,-A.clvi'tis.-inr lint !-. The Jsrr eel rtiaM. rirr-lti.ti .- the Pia. f-Ris Kkfkmak cora m-no 4 (t lu t h. fs..rsol. eon .i !cr. 'mn ol iimnrt. - e furor will la-et-rrel at the follrvtiK I ra'ep: 1 Inrl,. J times 1 ? nuintln ? 1 " I tnentbs . 1 - t year ' " - luunlh "s i 1 Tr --an . pv.il.li-. I at ' j i , - u t 1 n ' N Jt 1,1 JlM G. IIASV. 43 13 s . e s.tbs....... . 1 jre.r rul ttwiTiiba....... 4 " e muni ha r" rr ; f !"!!- 1 year 11 0 1 no Jl.il0 a o T5s v i,ir..Mi in rlt.w tl M t'n' ' ,,, :!: I' liin a ni'Ttiii.. 1 7.-. ' j0 it nut fm 1I within s month.. ?eo 'j" Xi llr. i' pmd wl.hin tin jrnr.. ill ' 'T r, ,r reefing iit"!r1i nr the eonrov. , liun:l per vi-or Will lie rhr,rf. in !"' -1 " ''li.i 'event will the nt-nre i.rm Vl i!r 1 ' Hiil tii'"" don't enngnlt their Prt' lit I'-i'1"' I" "l1"" must in' x- v J,, pigee'd on the jine f Hiiinie those who : j. 1 'I' ,:"'' ,"',,'trtl' i'iiIijrl.Ml tri m 1,7 . , r , mr T'"!" J0 M-P It. if Mop "' " 'v.ine " cjl.iw:i:s 1I0 otherwise. . J .." .wiiK ille I too ,h'Tt. 7 1 tints e. Item. Brat Inwrtlon le. per lte t o'h pur.eqneitt insertion ie. per line. A"lniu:trt, r acd tieceuir't Notice .... Ai:.!:'.ifp Notleea Srr ami rltn-.lar K"tlre -- 01 !. ,rlh,0il4 tOHlinKiil(fl.'ioill rnenri t" i f .'fe.f '1. -ii I. . -.ii'frr of J ir it -!r"im ' 'ft iof hr naij tor a adrrrt t$rmmt . I HlTic ol allkluil ti-.'!j oi'. Hi wo!j eecaieU at lo.wi iricu. Xioo'i )- i.r.et 1. JAS. C HAS 3 ON, rlItor rnd P.jMshor. VOLUMEXIX. HK l v f.lKltmS WITH THK TH TTT ft UAKKS TKKK. ANU.AI-L 4 H It II.AVM AkfII r.1.50 and tct.ie per yeai. In rivarr e X UMBER 27. i:rENsnuRG, ta.. Friday, august n,.iss5. sV: .v-' ft .K . w )0 pi a 1 t-a ei for gnfcnta and 'Children, free--xrn'i J av.pprlur r.- .. r -,ir .-rarintiou I P'' r Si'.i: aw I-.i-.r?fRa. i nicl t!w, 1 taolonm." IL A. ajku. r. Jt. I., I i1!;;'. ' nJ V"-"- fir" Tita The BEST in the Worid g i C-3 2- Car fo r Smr, White hre dpTntod thrlr I!t to'ly of dcrclopla; the Kcd Organ, the hiring mas a fat tared Orraan for 85 years. t-i (he -aior . fi' Ir conctrnction In f POSITIVE DURABLE i ami will not gi-t ont of tepalr or Tune LV MANY YE All 3. In Bcy1n?an ORGAN dem't be led into parrhsMns oue that contain" a AP.KA Y GF STOI'3 " and FEW HSXDS but write to a ?rl IfiRI F dkalepi . HkLlnuLL or 3f anurnoturor bo r i!! f iirniHh y on at even Ufi money &J!rtt-etas ORGAN. fST Stops coat bat few tents each Vr;e f r cur CATALOGUE and diagram iVewir.g construction of the INTERIOR of organs, SENT FREE TO ALL, nd AGENT'S DISCOUNTS allowed where we have no Agent. V Wilcox White Organ Co. MEHIDEIJ, CONN. - - . '.JAitfc4H.w NJ liJ'Kr..i,'ln:rr.eriia P r:0!CALCu3E fo.; 1 , '. '. . :. in u''f :. u, or Vr.WniT'! , ...-it trri. Areil i arts Weaki:. f PHYSI CS re 'kird tr:t rher. . r.k, a rnet li lit. I "V . 5.l'l y f:EMHiTthat ii ,s Muring H 'Jl'Slc. ' ' '' ' i:r.l,. n.:l T:;tto ton o.'Fitf ".- :R33-JSf IN r.'A fnQjsipC'rei. 4. -'' :i' a: r.: ritctral prmci 55 ..i... I; .1 . rt-cr a: t :c;li n 4Vrj!c; iC'S'J I'lf.urnco ii frit ' fj '4 u Jl-y- Thiat- T'!?L L? i 'r ' ft"1i' '"of th hu. ' p f"fV rl'i-iil crrn:n U r.!.rt. n - .T . t- U r:.f BiamctitiK (Itmf! t, "i; Vr. i.i'.isi'i-.-T'.frc.i'f.r iro.jieu.n,,,.j- ji-'j :iii,:iii'j.i'itiut ,'r. nA.IRIS RKP.-i'fiOi'CO. tSTCSstWSTS t li PTt rJ"-r' ' -C -It oY.' Trus. Mi T Tm f PU!4lIt.R i t::; w ..?.).- i: . il . r.r. i it ia ; r i- t :r..i' -t .-t ':r: if, v a i A i V ': i I: . ! -"t ,;nd M!o'mI r- t-? T - 'L "' '- ll'-.'9!-i. Itml An1; t it:. " - ' i" 'Tr. . ; i:! Mid Mjt-fl - 1 .t, t.i forlt istnl - ' l'.vir-t.indtTiti ' ' '" V!l 'SI e ?2, 9 ' y. X '! r.s-.:t f f .5 "..-. i.-T . 'o, fit-ri ! -in,-, t t iv-. y nx- - i. J.J-m r f.mr. for it I -..U.-. r'ttt Twf, Mf:m ' ' -4- :r J '':.,'f. S -.A -.t ( - ymr drt:inrt or . -v-r. v,j( iiro .(.-,. t;, if ..nfn 'i'io -..'.-I.; ,: ! r - h v'T. Kr.i. :l - r J r- rtf. I' ii.t.o- r, -ork Shavings FOR MATTRESS: . '" ''han,-: f,!iini In mt. ' I !., I J r "f l)-iPK lis , I irrnunj CO It K SlIAV--t ,:il 11 n;t iluiaMo 4u I tl? . win n:i a larue : "Hat.! .1. ' -i.i . r J I. ... .... l;.,il,a,l titrrrt. Kr, SMEfl VAHTED. -'iYBODY c"n n,:,lie rh0 " '':,; " tf graphs new - -.- ' I'.t v I'hitp process n-e wpi ind post paid lioche's 11 or i;t.llrs wliicli eives full In- ' f'lt :n:iV;C2 t hp pictliren. ' f ;i n. from $10 upwaids. f ' 1 nor(K;i:Arinu pullktin." '"' ,! 1 ",f ''HAS. y. (.HANII1.KR. be.1 ' '"111.1I DipAitrncnt of the School ' ' " 1 nt 1. 1; (Jttili-a, puhliftiPd twice !' 'i r 11 i ! y ?2 per A hu u tn. keeps TIjo "rj, t'tofussi,,,,,,! r aiiiatrur, fully '11 ili inijifivcitifnts, slid answers all r,i 'i''ti difticultii's arisf. 'r a tiri pri,.p ist, fr,,r I- A M. T. im oV Jt ('(.. " I liutivcrali - Appaia ant Materials, N"- " u iii:oAi)v.v, I V. 4 ( ll.lv t l I Y. """ ' '"''ii'' in ;i.e u) Mufnct. GOOD NEWS 13 LADIES. CrMl. fiflni-Amainla urnrnf. ffTwl. Now'a yonr t ini to (t up otWtb f..r oar clkrtd 7a vt4 aT 'kr. ... Jt -.. a l.x.l i ,..TT. Jr s-. nr fliimleno IIomtnl V "T" " K.nriMr M, orl.ol, BujkI Muaa ',: '" r AMKftH AN TF.A c o 11 udj Vct u. n Vork. 1-4 Iilton CtTt, IT. Y. FQR mil SEAW.g (3 a 1 3 Essrsr THE BEST EXTERNAL 3 roR H j rtS sir. b 2 j --3 Sprains, Braises. Burns an A Sfilfls. o - j : ; H e3 Frosted Feet and Ears, and all otlier 'i Pains and Aches. It is a safe, sure, and effectual Remedy for -h HORSES. E fry One trial prove its g merits. Its ciiccts are in g most cases S INSTANTANEOUS. Q Every tiottle wnrrantpj toB rive SMilactlori. Si-nd n.I- M dress for i :t:ni.!i!-t, r' fi, pir. fj full tlirfctinaa ir ihak! t r -it in' "n t .f til tfjvis iiia -i s. m ino. .-um ever, wuiic. Hmry, J. b.-.son priori, rrofrietufm. Bor'.iDrton, TL Sold iv V . S. H:,rVi- .V H o.. Kl.en-htir. I'a. mVINIU BLOCK, CARL RIVIWJUS, Practical Watcteter an3 Jeweler HAS alwuTJ on band s laree. varied and ele tran t aSiirtment of WATCH KS, 'Ii miks lUVtLHY.SPfX'TACI.l.S.KYK.GI.ASSKS fcc, whlrd he otters for sale at loivrr pri-es than any other dealer in the county. Persons needinir ,inyt Mn tn hi. Hn" will i!o wel 1 to fflve him a cl! Iiefiire purchasing elsewhere. -Prumpt aMentlon paid to repairing IMork? Watches, Jewelry, Sc., and aailf iac mn it n:.ran e-'iiit -.1 It iinr.: -i ri i ! r 1 e. h t 25 Vf?f..rv use- The G-ti':t .-T "It.-i .-.i-.-.h c! th,a Ajf! TjC. os I-. !r-' it". Iv i :-o"tl Tt. I'nta la the he -.tl, -txr'.-.i: r. ! : i-if t.'tnt is tb.l Vi'-If X'avt, I-ni-.i ii'irtr sirl'ler rln AMt i ! r n r e.i t inir, "with adit. Inrtir.ot :ii. t o r- i-rt !on ot bin! 5- rr mind, I rritiib I i.i r :-l ' "c;' ri !,iw eptri : w It 1 a r.ii!inct4iin,ittiu-fc lect n! aoxne iluC7, Vrcrin . si. it is.--, n . 3, 1 li!"rri?ra' lo Hit rf, I'.-n hi :' - c trt ? . s llraoncei over r ri-.ii; I' '?"s.'C?i., vl. II tit. 1 ".-r . "1 i ." M ' c. 1. -inc, ritt-4 f 'vTh'A'V'O'iJ. TTT :'... i v.! e -r,r--i.ly u 'intcl to 2 (:,, '..:! f:n20 frt'ect aucrt a ci ' 'f v. 'tr r: 1 miti! !. rmfTerer. 'T r'y Ir.-crs:-; TiJet-.t,An.l en-lino tbe 1 :riy 1 1 r "5 1 rt : i tiii ilir rvt m n jouc-ti.-.:. : t -yiii i- roi:-. '.i-tvn ta 19 'Oti.-1' '' !r 1 1 1 r amttienDon of i inl.tL. it , :iv - . 1: ti i 1 or! or. Sots !nsnn3f.'-o.!-i:-. .-'! by Iruplhtn, cr ser. ly .r.-sM .n r- ; efn!t 41. Cmt;cc-, Ct rnuira.i' ., Ssw Ycrk. The GREAT JUMBO EMCINC BOILEP. rOMMED. friet.fl7.' upward 'hcroft r!u In the market for dnv inif livht. marliine rv. .Tost the thin for Farmer u e?. lv t'ream Dealers, I'rtntirar Pre:fes. Tbr.'h'u Mnehlnes fir. Manufni-tnri-r nl ll kind" ol Ma chinery it Joh'iinif. Send fur t'ntalnifue and I'ico I.lst. H.P. IIIXKH, St. Sil ft 83 Inwn Ave.. An. mhksv, Pa. May W. ISSa.-lyr. PATENT Obtained nnd a!' PA TEXT J7 r.sV.VA'.S'.V at tended to for HOD Kit A TR FKKX. Our llion is iijitiiisin- the V. Pat?nt Of fice, nnd we e:u (nitaltl Patents in less twiifl than ttio retnore from WASII1XOTOS.. Snrt MOlJKL Oi; DHAWIXU. We ad vise 8S to patentability free of charge : and we mske XOCHAR'JE UXLES8 FATEXT IS SECL'IiED. We refer, here. t the l'nstiunstor, the S(ipt, of Money Order and to officials; of the U. S. Pa'tMit Office. For circular, ad vice, terms and r r.-'ccces to pcua! clients in your own .stii- . t I'mit ty, wrii; ti a. ;. h.vow c'l co., Opp. Patent vi'; UainKln, if. THIS PAPER E rT rorvn ox K AT I. VVI.JLf. fc (' lfewapaper Adrertlin-f Itiiri (10 Ml:t'CB N KKr.Tl luay bu iuu CEfT.it C..-.ifa:.y, a 9 mm fir' "' ' 1 . f f j. -4.' . . If" XIIE V-A-S-E. From tlie madiJcnlriK crowd they stand e. part. The mniilens four and the work of art ; And none; might ttll from siitlit alone In which hud culture riyest grown The Gotham Million fair to see. The Philadelphia Pedigree, The Roston Mind of azure hue. Or the eoulful smil from Kalamazoo For all loved art In a seemly way. With an earnest boiiI and a capital A. Lori they worhljicd : but no one broke The sacred stillness, until up apoko The AVostern one from the nameless place. Who. blushing, said : " What a lovely vase." Over three faces a sad smile flew. And they edged away from Kalamazoo. Pnt Gotham's hamrhty soul was stirred To crush the stranger with one small word. Deftly hidlns reproof in praise, ho cries ; 'Tis, Indeed, a lovely vaz I " But brief her unworthy triumph whoii Tlie lofty one from the house of Penn. With jhe consfiotisnss of two grandpapas. Exclaims : " It is quite a lovely vabs I ' And frlnncea around wltli an anxious thrill Awaiting the word of Beacon hill. Cut the I!oton inai 1 smiles courteousloo. And p"iitly uinriuurs : "Oh. pardon me! "I did not catc'a your remark, hecauso I was bo entranced with that charming vaws I -J.J. P.oche.tn Ufe Hl'liVS TRAMP. It was ft chilly evening In November. The wind nmaned drenr'Jy around the corner of Ivy cottajre, and the bright open Prc-plnce seemed doubly cheery and in viting l:i contrast to the cold and dark ness rmtskle. In ,-i lnxnrionfl easy cL.ilr reclined a fciir girl, her white hands resting idly In hor lap, and her eyes fixed on t he glowing em bers. Presently she spoke, in a tone that wtis hnlf jesting, half impatient. "Knby, do put that everlasting darning away. It positively tries me to have yon sit there stitching away a-s If your Ufo de pendeil on it." " I am sorry to weary you M.-iude, bat ' I have one more hole to darn. Dear me I What a big hole it is :" she. went on, 9ur veyint; it with cotnicil dismay. She was not pretty, yet no one who knew P.nby would ever have thought of calling her plain, rilio possessed no trace of her cousin's fair, stately beauty, but her sweet face had nn attraction that few could withstand, he differed from her cousin as much in disposition ns she Hd In feature, for Maude was pro rid, selfish, nnd discontented, although she was a petted only child, while little Kuby, a de pendent orphan, was as haj py as the day was long, and loved nothing better than to make everybody else as happy as her self. Tha two girls made a pretty picture as they sat there in the bright, cosy room, and so thouaht a stranger who paused for a moment outside the window to admire the scene. Only for a moment did he pause there, then groping his way through the darkness up to the door, he knocked. Hiiliy sprung to obey the summons. As she opened the dixr she saw a man stand ing liefore her in a worn, decidedly shab by suit of clothes, lie raised his hat. " Can you kiudly give me shelter here for the nTght " he beft,n, but before he had time te any more Maude sprang to her feet, exclaiming angrily. "Ruby, shut that door, this instant! It's a tramp, and we shall all be robbed and murdered in our beds if we let him in." But tendcr-hoarted Iiuby found it hnrd to oliey her cousin's command. ' I am sorry,'-she said, gently, trying to soften her cousin's harsh words, but I am afraid you cannot stay here..' 'Can you tell me where I enn find a lodging t asked the straaer. " I have been ill, and cannot spend this cold night in the fields." Ituby hesitated Wait a moment, please !" she exeValni ed hastily, then obeying nt last Maude's repeated commands to "shut and lock that door," she darted up sfckira to her own little room. She drew from Its hiding place a little gold dollar, one of her chief treasures, and hastening down stairs aguin, she opened the door. "What are you going to dor" asked Maude angrily, lay!ng a detaining hand u,'on her, and trying to shut the door again In spite of ltuby's efforts. "I won't let you give this miserable fellow any money. He w ill only spend It for liquor and get drunk on it. Are you crazy, Kuby f" she asked, ns the girl darted past her out In the porch. " Here is some money, poor man," she panted breathlessly. "There is a little hotel about a mile farther down the road, and you can get supper and lodging there. I wish 1 could let you stay here." The stranger raised the little hand that profiered the coin respectfully to his lips, and t hanking her, turned away and van ished in the darkucs.H. "I would like to give you a good shak ing," enid the angry Maude, as she closed and locked the door with rather unnec essary vehemence. " I believe you would have been perfectly willing to let that mi mUU tramp stay here all night Ltit hadn't been for me." " I don't believe he was a tramp at all,: Maude," protested Ruby. ' He looked like a gentleman, though his clothes were rather fhabby, I must confess. He look ed sick; too. I should have been dread fully onoomfortable to think that per haps he might have had to wander about all night, when we are so warm and com fortable." " You're a silly goose," was Maude's only reply, and Ruby said no more, though she secretly rejoiced In the thought of the comfort that her long treasured gold coin would procure the poor wanderer. A week later there was great excite ment among the young ladies in this part of the country. The owner of Kiver view, a beautiful country seat in the neighborhood, had returned after an ab sence of twelve years. Ho was a single gentleman, and in every feminine heart there burned a secret hope that she might become the mistress of Riverview. When Invitations for a reception were issued, the excitement rose to fever heat, and nothing else was talked or thought of for days. Kven little Kuby had a share In this de lightful bustle of preparation. Her uncle had laughingly declared that she should have a chance at Mr. Karle with all the rest of the girls, and had bidden her choose a new dress for the occasion. Maude stood before her mirror when the important evening came, conscious that she would have no rival in beauty. She was really beautiful in a dress of creamy satin, with folds of filmy lace half concealing, half revealing her rounded arms and graceful neck. Ruby was quite eclipsed by her cousin's magnificence in hor plain dress of white muslin, looped with bunches of scarlet geraniums : but berfaoe was radiant with delijrht, and she admired her cousin with out a trace of envy shadowing her happi ness. When they had taken off their wrap pings and descended to the brilliantly Illuminated parlors Kuby grasped her cousin's arm with a cry of surprise : "lyook, Maude; look, there's my tramp :" The weather-worn suit had been roplaced by a faultless evening costume, but Ruby recognized the dark eyes and clear-eut features. Maude recognized him too. and her haughty face arew pale with vexation and disappointment, for she had not doubted that she w&uld be able to win the homage of the master ef Uivervlew. That would not be possible now. She could never atone for the harsh, cruel words to the homeless watideyer who had pleaded lor shelter under her roof. Everybody was surprised and some of the moet aspiring young ladies not a lit tle Indignant when the master of River view paid the most marked attention to quiet little Ruby. " Do you recognise this V he asked her, before the evening was over, directing hor attention to a little gold coin that hung on his watch-ohaln. Ruby blushed. " Please excuse me," she faltered. ' 1 thought you were poor awl hadn't any money to pay for a lodging anywhere, and yoa looked sick." " I must explain to you how I happened to bo asking for lodging," lie said, look ing tenderly at the downcast, blushing, face. " I had not been well for months and uay physician advUed me to rough It for a wuUd ; to take a walking tour through the country. I lost my way, aud fearing that I would be thoroughly chilled through before I reached River view, I ventured to ask for a night's en tertainment. I forgot how roujh my ap pearance was, and I certainly do not wouder that your aousin took me for a tramp." " Oh. she will be so sorry new that she knows who you are," exclaimed Ruby, blushing again at the rejiiumbaunce of Maude's words. " I feel as though I ought to return you this llttlo coin," he said, "now that you kuow I am not In pressing need of it, bnt if you will allow me 1 will keep It to re mind me of your kindness to one whom you supposed was poor and homeless, hometime. perhaps, I may venture to oTer you something In exchange for it." After that evening all the other girls gave up their hopes of winning Mr. Karle's heart, and before many weeks had passed he told shy, blushing Kuby of his love. There was no need of a lonn engage ment, and ere long the Joyous wedding bells rang out their sweet ohimes, and poor little Uuby, who had been dependent upon hor uncle's charity for her home, became mistress of Riverview. PAYING A CONSCIENCE DEBT. A Itemarkable Cmn of tlie Kind Itronjclit to Light at Wanking Ion. The archives of the government contain many curious communications, but none, probably, possess a more romantic interest thau the following, which the Washington correspondent of the lioston Herald was permitted to read by a Treasury Depart ment official. It was a letter which ac companied a large sum of money as a con tribution to flhe conscience fund. The wriler began by stating that In the year 1S0H he was a passengor on the steamship Henry Chauncey, New York to San Fran cisco. He was a telegraph operator and under engagement to the California State Telegraph Company. During the voyage he became acquainted with a gentleman who wa known to his fellow passengers as Charles Edmund Hastings. A fast friendship grew up between him and the writer. Upon their arrival in San Fran cisco they put up at the same hotel aud oc cupied adjoining rooms. What followed Is here given in the writer's own words : " The next day I reported for dttfy. I-ate in ths afternoon I received, among a number of other telegrams, one from the Chief Inspector of the Postofflee Depart ment at Washington directing the author ities at San Francisco to keep a sharp lookout for one Charles Emmons, who had stolen money to the amount of 65,000 while an employe of the New Y'ork Post offlee. The description of Emmons tallied exactly with that of my friend Hasting, and in some indefinable manner I became convinced that he and the defaulter were one and the same person. Upon the Im pulse of the moment I slipped the message Into my pocket. "When I returned to the hotel 1 hsnded. It to Hastings and asked him to read it. I then told him my suspicions. Without going too deeply into particulars, he con fessed everything. It was the old story. He had sunk every dollar he possessed in Wall street, and, in an evil moment, had used the funds of the office, until detec tion stared him in the face. Ho started for New Orleans, but, hearing that the police were on his track, conceived the daring plan of returning to New Y'ork and embarking from there to California. While search was being made for him In the Ponth he was rapidly steaming away to the Faclflc slope. At the expiration of several weeks they had probably found a new clew, which had resulted in the send ing of the telegram In question. Hastings beggeA me not to expose him. and promised that under a new name and in a new country he would begin life over, and in a few years make good the government's Iohs. I promised silence, and he disappeared that night. I learned from a mutual friend some months later that Emmons went to Virginia City, Nev., and there died of am incurable disease. A few years ago, ry the death of a relative, I came Into possession of what to a man of my modest desires is an ample fortune. I desire, therefore, to make restitution to the government for the amount of Mr. Emmons speculation. In which I have always considered myself an indirect ac complice. The sum inclosed is the princi pal and interest to data." Tlailma of Petit Senn. !t ns respect gray hairs ; but, above all, our own. Love, when it visits old men, is like sun shine upon snow ; it is more dazzling than warming. We forget the origin of a parvenu If he remembers it; we remember it If he for gets lu The first love that enters the heart is ths last to leave the memory. The truth abont our merit lies midway between what people say of it to ns out of politeness and what we say of it ourselves out of mode9ty. . Where the intellectual level is low charlatans rise to distinction. They are like those rocks on the seashore which only look high at low water. Those whom experience does not render better are taught by it to seem so. To endeavor to move by the same dis course hearers who differ in age, sex, po sition and education is to attempt to open all locks with the same key. AMONG THE MORMONS. QTJS METHODS OF ENTERTAINMENT. A Drnmmer'ii Kxperlenee Tre DUliop Polut Ont , III Law .tlaker and Lodges the Via tor tor at Mgnt. Cm my arrival at Leht I was directed, as usual, to the Bishop's house for enter tainment. Rapping at the door, I was soon confronted by a large, heavily -built, broa 1 shouldered fellow, who asked me. In anything but polite language, what I wanted f I Informed him that I desired entertainment for the night. " Where are you from f " " Califoruia, sir." " Where are you going " " South," I answered. After plying ma with a few more questions of a similar nature he invited me In. On entering tho house he turned to me and said : " Do you see that rifle up there ?" looking up to the point indicated I Faw one of those long, murderous rifles, com monly called Mississippi rifles, resting snugly upon the antlers ot a Rocky Moun tain buck, I told him that I saw it. and ranch admired the artistic manner ot hanging it. " Well, mister, that is our law maker. When any one comes among ns and tma mits any dirt we do not hesitate for one moment to use it. Now, listen to ma. I am the Bishop of this settlement I have two wives and several daughters. Now, If you can promise me not to speak to, or even look at, any of my women folks, you are welcomo to remain over night. Keep youroyebn that rifle and mind what I told you. Can you do it t" It was a misrhty hard Job, but I first told him that I was at his command, and if it was hU honest flost re, why, of course I would obey him. At that time he bade me follow him into an adjoining room, where his family was assembled. I was dimly conscious that there wore sevoral females seated around the fire. He drew up a chair for me, and bade me be seated. Turning to the women, he gave them or ders to prepare supper, he himself taking my orders for what I wiahed. All this time I dared not turn my head or look toward any one bnt the Bishop. I knew that his oyes were upon me, aud that his two wives aud daughters were studying me closely. I was greatly em barrassed, but withal mauagod to dispose of a hearty supper, at the conclusion of which we again returuod to the sitting room. It was by this time quite dark, and Ms son, a large, athletic fellow, com ing In, the Bishop told him to entertain me, and, at the proper time, show me to bed. Putting ou his overcoat and a fur cap. for it was qnJte cold, he bade me good -night, saying that he was compelled to attend a ward moeting. Before clos ing the door, he pointed to the rifle over head, and said: " Remember, young man, what I told you." It was positively Unkind of him to re mind me of It, for the confounded old gun was constantly on my mind. I had een some little of their treacherous work, nnd had heard much more. I knew what they were capable of doing, and, under the cir oumstnnces, dared not disoboy his warn ing. The door closed and he was gone. The ladies were seated ou my right, the son on my left. To make assurance doubly sure, 1 turned my back to the ladles, and facing the young man entered into a con versation with him. One of the ladies got up and went to the door several times. Finally she came np behind me, and I bluntly asked if I was a Mormon t Ihard i ly knew what to do. I had been warned j against speaking to or even looking at j any of the women. Was she trying to I draw me into trouble She certainly knew that I had been forbidden to address ! her under the penalty of death. Yet there she stood, calmly inviting me to my j fate. The young man's eyes were upon me. Cireat beads of perspiration started out on my forehead. "Do not fear to speak, young man ; he has gone, and vill not return before mid night," she said, and at that she laid her hand n my head. "It's all right, stranger," said the son. It's all right; speak up and look around you as much as you ploase, I'll vouch for your safety." The ice was now broken, and, turning to the old lady, I Bald that I was not a Mormon. "Thank God for that ! she said, and then the conversation lecame general. I was told all about the heartaches and sufferings of the first or original wife ; how in almost every case they had been deluded into joining the Mormon faith under false pretences : what shame and mortification came over them when it was found that a second or third wife was to be taken into the household. I was rather reticent, and I did not ex press my opinion on the subject as I other wise would have done. Tlie two daugh ters were comely and full of life. About 10 o'clock they bid me good night and re tired. A half hour later I was conducted to my room by tho young man. AsceSding a pair of stairs and entering the door to my right I was somewhat amazed to nnd myself in the bedchamber of the young ladles, who had by this time retired. Their lamp was still bnrning, and having forgotten all previous warn ings, I allowed my eyes to roam at will around the room, and naturally they rest ed on two dimpled faces beneath snowy caps. As I was enjoying the scene I was brought to a realization of my position by the deep tones ot the youug man, who snid : "This way, please," and taking me by the arm pointed to a bfed 1m an adjoining room, remarking. " You will sleep there.'' The rooms were connected by a double doorway. The doors had been dispensed with, and, consequently, we were virtu ally in the same room. I was noon snug ly stowed away, aud as naught divided us but an imaginary door, my courage re vived. Situated as I was 1 began to anal yze my feeliugs. Here I was in the house of strangers. True, one head of the fam ily had forbidden me to hold anv commu nication with the other part, while the other part of the familv had vetoed the first injunction, and 1 had oeyed them both, llere was certainly confidence. It struck me that the young ladies were ex ceedingly VlVacious, as they kept up a constant titter, ana their mnrmurings of soft nothings wete somewhat embarrass ing to my sensitive nature. I was just beginning to congratulate myself on hav ing so much confidence reposed In me hy my host, whon what was mv astonish ment to see the young man dragging a mattrass into the doorway and make his bed there. As he was going to lie down he drew forth a large-sized stx-shooter, and placing it under his pillow, lay down to sleep. I was virtually under erres. There lie lay between me and liberty. All my dreams of confidence were instantly knocked into a cocked hat. 1 was not sorry when the snn arose next morning. tlncinnntt J-Jiujuirer. Itoaetiea. Ifhere are many receipts for getting rid ' of roaches, i me as narmiess as any, is to slice up cucumbers and lay the pieces ii. the way of the bugs. Another, not quite so harmless but more effectual, is to grind up white sugar and calomel in equal parts and sprinkle the mixture over any sort of food or sweets the roaches readily eat It will kill them, and mice too. if not rats. old siioi:. How much a null is llko oM siivsf For Instance: both a wml may isi: TVilh iinre tyn Wnnod ; both are made tight Ply tuWitoMi both Kwt H-ft n4 ro; I'ulh xik1 a m.U txi he noiiisVfo, Viid lf.h ivrc made fo ifij mi f?l, "Uoy ith ntsvl hi-Mn2. tilh nn srild, Aud Hi'Ji la tlmn n-H turn to mold. With shoe, the Inst l first ; wtth'men, 1.e first nhitll be the lfMt. and w'.mn Tlw alioed wnar out th r're m!idoil nrw; W ban Eit wear out Wcy're iun drivi. too ; Thoy are Kolh trod upon. And mt Will truiui ou otters, mthlni loh. l!oth Litre tlioir tioh. and loth iurllti VThfin polilie1 In thn world to shine; J.ad liofli pun Mit- nd wonid ymi rViynn To b m mn.u or h hi. shoes AVonl a Voinlar SHory Writer. Col. K. .. C Juds'ui. tho well -knovr' str-ry writer, lives at his ancestral home In tu CMtskllla. Ifc Is called " fc.fc'lo'e Nea''and is described as a chnrnuu place, A nowapaj.or man who visited there writes as follows : In reply to my remark that he was re puted to have mmlo story-wrlMng profit aide, he said : " I n;i mt rich, tut T cor.ld live dwently If I w-.-re to lo no more work. I l,r earned a heap of money with my pen. for tn y.r I irnM ;, a year, and some jo.irs I have i.kud throe or four tinius that. I ae.-er write a story now for lesn than fci lx0. After my lat campaign with Buffalo BIK I wa cleaned out, and $la,f.00 behind, hut I wont to writing and enrnoJ that :X,(M) in three weeks."' I inquired if he had always wi.tton un der the nom-de-plunie of " Ned Bunt line." "Oh, no," ha said, " that's only one of my pen-names. I write now nv only aa 'Ned Buntllne,' bnt as ' Lriward Mtn turn,' 'Clew Garnet,' 'Reckless Ralph.' Sherwood Stanley,' nnd '.Jules Kdward.' OX course they ail have somes-hat differ ent styles." " You aald you wanted my recipe." con tinued tho Colonel. "I've not the slight est objection to giving it to you, con lid eu tialky, as H were." he laughed. " First I get a pen and s niio ink uiul a book like this, with flfvy sheets of blank paper bonnd up in It, Twelve of these make a story to run twelve, weeks. Then I selec t my tttle. That Is the principal thing. It Is more lni)ortant than anything elso. I've repeatedly had good stories ruined by bad title and bad stories saved and made to go by good title." I took up a manuscript book that he had finished and looted at it. It was written in a delicate baud and every page was a handsome bit of copy, without an altera tion. There was ouly one ernsuro in the first twelve pages, and that only of a sin gle word for which a better one was sub stituted. I asked him If he made a plot In advauee. 1 " No, never," he said. "I pimply take some character, whose name I have de cided on, and legin to write about him. The pfory developes itself. I mean that I never know how a story is coming out, or what the next chapter is going to relate. I bring the fictitious characters into exist, ence and then let them os'iead and work out their own destinies. Another thing as yon Fee I never correct or alter. What I write must stand. If things go wrong, as they do sometimes. I just throw the book on the fire and begin again with out any reference to it." Cheerful nen. ( A writer in the weekly supplement of ; the Detroit Free Press says on the snl Ject : Cheerfulness freshens the heart and makes it healthy and vigorous. The gloom and shadows that pass over the mind make us wretched, but the Influ ence of cheerfulness passes over It like pleasant summer breeze, making creation glad. Cheerfulness, like mast other tal ents, is, to a large extent, the aub.toct of culture, and the preservation and devel opment of it is a duty we owe alike to 1 ourselves and to society. Cheerfulness j blunts arrows, rounds the edges of sharp j swords, secures pure breathing in foul air, easy digestion and refreshing slumbers. Cheerfulness is a spring of power and of pleasure, alike to our physical, our men tal, and our moral natures. How sweetly does it retain its serenity amid the storms of life, when shadowed hy sorrow or peril I How it cheers the lufirmlties of old age. In the sweet remembrance and anticipa tion of meeting those dear ones, whom we loved on earth, where we shall be sep arated no more forever. Cheerfulness smoothes our path and sweetens onr cup, rendering duty easy and affliction light. All nature smiles with us, if we are cheerful aud contented. The birds sing more sweetly, the trees have richer foliage, the f-ky more clear, the sun, moon and stars apiear more beautiful. It banishes care nnd discontent. I would rather possess a cheerful disposition than A gloomy mind and an estate worth five thousand a year. Honor to .'to I lie re. Honor the dear old mother. Tiino has scattered the snowy flakes of her brow, plowed deep furrows on her cheeks, but is she not sweeter and more beautiful now f The Hps are thin and sunken, but those are the lips that have kissed many a hot tear from the childish clfteks, and they are the sweetest lips in all the worM. The eye is dim, yet it glows with the soft radi ance of holy love which never fados. Ah, yea ; she is a dear old mother. The sands of life are nearly rnn out, but, feeble as she is, she will go further and reach down lower for you than any other upon earth. Liove her yanderly and cheer hor declining years with holy devotion. Sweet Little C'hernfoe Tin We .Hunle, A family np-town. says tho New York Tribune, was surprised the other day, and not altogether delighted, at the persistent attentions of ou organ-grinder who played in front of the house for the letter part of the forenoon. The surprise ceased, and the delight did not Increase upon tho dis covery that two charming little cherubs, the hope and pride of their parents, had been emptying their mother's purse by driblets from the nursery window. ' When the money was all gone the musician went also. II Was Perfectly Harmless. "Haw, haw," laughed Clarence Fltz gudgeon, going Into the Queen City Club loaferie the other evening. "I've had suoh an experience on the street, don yon know." "Ah, indeed," Inquired Captain John son, what was it " Why, my deah fellow, just as I was coming in, fouah aw five hoodlums suw wonnded me and shouted ' dood, 'dood,' In a weal thweatenlng manner, don't you know." " Did you knock any of them down f " "Oh, no." " ou didn't f Well, what did you do ?" " Why, my deah fellow, I wan up the steps weal wappldly, and when I weached the top I shook my umbwhella at them, ejaculated ' wats,' and slammed the doah In thelah face, with gweat vigah." LAST CHUECHILU The rinekr American Women XT ho Tiny Koine Iay Virtually llnle ".upland. A fw years ae Mis Jennie Jerome, the second daughter of Mr. Ixo:;ard W. Jerome, met Ixird Randolph Churchill at a dinner in I'aris. Attracted by her beau ty and tho brilliancy of her ca versation, he soiui c-iflned his attention to her. Thos whi sat near them stopped tslking and Lfctemil to them with undisguised admiration. Mlsn Jerome was noted for hiT conversational power, but they had Tii v.-r s-:ned to her friends as bi-Hllatit as oi this occasion. T.ord Randolph, ho-.r- :er, prnved a I'.atch for her. Her satire was met wi'h sparkhng repartee, and hor wit and humor for once for.nd a lair exchange. When the ladies had with drawn. Lord Randolph turned to a friend nud s!d enthusiastically: "That's the brightest woman I ever met." an 1 added, with the seriousness of a fatalist, "and I mean te marry her." Singularly enough, while ho was saying this. Miss Jerome was making nn almost Identical remark concerning him to one other sister IVrhaps that evening she I playod her favorite t. liopin nocturne more tenderly and wooingly than ever; at nil everts, Ixird Randolph was not slow in diaom-eriug that he had made as deep nn lmpreseioii on hor as she h.nd on him. WltUln a fortnight of their llrst meeting they were enued, and vry soon after- ward married. By this union Ix.rd Ran dolph secured a wife whose aspiring and ambitious temperament has spurred him on in his political career, and whose in come s sufiloient to form a weleofne addi tion to his small annuity. nints Ato-ut Horses. It IB not often the c.ise that work ran be brought out of a horse, as butter ont of a highly bred Jersey cow, by the oonsnmjw tlon of enormous nnntnss of fid. -oens of food weakens a working animal nnd disables it from work. It iudMces In digestion, and that Is worse than a sare diet. The daily ration of an Arab'mn horse, which carries its rider If) iniloe In a day, Is six pounds of parched barley, while the rider eats only a handful of dates. The Arab and hU horso are both wiry, sinewy, and muscular animals, without fat or useless flesh. The same principle tdiould be followed in feeding farm horses. A rlld ruie s'lonld l adopted for feeding, and if a horse Is worked extra hard upon any occasion H should be restored by rest and not by the use of more food thau it can digest, esjiec ially when the system Is weakened by overwork. Worry hurts more than work. Let a man set out for a twenty-mile walk with good shoes and well-litting clothes, and lie will arrive at the end in perfect comfort and with a vigorous appetite for his rea sonable meal. But let him walk the twenty miles with a peg in one shoe, wHh a galied heel or a wrinkle in his stocking, or even with cluthes or collar w hich chafe the skin. He woald 1-e worn down at the end of five miles. How many poor horses are thus worn down day after day and then suffered to 'amp the floor rul night to fitrht the bloodthirsty flies. Will an ex tra allowance of oats help the wrotched beasts? Alas! no; ths foofl may be un eaten in the feed box the next morning; bnt the field work must be done, and so after flvo or six years of work the wretched animal perishes when it iight have gone on working to tho age of 2-S had it been treated cou-ideratelv. The Fools ot All Dead In Paj-ta. A matrimonial agent appeared like a meteor and disappeared in I'arLs, ta'ving off K.000 w Ith her. She hired a 100:11 and inserted an advertisement to the t ffuct that a rich heiress, tho owner of ?e0.0o.), was anxious to find a husband who would lie willing to overlook an error committed in early youth. On the day after this ad vertisement appeared twenty eligible suitors applied quite prepared to I e indul gent for the bygone error in consideration of the handsome fnrtuuo. The matrimon ial agent received them sepanrfoly, told thorn nit sti -N'ould not give the name or address of the hebess unless I'i0 wf.rj paid down tn adva:iee. Apparently there was not a wi-e man among the twenty applicants, fur they all paid the commis sion and were sent to various towns in Frauce with false addresser, and on a fool's errand. Nineteen of the twenty victims lacked the courage to communi cate with the police, bnt one of them braved ridicule in ordsr to be revenged, ah!l the lady who obtained -.mo0 so easily is being actively Inquired after. Iloii.ln l'alnr. Hogs do better without rings when running at large In pastures. Tho fact is, healthy hogs on good pasture, with plenty of grass, don't root much ; but when hogs get "off their feed." and their digestive organs are out of order, they begin to root that is. they do the bet they can to secure a change of food to bring them back to a healthy state. In the torn, hog and cattle counties of the prairie State, when a bunch of hots begin to root, it is regarded as one of the first symptoms of coming cholera, and frequently a sals is made of them as quick as -ib.e. The f.lrl Who Laugh. Good and healthy girls are almost alwnys cheerful. No novelist would consider his youthful heroine complete if a "ringing laugh" were omitted from the list of her charms, and in real life the girls who do not laugh now and then are seldom trust ed or liked by their companions. Kvon beauty will not stive them. A bo'.lo who fails to understand the jets of her ad mirers, and smiles In amiable bewilder ment while other ieop!e are laughing. Is soon left with no other consolation save to wonder what anybody could see in her rivalry the happy possessor of merry eyes and a cheerful mind. The gift of fcayety is indeed a great value: but it must be gayety which originates In a kind aud cheery heart, bnt nut that which is born of mere excitement of gratified vanity. The Grape &atgar lndnstry. There are twenty large glucose estab lishments located in seven different states, with an invested capital ol over 10,m0, 000, and a capacity to consume "1,000 bushels of corn a day, giving employment to 4.S75 workmen, paying annually fa.ofW, 750 in wages, consuming l.To8,000 worth of materials, and yielding a product worth $18,870, 000. Orlaln of False Teeth. Italian antiquarians have discovered false teeth in a skull which had been ex cavated in an anciont F.truscan cemetery with many other curiosities at present safely stowed away at the museum of an tiquities at Corncto. in Tnscnny, The sepulchre out of which the skull was taken dates, according to exsrts, from the fifth or sixth century B. C. and the false teeth are animal teeth attached to the human teeth by means of small gold plates. CONVERSATIONAL " Yeu don't mean to say that yon wlsfc your wife would turn into a pillat ol salt " "Not exactly; but " "But what" "I wish that she wasn't qufte so pep pery." A trnmp begged some assistanee. " Can'l yon find work f you are strong enough to work." "T know I am, bnt I can't find any work." replied the tramp mournfully ; " I l-.ok thro'igh the papers every inorntn', but there don't seem to bo anjboly that w-rnis jct such a insn as I am. I try hard enongh, but I'm glttln' dlscourofrefl." ' How are you to-day " said o?d Mrs. Badger Mr. Simpson. "I heard yoU were very sick, and I'va bron;ht you 6ema nice preserves!." "That was kind of yon," replied Ma, Simpson gratefully, "bnt I am qnite weCl I thsnk you. I he; jou have not boll pd to any treuble.' "Not at all." ar.rwerM Mrs. Will, ln-- ""J ' j ' .Not at all. I ana only sorry that 3-pu don't have need fo thorn." " Have yon any vacancies in this off".ce Inquired a sharp, bright looking gtrlgoir.g Into an insurance place down town. "Behold tor yourself," enld the man ager, waiving his hnd towarls a row ot nice young men at their desks. "Oh, yes," she answered quickly, I had aotlced them from the outside; that's why I Inquired. I know so many young men, don't yon know ? " The manager has lieen wondering ever since what the deuce the g'.rl really meaai. Merchant Trorelir. Wife " I wish yon would get yrmf ir?e Insured for -i,u.i0, my dear 1 " Husband " I was thinking of getting IS Insured for 10,0"0." Wife" Do you think you ean " Husband "Ortainly. Why not f " Wife "I supposed the companies rs fused to insure anything for more than Its worth." The Rev. Mr. Slrte. of Bnnirtown ft usher In np-town New York Church)- " Will you show me to a pew, pleae t" t'sher " Yon can take any of ths back pews, sir." The Rev. Mr. Plytes "But I am fbe Rev. ilr Slytes, of Bwr.gtowu." Usher "That don't make any dlffe ence. sir. The back pews can be occupied by anybody who behaves himself." At an evening party Drmiley was intnV duced to a young lady, aaad after a re mark about tho weather he baid gallants ly: " And have I really the pleasure of meet ing the beautiful Miss Smith, whose praises are being sounded by everj to.ly f "Oh. ho. Mr. Dnm!cy,"tho lady replied, "the beautiful Miss Smith tn whom y Ja refer is a cousU of mine." "Oh. that s it Well, I thought thera aiust be a mistake somewhere," said the a-allant Dundey. Judge " Ton are accueed of stesl'ng a pMr of cuffs ; w hat have you to say " Prisoner "I can prove that I IittenJed to return them." Judge ' How Prisoner " Well. IM wwi one tUe un til it was soiied, then I would turn theto. When the second side became more p'ded than the first, I'd return th"m," Tho judge acquitted him of U theft but sent hltn up for SO days to uot the Joke out of his system- Will's kite became entangled in the branches of the maple In front of the dtior the other day, and liefore he could extrt cate it it was torn from end to end. "Oh, darn the thing!" said he with a good deal of temper. "What?" exclaimed his mother from the porch. "Come here, air, instantly. What did yon say f "I said 'darn that thing,'" replied tr 'cute little than. " Bnt there's two kinds ot darns, yon know. One yon say, your self about stockings and that's the kind I meant." "Charles." said trs SpendaU. I saw a beautiful costume at Bizarre's to-day, and I should like it ever so much." "And I should like you to have lt,"rtrled Charles, "but really, Clara, I haven't tbj money to spare." "Oh, you great teasa ; I know you have better than that. I saw a brand-new check bc-ok in your dek ouly yesterday and not one of the checks had been used. A chr- of evils. Mrs. Masharai "What a lot of dust there is, Mablel Shall we have the hood of the carriage put np In front 7" Maliel: "Oh.no,. We shouldn't see anybody." Mrs. Masham : " Shall we have it up bo hind then t" Malel : Uh, that would be still worse, for nobody could see ns." Reerher on t.ame. Mr. BeeoJicr says that a gentleman vis iting Yale, and lwdng t-hown the gymna sium, with its billiard table and bowling alleys, remarked to the profersor w ho was escorting him : "Forty-five years ago I was expelled from this college because I rolled nine pins. And bo adds: Now, X would not advise young uioo to go Into billiard saloons, from practical comnion senee reasons. Not that I have any ob jections to billiards. I have a table la my hoase at Peekskill. and every Chrlulan family onght to have one. ' I don't know how to play cards, but I have no orijecUn to my chlblren playing. XV miking on the Water. HatuXan, the oarsmen, has shee4 Iron shoes for walking on the water. They are of galvanized iron. Ixilng, In farsj, air tight boxes, about four feet by nine laches. On top are apertnres for the feet and on he bottom are fastened a number of small iron fins that work on hinges, closing wbeu the foci Is drawn forward on the surface of the water and openlrsg to prevent the shoe from receding In wa ter when a step is taken w ith the other foot. Hanlan has walked on the water at a fair speed for several hundred yards. oT1any .(ten toUrln4, The average yearly consumption ol grind-- ones in the I'nl'ed State is alxtut S0,0is tona. It varies from year to year owing to the 11 u t nation in the manufac turing trades which are the principal cou Fumers. The year 11 was the hoM sea son ever known In the bnstness. The en tire consumption in that season was 74, TiH) tons. Speech, Sllenre, and Alans;. "Speech Is golden; Mlence is silver," and, says the Lit sge Current, "a'srgrs mud." If