aba 5 s ;s WoULIMJE THrlLlsTS. Coucoited Men Who Think They Aro Bom Fighters. An Old Trarher of tlie M.-inly Art CJivo it Vevr InHt:(iicr- oT t'te r'cill3' if Suuiti teroil the i:iii. The len,d'mr boxing master in New York, the teacher in one r.-t the hi athlcl!,; dribs, wa.s talk; ig about the manly art to an interested eroiin younf men. snys tho .New York Sun. "One of tho funniest thiturs in life," sail lie, "is tho fancy that sonie mm have ahoiit their tiVitiiiir abilities. You've noticed whcti you attend spar ring exhibitions tin t certain chaps eame forward I l.-ov " ho omUl not stand three minutes :i:--;:inst tie- worst plntf ever seen. They h:.vt nt thebodv. the cnilur ,n'e or th ' ::ri. a:vl yet they come tip as thnti.cn Ii,vht.intf was a thhur anybody eo;:l,l do I've .'. . -rve.l this thinr a hundred Liues in my hie. hut t never had it bro;:; ! t .-.-t r':,h:iy bcf,re me as when, the ;it '-.or nk'ht. I went to a lo'-n-to n I'.ea1 . r where a lot of the lcst rrv-n in th" hii.--::.ss were exhibit ing. The yrofesio:i .Is were nik". ;:.' prizes t t-nyono who wouM cor.ic on the !.;::- and la t four rounds. The fellow that line mt to meet ICihahi. the man Umt foiijrh? Sullivan, was more like v. i .p of hav t h ; :i an alhVl.e Kil vain looked him over an I sank then lal.!H('. !.im 0:1 the face a f.vv times, and th.- p .r h:;v i t'"t know v.-here Yie-v. as He st;.::vr-'l ot'r ie-a 'tniniimsly. ycl he lia.l reet ivcd no pnp.i.shiij-.mt that, any ia..n evi a ordinarily well con structed could not hav,- taken snnliii ly. Now. wli y did t h:.t chap thin', lie could fa' a hea'. y-wct:,it i'-!'.s.sioiial prize tighter".' "Tl.eu 1 wo miilfl'e-wei.'j-li? :im-:t.-tirs met at h other. One w as ,; lih! r.i.:.r hitter. He w;sijine!c. '.'.roe, :a i -title. Tin- other was st h:.d th.it he made you mad. lie wa s i n:;';'!. 1 ike a piece 'of dead i;.,',:t. h'.:t tin' iiii '--::!;L pounding th-it h ; receive.) was i n.nuli to make anvone hut a !'oo! tak 'o.T the glove's and swear never l.i t!u-:n en ae-ain. In four r.imi.l.s that conceited ass was st rii'-i'.i.ii'e in the i'aee no less than fort ,' t 'i ,s a'l. never .'"t 1:1 even an aeel.lent d Mow im Vrti'm. Yet lie thought he e..ui I !i A and proh;,h'v los :.til1. Two li- !.! wei eanu" out. nox? One 'trn h th-. i.thcr and kTiociceil him i:. a fly aeross the staev The little fellow 'or up and wa. knoi kvd do . ii a iain. Tins a tion was repej.t' il I '..I- or !ive ti;;ies. and the!; the man that w is pi:: vi::;r the pnrt of shut! leeoeU ;-m-.J awa r iato the winrrs. inn Id lio.v! . of d . r.sioa. 1 ie va ;m it her fellow wh had not learned oven tho rud;,.neT:ts of lxociiur- I II ti ! il the same wit.i the fashionahh yomi;,' l.ie a that I tea- ii. Many of tiiem e.m pa!, up a pretty jrol 'i.;ht. tiv.t the.-.,- are lint tile ones that think t her e; n li.:k all illa tion. Xo: the eoae 1 oa 's are the hopeless cruses, follow thai never ean learn to fiht. who can no'.'-r iv (j::u !; and never last throu . w taree-mia-ute maiv! tin- !..n,v.a .lav the- live. "A 'llo v of tlii.- sort a K ;t me re cently if I w -i!d u t b c -viMi ;i;n at an chihiti e-, t'1,1 the '.-iui' w.t.s "onu to hav. lo lie--snranee m i ak vl hi:a t ) t i and .-.a'.. I t 1 :? If .-. at an e i'ii i i i i' e hears;, h l, -t faced each t I1, r. iili ';vcr and his a.-- u' il 1 irriii-:-.") iri e n-e.v 'c; '.'.; I J hox e 1 1 1 !i iv a re 01 '.h y ' , u:vl -o I'o:- ( he e.iier part of a round 1 I not lead 1' Mia once. but ahowed iii; oral lim.s I meet li:- in it. A i :a.-t pMny to ! h h was 11, ,'u a. . .. of lh. jaw. hu! the eyes. 1 !d out of the i' i t to fall il.iv. a V.. side. Wu.ii he to See wh ;:. la he eoul.l n . :i;:' 1 lo punch at mo. St v :t uy faev f rvvurl t 1 ".' 1 e v. :; no force I i, ' i I, im I ,: t. I wa.-. m : :d then I did -.o. it :-,;;!. ' ;, iv - ,. the corner :i strei d.t 1 :t heiween ik t man rolled ele-: 11 we vvciv in and . tarifd s', .t'.r ; ta th hail ont Lrot up he look -d ahout was. I ydd "n'm that 1!. 1 i'id:i ". 4 , never corM lear-i an.: in aus I'r. veterans stranj-e-t i ivised iii.u t r. i hy all Ves v.-il'n , it's tie N'o one w:thout .'dm Jim my: t !i. in" in th l eeci.i ' V-orhi. thinks ho c :. year.-, of j-r.sdl.-e. : that eoni.-s .1. And tie- old gltst. The ,:: t l" . was as snored to I tiou ul tile iwu w; :, y tis v; -In l I t t i'i e.iU f:;dlt." d with di, : .:,'. nose nKMiieula- AN EXPENSIVE STUVE. How It (out C'ai-t.-r Hnrrison Sixteen ThoH-Huml llolain. ".Sumo twenty-!iv. or thirty yean a.r'o," said it Chieac-o man to a repre sentative of the l'n.-t. ".Mr. Ilarri-'U owned eighty ra re.-, of land which i now on the line f the I; ; iiee toa rail way. H tweeu t hi ayo and i:ivcrid. I saw that the prop, ry was hoi:nd to in crease iu vahi and so I nu de up my Mind to offer Mr. Harrison two hundred dollars an aero for it. If. mud him in his othee. seat vl (n a rickety old sofa In-side a dilapi.'.ai.'d desk and warming himself Ik fere t lie tire contained in a dis rcputal !e-loo;,i : nisty, U ; ri:iod old. stove. Well, I made my oder and he promptly i j . . -d it. Ilcsaidho wr.nteii to hundrcil :f(v '...P. irs. 1 saw that he meant what he sni, i ;, , id the con versation soon ip i 'teil to i tla r topies. Presently 1 ivru.;rko'l the an .dt-nt 'am! hardly croditahie nppearance of the itove. '"Yes, Carter paid, 'it is pivttv tou?h hut it ho. Is the coal an.l that's all that's nee.-.-,.ry." " "You ou:-:, r le n.s'nm.drl yemr sdf," I returned. "I'll tell you what I'll do. I P j.i.t y o out anil hay t,u a stove as st prc-.ein." "'Yon will" ho earorlv n?ked. 'Honest.' Well. then, if yo'i do that I'll tell you what I 'd do. I ll let you hare those eighty acres fur t.vu hun dred dollar-. "Sol went out ::nd lou;dit a stove and had it put up in i art. r's i tViee. The whole thioe- cost me f .urleeii dollars and lit' teen een'v. Assion a- the iir' wnn hiu-riiirf hri.rhtly in it I demanded the deed to the laud, paid the inoiiev ami wi.P;, .1 out of ti:e oiheo the abso lute owner f t!,,.e ',tv acres. 'Vitl.ia a t we'.v.nnor.t'u I was o;Te:-ed four hundred doling au acre for tho land and rclused it. "The next time I saw Carter after this offer had leca made 1 Uld hiiu alxnit it. "'The you sav!' ho exclaimed. Com.- "We went. Crirtor t.xdc down his books ami in my prcsciiuu made the entry: " 'To one ofiico stove, sixteen thou sand dollars.' "And ho carried it ri.rht thr.u;li his biMikN. too. Ala nviii .1 I ,oi. I the laud for two hunun i tho;.: .m l dollars.'' Au .jt lUur.i r.-it i-ia. A little man :: l:ia-- ho.v ,i happened that many lieum iuil l.;'l,c.; iu,. up e, ill; but in lifro rent h u.-i .a; id : : 1 r 1 1; .1 v iino offers, was Ida. aptly an r.vert I l,y a niouni.dll maiden: A yo.o: friend of hers, daring' a w.dk. reo iu-t il her to tfo into a del. : ill . 1. 1 1 a m l a, 11 n! t here pet i.::n the ii..ad ,0 ti'V-t 1, .,4.;. must iy t II .,1 once ."' i:i;' th'.- l .'1. whir, ill tUrillli.f. Ml,- e. cut, a. I I l..l!lliil'f 1 lit broei at l.'-.i, pi'te me.... r.-e I. V..cfi he;,.,;., it .t ;..... VV.ls the I .ill,-. 1 0.1c ic 11 .," r.'..!; -i ..iie: "I baw !.ia..v tin-. .' I Hc:il ;d ;: - le.;t I : ' . 1 ' - .-r u h i t.. r, I'ldi! 1 ha ! v . .; ..: :y t ,.,.,),, .,.' ti.eu Hs ol..:-r a ; . v, t,-i t .-,. t . left." ' ' Nothing like it Dr. Pierce's Favorite i'rpscrip tion. It's as peculiar in its compo sition, as in its enrative effects, in all the di.sea.ses and disorders that atllict womankind. It's a legitimate incdicini. an invigorating, restora tive tonic, a soothing and strength ening nervine, and a positive rem edy "for female weaknesses and ailments. All functional disturb ances, irregularities, and derange ments are"' cured by it. There's nothing like it in the way it acts there's" nothing like it in the way it's sold. It's iiwro.nUe.l to give satisfaction in every ease, or the money paid for it is promptly re ftmded. Head the guarantee on the wrap per. You lose nothing if it doesn't help yovt but it w ill. The system is invigorated, tho blood enrk hed digestion improved, melancholy and nervousness dis pelled. It's a legitimate medicine, the only one that's yuan in teal to give satisfaction in the cure of all " female complaints." p:rt TTeifli'-l'51 T:tl rrlSovaall tbotronblc3 tP.cl A nt to fi "-lUoua frtcuoof tiio systoin, utich m9 I'j; ;:.(. sr. .;us-ja, I'TorrsIneFS. riitre aftet t?ni ij, 1 :;n iu tun lo, Lc, Whilo tUeir moe6 Ji.'-.rV.c, yt r.-ir.'-r's Hif!lo T.ivnr TiV.9 ta9 Cj ar;1 1 t' i.al'l-? u o'oiti f.at i n. ctirintyanjprii t-at'.! s t- i-'f.ii-''yi.!TCO!.:i'lai:.t,T. hilo thoyaltuy rprir-tr1' .;.fci.r.J.-;"'Ct tii-jsi:u:u:i(iij8immIatotha 2fcvt r avis:gi!itj tuubu.vtid. I-Vcu if Uu-y culj gvJicv t r.i-) t'-iifl a.-!,i' frsin coi:ii.la:nt; butfortu rs.'I,. t to 'iA'i'.fKliM-r.j (io. 3 iiTfu-i htreuii.i tuoea ir;.jo::oc .; t.jciii wi.l i tX ui -do little lill-iVaiu :e -n 10 i-.iiy v-mvh th a- lacy Will not to w?l r t3..-I:"out tL-?i. i.jia.ft";'.'Gliiiicklica4 . 'iio I- -er livM taat lore !a whfcra -.. " iv.ir ji-c.-t N;i;t. C:ri':li.icuroitwliiIa ? rcr TiV'j ar-i vfry small anil vrr . . y : j '.-. c two lUs raakoa dons, ' '..y t..-.:--:.c:'y tuv '. '.'. !.' t:: 1 i net gripo or '. .- U.,.;. ;octiun i lcTsf ail whi . :l!i.-m. ... .i 1:: ; fiv-lor$l. &U4 ; . vLc-, tr Bnt by ia.L '.-.. :.::.all9os. small price jiinU ill If N'H Kiiilepfie Fits, Falling Skkuc ;.--, Ilyr-ter-ics, ISt. Vitus iaiiL-e, liervousiicss, lIyini?;o:id.!;t, 3I?I;incholia, In tfjrity, Sieeplcssuess, Diz eIuv;. Bralu ami Epi cal Vcalcness. Tills iiiciiiciiio lias ilirert notion upon ili'1 nerve centers, allaying oil irritabili ties, aii'l ii;cri ;iii'i tho ilow and power of nerv- f.tiiil. It ij iierfcetiy harmless a ml if!ive no unili a-ant elTitts. FRFF A Viiluuhlo rtoolt on Nerrons -e st.t rr?e to any adilrvFH. ,Hir i'.tUtms ran MlhO nlitmla mcHiU'iiio free uf clinrKe. Tins pi raMi hr.1 i-i,iu urtoiard byttif Ki-v rcnit T w-Tor Kc:,:etf. F,,n Viii.-. Intl.. Kiticc llT and iiio'.v i'-rv'i'a.ttl uuJerliia ttireclum by Uio XOEKIG MED. 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POWELL & CO., Baltimore, Md., '"i'"'., f k:i 111 ii.KK rusi riiTrnKRii. -vu lllniiTI'U. en- illiKllTLTl'llil. t lit MICA LS. JuulJUll.t l KTISKKS l.y JIeHIUT tie v. . ' " . v., IU .M'J ULC Ol., 1XCW I ore 1.1 iii-trn r,. i:.-! t.tht or aov ,r,.,obJ Hue u; MV t.l. I .Ni in AMrrjciu Is ia. , io. CARTER'S! COURTROOM COSTUMES. "ln I.-Xle! i:ui.loy-l to Intlueurw th .IuiIrj mill .Inry. Althnijl a woru;in's pnwiis fivqnent lv deserve mid rcoeive lionorablc; men tion, l:l:e a brand of bakin-pmvder at a national exhibit, there are only three times in he r Hfi! it may be four if she is American when they are entered for the blue ribbon, says a writer in the New York Recorder." These are im IHirtant occasions, and these powns are the result of anxious thought and la borious research in the fields of pown literature. First, the dress she wears as a debutante; secondly, the weddinif pma The third pown is worn by the yonnp mother when she receives the relatives anil friends who have coine to olTer their .congratulations to her and their irifts to her firstlxjrn child. " De butante, bride and mother! A woman may be all these, and in America she frequently is something more a di vorcee. Here frocks are not unimpor tant factors, and I am irresistibly re minded of a trunkful of dresses 1 saw last week which are to play a prominent part in a biy divoree case soon. "What a heap of pretty froeks," I said. Ves," ray friend replied. "Horribly expensive, anil I couldn't well afford them, either, but business is business, you know, these are my stock in trade. They're ver3 sympathetic powns, I must sav. The desijrner caught my eye per fectly." Sympathetic powns! Stock in trade! What do you mean?" I pasped. "What do I mean? Why, stupid, these are to wear at the trial." "Oh. dear me! All those:-' "Yes, all those. Now, here's this black one,"' said she, talkinplike Kosina Yoks in one of her soliloquies. "I shall wear this the first day. It makes ine look pale, and has a crapy, mourn ful air alxmt it that will make a favor able iir.-.t impression on the court. I wish them, to understand that the de fendant lias wrecked my youn- life. See? "Well, this red pown! IXiesn't this bristle all over with determination? Isn't 'win or die' fluttering- from every fold? I shall wear this the day we make the biygvit fiyht. It looks so ajj pressive. "Now here's this white cloth. Very simple, you observe. Silver girdle. I!road hat with feathers. Fluffy Ixia. Sweet simplicity. Girlish loveliness. That's for the day my counsel sums up. "That jrray sad. dove-colored. Quak erish lookinp. I shall wear that with tears iu cane we seem to be petting beaten. "This is a brown cloth to wear upon all the common, ordinary occasions. It is made in a sensible way, with this I ill i M e v 1 1 L-i t,i1.-i rri.?.. w - f .......... .. . j . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . v ., ... f silver tablets pin-s with it, also a vinai- prette. The tablets for any random ideas I miht have which should lie in stantly jot ted down, the vinaiprette in case I .should faint. It may Ik' necessary to faint, you know. Some judpes arc so obdurate. "This note-lxxik I fancy will make a preat hit with the jury. Y-e-s, it did cost : pretty p,-nny. but I hoix' the re sults will more man compensate for the. outlay. "You see, one of Ted's stronp points of defense is that I was so extravagant he couldn't stand it. The idea! Well, now, any jury of uveraro intelligence seeiuif me with this little lok will say: 'Ik'ar me! She couldn't In? so aw fully extravagant. Such methodical business-like habits don't po with ex tvapance. No. indeed!' "That's what the jury will say. and I shall come out with flyinp colors and victory perched upon my 1 dinners. And why? Well, of course, the fact that my side is ripht and Tel" is wronp has something to do with it, lint chiefly, my dear, chiefly because of my powns. "The jury won't know it; the judpe won't know it. When did a man know anythinp alxiut a woman or her strate gics? And. H-tween you and me, the less they know the lx-tter. What they don't know won't hurt them, and it is really selfish of a woman to worry a m-in with trivial matters when he has such grave and important cast's on his mind. "tJoinp? Well, wish me luck with my powns. litis is my way of castinp bread upon the waters." A POINTED REBUKE. The fretty Cirl. the Impudent Muhrr ami the Iln. A you n sr lady pave a C'hicapo masher a lesson the other day which was worth seeing. She was a pretty and well-dressed pirl of a rather pronounced style of blonde Wauty, says a writer in the Ciiicapo News. On her fluffy hair was perched one. of the new sprinp hats a "creation" in black and jjohL She bat next to me in the street car. The masher, who was also immacu late ou tho outside stood directly in front of her, and now and then leaned forward ever so sliphtly and pressed his knees apairist hers. She pot as far away from him as she could, but the car was very crowded, rirvl she. sat there, her cheeks pettinp pinker every minute. The third time he did it she lifted her eyes, stared him in the face and seemed alsiut to sjieak; then, recollecting proli ably how the inmates of the car would stare at her if she did. t.he bank . buck iipaiit in her seat, keeping Iter indipnant eyes fixed on his face. He raised the paper which he was pretendinp to read before his eyes. Now was her chance. Unseen by him she rais-d her hand and drew from the dainty lmnnct a lonp, pilt-headed hat pin. She placed it under her muff in her lap, ready for action. The masher waited awhile, then low ered his paper, smelled the violets in his lxittonhole. smiled carcssinply and leaned forward apain to touch her. With a pladsoiuu smile and quick as liphtninp she jabbed the hatpin through one knee of those beautiful trousers. There was a suppressed yell and a quick reaction. It took him about six seconds to leave tin car, and a he passed me I kn nv from the expression on his face that if ever a man cursed himself for a tool he did. EAST INDIAN BARBERS. Thry I'crform Th ir Work iu a CrUlt alilr Mwnurr. The Datives of India are very inge nious workmen, but their tools are of the most primitive kind. Stranpe to say, a sword made by the native workman-will not rust under ordinary cir cuni!tanees, ami the material is infinite ly superior to the best that Sheffield often been shaved by an East Indian in Jamaica, bay a a writer in uc Cincin nati Commercial Oazette, to which place they are brought to work the supar plantations, and have never had it bo well or comfortably done cither in America or in England; yet his razor, to look at it, seemed like one purchased at a ten-cent store. 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W 11111 I 1 IB J, S. Tf. COVENT GARDEN. The (ireat Fruit and Veicrtalile Oarden ol Ivnilou. John, duke of Bedford, had a cliance to live in the memory of his country men a. a jmhlie lienefaotor as Treat as the earl of Salisbury, and nephfted it for what? For the mistaken idea that his market tolls were too vuluable to lie iriren up. I have swn it tnted sine1 his death, say a Iximlon letter to the ITiiladelphia Timis, that he won Id have lieen willinp trt r-ll C'ovent tSarden mar ket if he could have, found a local au thority to nndertake its resrionsi1ititieK and expense. I tut he knew very well that his monopoly of market tolls would some day or other Ih taken from his family, and by alKtlishimr them himself, by destroy 'anr C'ovent tJarden market and improving its site, he could have added a more than compensative amount to the valne of his other property. The report of the royal commission on mar ket ruht and tolls has just lieen puh lished, and in radinr it one learns afresh how England is still riblied through and through with customs that onpht to be obsolete, and how weijrhty with her is the example of a preceilent that oupht never to have ben set. Be cause it was once held that a prant to hold a market was a franchise carrying an exclusive ripht. two of Indons chi'f markets, Otvent liarrien anl Spitalfields, remain to-day in private hands those of the duke of Bedford and Sir Julian liohlsmid respectively. Covent iarden is. as is well known, the great fruit, flower and vegetable mar ket, and its owner can by law prevent any other market from bvinp esta lishcd within seven miles of him. It is worth to the Bedford nlxmt fifte-n thousand pounds a yejir. and for Spitnl fiehls Sir J ulian (toldsniid p-ts five thou sand l;iir.ds a year rent from the pres 'nt less-e. Tie eiht mark-t est iblish-d or con trolled by the city of Indn Billings I'lite. Smithfield hay. the (Vntml meat and the Central fish. Kurinpdon. I-:id-enhall, the Islinrton catth- and the Ik-ptford fornd.'jn cattle mrirkct-. insure a yearly net profit of alx.nt twenty-five thousand fx mm Is sterling to their his toric iwner, all f whiclu of course. poeK into the pockets of the corpora tion and is no benefit whatever to the rest of the metropolis. Throuph these markets passes practically all the meat and poultry supply of Iondon and near ly all the fish. Thus, it will K- seen, throuph the centralization of markets not only does the Londoner's dinner pay what is almost equivalent to an octroi, but liefore it pets to him it must make lonp journeys across the city to the central depots and back apain. This centralization isthonpht to le a greater evil than the imposition of tolls, and probably it is so. The commission's re port on the tolls is found to lie a rather unsatisfactory document. Its historical treatment of the subject of markets is all that could lie desired, but it submits no definite plan for correcting the pres ent system. A majority of the commis sion des indeed favor compensation upon the abolishing of the private fran chises. But a man need not lie a social ist to feel that it is absurd t i t ilk of compcnsntinp tne owner of a nuisance. Covent (Jarden markvt, in the lipht of the needs of modern London, is not only constructively but actually a nuisance, and, considerinp that the only vegetables you pet in England after all arc 1h tiled potatoes and brusscls sprouts, a nuisance wholly without justification in common sense. WONDERFUL DRIVING. A Star LrlTrre IN-markable mare of Mind. The death of Barnum recalls an inci dent of his visit to California a 1 tout ten years npo. says a westerner in the St. Louis tilobe-lk'mocrat. The preat show man was seldom surprised by any feat of horsemanship, but, riding on the liox seat bvsiiV William Ftiss, one of the famous whips if California, he was treated to an impromptu exhibition of skill which he candidly admitted he never saw equaled, Fiss was driving a six-horse stape along the mountain road from Calistopa to the peyscrs. Just licfore he reached the pcysers one of the leaders dropped dead in its tracks. The shock swerved the other leader and broke the singletree loose. The horse were pinp at n lively trot downhill. (uiek as thoupht Foss al lowed the reins that puided the two leaders to run out throuph the rinps, and. giving a slight swerve to the others, he cleared the dead and the living leaders and continued to town with a four-horse team. Had Foss hes itated a moment the horses would have became tangled and tlie coach might have Iteen upset. Barnum had a pood opportunity to sec Foss nerve and skill tested as he sat beside him. Foss didn't seem to think he had done any thing extraordinary. He naively snid: "Well, it was the only thing to do, and I did it." ORIGIN OF A NAME. The Word Siberia Traced to Its Slavic Source lT ItQHalan llooknten. Since the building of the Transsilter ian railroad was resolved upon and Siberia, has attracted general notice the world has ltecomc interested in the origin and meaning of the word Siberia. V. M. Florinsky, in a paper published at the university of Tomsk, holds that the word is of Slavic derivation. It oc curs for the first time in the writings of the Persian historian, Uashid-Eddina (1'247-131), as the name of what now is called western Siltcria, for in connec tion with it the historian speaks about the River lrtysh and the steppes of Kirghese and the Bashkirs. The Rus sians have known the country since the latter part of the fifteenth century, and official mention of the "Siberian land" is made in documents dated 1554 and 155fi. The word is supposed to have originated with a trilte of Hans which was known by the name of Sabirs or Sebirs, and first lived in the Ural mountains and snltseinently set tled down in the regions of the Ion and the Volga. The city of Sivar, which existed in Bulgaria in the tenth century, was a monument of the wan derings of this trilte. The Sabirs were also mentioned among the Slavonian triln-s on the Volga enumerated by Jesph, king of the Khozirs. Now, taking these accounts into con sideration. . it appears that the Huns were of Slavic origin, and that the name of Sibars was as sumed by or applied to that tribe of tho Huns which has wandered from the north 'Sever) into the southeastern regions. Another scholar, M. Potanin, in Busskoye Obozrenie maintains that the origin of the word. Sabir is derived from the Mongolian. 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J:ut f ,r nil: none t'; , , ttii .: t'.H-ir in iv -:u , ... ... k-s rnplil. thi'ir ::i,:i i:n;,,. ly. 'i'lii-vc won- tV- i, -Vi tic frovi-rinri' tit, wit',. ;, 'rn :i:iili"rx. it-, ;ir: ; .T'l tritv. :t 'li Jhiii. i ir ' :".t vv 1 :i .vi. ; . U th si'li-s ivi re n- tin f.rtV m'irrow's 1 . -: 1 5 j w: ni rl.t. Hut 1'. v v r.l -it: tin- . ! :-i' , 1 v.-;i- :i M-.itrv. N,i!u- t t: I !." :inot 'i'-r n i --lit :' . . '. ;: it if tln-y v rf rln ; l.ours sli'fji now: t!,, of tin1 iii' ri on- V..C. ly l"fii- t':- iic-,tio:i , si. m;. Tlie nij.r''t xvris 5nt.-n with tin vci-itioii i i hn:i;r :iiii;..t the 1 1 : i : r -: : . of t!i.- harrier, fv.ryt .1.- 'I s, unlier !1 . the vli:i(ie these liari ien.ii !, we s.) i.-eenly! Ai:i their ;m:i i,ir, c shotted for tin- ;.'ov. i ,:.t 'i'ivo li! I teles distant fr, ai foi-trrss a little rir l tuni, ,!'' :iut faA-il 1 ivinhli.-.yiy i:l injrliht on the Jl;i i-j hi 1;. . she ejirrie.l n small lvs!:. i. was a red Titipkin. This ly to pn.-viMit the ni'ie iru--:, lroni lilovin;r it off. (: , the walls of the hi:';! ii- J; , softly toward liie li;-.i. .,.. Iii-iuvr she drew, tin- jui!-..,:. ,!;. heart increasing ti.e i i .v Jiro.u-iied. K.:t .he l.i She hud :ij'ftroa !ieil Witi.i:, a 11 H'k of the Itarrieade, v. In t; trl on a small jileee nf v...... cracked noisily. liist:mt!y i..'-, of uns "cliched." an,! a !.., . tratinr voice rimy out: " Wi.,, . : . She tried to answer with aii Iitu. hut she could not. Kvcry eiur. itaralyz'L Her mouth w:ik .rr tontie mot ionle.ss. ),,. t. . attempti'd lo stij-jwirt :ut., ;( i: the wall liear which she a. e;. She felt her stre'lh leavii,; . -hoail ltftfaii to swim aui! i.r v was fall-in. Slie ijr..j.j.-.i ,..r'. t ried to ra is,- Iht hands. '. I:, n -"Who's t lu re?" w:.- r -ih i and a moment afterward tiir - j:::' fTtire the i-niuiiand: "i ir, "' 1: hrat ions and V.a lies f f.. -r.tr !c. churned limskft.s foil nv.-il : The walls of the h"!N iv!ri:i: ".-h k'1. Tin- a wful stidti v ,i : r The little mess, r. r slir,, ;., . I it i fill , pleading cry and :'.'. v., nain. The sileuee -.it:ini.-'i :i ::. :: or two. Then t v. 1 i:i . .- . their earns. ilese-nded th !'.: l.reastworics. and 'i tit i'i ." in which the shots 1... 1 h, a i': ul thcin struck som. 1'n'a.' v.... fiMtt. He sto,i.,-d iln-n. -- 1 l-'ranz!" lie cried, "it s a !:'.:. He picke.l the slight form in :'. arms and started at ii run t : harrieade. His rnni;nii:":i huskct and lirani-.'ht it with i.ii first man, after cr-sin-.' tin' i " twik his biirdi-n int a t ivi rn i! i" He. laid it on a tahle iu t'i n; 1 A liffht was he hi over 1il ::' The man razed at it ke.-ti'y a '' then utU-red a terrihle -r.v: ' " he'avens: It's my lltr!-1 .hr:" dr.tjtped on the ihtor as lifrli a--little -rirl he had killed. It " i ' daMLrhter. nnd her err:i:i 1 h:-: hritiff her father so-net hire' t ' The tnve.ts. hearing t'i- '"' suntvisinir an utta.k. a,! ,.-,., 1. :i.!- the ltarrie l.ie. anl. : wonid not ask for (iiait r. t.'i-.i shot down to the la-.t laau- j: saddest oeeiirreti' i' t h- rr '.v :r-' oflittleJa.net while on her i."-1 love. FIRING A REVOLVE. To Attain Ititl.lil "! ."r.l' Aim Vl.tiiK He s i:''' ('apt. .1. l'orman. '1 !.i:"' ' ' says in the St. l.oui-. . -e : 'It i H jx-culiar fa- t '. !. i'. " even ace.oinnUshed sh : 11 revolver ourlit to 1- . all of them are taught t- ''" ' !' as if it were a riile: ilia' i- ! inr the .hje.-t aimed a I and hind sijrhts into i'lu- ' well cnoii ;i for sI. '.'im : . lice, hut should net.' r h ' ' the held. In trainin ; ' " revolver they are t.i'i r -:- ' " never to look at the w.- .;- '" '1 to keep their eyes on th-. struck. In quick lirin.r. a..-1-V, in sluKitin-,' from hoi--. 1 -i l; ter results an- ol-taiu i1' ' :-' : " A man throwing a si !' " at his hand: neither d - " jtl-iyer sirit aloii;.' his " ' rules apply to the use "f , I have mhti men trained """ lently at a mark when they y see their Jtistol si-'litN at !- , pa st el " hi rd wen- fastem-ii 11 'v of the cylinders, which ' " ; venU'd the men fr.-m sights, and (Treat ly iti-T.-:i-ity, as well as the ai . u ' fii-e. Nearly anyone caa correctly, the inaccuracy lM-in-' line to trend'h:' ,! t.: ln fore the trier i- I'" in;,' the sie-ht the tcmi't ' lone; is removed, an l orally the most accurate. .s.d : .a t- lir-t ;s pri "' Jin AHorte.l I-"'1 . Tliere is a farmer "h' ""''',', ! drives into this place O'" dence (It. I.) .htiirnal. lXr.l wnprrtn load.-d down " j'-:1 ,'!.,, Over the hack of the W'1 '' , , huff alo rolte. I'ndcrthis. pa- one end the front end kcfrs of cider: under the K V 7- Wlu n this wily ohi :!-.L-,-, i pntiiiLiLiii i.i.ii.i'- - , : up the hack end ol i. ( lt hihits his tenirM Taricc f''""'' wnys saying: "I've j.ret t . hoss packed m the f'-rr- r"'t,. v stops In-fore a h.u' " "'r,.".s- in -a little cider f-r ""'llV ')f ty r tilts up the -fonvrd '' ' . , and draws the cider ;l;.,,.c when his liol.l.lin.-'eld l.:i, .. r other houses the .''"" V''r ,.. e a ierk, swimr- it vh-:ir " ; . . y, 1 load of sahildcsand y'; v.;a hare t' i- tn "'" .J- '