hii ii tnmnmm
t
l lalrro) auce.
'I was pruc'.iein ia a small coun
try town in Tr-.J ?htj ;i a mni!? r cf years
Bgn," said Gen. L"Y Wa5!c to a re
porter ";n.l wos at, work iii-n'i the 'Fair
t'ld" duricg odd ii:crctntn. I h id nev
er paid atiy atieiuicu to clairvoyance
and thai sorl of tiling, and scoffed at all
who believed tL:t wan nny hnve know
ledge of vilmt i er a " i tothe other world.
There was h ta'i.'r living in the town
who was exr'edin?'i superstitious. lie
had frt-qn.-iitly Invited nie to witness
Some of Lis manifestations, but I had
always retm-ed. ),e nig". I as I was
walking toward !.. n.e, afu r having been
engsed in Si;nie work at rr.y cilice, I
saw a light in tfin toiler's shop window,
a'ld soaitttiin,' prcinpted me to stop.
My fiieud ai.d a I oy ai'preniice were at
work when I t t'. red. The tailor pave
me h cl.if.r, :md we began to talk over
mesmeric ii.tl jei.ee and kindred matter.
After awhile he hsked tue if I would
care m tear s-iiie rappings. I told
hiia t-j surc-st something else, as any
body c.ju.d make rappings. lie then
sujiget,. ,1 clairvoyance, and 1 to'.d him
to go ahead.
"Now at t'ji point it is necessary to
say that for the following day I had a
business tug igrrnent with a farmer who
lived nertr i an in an old-fashioned log
home. 1 V ;d driven past the place and
was (juiilirti with the bouse and road
to it.
''Tin- tailor ' proceeded with his ar
rangements ty placing the boy on his
bench with his face to the wall. The
man turned down the lamps in the shop
and directed hia attention to the little
fellow, making passes with his hands
around and above him.
In a few minutes the boy, who was
p,V ar.i! sickly in appearance, went into
a so'; of tnir'ce, aud the tailor told me
to take h.ild of one of the little chaps
hti.ds jr.ii fix my mind on some incident
in my Lfe or on some place that I had
visited. The faitu honse I alluded to
a moment ago came into my mind at
once, niid J thought of it intently. AI
mosi immediately the boy's lips began
moving, aud iu a loose, disconnected
way I e described the g house, the
ro'.ds iemhcg to ir, and mmy little de
tafM as tv.ey passed through my mind.
Hut af'.tr following me for a time he
Btoip.d, arid then btgan speaking
something of his own volition, or rather !
that of wliich I was not thinking. lie
said that it was night and that the
bouse wa ! dark. And then he said that
the door opened, and a man came out
carrying a lamp in his hand. lie
walked out to the hen-house and opened
the door while he looked into it; then
clos J the door, returned to the house,
and i-A wasdaik again. At this point
the boy seemed to be growing very
weak, ard I told the tador to rouse
him. which he did by waviug his hands
5n the air.
"u 0,"" n a short time, not-
k.
ed
en j
ess j
wmvii nt. . he j
started to go I asked him where b ' '' '
been at 10 o'clock the previous
He was surprised at the que.s.io
answered that he supposed h
asleep. I told him to think aboi
a minute.
" 'rh, yes,' he said presently, 'I re
in en. be r novr. There was an animal of
eome kind causing a disturbance in the
hen-house, and I trot up just about that
tim ! see wh at tlib matter was. Every
thing' had quieted dosr,." w,:en 1 Sot
there, and then I returned to l,ous- '
"I told the sturj i0 my client, wl,,.,
Was .r.cmy interested,'' the nenerai
Paid in conclusion, and the incident
made such an impression upon my mind
tha I wove it into the story.''
Ihpy Took Soul.
I
Two young Ietroiters, who are ac
qurtictetl with a country schoolmaster .
having a school about twelve mile? from ,
the city, were invited out to a spelling- ;
school a few nights since, and they took '
a horse and drove out. There va3 a ,
large gathering of farmers and an ex- :
citing contest was looked for. Just pre
vious to he heginning of the exercises a
young fellow whose head would have j
bumped a six-foot mark and who weigh- ,
ed about oue hundred and Bixty pounds, '
called one of the letroiter3 aside and
asked : j
"Are you two fellows going to spell ?" ;
"Purty good at it V
ilI think we can down you all."
"You do, eh? Now you look a here ! ,
I've come down here to-nisht co spell i
this school down. My gal la here to see ;'
me do it. I hain't no objections to !
your spelling along till wo come to the!
word 'citanlr but atter that you cau'L !
drop down any too scon ! Tf either one i
o' you fel lows beat Die you'd Letter have
the wings of a dove to tly out of this, or .
I'll gin ye both the all-firc-.It.st licking
two dude? ever got. I1' ;
They stood up wiih him until ail the ;
Others went down, and thtn at a look '
full of deepest meaning, both missed j
ard It-f t him victor. When he carried
i
oft the honor, he came around and 1
said : !
"Much obliged, and I hop.? you don't j
feel hurt. ShouldiTt have cared much 1
about it, but Susan had her heart set on i
it, and Stis'iifs got eighty acrej and a '
drovt- of sheep."
tinrn t'ii-1iii-r
"I hate wouieu'customerB," replied a
saleswom-ia in a dry-goods atore. .She
hal lar'en aKfil p!uiDt)l whether she
prefrrreti waiting on nien, ard this was
her v'.ump anfwr.
"Why )o you prefer men ':"
"r.ecuu-e they know wh tt they want,
and don't care to ket-p you standing an
hoLr v hl!e they f un-lle ovt-r aud rumple
up he jji.ods on ttie cennter. Why,
oc!y to d.iv I was showirg ;t Hdy ti'ack
8totki::H. f come they weie all of
the ? ime s z nn 1 quali'y, yet sf;p Jraag.
ed every pa:i out nf thar tx.x and then
wanted to see rr.i-r?. I handed down
two t.ixe.- likp this one, and then she
askrd if we ind any more. I told her
no, nd th r. eh- said I niigtit wrap up
cue pa'r for ht-r. Ti-.e t i-ly next to me
made nm.' (Vfl-Tf rit sn'fs to gentlemen
wh:,-l fonijng wi'h one woman.
I atii a tirm to rv to R't a place in a
haul ware ftore, r sotne p:ace where
worn-!! ilcti't f.ave to dal wirh wr.men.
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SYMPTOMS OF A
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the brad, with a dull Beonatlon la tiio
bark pr.rt, I'nin nntler tbo ahcnldcr
blnrir, Fulli raa mftrr rtintr, with adit.
Inrllnntion to rxrrtion of body or mind,
Irritability of trmppr, Low aplrlta, with
a fecllneof haTins npiectrd some duty,
U'rariorna, Dlxzineaa, Flnttcrioc at Ihe
Heart, Dot before the eyes, Haadacbe
"p, ricbt eyr, Reatleaaneaa, with
fitful lircnins, Ilibly colored Trine, and
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OB AW-POKER
dSIBILmdFEULlM DgfAL
Killing a Panther.
Hecentlj' several farmers iD the neigh
t .,rhood of Big Indian, Ulster county,
N. V., have suffered depredations upon
their stock, calves and sheep being
found torn aDd partially eateD. This
was attributed to stray dogs until the
recent scow storma, when footprints
wtrt- foimd In the snow resembling
h.s- of a panther. Recently several of
n fl( ck of sheep belonging to Thilip
uiedrick were found deadjatd mangled.
A party was hastily formed, and, accom
panied by seveial dogs, started ,-n quest
of this unusual and undesirable visitor.
After a hard tramp of several miles
through snow eight or nine inches deep
the hunters perceived by the excitement
of the dogs that they were close upon
'.htir quarry, and in a short time they
were eDgaged in a fierce struggle with a
full-grown mile panther. The place of
encounter a thick clump of trees on
the edge of a cliff was not accessible
to the hunters, and so excited were tbe
dogs that it was impossible to call them
off in order to fire at the panther with
out killing or wounding them. The fe
rocious beast killed one of his assailants
and would probably have escaped, so
cowed were the others, but for the ten
acity of a bull-dog, which clung to him
so desperately that it was impossible to
shake him off, and they finally both roll
ed over the cliff, when a well directed
Bhot instantly killed the panther. The
dog had been so seriously injared ir the
struggle that it was found necessary to
dispatch it also.
An Innlted Fat Woman.
A woman weighing 3G9 pounds, wear
ing her hair cut short, entered the office
of the Tresident of the San Antonia
street railroad compiny and in a voice
that was a cros9 between a bass violin,
and a boiler shop, said :
"I come here to complain of the driv
er of one of your cars."
"What's he beerjdoing ?" asked the
official.
"In crossing the car track I had the
misfortune to slip and fall, and I could
not get up'right away, for as you see I
am not Sarah Bernhardt. I'm fat all
over"
""Well, what next ?"
"The driver of the car stopped his
mule and insulted me."
"What did he say ?"
"lie saidlthat if I would get up and
let him drivejon that I1 could ait down
again on thettrack as soon as the car
had passed."
"I shall have him reprimanded," said
the official.
"Thank you, sir, thank you, I'll
patronize your street car line hereafter,
that is if I can get in the doors. Good
morning, sir."
As she passed out, ;the official remark
ed to a clerk :
"She may not be 'all wool,' but she
certainly is & yard wide.
As Big as They Conld Afford.
That great conflagration in Boston in
1872 made the fortunes of some and de
stroyed those of others. The family
here alluded to were severely crippled
by the calamity and were forced to
economize in every particular until the
business that mantalned them got cn its
feet again. 5'1'hey moved into a small
noose in th6 suburbs'and the children
of the'family were denied many luxu
ries toTwhicfOhey had been accustomed.
A month or two after the fire a baby
was born to the h usehold and was duly
presented to little Ellen, a six-year-old
danghter.of the house.
"How do you like him, Ellen?" she
was asked.
"Oh. he's very Dice, but"
"But what?";
"Oh he's so very little. But then, I
suppose he's as big as we can afford just
now,
ProgressiTe Christianity.
"Ah," said the .Superintendent, "and
here is Tommy Good boy's missionary
offering, f 27,50. That will make some
little heathen hearts glad. Now te'.l us
how you got this money, Tommy, "Yes,
sir." said Tommy, speaking up loudly
and distinctly, like tbo good boy that
he was ; part of it pa won on Exchange,
some of it ma won on a crazy quilt raffle
and some! sister Liaura7 won at pro
gressive euchre. ?2 brother Bill won on
1 he horse race, 20 cents I got for mar
bles I won playing keeps, and the rest I
won in a grab bag and a prize cake at
the church fair." Alter a brief consul
tation the brethern decided that they
would send the money to the heathen,
but wouldn't tell how it was raked in.
There arefsome things In modern Christ
ianityjit'isn't bestjeven for the heathen
to know.
In the'Band.
A gentleman who had recently united
with the Methodist Churchwas invit
ed to play in a brass band. Determined
not to bring discredit on his brethern,
he called upon bis pastor and asked :
"Brother Iliggs, can a man be a Chris
tian and play in a brass band ?"
"A brass band ?"
"Yes, Brother Iliggs."
"Cornet or trombone ?"
"Either."
"Nice fellows in the band ?"
"Ys, first rate."
"The danger, then, brother Jones, is
not so much of your falling off from
grace, as for the fellow who passes
through the fiery temptation of hearing
you practice !',
One of 'Em.
"Who are the benefactors of tne hu
man race ?" thundered the lecturer as
he brought down his hand on the desk
with a thump that'made a water-spout
rise out of the pitcher : "who are the
benefactors of the human race, I ask ?"
"I gueps I'm one of 'em," said a little
man, rising in the back seat.
The lecturer was rather taken aback'
but after a pause, he managed to in
quire :
"And what have you done built a
railroad ?"
,"No, sir; I've invented a bed-bug
poison."
HEARTLESS CRUELTY
it is to delude a pour sulicn -r into the belief
that some worthless lininiout will cure rheu
m:iti.tm and neuralgia. Honesty is the best
polk-y in tha manufacture of proprietary ar
ticlesasin all other matters, and the fart that
the proprietors of Athlophoros have never
clainn-tl for it even all its merit would war
rant has not a little to do with its wonderful
popularity, and the thousand of grateful
testimonial received by tliein show that
their policy has lieen wise :is well as right.
Experirtnoe h:is amply demonstrated
that mere outward applications are worth
less. The disease ha its seat in the blood,
and any remedy to be successful must deal
with the obstructive acid which poisons
and inflames it.
Athlophoros acts on the blood, muscles
and joints dir xtly. It takes the poison
out of the bl.d and carries it out of the
system ; it invigorates the action of the
muscles and limbers the stillness of the
joints. It reaches the liver and kidneys,
cleansing them from irritating substances,
and, if followed up after the rheumatic
conditions cease, it will restore these organs
to regularity and health.
" West Chary. X. Y., Aug. 19, 1836.
Yours of August 14th, is at hand, and
in reply would say that Athlophoros
proved the most effectual remedy for neu
ralgia in the case of my son that I ever
tried. After using half a bottle he was not
troubled any more for six months.
Henry Harris,
Mt. Pleasant, Pa., Ang. 10, 1836.
I am thankful that I tried Athlojdioros.
I had rheumatism seven years, part of the
time could not move ; but to-day I am
well and hearty. I write this hoping some
other sufferer may try it.
W. S. Flesttno.
Every druggist should keep Athlophoros
and Athlophoros Pills, but where they can
not le bouiiht of the drugpist the Athlo
phoros Co.," 112 Wall St., New York, will
send cither (carriage paid) on receipt of
regular price, which is $1X0 per bottle
for Athlophoros and "0c. for rills.
For liver and kilnoy fliwrnw. rlys?r.ia, ln
dlsrf'stion, wi-akn's. nervous oWiility, tli"-fcs
Of women, constipntinn. hraducht. impure
bloo l. Ac., Alhlophoros l'ills uro unequaled. 8
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On receipt of ten cents in stamp they will
send postpHid a full set of their famous house
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Tot ten cents they will nbo-niliibKik coiitHinin
complete worrjn of "The Mikado." and nniie rf
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UFDV Pll nni T i3Q,t Hae to scare the same tmy onener ,
u!1I 5ALtAtiLI;StbanonceinaceDlury-
A Snakellki ariium.
"A snake geranium?"
"Yes that is what I call it," said tre
doctor.
I stoopedfdown to examine the flower.
Hideous, repulsive, yet elrangely at
tractive,the snake geranium seemed to
hold me."undera spell.
To describe this flower one wculd
have to paint life and"motion. Mere
color is not enough. As I looked the
evil thing glared at me with sinister
intelligence. There was nothing re
markable about the stock?and;the leaves
of the plant. The blossomwas what
rivettd my gaze. Black, sinuous and
slimy, it looked more likeajsnake than
anything else. As I changed myjpoint
of vi"w the thing changedl4itsj aspect.
Its scales weie a rurplish black, then a
dirty brown. Two littleglassy beads
in the monster's head glittered with
prismatic hues and looked straight into
my eyes. Was I mistaken? I could
have sworn that this awesome bloom
turned and twisted with the uncanny
freakishness of a reptile.
"You know something of botany."
said the doctor, "how do you classify
it?"
"It is not to be classified, I answered
"It is a monstrosity. There is nothing
like it. Is it poisonous?"
"I think so," was the;reply, "the old
African who foand.it called it a 'pizfn
plant,' but I renamed it."
I had seen nearly every thing worth
seeing in the floral world, but tnis sin
gnlar plant blooming unnoticed in an
obscure corner of a country doctor's
garden amazed me beyond expression.
From the first tbe sickening odor of
the flower bad been terribly oppressive.
In fact, it had prevented a close exam
ination. Suddenly my brain seemed be
numed, a cold chill seized me, and,
with a face of deadly pallor, I reeled
and would have fallen to the ground
but for the doctor's strong arm.
I was half sick, or rather in a dazed,
half stupefied state, for days after my
return to town. One evening a negro
called at my house with a note from my
friend, the doctor, and a covered basket.
The messenger was gone before I could
rend the note. I glanced at the paper
and then opened the basket. I did not
know whether to laugh or be angry.
Comfortably fixed in a big jar, the snake
geranium gave a flirty twist and snap
ped its wicked eves In my face.
To have this floral horror in my
house was out of the question, and yet
I was proud of the monster. I made a
servant carry it to a sunny nook !a the
back yrd. Slie seturned with chatter
ing.; u-eih.
"TV lawd habmnssy !'' she exclaimed,
"dat ling's alive. Hit'll bite sho'i yer
bawn !"
I did not contradict her. In fact I
agreed with her.
Sometimes I carried my friends To see
ms pet. I iuvaiiably had tbe satisfac
tion of hearing them aweir, and gener
ally I had to send them home in a car- '
riage. One whiff of the snake gerani- j
um was enougn to maKe a tottering
wreck of the strongest man.
A little girl next door took a wonder
ful fancy to the flower. F requently she
came over when I was absent and spent
an hour at a time fondling the plant
and looking at it. Of all the persons
who saw it she was the only one not
affected by its peculiar odor. Sometimes
I got Into a deep study over the mutual
attachment existing between th mon
ster and the girl- I call it mutual be
cause it was Impossible to view my
snake geranium without giving it credit
for life and intelligence. The girl was
a quier little creature, with midnight
hair and velvety eyes. !She had a cer
tain impish beauty that made me shud
der. Between the girl and the gerani
um I came near being deviled to death.
As the weeks passed on the girl con
tinued her visits. She grew thinner
and paler, and her eyes grew paler and
blacker. More than once I overheard
the servants whispering that the snake
geranium was killing the child. This
alarmed me, and one day I told my
young neighbor that the plant was poi
sonous and she must not go near it. She
rather shrank from me and with a sor
rowfui look sped homeward without
saying a word.
I came home unexpectedly one day,
and found the girl paying a surreptious
visit to tbe flower. I went io her full
of wrath, but was disarmed by what I
saw. The poor thing had fainted, and
wriggling and squirming over the side
of the jar, within a few inches of the
child's face, was that diabolical geran
ium. I took my visitor home and told her
mother all about it. We spoke with
some severity to the little offender, but
we thought it was for her good. I Dever
once thought of destroying my monster.
No words can express the horror I felt
the next morning when I heard that my
girl neighbor was dead. She. had been
found lifeless and cold in bed at an early
hour. Her appearance, I was told, was
that of a person who had been poisoned.
On the pillow was a slimy mark that
resembled a serpent's trail.
When I heard this I rushed frantic
ally out to tbe corner containing my
geranium. One of tbe servant's divined
my purpose and followed me. In the
jar we saw Ihe stalk of the plant with a
few leaves attached to it, but the hor
rible blossom, where was it?
Tbe snake geranium was gone : I
could not utter a word. I had no inqui
ries to make, and I wanted to bear no
exclamations. I ran back to the house,
but I heard the old negro cry out :
"Hit's gone ! Hit done crawled ober
Into de nex' yard. I see hit's track.
Frightened to Death.
Never frighten children. A man in
Trenton, whose fourteen-year-old boy i
pot to stayiDj? out too late uights, put
black maek on bis face, bid in a dark ;
alley, and jumped out at his son with p. j
fearful yell as the boy passed by. But. !
it Happened that a policeman was stroll- i
ing along at the"same time, and as he j
caught sight of the masked figure he I
shrieked with terror, ran four miles at i
the top of,his speed and dropped dead,
while the boy, hastily calling together a
mob of his fellows, pursued his father ;
down the alley, with bricks and lan
guage, both hard. And yet, in spite of '
these terrible lessons, there are grown
neonln who foolishlv delieht in frighten- j
ig children. Still, the same person ,
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CRAIN DRILLS, elder mills
Warranted trie tet. drain drllla; the eele.
brated Penrjylanl, tne only perfect forre feed
ihoF .time aunfhinent in ne. I'tder Mill: the
eeletrnted Amerie.n and Tonnir Aimeriean.
roUMin.l.FRK, HAT rHCMtfX and
.TAIAKI HPLF.ME.ST (renerallT.
Send for entHloroe A. KARQl II AH,
Pennsylvania Aitricultaral Works. York l'a.
Jm porta nt to Ca n va sscrs.
WASTDD-Llvt i:nva In eerv enuntj
In the I'nfted Statef to sell K iX S PATENT KE
VKKSIHI.K SAli IKN. whim eomMnen two
Sad Irons, Polisher, Eluter. ts.e.. one iron dninic
the work ol an entire "ot ot ordinary Iron.. 1.
self-heatlPit v (-! or alcohol lamp. IMr.K
AW AV WITH HOT K 11 4 II F S. Price
moderate. A lurec and lasting income Insured
to ir?id fanvaPTf. Addre, for circular, ate.,
FOX SAD IKON CO.. Hi Keade St., N. Y.
tSELLERS LIVER PILLS;
L hT? stood f-r !f ymrt FtsiM IhbHt fcr th? i
'-, tni au ar snematm or h l.twr. rim -"
S'llfra" I.tTT Pll. r?tl m of I.it?t I'lnrlunt
r onwi'l''l BJfto-fOit worli "-Wrm Blrti
Rvltireor. I en r rnrawri rll?r' l.irw rl!i
' Th bTr t4 ire t d tlxri io 4tctri b11.'
ThM. Arl&ma. Him SaC. Eeniu'll. Trr Xiif i
J Bob. Rr-ia h '' firurri .1 roiiatry Plr Iptn '
fMl. Ml Ud hotwo.-S Iellifw.
tmpolmrj, ttrrtnir nMln, inirniTk, "TMIINIC Hf-I
J-r.-ur'ii A .-irntifie irt ltmriit ; mfe nd lun
rm-.nrrn. f.trrr. r'fw C 1 r vrit for i"t
rj h-t t Ha stiKvo rr'l bvt!w-r iff 'si m p tTTatmtit hy maii.
r -. oif-r-TrcfriMn tlnr,'."- - hM d tfc-r 4f
iimI !rsn ortlilnctotlTir R.d.titr. It tet tm.
H44rc. . fr. f. t.. i,mr, V.v . PhrlH hi f harc
I r-alri.: X"i. - jrc. I ti- ! ' - Loru-t i . M. lnU. Bn,
tucc -.'HrijlJ' j : L:WIft74
Hel'culdn't Jee-
A fat old man who should have
known better, .dragged himself up three
long flights of stairs and entered an
editorial loom.
"Whew 1 Coming up these stairs
makes roe blow," be said.
"Yes," the editor replied. "What
can I do for you?"
The old fellow laughed as he took m
small piece of paper from a tin spec
tacle case.
"Here's tomething that I jolted
down," hesaid. "You needn't put
my" laughing heartily "my name to
it."
Tbe editor took the scrap of paper
and read the following :
"If a war should occur between Eng
land and Rus&sia it will be a Wall street
affair : Between the Bull and the
Bear."
"Wall street will have nothing to do
with it," said the editor.
"Oh, don't you see? It is a pun that
I made myself."
"No, I don't see. It appears to read
all right, though if there were really
anything of itj the telegraph would
have "
"Hand it here!" The old fellow
snatched bis contribution and lugged
himself downstairs.
j Conjugal 'Affection-
I It is extremely common to decide
I conjugal affection, and to consider it as
something to be made fun of, but there
r f-jthibi'ons of it'lhat are'very pleas
ing A vriy dt-nr nnl loving little woman
: whs seated li lir l.u-l and one evening,
, before a plensint fire, when nhe moved
hT low rorkirg '-hair close lo him, and
placed her sweet In ! tut id lovingly on
; his arm, and m.v d it quite nfTrction
: Htely up nnd down, tt if rn.iit hit'g out
H I IIih wrinkles. The gmx ilm limked
graciously into her upturnei eyes, ri
! pecting tbe sweetest of kisses when she
' s.id :
"Husband dear?"
"What, darling."
"I wasjust thinking"
"Yes, my love."
"I was just thinking how nicely this
suit of clo'.hes you have on would work
into rag carp-t I"
Wife "Here is an item in this paper
about a man who lost a thousand dollars
last nicht at poker. I do think it li
scandalous the way men squander their
money ; there ought to be a law against
this gambling business. By tbejway,
John, I would like lo have some money
to pay thit millinery bill."
Husband "Why, I gave you ten dol
lars yesterday to pay that bill."
"Yes. I know ; but I spent that mon
ey in 'chances' at the church fair last
night and wasn't lucky enough to win
anything.
F.benabiarir (NfD R. H.;tirl ule.
Lbavr 'obthwabd.
j No. 1. No. 2 No. I.
A.M. A.M. P. M
I'ree.on, 9 00 M' t
I Lnrltett, HOT 11 4 i
I Munter, 14 live 4
Nuel. 9 1V 11. M s 4
KilTl.T, V V4 11.41 J.6"
Kra llej, p.nn 11.47 e i.
tbent'ur, v.i'i 13 01...."" e.li.
L.KATKP SOUTHWATlp.
No. 1. No. J. To. 8.
A.M. A.M. P.M.
Ktnrnirn. T.05 10 00 1 oo
Bra lley. 7.15 JO 0 s 15
Kylor, 7.31 10.15 J 34.
Noel. 7.'J5... lu.liii S.S.j
Munster, 7 rfi in 54. SS.
I.n.'ii.tt 7.3)1 10 S2 a 4i
C'ref.on, 7.45 10.40 4 to
I'rt-nnnn an1 (out port R. K. ihf1nl.
L.KATBA Nt'RTB WARD.
Mall Kin.
A. M. p. M.
f e.1 P.10 ( Tl
WilJwx I OT.... t8.
I.KW.nn P.8-i 4 at.
f!IlrTT 9 43 s 4
A 'Ii vt lie. 9 .M .. 4 41
Mllsfile, '.n.Oij 4.47!
Iiyarts. 10.08 01
IVin'lron, 10.10 ( 04.
Pean, 10 18 B o
F-atrallty. 10.V7 t IT
Milrie, 10 55 . e
r alien Timber. 10.37 e
Plvpn I'lty, 10.49 6 44.
I 'ualrwirt, 1101 t tt.
KoJetiad. 11.04 e.43.
Irvona. 11.10. 60
L.BAVKS Southward.
Mall
Hxp.
A. M.
7. nr..
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7 41.
7 44.
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4.10
Irrona,
Knaehud ,
4oaltort ,
Klvn :it.
Fallen Tiuiter.
Shirley.
Kniallty,
Ien.
1'nndmn.
I it .art.
Mlllille.
A'hvillo,
Amphry,
IHiwsiin,
Wll.lwoo.1,
freeon.
tROBEKT EVANS.
7
J
UNDBRTAKBB,
AM) NANlTACTt KER OT
and dealer In all klnde 01 rt'HMTrBE,
Kbensburg,
VA ta.
rj. of Caskete alwaji .a hand.H
Bodies Embalmed
WHEN KECiVI RED.
Api.?0e9
j HOT DEAD YET!
VALUE LUTTRINCER.
j n.rACTTaB or
j TIN, OTER AND SHEET-IRON WARE
! An Ia noonifG,
j Keperttully Invtteii the attention et fcti tnnd(
I and the rohllc in e-eneral to tha fact that k la IUR
. carrj-lna; on hnaineM at the old ftand oppoait tha
! Monntain Hoota. Ehen'harc, and 1' prepared t
j supply from a large .toek. or mann factarinaj teor
, der, any article in hip line, fron tha rmalloat to
: the laraxept. ir. the bet manner and at tha leweat
j llrinsr priced.
' IF" S"n ienltenttary work either made r aold
at this establishment.
I TIN HOOF1NO SI'lCIALrY.
i Olve me a ca
I work and priced.
and fatldT your.elTe ad V lay
LVTTKlNatji.
' r'ostiurK, April 13. lRS3-tl.
n rr
CUES VflElE ALL Ml FAUI.
(or Jrnip. Tmiw c"
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l!lT l THE WCULU
UlllaUUL-
t r" :-t tlie Ocouloe. S.j1J I rrj- hrrxj.
hT addreina; (IftiKilEP.
IlO KOWKLLkni., 10 rpra-e
St.. New York, can leirn the exact con o
any proposed lice of Adrertifina: In American
Newspaper. l(H)-pe pamphlet, lOr
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