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t j.aiil wr.htn the jenr.. i.ia
tiiitf outride f the county.
,.r tir w II e chrnrf to
'. the tvir" term. l 1
s,ie hi .lon't eonpalt their
in n Ktnw mt nnt ex
the 'ime fKjt1nir a- ttvn who
9 ,!i.-t!notl' umlorstooil from
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I;:o ti too Phorx.
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3 monvDiM
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Pn.mef ftem.frt tnrerUnn 100. pt line :
robsoqoent merUon . pr ,m-
AdmlnlMrmtoT fcnd Elevator WoU0i-.-
Auditor' Notion "
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Krioltifxm or prorwatny "7.1',,
(in f. obi mutter of hmxtd or ' """""
Jn. IiTii.i of all
osljeect2tl at lowest prlei. IKB iyr"
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2S?:ieneKta, Auto
l?o New,
'. C;r:i;a"3.
MACHINE CO.
812 Broadway, new lorn.
Far nway in Jersey,
Out d:oq a farm.
Lives a rustic beauty
PosseHsrd of every charm.
Hair like golden cobweb
Shining in the sun ;
Eyw the very d:LTkest,
Filled -with mirth and fun ;
Simplicity eo rural
Makes her doubly swoet,
From the hat she wears j
To her shoelees !eet.
When I saw her first,
With her winning srall,
It was near her father's farm,
Beated on tne atlle.
T powder nerer varies. A marrel ol jmrlty ;
r DKth and wboleftomeness. More econ mlo&l '
: n the ordinary kinds, and cannot te Sold la
i petition with the multitude of the lew test,
rt weight, alum or phosphate powders . Sold
ly in cam. Hotal Hakins Powdbb Oj..1"6
Hll St..Nw Yobi-
The next time that we met
It w as In the city.
Gracious, what a change!
Heavens, what a p.ty !
She'd drawn up her hair
Underneath hi-r hat.
And frizzed ner "'polden cobwebs,"
Only think of that.
Dr ssed up like a ligure
In a fashion p. ate,
Wlih a yellow pug !og
A dog that I do hate.
Her pa had come to " York"
To stay a little while.
Though she'b left the country
Still ehe's on the style.
Judge.
PYEmiA
AVERY
iiiinl fall
Ii tbe tnrvrt virulent form of blood-poUon
Ine. Leaa speedily fulal, but not cer
tatnly wo, U the Titistion of the blood of
which th flrat symptom : ro Plntples,
Btiea, lioils, and CuU: rom Ilrup
tiona. "heu tbo taint i ( ; i rof ulajrivea
warning of lt preeii-e bv siuli liidioationv
no time should bo Kst In imId Atkr's
SaBAaParilla. tho only i vrfect nod reli
able medicine for the pm '.icatioa of the
Wood.
SCROFULA
u
liAsriw Ti JitRS or
pi i . . n, s i i : i n; w. (ions,
TT-hcslc-a. Villa;! rists8,
?iLujLUND BUCKBOARD, t.'o. CI.
Is a fonl corrupt to :i in W.t
ent all tha liiacliiin ry
wtll exsdii-ate it frotu I'.a s
vent Its traniniun to
ATM'8 SAKKAi'Altn.I.A.
tion H r1.o the only
the blood of Mcmf '
taint of Contitiotw 1':
UhUbloni i.i i.itxlu "..
Mood that rot
life. 'othiai
ystni ai.d pr
"ot!'pr!ntt but
lliii prepura-
l.iat Wbl CIMIHl)
poison ami Ili
jnea. li:iovir-
ANEFslIA,
A 7
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- : IN-.-. .-!.'
A wret b -d condit? .ti l.i.'l
Slcln, Jluccid M-.u.-i
Nerres, und Mel i:wi;
svmplotn :vre Vi:.'. ::
I'xss ol ore Force, i;
jectioti. Its fourr, i
i:usvith!v to insunity i.r
fx-.-jjUcn'Jy KiitTiT fri.ns it.
r'n'i tiint." wlrlc pirif i'i
riohe-? It w1:h r.t-w italir.
the whole yien, ie
Sarscparilla,
PR et a kv.i I V
Ir. J. C. Ayer & Co., Jewell, Mass,
bold by a.U Diugi': 1'ricc fl;
b:x bottles foi :",
. s:! by rllil
e. Sh:itteret
:y. lt first
-i, I.;ina;uor,
, Vleutnl I)e-
!hcekt-i. leails
! atU. Wonva
'i h ) only nifili
; the Mood, cu
, and iaviguiil
Ti I 5!V:d OHM
li pffini la co:ap.-.jl wholly of
- .--I'll Itn''ii'vr'J. fach one I
Mm 11 i
na-M
r n.i -e i:io;:tl by tMe rn&ll-I j
VI . 'T --.n'i t. t.ou.e mi ponu "11 1 j
-j- : k"..ivn to mwiiailj
0.x. I'- . . l W.lhr. ; f Jll OTSTT C8JS O " ft 1
!irhr-,nl' f'ntrrh f orren nipt ion. B H
Nenrak,:a, ( hronic fthenma-
I abpt. Stone In the
bUiMer, Bright' Hiseaae, lys-
(tepiia. i.lvr Complaint and
Disrasf 9 of the Momach.
r:-?:st U out of ourpnph-
i Ii of I.ifo." or If -u Hi-el
a d e.ts.j n'-t meml .ti' d r
e alvi-rt cranH, address!
ri, S. B. lioruiiaa Co-f
j. io. 4-)i
MAN AL.T-J
'jr '.s
posit I rely
cunM 0uftli-
i;irrn eH. Hold by all t4
e (1 li r pr bottle; all lor
i.i tii;lish and German.
jib SELLER j
y CrTR I0O0DOO
EC TTLES SCLD AND
FiLS TO CURE C0UGHSXOLD9L
TMRCrA3ALLLUHaTR0UBlS
FACTS vs. PREJUDICE
Prejudice is hard to combat. It cannot be
overcome in a day. More than likely it wasn't
formed ha-rtilv. Indeed it mty have been
gradually 5trJ r.;;thpning its h. Id for years.
i'ot instance, - .nc folks believe Kheumatism
cannot he cured. Their fathers believed 90
Lefie them. So did their prandfathers:
Now, RHEUMATISM CAN BE
CURED, notwithstanding this prejudice,
but the trouble is to make pco;le thiuk so.
Th" only way we know to meet popular un
belief is to state the PLAIN FACTS, and
then present the POSITIVE PROOFS
that thry are farts. It is a f.-ct that the
RUSSIAN RHEUMATISM CURE
not only relieves but bauishrs Rheumatic
Pain. There is positive proof f it too. It
comes from those who have si.tYued untold
aony with Rheumatism and have 1 een com
pletely cured by this remedy. All who have
tried it bave had this experience. Sorr.e of
them permit us to print their testimony. It
makes quite a little book, which we send free
to any who are interested enough to ask for it.
A complete Russian Rheumati m Cure,
costs $2.$o. If mailed, ioc. additional. If
registered, ioc. more. You'll nevei need but
one, so the price isn't bigh. Who wouldn't
give $2.50 to get rid of Rheumatism ?
As yet it cannot b found at the ltorev but can be
hd only by tncloning the amount above, and
addressing the American Proprietors,
PFAELZER BROS. & CO.,
819 & Bit Markot St., Philadelphia.
B. J. LYNCH,
OXDKHTAKRU,
And Vanatartarer and Dealer la
HOME AND CITY MADF
FURNITURE f
?A?.ICH AM CSA2Sa SUITS.
!.0I7XGES, BRDSTHAOS.
TABLES, CHAIRS,
m KLKVKNTH A VKNTK
Jtrfwpeii 11h and 1 Tib st..
I t rV OO N A , A
TRUE AS STEEL.
The evening meal was just over at
Farmer Bolton's ; the big red fire was
rnked into a rud Jler blaze, and the can
dle were lighted.
Mrs. Dolion was busy at her house
hoi 1 labor s, and her husband, absori ed
la the columns o the city paper that
eome kindly i lghbor bad brought In,
wn 100 busy to heed the shouts of the
children at their play in tho big unfur
n.sned paiior beyond.
Suddenly t:e farmer laid down bis
paper, and pushed the steel ppec-acies up
on hi?s ioiel:-.';id.
- Vruia." said he, " bow would you
like to lo-io Kitu-n?"
" Loe Kr.ten !"
Tlie good woman dropped into the
dish-pan the blue plat she was
Wantlillj.
It' ten years since we found her on
our door-s-tep on a March moruin'," re
Bumed the larm-T, " and she's growed
up as stralghi imd beautiful ts one of
your whito lil.ea. I've always wondered
none of her folks didn't come for ard to
claim her, but they never did. It
would be. very hard to part with her
now."
' I'd e'en a' most as soon part with our
Robin," eaid the wife. But what
put that in your heud just now, A aph? '
Mr Bolton r anju-ttd his epeciaele -,
sought out the corner of the paper ne
had laot been reading, and slowly spelled
out the following pirugrapn :
INFORMATION WANTED of a child
came 1 Kttty Byington, blue-eyed, with
brown hair mid a lair complexion. Sup
posed t h .ve oeeti stolen or kidnapped
In tne nio th of March, is . The abovo
mentioned may be ldeniifi.'d by a m le
1 0.1 the 1 ft vi-'o v, und a oresoent-shaped
sear 011 the left hand. When abdueted
she wore a white dress, trimmed wl.h
embroidery, and a coiv.l necklace and
ariuiota. Any iuformailoii on the sub
ject, uddre-.ted to B B , No. ,
s reet, will be thankmily received
by her ur.rle.
"It s because I am so vory. very mis
erable, uncle." pobbed Kitten, hiding
her ace on herunele'a shoulder. I do
love Mr. Beverley, but I can't marry hiua
becau-e because-I am already en
eaired." My dear pirl, surely you attach no
im. ort.tnce to the child eh comp.ct en
tered into with the farmer's son years
proml-ed bim, uncle, and I must
not break my word."
But t: at was mere child a play.
Robin does not consider it so, uncle;
his l .st letter epeaks i f the time w hen
be shall come to claim me. Oh, uncle,
If 1 m iffht onlv die lirst!"
" Katherine. you surely will not sac-
rlrlen vnuiself with till the beauty, taU
I enta and aex-omplishments that you pos
sess', to Le the wife ol a country bump-
' kin."
I I have promised him, uncle.
J "You have not even seen him since
you were both cuilren."
" But w have corresponded, uno e."
! " Katheriue, thia is lule iolly, an exag
;erated idea of duty, to refuse Bever
ey boeause of this child's com;aot."
' "I have promised, u .cle, and unless
; he himself roieaaCJi me, I shall adhere to
. my word."
'May I write to him, my love, and
put the case?"
"If you like, uncla; but I know hla
na'.ure better than you do. He will nev
er K'iye uie up."
At ail events, the experiment Is
worth tryi g."
So Mr. Byington wrote a forcible letter
to Robert Bolton, presenting his views,
and patiently u wailed the answer.
J 1 came at last, brieiauu uecisive. an.
Bolton declined to release Mis Byb.g
toii liom her ngaement and would
come to town to claim her liually tut?
next Wedueoday,
' You confess, yourself, that you do
love me, Kitty?" '
"Id. love you !"
"Then why are you doaf to my en
treaties. "
"1 am pledged to another, Mr. Bevorley.
Do no, Btr.ve to tempt me to break tuy
word. His parents weie my friends
when I wus altogether fr.eiialeHS. ills
devotion lias never failed me. should
I shrink from rewa;- dug him now?"
The next day as Ki.ten tat trying to
read, a servant brought h-T the card of
" Mr. Robert Boltou."
' He is in the parlor, ma'am."
K:tteti rose and went down.
Mr. Beverley stood leaning against the
mantel.
' tiood morning. Miss Byington."
"Good morning, Mr. beverley. I I
was looking for Mr. Boltou."
" lie :s hc.e."
Kitten glanced around the room with
a puzzled uir.
' WU-lVr '
lie took both h bands with passion
ate en ' 1
"Mv K. 'en! ray precious little one!
i :.at s K: ten, sure
latc-d Mr-. Bolt. n.
fltl7en "f 'Hmrl 'mn'T " "
! ' porch e '" f " N 111
.rrrm .re r"l f'l"11' 'nr'f 1
. , '..re Mvl'. ..In..r
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tr if
i rl' 1 It"" -'r
PAT
PARKER'S
t'X " f 'r f aTorfte for drowlr.ar
- i " u-'-d j,eenuiaj lmlniir.
, f.- iaii.1 t I lain I ........
Masai
Oi tu.t ed t:d s-1 rj Tf 7 hi K ly r. v
fpnded to for JriODKRA TK FEES'
Our ffi-e 1 opposite th IT. S Patent Of
fice, and we can oMin Plent In is time
rt an tbos remnti- f mr" WASfTTOT')-
MODEL OR IKAWl.y
We ad
f cbrp '
Cure you ran ow,
te kiu.wn for ConNani)tltD. 16
.. I bll 'Jljrtlr. of tu htorruvh,
lt'.ay, trinnry (lian, mud
:-a. Th f.blm sad Bi'-L. .rniir
., ami aluwty driftlnif towards
iiw. rw.Ttr th rt r hulth l.v
it In Hujo Sou hf aU ItukziU In
i..oa
Send
... .ia,,t.,hl''tr fr.
xo char- uxles ta test
1.1 SECCRED.
r.f-r here, to th- P(vd.mfter.
. . r f g Ar l);e
..ftbeU S P'tnt Office For clrrn'iT. art-v'r-f
trnr and rt.fetei.c-. to act lit I client
n nur own S'ate or County, write to
enough '." ejacu-
But s' e ha '. i:
corals t'n. and the en.bro;d'-:y ln'l uli
been tore off her dress."
" Likelv the rasoals did that that
stol-her "awav. Anjhow. itmu6tbeour
K.tten. But "why didn't they advertise
for her before?"
Mrs Bolton shook hr head.
I'm sura I don't k ow. What do
you s'pose we ought to do. busbsnd'r"
Farm.r Boltun rose and opened the
door, calling :
" Kitten Robin you've played long
enough ; come in, r.o."
Robert Bol on, a handsome bright-eyed
boy of thirteen, bounded in, lollowed by
a pretty child of eleven.
Come here, Kl ten," said the farmer,
s.nd ahe came to his side to hear
for the first time the whole story of her
life.
"And now. Kitten," eaid the oil
farmer when he had flntshi the tab-,
i ring me the ink-bottle and a fiesn
quill, i.n l a sheet of bliie!-line l pap-r."
Father, what are ou go ng to do.' '
" I'm g' ii'g to write o your folks,
child. I ain't no right to keep th-j.r
treasure back from 'em, though it
should break my old hoari. to part w ith
the it le one I have learned to love so
dearly."
"I won't go to them ! I won't ! I won t !
I won't !"
" Kitten 1" remonstrated the good far
mer's wifa
I love you !" exclaimed the child. "I
will Stay with you. I'm going to be
Robin's little wife, and I won t leave
him."
But if It Is right that you Bhou.d go.
Kitten?"
" i don't care I don't care. I will
btay with ou all !"
When Kitten wa fa t asleep in I ed,
with the t nrs yet glistening on her eye-laahe-,
and one. hand the crescent
shaped scar ou. lined upon it lying on
Uie cover.ct. Farmer Boltou got ou the
iuk-bott.e. and the fresh qui 1, and a
sheet of blue paper, ;nd wrote the 1 t
er to B B , No. street.
" For it's our duty, any way you can
fix it," suli the farmer.
By tho ry ne.xt tram, alter the epis
tle had reached the far-off tliy, a
lal. gentl" man came donn to Bo. ton
lain, totl-liu hi9 little treasuro.
I have passed riearK all my life
abroad," he said, " and it a- no., until
my ictt'.ru hoiLe, a few in out lis oince,
mat I 1 arno-i by tome accident t lia. a
ciue mil m.ght "be gaiuod .o itie wh. re
toouis of u:y i lpiuiii niece. I had litt.e
hope of ever se- ing l er again, wiu-n I
Ucerted tl.Ht advertisement, and you can
tancv my del.,ht w.eii your letter
readied me. I am alone in the world,
and p olo call mo riou ; now, indeed, I
leel that I am so iu very trutti."
At tiifet Kitty Byington " Kitten,"
as she was i ailed by her farmhouse
lrieui.s t-leadiastly refused to accom
. ... ki i ......
banV Iiei UI.CIO IU numo
I a V. . r! !! d'.on !"
Y, i. Mr. Beverlev?" '
"Yes. 1 mys-lf. Kitten. I .larel no
c'.;m your hand until, u!i'!ei' anotb.er
name. I h vd won your heart You ti ive
been t uo to me truer t!i:.n l!a: any
rig. t to hope. My darling, will on e
mv l.U'e wife now, iu very truth?"
"Half an h) r afterwards, wh-n Mr.
Byington came in. Kitten rjn to him, all
Stmie and ea1 s.
"Mr. 1 e. ley?" he sad In sur rlsi.
glaneing f: his niece to h'TCotr.pauion.
"No, uncle, it isn't Mr. Beverley, it is
Robin, my old love, Robin, and and j
atn so happy."
Farmer Bolton and his wife came up
to the w. dding, and were the happiest
old people in the world, except Mr.
Byington.
"Now, aren't you glad you stood by
your oid lover. Kitten '' demanded Robin.
Animal S. irita.
The fox terrier la always readier 'or a
walk than his master, and generally en
Joys himself moie thoroughly on tne
way. His natural g dt .3 swifter than
man's, ad all animals of whom that
can be said have a great advantage n
the amount of leaaure w hich they de
rive, or ought to derive from the use
of their limb-.
The glory of rapid motion which wa
can only begin to realize on the box
se it of a coach, or In the mov ment of
skating, mu-tbe something much more
intense to the chamois or the white
headed ea.-ie.
Constantly, throughout the animal
world, we notice that del.ght in the use
of m.scle and limb wnicti in man scarce
ly survives h s majority, but which lo
them lasis far into ma. urlty.
We are accustomed ununnsiously to
recognize t .eir prer give iu this re
spect when we apply ti.e phrase " animal
spirt s " to a boy who is full of life and
energy, and who enjoy a run over tho
hills on a breezy day. The Nlueteenta
Century.
Place Wli if TTiey Am Made by tho
Million, anil me 7 ' "
There ar-, I have been told, btu three
tootht-ior. f t'e; orios in the United States.
One of tncm is loaned at Belmont, Aile
g v couTitv. New Yoik, just on t. e edge
ff the town aud near the banks of the
Oeneiiw river.
In going over mott factories one is gen,
erally ushered In at the wrong end ; that
Is wnere the completed work la ready for
shi .ment. This faotory was no excep
tion to the rule, but I will take you be
lo.v stairs first and we will theu work up
ward gra iually.
The factory makes two articles . I
commerce. toothpicks, as already stated,
aud ail'iniett-js, or lamplighters. To
conim-uc i at fustpriucip.es.
W started iu th-s basement, and after
exploring the engine room beto k our
evtw to where tu woodwoik was in its
f.r-t stages. We ;oud iu tuis seooni
1 loom piles of circular ulocks of wooi
aixmt sixteen inc es In diameter by er
haps Hie in thicKness. TnUwodwas
, ' i.ard " and "soft " maple and pine.
S 1 liese are put into a revolving aia, hin
; vhn'n str:D, he u of their bark; tney
are then sent up to the hrst floor. Heie j
thev are agaiu put inL.. auotlier revolving ,
rji'Ciune wi.ic i outs iliom into hue strips
whicii are ti.en cut Into the nxiu red .
shape f r toothpicks.
lne " picks " are dropped out at one
fcid ; wniio the reluse fans from the other I
into a -haft and is carried down to tne
b s tueut and euusequently used for
tiring. Some are rouud. some square.
Xui, ilttie machlue which makes them
appears 6iui,e enough to.hj uuinitited
tut iu real.ty is huilo comp lcatod, con
tain. ug, we ure informed, several uuaUred
knives.
In.-se Sinall articles of after-dlnn.-r
Service are then taken up to the hecond
story, wnere ttiey are kpt In a heaie-I
room until s-ufllc-i .-ntly dry for packing.
Dece4.Jii.g to t e first floor for we
have followed our mluiature guide up-
stairs and d ,wn we entur a room where
several girls and women and two or tin e j '
boys are at w. rk. j
Ui.e girl we find stamping thin paste- :
board boxes witn a press and th n fold
ing lhee boxes b . band wltn a rapidity
imposslb.e tj be followed by the eye.
Tne experienced lingers grow very rum
ble. On the other side of the room girls
were sorting and arranging j icks " and
putting ti.eui In boxes. Tne work was
executed with an alertness only acquired
through long prac .ee.
The plan ol arranging them In bundles
preparatory to b;.i:i is this: From the
large heap la trout draw a smal.er quan
tity, yet several times larger than the
proposed bundle. These little sticks lay
at " sixes and sevens " as confused as the
most co .ttary pile of jack u raws. Tha
first motion is to d aw the phe toward
the worker, the second to draw the
bauds across the pile laterally and
c:.rry on any offending eticiis that lay in
their way, aud .hen close in the pile as
tue third uiotlou, again scattering and
arinmg. Reiterating these mo Ions
wuh more or ies var.at on soon brings
order out of chaos, aud the pile grows
beautifully le-s as compact, neat bundles
assume tne deaired shape and propor
tion. They were tiien qu;ckly boxed and
thrown aide ready for the market.
Iu the manufacture of the allumette
the wood was cut into long strips of wo
different widths, four nd a half Inches
for the nar ower, and a-i I remember
about e ght inches for the wide, and a
t. ,riv-seco::u of an luh ..
Tiio were ,h--n nung .i o s in
a dryln-iooui, and the or.iped, rib. ben
like effect of ti.e room was very reay.
Tney werenfterward put by the quantity
into a cu'ting machine, attended by a
boy, whence I sued the useful allunietUa
ready for bundling and boxing.
Tins factory is not only one of tha
" sights " of Allegany couuty, but l .ded
of New York State, lor, to I he Let of
my bel.ef, it Is the only one la New York.
Rocheeiter Union.
Horn ly Vourn Who Hair Parts o' Tli'lr
Fc a I "ken, B ie IeTlei Compen.a
tloa for tbe tosok of Pbyale. 1 Fcli
Uooa. ' However," said the photographer,
t started out to speak of the recent
waking up of the plain women of the
world to the value of the eccentric- in
posing before the camera.
"I speiak of actresses became they have
the most original ileas, and cany them
out feailcs9ly. Here la the proof of a
picture of a hopelessly Inferior-looking
woman who is starring in the West whh
her own company and making a great
deal of money.
"She fully appreciates the value of a
photograph as an advertising medium,
and as her own face pur , simple, and
unadorned wi 1 never craze the popu
lace, she has hit upon the cheme of
6bowing only a part of it et a time.
" Here are tbfoe of her designs."
The hrt represented a roguish and
grinning face with a mass oi tanioq ,
hair, two rows of white teeth, and a j
barely perceptible dimple. The face i
looked out from between two curtains j
which were d: awn down on elth r side of .
It, meeting beneath the ctiln.
There was so met ing so frolicsome j
and gay about the wholj expression that
one smiled Involuntarily on looking at it. i
The eff.-ct was further heightened by the
contrast of the faces on curtains on
either side.
Two faces were woven into the cur
tains, and both of tuem were as s.d.mn
and gru. si me in expression as it Is pos
sible to imagine. They were not very
Uist.nct, und tney serve i ailm rably to
give euop aMS to the Jolly facj that
looked out .rm between th in. i
The second photograph represented a ,
BSCtion of a i oard fence. ':
Roughly paint, d on two planks weru
tha words, "An. ttiero!' and through a
' fcig prack between the boards could bo
seen one eye, an eyebio, ami a part of
the uo.58 oi the actre s.
I There was something extremely wide
; awake and i. rtfui anoui the eye, and the
nose was wrinkled so .hat it had a de-
cidedly " lougu " vpn-ssion.
Altogether uie oddity of the pic ure
would cause people l look at it twice
before luru.ng away.
The third and last of .be series of pict
ures was by all odds the best of tue
three.
It repress ted the head and neck of
the actiess r.siug out of the sea.
One might b s excus -d for thinking
that she nad juat swa. lowed a lot o. salt
water, for the .aca fainy splutt. red wi h
excitement. Tne moutu was drawn
uown, the eyes opened to the full -l ex
tent, aud the long ..ud st.lngy iiair bung
over t'ne wet lace.
tveiythiug was dripping wet, and the
whole appearance o. tne face prepared
one for tue Lloou-curdii. g shriek which
women bathers of a mo. e boisterous so.t
usually give vent to a. er Uiey have beu.i
forcibly do us si uuuer the waves at Coney
Island.
"These three pictures." eaid th.i
photographer, handling them carefully,
"will auver.ise tiie original from ouo
end of Am- rica to tiie other.
"The photograph as an advertising
medium is. Comparatively speai. g, a
receut lJea, but It is, nevertuiless, e. or
mousiy effective, ..ud . grj.a uiore m-
portam everj- yPar.
"Ji'ow t: at pla n women have got
statted in this Hue, there id nole..iug
where t:.ei; ingenuity will stop, for tney
see the !! poriauce of catcni g tne pub
lic eye, and, as I eaid before, it t the
I iit.1i-iv.-1v on"s of earth's wo:iian-.in-l vho
pus c- the greatest amo-i t ol oiigii.al
Ity and bruins." N. Y. Sun.
A Dan trou and Sudden I -c ise
We An All Lmlilr.
Vertigo i from a Latin word that
means to turn. It denotes an ailment
chard c crized by a su t .en fooling of
dizine-s and at time- by actual falling.
Sometimes surrounding objects seem to
.he person att ick -d lo w hirl round,
or the floor or ground t rise up.
The faot that vertigo is often one of
the e r.ior symptoms of apoplexy fre
Ciuently til a t. e person wi h lerior
lest that deadly disease may be impend
ing. But iu the majority ol c uses it has
uosuch sni ic-ince, not even as indicat
ing a lendeiiojr.
To mi st arsons, standing or walking
seems a very slmtde th.ng. O.i the con
trary, it Is a very complicated one, and
requ,r-s the concu.r. nt action of dif
ferent nervous ceu'.ros. A disturbance
of their harmonious co-operation at once
throws u. off our baiance, producing the
Sensations above indicated.
One form of vertigo a very persistant
fori;- is iuo to irr.iatioa of certain
Cervfts witliiu the inmost chamber of the
ear, the to-called lai.yriiith. This was
wh -i D. an Swift tufleied from eo long,
and, to .he i'i:y. ieians of bis day, so un
accountably. One ol its rympUims is
temporaty ueatnes-. This distinguUhes
it no ii ail o.her forms.
Anotm-r form con euts it-elf ri.ainly
with tne ey . Of this kind 1- the fee.lng
of giudii.ess, which i-ome people have
when, being ou a tram at rest, another
train s owly pas-mg deceives them in
the idea tn'at it is tiieir own tram which
has b. g n to n.ove. The giddiness oc
curs at tl.e niomeut when tue false and
true sensations become coufused to
gether. In the case of the near-sighted, the
lnteinal muscles of the eye often being
uuduiv trained in tu.-ir effort to con
verge the eye s ;fllc:ently for lhe',
near owe
y -T
Uia
re-
APPETiZEHS.
Why He Waa Slow.
" Hello, Uncle Boggy," sai 1 a
. 11 nAjrr. .
tisnro. (ieking lo aai out
he overtook in the straet.
walk faster an' not let me pass y
way :" , ,
-Hole on er minit." the tdd v
oua-td. Y.-r've se-exl er man t
eak o' co'n. hain't yer?
Oh
' A n ver s
sack, I s'poze?"
' I f-ho has."
' "Ah. hah, an" didn' yer alias notice
datdeu.au hut am' got nothiii iu 1
sack walks faster den de sne dat a got a
tull eack ?"
l l is, m u,
" Tfa.l, yt.se'f's one o' dem iT;n
Ttnii er lonr. f-ou
t.n
vas, s.s?i. . . .
seel er man toUn r empty
Kid
fur
l-
yer alu't'got weight ruuff on ye; et-o .l
ders to bol' yer onde grounV Ai au
saw Traveler.
8o Very Kind.
k rarsruml n.rn uatntanOS of Oiira C
It
n't
invart-
OoW-
t old
Oi J
6tand the smell of tobacco.
ably gives him a headache.
He was on the rreet t ar, and
V- V.t- ha sI.Im ttsls snioLil e a v.
pipe.
"My tr end." paid the t arson.
pipe maks me sick.
The cowbov took the pipe out f his
mouth, wiped the mo-tiii looe o.rr!ul.y
on his pants and holding it under tu
Bufferer's nose, sal l :
"You kin smoke, stranger, until I get
off the kears. 1 je-t know bow jo.i fveb.
It aiwayo makes iuv i-vl tick &
feller smoking wfcf-u T e lelt my pip at
Lome. Vesiern Lxchang.
M W OI
, .MuaeniT clva way, when
the eyouahs turn out aua the leaers run
into each other. This is accompanied
by a feeling of g.ddiuess, eyiache, head
acte and som times nausea.
A ti.ird foim cou ects itself with some
slight ili.-oruer of the stomach, and eo
cuts most olieu when the stomach is
euip y. Tnere is a sudden swimming i:i
tho i.ead, objects tcem to revolve, tind
tho perso.. lotturs uud perhaps fal.s.
due fou. th loim 1 - pureiy of ueivous
orig.u, an . is d e to nervous exhaustion.
It may be caused by Intellectual over
strain, long continued anxiety, physical
exee es, er tiie Imiodeiate use of to
bacco, alcohol, or tea. Elevated posi
tions may braig ou an atUiok. It rare
ly results In actual falling, but oflener
In tue feeling of being about to tall.
Youth's Oompan.ou.
Tneclentlflc Way f Iraliug with Hnahea.
Dr. Benjamin Sharp, the nat iral.st,
claims to have eaUiblish -d the tnct fiat
the eyes or po.ouus suakas have dl.p
tical " pupils, while n tiie harm;es
Species, they are circular.
He..Cefort!i. ge .tie read.-r, wh l vt
tak vour w.iits nbiead, and a snasie
crosses your pith, d..u't (;. fr.j.: let "J
and ruu Wat. ui.td begets tie ir vtiotiU
to nee the wiul.-e of Ids ey. s.
If the upiis ale circular, you Uvi no
need to fly; and il they should b - eil!
tioal wny, t,.eu it would be too late tJ
run.
Heuce .t will l e s.-eii that the scj. n
tific is tbeoiiiy sensible manner ed deal
ing with snakes Boston Trsni:pt.
Marriage In tbeCnltJ States.
In no civilized land U wedlock con
sidered so lightly, or so rashly perpe
trated, as it is In this. We are to veiy
free here that our freedom la apt to be
exc ssive, to run Into license. We are
ttili enj ying the advantages as well as
pa. lug some of the penalties of a now
country.
In oid countries marriage, exeept
among the peasant class and the veiy
poor and ignorant .n cities, is looked
upon wph befitting gravity. Among
the rich, tiiedistinguif bed and hetitledit
is i.ke'y to le arranged; to be viewed
fiom other points than inclination and
Eeutime'it-
lu Eniilai.d these are not uisregarueu
l, ut t ..-. arp not oermi ted to
unu..e weight, being always
It Could Uan Bern Done for I-e-
A well-known lawyer once c r:u-. ii:t.i a
room where Judge Lake and everal
cthe 9 w-re MateJ. He was i . t n a
good tf-ni.rr, and they a k d t i n h-it
the matter as.
Weli.l defeui'-ed a fellow for mu. 1 r.
He was convicted. I took l ira to ihe
bupreme Cvjurt, back again, to: lie u
prine Court .- gain, and the Supretue
Cour. confirmed the judgment and gavs
hi.u ten years. 1 charged Lim l.1"10.
Lake, do you think that wms t-J
much '"
Wed. said J .idge Lake, " I thick ha
might have l e -n convicted for ie-s.
Sau Franc. sco Chronicle.
have
SUboldl-
: a-
1 r
I
ool
wov
any
The IhirVey'a Four Whe.
beard eentieman ask
a gentleman
r-t man the other
d take l rovlded he
three things be
n n old
ay wna: ne
could l.ave
ould wish for.
:.J--t of tho
i. e-. young me:i a d wom-ei
. ryoody know, veiy ii tli
CUolCO. liV KKUiila'l
I
que-i-
mad-
tetter
and I
lit. le
the
,nd to ofticialu
'I I
HVflW At CO.,
Ha.hlnrl""'. '
H ! f i D E R CO R SS3 S T.
'n!-Jtet and bfit eln, for trn.
' 'a! Iousm, 4n H i nd..r tti Ir fir-u-il.l,
lilvmw.tMl.lc YnkUM
li i .:.Sro -r r.s L-ur-s hn everythliiir
'lallA 1.-...I U., I-
I '
V 1HCK. ATT'inVFT-IT-l
'.henflr ' Office In WMfnur
r ia n-t n.r.i ermr'"'"
nnerof leiral hn'inem attended
,nrf rllf.ii ..t a .peclattr.
T
tm a!.l.c-r.
fin-14 -t
PATENTS
'"'"M f r f'iiiffin, CavwtK. 'i;"lw
t T t:-K ( ;..t, . S!.v a K-u..-
1 ' :J. . 7 , I C. :! H ! il
' I 1 j ... j' vx f(- : . f.
' ' " V ;. , ni i- ' I
. In . -C , it ! J
' ' . r ; t. .r.
m itil f.fw
' - it'.r A miT
' ; ..Mil,"' ll.MliiC
o.
ljms ovl."" - ,..;i,,;H
feJb.-w (.rnr.ii Nur.ery. 1 -tr.t.li-HC.1
i T; V. ,V T. l ITII. 0'-r.11ij-a,
1 love my lather ana mo. her
than I do you." the persisted,
ha e promised to be Robin's
wife."
But the persuasions of her friends at
length succeeded iu overcoming her ob
jections, and Kitten was taken away.
You'll forget us all wnen you are a
fine lady. Kitten, ' said Robert, as he
kissed her good-by o.
I nevti. never will forget you,
Robin," sobbe i the girl. " I'll be your
wl.e j i.st the same, see If I'm not."
And these were Kitten's last words.
You must forget 'em, my boy," said
the farmer afterwards, when Robert
Bol .on referred to them. "She'll be
richer and grander than ever yo x can
i. w , an i it Isn't ii ....... i ,,, ...
-.v . iv ;mi line porcelain s:. nl. i mine io'
t t ' her
K belt Bolton was onlv a !oy, but he
never forgot Kitten's last words.
Jobn Chinaman aa a Barber.
"Now come and get shaved by my
Chinese barber," said my fr.end, and a
few minutes later we enured the " ton
sorial paiaoe " of Seo Chung, at 22 Mott
street.
This, to the uninitiated, is even a more
novel experience than to dine at a Chi
nese re tauraiit. I doubt If th re is any
barber in Boston who would understand
how to use such an assortment of razors
as See Cnuug keeps on haniL
First, the C.lnese barber lathers the
faoe of his customer with a tooth brush,
and then i e goes at the beard wl.h a
broad short-bladed raor, set In its handle
like an ax.
After scraping away with this Instru
ment for awhile, he changes it for a
much nai rower ai d lighter blade, until,
when he comes to shave tne nose a d
the inside of th j cars, he use-s a thin
flexible bit of finely tempered steel,
which is only aboui. as broau as a tooth
pick. I will confess that it makes a novice
a little bit nervous to have this gl tier
ing little piece of keen steel go waggi ng
aboui. the delicate tissues and fibres of
the ears and nasal organ, but If you did
not See it, you would never know that
it was being used upon you, so 1 ght Is
the touehof the artist who is manipulat
ing it. Boston Herald.
U.-1 MTtnr. OR. SCOTT'S
ns.1 1 tUnii Electric cor
...nnl- lrM t,, ll.'Hie !k--
v.. , .-t. ouicK le. Irrri
S.ia-a.'U.)ii rurani..;".
842 Brcsdwav. ntn
rj iriren.
Y&RK.
I wi-h
to like his;
finest y o
" 1 OO
BviiiKtfi'
lb, .:
h :" ! r rr h
yo-i i ould make op vour mird
ii. Kn'.'iorin.. He is one of the
t. ir.i-n I know."
like dm, uncle," said
I'ear. v. by do you
narked coldnv.? ai
Kitty
troat
Li re-
Optlonal Civilities.
Optional civilities, such as saying to
ones iiif-rior, "Do not stand without
your li.it," to one's equal, " Do not
ris.-, I beg- of you," " Do not come out
in the ra.ii lo put me in my carriage,"
na.ur.iily occur to the kind-hearted, but
. li- y may i e cu tivated.
A l.ust.ind in F:a..ce moves out an
caii -c.i ir for h S wife, and sets a foot
tj 1 f rmoiy lad.. He hands her tne
n:o Ring paper, he brings a shawl if
tnere is danger of a draught, he kisses
her hand wnen he comes in, and tr.ej
to mako himself ugree.iblo to her
in t lie matter of these littlo cptional
civilities.
It has the most charming effoet upon
all domestic i'e, and we liud a curio is
allusion to the politeness observed by
Freiieh sons towards their mothers and
fataers In one of Molleres cotneiios,
wheie a prod. gal son observes to Ids
father, who conies to denounce him:
" Pray, sir, lake a chair, you could
s.ool'1 me, so much mora at r ir cavts if
ye -u uci j seatod." ' . ,
Aba.ltLg: the Cat Saianoe.
A New York newspaper gives the fol
lowing account oi tne ingenious devica
adopted to stop the nuinance, by ayou .g
feliow whose sleep was broken by the
vocal perfoi nances f cats.
" The neighl.ortiooJ in which, the
youn man lives Is one of those mo-t
abounuing iu cats. Allowing three cats
to each household In several blocks
around, it is e climate. t that there is a
contingent remainder of several thous
and cats, w ithout ow ners or homes, wiiu
disappear mysteriously m daytime, but
gather in the b. ck yards and on t. e g .r
oen fences aud arbors aud snado ire s
In that v omiiy a. Ctgh , to interc:iai.se
their v lews ou the current topics of too
tlay, exercise their voCai accomp.isu
ments and indulge in tree lights.
"The young n an fas c-i.ed on the top
of a fence a bourd wid enough for l..e
stringing upon it iu p. rai.e lines of six
wires connected w .tu a ctrong galau.c
battery ta his room.
" Tue Uiard was a tempting otie for
cat promenades, but tne wires wero c
una. ge-l that it was not possible for i.
Cat to walk over t. em liliout louc uig
two at once and genii g a pow- rf u. el c
iric snock w hen u.e sw.tcn key turned
ou the curreut.
' The tirst two cats that had the sx
perieu e got it og t er, and went up
iu tne air with a simluiueoui howl oi
pain and terror. '1 ney claw d thv at
mosphere while flying, but wheu tli.
lauued in the yard lay .or x tun m -...en.
8 i:8 if li.ey were paraly e. 'in
tiiey got up, shook ti.eii paws ae if ti.
mg Ueu, and, Willi ami hted looks a .
arrund, fctelo quiotly .roca s.giii tui..
heriug.
" Next a big t.'ra o-it was allowed to
g.t on the miudle of the bouru, w oie
l.e sat down on his hunehes, looked .. t :
the moon, and began h.s favotite ana.
lie got the current solidly .nd went up
liae a rocket teveral feet, giving vent to
a blood-curdLng yell as he lie.v.
No more was neard from Mm that
night.
"Mary more cats were fired of? tne
f nee then and on succeeding nig. .Is,
u.i ta it is bel.eved that every one about
there knows how it leels.
" It only Btartled tt.em Into temporary
sllenoe, without Injuring tnem, and
couid not be called ciuo. at all, but it
has evidently giveu rise to a belief
among them that th.: fen. e Is haunted,
and now they w n. not go near It. Emu
In day 11, ue tliey look upou U with manl
iest apprehensi .i.'"
The Stenocrapher Mat et D oopltif .
" It woud be a kln'iness to many
poor g.rls and boya, " sal l an old t-hort-nand
writer, "If the fact, could be
printed that tiie supply of stenographers
is largely .n excess of the demand.
' ie.courag-Hl by the comfortable sala
ries wh.ch tome skil ed stenographers
arn. thousand. literally ihousauds of
boys and girl- m Chi. ago have studied
or are studying shorthand. Not many
f ihetn ci.n in pu to get .-ituaiions.
"Tho fact should al o be published
that the t-o-caile -. ' sch ois of stenogr
pny ' In this ai d other c.ties, which ad
vertise that tht-y will secure pood situa
tions fi r all of tnelr s-ruduates, are delu
; plon and Miurt-s. Their main purpose
i1 is to get the aspirant started, get his
money, give him a smaller. ng of short
hand, and the., turn him out.
" No reputable bus.ness college or
schf 1 agrees to seen re positifTas for its
, ptip;:. " fTJijicago iier-i.d. . .
Humboldt'! Man I nr.
Tho case of the lat mad King Louis
of Bavaria revived the very ct i
tion an ta where reason ends and
riftss begins. Apropos of tht dlsoussion,
a French paper tells a story.
During om o,18 vWi,9 to Taris,
Baron von Htimooicn. expr.'ssw. iG ..S
friend. Dr. Blanche, the distinguished
a'uthority In matters concerning Insan
ity, a iiesire to meet one of his patients.
" Nothing easier," said Dr. Blanche.
" Come aad take dinner with me to
morrow." Next day Humio'dt f-vmd himself
seated at the dinner-table of the famous
alienist, a company with two unknown
guea s. O: e of lh(-m. who was dressed
iu black, with white cravat, gold-bowed
speotacies, and who had a smooth lace
and very bald head, sat with gieat grav
ity ti.rotigii the entire inner.
ne was evidently a g -ntleman of un
dou texl manners, but very taciturn.
He bowed, ate, aud sa.d not a word.
The other .uest n the coutrary, wore
a gre-at shock of hair brusue i wildly
iiito th air; his si abty blue coat was
buttoned askew his collar was rumpled,
and ihetnda of h a crazy nectie float
ed over his shoulders. He helped him
self ate and chattered at the same time
Story u,on stoiy did ti.l- incoher- nt
person pile up. He mixed the pa t
with tne present llew from swedenborg
to Fourier, from Cl opatr.t to Jenuy
Llnd, l.om Arc uuoaes io Lamar .ne,
and ta.ke i politico -nd luerut-iio ai tha
same bream.
At tne dessert Humboldt leaned over
and "hi?Pred iu his host's ear, g.auc
iug at the same .line at tu. laulastio
p. isonage, whoee discourse was etiil
ruuning on :
i am very much oblige! to you.
Your maniac has .reaiiy amused mo."
" My mani..o i" said mo doctor, start
ing back. "Why, .l.at isu t lhema..iao.
It s tne o.her one. '
"What! itio one who hasn't said a
word ? "
Certainly."
" But who in the world can the maa
be who has taiked to is fashion ail tue
while.
" That 1 a Balzao. the lamous novelist,"
ii. r r. .: . S. a.n, I
I'.UiO, !! si
h'SVC, M-
i f hi. v 111 ei I ul
not t.eoause they wtsa to be. b.tbeca u-e
their parents and oUel kindred w.U
have it so.
Affection and sympathy are general. y
iunored; those if thought dee-irable.
w i l C "ie
. in...-.-
h i ve
th.y
t tlio
but
gieat
to be
i : .i.irKy rep.ld :
v. ci de fuss tir.g I lane a
fi'ty-.lv 1 r i:: n. ney; den a Hue ei-t' of
cl tt.e-". sua n -t a burrel ' riov
I'en. bvis,-- he 0-B ir-;-'
let n.e make another w " '.i yol
-o i a uie lour
.'CS
Times.
w-a!skey.' Eesrmaa
it is as. prt.sJ ' ""
-j
i8. af.tr te un-on, wi.gn '
become a.ijust d to one a in I
snoulo. not be cxi'ectfld bi -fore.
hey
- ar ;
Nv
hpp ne-s d iLe yo .ng couple,
some poiit.cal advantage, some
fortune, some valuable all anoe is
tee .red.
The Latin races carry their peculiar
notions .o aa eitrerae ihat seems mon
strous to us. Ihev appear 10 sell their
woiueu in the open market, and fcty le the
luaraet matrimony.
Our eomiiibial customs on the other
hand the social freedom of our gills,
the recti. essuoss with which we marry,
dis ia ning every kind ot piudence In the
name oi love are past their compre
hension. They demand Solid guaran
tees lor tne future of matrimony; wo
demand nothing but the w.ll, or fancy,
or whim or a ooy and girl aocep.ing it
as a permanent and 6acred passion.
We are shocked at their w ay ; they '
are am axed at ours. N. Y. Star.
In'llDR Valnablo Aul.tanr.
" What a tr;!y good woman the Rv,
Mrs. Whifyth. k-r Is," remarkM a (rn
rv;erriu to ti.e w.fa of a t-b-
Ln le miu.'r-4 "i th -
met a IadT of u ore cTT.4"-?tan? v ?rth:
S.ie ruu.-,tbe cf treat iielp 10 r OU'haLd
In his ministerial wort.'
" Oh, yes,' re--pond;d the gentleman'
w.fe: She Is. She practices wbat t
preaches." Puck.
Doa't Eat Too Moofa.
According to a hyginio artiale juat
publUhe-J in he London Lancet, t'ie ap
peilie Is a mot-t misleading ssnssiicD.
only remotely related to the aetu.-.l de
mands of the rgan.sm. If weohly ate
more del.t-erateiy. we should find barf
our accustomed quantity of food s-n !!
cient to satisfy the moi-t nag-x crav.ne
of . hunger, and heuce save oure.vw
from dyspepfia.
Tho Great Problem of Oricins.
We shoulu iully understand the re
sponsibility wnicn we incur when, iu
those times of lull-grown sconce, m
veuture to deal witu the fc,reat proolem
t . rigins, and euouid bo prepared to
find lhat.u thistleid ii.enert piu.osophy,
like those wuiU h ie precede.! it, may
meet Ln very imperf ct succtjsa.
The ugitatiou f these suojects has
already l.rougiu science into dose reia
t.o..s, tomeuuitM inendly, someiimes
hostile, it is to be ncped m the cud help
ful, witn thoeogicat ud aw iul questions
of the ultimate uost.uy of humanity,
aud its relations to it. Creator, w.i.eu
must alway- be nearer t the liumta
heart than" any of the aUuevouieeus &f
science ou it. own ground.
Iu entering on sucn questions we
should proceed with cautiou and lover
euce, feeling mat we arou t.oly gT- uii.,
and that tnougu like Moses of old, we
may be armoi with all the leaxnmg of
our time, we are iu the presence o: that
whloa while It burns is not consumed
of a mystery which neither ob..erat.o,i,
experiment, nor lnduotiouean everooive.
From Sir W. Dawson's Auuress tovhe
British Association.
Salt In tho orchard.
Mx. Emll Bauer ot Ann Arbor. Mich.,
has experimented with aalt on bis pear
orchard of trex-s. which were affected
more or less with blight ann ially.
In the Autumn of lb4 he itpplled three
quarts of salt to eai h tree, and the ap
parent results so enrourag--d himtaathe
made ai other application last fail.
He reports very favorably in regard to
the effect of salt on the frui which
bsfWe the ufce of bait tiatkcd badly but
iB UOW OOUA.U. ...
Ber I'uteutial leeth.
The attraction that lies In a beautiful
woman's open mouth, s iys the Boston
Record, hasn't been sung by the poets
a great e.eul, but it Is a momentous fact
jasi the tame.
'J in re is a lovely girl, whoso home is
at one of ur w.-.teilng places, who ai
mosw alwavs goes about with her mouth.
In widen there are two exquisite ios of
pe ily teeth, open, and who, oddly
enough, generally nan au alnurlng circle
ot men nd youths about her.
Her elder sis.er who doosii't hold her
mouth open, loid the other day how the
thing goes :
"A.the party last night," said the,
"Bessie was sitting with her mouth
co ed, for a wonuer, and there wa-n't
anybody with her - for a wonder, too.
" i'reeeut y the opened her mouth a
little, and a young mau lelt me and went
o cr to her. ineii she opened her
mouth a little wlaer, and another young
man went over wheie she was. By-aiid-by
she opened her moutu a little more,
bo tnat both rowa of i.er .ce-lh showed,
and she kept laughing about cometh.ng,
and the men kept gathering around
her.
" Dear me ! I thought her jaws would
break, but It's ertectly natural for
her to keep h-.-r mo th opeu that way.
And the young men fairly swarmed
around her a.i the evening."
Hie Old Self A caiB.
Dumley: "Why. Robinson,
l't IfK
to tee vou out again. You don't loo
the tame man yoa did two months ago.""
l'.o iDson: "Oh, I'm all right again,
the '"'iy, P -mlcy, tavj rja got a
tAiupie of do.lars aoout your" "
Duailey (handing blm the raoney'i :
" As I 6a. d, Robinson, you don't loek the
same man, but, by peanut, you are th
same man." Life.
A - CBnia " Old Cbretaafc.
Two ladle are convening a the
quaLties and demerits cf their orntif
sex.
Said one, with a twinkle in her beav
ti.u! eyes :
I have nvrx known but two wrraen
who were really pifet."
" Who wes he o her?" aked her com
panion, wiih a .-mile tn her thin face.
Brooklyn Ea.le.
Falno Er nomy.
Pue: " Jtmf", do yn'i know yem
t .lee buttons on the plate in church to
dy?" lie: "Tee, I knew what I was about.
She : "James, i ernaps you den't know
tnat I bought those buttons yrv-urrday
lor my n w dr-s. and paid i.fty Oihta
apiece f-.x them." W'iii-ingtou btar.
Simple Care for a Daiigersm Pleemie.
Dr. T. C. Smith, writing in the Medi
cal and Surgical Reporter. Jun 12. l.
mentions the fact of his iiaxing carol
cas of chronic diarr'a-ra, wnicn bad
iastel for nearly lorty yearv. bv the
administration cf a fcatur&ted solution
of salt and cider vinegar, a drachm
bing taken throe or four Umes a
day.
lie also states that flnee the fint
Instanee where he recomm:;iM this
homely rem1y without supposing th it
itwoull actually do ajiy g'-'-l. b t-.as
employed it several times in more or
lenj severe ca-vss of chrorlc diarrNva,
in which it prod ueoi great iiaprovemeut,
and. in fora ca.-es. cure.
Where ielap-- followed the suspen
sion of the remedy, it? renwl admin
istration was a-ain follo-ve-j by 1m-pro-etaer.t.
Fruof roltl.
rayirg-tellT : "I don't knew tbt
you're t..e t.io n.an wh'.te name la cm
tins cneca. You'll have to be ident.fied
before 1 can give yu tue iuoor."
iat: OiUenliioye-i, ia It? Pur thla
ca-t ye eye on 1. 1 bit av a fntygraff aa
y llee3 it e me. seif ectoirely."
Fayt-Walltinir IInr-.
In rid firin'-r "(.'"ri" 1 ha
w alkir h r.- " ;.
pracf.ci !; '
man w 1 !
a fist ir.v:-'i-.
It is
u-Ait- ff r -d
ltr.- r O.cati.
a fnt-
'f Tuu.-h greater vb.'.i-'
tafi.er arid to cv.: v
ii i.s.: i'. r a boi -e t..u
Hard on the Jnry Srat-m.
I can aff. rl to sp- nd this raimey,'
-aid a ni.n in a H O'ti. " f'T It coets Bat
her a ( hyslcal n r inflicctuai effort, ee
peca.lv intellect iai.'"
H w di 1 yu gt it "r " some one aeked.
"Serv.-i ou a Jury and g. It la th
way of feei."
Ia Th Iroe?
A near-sightel woman will wear tha
enam 1 off her erbabs trying to read
tiie postmark on a Wier. when she caa
1 irn it In a second t-y tearuig cpen U
cucclpe. (Tuck.
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