AX ODD OCCUPATION. Restorincr Lost Articles Through the Medidm of the Press. An Knterprtiiln w Yorker Who Ie-vi.ti-n Whole Time to Noi.ir About In l'lthlir I'larea for I.OHt Article. The professional tinder is a feature of New York city not found elsewhe re. 'I he itt -t successful man following this profession is described by the Journal as a well-known but silent figure around tin cafes ami hotel corridors of thi nineteenth precinct. This tiniltT ha t!.o rvfsnf a hawk, ami as ho walks alum? the avenues be s-'ans every inoh if sidewalk, including the gutter, the latter being a rich place for tin.ls. Cut ho does not ply his trade by chance, ami anything h finds in his unprofessional strolls Kc looks upon as the results of pleasure, not of busi ness. He listens at tables of the pop ular cafes ami picks up many an oll job in this way. as gentlemen telling of losses are referred to him as the man of all others most likely to find the missing article When iutroditi-eil to the unfortunate loser this man is particular to ask every detail alout the loss, on which street the loser was w Hiking when he discovered his mis fortune, anil the eonrse he had taken from the time he was last cognizant of still having' the article in his posses sion. After he has obtained all the data possible he wishes the party fare well and foes forth to find. If the stone or purse, or whatever it may be has not Won picked up as accidentally as it was lost, the professional will pet it and a tine present for itelivci ing it up to its. owner. The professional liiulor is an honest man, as honesty is his best policy. Nobody, to see the tinder at work, would know that he was scanning the ground for treasure. lie walks erect, but not even a pin on the sidewalk from house line to curb escapes his gaze. The liiulor pets his news tips princi pally from the morning newspapers, lit- is one of the tirst to buy the papers, long before the break of day, and he turns only to the ""Howard" and "Lost and Found " columns. The other news in the paper is nothing? to him. A pres ident may have been elected, an island annexed or a cabinet named he cares not. Whenever the article advertised has been lost going from one oint of the city to another, the finder. starts at the tirst nienl ioned place anil travels to t he terminus. Oftenor than would bo supposed he finds the prize and realizes emu;,rh in the way of reward to keep him in excellent style for a week or more, lie pays attention only to the most valuable advertisements. His eye is trained to look only in the most likely places in which a ring would roll or a diamond pin would drop. Perhaps a foot has trodden upon the article and crushed it into the color of the sidctvaJk: the merest hint of poll I or stone suftices to attract his at tent ion. liroailway is his best prom enade, nml Fifth avenue comes next, ctoselv followed by Sixth avenue. The park is ul.-o a fruitful source of income, esjtccially the drive, and on the walk which skirts t he fashionable drive the professional tinder takes many a sum liter stroll, not alone for pleasure, but often to his profit. When there is in. clow to an o nor the tinder is entitled to his tind. but. he watches the news papers for advertised rewards, and keeps advertised himself. He says his good name is of preat value to him. A FORBIDDEN SONG. Tim Only Tunc It Wiih Not IVriiiinxiMe to I'hty In the llimr II ill. I recall an interest hip scene in Ar bor's old dance hall in Silver I 'HIT, in the winter of s7s-7;i. writes a Denver correspondent of the New York World. The Silver Cliff excitement then ranked only soeond to that of I.ead vflle, and thousands were rushing to the new Kldora.lo. The preat dance hall was crowded with miners, prospectors and tender fee t. Thu setsof dancers had been on the floor all the eveninp. Two long rows of pa mi up tables had also h'eit running at full blast, and at midnight there came A lull in the dancinp for lunch. Some of the loys took poses -sion of the platform, and a young fol low dressed in jacket and ovcralh threw his sloiieh hat back on 'tis heai. and struck up some familiar tune 01, the piano. There Were u! t a dozen in the party who joined in the singing Suddenly one of the boys staited up "Home. Sweet Home." The young man n t the piano struck in with an accompaniment, and that old-time sonp of loved ones and home associa tion bopan to till the preat hall. "Pop" Arbour was soon seen rnnn'-ip towards the orchestra platform. i!o had no objection to pospel hyitiiis. but entered a protest at 'Home, Sweet Home." "Don't, boys; don't sing that sonp here." "Why nof." asked one of the boys. "You w ill make all of the pirls home sick and break up the dance hall. Sin;,' any sonp want to, but not Home. Sweet Home." A I'lie ky II. y SolilliT. In the recollections of "A -Man of Letters I'nder the Empire and the Kestoratioit ' a story is told of a French poet. Marquis do Saint-.Mare, which would ) credit to some of the military heroes of history. When Saint-Marc was fifteen years old he was ensipn of a troop of cavalry in the Frenc h army and took part in the battle of Foiito noy. The first charpe of the English columns scattered ami overthrew the tirst line of Saint-Marc's repiinent and the boy, seated on his horse and un harmed, was left alone. -In that ter rible moment," ho said, speukinp of it afterward, "I remembered nothing ex cept that I ha.llxen told not to flinch and always to hold my standard up right. 1 did that with all my strenpth. '1 hen the second line rushed forward. Pcfore I quite understood it I was sur rounded with friends, who wrapped me up in my Hag alul carried me to Louis XV., who embraced me and made me a lieutenant then and there." SAVINGS BANKS FOR STAMPS. To lie lnlrilin-til Into the I tout mi Public School Wry shortly. It is promised to introduce "stamp Mivinps banks" in the 1 lost on pub ic schools. From various offices colored stamps of sixdcnomiuatiousaml stamp cards will fx- obtained. To each per son wishinp to become a depositor the lix al treasurer pives him a stamp eard and sells him as many stamps as he has money for. These stamps must he pasted on the card. The card, when full, will probably contain about five d. .liars. As soon as the child has stamps for that sum the money is taken and de posited for hint in siime savings bank that he -may designate. The five dol lars once deposited he In-pins atrain. and the small sum prows to a larger one under his hands. If he wishes'' to withdraw he presents his card and draws all that is on it. Then if he has more money than he cares to use be culls for another card and redeposits the balance. I!y this method all hool.-lreirn,r a . " '"" ttvi.iueii. me eiiti.t always knows just how much he has. and the treas- nrer can tell in the saihe manner. If the child lo.ses the card, however, he loses his money, or. rather, all that he carried on that card. MRS. ELMIRA HATCH. HEART DISEASE 20 YEARS. Dr. Mllf JKmKooJ Co., Elkhart, In.il. Iha R Pim: For 30 yean I was troubled with nenn aioetute. noma frequently nave iaiitnir liellH awl bmothennp at citii. Had to sit up or get nut of bed to breathe. Had iun la my left ideand bark most of tbetimc; at last I became drorwn-al. 1 was very nervoua and nearly worn out. the learn extitemuit wonld cause me to m m m m m mm. faint. I was i riuuAraufub" with flntterfnir. For the last fifteen yean I could not nleep on my leftside or bark until beeun taking Jrour Arw Arart Curt. I bad not taken it very i until I felt mnrh better, and I can now deep on either side or back without tho least discom fort. I li-ve no pain, smothering, dropsy, no wind on stomach or other disarueablu symptoms. I am able to do all my own housework without any iroiime aitaconsnipr myseu cureu. Klkhurt. Ind.. Jss8. Mrs. Klmira ITatcb. It is now four years since I have taken anv mcilicine. Am in Ix-ttcr health than I have boen in 40 years. 1 honestly be- . mm mm. lieve that tir. Mil. a' Jleu CURED ilmrt Cwra saved mv life and made me a well woman. I am now 62 years of utn, and am able to do a Kod clav work. Hay 2tb, 18'2- Mas. KlWiba Hatch. Solil on a I'oHitlve Guarantee. Dr M I LES PI LLS, 50 Doses 25 Cts. SIII BY l'K. T. J. IAVIrsJN. KKKNSIIt K. Pure Tallow Soap. Is perfect: ill other words It Is all Soap, and the liest for Imunlry mi jmiscs matte. Agents I wanlcil to well to private families, also a I general club order auTtit in each town. Address AMEKICAN TEA CO. 338 to3W Fifth Ave. riTTSni non. Pa. 0 mm mm mum 0m llf I 0 I fm mk 0m Owrwim ( 'irt i otiftiiiMt tun. Ktwioivtf (VuutlfXjii. rvtvt'N lKMrlor Bill-1 Mailt t ile tret), a Kucja'lK. :u..ju . 4JUi ist.. Cures Sick Headache never wants te learn, but the TV reads that ObD Honesty CHEWING TOBACCO Is the best that is made, and at ONCE tries it. and eavea money and secures more satisfaction than ever before. A. VOID imitations. Insist on having the genuine. If your demer hasn t it ask ritTn to pet it for you. W. FDfZER & BROS., lonIfYlUfl. Kj Constipation IVmantls prompt treat mi nt. Tim rtv tilts ot neglect may be serious. Avoid all harsh and drastic purgatives, tlio tendency of whii h is to weaken the Intwels. Tho best remotly is Ayer's lMlls. Ili-inj; purely vegetable, their action is prompt and their effect alw ays beneficial. They are an admirable Iiver and After-dinner pill, ami every where endorsed by tho profession. Ayer s TilU aro hitrhlv and univer sally 8.keit of l,y tho peiplo uMut here. I makn daily use of them in mv puutice." Ir. 1. E. Fowler, l!ridKe ptrt. Conn. fc ' I can reoommotid Ayer's rills aWa all others, having long proved thei yalue tin a cathartic fur myself ami family. " J. T. Hess, Leithsv'ille, l'a. " For several years Ayer's Tills have been used iu my family. We liud theta an Effective Remedy for constipation anil indigestion, and are never without them in tho house " Moses Greuier, Luwell, Mass. " I have used Ayer's Tills, for liver troubles and indigestion, during many years, and have always found them rompt and ettii ient in their action " u N. Smith, L'tica, N. Y. "I suffered from constipation which assumed such ait obstinate form that I feared it mould rauso a stoppage of the liow els. Two boxen of Ayer's Tills ef fected a complete cure." 1). Uurke, caco, Mc, " I have used A tir' Tilla f.. tl.irtw I . . : i . ..... .(. j,,,,. uim consider tliem an in- vaitiat.ie family medicine. I know of no iM-tter leitiedy for liver troubles. aim nave always found them a from it i. . 1,,,,r".vs psia ." Juim Widdle St., Ilariforil. fonn. - James Quinn, 'JO Havinsr been troubled w ith eostive ness, w hich sc. ins inevitable with per ilous of sedentary habits, I have tried Ajers Tills, hi .pi nt; f..r relief. I am r- " iii.ii. iiiey nave served me ih-ii er than any other medicine. hrrivo at tins cotieliiston onlv nftr faithful trial of their merits." Samuel T. Jones, Oak St., Huston, Mass. Ayer's Pills, t itKi'A i:ki r.r Or. J. C. Ayer ic Co.. Lowell, Maw Sold by ail lXralcra In Mediciua. l"t I txxl, rut Write now v SEVEN SCOLDING WIVES. IIazmtt's wife cared nothing for It is abilities and kept hliii in hot water by her temper. linswEi.L's "xoriana" is a collection of his wife's sayings to him. which does no little credit to Iter abilities as a scold. Hex Jonson's wife went to the inn after him if he staid tio long and brought him home, tongue-lashing him all the way. FAHyl'llAK. the dramatist, thought he was marrying a rich, talented and amiable girl and when asked alxutt her declared, that he had got "a scold, who carried her wealth on her hack and her intellect on her tongue." Jean I'.t i, IIhiitkii's wife was jeal ous ami was constant ly on the watch to catch h iin in siiine llirtatiiin. She generally succeeded and when she did always threatened to leave him. lie told her to go and she necr did. Amiso"s wife, t he dow aurer-ci Htntess of Warwick, would nut allow h im to jro to the inn at all unless he sat by the window where he was in plain view of her from her front room. I'.very absence from his jxst had to be ;u counted fi ir. I'AXTK was married to ieiiiii!: Ilonati. a woman of slern. imperii ut tenijier. lie was In t t..ii-.l and bullied day and night until bis exile, wbii h was, in this resin i t. fur him a fortun ate occurrence. He does not meiitioi tiemma in any of his writings. LIGHTS OF LITERATURE. l'AI I. lIol 'IDKr. the and his wife, are in Ni I'i:ok. K Alii. I.i iiwio in Jena, (iermaiiv. a French novelist. wport. I'i:i Hi, w ho died few days a-! w as one of the best aut h..rit ies in the rutherlaiid on Koman history, which he made his specialty. M I ...... ... . 1 nss .it-.A.s. iM.Ki.im, nil' tioetess. is sixty-three years old a ltd 1 ives ipi iet 1 y iu South Kensington. I.ng. She is still a hard worker, lielicving that p-rs.?-verance makes the better part of genius. Toi.si'ol hopes to live loner cnoiiirli to complete one more novel, w hiclt w ill le named "Cod in the Man." and will deal with society under present con ditions. The literary gossips sav t hat it will be very socialistic and commun istic in its sympat hies. II k v. Knw.M.o DvniK'rr II.vi.i-: says that Kalph W aldo Kiihtsdii. on one of his ocean trips, committed Milton's "l.ycidas" to memory to while away a few otherwise unprofitable days, and that he never heard of anyone else w ho did that on such a voyage for pas til, ic. TlKltitK I.ori, the French in.vcli.t. has completed bis service in the navy and is about to form a caravan In start for the Ib.ly Land fr..ni t'airo and pursue the route, as near as may le. taken by the holy family in the Hight to Kgypt. lie is going to w rite a tmok on the subiect. QUEER DOINGS OF PEOPLE. TllK nobles of Spain claim the riyht of apjieariiig in the presence of flu king with their hats on. to show- thai they are not so much subject to him as other Spaniards are. I.N some parts of Fthiopia lui-n pre sent themselves entirely without lot.hes 1ki'oi-i' a s rs.ni to wlmiu tlu-v w ish to pay esjH-eia I rev crcnee. m order to show t heir humility. !i:kkks. on the loss of a relative, ab stained from wincaud nirrceable fund. tiok ott' all nrnaiiiciits. ilnrscd in coarse. I.lai-u .st :i ti . shaved the head and rolled in t he mire m- ashes. The Hajakcsc. of K. .im-o. tu-vi-r bury a ili-ail meinU-r nf their tribe until a slave can be procured, who is b.-bcad-rd at tin- iiit.-rmeiit nr erei.ia t ion, to altcn'.l I he deceased in the next world Tf ElMiiNo nite's health was foriiierU dntie by the man next to the drinker standinir up beside him with a drawn sw-i ird. in order t ha t tm one should si a I him while his hands were holding tin cup. A r ancient I'.riti-h feasts each rttest had his mrtioii placed before him in a lit tie wicker basket. The most Imn- oreil or noble truest had l ie biM'est piece, and. taking it in his hands, ts.re it to pieces with his teeth. UP AND DOWN THE SCALE. TltlM E T.lsMVKK expressed regret the other day that he had imt Lent tin his piannfot-te practice, and a:.l that In thought that persons having talent for music shmilil cultivate it ussiiiu, nisi - M.Vt 1 I'liHI.!.!., the vinlinist. has suf- fered for her art. At the t. r :i:.re l eight she Used to ouie home from sclinnl In-cause the villar-e bnvs ini--.! her as --the girl that i.la ved I li.l.i'l.. " l.t. Lt'M a n Arnsm i has just issued a new hymn bnnlc, npmi which he has been at work for three years. 'I he -nrk ennfains six hundred :i,ui fnrt v hymns and will be used by Plymouth church. Km 1 1. T.vru. the new leader of the bnston Symphnnv hchestra. is a tall slender man of agreeable manners, lb know s very I it t le Knglish. but as his knowledge nf music is up to the mark that doesn't matter. Mrsn- dealers say that Harris, the composer of "Alter the Hall," will make nver I(hmhio out of his .song, lie publishes it himself, at a cost of 4 cents a copy, and makes Hi cents clear on every copy sold to music dealers. .IhIiii'k Keileriiiliii; I'rntiiro- Thot hinainan is generally disoked, ut it must 1h- admitted that he has. me redeeming feature. Me attends b. bis own business. II,. stays at home vi it 1. t,; utile maclnno-made .loss and worships whether the it, and reeks but little cows come home r Hot. and be n..,-..r- Ix.thers his neighlvors. ,. !.(,.s,rt ston Jon on the street to ask von if vnn b:,ve aken the K'eelev cure, and he never tries to lmrrow live lol lars n nt il to- mor row, and he never takes vonr ci.-,,, light his own. He has his fault's- nr. man is perf.-ct: he w ears his hair differ ent, from ours, and he .l.-irt t.. .l-.. where he should leave off. hut. be .-.t- h teiidsto his own business, dive him credit for that: ml. biir. once on the back lor sniilctmdv's saxe; give hint a eiN.kte and tell him hv 's a daisy. He deserves it. V.-isbi,rt. ... V w s. 'ltlfif-M Ssrrril llruuis- Every Chinese temple is provided with one or more sacred drums, the sound of which is supposed to southl and keep ipi'iet t he great dragon that upholds the earth. Whenever there is a moment in which all of these drums are silent the dragon begins to move uneasily and there is an earthquake. The first tremor is, therefore, instantly followed by a universal drumming such as is never heard in China on any ot her occasion, and he pandemonium continues until the, dragon becomes quiet. HISTORICAL. TllK emancipation proclamation was issued on January 1. 1st1,:!. William I'k.n.n signed the treaty of peace with the Jmlians on NoventlK-r 4, lf.SJ. A fiKAY unsized blotl itig paper wai sold in England., according to lingers in his history of prices, as far back as 14ti5. l)Et-F.MHEK 7, lTs.7, commemorates the ratification of the constitution by the state of Delaware, she being the lirst state to ratify. carl nrvxrcrus, PRACTICAL WATCHMJUCES 4EWEIES AND DEALER IN- 0- Ml 7& ! V.-. VlJ'i IV. H !! i '- 7. ' - "l t -it l - f 'i 'J - -1 ; . - f:-i. : ii i 4 s . . WANT A Sln.:, Ji;: .!(, st .Ii. as lii.t:iu!.t. ttuv i. in pi.H.!iiie. epci t. -r.iv. I Siv.i.t;ty. V.V nntliiiitf. Ai.iv in-.iv is i.ur want to kiti IctJ to lutMin-ss I i every Liinyjiainii rg.- i-i stie. ii i u- i i every r-.-a.JVr nl t'us lumioii 'A'..-..ii ;. p. "BUILT FOR BUSINESS." "Seeing is BeievinQ:.,, Vi'ii'i' '.vVmnst be smple; when iy "'s:. muLn, ut io IT impress the truth mr,T - touSh and seamless, and made in three pieces only it is acutely safe and unbreakable. Like Aladdin's of old, it is indeed a "wonderful lamn " for i't m,r. ! velous light is purer and brighter than gas lizht, softer than electric liht .mil cr R -helu'r. aa , uric-ties tr. m me I4tj j.li, JUX IIL.vi , K LA9II CO., 4i I-rk PUce, New York City. "The Rochester." ELKHART p f xs vi'iis'-.!,'t,',,llm1J:,,"I. -"Hip !.- iS- 52' -rer. ?" "-i- vix -jv .' o -t siikim,,, w-,- Asv ri A .-. JSr-A A b JtM yTT c- . WHOLESALE PRICES. Jl ' V J il' """I V .""--' ". s-7t io imi,MU, 4i rO. 47. kCtJOn. Z4jt ' --.'.i' Ktupie l:o:.,ir l-.utaf. MID to ;-.'.. '1.1,, 'il.ijlrt ud My N.,. r.u .1 l tJ. VJ. B. PR ATT, tup .riv V I I ft-i r r r- KAI - t.ij I rtvin. i.auni i.t a lifji,I, mitrF tr yrrn.ii rmwriHiu ji n. ,1,1 s It.e h 1 1 f x"rrH- ''.' 'nir;i;ytM or iu Ill f V ft A I V f m, m m m s-i- naur B SiSSM k SJ&r tTS . KJ' U ELY BROTHERS. 56 Warren 1 DIRT DEFIES THE KING." THEN SAPOLIO IS GREATER THAN ROYALTY ITSELF. HALL'S S SENEWES. The STestpoi Hilarity of this jirrparal in, after its U-sl of many jcars, (should be an usuraiH'c, even to the nmst t-ki-ptirul. that It I really nirritiirioti-i. 'rins who have used Hall's H aik Ke.nf.wkk kuow that It Km.-s all i.h:tt is tuini il. It causes now prowth of hair on bald heads jiroviili-U the hair folii. k-s are not de:il, vvhlrli 1m seldom the case; restore natural color to fn8? r f:ul.il hair; prT? wrvin the scalp healthful and rlc-ar of dandruff; iin-vi-iits the hair falling off or chaniriuir eolor; keeps it wift. jdiant, lus trous, and causes it to grow long and thii-k. Hall's Hair Uexfwfr pi-rluen- its ffrects by the Itiallhful iiifliii-in-e if its vet-tahlo insrredientii. wlu.h invigorate nil rejuvenate. It tit not a dve, and ia a delightful artlele for toilet u.ie. Con. tainlnir no ak-ohol. it dies not eva( orate ciuirkly and dry up the natural oil. leaving the hair harsh and brittle, as do other ir-iarationa. Buckingham's roa tbi Dvo WHISKERS Colors them brown or black, as desired, and Is the bent dye, because it Is harmless; produce a permanent natural color; and, being a Mnle preparation, is more con venient of application than any other. riUXFARXD IT R. P. HAUL, & CO, Nuhna, N. H. Sold by all Dealer In Hediciixaa. , CASSIDAY'S Shaving Parlor, lie EBENSBURG. THJL7rJK!InoWn 'vln Parlor In loe.ted on X entre ptreet. Dear th i .. ...... i " certly feen t.an.lx mrlt inri.,.V an.1 Iltte.f with rvrrf m.,Hn 1 JVorthrrlt xn.l ria. it i. inri,.. ' ' lent w..rlnunoo will rlv. eer tu-ntu"a ta iiUBEKT CAHAY. Vvatches, Clocks IKWEMIY, im mnwm v a sn- Optical Good: Sole Agent -J-'KKTHK Jelebratod Rockford WATCHES. Clunib!a ail Fredbnia Watclies. In Key ftr.d Mem Winders. oAiKJE SKLKCTIOX of ALL KINL of .lEWK.I.Ur aiwaye on liau.1. Mv line of Jewelry is unsurpassed ot.nie ana see ror yourself before purrha nn fi-wnerf. 5?" ALL WOKK fltlARANTEEn -J CARL RIVINIUS. E enshnre. Nov. 11. lKK5--tf. WAGON? i s. sun. vs. llih tcraJt-; Ivmtiiuiiy fini!itl as in. U.iilt mi hi .a. r hv e.ci a-. In-lit, 'iVt .j.M-iii.vj (-irj . i i l.ts i pniuv; pr. unpt sliipiiit-i.t you. Write us. 0..sis hv and bv. S.-tid f r-.-aJVr m. N. V, it is not simple it is see me Rochester " Cr . fs.,"VJ.. All . Wt s, cuttiiui Liiu.il ciuier. "hVpdraW h, n't the cel .. ii. I - .. ; I ' E th'D HARNESS MfS. rw VV-ynmiui lUad lurtn. tr- Ail.ln.vi S ss'y, CLKHA RTJWD T w r r ,s -vi' - . r-,1 ip tYtK v?rt:-sAi s- '.JO V.V sue I p-r!,r. Aprl-d into Vie ntriU it it ,r.l, alhry :, l!ni,nr,tun, hfaU nt hv vi.nl on r- ;;, .f. ,.f j.riW. mm. J . 50c Str-V UK.. t NEW YORK. Stop Thief! Any one whose Watch has a bow (ring).will never have oc casion to use this time-honored cry. It is the only bow that cannot be twisted off the case, and is found only on Jas. Boss Filled and other watch cases stamped with this trade mark. A watch cast opener, which will (0ur Keystone Watch Case PHILADELPHIA. Co. FEES BROS.' Shaving Parlor, Mam Street, jfear Post Office rfTl SrJTS ain treat, near t lir ,.- t ..ffire where tiartWina Main tiarUorltiK ni n us nrancne' will tve earned lulnrr. t.vrrrt bu.it tint antf ciean uor ltronae afeiiciteil. FKES on la ttt BKog. ijiTED SOLICITORS WVU,UI 1 WHO CLASS iy tilustrau-rt nrxlnon-.-u 1-,.,,. -!T7i.. .... I i 1. .. m t ion, Muslim,, arid III bu,Vc KiAlve"! rSrar,; M. a. CO MKC y CO. Publlanora. CMeaco. UU .r iin--... ..u r ..ur ( M I M a -9 4 BURIED ENCCH ARDEN ALIVE. An Kryptin Jodr Who Believed Wlt whm Kitther lb II k Owa tieiwea. A Swiss captain, at the end of a san-p-uinary and prolonped battle, caused the desld and dying' to be thrown alike into pits and buried tog-ether. Some one Hinted out to him that many of the bodies btill showed bigns of anima tion. "My (rood sir," replied the Swiss, "if a man were to pay atU-ution to the sijrns they show there would not lie a dead body imong them." A simi lar power of preventing the mind being1 turned aside by trifling considerations apjears to have characterized a certain kazi iu the city of Cairo, Mansur liin M usia by name. His decisions, accord -ing- to the Ixudon Standard, were usu ally rather extraordinary, but every now and then they were so remarka ble as to attract attention from disin terested outsiders. On one occasion the inhabitants of Cairo were shocked to see a living- man borne through the streets, tied fast to a bier, and hurried toward the cemetery to be buried alive. His lamentable shrieks were entirely - disregarded by the bearers, who re morsel esslj carried out their duty Ut its bitter end. It was soon ascertained that the Kazi Mansur was responsi ble for this atrocity, and, although Orientals are not easily shocked where the administration of justice, so-called, is concerned, yet in this case it was felt that some inquiries should be made. Accordingly, the kazi was in terviewed and he was asked why it was that he had caused a living man to be buried alive. Like Mr. Gilbert's young lady in '"The Mikado," it was doubtless pointed out to him that bur ial alive is too "stuffy" a death to be agreeable. They found the kazi quite ready to satisfy their doubt- "You wish," he said, "to know why this young man has been buried alive. Well, his burial has been ordered by me in due form because six months ago his wife was married to another man according to the decree of the law, two witnesses of a very respectable character having certified to his death at Itagdad. The man, however, came In-fore the court one morning, pleaded that he was not dead, and ad vanced" a claim to recover his wife. I ordered the two witnesses to reappear, and they proved beyond doubt by fresh evidence that they had attended his funeral at liagdad, where he was buried in their presence. From this circumstance it is easy to conclude that the man cannot be a real one, but the ghost of a former, and must there fore be laid in order to put an end to all future disputes resjn-cting the woman." The bystanders thereupon, as we are told, "dissembled their mis givings, praised the kazi's justice and retired." TYPES OF BAD MEN. t'lu-rmetrristli-. ot tho frontier Itesper-adM-a Who Held Life C'beitu. The wonder grows whence sprang these men. who, with pistols on both hips and knives in their lielts, were ever eager for some fray, and when no one could be found to accommodate them picked a quarrel and then killed their fellow-man. Hie ieculiar dangers that attend the pursuit of gold seem to bring out. in enormous degree, all the latent vic iousness in man, and the interest is, where did such men hide themselves when in more eaceful parts, or did the mere sight of the precious metal or the insatiable greed to obtain it trausform a respectable citizen into an animal in contrast with whom a royal llengal tiger would be sociable and almost companionable? I asked this question, says a writer in the San Francisco Chronicle, of H. J. Crow, of Is Amreles. one of her most prosperous and adventurous busi ness men, who had founded Idaho City and had followed mining; in inauv states and territories, aliout the char acteristics of these "bad men" un.l whence thev came. "You could generally bet on it." said Mr. Crow, "that they were from the southern states, and seemed to h-v had dark experiences before thev had jienetrated into the mines. As a rule they were lazy men. possessed w ith al most animal strength, and were utter ly devoid of remorse. Indeed, these men and I have known several ap parently felt that thev owed nothing to society and had no responsibility. 1 saw tliree men hanged together one day and heard one say to the other: Well, Jim. go ahead. I'll meet run in hell in a minute,' and when it came his turn to swing he shouted: Three cheers for Jeff Davis.' Thev act feared nothing- and held their own lives as cheaply as they took others. Where these men disappeared after the mines gave out, or whether they ever iH-came peaceable citizens, I cannot say. I know several have adopted the latter role, but it would take very lit tle provocation to make them as blood thirsty as when they sought victims in Idaho. FREAKS OF NATURE. Thom as IIoknbki k. of St. Croix. Ind.. has on his farm a litter of seven pigs, four of which have t,ix legs each, and one has feet like a dog. Du. J. C. IIivi.noh, of liulU.n. ;., has a cat which in some res-vec r. .... bles a kangaroo. The fore feet are much shorter than the hind ones, and it scurries over the fround iust liL the Australian animal. A i.ivi.m; curiosity is in the posses sion of Ilenrv Uerl-endinfr .f V..e Wayne, Ind. It is a freak of nature in the shape of three kittens u hieh Inseparably joined at the bins. There are three heads, six fore feet and only tliree lehinu. A liKwiTciiKn apple, with a blood-red drop inside, grows on several trees in Norwich, Conn. It is called the "Mike apple," after a farmer named Mu-ah, who over two hundred years ago was supposed to have killed & dler and buried the body under one of his apple trees. OLD PEOPLE. New llAMi-KHiKK claims the oldest ex-trovernor in the Uuited States, in lie person of Nathaniel S. Iterrv. w ho has just celebrated his ninet v-. v..il. birthday. Lyman Meacham. who d ltf.il in lt loit. 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The author of the specula tions entitled "Along Xcw Kn-lUIlll Roads" says that a set of vlliu worthies was one day eiij-ai.',., ."' the proMem of mirax-l.-s. --'I'lu- la rt , ' ,r naturt; are what we all have to .!. on," said the young din-tor, "ami ti.v never change. It's certain that if v.,,, plant potatiH-s, they win"t t-nin,. ., pumpkins. You know that asu.-n .' I do. Stephen." Stephen was an i-I,,.rl.. man, hard-featured and sunliur,,,.' with a shrewd twinkle in ltis ,.v,-. J r.jvoUe in a mild, inquiring sort of at in vivid contrast with the doctor's v'-.f! opinionated tone. "I don't know much almnt 11,,. of riatur', but I supMsi ymi M sonu-thin' like thia, that when ),.) '. this jack-knife it'll fall to t hi- n, ' ' and be stretched out a long arm , ,,i i ing an ojien knife by the blade I,, -tu,., his thumb ami finger. "Kxactly," suid t he diM-tor. the law of gravitation." 'That's "And it's sure to fall, and I t,,., in t Ie a f ran! if a mimcle? l,txi 1:1 .1 i. I..-, iiiM-tiir, lie re 11111 im- law coin,- fr.,-r, that binds it to fall? W hat m:i,l,-t tl v particular law?' "The leariu-d men who have im,-' gated the laws of nature have ti.,i ,.t found their origin." said the il.,(1,,r honestly. "They will in time. "' "And yon can't tell m,- l,j,t ,, the law that binds that jack-kiiif,- t fall down?" ' "Nu. I can't. It's enough to l:i,,,u that it will fall." "No chance of anything Mijn-ri,:i! ur al? No miracle?" "Nonsense' let go the I. in.),, ritephen's thumii and foretiiig,-r s, , ,r ated, and remained apart. 'J in- a. . knife was not on the floor. It ils hanging to the wooden ceiling ,,Vl ... head, its blade buried half an in. (, ,,., , in the soft pine. For about t.-n s,v. otuls no one soke. Stepln-n :ii : . . -i i . . . . ... ii'tz ii me uiK-uir. 7011111 Jim natural happened, didn't it'.'" ii "1 ou jerked the knife up . .tir-., : -"Well, that wa'n't nafral vns ,1 The doctor Iiesitated. "Now see here, doctor," t.ai.l tin- ,, , man. "Just tell me how old .,,,r i . . is that the jack-knife's got to i. j down." "Millions of years. Just as!..i,:,s there has been an thing to fa.'l " "And how old is t he law t Imt s;, , , , s jack-knife must go up there, an.l 1 ,. its 1.1a. Ii- in thai whitc-pim-Just tliree minutes and a half !. ti!t. liH-k. A ml i f t hat's so. i t's a .1 lr. as lik e as in it that u In k-v it ina.'.- thing go down will make it go n;. u ; , out tin-or an biwly else kimu in' w :, ., r made it go. Vour science i-.all n. .,1 I.K-tor. just as long as it talk- al.-.i,t what it knows: but when it don't t into account t hat m unct hin' ma in!. ; fere, why it ain't w nt It unv ni..i-.-na last year's almanac to tell a feller u !,.,; the Weather's goin' to be I" BOSSY ON A TEAR. A Florida ' Oirri-iiliii. After l atin-: 4 laret-Mnakeil V ateriiia-lim. Not long ago, when the nu-r.-nr. down at Ocula. 1'la., was climbing m-ar the top nf t lie tube, two young m,n . .-cidi-d to agrei-ably surprise their .ning lady friends by a treat of iced val. : melon for dinm-r, says the t'apit-.! After studying over the matter a. I. !. they decided that un ice-cold m.-i. u was Hot good enough - did imt begin to snow mcir ujipri-ciat ion of t In- . .111:.' ladies - so they Went down into 1 1 , r nckcts and iiun liasi-.l t wo boi t .f the linest claret in the city, cinpti. '. them ijitu the melon, then sent it 1 . the hotel, with instructions to place t in a cooler place. This wa doin-. ai. i all would have Ik-cii well had not tl,. hotel folks decided to treat the gin -;-to a fine melon the same day. 1 In rich, wine-tilleil melon lay s'n.e by -m.-with the melon flavored only by na ture, and yet the sameness ..11 the . .1. t side remained undist urU-d. At tin-projM-r time the colored factotum u a ir.lered to prepare the hotel melon !.-: the table. (No one except the ..in. men knew anything al-out the .n.-In-ing put in the melon.) As soon a the knife laid tiie melon q m-ii t:..-IH-culiar oilor satisfied the waiter tl. at it was s-Kiilcd. A brief eoiisultat i-.11 was hehl and tin unanimous tcr.ia t was that it was no good. It wa- tal.. n out and placed in the cow lot. ulj. i. a mild-eyed Jersey lay dreaming '!"' hours away. The 1-oviiie. know in a giMMl thing when she saw it, a- - on the outside of the melon, u in.- ai l all. Now. two quarts of wine i- a pretty stiff drink fi-r even a -ou . a uA it soon In-gan to tell on her, uu.l f..i a time she made things lively. ti ing t stand-on her head. kicking up In r lie. K trying tx waltz, tugging at the f. n.. with her horns and acting a- if was half crazy to paint the t..u :. r. ! in her own way. Finally the heavy ilebauch proved too much for her. '.- took the hiccoughs, staggered a r. .m ! awhile, fell down and U-gan -n..r.i..' just the same as any other bum. sm.-i-then she has rcf used to cat pi a in m.-i. .n. An I ui--rtiMi-i I'rlni-e. A funny story is told al-out the litt1. crown prince of ;ermaiiy. who is.,: 1. thirteen years old. tine day. hen at play with his brother in 'the r.. vai nurst-rv, a terrible crash r..ti-e.l it,.--mieror, w ho was bii-y in his st u ; As the emM-ror is very fond of mail ing his household himself, he It ti tr.. I to the nursery to learn the can-. . ! the disturbance. As he entered 1 1 ' noin the little princes drew up and r-'ave the military kalutc, as llle had In-en taught to do. hen u-ked to . plain the cause of the noise the g lViuce William Frederick sai.l:' M. brother and I bad a little dill and I was obliged to show him who ; o row 11 prince in this e-tablislnn. i,t "Very gtHMl; I K-licve in discipline." said the emperor, and I think I 1 - i better show who is i-mjM-ror in tii -establishment;" and with that In picked up the little prince and gave him a rather severe spanking to ma,..' him recognize a higher authority -nil than that of the crown prince. STUB ENDS OF THOUGHT. (Itton pay inspires a iwiet. Poverty is hereditary. Health is Iloive's liest tonic. A million dollars means a milium careii. FltAiiKAN'CK is the invisible beauty .'f flower. The finer the church the greater the congregation's vanity. r ambition tapers off at the top 'l Would Ik less dangerous. What a mail thinks deM-nds largely oil what he eats and drinks. It's a very joor family that hasn't :i bone to pick with somebody. 1 ct roil Free I 'res-,. Proirn Watermelon. In China and Japan watermelons un served as a sort of frozen ice ami fori" an exceedingly dainty di-h. Take a large, sweet. rie melon, cut it i it half, and w ith a sjvm.hi scoop out the entire center, of course removing the sceil I'ut the watermelon into a chopping traj- and chop it rather line. Add one cup of Miwdered sugar, und if you u-c wine a tablcsMMinfiil of sherry. Turn thin into an ice cream freezer. Pack the freezer, turn the crank for aloiit five minutes until the watermelon " icy cold aud iu the condition ut ioft muomt. Serve iu glasi-ek.