.AclvortiNintr ntH. The lrvant rel ar,e rltrul.tlor .t he -mil ifmaili cotnuieiia It to t b liivoraj.le eon. Me rai i u f artvert it-er a toe ivri ill I e ia.ene.1 at it, toliowu, low rate. : 1 mcb. 3 'Die. I. bo tlui-ti.a m. .ii trip 1 IM-Il.6 OlOUttl.. fc.fcu I tt.rli jrar... fii 3 tt.rtie 6 tuotiili...... flm 2 Int-uel. ear .Join IWl'M e month. .. .. R.UU tnrsea. I year nw 4 exilmnn 6 month. ................. ....... 1u uc .s, ouiu'Ba 6 month...... u ,eiuuia 1 )ef iivou Iraiuiun, fl uinntln o ixi 1 roluino. I year 7fc Mi Ku.lne.i. itin, B-.t lureetlon. Ilk, per line ur.unt lui-eroon. fcr (nor -, Adm D'Xrntur'f toil Lxrrutor'f Notice fx Auaiiof'. Notice j.i iray an4 ltuiiar K.-iie. 4 h'er..'iit oiji or -r.re--linr' of any roriN r tlon or .oriety and ronmuni-atiotia rieaivu. d to rail xtriiiKiu iimiit matter t limited or mill Tidual mtrrrrt iuum I (.an) I .r ailverti.uien . I" and J..ii Printing of ail kin.u neatly and eiediouri; exrntcl at tbe loe.t ru-e. Am) duo tjroo lorxet It. ...I Mrrkly nl ,HI ... , tOUKl k ' :., . a.. t. .1 t .' '" II AMh, .-..i..i n. - - .!.. tl KmIOH. i.joo in i.H mire.. f I fc limn;.. 1.75 1 I" ,1 1iMI ,1,1 n.il'lli I", lllolil hi. .110 ,.l -a til li Ion i lie ear.. 26 rr.i.lll.l I il I-"' .Ul.-lil of tlt e.i.uiity ;ir W II lf Oli&TKff.t to ; Hi' ..,,1 "1 Mir ;,Imi fer-n te ,'e- ti..r t I -T'ni'Uli m-ilr "' , ' -l ,ii ...1 .: 'ti'l-i ""l J "" ' -V..n ihe -Mine tootlim. thise no ' " i e .itMi.-ii uiinerHHHl trod ST.. JAS. C. HASSON. Editor and Proprietor. 'HE IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRCTH MAKES FREE AND ALL ABE ELATES BESIDE. 81. 50 and postage per year in a Jvance. ,,r y. I""'1 ,.er iwinre '"i It. tr.t-.ip '..r;,':;;- volume xxvl E HENS BURG, PA., FRIDAY. NOVEMBER IS, 1S92. NUMBER 15. " " il.i ''" '"" "u,rl- 'III ':ln II 1 1 I II Y !l Zr I II I II I II ,. - v l is !...- l I T , ;ii .,;i:.'s fi rs l.ir:ivt ( l'.:lii.T. lUitrr an.l Furiii!i.T. II IS Elieiith r.. .UTMYV. f.- i V.-. !: I , .1; I:. . . .: u'l i I : in ll.ill.li -il BUIT VOll LiUSlNCSS. 5- "Seeine: is Believinor." ....'. V ' must e simple; -when it is not simple it is iliVUnot pood. Simftf, reautifult Good these r5w,,rls mtan murh. but to see " The Rochester" will impress the truth more forcibly. All metal. " q y- .-.v...ioo, im nunc in iiircc pieces only, it is ai'siuutt-iv safe and unbreakable. Like Alaridin's f el !, it is indee.l a "wonderful lamp," for its mar- A Vl-'hius liLrlit is niirer ami irifTV.tr ihm mo i;,-,v, sofu r tiir.n el-rtnc lieht and more cheerful than either. TUC t 1 1 1 .sy pra 0 HAY-FEVER AND 50c5;eiy LD'i q '''. .'..ii-,V i. J t ci, iinxi x the Itfiul, nluiy mjtii'iitnitvtn, nritl t!., yrrrn. S,ii hti ti-utrfit i'r xfiit lit tiii'il ol rf"il t )rtiV. ELY BROTHERS. 56 Warrea Straet flEW YORK. j BITTERS 'tit mine with ri'UK VU:KTilI.R 1 I r NKIi !U s 1 li K KMM.I). tful.'Una ki t. mi ,r th.- I.ir ! kiilMr). lar th r mj.li ,,n, mikn tbt tklw nnitMith. ltiM-M Dot -'.ir-1 h- t.'t-t h, rau a! h. or . ri mrerim k:;i.u , trili 1. Writ 1 1 !hS 1(K -i .sim nu,t lntcciiatjif)vr)u ttnr- rvuaifiitiil it I't N s Itfi.ui.r4. ..I Mr..n M " I y 1 '.. .it - tiou f'.ill. t- n- a it t 'lHO f ' i a ' t- til m i I r. tiii.vni fill ti(L.tiO ' .'ii.- It itNi li 4 Unrl tUf I. . t i " K IFT7.rit ltMMi..t.'. Iml , wy- I i. .. r ,t.- lr.uU lii.n litttc n i I- ff '.) t I-m1 a1- t!tl A I ! I i nu r".-i l(.-riiitlii w.tl-,f.-.. .r.' ' w m H i'rvm, i M;ry r . Nm H!ii-i. I . I'- x,, - lr.M iiTt-T r-:ii-..tl !.. Ill in- ; i T i t t rt' l I litJtrtlIyt'l.iiii. iil It t'l 1 ,; -ia! l i (.nnnr-r A iN.H4S I iir-i-nm1 in A !"i wr : " I --'ii i...ii,iM ii-iii it')iCM--l witJi fti.imt 'it 1 .f,;.i,..fl t'ti M1V !. tw- iM.tti.-- of 1 -; 1 ' .,, I'.i! t-rf- trr I t-nr. I 1 -Ifc iiftl) tlilt .litWUir. Ill.ll. 1IM ' - RlnAxTnuli Mtrh and mm-i linn 1 ''..-r TlikfllO mhir. M.-.tn ....! lf Ilk M I AL O., II t MOKU Mi. NVJ.BSTER'S ! T H R i AT I0NAL DICTIONARY , A -.rtAND INVLSTMEN7 " jr. r, js, Ihm.I or II. l.ir.ra.T. ' ' r.visti.rt oe'i.le.l .r lr n t.. "'' r i ; li.nt-. r.l .iiloiial 1 - t ,,, ' r...,n .Hipi.tfii, int.! uvn . '" ' lore tli tirat cops r .-it . 'I ') f f A! t PrKiCCfLl ERS. 1 in . f . ii, t, ,i i .mrH. illnntratlonn. . .-nt it-- i ine )tui ,u..i,.-i . 11 I :'. i. r. I'V.inn a fl'i-lmp". ' t'l.'-- r..riiit- . f a . -ini-ai huv.i '...f -S r arw I lit inai k. ' ' i' oli. -ii v mtrerjrYm-utaUon. e r r th: best, " iiii.ii .i. l,i, i, n u. Imprint -f " w. tiCRRIAM . CO., r-, , r, . ,j. s A J) ,N Al.lt K. PITFTON. ATl'iiKNIj, A r I. A w. m KnaaxKi Kn. l imit !tl''i lu lira lii.uue. tuui flieew Jen, Boys and Children OF CAMBRIA COUNTY ! ,, GASMAN'S, ALTOONA, PA.f fr your Clothing. ,v im v tin.' largest M'lec'ion anil host goods for the least .?S.M. . . . . "i.ivsl. . . . . '.'..Mi. . . ...to ..In s.im. r.i . l.MI M ii'. l'"-v" :in'1 t.lilli-n"! OVERCO TS sit equally low ',' . ,t mu. .- oinl p-t FIRST CHOICE of these Greatest " WANT A WAGON?" tt-v-r, lu'-i";. sun .-vs. Ilt-.'i tali' : as lit;lit, , i! I : il !i. a I'.-niiv lii); !Kl as niKu-r:ii. k' 4'.i:i t In t It en In -n. .r l"v ii'.Mi i I lisj I . ii'1 iy w 'ur p"iv- ; pi.-mpt liii!UMit ur V'o w.i'it t r. !. -v m. Will.: us. I"... -is y. it I, t ! t. bir iikss b MiA bv. Si-iut ! r .,ir li i. t' i'ViTv r uL-r it t'lis j.ij.r. Umi; . .1.' n i". ... I'.uiv.li uiiti ill, N. V. vSrA t, f.rtrii.stnmn Tur Rckhi-stfr. If the Inmpdc-atrr hisnt the trrnnlne t"'" "' -,t"r- :'uJ '"c Mvlc you want, srud to us for our new illuttrnleil cutnliwiie, f.'Tj "TV""1 u' SM'ti.1 cm a lamp s:tVI l.v express your choice ot over r ' i'V, vaii.t;es I: oin t he Mipeit Imi0 Store 1a the Hot id. Z rAgj IlKVl tit to,, 44 l'urfc Place, New York CUT. "The Rochester." rA flO) fJil R aaaiaVIjK t BF 1 FD ? Vj HAY FEVER A t-rTT tr-A T c, VL-S 4 Cn.'iu l!,i,'m in n..t. n liijiiJ, Dnijf vr jxortUr. Apflifl info Ui iu'triLx it tJ 50c 1,3UU BUSHELS OF POTATOES i. W. P.H mi:i.e. Fair lsn, K,it fix, M.I., s.i. : With '.HD ,.nii"l of PowjII'i Orrrn l-'rrlll j.r lor I'uUlwa, on 1 in ros .f .!.,.. I. ho fal-.-.l l,:u IiiihIii'U .iii.miii, i;,,.,- Ki.-ii iHjtiiiiM:!.. When iii.iiit ily r i i iii.-r u.nl ijuality ol :i.!i.t h i,iiM,lri,l, II'Im I larceitt rmp )f ilatiM- ever raisi-l i the vn.rl.l. Why mil rn. l,iir rroW of mtnto' 1 Wi-"an I' ll o i, to ilit It. mill IujMT to pi I l' ii'. liul ami llilulil. Kei.- two I'eri tlaiiios for tloolc of i .n.-x. W 5. Powell & Co., Chernu jii IVrtilier Alanufacturers, t iltimoro. MJ. I71 I. 1-J I. I'lilirm. wmttin at uni.rt niei in the OLD RELIABLE ' ETNA" M.I llaer a,ra( ian I'uiiiihIiw. rr. W. DICK, UT IIIK IIIK IMIM1 mm ivnu www FUlli t iiU r.uui I. IHIMM KMIKU Ml'SINM 171)4,. KNfini.iurtr. .Im, "i. mna. Moimlaiii Housti STAH SH&YIKG PARLOR! CENTRE STREET, EBINSEUEG. 'I'll IS well known an.l ionic e.lnMlahe.1 ShaTinir 1 l'itrlir u n.,w li:(te.l n I'enlre htreet, oi H,l,fi ne livery mul.le nl I rllara. Ih In K I .in h er. wlirrn tl.e l-ii.iieji will i e mrriml on In the lun.rr siiavim:. iiaik i I'ruMt a.m. IIA.MriilMI l.ne in Ilia i.ratei.t and nio.t arii-tu lli.il.li.-r. I'leaii Towrlfi a lrlAlly. a . I iom walu,l on al llirir renldenrex. JAM KS II. I A NT. IToirietor W. IH K. 1 e ArTOKNKY-AT-I.AW. r.HICMlMIH. t'KMK'A .rclHl atteatlon to glveD clalinn lor IV n lou liuuul). etc. Cli7- 'D THE JaOAXOKR Last of tho Larpe Wooden Veesola to Be Built in Amorica. Some lntT-t Inif Information Itrcardlnr tlio drr.t HiwU tf Tilt ( uuu try Iiihik" la Shl bulltltui;. Anyini Rtr)iliii( ulin? the liulkhoail i'f I'.i io lmsiii, whii-h is it vast hospital ami h:ivfti fur era ft of all sorts, may have m.fuiil n'eently a (jrt.;it ship with skyail poles. seeiuiiiLrly fra";ili as to. :t lipiel.s. t.-weriiiiT uIm.vo the loftiest spurs of the hi).rrest vess4-ls inooreil nrouiiil her. She is a four-master, atul lu r ;u rial intricaeies of ri-o-ir": ami halliarils uml ropes are a Chinese pu."le to the laiiiisiiian, but a vision i f ileli-rht to the shellhaek. Slie is the KouiioUe, fiantess of v,mh!i ii suilino; ess'!N. ainl tlie last of hT type that ever will lie eoii.-trui-teil in Ami'riea. l"or that rea son she is worth more than pasMiiif n-ti.-i-. She repn-setits th; vaiiishin; -ra of wiMKleii Ifcittotns, ili. riniiiiat.-.l against by the marine uinlerwriters sinee tin1 advent of steel ships. bono; api, says the New Yorker, the wihhIi-h sailing eraft eeaseil to In- tt ear rier of any sio-nitieimee in the llrilish trade. All of the bijT IJrili.h elippi-rs are of stee, ami nearly all those of n rent eonstrnetioii are four-masters. The Kritish skipjK'r -alls his four-master a bark lweause she is s-hooiier-r:.r!.r'il on the fourth, whieh is known Ixith as the spanker ami jier mast. The Yankee skipper thinks that any sailing vessel with three masts square ri'eil is a ship. The four-:iiastel llritisli ships may Ik- iiumliereil by the s"ore; the four-masteil Aiiu-riean ships may lo eounteil on the lingers of one haml. Hut the nautical optimists say this is to U- ehany.il, atul that the ehanje is at har.il. The keel of the first American steel ship soon will tie laid at bath, ami after she is laiilieheil others w ill follow her low n the w ays in rapid succession. The builders hoe to do with the steel -li p.-rs. whU-h ill ! constructed on appr,.vtl Aiiieri. au raeinf iiuxlels, w hat our citizens did with wooden elipjH-rs In-fore the war. They held the record then from every iort, near or remote, and they made tinniest fortunes for their builders and ow tiers. The In-st of the steel l'.ritish ships cannot approach t lu- w on.lerf nl perf. .nuances . f the o-reat IliH-tof Yankee l!y-rs of forty years u;'.i. The Northern bi'ht is credited with making the voyage from San I"rancis-o t this irlin seventy-two lays. The l l vintr I hit. htiiaii. built by William 11. W ebb of this city in ls.VJ. covered 4.1'rjo knots in sixteen cotisi-cutive days, an averao-eof nearly twelve knots an hour. The Ureadtiatiprht made the -J. sun-knot run ln-twei-n New York ami ljue-ns-low nin less tlian ten days. Tin-S. iv-crcio-ii i,f the Seas made the passage from the Sandwich islands t. New York in ci-rhty-two lays, -overiiif mi one day :;T."i knots, w hich is In-tter than the lest day's run of an ei";ht-day steamship from tjueenstown. The Mary V liite rc.lre ran from lal t iniore t. l.iverpa a .1 in thirteen days and si-vrn hours. The Ui-d Jacket made over :-J.r statute miles a day for one w eek. Those are some of the records the Uoanoke will try to e.pial. Y-t-ran skipp-i-s do not lielieve she can do it, but her commander is h pcf ul. The Koanokeisnot the bip-ovst Amer ican ship ever built. That distinction ln-1. uio-ed to the lireat Kepiiblio, which was even larger than the colossal steel livi-ni:i:.tcr 1 rain e, the latovst sailing' vism'I ill the World. '1 he lireat Ui-pub-lic was built in l-.ast II. st..ii by Ihniual McKay in ls.':i. ll-r master, I'apt. .Joseph I'. I iaiiiiltoti. i.-, tin- same Ilamil- t n who now commands and partly owns the Uoanoke. '1 he lireat Ucpul lic was in .t so heavily sar.-il as the Uoanoke. She -arri-d l.".i'..";! sipiare yards of canvas, while the Uoanoke spreads nearly -JiMmmi. from lim iml to InM.ni einl that is, from the tip of her bow sprit to the tip of her spanker Ihm iu the Uoanoke measures ijTu feet. Ib-r length on the keel is iill feet, and her length over all is :;:;1 f.i-t. Her ex treme In-am is 4'.l.: feet, her depth 10 feet and her draught - fe-et. The (J-. .1,1,-n ball on the top of her main sky sail le i.- nearly -H fi-et from tin-.l.-'k. Her main and mizcti lower masts ar' 'Jl feet hifh. and h.-r fore lower mast is HI feet hiLrh. Her lower spanker mast is lis feet hih. Her fore, main ami mi.ell topmasts are .Mi feet hirli. and her spanker topmast is s j feet hio-h. bach of her three topgal lant masts is vis f--t hi'h. her three royal masts I'J f--t. herskysail masts 15 f.- t and her sky. sail jioles li feet. bm-h of ln-r three lower yartls is J.r feet 1ii. her lower topsail yards SS feet loii her topilkint yards mi feet Ihii', her royal yards 5.1 feet loiter, and lu-r skysail jMih-s r fc-t. Kaeh of her three lower yards is 'J5 feet loiio;. her lower tojisail yards ss feet lontf, her topgallant yanls il l f.s-t lotij'.her royal yards io fi-et lono;, and lu-r skysail yards 41 fet't lon;. These are fripfuntic spars, and their si.ft can Ik appreciated only by the suilor iflaii w ho furls sail on them. I in her maiden voyage from bath to this port n-cently with I,4ih tons of ice in her hold as ballast, the Uoanoke had only I i 1 1 1 winds, and could not test her sailing qualities. She will tit out at brie basin, and 1h- reiuly for lu-r lirst cariro of 5. UMI tons in Iteccmlicr. She will o-o into service on the trianjnilar track from New York ti San Fratn isi-o, to bivcrp,l (or Havre), and back to New York. She will carry a crew of alxmt forty men of mixed nationalities. She will also have, what are rare in these days, six or cirlit ambitious American apprentices, mostly from the schoolship St. Mary's. The I ault of the I lih. "I rememlier," said a schoolmaster, "w hen I w as a l.V troinout one nioni intf ln-fore suiiris' to fish for pickerel. I had just hiKikc.l abio-one, when aloii came a country man. He said tiothiiiK'. but, w ith mouth w ide open, stooped to see the fun. The contest had lasted more than half an hour, when sudden ly, as I was about to land the prize, the pickerel, with one last rush for liticrty, made tfo.nl his escape. With a lump in my throat, I instinctively turned to the country man for consolation, and pot it. 'Well, I declare,' said he. 'yon held on to your end. yonm,' fellow, but he didn't hoid on to his,:' " tiolden Hays. r An Instance of It- Mrs. MeCorkle j (show 1114J her new house) "When we ! came to look at this lot I fell in love with it as soon as I saw- it" Mrs. Mc CracUlu "Ah. a case of love at first bite, 1 perceive." Detroit Free Tress. DAWN OF A NEW REPUBLIC. Norway Seek, lleleava from Political Tie, wtth Sweden. A few days ;ii a ealde dispatch told of the resignation of the Norwegian cabinet. Immediately followiii"; it came advices from Stockholm announc ing that Sweden would resist any at tempt at dissolviii the union on the part of Norway, even threateuiii";, if necessary, to invade the latter eountry with an armed force. The loti and bitter political conflict iietwccn these two far-away countries, which is barely intimated in the cable grams, has received but s.-ant attention on this side of the Atlantic. Yet it is of the greatest interest to the intel ligent oliscrvcr of the lxtlitical develop ment of buropean countries. It is in a measure a struo-le for lil erty not unlike that of the founders of our republic. It aims at vesting the pple with rights and privileges that have liven usiirptsl by a bureauocracy and kintfs. The strife is fast approaching its cul mination and the latest events proclaim in unmistakable tones the dawn of a new republic. Additional interest is lent this coming' event when it is reini-mln-nil that dur these years the battle fir independ ence and democratic rule the Norwegian reformers have drunk inspiration and sought ideas from the history of the I'nited States. And. furthermore, thousands of their countrymen who have founded new homes throughout this land there is hardly a family in Norway without its American representative have with one accord voiced the blessings, of uni versal suiTrajje and a poveriiuiciit by the tcoplc. Thejiotent inihietiee which these have wielded, lmth jcrsotially and through coliimuiiication of ditferellt kinds, espe cially amonn- the farming class-s. can not easily le overestimated, and has lni-n a principal factor in rousin-r the home people to wajjew ar for political freedom. SCARCE IN REAL LIFE. The Men and Woven Who liihnl.lt the liteul Vorlil4 cif Our I tiiaiclimlliin. The ideal woman of every man is the "womanly woman." Th- ideal man of every woman is the 'manly man." Anilthocxpressioii "a womanly woman" means pretty much the same to every man who uses it, accordino; to llarjH-r's I'.a.ar, just as the "uiauly man" of one woman expresses a cer tain combination of nualitics well known to every other womai.. The man's " womanly woman" is iden tic, unliable, ttiet and domestic. She loves to sit upon a low chair and hem things, w ith the lamp liht falliiifr over her hair. It is unnecessary to say that although in theory this is the sort of woman a man prefers, in practice he may chm ise one entirely her opposite. She d.n-s not exist in lur-re quanti ties, which is lucky, as she mirht prove dreadfully insipid if she did. The woman's "manly man" means a man strono-. brave and darino;. He must jn-rform easily Imld iI-h1s which she dare not attempt. She likes that in dreams. 1 11 su-t ual life she may lin.l that a man neither darui,' nor Indd has sati: factory and eiidearmr ualities w hich make him more after her heart than the idol of her dreams could ever In-. We arc not all alike, thank Heaven! but various. Ami the spark of ori-jinaiity which is implanted in each of us all is the thinp to cherish and de velop and not distort ourselves into ideal f rm SUDDEN REGENERATION. The Parrot Trtea to Impreaa the Owl with lit. Aeeonilt-li inenta. 'One day," says a w riter in the Idler, "a man w ho had had considerable ex pcrii lice of parrots, happened to come in. ami w hen I comp aili.il of the bird's 1. n-ua. ity, he said: "Why don't you pot an owl'.' You pet an owl and hanp him ripht up close to that parrot's cape, and in almut two days you'll find that your bird's dead sick of unprofitable conver--atioii." "Well, I pot a small owl and put him in a cape close to the parrot's cape. The parrot ln-pan by t ryinp t dazzle the owl with his conversation, but it woitliin't work. Theowl sat and lonkeil .it the parrot just as solemn jis a min ister w In -so i.alary has ln--ii cut ilown. and after awhile the parrot tried him with Spanish. It wasn't of any use. Not a word would the ow l let on to understand. Then the parrot tried br.ippinp, and laid himself out to make the ni 1 ln-li.-ve that of all the parrots in existence he was the ablest. I!ut he couldn't turn a feather of the owl. The noble bird sat silent as the prave. and t.Miked at the parrot as if to say: 'This is indeed a melancholy exhibition of iniln-i ility. Well. In-fore nipht that parrot was so ashamed of himself that he closed for repairs, ami fr:un that lay forth he never sjnike an unneces sary word. Such, pcntlomen, is the force of example in the worst of birds." AN IN DESTRUCTIBLE TOOTH. A Wamilerful Story That I T old ol m Jap anese PulAee. As has lieen hinted by the Philadel phia 1'r.v.s. several lonp articles, if not w hole volumes, could In.' written under tin- pen. -rut title of "Cariosities Alnmt Tii-th." At Yakadama. Japan, there is .1 costly temple built for the sole pur poso of aiTor.linp a shelter for one of tin- pi-iiid.-r.s of an ancient p.d of a cer tain liind.nt sect. This palace is known by l!.e hipli soniidinp title of "The l'a!a: -of the Sa.-r-l T.mth," and is a cistly and elepan structure in every sen -of the word. Aci-ordinp to the myt'uolopy of India the p. nl who formerly owned the t.n.th pul I. .1 it out t hurl it at a pipantio cobra, w hen the irreverent serpent had In-en so indiscreet as U make an attack upon his pmlship. In the latter part of the last century Kuro-H-atis captured Yakadama and pariril ly deslroy-l the tnt!i palace. The tnith itself, which had Won an object of heathen adoration for centuries, was prouiul to a powder and thrown in the river. but th: partich-s came topethor, so the llia l.m priests say, and apain f.inuea thcm-.clvos into a rK-rfi-ct tmith, w hich was f.iiind after the slope quiet ly r.-Jiosinp in the IhsI of the stream. 'Ihe temple has In-en rebuilt, and the t-Hith, more revertsl than ever sinee the atls.-ijpteil d-structiou, is apain en shrined as an object for adoration. It i ; kept in a pol. I Iik, w rapped in rilnis from tlie sa rod white spider's web, the lirst pol.l lmx b-iiip iticlosetl in eipht other-, of the same precious metal. A LIFE-SAVING STATION. The Government's Exhibit at the World's Fair. An Intereatluft- Feature of the 4 .rest Ef poaltluu hh h Wilt Iteeotue a Permanent in atltutlou. The lif-savinp bureau of the trea.s ury department will In- represented at the Works s Columbian exositi.n at Chieapo by a lifo-savinp station and ap paratus that will show to jH-rfe. tion this humane feature of the federal p-v-ormiieiit. The tin st essn-ntial feature of the exhibit, the station itself, is rap idly neariiip completion on the lake front within the space to Is- dedi -ate.l to the exositi.n. The station will tie fully equipped with all the apparatus pcrtaiiiinp ton tirst-classlake life-savinp station, and ln-sidcs the articles us.il in work 011 the preat lakes it w ill have on exhibition boats of the styles used on the Atlantic and I'acitic coasts and 011 the falls of the Ohio at IjouLsville. with such other apparatus as is ieeu.iar to the work in any part of the I'nited States. For instance, at Iiuisville two life skiffs and two reels are used, this apparatus lieinp in use nowhere else. The station will In manned by one of the repular life savinp erevvs, u h i will IK-rforui a daily 'drill, and it may In' that some of the visitors will have an opportunity t olserve the work as it is actually crfoniiel in storms, for the station is orc.-tisl on one of the most daiiperous parts of the coast ia the vi.-inity of Chi.-ap.i. The station ap paratus and crew are there not only for exhibition, but for business whenever any vi-ssel needs assistance. The station is t be a permanent one when the exposition is over. The pov erntueiit was not able to secure a satis factory title to the site of thv present Chieapo life savinp station, ami in the last sundry civil appropriation bill, con press inserted a proviso that a new sta tion should In- erected within the prounds sot apart for the world's fair, on condition, however, that there must first In- o--dil to the Fnited Slates the title to the site selected. The bureau obtained a pold medal for its exhibit at the fish and fisheries ex hibit in I-ondon, w here it simply showed its apparatus and did not attempt to put il in operation. Superintendent Kim ball is willinp to put the American sys tem into a competitive tost with that used in any other country. The medals and awards received w iil lie placed on exhibit!. n an.l also some apparatus show inp the propress of life savinp in vention. Side by side will Ik shown a minlcrii I.yle pun for throwinp a sue e. .rinp line to the -rew of a di.-.lress,-d vessel and the old-stylo mortar w hich was used when this method of savinp life w as lirst adopted. The bureau has in its possess!. m the first mortar and first ball ever used in America in life savinp work. Ala tut thirty years a;r- it was used to throw a line to the crew of the british ship Ayrshire in danpi-rof poiupoii Squatt lloach, N". J. The ball struck the dock ami carried the line to the passenpors and crow. Ily moans of the life line -JtU persons were saved out of a total of persons 011 Imard. The ship sank and the ball went to the lt tom. Almut twenty years afterward, throiiph the workinp of the waves the ball was broupht to view apain and sent to the life-savinp bureau. ITS FIRST DRAMA. California' Stlrrtoic ..Hillary Production of the 1 rn-rntr .f Uuiilu maT .lul'et. The first theatrical performance pi von in t aliforni.t was in a low one story ad. ln- bu l.linp on the corner of Tactic and Scott streets. Motilerev. lately owned by John A. Swan, a pio neer of 143. The lay was "Homoo and Juliet," John l'l.o-uix 1 1. ieut. Ikerby) essay Hip the character if the lover, an.l a wom an weiphinp two hundred and forty j-ounds, the wife of Serpt. Ilolcomh, playinp the part of Juliet. The date of the play was January 1, 1S4S. Mrs. lliiliiimli had stu.lied her part indus triously, but It-rby turned the balcony scene into a roaiinp farce. J. Tank head Mapruder, colonel of the Third artillery, was the Mercutio. and Capt biirton, U. S. A., was Friar Lawrence, (en., then Lieut. Armistead. who was killed at tietlysbuip, acted as prompter. The second performance was "Ham let," "Tho'iiix" playinp the part of the melancholy Dane and Mapruder the (ihost. The (ihost hatl been diuinp with S-iiors Alvura.lo and Arpucllo, and ha.1 partaken of apuardiente and native wine so cordially that his utter ances were more spirituous than sepul chral, and he nearly spoiled Ophelia's flower scene, too, by cominp in and presentinp Laertes afllictcd sister with a lniuquct of cabbape heads. Fourteen of the auditors upon these two occa sions lieeame peneral officers durinp the war of the rebellion, ainonp w hom were Kearny, Mapruder, burton. Mason, Armistead, Stoiieman, Uey Holds.. LOCOMOTIVES FOR THE FAIR. lulereatliir IlnclUh ICallway Kxhlhlt, to He Seot to the World. I air. The prospects for a mapnificent and comprehensive exhibit in the depart ment of transportation are exeee-linply bripht. The recent business trip of Chief Smith to Lurope was attended with far more successful and pratifyinp results than were anticipated. While the most famous shipbuilders of lireat britain will send the larpost and finest collection of models of battleshis. cruisers, yachts, merchant vessels, steamers, etc., that ever was sent to any country for exhibition purpse"., the railway feature will tie- quite as prom inent. ;The lcadiup Knplish railways are fully aroused v the iinportan.-e of K-inp adiipiately represenUl. The Ijondon & Northwestern railway will send rver a complete train of cars headed by the superb compound loo niot'oV tlreat Hritain. This will afford an opportunity of eontrastinp the Knp lish compartment style of travelinp and sloepinp cars with our own im proved Wapner an.l bull man nictlnnls. The Kime railway will also show spHi nieusof their jH-nnanent way and pive protu al illustrations of t heir sipnalinp system. The Ijondon, Chatham A Itovor railway will tit only show the sipnals in use on their line, but full models of the t-lepant steamers employ oil in their channel service. The tlroat Western railway will send the "I.rd of the J Isles," the f ami us old sevctiteen-fiajt I paupe locomotive which w as built for that roud. OUR INLAND NAVIGATION. (irrtt Cin-imrn UI Ponnllitlit h-. Itef.ire the Aiiu-rtea.n Itepuhlte. The preat waterways of this country are capable of a wonderful prowth and improvement. The recent disasters upon the Mississippi should lie puard.sl apaiust as much as circumstances w ill allow. And speakinp of the Mississippi, the day is not far distant win 11 its northern arm will In- connected w ith our inland oceans and a ship may sail from New Orleans to 'hieapo. Then will cum -the Nicarapua canal, by whi. h that same vessel may proc--il directly int tho Tacilie and down the western coast of South America- '1 here is no doubt, says the New York Islper. that a ship canal will lie cut f mm tho lakes to the Atlantic. Cm press has already Ins-n asked to provide for surveys and make estimates, and when lirolhcr Jonathan pets so far, the end is assur-d. Canada is -nlarpit:p thosr waterways which would a-lmit british war vessels from tin- St. Law rence river to these lak-s. and at pres ent we have no avenue of approach. I'mlcr those conditions, in a few years from date, the prayhouinls of the ocean will traverse lakes brie, Huron. Mi.-hi-pan and SujHTior, an.horinp in Chieapo and Ihiluth. A direet dinection, via the enlarp-l KrU- canal and the Hudson river, will open up another stream for trail to to New York. Talk of shijt huildiupand revivi-il maritime interests! What will one la-hold who lives another fifty years? That not only rail ways but naval supremacy ln-loiips to this ropuli lie. And that supremacy will entail a commercial importance w hich to-day is only feebly shadowcsL JAPANESE ENTERPRISE. Amerlrao Marhlnery Knahlea Them to I o Uenuiirkahle Thni;a. Japan has recently piven a strikinp example of what can Ik- done in the de velopment of water-jaiwcr, with the aid of electricity. Alxiut seven miles from the City of Kioto is Lake biwa, havitip an area of 5nj square miles at an eleva tion of 14:1 feet. From the lake to Kioto a navipable canal has In-en cut iuvolvinp two miles of tunnel and a lonp aqueduct. On rcaohinp the city there is a sharp decline of lis feet. The difference in level is overcome by i:i cliiicd planeways 2, loo feet in lenpth. on which Imats are raistil and lowered fr tn . me canal t t he . ther. Thes- plane ways are op-ratel by eh-ctric motors, which are driven by turbiiis usitip the fall just 1111 ntioiicd. The wheels are supplinl with water from the hiph-level canal by three lines of thirty-six-i:ich pijK-. l,:ioo feet in lenpth, deliver ing the water under a head of 1(K) feet. Not only do these water-wheels furnish piwer to run the electric peiu-rator for the planoway iuotirs. but they also ojierate another dynamo whose current is tlistribuUsl to motors whi.-h run rice mills, spiiniinp mills, a wat- h faetn-y. etc.. an.l also drive an arc and incandes cent liphtinp plant. The whole work cost about f l.iiHI.lMO. It is iaU-rcstinp to note that w hile the enterprise was planned and ox-scutcd by the eminent Japanese ciipinoor, Tenal-e. the water wheels are Ami rican. the dyiiainos ar American and the mot-.rsand lamps are American. Our Japanese friends have always shown preat partiality for elec trical apparatus from the l'nit-d States, aiwl do not seem to care to buy any where else. FROM THE MOON TO IOWA. An Aerolite Sold to the llrltloh Mum-umi for -a..-,.K. I In-liove it is now pretty peneral ly admitted that aerolites or meteorites come from v.ilcan.ns on tho moon. One of the most remarkable of those falls of stones from the uj.jn r repioii of the air occurred in May, Jiii. tne stone fallinp upon the farm of Mrs. C. 11. Terry, of Lmmctt county. Iowa. Lit oris wire made to have the stone removed to the museum of the llaveii imrt (la.) Acalemy of S-ience, but as such a proceed inp would entail an ex pense of s. uiiothiiip like iSHt tho moss backs of that institution let the sc heme fall throupti, the attempt to raise the money luivinp resulted ih a llat failure. 1 iiiaiiy a -Mr. Uerpe, of Keokuk, made a trip to Lmmott county for the pur pose of iiisjiootiiip the curiosity, says the Thiladt iphia Tress. After pivinp it a thorouph chemical examination he came to tho conclusion that it was wholly unlike anythinp in the aerolite line that had ever lieen attracted to our ploln.-. by a lino sys tem of chemical tests he found that it was composed of earth, triolite, iron, nickel, cobalt, pold, silver, mapnosia, alumina, snla, lithia and jnitassium. llerpe boupht the .nldity of .Mrs. Terry for HM, and pave the tenant of the farm i-0 more for his "ripht" and his help. It was reinovtvl to Keokuk and ex hibited there for some time. At last the curators of the british museum, who had learned of the odd combina tion of minerals in the stone's make-up. sent an apent to purchase it. After much bickerinp the royal institution pave Mr. Iterpe M1.500 for his "moon stone." It weiphed 4:1 pounds. Wellington'. Ila.lt le steed. Copenhapen, the battle steed which carried the duke of Wellinpton fourtcn hours at a stretch at Waterlmi, has ln-en hoiiori-d with a monument at Strath lleldsaye. the country stat of the duke, british pajx-rs have a lot of aneedotes to tell of the horse, one of which says that the brute was buriisl one cold win try moriiinp at six o'clock, and that the old duke turned out himself at that un canny hour to attend the funeral, lie saw in dismay that one hoof of the dead horse was without a slim', at which sipht he prow very anpry. After the funeral he ordered a search to In- made for the lost shoe and a pnaim broupht one. sayinp it was C ipoiihapen's. The duke was pleased an.l had the relic made up as an inkstand for a lastiup memorial of his faithful steed. A Natural t'onrlualon. At the now lu me for fresh air chil dren at Kidpewmnl, N. J., the rector of Christ Lur-.h f that villape was ad dressinp the children, lie told them how sin tended to mar all that was pocal, and held ln,-fore tLum the illus- t ration of the blossom in its VI if: ht and the younp fruit in its ilisupti re incut caused by the wonn that s-ized ujn.n them in-fore they matured. "S sin enters the heart and defiles it, he said. Then, after a moment, added: "Now, Iniys, what is sin?" "Worms:" came back the answer from his juvenile audience. SOCIKTY THIEVES. Swell Quests "Who Proy Upon Their Hosts at Canauota. A llete-rtlve'a 1'reaenee Now lEisjulred at t a.til.Mialile l.at lo-rlii-;. lu New Vrk ti Wateli Ivlepto-in-Arnea. Lverylnvly has hoard of the "Quator r.iemo." the professional "fourteenth H-rson" at dinners. There wen men in Tar is riot so very many years apo who made it a business to serve at short ri' tice as puests at banquets where the a s-i.leiit of t iiirton at table n-curred, thus satisfy inp the sup-.-rstitious by add inp one to the iiu:idn-r. 'I he jin'.i vi-lual thus called in w as int r nbice.l as a friend invited to th- n-past, and th.-n- was nothitip alnmt his appearance or d meaiii r w hich could arouse suspieion that he was not present 011 the same f.Mitinp with the others. It M-cms snrj.risinp to lind such a cus tom, in a modified f-rm, tu w I y ii-tro- ilu-eil into New York wn-icty. says a c..r resjv indent in the St. Ijouisl iloln--! tetiio-irat- The fashionable In-st.-ss now-a-days, in pivinp a dinner commonly cii papes a let-ctive of peutlcinaii'y a-Jn-ct and al!rss to take the part of a pa.-st at her table. IL is invited, not for any suiH-rstitious reason, tr.it to j-.r. .toot the tableware and other househol.l projn-r-ty from Ininp stolen by the other diners. Most stranpc d-n-s it apjx'ar that the entertaiiu-r should take such a precaution apainst possible dishonesty on the part of the in-opio whom r,ho kliows well enotiph to rcpaie with inti mate hospitality, but i-xjn -rieiiee has shown that it is very necessary. Such artich-s as solid pold sinnsare very likelv to In." jMn-keted. and the f;ut has lonp In-en ii- itorious that 110 small and easily piii-e of bric-a-brae is safe in the most exclusive drawinp-nioiii. "Kh-jv-mania" is the term charitably applied to a tliievinp habit which is not so very rare aui tiip persons of p1 nl sK'ial stan.'iiip. "The other day at Newport," said the chief of the principal detective apency in this city, "one of my men was cm ployed to look out for a larpc reception. Il'- saw a handsomely-dressed woman delitn-ratcly take and sii-reto the tojiuf a In-autiful vhn'. The object could have ln-en of Iio use to her, but the h iss of it would have spoihil an ornanietit worth f.",imo. He stopped up to her and said pleasantly: 'Madam, I presume that you want to have a duplicate of that vase?' "Oh, yes,' she replied in soii.e confusion. 'Well,' he replied. "I puess vmi had ln-ttcr put it back, ami you can pet a duplicate by sondinp your artist h -ri-.' Of course she pave it up at once Nothinp more was said save that h-r name w as reported to the hostess, who dropped it from the list. 'I hat ir. the way we always rnanapc. Ii'p.isure d.n-s 110 pmnl in sii'-h cases. The same metii'nl is practiced at a din ner, whore the detective keeps a quiet wat -h up-m thinps, only eatii;p and driiikinp eiiouph to keep tip appear anocs. line lady of my acquaintance has all of her most valuable bric-a-br:u-fasteni-d si-curcly, so that the articles cannot In- removo.l. She has piveii up havitip silver-l:nki-d brushes and other precious appurtenances in tho dressinp pmm:, at her parties, ln-cause they were stolen so frequently. "Itut it is at woddinps cliiofiy that the s. n-iety kleptomania-s pet in their work. At larpe affairs of the kind we are sometimes called upon t furnish as many as thr-o iiieti one to walk alt.t in the r ncii where the pri-seiits are -x-tnisi-d. another to stand by the dia monds and a third to remain oe.tsi.le on the sidewalk, for the psirposc of k.s-p-inp professional thieves from entcrinp the house. It is a fact that tl;i-ves in ther.'pul.ir line of business carefully watch tlu- aniiou:i'etnc!its of swell wildinps with a view to robtn-ry. "My oi-si-rvat ion has shown that kleptomania is actually a disease. It is much more common amonp women than men. Furthermore it is in a sense inherited, and the investigation in many oases has tended to sh iw that ionpinps on the part of a mother will thus affect her Ullin mi child. So thor oughly am I eoiivinood that victims of it are not responsible that I always try to protect them from exposure. They steal not from any necessity, but from morbid fancy. At tho same time they come uiuler the head of 'opportunity thieves they only yield t the tempta tion when p.nnl chanees offer, and they think they are wvnre from lete-tioii. Not lonp apo I canpht a woman of the hiphest social position in the act f so eretinira diamond brtanli at a jeweU-r's. I followtsl her earriapo home, asked to see her privately, and obtained from her a six hundred-dollar check, which was the price of the article stolen. Her husband is one of the ln-st know n men in Now York financial circles. He never heard of the transaction. What would have ln-en the use .if creatinp a scandal'." A DEADLY POISON. Thrraib from the I lam h 00 C'uu.e a, Ter rilile I teal h. The bamlnvo. the rotls of w hich are useful in so many ways, is used by the Japanese as a means w ith w hich they wreak V:t-r venpeanco on offenders and enemies, for it contains a poison of a terribly destructive nature, w hich causes a slow and pa'.nftd death, and is nil the m-re pernicious, as it can In- ad ministered in a manner that dclios do tec ti n. The powerful poison is found close to the knots of the hamlam reed in th." fonn of sharp, black, fibrous threads which can Ik' easily removed with a knife, a piece of plass, or any other out tinp instrument. Mixed with water or f.nnl they are :.Visi-rlnsl without ln-inp noticed, and they s-tth' at on-e in the throat or other air passapi-s. which they eon.mence to obstruct, pnnlucinp a wretched oouph and in'.li.iniiiation which ends in ttiln-rculosis and other mortal disoas-s of the lunp aud throat, with ultimate death. Tr.n.fs of this v.'cre obtained in experimentinp with a dop. The ymptolIls were as follows: Ioss of appetite, incrcasiiip thirst, oouph and c;nvtorati. n, loss of llesh, protrudinp eyes, manifest anxiety and oppression, w ith .h ath follow inp in a short time. Wanted a change. Lon? term Wi.liam "W hat 1L1 "you want to tell that kind lady you were in for a double murder, you petty larcncy thief .'" A. Jay Hallrack "I'm sick of tracts an.l kill-me-qiiick cipars; what I want is sweet suiciliiip ajsies." Js. Y. Herald. THE SHOP GIRLS OF PARIS. Their Condition leacrllM-d One of C.reat llArlnhli. The new order of thinps in France, which is to emancipate the worke rs and fr.-e every taaly from evorythinp. inclini itip. in one cotispicttotis case, even W ork, is apparently for men only. Tin-chamln-rof dejiuties recently r.fusi-d, I'ractii-ally, to ovtend to women work ers the law for the r.-pulat ion . f t he conditions of work in workshops, dis puisinp the refusal under the form of an adjournment of the matter on the pretext that the prievatn'os of the wom en an- riot yet rijn. for discussion,, of course, women have no votes. The simp jrirls of Taris held ameetinpat the bourse .hi Travail recently to pro test apainst the action of the chamber. The condition of the Taris shop pir's is devriln-d as one of preat liar lship. They have to Ih- in the shop from thir-t.-en to fourteen hours a day, receive very small pay, and are expected to dress well. At some few stores, as the lion Marche, their circum -1 an.-es lire more pleasant, but in peneral tin- p'.t is in the preat stores have a hard time. Th.-y are -ompc!lcl to stand all the time they are at work, and the air of the stores is far from exhilaratinp. Skilled work pirls in France, s;.ys the New York Sun, are much b.-tter "'.f than th.s- in stores. Statistics pre sented at the -on press femin.-ste by Mine. Vincent a few days apo show that out of H'.o.Vi.oiNi artisans in France then are I.II.'i.IKIO women, wlm receive in w ap.-s or dividends nearly f.V.xi, 111,1. 000 a year. They, of course, receive 11111 h less in proportion to the work they do than the men. but notwith stan.linp this f a -t they draw thirty-live jn-r cent, of the -ntire sum spent in wapes. In Taris there are s.ooti women d inp business on an independent foot inp. and of :i.s."is suits j-.tdped last year by the I'ouiicil of prudhomtu.-s l,ii74 e. inei-rn.sl in irk w i.'ik ii. A FAIRY LAMPLIGHTER. An IiiCP-ilon Little Story of the Iji.I Hour f the I'oet Keat-l. Aff-ti-n often inspires inpenuity. In a recent life of Joseph Severn the nar rative of the artist's care of the pm-1 Keats in his last illness includes a new and pra-cful incident, says t e Thila il. -Iphia Ueeord. Severn, worn out will watchinp and tireless service, ivmili sometimes .Imp asleep and allow 1 hi candle to po out. thus h-avinp the si.-U man in darkness, which he dreaded. Uea'.i.inp that this was liable to occur, Severn hit umn a happy device to keep the lipht still burnimr. in-.-veiiiiip he fastened a thread from the 1m .t torn of the candle, already liphted, to tho wick at the top of another unliphtcd one set ready near by. Not In-hip sure that the experiment would su. ed, Ik had not mentioned it. and when, later on. he f.-M nappinp as the first candle v;:s b-.irnitip low. the inv;lid was too i-'iii-sidi-rule to awake him. but lay patient ly awaitinp the extinction of the llick erinp ll.ime. Suddenly, just as he cx-pis-ted phaiin and bla -kness, the eoii-n.s-tinp thread too lino an.l distant for him to sit eaupht fire and a tiny spark In-iran to nin alouir it. Then lie waked the sle"inp tiurs- with an ex clamation of j .al surprise. "Severn' Severn"' he cried. "Here's a little fairy latnpliphter actually lit up the other candle!" Hut it was only the poinl fairy of many sick rooms, lovinp forethoupht, that liphted the candle. GREAT COAL CONSUMERS. Immeiiae Amount of I ui l Taed on t.arce Ocean I.lnera. Ocean steamships consume much more fuel than the avcrape jx-rs..ii is aware of.' Take for an instance the vessels of the Orient line, which make repular trips ln-twcin Australia ami Ctvat britain. Tin fastest steamer of that line, s.iys the St. Louis Uepublic. is the Austral, which makes the voyape from I.'iidon to Sydney in :;.i days. Dnrinp the "trip out" she never us -s less than 'i.tir.o tons of coal, and on tho return voyape iften as much as 4,0110 tons. She has three coalir.p station's, and bunkers that will hold -2.7' 0 tons without overcrow dinp. Knplish-Amer-ican "liners" like the Orepon eoiisiime :::;o tons of coal jkt day for every day K'lwis-n biverpixil and Now York. The stcrlinp Castle went to China for a load of tea. She broupht back a earpo 1 if o.-J00 t ns of that st aple Chinese ei im m.nlity. but eonsum.-d "i.lloo tons of coal in niakinp the round trip from biver p.ml. liumeuse stn-ks of coal are con stantly kept n hand at St. Vincent, Madeira, Tort Said. Sinpapore and other Oriental coal inp stations, there ln-inp often as much as -joo.otlo tons in store at the last named place. Aihm'i I list Wire. Aeoordinp to the Jewish Talmud, Liiilh. the fabled "mother of di-tnons." was taken to wife by Adam, our lirst parent, prior to the appearance of Lvo upon the scone. Ueinp the lepondary mother of all evil spirits, one would quite naturally accept the story as a fact when told that she became tinman apeable and triisl to suporsoile Ailam as lord of all creation. Thwarted in these, her evil desipns, she tmik to the repioiis of the air, w h.-re. as a specter in the puise of a ln-autiful woman, she lies in wait for and pounocs tqvin defenseless children. Some ipnorant buropi-aii Jews Im-Hcvc that the ln-autiful murder ess still inhabits the air almvo our earthly alnnles. waitinp with the pa tience of a demon for a chance to mur der their little ones. It is said that the word "lullaby" is a corruption of the words "Libia, abi," or "bepono, Lil ith," words us-d as a charm by the su perstitious mothers of the middle apes. Some Name Oddltiea. Ainonp the peculiar names entered upon the old record lnmks nt the front I'niversity at Oxford may In- found the follow inp: John JJollwcathcr, Alan Svet-in-lH-dde, Alicia Thoriidmlper, Hnph llaliwaterchrk. John do Ilalf Iiaked. Isiuic Wakeful. Dr. Sleep. W il liaine blakcintliemotith.OslKTt llialniltis (I)evil), Thomas Ouehaud. Aptn-s black mantle, Thomas Craikshi.-ld, C. W cll bcloved, Klchard 1 )rink water (sjM-lh-d I iryuukowattore in the old nrnnll, Christopher Tipp, John Kattlebao-pape (he had likely ln-i-n a jmrtcr), Williame 1'h-new atvr.l 'ulco Twcl vwp-ne,Tlii Unas Souralo, i ialfri.lds Hrinkdreppes, Iv.-ry Mallet, Tiue t'jCin, Johannes tio-to-ln- lde. Kalph Fulpames, Uiver Jordan, John Littl.-john, Tctvr Lc Chaise (Tetcr the Coo;.- ). Savape Ik-arc. Du kie Urake. Iiuck Slapps. True Haw k. ami hundrj.U of others almost equally odd and outlandish.