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'N sin Mi' M'HAH. for Mi-... HOC earJ. llir-Vi,ni'S'i! ani CoMHiSATiON SiLiia. In Stripes. Plld. Moires. ? 'nr l i v ii u ar nuarantwd. It anything happoa we'll make It good. We ' "." , thVlavor't ww-Vr a diin h.kiI'oiwj. mJw for ""1 w"10 B,clf 730 10 ,i 00 y"1 The ''orltei aie fl 00 and i A tsr p-iM, fr ii rj ; ,,vl vn vktk. dlfrrpnt shades. I!1! -k.- all riii-r and qualities, f ..... viM.vrTKKaa SOr. 6()c. 75a SsVi'n'ur we -1 conducted Ml 1 -Vnt 1'i.Iim promptly filled. t ami Jt ,,.n'-t Prr-s iiool. Suf. and Wrapt. " '-,.me nd ee or write for what 9S " f,r nun wp na iTTwyiru ms sjhit mi wi nm vj'iui o 1 1 a i. rem iu o r B. & B. I iiAlvantau;cous Trade i i j 1 la to jtmr ilvintiijx to truTe wilh U.. Tf. 11. ny nut have ihoup lit o eretofue. n. re rn a few pcf.ii f.r jour consld- tifwn : J, a itm.'nM In the fiftv-two depart-jt'-snf tt'exe ,'r ptor" Ls U.e ttiriteet. y.f t.e-t arr tlie b t, at tsndle it ue ir'l'. iiMf'y k!ixiU. aDil f t v'?w ar r-liable. 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To tuck In from the cold. Two eyes to watch the aunheam That with the shadow plays A darling little baby To ktsa and lore aiwav. Leeds Mercury. DURING THE WAIL Two Incidents In the Career of an Kxprees Messenger. la the First the RabWrt not Itatdly Left, Bod la the Second We Came Oat Beet la a Triad of Shoot- laaIroaa. Even In thes days of peace, with every money-handler armed, for defense and surrounded by every aaf fpuard, hanks are "touched," stag-cs held up, express oars robbed, and the highway rober and the horse thief have no com plaints oflack of business. This bein? the rase now, you can imagine the state of attaint during the war, even thoufrh you were not a living witness. Alon uNiut the bad men of the times reaped a constant harvest- Money was abundant, every day full of excitement, and embezzlers and absconders outnum lred honest men. And. Uo. banks, express companies and other hig money handlers were jrreen t many of the tricks and sc hemes, and the idea of bu v intf a revolver for an express messenger out of company funds would have been voted down instanter. He must arm himself, and if he pulled through he was a pood fellow. If he didn't, it was looked upon as an act of IYovidence." My first adventure occurred while making: the run between Cincinnati and St. I.ouis. I had been on the road about Hix weeks and the business was so heavy that we had to have an extra man. While I Uxk charpo of the money he looked after the parcels and boxes, and we had a whole car to ourselves. My assistant was named John (toodhue, and he had been one of the check clerks in the frvijrht department of the Cincin nati office. lie was an easy-poinjf, frood-natur-d man of forty, much jriven to taking things eay. but as he was the only man the company could or would spare I had to take him as I found him and make the best of it. Whenever wo pulled out of either city we were very busy for tne first half hour. I saw that every tiling was properly checked off and accounted for in the line of money and valuables, and then assisted him if he was not already through. It thus wometimea happened that I was busy at my safe in th corner for tbe first twenty miles out and that little or no conversa tion was exchanged between us. On this particular evening ttoodhue was ten minntes late at the train, but he took hold with unusTal spirit, and when the stuff was all in we had the car pretty well filled. I was at my safe when the train pulled out and I heard ttoodhue moving about and going through the usual routine. We had nothing to put off until wi reached a farm thirty miles away and then it was something in the line of freight. I therefore took things easy and was smoking as I did my work. I bad on that night, in addition to my own safe and $V,(M0. a paymaster's safe which contained nearly a juarMT ttt a million. I was sitting on this and la nding over my iitu when 1 received a blow on the head iroin behind. It fell upon the left sido of my head and glances! to the shoulder, but it knocked me over side ways in a hap on the flior. I was not stunned, but it came to me in a tweond to "play 'possum." Kven while failing I realized that it was a plan to rob the car. and I wondered who (tuodhue had Ix-hind him. 1 rolled over on my back. grxan-d two tr three times and then straightened out. and after a minute I heard a voice say: 'Come out, Jim he's settled: It ws the voice of the man who had struck me, but not the voice af Good hue. I heard a second man com for ward, and then the plot was exposed. Neither was Goodhue, and both were ttrwpgera. "Guess you've done for him, Tom, said the last comer as he stood over me. "Couldn't help it. Jim he'd bad given us a fight if I hadn't. Now, then, we've (rot things coopuresl. In five min utes we shall be at Itlankville. There's nothing to go off. but 111 open the door. Sit here on the safe." The whistle blew, the train slowed up, and pretty soon we were at a standstill. The robber opened the sliding door and stood as cool as you please for two or thre minutes, and I heard him re ply to the agent that there was nothing to go off. As sHn as the train pulled out he shut the door and came over and "Open the other door. Five miles from here is the stretch of wood, and w must be ready to dump the safes at the wor-l." My revolver was under m, in Its hol ster, and I was hHpless.. The first move I made would have brought them upon - me, and they would have leen certain to make suro worlt of it this time. I had to let them carry out their plan, but I was forming another. The stretch of woods was t-o miles long, and -be-twten Illankville and the next stop was a distance of eights? n miles. The two small stations between were not on our time card. The train sped along at a rate of forty miles an hour, and pretty soon out went the safes. Thea the men ran out at the end of the car, set the brake, ana pulled the bell cord. That was what they did. bat I did oot wait to Bee or hear it. They were no sooner clear of the car than I rose up and took a flying leap straight out into the dark ness after that money. There was a to a; pi Is of gravel on that side, and I struck into this, turned over and over half a dozen time, and finally brought up In a potato patch on the railroad strip, badly shaken up, but not a bone broken. The engine was whistling for brakes a mile away, and as soon as I could free my mouth and ye of dirt I started down tho track. I found the first afo ou" tho edge of the diu.h, and the beevni hundred feet away beside a stump. I dragged mine down to the paymaster's then got out my revolver and hid liehind the stump, and pretty soon I heard the fellows coming down the track. They had brought the train almost to a standstill, and then sig naled it to go ahea l and jumped. Tney were hunting along the ditch as they came, and I waited until they were within five rods before I opened fire and shouted: "Here they are, boys; shoot them down!" They didn't stand for a second, but went off as fast as they could heel it, followed by my bullets, and half an hour later I had tbe safes aboard of a freijrht train. An investijration proved that ttoodhue was blind drunk on that night. He had accepted an offer to drink with a stranger, and had been plied with liquor until he fell down on the street. The robbers must have known him well, and have also been familiar with our w-ay of working. Who they were we never knew. In November, la4. when I began the run between St. Louis and Chicago, there was scarcely a week that some thing did not ocsur to arouse my suv pic ions. The heft of the money went South, but there was always enough on either run to tempt a roblx-r to take des perate chances. I had a middle-aged, steady-going man as assistant, and it would have had to be a sharp man who could get the better of him. Now and then, w hen ve were carrying big money for sonse army contractor, he was al lowed to send a man along to act as a special guard. These men were general ly Chicaco detectives or police, and they rode on an order prepared by the Chica go superintendent. One afternoon about two hours before train time, and while I was at the office, a military-looking man, who claimed to be a paymaster, entered and arranged to express his safe to St. Louis. Ita contents were said to be upw ard of c-iOO.OoO, and he applied for permission to send two trusty sol diers along in the car. I heard this much without having taken any special interest in the case. When we came to receive our stuff from the wagons chere w as a paymaster's safe, and a little later on a man dressed in the uniform of a sergeant of infantry and accompanied by a private soldier psesenuel an order permitting them to ride in our car as a guard. While every thing was rerular, I did not like the looks of the men. They seemed to me to be tough characters, and when I got a chance to speak to Gra ham, my assistant, I found tlmt he en tertained the same opinion and had be come suspicious. I therefore gave them the other end of the car and whispered to Graham that we must keep our eyes open. The iarst thing we did after the train pulled, out was to place our revolv ers where we could grab them on the instant, and as we worked over our way bills we kept a weather eye open for signs. Kor a time it looked as if we had done the men an injustice. One took a seat on the safe and tiie. other in a chair. Kacb lighted a cigar, and their conversation, as we overheard a word now and then, related to military matters and was honest and straiit. When Graham and I had finished our work we sat down at the other end of the oar and the quartet of us rode in this fashion, with only a break now and then, as we stopped at a station and put off some thing billed there. Our longest run was between midnight and one o'clock. We then passed three or four small stations without stopping, making the run aboat nineteen miles. If the men were not what they repre sented they wosld show their hands dur ing this run. They appeared to be sound asleep when we enured upon it, and Graham, who sat near me, was nodding in his chair. They had the end of the car noxt to the engine, and all of a sudden, while I was looking at them from under the vizor of my cap, loth arose, stretched themselves, and as the sergeant started for my end of the car the other unlocked the door and admitted two men. Things moved like liphtning. Iloth of us Raw w hat was up. and as we sprang to our feet every man in that ear began shooting. I can't say whether the tight lasted one minute or live, but when it ended I had a fleh wound in the left arm. a rake across the cheek, and a bullet hole in my cap. Graham had an ear split by a bullet, and another embedded in his shoulder and the ear was in darkness. I struck a match, lighted a candle, and found that we were alone. Not exactly alone, tut safe from further attack. Tbe sergeant lay dead on his back, shot through the head, and beyond him was one of the men w ho had been admitted, so near dead that he gaspei his last as we rais-d him up. The door was open, and the other two had leaped from the platform. me of them at least was badly wounded, as a trail of blood proved. Tbe train had made its run by the time we had sized up tho situation, and a doctor was put aboard to dress our hurts as we continued the journey. Iloth corpses were carried into St. Louis for inquest and identification, but they could not be identified. As you have surmised, the paymaster's safe was a dummy. It did not contain one dollar. The w hole job was put up to get hold of express money, and the fellows didn't propose to ive us any chance to save our lives by giving it up. 1 think that one of the robbers who jumped also came to his death, as a man was next day found at that spot who had been cut in fragments under the wheels. Some parts of this adventure reached the press, but the express company hushed matters up in every W-ay pos- l sible, and in this effort they were aided by the Government. It was afterward said that every member of the gang was a Chicago crook, and that the man who personated the paymaster at the office w aa tbe senreant aboard my car. A Uaeatlon of Honor. A judge had overruled a motion of Counselor Garvey, one of tho best known lawyers of the St. Louis bar. The counselor is usually most respect ful to the court, but he lost his temper this time and declared in his broad though rich and cultured Irish brogue: "Your Honor, I hope for your Honor's honor that it will never be noised i abroad to your Honor's hurt that this j honorable court ever made a ruling &o dishonorable to its own honor." A Sin; alar Woman. In Houlton, Me., lives a lady who never wore -an article of jewelry, a piece of lace, nor a collar, even in the days of courtship, which experience she has passed through more tliaa once, baring married twice. HORRORS OF MODERN WAR. Made More Horrible) by Beoesit Improve ments la Arms. In a recent article concerning the next great European war Prof. Emll de Laveleye prophesies that the number of killed and wounded will in one day sur pass that of an entire wax in former times. Human blood will never have soaked the earth in such streams. On the continent l'rof. Laveleye has long been regarded as a professional alarm ist, and most of his published opinions of the approach and magnitude of the coming war have been taken with a grain of salt. 'Of late, however, the majority of men on the continent who write for the magazines on military subject have been gradually swinging around to his extreme position, which they formerly ridiculed. The vast superiority of these weapons over all weapons of former time is the basis of recent estimates of expert that in the next war tbe losses of the com batant will be thirty or forty per cent, of the men in active service that is far more than double the losses of the war of IS?-?!. The famous needle gun, with which Germany won her ' battle nearly twenty years age, is to-day considered a pretty an tiquated weapon. With a weight of &S kilograms and a caliber of 19 millimeters, it had a range of but 500 me tens, hardly one-third of a mile. To day the French consider a gun with 4 kilograms weight, 8 millimeters cali ber and 2.000 meters range somewhat behind the times. The German gun, new twenty years ago, delivered eight shots in the minute. The French gun, already passing out of date, delivers eig-ht shots in twenty seconds. During the next year the German army will be provided with new magazine guns, and the guns which were deadly enough for it five years ago will be laid on the shelf or used as old iron. Three years ago Austro-Hungary began to introduce modern magazine guns of big caliber among its infantry. During the last year, however, the introduction of the big caliber guns has been given up and guns of small caliber have taken their plase. Italy, too, has given her army guns of tbe latest pattern. Russia alone with her colossus of nearly 900,000 men sticks to the weapons of former days. In a recent issue of Die Nation, a Ger man weekly, Hugo Ilintxe make the following prophecy: "The various 'zones' in which mod ern infantry may act are as follow: l.eoo-J.oOO meters (one mile to three fifths of a mile), zone of evolution; I,0v0-So0 meters, first fighting zone; &oo-'5e meters, zone of increased and hot firing; 23O-200 meters, zone of the last fixiisg, whence the decisive volley is fired and the attempt to take by storm is made. The only cover possible for attacking infantry is to be gotten merely by lying fiat on the ground dur ing the firing. Cover, while advancing; from position to position, does not ex ist. The losses of the advancing in fantry will be enormous. To cross a field of boo meters breadth, swept by constantly increasing volleys, requires of soldiers a degree of moral courage and persistence tnat in past war nave never been dreamed of. No will the losses of the infantry be confined to its operations within the zones described, for, save in a most disadvantageous country, the artillery will be able to sweep the advancing columns with a destructive fire. "The battle of the field artillery will not be less murderous. Aside from small variations among - the different kinds of artillery the extreme range of grenades may be stated as 7,000 meters (well over four miles), and the range of shrapnel 5.000 meters. The real duel ing distance is between 2.OO0 and 2,500 meters. A prominent German officer of artillery describes a modern artillery battle thus: 'It is a battle of life or death, a duel at the end of which one of the principals lies dead on the field. It would be a criminal and inconceiv able piece of recklessness to enter into such a struggle without utilizing every possible means to victory. "I would apply a similar remark to the whole struggle on the battlefield and say: One principal lies dead on the field, the other leaves the field a cripple.' "The effectiveness of the siege and fortification guns has been brought to a frightful degree of perfection- The big siege cannons have a range of 10,000 meters. The weight of the projectiles of siege cannons of shorter range Tuns as high as 175 kilograms. Naval guns and guns of the coast defenses carry ahot weighing 1,000 kilograms. No armor, no earthworks can long with stand the explosive power of these shot. Formerly a fifteen-centimeter grenade was exploded into forty or forty-five pieces; to-day it is torn into S00 to S50 pieces of over ten grains weight and in bOO pieces of one-tenth grain weight, while the smallest piece of less than one grain weight are thrown with sufficient force to penetrate a plank of two centimeters thickness. No fortifi cations can be constructed which can long withstand a bombardment with such grenades. Herr Ilintxe also speaks briefly of the Zalinsky dynamite gun, although he considers its formidability to be largely curtailed in these times of enormous gun by the shortness of its range. A Surprise Cor the Dw.de. A First street merchant tells of a very funny incident which happened in front of his store recently, says the Portland Oregonian. A young lady was standing in the doorway beside several dummies waiting for a street-car when there came along an attenuated specime n of the exaggerated dude, with a pair of pince nes glasses astride a very prom inent nose, and mistaking, or pretend ing to mistake, the lady for a dummy, took hold of her cloak as if to examine the quality of the material. In less than a second an umbrella whirled by a well-developed arm came down crash on the dude's plug hat, driving it down over his ears and completely extinguish ing him; and, as he extricated his hypsistenocephalus head and passed on amid the shouts and laughter of the spectators, the young lady calmly re sumed her statuesque pose, as if set to catch the next gawking; fool that came along. . 1 Modern Improvements. Real-Estate Agent (out West) "This i the house 1 told you about." Eastern Man (anxious to grow up with the country) "Rather pretty place! Contains all the modern improvements, does it?" Agent "Yes, siree. Which will you look at first, the cyclone cave ox the earthquake cellar?" IS Y. Weekly. v A CURED HEARTACHE. Oh, dear lost heartache sweetest pain. When hours were weeks and weeks were years. And eyes had always room for tears. How blest It was to pine and sigh. To wait for letters, sirk at heart Of hope deferred to kiss and part On dim street corners In the rain ; To win a smile or madly feel A frown divide toe soul like steel. t Oh, loveliest misery t Why, why Did we curtail that happy grief. Or make one darUnsj pans; more brief? For now the days are simply days. We part each mora, each nlpht we meet ; We kiss and yawn, we talk and eat In married life's calm peaceful ways. But, oh, for those dear woes abjured. And the sweet heartache that is cured 1 Judge. A SPECTRAL TRAGEDY. Strange, Weird Experlenoe in tbe Far West. In the summer of 1873 I w as thirty years of age in perfect health and of steady nerve. I was no believer In the uncanny hardly in the supernatural and had always pooh-poohed at tales of ghosts, phantoms and visions of all sorts, liut at the time mentioned above the experience I am about to relate put my intellect and sensibility to test in such, a manner as to make me sparing hence forward of ridicule and forced me to find a place in credence for the possibility of apparition. It is unnecessary to explain how I came to be traveling in the far West without companions, except for horse and dog and gun. Following the gen eral route of the old overland trail, I camped one night in the edge of a con siderable forest and at a point from which I could look forth over a broad, open plain. It was already after sundown. The good horse was picketed, and, having provided a supper for myself and the dog from a rabbit which my dog had brought down an hour or two earlier, I disposed things for the night, and, as the stars came out, lay down to Bleep, comfortably rolled in a blanket. It was probably in the small hours of night that I awoke and rose to a Bitting posture. The moon was climbing the eastern sky, with not a feather of cloud in her course, and every object stood forth as clearly as in the day. But it was net for me to contemplate in quietude the rare beauty of the night. In almost the first moment of conscious ness my eyes fell upon a slowly-moving fVhiect In the disfanco. Tt. u-sio. nn o tf those canvas-covered wagons, the "prai- I rie schooners so familiar in the early l days of overland travel to California. It was approaching almost directly to ward me and my curiosity was at once aroused. Why any one should be trav eling thus and so late at night I could not imagine. The movement was heavy, as if the horses were jaded, and the man who walked by their side had a weary step. Twenty minutes passed, the vehicle approaching nearer and nearer. Still on it came, until when about thirty yards from me it suddenly stopped, and the man looking about seemed to be considering the wisdom of making cam p. At this point I suddenly realized that bhe approach of the wagon had been ut terly noiseless. Not a chuck of the wheels, not the sound of a step either of horse or man. And furthermore there w as no indication that I bad been dis covered, although I should have been as visible to this man as be to me. What could this dipui? Was I dreaming? No, I was never more awake. Was this hallucination? No, for the dog, who had been aroused by my movement in awakening, now turned his head in the direction of the new arrival and uttered a low growl. I laid my hand on him to keep him quiet. The man now stood by the forward wheel, looking in at the opening of the canvas top, and though I heard no voice I imagined that he was speaking to some one within. A woman's head appeared and after a glance around gave a nod assent and the man proceeded to -unharness the horses and turn them loose to graze. . Then, after a moment, in which he seemed to be anxiously surveying the trail over which they had come, he helped the woman to alight. And now their movements greatly puzzled me. Walking to and fro they seemed to be searching for some par ticular spot of ground. As I said above, I had selected my camping-ground in the outer edge of the forest. They were moving about therefore amid mingled shadows and moonbeams, but every motion was visible. Finally the woman pointed a space between two young trees, and the man after locking at it for a moment went to the rear end of the wagon and brought foith a spade. With the edge of this implement he marked off a rectangular space about five feet by two, and began to dig. All this, let it be remembered, was in abso lute silence. Here were apparently living beings, actively engaged, and not more than one hundred feet away, and yet no sound was borne to me on tbe quiet air. By this time my curiosity had turned to marvel. Here was a contradiction of common sense! I could not believe that what I saw was real; these beings must be apparitions. And yet here by ray side was the dog, as alert as I, and trembling with aa impulse to investi gate, while obedient to my hand of re straint. The digging proceeded, and the soil being soft, some five feet of depth wa soon reached and then the man threw out the spade upon the ground. The woman meanwhile had been plucking branches of evergreen, bringing them in armfuls and throwing them beside "the grave," I thought. And now, with the utmost care and patience, the whole cavity was lined with these sprigs of evergreen, held in place by twigs tkrust into the banks on either side. This done the man sprang out. The two surveyed their work for a moment, and then, after gazing once more, as if in anxiety, over the route by which they had come, they approached the wagon. Having rolled up the canvas on one side they lifted out a small mattress, depositing it upon a blanket which they had spread upon the ground. The mattress was not without Its bur den. The beams'of the full moon ena bled me to see thereon a slight form thatof a little girl who had scarcely lived out three years. The pretty white bands were folded over the . breast. Long golden curls fell upon the pillow. The face which I could see with astounding clearness was wonderfully beautiful in its aspect of innocence and wore a life like smile, as if in answer to tbe radiant queen of the sky, iflio seemed to be smiling, too, as she looked steadfastly down upon the living and the dead. Tbe mother forthwith proceeded to arrange the spreads upon the child, tucking them and smoothing them down as if she were only putting her little one to bed, although while I heard no sob nor any expression of grief I could see that her breast was heaving w itb sorrow and her face was visited by tears. The two now knelt on either side, kissing their darling many times and weeping over her, though trying ap parently to comfort one another in their mutual wretchedness, if perchance there might come in their hearts a calm like that with which the moon was still .sending down her beams to illumine the tearful scene. Then laying hold of the blanket they carried their darling to the, grave, and by the aid of the bridle-reins let the precious burden down into the place which they had so carefully prepared. Green boughs were scattered over her until they covered the beautiful form many inches deep, and then the clods were gently replaced, and a little mound was heaped, and the child transferred from her mother's bosom was sleeping at last in the bosom of the greater mother Earth. The two sad mourners knelt again beside the grave, and seemed to be engaged in prayer, lifting their faces now and then to the sky as if in its indefinite clear depths they saw the future hopes. . All this though I still thought it unreal had awakened in me the keen est interest and sympathy. But my at tention was now suddenly diverted to a line of figures in the distance, some what beyond the spot where I had seen the wagon when I first awoke. These were horsemen, who came sweeping on at a rapid pace, as if engaged in eager pursuit. From the manner in which they rode I knew they were Indians. Ah! -1 saw it all now and understood why these spectral visitors had so often looked back apprehensively in the direction from which they had approached. These pilgrims across the plains had seen signs of savages and had used night to push on beyond their reach, if haply they might bury their dead in peace and find safety for themselves. But tho foe had dis covered their trail and followed them, bent on massacre. I laid my band instinctively on the rifle under the edge of my blanket that I might join in the defense, and was about to cry out in warning of the dan ger that I saw approaching, but instant ly bethought myself that this was un reality; a mere vision, calling for no practical action, and I might better let these shadows work out their tragedy to the end. I again restrained the dog, wno seemed agitated, wnetner Because he saw what I was seeing, or out of sympathy with my emotion I know not which. The two at the grave seemed uncon scious of the threatened danger until their enemies were within a few hun dred yards, when the man sprang up and lifted the woman also to hex feet. They turned toward the wagon as if to gain its shelter and secure -weapons for de fense. It was too late. I saw flashes of fire and also a flight of arrows, still without a sound, however, to break the calm of the night. Both the man and woman staggered as if wounded. They stopped and turned face to face, throwing their arms about each other as if realizing that this was their last embrace. Another vol ley, and, still clinging to each other in the agony of death, they fell together upon the grave of their child. The Indians were not long in com pleting their work. Thea catching the horses and harnessing them into the wagon they hastened away, as though themselves in fear of pursuit. I watched them until they disappeared, and then was alone with my thoughts and the brilliant night. I realized that I had seen a vision. and though I turned myself resolutely to rest my sleep for the remainder of the night was fitful and disturbed. When finally I awakened again the sun had risen, and under the influence of that great dispeller of illusions and in spite of the vividness of the night's experi ence I began to think that after all I might have been only dreaming, espe cially when I saw the space where I had seen the burial and the tragedy that fol lowed was not open and clear but over grown with brush and young trees. Nevertheless, yielding to a curiosity of which I was meanwhile almost ashamed, I soon made my way up into the bushes. Parting these with my hands as I went forwnrd, and scanning the ground closely, I shortly experienced a new shock of surprise. For there, in the exact spot marked by the night scene, was a little mound, and over it the remains of two skeletons. And now for a retrospective fact which gave to this weird experience of the night a personal significance. While I was yet a lad in my teens my brother, twenty j-ears older, had taken hisyoung wife and only child and set out across the plains in pursuit of fortune. The mails bad brought home tidings of the progress of their journey up to a certain point. Beyond this all trace was los t, and we never heard of them again. I have not btten able to account satis factorily for what I have related. Was this an indubitable Information vouch safed to me from another world as to the fate of my relatives? If so, why was it reserved for this time and place? Was it impossible that I should have this vision elsewhere? And if this is the case, then why? Had nature photographed these tragic scenes and preserved ttieir rtfl"C tion, to reproduce them for an eye that was fitted by some occult law of sym pathy to behold? Let the savants answer if they can I can not. Edward B. Pavne. in " I .r m Where Slavery Still Exists. ' An Indian woman in the Lahore dis trict has volunteered to accompany a po lice officer to Sind, and there promises to point out several other women who have been decoyed away and sold to cul tivators as slaves. The police authori ties have sent a police sergeant with the woman to Sind, and have asked tbe dis trict magistrate of Multan and Sukkur to render every assistance to the woman in their respective districts in discover ing tho slaves and their kidnapers. A Sikh. Kishen Sinch. is alleired to be a great dealer in the slave trade. This disgraceful traffic in women has been carried on from time immemorial, and the authorities are now taking meas ures for its prevention. IRON FROM THE SKY. The Its w Material front Which the As- tecs Made Their Implements. When Cortez had completed the con quest of Mexico, the Spaniards, among a great many other peculiar and extraoui nary observations which they made in that remarkable country,, tvere particu larly struck and puzzled by one- fact. They noticed that tho Aztecs possessed certain implements, such as knives, dag gers, etc., made of iron, but it seemed that only the most distinguished of the natives possessed such, that iron was a great rarity, and was prized higher than gold. At first the Spaniards believed that the Aztecs extracted the metal in some crude fashion from its ore, which abounded in many parts of the country, but they soon ascertained that this was not the case. They found that not a single smelting furnace existed in the empire, and their surprise was not small w hen they learned that the Aztocs were totally unacquainted with any method of extracting the iron from the ore, which indeed they had never suspectvd of any kinship with the highly valued metal. The question whence the Aztecs had procured the little iron they possessed became a perplexing problem to tho Spaniards, a problem which they were never able to solve. The natives do not seem to have enlightened them much on the subject, for when asked they mysteriously pointed to the sky and in dicated that they obtained their iron from the regions above. Such asser tions no doubt the Spaniards received with an incredulous smile, and they con cluded that the Aztecs received it by way of traflV- with some other perhaps more civilized nation, which they sus pected to exist and kept looking for, north and south, for more than a hun dred years. It was left to modern science to un ravel the mystery. Tho Aztecs were quite correct. The iron of which they had made their implements was not fashioned from materials of this ter restrial globe, but had come to them from the unknown regions of space. Their iron was, in fact, of meteoric origin, like that of the Mayas of Yuca tan and the Incas of Peru, of which many weapons are still preserved in col lections. OVERHEARD TALK. Some Droll Thiols propped in Mcmoryi Casket by a Boston Editor. The things which one overhears in the horse-cars are unlimited, and often they are very droll, says the Boston Courier. Only laildly diverting was the bit of dialogue overheard the other day. The speakers were two old women, who were cackling away in an animated gos sip, their meeting evidently being the first for some time. '"Well."' observed one, 'I guess Sarah .Tones will bo srprised when I tell her I seen you." "Land o' Goshen!" exclaimed the oth er. "You don't mean to tell me that you know Sarah Jones. Well, if that don't beat all. Why, if you know Sarah Jones you must know pretty nigh every body in this world." The logic of tbe observation was not evident, but the tone of admiring won der in which it was delivered made every hearer feel that in failing to know Sarah Jones he had failed to make his lite a success, and that socially he could never be any thing but a most complete fail ure. And speaking of talk which one over hours reminds the editor of a bit of worldly wisdom spoken by a countryman on one of the Lake Sebago steamers. The rustic was talking with a somewhat wizened-up old lady, who was evidently his mother, and the latter was heard to say to him: "Wall, now, Sam, I don't think you treated Luciudy just right in the matter. She felt awful bad about it." "Wall," tho son responded, medita tively and with an amount of worldly wisdom for which one was not at all pre pared from such a source, "I'm kind o' sorry, but then gals will stand a sight more from fellers than fellers will from gals." And the wrinkled old woman sighed and was silent, as if 6be felt the impos sibility of controverting so obvious a proposition and remembered her own youth and the things that had happened to her then. A WASHINGTON WOMAN. Two Koraewhat Xoteworthy Episodes In Her Social Ctrrrr. A well-known society woman here, says a Washington letter to the' New York Tribune, told the following story and was surprised that her listeners did not commiserate her on the indignity sho suffered at the hands of two strange women. Others had been telling of the rudeness they had endured from callers, and my lady thought her's would cap the climax. "On one of my afternoons last sea son." said she, "two women whom I had never seen or heard of were ushered in to the parlor. Mrs. was receiving with me and we both had tho dearest little pugs in our laps. They staid, fully ten minutes, and, as it was quite, early, no one else bad dropped in. Theyialked about every thing. One of them asked for whom I wore mourning, the other fingered my friend's lace, gown and asked if it was machine-made. When they got up to go one of them said: "'I heard, madam, that you had two babies. Seems to me a woman bad bet ter have her babies in the parlor with her than her dogs.' 'It was tim most Impudent thing I ever beard of, but that is Washington society for you. Just as if my nurses couldn't take care of the children." This same woman gave a largo din ner party some time ao in honor of the polished and courtly members of the Chinese Legation. As soon as they were seated at table she horrified her other guests by turning to one of tho Chinamen and saying, indulgently: "John, likeo Melicca?" Misinterpreting his look of disgust, she continued: "Ah.John.no speakee Englishee." fjuro Cure for Cigarettes. Habitual tobacco users and whisky drinkers have been cured by the follow- ' ing plan: Those who smoke their firs i cigarette, say at seven o'clock in th j morning, begin by putting it off just tcii I minutes past the hour for a few days. I then make it fifteen or twenty minutes, and soon until it will be noon and theu - night before tbe first one is smoked. I f it is slow it is certainly a sure way of 1 tapering eff, if faithfully followed.