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APRIL I4.1S93. NUMBER 15. if 1 vl f ft frt i Tf 4YWftSi iliili vfli) $7 $7.95 We ai.- sclliiiK our l.atuc Slu.k uf.HMM. f l:.M, 1 !.. tV,M mid OVERCOATS mid ULSTERS r.t j:Vs.V. Ov!.m.l.t ...- ri!.-r r.v;.r "I f 1 m i" e, as they ,..ut all go for U.e MIMKVslrMNi:ss .Niii:i:sssTi rs. i:..v . children' overcoat. vu-,s an.l -suit I,' -.1.1 :,. ,Hy l.. I i - . ' " lai'i every article in our Mammoth -t; l. T roUtJKT T1IK l'l.ACK, JD. 3- -A. IsT SIjVCA- 3ST, hirr. Ilatlfr and Filmier, HIS Fleveuth Avr. AlTdllW PI- M. K. V. NslMnim, This oininont Physirian b:iS votn.l . litetimo to his S.'i:ilty Dis uses f the Kye, Kar, Nsi Throat, Lunr ami ( hnmif Diseases, CAMBRIA HOUSE. Mouilays, F.l.riiury -'7, Mar.'li J7, April S -pt 1 1 'i' 1 1 , '( i il r COMMERCIAL HOTEL, JOHNSTOWN, JrA., , Tiuiliiys, K. l.ruary L's. M:ir. li 's. April May '", .linn- -, .Inly IS, Aupru.-t l., Si'pt-mlM-r l"-', ((t..lr lo, Nnvfinlwr 7, I finlr .'. lie will lit Kl.enbiiri every lour weeks. tb' Jvinif M piiilont." tlie trouble an.l expensed vl-UInu ColumbiiH. . n lie is'lbeofilv .isiein nn.l il'tftm In tlie country who curries bis own uiitnnklim mmielsi d:Huriii. etc , lo lilUHtmlo Mn.l iinike .lnm to ull amicie.l the cause ai.l nature ul Ihelr illseuse. I'll 1- wil I wt e Iiik irim.T..ii :i tienl ;m.t othe's I1.1 are in i.ee.l ot meiilciil Ireat uieut an opportunity U isult II. is ti.ti.iu ui.-lie.l pti ysiciau, whose duties at Hie Institute will per mit only uii.ntril- Hsils to jour community. . .si 1. r 'i ! t 11 i tn i n i ki:i:. ALLEYE OPERATIONS SUCCESSFULLY PERFORMED BY HIM t hruiilc lllsit otllie yc. , Sni-li is rritnulai e I li.l- ch'.iiii.- 1 ntlonat Inn of tne ll.ls. ol the Iris of 1 he 1 t...r..i. . Hie tin tit,, chronic I It erations, spasms vl the ll.ts 11ml le. Tenrs ruiiniiitf over tlie tlie .lieelis. Iiy ni.l Nicht Mllndiiess, Purulent or ma'lerSore Kyes. 1 lon.irrlne tl iphthalini.i. .Sy m;.li ill it i.- H.Ui.il uiia. Ketl K.oti'hr or lirnwu .umi. on the hall, r litycenular iplith;. Iiui.i. i (pari: les or milk wh ite spots 011 the e e, 1 1 1 mm or cippliK on the lorve. Auianr.iria, Kallinir out ol the laches. Sores. KfdnesH '' e as ol lidiind eyed, mid other diseses to which the eye or its appeiolaues aie liahle. ton live aod rupid cuie icuaraiit.-ed. A Kuril JIIhiiiI ralitrrli. It I j the mucus uieinhr ine. th t won.lerlul scinl flu d envelope surrounding lh .1 licate lNue ol Hie airtand foo.l passa es. ihni inl jrrh m:ikes n s !iinuh:hl. 1 lner estah I i.-hed It eat4 Into the very vitals und makes life a Ioiik trawn hren' h ol mbery and dlseae. .lu'linir the sen e ot hear. ini, Irum tuelmtr the pi.wer of s pee.-h . destroy imr I tie lacu lly id 'Uiell. tain 1 11m the l .rent h. a 101 kill Intc the retl lied pleasure ol lasle I usiiliuus 1 y hv creeplnic 011 Iruui 11 simple 4tld 111 tne head, tl assault the u- :iihtai ous I11.U I1 and enveU-t.es the iM.nes eutliiK the delicate coats and eiiisiiu; i tiillainu atioii. slouifhluK and death. Nothlui; short ol total era. peat l. ii will secure health to the pal lent and all alleviates ae simply procras tinated Minerliiuft leadlhtr to a latal terminal ion. I ir a I m has hy a Ireaiineiit. local and Constitu tional made the cure ot this dread disease a cer IMseas s of Wou en. such as have niiliie.l the skill ol all other physicians and remedien, quickly cu ed tai.eers. tutu irs. nt.r.ii.l . and 1 nivpoid gro th eure.l wit hout the use ol the knife or caustics. No cutting Nopalu No danger. Manhood perle. -i Hilly rtsio.c.l 1 J. nick, pain 'ess and certain cure lor impotence, loft man! ood, sirui itorrhx 1 l.we', weak and 1 e v. .us deldlfy; also ..r prostatit 9. verlcoceie, and all private dis easeswhether Ironi imprii.leut h ,1.11s ol youth or sexual functions, speedily and permanently cured t'onsultatioii free anil strictly conn. tent nit. AI. solute cure guaranteed. No risk Incurred, r'ree ex aiuinaiion ol the urine each pers. m applying lor menical ireat nent .should hring a to 4 ounces ol urine, which will receite c.ireiul chemical and in icroscoplc exao.iuation. Small tumors, cance.s, warts, molrts etc. removed wittmiii a. ids, mule, pain or wir. Nw met tin.. Ktectroysis Kpllei.so h s sclentitl.'allv treaie l and cred hy a never-tailing meth . A ldre-. nil communications lo HoX Too t'oluiiil.us. I ihi". Km.mImmHm aim riiioniltslliin Irre to etrrylimly, .Oar AiltrrllsMiirnl "I ApprarTa let Before Kacli Tlalt. A4.lrt.kn Ml. ..u.tiii. tl .. Is. It.4 THO. "Seeing- is Believing." must be simple; -when I words mean mnrh l.iiftncoa tk r?i ... ' ui impress the truth more touch nml wimlwc in,) , , ; , "" mree pieces only.?r.;.-.:?; il n absoluufy unbreakable. Like Aladdin's ci oin, it is inaee.1 a "wonderful lamp," for its mar- VClOUS llht IS Dtmr nn,J J.rlfrK.,. t- softer than electric light and 1.00c tor tnissiinir, TiiBkiwii.t,,. rr. , Ru, hrstrr. aud the it vie y",? ZIm "id tL Ji J dcaleT h"nt th' B-nnlne and e will send voaai nnivivl 1 for our new illustrated catalogue. otttvrtit iHf. t0l, 42 I-urla Plee, New Vork City. THE 0 HAY - Cold"! ZM?CLJkZ iT", I if, 1 ' 1 II P r 1 tT n n tfSArWh '" 1 l'V ""fl mi, of price. Cfls UUb ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street NEW YORK. 3UC Etastan Fire Insurance Apcj rI AV. DICK, General Irsurance Agenl EBKNAIilTRtl. I' A. ft ATTOKMKV HII V. 't'MHKI I. OR AT LAW KUKNSKI Kil. - PA m r uu i:rntre utrtxtr. toKEITS2rt5 - 95 - - OVERCOATS - $7.95 AT GANSMAMTS. The Doctor has been for years a Professor and lec turer in several of our largest MeiU e:il Colh'ires, ami has earneil jreat f:il:l :l-i :'U :lllllior itv :n l aullnT 011 all ul.'n'rt fini-( mint: 'j his s i;ilty. ERENSBURG, PA., -M, May l'J. .Imi.- 1'.', July 17, August 11; Nnt iitl-r li, I c lul.i r 4. talnty and has never tailed. Kvtn wliim the lisea-e had uimli' Irijfhllul Inroads on delicate c iitistiioi Ions. heaririK. sineil and taste have l.een rec verel and the dist-aio t horouichlv driven out 4 hrui.tr IHxewxea. The doctor treats 110 acute .Incises hut makes an entire ;peciulty chronic and tonic standinir ilisenses. 4'ases iciven up tiy ot iter doctors ami proiioiincril lueurat.le, he most desires to see. The doctor hits treated ovar I5,uiu cases In tenn s Ivanla 111 the last Iweue years, many ol which hate lecn ulven upa-in'U'ii''e. soiue 10 lie hlind. others ileil, ami a larice iiumtier to tie llival'ils tur Hie. Hut lehold now they see anil hear, and many arc on the hiyli road to rocovery every day. The doctor is Kurrounded with the lamest Collec tion ol hue Instrument ever imported to this country lor exa inln int: and treating chronlcdis eases ol the Head. Knee. Throat. Kye Heart. I, onus. Sioiuai'ti, l.iver. Kidneys, Ivladdcr. sskln, llrain and IS'.rvous Sysiim. l ancers. Tumors. Piles swel iniil. Old 'v. res. K its. Paralysis. Neu ralgia. KtieiiuiHtisiu. Iiripsv , i ml. Sn-k Head a.-he. f leliiPty . Hepressiou ol spirits. Iimeases id children. Hereditary diseases. I-tc etc.. nd in act all lolii; slaiuiing and chronic diseases. I.ar Tronlile t'iirr.1. In an nstonishiiiir ipiick lime. He will relieve you ol all roaring, hissing and ringing noises heaviness. Itching, pain, running ot the ear. will close up a hole In a drum ol titty years standing, will Insert Artificial Kar Iirunis ol his own Inven tion with astonishingly grulnying results. And a rood lamf it is not simple it is If, inu AuLjicaicr forcibly. All me .1 more cheerful than either, mmm 1 nxi 1I1 IrT "The Rochester." FEVER , P"r" r: AM" into the ,u,tHU it is FEES BROS.1 Shaving Parlor, Mam Street, Near Post Office I .The undrrs!Kned deriret to Inrnrm the i.nb- ' lie thai they have o,e. a shi.vln .r'or on Mam street, niur the ,ft olhfe where harlwrluir In all Its lran-he will De carried on In tne future. KverviblUK neat am! clean. l our patronage solicited. KEfcd HUUH.' 1 SOMEBODY'S COMING HOME. Shine, O ilorioua day, shiuo clear! Srjtiir thecluudd with the euu'sj bruht ray, (Jl.nl.lcst ami tscst, Uduy most dear I Somclxxly's coming home u-Uay. Sinv, O little brown bird in the tree, Warble your cheeriest roundelay. Wake all the echoes of woodland glee, Somebody's eouiiut; home u-Uay. Iiu),'h, O balieon my knee, with joy! flap your hands iu the mertiest way, Somebody H come to his baby boy. Somebody's comimr home to-day. Kinp. O bells of niv heart, ring out ! Kluk' all the sadness and irloom away; Kiuur away loucliness, fear and doubt, Sotiielioxly's c.iniiiii; home to day. Ada Siuijisou Sherwood, iu tiood Ilousekeop- riJIVATE THEATRICALS. Aunt Martha's Story of on Inter esting Drama. "Iear me," IMn.i said, tossing asiile a small paer-lotirul volume, "Uiis will not d at all. It is stupid." "Stupid!" Jennie cried. "Is that all? All the rest are too lon, or too short, or have too many parts, or some other iiiMir:u. mutable obje'etion. ltut mere stupidity!" "lh)n,t be sarcastic, Jennie," Iollie said, looking up from her book. There were six of the cirls, and on table, chairs and even tlie floor were sixty, at least, of tlie books. It was just as Dollie spoke that Aunt Martha came in; tall, prim and stately, but as sweet as a rose for all that, and prettier at sixty than half the women of this world are at twenty. "What are you dointf?" she asked, with mild astonishment. "Solectinir a play for private theatri cals. We want to help the fund for tlie sufferers at the 1! street tire," said Tussie, col lectin) scattered books in one irreat pile. "Private theatricals!" said Aunt Martha, with a very odd smile. "It is a lonr time since 1 took a part in private theatricals. Forty years and mure." "You?" we all cried in chorus, for Aunt Martha, although she never in terfered with us, was well known to disapprove of theaters and all that be longed to them. "The audience was very small," said Aunt Martha, still with that puzzling' smile, "and there were few jverform ers. Still 1 tell you about it?" "What was the play?" asked Edna, perhaps hoping for aid in her perplex ities. "'The Midnight Alarm," said Aunt Martha, "t an I get it?" "I think not. It was composed for the occasion and never written out." 1'y this time we had deserted the ta ble and array of "acting copies" of Mipular dramatic works and were drawn up in a circle near Aunt Martha's chair, keenly interested in hearing all about it. "It was when I was a young girl," said Aunt Martha, "and had Wen in vited to be bridesmaid for my very dear friend, Dora Uurke. She was the only child of a very wealthy widow who lived in Willow b'anks, and had one of the most luxurious homes I ever visited, l.ut it was in the country, ten miles from a large cit3", where Mrs. liurke owned another house in which her winters were passed, but which was rented to a lady who took Mrs. Hurke aud Dora - as boarders for the winter. "So, when it was decided to have a grand wedding, it was also arranged that it should lie at Willow Hanks, where there were many spare In'tl rooms, and which could be reached by carriages from the city. One peculiar ity of the domestic life I must mention here. Years before, Mrs. lSurke had leen robbed by burglars, admitted to the house by a dishonest servant, and from that time she would have no serv ant sleep in the house. A separate building for their use was connected by a covered way and fitted tip com fortably. Here Mrs. Jones, wife of the head gardener, kept house for the gardeners, stablemen and maid serv ants, who were summoned when want ed by a lell from Mrs. Uurke's room. A second bell, also connected with her her room, was an alarm, only to be pulled if the men should be wanted at night for fire or burglary. "The wedding was very grand, but, while the festivities were at their height, I was taken ill with a severe pain that I was subject to. I tried in vain to conceal my suffering, and final ly whispered to Dora's cousin, Mollie Hurke, that 1 must go to my room and lie down. She wanted to go with me, but that I would not allow, as she was filling Dora's usual place in assisting Mrs. Hurke. " 'I will come in before I go to lied, she said, and I slipped away unnoticed. "My riKJin was at the end of a long entry, a room I liked lieeause it com manded a magnificent view, but it seetaed lenely to me that night, going there from all the light, gayety and mu sic iu tlie drawing-room. There was an immense closet in it, as large as many modem hall-rooms, and in that was stowed much of the 'rubbish' that most families own , odds and ends whose use fulness is over, but which are too good to throw away. In this. I carefully hung up my tine dress, slipped on a woolen wrapper and crept to the lied, having only the bright moonlight to guide me. I could not sleep, tut the pain wore away and 1 lay quiet, won dering how soon the guests would leave. Already Dora aud her husband had driven away to the city, to start upon their wedding trip, but the rooms had been still filled w hen I left them. "I cannot, te'u what made me think then of the temptation for buiglars there would In? in the house that night. The family plate, usually stored in a bank vault in the city, and only dis played on great ocea-sious, was all spread in the sup per-room. In the library were Dora's presents, valuable jewels, silver, lace and other costly of ferings. "As if in answer to my fears, I sud denly liecame aware that some one moved softly along the entry, creep ing, creeping, to my door, and so acnss the room to the closet. As the figure crossed the window, 1 could see that the iutrudcr was a tall, powerfully built man. He entered the closet, and I could hea r him stealthily crouch down in the corner, probably pulling over him some of the articles on the floor. "I dared not move. Alone, a weak girl, far from tlie other inmates of the bouse, I w& afraid be would murder j me if 1 tried to get to the door. I lay shivering one minute, hot the next, my heart beating so hard I was afraid the burglar would hear it- 1 cannot tell liow loug it was before I heard Mollie's voice at the end of the long entry, bid ding some one good night. Even then I was terrified. What were two girls in the grasp of a man presumably armed to resist arrest? "As Moine ntered my room, dears, the private theatricals commenced, one actress for an audience of two. She sjxike to me, and I moved my head un easily, muttering like a person waking suddenly in delirium. Her fears at pnee took the alarm. !"Oh. Mattie. Mattie, dear, she cried, l had no idea you were so sick! Fanny! she called, going to the door. 'Fanny ! "One of the maids, who was, I learned later, making up a. bed at the other end of the long entry, for an un expectedly detained guest, answered the call. " 'Fanny, Miss Mattie is rery sick. Mollie said. Tan you stay here while I call Mrs. Hurke?' "All this time 1 had been murmuring any uousense that came first to my lips, but now I said in French: " 'Wait! I must speak to yon before you send for Mrs. Hurke. I am not sick.' Oh, marm, cried Fanny, 'what awful gibberish she do talk, to be sure !' "'Yes, she has fever,' said Mollie. coming to the bedside. Hiet some cold water, Fannie, and bathe her head. " 'Don't start or scream, I muttered, still in French, in a low tone, keeping my head in motion; There is a man hi.ling in the closet who has designs on the plate and wedding presents, I am sure. Can you ring the alarm bell in Mrs. Hurke's room and get the man servants here?' "Oh! you poor, poor darling! said Mollie, caressing me. 'To think you have Wen lying here suffering while we were dancing and enjoying our selves! Hut you must have something to take. Fanny, as the maid came with a pitcher of water, 'bathe Miss Mattie's head, while 1 see what medicines are in the closet. "I said there was one actress, and I was wrong. Mollie lked coolly to the closet, knowing the thief was crouched down in the far corner Whind some bum lies, and took from a narrow shelf a few bottles, crossing the room to read the laWls by the candle on a table beside the led, and, returniug again, two or three times, while 1 moaned and muttered, and Fanny pitied and soothed me. "Really, my dears." said Aunt Mar tha, complacently, "considered as a first aptiearanee, without study or re hearsal, I must say that it was verv well done. The last bottle Mollie took back was put upon the shelf, and with-o-.. hurry, but quite naturally, she closed the closet door and locked it. "I kuew then, what 1 bad almost doubted, that she had understood me. " 'There is nothing here that will do, Fanny.' she said, quietly. 'I must see if Mrs. Hurke has anything. Dou't leave Miss Mattie until I come back. "Then I heard her go lightly and swiftly down the long entry, aud my heart throbWd almost to suffocation as I wondered if the wretch in the closet would burst out upon us. Aud all the time I was keeping up the delirious moaning and muttering. Oh, how long the time seemed! Hut at last I heard the sound of heavy feet, the confusion of many voices, and. while Fanny stood in open-mouthed wonder, spilling over me the cup of water she held in one hand, five sturdy men walked into my room, headed by the upper gardener, and all armed with pokers, sticks or other weapons. The head gardener alone held a pistol. "Cocking this, he opened the closet door and said: " 'Suppose you come out! If you've got a pistol, perhaps you'd Wtter not shoot, 'cause what you'll get for burglary what ain't actually done ain't nothiu' to hangin', if you murder me. And there's five of us, so you can't get away.' "Then he came out, sullen and utrly. His first look was at the led, but I had addeil to Fanny's amazement by sud denly recovering and joining Mollie and Mrs- Hurke, who had followed the men into the room. '"Oh!' said the ruffian; that s it. is it? jibWrish as was giving informa tion. If I'd a knowed there was a gal on that Wd when I came iu I'd a stopped her clack. I'd a strangled her, that's what I'd a done. "And then, my dears, I finished up my private theatricals by falling to the 11 tor in a fainting lit in which there was no acting at alL" Anna Shields, in N. Y. Ledger. Canine ( ours(. Animals, as a rule, understand who their friends are. The Washington Ist tells the story of a dog w hose eyea had lieen treatd by an oculist, to his great relief. The trouble returned, and the dog's master determined to take him to the oculist's a second time. I'lim Flam seeined to know where he was going, for, on entering the square where the oculist hud his office, he racsl ahead of his master and up the stes, w here he had len once lieforv. and on the door Wing opened Wlted straight for the tnatmeut-rooin. in stead of waiting his turn downstairs, as two-legged patients learn to do to their sorrow and impatience. This time the treatment was a zinc solution that was verv severe and brought the Water in streams from the patient's eyes, but he took it with his nose in the air, never wincing, and th only sign of feeling he made was to hold out one paw pathetically for his master's hauL A Circular Rslohow, Many of the lx-.t scientists and philo sophers declare that a circular rainbow is one of the impossibilities, and give learned reasons in support of their opinions. About two years ago this idea was exploded by Dr. Fleming, who oliscrved and made scientific notes of one he saw in the Welsh mountains. He says: "On SeptemWr :W, 1 s'.H), we mounted Fiiisterrehorn, and while near the top of the peak were treated to the rare sight of a circular rainbow, the phenomena lasting aWut half an hour and formiug a complete circle. A second circle was also visible. We were near the summit of the peak when the fir.t of the uartv observed it, and from that poiut the face of the inoun- , tain is almost perpeudicular, giving a j splendid view." 1 TOOK TO BEANS TOO EARLY. A IfaMtoo Hoy Inhaled One and Haul It Cut from Ilia I.uni;. In the amphitheater of the Massachu setts general hospital, Hoslon, on a re cent afternoon, one of the operating surgeons. Dr. John W. Elliott, showed a t iloWVian a little c hild alxiut three years old who had inhaled a Wan into the lung, and on whom an operation was performed for its removal. The opera tion has proved remarkably successful. The Wan, which was of the ordinary size of a white Wan, had Wen inhaled into the right bronchus, and. as the right lung was thus shut off from re ceiving its proper amount of ftir, t!se danger of broncho-pneumonia with a fatal termination lccanie imminent and tracheotomy was pcrform-L The in cision, alxtut an inch long, was made in the median line of the neck, and after going through the superficial structures of that part the trachea was reached and incised in a vertical line. The in cision was made larg. enough to admit a very long and slender pair of forceps, which wen carefully passed down the trachea and into the right bronchus. A short distance Wlow where the w irul pipe divides the end of the forceps touched the Wan, which was liriuly lodged, (raspinir the Wan with th forceps, the surgeon broke off a small bit of the offending substance and with drew it. Three attempts resulted in getting only small particles. It had be come softened, and the soft part of the bronchus hat swollen and closed in atMMit it. The next attempt was more successful. The fine teeth of the head of the forceps buried themselves in the substance of the Wan and with careful manipulation it was extracted. Im mediate relief was experienced by the little su fferer, and the child is practi cally well. . THE SCARF PIN WAS ALIVE. How m Colorado Mlucr Kr formed a Con vivial Travel In c Man. "There is a Colorado miner who is a new kind of a temperance reformer. Heing the owner of mines he is enabled to travel, and a few days ago he ar rived in Chicago on his way home from Florida. Just to Ik eccentric, says the Chicago News, he lxti)rlit a chameleon down south and had it fastened to tlie end of a little gold chain, so that he could wear it as a scarf decoration. 7"he lizardish little reptile was aljout three inches loug aud. like all of its kind, changed the suakish color of its InhIv when disturbed. The owner walked up to the hotel bar with a traveling man who had Wn "laying over" in Chicago three days, raising his expense a -ount anil other things. The travel ing man did not see the thing on the scarf until he had poured his drink. Then he glared hard. 'What's that?" he asked. 'What's what?" "That scarf pin?" "I wear no scarf pin." The chame leon llirted its tail ami crawled out on the lacl of the coat, as the owner brushed his hand toward the scarf. "Holy scissors, it's alive!" shouted the traveling man. 'What's alive?" and the miner again brushed the little animal, which crawled under his vest. Then he looked dow n and said: "Now, do you see any thing?" The traveling man stood, shaky and pale, looking for the thing to reappear. "No more liquor for me," said he, sud denly, and made a rush for the elevator. Hy the time the crowd broke into a lauo-h he was too far away to hear. " AN "ELECTRICAL" SPRING. Shrewd llvvlrsi by W hich th ' tirjxrules ' Hers (iulled Surcrsafullr. The Electrical Review publishes the follow ing about a wonderful "electrie spring. It was but a plain mineral spring, but the cups that the patients drank from were fastened by a brass chain to an iron bar which inclosed the mouth of the bubbling spring. You were prevented from coming too close by another circular iron railing about eight feet across. The ground around the spring was naturally moist, and it was cither this ground or the iron which was one of the ends of an open electrical cir cuit. The cup held by the chain was the other end- The person drinking i. imply completed the circuit through the body, and when he had finished the attendant kindly and immediately re moved the cup from his hand. The drinkers always felt tliat "delightful tingling sensation," and rejoiced that they had found the fountain of youth. Some imagined they even felt the new blood coursing through their veins. A small induction coil ingeniously con cealed and connected with the cup and railing was a cheap method for produc ing that "invigorating feeling. FULL OK RATTLERS. Thrlltlnsr Ksprlsmce of a UeologMt In am lt TaiiurL Prof. William Watts, assistant in the field for the state mining bureau, re cently had, according to the San Fran cisco Examiner, an experience in Colusa county that made his hairstand on end. "I went to Colusa county to examine a quicksilver mine in company with another gentleman." he said, "and after a ride of a few miles into the mountains we reached our destination. The mine hail bfn partially developed by a tun nel run in about one hundred and fifty feet, but work had Wen abandoned many months Wfore. W e had proceed ed but a few feet into the inky dark ness of the tunnel when I, Wing in the lead, struck a match to light a candle. No sooner had the light flared up than I heard the warning of a rattlesnake and saw a big fellow coiled up at my feet ready t strike, while further on I saw numerous other squirming reptiles. The match dropped from my hand as I jumped backward several feet. "Hz-z-t! Hz-z-t! "Another snake sprung his rattle. I had landed directly upon the second snake and felt it wriggling under my feet. "Hz-z-t! hz-z-t! rattled another from the tunnel side just by my face, and the whole place seemed alive with the hor rible things. The din created by their incessant angry rattling was frightful. We got out all right, but were badly scared. Later a party was formed to exterminate the big nest of snakes, and large numWrs of them were killed. The-unused tunnel was just the place for them to spend the winter months comfortably." Irof. Watts kills rat tlesnakes with his long-handled geo logical hammer, but says that when he strikes a tunnel full of them nothing short of a (atling gun is of any use whatever. THE KULEK OF JtUSSlA. Character and Habits of Czax Alexander III. A Monarch Whose Life la Wrapped la M jaterr Ilia loHurnrs Ijiou tha Har Iaaue In - Kuraps. A good illustration of the different points of view from which men oliserve the same question or condition of things is afforded by some Koine recent utterances by well-informed writers on the present situation in Europe. These writers, while lielicviiig a gen eral European war to W probable at no distant date, differ as to which of the European rulers is the most likely to berin it. A well-known tMirresjoinlent of the Ijndn Times declares that the issue of war hangs upon the life of Emperor Francis .Joseph. Should the emperor die. he would W succeeded by his nephew, who is represented as a vicious and i ncotnpetent prince. His accession, the correspondent thinks, would W likely to result in the disrup tion of the Austrian empire, anil a con sequent scramble by fJermany and Uussia for various portions of it, from which war would result. An eminent Indon editor Wlievcs that a European war detieiids utxhi the caprices of the young Cierman emperor. At present that restless potentate is strongly inclined to peace, but he is sul jift to frequent changes of mind, is fond of the science of war, and any day may alter his policy to a warlike one. Still another writer, not less well known, is strongly of the opinion that the maintenance of peace or the initia tion of war depends upon the will of the Russian czar. He asserts that as long as the czar keeps a check on his ambitious soldiers and statesmen no collision will take place Wtwecn the powers. When an event so momentous as a general war depends upon the life or will of any man, or of two or three men. the per sonal qualities of those men Wcomc a subject not only of deep interest, but of much public importance. The czar of Russia has long Wen more or less of a mystery to the world in general. His life is so secluded and apart that even his own subjects can know but little of him. lie is only seen in public when he drives hurriedly through the streets to his palaces or the railway stations. A recent description of the czar by one entitled to Wlief in his accuracy presents in a somewhat new light the character of this mighty ruler, who holds sway over so many millions of his fellow-Wings, and by a word could plunge Europe into war. The contrast Wtween the czar and his remote cousin, the young tierman emperor, is a very strong, one. The kaiser shows an almost morbid activity of mind and Ixxly. He seems never to W- at rest. He is constantly traveling, speaking, reviewing, issuing procla illa tions, devising iolicieS and working at important state problems. lie clearly desires to apjH-ar as a broad statesman, an effective orator, and as a skillful warri r. The cz".r. on the other hand, is dis eriled a' b.-ing v.'ry "slow minded. His mind works with difficulty upon the state oucslious v.hich come up lie fore him. He finds it hard to make his way throui tho mass of business which his ministers submit to him from day to day; he is said to work at his papers often, until two or three o"cl.ck in the morning, without having finished his task. Alexander III. did not receive the srx-cial education usually given to heirs to the Russian crown. His elder brother Nicholas, who was the heir, did not die until Alexander hail reached young manhivsl. lVobably. if Alex ander had Weu espe.-ially trained to fill the throne, he would have found his work less difficult. One aspect of the czar's character which will inspire tlie rcsject and lik ing of Americans i.; his undoubtedly deep anil devoted affection for his family. His happiest hours are tho.se which he scmls w ith his wife und chil dren, and he is always relieved when his royal tasks are done, aud he can re turn to his domestic circle. The marriagi-s of princes, which arc usually dictated by reasons of state and not by mutual affection. arc by no means always happy ones, and it is gratifying to sec so jxiwerful a ruler as the Russian czar presenting to his jhn iple an example of domestic happiness and fidelity. A I'uxjlins; f air. A woman was brought to one of the New York hospitals some weeks ago suffering from typhoid fever, but one feature of the ease could not Ik- H's-otint-ed for by the diagnosis of typhoiiL The woman's body was covered from head to foot with small star-shaped tiguri-s. Each was comjioscd of a central sx.t no larger than a pin head, surroiiinl.il by five other spots of the same size at regu lar distances from each other. Such a species of skin disease hail never Wfore come under the oltscrvattou of the h's pital staff, and there was nothing to In found in the laaiks which would clear up the case. The woman was too ill to talk alut it. and no light was thrown on the subject until the patient's mother came to the hospital to see her. She was an old woman, Wrn in the Austrian Tyrol of peasant stock. She explained how on the first day her daughter was taken sick she had made the marks which were still visible on her ImkIj-, and then rublnsl her with kerosene as a preventive aguinst fever. The instru ment used was a cork with tve needles stuck into It. Haby Jack' Throlorr- The doctrine of original sin is a diffi cult one to controvert, taking the world at large into consideration, but it is one which Ha by Jack, aetat twenty-three months, steadily and sturdily refuses to admit into his theology. He says: "Now I lay me," with the utmost fervor and in a language of his own, which only the audacity of a mother would claim to mean anything. He asks: "Dod" to b'ess" every one of his relatives to the forty-fourth de gree, not forgetting his pet cat aud "Hoo-l'olly" the unclean rag-doll, but when mamma prompts: "l'lease make Jack a good boy. Master Jack says: "Das" in response as earnest as that of any good Methodist brother. "Das' means "yes." and Jack thinks he is a good boy, and no moral suasion can in duce him to suggest to Providence that there is the slightest necessity for mak ing over. N. Y. Recorder. TRACKING A CAKIIUHT. Snow-Shooing and Crawling1 Get at the Big Game. to EacHInc base of a Ivetorralned II outer After a Mis; Hull Twcatf.Tmo Mile Ovor Snow and Tlirouifh Itrush Old Joe's Triumph. A glance over a sportsman's experi ence will fieihaps convey an idea of what atill-hunting elk and cariltou means when the animals have enjoyed the doubtful advantage of a slight ac quaintance with man's murderous methods. Now, first, as to the caribou a keen nosed, shy, fast-trotting, sturdy fellow, and right worthy game for any man's rifle. Two varieties of thi-s species the woodland and the barren ground cariWu inhabit the American conti nent. The woodland varietj- is found in Maine anil certain extreme northern portions of the United States, notably a'oout the headwaters of the Missis sippi river and in the extreme north of Idaho. The barren ground cariltou docs not generally range so far south as the international Wundary. In Canada cariWu are much more widely distributed. They are plentiful in Newfoundland, scarce in Nova Scotia, more numerous in New Hrunswick, abundant iu (Juelec and Labrador, aud fair numWrs of them haunt the wilds of northern Ontario (especially the north shore of Lake Superior) and por tions of Manitoba. In Rritish Colum bia they alxmnd among the mountains, and not infrequently great herds are seen defiling from some canyon or mov ing down some mountainside in Indian file, and looking at a distance like a pack train. The Wst caribou-shooting may lie had in Newfoundland and Kritish Columbia, but CjueWc and North On tario yet offer rare good sport to those who like roughing it. During the winter of M, says E. XV. Sandys in Outing, I was temporarily located at a point on the magnificent north shore of Lake Superior, my com panion Wing a half-breed hunter who I xire a resonant Indian title too long for insertion in these pages. When he wanted to travel light he Wre the name of "Jo," which will auswer for the present. It was cold up there in the icy breath of the tircat Inland sea, but we were snug enough in an old rail way construction log camp and had fairly good sport with grouse, filling up time attending to Jo's lines of trajis. Rctivcen Sujierior and the "height of land" is a perfect network of lakes and streams, large and small; the country L very -ougk and rocky, varied with great barrens, muskegs and Wavcr meadows. Vast portions are densely forested, and others carry only gl.tw.tl3', scattered "rampikes," showing where tires have swept. Our headquarters were the loff camp referred to, tiut we ha l a temporary camp at the end of a iine of traps some ten miles inland, near the head of a chain of small lakes, famous iu the annals of the fur trade, l'rom it westward extended an im mense barren for mile after mile, bounded by a gruj'-blue wall of forest. 1 me night, w iule we were at the lit tle cam), a heavy fall of snow re dressed the hard-featured laiulscaiie, and Jo and ! fell to discussing the chance for cariWu. AWut daylight we turned out, and Jo stood for a few moments leading the sky and swee i'lg the barren with those marvelous aboriginal eyes of his, which could count a band of animals farther than I could see them, l'resently he grunted softly and exclaimed: "Dar um car' boo!" and pointed west ward. I looked long and earnestly, and at last made out a distant object moving slowly over the snowy barren, (citing the glass. I focused on it and discovered that it was indeed a cari boua lone bull evidently as no more could W found. After hurriedly feeding, we stuffed our pockets with bread and meat, felt that matches, pipes and "baccy" were in their places, donned our snow shoes and started in the direction of our van ished game. "Car 1mm all right; feed day ou moss. Rytneby find um more car" boo," said Jo.aud I guessed that ho liked the prospccL It was a cold, gray day, a sharp breeze blew directly across the barren, aud now and then a few suowllakes sifted down, hinting of another down fall, though there was already more snow than we wanted. Hut there was little danger of anything serious, and we didn't trouble about the weather. After tramping for about three miles, Jo discovered the tracks of the cari Immi. but the Wast itself waa not in sight. Jo decided that he would work across the barren in case the game had doubled on its course, and leave me to follow the track. "Me go cross, look long um tree. You run track, by me by tuctiW you find um car'lioo," and he waved his hand, indicating that he would cross and then scout along the woods on the farther side. I moved ahead rapidly, while Jo was in the oreu. Wing anxious to get far enough in advance of him to forestall all possibility of his wind reaching the game Wfore I got w ithin range. I had followed the track until it was nearly noon, keeping a sharp lookout ahead, Wfore I caught a glimpse of the bull browsinjr quietly near the edge of the woods. A long look through the glass told me that lie was a magnificent fqiecimen, Warinsr a particularly fine set of antlers, and that he was feeding near cover which promised a compara tively easy approach within certain range. To obtain this splendid trophy was my firm resolve, if patient, skill ful "creeping" counted for anything. Working carefully wi ll to leeward the shelter of the dense timber was at last safely gained at a point some half mile from the game. I had already put in a lot of hard work and was half wcariwd, but the golden prospect sustained nc. Once safe in cover the shoes were re moved, and. gliding, stealiug. flitting, shadow-like, from true, to tree, now crouching in the line of aWwlder, now crawling and wriggling painfully over a snowy open patch of moss, I at last gained the edge of the timWr within one hundred and seventy-five yards of my meat. He was standing with his rump to me, and his nose occasionally sought the moss, only to W raised in a mo ment and thrust into the wind while th gentleman chewed a mouthful. About half-way betweeu us was a goodly dump of brush, overgrowing some scattered Wwlders, while the space Wtween my shelter and tho brush was filled w ith little limiim icks and hollows, showing where the low growth, moss, etc., upheld the slow. If I once gained the brush and m rvea kept steady he should drop in his tracks. I hesitated for a moment W twecn waiting for a broadside shot from where I was, or attempt in, to crawl to the brush, then got dow n ou hands and knees and Wgan the diffi cult journey. The hummock werts smaller and hollower when rea died than they looked at first, and v. lien half-way across the dangerous sp.- w it became a question of wriggling u'ong a la scrtietiL In this iwisition the carilmu was invisible, but I had faith in the wind, and was w riggling dogged ly forward when from a clump of .josh not twenty feet from my nose a pousn walked quietly forth clucking soft !y to itself in regard to my probable busi ness. Here was a pretty position. Of course I didn't dare flush the grouse for fear of alariiiingtliecarilH.il, and for l ing, agonizing moments I lay there in this snow staring at that infernal bird, while it eyed me dreamily and chiic'ded in an exaspcratingly comrniser:.ting fashion, until the cramp knot in my leg grew hard as a baseball, 11 :d 1 fumed and rage.l and groaned inv. ard ly. At last the fool bird satisfii .1 its curiosity and trotted demurely a ay. and when it had got to a safe dis; .nee. I straighten d my cramp and wrij. -led on to the tuft whence the grouse had come. Inch by inch I raised my !icad until a clear view w s possible of the bull's feeding-ground he had van; .hed as though the earth had swallowed him! Hastily glancing up the barren. 1 caught sight of him walking smartly along a good four hundred yards n-.vay. He was not alarmed: he had nether heard, seen nor winded inc. lie Lad merely decided to move .iloug. I!ut chance favored me in tho next move. The carilmu, after going h tlf a mile, suddenly turned across the bi.rren and headed for the timWr on the far ther side, at the same time ei'ging slightly in my direction. This urse kept him well to windward, and when he finally approached the distant over 1 started for him again. It was a long, hard task to cross the barren in a crouching position, but finally 1 luan aged to get Whind him safely and fol lowed the track. I was now very tired, for the -shoeing i.'as heavy, but tho chase was leading homeward. I wafl mad all through and game to fi, tit it out on that line till darkness came. IVescntly it Wgan to snow and i:i half an hour the air was thick with soft falling flakes. This was in my f ivor, save that I sometimes lost sight of the bull, only to rediscover him walking steadily along headed direct for the camp. My only nojie was that lie r.ight halt to feed. He was going alio it as fast as I could, and so for two .food hours we reeled off the miles at an ex ercising gait- At last the snow almost ceased, but the air was darkening fast, and I guessed we must W witl.ia a short distance of camp. While I was endeavoring to f. fure out my exact whereabouts the bull halted in an open space, lxirder. d on my side by clumps of good cover, and Wgan to feed. My weariness was for gotten in a moment; luck had tt:rned my way at last, for he whs in pel baps the Wst position for me thut he i ould have chosen in the whole barren. Sneakingrapidly on as far as was snfe. I once again doffed shoes and got i.ow n ou hands and knees and craw led, and craw led. and craw led, until the over was gained, and my victim : tood broadside on. not eighty j-ards away. He was feeding busily and had no moro idea that I was near than I h:.d of shouting. Carefully I raised to my knees and waited one moment to pull myself thoroughly together for the shot that must needs decide the matter. A last glance at the distance, and at the sight to make certain that it was ut the lowest notch aud I thought to in;, self: "Now, my son, I surmise I'll just set tle for all this tramp. If I dou't drop you" "Whang!" the roar of a rifle sounded from a clump to my left, a stream of fiery smoke shot from the brush, the bull gave a tremendous lunge forward aud went down in a heap. For an instant 1 was petrified with amazement; then leajH-d to my feet prepared to do I hardly knew what. From the brush near by rose a lank figure, a copjery face peered fortli, and an unmistakable voice muttereu: "tiess I down um car'lioo!" "Jo! You blank, smoke-tuDnM idiot, I've a blamed good notion t j put a ball through you!" Jo started with as much surprise as his kind ever show; then his broad mouth spread iu a diaWlical gri .v, for he guessed every incident of the : tory. "Me no see you. Sec um car' boo cum loug. Me hide, tink niebbo kill um car'boo. You lynx, you t reep creep me no tink you chase um car' boo." And that was all the comfort I got. outside of the head and feet, vhicL were all I wanted of the bull. Eater in the evening, when I told Jo of the all-day chase and w here I had Wen, he grunted and said- "Clia e uin car'lioo Wrr3' long time tweo-tou mile dat way an back.' "Yes, and I craw led a quarter of it, confound you!" "Um. dat so? Me go two, three, four mile, look at trap, den run back to mend shoe. Me stop by fire, lyme by get um car'lioo. "Yes, after 1 chaae him twenty-two miles for you, you old squaw!" A chuckling grunt proved that Jo realized the humor of the thing in full, and the way his eyes twinkled ai d tho wrinkles curved round hU silent i.touttt almost threw me into fits, for Ihcro was no use in kicking against fat.i. KUe Had Her Kovrucr. "Angelina," said Edwin, "there la a little question that I have long Weu wishing to ask you." "Yes?" she said, opening her eyes very wide and pretending complete ig norance, although confident that she was fully aware of its pin-ort. "I wanted to ask you w hether I Ught to let my mustache grow or not?" (iulping down her disappointrient. she said: "1 would let it grow , if it will grow, but I'm afraid it is like you undecided w hat to do." N. Y. Tress. Husband "Yes I have every tiling; gun. ammunition, game bag and alL" Wife "It doc seem as though there is something else. Oiuj es! The nijtiry to buy tuo faxuu, to, be sure.