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MARCH 9. 1894. .,;rt Pone but wlwl lo otherwise. T 1 . 1 1 a I . in. tknw I NUMBER 10. ! ! 17 DREXEL'S IMPROVED EMULSION OF PUHE NORWEGIAN COD LIVER OIL WITH CHEMICALLY PURE HYP0PH0SPHITES OF LIME AND SODA. FOR CONSUMPTION. BRONCHITIS. COUOHS, - COLOS, ASTHMA, SCROFULA, - SKIN DISEASES. NERVOUS DISEASES. - DISEASES OF CHILDREN, - WHOOPING COUGH, ANAEMIA, - CATAWWM, -.-awsaV - GENERAL DEBILITY. ETC. KTO. Thii valuable preparation cures by Its nutritive mil alterative power. It is a true emulsion, not a i.n.e np, m easily digested. quicltlyaimilated. uiiti huws Its wonderful action on blood, tissue ti, A nerve by a most marked Improvement from hi first doie. Droxel's Emnlaion of Cod Liver Oil Is especially serviceable lor anaemia. uervouHne., lor scrotula nd rrolulous swelling, glandular enlargements. jnd Ihe wasting diseases of chiltlhood. Kor dvs ucpti.: and nervous conditions, loss of flesh, ths- lurtitd -.Irrp and niKht sweats, it is a perfect cure. Divini 9 Lmalaion of Uod 1.1 yer Uil Is the very rx-tt rrint'ily to be had for couuhs. colds, bronchitis. croup, laryngitis, sore and bleeding throat, hoarse nr, tickluiii; in throat, soreness of chest antl all other Irni.itcd, iiirlained and diseased conditions ot tbe throat, lungs and chest. Large Dottles, 50 cents per .bottle. 8old by jruirgiaU generally, or sent to any address on re ceipt of 60 oents. SOLE PROPRIETORS, Winkelmann & Brown Drug Co. BALTIMORE. MD. U. S. A lebu ly. "NO MORE DOCTORS FOR ME! They said I was consumptive, sent me te) FlotiJa. told rue to keep quiet, no excite ment, and no tennis. Just tliink of it. One day I found a little book called 'Cluide to Health.' bv Mrs. Pitikhani, and in it I found out wliat ailed me. So I wrote to tier, Kt a lovely reply, told inc just what to do, and I am in splendid health now." LYDHE.PlHKHAH'ScvoX,.!,urd conquers all those weaknesses and ailments so prevalent with the sex, aud-restores per fect health. All Urncists sell it a iinlar(l arti cle, or sont by mail, in form of I'ills or Lozenges, on receipt of ?1.0O. For tho curf if Kidney ComplainU, either sex, the Compound lias no rival. Mrs. I'inkli.un freely atiaweM letters ot inquiry. Enclose stamp for reply. snd twn ?.csnl slamns lor Mrs. Pinkham' 0 ssntiliil RR -ans illustrated book, entitled I " G t It CO VJl " GUIDE TO HfcALTH AND EII0UET1E." contains a volume of valuable Information. has saved lives, and may save yours Lyea E. Pinkham Meal. Co., Lynn, Mail. From Pole to Pole Atbb's rURSAFARiLLA has demonstrated lu power of cure fur all diseases of tbo blood. Tho Harpooner's Story. Xtw litdjonl, Junt 1, 1883. ra. ,T. C. Ann A Co. Twenty years ago 1 was a bitroouoer In the North I'm-irir, when rive ethers of the crew and mysvlf were luid up with curry. ur bodies were bloated, gum swollen and bleeding, teeth loose, purple blotches au n-r us, m' jur breath sovmed rotten. Take It ky snd largo we were pretty badly otT. All our Dmejulca wa aciidentally destroyed, but tbe e.uin hl couple dozen bottles of Atik's E.asArABtLLA ami gave us that. We recov ered on tt quirker than I bave ever seen men krui.iilit shout by any other treatment for Wcurvy, and I've seen a good deal of It. Meelng no men tion In your Almanac of your Sarsaparili being red for scurvy, I thought you oi'ghl to know of thl,, snd so soud you ?he facts. U.i.ectfully yours, tLru T. Wihoatb. The Trooper's Experience. Afareen, JiatulolanJ kS. A frica,)Marck'i, IStS. I'a. J. C. A is a A Uentlemen: I have aoch pleasure to testify to U:e git value of Tour A.ruparilla. We Wave beew stationed hers fur ,.r two years, during wbioh time wo tud to live In testa. Being- under canvas fos rj'h a time hmsiht on h Is called In this RUDtry veldt-sores." 1 hxl those sores fos siyne time. 1 whs advised to take your Haras fuiiU, two buttles of which made my eorea disappear rapidlv, and I am now quite wvll. Your, trn'v, T. K. ItoDSM, Trooper, Cap JUuunted aVtemw- Ayer's Sarsaparilla Is th ony thoroughly effective blood-purlfler. the unty m'etiictue that eradicates the poisons of cin.iuia. Mercury, aud Contagious Bum Uie .tein. rKEFARID BT Dr. J. C Aver &, Co.. Lowell, Maaa. Sola by all !ruggista : Price (1 ; sua botlisi fur Sa. FOR ARTISTIC JOB PRINTING TRY THE FREEMAN. t'au. .md TraileMarks obtained, and all fat em hiimtie, ronCncted for Moderate FeS. Our Office is Opposite U. S. Patent Office. . we can secure patent in lees time than thoee retuot, fn,m Washington. "end miMiel. draw ing or photo., with desert p we advise, if patentable or not, free of .l' "r f,'e not iiie till patent is secured. Pamphlet. "How to Obtain Patents," with asm, ,,f ,.IullI cii,.IltB inyourState, county, or "h. M-nt free. Address, C.A.SNOW&CO, Opootits Patent Office. Washington. 0. C- A' A NT K 1 s A I.KSni f.N lo sell a enolce line tVi-."' "KhK STf K'K and SKKli 111 s!ilKS I-IUKKAI, SAI.AKY or M M 1S PAv,.r'M1 WKKKI.Y. r-tKMANKNT and niW , ""MTIiiNS to IKHill M KPk. 'M'Ct KMKNTS to HM'INNKKS. sii-l. ,f,Vr- 'M.UK1 IIIKY (I IV EN llr' IK ytir.ii Write at once lor terms to Tte Hawks Knrsen Co.. EochestcrJ. I" Constipation Domanda prompt treatment. The re tilts of noglect may le serious. Avoid all liarsh ami drastic purgatives, the tendency of which is to weaken tho bowels. The best remedy is Ayer's Pills. Being purely vegetable, their action is prompt and their effect always beneficial. They are an' admirable Liver and After-dinner pill, and every where endorsed by the profession. " Ayer's Tills are highly and univer sally Btniken of by the ieople about here. 1 make daily use of them in my practice." Dr. I. E. .Fowler, Itridge port. Conn. - - " I can Tocommend Ayer's Pills above all others, having loug proved their value as a cathartic for myself audi family." J. T. Hess, Leithsville, Ta. " For several years Ayer's Pills have been used in tuy family. We tiud them an Effective Remedy for constipation and indigestion, and are never without them in the house." Moses GreuiiT, Lowell, Mass. " I bave used Ayer's Pills, for liver troubles and indigestion, during many years, and have always found them prompt and ellicient in their action." L. N. Smith, Ltica, N. Y. "I suffered froui constipation which assumed such an olvstinale form that I feared it would cause a stoppage of tbe bowels. Two Ixixes of Ayer's Pills ef fected a complete cure." 1). Lurke. Saco, Me. ' I have used Ayer's Pills for the past thirty veunt and consider them an in valuable family mediciue. 1 know of no ln-ttir remedy for liver troubles, and have always found them a prompt cure for lysM-psia." James Quinn, iO Middle at., Hartford, Conn. ' Having been troubled with costive ness, which seems i tie liable with per sons of seilentary habits, 1 have tried Ayer's I'ills, hopim; for relief. I am clad to say that they have served me tetter than any other medicine. I arrive at this conclusion only after a faithful trial rl their merits." Samuel T. Jones, Oau, si., Itosloti. Mass. Ayer's Pills, PKKI-AKKO HV Dr. J. C. Ayer Sc Co.. Lowell, Matf Sold by all Ucalura la MeUldiM. CARTER'S iTTLE 8VER PILLS. Pick Beedaebeand relieve all tbo troubles rncf dent to a bilioua state of tho ayHtom. auoh aSl iJizzinesii, NanseA, 1 irownees. lliHtrena- after eating, r-ain in tuo Side, &c. Whilo their vaunt remarkable succeas ban been shown in curing neadacha, rrt CrterB little lAvm Pllla are equally valuable in Constipation, curing and pro Venting tliiaannoyini;complaint,whila they also correc t a 1 1 diaordors of t he ait ouuu: h 3U niu late tha liver and ruuhtto the bowels. vcn it tboy only curod Aclia they wonl aboalraoetpricelesfi to those wh3 atiflcr from t'lisdistrisninir complaint; butfortnv xiately tlieirpoKliittudo-s uotendbcr,atid thoee whooncot.-y thorn will find theso little pilii valu rl.lein so many ways that they will not be w;l Jiug to do without tbeiu. But after alluick be&4 Is the bane ct so many lives that here is where wemakecurKruat boast. Our pilla cure it while Others do not. Carter's l-i tile Liver Pills are very small and very ec.ty to UiLe. Cuo or two pilla uiakoa dose. T!i , y are strictly vegetable and do not ((ripa or pur-o, Lut by tlieir pentlo action plcaaeall who tiapthnin. In vials.it 25cents : Ave for $1. Ctold by druiats every whoro, or sent by mail. JAfiTEf? MEDICINE CO.. New York. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRiCE m jssk V r fct'T' V. Uftws HALL b hair The great poj.ularlty of thla preparation, after iu test of many years, should be an assurance, even to the most skeptical, that It is really meritorious. Those who have used Hall's Hair Kknkwkk know that tt does all that is claimed. It causes new growth of nair on bald beads prov1d-d the hair follicles are not dead, which is seldom the case: restore natural color to grav or faded hair; pre serves the scalp heaJUiful and clear of dandruff; prevents the hair falling off or changing color ; keeps It soft, pliant, lus trous, and causes it to grow king and thick. , Hall's nant Rfwiwfr produces Its efTocts by the healthful influence of IU vegetable Ingredients, which Invigorate and rejuvenate. It is not a dye, aud Is a delightful article for toilet use. Con taining no alcohol, it does not evap orate quickly ami drr up the natural oil. leaving the hair harsh and brittle, as do other preparations. Buckingham' Dye rot Tata WHISKERS Colors them brown or black, as desired, and is the best dve, because it la harmless ; produces a permanent natural color; and, being a siuizle preparation, is more con venient of application than any other. raSPASBD BT B. P. IIALXi & CO, Nashua, N. H. Sold by all Dealers In Medicir.se., Xothiii? On Earth Will SherMan' fimTiUon Powder! KEEPS YOUR CHICKENS Strong and Healthy ; Preventa all Disease tluntt far Muultimj llrum. Tt laslliitely iiurc. Hlithly concentrated. In qnan tit, c.wt. Mitli of , i-ent Uay. Su utlier tme fnutth M sl'iinir soli-lly a meliciiie. "I ne larv'e - -.ml m. fi.. vm1.ii ni..tet..ir.-velit Hoop." sa a one cuetoiuer. It 'you can't sret It to u. Ash II rat. S.......le I.-. t lu.l.ii.l- 11 -lckl. luife 1 ean. by II... I. Sl.'SI Sl 'aiv- en. . eiprves prepaid. Sami'le o.pv of The lle.t Kotilirv I aM-rcut fre ti tii-l'.ilti y one year (pric bo.: and larif" can SI to. l.S. JllllSoN ,V C'l . 33 l.ufMl fl.Ml.el., fkiet.ill, Hwf Garfiold To a reMilts of bad eatlliK. tv? K tt x v x I urt ooM.lp.tu.il, rutore. Colli eleAJ..n. Te.lKel2J mini Suipic f rue. AaruttJTKAJo.,ai w.soUtlM.a.1. Cures Sick Headache AT THE CRADLE. flow still he Bleeps! Tbe morning sunlight falls pon bis downy head A song-bird culls .. li;i..ul the in-low: young, rejoicing leaves, hat garland tbe new sprint;, a checkered stiade iua ltui pillow throw, but his bright head Is l.lid i s-.inii-bt oaly: each soft cheek receives radiant Ulss. One loving ray . es tiebily un bis parted lipa where play . i.- 1 ul.c praxes ot a baby a dream, lic-uo jj.riin0- tur.s have caught another Kleam, polueu rift it leaves in every tress. ..hJ bless in v baoy: every sweet caress . liat h aves a liugit.K joy ul o il my heart, . t. h h.V!U hope a lcvin f-ar t:t pirt ....b bis.eri-U ray r, his little lid beside, ucu f Hid xultiuar pulae of mother's pride. All he baj brought of peace and KUlleless Joy Kcturn iu bU-asintta on my darling bo. Carrie Stern, in liabyhood. A LITTLE DIPLOMACY. It Was Worth More Than Bluff to a Revenue Collector. Some years ago I received a tempoary appointment in the internal revenue department, and was a-ssigned to the duty of looking up violations of the taw in regard to manufactured tobacco. All reported irregularities were referred t me for investigation. I was tel egraphed by th ctllector at Nashville, noii one tK'casion. to go to Shelbyville liiiincdiately and take action in a case where a manufacturer, J. II. Ladd, had been, using canceled revenue stamps. When I arrived, I found CapL, Nor ville, the district deputy, awaiting me with a posse of half a dozen men. Ladd lived twelve or thirteen miles from .shelbyviile, ia the richest section of the county. I explained to Xorville that there was no necessity of going lliat night as Ladd could not remove liis property if he were disposed to do so; that we would start before day in order to make the trip, effect the seiz ure and return that night. I learned the following from him: He had come up with two of I.add's wagons a couple of days before in an adjoining county laden with plug tobacco put up in lnixes varying in weight from twenty live to one hundred pounds each; that the stamps on them had been reused; that be had gone the next aay with a deputy; United States marshal to seize the factory; that when he arrived old . man Ladd was not at home and the fac tory was locked. He had gone to the dwelling for the keys, when Mrs. Ladd told a servant to look for them. She, in the meantime, stepped out into the yard and rang the farm bell as vigor ously as if the building was on fare. In a few moments three of Ladd's sons and a hired man rushed to the house as fust as their horses could carry them they had been plowing Mrs. Ladd met them at the gate, and, he supposed, explained the sifuation. They came into the house, a large two-story frame with L. and in a moment into the room where he was sitting, waiting for the girl to findHhe keys, armed with shotguns. . ' ' Mrs. Ladd tben abused the officer for everything she could think of, and or dered him to leave and not to stand on the order of going; that if he did not she would have him and the deputy killed and thrown into the hogpen, vhere the3r ought to be. The old man did not stand well in the collector's office, and when Korville returned and reported the situation by telegraph I was ordered to the scene. I told him to secure a-carriage. that would accom modate three besides the driver, and an hour lefore tlay we were eu route over a line turnpike road. When we got iu front of tho house j saw two men go in from use side, arid noticed several faces at the window, two of them females. 1 ordered the driver to go directly to the factory almost id the rear of the dwell ing and at a corner of the garden fence. Leaving the pa-ty in the hack I re uimrd to the house, entering by what I afterwards ascertained to be the rear door of the kitclien. An elderly white woman and a negro girl were in the roiii, yasliing the dishes and clean ing up after breakfast- I asked IHiIitely if this was Mrs. Ladd. She jerked out a "yes," 1 approached and ex tended my hand, assuring her 1 was very triad to see her. and giving my name. 1 was so friendly, greeted her so cor dially, that she was nonplussed for a moment When Iasked if Mr. Ladd was in she answered "yes" in a more pleasant tone, at the samtime point ing to a door leading to the main .build ing. . . 1 opened it and walked in, and there sat four men and a fourteen-year-old boy. all except the old man having a double-barrel shotgun lying across his lap. 1 approached the old man aud said: . "This is Mr. Ladd, I presume?" "Yes, that is my name." I gave him mine., "These are your sons, I presume?" "Some of theux." Turning to the one nearest me I said:' "Your name?" "James." . "Well, James, how do you do? I am jrlad to see you. You favor your fa ther. Eye and forehead exactly." I inquired the name of every one, shook hands with each, complimented .ach. Here I stopped, when the old man said: "Stranger, since you have fot ac quainted with, all the boys, there is two more you ought to kuow. One is uiy wife and the other my daughter. "Marinda, Marinda, you and Zoa come in here," he called. I explained that I bad met bis wife, tnd a most charming lady she was, but ilurihda came in aud I was formally .ntrotliiied to her, ' and shook hands -.xith her again, and complimented her n her riianly boys. Then the daugh ter same in, who was indeed a modest, sweet girl of sixteen. I could read in ihe face of every one of them: "What does all this mean?" After I had talked awhile" about the weather and crops, I asked Mr. Ladd to step into an adjoining room wivh me, as 1 wished to talk to him privately. . "Oh! no, not any, if you please. If vou have any business with me blurt it out. This family has no secrets." I then told him that I had heard that he 'md had some trouble with Capt. Nor- "1 think Mercedes would like to go with us," said I. "No doubt it would be a treat for her, poor girl," my wife respouded. "Come here, little one!" beckoning the child to a seat by her side. "Do you never get lonely here by yourself?" "Ah, no, scnora! I have always this," stretching out her hands with a tender gesture toward tbe sea. It had mur mured her cradle lullaby, aud she knew I and loved its varying moods. "Then there are many people here in summer, and often they speak with me; when they come no more I gather my shells and help mend the nets." "Have you no playmates?" "I had a sister once she died, softly. "I will be your sister, Mercedes," cried Li y, impulsively. "So you shall, dear," said I. "Ah! there is Pacheco home ward- bound with a fine string of fish," and waylaying the child's father, I told him our plans respecting Mercedes, to which he gave ready consent. There was quite a gathering of na tives about the hotel ia tne morning to wish us "Huenos dias" as our cavalcade set out, led by Mexican Joe, a vener able islander, who was to act in the ca pacity of cook and general utility man. We were to make the trip by easy stages, stopping over night at the In dian mounds, a place I had long con templated visiting. Joe assured me that he knew tbe mound locality well, and confident that a rich harvest would reward, the dili gent explorer for stone implements, beads, bits of wampum, and even the skulls and bones of departed warriors had been unearthed by the islanders I added pick and shovel to our camp ing outfit. The trail, following the coast, was ascending and sometimes wound peril ously near the edge of the cliff. look ing down a hundred feet or more, one could see the foaming breakers dash ing on the rocks below. Everything delighted the children; they laughed and chatted and sang until we caught their merry mood, and a tray party we were, indeed. The sun was high in the heavens when we arrived at the mounds, so, with appetites made keen by the long ride in the bracing morning air, we set about preparing the mid-day meal.' Old Joe limped away to gather firewood; my wife summoned the children, who were culling the golden poppies that grew in profusion along the cliffs edge, to help unpack the lunch, white I, jug in hand,. made for a canyon near by in search of water. ' I found a trickling stream dripping ' from the moss-clad bowlders, and the jug was soon filled. It might have been fifteen minutes be fore I left the canyon; as soon as I came in sight of camp I knew that some thing was amiss. Old Joe ran toward me, shouting and motioning wildly; on the verge of the cliff 1 saw oi jr. wife kneeling, Mercedes beside ber, but where was Lily? . .- In an instant I realized the worst Lily had fallen from the cliff. My brain reeled with the horror of the thought, and I called to my wife be-' seeching her to leave that awful place. , Why did she still kneel and gaze down upon the mangled form lying on the cruel rocks? "Senor," the old Mexican was say ing, "the child not hurt she cling to the ledge. We must have ropes!" Alive! I grasped a sturdy root and swung myself over the abyss. Far be low, upon a narrow, crumbling ledge, Lily lay, her fall arrested by a dense growth of brush. "Quick! the ropes!" I shouted to Joe. Those used in lashing the burro's pack in place were all we had. Joe was rapidly knotting them together. "Pray Ood they may not be too short!" gasped the child's mother. "Ah!" the Mexican exclaimed, "the rope too old. If the senor go down it break." "Listen!" cried Mercedes. "The rope will hold ine. I will go to her." Even as she spoke we slipped the noose under her arms, and, as we grasped the rope, swung off the rock. I would not live those tnomeuts again for wealth untold. Would the rope reach Lily?" Would it bear the weight of both? These were the thoughts that almost stopped my heart-beats, while inch by inch was lowered the brave child, per haps to her death. At length the strain on the rope ceased. "She has reached the ledge," breathed the trembling mother. "She slips the noose frorr her body and fastens it un der Lily's arms. Pull! Pull!" And we pulled, slowly, steadily, un til loving mother arms reached out and drew the unconscious child from the very brink of death, ber tiny hand still clenched about the brilliant-hued pop pies that had so nearly proved her de struction. And now for one more effort! Would the frayed strands part under the heavier weight? In breathless silence the rope was lowered, and we waited the signal to pull up. ' I remember how, even at that mo ment, the beauty of the scene appealed to me. The golden sunshine flooded sea and land. Above us bent the cloudless bine of a tropic sky; and I could but wonder if our Father, who made all things so fair, would suffer the sun to shine and the birds to sing if that brave young life was to be sacrificed. That of which I write occurred many years ago. As I pen these closing lines my ryes fall upon a missive received this morning from an eastern convent school. "Mercedes and I will soon be with you," it reads. "We have passed our examination and graduate in June." The father and mother have long been dead, the brothers are scattered; and Mercedes fills a daughter's place in our hearts and home Home Magazine., It was resolved that each of the allied powers should designate a com missioner charged with the surveillance xf Napoleon at St. Helena. Tallyrand proposed to the king for this office M. de Montchenu, described as "an insup portable babbler, a complete nonenti ty." On being asked why he had se lected this man, Tallyrand replied: "It is the only revenge which I wish to take for his treatment of me; however, it is terrible. What a punishment for a man of Bonaparte stamp to be obliged to live with an ignorant and pedantic character! I know him; he will not be able to support this annoy ance; it will make him ill, and he will die of it by slow degrees." Argonaut. Mendicant (to actor) "Would you oblige a brother professional with a trifle to get some food? I used to be in the business myself contortionist," Actor (giYingquarter)-"WelL here you are. ex-torttonit "-Kate Field's Wash PUNCTUATION. Bow the) Story Bess Wbra tbe Typw- writ.r Got Throuttta with It. "When I first began dictating' to a typewriter," said a man who writes for the papers, addressing' a New York Sun reporter, "I thought that I must dictate all the punctuation complete, and my dictation ran some thing like this: " 'Young Adolphus von Owilt leaned back upon the blue plush seat of the palace car and looked out upon tbe fleeting panorama period He had loved the fair Adeline Otville comma and she had loved him comma but the old man had kicked semicolon that is comma you understand comma he had not actually kicked Adolphus comma but he had kicked figuratively speak ing1 semicolon and the disconsolate Adolphns was now traveling to assuage his grief semicolon he was on his way to the world s fair period paragraph " 'Just now he felt hungry -semicolon thanks to youth and good health his appetite never deserted him period So Adolphus went forward into the din ing car to breakfast period no semi colon and he ate a good square meal comma as he generally did semicolon and then he went back to his section in the sleeper period paragraph " 'As he entered tbe car he saw some thing that made him almost doubt his eyesight period no semicolon it was the form of Adeline Otville period And she was in the next section back of his com ma and had been ever since the train started comma and he hadn't known it which was not very retnarkable'comma after all comma for . the train bad started very late the night before com ma and he had not come aboard until the last minute period It seems that Adeline that is 1 mean Miss Otville was travelinpf for her health comma no a period She comma like Adolphus com ma had been very much torn up by this misappreciation of Adolphus on the part of the old man comma and her father had thought that it would le a good thing for her to travel semi colon and by the commonest accident in the world she ami Adolphus had met on this train semicolon it was just one of those things that happen every day comma but it did not strike these young people in that commonplace : way semicolon to them it was the most delightful tiling they had ever heard of period paragraplu 'Quote Adolphus scare mark close quote cried Adeline comma the color rising to her cheek and she herself rising from the blue plush seat quote Adeline scare mark' close quote cried ' Adolphus comma hurrying forward to meet her semi-colon and then they sat down together and looked out at the Hying panorama comma or more strict ly speaking comma I fancy they looked at (then fleeting panorama in each other's eyes period And then they set about seeing if they could not in some way fix things up with the old man leriod Quote You know comma Adolphus close quote comma said Ad eline comma quote be said comma single quote Adeline comma you shall never marry Adolphus close single quote semicolon but comma dear comma papa Is gentle-nearted comma you know comma and I think we can bring him around after all close quote period paragraph "'It seems that the old man was at that minute in the smoking-room tak ing a cigar after breakfast comma and Adolphus followed him boldly period The old man gave him a grand bluff at first comma but Adolphus was per sistent comma and finally he got the old man, I guess you'd better make that gentleman, out into the car where Adeline was sitting period He was not proof against the combined attack of the young people comma anil it need only be added that at last he consent ed to make them happy semi-colon and so this trip which bail Wgun in grief comma ended in joy semi-colon when they got to Chicago they were married period That's all. "Hut I soon discovered that this was all unnecessary; that all I really needed to do was to indicate the para graphs: that if 1 dictated intelligently the typewriter would do the rest" DIAMONDS StT IN IVORY. A New Ptava Heda- Tried by Fash tunable. Ksruvrsa J.wlra. The fashionable jewelers of Ixin.lon, Paris and otlyr continental capitals have hit upon a new idea regarding the setting of diamonds, says a foreign exchange. They propose to use in the Letting ivory instead of silver or g-old, aud it must W acknowledged that there is some reason for 'doing so. It is well known how difficult it is to clean the silver r (fold etting proper ly and to preserve the origiual luster, (ild settings have the draw lack of re flecting' their yellow Color on the stone, and to depreciate thereby the water Af the stone. Another weighty objectiou is that they lose the bright ness which is teculiar to these metals as soon as they are used as the ouly setting for reflecting and transparent stones, while they are lieautiful and add to the appearance of diamonds set with pearls, cats" -eyes or chrysopras. Ivory would solve this question at once, which at present can only be at tained by setting the transparent with a half transparent stone in gold or silver. Tna Halt la tbo 8e?a. According to a computation of the Berg'uud lluetteiimacuiiiscbe Zeituug, the amount of salt in the sea waters of the globe, if extracted, would be great er iu mass than the laud so far as it appears above the surface. The seas., it says, cover 73 per cent, of the earth's surface, estimated at .W,uO0 (Oer ui an) square miles." The percentage of chlornat-rtum in the sea is the same at all .depths. Assuming that the aver age depth of the sea is a half (German) mile, there are s, 400.000 cubic miles of sea water. A cubic mile of sea water contains, on the average, about twenty-five kilograms of salt. TheS.4OO.O00 cubic miles of sea water would there-, fore contain 85,000 cubic miles of dis tilled pure salt. : There is therefore little danger of a salt famine, is the rather logical deduction of the writer. Cicero was the greatest book col lector of antiquity. One of his letters is extant in which he urges Atticus. a learned friend who was compelled from poverty to sell his library at auc tion, not to dispose of the books at public sale, but to keep them until the writer is able to purchase them, Cicero adding that he is saving all his rents for that purpose. DICTATED NO PLAXE FOR BOYS. What can a boy do, and where caa a boy stay. If he is always told lo get out of the aay He cannot sit here, and he must not stand there. The cushions that cover that fine rocklug chair W ere put there, of course, to be seen and ad mired, A boy baa no business to ever be tired. The beautiful roses and flowers that bloom On tbe floor of tbe darkened and delicate room Are not made to walk on at least, not by boys: Tbe bouse Is ao place, anyway, tor their noise Yet boys must walk somewhere; and what if their feet. Sent out of our bouses, sent Into the street. Should stp round tne corner and pause at the door Where other boys' feet bave paused often before-. Should pass through tbe gateway of glittering light. Where jokes that are merry and songs that are bright Ring out a warm welcome with flattering voice. And temptingly say: -Here's a place for tbe boya!" Ab, what If they should What If your boy or mine Should cross o'er tbe threshold which marks out the line 'Twlxt virtue and. vice, 'twixipurenessand sin. And leave all bis Innocent boyhood within Ob what if they should, because you and I, While tbe days snd tbe months and tbe years hurry by. Are too busy with cares and with life's fleeting joys To make round our hearthstone a place for the boys There's a place tor the boys They will find it somewhere: And If our own homes are too daintily fair For the touch of their ringers, the tread of their feet. They'll find it, and find it, alas! in tbe street. ' 'Mid tbe gildings of sin and the glitter of vice; And with heartaches and longings we pay a dear price i For tbe getting of gala that our lifetime em- ploys. If we fall la providing a place for the boys. A place tor the boy s dear mother, I pray. ' As cares settle down round our short earthly way. Don't let us forget, by onr kind, lovlntr deeds, . To show we remember their pleasures and needs; ; Though our souls may be vexed witb problems' of life. And worn with besetmenU and tolling and strife. Our hearts wilj keep younger your tired heart and mine If we give them a place In their innermost shrine: And to life's latest hour 'twill be one of our Joys , That we kept a small corner a place for tbe boy. Journal and Messenger. A RUSSIAN PMXCESS. She Was a Charming Woman and Played Her Part WelL II er - Pressaee Brightened the Wlater Atlantis Voyage ta Arrival at Nesr York has Itoreilvod a lioavrty Welcome. Alder kept pufBng away at his cigar, while I looked ut of the great window at the falling snow. They had been telling stories, and thus far he had lis tened. Finally he said, with a smile: "1 don't believe I've ever told you of the part I played in a diamond swindle, have ir "What?" ejaculated Hennequin, with mock horror. "Is it possible what we have been harboring a criminal? Well, go on with your damaging confession." The waiter had just entered with a tray. Abler first drank his creme de men the. Then he settled himself back in the comfortable leather chair, and went on, with a laugh: "It happened two years ago, coining over in a French steamer. It was in the winter time, and there were very few passengers. Our Christmas was speut at sea, and a right jolly Christmas it was. Capt Fourget and I were old . friends. 1 had made the trip with him half a dozen times In-fore, and he did everything to make things agreeable " for me. We have a real live Russian princess with us this time, mon ami, he laughed, as we sat playing vingt-et-un, the first night out I am afraid that wheu you see her you will lose your heart' " 'Is she so very beautiful, then?' I asked carelessly. " 'She is superb.' was his reply. T do not think a more charming woman has ever traveled ou my ship.' "I confess that, after what the cap tain had said. I was rather curious to see this Russian princess. Hut she did not leave her stateroom for the first three days out She was suffering from an aggravated case of mal-de-mer. I was told. Fiually she made her ap pearance at the captain's table, and her beauty created a veritable sensation. "She was all the captain had said, and more, I do not believe I have ever, seen a more beautiful woman any where, and, as you know, I have been something of a glolse trotter. If she was not a princess, which -even then 1 doubted, she certainly looked it in her costly sables. Whatever she was, she ought to have liceu a queen. "She was seated on the captain's right, and the next place at the table was mine. I was able, then, to extend her a few little polite attentions, which soon put us on the best of terms. Ac quaintances, as you know, are easily made on shipboard, to be dropped, if you like, the moment the steamer, touches its dock. 'Ah. monsieur, the princess said, speaking French with a delicious ac cent, I have heard of you before. You' are the American gentleman, n'est 'ee pas, who, several years .ago, nearly broke the bank at Monte Carlo?' "She alluded to a lucky coup of mine at roug-et-noir. The newspapers at the time had got hold of it, and exag gerated my winnings into a princely fortune, although in reality they were only some thousands. ' " 'I have seen you before, monsieur, said the princess, with her luminous eyes fixed upon me. " 'That is strange. I said. 'I cannot recollect it And. if 1 Faw you once, I never should forget you. " 'Ah. said she. with a charming smile, 'but you did not see me. The Princess Dolgorouki pointed you out to me on the New.ky l'rospekt, in St Petersburg. You are known all over Europe, it seems, monsieur.' "Well, I flirted with the princess all the way over. We promeuaded the decks, and sent our evenings together in some cozy corner en tete-a-tete. She gave me soft glances and permitted gentle pressures of her dump hand. "There was one passenger, a French man, to whom I took a violent dislike. , He looked like a croupier I had once aeen at Monaco, lie followed us about with bis snaky black eyes aud he hail a nasty bat.it of turning up w hen he was least wanted Rut everything he did w as apparently accidental, and he was very careful not to do anything for w hich I could take him to account 1 strongly suspected, however, he was playing the part of a spy. "The princess seemed to grow very uneasy when the voyage was nearly over. Our Christmas was sjx-nt off the Ranks. The day was w arm and sunny, and we had quoits on dec k. While 1 was pitching them, the searu in one of the shoulders of my coat ripped. " 'You will let tne repair it for you. will you not?" a-dted tbe princess, lay ing her gloved hand on my arm " T could not think of allow ingj-oti,' I said. 'The stewardess w ill attend to it I daresay. Unfortunately I haven't another coat in my steamer trunk.' jev me nx iu stie said, w-if V. 6hade of anxiety in her tone. 'I vish TO UO SO. " 'Very well,' I said. You are too aina. "She txok the coat to her stateroom, and was rather a long time. I thought, in making the necessary repair. Rut her dainty hands might not have been accustomed to needlework. Mie was traveling alone, for her maid, a French girl, bad been detained by the sudon illness of her mother. She was to fol low, the princess explained, by the next steamer. "She sent the coat to me, and when we met at dinner she said, w ith a little nervous laugh: " 'Did you find it to your satisfaction, monsieur? "'It was beautifully done,' I said. 'I really don't know how to repay you for your kindness. " 'Shall I tell you, then?' she said, softly. 'When we arrive in New York you will call upon me soon, will you not? I shall be quite desolate. And you must come it is only a whim, a fancy of mine yes, you must come in that coat Promise me this, monsieur.' "Of course I promised. " 'At what hotel shall you stop, prin cess?' I asked. " 'The Russian consul, a dear friend of mv father, is hi m....t old me,' she said. 'I am tO u Vl mi.t.t . . must trive me vonr lul.ireu n.t Yoti - -' " ..uu itir first moment I have I will w rite for you to call upon me. "When we reached the steamer's dock in New York, the princess seemed tremendously agitated, but all mv proffers of assistance were declined bv her. tin "'No, monsieur,' she said to me; dear old friend. Ivan T'-t c,., o i, mv will le in waiting, and he will attend to every tiling. "1 am not suprised at much, but admit I was not quite prepared I'll for What followed Tho rnni.i..i.i l. .. ......... ,Jt in. j. ' ' I plank was thrown out two of Inspector .1 .. : . . , ........ urieium Sl-IH-ll UCrilsfi it. ami piaceu me princess and the mau with the snaky black eyes had watched me so closely tlurin; little who the voyage, under arrest Almost in a jiffy they were being driven to headquarters. 1 lice "What hal they done? Well, in Paris they had stolen a lot of unset diamonds. My bogus princess wasonlv a clever French woman, and the mail her lover. They had fled the count rv witlrout detection, they thought, but the police over there were too clever for them. The rohliery had Wen fast ened on them, and, when it was fouud that they had sailed for America, word was cabled over to hold them. "Rut the missing diamonds could not lie found upon them. A few days after ther arrest a detective called upon me, and I told him all I knew alc.ut the woman, not forgettinir to mention that she had repaired my coat for me. " 'Will you Ik kind enough to let me see the coat'.'' he asked. " Certaiuly,' I said, and I brought it out for him. "He took it and f1 V, t ,....! l. wiiicii were pretty well padded. ' J ..... ....... . . .. A .1 next moment he hail his knife out, ami w as ripping often the seams. To my great surprise, the stolen diamonds soon lay on the table. The woman hail cleverly secreted them in the shoulder padding, and I had worn the coat with out knowing it. Th "Wlmt was her object? Well the two undoubted).- thev were unable to smuggle the diamonds through the custom house, and so they made me an unconscious confederate. The woman was confident of getting them agaiu from me, and I am positive myself she would have, if the tsilice hadn't blocked her little game. "My part of the transaction was hushed up, and the two were sent hack to France. Thev are both in some prison over there now. And the moral'.' well, the moral must le tcrfft!j clear to anyone. If you don't w ant'- U get into trouble, never have vour coat ..... .1 j. . a nusiigc nuulau troit Free Press. . . u. t i ., . ......, . . "He- I tU-aaiilly I fTWUve, A striking and decidedly unpleasant advertisement lately placed in some of tbe Krooklyn street cars is an excel lent representation of a man's hand holding a five-chamliered loaded re volver, with the muz.le trained upon anyone looking at it. The ends of the bullets may le seen in the chamrVrs and the forefinger of the hand seems to press nervously on the hair trigger. No matter where you may sit in t la car the . invisible man has the drop on you and the menacing black barrel points square Wtween your eyes. "You may laugh at the" notion," said a pas senger the otlK-r day as he moved over into the far corner of the opposite seat, "but that picture makes me nervous. I've lived in the far west among the mining camps, but I'm uneasy all the time I'm in the car." . t Tbe Fabian" Follcy. . . The policy of wearing out the enemy in war by delays, misleading move ments, feints of attacks, etc.. while avoiding open battle, is called the "Fabian olk-y, from the following c-ircumstauce: Fabius Maximus was a Roman general in the second Punic war. HavingWcnappointed just after the Roman army had suffered severe defeat at Itke Tlirasyineiie, he per ceived lhat his disheartened troops and bands of raw recruits could not op pose successfully a trained army flushed with victory and led by their treat commander. Ilannial. He therefore avoided pitched battles, moved his camp from highland to highland, and tired out the enemy with marches and countermarches. This he continued until thwarted in his calculations by the impatience of the Roman senate. MONSTER POPULATION OF ANTS They Teax-h Umi.iii In ludoatry and I'ertrn-t tioveriiioeiit. There are more ants to the square mile in Florida than in any other country in the world, says a writer in the Savannah News. There are ants which will measure mure than half an inch in length, and then tin-re are ants so small that they can scarcely be seen to move with the unaided eye. Then are Veil ants, and black ants and troublesome ants. Rut, as bad as they are. I have never heard of them eating out the seat of a man's trousers, as a missionary. Rev. Mr. Wilson, once told the writer he saw the army ants lo in India while the man was sittinir on the earth for a few minutes l.csi.!.- him. Rut the Florida ants will take out the lettuce and other minute seeds from the soil in w hi-h they are plant ed, and actually destroy the bed. iii.-y will suck the life out of acres of yonn;' cucumiH-rs and melon plants, tipr. t strawtierry plants or cover the buds with earth to such an extent as to I, ill them. They will get into pie. pickle, sauce, sirup, sugar, on meat, in hash, will riddle a cake or till a loaf of brker's bread till it is worthless. All remedies failing, I took to bait ing them near their nests wit h slices of meat, lxuies, apple and jM-:ir par ings, anil when I had from fifty thou sand to one hundred thousand out turned a kettle of lniiliiig water on them. I have killed during the last week over one million in the space -f a quarter-acre lot, and I have almost w hipped them out. I had to do t his t o secure any lettuce plants, and many observant farmers complain of seeds men when they should attribute their troubles to insit ts. It is very curious and instructive to see bow- promptly the ants which es cape the scalding goto work- ta'.inc out t he dead, and, after pulling tlietn outside first, then go to exeat at nu.' again and rebuilding their cells and runways. This l.eiug.lone erv quick ly the next work on hand is the l.-i 1 1 j in of a supply of food by liauliiiLr t lie dead bodies of the hot-water victims into heir storehouses. You may see a small black nut haul ing and tugging at the carcass nf a red ant twenty times its own weieiit. and he always succeeds in the end in haul ing it in the w arehouse of t he ci.lon. Next you may sec a sort of ambulance corps searching for the disable. I. These lire taken to the underground house, where the surgeons and nurses are in waiting. Then, too, yon mav set! the t illiekeejHTs and bosses direct ing this one or t urning anot hi-r la. U on some errand or to some t lu-r duty. Then- is not a moment's delay, no halting feet, no idle hands, but all .move as if it was tlnir last day on eart h and t his was 1 lie only hour left iu which to redeem a misspent lite. For lessons in industry and perfect government go to the ants. PLAIN SPOKEN. Tho (iood-Xatureul ( rili. l.iii of a Well Meaning NcltflilMir. The amount of plain speaUinf that M-o.le will bear from on.- of whose good w ill they are assured is sotuet i mes a surprise to others. In " Rec. .! I. c tions of My Mother." itsan Lesley says 1 hat lu-r mother had the greatest a flection for bot h Havid Lee Child and his wife, t he gifted Lydia Maria, but. was often much tried with the amount of time, hard labor and money which Mr. Chihl e.cinlcd on scheme after scheme, none of which ever suc ceeded. One afternoon Mrs. Child came iu to siH-nd a quiet afternoon with my mother. They sat with their sew inv alid knitting at the west window, while I sat with oneortwo friend in the hall near the oh-ii door. Then had been a I'.lig silence. W lien we heard my mother say: ".Mrs. Child, can y.u tell me what is the last thing that your husband is en gaged in?'' An amused smile played over Mrs. Child's face. "Yes, Mrs. Lyman: he is carting stone fop the new railroad." "O-o-h!" said my mother. Another pause: then: "Mrs. Child, how nni. li do you supixisc your husband loses on evcrv loail of btoiie lie carts to the rail road?" Another amused look on the dear Lydia Maria's face, and she answered cheerily: "Well. Mrs. L. ma u. as ti.-.i r as I can compute it, he must lose a bout ten cents on every load." "lli-well -now - Mrs. Child." said my mother, in the bravest and mo-t cheerful tone, --if your husband has got hold of any innocent oecti pat ion In which he only loses ten eentsoii aloud, for heaven's sake encourage him in it." She had lit t le patience wit It pco.'. who backed dow n in emergencies, and considered it her duty to stitb-n tii.-ui np a little. Mn never had to pi far to find an illust ration "bi x int her m r:i I and adorn her tale." Some gixxl neig h bor's example would instantly come to mind. "look over the way at my neighbor Hunt's front yard," she would s.ij ; "see that splendid hydrangea, t hat ele gant smoke bush, that buckthorn hedge, all in the most jx-rfeet order, and all kept so by tier own hands. Al ways she has sickness, sorrow, death: at every turn something sad and imev iiected. Rut who ever dreamed of Mrs. Hunt's abdicating? She couldn't doit." MJar- Kcligloiirt ISeliefs. The Mojaves Ix-licve that all who die; and are not cremated are turned into owls, and when they hear the di . DiuL screech of one of the uUive tiamed creatures of the night they le.l you that it is the spirit of some l a t Mojave who has returned to a l.i-.e his jM-ople to submit to the ordeal of fire. When one of the trilx- die-. hs 'relatives and immediate friends do not eat salt or wash themselves i'..r four days. Their hcatcii i "Who. Mountain;" they know nothing of 1:. !l nor any place of punishment -c. .t "Rietnia." the place where utiine u erated warriors are transformed iio. owls. lie Wantod an Kerleucei llortiir. An East Indian missionary tells an Kld tale alx.ut one of his converts. One dav Chixlia. while mending the? roof of his house, fell to the grotii.d "and broke a rib. A friend went hur riedly for a doctor. "Have you ever fallen from a ris.f and broken a rib?" ' was the first question Chodjaa .ked tin doctor. "No. indeed." was the laugh ing reply. ''Then go away at once." cried Chodja; "I want a doctor w ho lias fallen from a roof and knows what it is!" ' 1 'i . f.