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McPIKE, Editor and Publisher. HB IS A 7KKKatA.II 'WHOM Til TRUTH MAKES FREE, AVS ALL ARK 8LAVB8 BK8IDK. SI.50 and postage per year. In advance. obseqaeot Insertion e. per line. 9" Retolut tont or prorretling of cejr rorporoto o- oocirty. and commumrationl drtigntd to roll iiln turn to any vtattrr of Itmited or individual ntort i . mu.r fr yxnd Jtrr f AdvrrtUf-mmtt . Jon Pivria of all kind neatly and arpeditl onsly executed at lowest price", lion'l yo foraret It. ir peel to n P ,, h ..MiMtlT understood H , J.. .flliii""'-" ' : i.'Vf i nnee heftvre too atnn It. If I VOLUME XVI. EBENSBURG, PA.. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1S82. NUMBER 40. f - n it Toil III i r " r- l n'f " Jr..'. h. s,..ii.-iirn i inn short- i V. hot amlaaairl itn nth. . i,Uui.-.." I THE CAMBRIA FREEMAN , It I JSj v A A, ft s. , 3 III .fill i i CHEAP! CHEAPER! CHEAPEST! GEO. HUNTLEY HAS NOW OX HAND THE LARGEST, BEST 1 MOST VARIED STOCK OF Hardware ! Stoves, TinM'ore, Housefurnishing Goods, n f .nn.l Iwa shw aw.. .miKII.V i - idri i .hi i'c ii'uhu in an uiiti crmuuru " j in. .. " i ma and mm mm, of various ?t3 les and patterns: Ihiiltlf1'!"!-;'' Hardware every .1?orH'tlon and of be?t"qaallty CARPENTERS' TOOLS! i'.l klQ'U find the T-t in the market. AIpo, a trirtr tork of I VBLK AND POCKET CUTLERY, ...wire. Qn'"wr'. SIlTer-Plnfed are. Unoil on 1 H lllna Ware. Wall tt- War TOMimiNES, HORSE HAY RAKES, Horae UrtT nrk. Rnpe anil Pnlleya, I urn n 1 1 1 tslM, and a full line ot llni-T. Hllnff ToM. Al?o, a larire assortment of Table, Floor and Stair Oil Clothn, Carrinze t")il Cloth. yr?K r, niLt T.OTIl WIXTtTWSHATind t? SHAl'E KIXTT'liF.S: I.itkbpooi, ASHTON the t'ft In th" world forltalryand Table ! iMP'iTRn Kl'CK SALT, the rhenpe't and ,,. f, T fee llnur f.lve St.K-k : LAM) PLASTER : Tr-i (in l'iTri PT'.MPS. of thebet quality: hKI" r I r.- I Mtr.n n.iiri, which t eTJilode.! : Hlt.f)RIt! WAOflN'S tlD tKT: the lure-t stock of MILK ('RUCKS ol h and iTc and of superior ware ever of- '.-.! nie In Eben'tmra: : a full line of PATVT pMSHF.S of the m.i! .le-lrnhle 0"!itv: VfX- :.wir.A-i. ir.s. i'aivts, ttthpetixe, "AK.M.-Hr-S. Jc., tinether with a lara-eand com :.ee ito--k of choice iROlERIFS, TOBACCO AND SEJARS, w well as thounandi ol other useful and needful .rticles. In fuct, anything I haven't irot or can't t at short notice i not worth buying, and what I offer for a!e mav lw;vs te relic. 1 on a ttrst- lss If QCalitt. while Uiry will invariably be OT.T) AT IIOTTOM I'KICKS tf Havlnn had nwrlv thiutt ykara' bipehi- tv. r in the sale of ijoo.ls in my Una. I am enabled ir ply my eu-"totners with the very best In the (":. (live me a lih-nil share of your patron then, and bo convinced that the best Is always ;;.eao-st, and that it never pavs to suit an ln- ror article slmplv becanse the price Is low, as It i n in liiputnl le fact that such goods are always tilearc4t in me eo i. (i K(). HUNTLEY. tteniburif, April 11. 11T9. ftlBLISBED FOR TillRTl'-FIVE YEARS IAY BROTHERS, Iti.niiiVictiiier's, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL OF tm, coma, -AND Sheet Iron Wares AND DEALKKS IN SATING, PARLOR Mi COOKING STOVES, 5IIE.ET METALS, AND H-Fl'RMMIING GOODS GENERALLY .1 llin- In : insJOPPERiSIIEEMROX rll. ' '" "r to -oinr. "(if iron, Kill Rod. Ilmra 'nll. t'arrlace Rnlt. KIT .1.. Mill Ssw. (Irlnllnnps. Stel Shnr PlAW Snlll. lt4A4l -HroApi C j PH .MPTLY ATTENDED TO. :s. 273. 2B0 and. 282 WasMngton St. JOHNSTOWN. PA. tiHHTiKER8, aanafartarers sad Dealers la Home: and city m a nc- FURNITURE ! . AND CEAM3EI. SUITS, -UXGKS BEDSTEADS, TABLES, CHAIRS, vo n.F.vvTir A VFVITF t. . s 1.1 X 11 XA f Lt.l J i.Jm '"-TW l-t-ll lth ami 17th Sts.. f f'a.Tihrl. ..,. I .11 .v , , ' P ir-l.n.e l.on-jt KUHNl I X'K K, e at "i"'" r""l e-tiully Incited IO(flTna . -!sewhere. as we arc ronflilent Fr-.'. I'.""'1 e"'r' wnt "J Plea.a arary - the rcrr loweH. "J- April 16. 1890..tf, J. BUCK. I PHVSfi -HVSfCIAN ASD SmOROS, A t.T)OIA feon r oarteenth street near I 1 un irT: . . " M J a o obiis can oe male. J J lto 10; " nd fr,,m 1 ,-M 0',yT,."iriHl Sor!oal - 'tr a'sterlaa.ta. 4 l, 0.-tf.1 f 1 ! 1 WICH & STEVENS. Failing ! That i what a great many people are doing1. They don't know just what is the matter, but they have a combination of pains and aches, and each month they grow worse. The only sure remedy yet found is Brown's Iron Bitters, and thi3 by rapid and thorough assimilation with the blood purifies and enriches it, and rich, strong blood flowing to every part of the system repairs the wasted tissues, drives out disease and gives health and strength. This is why Brown's Iron Bitters will cure kidney and liver diseases, consumption, rheumatism, neuralgia, dyspepsia, mala ria, intermittent fevers, &c. 03 S. Paca St., Baltimore. Nov. a8, i88i. I was a great sufferer from Dyspepsia, and for several weeks could eat nothing and was growing weaker every day. I tried Brown's Iron Bitters, and am happy to say I now have a good appetite, and am getting stronger. Jot. McCawlsy. Brown's Iron Bitters is not a drink and docs not contain whiskey. It is the only preparation of Iron that causes no injurious ef fects. Get the genuine. Don't be imposed on with imitations. .iAA UA1 sV LAkLLia n:. rN, -V?-!T V5- . VTf S7- 0-. .-.? uavmg at-.twaa ft Li '..on! refutation la FITI POCKET CUTLERY, Lndbs' Scissors sni Ink Erases, i.it .A;V ryctwtfucfurt of With a tkilie.l i'jperlntend.ot la that drrt ment, suj.l'lemented by xi,lJ .orrteiica In the workiii( ot hue s'eal, w. a. a enao.l to offer foods of unrh :.o.i (jua.ity. To iiitro.luca our PATKNT IDJI STASIB Quiil Action, Rosorvoir Pon, 1 ' THE AC-VT3 In advance of to? j'ar trs fe chann.'s, w . ghow rtl of it, an I w i! ri.J a t'oas to auv addreaa ou receipt of It 4. Carries as neck lit as as roa.lala Tom. 1 11 TIII3 I'iV I ITd AN k liOIOJIB. r-ir wh ! !;ifrfrtii-n f e .ljh t'j trade. l'r.;e Lists luro'jjecl to d-sl. rs on application. IE 0 ts new r?Tne3T, or1ylTi!ly eoropnw.1ed and 1ntroflurl to th i.vllral profsalon, an1 then to tfie public at b-rpre, hj l. H. Hart man, M. 1. He has pre ribed tt to over sju-tt-) patents wth th mot rrtfy- ing result. HHntHHBntfH ItA erTort utviq tuts s atein is aLiiireiv un- llkfl that of aoy othfr reme1r. and If the only mei!'lne needed in atniftTerydl eaA Ui which flesh U heir, f In ('onstlpa tlon, ll;eae9of the I.iver and KMnpy. Mamai.i n ahon Id b given wuhitMI Fatm. u a i9 cotopoeilof purely Tegiauie lCKredleuta, each one, arrordin ti pipdt caI authors, a great remedy in ltaelf. BHS Ir. lltrtmsn has nurceeded In extrrL nff and evnitdninff the a- TlTe ptinrlplea of theM 1ngrellent Into one simple com pound, whl;h perfectly coincide with the Vis MtniCiTHix Nati ri In every dis ease, and acure neceaaarlly follows. There is not an organ It wiu nit naf h nor a ease It will not cure. RBBBBDHPHaBS Ak your druggist I-jr Ir. iiarwuau famphU-t.n the ' lllsof I.lfa, Ir. S. B. lartinan A Co., rHrn, O., proprietor, for i'lleo and Pelvic Inaeaae-, take EH HAS BEEN PROVED The SUREST CURB for KIDNEY DSSEAGES. Xoesalarae bck cr d -ord---d urine indi cate that yon are a victim f THIN DO KOT ili-SITATZ; t Ldney-Wort tk our, (dnif rue reooramaad itianl 1 will apeerUly ow uota tae A and rtor ha.tbj action. Lj, f . o 3f-,r i "j:rt? pn'A ar o yoT-. aVAx. a-aeh a pain rsd wwknsm., Cdney-Wt rl is uiiarurpMMd, t It will aoc prcampty and aaily. Either Sex. IneonUueuoe, re ition ofnrine, brick dust ormpydtprtj, and duil draca-inr paLna, all spedilr yield to lta eoraUve power. 4S- SOLD BT ALL DlUOaiBTfl. Price XotFall to aend for our FALL Price-Urt for 1882. Free to any addreea upon application. Containnde acriptiona of eTcrrthiujr reqixired for Personal or Family use, with over i!,20O illustration!!. We sell all g'xxU at wholesale prioea, in quantiuea to suit the purchaser. Tha only institution in America who malt tliis thoir special business. Address MONTGOMERY WARD & CO., T aua4 W Arcane, I lu. EMRGETir, EELIA6LK in ;to sell Kriilt Trees, ()re Vine.. Shrnhs. Roses, gio. sjssttis kii imrs .nH IF Expanses paid. Address at onec. -I..-Im.J J. f. MURE. KdfhMtfT, .1. T. Br' 71 I mi TOTED A B036 OF ACTUSIX. ITail to thw, Autnmn ! Gracious of presence ! Wearr are we of bards that sing Of the Mav-tidp joys of field and pleasuanee, Of the bid, false hymns of the faithless prine. A fi.-kle maiden, none might tnut her, Was 'hoyden Spring, with her changeful mein, In ripened womanhood's richest lustre Calmly thou comest. Ladv and Queen ! Manv to her are the ditties laden. With honey'd breathing of flattering praise, Sated and rain with applause, prond maiden, She flouts her lorers, and scorns their lays. Thou ? Withher 'twere shame to compare thee; Worthier thou to be sung and wooed ; Thon like a high-born dame dost' bear thee, Gracious of presence and bounteous of mood. Hail to thee. Autumn 1 Thee we nonor, Queen of the Seasons, without a peer ! Sprincr ! She had promise of beauty on her, But thine are the glory and crown of the year. First in worshiD why did we set her.l Spring the wayward, the cold, the coy? Ave In our hearts, we have loved thee better. "Autumn, the gracious, the bringer of Joy! Bountiful Autumn ! thon that brinirest The sweet, calm days of the cloudless light. Bountiful Autumn ! thou that fllngest A mellower lustre o'er field and height. Thine is the flnh of the purple heather. Thine is the cleam of the harvest sheaves, Thine is the slow where ripening together The apples brighten through dusk green leaves. Thine is ttie glory on craas and moorlands. Thine Is the haze upon dreamy seas. Thine is the plashing round dusky forelands Of lulling waters ; thv gifts are these : With sport for the ranger of fie'.d and wild wood. Wealth of the corn-land for toiling men, And nut and berry for happy childhood In wonderful wandering by wood and glen. Bonntiful Autumn ! Bringer of pleasure, Bringer of beanty, bringer of gain. More In thy bounty, bringer of leisure To those aweary In heart and brain : Thmi dost bring us : of thee the bliss Is : Where nature, All mother, lulls ns to sleep, And cools our brows with her healing kisses, Breeze of the mountain and breeze of the deep. Bonntiful Autumn I Well may we greet thee Chief of the seasons I Queen of the year I Well may our hearts go forth to meet thee. And bring thee in triumph, with shout and with cheer I Ilvmns to thy praise will we not be sparing Singing thpe, Lady, gracious of mien, Bounteous of spirit and stately of bearing, Autnnin, the crowned one. our Queen, our Queen I HARYEY'S BRAVE DEED. Tie was a little bit of a chap, only twelve years old, and so pinched and stunted and weazened that you would have thought he could not be more than eight His eyes were larjre anil brown, and wistful, like those of an Intelligent dog, and It was the pathetic laneuane of those same brown ees that aroused the compassion of an elderly, well-to-do farmer one mornlne. "Mr. Adams (the farmer) stood on a e.or- ' ner waiting for a ear, and above all the din and bustle of the crowd that hurried past, he I heard a shrill, boyish voice calling : j "Star! Ilerald! Sun I Dreadful murder ; in the 6th ward I Full account of the trage i dy. Star! Ilerald I" "Hello! btarvey, sold any yet?" broke In a second voice. Mr. Adams turned sharply around and discovered that the first voice belonced to as I miserable a specimen of raes and bones as it J had ever been his bad fortune to see and he waited rather anxiously for the answer, which soon followed In a patient uncom plaining tone. "Not yet, but the old woman down yonder gave me an apple from her stall, and I'm , not so very hungry." i "Poor little chap !" said the second voice with real sympathy; "time la hard on ye that's a fact. Try that old fellow on the cor ner; country I guess? Mebbe he'll take one." Acting upon his advice, No. 1 approached ! and spoke up hopefully. "Star 1 Herald I Sun I Take one. sir?" s "Yes, let's have a Herald," said the old i gentleman, diving Into bis pocket for the chanee. "What Is your nsme, my boy !" "Harvey, sir, but the folks In our alley most generally call me Starvey." "Starvey I yes, yes," said the old gentle man, with another rapid survey of the rags and bones. "Wtey doesn't your mother mend your clothes, and bow does It happen that you are so thin ? nave yoa been 111?" "Sick, sir ? Oh, no, I rather guess it's be cause 1 don't get enough to eat, and mother, she's dead !" This last In a hopeless tone, with a brush of bis ragged sleeve across the ! brown ees. "She died last winter, and : there's no one to look after me now. Thanky, sir," as he received the change which the old gentleman had all this time been holding In his band. "nere! don't got" said the worthy indi vidual, as the bundle of rags turned to leave. "How would you like to go borne with me ? I live where there Is always enough to eat, j and vou could take care of the horses, weed and help round generally. Come, what do you say?" "Horses !" said the mite eagerly. "Oh I I love horses, sir t We used to live In the country when I was a little chap, and father, he owned a horse ; I used to ride him, too. Go into the countrj ? Golly I I guess so !" "Well, well, give your papers to that boy, then ; he has sold most of hla. That's right. Come along, now, I can't take such a fine looking object home with me. Why, Maria wouldn't let us In." The mite was fitted with a decent suit of clothes, ' and finally arrived at the place where there was plenty to eat happy at a king, and ready to worship the kind old gen tleman who had rescued him from his miser able street life. ne was called Harvey now.and soon ceased to deserve his old appelation. He did wil lingly whatever was given him to do, but bis chief delight was to sleek the span of bays. "Kitty and Jess," who occupied comfortable quarters in the large barn. He watered and fed, and groomed them untiringly, and when, sitting beside his master in the new spring wagon, be was allowed to hold the reins, his enp of bliss was full. But one day trouble appeared In the shape of a rough looking fellow who applied to Mr. Adams for work. It was In the busy season' and he was engaged without much attention to references. For a time all went well, but Mr. Adams soon discovered that bia new hand had a trick of beating the horses, kick ing the cows, and otherwise maltreating the animals about the place, and being a hu mane man be dismissed him with s lecture upon the wlckedneb and cruelty of bis con duct. The the farm-hand became abusive swore with manyoaths that he would have revenge. Mrs. Adams was alarmed and beood her husband to have the man ariested ; but eh only laughed at her fears, snytn : "Such talk never amounted to anything." One lovely afternoon In autumn, Harvey had a half-holiday, and he wandered along through the woods, drinking in the beauty around him, the gorgeous tints of the trees, the purple and gold of wood flowers at his feet, and the dreamy Dlae of the sky that showed in patches overhead. Suddenly a sound of voices broke the still ness, and narvey, peering through some bushes, saw the man who had worked for Mr. Adams, and another man still more rough and evil looking lounging upon the ground with their guns beside them. They had built a fire, at which they were cooking some rabbits ; and as Harvey looked a dog bounded through thu undergrowth and crouched down beside him. The men were discussing a plan which made narvey's heart beat so violently as ho listened, that he shivered with drt'ftd lest they should hear it and discover his re treat. They had decided to burn Mr. Adams' barn, in which was stored all the fruits of his long summer's work, and the ex-farm hand added : "Since he sets such store by his horses and cows, it would be a mercy to send them where they will never be 'abused anymore. There's 'Brindle' and 'Daisy' and 'Rose,' besides the horses that ought to kfep the family in roasted meat for some time to come." The two wretches burst Into a loud laugh at this sally, and at the same time the branch upon which Harvey was leaning, broke with a sharp crack. Even then he might have es caped, but the dog sprang up wi'h a low growl, and a moment after he was a prison er. Toor narvey I as he looked up into the cruel, scowling faces of his captors, be felt that he could hope for little mercy from men who could deliberately plan to roast alive helpless animals. Indeed, the rougher of the two men advised that Haryey should be put out of the way at once. "He's heard what we've bad to say, and he'll blab. Dead men, and young ones, too, 'tell no tales,' " he added grimly, seeing that his companion hesitated. "But we might swing for it," objected the farm hand. "See here, young one, we'll let you scot free on one condition. You hold up your hand and swear like I show you, not to breathe a word of what you've heard, or by I you'll not live long enough to say your prayers." ne picked unJii gnn as he spoke, and held the muzzle against his breast. Poor Harvey ! a sickening feeling of foar and faintness seemed to stifle bis breath and arrest bis very heart beats. The cruel de termined faces of the men seemed like de mons, and he looked around the wooris then at the gun, and then he took an awful oath which the man made him repeat that, he would not reveal anything they had said. He was at last allowed to go, and the farm hand called after hlni : "I say, young one. you can tell when the deed is done and dont you forget it. I want the old man to know where his good luck comes from. "There's no danger of his giving us away, he's got no more pluck than a chicken, and he's scared most to death." When Harvy reached home supper was laid In the large kitchen. Mollie, the help, was turning flannel cakes. Mrs. Adams was pouring the tea, and Mr. Adams turned from the sink where he bad been washing his hands, and spoke with a genial smile. "Well, narvey, lad. did you have a good time? Had a nice walk, eh ?" "Yes, sir, no sir. part of the time, stam mered poor Harvey, with such a miserable face that the good farmer stared in astonish ment, and Mrs. Adams noting his pale face and trembling limbs, exclaimed : " Bless the boy ! he looks fit to drop. What s the matter child ?" " Nothing," sobbed Harvey, and bursting j Into tears he rushed away from them all, up zo nis own room under the eares. Pretty soon Mrs. Adnms bustled up with a bowl of hot tea and some nieelv buttered i toast, and when she found that he could not I eat she bathed his aching head, tucked him mio Dea, ana even lert a motherly kiss on his cheek. - - That kiss made narvey feel ten times more miserable than before. How kind they had been to him t How could he let them be wronged out of so much of their hard-earned property T Then the horses I ahj that was the bitterest or all 1 "Kitty" and " Jess," whom he had loved and petted, and who also knew fcim and would whinney de light whenever he entered the barn. He had tanght them to bow their heads whenever he gave them an apple or anything especially nice and now he was going to let them suffer a horrible death Great beads of sweat start ed on his forehead, and he sprang from his bed Intending to rush down stairs and reveal the whole wicked plot, but he stopped before a picture of Christ blessing little children, which good Mrs. Adams had-hung in his room. The moonlight fell broadly upon it. nd not Mrs. Adams said that God hated liars, and he had solemnly sworn to keep silence. Harvey never forgot the terrible hour that followed. He heard the family retire, and waited fearfully for any sound outside. At last he knelt and prayed earnestly that God would show him some way out of his trouble. Then he went to the window and looked out at the great barn. Suddenly a thought flashed upon his mind, ne stole softly down stairs seized the tin horn with which Mrs- Adams used to call her hus band to dinner, and letting himself out, ran swiftly across the moonlit space between the house and the barn. He stopped a moment to think, and then climbed up over the mows and hid himself in a nook under t!ie rafters. One hour passed I two ! Harvey's courage seemed to ooze out at his finger tips. If they came they would surely kill him, and then -Ah, what was that? A stealthy atred outside, and the great doors creaked softly as they were shoved apart, then a whisper which seemed to freeze Harvey's blood. " nere, pour on plenty of He, and" :'Toot ! toot ! toooot I" " It's that devil's brat I" exclaimed one of the men with a furious oath. Help me find him quick or we shall have the neighbors on us." Toot I toot I toooot I went the old horn Bow I wow 1 wow ! came from the dog in his kennel, and the chickens on the roost near by, set up a tremendous cacklo. Toooot I toooot ! toot I The two ruffians eetng their game was up rushed for the door but were met by Mr. Adams and a crowd of neighbors, who half-dressed; had rushed out to discover the canse of the commotion. "Well, "Kitty " and "Jess " were saved the men were sent to prison, and to-day Har vey writes his name, Harvey Adams with a flourish, and calls the farmer and his wife father and mother. He goes to school, and the teacher assures his proud parents that be is a fine scholar and will be sure to make his mark one of these days. , TOS MARSHALL'S SHOT. ATAXKEE SAILOR HITS THK MARK AND IB PROMOTED. John Bull certainly won the day over Un cle Sam at Creedmoor recently, but many years ago, under peculiar circumstances, an American a New Yorker beat at firing at mark an entire British fleet. The affair oc cmred in old Admiral Gregory's tune, before he was Admiral, and I think the incident worth recalling. A New Yorker called Tom Marshall, a sailor, served in a ship under Gregory, when Gregory was a young lieutenant in the navy in the second war with England. Three years after the close of this war, ere the bad blood it had excited had quite subsided Gregory's ship happened to be in the harbor of Rio Janeiro, and an English frigate hap pened to be lying ir. the harbor, too. The English tars got practicing their guns at a hogshead for a mark, and didn't do much execution. The American sailors in Grego ry's ship wanted to take part in this practic ing of firing, but, fearing some outbreak of bad feeling, the American commander gave Gregory strict orders not to allow any of his men to join in the firing. The Americans looked on, grumbled and submitted all but Tom Marshall. He couldn't keep still. He implored Gregory to let him have one crack at that hogshead. Gregory sternly rebuked the New Yorker, and ordered him to quar ters. Marshall sullenly retired, swearing it was a downright shame he could not be allowed to test his roarkmanship. Presently he left his quarters, and going up toGrefcory, asked him what it would cost him to have one shy at that cask. "A first-class flogging," an swered Gregory, angrily. "Only a flogging?" repeated the New Yorker cheerily. "Then here goes !" And before Gretrory could pre vent him Tom Masrhall had fired off one of the big gnns at the hogshead and hit it, too the first time it had been hit. The sailors cheered lustily ; Gregory half scowled, half smiled ; but the New Yorker came up respectfully, touched his hat and told Gregory that lie was ready for his flog ging. "1 have had the full worth of it al ready, sir," he said. Gregory was in somewhat of a fix. ne felt real'y proud of Marshall's achievement, but then he had disobeyed orders, and had prob ably deeply offended the Englishmen. So, after a little hard thinking, Gregory deter mined to leave the New Yorker's punish ment to the Englishmen themselves. So he sent Tom Marshall on board the English fri gate with a note explaining the facts of the case, anr leaving the New York marksman in John Bull's hands. It turned out to be the best thing for the New Yorker he could have done. The En glish tars forgot their chagrin at their own failure in sheer admiration of the New York er's skill. Instead of punishing Tom Mar shall they rewarded him, and sent him back to bis ship as happy as a lord ; while Gregory took a great fancy to Tom Marshall and had him promoted. A Hint as to How Sot to Talk to Children. One day I sat in a car seat on the Saugus Branch of the Eastern Road, behind a pale, care-worn lady, who was taking a little boy from Boston to Maiden. As the little boy was of a very inquiring mind, and every thing seemed to attract his attention, I could not help listening to some of the ques tions. "What is that article ?" the little boy com menced, pointing to a stack of hay on the marsh. "Oh, that is hay, dear," answered the care-worn lady. "What is hay, auntie?" "Why, hay is hay, dear." "But what is hay made of?" "Why. hay is made of dirt and water and air." "Who makes it ?" "God makes it, dear." "Does He make it in the day time or in the night ?" "In both, dear." "And Sundays?" "Yes, all the time." "Ain't it wicked to make bay on Sunday, auntie?" "O, I don't know. I'd keep still, Johnny ! that's a dear ; auntie i tired." And after remaining quiet a moment little Johnny broke out : "Where do stars come from, auntie ?" "I don't know ; nobody knows," "Did the moon lay em ?" "Yes, I gness so," replied the wicked lady. "Can tin; moon lay eggs, too ?' "I suppose so. Don't bother me 1" A feboit silence, wheD Johnny broke out again : "Benny says oxen is an owl, auntie ; Is they?" "O, perhaps so !" "I think a whale could lay eggs don't yon, auntie?" "O, yes, I guess so," said the shameless woman. "Did you ever see a whale on his nest ?" "O, I gness so 1" . "Where ?" "I mean no. Johnny, you must be quiet. I'm getting crazy 1" "What makes jou crazy, auntie ?" "Oh, dear I you ask so many questions." "Did you ever see a little fly eat sugar 7" "Yes, dear." "Where?" "Johnny, sit down on the seat, and be still, or I'll shake you Now not another word !" And the lady pointed her finger sharply to the little boy, as if she was going to stick It through him. If she had been a wicked wo man she would have sworn. There are eight million little boys like Johnny in the United States. may be made by hard work, but can neither be made nor enjoyed without health. To those leading sedentary lives Dr. R. V. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery " is a real Triend. It stimulates the liver, purifies the blood, and is the best remedy for con sumption, which is scrofulous disease of the lung. By all druggists. A MONTANA MAX'S STORY. A party of four persohs returned yester cay from a trip to the Yellowstone National rark. Joe V. London. C. E. Kantner, J E. Montgomery and Walter Watson are the names of the persons, and they profess they have had. with one exception, a delightful time. They were examining the crater of a geyser about two and a-half miles from the Fire nole river. Notwithstanding it Is for bidden to carry specimens away from the park ordespoil In any way the formations, these gentlemen were desirous of securing some mementoes of their trip, and seeing in the crater some beautiful formations, Wat son volunteered to attempt a descent and se cure a piece of the beautiful colored work on the interior for each member of the party. He carefully descended a distance of twe!ve feet, taking care that each time his hold was secure. He reached the formations, secured what he desired, and attempted to ascend. Reaching overhead, he grasped a protection, and putting bis entire weight upon it, it gave way, and he was precipitated into the seemingly yawning abyss. His companions, who were watching his movements, shtieked as they saw him fall. They immediately procured a light and lowered it into the cra ter for as great a distance as they could with the means at their command. Nothing could be seen ; but by dropping pebbles and bits of wood they discovered that at a depth of about fifty feet the crater was filled with water. In their consternation at the disap pearance of their comrade, they had not heard his body strike the water. They gave him up ns lost, and with sad hearts left the scene. Going to the river they made camp, intending to start for Bozeman at daybreak. Next morning they made preparations to start, but were delayed by Mr. London be coming suddenly sick. They then concluded i to remain where they were until he should be in a condition to travel. About noon an other party from the geyser basin came in sieht and, seeing the eamp of the gentlemen at once approached. Imagine the jny and surprise of London, Kanter and Montgomery when they saw among the newcomers their friend. Wat-on, alive and well. They could not believe it w?.s him until he had taken the hand of each and assured them that it was none other than he, and gave them the promised speci mens from the crater of the geyser. How he escaped is best told in Ills own words : "When the projection upon which I had placed my weight gave way, I felt that I was ! indeed lost. I was not whn'iy conscious af ter I commerced falling. WVen I struck the water, feet fir.-1, I experienced a feeling of relief. I seemed to sink a thousand feet but, of course, sank but a short distance. I grasped around wildly, but notliii.g but the water could be felt. I was rising to the sur face, and knew it, and a feeling suddenly came over me that 1 was to be saved. How I knew not, but sti!I I was certain that I was not to be left in the crater. On coming to the surface 1 reached out and a friendly rock gave me support. I heard the shout of my friends, but could see nothing and was unable to call out in reply. After what seemed to me agrs the shouts ceased, and I realizpd that my friends had given me up for lost. It was just after noon when we reached the crater; I suppose it was near ly B o'clock when I heard what sounded like distant thundpr. The noise grew more dis tinct, and the water around me seemed to be troubled. I then realized that I was in the crater of an active geyser, and that In a short lime the entire space would be filled with water. I attempted to raise myself, but could find no support for my bands which would bear my weight. The walls of the crater were rough, and while in the wa ter I could easily keep my head out by cling ing to them. Suddenly 1 discovered Uiatthe water was rising. This gave me the hope that I might be able to keep afloat until the surface was reached. The water continued to rise more rapidly, and I at last found my self at the point where I had fallen. Al though well nigh exhaus.ed, I exerted my remaining strength in climbing to the sur face. This reached, I managed to crawl some distance awr.y from the crater, where I lost consciopsness. When I recovered I was being enred for by strangers the men who conducted me to my companions." Upon being questioned further Watson said that as near as he could judge the cra ter at the point he struck the water was about twenty-five feet in diameter. The water was warm, but not uncomfortably so until a few moments before ho left, when it began to be decide dlv hot. and to boil more furiously, ne was found by a party who rescued him about 7 o'clock in the evening. Not to bh Discouraged. At Dalton, Ga., they pointed out an old darkey who was to be married that evening, and I took a seat beside bim on the depot platform and said : "Uncle Reuben, Is it true that you are t o be married to-night?" "Yes, ,sah yes, sah, you'z hit it 'zactly right, sali." "Were you ever married before?" "Why, bress your soul, boy, dis will be my fo'th wife I" "How long since your last one died?" "Jest free weeks nex' week Saturday." "Isn't it pretty sudden, when you have been a widower but two weeks?" "I reckon not, sah. I doa'n see how I km help de ole woman by traoblin' aroun' j alone." "And they tell me you are over 70 years old?" "Yes, sah I'ze risin'of 73." "And you don't even own a chicken ?" "No, sah." "Don't the future look a little dark to you ?" vsee heah, white man," replied the old chap, as he slid to the ground and brushed off his coat-tails, "I doan like dat sort o' ar gyment 1 I'ze ole an poo' an' doan know much, but I haint the sort of a mule to take a fo'th wife widout makin 'rangments to board wid her fader an' gin him my note wheneber anything am duel 'Spose I'ze gwine to be aleepin' in fence-co'ners an' lib ln' on green apples jis' kase my las' ole wo man tuk a noBbun t' die? No, sah I I Isn't dat sort o' a mourner ! I'ze got to dat aige wbar I'ze got to be tooken keer ov if 1 has to ruar'y three wives to do It Late In life George Washington rode in his own carriage, bnt earlier in life he took a hack at the cherry tree. Worcester Gazette. The man who had the temerity to spnng this relic of antiquity upon the public forgot to mention bow George's father took a chase after the young man and was about ready to sleigh him, when George attempted to sad dle the blame on somebody else as the cutter. Lavrrenr mrta. SATED BY A MIRACLE. It was a hot summer's day. The metals gleamed in the sunshine, and stretched like fiery brazen serpents away to the distant capital. Every minute lessened the distance ; the express flew along with terrible speed it appeared to have wings. Pouring out dense volumes of smoke and vapor. It dash ed along toward the great city whoso nu merous towers began to emerge on the hori zon. Only a few leagues more and Tarls would clasp to its breast one of its own chil dren. The stoker of the engine was on Lis last journey ; he now Intended to remain In Paris, his dearly-beloved Talis. Leroy, the stoker, was not old ; thirty years at the out side, tall, with bright eyes, and something decided and haughty In his bearing. Over his open forehead fell a lock of thick black hair ; courage and audacity sparkled in his eyes. A full dark moustache jealously con cealed his red lips and snow-white teeth; his face was marked with certain features which bespoke pride, with a shade of impe riousness. He was dressed in blue linen trousers and blouse, which articles of attire were together by means of a broad leather belt. On his head he wore a broad brimmed bat. With a Joyous heart he went on feeding the black monster with fuel, which was ea gerly consumed by the devouring element Leroy's 6harp gaze glances up the line, when all at once he sees there, In the midst of the solitary rlsin over which thi train is passing, at a distance of about five hundred yards, a human figure stretched at full length across the nfttals. What was to be done ? To stop ? impossible I (This was before the invention of the vacuum brake.) "Do you see that creature lying across the rails, Rollin ?" he hurriedly asked the dri ver. "Yes !" "Shall we reverse the steam ?" "On no account ; it would shiver us all to pieces." "We shall have to do it, or else that per son's fate 13 sealed 1" exc!a:med Leroy. "And I say It won't do," replied Rollin, decisively ; "we should be staking the lives of several of the passengsrs In our train in the attempt to fave that one." I-eroy gazed forward in despair. The I train rushed nearer to its victim. The poor ; j creatine was lost ! Then suddenly the sto- i ; ker's eyps fell upon the signal cords. Quick i j as lightning he fastened them round his J ! body. i "Now summon all the strength yon have! '. gut, taVe firm hold of the cords, and follow i i me '" cried Leroy to the engine driver ; and ' quickly, in less time than it takes to relate i I it, lie creeps a'nng the foot-plate which runs by the side of the boiler, gets in froiit of the ! engine, steps down on a projecting bar, and ! i ;hen holding fast by his legs to one of the j , buffers, he hangs suspended, his bead down- j j ward, his arms stretched forward and his l body held In position by the rope, which the I . ' driver Las meanwhile passed round the fun nel. At that moment another revolution of the I i wheels, and it had been too late just as the j engine was about to erush its human victim Leroy seized the body, snatched it upward, i and lifted the burden a few inches above the j rails. The engine-driver then slowly drag ged him up, and tn a few moments later be stood with his capture in the space which di l vides the engine from the tender. ! Ieroy held In his arms a blooming, ele- pantly-dressed young damsel about eigh teen summers, whom, as by a miracle, he had rescued from certain destruction. Long fair hair fell in wavy tresses over her closed I eyes, over her breast and shoulders. Sorrow j and anxiety were depicted on her counte nance. The stoker carefully laid down his burden, a shrill whistle, and soon afterward I the train rolled into the statiju. j On the following day people rend in the Paris morning papers the bold, foolhardy j exploit of the stoker. And a few weeks la J ter there apnt ared in the if'trsciUauf an an ' nouncenient of the betrothal of Louise Mar ! tin, the daughter of Martin, the banker, to Lerov. American Farlks. A Lobster who had by years of patient toil and careful economy, accumulated a snug sum of money, cast about him to see how he couid use It to deserve the gratitude of the public. He first consulted the Clam, and that Bivalve solemnly puck ered bis mouth and Paid : . i : j. ..... vs j :. -r- "Good ulea, mj friend, good idea. You can't do better than to leave your money to found a school of philosophy for Ciams. We'll Hake it and keep your memory green for a thousand years." The Fox was next consulted, and he slap ped the lobster on the back and cried out : "That's the ticket, old man leave that cash to the Foxes ! What we want to make us happy is a dictionary and an eye glass for each Fox." The Peacock was found at home, and when the subject was broached she laid her hand on her heart and said : "Old Lob. your bead Is level. Leave that money to the Peacocks and In less than a month we will show you seven new styles of gracefully avoiding a spotted cow in the i r' i. i. ... , , ,, highway. Give us that cash and we shall want for nothing more." The Codfish was then posting up his ac- count books, and when informed of the Lob- ster's mission he laid down his pen, and re plied : "You have come to the right adviser, my friend. It is needless to inform you tht for the last hundred years the Cod had to stay under water roost of the time on account of having no fit clothes to appear on shore. With that money we can rig out with tne best hold our heads with the highest, and we will be no longer quoted in the market at a lower finure than rusty pork and 6tringy beef." The Lion wanted the money given to the feline race so that it might buy its potatoes and cabbages in pen market, instead of stealing them. The Buzzard didn't want to seem avari cious at all, but he had long thought that some philanthropist would make a good hit by leaving a fund to provide Buzzards with glass eyes and toothache remedies. Bewildered and discouraged by his inter views, the Lobster at last appealed to the Owl for a candid opinion. "Well, if I had a pile of money and wanted to do something to please the public," replied the Owl, "I'd whack up with my poor rela tions and pay up my outlawed debts." VOBAL : But they never do. Detroit rrte Pre. A false FRIEXD is like the shadow on the sun-dial, appearing in sunshine and vanish ing in shade. (HRlSTOPHtR lOI.LMDlS. S MK ERROBS (OllMrTIB, I do not often write for the pre, bnt when duty calls I must take up my pen and to business. In a late Issue of a popular paper I find an article that Is calculated to mislead the youth of the country, and I hasten to correct the said article. I have reference to the his tory of Columbus. In the first place, it has been determined that Columbus was born in Genoa some time after his father, and that he Immediately took to the water to ne hi own words, he wss bound to swim or die. One day. as he was swimming as'usual. Napoleon Bonaparte came along and asked " Chun," as be was called, what be was do ing. "Why, 'Nappy.' I am learning to swim." Struck wph !iri rir:ebi!!ity of the answer. Nspv ' "H t'!i-'- "f '!iuii" lmtne witli li'mi and :;c;-.ei! at !l:e t peliie uf tee CUi'i At v.- nf 19, t'n'emiun lan awnv -'mi. I, niei ei-, iinrv-ii;.-iTc!y ctptured -s ir.i'ij "'"I "nie.l !! !i nr'i a ves I had 1. j try. from i by a sel t!eit lust on t'.e j- ;::t of .filling, ne w put hefnre tee n--t. hut mile so many o'-jeetiiiTis that t.p h.rl to !e tiM to Lis post After sailing three weeks, Co'nmbm was promoted to deck-washer, and from that po sition rapidly rose to cabin boy. The next notable evert of his life was rescuing the Queen of Spain's shoe from a watery grTe. The Queen was one day washing 1 er feet when Clum's " ship sailed by, and the wa- ! tPr sllen tfle Queen's shoe ir.todeep water .Clnm," without a moment's thought Jump ed overboard, where the water was four or five feet deep, and c'ntched the shoe ; and, by the aid of a hen coop which was floating by, succeeded In reaching the shore In a strangling condition. This so pleased the Queen that he bought him a lucger and sent him fishing for oysters. One day be ennght an'unusually large one, and, on examining it, anjnscription was found on the shell as follows : "George Washington, United States of America." Then followed a description of the country and the latitude aud longi tude and so forth. Columbus went directly to the market with a load of oysters, got his pay, then Ptted his ship fur acruise of sixteen years. Columbu was all grit. He had not sailed more than two or three days when the Queen hollered to him and told him not to venture so far from land, but "Clum" would not listen. Columbus was all grit. Columbus kept o n till his provisions were about gone, when, In the dead of night (every man was asleep at his post;, "Clum" saw a light far ahead, Without saying a word, he called the cabin boy and pointed to the light. The boy was so elated that he undertook to dance a jig, but lie was so weak that be tumbled over board. The next day land was discover ed, and Columbus had the pleasure, as he afterward stated, of shaking hands with Andrew Jackson, who was '.he first to wel- . .... . I : .i.. .. . ... . i , . i i - . . ... oeil idea that h Ioor iiossssion fif ttieamm- ttr in Ihi name of tho i lii.An -tf ioiii 17a tiled it, to be sure, but Washington would I not allow it. He sent Co'umbus back with an invitation to the Queen to visit us at leis ure, which she Intends to do. Columbus lived to a good old age, and died before the Rebellion. A Kemahkabi.b Duj. A business man in New Carlisle, Ind., has issued a circular letter to his credito rs couched In the follow ing terms : Mi Dear Sir I want to ask you a plain question in all kindness and sincerity, and 1 i would lite to have vnu answer it honitlv j and candidly, not in two or three year or ; months, but now, this weef. Supposing j you were ss poor as Job's turkey and bad I invested fJ.noo or fS.OOO in an enterprise which vou designed to mete an exclusively cash business ; supposing, as a matter of ac commodation and good nature, you had trusted it out all over the country, from Car lisle to Jericho ; supposing you had kept adding to your means and stiil putting it on j the books until your funds were played out ; I supposing you had claims against you In the I hands of business men who had accommila ! ted you in good faith and needed thpir mo- ney ; supposing you bd some pride in you, I and meant to tie square-toed and punctual, j and bated to see the man you owed when i jou didn't have the lecal tender in your I trousers to pay his just and lawful demands, i worse than vou would to see an Indian, and supposing those whom you l ad aeeommoda i ted felt pet feet !y easy and contented, shied , the trsok when you went to see them, and ' told the wife of their bosom to answer "not at hoiip-." or came into town and left with 1 out even paving a part ; supposing that j they held vour money and waited pstientiv forVheat f0 come up to ninety cents or one j dollar, or pork to bring five or six dollars a J hundred, wiiat would you do? Would you : let your deotors go and sinue and be a vil j lain, or would you sue every mother's ion of them that did not pay, if it was the last ' thing you did in town? i If you were an honest man you would do ; the latter, and that s just what 1 II he roro- jelled to do if there is a King of Israel. 1 don't want money to look at ; I can earn enough for that ; don't want any to salt down (I never could make it keep), but out of several thousands trusted out I humbly want a few hundreds, and I'll le hanged If 1 won't have- it or an execution returned nulla bona. I love you mvself as a mother loves her first boni, but 1 love to pay my debts better than I love anv man. woman or j cmd t, tne Iac, f (iod Almighty's green , earth, and bv the Great Jehovah and the ! Continental Congress I propose to do It. if I have to make costs for every man In Olive townsfp or )n j.t. Jos(.rh- countv owin 1 roe. Now, let us have the "sponduflx" and ) see how sweet and pretty I can smile upon Jou- Tours, courteously, iMn sMEJT Establish itENTi. The cen sus reports 6howthat there are In theUn'tel States 1,942 establishments for the production of agricultural implements. Of these 221 are in Illinois, 593 In New York, 220 iu Pennsyl vania, 155 In Ohio and 143 in Michigan. The total capital employed ii?'"2,315.S)tV ; amount paid In wages, fl5.4!Otll4 ; value of timber used, 15,751,916 ; value of iron and steel Jl V 4."2,052 ; value of other materials, 1 7,67 S, 202, total, ff32,o04,l07. The largest number of persons employed during the year was 40.1 M, The total value of all products was toS,37S, 036. In 150 the total product was M, 842,111. In 18G0 it was fl7,4-7,9W. In 1870 $32,Ofi 875. During the census year there were made 335,057 cultivator, 131,003 harrows, 280,654 dozen hoes, 312,147 dozen shovels, 308,732 dozen hand rakes. 1,3(11,443 plows, 211,738 dozen hay forks, 1,244,264 scythes, 42,717 scythe snaths; mowers, 72,000; seed sowers, 20.2. In 1850, 7.220 persons were employed ; In I860, 15,814 ; In 1P70, 23, UB; In 1SS0, 49. ISO. BrrHi.E a b fir a salt re. The Bust Salvb in the world for Cut, Bruises, Burrs, Sores, Ulcer. Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chaprfd Hands, Chil blains, Corns, and all kin Eraptlonw, and positivelv cures Piles. It it guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 2o ctejter box. Fr sala bjr F.. .Tames, selt atfanl, STianabnrg, Ta. -t.-ly.l f V l : ! i I ! t r i i i' I i i