V li KublUhed Weekly at T tie lame and reliable ftcalitiunei th. 'av. aaia, Fault max eonxmroaf x to tbe ramnr In or.. alteration 01 advert liiera. Le it wort will Let: eerted at Ih lollowinr low rales : 1 Inch, S time........ - $ v 1 I months........ ..................... ?.- 1 " months...... v 1 I year i .(. t InoatU.. i.4 a l year l.... 8 e mom ha. ...,, I 1 year ir ...i V ool'a months. c.j. i5 " 6 months.. ...... ...... ...... ........ jfi a a - 1 year ss.r. 9 moi.thav. t .r o 1 year 7i, i Iturtnets Item. Orit Insertion 100. ,er Itne : exrh subsequent insertion fro. tier line. Atiniiolnrator t and deflator's Nf d;ci t r,l Auditor's Kotloes ..... csMFRi.1 cor.Tir, XV A A. A, 9 vT ll V JAMES . BASSOS. , .... sinT I ,,,n ,n ''vnea " J? V. if n,.t patd wlrhtn S months.. l.TS ,io H n.t I'""' 'tl n 8 nvmtl.s. x.w jo (lu U uut i aid wUhln U.e jer.. .14 a-To pr..n reaMina- ont-id of the county jo-etoTs additional Pr I' ' "1r,J to v''Iar"""ernt will above-term. . m. ' th.mewho lon i muli ineir r ...rt tv ikv n in a.lvan.-e bum not ei u" ' 'fT,, ,,.! th- .amen-ninar astho.ewuo IV .iii" ''" unuor.tood rum ;hjjMm. w;;- ww y m top It, itop it 7u null eo.ne lul ! !' otnerwue dolt - " 100 ,,,on- JAS. C. HASSON, Editor and Publisher. ' IS A rillMiH WHOM THI TKXJTH M1IX9 TBIX, AND A.T.X. 1BI SLA.VXI BKBIDB-' SI. SO and postage oer year in idancs. Stray and rlmUar Notice 1 i rVtmlifiMi or wroc.ATit of an corporation or sectefv, . i nmmMcarwu d.nned tm cu :' i, rum re t mstter ef Itmtfe or tn4wiua trifrrrn -turf tV e eorrrusvnf t. , VOLUME XXIII. EBENSBURG, PA.. FRIDAY. JUNE 14. NUMBER 20. Job PitiaTiwa of all kinds neatly andexDrdi- OQSly executed at lowest prices . Don't you torva tt. J r Lirc.st Stock of aSprintr and Suinnior Goods. Prv" i;i"l Sil' our cit specialty. il.h !': Novffis in rxi'iusir patterns. I'r'ntv.t In.lia ilks at 4a ct-nts apJ np- Spvi-inl ln- (-T ln(e wi.V at "Z en anil ; ! i'-', liiU UKVeitii-s at CO to f J DO a yaril riaia Iim' Sslks, i ent opwani Knin-y trlm-'l Sill.lh Si!U. ."trrlitrtof 1 ." , Niw Sprlriir Niml- In Surlii, Falllei", Koyalra aiol t.ni! limn nks. i New IV.ark Sl.k (JrfDilinS, vlniii, sttliel ami iiriM'Ailcl. Novfidi's In H!nr!r Vt" (IikkJs In woo! nd Mlk wimiI ilrlCH. Spring lress IimmN, fnpifs, 4" cents to '..h a yuM I'lnO, S!riii'il, riai.l atnl lrlnl iintialts. !'rlinii Caal!ie, 5 Cflit to ."0 ctliU a J aril. Krenrh Suit Tattcrns, $1.0i tof So.uu ach. Krt'iicii Wool t'a.shmere!, all !liair9, 50 cents to Jl .'ill. Ki?tv Inrii Wool, .Spriu Suiting t'loths, 40 ct-ntu to a yard. lire's ;mhani!, H cents, finrtt Scotch : H.u at io ri'nt. a yani. Kii'iuli no I Auitfiican Finn S-t-ens nt "I'ri.! Dvp." tnl bliicfc. IIiKiIrry. will rot tiun or con:' o(T in wcnrlnif. Tin brut 1 rurirts. Povs Star Shirt Waiits. Mcn'it White an! Fancy MilrLs. I'.ir l..ii t-urt.Un Catalou'ii I reaily. si-nit .ri!ir.Uw anl prices I tomptly. I re-s Trtmmln , ("oaks. Salts. Wraps. Jacket.-, tu Uruest tarlely. Addrtss letters to JOS. HOME & CO., C09-(52l Venn Ave, PIT UkSnUIlG, PA. aprlJ lv.-limly. I'i'llrles written at utiort Bailee In te OLD RELIABLE "ETNA" .ml olhrr rirt ls (IUlri. T. W. DICK, tT K THE OI.l) HAUTFOim FIRE IXSLWE CUffl'. rov.MKSrtii HsIKss 17'.),-. lnntira.luiy l. tsS. Beauty iliirnl an.l tultnirril by ail. Amf nj tho tilings nUich may lo-.t l ilmic t. tnhaui'd personal iH'UlltV is tl: llvlv 11 Qi if A ra r If .i ... v niiii inv it'ivr ut C Li' AI Ajr' ,!lIr Alitor w.7WPei will rentora th "V color, bring out a . netr provrth, and r. rtil. r the eld aolt and shiny'. l"ur lie;': ; tho ac:!p eh-nn, cool, anil y, there li ui better preparatioa luo m.irki t. " I nm fre. to onifess that a trial of A--, i i II. i, i Vi.'or has convinced mo t!i t i. is a . t. i i ii.v mtit lo. Its use hns in t only r.i i tho hair ot mv wife and i iIiter t 'j bo Abundant and Glossy, 1 i" it lias c:-cn tny rather srnnfeil mns tieln ; reetallM length and nppear li. i Ui Mtou, Uaklaud, Ohio. hair wan coiniiift out. (withotit '"V ;i sisr.itieo from my wife, cither). 1 iri.-i Aycr's JIa'.r Viiror, tisinir only c: l). tlo, an. I I now have ns tine a i'l ef hair sis any "no cotiM wish lor." - X. Si Uuuttou, I)tokson, Teun. ' I have used Acer's Hair Vior in try " i. 'v ( r a ntim'.H-r ( years, nnt to i ii I it .is the l.,-t hair preparation I :; of. It keeps the scalp clean, tha n or sn't i liv.-lv, ami prosurves tha or .-u. il e,.!,,r. My wife lias used it for a 1 ti -i t ine with most satisfactory rc-sh.-s.- It, .mm 2'1. Johnson, L U., Thomas Hill, Mo. . '' Mv 1..1T vras b-coTnin?liar;h anil drr, t -it. !i't..r xiu,, ,inlf A lM,,tjrt f Aver-,, H i r iv.r it L.,ev Murk a I flossy. I r o i. : i...,r,. the jov ami crntitii.lo I I - l. -M i 1C. llarvly, Uclavan, 111. Ayer's Hair Vigor, ' ' rmt.vRFD dt Dr. J. c. Ayer 3c Co., Lowell, Mass. S-'.J ly Lin-ists aaa rcrltuucrs. m, mwiw PARLOR ! CCR. CENTRE AND SAMPLE STREETS EBENSBURC. PA. T. H.C.ANT, Proprietor. T0.v,;!;nK.,-i;'7,,,,aiw,',f"1'' n"t an.l . .." V1 ." '-"1 l-ath. Hth tut. mcK ATTORN-rT-AT-I.AW. B,"h.a'f- "' In buil.lio, ol T. l.loy.l. ,t. (t.r.t flo..r.) tlentre street. Al .t-i.d ernM.tL JOU C AN FIN D 32h r t' '.'V-V he tin li.iir, tins prrna- W," j5 ration dives it a lns ,'ar5t:: tro and pliancy that Hi.i"' I pZ W vlls Krutly to its ,AJTt-4 rhnriu. Should tho m. - " LT MTfeaVWo LIVER V30i HILLS. Jir.WARK OW l.M ITATIOra. JLZWATM ask roH HMu riiHcira rciLirra, oa LITTLE MIOUB-COATCD PIZ.I-3. Reins? iiltrclT vrajrtakle, tbry rp erat it hoot diirm .am-w to the aystrm, diet, or ii-u.ittiu. Cut up in aiaas iai. hrrmrti cnlly wal-d. Iyt ImU ami rrluit.k-. As laiMtlve. allrrallve. or purfallrr, ibrw. intlM rlk.'U kit Ule tuuet ivrlcvt tutuifaction. SICK HEADACHE. Hlliona Headache, Uliiluts I'oii.ilpa. lion. Indication. Hllloae Altarka.aniaU deiniuri im iits of the etoni at h nii'l .ii'K are rouiit ly n lii-vi il iiml w rtmir.. -titly I'onl lv tti nw ( I r. Plerrr's Pltaaanl l'araratlw Pellet. In rxplunntion of the rrmelml (Miwrr o( three Pellfts over o rrt'ttt a varwty of dinraM-a, it may truthfully f snid thut tbeir artioa upno the Rv.tetn in universal, not a arland rr tiaau earapinir their aHinitivo Influence, fold by ilruk-iri-t, i--nt a v ml. Manufai-Turril at the I'hetuii'ul IjilmratorT of Wnai.D'a Ii"rKAKT Medical Ashociatios, IiutTaio. N. V. la onrr1 by the manufactur ers of Dr. Saa;ea 1 atarrta Hemedy, for a case of ( hromo Nasal Catarrh which Uiey cannot cure. VJIPTOn OF CATAnnil.-Dull, heavy benriarhe, ouetruetloo of the naaai riiaeHir lls. harg-is lalUna' from the head into the thront. eotnetirot-a profuse, watery, and acrid, nt other, thick, trnacioua, muroua, purulent, bloody and putrid; the tyre am weak, watery, and inflamed; there Is rintrinir In tUe earn. lut'ueffA, bui-kinir or cotiirhina' to tlciir tlm throut, expectorution of otT.-nsive Itiutt. r. toir.'thor with seatis fnm ulcers; tba ..H' Id ch:inrel and I. an a namtl twantr ; tha It. ath le oU nlve; anM-U and tn.nl r are inv. pii.rcd; flu r m a aenntion of iliz-rinei, with ini'iitiil di'presnion, n hai kinir routrli and aen eral u. lalily. uly a lew ot tho above-uauu-d fyiiipt.niw ure l:k!y t lo n-sint In anyone cu-. 1 hoiiunls of raws annually, without tnnnifi'stinar half of the shore symptoms, re sult in cotiaunipUon, and end in toe-arrave. No li."eiis ia eo ciinimon, mon dtwptlve and diirici-rous, or la undiTBtiv-Hl by physicians. It ' Us liiil.l. WM.ttun. and heuiinir rrrrtit. Dr. .hire's Htjirrh itemedr (ilnl theCwort tnsi'l C'atur rt, rol.l In the head.' t'oryin, and ( alarrhsl liradache. bold by (lruttguiU every whtTe; 60 itots - "frit old Agony from Catarrh." Trof. W. HAra.ieR, the famous mesmerist, ef It him, .V. V- writes: Some t-n yrsasro I sufr.-rrd untold a-ouy from chronic nasal catarrh. My family physician fare me up as Incurable, and aaid I must die. My case was such a bad one, that every day, towards sun set, my voice would become eo hoarse 1 could barely speak above a whisrx. In the tnornisir tuy coinrhiiiir and clearing- of my throat would aimnat Mtranlo uie. liy the une of Ir. Satre'a v utarrh Kcnuily, in three mouths, I was well umu, and tbu cure baa been permanent." "Constantly Itawklnf and Spitting. TnovAS J. Ilrsnijio, Esi txs Ping Strtrt, Sr. Luis .Wo., writee; 1 was a srreat sufferer front eatarr'i for tliret years. At times I could hardly It. n l lie, nn.l was constantly hawkinar and spittinir. and for the lost c.-tit mouths eoiild not breuthn throuarh the ntri!. I thouuht not luiii; could U-1! .tie for me. Luck ily, I u.s ii.lv i. l to fry lir. sire a Catarrh Keinedv, ami I nm now a well iiuui. I N lieve It to be tUo only uio remoly f.r caturrh now rinnufnr tureil, mid o;ie bus 'tily to trive it a fair ti'uil to ei pen. -nm ntuun da r-suald and permanent cure." Three Dattlea Curt) Catarrh. T.U Kotvnrs, Tftinrrrn . CJufsfitVi Co, Pt.. any a: "Mjr dauif liter bud catarrh when .ie mu five years old. very t.lly. 1 m Dr. haare'a Catarrh tunuwdy a.lvtiU.d, and pro cwieii a iMitllo fur her. and soon saw that it helped her; a third boffin effeet.-l a perma l m cure. Mie is tiuvr c-UxU years old aud auud uud bcarty.' s - Catah r H Alley a I a Nam ataatlam Me.., .he " Lt BCorea .... e- tSSj aea of Taste an.l &ivl' " ivC Kawell. EJ2J'"V UVH.-I TBTIIEtrRF.j1AY- A particle Is applied Into each anstrlls and Ih ar-rablr. J'rli-o &0 rents at UruaarlPtii ; by mall rtHflM.r.1, l eu. tY HK S M aire n St.. tmw Vurk. ST. CHARLES Y3! Charles S- Cill, Proprietor. Tabic unsurpassed. Remodel ed with office on ground floor. Natural gas and incandescent light in all rooms. New steam laundry attached to house. Cor. Wood St. & Third Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa; NATURE'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION, hKLUBLE Uxtl D rer Kirk Hteaaaeh. lor Torpid Liver. Bllloas Headache. Costivras. Tsrraat's Iffrrvrareat S--ltzr A perieit. It Is certain In Its etTecta It Is gentle In Its actl' n. It Is palateable te the tstte. It can be relied iiMin to cure, and It rares by aoij.'iaiT, not by oatrstr inn, natare. 1k cot take -((lent puraatiret yoor selves or allow your chil dren to take them, always use this eleirant phar macentlcat preparation, which has been tor more fcJsaekl AJj'aV' Sick-HeatJach Asa DYSPEPSyi. than forty yers a pablte lavorite. NcJ fcy ii; uy u merareaare. ST. FRANCIS' COLLEGE, LOUKTTO.rA, IN CHAROE O" FIIANCISCAN BROTHERS. Board and Tuition for the Scholastic Year, $200. March i8th. 1S. tf. SALESFiSn VAN7ES Salary and Eipamx, or Cmmimofi, if P-eferred. tmm a full ii.. M fruit ard K.r4v i.am.Dial av. t. all. h ui finwu. LTrrrthiaracnrtl; Srwtw. S.ii.fac'.ioa Guaranteed to Cyitom.n and Aaanl. 1 k. ...m. u .uiir n4 aji. klY i.km. st- tioararw. Aiar.... it, ii. it r; eo.. 14JU Soath ffnn Square, fhtiadrlplna- Taw A 1JTl,'"n r.y art-Ire ..tnir Ca. J J aswrtl .. 1 0 Spruce St.. New York V v'7l,h ro,,t of any proposed line e rasta lSMsaphlei ive. "hrnjoo want ro.ters prlnte l-eall at this ; l l -io -hn rm . . LW I I a faMfraa a J M- sj aray O El Li 3 UNJUST DISCRIMINATION. Itelllwrate Crwelty uf IThlrh Many la thers Are i.allty. Is woman th -ial of man? Tho tulion ha been nsicnl many thou sand of times and atvwvrttl tvith tierce notiven, which, liovn-vc-r, have Is-.-n ejrow in-r fainter and fainter as civilization has proj;rrssl. (ieine-rally sp':.lcini:. th preater th.j tlere of iv'.'iiz.-nion of th imlividunl man the mire wi'.Hnjjly does he ronceiln thut woman was cratei the anjual of tho other s.-x. though with tlifToront qua!i io. li tit thre are f-w I'lievers In the oo.-.::i':iy of tho xm who carry th'ir opinion into practice) even In th. ir own ftimiViot. Thvntically tho j,'iris of a family aro entitled to have as much spent on their 'ducation a- i pnt on that of tho hoys; to hnvo tho same care bestowed tijnm fitting them to fiht this world' hattlo tin is stowod upon tho Wiys; to havo a busi ness or profosrion chos:n for them nnd to N fitted for it; to furnished with capital to tho same extent with the '-., and. finally, to fhato aliko with the nty in tho partition of the family prop-rty on'tho death of th parents. In how many Canadian hnrnca is this eiptitahlo troatiiu nt of tho daughters cnrrirsl out ? In fon-, wo opino. and the liottcr off the parents aro in this world's poods the worse are the trirls likely to fare It. is too much the habit of fathers to spend all their means in pushing n'.on' their sons, leavinjr the daughters to take tho chances in the matrimonial lottery. Il.-neo we often see a sou hiiitichcj into the world with abundant capita'., the lsjnefit of his father's finan cial liaekinji. nnd what is bettor still, tho inca'.eulablo advantage of tho experience of men and aftaira painl by the father in a lonjj and successful business career. What doe" tho father do for the ister of thia younj; man? If the father is lucky enonph to possess :t manap;inj wife, he marries Iier off early to some younr fellow with ap parently inhI irospHrf a. He pives her it dowry not at all proportioned to what he has e;iven tho son, and then, he) U gathered to his father. Twenty years afterward the son has made hia mark in the world. He is a well-off man with a (rrovrin? and expensive, family around him. He can see ways for all the money ho has, and more, in setting up his own sons, and hi has nothing to spare or, which comes to the same thinsj, thinks he has nothing to spare for his sister. Sh. poor woman, has not turn no lucky. Her husliand lias r.ot Iw-en oucecssfiil. or juM-haps ho h;vs died after proviiling her with nothing but a family of chil dren. She finds hersif at forty al ready old and looked upon as a failuro, though jierhaps aho has more of her father's business tact than fell to the lot of her brother. But there she is, as por as a church moua, while her brother, having taken the major part of th jHsHe-sions of thj faraily. has plenty. It the brother does ainiueh for her as to take her boys into his of fice tho world will applaud his gen erosity. Discrimination like this is being practiced every day in thousands of homes. If there is to be discrimi na tion among children, should it not bo in favor of tho girls instead of against them? What is the good of admitting tho equality of tho sexes if tho people who lulmit it act towards their own olT upring as though they did not believe it? And where do those people stand who, maintaining that wotnon aro tho weaker vessels, rob their daughters in onler to better euip thoir tons? If tho sons, in consideration of having tho major part of the family mouey spent upon them, undertook to care for th-.-ir sisters in the event of the lat ter requiring help, there would bo some element of fairness in tho ar rangement. Hut sons do not under take any such thing. Even if they did undertake it they might fail to carry out their engagements. It would bo better all around if all the children of a fami'y were treated aliko rather than that tho seed of future bickering should bo sown by unfair preference of one lr-foro another. This is a side of tho woman question which can not be reached by law. It is tho outgrowth and survival of tho time when womon were chattels, and wero bougTIt and sold like so many eheep. Custom sanctions the delib erate cruelty of which tho father is guilty who sacrifices hid daughter's earthly future in order that his son may carry on tho business and the home in the old style. Every one of tho political disabilities of women ran and will be soon removed. Cut the removal of this social wrong will bo a work of many years. The sexes will bo equal in the eyes of the law for a long time before public opinion can make them equal in the eyes of fa thers Toronto Globe. - y It Had No Terrors for Him. "So this is my claim, is it?" mused tho new-comer. 'My pood man, I don't wish to put you to any trouble, but you're on my patch of ground." "I.am, hey?" said tho fierce look ing Oklahoma squatter. "My friend, d'ye see that inclosure staked off thar the other side of the cabin? Well, that's my private buryin'-ground, an' it's full o' fellers that thought they hod a claim oa this ranch." 1 see it," repliod the visitor, care lessly, "and it doesn't scaro me any. I umpired ten base-ball games in De troit last year," he added, with a capa cious yawn. - Fer heaven's sake, mister!'' ex claimed the squatter, his face turning frightfully pale and his knees knock ing togother, "givo mo five minutes U pack up my traps and light out!" Chicago Tribune George XV. Childs was a very suc cessful book publisher in Philadelphia before he bought the Public Ledger, with which his name has been identi fied for a quarter of a century, lie be- ran life as an errand boy in a book f house, and eventually became new I prieto:. - . OUR PECULIARlllt.:. Max O'Ketl lar Ills Compliments to Uie lufti.ra-cM.Me Kplnooaa. American houses are furnished very luxuriously, and for tho most part with exquisite taste- Hero rii soothe influence of woman ia the smaller de tails of life; indeed, at every step you take you see that woman has pavc that way. The luxury displayed at receptions, dinners nnd dances surpasses Euro pent lms;iii.itioa. At a bull given in Ke. York in the month of February, ls.sj,. ;he walls were coverexl with roses, which did not cot less thr.n 10,0 ). When ono considers that the upier. and every thing elso, was on tho same scale) it becomes doubtful whether fuel luxury is t bo admired. I was pres ent ono wvening at a dinner giver, ii. the largo dining hall nt Dclmonioo's restaurant, in New York. Wo were eighty-seven guets at an immen.. round table. Tho center of tho board was eo.cred with a gigantic r-tar of flowers roes. arum lilies aud he.lio tri. At that season lilies wore worth a doM'ir wach, nnd a l through the win ter the pi-ice of roses was from a quar ter to two dollars apiece, according to kind. Tho Americans at this feast es timated tho Mar of flowers at bix or oven thousand dollars. At a dinner party given recontly at Delmonico's, I heard that each menu had a chain attached, consisting of pearls nnd diamonds, and valued at Sum In houses, in duos, in offices, or.e enn not help admiring tho ingenious forethought, Iho wonderful car with which tho smallest wants and the slightest conveniences of life have boon studied; it seems as if there wero nothing left to desire It is impossible, however. In speak ing of American interiors, to pass over in silenco a certain eye-sore which meets our eye atevory turn. The mot indispensable, it appears, the most conspicuous at any rrrte. piees of furniture in America is the spittoon. All rooms are provided with this objectof prime necessity; you find one besido your scat in the trains, under your table in tho restaurants; impossible to escape tho sight of the ugly utensil. .In the hotel corridors there is a spittoon standing sentinel outside every door. In public build ings the floors aro dotted with them and they form the line all up tho stairs. Tho Americana, used to those target from the tendcrest age, aro luarrelous ly adroit at tho u-o of them; they never miss their aim. I saw some, rtaliy striking feats of marksmanship; but perhaps the best of all at tho Capi tol in Washington. The Supremo Court of Judiciary was bitting. As I entered at, advocate was launching thunders of eloquence. All at once he stopped, looked at the spittoon which stood two. yards off. aimed at it, and Kerrroa craahk ptu! right in the bull's eye. Then on he went with nis naranguo. I looked to eo the seven Judges and tho pub lic applaud and cry bravo! Not a murmur, the incidout passed completely unnoticed. Probably there was not a man in the hall who could not say to himself: "There's nothing in that. I could do as much." From Ma; O' Hell's - Krother Jonathan." -FAMOUS WOMEN'S HANDS. Ulte of Goealp KvtdenUr Collected t a llrig-ttt Kewapapcr Woman. Mrs. Langtry's hand is as delicately veined as a leaf, and makes one loth to part with it after clasping it. The hand of Ella Whoeler Wilcox looks as if the good, hard shake of a brawny hand would crush it, bones and alL Despite its jewels. Modjeska's hand shows marks of early struggles. It is a strong hand, however, full of char acter. Tha symmetry of Adelina Tatti's hand is lost sight of in its dazzling dis play of jewels. She spends a fortune in gloves. Mrs. James Brown Potter has a slen der hand, with shapely digits, which are daily manipulated by a manicure. When "Marion Harland" puts her plain, honest hand in yours she seems to say: "Here's my hand, and my heart's not far off." The only marked difference between Sara Bernhardt's hand and a skeleton's is that one Is invested with flesh and blood and the other isn't. Miss Frances E. Willard has a good, honest hand, whose hearty grasp seems an echo of the cordial greet ing which she bestows oa all whom she meets. Mrs. Frank Leslie has a sensitive hand, whose touch makes the blood bound faster through one's veins. She is authority on the subject of gloves. Mrs. Benjamin Harrison has a good, motherly hand, made for use. It has been a true and trusty companion in its family relations, chastening as well as caressing. So soft and sensitive is the hand of tho pretty Mrs. Goorge Gould that it seems formed to minister to grief and pain, as well as to the wants of her two young Wall street magnates. A manicure to Miss Chamberlain is as great a necessity as a well-fitting gown, and every tiny half-moon on the pink-tinted nails is as jealously pre served as if it was a diamond crescent. Mary Anderson never tries to squeeze her hand into a No, 5 glove, believing that there is more comeli ness in a hand which preserves the form intended by its creator than one in a perpetual squeeze. Chicago Jour nal, v Dude Got the Quarter. Dude (to chance acquaintance) That shabby-looking fellow is making right for us. Bet he wants to borrow money. He. he! Til get ahead of him. Please, sir, can't you lend me a quarter or a dime to get something to eat? Shabby Fellow Certainly (hands out a quarter). New. young man. if you aro through begging of this gen tleman I weuld lika to speak to him. 1 He is one of the depositors in py baxk. THE FRENCH CREOLES. sane of the rccullaritles of TUla Siiuple Mlndcd People. The French Creoles of tho lower class ar a ha".d-to-montU class of is ple, puri ".::i-iig the stick of wood to day j:rd tho handful of herbs that are to "oo;; ;i;.ii iitiwn their K)tago, filling their t-i:uill market baskets with iti nurierahlo pinches of this, that aad the otiirr. living in n few tvis of tiga: s nd coiTs,at a time, and ,roing next day. for three hundred and sixty llvo days in tho 3 our, and doing id"n tieally tho sarao thing, in srecula s.'ecuioriun. Dislike to the accumula tion f household goods, to wul?-torod celiacs and pantries, to generous abundance, to picturesque profusion, to tho essentials of a largvhanded hospitality even within the narrow limits of their neighborhoi d acquaint ances, an iint-like economy and al stemiousness, a curious ju:.ta5ioiion of etoi-iia' self-restraint mid a passion (or sensations, colors, sound-., per fumes. f:'.i.a?tic sensualities, an in slitiet I n- microscopic mcney-!ctttng woiUe-.l to an instinct that h::: filled New O.losms with noble iu..t:lt:tions for the jKHii-, tho biind. the sick, tho world weary; a passion for noe s and for splendid churches, u fond en durance of rigors of cold and hunger for the brilliant efflorescence of ertro mepreiiunt and carnival, a voluntary exile fivm ail lauhtor and joy th::t their fe: t may twinkle a night r two tin tin.' mirrored flairs ol tho masque balls dowu in Chartrcs and Iloyal streets; such aro the fragments of awti't and bitter herbs that go to muke up pari of tho paradox of Creole charaeter and communicuto to it an indefinable piquancy and strangeness by their thick bars of light and shadow. The chief charm of the character U a touching gentlenesa and benignity that blemls :tii other characteristic and jr Uieatej the whole constitution of tho native Creole. There is something cletriae. tender, dreamy about tho race, a rcmnaul or recollection of earlier and laotter days, an aroma of exilo c uni.ig from old colonial times, when so liuiny emigrated from the gay fatherland to th trackless wilderness of Louisiana, aeeitiug their fortunes. Disapixilrttinont seems to havo im pressed itself as a trait of heredity on their spiritual make up; a brondin-j languor has spread f "om tho luxurious climnte th. oijgh tho limits and const! (ution of t'.-i immigrants, tho advent urous .'-t irlt ( f th marvelous brother-, Bienville. I'l.rvi!! and Saitv:i'!.-, laid undo.' pe petual cmb;u-go by a Chinese wall of b.'.ami, bayou aud lngue, has sunk into a cu iou psychological numbness and content v ith surraund intT"; geography, cxp .oration, litera ture, research, travel (beyond the in evitable transit to rt-.trio otoe iu lifetime)-nre unknown luxuries to these lotus-eating f "lk. and in their w:.y they are as still in their runny :'.r.t j.a the sun-loving alligator that haui.14 their streams, The customs, games and sports of those exiles ai-o fail of reminiscences of tho fatherland, mingled with odd accretions and aftergrowths, a clinging conservatism, a poetio su-eeptioility. Tliero ares-ings rind Christmas customs emackingof CJ.isoony, Prove--.ee, CJ;nm p.ign. Sn:t Domingo, Franche-Cointe, such as linger' iu Canada and form touching links with the folk over the sea. J. A Harrison, in Autrefois. " DISCOVERY IN TEXAS. Inearthing an Old Bnrtal Crounc" of In diana auad Aztoca. A discovery of immense archaeolog ical interest has recently been' made near Painted Cave, on the Southern Pacific railroad, about the junction of the Pecos and the Rio Grande. Mr. Vandervoort, who owns a farm near the town mentioned, found on his place after a recent wind-storm a large Cot tonwood tree blown down and leaving the roots exposed. In the earth loos ened by its fall and upheaved by its spreading roots he noticed a round object, which upon inspection proved to be a human skulL The skull was that of the Aztec After two or three feet had been removed almost every upheaval of the spades brought to light a bone or weapon or other object. There were a great number of arrow heads, both of stone and of glass, in the manufacture of which the Aztecs ex celled. But to set at rest all doubts as to what people tho bones had belonged the peculiar weapon of the Azatian race was found. This weapon is a short metal axe, with blades of glass. The metal is supposed to be copper, but the specimens are tarnished, in crusted by age and buriaL Several shields are. among the relics, and on being cleaned wero found to be of brass, each skilfully engraved with an owL Copper knives and 6tone toma hawks are abundant, and there are twenty or thirty head-bands of ebony, silver and copper. There is also a helmet or casque of thin silver with a small hole in the top. The head-dress of an Aztecan officer was a helmet with a topknot of feathers. Silver armor for legs from knee to ankle was found near the hel meted skulL One bony hand still clutched a dart with three copper points, and held it so firmly that it was necessary to keep hand and alL Another ghastly object was a pair of clenched jaws, holding beneath their discolored teeth a small image en graved on agate. This must have been the likeness ot a god thrust into the mouth. A number of gold and silver pendants and a quantity of Aztec cur rency were picked up. This latter con sists of bits of tin in shape like the let ter T. Among the human bones were min gled those of several animals, too small to have been cattle horses were, of course, unknown and too large to have been dogs. They were those of ocelots, trained by the Aztecs for the hunt and for batUe. That the ocelots took an active part ia shown by the fact that the jaws ot one held tho sev ered skull of an Indian, while the teeth of a second wero fastened on a thigh bone. In turn a tomahawk was still sticking in his partially-cloven kl DelKio (Tex.) Letter. ONLY A COLLAR; r. t.lghlv-Scvrn Mluutes in a Iry-Cooda strr- A Corned jr fruin Life. "Oh, wait a moment, Flo, I want to step in hero nnd pet mo a collar; it won't take me but just a moment." So they went into Li mien & Cotton's, and, after stopping at various counters to prieosomo riblon. gloves, laoo, fans, hair-pins, buttons, silk, ehenillo. Sax ony, passamontrie and slippers, none of which they had any idea of pur chasing, thoy found themselves at the collar and cuff counter. " Ixrt mo seo some collars, please," said lies si a. " All linen?" asked the clerk. "Oh, yes, certainly, all linen." Square or round-cornered?" I hardly know. Let me soe both kinds. What kind do you like best. Flo?" "O. I don't know, really. It don't mako much difference. " " No. so it don't, for n "What number, miss?" " Oh. let ma see. I declare if I don't always forget just what number I do wear. Thirteen, I think. What num ber do you wear, Flo?" "Twelve and a half." "Do you? I shouldn't think I'd wear a larger number than you, would you?" "I don't know." " I suppose my nock is No, I don't want so high a collar as that. Do you lika a high collar. Flo?" "I hardly know, really." Of course it depends altogother on tho kind of neck one has. Mino is as long as a stork's." Oh, Flor " It is n 'How ridiculous! I think" "Ilore is a lower collar, miss." "Oh, that's too low. Don't you think so. Flo?" "It is rathor low, really." "Of course it Is. 1 always oh. look at these handkerchiefs back of us! Aren't thoy locclyV "Aren't they? I do lovo a pretty handkerchief !' "So do . A real neat " "How do you lika this collar, miss?" "Oh. I don't liko three rows of stitching at the top; do you, Flo?" Two rows look bettor, I think." "So do L Let me see soma with two rows." "Yes'm; here's one." "Yes, I soe. um-um-um somehow, I don't just like that either; do you, Flo?'' I don't know, really." "Looks so kind of of 1 don't know just how, but I don't liko it- Tho stitching is so far apart; don't you think so, Flo?" "I don't know but it is." "Let mo see something with only one row of stitching. Oh, I don't like that; do you. Flo?" 1 don't know, really." "It don't look like it was all linen; does it, Flo?" "No, I don't believe it does." , "I'm sure it isn't. Tve a notion to I got some ruching and let the collar go; would you? Oh, suit yourself, dear." "Do you like ruching? "Oh. yes." "I believe I will get It." Ihey spend half an hour at the ruching counter and then race back to the collar department, and finally emergo from tho store in just eighty seven minutes after they enter it. Bessie having by this time concluded that she "didn't believe she'd get the collar to-day, anyhow," and 6he doesn't Time, KISSING THE LADIES. Once a Tea Popular Enctlih Mode- of l'ollle Salutation. Nioolaus de Bethlen, a pupil of Dr. Basire at Alba Julia, visited England during the winter of 1G63-4. and re lates the following in his "Autobiogra phy": "Being unaware of the fact that it was customary in England to kiss the corner of the mouth of ladies by way of salutation, instead of shak ing hands, as we do in Hungary, my younger brother and I behaved very rudely on one occasion. We were in vited to dinner to the house of a gen tleman of high rank, and found his wife and three daughters, one of them married, standing in array ready to receive us. We kissed the girls, but not the married ladies, and thereby greatly offended the latter, but Duval, (a French Protestant clergyman) apol ogised for our blunder, and explained to us that when saluting we must always kiss the senior lady first and leave the girls and children to the last; after dinner it was considered sufficient to kiss the hostess only in recognition or the hospitality re ceived." Thereafter, ho adds, he and all his traveling companions, with the exception of one, who could not be prevailed upon, complied most scru pulously with the rules of etiquette. Bethlen moved in tho best society in London. He was received by Charles 1L "in publica solenni audientia" sur rounded by a throng of noblemen; he called on the Dux Eboracensis, Ruper tus Talatinus Rheni, and many noble men of high rank. At Oxford he was entertained and made very much of by the professors, who, he informs us, spoke Latin with difficulty. In fact everybody in England, he tells us, considered it a great torture to be obliged to speak Latin, and he was, therefore, compelled to air his broken English, which ho had picked up at Leyden under the tuition of a poor Englishman. Notes and Queries. Very Unobtrusive Piety. "Spoteash, who is that gentleman that went out of tha 6tore just now?" Rev. Mr. Goodman. I thought you knew him, Onepricc. He is our pastor." "Your pastor, Spoteash? Are you a member of a church?" "Of course I am. Pve been a mem ber for twenty years." "And 1 have been in partnership with you for fifteen years and never fcuauected vou!"' Ch-caeo Tribur.av. A TALK ON DRESS. tVhy It laoea Nut I'ay to llnr ;oods Just Itveanae They Aro Cteap. In the first place, always buy the 'oest of every thing. It costs more in the first place, of course, but is cheap er iu tho end. Let mo provo it to you. Wo will say you wish to buy an ordinary woolen dress. You see two pieces of cloth, ono a twilled flannel at fifty cents, and the other a soft cashmere at eighty cents. You sny vou can not afford tho latter price, so you buy eight yards of flannel, paying live dollars for having it made up, the total cost being nine dollars. After wearing it a month or so you find that it knots up in ugly little rolls, catch ing every particle of dust and lint, and tho more you brush it tho rougher it gets. After awhile, however, these little knots wear away, and leave a thin, coarse, sleazy foundation, which soon gives out at tho elbows and seams. In four months your dress is fit for nothiugbut the rag bag, and you are obliged to get another, paying another five dollars for having it made up. Thus j'our dresses alone in four months have cost you eighteen dol lars. On tho contrary, the cashmere, which would cost a total of eleven dol lars and forty cents in the first place, vould. with reasonable care, last you fully a year, shedding dust and dirt like a silk, aud always looking bright and fresh. And when no longer fit for you it would mako over into a nice little play dress for your six-year-old. Do you not agreo with me now that the best is the cheapest? 1 have seen women going around in dingy, faded dresses, apologizing for their appear anco by saying: "My dress is just a cheap thing, you know, part cotton, and it has faded dreadfully; but I couldn't afford any thing better!" I tell you that you can not afford to buy any thing which is cheap! You will surely lose in tho end, and will be obliged to wear faded and shabby clothes in the meantime. In the second place, dress plainly. It is for the wealthy to wear trim mings and jet and beads nnd gimp and fandangoes. These aro all very beau tiful and becoming when one can af ford to buy tho best; but to copy them, as you must, in cheaper goods and materials, they are worse than noth ing. Because you admire a set of Rus sian sable, worn by a daughter of Cros sus, as sho rolls by in her carriage, don't spend your precious ten dollars in imitating it in monkey skin. It de ceives no one, and only makes you ridiculous. A bit of real sealskin around j-our nock, or soft, velvety ot ter, would bo far prettier. A long time ago I went to buy a muff and the salesman persuaded mo into taking a black fox skin at a dolla:-, assuring me that "no one could tell it from the genuine lynx," Tho idea of having a muff which every ono would think was lynx pleased by my girlish van ity (1 wa9 younger then, dear sisters), and I bought it- I had carried it just six weeks when the fur began to come out, and I soon found that my precious "lynx" muff was slowly growing bald! I could not afford another; so, in despair, I bought a bit of black astrachan for forty cents (it only re quired a quarter of a ard), made a little cover, and slipped my poor muff inside. A coquettish little knot oi cherry -colored ribbon, peeping out from one of tho holes, kept it from be ing too somber, and in this way I have carried it for two winters, and am be ginning to fear that I am doomed to carry it yet a third, as it is just as good as ever. I learned a lesson, however, which I shall never forget thai it is far wiser and more satisfac tory to buy a more modest material, and havo it tho best of its kind, than to spend tho same amount of money on a cheap imitation of something that is far leyond our reach. Let alone cheap things of all kinds! A tawdry bit of gilt lace or tinsel never improves a dress, but rather stamps the wearer as shabby-genteel. A plain, dark dress, neatly made and fitted, and finished simply by a dainty white ruffle at neck and wrists, looks far mora lady like than one decked out with cheap ornamention. Ifjthis seems too severe ly plain and somber to suit your fancy, twenty-five cents invested in some becoming ribbon, to give you a touch of brightness, will not bo spent amiss. But before I leave this sub ject I will merely remind you that tho world of fashion is beginning to realize the beauty of simplicity, and some of the most elegant and expen sive dresses worn by tho belles of ' Fifth avenue are the tailor-made gowns, almost Quakerish in their plainness, worn with linen collar and cuffs. Minneapolis Housekeeper. Vertigo Caused by Nicotine. M. Decaisne has laid before the French Academy of Medicine the re sults of various investigations relating to the vertigo peculiar to smokers. From this it appears that tho numer ous experiments made in this line havo proved that nicotino contracts tho muscular coat of the vessels, and that vertigo is duo to the exaggerated con traction of the arteries of the brain tho patient experiences a feeling of emptiness in the head, so much so that he seems as if about to faint, every thing turning around and his ideas bo coming confused. M. Decaisne has further ascertained that these phe nomena are chiefly found in smokers above fifty years of age, and especial ly in thoso habitually accustomed to smoking before meals; he has also known several of theso persons to bo treated for cerebral congestion, and even for disease of tho heart, witn , result, as might be supposed, of in creasing the symptoms, the proper treatment consisting in. absolute ab stention from the weed, and some slight laxative with bitters. N. Y. Tribune. A Providence man defied his mother-in-law and they had to bury him without an inqueit. There wasn't enough left of hija for the coroner to sit On. Drake's Mugaidne- NEW PARROT STORY. One That Iiacouuta the Ordinavry tarn About Klevrn Tlionaantt Times. A well-known New Yorker lias ). a.', an adventure which discounts byl' tho average conventional pat ret story. Ho wasfondof knocking hi ;;. in outof-tho-way quarters of the wo: and left ship on tho Centrnl Americ:'. -l coast with a party of comrades to e -plore the wilderness. During iJ-ruit of several months tho entire ship'. company a merry crew had devote t their odd hours in singing to n parrot. Tho sailors had lost no opportunities, and taught tho bird all the seafariu g lingo, and a few mo 10 or less clegs. i.b expletives besides. When thuexpit.c ing party had biddian tho bird and the sailors good bye they plunged into s '.-. heart of the tropical forest, Afi ; twenty-eight miles of mortal elT-et thoy reached their camping-placo for tho night. Justus the sun was goitiL.' dow n they wero startled to hear in tho primeval silence a familiar voice cull ing down from the top of a tall palm: Avast there! Yo, heave ho!" It was the ship's parrot. But lefore they could recover their startled senses th faithful bird, having flown ahead to prepare this unexpected treat iur it-? chums of tho voyage, fluttered down r iho top of a dead stump near by, and. with a shrill call, summoned thousands of tho little green paroquets of the country. It is said that eleven thou sand of them wero counted, as thej circled around the great gray Afrieai. oracle on tho stump, nnd finally took their places on tho ground row after row. Thai explorers looked on in dumb amusement. When tho feath ered assemblage became quiet, the ship's parrot burst into the words of a familiar song, und, to tho inextin guishable laughter of tho travelers, the consternation of tho rest of the tropical world, and tha delight of tho festive precentor, tho whole of tho eleven thousand paroquets, with ono mighty burst of song, broke into Nancy Lee." Ballou's Magazine. HUMOROUS. Love is blind, they say. Before marriage ho certainly is, and aftor marriago ho needs to be. Somerville Journal. " " Patient "I'm not afraid to die. doctor, but I do dread !eing buried alive." Doctor t;choerfully) "Don't let that worry you. I'll see that you ain't." Scene A lonely sjot on a dark night. "Would the gentleman bo so kind as to assist a poor man? Besides this revolver, I havo nothing in this wide, wide world to call my own.'" Boston Saturday Gazette. The second period of tho earth's existence, which is to end with the go ing out of tho sun's light, will ter minate in about thirteen million years. We speak of this matter in time 60 j that our friends may get in their ba ! Martha's Vineyard Herald ,v" On the Other Side The Countess of Carlseu. "It won't be long, my doar, beforo you'll lose that slight American twang and become a thor- ough-going Briton." Her daughter-in-law "Hi 'opes you think Hi am trying me best, me loddy." Judge. Still come the yarns by wire and mail Of men a century old Whoaa sisht has not begnn to fail . Whose step is light and bold: - , . Who take their ten-mile morning walks ' Then nimbly danoe a jlK, ' And split a cord of hickory blootts While the wind blows through their wig. -Oil City Blizzard. " Angelica, you mustn't ask Mr. Finlay Place into the parlor. You know we are all torn up with house cleaning." "Well, ho won't mind that-" "But there is only one chair in the room." "Oh, that doesn't make any difference, mamma." Toledo Blade. "You poor little boy! On tho streets in rags such a day as this. Havo you no home?" "Yes'm, I livo in that house on tho other side of thw street." "You have no mother, have you, little child?" "Yes'm; she and forty other women are in there now making embroidered nightgowns for tho Zulus." Chicago Tribune-' Wicked Boarder (on Sunday) "You do not read Sunday papers. I be lieve. Mrs. DeGoode?" Mrs. DcGoodo (severely) "No, I do not, and I am grieved to find that you do." "I was only going to 6ay that this copy of Sunday Scandal has a two-column ac count of that minister who was arrest ed for improper " "Oh, if there is any thing in tho puper about minis ters, that's differenL Thank j-ou." -Philadelphia Record, r "So you want a placo on tho staff?" inquired the editor of a comic paper. "Have you had any experi ence?" Not on a regular paper," replied tho applicant; "but I havo been cracking jokes all my life. "Umph!" returned the editor. "Any references?" "Nobody except Mis Giggle," he answered, with a blush; "she once Baid I was too funny for any thing." - "In that case I guess you'r too funny for us." Puck. Bobby has "been imparting to th minister the important and cheerful information that his father has got a, new set of false teeth. " Indeed. Bobby," replied the minister, indul gently; "and what will he do with tho old set?" "Oh. I s'posc." replied Bobby, "they'll cut 'em down and make roe wear 'em.'1 Harper's Bazar. Friend (to sick man) "Don't you find the long days lonesome, John, confined as you arc to your bod and easy chair?" Sick man "Lonesome, friend? That doesn't express it. Why, the gas collector called this afternoon with a six months' gas bill, and I paid tho bill and put my arms around his LtX'; and called hira brother." N. Y. Sun. "Brother Dumlcy, doyou hupposo I ctin get your wife to givo our Young Ladies' Domestic Economy Association an address on housekeeping or some thing of that sort? Her booki and magazine articles aro o much ad 1 mired that I think- sho must talk do ' liglitfully." "Oh, laws! my wife can't talk. " "Why, what's tho m '4t' frue' ail write." attcr with I hoi ?