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Among- the many symptoms f of Dyspepsia or indigestion the most prominent arc: Va 8 riable appetite; faint, g-nawing ; fcelinr- at pit of the stomach, I'vlth insatisf.ed craving: for Toed; heartburn, feeling of 52i3ht and wind in the stom- bad breath, bad taste In I r.-outh, low spirits, general I . r3tration, headache, and istipation. There is no form Jisease more prevalent than yspepsia, and none so pecul- a . Al Tl? 1 i ;i me nin-iivmg ana rap iceating American people. Alcohol and tobacco produce f Dyspepsia; also, bad air, rapid I tatiny, etc. BURDOCK BLOOD niTTEr3 will cure the worst lease, by regulating the bowels land toning- up the digestive p'Siiib. aom everywnere. i I, fi I n i 4 k 1; itr 'AY. Vii'Si '). " .-. Tr- h 1. --. ; t ! ' - : .i.v; & .'-- fa. . itrrl i ( ?r'". ti. k - r-.- - 1i-ri,"rr.T"i'7 y n j i. :....; . i 1. ;!lc in . of the r. . .i i. ! Ii. i. r::l!- ; ( - . ' ! ' i 1' ip.l:r. J' I': 7 r-.. v.r. f T it ' ' ' t .Sc. fj y rr d -.( t .r " .it. .r m ' iiio 1 : !iif t .-.! ;;jm i iv- r I' Kr.r- t . j '- -or. r r "o- Shavings va- a i FOR M IVJTPF S3C I" i i ui. t' i ' 1 I rei-i-it n,... !-i' rtl.;l(.rl n ' li t ' 411 l ' fii'l": 'n innt. ' CUKK f I p '111 ll-'li-l l:IIMl'! Hi tl I i fiirire 1 . t I., " -t It MSI HflKii t: Ii 1 tl I H , . "'-'Mr.. R5L2SHEH WIIRTED. :tr 8tciuc, l:.arr!!. jj-u.-.. tion. i I rwt: n. I VTiUiuut Iaj!ir:c-J3 race! ilon. FOR- 91 t osi Sprains, Bruises, a I-nns and Scalds, '-tciirzi3t:&i;a r a PrcstcdFeet and 3 Hoys, and all other PJ f Tains and ..Iches. It i.j a nnfe, mtre, and effect m a I Remedy for Cil!:, ELraiM, Switches, C:r:rf I:., on HORGES. One trial will prove its merits. Its effects are in mot teases INSTANTANEOUS. Jvrery If.ttle T-arrnn?'-l toO : . 13 rTii i.-iiirnnii, -nl nl-tln-fp !.r j.mii .lilot, fn-f, pi v. ii.if 1ti:I liin i ijo'ia f-r the i :itim'i'L of alovc di-'-aes. i ri.'c-o ots. nnil so ct. per uome. bmw everj'wu're. lurlinij-tca, Tt. -.1 ,i H r-f ic I; RIVINiUS' BLOCK, crjesounc. pa CAF?L RJVIWIU5. Praottal fatclinialtpr anil Jeweler nAS always on hrvjrt -i In-? Ti-ir-n ,n(t nln ir a n t ..rii'.i nt nl H'lTi'TIKS cr.'n'irs rf.vvt,'!v. spp'tact.' s FVK-tll. isr' wMrh he nfffr for n!o t ln'?"-t"' 'tun nnvotlir r'lfr In 11: Muntv. PcNnnifntkii ; invthtnir hi' f" will tin well to rive Mm e I j hof oto inf'.'Miri? i' Ni.tr hn. zri Tttiniti nrtorit in pain 'o r.r. iir''nr i;: Icf TTatt-l)"". I fv :flry, and atMirt.;n .nirnn ftCll In !lOM YT til" V , T.I II Pi .... 25 VG A ?S nt USE. Hl9 Greater KodiesnrrVnroph of the Ae! SY.TfTO.VJ3 OF A TORPID LIVER. Ioei of npjtrtita, lioweta coacive. lttln In the hend, vrtfh n dall sensatien in the hmeh part, l'aiu under the ahoaldrr-blaii-., :'ul,rcf rff-r eotins, with aiiiie incimaiien la f JtUi .n of liody or rniad, IrrilaBility of tf mr.er. Low spirits, with n ferliricof hnvinc nrtlccted aome dntr, M earinoac, Dixtinpmtt, 'luiterinir at (ha Heart. Dot before the eye, Il-adacho orer the riht eye, Keatleaene-.i, with fitful drra inn, li'trhly colored rlne, and CONSTIPATION. T7TTs JfiLr.S are eGpeci.ally adapted to such cases cue lo90 effects euutj a ehr tiro of feniinff n h to astonish the aufTerer. Thr Increase tl:e Appetite, ard ra,iw tha rid, to Tf.ko on Flesh, ttm, vtt-"m la r.om ;li-i1. ant by ttu-.r TflnUi A rt ion on the IMwcatl veOritAne.Tt ratlin, ,tool.nr jro-lnri-!. rrl-n-.e. 4 M;ifTay t..?.T. TUTfS HAtls 0E. Gkat Haih or W uiKERe cfcnngeit to a fil.osir Jilach ly a ninvrie application of tliiiLJB. Jc imparts a iiataml ccior, acts iuftintHneiiuHly. oolj by Drngelats, or rnt hyeitnreSHOii receipt Of 91. iVfice, Murray St., New York. CJSATJUMEO tr.NCi:-IE Baiiin rmiiirn. r. 'ir T-'.V vp'rartla Ci.M..'t r In t (. n'fi fk f t ' of .ir; v !rn 'it'll t nipcMne tt. 1 'i t !tr h!n f.-T f.;ft."r- n?a. Tif t "tp im Tf'er. l,-::l:v- I'rrf.. Thrrt'f Me'iirK-a A.-. V;i ntifnr'ltror . . I 1. 1 1 V ! . I 1 1 i-i- r.-r, ; .t .'.i.'nsr. ;c ,.-vi t-M- '-. f ilitsf ne n. !! -i f.l't. H V t: NKIN. I".iiv vk ; A l.l.Kf.HF! Y. VS. : May lyr. It " . J t: .. " j:i 4 . i 1 1 PA1 Ohtnint'.i mikI t'ATF.XT Hl'sl X E.SM a t- tfriled t., i, MonEHATE FEES Onr.tlic'i-i pi smi-lit,- II Cut-nt Of fin1, ninl.wi" en; m;.MIi iiiti' ' t. ttn Hi.u Itiin- r, ,,t . i ..n, WAStll XiTOX. Set.4 MOhEr. OK DKAWJMf 1 Vav iim to im1 , t-. . i. -i ' i - m i-nnr"'- uriil k nr.!:.- XO CJIAR JE VXI.Ess I'ATEXT IS SECURED We rU-r. iit-r-. ? IVistmantor. the S.iiit. of Mnin-v U ii i l'V.. ,in1 li i ftiniaN of Itie U. !S l.it -ii' tli F-ir'-ireii n, ail V Ci", (lion Mini li'lfit i.rrti l'i c! tin 1 clients i;t viitir nwn hi.-if r Ni'suly, tite to 13. r. H'() VV fe C3 O . , Otip. Patent Office. M a-Oilim Ion, 'K CO 'j1PLET 0 HE.,,,""'.'i""i ta. from i a 1 1 ! I- K. i i. . I' f r i.t rvr l- . - ,v fc. v..,.f , k st. pk.iaJel. ru4 S'-tf tfji-k. bi'.K. l'K i. i' t. A .... cm Li.c i 5 V. s. PILLS CONTENTMENT. Onrp on a titn an oiil red hon Went Ntrii!tiu 'round with clnrk. iximpous For she Imil little b.tbiea ten. A lnrt of whii h v.-.:re tiny darks. "'Tn very rare tluit hens," said she. " Huve baby ducks a well as chicks "But I possess, us you can see, -Of Ilk-kens four and ducklings six : " A seasun later, this old hen Apiteared. still cackling of her lock. For, though she boasted babies ten, X'tt one among: them was a duck ! " "Tis well." slie mnrmered. brooding o'e The little chicks of ftuecy down My babies now will stay ashore,- "And, consequently, cannot drown I " The following spring the obi red hen flocked Jtit as proudly as of yore Hnt lo! her lm'.es were dncMinxa ten. Instead of chickens, as letore ! '"Tis bt-ttcr," said the old red hen, Anshe surveyed her waddling brood ; "A little water now anil then "Will surely do my ihirlinns good ! " Rut oh ! alas, how very sad ! When t'entie rirlnt' rolled 'round again The eei.-s eventuated bad. And h;l.l!t.-s-( was the old red hen! Yet iatiently she bore her woe And stiil she wore a cheerful air. And "aid: " 'Tis best those things nro so "For babies are a dreadful care I " I hnlf ansjipct that many men. And many, many ivonien. too. Could leni n n leson from the lien W'itb foliage of Vermillion line; She ne'er presumed to tu'te offense At any fate that minht befall. Hut meekly bowed to Providence hhe was contented- that was all I FOURTH COUSINS. In the early summer of IfiO r went tipon . a visit to a distant relative of mine, who lived in one of the Shetland islauds. It was enr!y summer with myself then: I was a Dii dic.il student, with life all be fore me. The steamer landed me at T,erwick, and I completed my journey with my boxes next day in nn open boat. It was a very cold moriii' , w itn a szray, cold, choppy sea on, the spray from which clashed over the 1 oat, writing me thoroughly, and making me feel pinched, blear-eyed, and miserable. An opening in a wall of rock took tis at " length into a long, winding fiord, or arm of the sea, with jrroen, bare field. on every side, ami wild, weird like sheep that paed on us for a moment, then bleated and fled. Kinht at 1 he end of this rock stood my tiieml's house, comfortable and solid-look inf;, but uushultered by a single tree. " I shan't "tay long here." I said to my self, as I landed. An hour or two afterward I had changed my mind entirely. I was seated in a chtrmingly nud coxily furnished drawinir room, up stairs. The windows looked to and away across the broad Atlantic. How strange it was ! for the loch that had led me to the front of the house, and the waters of which rippled up to the very lawn, was part of the (Jerman ocean, and here at. the back, and not a stone's throw distant, was the Atlantic. Beside the fire in an easy-chair, sat my gray-haired old relation and host, and, not far off, his wife. Presently Con-in Ma? fcie entered, smiling to me as she did so : her left hand lingered for a moment on her father's p;ray locks, then she sat down unbidden to the piano. On the streneth of my blood-relatiouship, distant though It was, for we were really only third or fourth cousins, I was made a member of this family from the iirst, and Maggie treated me as a brother. I was not entire ly pleased with the latter arrangement, became many days had not passed ere I concluded it would be a pleasant pastime for me to make love to Cousin Maggie, nut weeks went by and my love-making was still po-tponed : it became a sine die kind of a probability. Maggie was con stantly with me when out of doors my companion in all my lishiiig ami shooting trips. But she carried nut only a rod but even a rifle herself; she coil I give me lessons in cas'ina; the fly and did ; she often shot dead the seals that I had mere ly wonnded. and her prowess in rowing astonished me, ami her dating in ventur ing so fr out to sen in our broad, open boat, often made her tremble for our safety. Cue day Masgie and I were together In a crave close by the ocean a favorite haunt of ours on hot forenoons. Our boat was drawn tip close by. The day was bright, and the sea was calm, its tiny , wavelets making drowsy, dreamy music on the yellow fauds. She had been read ing aloud, and I was gazing at her face. "I begin to think you are beautiful," I said. She looknd down at me where I lay with those innocent eyes of hers, that al was looked into mine as frankly as a chilli's would. "I'm not sure," I continued, ..iat I shan't commence making love to you, and . perhaps I might marry you. What would you think of that " 'l.over" she laughed, as musically as a pea nymph, "love Tove betwixt a cousin nnd a cousin f Preposterous !" " I dare say.'' I resumed, pretending to pout, you wouldn't marry me because I'm poor." "Poor!" she repeated, looking very firm and earnest now; "if the man I loved were poor I'd carry a creel for him ; I'd gather shell for his sake : but I don't love anybody and d.m't mean to. Come ! " So that was the beginning and the end of my love-making with Cousin Maggie. And Maggie had said she never meant to love any one. Well, we can never tell what may be our immediate future. Hardly had we left the cave that day and put of! from the shore ere cats' paws began to ruffle the water. They came In front the west, and before we had got half-way to the distant headland a steady breeze was blowing. We had hoisted our sail nnd were running before It with the speed of a gull on the wing. Once round the point we had a beam wind till we entered the fiord, then we had to beat to windward all the way home, by which time it was blowing quite a gale. It went round more to the north about sunset, and then for the first time we noticed a yntch of small dimensions on the distant horizon. Her intentiou appear ed to be that of rounding the island and probably anchoring on the lee side of it. She was in an ngly position, however, and we all watched her anxiously till night fall hid her rrom view. I retired early, bnt sleep was out of the question, for the wind raged and howled around the house like wild wolves. About 12 o'clock the sound of a gun fell on my ears. I could not be mistaken, for the window rattled In sharp response. I sprang from my couch and began to dress, and immediately after my aged rfclatlve entered the room. He locked very serious. " The yatch is on the Ba," he said, sol emly. They were words to me of fearful signifi cance. The yacht, I knew, must soon break np, and nothing could save the crew. I quickly followed my relative Into the back drawing-room, where Maggie was with her mother. We gazed ut into the night, out and across the sea. At the Mime moment, out there on the terrible Ba, a blue light sprang up, revealing the yacht and even its people on board. She was leaning well over to one side, her masts gone, and the spray dashing over her. "Come," cried Maggie, there Is no time to lose. We can guide the boat to the ca-ve. Come, cousin !" I felt dazed, thunderstruck. Was I to take an active part in a forlorn hope Was Maggie bow beautiful and daring she looked now ! to assume the role of a modern Grace Darling T So It appeared. We pulled out of the fiord, Maggie and I, and up under lee of the Island, then, on rounding the point, we encountered the whole force of the sea and wind. There was a glimmering light on the wrecked yacht, and for that we rowed, or rather were borne along on the gale. No boat save a Shetland skiff could have been trusted in such a sea. As we ceared the Ba, steadying herself by leaning on my shoulder, Maggie stood up and waved the lantern, and it was an swered from the wreck. Next moment it seemed to me we were on the lee side, and Maggie herself hailed the shipwrecked people. " We cannot come nearer," she cried; "lower your boat and follow our light closely. Take the tiller now," she contin ued, addressing me, "and sdeer for the light you see on the clitT. Keep her will up, though, or all will be lost." We waited and that with difficulty for a few minutes, till we saw by the starlight that the yacht's boat was lower ed, then away we went. The light on the cliff-top moved slowly dowu the wind. I kept the boat's head a point or two aliove it and on she clashed. The rocks loomed black and high a we neured them, the waves breaking in terri ble turmoil-beneath. Suddenly the light was lowered over the clitT down to the very water's edge. "Steady, now,"' cried my brave cousin, and the next moment wj were round a point and Into smooth water, with the yacht's boat close beside us. The place whs partly cave, partly "poss." We beached our boats, and here we re mained all night, and were rescued next morning by a fisherman's yacht. The yacht's people were the c aptain, his wife, and one loy Norwegians all, Brinster by name. What need to tell of the grati tude of those whom Maggie's heroism had saved from a watery grave But it came to pass that wh-n, a few months afterward, a beautiful new yacht came round to the fiord to take those ship wrecked mariners away. Cousin Maggie went with them on a cruise. It came to pass also that when I paid my next visit to H , in the following summer, I found living tt my relative's house a Major BrinsteT and a Mrs. Brinster. Mrs. Brin ster was my cousin Maggie, and Major Brinster was my cousin Maggie's " fate." Ciisstll's Fa mil y Magazine. I Finish What Von Resin. Many a man's whole history, says the Journal of Agriculture, Is made up of un finished schemes. It is the natnral bent or acquired habit of altogether too large a class of people to be always beginning new schemes which are never to be fin ished, bnt abandoned when half finished, for other schemes that in time are to share the same fate. Farmers are especially apt to drop into this habit, not because they differ from other men. but because their plans ought to and generally do extend through several crops and as many years, and too often they are abandoned as soon as fairly commenced. In a smaller way though the habit Is observed. A field of grass is cut and a strip is left in a corner because it is hard to get at, it is to be done when the balance of the field Is cut, but it is never finished afterward. A few cocks of hay are not quite dry and are left, to be called for when in order but the winter sets in and those same hay-doodles re main. A field is plowed in the fall to a narrow strip or two and they are left and perhaps the plow sticking in them until spring. A piece of brush land is cleared but a comer is left to spoil the looks of the whole job ever after. 1'arents should train their children to shun this pernicious habit of leaving things unfinished. Says a writer in an ex change : My old grandmother Knox had a way of making her children finish their work. If they undertook to build a cob house, they must not leave it until it was done, and nothing of work or play to which they set their hands would she allow them to abandon incomplete. I sometimes wish. I had been treated in this way. Hon much of life is wasted in nntinishtd work f Many a man uses up his time in splendid beginnings. The labor devoted to com mence ten things and leave them useless, would finish five of them and make them Frofitable and useful. Finish your work, .ife is brief: time is short. Stop begin ning forty things and go back and finish, four. Put patient, peristent toil into the matter, and, be assured, one completed undertaking will yield yourself more pleasure and the world more profit, than a dozen fair plans of which people say, "This man began to build and was not able to finish.'' A I.atislilng Plant. Among the ninny enrious objects of the vegetable kingdom few are more remark able than the laughing plant of Arabia. This plant does not itself laugh: but per sons who chew its seed nt once begin to smile, and if they continue to eat the seed they are npt to behave like a clown in a circus. The flowers arc of a bright, yellow, and the seed-pods are soft and woolly, while the seeds resemble black beans. Only two or three of the seeds ever grow in one pod. The natives dry the seeds and grind them, and it. is the powder thus made that is usually eaten. A person who takes n small quantity of the powder gen erally laughs and tuts fantastic carters for about an hour. Then he falls asleep, and when he nwakes he has not the slightest remembrance of his frisky acts. A Plea For Practical i: ncatlon. " When I send my boy to an agricul tural school I wa t him to take hold of practical studies closely connected with his profession, and besides, I want him to work with his hands as well as brains: and I should prefer for his teacher one who knows, from personal experience, what men al lalrJ-." So savs a corres pondent of the W estern Farmer, in a let ter urging the separation of t lie Wiscon sin Agricultural Iclleg.- from the State L Diversity. Remarkable rata. A Txndon paper makes mention of a cat which would recognize his master's foot steps after a three months' absence, and come out to meet him in the hall, with tail erect. a:id purring all over as if to the very veige of bursting. Another cue comes up every morning I tt ween six mi t -even o'clock to wake li s ni'islei, si'- on tile IkiI, and xery gently feels lust o:.e eyelid and then tne other with Ins paw. hen nn eve opens, but not till then, t!. cat sets up a loud purr, like the prayer of u lire-worshipiier to the rising sun. ZCCEXTBIC BEIDEGR00MS. matrimonial Storlea Told for ClerrT raen Some Kmbarrawlni Mistakes. There was a clergyman who married n couple, and at the wedding breakfast otn of the bridesmaids expressed a wish to see that mystic document, a wedding license, which she had never beheld in her lifetime. The request o casloned a fearful discovery . The clergyman had quite forgotten to as ; for a license: the bridegroom had left It to his best man " to procure it, and this the "liest man" had forgotten to do. Ol course the marriage was no lega.1 tiiarriavre wt ail. The wedding party broke up In dismay, nnd the ceremony was performed ngaiu next day. The poor clergyman, how ever, rever got over the effects of his blunder. I have known brides, when the grooms have failed to make the proper responses, prompt them immediately and with trie greatest -facility. As for the men, they commit all kinds of blunders and bung lings. I have known a man, at that very nervous and trying moment, follow tiio clergyman within the communion rail and prepare to take a pin; e opposite him. I have known a man, when the minister st. etched o.it his hand to unite those of the couple, take it vigorously in his own and give it a hearty shake. Sometimes more serious dtfficnlties occur. Some ladies have had nn almost unconquerable reluctance to use the word " obey ;'' one. or two, if their own statements are to be accepted, have ingeniously construed the word "noliey,'1 The word, however, has still to be for mally admitted into the language. There, was one girl, who was being mar ried by a Very tine old clergyman, who absolutely refused to utter the "oliey." The minister suggested that, if she was unwilling to utter the word aloud she should whisper it to him ; but the young lady refused even this kiitd of compromise. Further, however, than this the clergy man refused to accomodate lier ; bnt when he was forced to dismiss thein all without proceeding any further, the recalcitrant young person consented to "oley." The didiculty, however, is not always made on the side of the lady. On one oc casion the bridegroom wished to deliver a little oration qualifying his vow, and de scribing in what sense and to what extent he was using the words of the formula. He was, of coarse, given to understand that nothing of this kind could be per mitted. When the bridegroom has returned thanks, after the parson's speech, in these days of feminine oratory, there is some times a tendency on the part of the bride to make a little speech of her own. " 1 call yon all to witness," said a bride within our hearing, "that I have no iu fention of obeying."' "Ah madam," said Frederic Denison Maurice, who was present, " you have yet to learn the bless edness of obedience." The following case was related to me by a bishop of the Church of Fngland : There was a man who had officiated as a clergyman in a large town for about fifteen years. At the lapse of that time It was accidentally discovered that he was an impostor. A new bishop came, or the man went into a new diocese; anyhow, the request came that he would produce his letters of orders. letter of orders are precious and remarkable documents ; if once lost they cannot be replaced The psendo clergyman replied, expressing bis great regret that in the course of a re moval the letters had been hopelessly mis laid, but hoped thnt the length of time in which he had served In the diocese would be a sufficient voucher. The bishop wrote back to say that he regretted tne loss of the letters of orders, and that it would be quite sufficient if he gave exact dates, which would enable him to refer to the diocesan registry. The imposture then became known. Is was a matter of great anxiety to settle what had best tie clone under such circumstances. Of course a very lare number of marriages had lieen performed during these fifteen years, not one of which was legar The first sugges tion was that an act should be p.issed making these marriages legal. There were objections to this course. It was considered that an immense deal of pain would be caused by the publication of the invalidity of these marriages, and that peculiar hardship would be done In the case of chilhren where one or both parents had died in the meantime. On a certain "evening there was a solemn discussion be tween the bishop of the diocese and the Home Secretary, the result of which was a communication to the false clergyman that If he left England immediately, and forever, proceedings w.iuld n t be taken, tut that otherwise he would be proe ecutad. Kabhlt Farnilns. "A. A. F.." of Port Washington, Ohio, writes to the Farm and Fireside, recom mending rabbit farming. Whoever keeps a few chickens can keep n few rabbits, for they get along well together, as the rab bits will eat about everything that chickens will, ami many kinds of food that thickens will not, besides they are much more adapted to living in close quarters than chickens. They are kept iu three different ways. First, in what the Knglish call "hutches," which are boxes, or cages, al out two feet wide, three feet long, ami fifteen inches high ; these may be stacked one on the top of the other, so that they will take but little ground spnee. Second, in out-door pens or yards. These may be from five to eight feet square up to fifty or more feet, but the larger the better, as the rabbit enjoys a run and exercise as well as any living animal. And thirdly, are kept in lots ranging from one acre to ten or fifteen acres; these are called " rabbit warrens." An Knglish lord kept two hundred acres in rabbit warrens exclusively, and he mnrketed six thousand rabbits yearly. Then another account of an Knglish rabbit farmer who could supply eighty a week the year round, and still another who kept an average of four thousand. A young Frenchman savs he has seen them more plentiful in the French markets than he does chickens in the American markets. Xow, if they can be raised to that extent, at a profit, in the old countries, why can't It be done in this country. Oralll us on Cherry Trees. According to the Oregon Farmer and Dairyman, a resident of that State.several years ago, made an experiment of grafting Kentish, Royal Ann, Yellow Spanish, Knight's Early, May Duke, and other varieties, npon stocks of wild cherry. Thegrafts took kindly to their new nurses, which they assimilated unto themselves, the whole waxing strong, and now, after years of growth and abundant fruitage, appearing as vigorous trees, five or six or more inches iu diameter. A Temporary Ufe Preserver. It ought to be generally known that a man's hat will serve in most cases as a temporary life preserver to those In dan ger of drowning. When a person finds himself in the water he should lay hold of his hat lietween his hands, keeping the crown close under his chin and the month of the hat under water. The quantity of air contained in the cavity of the hat will Keep the head above water for a long time -sometimes for several hours. ACTOKS' M KM ( MILS. ISVINO, BOOTH AND OTHERS AT W0B.K. Prominent Player and How The? Commlt the Lines of Their Parts' An Actor's Madden Rise, ttc "One of the mo-t curious and Incom prehensible things to the public in gener al in regard to theatrical people is the manner in which they commit their parts to memory," said a well known actor and manager to a Philadelphia Tim-s report er. - "Only the other day a prominent man said to me, 'The act of Rtndying and remembering parts of plays has always seemed to tne to be a most notable and laborious accomplishment.' Weil, it may not be so very notable, but it ht undoubt edly in many cases extremely laborious. There are, however, many exceptions. Some people ure able to le.crn their parts with rapidity and ease. I have seeii some professional people take hold of a part when there was no especial need of mem orizing it in a brief sjuice of. time, aud, after reading it over, learn it perfe; th in a marvellously short time. It is not the liest actor who cm uiemon.e the quickest. To some of the most prominent people on the stage the task of commit ting their parts U a hard one. Asa man ager I always preferred to have around me people to whom this work was cliIl cult. I felt surer with them. I knew they had a well disciplined memory, and when once they had learned their parts they could be depended upon. But there are exceptions to all rules. I recall aa in stance of a young actor who was in a com pany I had in Washington some years ugo. He was a bright fellow ami had a fine stage appearance, but lie hud tiie most unretentive memory I ever knew. When he had, after great labor, learned a part he would often at the critical time forget some of it. At last he got discouraged and I c.ot di-gusted, and the sequel of the matter is that he is now a i rosperous farmer in Michigan. "lean always tell an actor's tempera ment by the manner in which he studies his part. It is a 3ne index tn his charac ter. Any one who has ever seen Irving study can attest the truth of that as sertion. He lakes the utmost prdnswith every line and word. He weighs every syllable as though his life depended njxni it. He studies slowly, not because of any difficulty in memorizing, for he has no such difficulty, but because he pays the same attention to the details of the lines of the pl.ty as he does to the details of the scenery. " Booth is another actor who was most careful in his study, bnt it has been so long since ho learned a new part that the tusk would now tie almost a novelty to him. I'o. T Ned Southern was a very in teresting actor to be seen learning a part. There was nothing s'oveuly about his work. He learned easily, but he was ac customed to pace up and down the floor of his room, uttering aline over and over again until he had struck the correct ex pression. But these efforts never created anything artificial in him. He was ear nest and sincere always. Fred Warde has a notably quick and retentive memory. I recall an instance illustrative cf this. Theodore Hamilton was once engaged in New York to play Edmund in King Lear.' Edwin Booth was playing the title role. Iate in the afternoon Hamilton got sick, and sent word that ne could not ap peal. The manager was iu a most un pleasant dilemma, especially as it was the opening performance of the engagement. He looked about for some one to take Hamilton's place, and selected Warde, who had been assigned to an inferior part. Warde protested that he knew practically nothing of the part, and said he hud not sufficient time in whic.i to study it. The manager, however, insisted, and Warde got down to work. That night his Ed mund was warmly greeted. He did not miss a word. "I remember one night when George Rignold was playing ' Henry Fifth' about ISTti, in Ford's Theatre, in Washington, he was taken suddenly ilL The manager was in great trepidation. He didn't know how on earth to get a man in time to play this important character that evening un til E. K. Collier, who was to strut across hte stage as one ot the heralds, came for ward and declared he'd fill Kignold's place. He said he didn't know the part, but would have it committed to memory in time. Some of the compiny laughed at Collier, but the manager had con.ldencc in the ambitious young fellow, and the result of it was that although he had only four hours in which to study the part, he made a great success. He is high in the profession now and dates his rise from the night he made the great jump from a herald to n king. When the old City Museum was still standing between Fifth and Crown streets, B. G. Rogers, an old-timer, was playing Bob Acres in ' The Rivals.' He got sick and they called on Sam Ilemple, the popular Philadelphia comedian, to take his place. Sam declared he didu't know a word of the part. ' ' Play it, anyhow,' moaned Rogers. 'You've got three hours to learn it in, so get to work. "Sam got to work, learned the part and made a capital hit. "Actors these days don't have any such troubles and they don't study much, either. They learn one or two parts at the beginning of the season and play them week after week without any change of bill. Even if they had many parts to learn in a season there would not be one third the trouble the actors of the old school had. The text of our modern plays is easily learned and easily remem bered. Any actor wi-1 tell you that it is a far more difficult matter to learn prop erly five lines of one of Shakspere's, Knowles's, or the other great dramatists' blank verse dramas than it is to commit to memory forty-five lines from the melo dramas of to-day. Every man or woman in these latter plays more or less changes the text, either accidentally or purposely, and in very many cases these interpola tions are better than the original expres sions. I have seen playwiiters stand In the wings when their plays were being performed and incorporate into the text some of the words and sentences the ac tors substituted for the regular version. Why -Tien Turn Gray. A successful man with a black mustache and a gray head was asked the other day by an unsuccessful man with a gray mus tache and a black head, why his mustache remained so black, while his (the speaker's) was so gray. "The trouble is," was the response, "I work with my head, which malces itgrav; and you labor with your mouth see. Xow, the trouble is there are. not enough gray headed dairymen. The mass of them get gray around the mouth they talk so much and think so little. Reading and thinking has mad nearly all the great men of the world. Action is well enough when properly di rected : bnt first lay your plans, and you will not only save time ana labor, but you will use up much less material and get a vast sight of comfort out of the Idea that you have been so smart. Try it. Anurt can Dairyman. A THIEF'S STRATECY. The unn Ins or a Condemned Hindoo ae Ills Nc.k. The Hindoos relate a faoieof a thief, who. con viced of his criaie. was sen tenced to death, bnt who iu the most fortunate manner, and a! the last mo nient, hit ..pon an expedient by which he hope-1 at h a t to save his lii. He sent for the keeper of the i l is. .ti. and told him th.- t he was in po.-r-es-ion ol a very im portant secret, which lie w ii-hed to com nnniic.it to the king ; as mmhi as this was clone, he w-iis ready to die. When t!ds news was communicated to the kin.;, he commanded that the con 'e ..lied man sbo ;ld be brought before hi:: . .r.i ei-tng him ljf j case the see:.-- jioved t.. lie cute of real worth. '1 he I h-et 'now reeai to h:nl jM;1t he h r.:iis where! y trees conid lie Ii sc. fiiat hoi:l.l Im pure gold l.i: ' it. s: thee ay might easiivlie A.- i.i in i esty did if it w i-h to he o; purr unity of gaining g,i- to h t:i. he .-en; :or his i'ri me .i nu-cr. I i si. nii.i i.il-ct -late u ,. i.i'.s m..l ki w . i ti I ... t ' 1 : 1 1 i , al o'.v : go- I I 'll ,-. .-. i.i'.ts-'! , l. -go: her w-:;h tiu-ui and oudt-mtied man. to a nlncc in the til j.al -ce (j.iid.-ns which had lieeii sel.-eteil lor i h e.j e: rnetif. Hereupon the thief, a.ler having taken a n a n uer of solemn oat n-,. i.i ii., j.j, hi' ,m; h. drew out a gold piece, cud dei : ired tiiat it it were planted theis- on tha' s fit. a tree would grow np, each branch of which would bear gold as its Ii n. ts. "Jim." he added, "the goid piece must be planted by a hand which has neier lieeii htained by a dishonest transaction. My baud is not clean, and on that acco.iut I hand it over to jour majesty." The king took the gold piece, but hesi tated. At last he -aid : " I rememlH-r, in my youth, sometimes to have taken money which was not mine from my father's treasury. I hne re pented the sin, but I cannot say that my hand is clean. I therefore bund the gold piecetoiny Prime Minister." Afier a little consideration, the latter repiie.1 : "It Would be a pity to break the rh.trm by a possible oversight. I receive the taxes of the people, and seeing that I am e. osed lo so many temptations, how can I swear that 1 have a. ways remained per fectly houe-t Therefore. I pass the gold piece on to the governor of the c itadel." "Xo. no!" cried the latter, withdrawing himself. " Iiou't you remember that I have to pay the troops their wages and divide their prov:-ions Let the high priest piant the gold piece." Bnt the priest said, avertingly : "You forget that I have to collect the tithes, and to receivo tiio payments for saeritices." Then cried the thief: "It seems to me that it would be much to the world's benefit if we live were all hung together, f.T it appears as though there is no righteous man amongst us." In spite of the deplorable exposure, the king laiiirhed at the cunning of the thief nnd the long faces of his dignitaries, that he saved the c lever associate his life. She If ad Forgotten Something. A good story istoldof a prominent mem ber of Washington soc iety who has a hab it of tying a knot in her poc ket handker chief when she wishes to fix anything in her mind which must be attended to. She was engaged in a desperate llirtntion cn a certain occasion, and in her abstrac tion dropped the handkerchief on the floor. This was noticed by her hostess, who endear ored to break up the flirtation by inviting her guest into another part of the house. As the latter rose from the chair she stooped and picked up her hand kerchief, noticing, as she did so the knot in one corner. " What have I forgotten to-day ?'' she nsked audibly. " That you have a husband f" replied her hostess. The story was repeated, and the ladr, who is a well-known member of the diplomatic circle, always keeps her handkerchief free from knots now. Pat's Wag-er. Two Irishmen once made a bet, which was that one of them would not drink half a gallon of beer in five minutes. A minute or two before entering upon the w.iger, Pat remarked to a friend of his : " I am sure to win, because I know I cnti do ud." "How do yon know it?" asked his friend. "Why." answered Pat, "because I've just Iieeu and tried it on with water, and I did ud. and shore if I can do u.l with water, I'll asily do ud with beer." Of course Paddy lost the liet. (nllee'a 71 a I hematic. A good su.ry U told of a farmer in Schley, who rented some land last year to a colored man for a thirl or the crop. When the drought runic on his corn and cotton were affected by it. He gathered two bales of cotton and two wagon loads of corn. The latter he penned tip for his own use and the cotton was so'. I. When his landlord called for hi share he Was told that there was none for him. He was thunderstruck and asked: " Didn't I rent you the land for a third of the crop?" ' Yes. boss," said the darkey. " but you see dere was no third. Here was only two bales of cotton and two loads of cm: all mine and nuflin" for you by de coptract." And the landlord could not make t'u'lee believe any other way. 3lt--n . 0'i.) Trlc gruph. Fatality Anions Officials. Official life in Wnshiiig'on has been un usually fatal. Not to ment ion the tragic deaths of Lincoln and Garfield, of late years we have seen Hunt, Garfield's Sec retary of the Navy, dying after a painful illness, while Minister to Russia, in a for eign land. Howe, Arthur's first Post master General, and Folger. bis first Sec retary of the Treasury, died in ofTice. and Frelinghuysen, his Secretary of State, a few weeks after retiring to private life. Xow we have General Grant m a precar ious condition, and even Arthur's health has been much broken. Ei erareens ltefore Setting. Chas. G. Gardener, awed known Iowa horticult nrist says : When the boxes arrive, wet up the moss thoroughly. Then take out the trees, nnd at once dip the roots in a mud hole (previously prepared) and lay them down in a shallow ditch, leaning at an angle of about forty-five degrees, and cover the roots nt once with fresh earth, packing it well about them. Place the tree as close as you can together. From this place they can be removed and set out where they are to grow, taking care to keep the outside roots moist. narkrllnc In Sew Orleans. A letter describing the markets of Xew Orleans says everything is sold by the eye, and there is no standard of measure. Xine-tenths of the hundreds who sell in the noted French markets of the city do not know what a bushel or a peck is. They buy their vegetables by the lot. and place them in little piles on tables. These piles are of different sines and prices. The buyer looks at the piles and buys that which he thinks is biggest and lest. Sometimes buckets and lwixes are used to measure, but they are of all kinds and shapes. COUKINli I.KCIPKS. St. I-ouls, Mo., and Port Dover. PDt, housekeepers furnish tne following tried recipes to the Detroit Free Press : FIMEI. w. Al.I.ors, Drain two doren seal', pa raref-ilfT. n& after seasoning them wit n sait and r-epfsr, roll them lightly in tine Wread t-rumbs. Beat two eggs in a sour, pint", with a si-oon or fork, and after dipping the a-al-lops in the egg. rod them in a i;uaritit v of crumbs and i.iy them on a k-irge t Utts. Be careful that 1 hey do nt feuu ii rnrh other. When all have lwcn bieaded. pince in the f rying-ba-ket as n.-u v as can be accommodated on the tiott.'tn end plunge i-t boiling fat. ( are should bo taken that the lish are thoroughly season ed with ut previous to the luenii.iig, and that the lat is hot that blue smoke rises from the rutter. MKAI. i-vimiNr:. Take three tables- ooiiiftil of India meal and one tHli;e-p.nai ul of wheat Hour and ni! evei.'.v in tivo thmls of a cmfui l c-oid n, ilk. mid this w itli salt and two wti l.e.:Un eggs io one .,'inrt ot i o.li ig niiih. rook twenty intii .'.s l.ri-klv, then pour It int. a v. eil-imtlered twk'iitg di h and bake .in., hour. I n ::r a'i'. v kee : a baked pn-biing covered, lint l about tifteev min utes iK-tore it is ready to cine out of the oven, then remote cover and browu it tdightly. MAI AKt.NI PI IM II Nli. One cupful broken macaroni, onr and one half pints tniik. four eggs, one cupful sugar, one large tahjesjioonf ul butler, one taliesMKmf i:l extra vanilla, lloii maca roni iu well suited water ten minutes, thon add to the tx.-hrtg uuik and f-immer twenty minute, longer : remove from fire. Iour on sugar, eggs and butter Uatea together, lastly add extract : put well buttered pudding d.sh, bake in- steady oven thirty-five minutes and serve wlta sauce. CTSTAMU I'Ul'DIMi. One and one half pints milk, four eggs, one cupful sugar, two teaspoonf nl vanuTa. Beat eggs an I sugar together, clilnt- with milk and e.vtrac t, pour into buttered pud ding rti-h, set in oven in dripping pan two thuds full of water, and bake um.il firm, about forty miiiutes iu moderate oven. ti;i:t'.i K Hi t: n hmng. Take a teacupful of rice to one pint o( water; when the rice is liled drv add one pint of milk, a piece of butter Uie a lie of nn egg and five eggs. Beat the yolks and grated nnd of a ieinon and mix with the rice. Butti r the dish, pour in the mix ture and bake lightly, lieat the w bites to a stilf frotti : adu a cup of sugar and the juice or a lemon. W hen the pudding Is nearly done spread it on the fro-ting and bake in a slow oven till the top is a light brow u. TAI'Hn A l'l UI'IMl. One cupful of tapioca, one quart of milk, one table.spoonf ul of butter, one-baif cup of sugar, t-oak tapioca in mi.k four hours, then add to other ingredient. Bake slowdy one hour. IMP OVUU Four eggs, four cupsof flonr, four cups of milk, small piece of butter, pin- h of salt. Bake in geui pans and serve with sauce. rolls. Two quarts of flonr, one pint of boiled muk. one-half cup of vrast pint of cold ons- half enp of sugar, one ti iilesimonf ul of melted butter. .Makes wi d in the middle ol .he flour, pour iu all the aliove. and let rise over nigist : knead ami the middle of the afternoon them about the edges, lap again and bake iu a hot minutes. let rise until : roll out, cut over, let rise oven twenty ITNs. One quart of bread sponge, three pounds of flour, three-quarters of a pound of but ter, one pound of sugar and milk as re quired. Into a pint of water stir enough Hour to make a smooth batter, add near ly a pint of yeast, cover, set in a warm place and let rise. 'ream t he butter and sugar together, rub the flour la by haudfuls. work smooth, add the t-pnnge aud nulk enough to make a sort dough, knead well and set to rise overnight, in the morning knead it lightiy and roil into sheets half an inch Ihick, cut into small round cakes and put in a buttered tin to rise. When light bake in a quit k oven. W hen done wash over with tha vols of aa egg and dust with iowdered sugar. POOH MAN'S I'UDIIG. One-half cnpful of chopped suet, one half cupful of seeded raisins, one-half cup ful of rnrrants washed and pirkej. one and a hnlf ropf tils of grated bread, one cupful of flour, one teasKionful of baking powder, one-half cupful of brown sugar and one pint of milk. Mix all well togeth er. nt into a well greased mold, set in a saucepan with boiling water to reach half up the sides of the mold; steam for two hours: turn out on the dish carefully; serve with butter and sugar. fkttteks. Three eggs, one and a half enpsfu! of milk, three table-poonsf ul of baking pow der. Hour to make a batter. Fry in hot lard. CHI IV "LATA. Slice an onion and fry it brown in a ta biespoonful of butter, pour in two cn pe rn! of of cold leef soup, aid a sprig of parsley, salt and pepper. When it bolls thicken with a little flour and water; when ready to serve pour over butlerod toast, IMAsT TEEF. Put beef in a dripping pan; pour cup of boiling water over it. Hub a little salt into fat parts ; roast ten minutes for every pound. Bake soon as juice begins to flow. If meat has much fat on top cover fatty portion with paste made of flour and water. When nearly done remove this, dredge beef with flour, baste well with i:r.ivy. Sprinkle salt over top and serve. I'otir fat from gravy, return to fire, thicken with browned gravy, season and 1ki1 up once. Roast most all other meat in same way. CHEFX rKA Pnt'P Put two quarts green pens wlh four tjuarts water, bi.il two hours, keeping steam waste supplied by fresh boiling wa ter; strain them from liquor, return that to pot, rub the peas through sieve, choa an onion line, and small spring mint, let boll ten minutes, stir a tnblespoonful flour into two of butter, u.id pepper and salt to taste, stir smoothly into boiling soap. Serve with well buttered sippets of toasted bread. STr.WF.Ii LAMB. Take the neck or breast, cnt into small pieces, and put in a stew pan with sotrh thinly sliced prk. and enongh water ti cover II; cover closely and stew until ten der, skim off ail t he scum, and add quart of green jteas, adding more water if neo essary : when the peas are tender, season With pepper and butter roiled with float. STEWFD PAltSMPS. Wash and scrape them and slice'half an in U thick, put iu a frying pan with halt a t tnt of hot water and h tabespootifn of nutter, season with jK pper and salt and ttew till tender. CHOCOLATE ICINC. . 1. Wet one pound of white sugar with little cold water, sdd the whites of three eggs slightly beaten, ontshulf enke grated chocolate ; bent well and cook In boiling water till it thicken ; flavor with vanilla. CHOCOLATE lens. I yo, 5. Into a tin plate put two ounces of choo olate (not grated or broken upi. set on to stove where it will melt gradually bno not scorch. Wi.en melted stir in thro tablespoon sful of milk, and one of water: mix all together : add a scant teacupful ol Sugar ; boil for five minutes and use hot. Mrawbfrrl es. The four most popular strawberries, taking the country through, are Wilson, Crescent, Cnmlierland and Sharpies. Planting Pear Trees, Select thie kinds which are leas liable to blight, taking first, AngouHnie. then Seckel.then Winter Xelis. To which may be added Clairgeau, IK tor Reveler, nnd Anion.