i air- ,ked tint? f Z 9 a a.' t,a'1"1d t Cnml,-, Froeinnn. 1 i tit II aria-si Weekly at lBf.Ml', A9IBI CO., PrSSil., r.T JAMES U. IIASMtt, tiUiin'titerJ "-'i-ruln!"-!. 1,2"0 tuie i"T' 0.1 I ye .1.1 do do ch in advance tl M n i1 within 3 nionthn. 1 75 it not J' v l.l wnl'ln a months. ' no II u. l 1 aid Kitbio the J ear . 'J iii r ToVTOD' reftdmir outside of the county . "nt additional .er year will be chanced to . no Dl will the above terra be de- ! troin. and those who don t commit, tneir ' n .1 irret " pay in In s.tvar.ce mom nt ' '., 1." le ilsced on the a nine "ootlcir a those who 5" ' 1 -l tren '" he fltlnctly understood truui lh , ..w -..rra. . . ! f or your iiarer before you stop It. If st i " in onr hut uraliiwaiti -lo utherwt-e " ' .... ml.iv ' - J".o-. the We To supily you or your boy with honest, reliable Clothing, Furnish inirs ;m.l Hats at LOWER PRICES than any other house in the city. The large business we are doing enab'es us to ofier Extra onlin try Bargains every day in the year. We want to make this a h inner month, and have marked Overcoats and Suits so low you can't help burins: them if you see them. ;,i IS.ivs" Ovorroats anil Suits at V.. t i. IliijV OviTCDiits aixl Suits ;it ..'.7.". li.i'v-i' Overcoats and Suits at . , lt.ivs' oven-oats ami Suits at .m. COME EARLY AND AVOID THE CROWD. 0 emi Ave. GANSMAN'S m mm AYe Largest Clothiers and Furnishers, ALtOOIMA, pa. n. K. OfMST, Hmtrmmmn. Ton par n Tlio viialiwlll The PEOPLE'S STORE, Fifth Avenue. r FTSBURC. Xoviltis for (Jliristmas Gifr.s ! li 1 111 nun r a ml 3finjniflrent Iiilni TOYS. .MECH ANICAL TOYS. CHINA WARE. 1MIOTO. FRAMES. WORK ROXES. i: lOKS, liAMKS. I'li'llKKS. I'AI'ETKKIKS. Kte. FANCY liOXES. Etc. The Cheapest books in Western Pennsylvania. A Woolen Suit Pattern ) A Silk Dress Lenc'h or a J-MAKE A NICE OIFT. A Var; Wrap or .Jacket ) Our Mail itnli-r I)viirtntent mttki 11 rttrrfiil st lrrtiutt fur till fn-uplc irm arc inutlilr lit nom- f the rilfi All ijihhIa run he tttrefullij hiUl inrmj until irnntc1. CAMPBELL & DICK, S3, So. 87 anil 8'. Fifth Ave., ITTTSIIUIKJ. Yon piy n The t will OILS! OILS! The Standard Oil Company, of Pittsbur?, Pa., make a specialty of manufacturing for the domes tic tra.le the finest brands of Dloinatin? and Lubricating Oils, Naphtha and Gasoline That can he M&DE FROM PHBOLEOH. We challenge comparison with tvery known proiluct of petrol tum. If you wish thb most bt:DEirmly : Mactory : tils in the market a.sk for ours. STANDARD OIL COMPANY, PITTSBURG. PA MIW 1H TIIK 1 11 1: T ft Sh-.t iiin or Kltt. nj we bve the to .?lf-t from. We have them I J UW Barrel BREEfH LOADERS. KOI V50 I P. SINGLE BREEfH LOADERS, 1 nun st.oo i p. M !m . .1 Midi. T.Hila. etc Una 1 rt 11 ni ln,tn..niM. Wntrhfi Jewlrj.tll7erre, Wci'ft iq I'etin Ivanta. K SMIT. :ml ;ot Smiihfleld itrei-t, PitTuburx. .'B-Seni '"r oaT nnul ?ata- i. in-e ol rharire. i3.1U 3m Wall Papeii. "wi -. to iKir Mail Departnw nt "f ii- w -.irnpiesof ly.i. Niee Pairs Solid Oilt. from l.V. to .; !' Iln. iosed urtd Irridesent Pap-rs "'"ii . tu ..oi'. roll. J. KERTO MILLER & CO., r.n Sniithfield St., PITT-SP.URC.H, PA.f ''ii-jn tli is paper.) I t.vn.i Mountain House 1 SHAVING PARLOR! KRRE STREET, EBENSBORG. ltlrT"' ka',wn nA ,onK etMlhel tshariDK ""411.1 "-m!i n eotre trt. 00- 'TJ t,,' 'XO-Hara. I'avli v Lath Vnr, ,In" -nw will ecnrrle-1 on la the eAiii ivN,:- "AIR l.TTIIN( AN II ..-. "!" In the Leatect and iuit t lJtJ'""r- 'len Towl a upeclaliy. " 'te.i i,n at their reciileDcea. HMK 11. O IST. s- Proprietor fgia 6;stp Cera Phatsr IT'!? Corn lr.,i.i.r n.nl rmmL m"'i'i. iesi for Ctii:ri V ApV- E- PARQUHAfl CO. Ihgw . YORK. PA. JJssJLAnrif: iLLusmaTto Catalogue, 1 "k luTtm; mr.na , ',he ""l J'l'' ' North. JAS. C. HASSON. Editor and VOLUME XXV. ir..ii Men's OvrrciHits and Suits at ?10.). IS.i Men's Overcoats and Suits at ..1).) Men's JJvercoats and Suits at 1.".0. i-.'.".o Men's Oven-oats and Suits at ?is.ti. vlMit. pay yon II DO M.S. CLOCKS. AI.ltl'MS. NOVELTIES. ISRIC-A-URAl", Etc. IL a llt pay yon. Ak my narrntu for W. I.. Ioualai Shorn. If nol lor ii I e in your plate 11 K your dealer In arnil for rnlitlouue. nfrurf lta aveufy. uu.t irrl tliem lor on. TAKE Nt M IBSTITl'TE. t3 WHY IS THE L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE THE BEST SHOE M THE WORLD FOR THE MONEY? Jt U a seamlr-ss shfwi. -Willi u tui-lcs or wax thread to hurt the f i-l; rual ot the Insl line calf, Ktylb.li uild emv, anil brrnttse trr mnke mttrf mhttra tiiis yrfteir thtn tin nttu r Minnufitct rr. It equals buul kwii1 ithiHH citln f mm Sl.MJ to cVVmi. CCS OO Urniiiiir Uninl-sewril, the flnestcalf : 99a Um- ever ofTt're.1 lur oquals Kreuili liiHirti 1 Hlinea whh'li ciM fnnn to.OI.'i:;'. A 00 llnol-Sevel Writ Slme. l!no ralf. 3S- atyllsh. eoiiifnrtnhle and ilurnlile. jliel-t Hlioe p?ir fltn-il At tlila irleo ; nmo prailo a cu t'ini-iiia'l' iIkm- conflux frmil i;.t.i to Jtn.'.l. C2 5 30 Police liort I nrmi-rn. llnllmnil Men i)Oi anrt lA'ttiTt"iirrnr5nll wear them: linecaW. aeniiiles, Hiiiootti inslilc. hruvy tlin-o w.l . exit 11 non me pair will wear n year. r ,ll tine -call's 110 iM'ttcr Bhin ever offered at a thin irl'r.-; 'lie trial will couvlu-e llione who want a sIhh for comfort ntul stvIcc. CO 'i-i "'"I j'-.OO WurkiiiciuairN fhwa JamB are vcrv sTroii4t mill ilur;ill. l liosc who hnve kIvcii th-m a trial will wcttr 110 (itlier make. nnue) Ki.llil iiud 11.73 fccho.il bI:-ii ure C3wjFd w.ira ly the iMivHcvcrvulicn-i thcyscll on tnt'Tr mcrltn, ni t'i- I.M-rcusIn kiiU- show. -1 ! Js:t.O ilaml cvcd kIioc. best LmJ U ICS lioui-oln. vcr- siyliKh: ciiualsln-ucli iiniiortcl sho.s costiinrfroiu ftl.i.' In S-'"'- l.n.lira' -i.Mt. nail 1.7-1 shoe for il!x-arc th l-i-st fiulxiiola. st vlisiiaud iluraliln. notion. s.-c tbat w. I.. Ixuii-lai' immo aud pnee are 8laiiH.l on in- Nttm of each ahoe. v. 1 00 I O I. AS, Itrocktou. 3Iaaa. C. T. ROBERTS, A (rent, r.brealMirCi Pa. jul'J3. im ROHERT EVANS, I .1. . 'f f ' I i . - UNDERTAKER, AND NANtJFAOTt'REK OF and dealer In all Wind ol ITKNITCKE, r-A toll line ol CarkeU alwayi on baad.- Bodies Embalmed WHEN KEClUIKED. Apt AO 89 NOT DEAD YET! VALLIE LUTTRINCER, m avufacturbr or TIN, COPPER AND SHEET-IRON WARE AND TIN ROOFING. Keipaottnlly Icrlte the attention 01 hli Irlendi and Me pabllein iceneral to the tact that be la itlll earrjlBK on haRlnea at the old Hand opposite the Mountain Hoa.ae. Ehenahont, and It prepared to apply from a lance "lock, or manulactariott to or der, any article In ht line, from the imalleat to the larareat. In the beat manner and at the loweat llrlnir prioa. .jfr-No penitentiary work either made nr sold at tb le eiiatvllshment. TIN ItUOFINO SI'KCIAlTY. (lire me a eall and f atlvfy y oaraelre aa to my work and prloaa V i-UniUN(EM. Lenahutx. Aiirll 13. 1883-tl. TOIVEAK.MEN Sanrlny Irom the rfleeta it outhiol rr..r. ear ly decay. traftlnK freak tutnr , loat manli'Mid. ele . 1 ill vend a valuable ueatlre -elel) conia'nlnif full particular lor liouie cure f - KG of charge. A Splendid tnedleal work, should be read by ev ery man who is nrrvoua end d'nlittert. Addrevs frof. r. V, JOWIIK, I0!lll, t'tnn, People 1 gr r us' r . ' y y'l'ayii '"-' ' ' '" '-' Proprietor. " WHEN MY SHIP CUMES IN." 'Tien my uhlp cornea In," runs the young man k nop 1,'. "TVliat brave tLinTS shall I do .Vith the strcus'lh I my wealth and the joyous thniug Or friends stout-hearted aud true V :Ie watches and waits 'neath storm and sua lly the shore of his life's broad sea. And the days of his y utn are quickly run. Yet never a sail siiiea he. My ship has fron? down '" in s iherer at rain Sin -s the man. nn 1 to duty turns. He fori; -is th- shii I 1 his toil ami pain. And no louder his younv liojie burns. Vet ncain by the shtr-? he stands prown old With tiie eouse of his years well spent. And mzins out on the d -cp behold, A dim ship landward bent: No banner she flies, no snnjrs are born.. From herdi c'.s as nlie. uears the land; Silent with sail all so-ubor a-. I torn" She is afe at last by th strand And lo! To the man's old air she has brought Not the treasures he th-:u J.:t to win. Hut honor, content and love life-wrought, And ho fries: '11 n my shi;i come 1:1 M. A. I Wolfe Howe, Jun., in Harper's Weekly. IX THE S3LYLLEY SET. The Ambition of a t.!fe and How it Was Realized. Very few of th women in Potts town con Id hare told you. if snd lenly questioned, what were their aims in life. They tri.-.l fm:n d;ij- to day and hour t hour to their duty to husband, children, home and the church. lint Mrs. Loner had tine ambition, me clearly defined purpose. It was to In" utlui:tt.l to the Stna'.ley s-.t. She irol al ly never put this desire into words, even to herself, 5mt it dotninaUtl ,lcr life. Now the Smalley cl'iin did not ly iny means compriso the most scholarly r relined r ln-st lired, nor even the wealthiest, people iu Pottstown. Their claim to s'H-ial tiistinction was liased solely upon thei fact that thy h:i,l lived in Pottstown lonprer than t'ltr ncio-lilK.rs. Outsiders wondered why anybody should stiy in the little smoky mill town who conlil (fs-t imt of it. Hut thes people, sinin'y Ivoanse they h.ld lived forthr e jrenerations in itssmo'.ie und rriin-.'. le.-ld th;'iir..elve.s li:s nr'.it ily aliKif from later co.ner -., whom thovre Tarded very much as the nol.les of Saint licrmain did the canaille of lkina parte's lay. Mrs. l.oper wps a newcomer. Sin was descended from a rol o'd rcvolu ionary family. Her husband was t awycr of ability: his eloquence hat aincd him a reputation thron-'hou" he state. I le was a man of integrity I mueli distinction in manner am haraeter; h- was aiiie to support hi .'ife in comfort even luxury. JJtt Irs- Loper. cominfr lo live in Putts own a lew years after her i.iarriaye elt herself to b one of the canaille. Mrs. Smalley did not call upon her. There were many other wmnon ir. he town out'-i.le of this exclusive cir le. Mrs. .ludjre Pierce, the otately old ndy in the front house on the hill, lad niietl3 withdrawn from it- She ooked with cold disapproval upon drs. Smalley and her fast, foolish joterio. The hanjrdons pathered a nnsical. literary proup about them anil teenly enjoyed their social life. There were many .-amest, devout people, too, who were wholly occupied with chari table and relipious work, and never spent a thought on their fashionable nei;-hlors. Mrs. Loper knew that she could find congenial companions amonif any of these people in her secret soul she sneered at little Mrs. Smallcy's igno rance and vulg-ar pretensions but she was wretched as Ion? as that arbiter of society in Pottstown did not call nor invite her to her receptions. For, although the Smalley set was pretentious and under bred, it was ac knowledged to be the liiiut t'li of Potts town. If you had a card to Mr?. Smalloy's receptions, 3-011 belonged t( 'society.'' If your house stood upon the hill on which she and her friends lived, it was worth several thousands more than if it was iu a pleasant quar ter. (Of course it is only in Pottstown that this absurd condition of affairs ex ists in this country). Mrs. Smalley appreciated to the full the power which circumstances had placed in her hands. Her favor was not easily won. Years passed and sh had not yet recognized Mrs. Lopcr's presence in the town. In that time Sarah Loper, who had much strenjrth of character, would have accepted and submitted to any other misfortune blindness or a lame lep, for example. She would not bubmit to social ostra cism. T must visit in the best society or not at all," she told her husband. She worked her way into a chari table organization in order that she might met Mrs. Smalley on the com mittees. Next, she pave up the pew which they occupied in the old church and took a costly one in the new edi fice in which most of the Jirahtuin caste were members. Now, her husband protected Tcbe mently. "I am deeply attached to old Dr. Mallinp." he said. "He helps my soul on its way to Heaven. As for this fiiifhty boy in the new church, I can not hear him with patience; he shal low and inexperienced. I will uot pro'nise to po with you. Sarah." Mrs. Loper was danntod, but only for a moment. The prize was so preat for which she played. To pain it Mr. Loper mipht submit to Ik bored for an hour on Sundays, surely. She took the pew and contributed larpely to all church cxjicnses. When after a month or two, some of the ex clusive set called upon her, her triumph was so preat that she scarcely noticed that her husband remained at home on Sundays and by deprees be came indifferent to all church work. When they were first married they funned the habit of studyinp a chapter in the llil.le topether every inornmp. Hut Mrs. Lopcr's time was so occupied now with I'.er six:ial duties that she ncplceted it. At first, when she saw her husband sitting alone with his P.ible. her heart pave her :t wrench o pain, but after a few weeks he, too, pave up the habit. In other ways their lives were affected b3' her new ambition. They had nourished hiph hopes for thcit children, and made many anxious plans to insure them sound hea.tli, sane. sr"tig minds and noble char acters. .VIuti Jiob was but a yeiir old t'ley 1i;oi l" i'.iii to C'iilne ifit-.t t ' HK IS A FBEFMAK -WHOM THE TKCTH ERENSRURG. PA.. FRIDAY DECEMI ER1S, 1MH ciaiius of diifercnt colleges. Wluie Nelly was a baby on her breast Mrs. L..pcr hud dreamed out her future as a hel;.ul Christian wife and mother. Her aims for the children were changed now. llob was kept away from school to practice a part in tableaux and private theatricals, in which he appeared in a Directoire cirs tume of velvet and laee. Nelly s-am learned that the object of her life was to ila nee, to sing, to appear in pretty new gowns, to make herself conspicu ous among the other children, in the hop that Irene Smalley would invite her to her I'hiistmas ball. Their father made a feeble protest. 'Our whole motive of life is changed. Saralu" he saiiL The minds of the children are filled with trill -.'S. Our homo life is pone, and instead there is a constant buzz and tumult aiHint dress and balls or some other folly." "I do not consider the social position of my children a tritle or folly," she re plied, sharply. 'I only know." he answered, ''that you once hoped to fit them to ! Il.-I's servants in this world and the xt Now your highest hope is to tit .. em for the Smalley set." She did not reply. The subject was never broached between them again. Mr. Loner's death a vea- later left her a wealthy widow with no" restraint j upon her social ambition. She sue- j ceeded in paining a foothold in the ' fashionable circle. It was not secure. I and she was perpetually forced to cur ry their favor by mean little arts for which she despised herself. I!ob. much to her delight, became the intimate friend of Jem Smalley. It was whis pered in Pottstown that Sma ley as corrupting the ly, and would make I in as profligate as himself. Hut. ti;s tin Tri er, when she saw her Ikiv driving or riding with tlie leader of fa-i.ioii. ltd 1 not ask what lesson of life he was I learning from him. Nelly gave her mother many a heart ache. She ha I formed an attachment t a poor young clerk who had no capital but industry and energy. When Dr. Sonnies b:gan to pay her attention, her mother compelled her to encourage him. "lie is old enough to le my grand father." the pill protested. "He has ' be:-n a life-long drunkanL I cannot even rcsnect him and I love another ! man, mother." "He has reformed," urged Mrs. LofH-r. "Y:m ought to respect him. He is Mrs. Smallcy's cousin. He can g.ve you as good a position as hers in Potts town. As for your fancy of love. every girl has some such silly affair i before she takes tip life in earnest." i Nelly was timid and weak. She ' yielded and married a man whom at heart she despised. A few montns after her marriage j Mrs. Loper liecame seriously ilLo I eath j came slowly t her. so slowly that she i had time to look back' at her life and ; judge coolly of the value of her sue- ; cesses. Her son would look in sometimes 'at her for a moment with a bloated fact: and r-d eyes, bid her "cheer up," and vanish to be seen no more for a day or two. 'He does not waste a minute on his dying mother," she moaned once. "Where is he going. Nelly?'' "To the races. I Udieve. He and Smalley own a horse together." A faint smile crossed Mrs. Lopcr's paunt face. "Hob keeps good com pany. " slie " murmured. Then she scanned Nelly's thin face and painted cheeks and heavy, hopeless eyes. The girl wore a Parisian gown. She was the leader of fashion in Pottstown. Hut even that thought did not seem to give her mother satisfaction as she lay there with death coming nearer, nearer. Did she see in her child's face the dumb accusation of a lost life a soul tainted and ruined? As the day crept into night she lay silent and motionless summing up her life's trin rnpli. it may lie, to comfort herself withal. "Mother," Nelly said once, "would yon like ine to send for a minister? Or ' shall I read a Psalm to you?" Mrs. Loper knitted her brows trying to think distinctly. Ncll3' talked of such unfamiliar things she scarcely was acquainted with the minister, iiid as for the Psalms, she used to read them long ago. long ago. ''I can't attend to that sort of thing just now.dear. When I pet well Nelly, what is poiiig on to-night? The car riages and I hear a band " "Mrs. Smalley has a reception, mother. Evcr3-lxd- is going." "And they know they know that I am dj-ing"' She put her hand over her eyes to shut out the life which had become so paltry and base. Some one said to Mrs. Smalley that night: "Your friend, Mrs. Loper, hat just died, I hear." "Alu indeed! I'm very sorry! We were scarce friends, however. Mere ly acquaintances. A clever -woman though a good deal of a snob. Do take Miss Price out for this waltz, to obli-je me." Mrs. Smalley stood smiling as she. watched the waltzers; the music rang out paj' and sweet. Mrs. Ixiper lay dead. Her ambition was gratified. She was one of the fashionable set in Pottstown. C'smgrepationalist. Oncer Freak of Ciobblrr. Mr. James drier, who lives about fire miles cas.t of Dawson, has a turkey gobbler that is a curiosity, sa3-s the Columbus (O.) Knquirer-Sun. Mr. Crier's turkeys consisted of two hens and the gobbler. The hens made nests about seventy-five yards apart in Mr. tlrier's melon patch, laid their nests fall ot eggs and wont to setting. The gob bler pot lonesome and concluded that the proper thing for him to do was to set also. He got an equal distance lie tween the two turkey hens, squatted over a guinea watermelon and set six weeks In-fore he was discovered. Mr. Grior thought his gobbler bad lieeu stolen and was utterly astonished when he found him in the patch trying to hatch cut young melons. At n I'lrrn ( rrrk arty. Mrs. Do tJri..lor You seem rath.it fidgety this evening. Colonel Whipsaw. Colonel Whipsaw Yes. just a little. "Is there any thing I can do for you?" "Nope. You see I've given Hill Kopcr. over there, all the chance and induce ment to elope with my gal t'yclouey that a feller could wan, nnd now if he (hurt improve this ceasioii to skip with h'.i he'll tt orry. l'v:.di : itin;;s. ' Sa ' MAKF.fi VHt E AM AtL AUK CLA7tS EKt-IDE 1-UJliuAtaS i.N ISSUERS. London Piclrpockot3 Who Could Oivo Old Fagrln Lessons. They Are Sai.l to It the Clevereat Thlevra in th World story of n Kins Ex oerienre of a Sc.tlaod-Vard Deter live. While contemplating a trip to Europe; a f -w years ago, I purchased several well-advertised guide b.oks. one of which, dealing chiefly with London . aud its environs, warned Americans' against the light fingered portion of its i population. Therefore when I went j abroad I did so with i:iy C3-0S open, as j I thought, but I was soon to discover by actual experience that a stranger i:t the great m -tropoiis needs very keen optics to escape th-e wi'es of its l-'agins. Having I ut a moderate purse at no command I took cheap ltxlgings in Charter House square, and when out sightseeing was careful to take along ju-t enough money to last me through the jiunt lit my half-aimless sauntering one morning I turned i:i the Strand, al ready bristling with its peculiar life, aud had not proceeded far when some .no tapy.e 1 me on the shoul lor. Having no part ctilar acquaintance ia London at that time, I turned quickly and saw u wcllslivs il niL:n st.-p itack like a person embarrassed. "Aw, I beg your r-irti',n- sir." said he. polit-.-ly; "I thought I was tapninp the bhoul ler of a friend: world not have stopped you for t!ia world,' ano before I could te'l him no h :r:n had loen done he was off an I out of sigh in a moment. I thought no more of t!'.e interrup tion until seeing a b;vk which 1 de sired to purchase, I reached for my purse, but it was pone. In a Hash the shoulder tapping incident came back with strange distinctness, and I hail to laugh at the auroitness of the theft, for I knew I ha 1 lieeri robb 'd while the strange man was aooiopizing for the apparent blunder. I hud not lost much money, owing to the carefulness re-fei-nsj to, but th: purs? contained a k.-epsake in the shnpe of a plain gold ring suitably inscribed. That was worth more to me than the contents of t!v purse, and, upon tolling the liook sol'.er of luy loss, he advised me to ro port it at Scotland Yards, the head quarters of the metropolitan police. I had little hope of ever again seeing the ring, for I could give nothing but a vague description of the person who had stopped me. br.t I resolve I to take my complaint to the authorities, as much to get into Scotland Yard, which is world famous, as anything else. (Quitting the lx':-stp.ll, I made my wa to the place from which the shrewd de tectives of London sally forth to hunt down the evil doers, and in a short time was stating my loss to a little man in uniform, who listened intently, but with a lurking smile: i:i his blue c3-es. When he heard me through, he said that in all prolKibility the keepsake and I had parted company forever; but calling to his side a man whom he in troduced as Sorgt. Doriny. he went over tne story, anil wen turned me over to the sergeant. Sergt. Donny reminded me of Mi Inspector Ducket, of "Hloak House." He seemed to have a queer wa3' of conferring with his fat forefinger while he listened, and from the first he impressed me as a good natured man. too much so, I thought, to be a lnemiier of the police force, having to deal with the roughs and toughs of Loudon. The sergeant nnd I adjourned to th( nearest little coffeediouse. where found that he improved on acquain tance. "We have 100.0)i thieves in London." said he. "Now, your purse has fall.-n into the hands of one of then.: but which one? The man who tapped you on the shoulder did not do the robbing; he merely secured your attention whi e his confederate relieved you. You felt nothing in your pocket? No? The fin gers of our genteel Fagins are very light and shapely. I was robled once myself, and that while conducting the thief to the station for picking a liuly's twx-ket. 1 tl id not know my watch was gone till we came to search the scamp. Your ring, ah, yes," and here SergL. Donny tore a blank leaf from his mem orandum. "I think we had best advertise for it," he continued. I was snrprisel. "You wonder, I see." smiled the ser peant. ''Some of our thieves are very sympathetic, and there is one chance in a thousand that your purse may have fallen into the hands of a fellow of this description. We will try first with something like this:" lie wrote rapidi3' for a minute, his chubby little hand running back and fo-th over the sheet, and when he stopped he read the following adver tisement: "Lost Rine If the person who found a plain pold rini inscrilied i':iiu S. 1. to J. '.. will return it to No. Charterhouse po,nare. he w ill receive one puinea reward and no ques tions will be askoL The rinirwas lost on the Strand and is valued as a memento, being a gilt Irom a dear friend who is deail." "Some of the light-fingered gentry are very tender-hearted." said Sert. IKmny when he had read the advertise ment, which seemed to delight him. "In a case of this kind we have no ac curate description of the thief; there fore, we have to resort to stratagem. Your advertisement will appear in the Times to-morrow, and then we shall wait for results. Meantime, we have nothing to do, and I am prepared to tell 3-0U something alnmt the thieves of this great city, seeing as how I have been dealing- with them these twelve 3ea rs." I was more than pleased that the in spector had turned me over to so clever a snliordinate, and intimated pretty strongly that I was eager to listen to anything Mr. Donny had to say. "This is June," began he. "If you had come over two months later the chances are that you would not have been touched' on the Strand to-day. August and September are the safest months to walk in or mix with the crowds on the streets of London. Dur ing these months our pickpockets are at the seaside, working the crowds of fashionables who flock thither, or have gone to the foreign race courses. Thou sands of them go to Paris, and hun ircds to other places and we are not k busy with them at home. Yes, sir, ve have one hundred thousand of this Dvil class in London, more thieves than you have honest people in some of ynr pretty American cities. It is to our shame, of course, but how arc v ? 1 lit In il? ft i V - 13 113 s f - v,- ftio bpc "A large percent, of foreign pick pockets have been trained in London. Wo have thief training schools here, lots of them. Precocious Ihivs, who have no homes, are picked off of the streets by the ols-rvant pickpocket, who takes them to the secret school:., where they are trained by the I'aphi.s in charge of them. The little novices are taught all the secrets of petty thieving, and, after awhile, praduat accomplished pickpockets. They ar. taught, also, to recognize at sight the different people- who nook to London. They know the Frenchman from the native, a tJerman from a Kussian. and Americans are told at once. How do they do this? Sometimes by the cut of one's clothes, by the manner of car O'ng jewelry. You brought your clothes from New York, did you not?" I acknowledged that my garments were fresh from the shop of an Amer ican tailor, at which Sorgt. Donny smih.il, ami added that he would have taken me for an American "on sight." "The preat headquarters of our Fa gins," he continues, "arc the dark and dismal purlieus of St. (Jiles, White chapel and the long, low wharves of the Thames. They are there by thou sands, young and old and lioth sexes, l'hey have soeieti'-s and even savings banks, and when one of their iiur-dicr is in our hands the others are willing to put up money to get him out. I do not wonder that some tourists pet roblied. They will po down into these parts of the city without a proper es cort, and the next day they are at Scotland Yard, telling a story of woe. I had an amusing experience once with one of this class. He was a nice-looking man. indeed was an American pro fessor. He came to London, so he said, for the purpose ,f making a study of our criminal classes. 1 did not know this, of course, until after the experi ence 1 am aliout to relate. "Well, our professor went down into St. Giles, anil while exercising eyes and ears lie was roblx'd hy a loy scarcely ten years oh L The little fellow was a shrewd pickpocket, and as I had had some experience with him I guessed that he was concerned in the robbery, for it had taken place on lus grounds though the professor maintained that he had leen robbed by a man from whom he was trying to obtain some statistical information. Accompanied by the complainant I went to the dan gerous qnarter and nablied little J'il'3- ljefore he was aware of my presence. " 'You must discharge this chihL sir,' said the American. He had nothing to do with the theft. WI13, sir, he couldn't take anything." ' Must as you say,' L answered with an amused smile. :;t the same time stealing a look at Hilly. "The Ikiv. who felt that I knew he had committed lite robbery, went up to the gentleman and thanked him profuse- for his kindness, after which be hurriedly departed and walked on. Half a squere from the scene of the -encounter I turned suddenly and Risked the professor the time of day. He reached for his watch, but, to his sur prise, it was gone, whereupon be looked at me thunderstruck. He was inclined to got angrt. saying that he had been plundered while under the escort of a London policeman. The following mo rrierit. to his -amazement. I pulled out his watch and extended it. " 'Pra3-, how did you get hold of it? he exclaimed. " 'The boy gave it to me. He "touched" 3-ou while be was thanking von for asking me to discharge him. In a short time we shall have your purse as well." "The American could not lclieve that the boy Hilly was the person who had taken the purse, but the a lroit theft of the watch wont a long war toward hinting that ha might be mistake-; and when, yet that day, I hat the sat isfaction of restoring his purse, which had In-cn brought in and surrendered by the boy, bis wonder knew no bounds. I dare say that y oir country man .lid not venture into The thieves" quarter agiiin without a diifercnt opin ion of the shrewdness of the gamins who jostle one on "very corner there." The day after U13 adventure on the Strand IT13 "advertisement, as drawn up by Sergt. Dennj. appeared in the 'i'i'.nes. ai.d several days passed with out an3 results. I wa.s beginning to have a px .or opinion of the tender hearts of Iondon's Fagins when one after noon, upon inj- return from a walk. I was surprised to have my landlady hand me the identical souvenir ring. "It was brought to the house 113- a well-bred gentleman, who begged leave to say he was sorry he had not seen your notii-e Mmner," she said in explanation. "He was vcrv polite, and when I offered him the guinea he said he could not think of taking it. as you had Wen put to so much expense al ready." "Did you ask him for his address?" I inquireiL "I thought of doing so, 11 r I imag ined that you would wish to thank him by post, but he was pone liofor" 1 could put the question, touching his bat po litely as he went down the steps." That was the end of the whole mat ter. Of course I had no clew to the man who had returned the ring, and when I narrated the incident to Sergt. Donny he smiled, and. having consult ed his fat forefinger, like the immortal Mr. I 'ticket, said he presumed 1 would never forget my little experience with the light-fingered gentry of London. T. C. Harbaugh, in Cincinnati Gazette. A Lake Nemrly a, Mile llerp. Hy far the deepest lake known in the world is Lake Halkil, in Siberia, which is every way comparable to the preat Canadian lakes as regards size: for while its area is over 'J.OOO square miles making it aliout equal to Erie in superficial extent, its enormous depth of between 4.0O0 and 4,500 feet makes the volume of its waters almost equal to that of Lake Superior. Although ! its surface is l.o-'iO feet above sea level, its bottom is nearly 3,ihkj feet below it. The Caspian lake, or sea, as it is usually called, has a depth in its southern basin of over S.0(H) feet, Lake Maggiore is S.tMlO feet deep. Lake Como nearly i.Oiii) feet, and Ieginli (tarda, another Italian lake, has a depth in certain '. f l.'.HXl feet. Lake Constance is over l.OnO feet deep and Huron and Michigan reach depths of WO and 1,000 feet. The Crucial Teat. I'd die for you, my loved one!" ex- - claimed the passionate lover, j "That's all right," replied the niat 1 ter-of-fact girl; "but will you eat the J biscuit I inaJic?" In lge. c ite -..- pofctHte per year in usance. MMRKli 4!. CLEAR SHINING AFTER Across the sil'-rt, r.ur:ile hi' Is. "Iiru cloudy r.fts if :.ni(-t .yst. Then tt:;juti!ir': th HI". And v.T;s tue .rid lu t.mtxT mis. A new. fre U wcrl'l It wn. to night, Ciitou ii -.1 by y tiio.i -lit f voe; I ta il alojie. :e d fro-i i:iv lies -Sit Waica the rich coi-ina;;s come and go. On vi'Ia-" Kpirfis 0 si'v -ry white. l:i .vi plows -n u ::" 1 10 ru Mv ir'ow. On Kcarer str -am. tli:.t ;ii-t'-. n.'oYht Alunc its wintii p. khadow'd tlow. How calm it ia. nr.d yet in trtitu ):i" hour a.-o a i I st-i-itl si -pt The- hil.s a-el va'.li y: v.iu k. .11 rath Tuc worid wa-i IkikcJ I'.ic 1 .-liven wept. Hut now what cbr.nr: roMcn mist rec-s ver hi I an 1 .v a.-ain; Th - Kttiil-n? val-eys. stia .'-t l;i- -ecl. t ateli t;od's - clear al.ii.iiis ui'ter rain." So s-cds lie Morni to rvorv t.cnrt: No p--:f-v.-t j-:tc - but fo:-i-- '.hrouph pain; We c .n but t :iiriiiy t:i :e our art. Ami waft - cl ar -iii :i 1 ' -il'cr rain." Grate Ade.u I -arc-. i:i Woman's Journal. MY I)lS!)HEi)IEXCE. The Torribla Price of an After noon's Pleasure. I was always afraid of father, but with poor little mother it was another thing. Father was hard and st -rn with us children, and when he t-,1.1 me to do an.vthing I just stopped: but she was W gentle and loving to say a harsh word, and I often took advar tage of that fact in f it her s absence. Toward him 1 felt l.nle "motion o. eept that of fear, while 1 loved inollier with all the strength of my pa-simiat nature; 3-ot her I often disolaeyod; him, never. How well I remember my last and greatest disobedience and the bitter jesson that 1 received ia -' soqiienc:'. I was alioi. t . fourteen at th time, and wo wore living on a farm some ili ; trir.ee out of the vi'lage where mv father was an overseer in the mill. Had luck bad followed him for some time and he was quite heaviv in debt. My three older sisters had one by one lied of lingering con sr mot ion. t ii house bad taken tire and burned to til rround when uninsured, and in the el I'ort to save some of the furniture lather was badly injured and lui'l to stop work for some time. So when the new house was luiiit and furnished he hod to run behind a gmd deal, and we had to practice the strictest econom- I ill consequence. j Fath'-r had gone buck into the mill :fain. an I 1.1 y I'-n summvr vaeatio-i j :; I begun, when vet another I'lis Ttune came to n-. though I was too ,-oting and thouv-h! -ss to realize much alMiut it. Mother iiegan to show s'giis .f the same fatal disease tii-.it. bad claimed my throe sisters', and her .strength failed qtrt rapi.i'y. However, she won!. I t-ot ::l!ow fa'l'.or i hire a girl as lo: g :.s we wore in ie'it and she could l-.ep ;.l sit. and athr-r at I :st oon er.t- d to got iilong for the i::uo !-i:ig .v:h-i''t one if the washing coo !d be put out and I won d s'.-ay at home and help. That is how my liio's sorrow, found mo. Ait'ion rh, as I hare sai-1. I lv -1 mv ::!ot!ier passionatt ly. 1 was not aU-.-.tys as g.Kd to her as 1 should have I een. 1 v a-, full i-f life ::rtd spirits and did not rea'.i.e her con ItI and the cor.'.jn-;- nent at home w::s often vcrv irksom-j j o in". So 1 b.--r.:n to slip away with ' the bit's and leave her alone for 11011!---. ! it a time. l:n..w':;g my fatb-r wonl 1 not bo home from the null till night. nnd that 'die loved me too v. .11 to tel. I '..nil of luy 1 - leet and so bringdown ! npon me a w.-d-t:i -riled p'.iTii-.i.incnt. Mother still k.-pt aliout the hous.. nn. I looked afi. r her work. 1111 1 I nevtr realized until afterward how hard it was for her. She prow paler and thin ner day by day. an. I the hriMkint red hat glowed fitfully in her chocks a-. ! made her look o lovely w.iid.l have told a more experienced eye l!;i:i i-.iin that the gentle, loving woivinii was f ast going whore s'-cUness and virn.v. are unknown. As f r m 1 remain 1 Hlind to it all. and often grumbled ::t the little things thai-she ts.-casioua.lIy asked me to do. Natural- cnotigh. 1 pi-.-w more I". nn.l r.'Vi..l ii.siis with I'vi-rv !:i'!::l'-.-1 and my ncgieet daily beo.ime m"ie ai lan'iit Hut the end was near. The Champions, a boy-,' bass. ball jint of hich ! was the catcher, had :'f range l to play a match grime with t ;e Victors, a team from a iicighlo-'ng a',: rival viila-i-, one Wednesday afti-rnoon. Of course it was ail we boys co'il 1 taV: alMiut for a week before ti e event to il; place, bnt at last the day act ually rived. The game was 1.0 begin at half past one, and I would have to start as soon as possible alter dinner in order to got there in season. I did not dare mention the match t father, for 1 know he would surei3- f'"'" bid iny attending it. My rival, Hilly Atwood, would be only too glad to catch, and if he. did I taight lose mv position iu the nine and that I colli i not lcar to think of. No; 1 must 1; there and catch. le the consequences what the, would. Father came home to his dinner, and it was nearly one o'clock that day be fore he started back to his work. Mother had been feebler than ever ail the morning, but I never noticed any thing alnjut that. The coming ball game filled my head so full that there was room for nothing tlse. As soon as father was out of ight 1 started to slip out the back door, but quiet as I was about it my mother noticed me. Won't you pet me sonn; fresh wa ter, Henry." she said, in a low, gentle voice. "That in the bucket is stale, and it is ss) warm this afternoon. I am very thirsty.' With a frown on my face I caught the jniil angrily up and went hast.. y out into the yard. It was only it min ute's work to fill the bucket at the pumpand I was soon back again. "Why didn't you get tne some nice, cool spring water, dear?" said mv mother, as I came in with my pail. "The well water is so hard I can no drink it. Please pot some; it won' take 3-011 V0T3- long." Now the spring where wo got tuo of our drinki g water was ni"-'v quarter of a mile across the fields and . it-was already a quarter past one. In my mind's eye I saw the. game already begun, myself absent, and Hilly behind the bat. Such thoughts were unendur able. - "Oh, that water is pood enough and I'm in a hurry.- llon't bo so fussy," I suueilt answered. Hut, Henry. 1 don't like tin- well The i ti r tid Tf 1 1 I ' 1 ! t 1 r 1 ' II f C . BKTA Iif rvAK en-imrra H 10 1 1 1 T 1 r -rocii'trr i'iii 1 1 n!ii il '" 1' v l-i ie It 1 1. w - . ma rt l tit I'lint lie ri--' 1 Inch. 3 -'tr- v f 1 ' 1 loch 3 tool. it i. . 1 tLCh C li'ftr.b' " I Inch yea' ' S inche neinito' it inches. 1 jrar ' S lnrbe 6 months .. a Inches, t year Oolntni 8 neinllia .. column. C month"... e iliunt I y"r .colU'k'.. uinplh.. 1 eniumtl, I Jesr...... I ' li 7 : in Kit-ie Itenia. fl'-t iu-e-tl'in. 10c. per auh.eqijeut In-erd'ina 6 perl fie A iu n trtorit and Kaeculor'a Notloea ti v. , a .la. An il-urV "iitiee sirs? and alini'ar N iticea a i- tHHi .bit i.itia f,t i.r.icMcil inira ot I .M any -e-irp"" tion 01 " inv and eon'a.uoiejitiona oeaiunoo 1 call atlei.lu r it. r,y u.ai'rr t l.n.ncd .r It rnlul in-er.iii u:un p'd If a- art vert ien, . H.- k J"i' I 'm"'! "I a 1 kitma neatly r etc- (Ion I icrmnttl tlie low en mua. . i-U ! -a et It wat -r and it makes me fed unwell !.;. Your father wants you to sta. and lie p me. you know. Can't you d that much for your poor, sick mother, dear'." Oh. yes: I suppose I can. You ar -boun I a fellow sha'u't have any fun. tlu.u'rh. and alwf-s contrive some war to stop it. Give 11s the old paiL," I burst .ut in a rage as I caught it up and started fr: the door agiin. My mother never said a word in reply to tr.y ii rcb-K-ctfill and brutal speech, but "she pave me such a reproachful 10 .k from her unnaturally large and brilliant yes that 1 felt a strong im pulse ti turn back and ask her pardon ikon and there if I had to lose the ball trenv in consequence. I noticed, too. how pale and slight she was growing, and I saw her tremble as she stood be side the table watching me out. Hut I drove away my good angel and went out with the water pail, banging t'.ie d'Mir after me. I started slowly off t v.-ard the sprir-r without a siiygle look beli. ml me. though I well knew the ten der irlanee of those lovelj'. reproachful eves was following me as I went.' ' Hut the tempter is always near to a wavering mind. The thotirht of what I was losing came back with rcdouh'o I force as I neared the spring, nnd my mdiirnation toward the poor moth r who had unknowingly kept me at home increased in the same -trojv.rt.ion. "You can po and pla3' ball and then come back and pet the water as soon n th" game is over." he whisper..1 That will do just as well. She wo T i tell your father and he will never lin.. it out." - In a moment the pail wns hidden l-i tbe ferns beside the spring and 1 w: 011 across the lields as bard as I crtil run. Ten 1nin.1t es later I reached tie ball groii'id. hot a-id breathless, to find I was just ia ti no to prevent the gnm from ix-riiininf .witnout me, and with Hilly Atwood for catcher. The inat.-h was long and close, but it ended at la t. I caught a m ignifieent game and was so excited that. I neve once thought of th" p'wr s-ek moth--. at home with nothing to quench l i tbiiM but the nauseous well water dur ing th" lot.g. hot afternoon. At four o'clock I hastened horn", flushi-d with trinmnh and entirely for-g.-t Till of mv disobedience. Mid burs, noisily into th-.' lions -, crying out: Mother, mother, we boat "em! w K-at Vm! The Yi' tors are victors n longer, and ev.-ry bcxl-, says I caught n splendid game." Hut there was no nn-wi r. Th -kitchen w::s silent and for--:ik"ii. so w:. the sittbig-rooisi. Where could the Lit I mother b ? I soon a soerta'.ti.'d that sh was n-i about t li house, and. thotvrht, wiih sinking heart, that perhaps -.ho had jenn" for the w:i,e" ' " 'd ' Ah." I r" mem lei---'I inv l:sol,elio!ice tm'ii, a.Jtl bitt v-y li I 1 regret il. I fa'i'i.V ii -v. 1 .v.: the p: 'h t the spr'n '. id :.s I i:-. a v.-1 it 1 si v u 1 (.. tio .! . !: ' .r ' lyirv- b ',:de t ho wall, i th ; fu'l ' ::-.- of the blazing sun. 1 was iu- t It -r. In an i i t int I w.. . kne -'.i'lg a. 1" s" 1 . wil '.';. iiiipl-.r---. r 1: ' ' : ' x, 1 and j-.i -.eiin; i"f f lie-... O'U I'.ili :.i. e l-.-.'.i-ii-.e I u i-,lei ,.i if mv tears and prayer .. t'.. si the ..- , I',, languid eyes slowly ooor.cd. an he pa.ed up int ' 1 l'.' free with th ;nmc loving, reproachful look li: get ing in their depths. "I'tuvrit e mo, mother: or.ly this tiiii and 1 will never ao so iigaii.l ' I soli bed She tri.-d to an .wcr me. a s'n udder shook h r slight fi..i 1 . ard thou lb blood bur-,1 through her lr.:i! li;;s i a bii l-.t -.--a riot tr. -si". A not her t h 1: 1 d -r tbr d.be.l tl.r. 'o.'a her euia iate 1 ;or.v.. Ih -.i her hea l ilropoed aud the bcau-ifiil eyes half closed. " . it li a wild cry 1 lied from the 5 pot. and rn died to the .nearest icil. b. r's .'or lo lp. It was or.ly a few M iiii es till 1 v. us back a -a.in i".h fo-er .' . men. but to me it seeim-d an ; ;'e. My mother's frjgi! torm pla"cl on an i;apr, .vise.i f ' r -telu r. and te.i.i r ly b'iri't' back to the hnw: of vil. li .sh" had always been the light, nnd tie guardian angel; while 1 13- la'h.r at. : p'i'.sieian were h::st:ly t-uiugio.' g. Hotli came imme.liateij-, but tuoj- were loo late. She was gone. Yes; my mother's pure, loviig, tdam -less life wa - over. '1 l:at wn :k to I the spring in the hot sni. together ' with the effort the made in climb ng j over the wail, had been too much f or her r. main ing strength. My cruel, I wicked disobeui. ncc had killed her. I I wai ed for hours with lrantic gri "f 1 and repentance when they toll me th j bitter truth, but it came too late. Never upon earth might 1 atone for l; ., ' cruel neglect, lo-tiioso beautiful cy were closed forever. I had refused her last request, and her last look h i 1 been one of sad and tender reproach. No wonder I foil lie a murderer. Years have passed since that terrible nfto-"oon. 3-ot the la.st look I saw i ( my mother's eyes haunts me to-day. I always will. I ca'i never forget th. iny utitlbal conduct embittered t., I last moment, of an idolized parent, a:. that when 1113" own tine shuil coia.- i I last, and I enter the ci'y not in a ! with hands, I sha'l In" confronted . j the damning record of iry inful wa wardnoss. God grant that vhen meet my mother's ransomed -spirit, b. ! 3'oni the pearly pates of th. Nov. ! .lerusatcm. 1 may not see the reproa. ' ful look I renu mber so well si shining in the botiuteous eyes'. O. i. Young, in io.Kl.ill s Sun. tiijiurJ Lore. An English :uan who one traveled on foot through Norway s:vs that h" was much attracted by the t.'itnene-;s 01 the horses and cows which he saw foot ing along the roadside. It indicated a kindly disposition on the part of the people, he thoug.it; but he adds; In my original notes I find a long para graph overflowing with sentiment:;! tenderness relative tothesp nlTectioin.te cows, that followed and overwhelmed me with tl-.eir loving licks: but Id) not transcrilie it, us itpoti further re flection it is evident that the licking was mere cuplioar.l love. AM cattle in inbitid. and especially iu mountainous districts, luive a strong .craving for salt, and these cows were merely lick ing tlie deposits fro:u thesva s-ra y th;it had fallen on my clothes during the recent voyage. This discovery w.i mortifying to my feeling-.. Mas w i:.'i to lie loved for hlm .eif a'one. an 1 t .1 5 spontaneous manifestations of those pastoral, unsophisticated cows seamed to respond to the heart's fond yearn ings. Hut. ulas oven the cows of Sur renijal were licking me for the salt I curried. . out l.'s . -. .i: 1 1 1.; 11 i. 11 . L 11 ...... .--s.