atiu.M Hunt t,i. ViM,i' u a, ' il l I 111.1 Scotland. Ia S; rj ind an l In lilwil iU rp'e. isav?ry pimii ir dlvi'.ii:i' rn :diata In nii.ivTs. i ,iri oi mid ip ai.in. y n pio- j U'bly du ti tliti coiuia v.i notion thai i lha treft of knowl-! - r gwl mid r'vil '; VI; 1 1 4 an ntn)a f rui II r .. . m n ! i i nuif I ...... , .... ..... ... , i th HS3 of nptdrt pics in lov aff iirs A lover would tak a pip Niwen th ting- i er and thumb, and shoot, it up in the i ceiling, and if it s'ruck it his or her ... Kish wouM bn accomplished, j Nowadays a maiden tests the fidelity i of her belovd by putting a pip in that fire, at the s.ime tims prcannnc'.nu h!3 came. If th pip fc.irs's with a rep rt U ia a sign that hp loves her. tut should It burn eilentlv she is convinced of his want of tru afl.-ction for her. This ia often preformed with cuts instead of pips. Ltiy mentions th very c amusement cf paring an apple breaking the reel, and then throwing- the strap over the left shoulder, in order to see the Initial letter or the lover's narue formed by the shapa the paring takes upn the ground. This is cTten one of the nunv divina tions duly practiced 0:1 II dloween or All Sii'it'sevp. Ano'her way ! the e;rm season ia for th curious m iidrn to stand before a looking ijlasa combing her hair with one hand auJ eating aa npple hold iti the other. Tho face of the future husband wi'.I then be setn in the looking glast look ing over her left shoulder. Mrs. La- tham, in her "Sussex Snp-rv itious." 1 gives another apple charm. T.very per j son prt s.-nt fastens an apple on a string j hung and twirled round before a hot J fire. I Th owner of the apple that Gxsi falls ! r off is declared to he up.,n the point of marriage ; ami as they fall successively the order iu which the rest of the inrly Will attain to mut riiuouial hoccrj !.s clearly iudicated, single blessed ne be ing the of the one whose arpls is the last to diop. link's for a Clear Skin. You w.int ro keep vour skin nice all the tiia ? 'We!:, then, heie are some rules for von : Dju't bit he tr. Imnl w.iter ; soften it with a few droiu of ammonia or a little borr x. I) m'c hathe ynur face while it is very warm, and never use veiy cold water for it. Din'i wah your fare wlim you are traveling unless it i.i with a little alcho hol and water, or a little vasaline. Don't, attempt to rern"v dust with cold wau-r. Give vur face a ht bath, usinc pU-r.ty ot good boap, then give it a '.Vim;,- rir.'Mrpr with water that h 13 li i I thf chill tnk :n er! of it. Don't tut) yur f;ice vith 1 wirse towel ; just renumber it is not mile ot caat iron, and tre:i! it as you would the Ants" pi rce lair', gently and dtlic-itely. Don't a sp.c2 or linen ra j for youi race ; choose insteid a llinnel onp. D-)n't believe you can gi-t rid of wrir.klfs t y ::'.:i.-.g in the crevice 3 ith rowJ-r. Itij'el give v,-,Ur f ice a llus 6ian hV.h very night ; that is h.ithe it with w.trm w.vter so hot that you won der how vju can stand it, and ttien, a n-innte after, with cold water that wiil make It glow with garmth ; dry it with a soft towel ar.d goto brd, and you ougfi: to sleep like a baby while your Pkin is growin firmer and coming from out of wiii.klt s the while you are res'L Ing: A Leopard Taunt! bj IVrhime. Wild an!r.ia's are. completely farina- ted h.d can ho tsmml by p;-rfum".s. ' There wis a M-s. T.-e. i:, India, who i li:vl a tame !.,, ,,d t!i;:t p'ayul in the ; hous;wirh hrr chiMr.-n. He was very j IniiUisWive, as a'l of the cat trite are, and lovrd t.. f-'ar.-l on his hind les ; ith his fore pawi 0:1 toe. window sill j and look nt the p r.'hy. j When th'ch'Mrn, wanted the p'aoe ' foj ther.-lvM '.!.ey u, ;,!, all take hold 1 or his t:H a- ! pull him down ty thar. He w;vs fenr-rally v; ry aroi.ble, but j sometimes. 1:1 c:as Wr.' very sburp, : tbe chi' !ern w, re scn.M.-d, j S'' Mr, T.-e !aiU';t S., to keep Il13 J , ' ' f n r y cxnx him, when he i l P". 11 l.ft'e p.rer trsv Cn whi id Javeud-.T waler had teen dropp-d. Tl w.?x;id throw h'n into tranpors of de e- I l.rfht. lie wou'd ter the paper ir.o Mts nnd roll ovt-r ib-m on the tl or. "With nnthir hnt a bor'" ef lavei der vater I have hi come thelprt cf friends vith a lopud, a tire."3 r.r.d a Hone?. In a rap rs rfrie. IIw to Tet a Morse. If you Hi"! I your Lord's d!sp,-si'Jon will do, yon ronst r.xt try bis powers. Get on him to ascertain .hc edacity of the lur.tf. Unless !hese are :,,unfi BD(j carici-s the bee', )cs Wll, not carTy bim fasr. l)a Vood lev 1 rosd or on an uphill s'.tirm and without rxuch load either on h'm rr behind bin, cettina him to trot a mi In tire minuses. Then tret down . and wairh him brea'hin?. See if the i nostril easily op'n quite wile enough j for Iheir wotk. j Listen at the windpipe ard take care there is no t1n of whefz'rpr there. ' Look at the ll rks and see if ther are i working bird or if they quiet down rs ! they do flirecMy after tha hor-ie stopa. TlTeeiiiry notice if tl.eir working is ' recular. and with no double spasmodic ' effirt to exjvl the wind. j Ar,y ein of such uncomfortable ac- Hon should la a fatal objection to any ! bors". and your trial need rroceed no j further. OU. w liai a ( umtn. Will you heed the wartime Tlie signal fuini-i u you can srror l Tor tl.e sake or sav 1 nj; ;.o c!,t. to run tlie risk and Jo nothing for If. We know from exr.erience that fctlHntl'. ('lire Kill I'nrn r,vi. -, .,.,1, l. nevor fal's. TM explains why more than ; 'riiKi ''Hi.mw!ii aiw.y.flnd n at out m. a M:ll!ro H.'tUcs were iold the r-ist v.ar ' "' bu ''"' hu.lnee hi.arn. tTerythiaa-keVt Itr,.IUi-ilV,n 1 ' 1 'l4r , tt.il uJ roj. A Lain room he t een ca ll rellr-MM t.f.up nn.l Whet pii. Couch at ' "' "tih the .1.. p here the , uhllc (aa t ODre. 0'hrs clu net be without It Fur I ''"l!"''""1 wUtl h,,t wr co,J b!h- Bathtao I ,.. , , l'ul U- n I furju.icj iMinec.nl thereto etl perfertly I-nme '..urk. bain or Ch.t use Shlluh's ' t- kl a sraoiALTT. J Torous 1-l.i.ner. N.ld by lr. T. J. Davison . W. D. KITTELL. 1V.pi.k m g,vi health retpiire ei-rht lAttornev-n t-iaw, hour.' el.fr. Thi i iifrvom nn'i ' i K-'ns "e...i e te- t:iKsRi'i:'i, pa. i "if ' Artu.-rr umidih?. . i. fourt Ugwc. TAP DPIVTlVr jUI) ' A Tlltl FIZIZEWAW P" n"biTlPr DflCS ' I . . 1 i me piacj 10 get your JOB PRINTING ...... ., . icuiupuy kuu sausiacioriiy executeu. v e will nifft Itrn prices of alii houoraole couapetion. We don't do any bat first-class work and want living price for It. Witb Fast Presses and New Type We are prepared to turn out Job Printing of every discretion in the FINEST b'l'VLE and at the verv 1 1 o u u Lowest Cash Prices.!; Nothing out the best material l- used and our work speaks for itself. We are pre pared to priut on the shot tea; notice IlfsiNEss Cakds, Taos. Hill Heads, Monthly Statements, Envelopes, L.A11ELS, fllU'ULAKS, WEDDING AND Vimtixu Cards, Che, ts. Notes, Ukakis, Kecehts, Dosd Work, letteu asi Note Heads, and 1Ioi and Tahiv Invitations, Etc. We can print anything from the smallest and neatest Visiting Card to the largest Poster on 6hort notice and at the most .Reasonable Kates. I The Cumbria Freeman, KttKN-snUKG. PENN'A. h CIGARS & CIGARETTES. Li PATENTED 1 1 -' Tin s- CixxU ( onlaln tlie Lratcioi Mcvtllea of tliu I'lue Tret', T'rfo them for a ph-asant cmoko and Fpi-.My r.-lkf for INFLUENZA. ACUTE AND CHRONIC CATARRH. CLERGYMEN'S SOKE THRCA T. HAY FEVER. ASTHMA AND ALL BRONCHIAL DISEASES; they are free front adulteration, as nothing ia used in t!i.-ir manufacture but the BEST OP TQ3ACC0 and FRESH PINE NEEDLES. 11 vNCFAcrr;EEi by PIKE NEEDLE CIGAR CO. FREEHOLD, N. J. ?l;'-r ". r . 1 1. .t aiathr SthUme Xbhaf antoj C-f Y"' 5 r-c 1 b-T uvl UTOLFT'B 1CMK Bi.A'K I.Nii rr.v tn-i.rt w- ir uur Ulan befor &ud Woiff'sACMEBiacking It the T,!ackin7 for Hen, IPom attd The i:irju:sT 1: lack rousii. JZJciny Iathtrr'uttrpn..f ami IuniLU. 2'ti lMth. A S'.it Iais's a WJc. l.n iiijti..f t l: m- -J.-r, tam at Ou clotk. Bold tf hho atorcs. Gram. DnKI, and nHAiW II n.rfc ij. WOLFF & RANDOLPH. ph.iiselk FDR . i & Hogs. CDit;.nesj. Blotches, and all diflculties aris. In; him Hpuritief cf ta Elood. Will rtliev Ilexes at Oiic. X'amMttirtJ fy tk JOPFA KAfJUFACTtRiSS CO., LYONS, N. Y. PERUVIAN TONIC LIYB' REGULATOR. The only inn ao.l radical cur for CONSTIPATION; ' DILIOUSNESS. ' INDIGESTION, and all illMrr ol the llvrr. ind fcaa cured hun.lre.!-. el , and It the unlr remclj liTihf.t .li'fiN.m.l In rases n Whlrh the m.st KHi.iiul .t.y.i-iiiM have ntterly tailed. Tri'lm .nl.il? in.-n bun.lrejn ol l eoi.le livln ' In Bl:iirr.unt, IVnn.r lvn l. It ! manu-i-Uird hy . x. klrlnr, Mlllaraa ur. Pa . lor the T. 1. K. Co.. and lor l.y K Ururft.-w at btt rent tr hottle. fone kbduIiiu except laNc-1 thuws the ln dhn arrow-h end tr Je mam. April j..tti, yj-lj. STAB SHAYIHG PARLOR ! CENTRE AND SAMPLE STREETS EBENSDURC, PA. J. II. (5ANT, I 'ro i .riet or. 4 Interesting Relics. A rusty musket and an ancient silver watch were found at the bottom of the Merrimac river a few day? ago which suggest an tot Musket WM bro otherwise show suggest an interesting history. The broken at the grip and ed marks of damage. The hammer was down and there was no bullet inside. The watch ia the more interesting relic of the two ; its extetior and interior are finely engraved but only the latter can be seen, as the action of the water has worn away most of the outer engraving. It is a hunting scene, showing an In dian oil snow shoes armed with a knife and a hatchet, awaiting the charge of a mouse that had tnrned at bay. The inside of the outer case bears this inscription : "Presented to Johua Armstrong on his 21st birthday loving mother. Prudence Arm- April 10. 1620." Tbe inscription of the maker is as follows : 'John Bowles, Astrologer to his Majesty, 103 Threadneedle Street, London." Tbe discovery has given rise to many speculations ; it is possible the" place waa tbe scene of a tragedy, as it was a famous stamping-groan d of tbe Indians, and Is near where they buried their dead and the squaws culti vated maize. The dates show that the watch might have been oa the spot when tbe Indians held the land, and tbe action of tbe water open it Indicates that It has laid at the bottom of tbe river for many generations. A Financier of Four. Master Tommy, boy or fonr. has de veloped and early fondness for dimes and nickels, and, although be seldom asks directly for them, wherever he goes tte air Is full of hints. There Is an old lady living near Tom's borne who Is very fond of him, bat who also Is extremely careful of her email change, so that none of it ever finds Its way Into the little financier's pockets. Tom had nearly exhausted ingenuity In hinting, and at last, by a fortunate hit. succeeded. He went over there the other morn ing in a penniless condition and leaned affectionately against tbe knee of bis old friend, who at once possessed her self of one of bis chubby bands and be gan to fondle it. "I wou'd give a thousand dollars to have such a nice little boy aa yon for my own," she said, petting blm. "How much is a thousand dollars ?" asked Tom, with wide open eyee. "It is a great deal of money." said the old lady, with a sigh. "Am I worth as much as that If pa pa would sell me ?" inquired tbe young speculator. "Yee, dear, and a great deal mere." said bis friend. "Then," said Tom, with a cherubic smile, "don't you think it is worth a nickel to hold my hand ?" Farm and harden Notes. Canada thistles 1ot8 the lazy man. This is a good season to cut timber. Have you a good drill Tor fall seed in V Shade and good water in pastures now. Dehorning and dewrinkling tbe Me rino sheep Is suggested. How to feed soil is still one of the problems of the age. As the pasture shrloks, the bay and grain ration should swell. Eirly cuttinsr of grass for hay fayors the growth of th second crop. The most prominent system of frnit culture on large farms ia the ahlftleas system. Some Pennsylvania frnit growers raise tobacco in their orchards, and do it successfully. But they don't allow any weeds to grow there except tbe to bacco weed. Fruit should be handled moeh at eggs are handled. It will not break as read ily as eggs, but It will bruise and de preciate through rough osage and this results in loss. r . -v-u. ,a m uuit ivi lair SUUiLUf f and autumn, and ft a-nt.tj n- I marnet in winter even could U be irrown and kept along witn a'pplee. very fruit baa Us season. Ilowells Heroines. WTiile admitting that the novelist's heroines are true to life. In many in stances being actual photography, wo men out of books object to them for that very reason. Real life and real people are prosaic and tiresome ; they carve something unreal and proportion ately Interesting. A rather startling tory i, told. Jn connection : At a !aber party in Boston a well known woman writer eat beside the rovelist Some one called on her for a speech, and, womanlike sbe refused to respond. "Oh, von must say something, Mr. Ilowells insisted. "Get up and say the first thing that comes Into your bead." Tba ladv rose at - his Instigation and said slowly : I can't make a sMeb. L I never could ; bat Mr. Ilowells told me to aay the first thing tba came Into my bead, and eo I will ay Mi. Ilowell. where in the world do you find tbe per fectly atrocious women von lve ns in fyonrbook ?" and, under cover of the laugh wbicn followed the embarased lady, escaped having conclusively proved that the novelist's description of feminine eccentricities are not orer drawn, t 'DuBno. Tbe train or tbe North waa late, and as it drew up near tbe station there was a great deal of harrying to get tbe large amount of waiting exvress matter on board. . In the midst of tbe bustle and confusion a man approached witb a dog in bis arms and a moat bewildered ex pression oa his face. "Look quick there !" shouted tbe express af ent ; "where's that dog going ?" The bewilderdd expression deepened on tbe man's face aa he gazed at the struggling puppy In bis arms, and he drawled out : - "Well, I dnnno, and he danno, and nobody dunno, and he'a eat his tag !' "Wasan't that dog in a dilemma ? SUSSCLIEE for the ZZS23S, THE SPRING MEDICINE YOU WANT Paines Celery Compound Purifies the Blcod, Strengthens the Nerves, Stimulates the Liver, Regulates the Kidneys and Bowels, Gives Life and Vigor to every organ. There's nothing like it ' Use It Now! " I a.-t -nriag, W:,r vrry i h r :u irti ar.e dW i'lvju.-J. 1 jimrtirr-j 4..- ut t I'l l. r (tui LVu a tiew ii:nn. , a jrez.i ml touic : epru ii.erthji, 1 do i.ot iu tt IM f-..iL" W. t ;nFRM.rr. Bnrller k-nerI v. N. O., Burliujrwn. Vt. H.oo. Plx for tua At DruaT.ritA DIAMOND DYES SZ.SSS.'TJSLSi I LA CT AT ED FOOD 2ZZ? DRIHK PURE MATER DY USING THE . Bucket pump and water purified m- -v. Wrrt:t.j.w- It. I ii;..m ur iJm Vrii-r ! rent for feet. GEO. HUNTLEY, Agent, Ebensburg, Pa THE ALLENDiKGER AUU ARBOR, -5 ManuCaoturcrt of HIGH GRADE PIANO? and ORGANS. Importers and Jobbers of Music and Musical Merchandise. W 4vcknowlA?o no Tlv.la tn bov tylca. in TOX2, ACTION or WO B.K.BCAKSHXP. Tianoa and Orpaua ia ALL atjivs. Wa tua jdutufaotKrra tn.1 mM aaaniua.evatrar'B pnc. Ox c-era Cox anyi Ujic lu tsaa moaao ii&a wUl rtomt proapt atcnuon. Corrospoudezioe tliujta. lava Xf uuta WoAUni. FACTCRY: Cor. First and Washington iiz. RTA!L .tf IREH05KS: D3 Sa. Kaia St SWEEPINC PRICE - REDUCTIONS I Preferrinsr to carrv Uncle Sam's Dollar to a big stock, we have inaugurated a Great June Sale. Sweeping Price Reductions. A rare chance to get fine Cloth ing far below regular prices. A. C. YATES & CO., Cta and Cnestnot M. (Ledger Bundle) 131a ana Chestnut M. B. J. LYNCH, And Manufacturer & Doa'er in HOME AND CITYMADE FURNITURE and bush ran, . LOUNGES, BEDSTEADS, YABJL,138, CHAIRS, Mattresses, &c., 1605 ELEVENTH AVENUE, ALTOONA. PENN'A" tsyuitlzens of Cambria County and all others wishing to purchase honest FURNI TURE. Ac. at hDest prices are respectfully lDvlted to give us a call before buvlcsc else where, aa we are confident ttat we can meet every want and please evwy tacte. IMcea the varv lowest. r4.16-"80-tt.l WANTED AGENTS TREES, SHRUBS, VINES, &c. i tMUT woHr Blry Ay or Cwa nlaelon it prvfarrett. "rrA.:d3!- ticlrf Inmi. I H . C. CHASE A. CO.. PHILA., PA. 1704. 1800. FoUelea wmtea at fkort notice In ta OLD RELIABLE "ETNA" ' wther Firnt tiaai Cempaalri. T. W. DICK, JUEXT FUR THE . OtaT HARTFORD FIRE INSURANCE GOUT. BUSINESS Ebenabnnr.Jnjy C1SS. , KLTS CREAM BALZT TtuUa liquid, tuj ttr jxneder. A pplUd f to noriUiiuiclljalaorbed. It clean tUJuad. AUapt inflammation. Ileal th tortt. lUttorftheunttcftasUandtmeU. IVt BROTHERS.lrusists.OTTesoT. I!n vi'.- ii-sj--! tmr I''"n-V "t Vtv 'nnif! -:hi-i tl;;?. -.'iriK. I fn i.tirl 1 fca.lii Uil 11 a lu' I!i'i-T jKjv' II'il it tl ;T. Tl.- '!! T.:t-T jr-Ml" mrul.itor. It Is m si'l-niim m no Wiur. abd I- e IukUiC It 1 hve u :t like a i:..tii." K. E. K.nokr, Watcrtovm, I.tkoi&. Wfjoa Kichabdoon & Co. ITopa. Burllntrton. Vt. CISTi:i?vf. Warranted to Purify a Foul T.VU or Cletcrn in Ten Days TJ1.0 or Money Hefuncl'v'a. It wUl dnw ten twnrunf wct r ir nlnute. A u-fi yt-ar uiJ ruM daw U r i fTJ a ' ft. V -t ir.m lu.ir: u. rv.i burst. No m: lcr or w w.-jir wilt. It bw flu w...d lu. w .r .-ut. i.T ,w iJlur- - Kit- . J - ml, ,.t rut ,r crri.t.-. v tin, fl. uin w 1 mwl- I mi. -'! I ' It p A, Mt..M !'t ltira;Ci ui ir If rw .i k slr. lis mu tr Ba-t up id r.ru-ri btlBUl.', Hi IV Im lttUilu W I " ! nii.r.. , Xi m: y.tjL. f:... I.nl-v ti.r t t of rnWotn '-. -i-. f- 1t- Rhi n 'f-nti r. t ( r vi -lu vmiwc i-:i. n-r ni-r u cvu t wm.r.ut Ht.:iifn! .f wm.T t" ft a tn -h. U ar44 KLk l tw -r 10 for a t-e-foot well or ritTu ; GO eery additional ft lu drptk, after 10 llln ajrrnt waiit-4 In tows tn th Ti.td !HaO-a. AJJr- BUCKET PUMP CO. 441 and 443 Plum Street. CIXCXNNATI, Cy PIANO & ORGAN CO., MICH., U. S. A. We Make a SPEOIALTY of j Organs in Piano Cases, FINELY FINISHED and HAND FOLISKEEO, In Rosewood, Ebony, Wal nut and Antique Oak And : containing: our: own Patented : Improvements. OILS! OILS! The Standard Oil Company, of Pittsburg, Pa., make a specialty of manufacturing for the domes tic trade the finest brands of Illuminating and Lubricating Oils, Naphtha and Gasoline That Tan be Bi FROM PETROLEUM. "We challenge comparison yrith every known product of petrol eum. If you wish the mast Most : Morally : Satisfactory : Oils in the market ask for ours. STANDARD OIL COMPANY, PITTSBURG, TA. octls-S-lrr. " ' PATENT STEEL PICKET FEKCE. 1UNDSOV.L, t.SUll 1U ITUJLE, Che xpr th on Wood, i r r - . . ... it x I li .. i' ) ll 'TltTrt'T-Trf lm -.li-i!.L2il,,4' '-'.'.Mill b ""I I n .r W.rf l-.u. W1..U .rilli. lor tP"m JiiT. V.hOT .f Do.hk ..4 o " ""'"x B-.y Ir.a FuIl,, Cmii.t. 5-.l-4 rU.,.. tuuMtm ..! riUK Kli;AI KR. CllM W.Z'.- T "" biMmut Irm. Cc.W. Ik bout AJU window acaatjis, m u iuu t ike woa TAVLOU A; DEAS, , -Ot. 20S & HOj Market fct.. I'ltWbtuxb, !'. Goto -leiSii-Bye -Wpa , , 138 Witn Sxjuurr, PxTxaBtno, rT ' Oldest eatablUbed boose In the city, wbere nothing bot yure icooda are but up, ftrictly lor family and uedictnal ure. Nothing belter than Uolden Weddlnic: Next en ne llt, uck eohrlmer.a. Uray'a iUunoneabela Kve; thoxe good are leading trands. Brandiea of vlntai;o of 1HT8 on hand, lima, Holland and lometic lao OU Tom. Finch's (iolden Wedding l 00 tut lull quart, C lor .00; tlnckenhetmtr'g the aame; Monongahela. ag.oo er dor en. Wines f.00 per dozen, M oo lor one-hall dozen. Secure ly boxed. Also hare In stock, a rand father's Choice, at -.00 per gallon, barrels at vpeclla. . Apr. 5!6, 'no-iy 0tt, bvi ptouh Mia hw. tillnjct KIMIII alckt r. i; Xf rrauhl If l. Sr l.m .d V ronUnu ITCHIKGPILES.trsJv trvtiir vw-t MWT-4S. rH AT JSK'H OlVr M KM sUafM th lwhtov mm a UUiiln, heU KJrrralWn, mmA hi fmoaal mm trinovrw 1 ho MTw. fltfeTM UlNVMBirr WtWU Uj OrUf JTMtal, T IMllrd mAArm teuwa. Ufi ft AY Ji JC fiuN. tttmmlmm. frn DISEASES SWAtNE'S OTftlENT if lte;il nHri, tl 0t,re i Oimwbvt" 111 out rximatiw b-w eVii-t'r irrUt,diirT fUt4 WriVfiAu. r mil fc Mil mt -t 1 fl.ifc. l4irt t-V When Vlartlag Pittsnurgh Expottlon, call an the KENRICKS MUSIC CO., Ltd.' ror i-atn or lira Prices on Pianos and Organs, '79 Fifth Ave, . PITTSBURGH. PA. jania em. HALF rHECDSTol hoisting saved 1? "rekel'er. Uutchers. iarn)r. Maehlneets, Haiidir9. (Contractors and OI'HtKS. Admitted to be tba great et imiTovemenu KVrUi uiua ia tackle Mocks. Freight jTepaid. Vr rite tor cats lorue. H'LlOiS IKON KXOINE WKS., . 10 llru.-h St., letniit. Mich, t-'tablishcd Woi. inaJO.Wi.ly i TVtKVBOHY In 'anii.rla C4.unty uliould lead PILE 1 V. Ilad Her Revenue. A woman carrying a faded cirpet bag stopped a policeman in Cfticaj and said:. "Which way must 1 gi to the the World's fair ? " ; "Headquarters of the dirctors are around on Dearborn street." "I dor.'t care a snap for the bead quarters. I want to knf.w whar tbe fair is wbar they are nbflwin' things." "There isn't any such place, madam. Tbe fair won't be opened for three years yet." "What, isn't thar ro show at all?" "Nut yet." "Didn't I see in the papers that Con grees had sent the fair to this town ?" "V-u may have read that this place has ren selected as the site of a fair to be beld three years frora now." "An' thar won't be none till then ?" "Not that anybody knows of." "An. Congress hat fooled me into comic' all the way from Moury to see that fair. Look here, this thing Is a fraud, an' I be'ieve you had something to do with it. D vou hear me ?" "Yes I hear you." "Well, wLat have you got to say for yourself ?" "Nothing." " "Then you acknowledge that you are a frau,d. do you ?" "I suppose I am," 'An' you are not eorry for it, nutber, 1 reckon.'" "No. I am not particularly cast down." "Wall, will you do me a favor, jps to sorter make things tquar ?" "I will try to." All right. Then hold thia carpet bag till I step right ever yander an' eat a enaclr." "Why don't you take it with you ?' "Feered somebody mout sVeal it while I'm eatln' Will you hold it " "Yes, I'll take charge of it for yon ?" When the woman had been gone half an hour the polio-man began to fe?l un easy. An boor passed and still the wo man did Dot return. Lite that even ing the carpet bag was opened. It con tained four dead cats, together with the following note. "These cats lay in an alley next toj my house, on the west side, for four' days. 1 have time and again Doti6fd' the authorities, but as no notice waa! taaenormy appeal I have taken tbl method of disposing of them. You may return them tome wher we meet at the World's fair." A Surprised Landlord. ! I repretted to See recorded in trie Amricao papers th death of Mr. Kingsley. tbe landlord or tbe Continent tal Hotel in rflil.delplila. I bud never met th deceased gentleman, but I had heard much of the very Rdmlrarble way In which bia hotel, under his able super vision, was always tuinflfred. I remember, too. the anecdote of the Prince of Wales when he stayed at the Continental some thirty years ago. Al bert Edward waa then a s'ender, rather gawky yontb, with very large ears and hands to match, the latter extremities quite oversetting all one's theories con cerning tbe small siz or th band and foot as indicating aristocratic descent on the part of the possessor. For here waa the heir to a lor,g line of kings and queens who was by no means of extra proportloLS, and who certainly was compelled to wear no less a eiz in irlovea than gentleman's eight. On the day sppointed for the arrival, Mr. Kingsley was engaged In superin tending the last arrangements in tbe drawing-room reserved for his roya' guest, when there suddently entered ,a youth in traveling dress, wbo seemed inclined to make himself at home. Quite scandalize',! at this ' intrusion, Mr Kinesley requested the young man to withdraw, adding, "Th's is tbe snite of rooms reserved for tbe Tiince of "Wales and nobody is allowed to enter them." - "Xobody quoth "the tiewcomer erf -meekly, but witb a twinkl of amusement in his eyes. "May I not stay just a little while to; look about me " "No. indeed," responded Mr. Kingsley, "I expct the Prince every minute, and it would never do for him to find anybody here ; so you will obliee me by getting out of the way as fast as posslb'e.".. ; , The interview was here cut short by the arrival of the duke of Newcastle, the Prince's guardian on his trarels, aDd the audacious Intruder Btood re vealed as the Prince of Wales himself. Mr. Kingsley was profuse in bia apolo gies for bis non -recognition of bis royal guest, but the genial Albert . Edward only laughed at the mistake and en joyed the fun. - ' ' I'uiuts of Interest . A rich New Zealand sheep grower says the mistake American sheep raisers make is breeding for wool alone on high priced lands and not paying enough at tention to mutton. Ilia own sheep are a cross of Leicester and Lincolnshire on original stock. Thus he has wool and mutton both. lie ships 2,000 frozen mutton carcasses to England every year from bis far Australian home, which is 1,000 miles south-east of Australia. Dakota seems to be running wild on eheeu. .Sheep can be fattened most, rapidly when they are from one and a half to three years old. , A terrific fight between some two stallions, Irish and Norman, is reported fiom the Murphy stock farm in Penn sylvania. Neither rails, clubs or oitch forks had any affect on tbe two infuri ate bru'es. It Is well to remember that a pistol tired over the beads of flgh'ing sTalliona willj affright them and caues them to turn taiiv and trot away from each other. The point In rals'ng hoga now is to get them ready for market at the ear liest stage at which they can profitably be sold. l3 rpr-iHl auil I.lv-r ('oui)i lalnt. - Is It not worth tbe siuall price of 75 cents to free yourseir of every symptom of these distressing complaints. If yoo think; so call t our store and get a bottle of Shlloh's Vitalizes Every bottle has a printed guarantee on It, una areor!insrly, and if ia does ou no Kood it will euat yuu nothit-g. bold by Vt. T. J. Uayisou: . r. jofiysros. M.j.bU K. a. w.bvvk I jiTABI-tKHEO 1RT. Johnston, Buck & Co., UANKIiKSS. EUENSliUIlG, - PENN'A. A. W. Bl'tK, t'anhlfr. I-TAl'.LlhliKW Carrolltown Bank, CAKKOIXTOWfl, FA. HI! A It IS At II, ahlT. T. A, General Banting Bnsicess Transacted. Tbe lollowinit are th irlnclinl leturea ol a Beuerdl Uliiuk (.unities.- : IKlMtSI1S Kecelred pj a!Ie on demuu 1. and Interest boar Iuk certificates leeaed tu tiiue depoxitura. Extended to customer en 1nvctraMe tertuft and ai'prvved jajier jlicwUDteil at all timet. tOLIT.f Made in tbe locality and upon all tbe bnnktnx towua la tbe United Mates. -'l.arye uiuUerate. UHAFTS Issued ncKutlable In aU tart of tbe VnltM l btatex. aud lurelKQ exchange irtued on all parti I ol i.uroi . j AtCOlKIS I Ol menrbanli, farmer and utberf aoiirited. to whom muuuLle accuLuodntton wilt be extended. 1'ntrc.iii are aa.-ured that all transaction ahall be tirld a kiriotljf private wd r-jetideaual. and that taey will be treated a liberally at geod bnukin lulci will permit. Ketpecttuliy, JOII MO. Ill t K O. Joua A. Ulaib. Z-a T. 111. air ULA1II & SON'S DAILY MEAT MARKET, , Centre Street, EtcnstnrE, Pa. Tli li-t Wehtern (.'Hille Hutch 'wl very U - A lno, I-'rwwh. IMinh, V-:il, Mutton, Ijinl, Kte., iilw.iy on. hand. Market open fit all hours and at tentive and obliging galesmen to attend to the wants of customers. To ear ratl1ta.( the mtdlriae nasi as mere than a pari,-! Iv. Tu be rnantDt, It uiutt contain Tonic, Alterative and Cathartic Properties. Tntt'e HI lie p...a. (he.. .wliUa La n tmlatatCfn., end Speodily j&estor e bowela tlielr aatoal p.riet uta, .o w4Mllal t rea-Wlarll, Soli. Ererywliere. TThtn I y CrBB I do tiot mean merely to f-op them for a time, and then have tbem ro turn cpain. I mkas a HAiiir r, Ct'iLU. 1 b&ve xuado tko disaa ol FITS, EPHaEPSY or TATJiTRG SICKNESS, Mife-long ettfy. I wwratt ray remedy ti CJitrb the wortt cases, liccuuise other have tailed is no reason lor not now receinoff a pure. E-endatoncttfuralreatiite and Isn Bottlb cf my Isrii liulo; Kemeut. tiive Express and rovt OJlioe. It costs yon nothing Xor a trial, anj it will care you. Address rLC.ROOT. M.CM I&3PcarlSt,HewYobk TpjrFr LOST or FATlIlfG HANHOODi 1 lUe-4t'Vonakl ss4 X V V J CT. Q T.L D'.T TTV. Errors r lxaMaea in OldarTttntir. lioLuai, A.l.l Jl MUi'I) ful.-r Heait.rro. vw la larr and Abtwlutrl SriThilltir HURt I hKATVLST roeeia to day. , U-lltj ttm lU NUltf U4 f Arica atUtrtV. Writ ibtsTL I ItcwCfiittle hook, n pswati uid roor Mallrd rM-aird ' frrflst u4x.m tHJE rtoiCAl. CO., BUFFALO. N. Y. tools Cold. ;. - I took Sick,' ' " I TOOK SiOB take My Meals. I tako My Rest. i ANTI I AM VKJiRorS RVOUtiir TO TAKK ANYTHING I CAS LAY MT II ANUS OH ; CHIillir fitt lM, FOR - SCOtt's Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil and HypcphospbileofLimeand S0daNVl' ONLY Cl ktlJV MY i'Ilt CoilMlltiptioil EVT EUILT ME I P, AND IS NOW TOTTING FLESH ON MY BONES AT THE KATE OF A rOtND A IAY. I TAKE I T JUST AS T-ASIVY AS I ! MILlC." SUCH TtSTlMuNY JS NOTHING: M W. SCOTT'S IMt'IiMN IS IULNU WUNDERS DAILY. VCAkil. MJ,li UfcAL NOr:DEAij: YET ! , . . - - . . o ' - VALLIE. llUTTRINCER, TIN, IXIPPEK-AMKHEEt-lRON, WARE i Kef.fHitlullj invites tbe Mtentttni ei his tnemls and the public in Keuentl to li.e fact that lie is still r&rrjrtnx on ruinry at the eld tand opiefite the Moaotain Hou.oe, h-lcnf liur. aud is profarej le 8Dily truui a larne stock, or uianulaoturmK to or der, any article iu his line, irom the STaalleHt to tbe lartcext. iu tbe bent Uiuunex and at liio lowest liviair prices. f4?in penitentiary work either made or so!4 at Uiis eotatiiif huiBiit. TIN HO()KlNi Sl'KOIAlPY. iHvt rae a ea.ll and gtuUtiy yuurielves s to mt work and prliec. V. 1AT1TK1M t K. LI'-nsburK. April 13, lM-tl. C. A. LANGBEIN, Munafaetarervt and lieaiur la . ALL KINDS 'of HARNESS,' NAltni.F.S, liHIIilTS, WHIPS, COLLARS HARNESS OILS, BLANKETS, r Kobes, rly ISvls, furry (.nibs, eto., et.v. lie- fiairini? iveaiiy arid l'ninttly dime. All work guaranteed to nlc satmiiu tiuu. J-SUup U ariitrs Uuw on t;culre struct-avrlJ-.'tr - AL ES IVI E WANTED. Local or Traveling. tn sell our Nursery siwk. Salary , F.ipcni-es and iS toady i.uilivm-it lu.innfB.I . tUlASK KIUniiliiiritalMrANT. UlaAiiul ..... r Kucliohlor. K. V. j Etieiisterj Firs InsMcc-Apcy rr. W. DICK, General Insurance Agenl. .' MATCH-MAKING SECReTs -U,ut by 7B,.. hr 1 I ITl I.jT ir.L ... awu.-if.tiiiiig ui,., i j,,,,,.,!.,, . v V "-ral, but in parf.-. v ",' ..m.-ial K-r.-i,-.., -AriNs H11 K-puMi. Mil's, Wa-.!,;-, Tli. y Kav nttieial sM-ii.?y i-' ,, l.roki-ii si ntcii.-.-,. V."i. , irijp. Ev. ry l,o.l v iu '' lJ.v r-aJ it, aj t'vc ' alumt it. hft the ' n.atr.Url.vr y, , -.urtship l-gan. it. was liv ",' 1 and l. li!Tiit.j Ul&,ar,..I.,., ' P'.-PU-. Mr. Cui.U.n,.,;,' h:"'!t at th.-Ci,in,.v. v " h:ill. and t,k a turn ,.r t,u " al"ut tl... hall r.x.m. It V,"' 1 licir fiii-mU at ni.-.- .;.:i.. i.',,:' ' aji.l litii.. niarx-i! vt . ,.' !initM'H:i:ii aiij Miss Ki, ; ' Mu-iaMv jrin 'I'luvi.:. y tl.-r daily in thi, v.av , '? ' ' wli., lorl.-a in lua!.;. . in.iti jj." " u e' hcitcs jravi' :i J, ... . j W1111K 11 air ;. in'' on:y n ar. ;n-.,.: . .. , ty or inori- la li-s. 1'., ,, th.' liofUw was not :iki-J. l.r. .1 . ,f ... J I I I . ". .nr. t. t.aiu!,i -ri u t lion.-;,.ijU auJ v.-..;;.,, . , aiTairs fnv..r.-.l a.l i.-. 'j liiaintutir- f fri.-n.ll,ij, i , l i!ii;li;p. It was aU plain a day. :,r. I it , l ?irimvi-. iut norn- t f . : v, " ' " Ami now tin- matrh-tiik);..:, fc:(. " aain. in tin- bun,.- wav. wi J.i-.v.T iin.l two ia.vr. ;';. vir','.'f . tiroiuiiicnt in oilioiul r:r. Ij -. ' Tin- pi-ulli-maii. Uniur-;, lK..; a ... man, is a n-at cat" tLl. makers say, nut only or; l. i'ount. but bc caiisc of T)m ladir-s wio havf ju.t '.a'd'a" their inourninp and it j Juiuuinjr a.r attra4-tivp women, r,. junpor than thi ot ln-r j-t'i.m .4 ' , years yuunjrer. They arc i,t 0IT trac tive mi per--.jiial a; -ar:iT, ' lth an.- women of fasr-iti.it I:. n.a''-.'!".' They arc nut ri.-h. hut ar.--... j ahly off to make a men-er. :;.VT The sentiment of lovo wouMVarj;-.--"-' trol either of then;, f,,r v u. tU-ir jiast. Hut their aiuh;:...., ;. Misition and the power that pi L . Thf only -mptation to a s r.ii riape would he to n-pain their o! ! r,', and jower. The widower un, widows art at all the notable jiM,. not the threo at the Ban.i iJIul. r. i, the ladies as alternated ..- :-,.: T . the pentleman and one oft)..- l.i:;,-. guests at a dinner. Then ti.r r- r.6' man and the other la iy are -another dinner. Then-'it. fi..-h'.T.if a dinner to brinp oi.t . vf n-a Wid women in attractive oa.i-Jc. STRANG C COINCIBEMCES. Walter Botant'a Kiptdruw wlwi ad t. tlat a-ud a Luvc-livk Vouth. WaJtt-r Uesaut liad a h-.rtl.y j vwr .i the Iiuii-peuderLt on coinci.i--r,.r. 'samples from his own i-x.-ricace. Thrve of them are a f'.Il...ws: Thi; followjnp an Hi-iiMru'.A Jf tl coinciJenev tiiat 'n i,ta hi- '.a.--! the coiiMidnuc) f.a-:'.'.'.. Thu tLj day I wa or.p.'tiii .:th an ar.!;! alnjut the fai-e and a;i; J--anin.-f of i character in a nvve; i,i Ue v.a.- iiit tratinp. "lK tou Vh I 'rn-i, 'buch a one?" He .i n. , r i,.i(t. man. Well," I said, "I want Bvj.c such face as hip," .o 1 hri.-f.y de;r::.-i the kind of fa.-. Meant::;,.- h!- (.,,; ... w hich is ono of those pencils never keep still, went on "How is that'.'" he aihwl. sI.l-a::. the exuet portrait &f tie man ;n mind whom lie had never s. en. I pa-s over the coinei.li n - : can he explained I y the fa.-t tt.a: j minds are enpaped npmi the sa::.- c'v j'ct at tlio same ti"ie. It w as no i-uL'i . dence w hen the Tichhome rj 1 inp tried for a at ran per in x'w to address you en the ..hVi-t. ..: own thouphto be inp a!.-o .-.;ij.; 1 l:i it. A coincidence which en . plained hy natural cau-es is a or hopus coincidence. And h'.rt;-: thT are ooineideiices so mar.y ac 1 to tj.-l.-.s that ono tnipht po on iike a 1 r -n l" : r ever ripplinp ahont th-:.i. I w:.i :.! w ith the coincidence oracular, of tii'-se, thri-4- occur to me. Tht're w as oneo a twain in luv; It was a disconsolate swain, ei.e t.f ti.' . wiio w histle a reed of iijeiaiicl.o: V tie mountain bide. The rua-n Iiess was not that he had bee!, hy that lady, hut he feared UlisM-d by the lalv's tm; ;i. f L..- i,i 1 ,, ipuity of the outcoi.'ie, in f:e-'. ce-;!ir. ho denied. This sorrowf si.i V ri wandered forth in tlie a:; v :.' v ltindon str-'tH, exprtiiip n"':;:::.' but lUnty-hturlod coIJnes,. ly ho rausod his drooping eye hr' saw- over a shop-front, written v'.i.-.J in letters a footlonp: ' "Cli :T.ird a:, i .'-'a"-riape" the lady's name v. a- Ci.T.ri lie started; he read th words apain: li a?ited the omen; he walked hr'.sic.J borne and wrote a letter w-.i, ie -t.i heart, and h has now lx-en m:i-r: i' fift-en years. I oupht to Vim. 1 3' -" 1 waK pr-sfTitat thuwoddir.p hhsl HH'-K tho repisur. MOi-iEY IN CHINA. A Country Wl.pre the Meilcuu Dollar Kut Iiuluw Pr. Tbo chief . oin in circu'.afl.-n tho coast vl China is the M. xi -an do'.'.tf and the copper pah. It take from :" to 1,.V0 cash to make a doiUr, and'C of tho coins in us aro so rxmr t.'iat yon can bn-ak them In two between jo3 thumb and ftnpi-r. "They are o! tte J of an old rd cnt, and have a l' k0lt in the o nter,' in order that tin-y mJ ' trubp on a strinp. They are uisdr2 dilIexentarsol Oilna. and it.- Vievr.J of C&nUin ia bow building a i' int vlT. QodoYu Amerioan machinery, wtvck turn' tbem out by tfca Uili:- In., intt-rior of China thc-j ca s:'7 and pold In tho lump onu the The standard of weigdit for Ki 14 tael, which w-eigha ahont an oiitiw;, the cuiiii Id cast in sl-P lady'aahoo. Teu tael U silver u a lump o aWit tho a.xo of a ctlti lady's. fcot, and if you want K 3 lew than this amount y' - Vtiire or a chisel and pnnd ". a-' a' as you want. It Is the r': :"i WJ ' di4ii business, btat tho C!.'' very suspWwus of eoins. and tVy -the pur, metal. OoM bricks aut iirh lrinir inii o f 1 incn mm"--. tho aamo thicknos aro also you liavo to watch these, as you do e thinpelso in tho shape of money in . ii i .. 1 a rhull - In South tbina you win " ,,ver lar, out of which Uttlo chip' in .l.irh holes '. HMD t?oii uiaun. ii j ijj tiwon bort-d and theso holes .; -f. lead. You will lind coins und- r and chunk of metal which ry tvrftit, and the result i 9 Chinse business-tiouso n.s e man whoso business i" t d-' ', 1 f..it .in Tl i a man is ca!I .1 1" keep tlJa. and ail thf money of the t'st3(l'1",ve4 t passes tlirouph his hand-- '' -' ; big bond, and he is "t""1"1" tlie money ho takes in. If '"' y ty mistakM it is his loss, net t .k - y firm. YouwUlflndthe.se m-cU-d with our Legation -" ,'i tSa . tin y may ! called the j5"", si Kasu They aro always ' " ..j the foreign banks in Aia ua , .1,';.iU figuring and their money CArtBa niado by Chinamen. lh" butWai does this with his little 1"' e a strung on w ires; ho never take, and he is the great, iiri.i--