r .4 Solubility cf r;-p:iori- Aclil. At the Conut cticut Aiincii'.tural Si a. tion the uiech c.uJi: a of l .ne manures deUrLune:; tl.eir 01 n;' .ratlv. values to a it vter.t, j retn :.ce be ing gtvu to tho--- t.i . .iia-'y ground. This is wise a:id ta.r trttn;;:.t for both manafiotut i1" u. cour.uuiers iir a should br al j-,Uci 1 r :;.itF3, f: tl9 farmer wtm waul a i';ick ar.U. pnf ItaLlo return ffr :r.: :;ty nv:M! ia Ruini.il buuo f-ili!:. ?r bvu'.J j,tl the unesi. boo", it-alv. J of the coarsest. L'veu takiug it fur ;iaitrJ that boue me.il Is absolutely pure iu:d in the finest condition, tho i Lo: p'.: n io add repre sented in it i.i" rot soluole, nor even available for itumedii.'.e crop food. The minutest fragment of bote in its natur al state is too bwlkly aiid indigestible for delicate pi int J, aud uuat be slowly de composed by the action of acid and other corrosive principles iu the soil be fore It can enter irto vegetable life. To hasten this proctsa of dec.y and fit the atoms of bu;a dint for speedy work re course is had by the manufacture to oil of vitriol, which unlocks their stores ct fertility, ui.u uaki-a aolublo the inert phosphoric uoiJ. 1) '.ueo tnus dissolved as compared with bono iwA are as welNcjoked j iovijioua to a raw, indi gestible ui ; ij. O.'.a is assimilable and nutritious, the ottur crude, a:.,! for the time Leiug unsatisfactory. Tt:e disolv ed bjne acta quickly on grain crops, and yet enough of it i left in reserve which thes-j crops do not tak up for the beneii; of giasada for years to come. This ia a point frequently misappre hended by farmers. T.iere can be r.o loes in properly diulved bones by rea son oi any surplus wasted which the growing crop, to which it has been ap plied, ha.; failed to utliz-. Us condi tion, while soluble, aud ever ready as plant fool, 13 such as to be lta possible to incur wa3to by volatilization, it sim ply waits until the growing crop reaches out for necessary food. A Word tor the Fa Carpet. The only thing that kills a rag car pet for popularity id its cheapness. If it cos: G?o dollars a yard, it would be on the floor of every bondholder In the land. There is aoruathius about a rag carpet that sulcata homo. It is not so cold aud formal to the eye as the hand somely -llowerod Brussels that you see in the parlor. As soon aa you put your foot on a rag carpet, you f.-ul cn good terms with tho honvhol 1 ; aud you na turally expect to hear a kttio sing, and see 8-raa friendly cat irca her b.iok and rub socially against your shins. And the man that owns a rag carpet, made cf articles collected about the hause, can sit right down with the carpet and talk to it. It 1j fu'.l of pleasant remin iscences. Tie can .ice in that carpe pieces of all the eloUui.i; Ls haa woil in the las ten or twenty yeirs. All his (M:i''ul: v.r.irirg appareJ is in the carpet, except what is in the crazy qu'.lt. Ov.u..;t3, fl'i-p?i'.der3, felt l.ats, neckties, gloves :uid oveshoej clow be Iiw him iu red, w" i'.e and blue sta that wo. ild :n t a 3...tue p-J'lLr crazy with u"ii0'lit. How the Italian .Miini.ta Docs it. I noticed somo !.:s that milk was very, very Urn. I had stood by whiiist it waa uiilkt.i ; what, then, could be tho caut'e V When 1 c inis aero?:: rny mi:kiii.;o the .sveoii'd r thud evening hewn mTk.; ;.r for an Italian and I was surprised v.hf.'i f the latter sud"itl step up to tha man who was mi'.ki!' Miu.'i hini by th urn: As au.prisiiir aa y this action, how ever, the r's:i t was still more so a ctre imcf wi'er was r j. cted frm the milkrua-t's "ve, a::d I then understood how milk can bj watcrevl before one's ryes without one's detecting it. I h ap petr. d to mention this incident to the American Consul, nr. I he assured me the trick Was (j'iite common. A Lag of water is kept under the coat and let d nvti tl.r vj ;h a rubber tube in the Flc?v-. ; when detected, a shrug of the shotr lers, a '"Santa Maria, what dif ference ?" aud pure milk for the thaip eea ; when not dectecir.J, ho 5aug!:s in his 3'.etp ucd selid it to you at sii cents a quart. The Way the Jloncv fioes. "This rt th9 way the money goes," says the liurtl A'rr Y:rker. Towels nre used for holders, capkiCB are used as Ii.ihwirrs, ponp is left to soak in water ; clothes are v Lipped to pieces in trie wind ; hams and cheese are let to ruouid and git full cf "akippers tea, colTec M l apices arc let to stand open prid lose their strength ; coal is wasted, Yi eUbies are thrown away that would warm over; scrubbing brustus are left to warp In water ; bits cf mo it are thro.va away that would make a food soup or loish ; a pir.t more or lesj, ot dough 13 loft utickiurf to the bread ran ; the cork is left out of the molass es ju and flies take possession ; the ex travagant nse of butter, suar and eggs in cooking H notorious, pai's are allowed to dry in the sua aad fall apart ; bread Is wasted, tea and coffee are made too Btrmj ; and there is careless breakage in d'shes, glasjM a:.d other articles In very direction. A Creepi!!;; A pun. A very useful crei.-p'i.g p.prrn for l by tii iy be ma lo by taking an ordi r. irv apron 3ufti::eutly long to reach the length oi the dress and then up again to the waist, where it ia fastened by means cf a drawing s'.ring run into the fcem. This rr:aUrs a oorcpMe bag and aalords ample prelection for the dress a" 1 ok it t., so that when baby pctj tired of tho tlo r, -r I yr-j wi.-h to take him up, bin garm"ts ar fo iid (jaite un soiled. K!illol4it niiirrti Kntinlj. !.!:,l:,s Catarrh It-m.-tl y. n marveirus cure f.irr.trrh, f pth-M la, Cm.Vt Mouth arut lb i.'.i-.".e. V.';'.!i a.-!. V.f.ie tr.ero Is an im.M t.ious Na r eti-r for th enro fueerKtui trr-.tii-.e-t cf th-te coaiplaintj it!.ci:L.x!-ic:-f,.e. r.-vc Cents. bj!d ly Ir. T. J. Iav!on. It is a:d that !') .sheep kept on a fiece cf ground one year will make the roil capable of jie'iHr.g grain enough over r.rd aL.jve the capacity of the soil without the sheep manure to support lO-'J" hecp an entire year. KASK1 M E THE NEW QUININE. t.ies (MD.irFETITE SIKENCTfl, yliFJMKVES, BAITY M'.f mm sleep. A POWERFUL TONIC. that tt e Diiwt deiie&te stuaeti wlil bear. ASPECIFIC FOR MALARIA, RHEUMATISM. NERVOUS PROSTRATION, an.l all Una Insvise. Themoi-t si lcnt io tl iuceaful I.1HJ Furltl tr Siiii?r!T lt 4U aino Mr. John r -arL .r.mrh. S.!m. ?f . '.. wrltM : "I kot iu 1 1 vrl In ihd s uihrrn army nj tor lou y ir san:rvt frr m it J?!'llitiittnir effN-is. 1 w:k t ml.ly run Juvn wlien 1 l,crlvl Kuline. the c ijmnir.y. U t--lif.l iua ikt oao. I ifuine.l ."4 MMin !. Ilv Dvt baj iu.-t kooU hc;ilth in -O yrar". other leHrr . a sluill.tr ch.-r.-lrr from prom inent inui v ij j i!a. n."i tt .u., Ki-kine iu rt:r..ly undoabtol rent, U1 t taut on ui'Vlh'atiiTi. I-tter frnm t.o arrive ergons, (cirini; fall ilrtait will ( o sent on u lio:il:oa. Kn "ktne can h taVi'n withi at any ?petal met Icul aJi.-j. H a botll-. Suid by all druitirUU, or !int 1'V mnil rn r-oe:pt rf itU'c Til K KAhlSt frt WorreeJit.. Ne YorH TEE S4HF0RD REFLECTOR HOT-AIR FURNACE, Tke I Z frmn T.xT-t in tke i.-t L ' OrtrSO.OOO S.?rFOUn ILiatorsintTse. A. Tstttt ft H? Justify bar Clitms. liilrr ; I li- M U' I- I- .l-t l4tili. H'.t- i!..- . i f ; tt -- s,.i.r.i .1 i n iin r l;:im-. f.-r IVi-m.-Ii i i.it iir.vl i.iaiu.i. td li,u umt U.S.- ct-i t.r:.t t A "h-UT i wkii i''fi-ier ' . 'i -j itn-trh' rr .WM.i for CtfV?'ir tlH-X Tho S.,vfoT'l National Stcrvo Works, - J A'i'T l'jrty ytar .T-. ; "l'r-,n 6,1 t-q ii T'..,n ar..l r.i-t.'i.-au. r ptoia m fw r i fj tL t r' " l -md Knreifn rmii. a 1 'no ii'jO'irtMA o i jji.un;., t r tlii U'ii'r,l M4", ill . H...I n ! .o.-f em: tri-. f:.t rniT aii lucir 1a iuUsJ or ai.- . I' 'i . i i. 1.- , , , , . .s .t -i n i r:n re ry . , '. II. . i I ! i , v. tr-.rrnif:cl ... - (.. , n . . t inlluT.t nl l i L. i : t' i i i t :.t' w jr ' ! u.U -.t --J c v.:y l at,culo .I'-v-'T.' i nwTr ' i-. I. '. f ' - ' -r. mill i . .( r . t" .--,n-i : - 1 1 i '. . ' ' I i i -T---. p'ij , ; ; a f I- i nt . .'t:u J-.-jir. ..11 I . Ii''" I . I . I Br' i I. . .. I .1 ' . i i : r b 1 .i irn lit r- .r t.; .Xt:.va, il I.- Uut C m i I1 - : UNDERTAKER, AM riAM'l ACTt KEK OK arjj .Se.iUr In all Wln U ot H K.MTl'KE, ilentslinpr, Iti -A ta!I line ct t'akets always on tan !.- Bodies Embalmed Apr S3 1 J PoilclM wrlt'iTi at ihi rt cot'ee In tlw OLD RELIABLE "ETNA" .tod utltor l'ir( flats Companies. T. DICK, F.M FK I IIF. OLD lIIlTI'ORX FIRBIXSURASCEOHiT. stIb siffifrfififfi COR. CENTRE AND SAMPLE STREETS EBENSBURC, PA. J. II. OA NT, I ropriotor. nvitrn.-Hi.P? win atways Bnd at our place I ul ! u-.ln .tk la t'uslres. liuurs. KTerytbtna, kept n-ii onj.7. A l ath rmm h;M 'been coa- t-v-io.l w:ih Plwp norc tte i uOlic can b .ciruiu -. ,:c.l w.th a hot or cold bath. Bath tun an.l ovi-r;, tlnnu t'o:in".'.eJ tiicroin kept perfectly dun. I 'L toa'Eli a iriii uLTI. The fili!t ar.1 htrt fnftltutl.m for nhtatnlnit a I5a.ine liui ..M,n. V.'ehae ii,--e.i.iuily jirr I ared tfii.uaard of youna mm f r the active du- tio. u. l:.c, i.r " r--n t - I". r NS. r;r:t.'orIr. . General Insurance Agent, taraar'a fcts-Jird Kirniadst HUla. , - V V-V-. ... -.-.r.-H" "V :J .....w ... jj -ri.t.i V V- .! . iy .i!rU rlr. u.-' ,. -u. Sl'jry jn 1 tp.,vi,pf Coium nif-,'1 r r f J. r - x Iu:! : r::u Ma lrl jt m .. . . aliKitnr Ui. a w r-.r "r. fc-r . 0..iv-ir-. . ' r.i . Saf nfjrtioo Guaranteed tc f j.!ncn tnd Ao-i (. Ih. b.: .M 11 ,. If kfc.T.M . - ta t?r. Atotui, K. i. C IIA" .. XiO Soulli 1-cu.u Sjuar-, I'UiUUrlff.u. 1 SffiRGIKIA FARMS FOR SALE ,. f". PV I R ft ). II V r -J. mrr rrn r.r.K.i,.., , . -TAlX ai.i 1 ea-ctcr,..ri. i f , Hon!eholJ Hint. I'sa charcoal to Lroil with. If the cover ia removed from soap dishes the soap will not get soft. Salt fish of any kinJ 3 quickest and best freshed by soakinjr in sour milk. Scatter sassafras bark anioiig dried fruit to keep it from becoming wormy. When flV.Irona becoaaa rusty, Llack thm with 8.ov-iolish, and rub well with a dry brush. Clothespins boiled a few minutes and quickly dried once or twice a month be come more durable. To prevent the smnll of paint put a handful of bay iu a bucket of water and let it erand in the room over night. Silverware can be kept bright for months by being placed in an air-tight case with a good-sized piece of camphor. A little saltpetre or carbonate of soda mixed with the water la T,hich flowers are placed will keep them fresh for two weeks. A Rood rule for the use of the differ ent kinds of flour is to use pastry flour whenever baking flour is used and bread flour with yeast. Never throw away cold potatoes as there are so many delicious wavs in which they may be warmed over and mid into new dishes. Nice table cloths and napkins should not be allowed to become much soiled, so that ihey will require vicorous rub bing with soap or in hot water. If butter is kept covered tight when pnt in the ice chest it will not absorb the odor of any fool lying near. There is nothing so sensitive as butter. To remove egg stains from silver spoons, lake a little common salt be tween the thumb and Cnger and rub the stain briskly. Then wash in hot suds. I you dip your broom into clean hot suds once a week, then shake it till it is almost dry, and then bang It up, or stand it with the handle down, it will last twice as long as it would without this operation. A Terrier l'rovokes a Jaguar. Two good-sized terriers lived at the Zoological Garden and kept the rats, with which the place abounds, in mor tal terror of their lives. For some time past the large jaguar at the "Zoo" has been keeping his eye on them. Recently one do was pranc irg about the jaguar's cage barking at a great rat, as if daring him out. The caged anfmal saw he was being tantal ized and crouched in one corner of the cage and patiently awaited bis chance. It came sooner than was expected, for the terrier, bounding past the narrow opening at the bottom of the cage, saw something dart foreward, and a great yelping told plainly that the dog haa b?eu caught. The jaguar had seized him ty the throat, aud drawing him close to the iron bars with Lis claws tore open the terrier's throat and dropp ed bis mangled remains in a pile upon the floor. SatisGed with Lis work ti.e jaugar resumed Lis ceaseless pace up and down the cag, every now and then stopping to look at the other dog, who was shivering in a corner near by afraid to stir. Advantage o' rorering I'lants. A Liu'ch or covering should consist of m inure, as it will to saviDg of labar, and the plants will "t the beneft of the matter dissolved by the rains. The covering is not intended to keep the plants warm, as that is impossible, but to prevent the ground from warming too early or too suddenly. It is just as important to mulch in those sections where the climate is mild as it Is to do so where the winters are severe, owing to the alternate freezing and thawing of the ground. If the ground ia frozen it can be partially kept in that condi tion by the mulch, which prevents the plant3 from being thrown up out of the soil, and also from beginning growth too early in the season. In this section tLe winter is seldom very cold previous to January, aud the necessity fur a mulch is greater in a mild winter than at any other time, owing to the liabil ity of the plants to begin to grow too early. Food willi the fingers. The list of things that can be eaten from the fingers is on the increase. It Includes all bread, toast, tarts and small cake, celery, and asparagus, when served who'e, as it should be, either hot or cold ; lettuce, which must be crumbled in the fingers and dipped in Bait or sauce ; olives, to which a fork should never be put any more than a knife should be used on raw oysters ; strawberries, when served with the stems on, as they should be, are touch ed to pulverized sugar ; cheese Id all forms except Brie or lloqaefort or Campefort, and frnlt of all kinds ex cept preserves or melons. The latter should be eaten with a spoon or fork. In the use of the Augers greater indul gence ia being shown, and you cannot, if you are well bred, make any very bad mistake in this direction, especial ly when the finger bcwl stands by you and the napkin ia bndy. Apple Short Cake This apple shortcake has been de clared good : Make the cake of biscuit dough with a tablespoonful of sugar addel to it ; or take one-balf cup of butter, and put them Into a quart of flour. Wet it with one egg beaten in to a cup of sweet milk or water. Beat together, add, alittle sugar, and roll oat as soft as possible. Divide the douh into four pieces, roll out thin and bake in jelly-cake tins. "When done spread each cake with good butter, and on this place a thick layer of btewed and sweetened apples. The tartest apples are best. 1'ile layers one above the other, and scatter sugar over the upper ciuht. Tiace in a hot oven for seven or eight minutes, and serve hot, with cream beaten to a stiff froth. Anawrr Tbls (titration. Why do so many rople wa see aroend us seem to prefer to suffer and be mad miserable by Indigestion, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss ul .. p petite. Coming Up of the Food, Yellow Skin, when for75ceoU we will sell them ishtloh's System Vitalizer cuaiantetd to cure them, bold by Ir. T. J. I U?vison. iTHE'jMINGMJDICINE YOU WANT. Piihll0leiy; Compduncl IPurifics'the Blood, Strengthens the Nerves, Stimulates the Liver, Regulates the Kidneys and Bowels,Nv : Gives Life and Vigor to every organ., . t" er- ... r . i There's nothing like it. TjL'rt sprtr.fr. b-tnfr very mu. h run dowTi and rllilUiatxl. IjtironirvU iiiifir Iular't t'U-ry IMimpnuad. The n.-io of tolni!ft tut Us lue tiul like a tji'w nian. Aj a rvinral tunic and spring moUi lup, 1 tlo not V"w 1 viuoL'' - W. L. (tH!UiF, 0 CrlpuUrr frfwral V. X. U., burlUiiton, Vt , - il.oo. Six tor i.eo. At Iru(rgisu. DIAMOND DYES 7Xt '.tJ The Anicricmi JAvc - Stock Wagon. For t&e Use cf Butcliers anJ Stoclmei Saves Tics, ktur 3d Expense. Ko danger to the uniuial you are conveying:, or to tout hordes. The animal 'loes not tret heated up. but ia ready to kill aa toon aa it reaches the sliughttr ttou.e, ami jour matt is sound anU lie aJ thy when it is brought to the block. taT" Atie for Catalogue " ii." Fur j-rioMt, tarms anj circuit ra, aUJn.8 MlIl'JIAN BIMDT &. C4. JMKmlb, lit. I-AID-LI" CtrjlAL, CO JI.V.MFACTLBEBS OP Business and Pleasure Vehicles. Proprietors and Sola Users of Sechler's Iciprorsd Perfsctioa Fitti-oteeL Alt Work JuaranUii at Ht riscnlnlf ?.JfD FOE CATALOGUE. WaTEBTOWN STEAfiS EmGIK WATEETOWIT, TT. "TZ" il i 'H fi9-& JftnttiJ'itctut'crs a' N 1 m . nvm iC2"&3 ti'r i-?4- Central Wnj mid MOT DEAjj YET! VALUE LUTTRINCER, MiMtfiCriEIS OR TIN, COFFER AND SHEET-IRON WARE AND TIX ROOFING, Kefpectfully In rites the attaaUon ot bis Irtondi and the pnblie In Kenoral to the fact that be U still ramrlnic on business at the old stand opinslte the Moantaln Hooe, tbeasburv. and is prepared to apply frons a larva to. k. or nianafactariDK to or der, any article la Li liue. irum the smallest to the largest, in the beat Banner and at the lowest llTintf prices. rVNo penitentiary worn either made or sold at this estal.lL-hir.fiit. TINiItOOFINd a SPKCIAlVTY. We me a call and satisfy yonrlvs as to my worsr ani prices. V. LUTTKIJNJ Jixi. Etnsbunr. April 18. 1880-tl. ST. FRANCIS' COLLEGE, LOKETTO, 1'A, nt CHARGE OF FRANCISCAN BR0T1IEKS. Board and Tuition for the Scholastic Year, $200. March SPlih. 1-xst. tf. STEEL WIRE FENCE The cheapest and ceate.-t Fence i. r aroacd Ijats, S-houl Lots, foaltry Yar.ls. fj.rdec. Karat: . I'ark and t'emetery Kences and liates. ferfoct Automatic S.tte. Also, all klud'" ot W ire W'orK. Write lor Price. Swte kind and quali ty ol leoi-e wan ted. TAYLIJh lihAX. a.ci at -jj6 MarVe: Strtei. 1'uiiu.v, Pa. IC 14. i sis. 4m. klrrV -mrlnimit.m lt ,.t a Erltfi- -J,-1o whit? hnf ajmi-iaiMJaJ JsEStaurx t:s to u:i tT S3 t f.rtH.I I. T,r am. VL Use It Now! "IlaTlijr nvl renr PjlItv'b cv-lpry Comror.rnl UiLh vpnivT. 1 raa tmlvly rccouimcud it m ihi b.unt pO'.vuraul and at th- auiuo tliu iusi p-n.u.- r-truitor. It 1m a e p)uiUl nrrvc tome, ai-i Mi.ff UiLU K It I bate Trlt like a lit.-w Ii.au.' H. l KMOiLa, Watcrluwn, llakulo. Weua Ejchakmo! A Co. rropa. Burlinpxan. Vt. I LAC TAT ED FOODyZ tZ. STOCK, 200,000. ZT3 C3 tollUHtiiVr vt BOILERS Of All lauds. Write for Catalogue. mm AVILL VTJ iri.E use the Impure and l. uwhoic a.n:e kr:rn.'.-rjior wlilch . mm - " . , 7 il.C- REFRIGERATORS LINED WITH Slcr2r.-ars iri Fi!ws, Txhith a-r frar fm rlrption, cortifcioo. and . I .. t ,,,,.!,, , siMT.i V. c-, ... kt, j.l i.f.ltr ! u-mrvraturra f -u.s tiv.T,. u;i r,.Ur.,!1n, and do. e Co.. mmmm Bros, C'LTT'i:x.ATVr. OHIO, n-T1 BUY UUb. I YOUR Rubber Boots until you have seen the "COLCHESTER' with Sole leather Heel. This Is the best fitting and MUST DURABLE BOOT In the market. Made of the best FunE GUM Stock. The Sole leather Heol saves Money la the Wearer. DON'T BUY YOUR ARCTICS UN TIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE CHICHESTER ARCTIC with "Outside Counrer." Ahead of Alt others in cty!c A durability. If you want is wort rt of vour rr.or: ty try the Colchester with "OUTS.D2 COUNTER." KEPT HERE BY BEST STORES AT VHOLESALK 11 Y II. CIIILDS & Co., KENTUCKY . ilia eiiiT 2rm ia Teaa'a who nni a speviarit t vf Ken turlf &wVil and l'iiii.j tlorbo, I I 'rigt.t rud fit f M..i . ...1 . . ts ii.!iiuv in Uier slablits one tiuudre-1 head of M'lh-s, ail irw, frura four ft to the large nj!o wt-ifc-l,in; II., ira I. Aruliim Co.. IVt S?cnd lifiiuc, l'litattuih. J'u. M u Un slj ijr r-.i Iu all part tit l)u tun n ord r. Ni-lritig Us1 1 picknd rtuvk to be fund in their biaLico. Important to Canvassers. WA NTF.D-Live C1anTa"Sers in eTery ronitf lV.be .:""- t-ttes to sell J- UX'.S PATENT Icli VthSlillE il IKON, whiea eom.no.es two sad Irons, Polisuer. i later, ate., one iron delts; the srora ol an eat ire set of ordtuars Irons is aelf-heatlriK bf k or alrnhol latnn. 1XF-S AAr WITH HOT KHtlUM. Price tuoderaie. A lance aud lajliaK income Insured w paavaiws. Addre. lor circulars, e-c. l-Oi. bAU IKON CO., vi UcaJo bt..K. V. -e.- FL 1' -V -ft' -1 r,? V9 Curl ou$ Wagers. -orcin I'rince staying in Taris made a tevj bet with a member of tlie club that he tlie Prince would, in the course of the next two hrmrc Qr r?H.ea Dy police without commit ting tcy cffeiiae or provckiDj? the au thorities in any way. The way he won his wager was by drpssin? himself in a i uiereu oia blouse, a pair of mouldy boots full of holes, and a disreputable burlesque of a hat. Thus attired, he wia.ea up to one of the most ariRtr.,.r-f ic cafes in Paris, and seating him.if f a table, called for a cup of coffee. The wauer. as was natural, did not care about so suspicious a looking customer before hs was assured that payment "uu u loriLcoming, so he told the i rince mat he must mv Jr. oo,. Upon this, his Highness pulled a bundle" ui wna notes out of Lis pocket, and picking out one of considerable value told Lim to take the rric f out of it and bring back the change. The mu immediately went in search of the proprietor of the cafe, who, when he uau ueara me facts of th aa pe coffee to be served, and at the same i:me sent lo the nearest police station for a aetqent tfc villc. Th p,m. of course arrested and taken before a cumtnissary of police, lie announced his raLk and told his reasons for as 6uminK such an unprincely costume. The authorities were obdurate at firet but Cnally they consented to send the Prince under escort to the Imperial club where the gentleman with whom the bet had been made proved his identity, and paid his Highness the money he had fairly woe. Vieuxtemps, thewell-knywn violinist, used to tell a strange story of a wager which he averred be had really witness ed whilst on a visit to London. It was to the effect that one day as he was walking across London bridge, a poor wretch jumped up on the parapet and leaped down into the river. There was at once a rush of eager spectators and a voice shouted : "I'll bet he drown m "Two tO One he'll swim nehnro 1 "Done !" Meanwhile Vieuxtemps had hastened to get a boat and was rowing with a waterman to the rescue of the unharpy creature, who was floundering about, and just managing to keep him self afloat. As they reached him awS were preparing to pull him into the boat, ther was a roar from the bridge : "Leave him alone thera is a bet on I" The waterman immediately lay on his oars, refusing to make any further at tempt to save the drowniog ran, and Vieuxtemps saw Lim sink before Lis very eyes. Oue of the wildest bets ever made by a physician of the ancitnt world named Ascleplades. He wagered against fortune that he would never be ill during his whole life, under the pen alty of losing the ri-puUtlon he had ac quired of being the most famous physN cian of his time. Absurd and impious fas was this presumption he won his wAptr, altnough he could not eDjoy it, for, at a very tdvanced period of life, he died from the effects of a fall. Some years ago, a gentleman made a heavy bet that he would stand for a day ca London bridgd with a trny full of sovereigns fresh from the mint which i.e would be unable to dispose of at a teucy apiece. A nursemaid bought one to quiet a crying child ; no men weie disposed of. Woman. Bob Burdett asserts woman's super iority. He, however, frankly confess es that she cannot sharpen a pencil, and outside of commercial circles she can not tie a parcel to make it look like anything but a cracked cross section of chaos, tut land of miracles, see wLat she can do with a pin ! There are some women who can pin a glass knob to a door. She can't walk so many miles around a billiard table with nothing to eat and nothing (to epeak of) to drink, but she can walk the rloor all night with a iretful baby without goine sound asleep the first half hour. She can ride Cve hundred miles without go ing into -a sleeping car to rest (and get away from the children.) She can go to town aud do a weari some day's shopping, and have a good time with three or four friends without drinking a keg of beer. She can enjoy an evening without smoking half a dozen cigars. She can endure the tor turing distraction of a honsa full of children all day, while her husband cuffs them a howling to bed before he has been home half an hour, bhe is the salt of the church, the pepper of the choir, and the life of the sewing society and about all there is of a young ladies1 school or a nnnaery. A boy with a Bis ter is fortunate, a fellow with a cousin is to be envied, a voung man with a sweetheart is happy, and a man with a wife is thrice blessed more than all. Home Eules for the Young. Be prompt at every meal hour. Shut every door after yon, and with out slammirg It. Let your Crat, last and best conHJact be your mother. Don't make a practice of shouting, jumping or running in the house. Xever interrupt any conversation, but wait patiently your turn to epeak. Carefully clean the mud and snow off yonr boots before entering the house. Tell of your own faults and misdo ings, not those of your brothers and sisters. Never sit down at the tabla or In the eittlcg-room with dirty hands or tum bled hair. Never reserve yonr good manners for company, but be equally polite at home and abroad. Always spank kindly and politely to everybody, i you would have them do to you. "We received a notice from a postmLS ter of a neighboring village, a short time ago. informing us that one of our papers directed to a sahscriber in that hamlet, remained uncalled for in his of fice. Ou the dotted lines following the word "Reason," was written : "lie is dead. Your paper will nevr reach him where he now is." We hope it Isn't because he is in that place where the paper would tcortch ou tLe uaii route. A FINE PIECE OF lOBACCO IS INDEED A LUXUrTT AS NEAr BEING A C FINE PIECE OF PLUG AMONG DEALERS THESE GOODS ARE ON THE MARKET IN ONLY ONE SHAPE, 3x12 FULL 16 OZ. PLUG-THE MOST CONVENIENT T9 CUT IN POCKET PIECES OR CARRY WHOLE. MO. FIKZER &. BROS., Loaisiffie, Ky. Dol-hms Electric Soap THE H3' FAu.lLY SOAP V?i VUBLD. It is Strictly Furs. Uiiiftm in Guaiiy. T tzvti::y yrnrz tif-j r.4 utrrrr t-rcii mL-dJi-.1 .r 1. ! I,: :" : -.j : -!. 'I 111 MM i i!.-nt ,-. In j mlil.T ti-:;f Miiti I Ii 1 1 :.:.ti. utt-ntr j -:trs uti. 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Vroirnnnnl stturd to nil longer I - fcrr ti lug for ourscli clJ, reliable. SikI tnjy woijjiifal Dobbins' t Electric Soap. II. L. CRACIN c CO., Philadelphia. Pa. i.J ..a- ....... , ""( P . ''I, SMj!id cases nre uivarwt.iy thin, -eak, If"1 J I (."-" Ol a:w i:aai:iy, ana Toi..iicb3 iiici.a JTM. -i - , Jioo r...i. : lT short use. Uur3S Watch contains .j.,-.! 71 1 numerous important pater.tt j im-p- ate tiniinc f 'atsnt Dusters W.am Is fully equal tor accuracy, appearance, dura bility and service, to ar.y 57s Wauh cither Open F.-ireorHuntiatT. OurS 3.00 lUiil- r. road Watch is especially constructed for X inw iuinicii.iiiiij sj f stuau 1 t. 1 Et vi. -w. . 4 . tr u .1 r I- All these prices are eiih.tr all cab or in CaOibs. -- Cl AA s. arksU- a- .J -..a. . . JaUtorfivmfr tttUn mack Watch. V The Keystone Watch CIiitCoRKd alsOtcsisCs'sCnB.MrJlDO t if I"5-"? - Arects Wanted. ?S jl-jij ... . . . r a-iC L AJax Watch Inmiator, $vou "V V b. lot prwu. CUT" rfr lv any rowwwsmaf slgSji PIATIIDnC KFI.UBLE BtkKl) wiai Wtir Sirk Slomarh, CURE Foa tor lor.i.l l.i r. KiIIouk Hraifarhc, CCNSTIFAT10H, '-ss. Lficrvr tfal 5Seltv.tr Aporient. ffV-eitvV It. is Pi-rtain it Its efi.-ct. tZ 'V a ,x io tle n Us sctlr.n. i-7irns;j'sj,ei It ' alateahle t tho i-y, i2?2-a I1 fn t.e relict '- -isZ? T & ui on to cure, ana it enri ?JJ &??jAf ia- a.ture. Io rot tat violent jmrirativej yorj VUili'k4'i( - m:tcs ir bIIuw your clil m. . tt , . -ren to ian xn.eni, o:wyj j',V.r,f'?'lfn ,,:se t,:,f lfP"it iirt.ir WlWtV ItwuUuwitVf m.ipeutlcal j roparitton wt1"h hat !een for more u I or tr ol f.:":;,Si" " mw a m fi i,iAiro.poriTi:a. I NWUAIXKi) IN Tane, TdiicIi, Vortefeii! toMr. VTrXIA3I K.VAIiU A. iK Ki. I' ll BTI.l JKi V. ui blltlnuir. Rm : .11!.,, f.o. H3 kcu.-k Avi auu, Iwi.' Vi. For lro;.f, (rrsvcl. Nr. ousuos. rirmhfs H-art. rna.17 or Uit ion. .uro i uarrVn- too.!. i:hoe. :l Arch ttrof '.. HhllaUeli.riia. Al- UUru'l. T-V'iy ' U boit:'' 8U ,or s,- SK MT A.M Wll ,,l'LAY !tl m .. 1. . . . . ... ... . . IlrA I'm ',,1 .ll.. S..t I ..... C.U tSci'OuJ-haDil MKluiianil Imiicrson liaud. Holt- Inn niiKlnrs in. li.arhiuiiry a iicci;ilty. THDiVl l3a -a ma tm - CCV.E3 fig-ITU!?" Zfv mm--' tobacco AND IS 3g W tend ! 'a WE-K r4 iL (a I 'Cul'Sstem iiX', -il It! to the buyer as ar.y ArVff 4$ O ' ' to us. The OVVti''S! ft" -'" infir'iCT tr'At. n t.J . m. L- t .S v:.f .f s in Ciii.Il rM il;. t 1J.5-J 5..'S A . t .h Ciub ,andw ."I crh !r; ra : c- Lhc C!.:b 1 r caci v atci: ocioic- ii cr 1 :r el't f'Ut, l. O'ifch r-ch rii.:i.Vr ou'.y aj-slf j J-i'l'fi a'u. "Ibis If T.hyw. give -j ';"?' r mi refwry jurtiiC.-K-y thauai.y '.-Tie eUe lit .r"'j ; r.J !.y v : are t.i: Ctt largest r-."J walth : 1;: irs in tVc Jr' J V e f. ; Ki'. Jonly first quality goods, but uir ' y-i jnces are about uh." fV.;rs c"i l-r str- S,."' 5". j Olid iua'.liT OurS-iO MIuVUb itf 1.1 lI i a sr-bitatnialS-vor rtjt ii.:'.r: m ej ij. I , tL r my kinJ) 511-in-W'inJ Americ.-'n Lever 3 : Jrrl W.f !: tillicr huvuri;" case or open, i! ,' -5 :ifr;l Out t 45.00 Wall UUa Steia-wind, I J;i 1 OpcuKace, first q-ju'.ity, faf-d-ed Colli jVj-j! Arnt ricanLr vtrW a tJi ,a runtctd tj 'X"J; war x rr.irr. It is fiu'y equal t.T any r P- - J-atch Solj for t3 lycibert. W c firn.' .Ta f.m4ss Eb.i'cut I ('.ol j Ca-i ouch jJi:.f T more sai::factory rii-.,l f.cr.iaLle than j1--! IJr. -n. 01,.. . V : iat t.iii u; o.ai . . 1 ..t4"u.sV:;:i; nUc.. Src iu first leovery u v yT i ayirool s:.nv au.i nil expenses. Write been okt on a Riiaralitee, a test wl i"' " al Us. ior tirr.i.j- nl n f. ami st to si'arT want- . n.; cin,l Tf vna hrtV? c t. siv.mjai.h M!.VhKWAi:i: ih'MKinv, other rueitli'inp cm Mand. ir jou w lio.ton. Zl.- ' .h aja o.rr.ilr lk VOll tO VZk an al'w,ntvAi i'vvi v . , :: 1 1 - - Aa CAKJ-dN, Ant,liuuy, l'a. (Jaa. au.-!y.) All Sorts or Paragraph. In everybody's month Teeth. Alway3 "cutting up" The carvrr A novel Industry Writing romanr. The Rluzier generally has a pe hia chest. AVeather poets onght lo know rcf. teorolosy. The Lawpaw tree ia the father of t j forest. Afetllr-r on the grounds The v, in the coffee. - How does a soldier reeemble watch ? He marks time. He is a rare man of whose work -can be said, well done. st In the outskirts a . when ehe can't End her pocket. ' There are always two sides to a cas except with an open faced watch. Uoth the barber and the tanner rnke less money when the crops are thou. The favoiable hymn of the gUra chewiag maiden is, "Oh, that will b j iwful." A Westerd horse thief is like a vi0. lin in being at his best when strung up" Wateroury, Conn., has b.?rn borinf. for oil, and ha3 found both oil am! silver. Misfortunes are said to come In pairs but the first one suio came with aa apple. Ti.e late Crown Prince Hudilph, oi Austria, left debts aruouriting to b,io'j X0 marks. ' ' Bismarck has recovered rrom hi9 ln somonia, but he still s!eep3 with oc eye opt-a, as usual. The present is a bri-ht spot between the darkness cf the future and th ( twilight of the past. "Iaove is treneroas," sings the poet, butneverttip eu there is more or less Cupidity con nected with it. "Awl aboard," sid tho conducter, as the shoemaker stepped on the tiaiu "you are the last man.'' Happiness ia oflt-n at our side, and we pass her by ; misfortune is far off and we rush cn to meet her. Old Lady (rushing into drug stere ) Sy, mister, I want some paint. Obligi-g Cler!: YesMn. race or fenct- ? '.Vithuut consulting the market re poits one would naturally expect "re fined" sugar toba "quiet and sleady.' Jay G juld bpgan his business carter by sweeping out a broker's oiEoe. .ub seiiuently be cleaned out the broker. If you would find a great macy f au'.ts. be on the look-out. If you would :inI them in still greater abundance, be ou Le look-in American girla are very much ?1 mirfd in London, some on account of their pink faces and others on account of their green Lacks. .ror.g in the gjoJcesa of Liscau-, with his bncu to the throne of Or1 ar.3 1.-.3 foot on the rock of truth, a man can 9:ajd aainsb the world. Nothing sharpens tLe frr: w f.f ; ar carm so keenly as the cour:ty lLat polishes it ; no reproach iD like tLar we c'othe with a emiie and rrfsrjt v. itfi a biivv. -Iarriage is a mighty dil.'usii-n of false tstirr.ates on both fcides. fry riten the ytars are passed in patitr.t effort to ignort the flws. An Jnglish joker iKk down the cal ender iu a 1 usiEtss cilice and Lllr up one two yeuis old. Dates for impor tant papers were taken from it, and a losa of ;;0.O0U was ihe result. Alphabet Proverbs. A grain of prudence is worth a pou'id of craft. Loasten are cousiu3 to liars. Confession of a fault makes half oi ttiH amends. Drying a fault doubles it. Lnvy shooleth at others and wound eth hprself. Foolish fear doubles danger. (iod reaches us good things by our own hands. lie has hard work who Le.3 nothing to do. It costs more to revenge wrongs thau to bear them. Knavery is the worst trade. Learning makes a man fit coinp.u.y fcr himself. Modi sty is a guard to virtue. Not to hear conscience is the way ti j silence it. I O.ie hour to day Is worth two to 1 moriow. ! Froud looks make foul work in fair j faces. j Ojdiet conscience gives a quiet sk-ep. j ltichest is Le that warts If at. ! Small faults indulged in grow into j little thieves. I Upright walking is sure walking, j Virtue and happiness are near kin. V ise ruen make more opportunists they find You never lose anything by doirg good turn. Ouaxok SiionTCAKE. Take a i- en good, small, juicy orauues, yjel u put in a cold p'.ace. Maka a 6hor:cake i out of a pint, of prepared Hour, a t L ie- spoonful ot lard and the same of Laite: rubbed we'.I together and made into a dough with a cup of sour milk. Ko'.l out about an inch thick into a s!.ee:, put into a well buttered pau i-tid l1" :n a quick oyen a lijht bro-vn. Tak out ol the pai, and with ab!i ir4) kuo divide in two as a biscuit. bore;'i tin oranges, thinly sliced, be'.wu'u tl-9 cake, 3prinkliag well with tugar, i1'' the reot oa top, aud cover with s-.i'7 just Lefore sending to tho tab'.-4. Ut with saucn ra?.dj from the juice of '.lire? orauges and two lemons ba'.hd a ! pint of water and seasoned with su; aad uatmrg. Sltllolc'M (auMimrllen 'nro. T'.ii Is Hyori rinMoD lh' n.'-,t si w?- fiil r1-.....! 1o.lnlna arn VB fVI'T Ft"! i. & I0 , , .i... -c-.-i ti i uos?s 1IU ,rmL"y cu ro iu" ' , , ' Couch, Croup. Btil DronchitU. ! wcncVrf ul succv,, in the cure of i ion is wiuioiu paraiici iu mo Prl , , ., , ' . t,i .... tlT tir.'. U 0 ijuui: uir oihc, , hiiou's 1'utoud I'labteia. fcold ti J' 1. irt..nta '.mi wnts. ana m.w. " .' Uavbou. IT f)