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AROUND THE GLOBE.
There are forty vegetarian restaur
ants in London.
Ji?ssri, (5a., & town of over one
thousand inhabitants, has not had a
death for ten months.
Stephen LAXGTON.archbfshop of Can
terbury, first divided the Bible into
chapters and verses about the close of
the twelfth century.
Mish Mary Powell, of New Castle.
Ind., has attended school for nine
years without beinp absent or tardj-,
walking nearly a mile to the school
hou se.
Argentine and Urufruay are tne
richest of all countries in horses and
horned stock; Austria has the most
sheep. Italy the jioorest horses,
Portugal the poorest cattle.
William I'esn's trrave is in the
churchyard of the little meeting liouse
at Jordans, in Buckinghamshire, Kntf
land. and (Quakers hold a service there
annually, in memory of the founder of
Pennsylvania.
In several respects, China may lie
called the antipode of America. Its
people drink their tea cold and their
viii"s warm, wear white for mourning;
and a pupil, when reciting, turns his
back to his teacher.
CURRENT HUMOR.
Talk about women being flighty!
Look at bank cashiers" Texas Sift
ing. Lecti'rer "We eat too much!" Old
Lady (in loud whisper) "She's one
o' the eommitty." Cleveland l'lain
dealcr. Strong "Would you call Supple's
wife handsome?" Weak "Yes if I
was talking to Supple." Raymond's
Monthly.
It is the little things that tell. If
you don't believe it ask the big sisters
who have small brothers. Philadel
phia Record.
Hicks "Yonr heart goes out in
sympathy to the poor?" Wicks "Yes,
though it sounds like rank egotism to
say it." Boston Transcript.
Jii.i.son, who sat. near one the other
night, says the only thing reserved
about a theater party is the seat each
member occupies. Butfalo Courier.
Emti.ovkr "Are you a college
praduatc?" Applicant "Xo, but I'm
'ust as good. I can kick eight kinds of
wind out of a football." Detroit Free
Pre ss.
GLEANINGS FROM "TRUTH."
Got There First. Cobble "I called
at Miss Kcdbud's the other ui"ht aud
she asked to )e excused." Stone
"Yes, I saw you from her parlor
window."
Cruutsm. "A pretty face," whis
pered the fire-eater, apropos of the new
Circassian "irl. "Not strong enough,"
muttered the contortionist, who was
notoriously enamored of the iron
jawed woman.
A National Characteristic. Lord
Forgivua "I can always tell an Ameri
can by what he drinks." William Ann
"But he drinks anything he can get."
Lord Forgivuz "That's the way I
tell."
Hark The shark and his family
were gathered about their lowly board,
partaking of the summer-girl who had
ventured too far from the beach.
"Here'." suddenly exclaimed the moth
er to the youngest, "don't take the
heart. You must think dentists' serv
ices are cheap." Above their heads
the ocean rolled, and ten thousand
fleets kwept over it in vain.
LAWS OF THE LANDS.
No hoy is allowed to run an elevator
in Omaha unless ho is over eighteen
years old.
Simon (IkayPon, of Columbus, Ind..
has been found guilty of training u
parrot to cry "I'gly Calla, Calht lives
across the street."
Pasiehoari milk tickets are thought
to spread contagion; therefore Mayor
Ovllerich. of Nhkosla, Wis., prohibits
their use in that city.
An Lnglish girl, who fell while
dancing at a ball and broke her leg,
has sued her jartncr for damages on
uccount of his clumsiness.
Atstria is the most lenient to mur
derers, lu the ten years ending IsT'J
there were eight hundred and sixteen
criminals found guilty of willful mur
der in Austria, of whom only twenty
three were put to death.
RELIGIOUS NOTES.
Tiik American I nter-Seminary Mis
sionary alliance held at New Haven.
Conn., was attended by one hundred
and seventy delegates, representing
thirty-one seminaries and a dozen de
nominations. A r tine of the monthly union meet
ings of the live Cumlerland Presby
terian F.ndeavor societies of Nashville.
Tenn.. four young people volunteered
to go as foreign missianaries.
Tuk Salvation Army lias secured a
strong foothold in Buenos Ayres.
During the financial troubles it was
able to help thousands of men thrown
out of work to ftod and shelter.
The Eiideuvorers of the Christian de
nomination in New England are sup
porting a missionary in .hi pan. Those
ont of New England propose to raise
one thousand dollars for a second mis
sionary. POPULAR SCIENCE.
The largest apes have only sixteen
ounces of brain; the lowest men have
thirty-nine.
ioi.n can lie beaten twelve hundred
times thinner than printing paper.
One ounce will cover oun hundred anil
forty-six square feet.
An ostrich's egg is about seventeen
inches by fifteen inches. The measure
ments of the egg of the crocodile are
normally nine inches by six and one
half inches.
(reat as have been their advances
in recent years in other respects, the
Japenese people have remained singu
larly deficient in stature and physique.
A government commission, after pro
longed investigation, attributes this to
an almost exclusively vegetable diet.
A Warning.
,Trem,s people are alarmed bv
unusual or the iine.TOected. Oc
casionally in a late, cold spring Eng.
hsh birds will tap on the house win
dows m hopes of a meal. If the in
mates are superstitious the tapping js
looked upon as a warning. A doctor
w as one day in February summoned in
lu a iarmnouse on the
...t.e room at the door. We knowed
tL;CalI"dw' ""t it muat
nflL? " Ut
PITHY AND POINTED.
i i.. .
" Thinkino right will keep us from div
ing wrong.
Ooodnf.hs is contagious when it
comes close enough to touch.
Smallpox Is not any more conta
gious than a good example.
The man who will not improve Ids
talents steals from himself.
Love's name can be written only in
blood drawn from its own heart.
A man with a quick temper is as so
safe as a ship loaded with dynamite.
One of the tests of a fine nature i
the effect joys and morrows have upon
at. ilam'a iicca.
moor, lie
feet , HI "ian !n bl"1' but In
fect health and asked why he had
Ken sent for. "Why, sir," answered
the daughter- n-law -ft
nevtr wants ta learn, but the
reads, that
OLiD honesty
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On receipt of ten cents in stamps they will
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Mountaiu House
me SHAYI1IG PARLQR1
CENTRE STREET, EBENSBURG.
"HIS well kouwD and long- ftabllshed Sharms;
IiiliiI!, IK, llvarv it.hl. aI II'U.m It. .i. . V
r. whers ths bnsiness will t e carried on la the
lotoro. SHAVI.NC. 11AIK Cl'lTlNlt AMU
SHAMPIKilMl dnoi In tha aeatent and must
art l at ir manaar. t'lean Towels a eelalty.
s.Lauiss naitod uo at their renldeare.
JAMES H. (1 A NT.
fmpriator
FEES BROS.'
Shaving Parlor,
Mam Strect,Near Post Office
.The andmlKBe.1 denlres to In lorn the nub
lie that they bare opened a abarlnx parlor oa
Mainmreei. aear the pawt odtee where barberlna
la all lu branrheis will Oa earned oa la in
future. Ererunlnx Beat and eieaa.
s'eur patruaige ulleited.
rtjua uuom.
rt
WHERE THE MONEY GOES.
Sokthkkk says that the earnings of
the I'russiati pejle increatl 2ft per
cent, from l7i to 1SS5.
Si.nc'K the iK-pinning' of the present
century the land of Great Britain has
doubled in as.Mssed value.
Tuk average cot.t of city houses in
this country is estimated at 4,700; of
country houses at SI. 050.
The world has a larpe part of its
wealth invested in 3.25.rHH fixed and
107,150 locomotive eufjines.
Tiik jieople of tJreat Britain devote
"5.MI:,oikI of their wealth every year to
the support of the clergy.
Tut merchant marine of ireat
llritain is e(ual n value to that of all
the rest of the world's ships.
Tuk ussessed valuation of tlie United
States, according' to Mulhall, is Jtl3,
ooo.ooo.ooo. r s;5.ooo.ooi,ooa.
The annual value of the olothinj?
made in the United States and Europe
is estimated at gj.'ju5.000.000.
A i.i. the Australian colonies are as
sessed at il.5oil,lM)0.(MK), most of which
is uiortared in (treat liritain.
Tuk estimated value of the beer and
spirits made in this country and
Europe is stated at S-i.055,tH)0,0U0.
LITERARY TID-BITS.
One of the most thoroughly original
works in English is Kcillain. a play in
twenty-five acts. It was written by
Nat Lee when confined in a mad
house.
The first private library mentioned
by history was that of Aristotle, It. t".
a:U. Strabo says it was larjre. but
does not mention the number of
books.
Tiik first known European librar3
originated in the present to the fam
ily of Key nlus by the Koman senate of
all the books seized at the capture of
t'arthajre.
lH'itix the last century an original
copy of Manila Churta, seals, sipna
naturcs and all, was found in the
hands of a tailor who was about to cut
it up for patterns.
So many forjreries of ancient works
have been perpetrated that some crit
ics have been led to suppose that all
the ancient writing's we possess are
but impostures.
Many of Lady Mary Wortley Monta
gu's letters were destroyed by her
daughter, who imagined that the
family name was impaired by connec
tion with literature.
WRITERS AND THEIR WAYS.
Li'CAN died repeating a passage from
his own poems.
Mll.Tox was extremely anxious to
have his poems properly punctuated.
Roscommon died repeating the lines
of his own translation of the Dies Irae.
Dr. Wakto.n says that most of the
English poets were notably handsome
men.
I'ascai. often copied a composition
six or eight times before allowing' it to
be printed.
I)yikn always trembled violently
for some time after concluding an in
teresting poem.
Ckrvan iks wrote a new dedication
to one of his works after he had re
ceived extreme unction.
Cickko was a notable punster. A
collection, not now extant, of his puns
was made by Julius Oesar.
Stkknk and t'hurchill were always in
a quarrel with some reviewer of their
works. Uoth hated critics.
IIakiu. the great French dramatist,
wrote eight hundred dramatic pieces
between the years lO0 and 10:17.
RIBBONS AND RUFFLES.
A bonnet of shirred satin, with vel
vet rosetJ.es and elaborate garniture of
lace anil small ostrich tips, is voted
one of the most attractive models of
the season.
A MOMFICATION of the blouse waist
idea has the back drawn down
smoothly over the lining, the sides
almost elose-tittinp aud the front in a
full-draped vest. The btyle is very
pretty.
A ( HAKMIMI eveninp-bonnct is made
of a roll of vCJiite satin ai)d heliotrope
velvet. The crown is a bit of oriental
embroidery in white and gold, and the
trimming is of aigrettes and tiny os
trich plumes. .
Ai.tiioi on very much is said alxuit
the ovcrskirt. it must not for a moment
be supposed that fashion arbitrarily
demands it. There are quite as many
dresses without as with it: and the
drapjH-ry idea, while it gives variety to
an iibportcd assortment, is not byany
means adopted by the generality of
women.
NEWSPAPER WAIFS.
It is the little things that tell. If
you don't believe it, ask the big sisters
who have small brothers. Philadel
phia IU-cord.
J riHiK vllave you anything' to offer
the court lefore sentence is passed'."
"No, your honor. My lawyer took my
last shilling." l'uck.
Clara "Would you take Walter
Handsome and Arthur Handsome for
brothers?" Amelia "Yes. I have al
ready promised to be a sister to them."
Kaymond's Monthly.
"Ax r why do you want me to give
you a dime?" asked the benevolent ohl
gentleman. "Well," replied the bright
Wggar, "to tell the truth, I'm in the
soup, and I want to reverse the situa
tion." I'hiladelphia Record.
BRIEF FUN.
"The woman of the hour" is the one
who has breakfast on time.
The Voitii-"And what shall I do
to have my fellow-men speak well of
me?" The Sage "Die."
"Willie has a terrible cold on his
chest." "Dear me! How did he catch
it?" "Went out one day without his
chrysanthemum."
Staukhomk "They tell me the aver
age cowboy's language is full of dash
and piquancy." JJinwest "I don't
know alniut the piquancy. From a
printer's standpoint, though, it is cer
tainly full of dash."
uARGEST STEAM HAMMER.
It Weighs 1SS Tons and Covers 44 Feet
of Moor Surface.
--."The new 1'25-ton steam hammer just
completed by the ISethlehem Iron Jfc
Steel Company, liethlehem, la., is the
largest ever built. The hammer was
designed by John Fritz, superintendent
of the company, and stands some M
feet high. It covers a floor surface 4i
feet square and is rrf the usual A-frame
construction. The steam cylinder is ft
feet 6 inches in diameter, and has a
stroke of Ifl feet 6 inches. The total
weight of piston, piston rod, ram and die
Lsl iMous. The foundations for the ham
mer and anvil are independent of each
other, and the space between is filled in
with crib work. The hammer founda
tions consist of a pair of heavy ualls.
30 feet in height, laid parallel uortU
and south of the anvil foundation.
These walls rent upon piles driven to
the rock bottom. The anvil founda
tions consist of a timber framework
bupiMtrting' several layers of iron and
t.tcel slabs, arranged in longitudinal
aud transverse layers. The anvil i
made up of solid east iron blocks,
averaging 10 tons in weight. The anvil
block upon which the material is to be
hammered is faced with steel and meas
ures 11 feet iu length, 6 feet in width
at Udtom, 3 feet in width at top. Mils
m Uc,th vl a tetet incite.
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PRACTICAL -
WATCHMAKER
AND DEALER IN
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m la I
"WANT A WAGON?' m
We have wagons. Pugtries, suneys. High grade, as light,
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"Thri is a,
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cleanliness djnc
VAwOrk sbbbbbbbV mM asT . ...
m.aT r m aai
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Tiy ihinyournexV house-cleaning aLnd beh&ppy
Looking out over the many homes of this corjitry, we see thousands
of women wearing' away their lives in household drudgery that might be
materially lessened by the use of a few cakes of SA.POLIO. If an hour
is saved oach time a cake is used, if one less wrinkle gathers upon the
face because the toil is lightened, she must be a foolish woman who
would hesitate to make the experiment, and he a churlish husband rrJjo
would grudge the few nts which it cost-
RHEUMATISM P NEURALGIA
Tte-se lain uiseaes cause uutuia sufleruia'.
Lki. r!;.liuit lUat lliey are dimcult to cure
so do tbelr pat lent a fame's
Celery Compound baa p.-r-luajueutly
t Jcl "orst
cases of rheumatism tul
iit iirult'li so say tUjse Uo
Lave used It.
"Havlnu r-a troubled
wth rbeunmt isir at the knee
aid fiK4 ! live years, I .is
uUikwi ui.jble i4i(et annum.
n.l was v ry ofieu i.linej
to my ttt f.r weeks al a
FOR SALE.
NO USE TO
time I us-l oiily one Uit-
r ' "e f I'aliie'a elery 1 oni
f Y. p .udcI. and waa iwrfectly
cured. I run tiow 'uinp
11 arouiid. aiid feel as lively us
t a buy." t .HAKK SKiM.1.
B Eureka. Nevada.
tl.oo. Six for $5 Otis Druggists.
aammoUl testimonial paper fre.
Wnxa. Ricb aamoM S Co.. props.. Burltnnron,vt.
niiliniin nvrc Give Fatter and Bripklrr
UIMmUHU Urt& CoLurt Uan mnn otKer lyn.
Seeing is Believing-."
And a good lamp
must be simple; when it is not simple it is
not ecxxL Sim J uutifuf n..i
l words mean much, but to see "The Rochester"
will impress the truth mnr fnrriku ah . .i
- v.
toueh and seamless anH mtA
it is absolutely safe and unbreakable. Like Aladdin's
of old, it is indeed a "wonderful lamp," for its mar
velous lirht is nnrpr 9txA kn'V.. .i i-
softer than electric light and
and we will send 6 f Umf"!!0 ."l-0" " " "tcd cataloRue,
Tariet.es from the geU lmp Sto7emlAi Wo " aMOU
HUCHEMEU L19P ca. At xr . .
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HAY-FEVER
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50c
. j.tirunn tvte
"9 ur-uutfiKiM or ten i oy taail on rtrtipt of prise.
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WHOLESALE PRICES.
Nartatf Waraaa. Il.lh SMI .--J
aa m.Ji for lu u ak.
"r".
fa. 41. Wagon. $43. a4Uk vv uetfarr wmk
r aU No. I Ou
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i.AKGK SELF.CTION or ALU KIND
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CARL RIVINIUS
E lenshurg. Nov. 11. 18H5--tf.
good revenue!
SAPOLI0:
Palne's cvier on.w.'n,. ii.o
send to me. Koi tle p.iM iwo i.-.r I !.. i- .:
fered mlt n neuraliria (if Hie tu ait .. t..i .!
diielur fttUiuvf lo ?tre in I lnii- ti t 1
nearly four Th.iiii-s of the mpum ' .
fn-e fiimi tlie otnpl.tl'if. I !: jr i
luyoU." CHS II I-r IS, t'el.Ital Vlll..!-.! u
Paine's
Celery Compound
-1 nave licen pr-atty arltli-led itti acute
rheumatism, and toiild flml no relief until I
U--d l':illie s elery 'itlikllnl. After UH.7
ill Uttii.-sof Hits iitedieliie I am lw rui. J u
llii iilii.iili' Irimt.U-.-
Slll'U IlklCHIMWiN. SO. fnrillMl. N. If.
Effects Lasting Cures.
I'alne'slVlery CotiipoutMl bax perfunned i:i;in
other cun-s ns miirreliaiH as llie-. - eoptes i
letters ent to any addres. I'leasaut U lake,
does not .list urb. I"it nni.t dltfetil Ion. and ent 1 re
ly vegetable: a tbild can tnke It. W list s tba
use of surlerUii; longer wlib rbeiiniiitlwni or
neuralgia T
I n jnirn Linno Jtpon Ixirtaltd 'cxxi art HmUh
OAOltb Happy, Hearty. It u InajHuicO.
w.wk.Aa 4111 ftllCLJll,
;n : i.
more cheerful than either.
-, jivot a ora ;iiy.
Rochester."
f av
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or powdsr. Applied into the nottriU it it
su4ia, auauM uimimmation. henu
50c
mw. ovum wwlu pnf
anwi m aaad. ar.
MlatMIMi
aa ao $!
ewauntar.
intaM
yoor ewauntar. BoiinaT
al daosass ta atuiwc.
MrN;t,TUlIUU,
Tea Haaaie. aT4
- 4aneti leather.
iiaala at a
muh ardav st-paaw tuaa-
mm
8 A
trf I
to?
W.B. PRATT, Sec'y. ELKHART. I M o.
SALESMEN VAtlTED
W TvmII NUK.NEKY NllM.K. W arrow all
Ua best a.rletlaa. ukl and new. replaoe all sbirk
id a t dm, and Kaaranlea raUaiactlua. Hlabent
alar; or eesaoiliisiua paid fro in tha start. Wrlta
for terms.
H. E. dokrC Nursery Bea, lioebaeter. N.
LMaUUUd U3a. laeorporatad laaa.
A MODEL HUSBAND.
Gllmpaes or tlie Ionratle IJf of tbe
;rtl MnurL
The wives of peniuM-s are so oftn
not happy that It is pleasant to read of
the tender, affectionate and cheerful
companion that Constance Mozart
found in her husband. An example of
the tone of his correspondence with her
is this g-ay little letter:
If I should tell you, dear adored
one, all that I say to your portrait you
would lautfh at my folly. When I take
it out of its case I say: tlod bless
you, uiy dear little Constance! Ood
keep you, amiable rogTie, little curly
head and pointed cose, my joy Jtiiii my
grief:' And when I must separate
from the dear picture I slide it slowly,
slowly into the case and say: 'Wait,
wait, wait, wait! Then when it has
quite disappeared I say: HJood nitfht,
dear little friend! Sleep well'
He was a most pentle nurse when
Constance was ilL At five o'clock he
stole out of the house on tiptoe to fro
for a ride on horseback, but never
without leaving under Constance's pil
low a iittle note somethinir like this:
I wish you rood morning1, dear
little wife! J hope that you slept well
aud that nothing- troubled your rest.
"Take care not to pet cold, do not get
up too soon, tlo not slip down, do not
yet tired, do not g'et cross with the
maid. Take care not to trip on the sill
a-, you tfo from one room to another.
Keep all your domestic troubles until I
come back, and that will be soon."
His sister-in-law, Sophie, told this
story of his devotion. One day she
and Mozart were watching by Con
stance, wlio had fallen asleep. A sud
den noise caused Mozart to jump up
quickly. Ilis chair slipped and he fell,
driving a knife which he had open in
his hand deep into his thijrh.
Mozart was ordinarily very nervous,
and so sensitive to pain that the slight
est prick from a pin made him turn
pale, but he did not utter a sound.
Slowly and cautiously he went away to
his own room to dress the injury.
The wound was so severe that he
limped for several days, but he dis
guised his suiTering' and the limp so
bravely that Constance never knew of
the accident. Youth's Companion.
WHEN SCOT MET SCOT.
She of Arfyll Confronted by a Graham o
I UTerhouHe.
From Chieajro comes a delig'htful lit
tle tale of tireek meeting tJreek, says
the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. In
the closing- days of the exposition a
weary woman came into the parlors of
the llritish exhibit, and sitting- down
upon a handsome sofa first rested
arainst the cushions, then turned and
put her feet up to secure a recumbent
posture.
Noticing- this, a Scotchwoman, who
was in charge of the exhibit, ap
proached and objected.
"".Jut I am tired," said the other
woman, "and I wish to rest."
"It is, however, against the rules,"
replied the manager, "that these
couches should be used to lie upon; 1
will bring you more cushions, and
make you as comfortable as possible,
but you cannot lie down her."
"Why, 1 am Irom England. This
place is created just for us, and why
shoul-lu't we be comfortable?"
"i can't argue that with you; 1 am
here to enforce the rules, and must obey
my instructions."
The other woman continued to pro
test, growing more off ensive as she was
met with continued firm, though civil
resistance, and at last she played what
she considered her trump card.
"Madam," she exclaimed, drawing
herself up. "it is time that I let you
know who I am; I am a second cousin
of the duke of Argyll."
The Scotchwoman's eyes gleamed
"That settles it," she replied, instantly
and decisively. "I am a (iraham of
Claverhouse, and between your family
and mine is a feud of five hundred years'
staudinir. Xo Argyll trespasses here
while a raham is in charge."
Aud no Argyll did. Toledo Blade.
.Noma Kevlaea anil it rounded.
If Cltxipatra were alive to-day the
length of her nose would have little to
do in determining her career. Noses,
as other traits in the present advanced
state of surgery, are merely determi
nate features. It is only a question of
time when one shall read on the outer
wall: "Noses altered while you wait?"
If a pug nose does not harmonize with
the other features or a pensive disposi
tion, it is easily changed by removiuga
wedge-shaped piece between the nos
trils. This is doue without pain by
spraying the nose with cocaine. If a
Koiiiati nose gives one the air of being
too dominant, the hump is removed by
making an iucision, cutting the nesli
away, and a steel burr, run by an
electric motor, easily grinds -down the
hump. The skin, then trimmed to tit,
sewed and properly bound, soon heals.
C'K-aiue agaiu renders the operation a
mere detail. In the same manner
large mouths are transformed into
dainty shapes by removing the surplus
at the corners and sewing them up.
The surgeon w ho is the authority for
these statements says that the time
will come when skin-grafting will be
so easily managed that auother coun
tenance may le ordered, like a new
bonnet. N. Y. Sun.
IT MOVES THE WORLD.
Ix 17'20 the world's commerce was es
timated at I.-ss.ooimhk); in lso it was es
timated at :".:77,iO(UX)o.
Ikki.axd has l.V.,000 houses of one
room each. "57.000 of two to four rooms
and ;04,tKK of five or more.
The Austrian savings banks are pat
ronized by l.STKMHM) depositors, who
have on deposit Sol3,0oo,000.
(Iukat Britain- Ls first in merchan
dise. ieruiany loing second, the United
States third and France fourth.
Canada, Belgium, Holland and
Sweden are all assessed at about the
same figure i:l,OOO.ooo,000 each.
The official returns of Berlin proper
ty show i'i.700 houses, valued at15S,
400.000 and renting for S.MO0,0O0.
Over. i::iio,ooo,ooo of the people's
money in Italy is invested in the royal
navy, arsenals, docks and harbors.
The United States is first in the
value of horses, Great Britain coming
second, France third and Germany
fourth.
The United States is estimated by
Mnl hall to produce S585,000,000 of min
erals every year; Great Britain, 8295,
000,000. Mlnnte Fllamenta.
Some interesting as well as extraor
dinary accounts have recently Wen
given concerning experiments in the
production of minute threads from
gold, glass, platinum and other sub
stances. 1 he most remarkable of these
minute filaments, accordinc ta C. V.
IJoys, the experimenter, are those of
quairz. ue says: "As torsion threads
these fibers of quartz would seem
to be more perfect in their
elasticity than any known. They
are as strong as steel and can l
made of any reasonable length, per-
iccny unnorm in diameter, and, as al
ready explained in the body of the
article, so fine as to be beyond the
iiower of any microscope yet made.
The tail ends of these threads must lie
at least ten million tunes smaller than
ordinary spun glass. Of course it is
impossible to manipulate these minute
filaments, although there is no dif
ficulty in measuring threads less than
the one-thousandth part of an inch in
diameter.
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HEART DISEASE 20 YEARS.
Dr. JTUeat JTedaeol Co- Elkhart, aa.
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nc ontU I felt much better, and I ran now aleen
on either aide or hack without the leaat dlacom
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on atomach or other dieirreeable ay mi.u nu. 1 am
able to do all my own huaework without any
irouui. anaconsiaer mysen cured.
Elkhart. Ind .lv. Uu. ELMikt Hatch,
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OUTSTRIPPING THE WIND.
Aa llluetratlon of How a Varbt
roui l 1H Tltla real.
y I
Krery yachtsman knuwa tl,at a si ,
can sail faster than the w in,'; that '
to say. if the w ind is blow iJl(,
knots an hour, a ship may W iimij.
twelve r fifteen knots an hour. m'
it is olivitius that if the ship U .,
straight before the wind it caiiimt
the utmost, travel faster than ti
wind itself is blowing aa a ibuu.-r
fact, it will travel much itiore sl.mj.
If, on the other hand, the ship j h''
at an anple with the w ind
seems at first Mtfht that the u n,, ,llu '
act with less eifcet than before. I,,
a matter tf fa-t the ship t -
sails more ijuickly than bef.,re.
more quickly than the win,) :,'
self is blowing. lA-t US CoI,M,i,.r J;
i... :.. 1;..!. . . .i. . m .. -1
uu;kuu me uie Hi.njuji,.
exierimeiit: I'lace a ball at uur
of the billiard table, and with tde m.
not held in the ordinary
liiiiii iitr. Iji,.
lengthwise from end to -nl .,f tllr
ble, shove the ball across tlie c,,.v
The cue here represents the vsin.l, m,
the ball the ship sailing dirci t)v l f r
it: the ball of course travels at th.
i-ame rate as the cue. Now, siil.l
jrnaive in which the ball may roll .
cut diagonally aToss the taMe fr,Jt
one corner pin-ket to the oth r f
ball Ik- now placwd at one en.l . ,f ;v
jrriHive and the cue held horizontal
parallel with the lonv sitlcs ami m.i,
forward across the width of Die tai,:
as liefore, the ball will travel al,,,
the .THjve (anil alobir the ctu-i (l.a'
onally across the table iu the v,
time as the cue takes to move ai-r.,.
the wiiltll of the table. 'I'his is tj,
case of the ship sailing at an aii.;.
w ith the direction of the w in.l. J;,,
frroove is considerably longer than t;..
width of the table, more than d.,u!j;
as lor.'. in fact. The ball, tin n-f,,.
travels much faster than the cue :
impels it, since it covers tn..r.- t,a
double the distance in the sain,- tim,
It is in precisely the same tuauLt
that a tacking ship is enable.! tu
faster than the wind.
A PEACEFUL NIGHT.
How a Htjueaiulah Touriat Waa !tb'
a Kteaui:r. ;
'Some jeople," said an old sea ra;.I
tain the other daj- to Iondon '11,1-1:.-
"are afraid of sea sickness and !,, .. 1
tate to travel by water because ..f -u f
fear. A friend of mine came on hli-
the steamer Plymouth the other en .
lug in a very happy frame of n.i:..
He Jial been troubled for a loni.' tiLvf
when off Southampton by a f.-.-iuj;- '
nausea, but now he was positive t.'.. i. ,
he had found a way to avoi.l it .
t?ihn? to led as soon as he came
TtHiard and remaining there until he a'
rived at his destination.
tin this occasion he bade me a -':
ricd iroo J ni-fht. climlx'd into his Wr...'
and in a few minutes was fast asli-,-i
lie slept like a top until seven u'cU-,;
the next morniii;', with never a ijuu;'
of mal ile iner to disturb his sluiniiir i
lie arose delighted, salislie.l that i-
had at last found a remedy f.T ih. .li-i
order which had caused him mi nm..!
misery. He went down into the ii , f
injr-room and ate a hearty nn-i J
though sornewliat surjirised thut.
few passetitrcrs were btirrintr. i...i4
on deck with a satisfied look on I..;
face and a toothpick in his innutli. i. ,
met uu-. '
" "Say, old man,' he exclaimed, ti
sleeping' racket of mine Worked like
charm. Never had a touch of it-:
nij.-ht.'
-I smiled.
" "What are yon pTiunintr for'.'' i
asked, in surprise.
'IVcauKi',1 1 answered, 'the riyitinii'..
has lci !i tied U her dock all nif: 5
She has not moved a foot. TIhTi
somethiiiir the matter with ln-r
chinery anil we had to tran-fer tv
jasseiif.rers. No one su-pei trd that t
man would fzo to bi'd at six o'vloek. a:.
so you were overlooked iu the trui?
fcr.' "
THE ONLY WAY OUT.
Aa
Apt Illuntr
t ion of the t utilitr i
l.jlnc-
There is only one way out of dish :
esty, and that h, to tell the truth Ti
process of "ly 'nig out of it." so .-a;
is only a sure way of t'ettiui.' n.
deeply mired. '1 his is well illu.tiv
by a story borrowed from the I h:.
tian Secretary.
A man of doubtful reputation -ua-.
his way home one nirlit. and ii-"
across a pile of planks which f.irs
reason had len unloaded ux'ii '
roadside. He couldn't -or thoiti'
couldn't resist the temptation tit-i
tme of them.
He could not tro through the villa.'
with it, and so tKk a cut aerus,:
fields, lly and by, in the (.'alh.r
dusk, he wandered into a boj.' -hole . -,
sank in the mire. The more he sir
.'led the dccjicr he sank, until ;:"
alarmed he cried lustily for help, i
His shouts brought a ueit.Tlit"'r
a lantern.
"Why, Jones, w hat does this inr: ,
asked the jrood Samaritan. ' ll' :
the world came you here?" j-
T was in a hurry to et home." -the
thief, "and so 1 cut across. T: '
I j'ot into this Ihijt. The more 1''
to pull niVM-lf out. the dci'lM-r I i.'"' 1
and linaliy I went back to the r..uu
trot this jilauU to see if I couhtiitr
myself out with that."
Arabian Sudille.
Some of the oldest ciiim' h1'
which horsemen ever imariin''!
be found in lands abuttinj' "" '.
home of the Arabian, but when;
himself is not to Ik' found; tlnni-'h -deed,
the Arab himself has em-u-'-'-.
utldities. The Kurds ride a tr.v .
ered with plaited straw, ouite lM
padded with blankets. This 1
never remove from their horses '
cept occasionally to dry it out .
horse is kept saddled day an.l V '
summer and winter. This sci-w ;.
credible, lut is literally tru.' '
Turkestan the horse, under his sa'-.
is covereil w ith the lliblical ini'"1"';
blankets, seven, which he lis'-"'
wears at all times, and which arv'
Msed to sweat hiin out and kit'P u.
in condition. j
The Football flayer's Sorrow-
"Thus one by one are on: I;''
dreams diselled." said the
looking younjr man. as he dri,"'u i
head with its lotifr, llowniK' 1ih-U
his hands. "And she always sce;
unsclfisli."
"h, well, brace up. Think o( J
fame as a fixitball player."
"It is that w hich sundered the -J
that bound us. the dcuiatidei
much.'
Uut vou told me only a sl'rt ! i
afro that you would jrive her yiur 1
if she asked for it." .
"So I w ould but what she do f
was" i
"Well?" .
"A lock of my hair!" Waal.-6 y
Star. i
AImiuI fuller's fartli.
Puller's earth is mostly found m
vicinity of the Reipate, IlorkinP
Leitl hill, three of the many churn-;.;
districts in which the county u. i
abounds. It is extracted in the
of a verv soft stone, which crunil'I' i
the touch, and it has to jro threw j
process of manufacture la'fore it '
in the acceptable form in which''
istsdisjM-nse.it. Last year the M
titv stated in the blue book as h1'!
1. ...... ..... 4.-.t,r t li.illsal'J
nr i ii rjin avit u v, u . ' .... .,
hundred Ums, and its value w "'.
. i ., huiif
laauru at tea iiivuwiiu " -pounds
sterling-