The larire and rellabde circulation 01 the Oaw
pri A KiiKiii eetnineBds It to the feToreole ona.
rideratlt.ti of adrertieen. h..e fBTorf will beta.
erted at tbe following low rates :
1 tnrb. time" laV
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1 " 6 monthi ."
1 " 1 year
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3 " 1 Tfar T
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4 " 6 months f' i
H " 1 rear ?5 - '
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roflnwit ltrm. r.rt tniiprtln 109. per I!n ;
re tieqa-m mrt1on K". per line. -
AdminiPtrat'T and taecator'f NoU-es 1 K
Auditor's MntK-es '
Strar and similar N"tlci
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firm to wutttrr of imrrJ or individual in erf
null bf paiii foi n a-fr Ufrnrr.ta .
Job I'RUiTiin of all kinds neatly andarpedlV
oosly eecoted at lowest i rlcet. Kon'tyou tort
It.
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VOLTM X I.
E15ENSBUIIG, PA.. FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1S87.
NUMBER 17.
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ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE
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:. M iiificont Itoyil ictnvo Vohiro of over 600
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l rountrr th
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A tl.i iliir.ir reord of didi rtion in tho I". 8. Poat
'!. o iK'tmrtrntnt ; embrarinj rhetrhoe of Vim-ltr-fx
iiViU of Pot-i itV.ce In-in'Ctors in the )i-tce-t
., Rmt, and r.-iptnre of ; liber of tho V. H.
5"aJ; tovi-iiiiT i;h a romplut'.' i"3-ription of the
c. iy tresis And co:nr.iiiut-d c intrivuncofl of the
..ya'.d nnsenipiilou1? to rt'.frauii tie public; also
a- -ci irni acc-itint of tho
I A.noiS vr Alt HOCTE FRACDS,
i;. ni.icit the Author ha i i nt r-i chartre of the pre
t-it.uii of tho tv;!eiiii f- r the povirumetit.
tr-ACEr.TS VAHTED.J3
- .-,.tf town th-'re nre PntniH5t(rsf ilerrhants,
V :.iaTi.c', Karm'-ns, I'rotV -nul Mn. nni hnn
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Notliing is our own excopt our Uvul.
They aro ours, and hold In faithful
ki't'piii-i
Safe fori-viT all thoy took away;
Crut-1 life can nevcrf-tir that flci-pinsr;
Cruel time cmi never seize tiisit I 'ivy.
IIow tho 1 tile chiMren leave us, and
no traces
Linpor of that smiling nnircl land;
Gotie, forever pone, and in their places.
Weary men and anxious suiuvii stand.
Yet we have some little ones etill ours ;
They lrive kept the haly smile, wo
know,
Wiiieh we. kissed one day and hid with
llovr.-s.
On tl.cir tltad, white faces long ago.
Is love ours find do we dream we
k now it,
Tiouml with all our heart-strings as
our o.vn?
And cold and cruel dawn may show It
Shattered, ilcsecrated, overthrown.
Oidy tlie dead hearts forsake us never;
Love ti.iit to death's loyal care has
fled
Is thus consecrated ours forever,
Aud no chance can rob us of our dead.
All tlie Year liound.
A WOMAN'S OPINION OF WOMEN.
BIxlct Matitinod rnt to the Blush.
"IM far ratln rhave l.usiness dealings
with a mean kind of a man than
w ith a fair specimen of a woman.
I'.v I sliouM I'm sure, mnch liet
ter treat in- nt fr ru Lira than I
would, fr. her," said a woman to me
the other day nn intelligent woman
an attractive woman a k in.l-liearted
woman, l ilt given, perhaps, as most
of her sex are, to exaggerating a
little.
In making the remark I have quoted,
however, she was really in earnest,
nnd after she had pone home I sat
thinking it over for nearly an hour.
Ami after thinking it over for that
length of time I tame to the con
cIuM'nn don't let your arrows all
ily at mo at once, my sisters that
t litre was a good deal of trntli
in it.
I looked
literary tup
only t i ' ; i 1
ri'.i-. :u :-s, ii
ti'Selfed r
hack anil reviewed my
tience and found that tho
ad ever been trcntod with
'. nricdit, unprovoked, un
denoss, women had heen
the :'
elit.di
nil rs-women who occupied
1 el..'. irs and who seemed to
think that ull who approached them
f-iiould do bo with fear aud
trei.iMing.
(in t'li; other hand tho greatest
kiiidii! s es I have ever known have
Let n . .a nded to me by men in like
positions.
1 call to mind one now. with tears
in my eyes and nn ache in my
heart, for I've long ceased to hope that
I ever shall look upon his kindly
face nr:-:in. who was the gentlest and
most i ; ir nt of beings, and w ho always
had, in sp.'te of his many cares, a
wird of encouragement and good
cheer for a beginner in his pro
fc si on.
Si i in shopping,
have observed, for
ti'.iess comj.i lli-d
ten of tho women
too as far p.s I
I never " shop "
to nine out of
clerks treat tho
woman buvtr
with i m pert i ! i e n eo.
veiled inipertintnoe
S
times it
19
iiit, otteiier
it ia quite undis-
glllxo.I.
I have stood in one
of
our finest
st
tl .'i
d heard ono
: -'need make
oi tlie guis
lio ci-lv
I !
remarks un-
;.:ry remarks about my
i to another while staring
in the fai-e.
.1.1 I h
vo had the " fore-lady "
v urd i if American coin ' 70
r cstablichm.iit ck.:1v
in of a song she was
t. 1-h
11 !-dl 8
i' ' 1 ) ; '
: u
-di w IlI
':;au
i' is tru
t:,e 1. 1
1 1 .
' 1" fore deigning to answer my
- i 1 n.
do these th?rf
1. .1- T reuei' toa ri- ;.
lu 'I '. hey do to ';.' t
, ' 'ii tliat i". fJ-n n i
They
. !;. '.
r v. ; h
in
-f
their SI: ' V C: I '
nViost ril t:,..
;, xcetit iu i oh.i
1
1
c:;
1 obliged to confess t'
t 1 IiiV ( y 1 ., i j, t.(a. win;
s a
neral t
.I'T, lit:j",--r
: -i. Ae. I I am
;i c. .mpell d
.!.-.: 1 i.eri.V.u-
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C- llVl!;.'.
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1
tl:
t.ri I
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De-
.1.
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weM, en the
.it l'rtie Pi t ss.
second round. -
ti
A Oog'a Txvotlon.
J. T. Walt- r, rpasb r of tain Fervices
of i' e T..'..:-v!ll and I-";-.: '..-lll.i i'ail-
r. 1 v; a ? r '.:' v:'!'l. s' i l'-eir. The
.h , :.t a V, v.-'f .ui-.'i'.ur.d, ,i:-.l La, be n
r.'
y
1 -. I.:-, v ..ir .r,i a v -.1 i
-. -lr. V.'r.lt.-r has a lilt1.- ;
W ... 1 l cf i: e ju:.1l;.i. h. .1 in;
atTect ion between the two is interpst-
A fw mornings since the little girl
was left in the room alone l y a largo
fire in the grate, tihe went too near tho
blaze, and the de.g opened the door
nnd entered. He went to her and
began to pull her away by catching her
clothing in his teeth.
The two companions played about
the room for some time, until the little
child grew tired and sleepy. She went
too near the fire again, and the dog
could not get her away. He pulled at
her clothes for some time, but could
not r.rouse her.
Jfe then hurried to her mother's room
and began to net strangely by rubbing
against her hand nnd catching her
dress, pulling her towards the door.
She earessfd him find told him
to goaway nnd find little Nellie.
He made a strange w'.iui".g uoise
with his month and then shmiy walked
back to where the little or.o was
sleeping, unconscious of her great
danger.
The dog made another attempt to
rouse her and failed. He then crouched
down beside her, between hor and tho
fire, taking care to protect her well.
Mrs. Walter entered the nw.ni a few
minutes later and found the noble
tlog in this position whining and cry
ing, while the hair was being singed
from his back.
Little Nellie was sleeping sweetly.
Finance and Religion.
Chicago haw taken to calculating the
cost of conversions.
At a recent meeting of Methodist
ministers it was shown that every con
version tllccted in the Hock River
conference last year cost S431, while
six South Side churches expended
8100,(;0 last year, and had jabt one
hundred converts to show.
VAGARIES OF THE INSANE.
Specimen of Literary Prod art by Dis
eaeri Mind.
In a lecture at Indianapolis by Dr.
Fletcher, the Superintendent of the
State Lunatic Asylum, many curious
and interesting facts are brought out
in regard to the vagaries of the insane.
Most of them, he said, were itching
to write, and if furnished with writing
materials they would spend most of
their time in this occupation. Some of
their productions show considerable
literary ability, but the majority of
them are tho" most senseless kind of
jargon.
The lecturer had a portfolio of these
writings, many of which were in verse,
but tho majority iu prose, which he
read to the great amusement of Lis
audience.
Tho following was written by a young
lady who was afFected with ho;:eh ss
melaneholin, as tho character of the
poem indicates:
There is something which I dread
It is a dark and dr. adfnl 1 1 1 i r ;
It steal-- i.h'iig with wilherih r tp'ul,
A rid Ms.'i'iw on wiM 1 ! - i 1 . 1 t : n's wing.
Tb.it thodght come- o'er t-i :-s t'-.t h.mr
( if gri.-f, of sick tie -. .. f ' c s ;
T'.-i not the dread T death -'LU more
It is the dread of madne-s.
Oh ! may these thr.iM.iiig pul-es cause,
F-!" fid of their fi-veti.-!. 1 -May
t:,is hot brain, which burtem.' j.hr.vs,
Vith fdl a fiery wli'dpo'd's h-ree,
F.o n!d. and mo'ti.ii:l"-s, and still,
A tenant of its lonely bed.
The author of tlie following was evi
dently in a state of extreme mental dis
order, for it is enough to make one's
head swim even to read it:
Oh, that my brain would bleat like but
tered peas.
And oft, by frequent bleating, cateh
the itch ;
Grow black and mangy as the Irish seas.
To gender whirlwinds for some north
ern witch.
I grant that drunken rainbows, lulled to
sleep.
Snort like Welch rabbits in afair maid's
eves ;
Because he laughed to see a pudding
creep.
For creeping puddings, enly, please
tho wise.
Not Hint a hard-rood herring dare pre
sume To swing is. tithe-pig In a cat-skin
purse ;
'Cause of the great hall-stones that fell
nt Home,
By les-et ing the fall might mako it
worse.
The reason's plain, for Charon's western
barge,
Punning a tilt 'gainst tho subjective
mood,
HeckoniriT to P..-a-ley wood and gave the
charge
To fallen padlocks on antartio food.
Tho next is said to have been written
by a man v. i.o know that he vw.s insane,
and did not hesitate to acknowledge Lis
weakness:
A m'r.i.-le, my friends, come view!
A : 'an
true)
No !;,..r, i . -,:, nor heart hr.- he;
Y e. ..- ' - ! e,
A if I .i-su - wi.oic.
Hi hea l (take his own word alongi,
Now hard as iron. "L ere hng
Is soft a any jedy ;
All burnt his .-im w-, and Ids lungs;
Of his Complaints not fifty tongues
Could find enough to tell ye.
Yet he who paints ! is likeness hero
Has just as much himself to fear
He's wrong from top to toe;
Ah ! friends, pray help us if you can,
And make us cacti again a man,
That we from hence may go.
j.lttle I'olnt. 011 Introdnct ion.
The custom of withdrawing the
plove in handshaking is now a thing
of the past. It had its oriein in the
knight of tbe olden time taking off his
iron gauntlet eo as not to hurt his
lady's hand and has grulraliy be
come nn obsolete fasi.i ,u, though
one yet sees a gentleman who con
siders it only due a lady that
he should give her his br.ro hand.
A young lady told me that she in
curred the displeasure of a provincial
acquaintance because i-he merely
bowed instead of shaking hands
with a gr.nr of girls with some of
whom she had but slight a.- juaintanco,
when entering a parlor at a country
afternoon toa.
Tiny called it " pntting on airs,"
when in fact it was their own igiu raiieo
of the social necessities of the occasion
that was at fault. Hut ti.e provincial
young ladies evidently bel ieved in hand
shaking as part of the code of
manners.
Yet at this same gathering my
friend said the young people did not
seem to see nny impoliteness in
whispering or giggling in the room,
or rudely staring at any dress that
differed from their own stylo.
What a very trying ordeal, too, is
the loud-voiced greeting, where yonr
hand is held and inquiry made after
your welfare and that of your family
so as to be heard all over the
room.
A mistake often made in social
greetings is that of introducing a lady
to a gentleman, which ia the reverse of
correct.
When tho sex is the same, in
troduce the one yon consider inferior
in social position or by reason
of yonth, to the superior or
older.
When introduced it in etiquette to
bow, but not to shake hands, and it
is optional with a lady to recog
nize he gentleman at the next
meeting.
I think I could easily tell a flirt
if I saw her shake hands, from tho
method of that character to linger over
every hand as if that particular one
came nearest her affections.
In fact there is mnch to be learned
of human nature in tho methods
of social gatherings. Christian at
Work.
Important to 'un-S irutn rs.
One of the best directions to avoid
drowning is :
" Lock the hands b hind tho back, ful
ly inflate tlie lungs, and close the mouth."
A Ch cago g. ntloman once gave these
tlir cti ns to his da g liter, ami two or
thr e weeks hl-o, wl.iie she was rowing
on Luke Michigan her boat capsiz nl, i;nl
she was only saved from Uiownibg by
follow ing t bis rule.
As sheohsei v.., its directions, she went
under but ti short distance, and upon
reaching the suiiato the lh ated until a
boat put 1 ut f 0111 shore aud rescued her.
Boston Journal.
No Compensation Wanted.
"Well, Uncle Zeke, what compensation
do you want for whitewashing the
fence?" "loan want no kompinsashun,
Massa Eackus ; only jist fo' dollars an'
. half." New Orleans 1 lcayuuo.
THE CONDOR.
A Liberal Kewfrrd Offered for tbp Klll
in of the iiremt Itird of the Andes.
The Chilian Government is charged
w it'i rarrving on a novel war against
the condor of the Andes, looking to
its extermination. It has issued a
proclamation declaring the bird to be
an enemy to the republic, and offering
a 1 louuty of S5 a head for every condor
killed.
The gigantic vulture lias increased
so rapidly in the past few years
all along the western slope of the
great mountain chain that they have
become a scourge upon tho country,
and by a liberal bounty the Oov
ernment hopes to exterminate or at
least to reduce their number.
A man w ho had heard the story was
induced to visit Chili in the hopes of
making money in condor hunting, he
being an experienced mountain climber
nnd hunter.
l ive mnntlis of persistent hunting
nn I trapping convinced him that he
as not stiiart enough to cope with
tin big-vi:v'od outlaw with tho ex
pecta. ion of getting rich on condor
bounties; and, further, that if Chili
expects to rid itself of the bird every
man. woman and child must take up
arms against it.
t onstant contact with man and
persistent persecution have rendered
the bird so wary and suspicious that
it is next to impossible to get within
gunshot of one. Snares are the only
mtans of taking condors with any de
gree of certainty, and even these the
vulture has learned to avoid.
They have the most wonderful power
of vision and flight. Perched among
the mountain peaks above the clouds,
they watch the trails thousands of feet
below- tin m.
If an animal dies and is left in
the plain, these monsters see it. Al
though no human eye can distinguish
the presence of a single bird, in
a few secouds' time they will be
seen dropping from the clouds like
thund. r b -lis.
Formerly the hunter took advantage
of this by hiding within gunshot aud
picking oil one or two condors be
fore they could rise out of range.
Traps were also set near dead ani
nu.R J.ut this can rarely be done suc
cessiidiy now so wavy has the condor
become. The same wonderful eyes
that keeji tlie trailing caravan in
w.'W or discover tie- carcass left
lyimr for its use, note idso the hunter's
1 iiiin" place or the trapper arr ", iug
his siuuv and the bird sits quiet iv on
its ,
lOOT
tit on the wing, r.nle s you
nr fortniiide enough to lie s. co ted
l car some 1 fty peak, when tie bird
com s rr.iling through tbe clou-Is to
so' k a p.-r, h, is entirely cut of the
question, for it flies ut al i;-.:o-s such
:s no other bird atta'rs. This
lying in wait far above tho mow
line for a chance to put a b.dl ;'i. rough
a condor is something th t l pii. -s
rue-re grit and nerve than tiio average
hiili tt r J " -s; '. ; rs.
These birds hatch their young nmoncr
the sn. .v. rr-d crags of the Andes
sotm i'.c is pi.O'iO feet above the s. a.
The bird has been seen at an altitude of
2lh(;'l: feet.
nice in a great while a hunter ia
bold enough to clamber among these
crags iti search of nests. The capture
of the young or the eggs is as
profitable as killing a grown bird,
but such, finds are few and far
between.
There are always two eggs in a
nest, and as nothing ventnres to make
the condor its prey except the hunter,
when the bird makes its nest it
does so with tiio certainty that none
but the very bed. lest huntercan ap
proach the nesting place.
There is no more startling sight
than from some snowy rock so high
in the mountains that the clouds
hi le tlie world from your view, to
see one of those immense birds break
through the dense vapor below you,
and bad upward with the broad
sweep of its wings in the haunts
where it dwells iu solitude. It seems
like some winged demon daring to
seek the realms of the sky.
This bird can stand a range of tem
perature beyond which human exist
ence is impossible. It is at heme
among the snowy peaks of Chili and
Peru as well as upon the burning sands
of li' livia.
With a sweep of wing twelve f- et in
extent, the swiftness of its flight is
such that it will sail out of siirht,
notw it hstanding its vast size, v. it':, in a
very few minutes. It may with ease
eat its breakfast in the northern Andes
and twelve hours later roost among the
peaks of the southern seacoast.
If it were possible to get nt the
nests and eggs of the condor there
would be some chance of extermina
tion, hut the systematic scaling of icy
peaks to the height of from 12.000
to ls,(M0 feet for the purpose of bird
nesting, even nt 85 an egg, is not likely
to prove profitable.
Poisoning the bird might le made
effectual, but unless some poison can
be made so deadly that it will kill
the bird as it stands over the
carcass that means of extermination
cannot be made practical.
The hunter must produce evidence
that he has killed a condor before lie
can secure the bounty. That evi
dence is the bird's head, which a
poisoued bird carries off with him.
Tlie auk and the buffalo can be ex
terminated, and man is master of the
situation with most birds and mam
mals, hut tlie condor has the quality
of self-preservation too admirably de
veloped to make its annihilation ever
prol (able.
When the last South American dies
there will bo plenty of condors among
the peaks ready to devour his body.
To Make Clothing; Waterproof.
It in found that when paraffine ia
thoroughly mixed with linseed oil,
cast into small blocks, and cooled,
it may l(e used to make any fabrio,
ns clothfelt, and leather, waterproof,
by rubbing it with such a block,
aud ironing afterward to equalize the
distribution of the material in the
pores.
If too much is not put on, the
material may be made to be only
impervious to water, but not to air,
the small greasy pores repelling water, .
but not air.
Russian Vanderbilti.
The richest men in ins-iairj fwo
Swiss brothers, named Noble. They
bought uj) immense tracts t t oil lands,
find invv control, it is sail, inoie petro
leum than tho Standard t hi Company.
There ii no wav ex computing their
wealth, which has been eeliuiutc-d Us
Liglitta $iOO,0X),000.
DIET AND DYSPEPSIA.
Valuable Supcetiti. For Thoe XVbo Winh
to Maintain or Itugain lU-allh.
Most authorities are of opinion that
cheese is indigestible, yet even on this
poi.it doctor- cannot agree.
A distinguished French chemist has
suggested that, to make cheese di-gt.-dible,
a quarter of an ounce of
potash should 1 added to cv ry pov.nd
of cheese; while a (it-rman chemist has
experimented upon several kinds of
food such ns cheese, meat, milk and
eggs and he boldly dr clarcs that
cheese is no more indigestible than
meat and many other articles of
diet.
Suppers aro usually condemned.
Some doctors assert that suppers are
not only unnecessary, but posi
tively harmful; that sound sleep
cannot be obtained after them,
and that three meals a day aro
sufficient.
On the other hand, others are of
opinion that a light supper is necessary
to procure sound sleep. After a meaf,
they say, blood is drawn toward the
stomach to supply the juices needed in
d ..Lest ion. lienee the brain receives
hss blood than during fasting, becomes
pale, ami the powvis become dormant.
Sleep, therefore, ensues.
A doctor savs that recently he was
called at 2 a. m. to a lady who assured
him that she was dying. The body
was warm, he says, the heart doing
honest work. To her indignation ho
ordered butt' red bread to be eaten nt
once. Obeying, tho " dying " woman
war soon sin prised by a return of life
and a desire to sleep.
Milk is generally considered a pecul
iarly nutritive fluid indeed, a perfect
food and therefore suitable for r
sons of ali ages when it agrees w ith
their sb u.eichs; yet no less an authority
than Sir Henry Thomson states that
' for us w ho have long ago achieved
our full growth and can thrive on
solid food it is altogether super
fluous nnd mostly mischievous as
a ilrink."
He also pays that the primary
object of drinking is to satisfy
thirst, nnd that water is more power
ful to tiiis ml when employed free
from admixture with any solid ma
terial. Chocolate, thick cocoa, or even
milk, aro therefore not so effi
cacious in allaying thirst asj
water.
" So plentiful is nutriment," ho
r.d.'s, " th at the very last place where
ve should seek that quality is the
lb-ink which acft-mpauiea the ordinary
id. -id."
In this respect. at nny rate.
Sir He.-ry 'lhomou is at nu
with tho vegetarians. All the Year
liound.
A Story of Kissel.
our t to-t eminent stage
t-r.Miit.g 1 y train in
fme
v . q
ft
V e
if a
ks t
con
de
of
IC't
hand
O! 1 v
la "'i
it of eoui.t :
topic of 1 le it
i
r-:;tie"i.
s.t fir -t
bv their i1.
'-:.-:. te
ati ntion, the actor goo.l-humore.ilv
submitted to it, but in the long run
he began to grow tired of " this
sort of tiling," nnd determined to put
a stop t it. When iu the tunnel, be
fore reaching Lausanne, he imprinted
a few audible kisses on the back of
Lis hand.
After the train emerged from tho
tunnel the actor sat calm and im
passive as if nothing had happened,
while the ladies first stared at each
other and then In gan a series of
mutual recriminations on tlie enoimitv
of their conduct in taking sucn
libci tics with the hero of the foot
lights. Of course, each blamed the other,
and the dispute lasted until the train
stopped at Lausanne.
Hefore leaving the carriage the actor
liowed to the ladies, hat iu hand, and
said :
" Ladies, the great attention you
bestowed on me daring the journey
l lakes me naturally anxious to learn
which of you gave me iu the tunnel
so striking a proof of your affec
tion?" He did not wait for a reply, but left
the ladies to their reflections. Berlin
Tagblatt
Manner for Roy.
In the street list lifted when saving
"Cood-by," or "How do yon do? '
Also whe n offering a lady & scat, or ac
knowledging a favor.
Keep Ft p with anyone yon walk
with. Always precede a lady up-stairs,
but nsk if yon shall precede her in
going through a crowd or public place.
At the street door Hat off tho mo
ment von step into a private hall or
office.
Let a, lady pass f rst always, unless
she asks you to precede her.
In the" parlor Stand till every lady
in the room, also older people, are
seated.
Hi-e if a lady enters the room nfter
you r.re seated, and stand till she takes
a seal.
Look people straight in the face
when they are speaking to you.
lift ladies pass through a doorway
first, standing aside for them.
In the dining-room Take your seat
after ladies and elders.
Never play with your knife, ring or
spoon.
Do not take your napkin up in ft
bunoli in your hand.
Fat as fast or as slow as others, and
finish the course when they do.
Do not ask to be excused before
the others unless tho reason is impera
tive. Ilise when the ladies leave the ro im,
and stand till they are out.
If all go together, the gentle ten
stand by the door till the ladies pas .
Special rules for t he r.i. ulh Sua k
ing the lips and all nciu should be
avoided.
If obliged to take anything from the
mouth, cover it with your hand or
napkin.
Tragedy of the Hie; Horn.
A fihoshone Indian just in from Hig
Ilorn rejiorts finding, a fchort lime ago
at the base of a precipice, the skeleton
of a man nnd a silver-tip bear. The
bones lay within each other s i-inhri.-,
and the living bodies bad evi-k .-.il-,
clasped in a death rip, falleu faun Lu
dizzy edge far alcive.
Tiio bones of tho man were bereulem
in size, C. ml the silver-tip or lhnky
j Mou-it itn rrt77.lv had br-ci o:to c-f thV
lnree t of ifs kind I loth of Ihej'owr
f llframes were badly broken, nnd beat
f.ud r.;a:i Ti re doubtless in .tml i r l.iil -,i
by the fe-.-:ul f.i!l. A re!,- L-udi:;.
knife, with t V tiekh ra h ladl" . lay u..ii i
th ribs of tho grizzly. Cliejui.t
Tribune.
A DIAMOND STORY.
The Advantage of Itcinc I'oor and Oh--ure
Illustrated.
It appear-, according to a story tol l
T.y a r i- i b r of the Connect iont I -oris-latnre,
that a gentleman who does b:;-i-Tiess
in New York is the superintend' nt
of the s,-.,.!. School of one of tho
churches in the member's town.
Tli is ircuM -man had a diamond tnd
that flashed astonishing ly as he stood
before the scholars. It w.is their 8il
miratiou, and if he had the sin of
pri le it was centered in that ;ewol.
lint on.- Sunday the stone wrs missed.
It was worth So!!, and no searching,
no temptation in the way of reward,
eoul 1 ili-c.v. r it, ft 'i.l it was givi 1, up
as lost. That was about a year f.go.
A few months nfter the diamond wns
lost the colored janitor, iu i ll ti.e pj ;,h
of his ra..-.-, appeared in a fhirimr scarf
in which glistened a febui". As the
janitor was ti..t supposed to 1. Ti -h
enoiirh to n el in diamonds, w bib- foiks
thought he had beeu extr. m ly be ky
in buy lug a 2."i c. nt lii ine stone,
but tiio colored ladies h elated that
Joseph was sprucing up mighty fine,
and woro tho most gorgeous jev.tlry
ia town.
It so happened that ono day Josi ph
had occasion to coiiet-.e f r a few
moment s v. i U the fc.i'.ul.n S i. i 1 sim r
intend "id. Pretty n l'.eebs that
the slip, rilit n.h nt's eye w us ii d in a
steady shu-.. upon the s.aif. b. it that
his mind seemed to bo abstracted.
At la-t he said: "Joe, that's a very
bright pi. iv of glass you wear. Where
did von I 'd it?''
"'1 f.-uiid it."
"Found it! Where?"
"I found it oa the floor of the church
when 1 was sweeping out a year ago."
" Tn the church, a year ngo? Let me
see it."
Joe pulled off the scarf, end the busi
ness n.nn licked intently ut the stone
for a mom-r.t.
"Whv. that's my diamond. That's
worth ?. "ii! I. Have you been Wealing
it ali this time?"
" Your diamond! True ns I'm living
I found that on tho carpet . nn 1 lpick'-d
it up and put it on the w i. ew i'. by
the ,b of. ' .-i . etiii'4 if anybody ' '. it
he'd come nnd find it. It - as i .u
about mx months, and nobody o i: t
con e and tako it, so I thoueiit it
wani't of i:o account, and I ju.-t put it
on mvs. lt."
"Will. .Too, if some peoplo in this
town had thought you were veering n
gou - line .".' -d. 'liar diamond th.-y m k ht
have robbed you, pelLaps hide. i you
tO get it."
'Sp-"-t s they iiiiht. There's some
ndvit':-- hi inr a poor man. ;. !t !
to th'te. 1 la-.ve be- n v.'c.t: ki- u .VJv-dollar
.H".. : Jill thi ti:l:e!" '
.b 's y was pioved on investiga
tion. ij be rrect.
TEE K0EK0X3 IN IDAHO.
Their li I igfiii-e in Maklne; Convert and
irtuitii LiiOuviiig len aud uuien.
See tiiat long haired atrial, hal
lookii: g.-i.t !".. ii w iU the s.m tnun.
l.io .s e tit.telial ?" fee, at kol il tl .i-iid
of m.!..-. ti'.-l-ill - ni" with ids ebx'W as
the iia.i'. I: ipiev. i 11 I ru- h' I h - US
on the s.d.'w.t k i t the pi :n- i, ai s:reet in
town, c . 1 j. miy in it hu.ry about .-oa.e-Udl.g.
1 is," I replied, "and w ho in the world
is he?"
"Whv, Hint Is n brother of the notori
ous U.ijor Trumto, w ho was until a few
Weeks ago, tne biggest Mormon in all
Idaho."
"Well, nr.d why isn't Major Trurubo
the biggest Mormon in all IdaLo to-day ':"
I inquired.
"Why bec ause you see Major Trnmlio
parsed in his t-heek.-, so to epcuk, a .-h'-rt
time :e e, ! aving tour or :.v. w his ami
it : ;".',. ul iln.-1'ii ei.ii It-en lo laourii his
ui.t.hc-.y end. '1 his l.jo.ov i-a broiier
of'lniml iief i t. ami he is trying to
step tito the Jat' m...or's shoes."
Wnat is I;e dor g m Miles C.ty ?" I
asked my iiderimii.t.
On. f.e's up i.oi-e i... a proselyting trip,
looking for e.'iiv.-i ts."
-b.it : y does i.e come here i i the
new- i.oi ;l.v.e.-t v. it ti Ids mi ionary work
where ol.iIi are .so cart e ana at a pie
mium '''
hy. bh'ss your innocent soul." ans
wered my fliell l, tlie m w 1 oitliwt-sl is
one of the most fiutful fcnis in he
who! - w.-rl . tor pros ivti.-g to the Mor
mon lai;h. IK- is a ier ti.e men as wdl
ns the women. 1 'on l y on knov that the
Moi liitdi mbsietiat es make am ual pil
i. -rii.iage-al. t hrough M u t ma Idaho ami
Laoia. en.e.avoi in- to Hap, not the old
er residents an I s.-t 1 IS, Iiot the cow
lovs or Americans, but the new arrivals
from Nota., s-weieii, lici.maik, Ger
many an other parts of the world V"
To own t ie truth. 1 d.dii't know it,
but I leund such was uctua ly the . ao,
The inducement offered t 'lhe g:ris and
vounc TOiiit-u is a be-mo and a i.usband
ami to e men a hrui or a start in tomo
kind of b ismess.
No wonder Hie poor ignorant foreigners
aie si wofuily taken in. They can
scar- p y comprel end our lai-guaga. but
are ma ie to under-tand eiioiisrh of it to
si...p at the bah aad in the.r ignor-
i iii-i' io embrace Mormon. sm and aii its
Lorn .rs.
1 1. he sarf tlie fema! -s are given hus
b: n.is r. at Jpii-t. a part of a husband,
ii Ii . 1 the males ge a farm, the libit of
which remains forever vested in the
church.
so long as the men remain Mormons
thev may kep th farm .n pence, but
once tarn from the church, tt.eteie. by
Some arrati dil lit. eseiie,.ts to H hi-hop
or an elder, and lie pour mi.-e.ab.e
wretch is g: ,' i t; e grand i. unco.
For the temale converis -,t is a life of
never en ii.g slavery, woi-e than the
customs ua.oi.g ouro-Mi ;r.bes of red
men, wle ie the s.p.aws do all the Work,
in fact lie- t-nt.r ialr connected w tti
an Indian vidage, while the lazy bucks
lot'k o.: an ! smoke the r pipes in con
tented idleness. New Orleans 'llmes
DemocraU Truth Stranger Than Fiction.
So long back as 171, William Nicholls
lost ft ship en a reef of one of the New
Helidi s Islands, lie chai tcro'.l a cutter
to go to the rescue of his vessi 1, hi: 1
hired Frederick Ma.l.lo. kstis his master.
ArriM.let llpi, the ilav. 1 whi r" the
wreck occurred, tlie vc-i 1 was found
intait. Ni'. holls landed, and w'ei. . he
was f.:i sh.ue Mnudocks k'u-.'h .,. 1 in
getting the vessel off the re, f cud sailed
away with h -r, leaving her owner alone
in the midst of savages.
A ttray vessel picked Nicholls up and
brought hi. a biuk to tivdiatiou, and,
after fourteen years, ho stats d i:t the
box confronting Mad.hvks in the Jo. k.
Notliinic With a la.l to It."
Some time ago a little tor. o-ycrr
(hi. p'.r.ying in the ynrd. catne into
the house find said to his mother:
" Mi iher, I saw nothing with a tail
to it."
His mother, being unable to under
stand lorn, followed the i lol l int . tl e
-:.'-J, wi:;' - tie little f 11"V J.oial-d
to a make which was gii.lintr away
through thf gritos. St. I'aul 1'iuiictr
APPETIZERS.
On tbe Mrorie Scent,
They were gradually woiking toward
a com partnership on tlie u-ual ntrange
inei't the woman to look after the
office and the man to do the outdoor
work. He was goir.g to take In r to the
theatre.
S) was d- eked o-t mot handsomely,
and h-T lovely scent -bottle lay tr n p'ii.g
a yoc.iig brother, who wivs hmkii.g
aKuit lor m :st hief. lie picked it up
and dis.'.pjM-ured w ith it. Then he care
fully poured out the fraerant inrfume
and tilled it with whisky.
Then the hr-ppy cotlj.le d'-parteil, and
Mephisto .Ir.tiior t buckled to Liliiself
with fiendish glee. ' -v,
They sat (ii tranced in one anothpr,
fondly behoving they wereerjoying tbe
ballet. He, iu a kind of a dream, reached
over and tiok her scent bottle. She
let it go. He unscrewed the top and
took a long sniff.
His dream was dispelled. He did
not say a word. The love died from
his eyes, from his lit ait. and she did
not f ml out till she hnd pimp to hpr
room, tearful and sad, what had caused
the change.
She has told him since of her yorir.g
brother's joke. He smiles s lly. He
believes her. F'Ut the siuwll of (bat
whisky forever comes between her aicl
him. San Francisco Post.
A Surprised Father.
Sam Jones was proachinir the other
night after his most ! m- : tyl: i.n .
su.ldetdy, to enfi rce a --b t, I r .kc cr .
w ith tl is expression as iil-.; tr.- ive ol
the cordi.h nee with which thildren
look upon tin ir part nts;
" b'U go home," said I.e. "r.nd wake
uji yi.r.r y.-.umi son i.t i itd:.i l.t, sad
ii'k lira: bo is the wisest nmn :a
nil the wc.ild?' and he will say, ' You
are. ' "'
One earnestly inclined parent left
the house of the Lord that night de
tennii ed to have that imp itant j.eint
pott hi! by the youthful sci.-u of Lis
family and name ljefore anotLer sun
fcho.ihi h.ivc s, t.
lie i. .io -1 hi.s In jnful and remarked
in iisvi.;. 1 1 indiff, r. nee:
" 'i i . o, who is the wisest man in the
world V"
(nicker than lightning came the
ciu-l j;,;r answer, I am."
And ii.ov there is a doubting
T!.i"'i is h ..i-rim: about the i.lge of
S ant's sjiii-.iua! pasture.
I.OTf I'll'l IJIW.
lb-: ' Tt was iisi'-iul. yon know, that
1 ih- uhl I-- ttrae-. ! to..u."
he ! ';: " lli.iee.h 1 yV"
1 i ": " .1, y on ! ii- w . y evr brother
pt-.io'. .1 law in the same i-li'.oc With me
Be. i v.. . vie tail; lit ed ti tlie bar
to., iher."
."- he: " Put what has that to do with
me?"
He: " Why, don't you see, I
looked upon l.ii.i as a brother in
UT'
M;e (blushing i : " h! I s.-, ."
!: " s. h i i . 'Tii i i ' d" jur,
lis it mil'. Nov I j r. ;.e that he
s" be a 1 rotlni -;n-law do lacto as
w.
T hen he Php i i!.e cri-am mer.t
ring on her linger nod th. :r 1 -m-I
c.ime elost t"L".'.!:"r and the j.arian
Cuj'id on the L;!i!jtel l.s.k. d as if Le
was about to clap his wi ibs and vrow.
- Postou 1 ouri'T. "
A eebctd Wife.
A New York druir-m. r sj. -.ds a c(h1
d'-al of his tim'- on 'he m '.. !i to
tiie annoy;. n. of i n- wit
He w. s at le : . a i w ,I.is aco,
bltt t"I.' h. 1 li.at 1. V.-.l o.i ' ...ve to
leave a i- .im She . !.j t.-.l 'w ry t-ar-Uestlv,
t. which he r ,Ti c :
" I'm- . . -t I" eo . T! this i .-"ti. It is
absoiut 1 y b. , 's;r. Y. u s -e t-vi ry
thim.' ii..'. a i! two - id s.
"F.X'-.p! v .ur 1 Tt. to -,:,e w h. n
yon are ei tie rot-l. 'il-y L..e i rly
got one side."
A Str.''Mblt- lad.
On Siu, .lay, near F.-it. .nt"U. while a
negro bov w&s riling a l. -ise very
rapidlv over a w. t 1 ri.b'-' the horse
slipped and fell, sust.iinim: injuries
that caused his dentin The u.-cro
thrown til", but struck on his bend
and was thus saved. - Macon (Oa )
IfclcgT&ph.
A pRngrruiiH IToicter.
Aucust Lai.gh is a farmer of rointe
Aux 1 temcb-s, whne l.-eiii. g his fowls a
! short time ugo, was attacked Iv a fme
j c,..dt.
In I'lting his hand to p ish the bird
I away it was ; i-n cd , y t' e i' J s s; u:s.
I bati.lois died after sufTpr-ng toir.-'.y
from lockjaw.
To rtnild lloune in Cold Weather.
A Pittsburgh lmiider of c!i.-;.p houses
uses mat. bed flooring in-lcaj id lath
and plas-.-r. t ti tli.s coton t.o.h is
glue.":, and on the c.odi v.aii pais-r Is
p.t-te.h
i h.s h thiiios is !(: tei and i If -api r
than plus er, an 1 thus i.ousi s tun le,
buiit talelv ia cold weath.r.
A Thrirtr In, linn.
A half br-t'd Indian in ." T t: i a 1 e
gan a !.w v. ...rs aro with tv . . tl ,.o
lit ad i f carlo the busim ; s t n. .iutr
sti -. k.
Yeatiy he has dispn.,1 f Li
inert as.-, cud recti:' lv he s.l l Lis Ltrd
for js-2.(.".
Ijst Marktt ini;.
Serva! t ( head f the l.oUs. : The
bub In r h . S.rr. is nt the door ai l
the bill. ' What shall 1 t il l.im,
So'1 ?"
Hind cf the House: " 1 1 II 1 im tc
s. i .1 a t :i p. Titid sirkiin l. .n-t fol
dinuiar." N. Y. limes.
Italij'ft l'ruii-r.
A little New Yolk li.y. whose con
duct made his lie ti er v;fy that she
feared he did not pray, r. p; 1:
"(-s. 1 ito; 1 pray v. y t ht tint
tbid will make you ami pa ! he i .y
W;.s bettt r." Jshoe k i Lti.'.ht-r hi
poltiT. The Familiar laxitblatk.
F.ootb1..!, ks often come in eeintict
vi-h . r, ;.t men, t.nd alwr.vs get tli
b. st . f it.
Or- 1 ad a bm-h with tlie Frcsider.t
the o-i , r day. at. i hiid his ground.
California Mav-rtck.
The SM-rret Out.
Firt TVdron : " Do yen know where
r,a,rbi t Jenkins gets ti? conversational
powers?"'
Second Fatron: "From Lis wue, I
Ltlwve."