Strange Affection or a Soak. The Iter. Goran. Nail, cow a resi dent of David county, North Carolina, and soma twenty years ago missionary in Africa, tells a strange story of a ser pen L Shortly before tearing Africa he rent into his house one morning, and, stepping into the kitchen, he was hor rified at finding his little child fondling on the floor with a young serpent. The twa were caressing each other like lov ers. There seemed to be no harm in it, and be kept the serpent in bis family and it soon became domesticated.- It rew rapidly, and to-day it is thirty feet In length, and has the power to crush an ox, or, prhaps, an elephant. Since it was taktn into the family it has never shown a savage disposition in an? way. In 1S70 the Iter. Dr. Nail returned to this country with his fam ily, and brought the large serpent with him. The boa has been fed on milk, gruel and rabbits, but it does not have the ravenous appetite that appearances would suggest. As it grew older it be came more domesticated, end to-cay it Is the slave and pet of the child who has grown to be a woman. A peculiar In stance o! Its derotion is told. A few years ago Its mistress had been away from home oa a three weeks' visit When she returned to the house the ser pent recognized her at once, and crawl lag to her shoulders, ho rested his ugly head or her back. She had bard work to dislodge,lt and It seemed that he fear ed that she would leave the house again X.ast year Miss Nail was married, one of the stipulations of the union being that she should not be separated from her hugh pet. Change of Seed. The prevalent belief among farmers that a change of seed is beneficial, and tbtt the best Beed is brought from cooler climate has been proved by tests mad at the Canadian experimental farm at Attama. The vitality of ger ruinating ability of wheat brougnt from Manitoba was found to be ninety-six per cent., of barley ninety-seven per cent., and of oats ninety-five per cent., against ninety-two, seventy-three, sixtj five per cent., respectively of Beed pro cured iatheeasteru provinces of Cana da. This fact has a most important significance in regard to the choice of seed. The average yield of oats in the Southern Spates is 20 to 25 bushels per acre of grain weighing 24 to 23 pounds per bushel, and this low yield U due in a great measure to the use of seed of this inferior character. Where oats im potted from Soot'and and weighing 51 pounds per bushel have been sown In a southern State the yield was over 00 bushels per acre measured, and the grain was nearly as plump and heavv as the seed used. The same will apply no doubt to the Southern wheat, of which the average yield is no moie than seven bushtl per acre. Much th same occurs in the Northern and West ern States, and indeed, everywhere that that seed is used front the crops grown in the locality and without selection. A change of seed produces more vigor ous and productive crops and the grain neces3aiily possesses superior vitality. The careful selection of seed is of the greatest importance, and Is a matter for present consideration and action. A Pet Alligator. Two little daughters of Mrs. George blen, of Long view, Texas, have a fi little pet alligator, about four feet igth, whose nam ia Jim. Jim Si his little mistresses, recognizes ahaiK-. when called, and submits or v.Z "Imlted amount of Dettinsr. t'nv"ia, enjoys the scratching of tatttcuUt t , , bAa Wv , ed' BU,Tr.Singlv, 8em' 0 Mnftfve to the scratching through histv4ak Bkin. A dog excites his an ger, an5!Vwhen one intrudes upon bis gatorahphe issues forth a musky odor that Is fi&agreeable to any v.eli tegulated human olfactories. Jim's wicter diet, so far as the family can notice, consists of mud, and whenever the weather is mild the 'gator is per mitted to wallow in its mudhole. whencn it comes back puffed until it looks like an alderman, or a prarie pony afitr drinking and ending a two day's thirst. The little girls Bometlmes dress Jim up as a doll, and the reptile has qciie sup planted pet clucking raccoons and squirrels in the affection of the girls, owing, it is supposed, to its odd ugli ness. A German doctor has lately teen making investigations as to the reU tive sizs of men and women's hearts, lie announces that the masculine heart weighs more and is larger than that possss&ed by the fair sex. A heart, it would appear, grows most quickly during the first and sec ond years of life and between the second and seventh years It doubles ir. size. Until after the flrtleth birth 'ay the heart sti.'i grows a little. In i hildhood the mala and female heart tre the s inon size, but after maubood tie masculine heart develops much :iore tban the female and ends by being two square inches larger than the latter. Mic Mad Him. "The happiest moment of a man's .fe," be said tenderly, "is when he inowj he has woo a girl's heart.' "Is it ?" she shyly asked. "Yes," he replied ; "now tell rue ?hat Is the happiest moment In a wo : lan's life. She bluihed and hung her head. "Tell me," he whispered. "You won't think me too bold ?" 'Certainly Dot." "When she's asked to name the day." Mallats'a t'oaaamptias, far. TMs U beyond question th moat success ful Cough Mejleine we nave ever sold, a few .'ones Invariably cure tba worse cases of iJouab, Croup, and Droncljitls. while Its Couah w earnestly ask you tt try it : tee 10 cent. 60 cnf, and ft 00. If your lonita am anrr, (;ht or Mtc iitr,, :,bllt's I'ofoui Piiaters. Sold 0j Dr. T. J i)av!on. mo euro or L-Onsutup- j rorC BgAP EJCTUaioXTe anl. If you bare a "-T- K A S K I IM E THE NEW QUININE. GIVES i m STRENGTH, QUIFJNERYES, HIPPY DAY?, SWEET SLEEP. A POWERFULTONIC. that the most delicate stomach will bear. ASPECIFIC FOR MALARIA, RHEUMATISM. NERVOUS PROSTRATION, and all Urrm IHseaaes. Thetnoat aelentlfle and ucfeeful Blood Parlfl er Superior to quialna Sir. John V. Searhorouirh. Sclroa. N. C writea: "'1 ot malaria In tha Southern army and tor a iluxen year Puffered from Its dehllltatinir effect. 1 win tirriblr ran down when 1 beard ol Kaakine. the new quinine. It helped ma at occe. I rained St pound. Hava net had. inch Rood health in 20 yean. other letter, of a similar character from prom inent individual, which ittmp Kasklne aa a remedy ot undoubted merit, will be nt on application. Letter from tba above person, giving lull detail will be cent oa application. Kajklne can be taken without any peelal med ical advice. (1 a bottl. Sold by all drucglfU, or per.t bv mall on receipt of price. THE KJlSKINE CU..M Warren St., New York. For Iropv. (travel. Nrvoune. Brtjrht' Heart. 1 ' nnarv or Uvrr dlee. t:nre Ouarraa teed. omce. 831 Arch ftreet. Philadelphia. All drocxtat. Try It. (1 a bottle, fix lor 5. March 16, USI. !. DSlNES .Syrup CURES GbUGHS KEW HOME SEWING MACHINE Nm&MU tnicaao 30 UNION 63UARE,NX- DW-LAi 1TI AfUTA n A TEX. CT LOUVkJ - j r a J i v.--r.-i mmmm All Dm. at., t., v t ftC,j f fmrwU mrlj t& evar. wma allies, AUIL WeflVa W OMMtct, tt. A. THE magazine Bsasti'BlIy Illustrate j. 25 cts.,S3 a Year. ITS SCOPE. TTir A VEUICATS MAQAZIK in pr-fT.n- to BMtioaal topio, and mwbn, and Its htrmture and art r f lh bibMt .tacHtartl. I'imtffli Anittrioan writers fill its pas; with a wide vsristir of itne ratine skrtchMof travel and ad ent nrs. snal an 1 wtinrt at jtics, t! script ir aoroantsof oar fsraoitt fiuerrm,B sotl ,oms, brief ewisy oa n lorrmint tr jblcu. cl Uie ceiiod, aul. in auork Una Mi, azinft i Distinctively Representative of American Thought and Progress. Tt is irknonl ,l1 I , th. prass and poblie ia bo the awoot pasatarasd eatrrtalala- r tke hJa-a. laaa BSamtkllvs. important. llsiMratrd frrailsn . mm ftrvea tm lai I a In MaH VsIsiksIw l-rvsalsusie to lnl linloora. will o a-wt sa recolot of a4 ir lals acr la smeatloaeal. WTf ltMiMiallla aad eeors-etle Woto4 aollelt nawrlall rtf sv ooo tar cxclsalTS tcrrltorr. aVSBBJBia, THE AHSriSAN ItiSAZnTE C3., 749 Broadway, New Yorlu THE "OPERA" PIANO, (EoUbliahed 18S0) 12 to 216 Weat 47th Street and 1567 & 1569 Broadway, NEW YORK. i i . .Tlie "Onu" Piano ia a atricUy firat-ela.aa tnatrniuriit. fully warraatod for five yrare. The piot perfect lnatrumaut la the marks! a, ad tto i, - Most Moderato In Price. . '. yCataJorae. Terms, ITicso. aad full Inform. tXoa by mail. -, Special inducements to reader of thia paper. Out Cottaoe Tpripht ia a marvel cf boaatr and the highest graJ cf excellency. Pr to write aa. LAST OPPORTUNITY? foV iTulrpi. oa" " tolxr, day. eoruoa trwna ll, " J, ? Poososto. BpeoOl ox Rooto r.(rrT.-iT?I. . via. Iron idoxntsjn o no 1 n ill. I? J . . I 17 l,,h- V all coupon Wr taV&wufaMSaTjr aUT m sat mm -" !iy..i.j.ii.i!:agM.'sreg. mm -" " -.wii.pMtnrvtatK Paling's uompound For The NERVOUS The DEBILITATED The AGED. , PROTECT YQUB. HOMES I MARLI.N Ji. GOOD EEV0LVER no longer cotta DOUBLE ACTIO., REVOLVER. a Fortune Self-CocHagi Autsmatio f44ea) m FULL NICKEL PLATED, RUBBER HANDLE. V1I31ITIS KQCAI. IX ZTSBT BXarCCTT TO Til 8IIITU WESBOW. For sale by Hardware and Gun Dealers eTerywhera. ' KannfaetnTed by TEE MlKLTt IKS AKM8 CO, Hew Havaa, Cona MAT.T.TTff Magazine For lares sr ssaall (wwo, all swas. Tl aaraoesst a aw siy snarsaSMt so tss iy aSoalsway sais sit mm tas asarist llALLAlto muiitT. sroRTta iid Titti.rr mtn.n. wa.i4 f AUI.1X WlILmi jjt IDEAL RELOADING TOOLS np WILL SAVE ONE-HALF THE Mad ILflrs ror ail 1o or lanran vwoa mrm u wm mr .---.-. or ti.vi. - w.rlln oiTs. wimc boater. kaUard. ateveoa. BbidOis, r siiaey-Kaaaedy, mmub Weaooa ; SNOT IBI SHELLS, Cheaper and kettar thaa aay etber. Bead Bex isuttt. wtil bat avoir a Bt ffl IMI nt ratci lOftu CoaoroO) Piataaav, ever o apeola QJ- Our NARKET ia upplytruB; na i ITOOL.I ' to I oorrspiexe) sairden. f srow VECCTABLES o wrrren you aend for l FOB MA kHi JOHNSON , our Cataioajuos OiTs! Oils! Oils! 0 Tne Standard Oil Company of Pittsburg, Pa., make a spe cialty of manufacturing for the domestic trade the fin est brands of ILLLM1XATIXC AND LUBRICATING OILS, NAPHTHA AND GASOLINE That can be made from Petrol ium. If you wish the most uniform ly satisfactory oils in the mark et ask for ours. Trade for Eb ensburg and vicinity supplied by V. S. BARKER k BRO., Ebensburg, Pa, NOT DEAu YET ! VALLIE LUTTRINCER, aincricTciit er TIN, COPPER AND SHEET-IRON WARE AND TIN HOOFING, Ketpeetlully Invite the attantloa ol hi Irleodf and th public la ajeaeral to the taet that he I (till carylDK oa huiar at the old (land opposite the Mountain House, Ktieosbur;, and tl prepared te (apply from a lare stork, or mannfaetarlna; to or der, aay article to hti line, tram the amaliest te th largeit, iu the bet manner and at the low-eat llvlnic price. rN penitentiary work either made er sold at thl utablUhment. TIN ROOF1NO SPECIALTY. Utvameaaa aad latlffy yonrfelve aa to my ror and price. V. U'nKLiatX r"-uiburn. April 1, 1883-tl. KTlVTPTTrP by addrin; OEORCIEP QUILniluLilu KOWELLkt'U., 10 Sprare SL,Niw Yotli, c learn the esart eotof any proposed line of Advertising- In Anaeiieaa Newspapers. ArlOO-pa pamphlet, le PAINTS. Vt gfOavrantee) every Package bearing our firm xutma, and will CEP AIN'T wbera atiaf action ia not given. jfteitling IEailil-MiBd paint. 40 Ecantifol Colors. MARBLEINE. f!?S!!.. 24 zqtuait Tints. TVrfort Imitation Or NATVa-AX, WUUJX 0 Volois. WOOD STAINS. Unique Coach Paints. t Coua, PAINTS and VAUNISH ONE APPLICATION, at a cost or to cun rua a dccot. ' Harness Oil, &c. Ac, Samplx Ca.iVDS FES. The Wm. B. Price Mfg.' Co., 7 WARREN AVE1TOE.' BALTIMORE, Md. VI ri Iff E want SALESMAN ever where, local r i f ' nd travelln:. te sell oar a-ooos. WlU Tf y pay Kooaaiaryaaa all expense. Write wsj wsi iot iermi si onn, ana rial tslirv wibu e.. Sl'ANDlKU SlLVUiVYAKIi tlClirAM', $ ALESM EM WANTED to raavas for tbe sale ot Nursery Stock ary and expense paid. Apply at one, statlna; ampioymeat ;naranieed. Hal- a.e. 1 niior H to this naakop SMUJi A UUWL.ANU, xtwchester. JS. Y. April 6, ltM 8L GONSUIMPTfOIM 1 a B-Mttlva raaalr imr IM SOO.S ujoaaM; ar 1'a oa. "" mm or th. wm in. ..4 .f lose ao.4( a... ki swrM. a. atraor la my f.uh I. I. is i, i.i i win a.n two mrnut rafr. i.whn wit . v.i, Trn n iki. mm 1. ......fa,,., inaastr.aMjnu. KB. I. a. uvcrn, IM raori St., a.x. i HERYE TONIC. Celerv and Coca, the prominent W rredient. are the bot and aaleej t Serve Tuuic. It etrenrthen and nuiou the ncrvom yu-m. curina; Kena WcatQe, Uysteria, bleep-leuic-s Ac. AM ALTERATIVE. It drive out the poUonnm hum or or the blood puriiviiiK and enrich in- it. and to ovcrootuiiie those ilix-aie roult:iiR fruta iiupue tt impover-. LAXATIVE. , ActinjmilllTbnt anrclTontnebowclj itriircs hal.itual ciU-aii.n. ana rmnolMs rc5ularbal.il. Iturenflh- n the nomacli, and aid diseaUun. DIURETIC. . M . In It compoaitlon tnc ncm ami n- aclivediurcti-oftlieSIatenaMediea. are combined scientifically w ith other ctTcctive remotlica tut di-of UiO kidnevs. It con be relitd on to glv ciut:a HI1 j . . . . . : i t. w.n Ium i iipaayq Hlllltuasi wwiimww . .. ficaVorson who ho al Uus swnMdr U hea4turcia.i lull partsculara. ' , -. trio aioa: s-u r ri: WELLS. RICHARDSON & CO Prop ' BUKLtNUTOM, YT. -- Tlie:a! rvTolvera are tut exact JaIwa.j of tlt ceiliratoi .S3 Oilibar, using Centre-Fire Cartridges. BEST IN THE WORLD! Riflo Itta aaaals. --, w asstvws COST OF AMMUNITION. eVT are nsod la aey of the forlovtnc er. vauara. sunas. iai (ur ail ;oace ama aaa ef FAPEt All BIASS. - IL St r for Trice Last of i tool "aaBmmv- m rTWa MtmmW "a-- Ul for -asA aaarlaaix 0 14 U. 9mw Eiitx, Coai STOKES1 -i CARDEN and FARM MANUAL WTK wrH TOT IT. T te m rtsir Cat- FINEST COLLECTION OF SEEDS GAROERERS peoinwy srdtvpta to trtear pr SEEDS Market 8treet, Philadelphia, Pa so j Bit OUE-CE:ATHER;CQUNTEa V!Lil?N0TR'U 0 V. Efe . CD5sdCiDJlE AYfiER. II. CHILDS & CO., MANUFACTURERS, Pittsburgh, Pa. KENTUCKY rIULES. The enlv trm ia Psua't who make a spocishiy of Ken tucky saddle aad. lirnm; llorsea. lraagbt and ru aluloa ana ko consiaatlv in their stablus one bundred head of Mutes, all aisoa, broaa four foot to the lane Boa W wsicbin uu lbo, are I. rnlu-lan Is, AS 8ob1 A vena. IiUolar;b. i'a. Jauksaskia nod to all paru of the Hiai oa order. KulUoa l& do. I pickad auxk te be found in Uiiur alatiira 4eT Lorrvaposslanoa jeiirilod. STEEL WIRE FEME. The cheapest and neatest Fsaee for arcana Iawn. Kchool Lots. Poultry Yards, tsarden, arma.l'ark and lmetery reacee aad Oatee. Kerlect Antomalle (iate. Alao, all kind of Wire fvera Write for fricea. Stele kind and quali ty of fence wanted. TATIIK It DEAN, A ins Market Street. I'ltubun. 1'a. March X3, laa.-m. SALESMEN WANTED te raavase lor th ale ot Niraery Stock Steady ir DloTtw.nl caaranteed. SALARY AND tX rfcN.Nf.s haul Arulv at once. statiusT aare. ClUSEBKOIHKaSCOIdPANY, (hieter to this paeer ' Kochester, N. T. I. P. Thomas & Son's, BONE FERTILIZERS Contain all the valuable elements of stable manure la a concentrated form, fcpeciaily prepared for alt erupa. They are anaaufaiauresl for reaulia nenuav. ar.t -vaulu. Thry aoaaot b. boaim ia the told FB WORJvj saw. .,foc,ulT. wVrir. thcaa ear pesaoaal atteBUoo. For he suae money w. uaruiMsar rood. bmX te bo surpooaod. These who aao thesa aadorse taesu. Tea tase ,v aA Joe will aadasse thee. AaUTlCTClro T I. P. THOZ.IAS & SON, Philadelphia, Penn'a. vosaAAatarr 1 W. J. AXSTEAD, Joinstown ; JOS EPH A. NOEL, Ebensbor March 3d. 2d. PULLMAN BUFFET ZUEEPUIQ CARS VITHtUIT CHAMGE, St. Lools t Loa Aaegles and Baa Francisco, VIA THg IRON MOUMTAIM POIITF LaAeTrnt a&t- In.l a D M T-l THE ONLY LIMg THftJ DOES IT, VO HIGH ALTITUDES, klf SNOW BLOCKADES Bad Prayers. . I do not like to bear him pray On bended knee about ao boar, For grace to send arlebt tbe day, Who knows bis neighbor bas no floor. I'd ratber see bim go to mlU And boy tbe lacktass brother bread, And see bis children eat tbair fill And laugh beneath tbelr bumble sbed. I do not like to bear him pray, liet blessings on tbe widow be," Who nerer seeks her borne, to say, "If want o'ertake you, come to me." I bate tbe prayers so loud and Ions; . That's offered for the orphan's weal. By him who eees him crnsed by wrong And only with bis Hps doth feeL I do not like to bear ber pray. With jeweled ear and silken dress. Whose washerwoman tolls all day. And then Is asked to work for lesi. Such pious shavers I despise ; With folded bands and faee demure. Tbey lift to heaven tbelr "angel eyes," And steal tbe earnings of the poor. I do not like such soulless prayers ; If wrong, I bope to be forgiven. No sngel wing them upward bears ; They're lost a million miles from beaven. Lost Her Tongue but not Her Speech. A despatch to tbe Cincinnati Enquirer from Button, says : "A woman fifty- six years old recently bad an operation performed at the Massachusetts General Hospital by which she was deprived of ber tongue. Fifteen years aeo she touched ber tongue with lye and burned tbe upper side of It. Soon afterward she noticed a thick, white coatinsr. which remained until a year ago, when it disappeared, leaviog a smooth, red scar. A rew months later an ulcer be gan to form. The ulcer aoon presented a deep cavity, which was about an Ibcq in diameter, tn the middle of the tongue. Up to this time she felt no ' pain, but now she snffered considerably, not only in ber toDge, but her jaws and ears. A fine saw was place! around ber torgue as far back as possible and drawn tight by means of a thumb screw. This saw was made to tighten gradually until It cut completely through the tongue. Tbe remarkable thing about tbe case is that there was do bleeding whatever. After recovering from tbe ether she swallowed milk easily. At the end of two weeks ehe could make herself easily understood, snd bas Improved so much in ber speech thai she is now able to act aa one of a committee of ladles at a fair." A Wonderful IXarjIand Hen. Mrs. Catharine Logue is the posses sor of an erratic ben whose vagaries are ths talk of tbe neighborhood. The ben began laying eggs during Holy Week, all of which were marked in some pecu liar way, such as snail shells, snakes, and on separate occasions the letters, C. and G. On Good Friday the egg was marked with a correct representa tion of a Iamb in rcspose, and Mrs. Logue guarded it carefully uotil recent ly, when her son, in showing it, acci dentally dropped the treasure and it was broken. Almost every egg is marked with something familiar. The other Jay the tgg was a perfect repre sentation of a brawny arm and should er. After Easter she laid an egg with a perfect limb of a woman upon it, which had all the artistic contour of sculptur ed marble and a foot as dainty as a fairy.a. It ven bad tbe extent of hos iery and the garter ruaik about. This ben will riot lay ber eggs anywhere but or. the kitchen lounge, and if she is In the yard abe will peck at the window until admitted. A Queer Habitation. Oae of th queerest residences among tbe many oddities of the modern taste can be found on the Great Kanawha river in West Virginia, not more than fiva or six miles above the confluence of that stieam with the Ohio. The resi dence referred to is a monster sycamore tree. This tree is now hollow from its center to within a few incbts of its out er surface. So large is the opeu space that a family consisting of two men. a woman and two children have taken up their abode within its recesses. Tbey live, eat and sleep in it, and to all ap pearances are as happy as many owners of brownstone fronts in PitUburg. Yes, we are pretty well satisfied with our quarters," one of tbe men replied'in answer to a query. Tbe landlord never threatens us with a writ of ejectment because we don't pay the rent ; we never have any repairs to make ; the boose never needs paiating ; the tax gatherer never bothers us, and then we never bare tbe bother of moving. Taken al together, we think we're better off tban a great many people." A Crare Girl. Miss Greeno, a sixteen-year-old girl is tbe hereoine of the hour iu a town near Tower City, Dak. She entered a burning dwelling and, seizing two in- fanu, who were sleeping alone in one of tbe upper stories, attempted to reach the street via the stairway. As the latter was partly ablaze, she went down about half way. then tossed tbe children through and beyond tbe names. When It was seen they were safe, she made a leap through tbe fire and was saved also, though considerably burned. Am Eastern Senator tells this story about bis little girl. lie says that when tbe family bad gathered for dinner little Elsie was too busy with ber playthings to suspend, and ber mother called to her to come. "Yes. in a minute," was the response. 'But we are all wailing," said my wife, "and your papa is waiting to ask tbe blessing." She came in, climbed into ber chair, folded ber littls hands demurely, bowed her bead and said in a low voice ; "Let h?r gc, Gallaher I" Answer Thia Question. Why do eo many people we see around ni seem to prefer to suffer and be made miserable by Indigestion, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Coming Up of tbe Food, Yellow fclcln. when for 75 cents we will sell tbem Sblloh's System Vitallzer, guaranteed to cure them. Sold by Dr. T. j '. Davison. Some Things Worth Knowing. ; If clothes are absolutely dry before tbey are folded and laid away tbey will not mildew. - If your coal fire is low, throw on a teaspoonfo! of salt, and it will help it very much. ' In warm weather put your eggs in cold water some time before you are ready to use them. Lemons may ba kept fresh a long time in a jar of water changing tbe water every morning. A true test for eggs is to drop tbem in water, and if the large end comes up tbey are not fresh. Hams wrapped in think brown paper and packed in a barrel of wood ashes in the cellar will keep alt summer. To test nutmegs prick them with a pin and if they are good tbe oil will in stantly spread around tbe puncture. Bar soap when first bought should be cut in square pieces and put in a dry place. It lasts better after shrinking. AH fish skin should be washed, dried thoroughly, cut in email bits and put in a box or paper bag, to U3e in settling coffee. New Orleans or other good brown su gar is best for raised fruit or wedding cakes. It should be coarse grained and clean. You can get a bottle or barrel of oil off any carpet or woolen stuff by apply ing dry buckwheat plentifully and faith fully. Never put water to such a grease spot. . Beer having a tendency to be tough can be made every palatable by stewing very gently for two hours, wkh pepper and salt, taking out about half of the liquid when half done, and letting the rest boil into the meat. Brown the meat in the pot. After taking up, make a gravy of the pint of liquid saved. Sam Jones' Sentiments. My favorite color Red. My favorite aaimal The horse. My favorite quality in man Grit. My ideal virtue Moral backbone. My favorite flower May blossom. My favorite study Human nature. My present state of mind Content ment. My favorite poets Bikersteth, Shel lj. My favorite quality in woman Fi delity. My favorite names Mother, home Laura. My greatest misery The misery of others. My favorite residence A home-like cottege. My greatest happiness Making o'i ers happy. My favorite amusment llaying with children. My favorite authors Emerson, Hol land, Burrs. My idea of beauty in nature The bloeming apple trees. My idea of beauty in art A six-months-old boy baby. Mv motto "Fear God and keep His commandments." My favorite quotation 'Time unit ed waits for no man." My favorite heroines in real life A painstaking, good mother. My favorite heroes in real life The men who dare to do right. My favorite musical composer and instrument P. I. Bliss ; tbe violin. My favorite actor and play a faith ful preacher and tbe ten command ments. My sisjrisvturr Sam P. Jones. To Be Killed Without Pain. Hanging is called a barbarous method of capital punishment, and the electric shock is to be substituted in Xew York as a humane and civilized method. The object to be attained is to remove as far as possible all cognizance of tbe connec tion between the judicial band that slays and tbe immediate cause of death to tbe condemned. In the use of elec tricity no one will see the bolt that strikes the life out of the subject, and thus the hands of the executioner do notappearto.be tbe direct cause of death. Death, moreover, will be painlees, and no harrowing details of the death struggle will be presented to the public mind. As far as tbe actual absence of pain after the execution is concerned, it is probable that not even death by elec tricity is any less painful than death by the guillotine. The revolting eights of blood and muscular twitching, however, are all removed by tbe use ef electric ity, which kills every spark of energy in every part of the humane body, the bolt traveling swifter than thought or pain. Chocolate and Cocoa. There is not much difference between chocolate and cocoa. They are both made from tbe seeds of a tree that grows in Central and South America and tbe West Indies. Humboldt first made tbe tree known to Europeans. It is an evergreen and bears flowers and tbe fruit is a long pod containing 20 to 30 beans in a rose colored sweet pulp. Twice a year, in Juno and December, tbe fruit is gathered, and the beans are separated and dried in tbe sun. Tbe manufacturer roasts these beans about as coffee is roasted, and tbey go through several processes of crushing, grindiug, etc., to remove tbe acrid oils and the grit, and finally the finely pulverized mass is mixed witbsugar, if any kind of sweet chocolate is to be made. Cocoa is the name given to the bean in its na tive country, and also to the powdered forms of it in the market. A Hotel Uenlus. The night clerk at Everett's West Side Hotel bas a noyel scheme to pre vent impecunious customers from get ting away without paying their score. At the same time be combiues business with pleasure and thereby gets more sleep tban any other night clerk in tbe town. Every morning at 1 o'clock be strews the floor in front of bis desk with parlor matches and then drops off to sleep? If a customer attempts to pass the sleeping clerk wilbont paying his check his feet encounter the matches, and tbey Immediately set up a fusillade that arouses the sleeping clerk and en ables him to capture the man who eats and runs away. -p Which) ig v (T Pi 01 ESTY ? " Qenuinefasa fED tin tag on every plug. Old Honesty is acKnowl- edqed to be tye purest and njost lasting piece of Standard Chewing Tobacco cn the marKet. Trying it is a better test than any talK about it. Give it a fair trial. Your dealer has it. CmiAGES, WAGONS St SLEIGHS rSa'-B-1ii Carriage Makin? in all its Branches. fainting, Tiinnnin$ aad REPAIRING of all kinds clone on the SHOKTEST NOTICE and the LOWLST P1UCES. AUo, rUiiinu, JSawinit und Wood Turn ing with Improved iuarulcery. 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They are ahtoluiely the only yif and itnmpproof Movr cisf . made ui the World, and ara jeweled throughout with UUXUINU Mtinms. The I'atmt it fin I) f4 and Brt la the strongest and lunplest made. They are !' equal for s?j ;wnraare, orciriK-y, durability and Merrier, t an; $75 TTatot. (Hir cooperative Club System bring them within the raaih of every one. the KEYSTONE WATCH CLUS CO. t-ta Chcstaal -, I. O. Bos. KK. Pbtla. Pai WerofertoanvO.en-1 AGFNTS turond Aanncy. I WAITED. Huts Constantly Forming. Joiu Now and Savo Koay. If K nave Agencies in V Ki WANT CLNTS El T (i 1 H ZSs&S team Bo. aoo X. ia evenv LARCC ClTT. EvinywHCiit, Hit and Wisdom. Tell do secrets to thy servant. 1 If you hate a man, let hirn live. To know tbe new, search th, 0i'd An object of charisy to do g0o tj course. ' " : Wifliout a rich heart wealth ij ugly beggar. God only looks to pure, ana c0 , : full hands. 0 Fish dinners oagnt nevr t j t 0. ; small scale. Cupid Is always shooting and or(. making Mrs. Small cheer and great welcome raai a merry feast. The best sort of revenge is noc to t, like him who did the Injury. The generous heart should Bcor. pleasure which give: others win. A erying child is like unto a past da. cote it wants to Le taken up. Strength is like gunpowder ; to t effective it needs concentration a-j : aim. The best fire escape is when your ,;, 1 gets up in tha morning and maks it. What fate imposes, men must net.', abide : it boots not to resist bo'.h wv and tide. We see time's furrows on another-, brow ; bow few themselves, in tLat jar mirror, see ! When big ideas get into little ra:zi something is bouod to spread. usually the mouth. The grain of weakness brings ruin to the mass of strength ; the drop cf f j;:. spoils the cup of wisdom. "The evil men dj lives af:er tbem,"1 but the root of evil they hoard is gener- ' ally squandered by the heir?. Some of cur contemporaries are ie. marking that m Kansas there is a post, ofilcenamed 'Zero." Well, what of it? That is nothing. A collecting agency In Xew York ii run bv women exclusively, which seems to disprove the adage, a woman's work is never dun. A house painter who slipped from a staging tha other day, carrying ha pa'.nt-pots with him, came off, it ii stated, witn flyicg colors. "1 always prefer to be on the safe side when I speculate," remarked the truss ed trtasurer, a? he alighted from tLe train at Montreal. A health journal says : "No woman can walk in a corset." Of corset ia ic pofsible, for there isn't room er.ough. She only "etays" in it. I'erhap3 the summary of good breed ing may be reduced to this rule : bave unto all men as you would tLey tbould behave uato you." Consult with Lim that is wise and ot sound judgment, and seek to be instruct ed by one better than thyself. ia;hrr than to follow thir.e own invention:. "My son, why is it tLat you are al ways behindhand with your s'.u-lies ?" "because if I were not behindhand with them I could net pursue them.1' It has been discovered that k;? love kisses we mean are fu'.l of e'tr tricity. Now we know why olj maids have always described the:n as shock ing. "What's your basiness ? my pool man." I feed the lions hi r.tiLum' menagerie. "Musi be dreary work?'' "Oa the contrary, it's very fancy, they keep the table in a roar." Do to day's duty, fiht to-day's tem tatiocs, and do not weaken and distract yoursalf by locking forward to thii gs which you cannot see, and could cat understand if you saw them. Three things too much, and tLree things too little, are pernicious to inaa : To speak much an.l know little: to eiciid much and have little ; to presume much and be wortn little. Little Dot "What's the matter with my nose, numrr.a V" Mamma "You went out yesterday without your rub bers and got your fet;t wet." "Well. I don't see why that should make my nose wet. "Never would call a boy of mine 'Alia;,'" said Mrs. Jones, "if I h.ii a hundred to name. Men by that n.tnia is alius cuttin' up capers. Here's Alia? Thompson, Alias Williams, all uj for stealing." A man who wanted to be facetious with the milkman as h was measuring out his rxiorniiir portion said : l;d you charge extra for the water ?" "No," replied the milkman, "the water is thrown in." "I swear by those tall elms in yonder park-' he commenced, but she inter rupted tim. "Swear not Ly them," she said imploringly. "Why not Y" "Because those are slippery elms," she said simp'y. "Clara." said the old man from the head of the etairs, "hasn't that man gone yet V" "Your daughter isu't here, sir," feeVy respouded tbe young man. "She has just stepped into the kitchen to Cll and trim the lamp." "What can you tell me about Ksau ?" queried the pedacogue. 'Esau.' re sponded the youth with the glib alacrity of one who feels himself, tor once, on sfe ground, "Esau was a writer of fables, who sold his copyright for a bot tle of potash." "I hope I don't dlsturbe you, madam," he said as he was squeezing p ist her to go out between tbe acts. "Not at all. sir," she answered with a charming emile, "not at all. I am pleased to fte you going out. My husband keei-s the saloon nearest the theatre." Crops for an Orchard. As a rule, an orchard should nut. b cropped, but if it is in vigorous tvni tion and making much wood, it may be a benefit to it to be cropped oci-asioiisl-ly. The best crops are those that are cultivated, potatoes beinu the lest ; peas, beans and clover are des'ra'Jie, but grain crops are not. Care is not taken not to break the surface roo's by deep plowing near the trtes, by wliii'h the growth of suckers is encouraged. When an orchard is not thiifty manur ing and plowing and seeding with clov er, leaving the clover to fall on tbe ground, are very beneficial. sbtlvh'B Cattarrb Remedy. Shiloh's Catarrh Hem edy. a marvelous cure for Catarrh , Diphtheria, Canker Mouth, and Headache. With each bottie there an im-ecious Nasal Iujector (or the mora successful treatment of thee cou-pla;0" avitlu ut extra cbaraie. l'rke 50 cents. iJ-a by 1H. T. J. CasliLE. j