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Post-t-. iri:ii- : : embracing iketchi-s of Yondtr " - " -' f ",ic Inspector in the D-toe-i'ii' a'.t, Captiiro of Robbers of the U. 8. ':'.tr wi:n a roiapiru; aeecnpuon of the i-rtu and wmpli'-nlni Contrirancea of ih mi : Y.J .s.rupiiious to defrand the pnbiic ; also pi 'IOl SSrAH HOtTK FRil'Dg, a .-i ca t.".! .4uCut ha 1 ent.ro charge of the pro Ma!:r.i of tae evkieiu.e for the gori-rnment. rrACENTS WANTED. Ir. ''"' ,rn I'-"'" r Po,inater, Merchant H-i--.--c. Ki-n-.'-r. I'ro''.-.i,r..il Man. and hnn ofvua " - ff'i to fftt thit thrift? 1; .j uorr h ivi:i an nii;.orai;i-d taie; itttlUfit t'j to o.. V : so J Women A j-nt makine from infMlii i .:.y. ivaut an aunt in ejTt ? in Ui L". 3. nni fanada. I ffXe frtrui U-lton.' ?3 ttlflt AT I'tlllin with iTiia phc- book, uu brconi-auc-'WyTiJ( It tvJ"i:fi'0"4 frr. Aenta are mprtinu w.lh wi;-'Mr,l twi.il. W IHHanc no hind nu -.1 w fie Fiftal Trmu to pay Freiyhtt. fciora'r. ! give you tlie eic!nive nule of this b-xia la T.-r-i'orT iMin.d yoo. 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THE CKOSSIXQ OF THE nRIDQB. Have) yoti ever heard the story now Tin: XpsWtt crossed tho - - -r 1OWI1 0 v nrowc iat-ka v liound the curves of Smnkv i:i,w? j -0 -. You reii,et,,l.er the biK trestle ' "'' Just 11ns of e.-irev's mill ; Twenty miles, about, from Sha on, And as far from Smoky Hill. ' ,V," TT.i. f. . nu a nine in I"npihthey sav Aii.l 11 s not .1 yard-stick lc-s Jilfly feet above the creek, too; iii.n.-. near as 1 can guess. Ami jll-t as Titll C:imp rminrl ll.ft . - ..... T J And saw the bridso ahead He felt tho track va pivin- like, And knew t!i- ra ls ha I Bi.rcad. Down prn.lo at that, and thirty miles J liat, was her common run A bri.lo tot nrtv yards nheal, O, I : e 1 vea ! what could bo done ! Like jnriKl in-millstones bouneod the cars Aloiifj the sleepers' eibls; Tim ha-! no t ime to think of wife, Of babe, or .self, or friends. The fireman thou-dit. Jumpwd, but quick as Tim Neshitt took It In The bridge is ttraisfht, there la a chance For life if he .should w in. Am w'h mighty jerk he threw . The throttle njien wide And said a prayer and Lady Bees" Tent on her crazy ride. Dreadful ! You might have seen the wood And nails and glasses fly. And ppunters, torn from Drtdffe and And clamps from every tie; While Lady Bess" just flew across. And Tim Just hold his breath while hair the passengers had swooned, And half were sure of death. But ere the seared had time to rray. Or broken wheels to stand, Tim Nesbitfa train had crossed the liridgo. And wo were safe on land. I reckon that no other man That runs upon tho line lias pot a watch as big as hla. Nor anything so fluo. For on one side's a picture like Tho creek at Smoky Kidge And on the other's writ. "To him Who ran across tho bridge." Detroit Free Tress. STAG.'KG IN THE FOOT HILLS. Some Aapceta of a Itntinln Part of Onr Expansive Country. The name of Deadwood, a citv that is Still in tho "wild West " in spite of the rapid improvements thirty years have seen west of the Mississippi, ia familiar to many people who know nothing whatever of it except that it lies some where in the miniug region. Traveling- from the F.ast, it can tie reached within one hundred miles ly rail; the remainder of t lie distance mnt be taken by stage. The railroad ends at Buffalo Gap. Six horses, carrying a stage coach with three scats in it, await the Dead wood traveler. If there are more than six passengers, and any of them are in clined to obesity, there is apt to be a lack of comfort. If it is dnring; tho spring or nntnmn rains, there is much jolting and careful driving, and ierhaps some seasickness among the passcngprs. In the bitter winter weather, warm wraps, furs and heated soapstones are necessary. Perhaps the ride is most delightful in the autumn, when there is a golden morn, and lazy winds anil a cloud of purple haze in the West. Tho one hundred miles are traveled in thirty-six hours or thereabout. Kvcry ton miles the horses are changed, and every twenty miles the drivers change. Tho stations are simply large barns where the horses am kept. Those nre as well trained, and enter into their task with as much ppirit find seeming delight as the horses of the lire depart ments in cities. They grow to le familiar with every step of the journey find know their driver as children know a parent.. The coach stops for meals at regular sta tions three times a day. Qnit an excited interest is visible at all the towns pnssotl through. The coming of the stage, with its palloping horses, its air of mystery end restles ness, and tho charm of knowing it has come from the ontside wotIiI, which, like liasselas in his valley, every one envies to be in occasionally-, is quite an event, in tho lives of the village people. Crcsar, in his commentaries, speaks cf the inhabitants of inner Gnnl gather ing around tho merchants when they came to trade, and asking questions in nnmerable. The merchants were often tempted to exaggerate and sometimes to invent stories of the outside world, which temptation they often yielded to, and were eagerly believed by tho Cauls. So tho stage-coach driver after an swering many questions to suit himself amid the admiring pare of tho popn lace, with a flourish of his w hip, a w ord to his horses, is gone. Gone for a wild ride over dangerous roails, now winding along a mountain path, now between rocks, now along a rier bank, and again out into the level mesa-like stretch, that seems to reach in infinite distances on every hand. The drivers rind their work to possess a strango fascination. No stage driver ever feels content to go back to the me life of a town dweller. Each one them has his reputation and is known bv his peculiar characteristics all along the route. In the lower part of the Eage, tinder the seats, is a place for baggage, much like the hold in a ship. Tho trip is worth taking, especially in spring or antnmn, when the di '.ver is glad to give a share of his seat for at least a few hours each day or night. Peadwood is a very pretty town hem med in by mountains. It is in the extreme western part of Dakota, not far from its boundary line. It is only 250 miles from Yellowstone Talk, and is surronnded by mountains npon every hand. Some valuable gold sn.l silver mines are located near the town. . e a - .. He Was an Honeat Man. A Virginia farmer who owned a fine calf was asked recently by a friend what he would take for the animal. " Six dollars," was tho reply. The very next day the friend rushed over to the farmer's house in a flurry of exoiternent. The train killed your calf j'ust now," gaid he. 15y gosh!" exclaimed the farmer, tho railroad must pay me S15 for that calf. I wouldn't have taken $25 for him." It developed, however, that it was a Lt.nx, and tho farmer still hulds tho calf at $6. I Baltimore Sun. " . "HE IS A FBSSMAN WHOM Tit TRT7TW U1IH fill. A WT1 ATT. A TI V cT.ATTtS wwarnw EBENSBURG, PA.. FRIDAY. DECEMBER 10, HISTORICAL POINTS ON DOGS. Influence of Man on the Canine Species. The wonderful variation in size, ap pearance and intellect of dogs must strike every one who rememlers that this great variety came orig inally from three or four species of wild dogs. There is now preserved in an English museum a little dog of the terrier kind which was about two years old at its death. It was exactly five and one half inches long, which is j'ust the length of the nose of a German ltoar hound in another part of the museum, measnred from the corner of the eye to the tip of the nose. So great is the difference that one can hardly realize that they probably had a common ancestor. The original wild dogs had very much the aspect of wolves erect ears and bushy, flowing tails. It is thought by many that the dogs most nearly approaching them in ap pearance are nearest them in point of development, and that tho breed closely related are shepherds, but an examination and comparison of the bones, and particularly tho sknl s, shows that among tho principal breeds the line of descent is: First, wild dog; then Danish dog hounds, pointers; terriers, pugs, spaniels and pet dogs in general come last. The influence of man over all natnre is most markedly shown in jtet dogs. They are, as a rule, small, with tail curved upwards, ears drooping, but sure signs of domestication. Besides, the teuitxTauient and dis position aro wholly changed, whereas wihl dogs are natural hunters, the pet dogs being wholly ignorant of the wiles cf the chase. A pug would probably 1 as much surprised at the sudden appeannce of a rabbit as bunny would lie at the png. The prol (ability is that loth would run as soon as they saw each other. The varieties have been so long bred that they would never return U orig inal specic'3 again, even if left to run wild. That they aro closely related to wolves and such animals, however, is shown by the fact that they will breod with them and also by the taming of wolves taken very young. They be come gentle and affectionate. A wolf w help when young, if sudden ly menaced by a master, will cringe and beg off just as a dog does when be thinks he is going to be whipped. They have many other traits w hich indicate a closo relationship. Not only are wolves capable of do mestication, but on the other hand dogs often escapeand lx.coiuo wild. A case is related of a greyhound who concluded she would take to the woods. After a year or two sho was captured and brought back. In a few months she presented her master with some, pups, lint, as soon as tht'y were ablo to take care of themselves she left them and again ran away. Threo of tho pups stayed at home and became good citizens, but two partook of the mother's nature and ran away to join her. They at last became so destructive to young animals that they wero hunted Sown and shot. Puppies get their eyes o;en on the tenth or twelfth day, reach their full growth at the end of the second year and are very old at ten years, very few of them reaching the green old ago of twenty. Although their lives aro short they are full of interest. The devotion of a dog for his master is phenomenal. He will stick to him whatever lw his fortune, stand any amount of abnxe, and love his master with a forgiving spirit in spite vf everything. Bleeping In Church. A physician who was asked for reasons why people became drowsy in church and if there was any remedy for chronic cases, said that the drowsy feeling in church was often due to bad construction, to overheating and to the general quiet and composing sur roundings. " I have often," said be, " advised patients of mine who are troubled with insomnia to try a quiet church where tho preacher was not too energetic in his manner, and in most cases the result has been gratifying. ' Tho poor man who has lieeome almost wild through want of sleep gen erally obtains relief and falls oil into a gentle and refreshing slumber. Many people suffering in this way take a ride in a railroad train for relief and often get it, but nothing has succeeded so well as the Sunday morn ing service in a quiet church. "If those people, however, who do not need to sleep in church and do not want to would drink very strong tea or coffee before going to church they might find it effective, but by no means healthy. " W hy do von see the baldheads nodding most in church? Because the old are more susceptible to the in fluence of such surroundings. "The women seldom go to sleep, because they are so dressed that to sleep would e almost impossible. If the men would lace themselves up tight they might keep awake, too, but, in the words of General Knicker bocker, 'They cawn't do it, you know. " Philadelphia Record. Ood'a lint liift to Man. Life is of unreckonable valuable to the man, whether lout or prince, who reposes on the love of woman, and he most honors himself (and so adds to his worth) who acknowledges his depend ence on the source of his highest happi ness, to wit: Woman, oven woman, who did give ear to the voice of the serpent, more snbtle than any beast of the field; who. saw that the tree was good for food, pleasant to the eyes and a tree to be de sired, and who has ever sinco borne with enblimo fortitude her penalty of multiplied sorrow. Truly her seed hath braised the ser pent's heat! in fulfillment of the curse laid on hor first Ivguiler. And though tho ground leaecurs.-d, though it bring forth thorns and thistles to goad and sting tho man, though he eat bread in the sweat of his face till he return to the ground, be shall yet. Lord God, find compensation in the woman Thou gr.vest to bo with him, and of whose love it lias been greatly said, "All other pleasures are not worth ita pains." Detroit Flee Tress. Reading the Future, Bay, are you a fortune teller?" " Yes, Miss, that's my business." " You can read the future, cant you?" "As clearly as I can the past." " Well, I'll bring around my ' future to-morrow. I wabt you to read him, ao I can tell If his affection Is Incerft." Chicago Bambler. MODERN ILXURY. What American Kxtraracance TTti. pro- vlflrri ft.r the llvdrooiu of stChlld. From tho point of extravagance, nothing exceeds that of the bedroom of a child, a little girl of 9. " The floor is inlaid and in the1 centre is a carpet of thickly-piled Wilton, pearly in ground, overstrewn with roses. The ceiling was painted. A lattice apparently half shuts it in, and over it climbs wild roses. In the centre the sky appears. One trailing branch has wandered ont across the blue, and around the roses on its stem a swarm of butterflies flut ter, making, in fact, the central orna ment of the ceiling. The walls are hung with pale gray silk, brocaded with rosebuds. The woodwork is white mahogany, beau tifully carved. The mantel has fes toons of roses carved in relief above fire-facings of white onyx. Just outside the brass fender-rim is a cushion of bine velvet, where the little feet are warmed. Tho furniture is of white mahogany. The ljetl haa a half canopy, and on its outer edge two doves are perched, and from their leaks on each side, are garlands of carved wood, carried over to the guardian doves perched on the posts. These garlands confine cur tains of silk bolting cloth, thin as a fairy web, embroidered with roses, pink and yellow, dropping their petals from fold to fold. On tho led is a spread on w hich roses seem to have been thrown in careless luxuriance. The mirror reaches to the floor and is set Wtween two chests of drawers. It is framed in composition ornamented with cream and gold, and almve is a panel modelled in relief, in which a mermaid romln r ut her long hair. Off this chamber, the appointments of which cannot bo enumerated, is a dressing-room lined with white enamel tiles. Here is a porcelain bath and marble toilet, on which are laid the superb silver mounted toilet articles, and where a maid ia in attendance. Just what this little maid can have when fche is grown, her indulgent par ents have not yet considered. N. Y. Hail and Express. A Modern Mexicans Tows. A correspondent of the Cleveland Leader writes of Lerdo, a town which has grown up within the last twenty years, and is increasing in population every year. At present it numbers probably 800 souls. The - best of Mexican towns seem shabby to Amerioans, so that the ng line s of this Mexican slab town fe'oea without saying. All its houses and pnbiic edifices are of one story. The sod being loamy, the adobe brick w alls are guttered by the rains.leaving them ragged and insecure. Muddy canals wander in and out among the gardens, which latter are the only redeeming feature amid universal ug liness. But such gardens, with almost entire absence of tasteful culture, where w ill you find their equal? I secured a bunch of mission grajes, the first of the season, which filled completelv the crown of my tall hat. Ton's of them, just ripening, hung from the vines. Figs grow everywhere in profusion. Watermelons this is June camo into the town by the cartload. The brown natives were feasting on green corn. Hedges of rose bushes girt tho plaza in dense thickets that required constant trimming. At the back of a bench where I chanced to seat myself, three kernels of corn had beeu dropped by accident, and their stalks, eighteen feet high, towered over my head like shade trees. A couple of hotels, or attempts at them, sundry commercial houses, four mills and a telegraph office, with beer at throe shillings a glass and no news paper, will enable the reader to " size " the place without further description. Fine Writing and Good Writing. Just as people of little experience in Poclal life are sometimes dazzled by a lavish display of jewels, ko young writers are apt to inUtake for fine writing a flyle In which long words, foreign phrases, nnd gorgeous figures are used. A clear, direct, simple form ot expres sion is far tetter. A young college graduate, a reporter of a weekly paper in a rural Ity, thought no doubt that he had thine some very "fine" w riting when he handed the follow ing to the editor: ' Our flourishing and prosperous young city was last evening the scene of the mo.! tli-.-istrous conflagration it has Vet witiiesiil. The devouring e1emert first broke out in the mercantile establishment of Horner A-Co., which magiiifico:i etiifleo it consumed before its progress Could be arrest el in the slightest degree. Our knights of the hook-and-ladder respondisl nobly to tho clangor of the alarm-bell, anil essayed manfully to combat tho mighty element of flame and darkening smoke, but their utmost en deavors wero unavailing in rescuing the 1(U lding from the annihilating and In cendiary flames, for there is uncontro vertible testimony that the widespread conflagration was the Immediate result of dlatiollcal incen liarlsm. "Theperpet raters will yet be "overtaken by the sure and keen arm of the law, whose majesty they have thus outraged and offended. "The aggregate los Is In excess of four thousand dollars." The editor put the reporter's manu script aside, and wrote the following, which appeared in the next morning s paper : " The dry-goods house of Horner A Co. was burned to the ground last night, the flames having ma le such headway be fore the alarm was given that the engine company arrived too late to do more than keep tho fire from spreading to other bunildlneH. " It Is thought that the buildings were Bet on fire. " The loss Is about four thousand dol lars, partly covered by insurance." Youth's Companion. What Wood Wool la, and Ita Ue The French Scientific journal La Na ture describes and Illustrates a machine for inakirg a product which is coming into favor In various different employ ments under tho i:ame of wood wool. As Its name Implies, this material is simply wood cut Into such fine shavings that tt answers many of the purposes to which wool la commonly applied. Although it was at first intended merely as a packing mnterlal It was soon found that It had a much more extended field of usefulness. It Is employed for stuffing mattresses, as bedding for cat tle, for the filtration of liquids, etc. It is elastic like horse hair and le beau tifully clean in use. The wood used by preference Is BIga fir, and the machine will produce, witn out any necessity for skilled labor, more than 1,500 pounds of "wool" pec day of tea hours. . , 81. SO and 1SS6. DERIVATION OF FAMILIAR WORDS. How the Words nianfcet. Caterpillar, Fen ny, and sterling Were Coined. " Yorick " write to the New York Sun, as follows: " Some words of our language in common use puzzle us when we seek their derivation, and the pages of neither Webster nor Worcester, so far as I can discover, afford ns any help. ' The derivation is curious of the common word blanket. When Ed ward III ascended the throno of England he immediately declared war against Franco, and shortly after pre pared to invade her territory. But the sinews of war were wanting and so the monarch appealed to his loving sub jects. ' English money bags, however, were not so plethoric aa they have be come since, and little coin, compara tively, was in circulation. The people loved their young and valiant king, and the war was a popular one. ' The English raised large quanti ties of wool, which they sent to Flan ders for manufacture. It was deter mined to devote the wool crop of that year toward defraying the expenses of the expedition. After the more val uable ortion had been used there was a quantity quite unfit for the Flemish looms. This was lHight up by one Sir Thomas Blanquette, who had it woven into a marso but warm material, and patriotically presented it to the King as a contribution to tho comfort of the soldiers and as a covering for the horses of the nobles and knights. " This material was named Blan quette, or Blanqnet, from the name of the donor, and we now spell it blanket. Caterpillar. Many New Yorkers are perha ignorant whence the prst, which was coultated by that other j(est tho Eng lish sparrow, derived its name;. At(out the time of the soi-disant virgin Queen a kind of cake, composed of flour, honey, and spice, was ia high favor; they were called " rates. In The Taming of the Shrew " Petrnchio pans npon the name of his prospective bride: My super-dainty Kate. Tor dainties all are Katea. Ao. " The purveyor of thia dainty waa called, from the name of the confec tion, a cater," or more recently in a wider signification, "caterer." ' " The insect in question was a de structive raider on the wheat which fur nished the flour to the cater, and hence it was called a " eater-pillager." It does not require much ingenuity to see how eater-pillager " became ' eater-pillar." " Perhaps some of the good people of Wall Street would like to know the origin of the words jenny and sterling. " It apjwara that there lived at one timo in Germany a braco of Iteggars, pretended cripples. Hoth these adven turous beggars are said to have once formed a part of the Council at Dant rig, but to have subseqnentlv lost prr-prrty an.l l(oon snbjectod to tho severest privations. The oldest of these lame gentle men, known by the namo of Thomas Penny, was exceedingly disliked by the people, and on one occasion in a grand row he was literally thrown out of the window into the street, by which he bsoame a veritable cripple. It was timftly reported of him in Dantzig that he had there displayed an im mense amount of copper coin, but so badly executed in the mint as to have given rise to the nickname of Penny's monej , an appellation which we are aware' has been retained to the present day. " To this we may add the origin of the term sterling to complete the primitive descent of pounds aa well aa of pence. In the time of Richard money coined in the eastern par .i Germany came into special request in England on account of its purity, and waa called Easterling money, as all the inhabitants of .those parts were called Easterlings. " King Ed ward I established a certain standard for the silver coin of England, but no gold was coined until the reign of Edward UI. who. in the veer 1329, caused several pieces to be eoined called Florentea because they were coined by Florontinea. From the name of the purer coinage, called Easterling money, came the term sterling, aa ex pressive of a standard purity. " In tho reign of Charlea H certain traders brought a quantity of jyold from the coast of Guinea. The King caused it to bo coined into pieces which were called Guineas, from the country whence the gold waa brought." . , i They Staked the Preacher. A gentleman from Dakota tells ns how the fund was starte 1 for building the first Methodist church erected in Bismarck. The town was young and was practi cally in possession of the gamblers. Faro banks and all sorts of gambling schemes were run openly and without fear. One large gambling establishment was situated in a large tent near the eentro of the town, and thither went the Itev. Mr. Bull, whe had como to Bismarck to establish a Methodist church. Mounting a poker table in the middle of the thickly crowded tent, Mr. Bull proceeded to speak for Christ. At once the busy gamblers laid down their chips and turned to jeering the preacher, some of them even pelting at him with whatever came easiest to band. Presently the slender form of Dennia Ilannifan, tho I kiss gambler and feather weight champion of the placo, arose and moved toward tho preacher. "Hold on, bora," said Dennis, "thia is no way to troat a stranger. I know a thing worth two o' this." At this Dennis took off his hat and passed it around among the gamblers, who each put in a chip. And, taking up this strango collection, Dennis walked np to the table, dumped the hatful of chips upon it, and said: " There you are, stranger, thut'a for yon." "But," aaid the clergyman, "what am I to do with it?" "Woll," replied Dennis, " it's yours, and yon can do what yon please with it. You can cash it or buck it, just as you like." " Buck it?" said the holy man; "what is that?" Why, play it in yon know; bet it 0O one of the games." Mr. Bull preferred to "cash the ehipa in," ao he went to the proprietor of the place, got $47 for the chips, and with that sum began the fund which built the Methodist church, in which a flour ishing society now worships. Chicago ewa. . . postage per year. In advance. NUMBER TH t VALUE OF SLEEP. TanK ot JTer'ect bi'Rritnn Energy by Nightly Kest, The restoration of energy, which sleep ' alone can afford, is necessary for the i maintenance of nervous vigor, and I whereas the muscular system, if over- j taxed, at lat refuses to work, the brain under similar circumstances too fre- j qnently refuses to rest. The sufferer, instead of trying to ra- i move or lessen the cause of his sleep- lessnesa, comforts himself with the hope i that it will soon disappear, or else has ' recourse to alcohol, morphia, the brom- j ides, chloral, etc. j Valuable and necessary aa these rem- ! edies often are (I refer especially to the drugs), there can le no question as to ' the mischief which attends their fre- i quent use, and there is much reason to fear that their employment in the ab- j sence of any medical authority is large ly on the increase. ! Many of the "proprietary articles" sold by druggists, and in great demand j at the present day, owe their efficacy to one or more of these powerful drugs. ' Not a few deaths have been censed by j their use, and in a still larger number ' of esses they have helped to produce ' the fatal result. Slerplewsness is almost always accom- ; panied by indigestion in some one or : other of its protean forms, and the two ; conditions react upon and aggravate each other. If rest cannot bo obtained, and if the vital machine cannot l(e supplied with a due amonnt of fuel, and, moreover, ! fails to utilize that which is supplied, ; mental and bodily collapse cannot bo far distant. The details of the d own- ward process vary, but the result is much tho same in all cases. Sleeplessness and loss of appetite i are followed by loss of flesh and strength, nervous irritability, alternat- ' ing with depression, palpitation, and ; other derangements of the heart, es pecially at night, and many ot those : symptoms grouped together under the ' old term "hypochondriasis." When this stage has been reached, , " the borderlands of insanity " are I within Measurable distance, even if they hav not already been reached. IFortnightly Review. OTJB WORLD A8 IT LOOKS IN SPACE. 1 a Oraphle rMrrlptln of the PI -net en Which We I.lva, aa It Would Apprir o a Observer Well dat ed for lxok lng at It. j If we Imagine an observor eontemplat- Ing the earth from a convenient dis- i tanee in spare, and scrutinizing its fea- , tures as it TeH before hlru. we may ; suppose him to be struck with the fact that ll-K,ths at Its surface are covered with wafer, and that the land is so un- j equally distributed that fr, ra one jtnlnt ot view bo wou'd see a hemisphere I almost exclusively oceanic, while nearly the whole of the dry land Is gathered in the opposite hemi here. He ml;ht observe ihat. the great Ore- : ante area of the Pacific and Antartic j oceans Is dotted with Islands like a shallow pool with stones rising above its surface as tr Us general depth w re small In comparison with It.s area. He might tlno notice th.it a mass or belt of land surround: ivu h xilri, and that the northern ting sends off to th southward three vast tongues of hind end of mountain chains, terminating re- t epectively iu South America. South , ai'ii -a and Australia, townrds which foo bler and Insular processes are givea i off by thv Antartic Continental ma-s. This, aa somo geographers have oh- ! served, gives a rudely thr.'e-riMed ns- ; pect to the earth, tnough two of the 1 thretj ribs are crowded together nnd form ' th Eurvp-Asian muss or double c.mtl nont w hile the third Is tsolaied iu the : ample continent of America, i He might ai-i ob.-.cne t.iat the north- era ginile is cut across, so that the , Atlantic opens by a w ..if !ce into the Arctic sea, while ihc l'acihc id contract- ' ed towards th- north, i ..t confluent i with the Anta: tic ocean. The Atlantic ; Is also relatively deeper ami io.-s ciicum- j be red with. lsl.,nls than tie l'acllic, j which has th-s higher ri lgs near its : shores, constituting what come is.t rs ; to th I'aclflc eonbt of An et tea have not Inaptly cnllod the "back I the werl ." whllo the wider slopes faco ihc narrower certii. i - to which, for tiii- reason, tho ; grettor part of the drainage ot the laud is pour- d. t The Pacific and the Atlnntio, though i both lr prvasitii.s cr fiattentugs ot the ' earth, aro d.fTei ont in age, character ani conditions ; and the Atlantic, ti.ottgh the ' smaller, is the elder, at.d lrom the geo logical point of vie, in some resj-ecta the moro important of the two. If our imaginary observer had the means ot knowlag anything of the rock i formations of the continents, he would notice that those bounding the North Atiantio are In ceneial of creat a;e. tome belonging to the Laurentlan ays- i tern. On the other band, he would j see that many of the mountain ranges ' along the Pacific are comparatively new, ! and that modern igneous action occurs. I In eonueotiuu with them. j Thus he ruiuht be led to l-elieve that j the Atiantio, though comparatively nar- j row, is an ol :er feature ot the earth's surface, while the Pacific belongs to more motloui tim"s. But he would note In connection with this that the o'dest rocks ot the gceat continental masses are mostly toward their northern ends, and that the bor ders of the northern ring of land and certain tidgos extending southwards from It constitute tho mo-t ancient and permanent e evalious of li.o earth's crust though now greatly surj sssed by moun tains of n.ore recent ao nearer, the Equator. An observer looking at the earth from withou. vtoi.li notice that tho ni.irins of the Atiantio and the main lines of direction of Its mountain chain- are north-east and south-west, and north west and south-east, as if some early causea had determined the occurrence of elevations along great circle; of the earth'a surface tangent to the polar circles. Sir W. Dawson. "' Makes a Cood Point. General Manager Callaway, cf the Union Pacific, in conversation with a reporter of the Omaha Republican, re marked that there are two kinds of railroad men and grievance committees. " The one is represented by respect ful argument, and is usually met with respectful attention and con sideration. " The other is represented by the big headed fellow who comes swagger ing into your office with his cigar at an angle of forty-five degrees in front, and hie tile at an angle of forty-five degrees behind. " Ue presents his ultimatums with great vigor and lack of dignity, demands an answer in twenty minutes, and, when he gets it in a twentieth ot the allotted time, walks off, remarking aa he recedes. 'That settles it. " The latter is the representative of brute force, and require to be dealt with on an entirely different basis from the man who respectfully presents his claims, be they reaeouabl or othei wi." .. Aclvortisingr Jint . The lar an4 rrllaMe nfrenlatton m the ?. Biua FaaaMAW commends It to tb. faro-ar.'. co Idnratlnn f adrarttiiers. wboe Mvorl will b 1B "d at tae following low ratal : 1 fnen. s tiraos 1 M J " Tnfntb 1 1 t months & 4 year a aa oowtha.... iji y ear. ............................... . le.fli 1 montbt .. a 8 I year lion col'n moDtba.... ten H " ( mnntbi -m no H 1 year HAry. S tnoBthi....... mnn 1 year mxo Bo1ne Item. Brt InserrinB 10 m,i i . reli W '-Ticnt Insertion hr. tt Una. AOm'TiFtrator and Exerator'a 5otlees t M Andlln,', ntlM, m Strar and rlmllar Notlcea l.aa fcV krtoiutton or prtreif1n of e-nvee . ,. or otSWy, anrf roawtinioiirmi Amgnrt In - " -"tn lion f any wmttrr of hmitrd or mdirtdua' r .ion s RiiTini oi an ainon near it inn elTV oaily execnted at lowed i rlcea. lo"ii'tr- "-rat it. 1 n 1 . APPETIZERS. A Wonderful Kwmtil.nea, Guilollard t kes a promenade in fha salon, in com puny with a young painter who has a picture on exhibition, which has lieen commended by the committee. "Show me," said the former, "your picture that Las secured honorubls mention." " There it is," said the artist "tor trait of a women." " Very, very fine as to execution," sid Guibollard. "but how the devd did you come to choose such an ugly model?" " Indeed, sir, this is my mother," re plied the artist, coloring, quickly. " Your mother!" xclHiiiied Guibol lard, with confusion. " Pardon, mon sieur, I am stupid. I ought to ba perceived it at a glance. You are aa alike as two peas I" From the French. The Paatnr'e Pap. A chorister of a country church lately made a sad mistake in the choice of tune, there lciiig a long slur in it, which came directly upon an unfortu nate word, which produced a startlint effect, namely: "With reverence let the saints appear. And liow-wow-wow lefoie tho 1-n.ril."" The clergyman's little wisaet pup, happening to catch the note, snng out bis treble pipe, started the sqnire's old Towser'a full bass, and in an instant the w hole oso of dogs set up such a chorus that Handel's hailstorm would have dwindled into ninstard-sewd in comparison. New York Journal. I fits nonhts IHape-lled. There's a rathor corpulent druramat whose route runs through Gardiner, and one day a friend of out (who did not then know bim)Kst In-side him at the table of the Sidney House, at Cap itol Island. He mailed for a piece of lemon pie, and when it was brought lo him said: " la this lemon pie, Mrs. Sidney?" " Yes," said she blandly, "it's lemon pie just like the other throe piece you've eaten." He laughed, and so did onr friend, but Lad no further doubts alwnt it being lemon pie. Gardiner (Ma.) Journal. e Dwdl.h H-niptnmi, Yasser," said old farmer Slikena, " thet loy Joshua Lcz bin to town two days, an' Tin denied f be don't black his 1mm its three times a w eek, stead o grenriu' 'em, and he wants mi to moke Lis shirU so they'll button Lind side Li-fore. "The other day I went into the born, and blamed cf I didn't ketch bim brushin' Lis tlothes with all the keel possible. " He's jist got to le an out an' oal dood." Merchant Traveler. Mill In Want. D Papers: "It is remarkable how tltrsc tailors do tako a man in." Bagley: "That's their business, my boy. lhey d it with their tape line." " No, 1 "don't mean that. 1 saw a sign the other day that n-ad: 'If von want a good suit, come in here. 1 went in." "Well?" " I still want a pood suit-" Phila delphia Call. How He Made Hlnurlt at Home. A Harvard professor and his wife weri guests at a reception in Ijondon. which had leen given in their honor. A hundred men and women had been invited by tho hostess to meet thm. But there were no introductions, and the Harvard professor amused Limself inring the evening bv talking t Li wife.: Harper's Weekly. A V-ratUe (Renins. Mand: "Mr. Allronnd is a sort ot universal genius; isn't he?" Malel: "Yes, Le is exceedingly clever. " Maud: " He is something of a lawyer and aomethinc of a musician. What is his profession ?" Maliel: "Well, the lnwyers call Lira a musician, nnd the musicians ctdl his. a. lawyer." Rambler. An Exact Calculation. Mr. "Blodgett (carpenter) : "Me, me! Mrs. Barton, what a big 'omen your lit tle girl's going to make!"' Mrs. B. : "No, Mr. Blodett. I be lieve she'B goin' to lie slender like ni ton remember I was jiortly when I waa her age." Mr. B. : " No no, Mrs. Barton; never. That girl, as large around as she is now, would have to prow tea feet to be as blender as you. L.fe. Why the l.ruirr Heated. "Why are you lying there doing nothing?" osked a in-tlestrian of a far mer whom he snw stretched at full length. " Because my lny-rake is a little out of sorts," was tin reply. Your rake a little out of sorts?' asked the other- " What ails it?" "It's cuttii g its lsiom-t-th." ruck. . a, The Certain Winner. Impudence m iv w in in a trial heat, but when the Kna fide race is run ability ia prettv certain to iocket th gate money. Chicago LeJgc-r. nrr Wedding Mrtld. A pious old lady recently act as wedding presents a pair of fiatirons, a rolling pin, end a motto worked oa car,Uoard reading: " Fight On." Bangor (Me.) Coa incrcial. . v- Hlnt to Marriageable Glrla. He: "Mis Elaa, do you play on the piano?" She: " No, 6ir; I can't play a single njte." He: " Elsa. I love you." The White Hobm Itaihw. ' "" The ono baby that is said to have been born in the White Hou was christened "Henry Walker," i now 4-J vears old, and lives in Montgomery Ala. His mother, a niece cf President Tolk. waa visiting her uncle when Henry waa born. " " A Clav Explanation. How did you come to fad down?" Couldu't iall lu any uihtr direction, couU If n U3 til) I!