the dusk beneath the summer stars. Sweet Laura Slocum ateals away to meet me once again No as?ry words can tKen be heard across the old Spile Lane Old feuds, old hates, old quarrels harsh, young hearts cau end them thus. The feuevs murk a lovers' lane just w ids enough lor us. The Spite Iatne runs along the line 'twlxt Slucum's farm aud ours; It marks a path of sullen wrath but naught grow s there save Mowers' Koy L. McCardelL in Puck. A PLOT SPOILED. Wby Mr. Willoutfhby Didn't Get a Wished for Loan. The sun had just dipped behind the steely surface of the frozen river; the chi.l of coming tw ilight sent a tremu lous shiver through the woods, tinkling the icicles like a string of fairy bells as it wenL "Good, seasonable weather," thought Squire Mcrriford, as he came out to look at the big thermometer that al ways hung, summer and winter, beside the porch door. "Halloo, Steele! Is that you?" "Ye-s. squire, it is I," said Milford Steele. "Is Josephine at home?" "She's at home, but the fact is she's pretty considerably engaged just ut present." "Th.. t means I suppose, that Leslie Willotig-hby is calling?"' Squire Meiriford made no direct an swer, but fctared hard at the thermom eter. "Perhaps" went on the merciless i-atecbist, "you could let me have the money you promised toward the church debt this evening? There is a vestry meeting the day after to-morrow, and" The squire couched dubiously. "Well, the fact is," said he, ""it ain't convenient just at present. The churcli'll have to wait- I'm makin' ar rangements to let out all the cash I can spare now on bond aud mortgage. A inau dou't get such au opportunity every day, Steele, vou know." "1 should think not," said Steele, dryly. "Nine per cent, seems like a very nice little arrangement, but sup pose the question of usury is raised?" "It won't be,"' said the squire, confi dently. "It's between friends, you kuow." "1 need not ask who this liberal hearted friend is," said Mr. Steele; "Mr. Willoughby, of course." "Suppose it is!" cried the squire test ily; "what then?"' "Mr. Merriford." said Steele, earnest ly! ''you are au older man than I am, yet I cauuot forbear from entrealiug you to pause and reflect before you in vest your whole property in such an uusafe speculation as this. What do you kuow about this Leslie Wil loughby?"' 1 kuow he's Chief Justice Chapman's nephew." "He says so." "And he owns four thousand acrwa of land out west" "According to his owu account" "And he might be a member of con gress it he chose." "Bather improbable that." "And he owns a lot o' property in the up-er part of the city of New York." "Pardon me. but I do not credit all this. I sincerely believe that he is de ceiving both you and your daughter." The squire grew very red in the face. "1 wasn't born yesterday, and it aia't for vou to set up to dictate to roe. And if Josephine fancies him more'n she does you" 'She is quite welcome to her prefer ence," sharply interrupted Steele. "Good eveuing, Mr. Merriford." He walked quickly away down the snowy road, the blood boiling in his veins, lie loved Josephine Merriford heartily he respected the good-heart ed old squire, but just now he ieit mat he was almost banished from their counsels. "If I eould but prove all that I sus pect." murmured he to himself as he crossed the little bridge that spanned a brawling rivulet A baud fell on his shoulder at the same instant. "Hallo, Sprowle! I'm punctual to the second, you see." Steele stared round, without immedi ately answering to this unexpected greeting. "Well, then. Mr. Leslie Willoughby, Erq., if you like that better," cried the strauger, with a burst of laughter. "Have you. raised that sunt of money yet? That's what I want to know. Because old Samuels is getting crusty, and The deuce!" Just at that moment, looking full into his face, the stranger discovered his mistake. I am not Leslie Willoughby," said Steele composedly, "but I can tell you where he is. Just at present he is making love to Squire Merriford daughter, and trying- to induce the old man to lend him money." "That won't do, you know!" cried the man, who was evidently aliltle the worse for liquor. "Nohow you can fix It, that won't do. No lovemaking! 'Cause he's married to my sister Eliza, Peter Sprowle is! I don't blame him for not livin' with Eliza she's got a temper like vinegar; but he ha n't no business to make love to au other girl not while I'm around." "Vou have arrived just in time then. Perhaps you wouldn't mind letting the young lady kuow that your friend is already married." "I'd just like to put a spoke in Pete Sprowle's wheel! I believe in honor among thieves; but I'm hanged if I don't think Pet means to do me thia time." Josephine Merriford was a. very pret ty girt, cherry cheeked and dimpled, with innocent hazel-dark eyesand a red, laughing mouth; and the fire-light made a fair picture of her aa she sat by the great, old-fashioned hearthstone, with Leslie Willoughby suspiciously close to her. "It's easily done," coaxed Mr. Wil loughby, stroking his long, waxed mustache. "Just to step do w n to the nearest parsou's aud, whew! we're off to New York, man aud wife, by the eveniug train." "But poor papa, Mr. Willoughby!" 'Tie wou't mind, once it's over. I can easily telegraph to hi in from New Y ork. By Jove, won't that meddling old beau of yours Steele ia his name, ian't it? stare?" And Leslie Willoughby indulged in a hearty laugh at the idea; but Josephine colored, and then grew pale. "Dou't Leslie," she replied: "Mil ford Steele has alw ays been a good and true friend to me." "I dare say, I dare say. Well, Josie, just you get your father to advance that oue hundred dollars and we'll give 'em all the slip. We'll take the eight train " "No. you won't not if f know it." interrupted a gruff voice. "For my sister Eliza, your lawful wedded wife, Pete Sprowle, you kuow she ain't neither dead nor divorced. And you're no more Justice Chapman's nephew than I'm stepfather to Queen Victoria and your name ain't Willoughby and you're a confounded scoundrel and a villain, Pete Sprowle that's what you be." And Leslie Willoughby, struggling to his feet with a face of wrath and confusion, found himself face to face with his respected brother-in-law and coplotter and Milford Steele- ( "Slanderer! this is your work!" gasped he, aiming a blind blow at the latter. "Aud I am proud of it," declared Sleele; "or, rather, I shall be, when I've kicked you out of this house." Word and deed were simultaneous, and in another second Josephine and Steele were alone in the room. "Oh, Milford!" she faltered, "can this be true? or am 1 dreaming?"' "It is true. Josie, that you are saved that yonder miscreant is a mai ried mau, as well as an unprincipled ad venturer." 'Iear Milford. how can I ever thank you?" she murmured, lifting- her soft orown eyes to his face. "I will tell you, Josie one of these days." . Squire Merriford eould hardly be lieve his own ears when he heard the t"Je- "1 came precious near being an bid fool," observed he sagely, and there was some truth in. his remark. Chica go MaiL DIZZIED BY SUCCESS. Ludicrous Awtlea of m (treat Mma Loadoa !MraiL fpoxa m James Hinton, the celebrated aurist and essayist, was one of those men w ho are absolutely obliviou s to the impres sion mule upon the world by their own eccentricities of demeanor, lie w-aa an odd little man. As some one once said of hiin: '"There never lived a man with a whiter soul, a warmer heart or a shriller voice." He wrote a book that st.t the world talking, and also leaped at once into a tine medical practice. Oue day J. C. JearTreson w as walking along a London street, when he heard his own name uttered in a high treble. He says: "Turning quickly round, I saw a little, fragile man dancing about the pavement in high excitement, to the considerable inconvenience of way farers. It was James Hinton. Jump ing up to me, he shook my hand, with convulsive tags, as he ejaculated: " T am so very glad, so inexpressibly glad to see you! 1 have ao often wished to see you and tell you all that has hap pened! "Having, by this time, shaken my hand with more than sufficient cor diality, he stepped back a few paces and, in doing so, blundered against a stout lady, and knocked a small boy down into the gutter. After viewing me in the right perspective, he danced up to me again, and then danced before me. ejaculating in the higuest notes of his shrill voice: "T am so delighted to see you! There is so much for us to talk about! So many things have happened i that I want to tell you about! Do yoq know, 1 am a successful man. a very f uecess f ul man? I became a success . all n a minute. Isn't it ludicrous? Y'ou never expected me to be a successful man. No one thought it in the least degree possible that 1 should be a success. No one! no one! no one! See! that's my carriage! Those are my horses! Is it not absurd? Do. my dear fellow, say it is absurd that I should drive about Loudon in my own carriage!' "Having thus in complete innocence, entertained a London crowd by his au tics, he "stepped into the wonderful car riage and drove away, beaming." " GEMS OF THOUGHT. Nobility consists in virtue. Don Quixote. Better not be at all than not be noble. Tennyson. Moiiestv, prudenee, wit and civility are the elements of true nobility. German lroverb. Character is not cut in marble, it i not something solid and unalterable. It is something living and changing, and may lecome diseased as our bodies do. George Eliot. The face of a woman, whatever be the force or extent of ber mind, whatever be the importance of the object she pursues is always an obstacle or a rea son in the story of her life. Mme. de StaeL W fear it (.aaaat t The expression "from pillar to post" is derived from a custom practiced in the riding schools of olden times The pillar was placed in the center of the ground, and the posts were arranged two and two around the circumference of the ring at equal distances. Hence "from pillar to post" signified goii.g from oue thing to another without any definite purpose. . . METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING. V b.at Ba JSVawaat by Cold riot bins;. When we speak of warm or cold clothing we use as absolute a metaphor as when we talk of the sun going dowu tor the "ri-.y fingered dawn." Clothes can communicate neither heat nor cold to the body. Fur is not warm nor linen cool, says the Phila delphia Press, except as they serve as conductors for the heat generated by the body itself. Fur aud wool are ex cellent non-conductors of heat, that is they do not allow the heat of the body to escape so easily an some other ma terials, and the reason why fur is one of the poorest conductors of heat is not, as might W supposed, so much be cause of its thickness aud weight as because of the air which ia mingled with or confined between its fillers, confined air being one of the most effectual non-couductorsof heat know n. Newspapers are another of the liest non-eonductors of heat and a sheet of one folded and laid be tween the. shoulder blades will w arm that posterior region as effectually as it warms the hearts of its readers who happen to te of the same politics. Of course the colder the atmosphere the greater the escape of btwiily heat and the greater the necessity of its conser vation by non-conducting clothing. And clothing should always be varied to correspond to the variations of temperature, a fact which is recog nized and met by the Chinese, who peak of the weather as "one jocket cold, two jocketa cold" etc. Of course there can be no rule applicable to ail, and the ability to getrerate ai.-J main tain heat must be the criterion. Chil dren aud old people have less of this ability thau those in the prime of life, and consequently need greater protec tion or conservation of w hat they do generate, and. in the case of children at least, the dictates of fashion should never Ie allowed to interfere with those of health and comfort. - PAINSTAKING FORGERS. TttaAr KzToeta to Obtain the kiiaatarat o Prominent Baskan. "Mn try in every way possible. said a prominent bank president re cently, "to obtain the signatures of New Y'ork bankers. "Their object is evidently to use them in committing forgeries. At least we stispect so. and for that rea son try to be as careful as possible in signing lctu'rs. "Iu this bauk we have many letters from the west of such a trivial nature .hat we suspet an ulter:- r uiciive up on tiie part of the writers, aud if we answer them at all do so by typewriter, eveu to the signature. 'One iorger or counterfeiter in Indi ana is exceedingly systematic and per-si-leat in his efforts to obtain l ic sir nitures of our odicers. As regularly as the year comes arouad he writes inclosing a ten dollar bill, and re quests us to send him me of our new ten dollar national bank notes iu ci cluine. "He always gives the same reason ?or the request that he wants U f u-r his collection. at course that is non sense. We believe that h- wanti a new bill so that he may discover if we have changed our officers and get their signatures. 'Tie never does get them, though. We always return this bill with a typewritten letter on paper et-atain-ing no names excusing ourselves on the ground that we have no circulation outstanding." GASTRONOMIC GEOMETRY. A Problem Tht t Waa a Poawr fur a Pa plexw.l sludtt. In the Massachusetts institute of technology- the students of architec ture have to solve som every abstruse problems in descriptive aud analytical geometry in' connection with architec tural forms; and the shades and shad ow's cast by a certain ring at the bot tom of a column called the torus, and the angles and intersections made Ly iiuppo-sititious sections of this ring, are exceedingly perplexing to new stu dents. One day a student came to another student, a young lady, who had a rep utation for knowing about these thin.Ts and confessed his inability to understand the first prvaeijde of a cer tain problem. "Oh. it is easy enough," sa;-l the young lady. "All you have to do is to consider the torus a doughnut, w hich you bite so and so. and you will see what the sections are." The young man went away, reflect ively, aud i.t it day came back, looking very pale and miserable. V hy, what's the matter?" exclaimed the young lady student- "1 Miss 11.." the young man gasped, "I've eaten a whole dozen of dough nuts, 'and I've bitten them in oblique uud transverse sections, and up and down uutX croaaaays aud- every way, anil Fve made myself sick at the stom ach, and I can't understand that prob lem any better than I did before!" GASTRONOMIC GOSSIP. Gallic salad tastes better than it sounds. Hash should be only warmed up, not cooked. Shah are now the finest of the finny favorites. The special virtue of planked shad lies mostly in the name. The preserving of citrons has become an important industry. Bon. eh e-e-gs to be at their best should be cooked twenty minutew. If a man becomes w hat he eats we should all be cackling now. A tatv spring salad is made of chopped onions and tomatoes. ( a.A is more moHrishing than tea or coffee, and les stimulating. Whole-wheat flour i a great con server of the teeth and the stomach. M USiCAL NOTES, Ml'Mc halls are crowding out th Parisian theaters. The Eden theater has applied for a license to become a cafe chaatant Kino Oscab has composed a fine pathetic ie to the memory of the late M. Gobi X, whose works he greatly ad mired, I ring himself a composer and distinguished musician. The opera of "Richard III." by Sal , vayre, haa been produced in Rouen with trtinendous success. It is said to be a production of the first rank, and bound to be heard in all the principal opera house of Europe- - Elm Btx 1kiiisnn.il. i