I 5 f f LIE CAMBRIA FREE id AN I -A.1 vor( ifi upr Hntes Thr hrte ti1 rr fuMi- rtrcnlH"n r tl'O li ft i A KRrfAi rnniTiifrft? it to t h far' r-f? ci-D-rieritin ot 1rrtiT. tTor iril b f!f rtrd t t he fn!loinr rtef: 1 If pV. S rltur .t t. ;(.! I WccVlj n i nil! . C'i ft ?rin f Y . . - .1 s . I i SSON. :J" .--'.' : ' 3 1'5 r in..p't 2 ' t.vinht..... s 1 yr.ir t 00 f ' n ; ; t h C f'. 1 j r. ....... ............... ......... ! o ? HM.rthf ( irl 1 yar H 'W3 St: "a ! ; I i ric.x i: i i , ,. , ' ii i i 'lv, in iv M.Vl j it ii it p" 1 wfh:n 'i puip. l.T' I i f -vM r.'a wi-hin ti ::e:s. 2a e . it rot p'd within your.. 2.5 - ' ' i. ! ' f - the county j ; ;;t:.iiiu! p.r Jt-ir vi!i be charred to j . i.-' v' 3 '4 porn rvirithf 11' "4 " ' months.. ' 1 vear .14 Imotithi . aO 1 yesr TiOO I re itein. f'ti ir.wr'ion 10c. per lire : each fu'.cnpnt insertion f-r. r line. A'lii' in-t-t. r ? 1 nippulor's Ni'tVeef 1M Aii.i:'r' r.'otipp? l.ao Stt-t t'1 ! !-t V'le 1 . M j !fart'n jv orrvill '. a o t mnm t orporcttmm or 0("lv. itnt rrt7ttn'nTirtjn rtxn'i to cU effew inn fi ont tt'rr of Itrmy9t.1 or indict?' ' afeTCtl fli'.ji.' t't t-i i ror . ar rfi.e-n' nt . Jon l'imTin of all k)mi neatly and eipedtl ouMj trrrntcl at lowest j.rices. iK.n't yon l-irget. It. , . i v-ii! I hi a) 'to term s bo rte . mi 1 th vt 'v!i,i J n 't ormsu It t heir t y ii.vt.t'Z ftt advance tnuiM not . i' ! on the footing ft e thoe ., . ; t i ' ! tij distinctly ii ndcmtotid . , .. -.rirarJ. i.r i i" r paper bpforcvotistopft. If ; -t . V.irr hut iica !n was: do ot h i - ' t tv a .vihiwaif-iii? In too- phrvrt. JAS. C. 'ASSON, Editor and Publisher. Ht 18 k FRKJtMAN THOM THK TRUTH MAKES TREK, AH1 Alt ARE SLAVES BESIDE. SI.SO and postage per year, in advance. VOLUME XIX. EBENSRUlvG, PA.. FRIDAY. MARCH 27, 1SS5. NUMBER J). ----ioV -ZTV 4 -V-' '. r.,r f:ct'ra':j:-z r.- - ri'j-ijji-i '-;- ? cv.-VGts.Tt 7- C t't .r-.'l!J LC.C ?,';.:-' Li 'jctric 01 t .;'. as' r.deciric O f ijr 7 ..!!, r,' Cdcciric OH ;: ,'u.:dz' Edeolric Til ,':-:v?:.: rr:;-s. zrrri: it. 7. His nat'ire'8 pratet rrne'lv, the onlyi; tu.v.-liinps o( our rnofi-rn riiylolofrtstn, t J 1 h it urn t'int no rieilii-inp rnn han- any I J real bpnefif ial ftVi'ct cr fiist-aso linlexk Uc'.oarly rolnri'V-i witU the rii miim-J irii nnftirn unti mdair. in r n riiiL' ttw f1 -q-1 i ao. It i concede I thnt bo far I'l'Kt'NA w . the ouly mined y Unit fills thi3 ciact Fa wanw J Tpo orein! am th" V!''h pln"Pi of all I J J liiotif-sa, h' iie', t ii:iti;.J! thru) tu H ail rll iCiw - mu?l r"S awny. t or "'l hef I ? 111 or Liie. n noot et-ry i'itti, witiiwi r j Mand chil i should rwul, r. V J drti'-si-t f I nor ad lresab. 1J. li.irtinn i t Co., Cotum-rj t.us, Uino, ana get one Rraiis. no. X. Jf J MAirAiiiu" n Curt 3 Con 'tinatioa and Piles. H hPrlpe $1 per Bottle. Six Bottles $5. rJ R!V,:Ub, block, nur:Hsc?!?nc. pa. CARL RiVIMIUS, I ifeiictl WatcliiSer ni Jeweler1 ! I A - s;m;i!1 I1a.1l l.-irce. rtrinf nnd pIp i II .-a- r rtnicnt ot H'AK HKS, (!I,I)(;KS, ' 'h .t,KV.::pK(iTAI S . L V K-'il. ASS Ks' 1 ' ?.f;-".,.'!'h,be,"f!r,.',"r "'ile,at "overprice than : y r ther dealer In the countT. Fermni neninr 1 ? ir.vf tifnii in hl lire will ,io well toirlve him a call i r e. 7- i.u r'hn ?!r "'eiThere. ' '-Prnrnpt a'tentl in paid to repatrlnar Clocks ' - W itPhe. .tpwelry. Stc, and satislactlon Ruaran 1 i teei in bo'h work and prlca. ! j I Hariris: trtitrftled 20 rr- 1I -. . l : -'X -f-i;i-l i'h ASTHMA : j r- Vi- j Lr::.r nrvl r'-v; irnr r'o rV-nrtii. 1 s ' ' . ' ti !:':!. ilnrr; the Iiv4 fiv.- y j, S- l' 1 f ii y illi, -sti nit on my r!.::i !:.;- I ' '""'t'-v :,'.'d iiijiiit K .t--i-;ric f'ir l.lvn'.h ; l.iv n.i- V ; V ' !i: :r v-, r- 1 ..;.! . nl.li .,.. !. j - ' -i- 5 'K-i : :r I e t r i ! ,;' r.n n f i ! .iiiiiii ro. ?- mid 1ipi'- rl iriii li.v; th- j ' i-. ' r;r1( t h'H oht.i V 1 i .i i i; mi; . 1 1 i - r. i . - VONOtRrUL C'oPG 'tASTKVA ku-1 ' 1A fAiKhf. w.irri'. i to r.lipi e th" T.i" ttui-- ( r. t ii-e f A i" i 1 At A IN I"I!' rii ( N I "I'l lo - p-'lHTit f 3!T1 ItC li'.'.VTl tO r'Wt RT 1 l- t) l ijr.- i ly. Any pet.. , m,t f,,i'- ti-'ti.-.l ml. r : ii r-T.ri tt r !.! m.. .. wit I i- rt-- 1 - r . .! .- . , ;r;. ! . ... ! - r:rE of cH'Ar.r.tr . t. r.,f. T;-.r,T!--:"l.i f v-tli A t our .r;it lt-'n'-'y . . ;1 -t-iy nrf t itj. . n 1 aiVi-tfl w ;! !i A-thr.;i ni.'l I hki t r it. fit-Hi-h t h i- for lhi -t-n '' of t1. L .'i ould r "iiif not. t1 " , I . ii h ii J it i y Tii.nl ti rrcri ;i't l! J- tL I'. I .-. T::.T1.i ; : r-i 1 . ).;,,, V. . V H U: ii 9 '. -:; V P A T i . 1 s ..J - i.'. k i ' i . s r.:.j rr3 rr-s. :. i t- I 1 2 ''I l"r Mr I f . f.f TTI (TI.il ml P - ! I i I V K l .1 I I : ,,; ri f - "i 'v.: be, f!-v.rr i..f Ji;!.: , . T t" f ' . I t ' In ri ir i, -. : y j ? " 'I '..r.:-.. ;n...-,..t i t 111Q . . : . ! ' . Lt. 1C3-1- -j .-;.i-.c 'rv.Gt. ' mi-.! i j Cream Balm I'lpaiisps the I! pa J. Allays I ii n a in in a 1 1 o n. HpitU the Soros. Restores the v'ne. r T a s t e j A; Smell. A (Jnick j 11 "r tVLP I'Ositire Tlire. ! i . . mmt j M l ' " i in eo h ni.ftri! anil isaKree- i r . . . . u rt-. t.y trail or at I rii l.t a. - r.i.i it iiih I irilK Xl.h tl 0 1 .. -. 1 .- "- (Jwe.l, A. i. I 1 'v.?.'! 1 ',l tst-,ts- I-iiw-'t ! ates for al- i A ; . ( .! f ' ';,,,! u u ,l i)..wj.nn.r fpnt free. I ' 1,1 ,v" P I. I. a. :i , ii.spruen St. ! i 1 I Cnppl rnir C'ntarrd, M - j "g-7 3 -1 e PlrS f -1 J tti-JB ('nnnmptliiil, rnrN K ' ,1 Jj JJ3 gla. H hi-nmmliim, IHil uJ - en" pi the tmnrh, fl .Iflj! I tTer. Kl.lney.. Ile-Ttgj i ft- Enfant? and ChUdicn cuii8 their ftivrs, niKkis thPtn pt; "hn TiuWip frt. nnri crv 1r turn. V.'imi curi's th'ir coiir. kills thi-ir " r. , :;otii S -:i: -ii. CoMs, Iniiistio?i : F.xr'w.-ll thon t' Torphinp Frrupi, Castor Oil ami lirt;' ric, '"t Hail C-o-tnrla. "Castor!.- is fo treil adapted to Children tbut I rp-oramend it s fu;.erinr to any medi cir.e hiwn ti inc." H. A. ARftnFR, M.D.. Ill fo. Oxford t.. Lrooklyn. X. Y. - : k i Bftcl; tiirr.s, C.i' li, c. n in- I j Btn.ataiiooii'j l-'ftiu" relievpr. 5 rs' j ... : s.I COfiSTSPATSON I am! other diseases ta;it fallow a dis iorrj i-ttte ot'tb.c St.-n;:icli and How- 'e!, v.h-.'n the i.sc ot Ei..i.t.i ..ml -.1 l y 1 Will Immcdiato relief. Aftpr r ."-i 'li f .i:o j j Pinononcas, Dyspepsia, , Er.clcoiicn, Diseases of Itho Kidneys, Torpid Livor ti : flheumatism, Dizz!nes3, t &ic icacacno, 1.033 otu Appetite, Jaundice, oploxy, Palpitations, rruntifins 3nd Skin Di-W IJcaSOS, CtC. a!1 of which these !:i LtiTa wiil fcj.ee My cure by removing the cow, K .p the Strmiarh, Hovels, and Vigcsiiw Org.mX- in io:d icjrl-m 7 w W, art.' ierfct lieolth y will le tlie result. LacJ;t3 ar.d others sub- Li J;l je--t to sick Headache find rtiior i sni pcnr.aneiit euro by the u". of tiese TittPr PURIFY TIIK BLOOD. Prico 25 cts. per bottle. Fnr ! 1,v h'1 ritiititi-f-i iti rTt"ii,-irtM Cn4 H a.l.lroj f..r rmp!u.-t. fr.e. uirinijt full olreptloiw. ntXET, JOiHSOI JtLOKB.Priips.. Borlingtim. Tt. fc.- ' r e ' P . THE rf A COTTAGE Hag atnl.i a stan'lird of expplleriCP Trhleb udmita of uos;irior. It contp.ins every inii'rov r.triit that inventive genius, skill etid iuouoy cuzi pro'iUvjv. umm (L. -J- nnnj OTTR EVERT ORGAN' WAE- i?ATTr:D For FIVE YEAR 3. ":zcel Tl:re.' r Tiv.ll' :.t Orritli': rt eeh-hrp.trfl for vol ume, quality ot to'.-. t ;m ,c r- ' i:tf. variety of r :ii'. untron, nrf : ; '! y i". f : f "r- f.-r ci:ntrut-.on, r:;'!-.:. l! .-in Urn t- i f.r. r.ttr.:ri. i;.., iTi.ti:!!' ;K"i ;i::.i ti...-.i h o:,-;ii.8f t ii.ni.i B-:i.f :j, ehu.i '.ifLi, F H'Miiti, etA t:siA?ir!'i;:::; 2'V, it a v A' ii.:iir. fti J.i.I.i V. ,;113.i.V. rulfiNV;., TA!tK T.'IS THE FQFULAR DRQAN Irs'ruc'ic.'. Zr.zVs rntJ Pi-ro G;cc!s. Cati Io.;:.- ui:-I 1 . T.ii,' t. r . 'Tl. Pili-.E. Tiij Lliicp CcUa Organ Co. Corner Lnndcli'k and Ami S!c.it", r:;;cAr,p v--v - - . - - ' ,7 i !i: ... . Vy ' fi.f..-hv .:,fc:.....,.!r.--.:-.t;:-t V N I t :.. . i ; . r- . V, - i:; ,... ii-..- . .! ' rail, h I. 'J..-T;: 1 -. fir.! lii. ... .' II- I'. I !-trT 1 t:i" p-: v-n I;..:ti th hi oi. r'M I'hk...... 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Lowest Kate? f..r sd- 1 vertmni: In ico...l newspaper rent tree. A. Mr. i . .. 1'. I. mt et.t. K o.. p) Sprue- St., N. V. ... J- .Ml y U!..JI.O"1lW)...MIMU .11,. i vjl h l'v V. . : jr.cr .V it" .. K . I i it. r. pc . h ,. . . .... . j liiiM.i st.i! tti:.r:. rTrH T- o.'wf..v-. ft-., .no.-' l-ae-.y An.', s-.'t'v hl.'w t'.e l.r-.7e. T! -.- nii.i i'soucht out !..!. . ". T 't nt '! o . e if 1 e . o-.i i'1 vh- i-e Allow los.h.t '"r:.-.-. "1; i 1.1. K.tTo, Th.- Mi';. li.il. rr. pare h. VM-lf !- to fat" . 1 'v mi"-r n' : o AVl.ile it e v v.i : '. lif-:-.r-i h-'hw, t-r the cnijl ..f tiie in-tv-!a; l miiow, ITp I'm.- (-oTi'-.-Tit t i'h't-.t-itiViii' eye, A:io Kat"- as re t-'v H.a.n : to the s'.'l !- " I" . :i (iiii i ie. At' I oy th . l;,.ht of the ir .on OtirMeed like rl.- i; h-l mini. break away, h'.i Tri ' r'lt ( OTi'. r.i, c :; hi. ii.-. m in lb" fray "::tih . t i t t he t to V i"lii. ri '-.'. ..i.v a. !. i-.:,-.-. !-.'. ot t ..i.l til ! Ivor p;uj M-er... r.-.'ifi. i r.' i -atle N m ' :1. ,.-i 1,- Tiiatiy years, - -t. t oo ; . ' :. y 1 i: . ' of b.-I!s ..('.; 1 1 : . i V 1 : ' .'liVp'ol'.'.-.-. : " ' thine; y :',; ' ;lt ir.lie, . . ... -! ,1 nv I i-rk', ;- i .... !', .- - eo'V, Vr. '. Sb ..-.,-!,. . i ; I , I'' - ill-'' 1 1 :-.: y '. -f.-. iie-n. T A TV! 1,VI - -t' ji.:r',.. !. ...r t 1... h.-r o;.! to ride. bit t.::i At ' h'-'' 1 .1 I -v: 'Vl.i. :. . : bi:-- - t ! .I-:...I i-.fer. i i lit? fitter t- !vv i" i In i -l h ' "' ;. Orr- -!. i. i; i. . . '-': very, --y, y, 1. t i o. i t.-.M1- .: : i.-vb... - V V. v bob' hi' v. While she hi f -.-lv It- v. s the j-l.idoie catnip tea, t..i, t A. - ts.n;i-r ill .Ton rt.nl. OVERLAXD ANECDOTES. Jo:irnr.y'r.s wf st'.vitrd on The Atchison, Tn; kn .t Sartn I e the nther day two old w!terner -it together siiinkin'n chat tinir. Ih'i" cni !y 1 he .-ondtit tor cnine itlohg, hit llie etui ot! a b:.ir, HliU'd it, and join ed t i.etii. One of ' lie men v a a Ttimcr and the tit Jut a cut: 'e nd ier. Tliey were full of aiR' dote, and after both had told several stoi ii tlu rondtsctortook his turn. The miner first sot his feet upon the back of '.he font .alt cad of him and remarked, s'mvly : '"Seven yenr a.o this winter wai a itiihty dull eason in our camp. The weather was col h-r'n tisnal, there wasn't any water, wewerrsboyt of crnli, and the I':diai w. re very tronhlr-sonie. We had n'a.ttt t'.ftcrn or site. n in the camp. I be lieve. (U:d we had to jro pretty eaoy on our e. itah?e, tn jib to make them last. I had l.eenkeepinta; -.everal men there, thinking every day that we'd strike something rich, and when they trot more and more dissat is fled I premised them bitjtrer ami biiiccer shares. I coi.id ?eo that tiie men were pet ting about r.-nily to jump me, and that Uk-v had hcxnn to ii.ok upon me as some thiiiii f a lunatic. They would hold long conferences toe-ether, speaking in low tones, and when I came around they would pretend to be talkinsi about tho weather or Fomethino of that kind. I had used them all pretty well, and they hated to leave me, but they were getting un tasv. "One day toward sundown, when I was a" out reaily to give up myself, a young Mexican couple, who were bound for P'.ir.o. a, st railed into our disjuinps a Rood deal the worse for wear. They had been up in Colorado, and had started for home with a team and driver, but the Indians hail fci t on their trail, killed tho driver, and stolen the hor-os and wagon.- The travelers managed to pet away while the driver was holding the s -iv;..pe at bay, and, lying in hiding until nightfall, they had w rVcd their way on foot into our camp. The young wt man was one of the prettiest ). i; I ever &aw. She was about sick abed when she arrive!, but the next day she nn? ar'uti.'I as chipper as enybody, and the K .ys were n. ahing themselves very nrreeb!t. Pays I to myself : 'This Is a special dispensation of Providence : if can ketp the Kirl here for awhile there will he no trouble about the boys: they'll stay ten.' T never heard a word of grumbling from them that day or the next. ' I was a little r.fraid the greaser would f. 'et jal us and knife somebody : but then I thought if he does the rest of the boys will linish him, and then we will have th pirl anyway. The Mexican seemed rnxioiis to get away, but I made one ex cise and another for not helping him right away, and one morning he was missing, lie had sloped durimr the night, leaving the girl to us. Well, she was pretty well cast down for awhile, but I explained to her that probably her husband had gone o: to cet horses and an escort, and that he had taken this cour-e because he. knew she would have objected to his poing alone. 'I his faint hone seemed to 'ive her some comfort, and tne rest of the boys f. 'l in with me, and if became the settled conviit on about the camp that he would be b: rk presently. She livened up some, m d the lioys made themselves Very agree.ihle. WI.e.n two weeks had gone by and iiothintr had be n heard of Iter husband she insisted on being taken home, and offered us a nv amount of money, which she said her father would pay, if we would escort her over the border. I be'an to fear that her husband was never coining back, and, to tell the truth. I had a still stronger suspicion of something el-ie ; so I agreed to start witli her the next morning at sunrise, and told tho boys to be in readiness. That afternoon we heard unearthly screams up one of the fiuii hes a ways, and several of the boys, running up with blanched faces to ee what the matter was, found the little woman besides new-made and very shal low grave, into which she had dux far enough to discover the body of her hus band. As the boys stood there aghast she stirang up quickly, and. drawing a revolx or, shot two of them dead before nny of ns could find voice. 1 threw up hit hands: and beirued of her to desist, and w lien some of the boys grabbed t heir icr.i.g I pulled mine and made them put them up Then I .ot her back to the cabin, disarmed her, set one trusty fellow to watch her, and called the ot tiers up into the gulch. We uncovered the ticad man and found two bullet holes in his back. " ' Who put them there ?' s.nid I sternly to the men. "'The two men whom she tshot,' they answered." Impossible!' says I. MTow could she know ? ' " " "She didn't know. She just hit them by chance.' said one of the party. We knew v hen they did It. but we didn't want to say anything about it. They thought to rob him and run off with her, but she seemed to he afraid of them more than of the others.' " Well, I got kind of tired of that place after that, and when I got things ready to take her home I packed up my own things also, and ns we set out I says to the boys: ' uMd -by, old men. Voii can work t he claim or not, just as yon please. It ain't likely that I'll ever be here again.' And I never did go back. They .slunk away after awhile, too, and I've heard thst nobody has ever worked there since. 1 took the girl home to her latherj and left her there. She's there now. es, I see her occasionally. In fact, I don't mind tellinsi you she's my wife, and lias been for In. or three years.'' The stock raiser pulled a quart bottle, ( with an outlineof Pike's peak blown in on . one side of if. from his overcoat pocket, took a drink, passed it. on. and when it j came back to him took auoi her drink and j said : "I'm prettv much a new-comer in j this country. Most i.f my lif- a a cattle man lias been pass d iu western Kansas i and Nebraska, whe-e I know every inch of j the land Irom M.licine J.odge to port . Hobinson. Yonrstorv reminds me of some thing that happened "in northwestern Ne- j braika about, four years ago. Old Man j Norris owned a big ranch es t there, and when he got his house built he made his two daimhters go out. and live in it. They i were delicate girls, and it was a tvrrible j place to tint them. Indians were roaming , around freely, and the white men they saw j were a good deal more savage than the Indians. The girls had Iwen fairly ednca- t ted, and they had tastes which made their t life on the ranch extremely irksome. One of them was a romantic girl." who saw a possible lover or knight in every man who j carue along, white ir red: but the other , refused to be interested in any! hing, and ! before verv long sickened and died. It so j happened that a jouiig Indian from Port Kobinson. named Pone Crow, was at the i house on the day of The funeral, and, see- . ing the voting girl in tears, he spoke to her j pleasantly and sympathetically. He was a pretty good-looking fellow, if he was a . redskin, and when she pa.ed upon Ids I 1 stalwart frame and handsome features i ! she took as much interest in him as he in . ' her. lie tnanaued to get nrour.d that way ! frequently atter that, until it became the i talk among the. cowboys that the girl hail I ' an Injun lover. The white mon often 1 talked of resentinu his familiarity, and , : on one occasion, when a few of them had I a good deal of whisky aboard, they tried . 1 to maul him. bnt he threw one of them against a tree and broke his leg. and cut another one in the lip so he can't talk ' plain to this day. "Finding the.t things were approaching acr?sis, Mr. Prow proposed and was ac cepted. As the facilities for getting mar ried wore not verygotxl.it became neces ' siry to ask the old man's consent. At first he stormed and swore, and threatened to whip the girl and her lover. He ordered the girl to her room, and told the Indian that if he ever cam" around that way again he would brain him. This made Crow uely. and, after a good deal of talk, he attat k'ed the old man and gave him the worst thrashing a white man ever received from an Indian. The girl, hearing the disturbance, peeked in at. the door and cave Crow a word of encoura'-meut. . Win n the ol-l man spied her he veiled: ' 'lAn. I cave" Take the savatre away before I kiil him. 1 can't make him under stand. 'I.i.a ran up an.', selling Crow by the arm, led him off. "A hen the oh! oer.t !crryn got up and recovered his breath, h" said : 'You can have him, 1 .iza. but on one cotiili 1ion, and that is that the miserable cuss wears I'nited Sr-ite ; clothes and leaves me alone. I want pe;p-e in the family, but it he ever jumps on me aain I'll cat ve him into sandw iches'.' "The conditions were arrveed to e.nd tho weddinc took place as soon ;is the " Id man could get a ndssion.try. Crow makes a very good husband. nv.'X his wife seems to enioyi.fe. Since she had to lead a semi savi.ge sort of a life, why not have a rav age husband,?" CATKEKIE SAVED HIM. lint Sbe Ws Able to Hold Her To 11 ii 11 e In t itemarkable Way. Th.it late Thuvlow Weed one told me an interesting incident of his life which has beeu inadvertently omitted from his Memoirs. It wt-p during the war of lSi'2, when he was living in Cooperstown, X. Y., the home of the nnrledt.-ed novelist, and was setting type as a jourueyman printer. " I was nineteen years old and fell in love with Catherine Ostrander. my landlady's daughter, two years younger than I was. Her folks objected, very properly, to her marrying a strolling printer, without money or anything else, and I agreed to wait. " About this time I got into a bad scrape. I. with three other young fellows, who were rat her a hard lot, was arrested on complaint of four girls whom we met at a prayer-meeting. I had never seen them before, but we walked home with them, and they made achargeof improper conduct against us all. The others got bail, but I had no rich relatives and pre pared to go to jaii. At the examination I told the justice that I had no lawyer and liO mopay '.9 psy one, when, to my great surprise, a leading attorney of the town, whom I had never spoken with and did not know, stepped forward and gave bad for me ard offered to defend T.ieT I'. was Ambrose P. Jordan. I was delighted. ' did not go to jail, and at the trial the trirls voluntarily declared that I was not a party to the offensive transaction. I left town for awhile, but came back in a year or two and Catherine Ostrander accepted me and we were married 1 never for got Jordan "Some fifteen years after that, when I was in Albany in a position of some intln e.nce, we were making up the Whig state ticket in convention. The principal officers had been placed in nomination, when s ime liody said. ' Now for attorney general.' We must have a man down in 'the middle of the state." " I named Ambrose P. Jordon, and he was made our candidate and elected. "When he came up to Albany he said to mo: 'I have some conscientious scruples about accepting this otlice. You gave it to me because I defended you in Cooperstown when you wanted a friend.' "' Not entirely or exactly,' I said. 'I merely reasoned that a man who would come to the roscue of an unknown and penniless youth fur the sake of seeing jus tice done hud the right ideas to make a good attorney general." "Well,' he answered, "lam not en titled to the credit you give me for either sagacity or right feeling. I gave bail for you and defended you because Cathorine Ostrander came and made a fuss about von and wouldn't give me any peace until I did it. Hetter appoint your wife attorney general !" " It was tho first I knew of her agency in the matter." She had never told me during all those happy married years." tm Yurh World. Xlie Prisoner's Pet. Michael Davitt has written a pnthctlo description of the liberation of a pet black bird which had shared with him his prison life. For many months the feathered com- F anion had relieved the tedium of his soli ude, but he felt at last that he owed his little friend the right of liberty. He savs : " It was a day which would fill one's whole being with a yearning to be libera ted a day of sunshine and warmth aud bauty, and the moment had arrived when my resolution to jtive freedom to mv little feathered 'chum' could no longer be sel fishly postponed. I opined his door with a trembling hand, when quick as a flash of lightning he rushed from the cage with a wild ser(am of delight, and in a moment was beyond the walls of the prison ! The instinct, of freedom was too powerful to be resisted, though I had indulged the fond hepe that he woidd have remained with me. Hut he tancht me the lesson, which ran never be unlearned by either country, prison or bird that nature will not be denied, and that liberty is more to be de sired that fetters of goitl." From a single grain of wheat planted in says the Trass Yalley, Cal., Kecord, grew twenty two stalks, each bearing a full head. These yielded Fo grains. 70 of which were planted the next year, produc ing o:;e f.ft h of a bushel of splendid wheat. Tli is was planted Last spring, yielding seven'e. n bushels, makine ,(r) pounds oi wheat from one grain in three years. A Dead wood (Dakota) husband pul l'ishtd this notice: "My wife, Sarah, has Shot my ranche. When I didn't. Doo a thing Too hrr an' I want it distinctly Pnder su.od that any man That takes hur in and keeps for hur 'On my account will get him self pumped so Pull of lead that some tend, if-k.i will locate him for Mineral name A word to t lit wise is sufficient tin' or? .1 f. ! k on fo; .Is." HE TOOK THE ELAME. j How 1jo I'njiliiccr Hurried to !Ueet III-. H i II- CTHlil. A grniid tr. sli a .shower of dying spliiv . teis bt-.tup: bump! ami thi roaches set- , tied back on the rails, and the passengers picked themselves up and cried out to each other that there had la-en a collision. So there had. P rviirht No. 17 was pnll lng.it on the s;da track, but the day ex press thundered down on her while the long train was a third of its length on tho main traek. Some one had blundered. Some otto's watch was ofT time. Some one musd be held responsible for the accident. I'nder the overturned locomotive was the fireman dead. Near him was tho engineer, pinned down to the frozen earth by one of the drivers, and when he had been relieved, a doctor, who waa among the pa-ssciigcrs, knelt l-sidi? hitu and said : " Arm broken 104 broken fixtt crushed to a pulp. He cannot live." Who had blundered? Who had dis obeyed orders? Tho conductors of the two trains wer. comparing watches and orders, when the engineer lieckoned them. " I am alone to blame ! " he whispered. " I wasn't du" here until 10:10. and it was Jnst 10:05 when I struck the freight. I was ahead of time running on her t imp." "So it was so it was," whispered tho two conductors. "Thi-i morning when I left home." continued the engineer, " the doctor was there. Our little Jennie-our five year-old was sick unto dc:;th. In her debrium she kept cr ing o;t : ' Don't co, papa! !m"f lea ve lit t !e Jennie to die." It was like a knife to my heiirt to b-ave her, tii't i;n I must. I was leaving the house when t-ie doctor put his hand on my shoulder, and said : ' Tom, my boy. by o'clock tomorrow morning she'll either be dead or better.'" " What a long day 1 'lis was to mo he went on after a bit. "When I pulled out of the depot to-n'ght, headed for home and Jetmie. I warned to llv. I kept giv ing her inure s'vam. and I kept gaining 0:1 rrv tlr-e. V. e are n't due till 7. you , know" bnt I wanted to 1 in ft f aye! an hour before that. When tnou-dit : came up to lie tr.: ' dead vi bi n n-'-M I e-.t ' have pni-.ed th ibro tireim;!) h td:i x a'. .JiViiiic might be red the door I should 1 ! o wide .pen if the n-1 my arm." ;y . lil-i.e.-ed as he jui-i .-ft '. '-! to I.f ex- I'oot man . 'I h shuddered with p.-.i. ban sted. "Yea, blame it ill on toe " iat whis- pored. . o. 1 . r. :ni nvc minnte-t more to cet in. and she'd have ma !e. ill right. but I stoht her time. AliI now ,'ntl now " He lnv so t':h t f-.r a moment that tho doctor felt for his lvnrt to sen if ii still beat "And now- that.'-- her-that's Jennie She's hi ckoipng she's calling! l.'ight down the track over the high bridge through the ceep cut I'm con. ing coming ! " And men wiped tears fio '.i tluireje-s H'l'l yv t -I (!("' I " " He has found his child in death !" HAGAE'S ITJSHVE. He Was Almost Tempted to t.et Tiirt at .lack. " I saw an exhibition of what you might call nerve the other day up in Delaware County," said Deacon Charles N. Hcan of the pnblio stores. " 1 waa up there on business last week, near Harpersfield, and an acquaintance took ne out to fish for pickerel thron rh the ice. On our way to the pond we met a couplet of nien choj ping in the woods. My friend knew one of the men, and slopped to talk to him. The other man kept chopping. He had made but two or throe strokes with his axe when it flew off the handle. The sharp blade whizzed through the air, pas-ied close to my friend's head. and, striking the other rhopi er. whose name was Hagar, cut his nose off close to his fice as clean as if it had been done with a ra.or. Thn man who had lost it put his hand np to his f ace iu a startled sort of way, and looked down at the severed nose as if he could hardly believe his eyes. When the full force of the situation struck him he looked at his fellow-chopper with Rn ex pression of surprise and deep injury on Lis face, and said : " ' Well, Jack, you're a d nice fellow, ain't ye ' " Haear then stooped and picked up his nose and pressing his handkerchief to his bleeding face, astounded both my friend and myself by resuming the subject upon which they had been talking which was the making of a contract for some chop ping as if nothing of consequence had occurred to interrupt it. My friend, how ever, started the other chap to the village after a doctor, and wanted to take Hagar home at. once 011 his huckboard. Hagar wouldn't hoar to this and he said he would cut across to his cabin through the woods and wait for the doctor, and he started ofT without any apparent hnrry, carrying his nose in his hand. "When we returned at night we went out of our way two miles to lnquiro after Hagar. We found him chopping up fire wood in front of the cabin. There was a bandage around his face When we asked if the doctor had seen him he said : " ' Yes, hit's been here. He stuck the nose on in its old place and bound it there, and said he believed it would grow fast again, as he had known of such things happening. Say, 1 came blame near get ting mad at Jack when that axe Hew off to-day. He's always cutting up some dido or other.' "Then we drovo back to Harpersfield. I had a letter to-day from my friend. He hid just come from a visit to Hagar. He says the man isgetting along, and that the nose will grow fast again, sum Now, these are facts, and I tell you that Hagar struck me as giving an exhibition of What you might call uerve." A'eic I'ork Sun. Sowing With Hair. It often happens that there is a small, cleanly cut place in a bolt of goods. It may not be known until after a garment has been cut out. But when it is discov ered the tailor cannot afTord to throw the piece away. He simply calls on his wife for several strauds of hair, hands them to the best skilled workmen in the shop, and bids him mend the rent. He uses & very fine needle, and daes his work so per fectly that it is never known that the cloth was cnt. I once knew a tailor who got in a peck of trouble from having cut the button holes on the wrong side of a costly coat. He finally overcame the difli culty bv mending them with his wife's hair. Once, upon a time I cut out and had made a tine cloth coat, which was discovered before beitu sent home to have a defect in it which could not be remedied without sticking in piece of cloth the size of a ten-cent siiver piece. After puzzling over it for half a nay, I secired a sharp turbutar steel instrument, used in cutting gun-wads. With this I cutout the defect in the cloth, fitted a piece in the hole taken from a scran of the same material, and sewed it with hair. Of course, I was careful to have the nap run right. It was so perfectly done t hat no one ever discovered it. Baltimore .Sttn.. A pearl weighing ninety.three karats, the largest known, and valued at ?17.(XX1, wa.1 niunii ov an innian tnver at Airdege, iower v aniornia, recenuy, and sold hi nun ror 500 to a person London. who shipped it to Recent experimenta show that the welglit of grain in wheat and rye in pro portion to straw is about one-third of the whole, while jn barley it ranges from one half to ope-t bird. CHARLES EICKEKS AT ROME. Ills K!de DaushirrS Kppnllrrtloni of the t.rrst Vnvrlint. I have often seen mere babies, who would look at no other stranger present, put our their tiny arms to him with un bounded confident e, or place a small hand in his and trot away with him. quite proud anil content,.,! at h iving found snrli a companion. Kver since I can iciiicniVt anything I remember him as the good genius of the house, and as its happy, bright, and funnv genius. He had funny songs which he used to sing lo them be fore tin y went to bed. One in particular, about an old man who caught cold and rheumatism vi Idle sit ling in an omnibus, was u great favorite, and. as it was ac companied by Mu-ezes. coughs, and gesticu lations, it had to lie sung over and over again before the small audience was satisfied. lean see him now. thro tH'h tbe mist ,,f years, with a child nearly rdways on his knee at this time of the evening, his bright and 1eautif;d eye-: full ot lite and fun. lean hear his clear, sweet volte as he sang to those children as if he ha 1 no other occupation in the world but to amuse them ; and when they grew older, and were able to act lit tie plays, it was their father himself wdio was tea. her. manager and prompt or to the inlatit a ma., teurs. These t he.if i ic.i Is were undertaken as earnestly and seriously as were thore of the prowii-iii people. He would teach tho children their parts separately, what to do and how to do it. acting himself for their edi!i al ion. At one moment le tonlil lie I !ii bagoii in Pint 1:111.1." . ,t t he :n"'i:ie ot t h" seven set-van's then a jot Ley "dated bv tie ouitees . htld, whose I, tile lees had much di!benltv to getting into the top !oot s until he bad taken every part in the plav. Charles lliekeiis was tiltrnvs a great walker, but in these .'ays be rode and drove more than lie did in la-er ea s lie was fond of the game id battledore and shuit ltv-o, k :.nd used constantly to play wit h friends on summer eve i;:e,s? Asthe children g--ew 1 lder. Here wt r; evenings when they would be allowed to drive out into 1 h" country, and then cet mt of the eaninj-eend walk with " I 'a pa .' It seem-, now as i; the v :iil !!mu.s vthtilt used to be ga!he;td on those c tilings in the 1 ountw lanes we c rweeter pud m-m beautiful then any v ha h grow t,..t a '.;i s ! The very la! es have .-.1! ilisapp...i;t.,l atid pi own into house Hut the memoiy of the one who originated those treats, and tt'h't was the good pi 1 it. th,. tiiuc. cfii never be blotted 01. t. 'buries Dickens was very fond of music, and p.. t only of ci tssi -al musie. He loved tia tioeal airs, eld titties songs and ballads, mid vn easily move 1 by an t h tig p.tt lie: ic m a song or tun.., and w is le-ier t ied of hearing bio special favorites sung or played. 111! ta-a ii to like to l ave music of an even ing, iiitd duets used lo lie plnved ftl' together, while be would r' oi- vt a'k up an.i:ovn 1 ut " ,.n , tan:il v--s I " 1 . , memhr of his hid on:- t ening whin- he was apparent lv deep in his bonk when he su.hleiilv pot up. savin ' " Y,,ii don't make etii.ueii ot that word." and he sat down by the piano f bowed her the w ay in which he wished it t be emphasized. anl tlid tint leave the instrument until ii had bee" sung to satisfaction When ever this song was vung, which it often was. jt i,e, ,inie a favorite with him. he would always listen for that word, with his head a little on one id.'.e. as uu.eh as to say "I wonder if she ill remember." The New Year vt as always weh omed with all honors, .lust before lti o'clock everybody would assemble in the ball, and be would open the door and stand 111 t be ei.t ranee, watch in band bow many of his friends must remember him thus. Mid think lot inglv f.f the pit lure ! ;ls he wailed, wtth a half smib' on his attentive face, for the bells to ch:me out New Year. 'J"h"ii hi" v.-ac would 1 n-iik thesib-nce villi "A Happy New Year to 11s all" Por many minutes there would be much embracing, hand shaking, and good wishing : and theseraiits Would ail ome np ai d get a hearty shake of the hand from the belot ed "master." Then hot. spiced wine would be distributed, and good health drunk ill to-in I Some times there would lie n count 1 v dance, in which the host delighted, and in whit h he Insisted upon every one'joining.and he never allowed I he tint. cit:g and real d.-tii'-tng it was too to !!; for an instant, but kept it up nnt 1 even he whs tired and out of brer th. and bad nt, last to clap his hands, and bring it to an end His thorough en joyment was most charming to witness, and seetre ! to infect everyone present. Charles Dickens brought a It tie white Havana spaniel with him from An:erica, and from that time there were always various pets aV.oiit !:".r.se Tu barticu lar there was an eagle and a raven The eagle had a sort of grotto made for him in the garden, to which he was chained, and being chained he was not quite such an object ol terror to the children as the raven was. The ravei, wit h his mischiev ous nature, delighted in frightening t hem. One of thn little daughters had very chubbv, rosy legs, and t he raven used to run after and peck at them, until poor "Tatie's leds" became a constant subject of commiseration. Yet tho raven w- s a greai source of amusement, to the family, and there were countless funny stories about him. He was especially wicked to the eagle: as soon as his food was brought to him, the raven would swoop down upon it, take it just beyond the eagle.' reach, mount guard over "it. dancing round it and chuckl'ng. When be consid ered he had tantalized the poor bird enough, he would eat the food as deliber ately and slowly as possible, and then hop away perleclly fomented wi'h himself. He was tot. the celebrated Crip of " Harnaby liudge," but was given alter the death of that bird. A CUTE CAT. She Showed Herself Possessed of Re markable Reasoning l'oncr. We had adjoining our house a vegeta ble garden much infested with moles, that did a great deal of mischief to the garden produce and could not be got rid of. One morning, while the family were at breakfast, the cat, a beautiful tortoise shell tabby, brought into the room a dead mole "in her mouth, and laid it down by the table. Her appearance as a mole catcher was hailed with delight, and she was rewarded with a fine piece of tish otf the breakfast tahle. The mole was carried out and thrown a Utile distance from the house, on the following mornmg, while the family were again at breakfast, the same scene was enacted, and excessive praise was awarded to the cat, which it waa hoped was in a fair wav of ridding the garden of the pest. The same thing was repeated on the third and fourth mornings, and tabby on ench occasion being suitaoly rewarded. On the fifth morning,w hen siie ma le her appearance as usual.- the fsmiiy were ' taken by the nose," a most offensive smell arising from the mole just brought in. On examination, it was discovered that the mole was in a state of decomposi tion, and further investigation disci sed the fact that tabby had been palming the " orignal and only mole" as a fresh one every morning, and thus fraudulently ob taining the toothsome reward so freely given for her supposed clever mole-catching propensities. Wotidcrv of the Depp Sea. The United States i !m mission engaged in deep-sea soundings are making many and valuable discoveries. They show that animal life is ripe and active at a depth of 0,000 and 2. aOO fathoms. At 1 . COO fat horns large crabs have been collected, at 2,574 fat horns a huge lobster was captured. The character of the soil and minerals is another study. In the gulf stream bowlders, pebbles, rare crystals, and pieces of iron were collected. In other places a strong clay and minerals of various kinds were fathered up. These soundings bid fair to reveal many long hidden secrets which scientific men have longed to know. HI M I . Virhen tn-'t - A-tlsi 'r.. m;. liil.-. p.il t ..- t.i':: lie'li -o! I '!! 1 . When stlt i-t ; . 1 All' h.-..t his -ii Honet . .,.! Ib- il lake I. - h 'M. e ! 1. -it" .1 ,i.:il ' ill Of I .Irt- If f-.ls.- frten. t. t to '. .- 1 Vt,v V id promts.-. " i v. ki-t. pi.-." V.m I. 1 1 ; t stt ,,:t -n -- mi,' lie t da r..,. You'll v. '. k i:,t. 1 "town" l.iine -1 If vii e-i. :i, v n- ,i. 1 tiiimit 1.. 11,-. m T" st:.l, , ,(,. .IV J-s" trtli '1:1 ,1,. rot... 'r. t.'.l bnn liiseT Ve.t. .inl he vx ill. (...tv. -l.t ,.. "beli Tit,-Ti .!,. tt . ) man ..I,' b. !.:,". Veil k n Im'I il t v. a 1 1 ley tv 1 :l I, :.' "ft .1.- l.ttta btu!.. : : 11 . let. b. tv k it 1. ::t.-- i.t r. So. I 'vin, p, A tt' h.-r.-'s ! Wle-n I.i.l 1 It s 'v iti.-r.-i .1 1 tb bi.-.-11; His ban' tt ! t !!..-! . ' ll i. mis 'I IH..S .-tiu.. 1 L. om; ?iori: im-oiiti x aie. O-ie n.ore -I'lfortnriaf 'I'rn: m - l.p faies. P. s'.i -.Tiiport -triait.. 1 ri-i ori th" 'kates. Pi.'k lu-r l:p te-t. y, bk.t. t! .. -i;o;s. I n -ii if .tomI so sleielerly, I'l.ust .i to tni-ha ;is. t h. it tv.tsi.it i f u! That she sSi.vib! flop. Wh-r.-a whole eltv J-.'.I A! ij.t see hri .1 r.1-1. T'a k i..-r l:p tend'-: I v. Smooth o'it hei dr. ss. Fa.bi'inett so sVivh-.-'y, M.i.ie to i tei-h. KEEP THE SCoL OK Hertles l.ern upon the I-.'atltia rttid 1 ( poll the Il oper are of tin- Hotly. , 1 -it tic I'.t-rt io P.lynn had j.is: finished his 1 dinner. He was in the n sj i.l rarv . k -ep- j ing still a f .-vr m'UMies af'er citing, ne- 1 M dip.c to t::s r..-1'.i.r'- rule She got it from t'.e I"." eib. -1 ., tor. a::d a good rule it. i t't rt v. -is si-1 v. 1 i'i h;s ou ti raking chair ix-fort- t he pv-.-saat gr.i'e tiie lie bad it; hin hand two line apples 1 rich re land a green. His father ..at ut ft win dow reading a newspaper, "t'resently h; heard 1 he child say : "'.hank you, li'.'1 nuistfi-." Dro; pine ,Vs ,,,;rr ,,, s.tid : I thought we wer-i n'oiie. I-ertie. Who w::s here bf-t row " "Nn';,;,, laU;i .l:!.: you and 1 ' i;iJn' . IT1 w you say just tiotv. ... you. little master' " The chibl did t ot ,-.",sw rr at first bnt laug ." ' a -'y laugh. -'Min he said: "1 am afraid ;i will laugh at me if I tell cu. papa." ' Well, yon have jnt laughed, e..;l tliy 1:1:11 n't I:'' " Hut. 1 11. in .ii'ii m.ike full oflue." " No. I we-,"! make f ,:i cf you. but pereaps I'll have fun with yon. Tha' will hei; us looie t our r .".st lied." " I'll tell you about it. ; ana. I bad eaten my red apple and wanted to cnt the gretvi one, too .Ins; lln-n i re:uemb- red s me ing I learned in s in o! about at i tig. cn l thou--tit o;.e big apple was eiiouna. My r-tomach will begin-! if 1 don't g.ve it the green one to grind. It seen..-.! for a minute just ns if it f aid to me. Thank ou. little master:' but I kn-.w I said il mvself."' "Hertie what is it Mi s Mcljiren has been teaching about e.vipg'" Hie to'.d its to be : fi-t ful pot t i give our stomachs, loo mil -h f- o to grind. If we do, she says, it will make had .lo.-l that will run into our brains a nd nntKe them dull n.d s"upid. 1 o t hat we cu t get our less ins v ell. and perhaps give ns head ache, too. If e give our stoma .'is just enough work to do. tin y will give us pure, lively blood, that will make us feel bright Mid bee: f ul in school. M i.-s M.-lgireii say s thai soptct imps, when she eats too much of son. ( thing that she likes verv much, it, seems lu-osi as if her stomach moaned ttnd complained : but when "ie denies b.er H,.jj a!1 n'f. cat too much, it s.-ems as If it were thankful ami t.l1.' "Jbafaua good pie i. in as 'be m i :i s i-r'.., i'.iriie. What more iid Mis-i Md .-'.ren tell yo:i aNmt tins matter?" "Site 'aught lis a verse cue day about Via p. g t:;.- -..jl oa ton. That wasn't jut tne wottls. Mit it's what it meant." At this pa; a's paper w ent suddenly ri g t up bef ire bjs fa.-n. When, i'i a liiinu'p. it dr.-jpeil down, lioro wasn't a-rt- litugh on h'11 face ns he said :" w'pren'i these the w..r.!s. I keep e y body under ' t h. yes ' thnt wis it ; out il ineans just the same If I keep mv bo-lv under, of coui-e my soul is 011 top.'" "( it course it is. my boy. Ke( p your .cnl 011 top and you'll belong to the grandest style of mail that walks the earth.''' pS'tc rtirnentn 7fs nr i-l "titon. ONE Of LINCOLN'S SI0EIE3. Told to a tiovertior In the Darkixl Hour of the Rebellion. Just befo. e the bat t 'enf Fredcricksburgh. knowing that a large numlier of Pennsylva nia troops were with Deinside and that a general cng tge nent between the two armies was imminent. I went to Wash ington and asked for transportation to the front. A tug was placed at my dis posal, and I reached t he army in time to witness the battle. The terrible slaughter of our tr. ops on th-.t day we all know. "When our defeat was beyond ques tion, I boarded the tug and hastened to Washington, hopiiej, as railroad commu nication was imii'jsible, to forestall the exaggerated rumors that might lie ex pected, and to alleviate even in only a slight decree the slunk of unwelcome tidings. It v.-as considerably past mid night when I reached Washington, but I proceeded directly to the White House. It was no surprise to learn that the Presi dent had not retired. I was Immediately ushered into his presence. As he accosted me and read in my fare the character of the news T had to communicate he sank into a chair with a sirh of distress." What news. Cn ernor ? " said he. " Bad ! very bad." "Tell me all" He rested his head on his hands while I gave the outline anil the results of the battle. He heaved a heavy sigh and looked et me witn an ex pression of intense suffering, and I re marked : " I heartily wish I might 1m a welcome messenger of go.vd news, instead that I could tell vim how to conquer or get rid of these rebellions States." LtHiking up quickly with a marked change of expression, Lincoln said: "That reminds me of two 1iys in Illinois who took a short cut across an orchard and did not become aware of the presence of avicioti-i dog until it was too late to reach either fence, tine was spry enough to escape the attack bv climbing a tree, but the other started around a tree with the dog in hot pursuit, until by making a smaller circle than it was possi ble for his pursuer to mnke. he gained sufficient lv to grasp the dog's tail, anil held with despei ate grip until nearly ex hausted, when he hailed his companion and called him to come down." " What for," said the boy. " I want yon to help me let this dog go." "If I could only lei them go." Rani the President, in conclusion : "but that is the trouble. 1 am compelled to hold on to them and make them stay." A" etc York Tih'ijrmn. " Did you kill anybody while von wer in the army. Sergeant Smoker f'' " Y'ou bet vour life I did," said the sergeant " Whom did you kill " " Killed time. 51 "Ah!" replied the questioner; "I knew that sol.iici s often marked time, but I did not know- thev killed him."" I'-lltipiry il. i.ilTi-.anl v, .1- the 'in -.. bi e is .-,. v ..manly, 'i I i. s :t ,1 ,-i P.. k l.r -ip tend. tlv. ,..-. 1! - -I,-- ' l ie hi.-ll.-.l ... .-. '.. 'iiitep mill - . : a ir J Vers ha'. T'avt'cr. TOP. "TASTE KOT, "TATfT KOT. If o vt S.mir U onif 11 Siavr r ra fw mil put Tlirm to t.ood l ae. Some wt.men have a farnlty of tmkirt Mimt-1 lung out ol nothing, at li-nt it so ap peared, to a r.-ptirtei for the New York Mall and Kxprc-s. lie w as ctmiiig ilotv n lima fmm Harlem on 1 he clcvati-d railroad Di rectly in front of him sat two . .ting ladist ins; .eft ing a stpiare of what is kt'tnvn in feminine juii lance .0. 'rrH7y jwilcli work." "I feel n fully hui t ," said the i tier of t he di lictite six-i imeii of l.tindiw ork. "I (-IH lit two " et ks on this wttmre. and v.hen I gave it to Mr". last merit to helps along w ith Per quilt she told me the q i:ilt had been tii.ishei! !oi vi ral d.i vs. I Ii itik. it's too l.iean f .'::-th':- g. Ttvowc-ks t true j-i-' w as' d." " How so " ret 11 1 tied t be . it h'-r. You rati 1:1 ike ll ::.'o a in-aut if ill i tt'.e ha: .ibag. .-M-ti : 111 1 ,'s s-fiiiare ' Jttt ther:g1' sr. Ii ting from yun r vi m i-a by a tir -ad sat in t lb b..ii,i t ;.i t .- 1 ..-,.1 si i:n: :.ig. You 1 an cord, it rr.it:t:il the : re and pitt a j kef on thot inside for tour .h.-m ikeri b:e " "o 1 t.11: ' M "ing on .ire so handy at. It sin. g up 1 wlds h 11 d end-, t eM me vt hat 1 .- ti I thv with tl e-e two ynrds of stuT turkey red I'l'ti' r I bad these l. li nttr llolll my ttr" ;r -i ' ; i t-," ""It I w en- um. i would make t v o panels. 1 f it to hnl . up i il t he iiti i n g room a ge 1 nsti that 1 la el- h..-.; lake paper. Make then half a yard w ide and a aid and a ( juat l. r ! mg. I'll! a curtain 'k in the 1 -ot t . hem. The eoi-rrast wi!l be strik:-ig A cl:itrr of (i,i!-iis i.r grn-s. , en-1 i'. .'. !: .1': ..n i b'-ui in wool w:l' bx k lovely. It won't Iik.- mi long, loi I tut v 01 k is rt t fi ne. nml 011 eiui g-et a ! ::: ih. ' ila.-ies f,,r a mode! very nwai 11 iw . Hut vt hst are yon goiee; to dv Willi tlii- ? and she pn.ied out a pa-ceof pit tv lue sateen sl iinkb-d w it 11 J' tik nio-s 1,iids. nt.ut half a v ard long, iron, llie bundle. "' That is a piece of my new dress. 1 aim eo.i.g 111 give it to our washerwoman's. 1 :! t ie git 1 t -r a (b ill s dress. " " Ni.iei t!-e ' You ran make a m.t c.t:i-fi.rt.-.ii.e btt!e t u t rest i-it of that Tkc a m:ih:1 s..,ap 01 st.,;. 1, !,x, pad it mceiy r. ml then c...-r it v. rh t l.'s. tai king 11 d..-vn w ih s-.iv ,.r beaded la. ks. Footstool- l.s.k. awluiiv prettv 111 a be.iri:ii, and l-i !i" they ai"e - :r. f.-r' able." " How t. ice! I am real clad "ii told me. I guess 1 will keep my scraps alter tins T ! us iHilv throw iheiu away. "You don't mean !o stty you haven't av ' ca h all ? ' Make opt . t ! 11. by n il o n atia, Yfii can make one out of stub? t' 'Niirjntt j can ci'.n.b.-t ope. Jt should ben I- u;iv..-nty j in-' hes ! r 3. Hl:d closed :lt top find bottotit Willi a iIihw ftfi".; 1 on wot s.-iti I 11 j a uie use tor 1 lee. I pet i "No." 1 hov 1 e:. I 'ii. A3 b-ft uch ! irr' -v aw nv a ti: uij t Pit; n.toi'- 1- tie y lo t il;"s-t. ti e t :u. n" 1: 1 ti n n.'.s 1 . an t p.. .: i v Hi id t tt- SV.'EAFI?;.' OFF. , llori Itni tlrtti ' t.t.ort Advice Vnimbla lor tlil Time u I tiie Wur, My Ikiv. this is about the t ime of the year when yon "swear off." It is an annual custom. I'Mi.-dly it 1..ms l'iit as long n. the oath you take. Now 1 want jmi lo 13-tt-n to me. Ivvn't sw e.ar off In heaven's name, don'fc swp.t.i otT. .1 list (pi it . M ti 1. promise. Simply qi-.ii . man's t skii. -s f..r w oaf .1 , I HUM. .p OT If y.ii have ,1 y .nn lie. I eet or v biskey. as th.e railroad 1 i;iti .says, ".-hi ' o;T." Simjilv (juit Stot. it Leave it .,1. Thexe is no trouble about it. Lot mei tell you. there is no harm in whisl.ev. It dois t,(it and it cannot hurt you. if yov dt-ii't drir.k it. Thai 's all y.ni 1 -.ve to do. Don't be a f.at i'.tic i Don't li a Prohibit:,.: simply don't drink, and America can't u.i'.Kevon drink any of it Wl.-sky i n't b 1 re: .rmer. lata-. 'nst 1 ,P the w hisky it, rutik if you d .n'n .ever hr rt ; man whonnin t drink it. Do you know, my boy, there never Wns man in America who di;u,k ""M-sy ! enns-e he Iked it? I '; :, t believe there) ever was such a imn. He drinks for good fidiow-sLif . for e-.sid ri rnr-anv ; because) S'-'tti other man drinks with bin nan ever dritiks a), ine. At letist you pevet dx Don't ytui rememlK r t be old S. . ,-. 1, .'. ry, where the d.sj:ti;::e tniks to b'- ; :'r 1 t ef t Sandy, Sandy, ye drink l-mr-v-l,. T.1"X at the coy. She noes , ., to the truko, uilnks the water she wants, and drinks no more " "Ay. yes." paid Sandy, "that's becnuM she's alone: ye juit let soom ither coo coom don on "the i:ber side ot th broke and say. ' Here's to ye. Men.' She'd stand thnire and .-'rink until morning '' It is'bt Tb? iovr rt it : it's the tbility of it. to -. erre.r St lohn and ijooef, ftn,'l all the ii f ir.i.ers tuny talk all ihrr will, and they c;.:i:iol reform you. unless yo-i ra form y 'M'.'-elf. by tho easiest u-.ov emert ia the wlirld It's 110 tiouble, my hoy ; p re quires no etTort. I sat .ir.fiimn'r.-' in the prav light of dawn by . lie bedsi ie of a fr: nd IP had what is technically called e .'.oil 1 port him. I order i 1 up for him a .mart bottle r. . I 1 1 ft I I inn .jsky rts ! aiL t:".:re ! ; 1 ;a 01 "J Cock t't .1 I of ApoIImans wat- r and a whisky rts prettv still tletir.Htik theei Apollinsris He tt'iist l tho aid. " Whv n it " "Jlecsu-e,' h said. "I w ill never dricle another drop of honor as lona; as I live." I went to the ve a list and. staked the) towel in ire water, and tM.und it around hls head, and said : " .Mr dear b y. It would be an easy thln to reform ll.i old worl 1 if we coi;Vl only keep it In a rhroui- hc.-y! ache " And it is so. my !y. We are peiiilen when our he."..! a' hes We si.rr. w- ov er our sins when anguish brings nausea to our stomachs, atid beaded per-p:rr.ttoti tsnds out on our brows IVter went out and wept w hen f Inly when the sorrowing face on his mas'er turn.-d itself up m bis cowardice You .and 1 repent our weak nes. ::iy boy. only when some pure man stand liefore us. and casts upon i. the re buke of his sir les ccMinH nance Ai d yet von aed I could, if -,rr would, ba .is pure a Litn, ir.y b- y So. bo honest with yourself, lie !'"- to yourself net! as the new j ear --," VOlir good ! cn"! vt ions n' ' ' v f! r or!y betwee'i '. ea'st-i ar.d the 1 . who r.r.mtj and pears you T'- h .rt wi'h the w-.rld-and the i..Mr, wickt 1. ! s -1 ; Ued ...rm oltf world will be 'rue in vou Iteller Than llee-. a t . Did ye ever hear ! the u igmal discoveres? of the T0110hn.it Mine nt TombstotieF Well, lie was a regular tendeifoot frora "way back, and wan workiu" with two pari! on the 1 la: 1.1 . a u' our day he a me ti p from the but torn of lie shift an". -ays hot Hoys.' as id be. 'It.: pl.i -a d out . an' 1 ain't got no more h art tt: '!os 1 aeket 1 r.lloar as Inns as I tv; s sir.it.n anything like ore I'd stand it o.it I. :e. l :-,f 1n.1v e sptfc on my crave if 1 ain't v. ot king b f an' he :,l,..wel bis par . a pee of rorW t tncklv covered wi':: a -w n s.f, -ts.-re asdul I.Kik uncotnuioniv like wax. Will yetakc?sjm ;,,r yotir share" -a-d one of his par ds. "I'.et your sweet bfe I will,' and so the li:!i was nand-sl ovi . tho quit -( laini d( ed puuie out Pti' tb o ; icr ftKit lost a ti rtune. 1 lie thing I e tonic forlx eswax w n rbiot ide of silver, an' Ihm lock went i-io.'KM Ui the ton. A 111 Hlrd's t. What would n.y young readers- tVnk It they should tind a nest thirty feet 1:: d.im etef ar.d six or eig h fat high Tt a : .- are such nests in theM- luera Islands made, too, by a bird as small, if not smaller, '.baa the srs w in t ail. and called m"ga: In Like the tropic bird, too. thf y f :e.j-.. it th scrubby jungles along t he si a sh ire. wher the soil is sandy, but t hey have re-it 1 ka Wv hirer and strong feet ant l-'iig nv. M'here there is a ttuistdt rable tiue'-Mty ot debris, consStina d s-tiiks. si.efs. sea weeds an.l leaves. ruegaio(!:us loi i-.s :m mense uiouiids. olten with totv;,.: it:y ease, for with their long feet they can '-rasp and throw bat kw ard a large q-ui-.t .-y ot material In the center of thi it.i '.: d. at the depth of twocr three t"et. the . :-:- urs deposited, and are hatched lytie ntl heat produced by tl e fcruvtii a eei . .' the vegetal'" insttcr of the mound. I ! den Days. , L