MAKERS OF IJCK1 US MONEY Some Curious Facta Given by an Ex-Secret St-rvioe Chief. Italian lrelomlnate Amonf the For iforn In IhlH Country Who Are Knga-ired In Coun terfeiting. A. L. DrummonJ, late chief of the secret service division of the treasury dciu.rtmcnt. was an efficient otiieer, aiul his rcjM.rt contains a summary of operations which show th:it the di vision 1 uri riLT the last year has not hreu less active w ithin its province ami lias accomplished results no less de ciiled, important ami valuable for the imvi rmuriit than in previous years. It is anions the particular functions of Ihe I'nitcd States secret service to trace, arrest ami secure the conviction f counterfeiters ami those who cm-Ih-zzIc ami misapply the funds of na tional lanks. According to the statement of Mr. Uruiumond, says the Chicago Times, there were, during 1S'J-. '' arrests for manufactur'uiK'. posscssinc; ami passing counterfeit money. It apin-urs that this species of crime is indulged in bv the native Americans to a greater ex tent than all the forein-lM.rn lpula tion, as of the '. persons arrested claimed the I'niteil States as the place of their nativity. Am.uic-the foreijfii horn counterfeiters the Italians were by far the most numerous. The Chi nese contrihntcd hut one arrest. One of the curious features of the re port is the statement that fractional paper currency, representing the value of f-ioj, was count. Tfeited during the year. Little spurious copper coin w as made; its amount was less than giVI. The greater ditliculty ill successfully simulating coinage is imlicated by the fact that $..V.U of counterfeit, "-old. silv.-r and copper coins was made against S-IJ.IOS counterfeit paper money. Auiotijf the contraband prop erty seized were imitations of the ob ligations, securities ami coins of the I'niteil States 'painted in oil and wa ter colors, photographed. lithographed, printed on paHT, and struck ami stamped in metal." The ex-chief ex presses the hojc that, as the later amendments to the laws prohibiting such imitations, for advertising or other purposes, tM-come more jfenerally known their issue w ill cease. Mr. lrumimnd red aiiincnds the present congress to pass an amend ment to existing laws preventing the making or issuing of private scrip or metal tokens in denominations of less than ST. in payment of debts. The amendment recommended prohibits the issuing of said notes containing the words "pay in trade," ' a ;roods," r "in merchandise," or any other ex pression intended to convey the mean ing that the value will be furnished the holder in lien of the lawful money f the I'nitcd States. The penalty is lived at t."M, or six mouths' imprison ment, or lxith. This bill was read twice in the last congress and referred the judiciary committee. The cur rency stringency last summer and au tumn brought into use a considerable quantity of such tokens, many of which were prohibited tinder the law as it now stands. The proposed amendment extends the scope of the statute. The ex-chief makes another impor tant recommendation that the statute of limitations w hich now bars the pros ecution of national bank otliccrs after the lapse of three years from the time of alleged offenses committed be ex tended to live years. The present three years' limitation, his investigation has disclosed, is to short a eriod, as in a numlterof instances frauds on national banks were found to have been com mitted many years before discovery. Mr. llrummomt sagaciously observes that the longer the period the statute . of limitations has to run the more ditli cultwill it lie for a bank official to con ceal his crime. The present congress is also asked to amend the law requiring national bank otliccrs to stamp all counterfeit notes as such. Then- is a law requiring this, but as no penalty is named for the failure to carry out its provision it is not enforceable, although partially ol served. This amendment makes the failure to brand such notes punishable by a tine of S'mmi. The retiring chief also rccats the recommendation made often to former congresses- that an appropriation be made as a sanitary measure, as well as to make oountcr feitiiiir more difficult, for retiring from circulat ion worn and soiled notes. Mr. 1 iriimnioiid assert s t hut his twenty-two years' experience in huntiiiif counter feiters has tauu'ht him that anything w hich (fives a note a soiled or worn ap pearance is a (.'reat and effective kelp to the counterfeiter. Ilwmeatle I ae f Dynamite. At Vilna, Kussia, recently, Ivan Klak wit.. at the third course of a dinner at which sat his w ife. his mother-in law. his two daughters and a son. as well as a iieiphlmr and his ne ic-hlors w ife, aiiuouiiced that he had prepared a special dish to which he wanted all to drink a toast. He then brought in a larpe disli, covered, and placing it on the table he lifted his "Mass and shouted: "To our next meeting!" The "sH'cial dish" was a dynamite Imtnli. Kvervone in the room was instantly killed except the youngest daughter and the serant. who both died shortly after, and the walls of the room were partly blown out. KlTeet of -HIIimI-I'Ik" Krlnh. The term "blind pip" is colloquially used in the middle west to designate an unlicensed saloon. One of these was recently discovered by a farmer living on a blutf, who was 1 Hiring for water. After some days' work the drill dropped into a cavity and a suc tion pump prompt ly brought up a fluid which inspired all who drank with ininjrled feelings. Only after the hi nil man had eloied with the fanner's wife and his son had marred the old man's beauty with a four-lined fork was it discovered that the drill had tapped a hov'sbead of j'in stored in a cave in the side of the bluff. OUR PRISONS AND CRIMINALS. Kamt St. Ioi i has ."..won topulat ion and Ml ol ieemeli. who, in iv.ra, nia.l. I.irj arrests. Till. Create-t liiirnla-r of prisoners in any one .lay in t lMiis during Isyj . iu S .ii inU r Tiik I aliform ii,., IMry ha one prisoner vs j ,r .... tw.,L. T'. one "I. one 7:1. one ' i and tw . 71. I: lino I HTv':'l residents. Hi', jli.-e. and last tear bad :;....'.. trr,.kU nearly one half f..r intoxication. lU'KIIH ha no l.itc pri.ii. The com let are leaked and subl. xsed to individual iu various art of Ox alate. Ma.isk hail US ronvirt w. ho are em ployed in the manufacture of car riapc. harness, broom, furniture and clothing. Is the government prison at Yuma. Arizona, there have U-.-n only four fe male prisoners committed during six teen years. Tiik New York state prison at Al bany has 1 ,..-! inmates. The exeii,li turesofthe institution exceed the in come over ? KHI,()HJ a year. Il.l.lKoiM has l,4i0 convicts, nfl percent, of whom are under 40 years of ape. Of the Illinois convicts only m i,.r cent. re uxuxlucatetL 3 never wants ta learn, but the reads that QiiD Honesty CHEWING TOBACCO is the best that is made, and at ONCE tries it. and eavea money and secures mora satisfaction than "ever before. A.VOLD imitations. Insist on having the genuine. If your dealer hasn't it ask him to get it for you. 110. FIIZSR & BROS., loulrTlIIe. Kj- is stamped in the best watch cases made. It is the trade mark of the Keystone Watch Case Company, of Philadelphia, the oldest, largest and best known factory in the world 1500 employees, capacity 2000 cases daily. Its products are sold by all jewelers. It makes the celebrated yas.Boss Filled Watch Cases, now fitted with the only bow (ring) which can not be pulled off the case the A WATCH CASE OPENER SENT FREE, $40- OO PER WEEK FOR BILLING WORKERS f cither in, any afie, in any part of the country. it the employment which we furni-li You iii-. d not be awuy from hoiim overnight. You run pitt your whulethnft.it he work.oronlr your r-puv. i.m uicuU. A capital i not r-uir-'l ou run no rik. e supply you with nil tluit i in'.-.l..). It will cot you nothing to try the liuinis. Any out can do the work. Ileinn.'r4 inaLe inntiey fro.u ttiv start KAiture is iiiiknowii with our witrk. r Every hour yon luhor yon ran e:iily muke s.iellar. No oiii! who i 111 inn to work 1 11 il nuik- inure Dionry every .lay than ran he muile in thr'e dnyf at anyorttiuarv employment. Send fur tree book coutaiuiug the fullest iuformatioii. H. HAL LETT & COn Box 8SO, PORTLAND, MAINE. Mountain House STAR SHiVliiG PARLOR) CENTRE STREET, EBENSEURG. 'I'lllS well known ami lonit etit.ihe.t Sharmir X. I'arlnriK now Im-mul on 'entre utreei, op puKi. the livery "(utile ot t I'Hara. Ihtylr. I.ilth er, where Ihe Immnesi. will I e rarrleil nn in the luiure. shMm:, HAIK t'l'IMIN. AM SUAMI'IMHMI done In Ihe. uente-i an.) muat ariisne uimtnrr. (Mean Tonelia a ppeeialiy. w.lioleA waitel ua at their reM.tenre. J A.Mr-S H. A 1T, Proprietor g Xi" JLV y I flOO worth ot lovely Musk tor Forty I M . . Centa. consistine ot im paires J " w full sle Sheet Atuslc o the m latest, brightest, liveliest anj most popul.tr y selections. Nith val anJ Instrumental. gotten up In the most elegant manner. In cluJing four Ur-e siie portrait. CAHHEHCITA. thm Spanlsk Dancer. g ' PALR( HUM. the Great Pianist. g AULLI1A PA1TI and 3 miMHit seiwMA cvttinq. AMHM A LI oDf TO tr THE NEW YORK MUSICALECHO CO.J e bruaJw.iv Theatr.-I'Uf ., New York Qty. CANVASSERS WANTED. 5 Steel Picket Fence. CHEAPER . THAN WOOD RpliiiH I h ! '10 ti .. m m o. rri I.M. r..ta. W. .Hii.! I. j. rw.... r. aiw. .w rut Kc.err. cniV l-. trw ul Itmm firiiu. lkl Ikhiiou iw ..4 .ii kiwa. or ikk woaa. TAYLOR A DEAN. 0L 03 4 20 Market St. Pittbur9li. P.. FEES BROS.' Shaving Parlor, Mam Street, Near Post Office The undcrolif nert ilenlret tn Inform the pnh lln that they have opene.l a ahavlmc parlor nn Main treet, near the pout ortlce where hrberln In all lu hranrhe will ne carried on In the future. Kverylbinir neat and e lean. ' Your patronage loliclled. FEW uium. STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. A la.l Youth M lm TrU-a to Talk r.M-try to .low ett M Iter Auec.lotea. Joweifs realism ma.le him impatient of nil sliain or sh.iily, and very m.ich inclined to Jistrust all (rush and all ap parent unreality. It was a common story in old lialliol days that an undcr jrr:iduatr who had attended the mas ter's lecture- ou "Natural Keliirion" thought it the ri?ht thiug to pose as an unlicliever, and said: "The tact is. master, 1 cannot find evidence of ut iod anywhere." "You must find one by midnight or you will jfo down tomorrow," was the sharp answer that brought the j oun ; man to his senses, and discovered a di vinity that shaped his ends vlu-re it was least expected, in the clear com mon sense that would stand no trilling or levity in serious things. I rememlier his saying to a younsr man who had Wen taiUintr rather gush ingly of his love for the poets: "Iloyou vver write pvetry. Mr. M.?" "Yes. well, 1 do something in that way." was the answer. "Ne 'er mind," said the master, "how much you write as long as you burn it all." It was good u.l vice, and it was said with such a kitidiv smile that it was felt for g.iod On another occasion an undergradu ate gushed considerably about the glory of the bright spring day. "The shower of blossoms, thesong of birds, the music of Wes what a gift from Heaven it all Is! It makes us all ets. lhes it not make yon feel poetical, master?" said the rash youth. "No," said Jowett. testily "I think not. Take some more tea." Jowett's reality could not stand con ceit a bit more than he could get away with idleness. Instead of saying, as Harry Smith would say: "My dear sir, you are a very young man and Wloug to a very old college," Jowett would say straight out: "You are a very con ceited young man; do not W so fool islu" Corn hi 11 Magazine. ONE WISE MOTHER. No Soelal lutl-a Alloweil to Interfere wltti Ihe tare of Her lill.lre.i. A certain western senator had two sons, little fellows nine and eleven years -of age, when he came to the cap ital two or three years ago. Their moth er had devoted 'herself to their educa tion and pleasure almost exclusively; but here she found that the demands of society would not permit her to give quite so much time to them. So they were sent to school, and ofleii they had to go to bed without the pretty story One evening the mother noticed that the older Wy seemed unusually grave She was making preparations to go out to dinner. He said: "Mamma, are you going out again?' '"Yes, my dear; mamma lix to go She dislikes to leave you so much, but papa wants her. Co to Ihi1, my dears, and to sleep; you won't miss me then." "Mamma." said he. with all the grav ity of a full-grown man taxed to tin limit of his patience. "Mamma, how much lunger is this thing going to last'.' What is to become of us if you neglect us so?" The mother did not go out to dinner that niuht. She staved at home, told and read stories to the lys and ctted them. The result was, and still is, that the mother devotes all her Satur days to the youngsters. They visit the art gallery, the museum, the capitol, the old houses and the "zoo." "I enjoy it," she says, "as much as they do." Washington Capital. DEFECTS IN RUNNING GEAR. Fault r.iliite.1 Out him! l'roihery of llet tcr 'f liliiic l. ('"me. The running gear of cars as now constructed is only adapted for use on straight tracks. Hut, as there must be curves on roads, the trucks are simply forced around them. It is said that it requires one-third more motive power to carry a train around an ordi nary curve thau on a straight, track. This is due to the strain to which the wheels are subjecteiL In making a curve the outside track is longer than the inside one. Now, with a w heel on each track and fastened immovably to an axle, both wheels must make the same number of revolutions. In round ing the curve how is the inside wheel, which has a much shorter distance tn travel, to mal. an equal iiiiuilx r revolution i with the outside w heel? It is done in this way: The inside wheel slip upon the inner or shorter rail, while the outside one covers the longer distance. At the same time tlie incli nation of the track riuir.-d in making curves throws most of the load uih.u the wheel that is slipping, causing a great strain upon lioth w heel and axle. It has Wen computed that this strain is equal to double that of the rolling pressure on a straight track. To meet this the axle is made much thi.-ker te tween the wheels than at the jourria.s. where, all the weight of the car and load is carried. Though it has Wen long coming, I think the day wiii finally come w hen these defects in car trucks will W overcome. Pittsburgh Dispatch. That SlnkluK 1-eelloaT. A octroi, doctor is laying for a boy about sixteu years old. who came into his office one day lately, and, after get ting the doctor's advice, disappeared and has not sidcc Wen been, at least by him. "IhH-tor," said the boy, "I have a sinking feeling' all over, a great many times a day." "Kver at night?" asked the doctor. "Hardly ever." "Let me see .your tongue." The boy showed his tongue; the doc tor felt his pulse, and sounded his chest, worked a steth.iscope on him, listened at his heart-Wats and then told him what was the matter with him, and what to take for it. "May W my business has got some thing to do with it, doctor?" suggested the loy, as the doctor stepped into an adjoining room to get a phial. "Hardly that, I think," cheerily sung out the physician from the other room. "What is your business?" T run au elevator." responded the lad, and lie fore the doctor could get to him he had disappeared, as above stated. iK-troit Free 1'ress. iawy "0M-ruii..n. Ctpsies are particularly MiiH-rstitious regarding jn.rtraits, and it isararitv to lind the imrtrait of a true l.hen.iai, decorating any art gallerv or store window. They consider it most un lucky to W photographed, and will only consent to have their profiles taken in consideration of receiving wit limit asking for it. au old shoestring with wl.uh they can bind the spirit of ill luck certain to pursue the ,K-rsou whose like has Wcu reproduced. Apt Alliteration. Alliteration is very common, says S E. lU ngouh in t.t haw, in simple Saxon phrases which we are nsi,lir every honr. We s,val; of ,akin up our m.nds." "taking by turns," mg war." -rallying round." "running r.o ninn.njr a risk," etc. The samt J,X f"r,h t0 """"tical voids. Make r mar," "tHer and Pj-asant "grave and gay." "foul and la.r. 'sweet and sour," "fri,.,,,, uud foe. and so on ad libitum. IWerbs. "loch have Wen said to embody the abound in illustration of the same pracl ": oc swulW not mul e aViun-mc-r; "Waste not, want not;" "Time and tide wait for no man;" "A cat mar look at a kino ' -I'.. , , I,ar a King, Kvcry dog has hia Jay," and tt iorth. .u CARL RIVXOTUB, PRACTICAL WATCHMAKER ft JEWELER AND DEALER IN L r- 1 W "WANT A WAGON?' We hive wagons, rut,'tries, surreys. IIi;li grade, as lii;ht, slroiis;, durably "stylish, as beautilully finis!-rfd as modoniicJ nunula.ture can prinJuce. Built on honor by men of lite experience. Honesty is our policy; prompt shipment our specially. We uant to know you. Nrite us. O'sis y. .u nothing. May lead to business by and by. Snd for our taialovue. It is Irte to every reader of t'lis pafer. bmjj hamton Wat;.n Co., liini;hamton, N. Y. "BUILT FOR BUSINESS." ihri ? rv - resuirs rront v 'fetc A nt trT cl ea.nl i n ess andOTOM rvLt V It is a. solid c&ke Soj-scouring so&p Try ihinyournexh house-cleaning ajnd be happy Zrookin out over the many homes of this eoritry, we see thousands of women wearing away their lives in household drudgery that mipht be materially lessened by the use of a few cakes of SAPOLIO. If an hour is saved otch time a cake is used, if one less wrinklo gathers upon the face because the toil is lightened, she must be a foolish "woman who would hesitate to mako the experiment, and he a churlish husban J tvlio would grudge the fev? "onts which it cost. ELKHART CARRIAGE and HARNESS MFG. CO. Have asld t mnatn Tor 1 jran, aavinx Uieia tue dalcr pmllt. We are tbe Oldrat avail Lartnt uianutaciarert In inner. I. a st'liinir Wtii.-lea and liarnv a tbia way aliip WHO irlileir tn erauilnn tifr. any niuner Is paid. We ay freivlil l-iri walf nut hIiic t.irT. Warrant f.r J year. Why pay nn wemlkl t- il l. r.lr I-r y..u? Wrll y.ur um u urilvr. Hodnatree. We lake ail riok ut dauiae in abipp.ntf. WHOLESALE PRICES. Spring Wagons, S3I lo SSO. iiuaramp4 mum a.aeiiiui tMiuteb. Surreys, S63 to SIOO am aa aril for tios to 1J. Too Buggies, S37.SO, aa lloe u furau. Phaetona,S60 to Sioo. Farm Wagons, Wagonettes, Milu Wagons. Delivery Wagonsami Road Carts, kiiiuu o Ukx, vit a taiLuaix. Ho. ST. t array Uarneaa. Ku.".t'. Top Buugr. $43.00 SSvs $23.50 Oar VVlg-C ffZ Maaafae. 1 HKr?lL - ao. 1. I arm .Li.iiii.LtUtii.i i& Elkhart awyc . lD.r.f la. a frat. far afc .Ilk wirr. K. a 4. la pnuninlir tlrfn. wrldleaa ""H Pr l"iii a I !- nials-a. U'el lulnDil.dr'ip furvinKa. Mu.t, I aria Waun. Addreaa W. B. PRATT Sec'y. ELKHART. IND. RHEUEV1ATISIV1 1 1..-- i in 1. 1 ilix j-scs cause uutolj sutTerliiif. !v i..rs nuiiiit Hint tuy :ire difficult to euro sodotlii IrpatK-nta. Ialnr's c l. rr oiiifuud Lua prr mani'iit!y .-.. -t "! -orvt raws ot lucuioatisru au: neuraljfla so say tUisc ho liavo um J IL - Il:vlnsf Ifr-n troubled wIMi ib.'ii::'nii r nr the ktni' a-l finK Li live V i.rs. I ;is :iIiimisi tirn.lil.' i"V"l :.r.nn. anl r:m v. r.v .'fu ti .ntiiHil l i.ij I. -.I i..r un-k al u I lino i-nliii- ix- IU- f I '.i in. --, i .-h-ri l oni p iiinil. and was ptTrnMly .-iirii. I .an ii'iu iin.p around, and Iwl ua ll.oly us a boy." r kan k mi. i.i. Luivka. Nevada, ti oo. stxtorissn. irrujfjfists. Muiumoiii testimonial puprr frv. Wtui-a. HicHAKUaoa a:Cu..lTupa..burla1t(n,vi DIAMOND DYES ti'LZ "LT - Uilon then a oiIkt lei. FOR SAX t . Jno USE TO I OWNER . "Seeing is Believing." must be simple; when wr.rrl Z, mrirt jeaunjuit Uood these ' words mean much, but to see The Rochester - ill imnress th tmtK - m. . . , , luuiciuiuuir. au metal v - - , . " "u luaue or oil t V e'y'aJe breakabU. Like Aladdin's VI "wonderful lamp," for its mar- c ,: .v , F r ana Dnghter than gas li-ht V2 softer than electric light and more cheerful than ,hT L IXOK lor tbiaatamn t- . Rocbrstcr. and the itvl -J . and we will V f Mm iltSXtlt I. am m . " V "The THE 0 Tt SMBsSa. 1 1 1 I v - r v r-r ni u it Xx ' HAY-FEVER OLD-HEAD wy Vre.wm Balm m tu a hauid, mvjr auc iinmmav"mwi 50c Watches, Clocks J E W F. f.KY, Sflverware. Musical Instrnmentf Optical Goods. Sole Agent -HK THK Celebrated Rockford WATCHKS. ColumWa A"d Frelonia Watches. In Key and Stem Winders. uAROE SELKCTION of all. kind of JEWELKV always on hand. f M v line of Jewelry Is unsurpasHt d l!.nir and see for yourself before purrhaa ne elfwhere. ?T4I,L WOKK no JRANTKMl CARL RIVINIUS E Knshorit. Nov. 11. 185--tf. cjood revenue! Uoad Wacun. $55 Fa SlUta tltLM. Hvm and NEURALGIA Patno'atipiprir 'oniimni. i h-.a i-s n Bond lo im K.h tu.- ...m imo .-:tr ,,,r f. r.Tl wlili i.oiim.v i i i'f Ilie fi. :i i . .I..1..1 ,.ri.. il-ior f illing I" i nn- nn- I u ..- i,.. 1 ,1 , , nearlv four Ik.iii.- of in-. . n.t ..111. 1 ., ,,, tPHt' flOIII till-.lll'l:lllil. I im lojrou." CM as I i l.tmis. t int. hi x. Paine's Celery Compound "I li ivc Ui-ti cn-ailv :il!ll. l.,l Ullh ....f : rln iiiiiiiiii an. I . o'lld liu l i,.i r- li. ( 111,111 nn I .inn - . . I. T i .lM.il,. a tier uln mx 1.411. ..r ii.i, u.,ii. in.- 1 ji.i i,.,,-. ,-ur,-,i ,; 1 li. iii..it.' t...m.. . SAUl'l.l IU U'IIINniIN. 0. 4 '..1'l.lr.ll. . . Effects Lasting Cures. I'aliM-sivii-rj i .iiiirwi.iii-l Ua .-rlniuiod i:i;m oilier cun-s as inarvi-iniis as tln-s.-. r...i.-,.t b llf-rs wiit to any :i.1.n-. I l.-r,s:uil to t iki-, doi-s not .Itiiiirb. Inn aids ilitritu mu. and . niliol ly yi-v'.-Uihle; a tlilld ran take It. M liat'H tbe use of surtV-rlug longer with rLeuuiuti.stu or neuralgia? I BABIF&LMnunUietaUJFMia' OAulLo Uawv, Hearty. Jt u Iwy.Joi. it is not simple it is , in inree Dieces onlw i 11 thc lampdealer hasn't the n.iil. ua lor Jur new .lluaraVeJ S Su" . " -iae, New York City. Rochester." Cl,r" to. Tur k- . AfrpUfd into the nomtrilt it ia (if No. 781, BurTey. m mm. A r j p CHANGES IN IRISH NAMES. - Kawlj Comw fmni C'aiiil" and Kennedy from C'riuelil.ith. Kk-ly, or Kef ly. and sometimfS the name is written Cayley, but accorditiif to the lktsUin Post, more correctly tl'Keeley or O'Kiely, is a name d-rived from Oaoile. an individual of the same blood as the O' Donovans of Mnnster, and is written O'Caoile and Mavt'aoile, pronounced like O Keeley and Mac Keely. Mac Tire was chief of t'i-Mae-Caoile at the time of the Kntflish invasion of Ireland and. aceirdinr to old annalists, slew Kaynioiid Ie Uroti. His name htill urvivis iu the name of the village llaile-Mac-Tire. now Castlemartyr, in County Cork. The name Kennedy, or more correctly written O'Kennedy, is derived from Criiieidiiflt or Crinneidijrh ( iironounoed Kennedy) the king- of Mutiter and father of lirian Jloromha i l'.rien lioru. ) The septs of O'licfran, in Irish ll Uiapain, O'Cathasaih, angli cized U'Carsey, and O'Twomey or O'Tihj incy, in Irish O'Tuauia, are alM de 'sceiided from lXiuchuan, pronounced like iVmnetran. The name MacNcill, or MwNeil, originated with one if the progenitors of the tl'Uuairc (now writ ten t I'Uourke). prince of ltrefney fam ily. It sif,'iiti.'s son of N'eill (formerly written Niall.) The name has 1hu anirlicized to Ncilsoii and Nelson. This name is tlilTervul from O Ncill. w hich is derived friiu Niall of the Nine Hos tages, kiujr of Ireland iu the fourtlt century. - Covle, MacCawmel, MacCawcll and Caw mil arc derived from Kcarach, a brother of Murla'h Mor la-Earca (MurU Murr Mcl larka), the one hun dred and thirty-lirst tuouarch of Ire land. This Fcarat h had a son named in Irish Cathmaoill (pronounce.! Caw mill l. whose son tMk tlie name Mac Cathmhaoill (sirnifyiii','- son of ath inhoiHi. The Clan CampU-ll, of Ire land, had the same common progen itor, and the name is pronounced to the present day Cawiuell in many parts of Ireland. The name is derived front the Irish word cath, a battle, and maoilt, a heap. Caullield is from the same root; so also is the name Caffh well and several other corruptions of the old Clan Cathiuhaoill. The clan were located in I'lster, where many representatives yet remain. The uauie Heirarty, llaarty and Hajrg-arty is of Irish origin, and written I'lCKijr.-heartaih (pronounced O'llaf.' artyl. The name I lesmond has its or igin in the Irish word l)cas-Mhumhau (pronounced Dasvooau) wliich ' was afterward anglicized U Desmond, and means South Minister. Some of the owners of the name have tried to Xur mani.e it into D'Csmond. Dillon, Le Dillon and Diluane is traced back iu Irish history to an individual named IM-han Dilmhain (Lohan Dilwinn) who lied to France in ancient times, and one of whose descendants, ItoWrt I-e Dillon, or Dillion, returned with Denmd MacM iirrou(-h at tli time of the Norman conquest of Ireland. He was afterward yiveii a lare territory in I.-instcr, which his ilescendauts held until the reitrn of Queen Kliza-In-th. The Dillon family have ln-cn fa mous in Irish history for the past three hundred years. A number of them were chiefs of the Irish briyade iu the service of France, in which there w as a Dillon regiment. MISS CHICAGO'S BREEZY WAY. IJvnlnir Thlnra t'p A Dirmr, t ti 8lrltlaa iurta at m li..t-l. One tnorninr as we were having a melancholy breakfast as a prelude to a melancholy day, says a writer in the Wa.shiiurtoii I'ost, Miss Chicago ap peared upon the scene with bright eyes, red cheeks, ribbons llvim'' and feathers nodding. "Why, how do 3-011 do?" cried her cheery j'otinjr voice, "so plad to see you. Haven't h.-ard a word from you since we arossed on the Victoria to prether. What are you doin here? I have come to cousole a I'outy father; am afraid it will In- awfully stupid, but come and lowl with me after break fust and we will talk it over." All this was delivered so rapidly I had no opairt unity to interrupt, "ltowl with you. my dear little child?" I asked. "The alleys have Wen closed for weeks." "Were closed, you mean," said Miss Chicago. "Now they are open, and I have discovered two little ne ijTocs. whom I"m 4riinr to dress in red 11uni.fl zouave suits, who wait to do my bidding. We will bowl at ten. have a Turkish l.ath at twelve, ride at four, play jxiol lie fore dinner, and dance afterward." And it was even so. Every place of amusement connected with thc hotel had lccii closed. Miss Chicago turned the key which unlocked all the doors, and during the rest of my stay at the hotel we had the gayest sort of a time. KverylMxIy was happier be cause of the presence of this bright yonn' western pirl. The invalids smiled when she passed them, the servants rushed to do her bidding; the very animals seemed to know when she was near. I left her here, but I know there was weeping and wailing when she came to take her departure. Turned the lloa on Tlifiu. A twenty-round (.'love contest, which (Tave In-tter satisfaction than any ever held in LiviusUm, Mont., took place tin-re recently. Hcfore the contest it b aked out that it was to le a rank fake, and arrangements were made to five it a fitting reception. Time was called shortly after ten o'clock, and as soon as the principals entered the ring a section of the city hose was coupled onto a hydrant near by. lly the time the third round was called everj-thinr was in readiness, and while the prin cipals wore cnraped in carrying out the rankest of fakes a rush was made for the front window, a nozzle was thrust throiuh the feMass anj tjie fuji force of the water was turned into the rin'. The first shot struck one of tho combatants in the nniall of the back, resulting jn a knockout blow! Itoth the principals rushed from the riii(r, and the water was turned on the spec tators, few escaping1 without a drenching-. INSECTS. v 1 nil am cule that could run six inches in a 111a 1 ond and calculated that it must mrne sec- .. .... ess man 1,2(K times in that - -- ... j 1 1, i . T.... -i. -r. .u.uers are greatly annoyed bv worms which appear in the flour from time to time ami tin... . . .. . nu-riuUMy Uis- app..ar, without impairing the value of Lilt flfall ..:lTKE!, I EV"Ce C,ltofT theantenn - ttlm its companions, evident- . eo,u,,asS1nnatilfits sufferings, . of' 'flu? J?" '",ea ParlS with" drops 01 iiui.i from their mouths. Tiik aphides are the milch kine of and n" areLreerU,arlaPr' and nulktHl by the latter. Ants have ?- ..o n 10 Keep the aphides iu TIPlff ... . . 1 cap- s eows are kept 111 cities. Kia Imnnl.l B.-u . . - erowueu heads and the to tZ' The la,l-r is Rtt-J din rv C nia"'a 'r eatiup at t Uin.i0 times, and, although dinin.r copiously U-fore going uth"e t J.e gene, ally insists on the dispatch from the imrial kiUhens wf ful,' prepared siip,K r. which he devours iu one of the private room, of the thelur between the acts. JOB : : PRINTING. THK FMtKKMAS Printing Office Is tbe place to set yi-nr JOB PRINTING Promptly auJ aatinfaclotlly eKwuted. We will turret the (nices il alii lion.xat.le couipetitin. We don't do any hut fiist-rlt-H wmk mud want a living price fr it. Villi Fast Presses and New Type We are prepared U turu i.ut Jh lNini nn:",f every disci Iption In I lie FINKST STYLE and mt the verv Lowest Cash Prices. NothiUK nut the hest material used and our work rpabi lor itaeif. We are pre pared Lo print ou the ttliortrg. notice PrTKK, PllHlKAMMK, BiniNEsf tUuirs 1'a(, P.11.L Heads, Monthly iSTATKMKNTS. Knykuh-m, Labels. t'UM'Li.AKS. Wkdki.no and VlblTINO CAHDM CHM'lill, NoTKf", UKAKT8 liRCRIPTM. liOND WOIIK. Lktteh and Note Hkads, and Hop and Pahty Invitations Ktc. We can print anything from the amallest and neatest Yi-ttiuii ('aril In tlie laiitest Punter on slmrt nonce and at llm most Iteasonabie Hales. riie rainlirii Frocmau EKENsniTIIG. 1'EN'N'A KLEIN'S SILVER ACE Rye "Whiskey. I'ttla Mhlk)r la nnrllalr.1 fur HI K-T . A.. . A M I.KMKtl. . X - ''.!. I. II la rrra i-uilril l.v ili)lrlan-, m-I mmI r..d..r.. Uy Hi Irailiaf l.o.ilaiii l lite coun try. A.M rN I -c-la.N Uraitea li. ! Ida at nit dflrra !.- II. II rll .All arr full MMrt rirrmnrrr-. If a r drali-r lUfii not 4 11. C MAX KLEIN'S, H3 Federal Klrrrl, Allricliri.)', I . and II will ! alilie.l lo y nn l)' riprrm, il.l. II AKl.Ks IVII. Write li.r I'ataliiuue. Milel Fro. Iet.-i;.lly. MRS. ELVIRA HATCH. HEART DISEASE 20 YEARS. Dr. Kile JVatftVai C. SlkXart, Ind. Iiab Pibs: Fnr n yan I waa troubled with heart auwu. Wull frv.iiciulv have tallinkT aiwila aui'l Mnotberinir at uihi IIiwl to mt up or -' iut of bed to trraihe. Had pain In my left aide and back noM.if tlie time; at lat I Iwtma dmrnni. 1 wu very nerviHia and nearly worn out. lba laaai sciieoent would cauiie me to THOUSANDS fES with fimterinjr. For the laM fifteen yean I could Dot sleep on my leftside or ttark until tiecan lakina; your flwt (Vrf. I bad not taken it very Ionr nntU I felt ranch better, and I ran now alet-p on eitbar aide or bark without tbe lea-st diacim fort. 1 have no pain, amothen ng. lroy, no wind on atomacb or otoer disacrveable symjitoma. I am able to do all my own bnunework without auy trouble and conmapr mywlf cured. Klkbart. Ind . ixr. Hit Ki aiat Hatth. It ia now fourear ainee I have taken any medicine. Am In better heal lb than I Lave been In 44 years. I honestly t - -hevethat Milt' Arts f I U fT D Hear cWe saved my life w it I U and made me a well woman. I am now 02 yean of ace. and am able to do a Knod dav'a work. May 2m. 1892. Mas fcLaiaA UaTCB. Sold on m Paaitive OuarastM. Dr. MILES' PILLS, 50 Doses 25 Cts. Scientific American Agency for CAVEATS. TRADE MARKS. DESICN PATENTS. COPYRICHTS 1 urininrminnn ana me Han1lwvik ant'tn Ml N.N U ItiK.AiiM.tr. Srw Vohic. Ol.leat burraa fr Ms uruiK -iein u, Am.-n.-a. r.viry aU-iit taken out l.y u in l,riu.-lil l--t..ra tbe public ttj a uuuoa tfivuu free ot citurne in Lb Scientific mcticau Larreet etrrnilatlon of any aciimtlfle paper In the TKirliL r-iluilidlr illuLraie.l. Si, ii.t.-llu-.-nt uaa should be wltl..ut iu Weeitlr, v:.lnl J ear J flalalz months. A.l.lrw. M f N a XI. KkUMitiu, Jbl iiroauway, Jcs VurkCity. Cures tbonft&nds anniiftllrof LiverCom plaints, MiliousnesH, Jatindice, Dysnon eia. Constipation. AlAlaria. Mr.ro Ills result front an HnhealtbyLiverthananv other cause. Why nnfTer when you cm be cured f Dr. Sanfnnl's Liver Invigor atoria a celebrated family medicine VU UklU.Ir HILL Hr-nv lc. FARQUHAR If. Atrvr VAi'itw v. i miction Frri boat Set Works in trie World. Sawmill & Engine rlnceived the Metal and l!i.jhesi"Amard at 'ho tvo-lds Coiumb.an Et paction LjV.II!:''-'1 Mills. M.tiinerr J.J.i..UM ArrK-ultural ln.,.i.-,r-.n. ,.f lu-t O...I ' " ' pra-w fmad u llluMrl.-d M.ia V. LI. FARQUHAR CO., Ltd.. YORK. PEN N A. ' n you isinni ciL-xsi-s? rvts lxaminui i ki:n or Spe-ctaclcS prrfrctly titled - s4 (awnsletl fjracar. Artificial rvn lnn1 d. J. IMAMOM. Optki-in. Catak'd. t6i. .ata M., Ill MU tMi. PA. 1 TOMawt: NriiTHTHt tivra aiuar ar im oanrn. . V - --Ur- -- ' . ' . - s.-- A DKKADKl) (iUKSl. European Courts Asraln to Be I0. vuxlod by tho Shah of Persia. Ilia fondoct former lalta N.ahMh( ICoyal flety That It Held Its llU)J, l p In I uafTr--ted Horror a..d Conateruavtioau 'The fhah is cominjr airainr ;,Hlj lyor.l. il.-livt-r us!" Sin-h tin- f. rv.-i,; litany of tin courts of Kurorx-. y,ir "in announced that .luring th.- jin-v, ,( yi-iir Nii"r-cil-I in, the kiin' ,f 1,;,, will ilf!ccn.l from the Ji"ai-. U t! r,,,l( and tnakr a tour of the clii. f . aj,, of l!uro.c as the iuct of t ! v,V(.r ci'iis thereof. !. say that tin- i.v causes consternation is to t.nt iln-iUv. t.M. mildly. It is a reim ..f t.-r. r l liccominoi me mi.hi win li.u Mlitical si-J-niiicHiice. Ilf that. ini),!, r . iv , iiiff to the I (iiluii.-liiliiii 1 jtii.-v. 1 1 no doubt. And merely on tl.a! is jH-rhajis well that lie is to .-..i,,,. fairs are in a had wav in l-. A?- There is widespread ili ..-..1,1, ,,, u'(i the hlialis rule, hased chiiH ,,,, t(1(. legation that he is su!isi-rvi. i:t t..).r((. jM-an inlliieiu'es. Of tdis .1 i,., ,,ltt. priests arc the chief pr nn. , 1 , j deed, the whole priest li. .1 mI .,f M,,-,.,,,. pire is hostile to thc shall. an,i jt, jJf tility is scarcely disf uised. f'crtaiu it is, at any ral.-. thai t',e Hussian jrovcriiinciit is in .-!,,. M, patliv and ai-fiv.- allian.-.- w,ii l'cr-.ian priests in tln-ir . 1 1 1 . t , t Im- si 1 ah. And t In- chief oh j,-. , .f r i-il Itin'h approacltiuo' vi-it t., .nr,, i-., first, to see what aid atni .-niiif.,.) he catijet from liiflan.). rinaiivai j Au?.tria for thc uiaintenan f , , throne: and. second, failing tii;ij t i make the lMst terms he can uiMi llu- si:i. f'n these o-r mn.ls al t.'i.-r,. would Ih- Iio ol.ject i.i tu lii . ,-. iirui,.. for Kiij-'lainl has n-1 out tn I.ii.m ;i ra (. road t hr.ui'.'-h Palestine an.! s. ,( India, or to the Persian i.'u!f ;,t ti least, and it ir then-fore lii; l,U ,,. ,r. aide to ifrt on 1 he -li set p .... ,,(. j,..,.., of friendship .wit h the sliah. An.! i .. end could farl-tt.-r ! ctf.-i-t.-.t I.vIm. intr him i-oliie to Iwilaii.l t !ian l. in any m.uilMT.if anili.isa l. .1 - t,, , ,u at Ti hi-rai:. The troiil.le i. I,..u,.i,r that l.c com.- not i!i.-r.-l a - an in,j,,r. taut H.lili.-al jmtsi .uare. hut a- a 1.,.,,. offensive individual m-isi ma. -as i. 1 and it i:. in this latter ca pai-i I t !,m r has liU-rally strit-l.eii with .h-iaav at,; horror t he courts of Kur. p.-. u ! r. !, last i-it.it ii.n is only too well r.-m. iu I..IC.I. Mis lirst visit to Kurnpe was tua.l.- in ls7; and his second in I Tn. Ili-i-an.r airain iu l-s;. aiul it was then i.tisrn,,) t hat his maimers hail 11. .t in tin- 1, a.i improved. He st il 1 insist .-il . f. ,r . ai!, ple. oti throw ini.r under tin- tat. I.- I, plates and other dishes as fa-t a- dr irot thri.iij.r-h with their contents ',r. haj.s that is tlie appi.n..! IVr-lu table ct irprette. l'.ut in a siuiiitu .U'H furnished iur.p-a 11 pala.-.-. w it !i i t. i a as frat'ile as i--'sh.-l 1-. aiul .,rtti ji, wcit.rht ill j.rold. it is. to sav 11..- t.-a-.. ' rather trt iiiL'. At his fir-t liiiin-r as the (.'nest of Oiiecn i. t-.r.a. in 1 -xi.it is sa id. he 1 hus destroyed a t !i..i!u:, : dollars" worth -..f rare china . a.. sul's-.Ui'iit m.-::ls a ijiiinl.ir 1 f m.c-s w ere kept sta n.liti .-lo-,- lH t i. :l to : tiat-li lip hi . pl.it.-s t!,e 1 ... .ru.-i.t !.-se-ll.-d il; Hie w It II Ihe'll.orat I :i-;'. take theiu from hi-. I.an I i.,; enltld throw them llll. t.-r t!..- ! 1'... Kv. Il h".piti' tll.--.e .. eai: : ' broke several t hili'-. an t h. ' 1 he ot In r 'ii.- t s on t l.c fe.-t an I : .ii w it h t he ilislu-s. till 1 .lie . M'.asi. .11 t he shall v. a- c at the table next to ..ne.f : ... 11. stat lV ail. I dii'llitie.l Io ai pi .lie. -1 - KurojH-. He w a- h. ljn-t t .. .i. u-:...:-ai'us. c.M.i.e 1 ina M'. n!.ai! !. I. , iiianii. r. I'n Lnn' up a 1 in I ;- . l.-rs. hi" licked t lie eli.i . .t .t .v : .).' lit delight. '1 hell 1 on. ! ;. - t . f.i- '.r tie!).' Iil .r In i-m Iu i m.-il : l.a' I. a' It- a (r.N. il i-.!"aml thru--t the sain.- -tj into her mouth fur In r a'.s.. ;.. t.i-t.- Nor w as his c. iiiv.-i sat i..n li -. ::i barrassinr than his table inaini.rv laikiiiiT with a iiobK inan . f iiatil.v tiin ti.ni. he suddenly aske.l: " Is lhal your wife .n. r there 'cs. yotir majesty." "lint sin- is old and iie-h . V. Iiy .! . you pet rid of her and ta!;e a in -a . li' j oiii' . if t he. v y. .tint..- u;i l pre ; ! y n ...m i. " As he spoke in a tone (erfe. !l;. su. !r , liletothe lady under ilisei : iiide.-d to most of the cuiupasiy i" : ' r.nm. the si'iisati.in jiro.l uee.l iu:iv 1"' ; be left to the imagination. N-.r j the scene les.s ciiibaiTassin s li.-n I'1' . shah one cvctiinir a ppr ai lie. I "!' : the royal princ;ssi's ami U-e-.m t.i j ' -and pinch Iter ilump shoiiiil.-rs. sa.:- ; 'Ah, y.ui are the kind ..f ..maii , like! You arc not all hoin-s! 1 rid of., ne. .f mv wives atnl t .lie-: t. lu-r place!" The shah is. however, as a inatt-r fact, a particularly amiable an. I I hearted man. For this he h-i I'"' II. .ted since his boylioo.l. It i a I'1- tcr of authentic record that on a certain ocea'-ioii i i ab. forth on a tour throiiii hi- : attend,-. 1 by all his .-unit ;. retinue, nil of whom ivit. a. the road, when he found ! t! sl.j .111 ' s ; - .ill i i -,: " :, 1 a vc ' :..'l! ' '' is ' ii r ' fast asl.-.-p on the identical which he wished to wear, he sat him .low u to wa.t should of its own ace H' l u a have its couch: and that to ass for some time, tin retinue were dismiss,-.! f..r T tin- start post p. it.ed iiiitil t' when, hi- it obsi-rvid. th. ten.lants tin.k "'o,l cure ' airain should use the mant'. f.T il . -. , r ntflPI E. I tMUIUta Ut- I nc rt-w. i Kx-Sm kktakv ok A. .i:m i r":t t man clears tifly thousand !ar' I. uually from his st.n'k farm in Mi-"1" ? 1 I'MTKIi STATKM Sl-.N a Toll 1 It1 . AS 1. MAKTIN. of Virginia. I'',,r. ', smoked, chewed or drank, and dm' sw car. f . Sknatok fh.KMAN. of Marylan'. M' tends to make a journey " 11 ll '"f t . il V carlv next summer to Alaska ' f .."ill r,..-..l ..vi.... siv.lv al.ii'k' "r f citic coast. vv I'.IM.KKSSMAN U. S. Iltlb "11 s..uri. is thr lare-cst fanner in i'"'" ; lie has eighteen hundred ' , ? lKittoin land and this y.-arrai'1' ' " lifty thousand bushels of fiain Kx-Skn Ai'oit Dawks is livmi.' '1"';, in his Pittstield home. t rau!.'cl. ' " '"J -he si'cnis i-rfcctly contented ' j ipjiet life after alH.ut thirty ''4 an unusually busy public career. The While ICI.lnoeer.ia. From a letter addressed by l',t now-ned, sportsman, Mr. Scion-. ' , Ixtidon Field, it apiears that tha I . ri. .us and rare animal, the r t, f en, has not yet pone the " 'V, .u I l d.Klo and thc prcat bustanl. lJ.A some have ventured t pivc Mr- -J authority for sayinp ttl:tt '"' '"" 1 It is to thc a'cupation '' ,.i Mashonaland. which kept t!- " 'J ti.o.ters. ti tlie w.-st of th"' I ' L river, that this pcntlciu.m the f:ct that in this part a mens still surx ive the c.iiist.ii t 1 ( tion which in l.-ss than t. "u ' has utterly extcrtuinat.sl ti" '" 1 ..ll.i.r ii..rlL.li of a.Hlth till'1'1 , if There may vet." Mr S. i -"- -" . . t ... . a. ten, i Mr even tweniy left, Irut certainly i't f UusJt tls Latter sMssutaf- jj