fHEljAEIBRIA TREEIlAn Vclvei'tising: Ilntew. Tbe Unre and aelrable NrrnJaMon f tbt G KRi a f oovmfnll It to the favoraole ooa rlderatioa of adeertJeera. wboM favor will la aerted at tbe f"llowlce; low ratet : 1 Inch, 1 time t tt 1 S month. S.S9 1 " e non'hi 1 " 1 year I 06 t " monlba S.S S 1 year lo.ao- t " month. S.0O- S " 1 year Is e eol'a 6 month 10. 0 H " 8 moDthl Su.00 H " yr u e " S month 40. 09 1 year T& A Adsiinltrratcr't and Exeeutor't Notice , ao. Andlror't Notleet 1 t- Stray and itmllar Xottowt la. Ruatnaaa tteme. ISmt tnaertrrm 10c. per lis ; aah ubeeqaent Inaertlon . per line. t VV KrtofWimt or pi a fifing o , aoeyieeaeiee) or emf f, fni cemffivitioaf im aieee r. ci af rm ' ir matter riiHrd or nrUil tmrMv "l prf or u mdvertwtmtmt: Job raiBTTwa or all kind neatly aad arrtt ooily axaeated at lowact prle. Iioa't yov Nrf I. rati I aha WeaswlF at iSEySBTTBQt Cambria Co., JTa., DY M. A- MoPIKE. QvomnUed OirvuiaHon - 1,1S9. scmcmtmon batb- . fl-SO " If not p a w,,B!D", ij If not p i """ EE-To peraons rtKllBf f.'"i -narved la MU iddlllaeal W"1 M rr P-T , .h. .bar tr be - fna on eve, - ;,- eontult tbalr eftt rora. and tnoae - , k Mr or ' e a n must not H. A. McPIKE, Editor and Publisher. 'KB II A VBVBKA.IT WHOM TBB TBTJTB MAUI FBEE, i ALL ARB SLATES BBBIDB.' SI.50 and postage per year. In advance. fZ cT.tl.ctly ''aS-Pav far rear paper before yea top . If VOLUME XVI. EBENSBURG, PA.. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1882. NUMBER 43, ron nut- Non feat Mtliif iifc m Voi-t he a t j,w itf, U too art. ftY o V "i. - I IBS i ; I 1 .... .5 a It.; AT WANAMAKER'S V'Uitors to Philadelphia are Invited to visit the store, whether to see or to buy. Your parcels are checked ; a raiting -room is provided, where you may rest with ladies and children; guides conduct you through the house, or you wander at will; there are many things ol interest to see, and a wel tome, For two years, perhaps, we have had the richest, largest, nostvaried andmost exhaus tive collection of dress-goods in Philadelphia. Before that, we may have had the largest, and even the most exhaus tive, but perhaps not the richest. The slowest trade to come to a new merchant is the trade of luxury. It is the slowest to change from cne to another. But it does change. We may say our dress goods of all sorts are at about their highest now. htcwi aud third circlet, aoutheaat from center. Silks of all sorts have come; and never were silks more acceptable. And these words have a meaning here beyond any they could have elsewhere; because of the greater variety of wants tha look to us for supply. We must have all accepted styles, and all the approved quali ties of those styles; and, as to colors, can you think of cne that we can do without? A store that has only one class of trade can get along with comparatively few silks. Which jstock would you rather buy out of? Jlit ov ter circle, tooth entrance o main bnlldine;. Two damask towels at 15 and 18 cents may serve to thow what we gain by buy ing of the makers. The very lame towels are in the whole sale trade in New York at about 2 1 and 22 cents, which means at least 25 cents at retail. We are not going to say that all our retail prices are below New York wholesale; nothing of the sort. " More than one swallow to make a lummer." But where such towels are to be got for 15 lents is a good place to look for bed and table-linen, and all the other linens. That's what we mean exactly; it's true, too. Outer circle. City-bail tquare am trine. A very wide and surpris Ingly good navy-blue twilled flannel for 50 cents; 45-inch. Do you remember a 35 ccnt flannel for 25 cents, of which we had 18,000 yards last fall? Afterward we got 7,000 yards more of it; and a little of it is left yet That is 23-inch. This wide flan nel is fully as good as that. circle, toutheatt from eenter. All the warmer sorts of underwear are ready; for tten, women and children; '.ck-cotton, merino, wool, aJjd silk. All the sorts need ed for all sorts of people 'ltji all sorts of notions; aa, for people who want it, l-ere is quite a little wit out underwear to be pick up at the counter. Where se would you look for it? ftot in books surely; for goods are changing all the me; and so get ahead of tooks. Wtf Arrale ug Ch wan OGvintB John Wanamaker, Philadzlthia. fcaR&Qt. ThlrtMntV Vutat aa Joalpee Mraatfbie by boraa can mjafce. WILLIAM A. GITTINGS, PIANOS and ORGANS! Tilt VEHY BEST MAKES. Street' ' " F.bennburff, Fa. M'.I,..r.,.r" ,nd tn'nr of Inttrumant. promptly V-l t"oMIT st'endad to, and laatraetiont In i? '""r'lmental maala f (Ten at r.aaoaable " i-oUiiV"" 0n, : rellabla parti lij ur otn" parataau whan dalrt: Call 1-aotx-tf.j D. M. J. BUCK," PTICIAW AW9 BlUHl, . k,mT. l"' rlhealle eaa a. aia4a. ' tavarv t.aarlpfrja. 4-lf. .-ll No IViiskey: Brown's Iron Bitters is one of the very few tonic medicines that are not com posed mostly of alcohol or whiskey, thus becoming a fruitful source of intemper ance by promoting a desire for rum. Brown's Iron Bitters is guaranteed to be a non intoxicating stimulant, and it will, in nearly every case, take the place of all liquor, and at the same time abso lutely kill the desire for whiskey and other intoxi cating beverages. Rev. G. W. Rice, editor of the American Christian Re view, says of Brown's Iron Bitters: On., O., Not. i6, 18S1. Gents : The foolish wast ing of vital force in business, pleasure, and vicious indul gence of our people, makes your preparation a necessity ; and if applied, will save hun dreds who resort to saloons for temporary recuperation. Brown's Iron Bitters has been thoroughly tested for dyspepsia, indigestion, biliousness, weakness, debil ity, overwork, rheumatism, neuralgia, consumption, liver complaints, kidney troubles, &c, and it never fails to render speedy and permanent relief. cGvrv- Merideh Cqkn.U.SJ. Baring attained a national reputation In FIXE TOCKET CUTLERY, Ladies' Scissors ard Ink Erasers, With (killed aoirrlntndrnt la that drpart turat. (opvlrnu nted by axt.udrd experience In the w.Hkm.if tiv ateel, w. ara enabled to offer jrouda of aaritallrd quality. To lutrtMlirce our riTEST ADJ15TABLC Quill Action, Reservoir Pen, "THE -A.C3SE," !u a lranre t f rrcular tr.)e channrli, wo itmw cut I'::, a . 1 .1 J a lau.la froi to any addreat on rcct t cf . Carrl. ai mri lak aaj Teaatala Tan. this ra riTi asj nou)in. V "r ""' rf Teni r?n br. o!d h the trade. DK)1 Z0:il-.k. Miaaeolioitorafor tn i r II aAaaMl patent, eaveata, nil irada-marka, eopyrighte, etc., for 1 1 tha United States, and to obtain pat Ml nta in Canada, Xnrland, France. Oennafly, and all other countrioa. Tlalriv-atz vaara rjractice. No rharfa tot ei am in a Hon of anodela or draw Inga. Adrloe. by mail fre. PatMta obtained thmurh n are noticed in tha KIBNTiriO AJIKRIGAII, which hat tha larffaat cirenlation, and ia the moat influ ential newspaper of ita kind publiahed in the world. The ad vantage of inch a notice every patentee udaratanda. Thialarfe and splendidly illnatratrd oew paper iapnbliahed WEKKIT at IS.20 a year, andi admitted to be the beet paper devoted to soieaoe, meohanica, inventions, engineerine works, aad other departmetkto of industrial progress, published in any country. 8iDgle copies ky mail, 10 eests. Sold by all news deal are. Address, Mono A Co., publishers of Scien tiflfl American. 261 Broad wav. New Tork. Handbook about patetnta mailed free. are reaping a her vest eelllng onr Wsw Walsi KItnI, MASON & HAMLIN aaa s N A aV I A ara aartalnl v beat. Balnr Veen o II K II lA f JSaerr at erery GrsatTorld'a UIIUMIIW IndaitrUl Competition f r Slxteen Ta.rs : no oihar Aawncta organs aartar tn fonnd eqaal at aay. Alao Ckaapitt. Style lot ; Saortaeea ; auflWiant compaaa aod pw.r. witah.at sumIUv for popalar a.ered and aemlar rutlr In arkoolt ee fainillea. at only 3. aelrsl taw at.rloa at UA, S3". aM, Tt. srt. sa. tios, tn4 t StuO aad ap. Ik, Urgtr tttUm areeir MnwW e MyoCAereree. A lw for eaey payments. Itew Ulaa trated aralnena free The MAMTN A HAMI.TX Or ran and Plana Co.. 1W Irement St..botna : 4 K. 14th .Slew Tork ; 14 Wahaah Aea.. Chieaso. FREE Splendid jae.nlla paper. 9 Cfci aaiat tn eeey aubwrrlber. ApsUntkr lar(a stay. Addroa. Tna um, Wadiworth. O. -IHRGKTIC. F.ELUBU HI to fell Fruit Tree. (Ira pa Tinr. inruoa. Koaea, kc. OOOD SALARirA and a-xpsaaet f aid. -18-.a, Addreaa at one. J. F. UaUJ, KK.Mttr, R. I. CMi MAKE ItWm CoMf Ava Pall a4 wt Jm i l ' ss . X MeCarsy A C. raOaAalshtaTTa. IRELAND cfTO-DAYtff-i'.z New Kdltton Mow Readr. v-v; it i, i w 5. ARFNK rrHM) Kltchea Queen Safetj Limps 2ri ' and other household artlel ja. I jThebeataelllnfarticleaeverput AT J on the market. For Sample jr I erf and Terna, address the VJ CLIPPER MTQ CO, M i if a nw ai t w CladBBatL O. TOTED TUB BCSE!fEIATI! ASK. Ab! those days have jfone forerer. rlth tr.eir apiniid nre and fever. And thulr lofty scorn of living, and their quenchless thirst of fame! When faith and beautr filled them, and when love and elory thrilled them. And the sacred licht of Honor led them like a flitting flame And the Minstrels, tender-hearted I they are silent and departed. With their amatory musie, once se delicate and sweet ; Now we never sigh to bear them, but we fly them and we fear them Grinding melancholy organs on the corners of the street. Gone the Pirate and the Bea-Klng, and the Buccaneer and Viking ; Tarled the banner of the Kover, hushed his cannon's heavy roar. And the only reminiscence ot his nautical ex istence Is the banging of the big drum In the play of "Pinafore." Gone' the glamor and the glory of the Knights of song and story. With their love and high endeavor, and their noble deeds and aims ; Of heroic days behind us, now there's noth ing to remind ns 8? But the Solitary Horseman In bli narrative of James 1 Tes; the Knights so celebrated, In these days degenerated Would be madmen or marauders we would ridicule their cause And the Pirate of the shipping would be banged or get a whipping. And the Troubadours be prisoned, under local vagrant laws ! Now the soul that scorns to grovel, can but revel In the novel Of Sir Walter Scott, or Bulwer, on the davt of long ago: And of Brian de Bourbeon, and of mighty Cour de Linn, And of Launcelot and Arthur, and Immor tal Ivanhoe. For the prosy and pedantic have extinguish ed the romantic. And the pomp and pride of chivalry are driven f rem the stage ; All Is now so faint and tender that the world has lost Its gender. And the enervate Esthetic is the model ef of the Age I Century. DOLLARS A Jin CK5TS. What will this country be noted for.hence ? Dollars and cents Dollars and cents. What are men striving for hot and intense? Dollars and cents. Dollars and cents. What makes our politics rank with offense T Dollars and cents. Dollats and cents. What makes Mr. Gould, though a small man, Immense? Dollars and cents. Dollars and cents. What make our cashiers jump o'er the back rence ? Dollars and cents. Dollars and cents. What causes crime on the slightest pretense ? Dollars and cents. Dollars and cents. Whst Is It stern justice so often relents? Dollars and cents. Dollars and cents. What more than all shadows tells coming events? Dollars and cents. Dollars and cents. What makes yon polite to a man of no sense? Dollars and cents. Dollars and cents. Why don't editors' vacation ever commence? No dollars, no dimes, not even cents. Brooklyn Union. TUB MI8SI5G W1TSESS. "I'm afraid it's a bad care," I said to my elf, at I laid down my brief after reading It over for the third or fourth time, and leaned baek In mv chair to reconsider it for about the twentieth. "A bad case, and I am sorry for it." I was a barrister, young ooth in years and in professional standing, and this waa the first brief of any importance I bad ever held. My client was an Italian sailor named Luigl Bernini, and the crime of which be was ac cused was robbery, the plunder being thelife Iong savings of a woman upward of eighty years of age, which the poor woman kept hidden in the thatch of her little cabin. The witnesses were the old woman her self, who had been stunned by a severe blow from the perpetrator of the theft, and a neighbor, who deposed to having met the prisoner In the immediate vicinity of the cab in. When Bernini was arrested some daya later a eurious foreign coin, identified as a part of the stolen hoard, waa fonnd in his pocket This, howevei, be accounted for by saying that he bad picked it up on the road. The weak point In the chain of evidence was a scarcely perceptible hesitation on the part of one of the witnesses. She bad at first declared positively that the prisoner was the man whom she bad seen going to ward old Joan's cabin, and had afterward adhered to this statement with what after ward appeared to be dogged obstinacy, rath er than real conviction. The prisoner himself positively denied having been in the neighborhood at all on the day of the robbery, but unfortunately be eould not speak with certainty as to his whereabout. He had been lately dismissed from hospital, scarcely convalescent, after a bad fever ; bis own ship had left the port, and be had been rejected by the captains to whom he bad offered bis services, as not be ing sufficiently robust for a sailor's work. He had a little money !efl, and therefore took to wandering aimlessly about the coun try, intending, as soon as the Columbia re turned, to ship aboard of ber again. His mind had been weakened and confused by his illness, and although he knew that for several days preceding and following that of the robbery, be bad been in a part of the country fully twenty miles distant, be eemld not postibly say where be bad been, or to whom be bad spoken on tha day in question. Many Inquiries Lad been mada and many persons interviewed who remembered "the poor foreign chap," but no accurate infor matlon as to dates was forthcoming. As the testimony of a person who had extended ber hospitality to bim, "either of a Tuesday or a Thursday, she couldn't rightly say which," would not, unfortunately, carry much weight In a court of justice, I bad to trust for a defense to the cross-examination of the wiluesses, whose character for veraci ty I hoped, by judicious management of the usual forensic weapons, to compel them to annihilate with their own lips. I much re gretted this want of evidence, as I waa strongly prepossessed in favor of the prison er ; something frank and honest la his face making it difficult for me to believe bim guilty of the cowardly crime of which be was accused. Besides, it was, as I have said, my first important case, aud self-interest and professional instinct alike prompted me to desire its successful issue. But of this I had little hope. I laid aside my brief at length and went up to tbe drawing-room, where I was greet ed by my eonsin and hostess with a some, what petulant reproof for having lingered o long over those rootty law papers. Alice and I had been children together a big girl and n little boy we had grown from playfellows into friends, and since her marriage ber home at Carrigarvan bad been my restiDg-piace in assize time. I waa at no loss to understand tbejeause of her vexa tion at mv tardy appearance. She was somewhat of a matchmaker, aadlkviag no one but myself on whom to exercise her tal ents, she rhad devoted them exclusively to my service. She bad alreadr decided on a suitable wife fer me, and was exerting her self to the utmost to bring a boat the mar riage. UTThe ehoees) young lady was present, and I knew that Aliee was mach annoyed with me for devoting the evening to my brief instead of to Dora Lyne. The latter was the daughter of a solicitor in good prac tice, aad was herself a very pretty, bright looking girl, who would, I was compelled to admit, be a most desirable wife for a young, unknown barrister. I was thoroughly fond" of Alice, and she was my chosen confidante whenever I need ad one ; but I could not tell her even that the ;true Reason f Iwhichl prevented Dora Lyne's brown eyes and sweet voice making their due impression on me was tbe remem brance of a face seen but daring a three bours' railway journey, a face with dark gray eyes and quiet, thoughtful expression, and a voice beard at somewhat rare intervals In the space of time, whose low-pitched tones still vibrated Im my Imagination. Al ice would have been too good-natured to laugh at me, but I felt sure that, bad she known the state of the ease, she wonld have entertained, and probably expressed, fears that evsr-study had affected my brain an opinion that would probably have been shared by all persons whose characteristic was common sense. Miss Lyne, perceiving that Aliee was vex ed with me. and ! wishing, I think, to show that she did not share the feeling, called me over to look at some prints and photographs which she was examining. "Alice," said Miss Lyne, at 'length, "did yon show Mr. Lestrange the sketch yen found In that book?" "No." said Alice ; "I forgot it. Tou will And It in that volume of tbe "Stones of Ven ice' on my table, Richard. It is really a beautiful sketch. I wander how it came to be forgotten in the book." I brought the book to Dora Lyne, who turned over the leaves nntll she fonnd the drawing, which she put Into ray bands. The moment 1 nw It I ottered an exclamation of surprise, which brought my eonsin at enee to my side. It was a spirited water-colored sketch of a man's head a dark, foreign-looking face snrmonnted by a red cap. It was, however, neither the skill of tbe artist nor the pictur esque beenty of the model that attracted my attention ; it was in the fact that in the somewhat peculiar features of the latter I recognized those of my client, Lalgi Bernini. "Whan an odd coincidence !" said Alice, when I had explained. "I wonder who could have taken the sketch some one who knows how to handle a brush," she added, looking critically at it. "See, here are Ini tials and a date, bnt they are se faint that I cannot make them oat" "Let me try." said Dora : "I have good sight" She took the sketch over to the lamp and scrutinised Itelosely. "W. M. D., bnt I cannot make out the date. Stay, I have It May loth, 18" "May in why, that was the very day of the robbery." I said. Then the full slgalfl canee of this date flashed suddenly upon me and I absolutely turned giddy. "The alibi !" I gasped "If we eould find the man who did that sketch, we might succeed in proving the alibi." Dora Lyne grasped my meaning with ready qulekaess. "Morrison's library that book came from, was it not, Aliee? They ought te be able to tell yon there who had It on, or Immedi ately after, the 10th of May." "And the person, wheever aha or" be Is, will have to be ha n ted np, I said, "ad there's no little time. This Is Monday and the trial is fixed for Wednesday. I suppose Morrison's Is elosed by this, Alice r" "Indeed It is." she answered. "Ton would find no onetbere now but a caretaker. Tou must jast wait patiently until to-mor-ow." I had perforce to wait ; as to the patience with which I did so, the less said the better. The following morning found me at Mor rison's library. On explaining my business, I was referred to the clerk In charge of the library department, fiotn whom I totally failed to learn the required Informatlen The yonng man who usually attended to that part of the business was away ; If I eould call next we" I Intimated with what appeared to me, at the time, most praiseworthy self-control, that next week would not do, giving a par tial explanation of the eirenmBtances. Bnt the clerk, although apparently willing to help me, profstied himself quite nnable to do so. "Ton see. sir," he said, "ir yon wanted to know what book any subscriber had out at a given time I could probable tell yon, but as for ascertaining the whereabouts of a special book-It's an impossibility. If you like to look over onr entries for yourself, you are welcome to do so." I accepted this offer, and spent a good part of the day in turning over tbe blotted pagea wherein were Inscribed the names and course of reading of the subscribers to Morrison's. And an nnprofitable morning's work it was. The record was to all appear ance Imperfectly kept, and I failed to trace the second volume of tbe "Stones of Venice" through a period longer than three weeks, during whleh It had twice changed hands. Some hoars more were spent in hunting ap the persons In who possession It had bn for that length of tlm. neither of whom could give any Information concerning the sketch. An application to Bernini himself was equally fruitless. He remembered that a lady and gentleman whom he had met daring his wanderings had asked him to sit to them, bnt he did not know who tbey were, nor could he even make it clear where the Incident bad occurred. I returned home at dinner-time, tired and baffled, to report my failure to Alice and her hnsband, from whom I received much sympathy bnt no suggestions of any practi cal value. I had given np hope, and was endeavoring to dismiss the subject from my tbonghU, when late in the evening the hall door bell sounded and a message came np that a person wanted to speak to Mr. La Strang. Going down I found waiting for me a bright-looking boy, one of the shop as sistants at Mr. Morrison's, who had for a short time been aiding In my investigation of the entries. "I think I have what you want, sir," be said, as I entered tbe room. "It waa in my mind all that day that I bad given out that book to some one. I couldn't think who, and chance word that I beard this evening brought It all back to me like a flash. It was to Mrs. French, lof Redcourt, that I gave it, and it must have been on the 3d or 4th of May. Heie is the lady's name and address, sir ;" and b handed m a slip of paper on which was written "Mrs. French, Redcourt, Kilearran." It was In KUcarran or the neighborhood that, according to Bernini's own statement, he bad spent the day of the robbery. Thanking and dismissing the lad, I re turned to the drawing-room with my prize. The next step was to communicate with Mrs. French. Kilcarran was fully fifteen miles from Carrlgarvan, and the trial was to begin tbe following morning. "Hand me over that railway guide, Dick," said Alice's husband. "1 thought so no train befere ten. There's nothing for it but for me to drive to Kilcarran the first thing In the morning the mare can easily do It in tw hours and If I find that any one there can give evidence worth having, I'll bring them back with me, and have them ia court before the case for the defense opens." The trial began next morning, proceeding at an unusually rapid rat. It semed to me that the learned conn sal for the prosecution had never before pnt forth his wisdom and legal knowledge in so condensed form. The cross-examination of the witnesses was of course in my hands, and I did my best to make it as tedious as possible, totally falling, however. In my attempts to confute tbem or cause them to contradict themselves. My only hope lay now in the unknown witness, and of him there were no tidings. Tbe case for the prosecution closed and the court ad journed for lunch ; I was standing In the bar-room, thinking ever my speech for the defense, and mentally re-arranging my sen tences after the manner of the most prsy member of the circuit, when a not was handed to me : "All right the witness Is la tbe sheriff's room." Going into the sheriff's room I found my cousin accompanied by a strange lady and gentleman. "This Is the prisoner's eonnsel," said the farmer, as I entered. "Allow me to Intro duce Mr. Lestraage Miss Darcy. Mr. French." 1 tarned to the lady as her name was prononnced, and, I am afraid, forgot to bow, in my surprise and delight at recogniz ing ia the tall, fair-haired girl before me my dream of the leal six months ; my unknown love, another glimpse of whom had been my chief desire ever sine I lost sight of her as she stood on the platform of the little road side station where she had alighted. "It was Miss Darcy who did that sketch." said my cousin, "and she remembers all about It" "Tes," said the girl, "the sketch was ta ken at Kilcarran on the 10th of May. I re member all the circumstances perfectly, and should have no difficulty In Identifying the original." Having by a few hurried questions con vinced myself of the value of Miss Darcy's testimony, I took her and her brother-in-law, placing tbem where they had a full view of the prisoner. Miss Darcy looked attentively at the latter for a minute and then said, de cidedly : "Tes, that is the man." I opened the cas for the defense ia as few words as possible, and then called np my witness Winifred Darcy. She gave her evidence very well, In grave, concise lan guage, without irrelevance or circumlocu tion. She stated that she lived at Redcourt with her sister, Mrs. French, and that on the 10th of May she and her eonsin had spent the greater part ef the day sketching by the river-side at Kilcarran. At about 3 o'clock a gnat of wind bsd carried ber bat into the stream, whence It was recovered by the prisoner, who happened to pass by at tbe moment Interested by something in his appearance, they tried to enter into conver sation with him bat without much success, bis Xnglish being very Impeifcct. They, however, managed to make him understand that they wished to employ him as a model, and he sat to them patiently for more than an hour, at tbe end of which time be went away with many expressions ot gratitude for the money they gave him. Miss Darcy would have been certain as to the date, eve If it had not been affixed to the drawing (which was produced in court), as her con. sin had arrived at Kilcarran on the ttb of May, and left on the 11th. Cross-examination failed to cast any deubt on the accuracy of Miss Darcy's evidence, while ber veracity was of course above sus picion. The jury professed themselves satisfied with tb evidence, and, declining to hear eonnsel for the defense, returned a verdict of "Not Guilty." The prisoner was seised upon by some of his compatriots, who were serving on tbe mixed jury, and carried off in triumph, somewhat dazed by tbe change in his prospects. Some mtnths afterward, a man, dying from tbe effects of a hurt received in a drun ken brawl, acknowledged himself guilty of the crime of which Beminni bad been ac cused. He also was an Italian, and bore sufficient resemblance to his eonntryman In height and complexion to account in some degree for the mistake of tbe witnesses. As for me, I date the beginning of both my professional success and f my life's happiness from tbe day of Bernini's trial. A Stumt Spkakib'i Stort. Mr. Massey told a good story In his speech last Monday illustratinsr the Alahone-Hubbell assessment system. It seems that one of Mahone's agents bargained with a man in one of the southwestern counties for political work promising him a county postofflce and MO a month for his services. Tbe man was ap pointed postmaster, and the first month sold four cents' worth of postofflce stock a post age stamp and a postal card. He consoled himself, however; with the thought that tbe 140 promised bim would pay bim pretty well, and wrote to tbe department stating itbe terms of tbe contract, and requested that tbe amount should be forwarded at once. In reply tbe department wrote that it knew nothing about tbe $40, and that be must take his pay from the sale of stamps, on which 60 per cent was allowed. In a few days be re ceived one of HubbeH's circulars requiring S per cent, ef his income for campaign pur poses, and this was quickly followed by one from Mahone reqnestlng 10 per cent of the same. Tbe man came to tbe eenclusion that 8 per cent, of 10 per cent of 60 per cent of fonr cents wouldn't afford bim a living, and so gave np the poetoffice and went to work for the Democrat. CKarletUviiU (Fa.) Cironi eic DONT RE ALARHID at Brlght's Disease, Diabetes, or any disease of the kidneys, liver or urinary organa, as Hop Bitters will certainly and lastingly cure yen, and it is the only thing that will. TO JAT HCBBtLL 4 CO. Oh I the losses Aad the crosses Of tbe bosses ! Oh I the cracking ef the rotten old "ma chine." Oh I tbe "tidal wave" relentless how It tosses All this rubbish where 'twill never mere be seen. Mister Hubbell Bears a double Load of trouble ; And be wonders if the past is but a dream, And if two-per cent, assessments are a bubble That explode and leave behind no cheering glcani. "Oh, I wonder Where th thunder Was the blonder !" Thus the muses o'er th wreck that be has made. And perhaps he sees that trafficking in plunder Nevermore will he for him a pitying trade. Unexpected, Unprotected, Qait rejected, Bit th bosses combing brickbats from tbelr hair, Fr th storm was something werse than they expected. And their groans and Imprecations fl'.l th air. All this rusted. Sin-encrusted Party busted. All the people are rejoicing at Its doom ; For with Stalwarts aad dicUtrs they're disgusted. And they say that Truth and Light shall have a boom. KatkvilU American. PITY IT'S SOT TRUE. A ROMANTIC STORT COWCBRSnro BOTJDAH'f FAL8B WROPHXT. Coitnxi.L9Vili.b, Pa., November IB. In the earlier part of the present century a large cargo of slaves direct from tbe Arabic speaking regions of Northern Africa was se cretly landed narTorktown. Virginia. This ship load of human chattels was delivered to awaiting agents. F.ight hundred intelligent Maaommedan. light skinned Africans were distributed among the planters of Eastern Virginia. Fierce as untamed tigers, these wild followers of the Prophet of Mecca gave the slave owners more trouble than any other eight hundred bondsmen south of Mason and Dixon's line. Many of them could read tbelr native language and of course were not long in discovering surreptitious methods of learn ing to read and write English. Tbe master's lash never fully subdued their prond spirits. A large proportion of them escaped North by the ITndergronnd Railroad, and many of tbelr descendants now live in Fayette coun ty. Among them are the Blues, Jacksons, Moneys, Palmers, Manaways and others, whose thin lips, high foreheads, aquiline noses, superior intellectual oapacity and splendid physique stamp them at once as su perior In every respect to the full blooded negro. TBTt VALES rROPHET'fl FATHEB. Among others 'who escaped and came North were George Johnston and wife. George's real came was Bey ash el Azwah. He was a sheik and a priest of the order of Ilaml. For several years he lived in the mountains near Connellsvllle, but fearing recapture went to Canada. In 1850 he re turned to Pennsylvania and settled in Unlontown. In 1854 he removed to Browns ville and subsequently to Pittsburgh, where he died in 1877 at a very advanced age. In 1830. while at Connellsvllle, his son Thomas was born. At the age of ten Thomas had learned tbe Koran from his father and eould repeat hundreds of : pages in Arabic. No tnrreted mosque reared its massive walls, no bearded muezzin called the ex-slave and his family to worship, but Beyash el Azwah never forgot "There is but one God and Ma horamad is His Trophet" and in a land of Cbristaln strangers secretly adhered o the faith of bis fathers. In 1849 Thomas Johnson drifted to Cali fornia. In a storm at sea,near San Francis co, he astonished the British Consul, who had traveled extensively in Oriental lands by re peating passages from the Koran in his pray ers. About 1851 he returned to bis parents, at Unlontown. Pa., with about a thousand dollars in gold. In 1853 he sailed for Europe and. after visiting th British Isles, went to Paris and enlisted In tbe French army. ACROSS TBB GRKAT DX8BRT. With his regiment he was sent to Algiers, where, to the surprise of bis superior oftscers, be learned to converse with the native Arabs In a few months and was detailed to staff duty. At the close of his term of service he joined a caravan and eroesed the great deseit of Sahara, southward Into Soadan. For sev eral years he lived among the natives of that almost inaccessible region. With his almost perfect mastery of the Koran, and his supe rior knowledge of the arts of civilisation, es pecially of war, he forged to tbe front as a leader. In 1861 be sent a long letter to his parents at Brownsville, Pa., and a draft for three hundred pounds on the Bank of Eng land, and asked them to return to the land of their nativity. But, tbe aged couple hav ing lived fifty years Ic America and fearing the dangers of the long voyage aad a change of climate, refused to go. In tbe latter part of 1863 a number of box es of knives and spear heads arrived at Eg rabi, in Soudan, from Massachusetts. The instruments were wrapped with copies of American newspapers. Johnson eagerly read jbe contents of tbe papers and for the first time learned of the civil war raging in the United States. Fired with an ambition to help free the slaves of the South, he wrote a long letter to President Lincoln offering to recruit a thousand Arab zouaves for the Union army, iftbe United States Government would furnish transportation. The letter was received, fell into the hands of tbe news paper correspondents infesting the White Houie, and was published the length and breadth of tbe land as a huge joke. In 1863 Johnson came to America, but tbe war bad just closed. Tet no more enthusiastic lover of the Union cause stood upon Pennsylvania avenue, in the city of Washington, on the day of the last grand parade of the Federal armies than tbe tall, red-capped Sheik John son, fresh from the wilds of Africa, After calling on the Turkish Minister, he visited Connellsvllle, Uniontown. Brownsvill and Pittsburgh to see bis aged father. PROCXAIMIHO BIMSBLB THK PROPHET. In August he went to Egypt There, as is tbe duty of all Mahommedana, he made a pilgrimage to the tomb of the Prophet at the sacred city of Mecca, Returning to Soudan, he acquired a greater influence than ever oyer the semi-civilized inhabitants of that extensive country and claimed prophetic powers. As time rolled on his wealth and power increased and when the English in vaded Egypt he proclaimed himself Iman Mahdi, or the last prophet Allah shall send to conquer tbe enemies of Islam and rule eupreme over the world. While Arabi Fa sha was suffering defeat rumor has it that the False Prophet was achipvlng extraordi nary victories and slaying thousands of his foes. To such a person all Mahotnmedans will kneel and serve. Were he to appear In this character at Carlo or Alexandria the eellpso of Arabi and the Khedive wonld be complete. The Sultan himself would epise to think of the Caliphate In th presence of snch a potentate. According to Mabommedan belief Iman Mahdi Is to come with great signs and won ders just before the Judgment Day. newill appear on a milk white charger, accompanied by an Innumerable army of bearded Mussul mans, all mounted on snow-white stallions. Tbe Iman Mahdi must be a visible ruler, with power and victory on his side. If he mana ges to spread the report that he Is killing Jews, Christians and pagans by thousands he may be accepted most willingly by the Moslems. The defeat of Arabi, who claimed to fight for tbe cause of Islam, may cause all Mahommodans toaturn to Johnson as their coming prophet SHOWED ODER. JIM KTK, OJ" THE BOOMXRA50, OS THE LATE CTCX03B. We have mat the enemy and we arc bls'n. We have made onr remarks and we are naw ready to listen to the gentleman from New Tork. We could have dag out perhaps, and explained abontNewTork.bat when aimost every State In the Union rose up and made certain statements yesterday, we found that the Job of explaining this matter tboroughlv would be wearisome and require a great deal of time. We do not blnme the Democracy for this. We are a little surprised, however, and grieved. It will Interfere with our wardrobe this winter. With an overcoat on Wyoming, a plug hat on Iowa, a pair of pantaloons on Pennsylvania and boots on the gnneral result. It look now as though we would go through the winter wrapped In a bed quilt and pro found meditation. We Intended to publish an extra this morn ing, but the news was of such a character that we thought we could get along without it What was the use of publishing an extra with a Republican majority only In Red Buttes? Tbe eause of this great Democratic freshet In New Tork yesterday bnt why go Into de tails, we all have an Idea why It was so. The number of votes would seem to Indicate that there was a tendency toward Democracy throughout the State. Now In Pennsylvania, if vou will look over the returns carefully bnt why should we take np your valuable time offering explana tions or a political matter of the past ? Under the circumstances some would m and yield to the soothing Influences of the maddening bowl, but we de not advite that It would only furnish temporary relief, and the recoil would be punishment We resume ourardnons duties with a feel ing of extreme ennui, and with that sense of surprise and astonishment that a man does who has had a large brick block fall on bim when be waa not expecting It Although we feel a little lonely to-day having met but few Republicans on the street who were obliged to come out and do their marketing we still hope for the future. The grand old Republican party But that's what we said last week. It sounds Ibollow now and meaningless, some hew, because our volee Is a little hoarse, and w are snowed tinder so deep that It is diffi enlt for ns to ennnclate. How about those bets. If the parties to whom we owe bets and we owe most every body will jast agree to take the stakes, and not go into details ; not stop to ask ns about tbe state of onr mind, and Ulk about how it was done, we don't care. We don't wish to have this thing explained at all. We are not of an Inquiring turn of mind. Just plain facts are good enough for ns, without any harrowing details. In the meantime we are going to work t earn som more money to bet on the next election. Judge Folger and others, com ovr and se ns when you have time and we will talk this matter over. Mr. B. Butler we wish we bad your longevity. With a robust constitution wa find that most any man can wear out cruel fate and get there at last We do not feci so angry as we do grieved aad surprised. We are pained to see th American people thus betray oar con fidence d throw a large wardrobe into the hands of the relentless foe. Larmmit Bom rny. The Bawl and Wortblesa are never imitaud or counterfeited. This Is especially true of a family medicine, and It is positive proof that the remedy imitated Is of the highest value. As soon as it bad been tested aod proved by tbe whole world that Hop Bitters was tbe purest, best and most valuable family medicine on earth, many im tations sprung np and began to steal the nor tices in which the press and people of the country had expressed the merits of H. B., and in every way trying to induce Buffering nvalids to use their stuff instead, expecting to make money on tbe credit and good name of H. B. Many others started nostrums put up in similar style to O. B., with variously devised names in which the word " Hop " or " Hops" were used in a way to induce peo ple to believe that tbey were tbe same as Hop Bitters. All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter what their style or name is, and especially those with the word "Hop " or " Hops " in their name or in any way con nected with them or their name, are noita tions or counterfeits. Beware of them. Touch none of them. Use nothing but gen uine Hop Bitters, with a bjnch or cluster of green Hops on the white label. Trust noth ing else. Druelst8 and dealers are warned against dealing in imitations or counterfeits. Evert Mah Voted kor Himself. In Huron, Dakota Territory, not long since the citizens assembled to hear tbe result of th election. They were all impatient to hear the vote on judg of probate. Th clerk read the returns f orcounty com missioner. "Bother the county commissioner ! We don't car anything about that Go on to th next I" "For regihter of deeds." "Go on ! go on I" "For Sheriff" "No matter about sheriff. Go on to probate judg ! probate judge I pro bate judge I" cried scores of voices. "I am sorry to announce that the vote for probate judge is a tie. and that therefore there is no election tothatofflce." Fierce cries of fraud and treachery arose, and the figures were de manded. "Gentlemen." said tbe elerk, "there were 2,878 votes cast There are 3,878 names. Each received one vote. Every man voted for himself." Frm Vet. MISTAKES OF MOSES. A PPtarTBD CO5TFR91T101 BETWEEN VOOT Ta.KITr.E AKD TBB BEV. rOTMATEB. The other day Rev. Totmayer went horn with the Rev. Mulkittle to take a quiet, home-like and altogether oithodox dinner with the distinguished divine. While tbe two reverend gentlemen sat in tbe library discuss ing the intellectual merits of Paul and the spiritual influence of Peter, Mnlkittle's boy entered the room, took off his shoe, removed a rag from a sore toe and sat near tb win dow trying to scratch a cross mark on th glass with a nail. Presently Mulkittle went out to assist bis wife in preparations for din ner. The boy looked np and asked : "MUter, are you a preacher like my pa? "Tes, we are both preachers, and long to tbe same charch." "Did yon ever bear my pa preach ?" "Oh, yes." "And did my pa ever hear yon preach "Yes." "Can you beal my pa preachln ?" "I don't know, sonny." "Why don't you know?" "Because I don't How old are yon, my son ?" "I ain't your son. I'm my pa's son." "But how old are yon?" "Ten goin' on eleven last May. Bay. mis ter, who was it that led tbe boys and girls through the woods?" "I don't understand you, my son." "I ain't your son. I'm my pa's son. Who was It that led tbe boys and girls through the woods an' was in tbe woods forty years." "Oh, you mean th children of Israel It was Moses who led the children of Israel through the wilderness." "Tell me all about bim." "Well, you see, Moes was chosen by the Lord to lead his chosen people out of bond age. They were in the wilderness forty years. Moms did not live to enter the prom ised land and was only permitted to view it from afar. Of all tbe men who followed him on tbe great expedition, only two, Caleb and Joshna, were permitted to reach the prom ised land." "Did Moses die?" "Tes. He disobeyed God. A greet water famine spread over the country and God told Mosetto speak to the rock and tbe water would flow from It ; but, Instead of epeak ing, Moses smote the rock." "How smote it?" "Struck it with his staff." "Did it break the lock ?" "Ob, no." "Did it break the staff?" No." "Was Moses good?" "Tes." "And did God tell him to lead the boys se' girls of of what ?" "The children of Israel." "An' did God tell him to lead the children of Israel to tbe promised land ?" "Tes." "Well, then, whst made God kill him be fore he got there ?" "I don't know." "If Moses was a good man what made God kill him? Didn't Moses have a brother Ely ?" "He had a brother Aaron." "Did Aaron get to the promised land ?" "No." "But if he had a brother Ely be wonld have got there would'nt he ?" "My little man you are too bard for me. I cannot answer ." "But Ely got." Just then Mulkittle entered tbe room. The boy started to leave, but tbe reverend gen tleman caught him. Tbe house was filled with plaintive cries and promises, and when tbe two preachers sat down to dinner the boy sat on the fence, trying to spurt water on a oegre woman. rianaa TVareJer. Taxing. Advicb. There was a young man at the Central Market Wednesday who look ed the perfoct specimen of tbe greenhorn. His bands were large and red, his clothes didn't fit nnd his cowhide boots bad just been rubbed with fried meat gravy. He was looking at everything with open mouth when a couple of young men who bad been driven In by tb rain commenced to guy bim. On of tbem asked him if he was on a bridal tour, and tbe other insisted on calling him Shakes peare. Liberal offers wei made for his coat and booU, and an attempt was made to se cure bim for a lecturing tour through tb eoaatry. Tbe young man teok everything In a calm, matter-of-fact way until a gentleman cam along and said to him :" "See here, my friend, why do you stand these insult?" "Are they insulting m ?" "Of course they are." "And ahould I resent It ?" "Certainly you should." "Then I will. I didn't know exactly what to do, but thought I'd bold on fer advice. If you say go In and slam 'em, I'll do so." "I would." "Then I will." In the coolett kind of a way be removed his coat and roiled it up and laid it down, placed his bat on the bundle, and witbont a word ot warning be waded in and knocked one off the end of the bench, and the other clear over It, and then gave each a lift with bis cowhide. He won a complete victory in side of two minutes without receiving a scratch, and as he put on his coat he said to bis adviser: "Much obliged for your kindness, stranger. If that's the way you do here in Detroit I'll have six months' sickness on my knuckles for the next chap who asks if they had to hire a hall to finish my boots in I" Detroit Vec 2Y. Hadn't Got the Ha- of the School Hocse. A Democrat who beard something awf al good in th City Hall yesterday morn ing started for Woodward avenue with his hat In his hand. Meeting a stranger at tha gate, he swnDg his tile and called out: "We've met 'em 1" Tes." "And won a glorious victory I" "Ts." "It is the biggest tidal wave ever beard of I "Just s." "And it will sweep the Republioan party off Its feet !" "It will." "And give ns a Democratic President" "I believe it" "Then let's give three cheers r "I I that's a little too much." "How why ? Ain't she glorioes ?" "Yes, but yoa see I was a Republican np to midnight last night end it might not be In good taste for me to utter any Democratic yells before to-morrow. I'm with yo I'm, all right but give ne a littie more time to gt used to tbe new party." errett Va Vess. 1 I: in t i r I r I i J J i it