"I"" C7:i mtiin s IroiMiiim l PnblMhrd Wrrkl) nl ,,lt:VMU IC. tWHHBI t I II., I"K..V.., AdvertiKinp It ntew. The Unte and rliatl circulation ol the Caw BKIA Kiimii eounnemtf It to the Isvomb consideration of ad vert men whote lnvon will tie inserted at to. follow ma: low rate : 1 lorn, 8'lnie ...... 1 Nl 1 lnrb, S Diooihii V.so 1 Inch, 6 mouth" .tJ 1 lnrb I yer 6 00 1 iDchea. t month..... Cue ti Inches, 1 year 10.(u 3 I or he 6 uiotitfal SOU a Inotien. I year 2.00 'J eolnuin, 6 month 10. 00 column. uionlbii..... itu.ou eolunin 1 year wi.ou 1 rolauio. e uiontbi 40. oo 1 column, 1 year........... 76.00 ' Kualnetn Items, (trot insertion, Klc. per line ubfequent Insertions, be. er ltne Adiuiniytrator'c and . fcxecutor'n Notleei. . ft HI Audilur'c Notiren ............ 2M Stray and nl in liar M once HO -KeiiutioD or ir.oeri1inim ol any eorjn ra tlou or roriety and couiiuuniratlonii de'iKndto rail attention to any tu alter of limited or tndl Tida.l tnierert uiunt lie iald fur advertiinenf . HK.k and Job I'riotin of ail kind neatly and ex-9-tlouriy exeruted at tbe loweel jiriccs. And doa'tynn lorKct It. iluo inteed t'lrciihitlnri. rst ; i - i ---t , iy- itlirrliloii KnlM. inn' .""py. 1 vca-,cii-li in advance fl fn ,!.- l" II not p.'lld M It li I ii :l 'inililh. I ?.- . 1" I' not pta.l wtlliiu C m.iiil hit. t: cu h II nut paid w it tun t he ear., 'i ': ! .1 lTin residing iut.ltle of lti cturit t , -n' :i.itll'.irial per jrar will he ctiMrKed to ,.y M.-"t i-e. -t i n event will the shove tprro ha de Hr.e ir.'iu. and th. who don t inuH tri"lr , . i. .tCrrr-tin r.y I'KVinj In ii.H slice mud nut ex t.e.-i i" ' I'laost "O the fHUie lotiLinii ialhMtwtin ' ,v JAS. C. HASSON. Editor and Proprietor. HK IS A FKKEMAN WHOM THE TRCTH MAKES FKKK AND ALL AVE SLAVES BESIDE." 81. 0O and postage per year In advance. ,j mi it-.- i t'v u nv.aj uuucrMiKil rri'll; alii" nrw.,ril. 04 r.iy 'or your imer before you it t It. ir Ft ., uiua; enine hilt M-nlKHiisiiiK.-iirrvlMi. .. a i ih iiii lite i tin. uTiort. Vr()LUMK XXVII. EBENSBUKG. PA . FKIDAY. OCTOBER 13. IS93. NUMBER 40. ,eCr Mm ft CARL RlrilsriUS, PRACTICAL A N f ) I ) H A LK li IN - ' !!' li "i 1) ' ft ' U t r. 1 i ?ri --- : , , , s ,i ' -.',.-yr-, See Paris, and you have seen France! 5ce K A L' FMANN '5, and you have seen Pittsburg I Kailfmann's is a whole city in itself, embracing over five acres of floor space and employing over one thousand hands--more tlian the three next largest stores in Pittsburg put together. KauflTiann'S is the only establish ment in Pittsburg where you can get anything you may vant--vhether to clothe a person or furnish a home in the greatest possible variety and at the lowest possible prices. KflUFMflNN'S; Fifth Ave. and Smithfield St., Pittsburg. c? Samples sent free. Mail Orders Promptly filled. eelng Is Beiieving:.,, I , . must be simple: -when ----- - - .im l 1 1 t jroofl. S:rir, m vM .rus mean much, hut to see " The liochester " tq JC (ZfJ V v r.l imi-ress the truth more forcibly. All metal. &(j? J.1 t';urh ami seamless, and made in three pieces onIy,C?s?4 g it is cbsoiuiay safc2Xi unbreakable. Like Aladdin's V "-f i i, it is indeed a "wonderful lamp," for its mar- ' s ve.c.'js Ji'Tit is p'rer and j SMi'ter th:m elt-rtric liht and - ' n't - rj a .1 t; m . . .) . r .i , j ,.,r. p ' - JX r s" T e n;'...i: m- i.xv.. - W t S " l T t.'- 1 r..r... ;J IV , - . 1 - L ' T " ' ' : t "jJSPr 1 l - .1 e ..;.e V - --.tit T .r t Wr.y - ' 'V i ' i " W rtv jour t Lf', Jrm ' ' ' T'h u iv i ; , i )s i wsoicfiite v . i , ' i r i Mt.iinlain liouso sua sisniac pieioe! ii.E STREET. ECrKlEUr.G. J'1"' ' ' :r.-1 !.': T'Hli.l ?'$vif'i' 1, ' r" .i-to H tn. iMvi- X. 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I'iui-...if; .1 ).' to :K. V .u.oneit m.. Kjl I '.. -A- vat. -j. hvrv Wni.id iteul :a.t.lA'! 1 z'-- i . v-rr1 'TX ?".!- k m.io .u,:v, ssLj :!l,'25pjf2' t-n f ; , '" l-fj '" "". '"'ox Vi.d.1. and Iv v'. VVVZi'VV V t -L 1. L -1. 1. Jlc-it e.f f r . .i w;a..jrr r.l i,.ii, lii WWMjy I i I I . . I ii.-. ii i Ai:ufi m - - Watches, Clocks 1 KWKI.RV, Silverware. Musical InstmnienB AM' Optical Gocdc. Sole Aeent -Kim i UK Celebrated Rockford voliimbln a-'iI Fri'ilnnia Wafi-lics. Ill Kty ami Sit-in Wiiii. crM ..a!:;k sKLKcnuv ok m., kii tl .IKWKl.UV nlvnyriMi liaml. Mv ' i n of .J.'wclry is unsurpnssfd v 'i me nn.l .. for y ourself Itelnre nreha-i j I-"" A I.I. WOUK HIAI!ANTKKIi;-J CAUL RI VlNIi;S. V. i p-i'uin;, Nov. 11. isx.v-tf. . ' " !' H ; ! I- " ! it is not sim nle it is p: ''7 i 1 l auj.A Urautiful, Good these bnihtec than fras lmht, more cheerful than either. "The Rochester.' - ..r... v , : .in o!"f et,t - m .n-i'iie s'hiiitf zk y. 1. . Wt il Jifi - , T- i "l Vj 17 i Paul i,f jr gr yr, ..ia-.ti. Tr- Q-f tt ivsj .: Airi nv ; Uo. r ?. -i.- f '.;. Itmiruj tCA ii'Cv-V A ti cjiaie i tui'jipiu, ?r.:cEs. Po!tf-n written at short nMm In the OLD RELIABLE ' ETNA it n.l oilier firm li fmiilM. T W. DICK, --T rK THE linM.HKNCMI HI'SINK-SS Kecunortr..! my 1. 1S.VJ. Ht;. I'onrKH. M. I.. I iivsii ia x ir Si rnie!, l.llK.MM'liil. - - l"A. it iille-eon .HiKh Biretit. in rM,iii lormnrlv i c ioi.il ! the W'cuteru Wuion 'leleKraiih lm ' (juntcstU c "fire '.'. ii;: i s, -j : ri.'jJ- i;.rotd sitme -rtrT7i?- Nil. PEREUKINt BROWN'S TELEGRAM hi-n ill i-ur-s ill. As it ol U'li will. "T's tint always a botnetTKithic pill. Hut ii il.isi-. tainu'tiineM. that w ill cure or kilL I low thr fates did frown On IVrt'tirim. Krown. The wrrtcbftii'Mt man in Menlowiuvm hn he wnt to luy( Tlit" ric- was hi'h: Win n lio wi-tit to m'11, tin" irio" wrnt down I lis tMH- wi'tit out, while his chimney smoked, l!is well ran dry, though his I. ay was soaked. II no'.iMn't have leen so hard to lear I f his placid ife had borne her share ().' '.irr.ine's trieiis in her ow n domain, 'tut ln r butler came," and the kindly ruin Fell nnly on her serried Ihix. Hi r pansy Iw ils. and her starry phlox: Thoiu'h the chimney smoked, her bread was liiTht, Her r;iiil:s of milk pans silver bright: . tii I she alwas sun- the same oid sonff: 'It's all your fault that tbiu's fe'o wroiij;!' At last one day, A 'ate irave way. And the eows broke loose in a wild foray i 'ii his iii'ir'hlMir'N cor.vtieliL liip, hooray: li the last slravv bri-aks the camel's back, "Twere strani-'e, indeed, if so huge a puck I id not break down 1'oor eret.'riiie Itrown. From his wife's shrill tongue, and his neish liors" ire il'ih il. but the omnipresent wire, I !i it iiimI es the world uitb its jHiints of firo, I i. r, i-.'. to his hi.litiu' place. It said: ' :'i ri ; rine lirow n, your child is dead; Yi ur w ile is dyiuir: ' Home he si'd, 1'. r .eliinj; the ills that be had lied. Like tri.ut-siint's healed n moi.th uijo. ' In the frrible. woe 1 l.at froze his heart like a shroud of snow. At the well-known farm. The um-rv nei-hb..r touched his arm. As .e ;. rowlcd: "Now pay me fur my corn. That your cowj destroyed:" With a Hash of scorn lirov. ii iiuai? him his due. "Now tell tne. man ''.- slMV W ife yet l:Ve?" The cliUrl N With sh alile IHKlii .1 cheek, to Iliai.e reply: 1 h i. I in-ver beard -lie was like to die: Who 1 d.! y.i.: ." A patter of little feet t 'ni -.nurt his words. No sound more sweet ! heard in Ib.-aven. With si.bs of joy '1 lie iatl.t r clasp- d to his heart liiii tioy. . Though the r tin still soaks His hay aiivl his rye. Thouh bis c: iinney snioUcs, And his well runs dry; Tiioti).'h the price is hiti When he l'ik-h to buy And is no, as his Well When he r.s s !o sell; i'i.oiivh liis "hin d man'' w ill run away 'i: ta ' very morn ot a having ilay; "I'J.. :.,- his ..iv. , pr- ! r L-reen corn to hay, A m h s i.v still sins trie same oid s..n": "It's all your fu'.l thai t'aurf: to wpmi:" Tliouli tin- r .tes still frown i la a i 1 1,' r w av I Y'c 1 'creriue Itrown Is blithe a:id uy In fact, as all his ueiirhlstrs say. In '., the h ;;.;ii. st i.ian in Meadowtown. -lelnar! i'ajsou Jarks-ni. In Youtu's Com- JILliiliU. SI IK MAIK IIKlT WILL. 1 . i";iit Hor Mnny Relrttivoa Were Hardly t loasod With It. Miss (itillipot was tt'rtainly v-ry rich "Mel was r,aiil to lc" fin rimusly si. .Vinl ln r vwrnltli liail OKtiH" to ht-r dito unex-l-.-lety. Il v'.i.nl 1 i;ivi lnvn natural that her 'li-iti, ..hi ,lisiiliat Culliifc.t (of tin i ..f ( i.illijx it ,C Jams). h. was i. ii t In- ii iiitlii-iitair.", shout. 1 lunr lei l in r soiiu'tliino- liaiulsoiti'". Hut no Mil" . ubl liave iruessoil he wouKl nuke iiei" l;is lieireNS, least of all axtc-r she ha 1 jtiarrehxl with him. Aft.r he ha..! liccn a widower twenty y;-;u"s ol! .). . sx-phiit lialliiHit ma.le up 'ii i iiiiiul to marry his kiurhen mai.l, v. lio was not more than forty years his junior and was eiia'eii to the milk ii::in. 'l iit'ii Miss Gllipo wrote him a let- Mv l-t.i:Ji.s: I don't suppo .e it w.ll in iko .. y . r me "Whether I write to you or not. : i im a n-rii f-.r you. and feel it on le.y . . : ce t .!o what 1 can to prcvi ut ym.r 1 : i . ' tcal iii.sery oo yours, Ii. , i ut l.at.- a m rftft t a?Ut to marry a'itlii if .-t! c'.i . ie. ai.d ou cm eertaie.lv a ffi.i-d to pi-k i :b who !'.. tiotiiib;: but hers. If to rivi.ni !... u t 1 1 i' ilut tin' trirfyou are din ituf would i . ,., ..r at :!. i rice it she brm: -ht )o'.i her own j i ' ut in ..ld. and sl.e's lio feather by the 1 sik i l hi r. is..,,, w ill make you miscrul le, and I would It; ;..u tu draw tackfri-m ivintr. her the t-i-i in u.iaty. SI e has no ulli elion for you, and if v..i: l..ve i'ny fi r ht r it v.-ill make il the worse hir yua Your sincerely anVclieliulo cousin. "S A It A II J A LI .1 l"t T. " To this U tter no reply was sent, ami A ivi't'li liter the milkman's fiancee le-1-a.riie Mrs. (iallipot, Xo furliter com munication took place Vn-tween the .ii-!iis, and a couple of years after iv:.r.! .losephat Gallipot went the way i lie h. Nt ! was " more simply astonished iuni Miss Sarah Gallipot when she eiii-.'i".l that she had succeeded to his entire lorlii lie. He wrote: 'I'm my wife I U ueath my memory, know in." i!vl my l. ve has bun euoui-h f ir t. r. uud t: at si' has s.e l well during the two years of our wed ietl ii;.-, for I do not Ijelieve that tuir hi as. h. ild exiienses have Iseii seventytlve tiai-jsau i dollars per annum. "To my cousin. Sarah tlallipot. I r itieuth al si .!n! ly ail my real and it-r-ohal esiaie. ia r'-c.a'iiitioit of ln r camtor and sincerity, an I with uu.iv ailini; regret that I did not prolit by ht-r w ariiiiii-'." Tin." will was dated a f rtnifjrht lM"fore i, death, and in process was tlnly jrved and administered. "i'iicn Miss, Gallilxit discovered how UiaV-rly slie was loved, anl howcotmt ltnss tsu're her kinsmen and kinswomen. J 'or tjfty-niiie V-irs she had Ixh-ii in the lial.'it of -onsideriti"; herself as ratherni.me in lire world. In her six tieth ye:irhe fnd it was not so. N ieces dri.jipfj from the sky, neph ews rose? from lilac earth, the clouds listil'.ed r,dciiildr"ti on to her heatl and cousins fell around Iait like hailstones. .r did they c uie r-rnpty. : i line lroiirlit (rami" from th coun try, siime sent choice fruits from their hot In ittses. Ifslichad lived to 1m seven hundred and eighty she could not have worn nut the cozy bednxnn slippers that were worked for her, and if she had tun! as many inodths us the Nile she t mild never have drunk up all the wines that were sent her. Devonshire cream came out of the west; cakes of all sizes, shajH-s and de scriptions came down from the north and oysters from all quarters came rap j.itt;,' at her door. And the letters of afTerti -n that ac companied thern! These pass all de sorird ion. and should have convinced tueir recipient that of all the old ladies that had ever lived she was herself the dearest, most harming unit most 1k h - hv her freicmls. Kleven years alter tne death of old Jos. pii.it GaliiiM.t his cousin and heiress followed him. It w as a very hard winter, and from almost the ln-o-innin"; of it the old lady had declared that it would Iks her last on earth. Her house, Gray Court, w as a very hit one; hut it was soon filled to overtlow intr tilled with nieces and iiepluiws. cousins and ";oilcliililrcii, all ra(,'i-r to be "in at the death." Kach had receivetl a similar letter from the old lady's housckeeier saj'intr: "Miss Gallipot Hunks you for your tie sire to come and hid her e-(i,d-hy, hut she l"p you will not take the trouhle of couiino- so far. She appreciates all your affection, hut would not like to trespa-ss. If, however, you insist on comiiio- I have her orders to prepare a room for you." And each one came. Kach found a comfortahle apartment made ready for his or her arrival, and each found a Scripture text in larjre capital letters framed upon the mantel piece. The text was the same in each room: '"Where the carcass is there shall the cables Ik- fathered together." Gray Court was full of quests, hut not one of them was admitted to the dyinef chamlx'r of the hostess. The thn-tors, or the nurse, or the old housekeeper seemed always on n"uard, and it would have leen easier to slip past a sentry than to i,.t past them. On the last daj of the old year the life of their hostess ehln'd away; anil while the mtiHled peal was rilifrino; out iver the frozen fields her naked soul crept shirerin-r out into the nio-ht, I In the eve of the twelfth day was the funeral, and, after it. all r"ceivcd a mandate from the deceased's law3'er to attend the reading of the w ill. It was read in a very larje room, like a storcrotam, in which they all found themselves for the first time. The will ciimnieiii'iil with liWral Ite quests to the deceased's doctor, lawyer and parish clergyman. Item-fact ion s ti the local itor and to certain charities. When these were finished the "guests hreathed fris-ly Then followed jrenerotts leacit"s to her servants and a handsome provision for the old housekeeper who had Itecn faithful to Iter during s. many 3'ears. Tiieti came a list of the names if all he o-uests. "To each of whom." .said the will, "I leave and Itcqucath such lejacy and Itcqucst as I have already in.ii.-attsl to you, my executor, and which yoti will in turn indicate and handover t them on the ihtumhii of the leiiilin of this, my last will ami testament." The lawyer paused, and rising from his pl:i-i". requested the iittendaiit servants to.lraw hack the curtains that iiun;r'ii ring's and rKls all round the r. Mint. This Is-ino' d. n.'. larre cuplx anls were .li.si 1. -..!. a -h having painle.l upon it tti laive letters the iia.u.- of one of the .'nests. To each (.'tied the lawyer handed a key. requesthio; them to iipe:l thecllp :'.u'.l wilrri' lli.'V Would tind theii" In quest. II.;. h one 'otitid within hi- or her iii.it. iar.I ev,i y '.tt tliat !ie or site !'.:i.l ever ma.le to the deceased exactly as I hey l.a ! lieen received. .M! pr. vi- : .r:s, truit, cre.-tm, .'am ei ".. hatl (I hey Were tit. v.- inform, 1 1 ecu immediately d: patch. si to t.:r." or other o'' tie- 'icat I.o.i. '..'li la.spit.ils. Stt.t i ,ii Ii t u'.l anl cotttattied ai-o a pi:r in which wa , plae.-d the i ;il .::!!! "I :n. 1: ji : vi ,ioiis. with a sum eq,i..l t i lite coi.ijs .t.in.l interest u.t ti.i v"a!;i." ..f I he other tint ; .ti. hed '.'il'ts. 'i he witl went on. "And tia i". s.uii.' of i:iv estate, real ami per s..u:.i. w Ii. i in r in lai:e.''.. lein mea ih. :i.uscs, f'.a-is. -.t-- k. j Vitlry. piale. pi.'iui. s. I.i.'. s. f ai r.itare. ori f at: Void vhats s ver. 1 hen-bv . :ie a in! i. ijii. alb to my tieare.-l r. lalion. taale . c f iii..le. I: in 1 w 11 'iii.i.' or tiuloa.u ti. of w t.o.ti it caiiiiit le jirov.-.i th.t he or she hifcS atauy Iiiim s'.iim 11 t. 111 - any ai t of kitalncs. t,.i.r lesy. eisil-wlil, i. iitt n, ss er afTeciiou at least sime the :M .1 ty . f Jaa ar . in the year of or.r I.e.-.i l.i. w In ri 011 lieieasetl iny late eousia. J....t a'hat ;al.i;H.t, of tin- linn of tialiipot Jar.!.-. " '1 ho will provuhsl that such claim must, however, lto Iodo-ed within six months of the death of the testator And thence arose the jrcat Gallipot .rase. The whole property snhsoqucntly fell to a distant relation of the Gallipot family, of w hi se existence most mem-l-rs of the family hail up t i that time been quite unaware. London Million. MUSIC AND MUSICIANS. Tin: ft-reatest soiifr writer was Schu ltcrt. lit' produced over 1. -!'. sonp;s. Good players of t!ie harp are saiil to he the scarcest of all musical perform ers. I'Yoi:i-:n"i-: Xw'-iitincai.k (who took her lirst name from the city of her l.irth will he seventy-three years old next month. Mis. Ki'skin recently 'appeared at the inatvrural concert of the Conistoii iioral society, which was his first ap p.'arancc in ptthlic for many years. In the work of this society he has always taken oreat interest. Ivoi:k. the I'.ohcmian composer, who recently conducted some of hi own music Jit the world's fair, declares that the possihilities of an American school of music lie in the southern netrro mclo ltes. He helievesthat Amer ican composers should study these song's a in! dl upon them. Mits. Gasto.'.- Kovi, of Newton. Kan., is prominent in cluh and musical cir cles and is a woman of line ahilities, tin tiri 11 jf eiiertry and lare puhl ie spirit. She ranks as one of the I test authorities in her state in regard to music, and she was some time niro appointed hy the wa rld's fair commission as musical director for Kansas. A 1 ond' ('iiniiiiiir. A naturalist palter relates an inter est inf instance of a t. Kid's cunning'. A hrood of clisckciis was fed with moist ened meal in saucers, and when the il.meli soured a little it attracted lar;re iiniiiltTsiif flics. An ohsi-rvant toad had evidently noticed this, and every day toward evenino' he wouhl make his aiijK-i'.niiuv i a the yard, hop Ut a sau cer, elimh in ami roll over and over un til he was covered with meal. Iiavinjr done which he a waited developments. Tiie llies, enticed hy the siucil. :umii swarmed around the sciu-minvr hjtraeh iaii. and whenever one passed withi:. two inche i or so of his no.-e his tonr'tie .lartcd tut and the Hy disappeared. This plan worked so well that the toad made a regular Inisiness of it. Onr t'orrrnry. In Dikoa, in Adetnotiah, in I.ofrone and elsew here small cotton strips are the regular currency. In I'.ajrirari these strips are so small that from seventy to one hundred and lifty of them would have to le pieced together to make a bhirt. In I larf.mr the jzruy, coarse shirt inir circulates as money, and in Tiout, in tijiper Ilrypt, this material is dyed dark or llue and then cut into pieces 0 three yaruV length. ROSY-CHEEK AND CURLY When I go home, this welcome wait Kach evening when the day U Hed: The lutu rin? of lilUe feet: Then cliiuriiifr arms, ud kUsesaweet From rosy-'heek and curly-head. They come with shouts of rioting: 1 hey 're lauirbin so they scarce can speak' A pair of highwaymen are they: And I, an easy -yielding prey Tu curly-head and rutty-cheek. But curly heads will sometimes ache. And till our souls with sudden dread: And roses fade, while hearts stand alilL h, may there come no touch of ill To rosy-cheek and curly-head! God bless all little cheeks of rose! Where'er they bloom. Thy sunlight shed! Hless little heads of ripplim; hair: Oh, take iuto Thy tender care Kach rosy-cheek and curly-head.' Kdfar W. Abtiot, In Outlook. HICK'S PATENT COOKER. The Pathetic Story That Induced the Rector to Buy. "I would like to call your attention to my paytwnt cixiker," said the mild mannered man with the soft low voice to the rector of St. Itartholoruew's. '"It consists, as ruehle you can see "ltut I don't desire a ciMtker, and would not look at one if I did." inter rupted the rector of St. Uarth. .lomew's in as irascihle manner as is itcrmitted to his cloth. "They come in three sizes," contin ued the mild-man nvred man with the soft low voice small, mcjum ami larre. They're made of tin, tfenuwine hlitck tin. not rolled tin. 1 have fre quently leen coiijtratulatetl on the quality of my tin. Said Ilishop Dohson tome: 'Hicks. I congratulate you on the quality of your tin. "Iiishop lklsoii?" queried the rector of St. llartholomew's with languid in terest. "I don't remember to have seen his name in the church calendar." "Mcthody," explained the mild-mannered man. "I'm a Methody. I cre's a certificate from my pastor saying I'm an individ.toal of moral character and use rood tin in my cookers. Here's a letter from He v. IMward Atkins hut I don't set much store hy that, lH-ir as he is a Uaptis", and no judre of tin. The principle on which my o.toKcr is based" "You will have to excuse me." said the rector of St. I'tartholomew's. lotk iiif hard at the heavy old watch Tre setitcd him by the parish on hi last birthday, "but I have a sermon to write." "Mebbe your lady would like to see the timli'iT," said the mild-mat: nertsl man. "It" made of (renuwine '.lock tin, and IJirdiop Iloltson himself said: Hicks, I congratulate you on the qual ity of your tin." " "I have no wife." said the r.ftor. with the merest suspicion of a blush. "Then buy a cooker and .'itone." said the mild-m.mnersl man. confidentially. "With I links' paytent cooker as an ar,iiinint. y.f.t will 'it one ea.-y. ' They eoaie in three six-s small, mejtirt and lare. This here is the small one. Folds all up, yon see. like a tele? cote. Meiitic you wouldn't leiieve it, tc. T o:n of them small-sized cookers saved my life once. It was in the spring ,f Is.,:;, or the fall of 1V.V. or the winter of ls.".4. I don't rirmembcr which arid it don't make no difference, that lie v. Dr. James Wily wins. 1). IV. anil I took pas sage for Africky in the brir Thomas J. Walkup, if .tin" as missionaries tu some of the numerous cannibal triltos that keeps down the population, and conse quently acc"unts for the tlepressed values of real estate in the Dark Con tinent. Iicv. Dr. Wilyuins was to teach the savages religion, but my mission was a more important one. I vas to introduce Hicks" paytent cot ker aaion? "em. You can see that even this iartre si.etl ct oker won't hohl a man, to say nothin of the mejum ami small tines. Now I calculated to teach the sav ages to use my cookers, ami when they pot v attached t i "em as to never eat nothin except w hat was cooked in a cooker sccin" that you couldn't cook a man in "cm cannibalism wouhl natur .tlly die out- When I broached mv plan to Ilishop Dob -on his eyes shone pnd he said: 'Go. Hicks, jro. Ytmr wor : will supplement the work of liev. Dr. Wil yums. I heartily commend your plan, and I cnti";ra'. jiate you on the qjality tf your tin." Them was his words, and I went "Well, sir, the mornin' after I ar rived in Africky I bean to talk to the chief altoiit my cttoker, when what docs ho do but take me down to the leadin prriK'cry store of the town and show me liev. Dr. Wilyuins chained up. " "Can 3-.n1 cook him?" axed the chief. " No." saitl I. my breath all jone w ith surprise at the turn affairs had took. " 'Well,' said the old chief, "them's the kind of victuals we eats. We don't consume much in the way of breakfast foods, infants foods and the like. If vour cixker can't cook our st-le of pro visions we ain't pot any use for it." "Ami with that thoy put ine in their jail, antl that was the last I ever seen or heerd of Rev. Dr. James Wilyums, D. D. They would have et me at once, but the chiefs daughter. l'op;ina. fell in love with me, and made "em put off the obsequies or festivities, according as 3-011 looked at it from my stand point or the savages'. I talked nice to L'too;ina, ami got her to brinjr iae my small-sized cooker, the only one tiie old witch doctor 'what kept the ctxikcrs would let her have: and with that I cooked them savapes the finest kinds of victuals they ever et.and they set rae free and matte me royal cook, and the chief kinder smiled indulgently at the wa3' I'popina was niakin' up to me. So 3"ou see the small-sized cooker saved my life." "I"ll buy the small size, said the rector, ha-stil3'. "I have a sermon to write. "Xuw you just take my advice and pit a niejuni size. You can afford it. When 3-ou take that small-sized cooker round to tiiat young lady you're after, when ynu ask her to marry you what'll she think? Why, she'll say to herself that in buy in' this small cooker you are la3'in" out not to ever have any com- ""niti and if she is a pirl that is ft mil of company, you're runnin' a risk. Wait till I tell you how the mejum sizett cttoker saved my life. Well, the old witch d"X"tor took a bip dislike to me, and kept tellin' the folks that I wouhl make a Itetter meal cooked than I wouhl cookin". I'popina wanted to marry me, and the chief was willin. but the witch doctor prophesied a lot of calami tic if the uiarriape took place. and scared the chief. Now I didn't want to marry I'popina, but I could see that if I did I would le saved from bcin" et; but I thoupht I would try to save myself and pet out of the marriape also. I could have run off to sea an3' da3-, but there' warn't no boats. I could see ships sailin' by quite often, but there warn't 110 wa3" to pit off to 'em. I decided to fix the witch din-tor first. I pot I'popina to wheedle the old feller to pive me ni3' mejuin sized etntker, the small-sized not Itcin' larpe enouph for 1113- purposes. Then I pot a lot of African Iteans and some hollow reeds and some sticky clay. I set the Wans a cookin' anil put the reeds intti a little hole I made in top of the cooker. I invited the witch doctor in, and told him this was some of my new vaporized atmospheric air, antl tohl him to put his mouth to the rced antl suck some in. You know, if 3"ou have studied chemistry, that lieans are hiphly charped w ith pas. Ksjeciall3' is this true of the penuine African Ix-an. Well, sir, that old chap swallerctl a lot of that pas, and quicker than a wink I'popina antl I knocked him over antl plastered his nse and mouth up with clat", anil I'm adninmcl liar if that pas didn't float that old feller ripht up in the air, clear out of sipht. You see, he was remarkall" capacious, and the pas was remarkably stronp remarkably stronp. 1 sttMtil there in front of the people when he was floatin' in the air. antl tohl 'cm I was a inapieian, and could set 'em all lloatiu". They was scared; wanted to elect me chief: but I wasn't used to hiph political honors, and compromised with alderman ami president of the school Itoartl. Well, sir. I'popina was tU in' to marry me at once; but I staved her 1 iff for a time l3' savin I wanted to pit my trousseau ready. That's how the mejum-sizetl cooker saved 1113" life." "I w ill buy a meilmm-sizetl one," said the rector, faintty. "'It can In- tistsl by St Marparet's ward of the puihl church fairs." "Or county fairs, either. However, 1 think 3'oit would like the larpe-sized cooker for the church fairs. Ilut 3'oti wait till 1 finish 1113- story. Now. I was enpapetl to a pirl in the I'nite-l Si ate.,. If I married I'popina what would lie the consequences? Hreaeh of j romis" suit for ten thousand dollars, and me with no assets but three sample cookcr of bloek tin. W hat then? Default of payment, state's prison for 1 ife. 'Seles. I didn't want to marr3 I'popina. What iitt I tlo? Weil, sir. one tl.ty I see a ship p .in I13-. and. strt-t.-hin" out the larpe-sized cooker thi'3 are all air tipht I jumped on it and puddled off to the ship, poundin' on the small aii'.l mejum-sizetl all the way to scare sharks. That's how the larpe-sized ctoker sa .'"il my life." "1'ut me down Tor the larpe size." said the r-ector of St, Uarth' iloiutrvyN weari-. "I knowed 3'ou wouhl." sai l the mild mannered man with the soft, low voice. "There's somcthinp alTccliii" in t ': . stor3" of how them cookers saved ;u life." Wardon Allan Curtis, in Har per's Weekl3'. Thr Kin:; of Splilerm. Cevlon is the home of the larpest species of spider that has yet Itecn mad ." the subject of cntomolopica! investiga tion. This wclt-spinninp mo:is;er lives in the most mountainous districts of that ruppe 1 island, and places his trap not a p issaanT snare of airy lipht ness bit: a lui.'.' rut of ye'l-tw silk from live t 1 t -a fe in l!.ii:j"t.":", across chasms a ;.l tissiir-' . in the r c'.(-. The support iti-.r t' l.Vi 0.1 this p; r 1 ntic net. which in ao 1 .i.es is aim i,t stronp enouph fora hamni'-k. at'.' irom five to twenty feet in Icnplh (as 0 11 !i t j. -ns and .ircii instances may require! made of a icries of twisted Webs, the w hole beinp jf the diameter of a lead ictic5!. As nipht V" imagined, this pipautic silken trap is not set for mosquitoe?, l!ics antl pestiferous pnats, but for birds, pandy moths and elepantly painted bt.tU-rf'.ies, some of the latter havirrp a spre;td ol winp equal to that of a robin or a biue j:i3". Some extra fine skeletons of i.inall birds, lizards, snakes, etc.. have ltcen foul il in these webs, with everv vestipe of flesh picked from them. The owner ami maker of these queer silk traps is a spider with a body averapi.ip fo,ir and a half inches in width and si lenpth. and with leps nine to twelve inciies from l.dv to terminal claw. Some arc spotted, others re-.l with prcenish pold abloincri and h-ps.- St. Louis liepublic STRANGE AND CURIOUS. Druixo a c3'clone in Oxford. N. t'., a twtt-rotttu dwcllir.p was carrietl off 'JtMl 3-ards without injurinp the occupants. A TKAINKD elephant in the Manches ter (Knplandl "zoo" drops a peiiin' in the slot antl takes out a biscuit. The visitors suppl" the iH-nnics. The ele phant w ill not accept any other coin. A I. A ham a comes to the front with a woman who was struck by liphtninp seven 3'cars apo, has never spoken since, and whose c3'es prow "luridly brilliant" at the approach of a thunder storm. Fkaxk Ai stix, of Eckerly. Ind.. had a collie dop that was very fond of him. He was poinp on a journey the other day, ami the dop wanted to accompany him. Austin drove him from tiie train and the dop was so dejected that he la3- before the enpine, and the train passed over him. TllKKK is a chicken tin exhibition at Galveston. Tex., that has four beaks ami three cj'es. Another freak of na ture w as Itorn several days apo in Ma con, Ga. A woman purchased a dozen epps anil, shorth- after returninp home, she found a four-lcppcd chicken in one of the epps. A SPRINKLE OF SPICE. Tkkktop "A dollar for pullinpone tooth?" Dentist "Yes; you took pas." Trectop "How much a thousand tlo j-oti charpe for that?" Itrooklyn Life. Stiiamii.ii 'When will the next train leave?" Apent "ran t say: road in hands of receiver; enpine locked up for contempt of court.'" Atlanta Con stitution. JrixiE "Have 3-011 any remarks to oiTcr that ma3" leatl to a mitipatioii of jour sentence?" l'ri.soner "Yes; I will thank you to have a sofa put in in y cc 1 1. " Sc i f e nbl a sc n. "EviiiiV sensible man will break off the ciparette habit," said the doctor. "Oh. 110. he won't." replied Strinper. 'Why not?" "llecause no sensible man is addicted to 1'itU.burph Dispatch. THE MISERABLE MILLIONAIRE. I am so very, very rich it Is a nuisance quite; It keeps me anxious all uay Ioiir and wide awake Ut Ilik'hL My Nitids they are so many that It makes my hni-'crs sore To cut off all the coupons, w hich I deem a dreadful Itore. I have six villas in the hills, and seven by tbe sea. Hut they're no yiy but acjrravations rather unU me; For w hen the summer season comes I'm al ways full Of WIS"., llecause I can't make up my mind to which of them I'll .o. I have a stable full of ritrs, and horse for each one. Yet though they're all of blooded slock my horses I must shun, Heeause w hen I'd tfo driving in my aulky or my brake I cannot seem to choose the one 'twould please me best to take. t'pon the water 'lis the same. I've craft of every kind. From dini.-s up to steamers swift that leave all else liehiud. And yet I never venture out upon the auutnl or sea llecause my mind and 1 do not seem ahlu to arrce. Now wealth Is very lovely, and there's much that it w ill buy, Ilut 't is a sorry burden fora fellow such as I. For just tht thiiii: I need the most rold helps me not to ti rid. And that as you may cuess in brief's a lirm and stable mind. t;aston V. Itrake. in Harper's Hazar. TIIE MOUNTAIN KING. Terrible Ferocity of the Bald-Faoe Bear. lie fs MUtnarrli f I Ur Sastttiil ti - Ie.pt-rate mil I at 14! fr'.iteounter Mitli mn AiiiiiimI More llreatletl 1 ban tiie t.ric.ly . 11 t'iili".tl.-tl i a mi 111;. Tliere 3'ct icrnain in the 1'riitetl States but two preat panic preserves witle sertioiis of cotintiy, rmiph moiiri tains, brotitt tablelands anil f.. rests al-mte-t impenetrable, where the native denizens of a century apo still ranpe w ithout fear of the hunter's rille The enterprise of sjh .rtstiien and the enpitl ity of jx.t hunters have in a preat measure pursued to thetlcath thtr small pame of the country Coupled with the march of civilization and the vip-.rotis pcrsuit of the larper atiimais of the wilderness G.C3- have bet 11 driven to the deeper antl more inaccessible re treats, tiiitii the rcmnai.it of t'ar 111:1113' monsters which once roamed the plains and inhabited the wilds arc found in the Oi"i;;pia in-i::-itains in western W; sl.itiptoii and the Sawtooth moun tains in northern Idaho, savs the San 1 rancisco all. These blah" mountains are in reality a spur of the preat ranpe of the ii-M-kii-s, which extend like vast Lut-trcs.s-" across the entire mi l.ile west ern front of the I'nilcd Slates. In many places the S:.wt. mth ran'e is 111 cxp I'ly ruppe 1 and tia re are stretches and depths which have never Itceii explored by anj" human iK-utp In these vast wild:, are: to It." ioiith! the m. .: t .larij.'et 011s animal of whi.-ii then is ai'3" record in this ceitiitn, nu ai.i mal whi-."h as I;ir o.itranks the tireuilisl prizzly as t !i:it monarch docs the com paratively little brown I tear, whose chief mission is to friphtcti children 1:1 tl.strs aftwr dark and catch an occasion al stncyinp shoat. This animal is the b.:ll-f aced bear. He is emphatically a royal edition tif the prizzly has all the tenacity ..if life and is not only absit lutely fearle.ss, but persistently apprcs si ve. '1 he "bald-face" owes his distinctive title to a face which is white. Ile is larper than tiie prizzly. l.cpiniiinp abive his eyes several inches, the dark color of his !")i!y fades into a t!irt3" pray, thence down to ti.e oirit of his ti.tse and tm cither side it Itecotnes a pure white. Hence tie: name "bald-face." The priz.!3" will never run from man. It will move on its course freqtun.ly after it siphts him; v hen wounded it will pursue the hunter for a reasonable distance, and when Inslily hurt it some times pives up the fra3' ami Itcats a re treat Herein lies the tlanpcrous dif ference I tet ween the two species. 1 'it mcers and settlers of Idaho who arc acquainted w ith tiie habits of this bear, which is not fodnd, so far as I can learn or ever heard, in aii3" other part of the I'nitetl States, never think of attackinp him. Thc3' never hunt the bald-face for the reasons piven. To Itepin an enpapement with him is to simply mean a tipht to the tlcath. I shall never forpct an experience I had with one of these animals. It was in l'JJ In company with three other 3'ounp ttieu, 1 had pone into the Saw tooth mountains to hunt bip pame, -leer, bear and such like. We h;nl lccn told of the bald-face, but havinp hail no experience with him. antl havinp two prizzlies to our credit, our party smiled increiliiousl3" when Joe l'cnnii:p ton, an old hunter and trapper who hail of late 3'cars devoted him: If to the less hazartious pursuit if chicken roundinp near iloise Cit3". tthl us to ltc ware tf the bald-face liear. lleinp fa miliar with the mountains, after con siderable effort we induced l'ciininptoii to accompany our party, takinp aion three excellent tlop.s. well trained ami courapcous Hut Joe stipulated that we vcr; not to pet into a controversy with the bald'face, ltecause he said it wouhl mean the tlcath of his tlops and the re treat of our party to the foothills, if nothinp more serious. We had Iteen in the mountains a week; had killed several deer and black War ami any nu mWr of birds. On the morninp of the seventh day we left a 3'ounp Ihiplishuian named Kinpsburj in cauip, as tin the day Ik fore some animal had visited onr cjuartcrs, t-utcii a lot of bacon and played havoc peicr all3" with supplies. There had Uvn a ptMMl ileal of chaltinp altout the bald face, ami IVnninpton had prow 11 tired of warninp us of the danper of an en counter. However, as we left camp the old trapper shouted out, as he w histled to his tlops and walked away- "Say, Kinpsbury, if you see a bald-face I ad visee vuu to make a break for the mule ami lipid out for the valley; for if you don't we'll never collect eiiottpU of the remains to ship back to the folks at home" The mule referred to was staked out about tine hundred yards away in a level clear spot- The Lnpl shmaa didn't re pl3 but held up his rille an 1 a bip huiitinp knife as an answer. We thoupht nothinp more of the cir cumstance. The day's sport was fairl3 p. nkI, uie deer, one mountain sheep and several bird Winp the result ol the hunt. We iuct at an aprccd spot some three nines irom tne camp and proceeded topcthcr to our quarters, ex jtcctinp that Kinpsbury would have prepared for us a sultstantial dinner, lleachinp an elevation some distance from camp we paused a moment, when IVnninpton remarked' "l!y posh, wherc's the mule?" We all looked, but no mule couid we see. Possibly it had broken aw ay and pone off, or it mipht lte hidden in the prass, lyinp down, but a field-plass failctl to reveal the animal. I'ritccedinp slowly toward camp, we soon reached the space w here the mult? hatl lieen left. There was no lonper aii3" question where the mule was. It was lyinp on the pround complct-dy tliscmltoweleil, its back broken and its head literally torn oft. One word told the story. A ba'.l face War had discovered the animal, and it Winp hobbled so securely that escape was imjtossible. had killed it. The prass showed that there hatl Wen a strnpple. and the immense tracks of the Itear were plait. ly seen. Its marks tin the back antl side of the mule looked as if a cleaver had Iteen at work. Three rilts were torn away from thtr backlmiie ami one hind lop almost stripped of its flesh. An ax in Un hands of a piant could have .lone no lietter. With our puns ready to fire tin the instant we all noiselessly crossed over to the camp only to find it vacant. Kinpsbur3-'s Winchester lay 011 t h prou lid some little distance away, the kettles, pans and camp fixtures were knocked altout us if a cyclone had struck them, the tent was thrown to the proimd ami across it wen- the blot sly tracks of a War. To my i v cittsl imapinatioti tht"3' T toked as larpe as a bushel measure, and I could al most see the llvinp form of our camp keejK'r and the pursiiinp terror of the m itintaiiis. Kinpsbur3" was nowhere to b- s'vn. Kvcrythinp was perfectly quiet. Ilut we knew that the trouble had been re cent, ltecause the blood still oozed from the neck of the dead mule, and there was a fire at t he camp n it nearly burin- 1 out. Meanwhile a shot from Itiake's rifle raup throuph the forest and its rev. r Iterations had scarcely died away when the voice of Kinpsbury pave answer faint antl a l.mp distance oif. The ! .' were away in a moment and t he ye! Is of our partner at intervals rumpled w ii h the tonpue of the tlops. "I letter load up ymr belts with sh -11 and pet up in these little trees, b . s." said IVnninpton "for that ariimal will Is' hack here Jiowcrful soon." We were so excited that no seei nd stippestioll was required. We coal.) tell by the cry of the tlops when they reached the scene ol action, and 111 a little time thej- quit barkiap. A f -w minutes later the pup came tearinp throuph i'.c i nidi, followed I.v a ii .i'.e which prcatly resembled an immense ito wider Isiun imp down hili. "Look out;" yt lie 1 IVnninpton. and a half second later the bald-face lc-.r.t l' rouo'h the nnderprowtii not one 1 i:n ilre.l feet away. His face was bloody, 'i' wo tlop.s and a mtile had fallen vic tims to his fur3" and he came on foa'ti iup towards us. A vtillej attract-i' his attention and with a roar he rushed at the small trees ill which we Were slati 1 inp. I think but one sliet hit him. for therilles were mipht- shaky. "Give it to him," said iViiiiinpton. "Don't was'le your tire, take a fair aim at l.itu, and don't pull the tripper till von can land."' No fur3" couhl equal the rape of that brute. It came at the small trees, tried to climb them, tore the bark and snapped them with a mouth which looked a 3'ard lonp. In the excite:::. 'tit of the moment 1 dropped tny ri'.lt while shiftinp my position, and as i' struck the ground twenty feet Wiow the brute ran and seized it at the butt crunching the stock like a piece of chij or plans. The attack became a perfect fusilla 1 , and perhaps a hundred shots were fired W-fore the War pave sipns of weaken ing. One of its monster leps was broken and its sides were plowed with bullets. Iiisdon, w h.o, l3" the way. came from this eit3", was anxious tt tio poo. I work and undertook to chanpe his posi tion. His foot had torn the bark from the limb of the little tree and il was slick as ice. In an instant, as he stepped altout, his feet went from under hiiu antl he was precipitated to the pn.und The War, blind and aWut t'.yinp, heard the fall and stumbled and ran to the tree. The fall had stunned liisdon, or else he could have pot awtcy. Ilut the fierce brute was upon him in an instant more. Its immense jaws closet! on his thiph just at the hip atid the hint's snapped like twips. We almost spranp from the tree and at short ranpe toured from the two re maininp puns a tiroadside iuto the ani mal which ended its life. Hut our friend was insensible and dyinp The mass of inert meat fell across him With the utmost dillicult3" the carcass was removed from our prostrate com rade to lind that the claws of the War hatl cut throuph his ltody under the left arm, eiietratinp the cavit3" aud tear inp a hole in his side. liisdon never spoke--never pave a sipn that he was in danper, fear or pain. The whole catastrophe wits so quickly ended that no clfort could have saved his life. The War was practical ly dead when it reached his prostrate form, and a siuple stroke of its fore paw and a crunch of its formidable jaws, which in a death strupplc had no instinct other than to manple and kill, had ended his life in a uiomcut. AT THE WORLD'S FAIR. The West Point cadets will encamp two or three weeks on the cx'tosilion prouiails at I'hieapo this summer. A wikk, wealthy friend of Columbia Collepe has placed r?-!,'!!!! in the hands of President Scth Low. to enable mer itorious student to visit the Columbian c OsltlOU. Yosiu Hon. the eldest Ron of the Japanese mikado, who is enminptothe world's fair, is only fourteen 3'ears old, but he is said to W as precocious as most American youths of twenty. Tut: reproduction of I .a liabida, the famous old coiivcht which contains many and intcrvstinp relics, is con stantly puar.letl by soldiers tif the rep ular arui3' deputed to Chicapo for this purpose. Tiik recruitinp olTiccr of the Colum bia!! puards at the world's fair prou ml is quoted as sayinp: "1'ully seventy five per cent. tf the men we arc takinp into the ranks now are school-teachers, students and ministers." IP