..-. ww.n ii i ....... i... I. .- n .11 r i.i jmtiu sstwa-srjs-ais "''' Earn Xntes. LHTa no cora-foj J?r la thq fieVi. It will be w-rth twl09 3 much If etrefnlly HBre-i. An operj she! wiil prePerreJ by poa'.try toaclosod house, pvn in severe, weather. Fowls are partial to fresh air, bat require sheiter from rains ami cold winds. The hog -a useful on the farm a.s a scavenger to eat the bouse refuse and the irnpeifect fruit, and to drink the slops and extra milk. Fir Ihis reason the hog cannot be well spared from any farm. I.rno Worms in Calve?. A cough In a calf without any othpr appearance of lll-bea'th may be attributed to par asitic thread worms In the lungs or air pftacps. It Is not always easy to dis cover thee In the air passaees after death. boeine they are very small and arp eribeldd In froth and mucus. Any TToedr. snob n turpentine, which acts iiTvin t hM h'o.-id anil Is evnnontpd tbrinrrh . nn7 aboin'd r given oon inii"i'o'- -"1 fi- i oaroMPT-ih'e time. O ,,,VIV nnro7iiof,i Vlo iro ; t- -r-;r,n r. w irlt - ..J V,r" '' . A - ' n pniir, i '' IT'1, a enw i fni'l ordv quxr.'itv of o wb'rh i nh fho Vin'lc of th" n. mik in all tern, n' Qrv AN!V.- b4 Mary Anderson wrtteti fiS-JtJAy H fc1 M k F B Vi' ' I am delighted with teSE& &&Ji3 M jour Coraline Corset. It fe'Ai'SV . , , ,iM i , i "' a is perfect in fit and ele- Va. 7"f fT- .- t f.'Jj.lH 1 Ul-t'-'tf gant in design and work. NS7,f .. I t'.'l;' ip. NX( I flit f Wisdom. i ... Cornllne Is not Hemp, Juta, Tamp?co, or f?Tican Grass. ralin Is used in no groc!s except tioje sold ty Warner Brotfkks. The genuine Coroltlio is Bupenor to whalebutie, and gives ii.et value aad perfect atbfation. Imitations are a fraud and dear at acy price. For sal by all leading mere basts. Price from J$1.GO up. WARNZR BROTHERS, 3S3 BROIDWIT) New TrH, 141 A. US WABASH 1TB., OilmffO. mm n.i'k defer. Mirnir s htive be.-n i" ftp rpiic- f.,niiir) for tbrir od.ir to bo T,anT-.,1 ln I grpt jntf) trip m'lk. and ;!'n ford ip turn ins Ion? enough ! (.fiflipn fin k ! 1 - I . . , ..I ' Km? to ijpr ri't or an the od ir tbronih the skin and the ex cretions. V is clpar that thpspohjpcts are mot readily reachpd by feedintr the turnips imm"1i.atr'!v before milkinsr, al thonh the difference in time is trifline and of vpry little account if the feeding dorm ps snon ns the mi'kinsr is fjn-isbed. , f .1 i UUfll TPII r iiPinnr; nrrno fc'A v.rt.l .'3 How to Keep riV.tl,H tn fonfjitlon. An crc'rd rr-.v l, in -ood con diM. n w:'h ' m:i."h iir of fr- tiT'zxr if the crrp rf f r'if is rr; i-i do. cay on the Iitmj ; wbr " i, $ , . .. H, the srraKS i ftrly jriy- .i ?-: i- I t shou'd be run rrer it -J ,.;iv. - j clfan. soft surfsce for e f. i:!: Tt't:i5.p on. But in moxt localities there much risk of fire to leave the pnF.s i7 iu hd orchard ; were it not for this d..: -ger. there are many orchards it wcj'.d fc fccucmj lo ltt the. eiasa decay under the trees, for by so rloinj? it keeps the soil JiRbt and loose, at d at the sime tiuiecool and moist. It also thins out the piass roots and makes the grass ci rre up so thin that it interferes very little with the growth of the trees. Tue famous system of rotation now qui:e general throughout England and Scotland Is as follows : The first Tear, clover and mixed grass sped ; the second year, wheat ; the third year, turnips oi rutabagas ; the fourth jear t ar'ev. and then the same course ata'.n. Another innovation is to add another erain crop, oats, makifs a five year course, and so efficient hes this course been that it is ca'cu'ated that the grain crops have in creased one fourth. If A cow H a deep milker and not in clined to dry off Wfore ca'virg tiro", do not bm k to shrink the milk suddenly, either by eraairg to milk her or by star vation. Xfither should she be physiced or her udder bathed in astringent washes a 'b's hps the effect to throw the milk otbe b'iKl, causing congestion. 'it and complications. Give : 'rd'r tr plenty of bran, and .17. but a month be .'. feed the milk to b- . drx mi' : fr- ? Ppo.,1 r.iiks, . a i u j g i r T.'hnntsaihi Mtlllnrrs will wlv( oi:r fo" 5: us the':- ' -!- .TovrMl of Fnsliion Vrr ir they -wilt --rnni T-T'r"C,'vTTT T1 5 a 188 3' 188. THE WEEKLY POST Under a Democratic Na tional Administration. KIDNEY.&V-'i Remedy P.TorA.L MMES1 30 YEARS RECORD The bully carries his influence in his hip pocket. Ilia brain is not loaded. If the mind, which rnles the body, I ever so far forgets itself as to trample ! upon its slave, the slave uever forgets i or forgives the injary, but at some time ! will rise and smite its oppressor. ! Garments that have one rent in them ; are subject to be torn on everv nail, i and glasses that are once cracked are soon broken; such is man's good name once tainted with just reproach. A boy undertook to torture a wasp ! by touching a lighted match to its i body. The wasp applied its warm side ' to the boy's hand, and as it flew away i it gave the boy these words of wisdom: j 'Never try to beat a man at h:s own j game.' I Custom stales the infinite variety of I life for most men. Whoever would keep their mouth must fight thej absorbing demons of care and business, are ever at work to reduce us to mere machines. Men trust rather to their eyes than to their ears; the effect of precepts is therefore slow and tedious, while that of examples is summary and effectual. Whoever sincerely endeavors To do all the e'Xid he can will probably do niucn more than he imagines, or will ever know till the day when th secrets of all hearts shall b manifest. Hooks are but white paper, unless men spend in action the wisdom they get from thought. Modesty is to worth what shadows are to a painting; she gives to it strength and relief. The highest reach ol human science is i lie scientific recognition of hum tu ignorance. The superiority of some men is mere x loea'. Tby are great because their sociations are ii'tle. Act always so Ih.t the immediate motive of thy will may become a uni versal rule for all intelligent beings. Energy will do anything that can be done In the world; and no talents, no circumstances, no opportunities, will make a tw o-legged animal a roan with out it. Good intentions are at least the seed of good actions; and every man ought to sow them, and leave it to the soil and seasons whither they come up or not, whether he or any other gathers the fruit. Largest Laud Animal in the World, Since the dca'h of Jnmbc various ' statements have been published as to Lhe I exact stature of that giant elephant. The figures range from 11 feet toll and a balf, but whether the height given is that at the shoulder does not appear, j If Jumbo was eleven feet aud six ineh- j es high at the shoalder there is reason to believe that he was the largest laud j animal in the world. j The size of elephants is commonly overestimated. Their statute Is almost j always exaxgerated in those countries ' where they are found wild. Even Euro- j pean travellers of scientific training i have made notable mistakes in this re- j spect. African elephants which Major Denham, one of the early English ex- i plorers, shpposed to be 1G were less than lOTeet when killed. In Ceylon the native elephant which was formerly thought to be larger than the African animal, is which I rarely more than nine feet ; and Sir Emerson Tencent in his celebrated work on the natural history of that island says that in the districts where the hunters agree that the largest speci mens are to be found, "the tallest of or dinary herds do cot average more than eight feet." In India the same tendency to exag geration prevails. Dr. Falchner was authority for the statemmt by Profes sor Ansted more than a quarter of a century ago that "out of eleven hundred elephants from which the tallest were selected and measured with caie, on oue occasion in India, there was not "Rsafh on Raf.n l(i oat rats, mice, roaehef. Hies. aats. be j- Heart fain. T'alpltatlon. rrpf!l owelllnita, oiMinew.lO diirpstlon. bearturhe, le';lei.'Dei-j cureJ byWelis" Health Kenewer. "Rnnth on Torn." Aok for Wells' "Hoaifb n ;.rn." 15c. Quick complete cure. Hard r ooft corns. warts, bunion. "Rorhn-Palba " Clnlck, complete rare, all kidney, Madler and nrli ary iHmmw. cidinir. Irritation, ptone, grav el, catarrh of th M add nr. 1. druitxlnts. Bert-nnar. File. Fife, rnaef-pg. ants, bed buir, rata, mice, iroj.h ers eblpinunkif. cleared out by "Rough on Kan." 16c. ltt In People. "Weill"' Health Kenewer" retore health and vigor, cures dyspepsia. Impotence, sexual debility. l. " Rons h on Pain." Cures cholera, colic, rraram. dlarrhnnv aches, pain?, ppraln. hoad.iche. nuralela, rheumatism. 20c. Kougb on fain I'lastern. l&c. Mothers. If yon are failing. broken. worn out and nervous, nee ' Well's Health Kenewer.' 1. Irusrs:lBts. I.lff. Preserver. Tt on are loslnir your (rrlp on life, try "Wells' Health Kenewer." Ooep direct to weak spots. "Ronirti on PI lea" Cures piles or hemorrhoid". It-hlnic. protruding, bleeding, internal or other. Internal and exttrnsl remedy in each package. Sure cure. 60c. Drug gists. Pretty Women. Indies who would retHin frehnes an1 Tlva;lt, don't fall to try " Well's Health Kenewer." "Rnnsh on 1 1 r ti . " 'Koneh on Iich" cures humors, eruptions, ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chillblains, "Rough on Catarrh." Corrects offensive odors at once. Complete cure of worst chronic, alao uneqnaled as gargle for diphtheria, sore throat, foul breath. 60o. The Hope of the Nation. Children, slow In development, punv. scrawny and delicate use "Wells' He.ilth Kenewer." (alarrh of ths madder. Stinging. Irrit:iticin. inflammation, all kidney and urinary complaints cured by "Huchu-Paiba." 1. "Water Rnr. Itonches." "Rough on Kar.s" cloars tbem out, also beetles ants. A Dally Defalcation, The TTon. Jofcn Kelly, the head aad front I Tamtnuny nail, a rnmn of strict Integ rity, an indefatigable workr. early at b office, late to leave, no burdened with bat.':n that regular meals wets ealdom known by htm. with m1d in oonsfaj tension nnd energies ate.idily trained, fln. ailf hroke down I Th wonder is that he did net sooner pive way. An hones ninn in all thing" els. he acted unfairly with his physical resonrees. He was ever drawing upon this bnnk without erer .lp .siting collat eral. The account overdrawn, the tmuk suspends and both are now in the hands of medical receivers. It la not work thnt kllla nun. It to lrregnlarity of babits and rnentnl vrcrry. No man In good health fret nt his work. Bye ard bye when the bnnk of vlcor -pends, tliefe men will wonder how It all happened, and they will keep wondering nntil their dying day nnles. perchance, some candid physician or interetd friend will point out to them bow hy irregularity, by excessive mental effort, by constant worry and frt, by plunging in deeper than they bad a rii;ht to ro, they have prodnced that loss of nervous energy which almost invariably expresses itself In a deranged condition of the kidney" and liver, for It is a well known fact that the poion which the kidneys end liver should remove ffom the Mood, if left therein, soon knocks the life mit of the strongest and mwt vigorous man or woman. Daily b'.iildinc i:p of these vital organs by so wonderful and hitrhiy reput ed a specific as W arner's safe cure, is the only piiarantee that our buine men can have th:it their strength w 11 be equal to tiie labors daily ,Hit upon them. Mr. Kelly has nervous dvspepsia. we leftrn, iMiiicatirg, as we have said, a break-down of nerve force. H'.s case should be a warniiiR to others who. pur suing n like co'.irse. will certainly reuuh a like result. Th 5kn'.-j Ht rn -1. ( . '0tT IIoikI wiiikintr a Hen. The Will of the People Vindicated and the Great AVronir Pvi-htcd. oni i v : f rx ' fvrs is neither so .' . r k !!,,. : v . . r s rich as that . : - v siie becomes older. 'I i' - ! reckoned a hiefer . ! t ; . .11 as equal to half a .'. ' . from right. Theerowth . . ,s so much deducted from rri at u.il otherwise go to milk pro duction, but with young cows capable of eating and digesting a large amount of food a large portion may go to the milk pail. CURES ALL CISKASSS OP THS KTDIT KT9 ixvira AND tTRUTAHT ORGANS DBOFST GRAVEL BIABETES BHIOHT'3 EISEASB PAFNS IX THE . on BIDE ITERVOtTS DISEASES AETITNTION OB OF trarNB. PRICE tl.36. Send for Pamphlet of Tertl monl&ls. nrsfs BEMEDT CO., Providence, H. I. Physicians' Teastmony. A. W Brown, 5t.D., of Trovldence, It. I., says: "I have nscd Humt's Kidney and Liver Rmrrr in my practice for the past sixteen years, and cheerfnlly recommend It as being a lafe and reliable remedy." Another prominent doctor of Providence nays that "I am fre quently nrcd to use other prcpara : inns a substitutes for Hunt's , Kid ney and Liver) Kemeot. I find on trying them t lift t they are worthless in companion to it." An Old Lady. "fy mother, 70 yeari old, has chronic kidney rr.-'-' .' , . . .....fc his ever helped her like IIcst's Kidney and Liver Rkmkdt. She has received great benefit from 8 bottles and we think It will care her." W. W. Snnder tsnd, Bnilder, Dsnbury, Conn. A Minister's Wife. Rev. Anthony Atwood, of Phila delphia, savs: "Hirer's Kidney and Liver Rssidt has cured my wife of Dropsy in its worst form. All say that it is a miracle." General Chare. General Chaee of Rhode Island sys: "I always keep Hrrsr'e Kid ney and Liver Rbmedt in my house. Taken in small doses occa sionally at night. It prevents hesd ache, and regulates the kidneys, stomach and other organs." 10 Disease soon shaken, by III st's RemkdT taken." Congr.itul.iTes its I. m rmti" readers on the d.iwr. ot a new year, under endi t 'ons t hat h e not ci l-ted for a quarter ol a century "King out the old. rlriif In the new. King out the lalne, rinu in the true.'' Cleveland snd Hendricks have teen elected A fter the fourth ot Murch tlie- will be Iiemo ernt'c alinlnistr.itlon at TVahi ueton, with ure.it pns!blites toi the pronress. prosperity ami ad vaneement of the country. As Thf Tost has labored unceTsfnz'y for twen ty five vears lor these iflnrtous results, so Ir w i !l extenl to the new admlnlstratten a heurtv Kreet ln and a cordial support In the re -eaMhhVhii.eni ct principles and policies vital to tl e public wel fare, by retormlnir abuses, rihtinif wrnint- and asserting the supremacy of the Iiemnent ic lauri. W e are on the thresh hold of Import tn t events and great changes. To a liemoerat who anl.il m Cleveland's election, the future. Is full ol intere" and hope. Th WtKiT l'oT will aim to keep folly abreast of the times in everytliinif relation to the Incoming ailnifnlstratmn. Its puliey at home and abroad will be intelligently discussed. ireneroHsl supported or candidly and" k indlv criticised N. year In the hitory of this ioirna"l pr..mNes to t e so replete wnn matters or Interest to Peinoe-its as ttie one which we are about to enter. Tl'e meeting of Congress, the declaration of ti e I re blent la 1 vote, t lie i nautroret urn. t):e new f "uh to net. the changes in tt,e in.olie service, the oprnintt w offft.'fneA-t all are rf urent concern. ThkWkVk i it-r w;ij :urni-ii tt.e e:irlle-r. ii-reiiio, wirt, ; ii-1 i-'- r-...I.. (i-.. ... "in inn iintni'iT ii Btiv liiiiro r . r n I j.' a i than a .iii.irter of a century ol defeat Im; aire. I it- gny ft Ot rOl itlCians or M3n pulators; The seionof the I.egl-l .ture. with a He', flwveraor opposed by a Kei.nblle.m niaj. r I'tuml.t) to t e Iriutftil ot init.orMnf l.'ne an. I citinif Incident, 'lhe coming s.-sion ot rniuri. I estincr Shane ,m "I with ths rrrpatt no wlll be even more interesting in its broader ti. l, I eMmg -nape an.l Wlin tne greatest pO;, in all its varied dej.:,rtirierit. ths vki:ki.y s'b'e Promptness, Accuracy and Impar -1 wiii.iiiu iitcj--BiilUi.e anti reii .tiiiitv. It literary, inisccllanrou. news nnd local depirl ments will he maintained In their utmost efficien cy, while Its market reports w.ll be prepared with greater care ami precision than ver before and made absolutely reliable. Now the time for !emoerts evervwhere to take hold, cement and strengthen the'partvand its chosen representatives, by exten.linif the c.reula. tlon of Democratic papers. We are no longer on the defensive we are i! me with a .ol iff'7-i, t ;,. parry to , .t in !. .,.r m.,, ,r..v ,., Al (..,. j I"" !' " ' " 'I .ii a 'e.v i.. k. it w i : .r ,.r. t. C. y. CKITTCTO!f, !t. T., General Agent. An Independent Newrp-p-r of Df:m- urni-i) tt.e earlle-t H tel ;U ,., ,Pi ' tninent fr.-m the old !).-ni.er n ;, Ocr.lIiC rrincipiei, DiJt not Controlled bV ....... I. ...It V. .. . .!.--! ' Devoted to Collecting and Publ ishing all the Mews of the Day in the most Inter- tiality ; and to the Promotion of Demo cratic Ideas and Policy in the affairs of Government, Society and Industry. Jlntn, hy .Waif, Pomtjiniii: Sh ki.v fs si'tinKled with gum cam- ' phor wiil Mit be infestt-d t.y ants ; to i sinsie roato lt-ayt-'s spread ammid, it is s.iid, j wl! drive Item away; a hoptoad do- J rnesticatfd in the kitclen will rid it of j all it S' t ts. r.v-iclies and luifs of every ( dMcript ioti. A sponge dipped in sweet- : ened water will attract them, and may be t'uen dii'pi d in boilir g water, re sweeien'd and ueil until all the ants ate All Jest ity d. 1. I Oo The marmta'-tuiers of woolen goods in thin cr-nntry have to po abroad for fcr 50. '., ds of wool because enough is ret , . " in 'his country. Titer- f "-lit :i 1- : . ... ; 'u'i'.re for the in "ci lptlon. one vi-nr. ii.lne firf ;.-i iOI In Into. f I ho or our, oik- " yrnr. IX. e rr;uiit i A Irrc cnn to evi-rv liit of leu. Scud for .Sample repli k. JAS. P. B.liil! & (()., I DAILY, per Year $6 00 ; DAILY, per Horvth 50 SUNDAY, per Year 1 00 DAILY and Sl'KDAY per Year ... 7 00 WEEKLY, cer Year 1 00 (f,trt Til'. vf'.V. .ic Yorh City. Publi s; i i or PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM the pnpular fsvorite for drcs inj the hir, Kr.toriii4 the c !t when gr.-iy, and preveming I nn (inifT. It r leinet f!-i .r . Jt itr.ps tv.e hair falline, and ii ure to please. and $i. sires nt iVurrpi'.ti. if k m er.n p ,i, . ?ed S tatef.. Uats at.d re ar tach other in a n i good feed sr hoi mixed with t!" nt. much H 'Oil. "li'ar to .rake a d be ( rye. two bushels of oits, and five f corn, ground tope. her will make excellent food. f have been deal In one ear for ten Jfrs, and partially deaf in to stber for two ruODths ; have been treated by ear specialty doctors and received no relief. Having used E;y's Cream l!a'ni for about a month, I find my self greatly improved, and can hear well and consider it a must valuable remedy. I had a'so nasal catarrh, with droppinir of mucous Into my throat and paiD over my eyes, which troubles also have entirely disappeared. D. Ii. Yates, Upper Lisle, Broome Co , New York. mum ' rsr.ni is ro-H,l h,,,!,-r, n. f i . , , - " - - J . - ii r . UQ r' e.'itN lnc-cdtepts, etch onefel f-jot wh:rh i-.aL-k-.iotvl--.i--d bv the me,j.r io-'i rrti.' i.'n to be U" inovtpotcntr'tlif "i inn herb-xl le-r. ..-l.es i: . ,-.v t mi-rtj.-, '- f"JS science. J: t . r a- w , 'hie . t i .: e -.tv --v-o o Vji zxt'JT r.- t-v tx ra 'i fhri)ferabrr!i. ( ornn'itioit, 3 ) Lllfioneral nn-l . rTotm llebility.i N He is a wise man who can preach a ihort sermon. This would be a tetter world If the people in it who lose tl: ir temptr would never fVd t'lftn araot. The Best Cough Cure you can use and the best known preventive of Consumption. I'apkfr's Tonic kept in a home is a sentinel to keep sickness out. Used discreetly it keeps the hiod pure and the Stomach, Liver nnd Kidneys in working ordtr. Coughs and Colds vanish be fore it. it builds up the health. If you suffer from lebilitv. Skin Eruptions, Co;:ph, Asthma, lyspepia. Kidney, I'rinsry or r cm.t-e Complaints, or any disorder of the Lunes, Stomach, Eowcls, Elood or Nerves, du wit till yea arc sick in bed, but tise Parker's Tonic to-day ; it wiil give you new life and v:j'or. HJSCOX & CO., N. Y. -jld ) y Privjists, Iire saving buyinc $i sire. OTiro lis 4 1 Ik asj-k l;Uk.. I - c i nm in iMiir It firiMn;stj i -is ijllm, liabcti, Stone fn the! Itliadlloi It-lrrl,. lkl..An..A Ik-. 'oi ova aJ ClUUlalUs a' vasisC9i a ; ?3 i HjHHH nvm It your Lriuiiist is out of eer pamph lets cn the 'Ills of Life," or if yon are laooriitir under a d:setua tint Tn.ntt,in.,l I in It or In thee advertisements, address the proprietors, 3. B. Uartmaa A fn.. Co- iumuuH, Uhi.i. (Xo.4.)S par m vi k . . . , ? 2 ' .ViAalA.li. Frr.ic:,n.e,7ti Ipiti..n. l'iie.tu.i 1'i.rriiCi. ld by all 'i MdrugftiKta. Ctied-.l: r i-.-r tttie; sizfurSJ Jj.bJ. I'lrc-tionsiu Unchftt .nd Oertaaa. f 4 l.p-.eary Onrwir Mk.an, fcc.rr TpfcUhW .rS Uert-r.al JITeeiioa,. S, .ent.fe Ir. -atmni . T-T - . 7 11. Z j Idaho, f-.'a.t.'.ijfo.? end Crc?o. From Lake ti f" r i r to I'nprel tonnd, 1 At pricci ranninj cii.:;) !ror.i J2 lo ?! p.-r acre. ! on 5 to 10 srs' time, t his is the Best Country ; for sscuripq c.ood Homos now open for settlement. F" y ? .1 1 O vroa nf linvrmment g" Pi tl tl i-ii.l t ree iiooer the It.. - ..! IO.SI8.4n3 Arrea K MOKK TIIAM llH.f c.f n.i tl, puhlic Ijinds disp...-.i nf i-i 1..1 tr-re in the ..-':.-p Prteifi- rmintrv. rto. U itmi Maps sent IRt'K tlesenbinir die mrliei-a . Iaeif1r 4'onntrv ,t!ie FtailrnHd I.sods for nle .ntui i Hi- FHI.i: (oiveriimeiit Land-. Address, " H A R. I l.a.MliiiKN, UmltVm'r, N. 1'. K. II.. St. Psul, ilinn. Mr lngenius AVorkhard has perform ed a ereat seryice for bis country it will be otserved, and he deserves a crowmo from every thoughtful citizen. Of cours he wi!? not receive one from every thoughtful citizen, but if he did it would be more than he deserves. 0 Mr. Workhard was the happy pos sessor of a good fat hen,5which, like other good fat hens, laid one egg a day, including Sundays. Mr. Workhard, however, was iiot satisfied with what his good fat hen accomplished in this direction, so he set about to devise ways and means by which it would be per suaded to add to the daily delivery. Coaxing proved (hen) fruitless and irtatWnt was in vain. Work- hard raoL-t-H .i. : , last he hit upon a plan. 00 A nest with a farae bottom was con structed. It worked automatically in such a way that when the good fat hen 1 aid her accustomed egg it would go be yond the seeming limits of the nest and peacefully repose beneath the false bot tom away from gallianceous sight. The good fat hen was a cautious bird and was accustomed to look into the neet aftei she had deposited her eger,in order to assure herself that it was really there before beginning her gleeful cackle. The first time the ingenious nest was put in Tposition the hen was nearly knocked over the ropes in one round with astonishment when she found no egg. Consternation was on her face. It occurred to the honest hen, however, that she had made a mistake. She was off her base. She had laid no egg. So like the good hen she was, she im mediately proceeded to lay another. 0 00 The scheme worked well. Work hard gathered in two eggs a day for some time, and then yearned no more. The nest was theu altered oo that two i etrgs could drop through the false bot tom instead of one. and a third egg was ! laid by the hen. The old hen thought i it was mighty funny, but being un , suspicious she did not suspect. The j good work went on and the humber of I eggs which suddenly disappeared was i increased gradually until the good fat ' hen every day laid 0 00000000000 0. j The (Jueen of All- ' Honor the dear old mother. Time : has scattered the snowy flakes on her brow, plowed deep furrows on her cheeks, but is she not sweet and beauti ful now? The lips are thin and shrun ken, but those are the lip? w hich have kissed many a hot tear from the child ish cheeks, and they are the sweetest ; 1 i ps in all the world. The eye is dim, ! yet it glows with the soft radiance of ; holy love which can never fade. Ah, ! yes, she is a dear old mother. The sands of life are nearly run out, but, feehle as she is, she will go further and reach down lower for you than any other upon earth. You canr.ot walk i into a midnight where she cannot see you; you cannot enter a prison whose : bars will keep her out ; you can never mount a scaffold too high for reach, that she may kiss and bless you in evidence of her deathless love. When the world shall despise and forsake you, when it leaves you by the wayside to die unnoticed, the dear old mother will gather you in her feeble arms and carry yon home and tell you of all your vir tues, aotil you almost forget that your soul is disfigured by vices. Love her tenderly and cheer her declining years with holv devotion. one whose height measured eleveD feet." At the present day probably no man is better qualified to speak with reference to the size of Indian elephants as Mr. H. V. Sanderson, the officer in charge of the elephant-catching establishment maintained by the British Government at Mysore. He does not believe that there i an elephant ir. India ten feet at the shoulder. He has measured a great many, and the tallest was nine feet ten inches. "The next largest are two tuskers belonging to his highness the Maharajah of of Mysore, each i.ine feec eight inches, captured in Mysore some forty years ago, and still alive." Mr. Sanderson in his very entertaining work j on the wild beasts of India, says that ) twice round an elephant's foot is his j height, witliin one or two inches. Gen ! erally this measurement will give the I exact stature, but when persons nnfa- miliar with elephants are asked to guess how many times the circumference f f ! the foot must be roultipled to ascertain ' how tall the animal is, they say from ten j to fif'f-f n times. Not only may we reasonably conclude ; that Jumbo was the largest land animal j in the world, or, at all events, without j any gupeiioi in size, but it is safe to say that a much larger walking beast could j not be made out of skin and bones. : This-is mechanically demonstrable. In j order to support a heavier creature, the j legs, even with practically swlid bones, j would have to be so increased as render i progression impossible. I These considerations indicate that we j Khali never see a larcrer land animal than Jumbo. . Y. Sun. BEST and CHEAPEST Two Weeily Newspapers for tl rnce ol Dae. Only Tempsraiico Bitter Known, ' ZZ 3 F Sir?" S f i a l 5 tt- 1- -: t-3 sJ And tlo Host Tnily nt The llarrlsbnrg Wkkki.t Pstupvt is a large eight page sheet and e,,nt:iins a ltreater variety of reitdini; matter than anyo'her paper published It Is newsy, spley. intrnetive tod entertaining The uhseription prtee of ;;-ie Wkkri.y Patriot Is fl.csj per annurr. c;ish in admire. c I, u n liivn. The Wkkkt.v Patpiot and ,n York nrv Sun will to sent to a.v- a-Mre posi ,aid one vear for 1 00 : t-e Wf.vkly Patriot snd IS-w York Hfkhj World tt, r,v a,)rire, p- ct paid tor one year lor ! 'o : ti.e Wfkki.y I'.Tnior an l'thc Philadelphia Safir.l iv Krmrd. pet paid for one yexr.l.v0: 'he V.'eki.y P triot and Philadel phia tt erkly 7't es. post p i id one rear for -f! f-5 In all eases th" ra-h mar aei-ompa'ny the order. T II K D A I 1, Y r A T R I O T I th rn'r m :-rvr:-. CHpif al ; tht - y n dflpti ii and 3 ': t r - r: PoM:ted I "re--a x, t'-r tern of .-'.-. . t Ay pit'.r ; r:1 n is i t '- h t : nd til n-Vi.e i at tb State . o-r outside of pni la .i, e.,m;(i..re As t h.-. a liiicthI svi- ' a I ieialfr.;:-. : mi the t- .t -.1,- reaches the interior ',!. r I'. n n v f e 'i n i.ef, r the Phil idelphla ai.d New Yrk" paper The Iiaii.y Patio, t ha . .-, k--f;;v improved in all it. depart mi en ts wltl.tt, t - lst ?'x month and Is now eijnal in a'i respecs .-,,., si.en .r in some to Uie dailies ..i the !ar-er cities. -r,rc by mail, s0 per annum In advar-re 'or f-.OJ if not paid in advance) : i3 o.. for x .nonihs. in advance n 50 i"! niree ni"nirs. in u'tvan-'e: cents f iiii'm o , 1 n .iii..;in'ii : In '-'uli. nt fi-, j per annum : to clui.s of ten. per copy per an ........ , , mifin-i., ,,e haity I'.tp.iot and the Philadelphia I'a.hj Kro'-I (Sunday edi tion evcepted) will he sent me vearto any sddro for fS.fsj cash in advance. send f,.r ipeef'nen eo.iiesof the Imiy and Wkkkly Patriot In 1--M1111 tnie in'iney -or r 11 inert ., t money order, ehek or dr:i-t . ' r.' 'ri T vtieaiein kc-.wn so ?e tr-aTj p-:-.-ps .hr. , 0 't--'--,e.i fib.e-.eei. ?ii!Mor fur uainis' tu Its via fl. '.I1 f -eej. It la a partly T" r el c tt T-eT-r-ti,'i. rr... - 1'-. -al ri.sj .,fjj 1 e. s tii 1 cf ("t.. i. t - i-i !' ir: -.1 1 c-ierl'- 14 s-lVh r - - erft.lt-J .1 ...t th c ,v;r.! It rtt.i.-.-.ci ili mrtbi cat-, arc tt "t. n- - w'rr ii s r.-.' It ; i!i rrtl rlne.1 5frrl"-r - i T.':- f". i'r i'.r-t r,f: ii ; r,- t .-! 1 ; si ; ; k- r ..-.iT rt."i -i'--r if t . : .--n. --r 1 -:err" ir t- i .- . ; - r - r'd . a ': - -' ' - r, -; -' 1 . v. . e- . j t'i- p - V)t.-,s H.-TTil la l.:l? I. f . It 'f.i'.ff, .';': I ' !-' .Pi-. I.'- '''. :- -': ..... tvi.rd'. i - - . nt:'; -: u -r-.-t, 1 :t-?.. IT- c- '. t. - of v - i r r. - : - - - '.- :.- !. . '- f-Sl ' :r. - t . i J, ..IT-" I. . ; i i .re v .t j r one per copy nt send pi.stofflee hat Shall He llone With the Haught ers. Tt a h them sel.'-reliance. Teach them to make bread. Teach them to make shiits. Teach them not to wear false hair. Teach them not to powder and paint. Teach them how to wash and iron clothes. Teach them how to make their vown dresses Teach them how to do marketing for the family. Teach them how to cook a good meal of viduals. Teach them how to wear calico dress and do it like a queen. Teach them to say no, and mean it, or yes, and stick to it. Teach them how to darn stockings and sew on buttons. Teach them to regard the morals, not the money, of a beau. Teach them a good, substantial com mon school education. Teach them every day, dry, hard, practical common sense. Teach them all the mysteries of the kitchen, dining room, and the parlor. Teach them to have nothing to do with dissolute and intemperate young men. Teach them that a good, round, rosy romp is worth fifty delicate consumptives. Addre I'AHMOT ITHUv'MNO Co., 3Ju M pa i. r Stskkt, Ha-rlst arg. Pa T .T nTP Having purchased the Sch!er Mills (in the i tare to be known as the EBENSBURG STEAM FLOURING MILL And pot It In good repair. Is now prepared to - grind all custom wortt . J Consoling the 'Squire. ON SHOUT NOTT E. 11 on i- 3tnl l-oetl Kept constantly on hand at the LOWEST CASH PRICF SIt will he a pleasure for us to wait co who may favor us with their patnnage. Koenshurg. April -24. ISSS.-tf. CARRIAGES, WAGONS & SLEIGS wix i,k-!hh m Mile H On., iwt.nioiM.anWfVr) bjttirm d.--irjr tref rrfit nwii. IK-f.r-n:tir r-M'tni. r 1 rir rrron -frWin fnm Rnnfar aM for lwt of llriMlfttnir. Ar!r-. TV. f. I,. I aR H(ff pmt fil PIijiMm k. (kirfa CU-1 4. A hnrm. Inallfntw, fcv.O Law. I p. ptt. LmU. t, LSELLERS' LIVER PILLS i ha hkvI f,.r W -s-wr 5'n'ir1 Kemsxl- for ib i -nr f J i-tr f s-r..,-9. ' -.sf:f . ,Vr ffrmtf 1 ", n'1 ill rt'Tst-ti- of ih I.It--. Rtr4 ; "eitera' I.iTr :u: - r--l me of LiTr t'rvmnlm'nt ' wsifseafBuellM i.f to iflit worfc '-"a A-1rew ' r A'tkia. H c K"i.rg--TT. Pncs .V a i 8. f 1-1 hv all Pr;i.ti- ani M'n'rT Srtr K-per ' rt r i--i!v - . .'-iw 1 l"ii'"rn One night awhile affo John Lay ton, who runs the main line boat train from Boston, came on my eneine sick as death. lie wat so feverish and nervous he almost cried. Cheer np John." says I, '-and I'll fix you up In a j'ffy," and I gave him a Rood dose of Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. Tie. went to oed. Two days after that I saw him looking sttong ss a butcher. "That's the stuff for a railroad man," he said -D'l r:tU Eajljcer Old Coloay Railroad. 'Squire Tatterson, wearing an air of deep concern, approached his friend. Farmer Glover, and without speaking, leaned on the fence, and sighed. "What's the matter, 'Squire?" "I don't know what the country's comin' to. WThat wou'd 5'ou think if your daughter should run away and marry an ignorant hired man?" "Oh, I don't know, 'Squire, but I would not take it to heart if I were you. I would tiy to think tbH i: happened for the best." "Would you forgive the girl?" asked the 'Squire. "Yes, I believe I would. There's no use in holding out, you know. When did it happen?" "Just awhile ago." "Who performed the ceremony." "I did." What ! Then vou could not have been opposed to the marriage." "Oh, it makes no difference to me" replied the 'Squire, "for 50U see it was your daughter, not mine." Carriage Making in all its Branches. J'a infill r, Trimmin rf and REPAIRING of all kinds done the SHORTEST NOTICE and the LOWEST PRICES. Also, Planing, Sawinif and Wood Turn ing with improved machinery. Also, all kinds of heavy work done. Carriage sm I'h shop connected All parties trnsting me with work will be honor ably dealt with- All work warranted. I. .V. CHUTE. Lhensburg. October "J4. 184. rpHK J3Tsr-p I'OKTEAIT F I Gen'I U. S. GRANT, 2rtE"VSOREST'S vr MONTHLY For M A Y.. o Cents. W Jennir.pt De-oret, Publisher. 17 E. Hfh St., New York Sold byall MiWfeieal?re and Postmasters. i'ir r- -i w e Ct -T :. J7 tut . U. " V.t' I - : t'.s t,: . t ? - r. -: . ii a, It r i?t 1 h - e . Trie--: i)r- " ! . c , m- , ' - it.. 7 ; r T. l ' r ! ''. rv.ii r t'.t ;a u v- . ci o-.r c-tt r. nr tit!, :t- -- 'u:::?:p'.,:-.!..t : A'.--:-.-. " ii..i cu.i-c tr: s i.. jf li.i:s1 ts : - a . !.., h:ro I r r - ' - - ' ' f . -i - . -- r ' . r y f"'r: -tf ' 'I- - :t (. r : s- r n, .:trr ei.J t-T: :-- : -a - r-.. k , itir- : ;' 1- t ;' f.r,j. Is tue Tfcfr t 1, o ca"Ttir?l" f-r tr- -.-i :-.- ". 3 T . 1 3 r . '.:.'".., I ;TTi -.. 11 It ; --i-:..r :;r--,..t ir- ,a,-s lin-.i y:rtni tT'.-tf-r h rL1'-.. 1:: vL-' r . 1 r '- r. 1..9 si -is T ill t : :r.ti!'.r J ti - -.-( "f t-s (-, n l jt-u-a'ir r-::- iir t. e b.s.'.' y i mit !:cti ' i :rU ?tj f. .Ty arr!rt il'r- Vv pt:-. tr-n; s i ; e ,f.k., . ?ittiu. o . :c en r. - . Lt r-,-.:-.!, . e " . r-w- . ' ' fs-r?t. U.e -t. mstrtt aid sf.ro riir to lhe fr- t-e, ael ce.i -. i. -. riij tVjotn -i. or sr rw . -ruA. ti:'. T" i'ivriii c -T-rcr frrrn th- s 'Ur! i 7'. ii':r r f a i.-iin:- tra'i.a. proHipt in a.-'ior ar.d oeria.n in its ret i.'i Ttys eoslfs or Infl 1 xeatloi. TT-tv1i.-r e, Pft'D In to fejsouMors, C"uhs, 'llghspees of ti; t'lest. rr.'i:si53't. 1 ' riri-.sm. Pad Taste iu t s --nh, l-'ious Al'.acks. 1 aJta'atl-n i tf tta Heart, and a b;mdrl eih-r ijri:l symptotaa, are at pnrs re.iad by pvirsAa P-rrn -. 'or IsfJsiiiiiistitii' and I'urouio I2n -Oism , Ooiit, Nestra'c.a, 1 ieaes of the fcWid, i-iver. Kvlnevs au.". Ii adder, tivs Bitters ha- no erufc.l. In thi-se. as in all ry-.tltidonal I'tsi ases. WAisyta & V i-s-as trrnrs bjji linvs its ireot, oin-avixe yewrrs in the racst otuna4 andt inij-esrtalne (...fj 51 ff ban ira I llar. PersrT.S er.resresl tn ri :ts susd M...rajS, seiWi a Hnrni.ra, Trrte-sei lers, (TOid-tt-rs. aad ?VilTcs. es feey B-lvn ; in ara subjstct to IriyiiHi c f th Powela. guard srair,t thi, urke ovctl d of Vrim I-iiTrrrtv iSUi 1; 1 scat . e, ScTofnla. fait Tllionm, Cicers. Sr''g. Pni.rls. I'li'TV1.. r-iij. i ar biirelea Vt'vr worms. rVas-i-iCd. for tyes, Ki-Ysapelaa, Iw-li. 5iirfs. ltroo o- tiWas. fitirBisrs and ciiscMvies of tbe fctrta. of w ' e r Xiaira er nature, are lltrtl!y dar ap a.ul rarrten nt of the svstsun la a short rtn.e br use of ti Batters I'lti, Tare and other Ws nt, hirkirg hi tl svsts-in of so many teauatMp. i etTectually dftTro-ed and -eraoved. ortera f me.iJciiie. no verm;u; VJ. anthtlmirtiirs. will frt Uio system tror.i worms 1 r Vcriit in Tin. Itleaales, Vcavlrt e er, V m. WiKort rrif: Conch, arui ail cUidrtii'i d.seeaws vncy re 'fcd severe by keci.ing the bo-rre ej a wit.h m.il doses tif'tl.e IlU-TS. for eiTiale romsblKfa. In Tnnnr or old. married or slrjie, t tia dava of v. i,va feood. er Hit turn ut life, this letters lias b equat. leanec the VlflateA RlooS wh.-n frs fnipiu-lUes b-jrat thrr.114.-h th skin lu rrur- ions or tiores; eiis5 it when ohitnn tad and" rt ffish In tb Tr.rs: cleanse it rixii It is f.il ; yen feelings w'l fell v.u when, aud tbe bvfitth f the svrftrn will f.-low. In conrlstloi! 1 Oiv the 7Uerc a trial. It will speak fvr ita-lf . 'ne Kri ii n better guarantoe cf ita tner.10 tlstu a :hy adyertuM metit A rnii n A eneli r-etfla, are fall Ura.tiODS) printed iu G.fYerent lacs!..v"es. B. H. IrDonM I r t-rr Co.. ProttHtT s, 5m Viacisci CV . I'l l .sl, :s ft3 ahinjru.n lt-. C.ir. c iiar'-t-m ?t.. ew io;ii. Fold by all liealeia and Urnrrlst. I Pith and Fnijit. j Persons writing rt.. ' please make r.ot of t f,.? pid" lathe only m,:.; . ..' language tLat rhy(.3 ' -"'J j V( 1 , hliiil,g 1 he cow fjt 5 s j . .' them are gradua'-s i.f ; l-gs. Men Clir s t.i r. ;! g af'er gldd uh ! it A man v as t 1 : ,r c I '- A i 1 n .r. 1 1. m . . . . . . .T , . she interrupted. B-iyjj.jf didn't they hiive ai,y them ? " "And them's what f.v.j,, r. , , some, are thej y said a fH- l,: watched a couple of hH,.t(-.m : down the strcft. '-'.w,' ."! what they'd thick if tK.y . " wagon with red wl,( -!, - 4 " A Maine teamstt-r ss t the most obstinate ht.rse .v ,! ' out of the shafts and Iead:r-7 in a circle unti: he j3 p,,:-jv"-' i. ': we are disturtx d by tl,- '-.. ' is he going to lead t.:m ar..o.'. . ' c'.e without starting h.rc '- ' "Ob I Mr. S.," saidarWjv. fair, "I want your h.-';, f ,r a" ; 1 I have just sold a tidy ? .r '"' larsthat c.st fitUen c-r.' you to tell me wLat w.'.,'!''' "A transaction f.f tl .'. i-. 1 Miss (.:.," said Mr. ' "gets out of p-rc 1. a. ; cer.y." ' ' 1 No more tctichit. rr.r. r, . , , be paid than that of t! - , j v. ' ovei heard a cor.versi'.; :. h. the qualities of a w v , over to kiss his ni..:!r, t ,t, "Maxima, whei, I g. . marry a ladj just l:k- v. i; " "Here's a c!ev r !.'. hrt; am sure will meet wit?. H... ' of your Teaders." he j... .' into the edit. 'Tbii r--. ;.. : ... said the ed:: r. a I... ' . . t "that it wiil not ... bat ion of my i;i:--!-. not?" "Lecau-e i: w ; charice." "John," s i:1 a ."m-'h. new c'eik, "to .- . i ;:. eery line, it is r:'c,-.ry reasonable au.ui.t '.f fu! w aste makes v.r :; you should a'i,;,3 , "Yes. sir." "Nov, I w ., the ur.df rset;:r k cr-.cr you pit ked !! f- fl , . , ; rel '. hi mr!;- 2 ' ) .v their h-g r fl. I r. ''. : agair, J !i"."' A !a Jy e:i! '.' of a fnet.d f- r a t v . ; -ins editied 1 y ?. f - on th little iij v ,'. "s t . t:i l c-ir ft" d ! I -. v child ext'laitrt has lighted !:: i;t? .-:; " told you t r.at v, -.41, t;. -the furpTisM ir-;'::ry. knew it rnyst if. I a light fcr your l. 'i:- V suppose tic f t v- j' hL ! the dark himself ':" When yon takp a "en " have no rnor.ey for a:: waltz off a"d let h r s-iV ; Ii'': Hut wou'dn't the f a racquet ??' ?: :o. ,7 7 . . ..1 j i . . , . "ouiuii i nt- .- ar.u i r.!a:,v ; . ; j OUt. Ul-tttty.'.-H -t . u . fellows attempt to reel eff CJih t : of such stuff at a quick-s'.'r rr.Hr.'t . n, will clog your intellect? bt-f r?'.'-.t; is up. TJurliriQion 11 .-. N v: i Ahont Woni-n. A T-- 7 111 s 1 1 11 1111 11 1 1 mm 11 1 HI 1 si 1 1 P V ' -r'rc 1 VrTt co sectlor si i siir..'.-- ; j -d r' itsei'i v'i lis vsr:r ' rc-: .-. tf tie c. ry in e-.,r;l e. f'uug re.;;:n Ir. sr. It rfT-tdb frre:it relief jl-'-I cntn'crt tJ the p."-jr srb'-) rr.' AnorT FFOWERs.-The correct thing in corsage ornamentation for la dies' wear is a single rose. The next annual meeting of the florists of the United States will be held in Philadelphia. The reign of the big boquet is over. It is not fashionable any more to carry boquet at balls. Over five hundred crysanthemums have been planted among the bushes along the Pennsylvania railroad, close to Philadelphia, and they will soon be a mass of bloom. A Tomahawk of tempered copper was recently found by a farmer rear San born, D-tkota. It is a rare relic, as the method of tempering copper is a lost art In America. J JAMILTONIAN HORSE. The relebrnted llamiltonlan horse. Colonel Wintlel 1. will he kept during the coming season at O'Hara's livery stutde In this place. Some of the finest colts ever seen In this reiifhhornood are bis best recommendation, fir fort hr informa tion call on O'HAKA HKIIS., tr JOHN BENDEK, Ebennrg. Pa May 20. is-,5. Health is Wealth j 1 1 so . . T - . i S -vlt ordtr.try Ceraei f lit V ...s'l ff Jr (rmsi PrlteS'-.OO V - i t f-,r-.i.i-Vurtvit Asr"if ir sr er.'uie:: e. " -MtS.1 I .. l lli, -.' It. Ce-'.-' -,t '. ,u! rs'I err tr l 1 rU rri- verv 1 air ir i .1 gl srUb .n ri lor, n r inni,r ret-rnerl I I '.t srcif '. I Il-a'thJ' lCnr J. o. Mlii.iils.V-i 'suVTttEATItEs4T- E. ('.Wist" Nkbvb aud PitAtx Thfat Siest, a smamnteeKl epecitio for Jlystorin, Ie.-7.i-nee, ( onvulsiona. Fits, Nervous Ncnralfln, Headncho, He rvous Protration cauaed hy t he m-it of alcohol or tobacco. Wakefulness, Jiental IV preesiou, Boftoniiifr of the IJram resulting in in sanity nnd ln.Kling to misery, decny and denth, rremataro Old Age. linrrennees. Loss of powr tn eitker eex. Involuntary Losces nnd Jtpernmr .rrhrea eaiisod byover-eiertion of t be brain, s.lf oljuee or ovor-indulgenoe, Each box cotitnina one 1 month's trootment. f l.OO a box. or eix boiet Cor $5.00, eent by mail prepaid ou receipt of price. WE tiCARAXTEE SIX BOXES Tocuro any rasa, With each order received by lis fur fix bttxes. accompanied with JVto. we will jend the purchaser onr written sruBrantee to ro tund the money if the tr Fitment doea not effect jcure. Guarnntees iaauesl on by by JOHN O. WEST & CO., 862 W, MADI8ON ST., CHICAGO, M.LS., Eole PrtVi iVest's liver Pil 1 i I ?.r ATRICT t O... Tl T s.iiiv vtr-ft KfW T(l-.K. IT. IliewU .O lil .J.SI in uOi!!t. To all who arc sujT.-rina frosn t-ae errors and indiscriior.s of you?, ncrrnr.s -neaknesa. early dreay. ir ? of inn r Ihk- 1. tr.. I wili send a recipe th.it wili ure 50.1, KUKK OF CHARfit Tliis great rsu.sfly was disoovsred by a mis sionary in P-Miih Afwrica. rVnd a self-ad-drasicd envelope to the l;nv. Jus era T. la HAM. Station U. New York Citv. Here are a few of the U men have said for and aca'.r.'. ! Cordrus, a Iatin writer ?: ' are fewer stairs '"n heaveii ;!.ar. ! eries in woman's heart."" Alphons Karr wiites: "TV. f: ship of two women i r.evr nrr a plot acainst a thiid." Madame de (iirar.1 in ir rarest thing in Fi3rfr. r.-x'. 1 pid womau, is a ceiior-us - i Sbakesivare says: "A ::.a:. ; ! ness comes by fits. " j Let us take fnm the m -yt j ter taste left by the iK- i - z a few more polite qu m". i -: "There are but two : - world," says Ma-heib. roses." I-essing exclaim?: masterpiece of the ui: Thackeray writf?: is the loveliest rlnwei heaven." "olaiie declare: ' ing of men are not w. t'.L ment of w omen." Otway exclaims: " ) ;: woman! Nature made ti tr man: we had been bru ' t ? R ' To which Mark T for you we shou'd tr' b : should not be here. " .lorr.NAi.i-M in a I': - a: 'What does this ria- V lira living?" aked : ''lie's a newspaper n nv.. "A what?" "A new i"i"-r rr '.'. ' ' and tir.ds out what'? -world, writes it down a the newspapers." "Sake? alive ! 1 strong fellow like 1. m n. . ! -better tusiness a c..T'! '' : J smith, or aoireti.it c ' a: J OPv TTT"S nnti v aaypa a 1 m x if ta. fc. W . . a 1SHISOO Si,s ww , t . IskI Itj m. w tj se " s. '.j.y. J' ' aa a-aa L.'- . .o Js T" i . tt . . 'n. - - - i-Lititatiu -- -- ft PATENTS TW A CO., of the Pcirvnrtc AMTurtx cti. Um.etouct a. 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She has not had so k,p. 1 ' ' ' years." .. - Trinl bottle? free at Jin-..- -Lart?e bottles $1 yty mother Is elgh ty-t J sue for years tias st.fTrr. d k:'' v mat sm. In fact she w ;""' ' (, ine unable to move about it - '. '- ' friend Induced ber to trv . Favorite Kemecly. Stie d' i ' sr ' 'I . ; most immediate relief." It'" I" '...., ina,lii.ina in An cru H eVtHtlvts ti1 & : " a great variety of complaint-- Y u pirssibly regret havinu pure sr.. - ber that rbeumatiftn cann.'t It c-f' Dally. The reason why the or '! !-" r 1-ettiT is because t-afh !rv r" veil his ite:ub.-.i a' ,: '' ' eelf. I i