i ! j Pastoral l'o1rj." i m'Dl-Ur ruav luv-j liis wife, From every ill o-fVtt tier ; tut love ?er as njny, :hs I At !a-t T.e's only Kector. - 7"' !cio American. Am! tl.i'u i sii.- mar iulU- nuid be, No tajp hnro tln faster, li-'ii liml. however wiM ami free, That he Is nlrvsy Iisor. A'uiVuj Journal. Tru- tu.ti! cnranur in t!n- school Tuirtiii r out iri Car-it. n, Arii! a!t-i ttiej wire both made one. She fi.ini'l t im still Parkin. Yo'it-.:rs Stattimarl. An;! if n(:e wainlers frmu ttje fold V fir she hrc.iks the recent. Of rorrse, he'll pull her golden fleece, This nent!, loving stu-ptierd. Duluth 1'araqraj her . Add tiiouiih he to:it he feels as young As aheu tie fust trh. n1 her, f nnr' K.jtion all lissert TNi. i;e :s yet tins Flder. 1'hili'hlphia Times. An ! p. lifti's patfiwty down they ro, T'te Srr pt.iros tu' doth teach ber ; Uut th;s the wrM fan never know, To it he's I ut a Pp-netier. r AKM AM) HOUSEHOLD. U'ruubf-rry jelly mixed with cold water tnakvs a very refreshing drink foi the i'uwiitTed rice sprmkTed upon lint and i pj ':.! U fresh wnun M, will stop their D!rel :rrr, Whei the burners of "amps become c'o.irjtil with char, hoil them in strong soapsu Ja. I'y usiii' sixl.i water as a wash, you i:i el' an ceilings that have leen black nei wi'.Ii sninkf, I )iiease of ten luiks in a dirty dishcloth t greasy sink, ac unclean teakettle, or a .(.wily ventilated oven. A correspondent of a New York paper found iL.iuri roots a foot long and still gnn.g down, though too fine to follow. silver ehould be washed with chamois sarjratui with silver soap, each time after um , thus avoiding a general clean ing. I-ont whalebones can be straightened and uel aaia, by simply soaking in water fiT few hours and then drying them. No dairyman should should keep more cows 'hiiLi Le can feed well ; no farmer should more acres than he can farm we". A Y irr et-sweeper is invaluable In a dinirig-ioom where small children eat, bu: should never be used for general sweeping. To clean brass bird cages, use a table spocuful of salt, ard a teacupful of vin egar ; heat, and apply with a piece of lUnnel til! dry. Preserving jars should be stood on their heads for at least an hour after sealing, when the liquor will escape if the jar contains a:r. WiTi'V-i'.vs should never be washed w hUe t!i sun U shining on them, as it is impossible to polish them without leav ing blue streaks. A tallow cardie or a piece of tallow wrapped in tissue paper and laid among furs or other garments, will prevent the rav:gt"? of moths. Karly blooming fruit buds are kept back by scattering manure or straw un-d'-r the trees to prevent the snow from trowing away. S'lk dresses should never be brushed wi'h a whisk broom, but should be care fu'.'y rubbed with a velvet mitten kept for that purpose only. Farmers should keep constantly a large ilnck of chickens. Nothing pays better for the amount invested. In the Crst p!:ice, get a good breed, then keep them goi id. To clean kid gloves, rub them with very slightly dampened bread crumbs. Or scrape French chalk upon them and wash while upon ihe hands with diluted spirits of ammonia. If you are troubled with moths in your feather beds, boil the feathers In water a short time ; then put them in flacks and dry them, working them with the hands all the time. Set a mark on the best young poultry stock, that when the buyer come along, or you want a chicken for your dinner, you will not dispose of choice breeding birds. If your hay 19 falling short, some one says to cut the hay and straw together, add bran and shorts, with a little salt water to moisten the mass, and the whole will be eaten. It has been proven beyond a question that the Jersey cow is the butter cow yes the dairy cow of the world. She has been bred to that end for years before leaving her native home. In ventilating a room, open the win dows at top and bottom. The fresh air rushes in one way while iLe foul air makes its exit the other ; thus you let in a friend and expel an enemy. Lace may be be washed by winding it around a bott!e or sewing it on muslin and boiling it in soft water with castile soap. It should be rinsed in soft water after removing from the suds. Nothing is better for sore throat than a gargle of salt and water. It may be used as often as Jesired, and if a little is swallowed each time it is used, it will cleanse the throat and also tend to allay the irrigation. A damp cloth enveloping the broom head will be found desirable in removing the dust from a carpet in a room where there may be many small articles to catch the dust raised by an ordinary sweeping. Salt, in doses of from oue to four tea spoonfuis, in a pint of tepid water is an emetic always at band. This is al?o an antidote to be used after poisoning from nitrate of silver, while waitlDg for the doctor to come. If the feet are tender or painful after long walking or standing, great relief cmd be bad by bathing them in salt and water. A handful of salt to a gallon of water is about the right proportion. Th water should be as hot as can be borne comfortably. Flowers can be preserved in their nat ural colors by dipping them in melred parafline, withdrawing them quickly. The paraftiLe should be only just hot enough to maintain its fluidity, and tbe flowers should be dipped one at a time, held by the stalks and moved about for an instant to get rid of the air bubbles. K A S K ! JM E THE N'.W QUININE. Vj KIV,I 1 IKS tlKES UllCMT Ml .I"SE- !irI (U. Ml ItD Ell FIT- I'LF.SA.M. fl RE A PO WE H FUL TONIC, that the m.ist ileiif-Hte '..mach will bear. ASPF.CIFIC FOR MALARIA, j RHEUMATISM. NERVOUS PROSTRATION, ami all li'rm IMscases. Hellevue I!p t:, N. Y.. "rnivcrnalljr success- ,ul- t- . . i ( "hvery patient ) St Franr!' H ?.ital. V V. trenteil with Kan- I kiiii! hiis ticen cure 1 Dr. I.. K. WMle, ttie J'. S Rxuminina Siirifron. I writes : Knekine Ui' ii.-T rr.tilicine made." I Dr. Im. VI. iHwnur Ki-t Vi'.st tt .. New V-irk , 'lty. h.i i-nrei mer i ni'-nt f :i K iS:n( ( ter"iiiinin an,l nil h:!iit .lrui; fulled. He "It undoubtedly t!ie I cH medicine ever ds-.,vered."' l'mt. W . Y. H i''" ml ,- "NT, . D. 54 Knst IT-'th St. 1. V. ( i.i'p l'mt . in Y. Mel. p.d'.eite) write. 'Ki'kini' i' cufprmr ' .:nri In t ..eelttr: power, and nev r rinU: -e the lieari K it ("insti tution." Kev .l imes r.. H ri. " 'I. iil:iln Albany I'enlten tiarv. writes tl.o K fklr,.- ,;t cuml his wife alter twenty year' wilt th !- u m il iria anil nervous (ly,n(,n" a. Write M-ii lor p u fenlarj. "Tlioii'and' m tjiinn n i writ" that Ki-Wine cured t iei-i alter nil nt'ier medieines had lalie.). Write tor n.Kik ( '.''.im inlalH. j Kii-iWIni ian b? : iki-n wlttioMt aiv .-penal med-li-al -lvi.-e. 1 a lir.itl . So'd by all di-iiKiilpts, or ent bv o ii ori ri-eeli t of j,ri-e. THEKA'nKINK : ..:! Warren St.. New York. D?5lNES iYRUP CURES Coughs ,v-p COLDS. I "Itfmgh on IIhin." cleflr? uut rat, miee. roache? flies, aof, lied bugs. Heart I'alnt. Palpitation, drooio-.i l w-l 1: n .x, -i ixbi ne . In dit;etlon, tieadache, sie"; li-j.-ne.-.' care-1 by WUs' Health henewer. "RiiK' n Torn Ash for Well?' -'IVourh on Corn. " ISc. liuirk complete cure. Hard or solt eorns, warts, bunions. "Bnrhn-Palba " Hulen, complete cure, all kidny. hla-l-ler and nrtr.ary JUen.e. scaldinK, irritation, stone, grav el, catarrh of the bladder, tl. drunadats. II. I-Riiic-, Fllen. Flle, roarhei. ant, te-l loiirs. rats, mice, goph ers, chipmunks, cleared out by "Hough on Kata." 15c. Ihln People. "Well" Health Kenewer" restore health and Tlicor, cures dvspep-ia, impolence.sexual liability. t. "Rnnh on Vain." t'nrei cholera, colic. i"mnp.'. iliarrhcra. achef, pains, sprain". hea.l-ehe. neuralgia, rheumati.-m. "in. Kouifli on Pain Plasters. lSc. !Ietlieri. If you are fail-nairoken.worM out anil nervous, use ' V ell's Health Kenewer.' tl. Druifiiists. Life I're.erier. If vou are lo-ln your trip on lite, try "Wells' Health Kenewer." V foes direi't to weak spots. "Konich on Pile." lures ptb-s or hein,irrholds. itchlnif, iirDtriidlnu. bleedlnir, internal or other. Internal and external remedy in each package. Sure cure, 50c. Drux Kists. Pretty Women. Ladies who woul.l retain freshness an I vlvait, don't fa il to try " Well's Health henewer. ' "RoniEh on Itrh." "Knotrh on Itch" cures humors, eruptions, ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, frosted leet, chtllbluitis, Ronxh on t'alarrh." Corrects offensive odors at once, i 'om plete cure of worst chronic, also uneiinaled as garble lor diphtheria, sore throat, foul breath. &). The Hope of the Gallon. Cnildren. slow In development, puny, scrawny and delicate use " Wells' Health Kenewer." Catarrh of the Bladder. Stlnirlnfr, Irritation. Inflammation, a'l kidney and urinary complaints cured by "Huehu-Paiha." (1 "Water Bats, Roaehei." "Koujjh on Kat3" clears them out, also beetles ants. BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS, WHAT IS XT? A strictly vegetable prepa ration, composed of a ehoice and skillful combination of Nature's best remedies. The discoverer does not claim It a cure for all the ills, but boldly warrants It cures every form of disease arising from a tor pid liver, impure blood, dis ordered kidneys, and where there is a broken down condi tion of the System, requiring a prompt and permanent tonic. It never fails to restore the sufferer. Such Is BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS. Sold by all druggists, who are authorized by the manufacturers to re fund the price to any pur chaser who is not benefited by their use. PRICK, SLOO. FOSTER, MILBURN & CO., Preps., BUFFALO. KBW YORK. OVER 1000000 BOTTLES SOLD AND NEVER PJLS TO CURE COUGH S.C0LDS. TMRQWANDALLiilKQTROL'BLES .DRUCGJSTS SEIUT PRICED 25 era. ROBERT EVANS, "!PS " tsatm i' . m mm UNDERTAKER, A.MJ M ANVKAim'KKU OF atvl dealer In all'kimlf ol I'I'KXITl'HK, ISlenliiipr, k-A full liie of Casket alwajn on li l.-,j Bodies Embalmed WHEN KEUT'IKF.n. Apt SO S3 WANTED UDYLM'J?"- iiWiTiSySiv j- m mm hr A h.iyal rss...t -si Absolutely ure. 'Ine poo rer never vane, a marvel ni purity ."trenntn and wholesoineness. More economical than the ordinary Kindt, and cannot old In coiupetii ion with the multitude ol the low teM, short weiK ht . alum or phosphate (Milder?. Sold only in enii. Kuril BAKi.m I'hwpkh Jo.,1i8 WallSt..Nnw York- THE NEW AND ELEGANT HICH ARM "JENNIE JUNE" SEWING MACHINE IS THE BEST. BUY WO OTHER. The LADIES' FAVORITE, because it is LIGHT RTJlNnsrLNCr and doea such beautiful work. Agents' Favor ite, beeause it is a quick and easy seller. AfiHTS WAITED ijmOCCmKD TEEfilTORY. BBITD VOW. CITOTJI.AIi. 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TIIE STAIl( Broadway and Park Plac, New York. Book :f.try i ne stokt f mt lite." Afi'l :l Art of Monev Cttir: with i.j Oolrion tlnles for Money Makina. tSorth "i S J i.'n wi 'v; in.n sl.iflinf m hie. w.rr sno pre, ea ' hi ' ' -i Cn-e. tX.33. C7 Wtiw l m to F3RSHEE St McMAKIN, Cincinnati, O inU FAMILY SCALES ii.rr.y new n prin- iplr. Weigh one ovince to 5 (KHinnH. bf ctrrv (jinilr ne-U ad will liujr. Risi'1 MlCTMrprU u-iits. l'Rbili MlMAK. ClHClNlfATI, U SELVVYII HALL A th.ironrh prepsrnforr Vhonl for Bots Cms. eted sipou the nultmi-y slaus. Boys ot any ixe s.:n ;';.-,!. Sn.i Tir cai al.ieue, t- rms .rr. C. BISHOP. Hand Master, Readins, Pa, A Ufa Experience. Remarkable and Qtilcfe cures. Trial Packacrea. Send BUump for sealed p irtic-iilara. Address Dr. WARD A CO, Let.tsi-rtfi. . IIO ' ' ' :t i. f 'fi any pr,.. lin .,f ir-: . , . . " -MH.,.f immph i' ice E THRESHING MACHINES CRAIN DRILLS. cidnr miuo Warranted the bent. Urain .IrllU; the r.-l. 6ratel Pennsylvania, the only perfert fi.rre feod pho.j.hate aitarhmeat in use. Oldor .Mill- tha relehrnre.1 American ami yonnn Ameririn IAS"Rn WPIKWK.Vr irenerMly. end for ratalocne. A. RtROI I1AR PeniviT-nla Aitriculturl Workg. o7w MRMSJk 1ALJW LAiIE. ASA llE'JJTIafESALE t'KfiT. PreTarlralivn. A tradesman presented a Mil to-day And asked for the cash it meant, I smiled In my sleeve as I told him there, "I can't, joukoow, because it's Lent." A beggar asked for my winter coat, Hut I laughed at bis bold intent. And told the poor man In accents sad, "I can't, you know, because it's ient." A neighbor asked for a book of his I had sold it to pay tbe reDt, Si I whispered to him recklessly, "I caa't, you know, because it's Lent " A maiden asked for ray heart to-night, But I kDrw she wruld soon repent; 1 stroked her cheek and murmured low, "I can't, dear girl, because it's Lent." Colors Emblmatic of Mourning. Black was inteded to express the ab sence of light ami joy. Black ia the color of mourning in Europe, as we.' I as in this country. It was also used for the same purpose in ancient Greece, and in the Roman em pire. Black and white striped is the mourn ing of the South-Sea islanders, signify ing sorrow mingled with hope. The Romans during tbe republic wore dark blue for mourning, and purple and violet to express royalty 'Kings and priests to God." The cardinals and kings of France have always been mourned for by the use of purple, and this use of the clor 1 as been handed down to the present time. It is said that tbe purple signifies "blue" or aristocratic blood of the de ceased. White ij tbe emblem of hope, and still prevails for all mourning in China. In England and this country it is used for children, to denote purity. Henry VIII wore white for Anne Boleyn. The ladies of ancient Rome and Sparta also wore white when occas ion required, and op to the year 1103 it was the emblem of mourning in Spain. In England is still customary to wear white silk hat-bauds for the unmarried. Grayish-brown is the colof used ra Ethiopia the color of the earth to which the dead return. In Tersia pale brown is used, while sky-blue, to express the assurance th0 the deceased has gone to heaven, is the color used !u Syria, Cappadocia, Armen ia and Turkey. II Brittany Ihe widows' caps among the peasantry are aU made of yellow. It will be remembered that Anne B leyn wore yellow mourning for Cath arine of Arratron. Panic in a Theatre. What might have been a panic withi loss of life was prevented at the Chest nut Street Opera House, on Satuiday afternoon last, by the presence of mind of Wilson Bairet and Miss Eastlake. During the third act of '"Clito" a candle in one of the upright canJelabra fell to the stage, and a man who was standing near the door shouted "Qre," at the top of his lungs, and rushed thro' the lobby out to tha street. In a minute the entire audience were on their feet. Women screamed and strong men pushed their way out to the lobby, while a few cool men shouted : "Keep your seats," "Sit down." At the first alarm Mn Barret ran to the candelabra and with several mem bers of his company succeeded in stamp ing out the flame, which at that time was over the footlights. Miss Eastlake advanced quietly to the footlights and, throwing up her hands, motioned to the audience to remain seated, her entrea ties being drowned by the noise made by the panic-stricken spectators. Mr. Barrett joined her, and their coolness and presence of mind, aided greatly in bringing the people to their senses, while a hearty round of applause from the gallery, where the extinguishment of the fire had been more plainly seen, in duced those who were In the lower part of the house to reoccupy their seats. The act ended a few minutes later and the Ibnd calls of audience brought both the hero and heroine of the episode Tefore the curtain. As the applause increased Mr. Barrett stepped to the footlights and said : "Ladies and gentlemen : Even at the risk of offending you, I am about to give a few words of advice. I need not com ment upon what ha? happened. You saw for yourselves what one foolish man can do wbon he loses his presence of mind in a crowded theatre. In losing control of yourselves as vou did, you acted like a flock of sheep not like men and women. Forgive me if I seem rude, but d"o be more sensible." ITis well-meant scolding was received with enthusiasm. Cses or Fhotography In Medicine. A curious phenomenon in photogra phy is recorded in The Camera by tbe person who observed it. Tie took a portrait of a chttd apparently in fall health and with a clear akin. The neg ative picture showed the face to be thickly covered with an ernption. Three Jays afterward the child was covered with spots dne to prickly heat. "The camera had seen and photographed- the eruption three days before it was visible to tbe eye." Another case of a some what similar kind is also recorded, where a child showed spots on his portrait which were invisible on his face a fortnight previous to an Attack of small pox. It is suggested that these cases might point to a new method of medical diagnosis. A Pnrpose In Life. Carlyle once asked an Echnburg etn dtrjt what he waa siudyin? for. The youtb replied that he had not made nn his mind. There was a sudden light ning flash of the old Scotchman's eye, a sudden pulling down of the shaggy pyebrows, and the stern face grew sterner as he said : "The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rud der, a waif, a nothing, a no man. Have i purpose in life, if it is only to kill and divide and sell oxen well, but have a purpose ; and having it, throw such strength of mind and body into your work as God has given you." Ocr exports of flour and wheat during the past seven months amount to 89,450 319 bushels, against 45,000,000 bushels over the corresponding period durins 1S35-G. ' ANOTHUIt SUDN lUATH. fl.irdlv a wt p;si(s without the TfsCTT tion bv the newsJi)en4jl'nii(liiv:ii deaths, and I Lite the ahirtiiirt'4 frequency ol the state ment tliatde;ith v;t rauseI by rheumatism T nenrnlgia of the htrt cannot fail to have bnn noticed. In till jirrlaliility many deaths attributed to heart disease are caused by these terrible diseases, -which are far more dangerous tb;)n generally considered. I there any po-itivc cure ? The best answer to such a question is piven hr those who have b'-cn enrrti by the use of Alhlophoros. Own field, Mass., May 13, I have been troubled with rheumatism :rt one of my knees fur years, being at times laid tip ftir several da vs. Athlojihoros has entirely cured me. It hns also cured two friends of mine who were the worst case I ever saw, one of them a young man only 16 years old, who was so bad the doctors pave him up. Two bottles of your remedy entirely cured him. Geo. W. SrrRR, Mg-'r Diamond Soap Co. OtoW 14, 1335. Two bottles of Athlophoros cured me of inflammatory rheumatism. My family physician advised me to take it, saying bo bud done all he could, but could not give nie any relief; but Athlophoros drove it away, and 1 am happy to say it has never come back. My daughter was also cured bv half a bottle after Buffering the panga of rheumatism. Mrs. Jane Dowsur, 24 Pleasant St., Waterbury, Conn. Northampton, Mass., May 21, 18SS, For many years I have been subject t rheumatism in its worst forms. During my last siege of sickness I was induced to try Athlophoros, and found it to be all it clainaed to be, a cure for rheumatism. Levi I. Clark. Every druggist should keep Athlophoros and Athlophoros Pills, but where they can not be bought of the drupwist the Athlophoros- Co., 112 Wall St., New York, will send either (carriage paid) on receipt of regular price, which is fl.00 per bottle for Athlophoros and 50c. far Pills. For liver anil kidney liear. lT!pep"iii, In digestion, weakne, nervous deMfity, dioeama of women, constipation, hea'lache, impure blood, Ac-.r- A thlophoma nils are nn equaled. 9 H.GH1LDS&G0., PITTSBURGH, OTTEB TO TIIK TBI)E TINS BEST i.ixe or $3.00 SHOES lit TOE M4IULET. Button, English Bals& Imitation Lace Congress, From ttio RKST CA I.F OMIZTW, .K.-vt iia DotGou top's sou n:ATrn;n rocniEBs, mmof pair witrraintecl.. H. CHILDS & CO., Feb. is, M,i,. Pittsburgh, Pa. Agents Wanted Everywhere, ELEGANT PORTRAITS! Rnlnrfffd And fin hl fn oil colon. Prom irv kind of am mil picture. No !rienri rqinrd ; 'oaofltn & dr avem tha arut wrklT pmfli 6abA fvrtorwii aud fall partlrtiiarr. M nvtflt fre. H. W. Nn,LIGY, 711 SPnwn 9C, (Meollou thin hapr fla I l.a FREE for fnta w w': Bwnl tii FAMILY VInnUtiv aBOl.tbl. Th. nST k.tj p. i.i -a o xhiub r. twIunriB o' ru4l t. i. is.!fMi.,j lliVatrufeH'BXorN-t. potr , u lata and bt-!p 1 r tb bottar!iold, rtraollf-al rr ( 1 dlr-a ranry worl . '! u:br Irt'.iitu I c alinua w n' n 1 fr mall b, I.lo- . aB atrial titllllnal r v llapkfr. Vi. fnclll'.IUtOf bSll'lBBa Ku! igi'"-'r irA'rtraf initia' rsnuntail on rto. aul . K..ai,. f l..J'1hla. I a.- 4 In a trag r- Sol. Th i an i u 'i titbrt-'ll' r-.lr-l u4 avki Doft an4 tmtirjf-T butifuiiT ana iu-MiltiT- Hark raav flir. cuC and aouMh.4 lintn. i H Vr ir'l iB3in aoMhriuli and Qralopa. an 4 aa a !MrD t aaaraidar -trr. tU aot blur ar (tn; prr-cttv e.av, biack and tadMMa. wilt nrt wfi or bil ft:at what Inlual yn want va rtwriaa;. A ira at ouei aaBdtrj( KAa inunpi ar raata spa ar Pti a-m't ra- a.i. Tuft iAav at-r Mpr and prcm-ufn Lit rri mail VXbLlOK, lkblldnlrbl. iVn.av HOAD? b...Uf.l Tnpmw PI. OU ,.i.ii MT Ink . i JPaKX lu . tl.. H., th. mrwt Hr lr4 avirrl ff'wita mt ctrlnktaiaj, with aiacb iiat MlBuftl UbrDUiMa. ftftAoraad by Mj-a. Vrnnm-rm K. Wtl1r4 ana cbara of tha N. W. C T. V. It la urt a worUlaaa thiat' but a rvaalna work af mi-t. Prlatad la aflk awlna-a a p'ac psrar if 2x A.ra'"java1 u rJlara ravdj to )( ca thm wall. AGENTS WANTED. :.VaT.':, ) ttwTtWt wtil out aad rjiawnrajra lb aalllac fl. IMajpl now H and tl awkl ftaolf. Mattafr jonraotr aad n4 ftr. tb ' ' It UM KHlllUUT Bt. lr rAar an4 ttr-ni to a -tout. )44rt W. kEU i I I aa.wtaa Bt., ra"Bfl a, rm. i 25 Yb-ARS IN USE. Tbe OraateBt Medical Triamph. f tSw Agal SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. I.oaa.fnppclite, BawelaeoatiTa, Pain la ( head, with a dull aenaaetton. In tha hark part. Pain ander th ahoalder blad, Fnlli-aaa after e a. tine, with adla lacllnatioa to eitnlan ef had? araalod. Irritability tfitaveri Lrfw aalrlca, with a feelinsof barlat nBletaa aoaae datT, Wrarineaa, Dlziiocu, Fiattc iac nt tha Heart, Data before the eyeav iieailaehe r the rltht eye, Reatleaa ieaa, with fltfol drcama, ITIqfaly colored- Jrta, , aad CONSTIPATION. TTTTT'S flUS aro eepertaly adapted to Nik li pitKca, odo doea eftects a ich a '.n.'iK of feeling aatnaatnnlshtbesnfferar. Tl)P'!nrraa ta- A rpetttevand eauae the t 1'n.o it r"tr.,thu tne STstaca la no Ji in"crt . r 1 by h ir Tonlfl Action oa thf iiKest'TnOrran.ttfruln StoeUiie writ im dye. ?T lilTH or VkltlitKBUB "gU to a C:-saT Islactk br ti 8inp; Piiplioation of tr.iii irit. It lrDjiart h uKtnraf color, aota in ..Tiiannoi ?v. r-ol l hy fruggiate, or r t.veiprr:. fir. it-oc-rptof 91. &rr.ce- 0-. it': -i. St., Nw York. NOT DEAD YET! VALLIE LUTTRINCER, ar AiruVACTVRaB o TIN, COPPER AND SHEET-IRON WARE AXD TIX HOOFING, Kwpeottully Invites the attention ot his friends and tbepublic In freneral to the frnrt that he la pttll carry I tm on Imslnes at tbe old stand opposite the Mountain Hnne. EheaKtiurf, and Is prepared te soppVy from a lnrfre stook, or manulacloriDn to or der, any article In his Use. from the smallest te the larcen. In the beat manner and at the lowest llvliur prices. fNe penitentiary work either made or sold at this establishment. TIN ROOF1NO pl SPECIALTY. lre me a ea and satisfy yonrelve? as to m work and prices. V. LUTTKINUKiir JLKnsburx, April II. 1883-tl. Important to Canvassers: WASTED-Live Canvasser in eyery eonnty in the T nlted States to sell FOX 'S PATENT RE KSIHI,F. SAD IKON, whien combines two Sad Irons, Polisher, Flnter, &c. one iron dolni the work ol n entire set of ordinary Irons, is self-heatinir by irns or alcohol lamn DOES AWAr wITH HOT KIT IIF.is. Price moderate. A lnrec atn! lnsMn Income insured to Reod canvassers. Address, lor circular" &o FOX SAD IKON CO..S6 Keade St.. N. Y. VIRBIKIl FARMS .VI-Tr. circular. A. o. BUM, CeatrallaTTaT TUTT'S SELLERS' LIVER PIULSp 11 "! " Ooit4Hni,. (WMauK, SUM M 11 a4 tM dr r.ri.rc .t f ta. U.ar. lad mM 11 '.llr- Lt.nFIUKWI .f Ll.er Conpluat. Mi U vbtah txmpl4 mtoait wr "-Wia.Aaar.vi II 3 Bauara. I cm ntoaal Seltar.- Urtr rill. if rkarkartMmltuniirrtfaafdUr.iaeMMr'.bina.' aT- .. Bia s.r. tmvtr. rn. c. MBaa. Sola 1 .11 rmic.l,i. m4 eoaatr 8tewtiaai. If a aLi rvn a f o riy.. n.wra p. WIT A5D HUM Ofi. If any animal on tbe farm earns his annual sty-pebned it must be tbe bog. An unsteady man, like an unsteady light, is apt to go out uights. Tbe printer justifies tbe HDes that be sets ; but wbo sball justify the man wbo wrote them ? Hie man who was born with a silver ! poon in bis mouth is now looking about for something' to eat with the spoon. ; "Gire me a.dude egg, please," said j tbe boarder to the table girl. "A dude j egg ? what is that 4,A fresh one." Sam Jones refused to address a gathering of newspaper men at Boston. His work appears to be exclusively among the sinners. Tfce poet ever trie, In rhyme. Ills feelings to rehearse ; lie cannot stop ; be took the maee For better or for worse. When yaw aro looking for a friend you are '"hunting him up ;" when search is made for a rascal he is "bunted down." You understand bow to discriminate now. "Don't be a fool," she said with a snap to her husband. "Why didn't yoa j tell me that when I asked yoa to marry ! me," he replied, and silence fell upo tSat house. ! "Chestnuts I" yelled several per-; sons in the gallery k tbe minstrel ebow ' 'That's right, gentlemen," responded ; Tnes ; "if you don't git what you ; warjt ask for it." "What's the difference between a piano and a gun, Charley ?" asked a yourig wife of her non-musical husband. "A gun kills tbe quickest, that's all," was-the staccato response. Henry Watterson says : "It Is safe to say that at this time Mr. Cleveland could not be elected." Xo, not at this- time." Nor anybody elseunleas the Constitution should be cracked. Tbere was a young lady untoed Ilughes Who sever was known to refuehes To xo out of a night, On a young man's lnvight, To take one of a couple of stughag. Leaving the club at 3 A. M. : Jack "father late, Frank ; what shall you say to your wife ?" Frank "Oh, that's esy enough ; I'll just say, good morning, my dear ; she'll say aU the rest." Jones (under tbe iacpression that lie Is making hlmsoir agreeable) "l don't care a bit for a pretty woman, myself ; tbey have no conversation ; I like a plain woman whe has plenty to say for brself I" "The bustle is never truthful," says an exchange, "it is an exaggeration of fact." Tbe truthfulness of the bus tle depenis, in a geeat measure, upon the character of the newspapers of which it is composed. "Fa,"" said little Johnny McSwilli gan, "here's a piece in the paper about 'Farafites.' What are they ?" "Far isites, my boy, are people-who live in Faris. I Ibink yon ought to know that, and vou in the Thirl' Reader l" "Mamma, do you suppose Maudie Green will go to our heaven ? "Why there Is buJone heaven, Sadie." "Well," with a long-drawn sigh. .U suppose she will come along to me and say 'blab-blab-bla.' That's the way she always did here." Mrs. Fonrstars' little girl was there. I must tell you one o? her odd little say ings. Her father has a small round bald spot on tbe top of bis headj and kissing him at bedtime she remarked r "Stoop down, popsy dear, I want to kiss the place where the lining shows." "Don't you think," said Mrs.Keep er, "that when Adam realised the vase ness of tbe world into which be had been ushered he must bav bad a great deal on his mind V" "Well,"' responded Mrs. Bluet, "from tbe photograph I have seen of him, I should say that whatever be did have on must have been on his mrnd." First Boston girl "Let's go and have soEae lunch. Estelle." Second Boston girl "I'd like to, dear, but have we time ? First Boston girl "We have twenty minutes. TBow long would it take you to get what yon want ?" Second Boston girl "Ok. about fifteen minutes." First Boston girl "Well, it would take me fifteen minutes, too ; twice fifteen is thirty. We haven't time, deai, after all." Mistiess "Ilere ia a silver spoon under your pillow ; what does this mean, Bridget ?" Bridget "Shure, mum, tbe night Defore last I dreamt for tbe se cond toime that I was sick and to take a tayspoonful of medicine, and I didn't have any spoon, and to aave meself get tin' up ;in the noight and sisturbin' Iverybody !n the bouse I put the spoon under me pellow, mum, for me con var iance, mum." A Kingston City lady said a day or two ago that she would be "so glad" when Lent came. Perhaps she is like a good old Episcopalian minister, under whose teachings the writer sat for sev eral years. "I rike Lent more than aay other season of tbe year," said the eld gentleman, jocosely ; "I like it princi pally because my wife never cats pto at that time, and; so she never has the dyspepsia." A bright little boy, who is attending school, rather innocently exposed tbe paternal deficiency the other day. The teacher waa showing him how to- write bis nanw, having Bet copy for bim to follow. "Must I write It all atone f" he inquired. "Of course," was the teacher's answer. "Pa don't write that way," the youngster remonstrated. "How does he write ?" asked tbe teach er. "Oh, ma takes the pen and writes so.Be, and then pa makes a big letter X. " One of our college youths was beard lately complaining in the presence of the family about how difficult he found it to behave wben in society with as much ease and gracefulness as he could wish. Why." he said at lasc, with a look of tbe utmost self-humiliation on his face, "if you'll believe me, I get so at times that I don't know what to do with my hands." Then the youngest member of the family, who cared little for society and less for his elders, brought down the house by remarking heartlessly : "Why don't you wash them:?" Etnnra; trrua ft- K. hehitfulc. LtiTM-N'Mtairiu. No. 1. A. M. 9 00.... .0T.... 9 14.... .!.... ! . .. V.30.... t.40... NO. 2 A. M. .1M-.. 11 )... 1V.. I LBS.-. 11.41 11,47 .. ism N.S. r. at. . 6.S- .... 6.4. t U. .. 6.U. Creaon, Lrfiefeett. M jnster, Noel, Kay lor. Bradley, tbensburc. L.B a v as Sorra w a an. ro. 1. 'o. it A. M. A. M. Wo. S. P. M. 2 AO 1. S M. SO. 3 . 3 44. 4.0a. Ehensburg. Krarfley. Kavlor, Noel. Mu outer, I.urkett. t'reso. 7.06. T.15. 7 71.. 7.'A.. 7 .. 7 36. 7.44- 10.00. . 70 09.. .10 l. . 10.IO.. .lOItt.. . I" !tt . .10.40.. Creaaew ana C'ealp-orl K. K. Nrbei Latrn-NomwOD. Mail A. M. rati. Kit. F. M. . . . 13. . 6 SO. . 5 44. . t 61. . 47. ..rassoii I ,uion Ain'bt f tt vl lie, MIllKiile, Dysaru, Condron, Dean, Fraallty, hlrlev, alien Tlanber. Flynn 'lty, t'oalport, Kosetiud, Irvona, 9.10 . 9 28 . 9.M.. 9 43.. V.M.. '.O.W.. 10 0.. 10 10. H.11 . :.. TO 36.. J0.37.. tU.49.. tl H.. H.'4.. 11.1.. . 01. ) . e oa. . .o. . e.17. .. S.iO. . B.Vft. . 6.S4. . B 45. . e 45. . B.69. I.iiTie SonswAi Mail Exp. A. M. 7 00, 7.06. .. 7.07. .. 7.1. .. 7.-2S- 7 n. ... : 7 41. . 7 44. r 4. 7 W. ... . ... B OS ... 8 14. ... S.17. ... 8.30 P. M.. .. . 2 48 . a. 47.. 8.00.. 3 lis.. a.-.'O.. 3 34.. S.W.. 3... 3 41 . 3 :V1.. s . 4.10.. Irvona, Koaebad , t'oaHwrt, nyn -itv. Fallen Timber, Shirley, I ruttailty, JeHn. 'ondrfB. msart. Mlllaide. Asbvllle, Amshry, Wll.lwuod, tTreaton. MARVELOUS PRICES! BOOKS'" Minion JaSiAor aVlBBarOa fIVa AVtf. IS Kua wVaaf roaU art f Ai1id44 IB BM paaBpaVlttl. rt7m. U4 ali Bar arlaMsJ ttorm fn4 tTM ipo r0Ml bmi Tfcr- Mat f Tk4 varVstvoi aX vttataal ta-llag iaarain soavar ia or wuA kak pommmm. la 1bu baa4 form Uaaa boalu wa4 . l.itO mmmh. lack hmmt u jarapie la lttxrtf. 1- Tk Wllw B4t Vmprm, Thu 1 k evar bmb ar riclBteri (aaa4 Uli Xkwj ail sat, m4 H la Baa rtiBt io day ava ( rr waa 1 WbrW ItuIi atMt Otloaa. a laravi IUUm a Aetli. ttaadeai, Tab feat as. Paaaiaa. W aa- atl aiartma. annta UHtntt.1, aai nauaii a aaaa. S. KMk m the Old llaa. M Mm. Hatry Caall Hit. akat f " Hld4a YmrM." 4. tHataai aaa, Ua-altaaUMa avatl laiilBia mw mv4 akaiaa atUHtisi lar aaaaal tavlUIttao aj4 aabUa a4 autvata aa . I IMn4Wrl Laaaar WHr? LaUa ae4 an, a aaaaairM to 4arraapta teoaa flTlaa f -a-oa aaracllaaa fac aaa ao oBMauai ar Mvaar ar rrarj tiaa, wtm aal ax aaa b baa . Th Fimea !. A W1a-t Ha'ral. By WittI aal CajUaa. aaaaat af " 1a Vqaa ta -taa. aaa. lt4 Vmr Firm, As aXaiiaiuaf F-val. By Mr. Bmrv Watt, aaatvor af ' Baa Lnit, ata. L4r of Ik Laa.ke. Br -U WalaaT 4ott. " Tba La4v af tava Laka " la a peaaaAra la varaa, aad al a-l aaa voaka af Atse.i aoaa U asara aaaaiifal iku fta4a. t. la OaH't fV B ab Mataa af " Bwft Tbafa." 10. Aaia BaaiHom. Baral. Br QW BU-X Mfttaar r " Adam Bada." "Taa Mill mm Uta Fbaaa ' aaa. U VmAy .vaiaBllti'i immm A Fawt. y tltfeM of " Dara Taaraa.' it. Ta Mrtlary f k Haily Tre A. VavaU Br taa aai-r a! ' tra Tfcra 1. TBm VUtttof Wit, rt-aaaav aval F Wra at : a af aaa rua itarloa, akaiaAaa, Mittrtu, poaaa "Vjriaai Rvarrtaka WtiS. A Kaal Bf Mia afalawli. aataar af ' Job a Balltaa, G4sviaaaB. ata. la. Tfeaa Vrmy W owaa. A Bavai. tij Mia 3aattal.v Aataar ef " Mary Barton, ata. la B1xaea Caaaylete BtaHas r 'tar Airr. 4mraalfif oa, aanaaraiia aad 4iaaa1v atat-laa, ataalaa at oalatr UJa, af ava rasa iar, mt raid v ay Ufa, ata., a.l -ary io aaraallaa- H .lsaaaw !' fMoraC. A Foat. B)rad4a. aatanr af " laro-a T.av4." IU. By Utm M K 1. raaayrf trk fir HBit llanaifiit uta-rf't aw vera ape tlsta ab;at. aaaialaiag aav aj4 araaUcaf ftattraatloa- tt aklaf raaoj baakata, vail aa-kau. a4-aak-aai. aaadia vr kr. aaraiiar, ata., ata , pra.uaa-r aBal ) Canfly lilaaarai-4 19. Ortawaa'a TmJrj B to Heal far Tvvnfc Tb flnaat mIImubb of talry torlaa aaaaabaA. Taa ailireai ar SaMftitad aw Us Usarn wo. Mmmmmt EUa aatt for La4laa ao4 Oaatraraao. a iruid a r-jtetM aad ao4 brja4ic(. ffiiO( aaa' rata r aaxlara atlaatt tor aU aoaaaioat. SI L'MtfWa lktoIe4lB fr the MUlUt, a taaflr bo- k of aaatai liifotBaUafi tor ail, apa au; aa4 vwlrat acb;aota. ii, Tha Va-aaaa Cak Baak u4 Fawafly Pbva. 1aa, araaiatax aBlra4a af axae.iaat mwollat rawraa, liiau to haaaaReapara, Will a c haw ke ear ail aonaaaa aXi BxatiU ay ataapla kaaaa renadiaa U MiRMr m4 C'wavaaaa tai Far iway Ia1v t t loMraaiiac ac4 laatxacviva aaek af lraaia 49rlt lng tea pacMiiw atra. bablta, aua ara aad Mtaiti ( atta aaapia af tovis;a aaaetrlaa b X rmmlmr BaJlada. Baa alaa aa amaat towaia. Worfli af a.i taa a. 4 aa4 aaw aaaaa. la C allaal Baxk. By Bf Can way M Al ta VNaHl'a Ham. A Naval Mr Ft tTardao. aatarar af " Tea Bauaw aa b Uaraa." aac 1. midrw-4 TpfmlM. A Kara. By "Tba Paaaaaa," aathar ef " .J mt. M Oark Bay. A Vavai. By aaa aataar af " Oaile Back. BkaSaara an tka Baaw. A Baval. Br V. r Jaoe. inUker ( " B raa i-ail ih i m as 4 Kl mmmm. ' ata. to 149 lima. By Mary Caali Hay , aetfeor af - Braa4a Tor. a SI wabrfafa an4t. A Bavwl. Br Wl'fct Caataa, antator af " Hajaa.' ate. n Keata. Wblrlwfad. A Bsval. Pj Vary 'atl Hi . aaihvr af ' 014 MiddWa a Honor, ate. U lB431av 4'aHaaa. A Veval. By Wiaa M. B Brad dan. aotAoraf " kady Aa41ay Baarat. ate. tA. A Gidm fta wa. A Baval. By iaa aaaXa af ' lora TkotaB, ' ata. VaiatHa'a mt A VaTaL Br Mn. AlBtaaiir, anther af Tb Woalor O t. ' ata. M lafere Kaat. A W .. Kf Tllkla Calllaa, atrabar ar ' Ta VrMnva mm. Vhlta, aat. . isit, A Karai. By Mrs. Beary Waad. aalhar af Kaat I.yBaa ' v Tka Laarel Raatt. A Kerf. By Ulas Mmlaat, aathar af " Jobs Bail fas aact'.raiaa .' ata. B8 atobtaaow rwao4f. a thrilUog aarrafjva ky Daalat D F- leaari bi rf tb a4vontaraa mt a aaaiavay la tat 8ath raotftW Otmaa. 40. How aa Make Paaltry Pa. A araaJa4a and lniraMjvt- ar-iaa ol artic aa bv Mr T H. JmI PaaJvy Editor af " Tb Faran aDd (i a-! 4ra Thtla liatrata4. 4). Parlar rtafrp aaa! (kaa1aaal f X pytHaa raata, a Jaak whbrfc vaiU haw ta parfurra Hundred af tnina uaka Is macpa aaa laauaaur axaarltaaata vita altaaic ac 49 Wraaa mt t ttmm Pavotia, anstaJeiDf ah ar oat eg aahav aoaa. Laacfaleav, arajtUar. Byraa. bajatiay Ja frwu Tvaa If. -aire Mr-vaaiB aad laavav Mka-a 4 MaileUaa; Plaaa far Praa4iaal. f.aw II Tint, a fai daaailaolaa aad aia.as a( B if lit a keaaM, raafllnf la prtaa tYom ao ta B4V"a lUafvaaa. 4a. AaaaaaCaa m Pa.Ua Maa-Vuk(arui rr am fe ll n . Watmar. Clay. TIMaa. LtBaa. Baata, t3rajat. Oav-atHaV i . ia,l-t4ae, Bauiar, Banaar k . Lac. aad all tka leaaUst aaaa mi tbe- r rarv. 4 Mmm9m Faklaa. Tka vwrk af aa aaataat ffwawa. rttiMraa bava raa4 tkaat far eaatarVa aad ara v a . avaala jaAt attaai ararr day. OrR rwKQtTALKD OFFER. We havp nrrancwj with the rnbl'tbem nf thee books Ui fiirniah the whole forty five with on yean subscription to onr panr-r for 91.9i or we will er-nd n v five for era., or the whole forty-flve for ! Adilreea all orders to publishers ot I " FUEKJIAR." Eaeaafcara. Pa. j TO ADVERTISERS ! For a cliwk fi.r J-.-o we will prints ten line ad. I vertlseoient In Hie Million israt-s n IeadlnR American Ni-wspapers. This is at the rale of ' only one-rifth ci a rent a line, for 1.0x Clrcola- I tion. The mlvertisemont will be placed before One Million tttjfrrent newpnaper purchasers : .r Fivk. M iilkis Ktjrmis. ten lines will accomt- . dale aiwil 75 word". Address with copy ol Adv. I and chi-clc . or send .10 fur tn.ok ol 1(0 pnires. 1KI). ' P. W)Wll,I,aCU, 10 SrKVCB 1ST.. Ata. YtiRK. ', li !t. ixxe. I F.VFRi 05E Wbo Owns a WAdOv TTanta All KFJV. MMilllMi CANOPY TV. Fi.ii. up Ilia like an umbrcKa . we!g!a --J I fl less than l i Iba.. ran be r : I B taken off or ro on In .1 mla- uics. Matie In titv to fit business warnm plnsnre wajina and bnf f:Wa. fiend for lllasrrated ircalar and price list. Agerita wned .evrrrwhere. 9tet where A: CO.. Pacteesan' Snnl-rii. Pr-d- '''KitA.na, ta am eM aa4 at laas mMtti Baas kaaa aana. laaaaa, ae in laala mt aa ta II ams, I V4JU awx 1 wai aaas two xrmai rua. tllUJ TBBATtsa ea tkM aiiaai, aai.Sa aaysaSawa. aeva aa. .7BUWa,Mrawtv,aVa taa .t).sta iaa PB.I, FRAZERAn?hEP BKT I?f THE WORLD UllaaarAVJIau .S- c:t tiK- Or. .'ae. Sold a wi r. want S AL.KSM1.N everj wbere. leeai ll! B aud iraveltnic. to sell eur goods. Will I II m t av irixid salMrv and all expenses. Write Va W ii.r'iiTiTis at unce. and state salary want, j ed. I A NlfAhl) Ml' tKSAKt ,mr-Ars X Boston. Mass. THIS PAPER FII.K AT 4iKO. 1. ! Rovnxi. a. -o's Newspaper Adwertlstiur Barean 1 10 SrBPCB CTRBFTi, WHKI1K -1 1" vp.rtti roi'mcrs tony bo uiaiic l .-.' i.iix NEW YORK. poivsvav a iiir. wMrj., Vnrni'tnli'il T . - . v, . niM.1 d. saia aad baa. vaa irikniir. 3vrarlat AITctioa.. :.nt,Sc tritawntt Ml aaid aura rrttirilif-a. iH-f.ini-itw Tti-1. Ca'l er wrW Ssr llal of a,ur.tkiitsto bcanwTd bv thMa diritiff treatment by mail. 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Bill, Nyk, Ashtrille, N. U. Dear Sir : Aa you are now rustica ting In the South and have probably gr lots of time to answer letters written ta yon in good faith, I thought I would bother you wilh a few queatloni In re gard to Carolina or such ether parti of tbe South aa you may be familiar with. Ilow it is for health as compared with the North ? What is the price per acre of land close to some good town ?' What will it cost to clear ready for the plow ? What are the principal fruits and vegetables raised ? Is tbe water good for drinking purposes ? Any information you caa give me in regard to the South will be reoeived with thanks. Hoping to hear trora you soon I am Yours, with respect. As I have not sncb a great abundance of time In which to do this kind of cor respondence. I tafee the liberty of wri ting a reply to your esteemed favor and pri nticgit where it will meet the ejo of many persons, no doubt, who may contemplate addressing me on the same subject. Of the South generally I know very little from personal observation, but you will End throughout the South, wherever I Lave been, a general tendency toward warmer weather than you obtain in the North. North Carolina, as you are no doubt aware, is generally mountainous in its geographical department, and on the map which I perused as a student, tbe State was of a dark blue color. Great ly to my surprise, however, on arriving here I found North Carolina to be red. The soil such at it is, has tha same roseate hue of tbe adult brick ot commerce, and continues in that condi tion constantly. The farms generally are not large in size, and are divided into three classes, viz : the Mansard farm, the Gothic faim and the Dormer farm. A good Gothk! farm, near town, will bring from $25 to $100 per acre, including large wall pockets to bold farming implements at night, ao that they will not drop out of the Gothic farm into the Dormer farm below. I do not say that these mountain farms are steep. I simply state that the water readily runs off when applied to them. Tobacco is the great staple here. It fa mostly of the emoking variety, thongh ea tbe bottom lands a very dwarf plug tebacco grows easily, and during a long season planters may readily grow the htrge tropical plug tobacco. It is a rare eight to pass along the country road and see the navy plug to baceo of North Carolina rising to its fall heieht in the glorious autumn sun, white throngh its waving boughs, the nut-brown or seal-brown plug tobaco of trade, with its glittering little ia tag near the stem, may be readily disting uished. Fine cut tobacco also grows here to a very great height. Every thing that goes to make . life worth living may be found in the wildest profusion. Whiskey is so plenty here that intem per ance Is not a mark of distinction. Corn whiskey, whether made beneath the broad glare of tbe noonday sun or by tbe moonlight process, is within raach of all. It is so plenty that I do not care for it, and I know that an Iowa man could put in a winter here that would be memorable throughout his life. Tou aak about the matter of health, and I am plesed to state that there has not been a circular printed or sent out froaa here during the past ten yaars that did not state in tbe most emphatic terms that tbis Is a very healthy country. Teeple who had enjoyed good: health, while here have gone North in several instances only to return in a deceased condition from drowning or some othsr miasmatic influence. When I Crst came here I was dissatis fied. I yearred for something I did sot find. It was not scenery or.-climate, for each of these was a common occurrence, bat I soon got acquainted, and Id less than two weeks I bad been addressed two times as "Colonel." I now ecoy the South very much. Fruits of all kinds grow here and aia used almoBt exclusively. The apple, tha peach, the Hubbard eqash, tbe grape, the octoroon, the quinct, the pecao, the persimmon, and the opaasum grow here. Figs do not mature In this latitude. The water is very good for drink icj purposes, and I have already beard It highly spoken of. The weather is sometimes variable and then again for a little while it will be very uniform. One day you will sea me playing lawn tennis id a Jaunty suit of flannel, which shows to great advan tage my easy movements and heaving chest, and on the following day yoa may find me coiled around a red-hot stove, waiting till the clouds roll by. This is a great country for lung dis eases. People with fractional lungs come here from every quarter of the globe. There are so many people here with lung diseases that a man who is simply bald-headed does not at once ob tain recognition. But it Is said to be good for long troubles, and many people who came here years ago to die, have been repriev ed and relieved. There is no question about that. But you will find that tha houses built here for rent or sale an made to admit the bulk of God's free air and no questions asked. If you want to see a robust climate corns la under the floor and lash the carpet into angry biHows a foot high, come hers and hire a perforated house. Tours la good faith, Colonel, Bill, Nte. I mmmMwmm