r f 7 CLERICAL SALARIES. The Liberal Remuneration Re- ! ceived. by Note a Divines. llituUnome Income from Dispensing the Gospel of Jesus Christ Among the C'ltiseus of New York lily. Howard Crosby received'?'', 000 a year, and the conprepation will give a 'ar larger sum to anyone that can lill his place; but, alas! such men are not to le had for money. He had a handsome inheritance which enabled him to grati fy his unusual benevolence, says a New York correspondent of the Troy Times. 1'arkhurst and iixth (also Presbyte rians) each receive the same amount, . which seems large, but these men have so many ways for money that they do not get rich very fast. They have a long summer vacation, which costs a great deal, and then it is so easy to spend money. They can readily point to other Presbyterian clergymen who are ctill more favored 1I Point ol salarv. Paxton is paid ?l".ouo. while John Hall has 512.000 a year and a house worth ? 1.000 in addition. Taylor, of the llroadway tabernacle, receives jf 1 15,000, but pays his own rent. His conprepation however, carries fs.O.OiH) life insurance for his family, which is a very handsome addition, und he may certainly be considered "well-to-do in the world." Hector Kainsford of St. Georpe's re ceives ?.000 and a house, which is such handome pay that Father Ipnatius ex pected a liberal fee for preaching in St. George's pulpit. liainsford. however, tendered him only ?"0, which he re turned as being too small for the occa sion, and in this manner Kainsford came out "0 ahead. Hector Satterlee of Calvary is not so well paid, for, though he has a house, the salary is only -M'..00(. We reach bipper figures at St. ltartholomew's, where Kector Green is paid SMK)0 and a house. His conprepati. n includes the Vanderbilts, whose father (William) was buried from that church, on which occasion admission was by ticket. Keetor lirown of St. Thomas' also receives S",0UO and a house, with the satisfac tion of having the most fashionable congregation in the city. Rector Hunt inptou of Grace is paid ?S.000, but the rectory is the most spacious in the city except Uishop forripan's palace. Grace church was at one time the cen ter of fashion, but it is now compelled to live en the memory of the past. Morgan Pi-, the rector of Trinity church, has a large staff of assistants. His salary is td'JKH) and an allowance for house rent equal to .1,000 a year. The assistants who serve Trinity chapel and St. Paul's receive ?7.."l0, which is large pny for small work. Trinity estate is the greatest in America and is really wortli suo.i:i;0.ooo but its income may not be so large as that valuation naturally represi nts. At the lowest estimate, however, it is f rom W.OOO.OOO to ,:l,0i)..00!. The cashier or comp troller" is Steplien V. U. Cruper, who receives flO.oeO a year for signinp check;,, the real work being done by his clerks. He is rich by inheritance, while his wife is noted as a clever au thor, her pen name being Julien Gor-. don. The efforts of the Protestant Episco pal church in tliis city arc now directed to the construction of a jrrand cathedral. Trinitv. however, can do the whole work alone out of the advance in real estate during the next decade. To prove this I refer to the recent sale of a plat (containing less than an acre) to the govcniuient fr the appraisers" warehouse. The locality is in what on-e .-;:s Grcenwh-h village, once cor d Trinity's poorest property, but it brought - J'.io.coo, Udn-f an estimated advance of double hi ten years, and all of Trinity's property is advancing at the same rate. To return to salaries. 1'ishop Potter receives f.,000 and his house rent, which is .:".0(H) additional The Potters are a rich family, and How ard Potter, brother of the bishop, is up amor.fr tlie millions, all made in the banking house of lirown Iiros., of tvhich he is now senior partner. Their wealth, however, has ulwaj'S been identified with good purposes. lli'U'r Newton and Koliert Collyer are among the .5,0(K) men, but the lat ter makes a handsome addition bv lecturing. He docs not, however, hold the same- distinction here that he did i.i I'hie igo, nor does Kittredpe, which shows iiow easily New York dwarfs Chicago men. Eaton, who succeeded v iv.ipin in the Church of the Divine .'uU-rnity (I'niversalist). is also a Srt.ooo man. The rich reformed Dutch church pays each of its pastors ;sS,000, with a .curing pension cf more than half pay. 'I he latest pensioner is Ormiston, whose voice and health have utterly failed, and yet his intellect is in normal condi tion. rendering1 his retirement very painful. The most independent or rather unrestricted preacher is Charles F. Deems. Commodore Vanderbilt le queathed him SvlO.OOO in money and the life use of tt larpe church. IVems has no board of trustees and all he needs is a sexton, a choir and some one to at tend to pew-letting and collectinp rents. He is indeed the most autocratic preacher of the present age; but this privilege will die with him. for the church will then revert to the Vander Vdt estate. It is the only church in the world whose existence rests on one person's life. On the Altar of Vanity. A malicious maid who had to leave the service of lrincess Frederick Charles of Prussia apainst her will has been telling in the most plausible way the means which her royal highness adopts to maintain a slim waist despite her advancing years. According to this authority the process is as follows: When her royal highness has almost finished her toilet the service of two sturdy maids with remarkably long hands are requisitioned. These ser vitors press the sides and front of the corset while the mistress of the robes pulls the laces with all her might, and are not allowed to relax their efforts un til the princess, by a little gasp indicates that the pressure has become almost unbearable. Wood Oranges. "Blood oranges" have been investi gated by order of the health officer of Washington. The story that they are "fixed" with a syringe and a little ani line dye has Wen going the rounds of the newspapers. It was seen by Dr. Townsend, and as the supply of "blood oranges" in the Washington market seemed to be abundant lie directed an inquiry with a view of condemning the fruit if it had been tampered with. The chemist to whom the mattwr was re ferred says in his report: "The oranges are naturally stained, no artificial color ing of any kind having been used. The small spot on the side is a fungus spot and not a puncture. It is impossible to stain an orange by injecting any arti ficial staining llutd into the fruit either before or after plucking from the tree." An Oltl Acquaintance. A dissipated old man applied at the quartermaster's office in San Antonio, Tex., for a position as clerk. "Do you know "anything about gen eral management of the office?'' asked the oflieer. "Do I know anything about (icn. Management? I should smile. I knew him when he was a lieutenant." Texas Siftintrs. . I I It isn't done by others that's why the guarantee of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription should command attention. It's a pnarantce that means eomething. If the medicine doesn't give satis faction, in every case for which it's recommended, the money is prompt ly refunded. Remarkable terms but it's a remarkable medicine. All the functional irregularities and weaknesses peculiar to womankind are cured by it. For lencorrhea, periodical pains, weak back, prolap sus and other displacements, bearing down sensations, and all "female complaints," it's an unfailing rem edy. It is a powerful, restora tive tonic and nervine, imparting strength and vigor to the whole system. Try it, if you're an ailing woman. If it doesn t help you, you have your money back. As a regulator and promoter of functional action, at that critical period of change from girlhood to womanhood, M Favorite Prescrip tion" is a perfectly safe remedial agent, and can produce only good results. CARTER'S m SVER PILLS. Pick TTeaache and relieve all ib tsosuti dent to a 1'ilioui state of the sjatam. such a P.iziness, N.Ui,--A, Drowiiiinjn. Iiistreaa aftaa eating. Puln in the- Siile. o- Whila their moet reu.aiia'olt success lata been shown la curing 4 trte. yet Carter's Little Uvor Pflla aiQ e-iuiliy valuable In Constipation, curing and pr Ttuticg thiannoyinRComplalnt.whilotheylno criec & all disonlcm of theBtomach.aUmult tna) lircr and regulate the bowola. Ereu it Uej only Aclisthcy TfonlJ boalTncatprloelcwitofhoMwhO BU.'.Vr (ruui thia tlistretwicg complaint; bulfortu rr.toljr tLeirRoodneaadcxM uotend hersind tboa V ho cue try thorn will find Uieae little pills valu r.t lin aojuny iraytht thoy wiU not ba wil llnt to do without them. But after all wick hea4 'JiC l inj c? ro many Urea that bore Is wber tron-ii-e our rnaL boast. Our pillacureit wtiia c v -'d r ot. Ci-rUi Lii:lo liver Tills are T-ery null and ;-Ka. OnoortworilUinakaadosa. a--y aro sttict'.y Tc' tableand do not gripe cr y : - 1. :." lui-lrgc jti j action please all who --.; !-:' la vi:iUat SScrnts; livefor$l. oS ... ::'5 svcrjYiiuie. cr sent by mail. " ". :."c :,-:i"3;C;!NE CO., Now York. .V I. Fill. SMALL D3SE. SMALL PRICE junliSl ly N'K Makvili v. It. I.. March . 1S91. I. the nndurbul, suiort j froiu epil. jify I,ir 5 years, Uat no ni pititp and could do no work whatever ; cu.-ultttl a nuaiber ot doctors, bn: nil nail thi re v. us li rt nieiy for liiy diKCftatv 1 thi n took I'astor Ko-nis's 'r Tonic, ace ui now i i x-rtict bt ithh. and w rk all the tlnx. Thousand tbnul.s to yinr rn t v. fHII.il flONGEON. 35 PuosFFCT St., Newakk, N. J., March2, 1)L. I got aome ot Taatoi Koeui s Nerye Tonit for ncrvouaups and slot ISHt:ts ami t: h.-lo.i n.e ; the drat time I took It 1 had la. bst s'o-'P I h'l hid for scv'-ral months. 1 aleo know friends of laino who osi-l it find sa it ii the Ihic nerve tonic tbt y ever uacL. : wriTo thi. tbut ino irall-rer tn.y use your n--Klicint and t hwptd by it .T. VfTTTTW FREE1 A VaJnable Rook n Ker-roaa n-eawii ant iroe to any address, nd tftoor Datietita can aluo obtain tbia inetlicloo tfre of clianjs. This remedT has bn Drenared by the Reverend Paxior kot-nut. of Fort W.vns, Ind- since ItT and is now prepared under his Uirecliou by Uie KOENIC MED. CO.. Chicago, III. Sold by lnizsri!tj at SI per ISottle. & tor S3a Liire C ilottles for S3. B. J. LYNCH, TJJSrrERTA.KER And Manufacturer & Dea'er In HOME AND CITYMADE FURNITURE and mm suns, LOU NGES, BEDSTEADS, TABU?8, CHAIRS, Mattresses, fec, 1G05 ELEVENTH AVENUE, ALTOONA. PENN'A KT'Citlzens of Cambria County and all others wishing to purchase honest FURNI- 1 L KK. Ac. at honest prices are respectfully lovited to give us a call before buying else where, as wb are confident ttat we can meet every want and please every taste. 1'rHes the very lowest. l4-l6-,80-tf.l WAN WHEAT AND GRASS. Th Who of Europe wants WHEAT. and the most of America wants CRASS in abundance. 72 leading Agricul turists have written us essays on "How to Crow Wheat and Crass. These, in pamphlet form, we will send Free on receipt of three 2-ct. stamps. Members of the Farmers' Alliance nd Farmers' Clubs can have their Fertilizers made specially to order, at reduced prices. W. S. POWELL & CO., " Baltimore, Md., ( Brl('U FFRTILIZKB MKrFCTTRKK, IXKtKTiUlS or AuKici'LTimi, Chkxicaxs. junl.Jl J3t AIVKKriKEK Howell ., ty addetslnir p. lOSnruoe SU. Mew York an lorn the ox.tet eoet of anT pronod Una of UiVKKrisiMr In American Mtwsiaira, loo Vmtn P. .up It let loc El TED A GENERAL'S TOILET. Tn Great I'aJn Taken with 1IU rersonal A ppearsnre. It ws just after one of thoso famous battles in liuljraria that several war corro "p2least?i, iua writer among' oth ers, sott'Ht an interview with lien. Sko beleff. says the New York World. Ap proaching the general's quarters, we were aceo.tetl by a guard. Who are you?" "MacOahan, correspondent-' That was all; and we passed into the in elosure. It was a picturesque scene, lighted np by the glow of " camp-fires, around which about a couple of hundred Cir cassian Cossacks resteil in picturesque confusion. We made our way up to a round canvas tent.' An orderly asked us our business. "Tell the general I am MaeOahan," and a hearty response came out of the tent in good English: "Come in. Is that you, Mac? Ah! and Jackson." We entered. It was a strange sight that met our eyes. Clad only in a striped-silk shirt and trousers, Nkobeieff kiit at a little camp table, on which stood a small mirror, lefore which was an array of combs and brushes and toilet requisites. And what do you think the most famous of Ku.vsian generals was doing"? Carefully polishing his finger nails with an ivory handled nail brush, his valet-orderly standing at attention beside him and brushing his uniform. The battle had only ceased an hour In-fore, yet Skobe leff had already taken a bath, had washed off the stains of battle, and,' with hair carefully combed and beard brushed to a" fashionable nicety, as if he were preparing to attend a ball or n banquet, he was deeply interested in completing the minor details of his toilet. It seemed impossible to imagine that the handsome fellow ln-fore us spruce and clean as if he hail never smelled powder for a month, was u famous general whose dashing heroism was the admiration of the world. l?ut as soon as he Wgan to speak there was no mistaking who it was. WONDERS IN MINIATURE. Mix I'll Ira of Soisrs That Could It II1J tlen I n.l-r thr Wing of av Fly. At a shop in London in 1745, says the St. Louis Ke public, was exhibited a common llarcehwa nut-shell holding a toa table, tea boanl, a dozen cups and saucers, with sugar dish, lxittle, fun nel, fifteen drinking glasses, live punch bowls, ten rummels, a pestle and mor tar anil two sets of ninepins all of pol ished ivory, exquisitely fashioned and, according to the account of the time, "all to In" plainly seen without the aid of optic glasses." This wonder was the work of a poor artist who hail hit upon this plan to make a living. His little exhibition was soon outdone by ltover ick. the watchmaker. For one shilling this last-named genius would show vis itors the half of a common cherry stone, from which he would take a quadrille table, twelve chairs with skeleton backs, a looking-glass neatly frameL two dozen plates, six saucers, twelve ipoons. a dozen knives and forks, two alt cups, and a' lady and gentleman whom he seat-l at the table. This same Iloverictc also made an ivory ?amcl that could lie passed through the eye of a common needle: six pairs of steel scissors that could all lie hidden under the wing of a common house fly, and a gold chain of two hundred links, to which a miniature padlock and key were attached, all of which were of such minute dimensions as to lie easily pulled acrtss a pane of glass by a Ilea. Later on. ho produced a small ivory coach to which he harnessed a flea, coach anil steed weighing exactly as much as a barley grain: and a crane nccked carriage, with wheels turning properly on their axles, carrying four passengers, two footmen, a coachman sitting on the Iwix.oa dog lietween his legs, driving six ivory horses one of the leaders lt-aring a position, the whole atrair so light that this same pet flea could set it in motion, but was not equal to the task of dragging it across the showcase. A TEARFUL REQUEST. The Touching- Krrar Knarlrd Ilftwrtn IllMom Friends. I have a friend who is one of the most talented young men in the west, says a writer in the Chicago I'ost. The other day he came into my office and made a cold-blooded bluff about taking me out to lunch, at the same time flashing a one hundred dollar bill liefore my as tonished eyes. I took him up, right then and there, of course. We went to the Kichelieu and ordered in the neigh borhood of sixteen dollars' worth of food and drink, and pitched into it as if we hadn't had anything before for twenty years. It was a safe let that this remarkable exhibition of generos ity meant that I was to called upon to give up something, and, sure enough I was. "By the way, he remarked, as he was lighting nis cigar, "iy me way. old man, I want you to do something forme." .,. - s?rr' - v "All right," I replietl promptly. A f riend who blows vou off to a sixteen dollar dinner is entitled to a soft an swer: "What is it?" --rJ"" "I hate to ask you, he went on, puff ing slowly at the cigar. "I m devilish diffident about asking favors of my friends, but you can do this, and 1 don't think that it wdl give you very much trouble. You know-1 have never struck you for any kindnesses, long as we have known each other. 'That's so," I answered. "Go ahead. I'll do anything I can for you. "Well, you see," he went on, "it's like this. I am no," he broke off sudden ly, "I can't lear to ask it of you." There were real tears in his eyes. "Don't let yourself be disturlied, old fellow." I cried, verv much affected. "Kemember I'm your friend. "No, I can't do it," he saiil, when he had recovered his composure. "I can't bring myself to ask you right to your face." By this time I was very curious to know what the trouble was. and so I proved a soft mark. He counted on that. "No," he continued, "I can't tell you to your face. Perhaps I might be able to write it down and go out of the room while you read it. Will you promise not to look at it until I have got clear "ontside?" Of course I promised. What else could I do? So he wrote down four or five words on the back of a wine card, folded it up and handed it to me. Then he shook my hand effusively, said I would never know how grateful he was to me for my kindness, and went out dissolved in tears. When he had shut the door behind him, and not until then, I unfolded the card. And this is what he had written: "Please pay for the lunch." LITTLE VARIETY. Vebsioxt has game league. organized a fish and "Why do they call them 'fountain pens?' " "Oh! I suppose because they are forever overflowing." For troublesome weeds and for prass in sidewalks, driveways, etc, apply a dressing of coarse salt; this will kill all growth, lie carwful not to put it on any thing that should not be destroyed, however. Chaki.es Kino, of Danvers, Mass., claims to be one hundred and ten years old, and when he is seated on a soap box in the corner grocery he defies all the Ihys to prove that he isn't a genu inc antique. -PRACTICAL- -AND DEALER IN - e - -Xsv - -3 ! - i ? " - . i . t We have wagons, buggies, surreys. High pride ; as Iiht. Strong, durable, stylish, as beautifully finished as modtfrnii-d manufacture can produce. Built on honor by men of life experience. Honesty is our policy; prompt shipment rur specialty. We want to know you. Write us. Certs y u nothing. May lead to business by and by. Send fur our catalogue. It is free to every reader of t'lis ppr. Biug hamton Wagon Co., Binghamton, N. Y. i "RIIIIT FOR RI JSINHSS " L : . J ft l.rars ( J) 2 THE ib 2 l I Q HAY-FEVER AND OLD HEAD Elitt Cream Balm U not a lipud, mvJT or CflA tAw. Sold bp drvwUi or tent by mail on rtivt f,F2'''- h HP 3UC ELY BROTHERS. 56 Warren Street NEW YORK. uUb LADIES! Are you rpckless enouirh to Tenture If mi -; two cents in im to the Hark I"ubUhing Co., 5iM and 3i WaKhiturtou Strf. New Yoik. fo ooe of th-ir t.lun rated IicHcrs Books," It is a ni-TeU unique, mi.i u:tt ri.:-: iag work to every person .f rt-fiin-uient. On receipt t ten oet-.tn in stamps ihi y w ill send ptpaij full hi t of tli- ir lai:.aiia house hold Kaiue Verba. Ffr fen omtstliej wiTI ttlefe:nl n ImhiI, r-oiirriti:ii-tr complete words 4i Mikjuio.' n:.d iih.-h- j its iiiot Miuuisr nil!:-, 1i:olliT w itli I. n t xtTTSi:t climiuo rard-. QUINEPTUS S A Tery I'lt-rr-irir. l-r:.i'. rWrrr-l i nri!;: 'f cnmiwHiM lir ni-rnit!i" tii- i ;t:. ii.,- :iT r: other bitl-T dri-j-. eii i. r .':! ir !li i-l "i OntN per Tint l!n-?le. P-i -cr.li 1 ir. ;:-.. .',,. pliyii iiis in Knrnt- a'e.l Ann-ii ;. I -.r -i ::c- CouijiauiKS every bill lii.-. Ki.r l-y l'iuj;-T. The Academic I horLiaceulic 532-535 WWHSSCTO?S ST, M'.V YC.'K C:T. ELIXIR. 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We will meet tbe prices of alll hoooraole eotnpetion. We don't do any but first-elftis work and want a Hying price for it. Willi Fast Presses anOew Type We are prepared to turn out Job Printing; of every discription in tbe FINEST STYLE and at the very Lowest Cash Prices. Nothiue but the best material 1 nsed and oar work peaks for lUelf. We are pre pared to print on the shortes. nutice Posters, Proobammes, BcsisEsa Cards, Tags. Bill IIeads, Monthly Statements. Envelopes, Labels. Circulars, Wedding and YibiTixa Cards. Checks. Notes. Drafts, Receipts, Bond Work. Letter and Xote Heads, and 11 op and Party, Invitations. Etc- We can print anvthlDe from th sruallost and neatest Yieitinc Card to the largest Poster on short notice and at the most Reasonable Rates. The Cambria Freeman, EBENSCURG. PENN'A. Wall Paper. Send lrtc. to our Mail Department for new samplosof l.il. Nice Papers for 6c.: Solid Cilt. from 15c. to 3(ir.; Fine Embossed and Irridejient I'apers irom s.c. to wjc. roll. J. mm MILLER & CO., 543 Smithfield St., PITTSBURGH, PA. (Mention this paper.) MarchS-Wl-'.r -AAiTnpi!ii.(,; !r,f.--n.ttii, r.rasa- K.V SI ITM1 t IJC U,U..IJ 1U.W toj TJ . iain 1 aii.i:. Trs.i. aasM KUMU 4L CO. . - " oi lironflw.T, TO WEAK MEM y .rrtfi NX" Suffering; from to effects ol Toothful e-rrori . ear ly decay. wastio weakness, lost maobood. ele . I ill send a trainable treatise (sealed) containing foil partlcoiars tor home core F st TEE of chance. A splendid mediea.1 work, snouid be read r-T err matt srbo la nerrnos and debilitated. Address lrf. r. V. IOWLI.K, Heedas, C eta J T0 yoo need Job Printing XJ i'KCEXaJi a trial order. It to, give In several eastern cities barln-r .hop? kevnonen all niirxit. and wht-rc IJu-ti is no Sunday Jaw thoy keep ojien the ya round. Tire larpest barn in the United State in about to te erected near Lexinpton, Ky. It will be one thousand ftn-t long and one hundred feet wide. Califojtsia'b pold product has fut frror shadmved all other minenil pnxluctions in that r.t:tte that it is rather surjirisinjj to learn that since the yield of quicksilver has reached a total value of $70,500,000. Many years apro some careless map maker accidentally changed tJoblin City, Col., to Golden City on his map. The error was widely copied into other maps, and to this day one sees on some of the best maps the name of tioldcn City instead of lioblin City. The one-hour verdict of a Maine court in lsfl'.t. believed to In- the shortest sentence to imprisonment in a criminal case in this country, was greatly under done by an English julre who sen tenced a woman to five minutes in jail for having married a man without o' taining a divorce from a former hus band. This stands now as the shortest sentence on record. There is a curious freak of nature to lie seen along the road leading from Atglcn to Cochranville, l'a. Two pood sized streams of water meet at right angles on almost level ground, each having a heavy fall in reaching- the point. The water of lioth streams meet, but neither is impeded in its -ourse. They cross like two roab aud continue in their respective leds. FOR INVENTOR AND MECHANIC. An electrical expert savs th:it 11. Jiht has lieen found th::t will penetrate a fojr better than the old oil lamp. Wiiitt: tar is one of the latest inven tions or discoveries. It will not lecome soft under the sun's ravs in any eli!a;.t-. and i evptH-t.tl to le nsed larpely in calking the deck beams of fine yuelits. Tim application of the mieroscope to machine-shop pract for the jitn-pose of proving whether serliu-es a.v true, is pronounced by expert-" as 1m-ii; the lx-st method for obtaining accuracy tlius far aufTjested. A new device for sifmalinfj at sea has ln?en successfully U-sted. With a ma chine, something like a maic lantern, letters from six to twelve f.et lon' can be thrown on a sail at niM, and m:ile so conspicuous that they may lie easily read a mile from the ship tlispiaymff them. A HAXUFll. of raw pi? iron, wi-ihin. aliout five pounds is worth five cents: it would make a 1 Hint sivty taiile-knui' blades, worth conve.-t.-d into te-l watch-sprinjrs, there would Ik- alxmt HO.-IO:) of these little coils, whi-h. :it the rate of j?1.7. a dozen, would Ik valued at -lo,0T0.s5. Tim-: iollowinjr plan is adopted in the Taris lalioratory for testinr the compar ative durability of puvinjr st ne. A sample of the rick is placed r.jon a hor izontal plate rotating around a vertical axis, and pressed ajrainst it If suitable contrivances. Tlie wear 1 . iiien com pared with that of a si i'!ilu.d iiatcri::l under the same conditions. ,' ECCENTRIC INDIVIDUALS. A New York brokcias framed ses of dinner cards over fi3t'n hundred in number as mementoe-f f the pood times he has had. An Indiana man hafleft his wife and a good deal of properf and has written from the mountains - iut west that he did so liocause his tyfe was tooponl for him. An elderly New Aorlcer, whose busi ness takes him to fiirope twice a year. always makes a racial contract with the steamship tipany that if he should die on the f yage his lody is not to lie buried at sej Miss Tt.i.a Turf a pretty yornrr la.y of pood family, esidinjr in WiPiams- bridpe, N. Y., lias married a nerrro coachman who as darl: 11s the spiritu alistic M'anee. hhe says love may le blind, but he n see well t-nouph to jump over the alor line. One is never io old to pive up a b.vi habit. A lady if Isles?oro. Me.. -ifhy-cipht years olilvlio bad used tobacco all her life, hafuisearded the wet-rt this winter, she iasn't piven up wick. thouph, as shdnakes it a rule to ki it a dipnet every dy besides doinp o:1.t work. j nERE is a lady who believes in "paintinp thtitown." Miss Sahra Car ter, a wealthj woman of Wilmiapton, Mass., has aprea 10 pive ten ta msanu dollars to tlj town, the interest of which is to l devoted to the p;djiti-p of such hous as may need it, privi r- inp the owns thereof do not own do-i and bclonp a temperance organiza tion. A MAGNETIC PLANT. An Indian I'lant That Shocks the liamtn Syitrm. Tliere hnsli'-en discovered in the for est of Imhs. according to 1 lie teel:s fepoit, a strtn;v-- pl..nt, v. hi. .1 possesses to a very h.p'i. .crrre.' -tiinishinp mag netic powers arid which is a preat source of ;inaov:inee to hunters and tourists. It las lecn named tlio I'liilo tarea elect.-ui. The hand wbi -ii breaks a leaf from this plant immediately re ceives a fchork equal to that which is nriolTi.-.-1 bv an induction coil. At ict ion coil. At a mpTctie need. will le deran red di';t-"iev of 'x y-.rds a is aliect.-i bv it and if broa'.d ui.'ur. Tli cni-ry of this binpular itflaenee varies with the hour of the day. All powerful alxvut two o'clock in the afternoon, it is absolutely annulled dnrinp the nipht. At times of storms fts intensity aupments to strik inp proportions. Durinp rain the plant ' stems to succumb, and bend its head' durinp a thunder shower. It remains there without f rce or virtue, ev.-n it one should i-lielt-.-r it wll'i an uralin U:,i No shock L- felt at that time in break inp the leaves and the needle is unaf-' fected beside it. One never by any'1 chance sees birds or insects alipht oi" tbe eh'Ctrie plant: an instinct seems warn th -in that they will ii:id certaiB death there. It is also important to rcm::rk thnt where it rrrows none of the mapnetic metals are found: neitlr iron, cobalt nor nickel an undcnial proof that the electric force lielonps ex clusively the plant. Iler Tribute. Over in the Evercreen cemeterr on recent bright Sunday the doinps o woman at one of the gTaves attract the attention of a chance visitor. "Wie the woman had finally pone away.tl visitor soupht the spot to discover tl cause of several patches of bripht ool that were visible there, says the Ke York Tribune. A leafless bush prow the head of a little prave. Upon th ban ping from every spare stem, r paper roses, red, blue and gTeen. the grave a wreath of the same jn laid, and in a cheap vase set in 1 earth near one end of the mound tt bunch of more paper blossoms, ipj and purple, and of a fashion akin to known botanical specimen. The eft was grotesque and withal patiie The woman, probably a berea mother, looked to be a German, r and thrifty in appearance. This rio color and unstable decora tio it . doubtless been a loving effort with" and, whatever the absurd result, spirit which animated the offeriaj j as delicate and beautiful as if it ward token were the choicest bl 00s nature's conservatories. , v- a. the - 9 fwimvmn p gwii. 1 d tte Jcir.ts, Uvcrvz'.i, SpraJne, etc, etc., the I M PORTE D &2 ram tAriiunx iris r'r vf'i.LjvrB tx Vzx&Sui Taetixcai! cut cf Tbeizxztt : Your Arrli or tOn lvx ,h'1 It im ptcd lnt. Ouft miT blt-r. nufTTtiirVTaJii Iitti- be ttKu TLK8 VH Noli, A VA-5T1 CO Cents c bottle. OF MOST UftTT-XJiSTS, OH IHUKCT TH0A F. A3. BICHTER & CH BIO Jiroadmtn. vt. X-rrt : . 8 TZZZZ XXtiXS AViZZZZ. cs" TVrprc Rni. Vv i-tw IvW B- FdfcT'X mea. m Appl.cat.on. o;t 3 IT- '.VHrrm'K! O! Whu Vt":ni lii.An: T: -vt.:-. V -V .... ,.. : LiCA' ' - : r-- xw in IT -KtANvo-r. - " " - r Him w. .uEMeFUTION 1FTFO KnuroiT.nu ' avs cbeo jjra BtxsKxn rr. .L Irrp4 oji Sugar, Csirfm. W Tt. J77 Trareir iiou Id La a IxxUe of It In hi. au-bl. EVGttf 5 "Jiff3 rfl From Kheuuiatlmi. Rd- J r7 J "'" k-i. Nu- vons Harf Dlpbtbrrla. Onturlis, IMrrh. i.r .nrhin.. Asthma, Ct rm Morlram, 1 lrrli lAtnuzuaM, Sorwi-. " Bd3r or litnt. Stiff Jotnu or Ktraiua, Kill Bjid in this old ilrje Wief and siorrtr -ui. I'uunMvt tn. Hoi . rtrrrmhrr. Inv ai t, hy uimil. br-ttl.-. Lxraai41.ax 1. M. JOLLNSOJ -t CO, Ucrox. M ... Yf.ooli Cold, toolx Sicli, I TouK H I sa cm ni n.i : I tRiio My Menls, I tnfce 3Iv J?o?f. . i . A'.virr.i; 1 CAN l.AV MV I! A Mi, 1 ;it ttn, - f r-i r.n' Seed's r 0! t .if and im ( 15 J it v 1 ' IK l'l'. AM) IS : v.- 11 1 un; FLESH 0?4 V.Y DON FIG i : k 1 1 1 i M . s 1 -11 11 1 ; . : -.v.- -xv :- . 'ITT'S KMI'ISION is polN ii v. Take ro orm n. UoM'I.KS II I If 'avf at, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Pst at bnsiiiMs rondncted for Moderate Feet. Our Office is Opposite U. S. Patent Office, .nd we ran secure patent in less time than those emote from Washincton. tiend model, drawing or photo., with descript ion. We advise, if patentable or not. free of harpe. Our fee not due till parent is secured. A Pamphlet. "Bow to Obtain Patents." with lames of actaal clients in Tour State, county, or town, sent free. Address, C.A.SNOW&CO. Opposite Patent Office. Washington. 0. C. tin FOR ARTISTIC JOB PRINTING TRY THE FREEMAN. itMC Uti la f.tffnft h)rr 1t-i taVi; WiXaTL ItaT Ha. Itr A ( l'W-. AltafiU, letaia, aiiH .ItiM. Il'iti, lulewlo. 'hta. rt. Hbwra arvcloauf m -! I Wbjr iwC voajT burn ran. vr MM. IH a mmiUi. Yarn rau dw tb work and fT'fMr mtm emmlw "inurif from 0 luW-f. A 11 -. abow ymmhvw tad Mrt Tim. l an wmt it rr tiiuaa OT Sll til IIMte. tiltj fMOWr fax V'tra, r. ratjiura an know ti amwaa thrtm. K KW ml wrtffftorfWI. fart bra arafr) ItaUlaaU db C'.. Im mH4 frntlmmMmimm 1 -' rt.tt I kit . H r -. a. a Fi' c: 8eno FOft Large iu.usTnn. ctii,.. i - rr. m I 1 1 s UH1 SO u. I r4 II nai iAKFSIS,,rtvrJnnnt I ifm I II ITlrelM-l mikI isjin ni.illiii Ir9 H II Ii" AIH-HKK-iftswnnil. Siinil'li-s ll II H a lfAd.ires.4kkl. U II UB1 w lx -iK -w Vera tity. uiiU' : ijr AV0XliK!FULWAl;i;, Ilistcry of an Arkansas " markablo Hocklcp A itfc inrer That .in( ...! (ItkrrsW A l!l,ni, ltll"' 1 V Sum Are mm S....1 1, , IV- " ititlu nri m- .-, mail. hint, is rep;,t-,i,..j . ". ' os-fy. Mis (Diirj;,. ",.,. . the adniirutfim of t.. Arkansas lui tv. j; j symmetry of form are ti--:. . :" otli Mher bird, and li .,,, s : fiass tliost- ,f tnv ' y . Tl . ..' p;i soil; sn-r, J iM-ins li;n- .,.. alniiit hi ln-aii'v ;in, ,rr. ' 1" eomiMmitions with o. . ,u,;1.!.f ' " !ii!i- In-i ii arranp-vi f .r , " nistrnment, lirass and r.-.-,; ': " in tuneful p.ii-p He hi, !',, tiiity, ami sou-.'s have '.,. k. '"'"' tai'e ni.l castle :,u, phupean aecuip!is!i.,.; j ''.; tlie air of lreeii.iin au.l the topmost Kmlinf v.iu v-' inp niapnolia. with v.,i0!. m .' ' will arri st the attention ..ft;,,.," -ti-.-ine eynie no nuiu.-r . ii:.litT-ri-iiL-e to i&umc tl,,. ; ' possess or how apt a Mil.i, t.j -tr:iT;i;-,-nis and sj.oil.- j, . i'lace tlie l.ir.l in n will Ik just uscritr.-iijc to the ear as tliouph In- . the full enj iyinetit of . any point of view the nii-;,;.. .' curi-'sity. ne of the most remnrk;.!,;, i this t harai-ter. however., is Mrs. Thomas V. I'.aird. It jv , " . der of the tieiphl-orl.i-.sl. . l'('jmc possessed ,,f t,1P ,;r" three years ap.. when it -;is"a'." fledpclinp, and up t a few ui,,..",, and from the time it roili ii ovarian home it never .m-j a . . lir; t it contracted a inaiiv .;:s - inp ail its feathers, itv., :,ti,v j, ' pcriix! of vc r one v.-ar U In-iK-reft of 1 eoveri:i:'. Aswit'i liinnan h.-i.-i;. . aCliction : foreeil. ". tip")n the iieels of an, it;,., birds. Mrs. l;ai-!'s I !. ... cal a; .pearanee lia-1 s . ;, u" preat ileal of a:.,r.-, p.v f, . saw h:m, lep:i:i t,. .IrfKip. ." prew s. .re, which re--ult.il in tV ,. thr-e of his toes. Tln ii u.-..','.. lx-c-ame diseased, the hall . tirely out. His misf. .rt un-s r ., here. His other eye Im-cuuii- ' : afliii.'ted; the result hcin-r t-n-.-ji that which K-eiirreil t,. tin- f :-j -r-' Then his bill pot sun- at-,1 1 ;. .s.; was effected it heeaiib1 vif..-;. -resemble a pair of c;:l'..( r-. Z ailmer.t enih-d the .!. -of the warbler. He -V.-v.- i. . ' Ixvly was soon coven-il u u, a o i lautifitl feathers. Now he i.. the ornitl,;.- -::. -' of the feathered trils a ' Arkansas senator to t'.i.- when vi .t inp apainst a n ir . '-:.. ' propriation. Hut wh-.-t.-.-.-, sustained in that d:-.--t;..:. .t, r fully made rp in Lis Miipin-.'. 1;;. ; are as vurial.le as those ..f a vi ... j as soft a:id melliluious n-, . ' flute. He i-inps by d:.v art i v. nipht: his nocturnal ru t such soft and soothing in. conducive to sleep. " ' W'ht-n Mr. Thomas V.. Tl:.jr! -' to his' home, ja.ied :' cares of the day a:..l :,-;; .-. 1 "nature's sweet re -,ir, r, ; nerves Ik- the lea-t k:;! "Arkie," as his w.n.I. rful .-. ; called, is placed in lii U- i .: Jilid the iiis!. of tlie N, .r.-.; . : knits up the raveled s!.-.-v.- :' ; the rivmi v. here the eat -r. r:--., chant I:-, in- in ;iri.al r J The pr.-er r.ani ..f -.'.;. . "Ai'Viansas." lx.-n.r ,..;;,.,! -short. He has l-e:i ;i. ,;er!'. f,.r in many ri"rei t 1- r,-;T-r' determination of th.- ;r.,-;:.', . of the st..te from vhi-h h.- ,:-.' ' name. 'J here are s ,'ne !., r who may Ik- blind t- t!;- r- .- ". commonweal til. Ti,. r. i--;.::: whose ideas are s.im-w f.:it fvi-t ' the manner of "Aii.i, '-" K'i. " there are other-. wh..v i.-t away from tin :n at t'.:a ' ' wis. tnkcM as a v,; . i i.,7! in its vo: -e to thri;i ' ! . v; 'A -: not -sof pr press. a'..: ..; !.' repreMr.ted at the 1 him'":: not. it will not t:i..; :t :i..r.: 'Arkie did. and d-l-.-l.t wonder those who ! t-v ' of the praii'! mareli .,f it i r developments. i 1: r THEY LOOK FUNNY N3 The ft alilons r ln-.r. s,.. m laairui Our l'r-si.t o.il- In a copy of a iirin."!.!- ' ''" -of rcU-uary, 1ST5, wLi.-! " ai ' in an attic the other ,;..y a- ' "-fashion-plate torn out "fa Ri-'i."-'-" the year ls.".'.i. and up. n t'.i- tu-. this ohh-r si p a wcll-kii.." n te written: "How ridiculous t!:, ions look eoiapared wit tasteful and becoini::. ,.:.!! fa-:;- to J is:.-,:' The p.-rson who h.ad the mapazine theA :""''l ' 'l ' folded, colored leaf ulr.eh ha!'! the pictured f. .rms of half ly-dresscd lipures, and l,",'3t lepend: "hes iuimIcs rarisii-Mc' rt:ary, 1n75." It was impossible t i nr of hearty lauphter at th, s.- "." and tasteful fashions" if oi- : years apo. The women are dra,',I ;n seem entirely made up ' h find Ikiws. Their skirts 1, 11 1 " hanp ilown ward at ail h-'--; up from the bottom in s.i"' " r' " of flo'.inees and b.ws uu. 0 with immense '-pol, mais.-s Around their necks are f''"1 " fles. Their hair is I .' t f? x .. 110ns" at the back of th,' 1"-' " , tlie extremity of this pr.; net or hat is pvrehe.l. From beneath the hrf1- ; dazzlinp Mite skirt- ! !''' '"' ' I i v ' absolutely square toes "I a j In .!,. ... !. f.. ...-n to nr, ,'..'t- i i Ac Ho, e., ar-3 n.A, 1-1.1 'l'l... hr.n.1 tiiat '' -tv t nal comment take tips r-; isyi and inserts bet we, 1 the fashion plates"'! instead of an app fash ion-nl ate of 1- .;:,t;Vtf tl'' l'.;r- ment: , ,., "I Ictiow our fa .i' "j- 'J' j'.r nicer than those of '''.' ,u j ; they'll look just as rM'u'" ' N. Y. Journal. " I.. vi i3, lUch l no.iKii to ""r 1 The swellest iH'opie tii'n ', most part, the poorest. "B' to the I'ittsburph 1 ':-''..t Sprinps, and in this r like the rest of tin' w-rl.t . old man to In se. 11 al"t lobbies of the hot. is "''" .; ttr-et. whose coat -'r'"J' r. I r I 14 in buttons, wlio ..- t!'"ii-' the iM.tt.-nis and v. f"' vil-"' 1.1.. w ,fi ear- i... i;,n .ii. his 1. tt f " ' . b.- mi'-i-t he "v ,,rti, ind t ,-....!.. l..-i has u aw"" Yet the eccentric i""-;'1 ..1 ... .. til. ..ne foot 111 111'..' 1 . till r theothcrinaruhb-rsi' ,r n millionaire and '"' .....ty the new town that 1- " plrd- of the rattle-trap h1 t ' lpe which Hot V' -r lately, . J II i