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Dimes IJM'""- """' ' teJ -rrwSei Ubmllm. eaefc, lurtlMii A C, N. rojr.S St. 1 aHai!.!. fa. 1ST THE JitST. Gather ttiem close to your loviog heart Cradle them to vour breast : They will soon enough leave your broo ding care, Soon enough mount vouth'a topmost 9taii I.tttle'ones In the nest. Fret not that the children's hearts are Ray, That their restless feet will run ! There may come a time in the by and by w nen you 11 sit in your lonely room and sigh For a sound of childish fun ; When you'll long for a repetition sweet. That sounded through eaoh room, Of "Mother!" "Mother!" the dear love calls, That will echo lone in the silent halls, And add to their stately gloom. There may come a time when you'll long to hear The eaeer, boyish tread, The tuneless whistle, the clear, shrill shout, The busy bustle In and out. And pattering overhead. When the boys and elrls are grown up And scattered far and wide. Or gone to the undiscovered shore Whence youth and aee come never more, Tou will miss them from your side. Then gather thnm close to your loving heart, Cradle them on your breast. They will soon enough leave your brooding care, Soon enough mount youth's topmost stair .Little ones in the nest. "KEVE.'SKE IS SWEET." MOUNTAIN MURDER FROM A POLITICAL QUARREL A PENNSYLVANIA STORY OP NEARLY FIFTY TEARS AOO. On the evening of September 9, 183, two men were having a fierce and angry dispute upon the subject of politics In the bar room of the only hotel it was called a tavern in those days in the town of Tunkhannock, ra. Pitting around them and listening to the dispute were the landlord, two or three of his guests, a couple of stage-drivers, the tavern hostler, and one or two of the townspeople. the oisputants were, politically, a Whig and Democrat ; in business one was a ped dler, who, with his team, and wagon load of notions, stopped for the night on his way from Wilkesbarre to Montrose ; the!otherwas a traveler, who, it appeared, had at previous times met the peddler at other towns between Wyominc: valley, on the old post road, and Philadelphia. They had been disputing before supper, and now had resumed it with an earnestness and vigor which was fast changing thepolit ical differences of opinion into a personal al tercation. The peddler, who was a Whig of the FTenry Clay ttrip. became violent in his denunciation of Van Buren, free trade and everything connected with the then dominant party, and his antagonist, the traveler, was. equally as bitter in wordy invective against the aristocratic Whigs, their protective tariff and all tie principles of the party. The peddler was George Riker; the trav eler had made himself known to the landlord as Amos Elliott. In the little bar-room gathering was one man who sat apart, or rather In the corner near the stairway door, and somewhat in the shadow of the not very'brightly lamp-lighted room. Fie was evidently a stranger to those present, and, according to the landlord's statement as a witness, was a commercia traveler for a Philadelphia dry goods house and had stopped over one stage to transact some business, and on this occasion he was waiting for the next stage to go on his way over the mountains northward to Montrose. He was apparently rot inclined to be so cial ; he bad said but little to any one, but it was noticed that he was intently interested In the dispute between Riker and Elliott. At last the poddler became terribly excited, and frnm'politics launched into bitter per- j sonalitles, and Elliott retorted equally sav agely, and at last, jumping to his feet, he exclaimed : "1 say that Henry Clay is nothing but a Kentucky gambler, a trickster ; and those who believe in him are no better than he Is!" "You're a liar !" cried the peddler : "and i your whole I,oeofoco party is made up of the ruff-scruff, rae-tag and;bobtaIl of the States the prison birds, the scum of creation and Kinderhook Van Is the bicuest scoundrel of the lot." "Do you call me a prison-bird?" cried El liott facing the peddler with clenched fists, his eyes gleaming with passion. "You're a Locofoco, and that covers the ground," replied the peddler sturdiiy and with an equal show of ferocity of purpose. In a moment Elliot struck at the peddler with his fist. The peddler pattly evaded the blow, and then the antagonists clenched, and there was every promise of a lively If not dangerous bar-room fieht. The witnesses to this encounter leaped to their feet, and two or three of them, includ ing the landlord, rushed in and with some difficulty pnlled the beligerents apart. El liott's face was bleeding. "Damn yon, I'll be even with you for this before your a day older, yon infernal thiev ing peddler." The peddler's answer was a derisive laugh. "There'll be one less vote in vour fnartv next election, you low lived" The landlord stopped him In his opeech, and after some persuasion Elliott was order ed to be quiet. The stranger, sitting In the shadow, made no move, as did the rest of the crowd, to in terfere in the fieht; he simply sat there look ing on, silent and apparently unconcerned as to the result of the brawl. Elliott sat near the bar, scowling grim and eyeing the peddler as a panther might glare at Its victim before springing upon it. "What time will the stage get here ?" said the stranger to the landloid. "It's nigh upon eight o'clock. It ought to hev diiv in before this. You see, after it gits out of the valley the pullin's hard on the horses, 'specially as it Is now, after a heavy rain like we had to-day. But I guess it'll be along soon. Sometimes they git a little breakdown, or there's a break in the harness and makes delay." Nine o'clock came, and vet the stage had not arrived, and stage stories occupied the time of the tavern sitters. A few minutes arier nine the peddler, taking the hostler's lantern, started for the stables, which were at the rear of the tavern ; and separated from it by a wide yard used for the wagons and vehicles of travelers. Elliott, a moment later, went out by the front door, as was supposed, to look up the road to catch a glimpse of the expected stage Fifteen minutes later, accordingto the tes timony of those present, the stage lamps were seen in the distance. The arrival of the btagf, was a dally event, the excitement of which made the tavern loungers forget every thing else. As the stage drove up to the door, Elliott suddeu'y went op to the land lord and said : "Landlord, how much is my bill ? I'll take this stage and go to Montrose to-night." In the hurry of the moment the landlord merely named the amount, took the money and thrust it into his pocket. There was the regulation change of horses, the nanter be tween the driver and the hostlers, the usual getting outof passengers to "moisten up" at the bar, and the bustle of getting ready to start. At ten minutes of ten, as the landlord averred, the stage was driven off. and rattled away up the street Into the darkness of the mountain road to Montrose. Scarcely was the stage out of sight when Jack Shaw, the head hostler, rushed Into the bar-room with blanched face, his eyes dis tended with terror and trembling in every limb. "My God I There's been a murder! Come quick in the stable yard quick 1" Those present at once ran out, following the friehtened hostler, who led the way, hold ing np his lantern in his quivering hand. Sure enoneh there was a murder. There, directly behind his fanclfullv-paint- ed wagon, In the darkness and on the soft stable ground, lay the f ast-stiffening form of George Riker, the peddler, one of his hands clenching as in a death grin the tfn lantern he had taken out with him. and his lower limbs drawn np in his last agonv. The ap palled group, their faces strangely pallid In the dim light of the hostler's lantern, looked down at the motionless form. The face of the dead man was covered with blood, the eyes wide open and stonily staring upward. FTis throat had been cut from ear to ear. An hour later the body wns lying on a wooden settee in a little room adjoining th bar-room. Tpon examination it was found that the peddler's money, of which he had considerable in his pocket, was undisturbed; his watch and all his' valuables were upon his person as be wore them in liTe. Therefore robbery was not the moive of the assassin. Suspicion pointed at Elliott. FTis threats In his rage at the peddler ; the assertion that there would be one vote less in his (the ped dler's) party ; his surly nature, and his evi dent retention of his anger after f he quarrel, all indicated to those present that he was the assassin. Added to this was the now partic ularly remembered facts that hti had gone out of the bar-room a few minntps after the peddler had started for the stables, and when the stage drove up he had, apparently great ly excited, paid the landlord his bill and de parted for Montrose. In the early morning examination of the ground where the peddler's body was found resulted In the discovery of an ordinary pocket knife, aid on the iittle silvered plate inserted in the bone handle were the initials "A. K." "Why, It's Elliotts knife Amos Elliott," was the exclamation, mental or spoken, of all present. Tha tavern suffered from no lack of custom on that day, for it was thronged by the ex cited townspeople- The sheriff and three of his deputies mounted horses anrt started In pursuit of Amos Elliott. Down the rugged descents of the road, up the winding turns of the way around the mountains, they rode at breakneck speed. At Montrose they found he driver of the coach, some of the passen gers, and among these the stranger who had been so quiet a spectator of the bar-room quarrel, but no sight of Elliott. Did he come to Montrose ? Yes, the driver said, fo did the pe.ssengers. The town was searched. At length he was found at the house of a Mr. Blodgett, whom he claimed as a relative, and to whom he was as he claimed paying a brief visit. ITe was pinioned, des pite his protestations of innocence and vig orous denial of all knowledge of the crime, and taken back, strongly guarded, to Tunk hannock. Fie seemed from that time until his trial in October, to be completely broken in spirit, and at the bar he stood up weak, pale and thin more like a spectre than a being of life. Briefly, the defense offered by his attorney was that he had always been friendly with the peddler ; that there was nothing more than passing anger in his threats; that he did not again see the peddler after he went to the stable yard with his lantern, and that he had loaned the knife found near the peddler an hour before the political quarrel occurred. ITe also proved bis life to have been irre proachable ; his disposition to be peaceable except when arguing politics. Despite all efforts, the evidence against him was unbroken, and when added to this came the testimony of the sheriff, that when arrested there was found stains of human blood upon his coat sleeve, which Elliott claimed was fiom bleeding of the nose, to which he was subject the verdict of the jury was guilty. Elliott was sentenced to be hanged the following December. In the latter part of November there came to the Turkhannock tavern a stage passenger who was recognized hy the landlord as one of the guests present in the bar-room on the night of the murder of thd peddler; he was none other than the stranger, the dry-goods commercial traveler, who had sat apart, and was so notably quiet for one of his class. He was pale and haggard, as uncommunicative as ever, and was evidently suffering from ill ness of some kind, either mental or physical. He proposed to rest over night, and proceed on his former journey over his route in the next day's stage. In the morning the landlord went to his room to wake hiro. The stranger his name was Cartwright was too weak to rise. A terrible change had come upon him. A phy sician was sent for immediately, ne pro nounced the disease to be quick consumption, and informed the landlord that with his guest it was a question of but a few hours so far as death was concerned. "nave you any relative to whom I can send word ?" asked the landlord. "Only one the woman that was my wife. And thank God she is in a lunatic asylum hopelessly insane made mad by her own damnable sin," was the reply made in a low, broken tone. "Yon know that the doctor ha but little hope of your recovery?" "Yes, I overheard what he said. Send for the judge of the court or the prosecuting at torney who held the trial of Amos Elliott I wivh wish to see them or one of them ?" The wondering landlord found the attor ney ; the judge was away on circuit dutj. "You are Mr. Leban?" said the dying traveler. "Yes." "You believe Amos Elliott murdered the peddler?" Beyond a doubt. The evidence was cir cumstantially the most conclusive I ever eard." "Sir, Amos Elliott was not tba murderer. I came here, kiowJog that I was Bearing my death, to save him. I killed George Riker, the peddler, and I do not repert the deed. Listen. Ten years ago that was when he first went on the road I kept a hotel in Mid dletown. Mv wife was young, foolish and vain. I loved her, despite her faults. This George Riker stopped in my house frequent ly ; he captivated my wife and finally she eloped with him. I swore to have his life, lie and she disappeared beyond all trace un til a year ago, and then I heard that on this road he had resumed his former business. At the same time I discovered that he had placed my wife, his mistress, in a lunatic asylum.' "From place to place I followed him, seek ing an opportunity to reap my revenge and yet escape the punishment of the law. I had so changed, by growth of beard and mus tache and age. in the ten yeais that, although he met me frequently, he did not recognize me. "When he went out on that fatal night I saw my chance. I went out to the front door, turned the corner of the house, entered the stable yard and saw him holding np his lantern at the end of the wagon. I crept swiftly to his back, caught him by the hair, pulled his head back, and, with a butcher's short knife I had carried for months, I nearly severed his head from his body. All this was done within ten minutes, and I was back again at the front door, looking for the stage and gloating over my revenge. "I knew the circumstances would point to Elliott as the murderer. I felt safe from suspicion. When I grasped Riker and pulled his head back, and as I drew the knife across his throat I bisspd in his ear the last words he ever heard on earth : 'This from John Cartwriglit !' and I hope he will be haunted by the same through all eternity." Afterward Cartwright made the proper af fidavits of the truth of his statement. The blood-stained knife, the farewell letter of his wretrhod wife, left for him when she eloped with Riker, and a letter from the superin tendent of the lunatic asylum were found In his valise, and on the day Elliott was to be executed he was released and honorably dis charged. On that same day John Cartwright, the real asnssln, breathed his last, his dying words bein, "Revenge Is sweet !" " Don't Work for Anybody." How that phrase can mean the same as " works for everybody," Is more than one nnrter stfinds, nntll a reference to the duties and all-day cares of a house-wife and mother ex plain? the paradox. The Women's Journal says : "A little boy, on his way to build fires and sweep offices In Boston, while the stars were yet In the sky. told the writer: "My mother gets me np, builds the fire and gets mv breakfast and sends me off. Then she gets my father np and gets hisbreakfast and sends him off. Then she gives the other chil dren their breakfast and sends them to school ; and then she and the baby have their breakfast." "now old Is the baby?" I asked. "Oh, she is 'most two, but she can talk and walk as well as any of us." "Are you well paid ?" "I get two dollars a week, and my father gets two dollars a day." "now much does your mother get ?" With a bewildering look, he said "Mother! Why, she don't work for anybody." "I thought you said she worked for all of you." "Oh, yes ; for us she does. But there ain't anv money into it." This wife of a day laborer represents a large class of hard-working women. There is more than one "labor of love" that draws no pay in cash but mankind would be a much meaner race if all such la bor were turned into a hireling's tash. The true wife and mother could not respect her self if all her services at home were counted at a price and settled for in day's or week's wages. Lodged tn a Bath. A newly-married pair, who arrived on their hoenymoon trip at a celebrated Scotch watering-place at a time when accommodations was at a premium, had a mattress spread for them by a compas sionate innkeeper in one of his baths. In the middle of the night the house was alarm ed by lond shrieks proceeding from the nuptial chamber. What was the matter? Well, this. The young bride, wishing to ring for a maid, had caught hold of what she pre sumed to be the bell-rope, and pnlled it Fmartly. Unhappily for her and her" spouse, it was the cord of the shower bath over their heads, and forthwith down plumped such a deluge of cold water as would throw a damper' upon the most devoted of honey mooning couples. Her husband, in dismay, caught frantically on another cord on his side of the extemporized couch, but the only re sponse was an equally liberal deluge of wa ter, this time boiling hot. The nnhappy pair then screamed in unison and the bride, in the excitement of the moment, nttered'sen timents anything but complimentary to her fond husband. When the servants came, they were just In time to rescue the unlucky pair from drowning, for the room was al ready half full of water, and the wife was perched like a monkey on her husband's back, uttering the most lamentable cries, while her good man was fumbling about in the dark, trying his best to find the door. Thf Razor-Back noo. To the traveler through Texas one of the strangest and most peculiar features of landscape is the razor back hog. He is of Swiss cottage style of architecture, nis physical outline is angular to a degree unknown outside of a text-book on the science of geometry. The country razor-back prowls aronnd in the woods and lives cn a corns, pecan nuts and roots ; when he can spare time he climbs under his owner's fence and assists in harvesting the corn crop. In this respect be is neighborly to a fault, and when his duty to his owner's crop will allow, he will readily turn in and assist thi neighbors, even working at night rather than see bis crop spoil for want of attention. Crossing the razor-back with the bine blood ed stock makes but little improvement The only effective way to Improve him Is to cross him with a railroad train, ne then becomes an imported Berkshire or Poland China hog, and if he does not knock the train off tjje track the railroad company pays for him at the rate of $1 per ponnd, for which they are allowed the mournful privilege of shoveling the remains off the tract. The ham of the country razor- back is more juicy than the hind leg of an iron fire dog, but not quite so fat as a pine-knot Everything about a church should be pure ; but alas ! In many of them even the glass windows are stained. THE PICTORIAL PRAYEK BOOK. BY GEOHOE PARKINGSON. It was many a long year ago, and the scene of my story is the office of one of the most respectable notaries in Paris, Monsieur Du bois a man of the old school, universally re spected for his good sense, probity and be nevolence. There were present, besides the notary himself, a lady of middle age, richly dressed ; she could never have been hand some, but perhaps had her countenance been less proud or disdainful she would not have appeared as she did positively ugly ; an In significant looking little man and a woman, very shabbily dressed, who sat some distance from the others, holding the hand of a beau tiful little boy. "Her death was rather sudden," said Ma dame Moranville, the richly clad lady, to the man in black. "Yes," replied he coolly; "but no doubt she was well prepared." "Have you any idea or the contents of the will?" "Not the slightest; but we shall soon know. Dubois will open it directly." "Pray, who is that shabby looking woman ? What business can she have here?" "Oh! don't you know her? It's the runa way niece, Marie, who made such a dis graceful match some years ago with a lieu tenant in the army a man of low birth." At that moment Marie approached the speaker ; she was scarcely middle age, but sorrow had been beforehand with time in robbing her cheek of its bloom and her eyes of their lustre. "Pray, what brings you here ?" said Ma dame Moranville, haughtily. "Madame," replied the poor widow, "I'm not come to interfere with your rights ; I know I have deserved nothing from my aunt but her pardon, and I hope to hear she has left me that" "What!" cried Madame Moranville. "par don to you, the disgrace of your family, who fled from the protection of your aunt the best of aunts with a low fellow T" "Madame, I acknowledge, my fault. I have been ungrateful and disobedient, I know it, but my sufferings have been so great that I hope Heaven will pardon me ; for I have looked upon the loss of my hus band, and the poverty and sorrow attendant upon it, as a puidshment from above." "And you deserved "Cease thy reproaches, Madame," said the notary in a stern voice ; "your cousin's fault is not so very grievous as to call for them." "But why should you insult me with her presence?" "She has a right to be here," replied the notary. "She came at my desire." ne then proceeded to read the will, in which, after the usual preamble, the deceas ed divided the property into three parts. The first was composed of a sum of eight thousand pounds In the hands of a notary ; the second of a furnished seat of some value and some family jewels ; the third of an il lustrated prayer-book. The will then pro ceeded as follows : "I desire that my property may be divided into three lots : the first to be the eight thousand pounds ; the second the chateau, furniture and jewels ; the third my prayer book, which is still in the same state as when I took it with me in the emigration during the reign of terror. I pardon my niece, Marie, for the sorrow she has caused me ; and, as a proof of my sincerity, I mention her in my will. My beloved cousin, Madame Moranville, will have the first choice, my brother-in-law, Monsieur d'Arlemont, the second, and Marie the last. "Ah I my sister-in-law was a sensible wo man," cried M. d'Arlemont "Yes," said Madame Moranville, tittering, "she has given a proof of it Marie will only nave ti,e prayer-book." The notary, who seemed scarce able to contain his indignation, interrupted the tit terer. "What lot do you choose, Madame?" said he. "The eight thousand pounds." "Madame Moranville, you are rich, and your cousin Is very poor; cannot you leave this lot and take the prayer-book that this this" he seemed for a moment at a loss for an expression "this strange will has put in the balance with the other lots?" "Are you joking. Monsieur Dubois? or don't you see my honored cousin has made her will with the express intention that her prayer-book should fall to Marie, who was to have the last choice." "And what do you conclude from that?" "1 conclude that she desired her niece should understand that prayer and repent ance were the only saccors she ought to ex pect in this life. Ah ! she was a saint, that dear woman." "Saint, quotha !" cried the notary indig nantly ; "may Heaven defend me from such saints ! An unforgiving, unnatural woman ! I am wrong. I do her injustice, ner Inten tion, I am sure, wastoive yon and Monsieur d'Arlemont an opportunity of doing a good, a noble action by dividing tha property equally with her poor niece." "Monsieur d'Arlemont will do as he pleas es ; I repeat that my choice is made." "And so is mine," said M. d'Arlemont; "I shall take the chateau and all it contains." "In that case." said the notary addressing Marie, "I can only rive you, my good Ma dame Le Feyre, tie prayer-book." She took the book and pressing it to her lips, she held it to her son's, who cried out with childish delight at the sight of its richly-gilt coyer; "O mamma ! let me have it" "Yes, my boy, you shall have it ; ft will be the only legacy I can leave yon. But never, never, will I part with it Thank heaven, she has pardoned me. She has said it, and I know she was truth itself." The notary turned away his head. "Don't go, Madame Le Feyre," said he ; "I must speak to you by and by." At tnat moment the boy, in playing with the book, unclasped it, and cried out : "Oh, mamma, look at the pretty pictures. But why are they all covered over with this nice thin paper?" "It is to keep them from being soiled." "But why put six papers to everv picture ?" nis mother looked ; she ottered a piercing cry, and fell fainting Into the arms of Mcn sieur Dubois, who said to those present : "Let her alone, it is nothing ; she will not die this time. Give me that book, child ; yon may Co mischief to it" The two rich legatees went away, com menting not very charitably on Marie's swoon and the evident interest the notary tooK in her. About a month afterward they met Ma dame Le Fever and her son. both well dressed, riding In s very rretty carrls jr wtth two horses. That unexpected sight led them to make inquiry after her, and they found I that she had purchased a handsome house, and was llvivg in a quiet but very good style. Thunderstruck at this intelligence, they went together to question the notary. They found him at bis desk. "Do we interrupt you ?" said the lady. "I am not particularly busy ; only making out an account of bank stock I have just bought for Madame Le Feyre." "And for heaven's sake where does It come from ?" "Why, don't you know?" "No; how6houldI?" "Did you not see what was in the book when she fainted ?" "No." "Well, then, I must tell 30U that the prayer-book contained sixty engravings, and each was covered by six bank notes of fifty pounds each !" "Good heavens I" cried the gentleman. "Oh ! if I had but known !" said the lady. ONCE A Kltf, SOW A MISER. At Pueblo, Colorado, there is a man who once reigned as a king. This royal person age came to the State penniless a few aonths since, and, strange to telate, here he met an old companion who was with him when he ruled a kingdom and held dominant sway over one of the richest little principalities in the world. He Is an A merican by parentage Col. A. B. Steinberger and has relatives living here. His old companion-in-arms is Mr. Syl. Wright, well known in Denver, and a wan derer w ho has visited all the Inhabited por tions of the globe. The story of Meinberger, as told by Mr. Wright to a Tribune reporter, forms a chapter unequalled in fiction, and shows what a man can do when he is blessed with plenty of self-assurance and reliance. Some twenty years ago Steinberger, then in Chili, which he had reached from San Fran cisco, sailed in a yacht across the 6miling Pacific, intending to reach New Zealand and Australia in the frail craft. Directly on their route were the Samoan Islands, one of the largest and most important groups in the vast expanse of water. There they landed to supply their larder with provender and make necessary repairs before proceeding further on their hazardous voyage. They wero so KiDdly received by the na tives that their stoppage was prolonged, and ere long they had grown so attached to their new quarters that they refused to go further. The natives, from sailors who had previous ly landed, had learned of the republic be yond the seas, and had a faint conception of its power and grandeur, and they wished to place themselves under the protection of so great a country. They feared they would meet the fate of their more barbarous neigh bors, the Fiji islanders, and be placed under British rule, and such a condition of things they did not at all relish. They communica ted their plans to S'einlerger, who. or course, heartily approved of them, and at the same time saw he might become the repre sentative of a great government, as also the real ruler of one of the garden spots of the earth. Before these plans were fully matured, however, Steinberger had been in the coun try over three years, and had taken unto himself a wife from among the natives, and had greatly increased his power and prestige in the land. Finally he commenced his preparations for a return to the United States. His yacht was rebuilt and enlarged, and it was not long before he was once again in his native land, and was presenting his claims to General Grant, who was favorably impressed with the idea, and the necessary credentials and papers of authority were made out and given to him. Armed with them, he returned to the Island Paradise and his wife. Arrived there. j he placed the islands under the courted pro tection of the republic that is, he pretended to do so but in reality he assur.ied complete control of the islands, and ere long.he was crowned king, and his power was supreme. He made a great many improvements in the islands, all of which were greatly admired and appreciated by his subjecs. However, it must be said that these benefits were in troduced merely from selfish motives, for as the kingdom increased in wealth and pros perity, so did his coffers grow heavier with gold, and his affluence became more and more felt. An unlucky day came, however, a day fraught with political disaster and fi nancial ruin. One day there sailed into the harbor or the capital an English man-of-war, with orders to take possession of the islands and convert them into marine stations for that great maritime power. In short order Steinberger was deposed, bis kingdom up set and his treasures taken from him. The English took possession, and history tells what has since occurred in the island. However, that was not the last of Stein berger. Insult was added to injury on the island, and when, finding things too hot for him, he sought to make his escape, lie found mat nis yacht had been stolen, and nowhere could he find it, thongh he went to the eev- eral islands assisted by his native friends. He remained on the island for some time from necessity ; but finally a trading vessel came along, on which he took passage for Melbourne. There he strayed about frr some time, and one day while strolling on the docks with one of his old trusty lieuten ants, Mr. Syl Wright, mentioned above, he saw his yacht anchored out at some distance. As several men could be seen on board, no effort was made to retake It After a time he again returned to America, where his identity was for a time iost. The next heard of him, be was in Leadville. duringthe early days, engaged in mining, ne made some money there, and has since oeen engaged in mining in different parts of the State, and is now east, negotiating for the sale of some of his property. Denver Tribune. A Very Curious Riddle nere Is a cu rious old stoiy that is something like a puz zle : A crocodile stole a hahy, "in the days when animals could talk," and was about to make a dinner of it. The poor mother beg ged piteously for her child. "Tell me one truth," said the crocodile, "and you shall have your baby again." The mother thought it over, and at last said : "You will not give it back." "Is that the truth you mean to tell ?" asked the crocodile. "Yes," replied the mother. "Then by our agreement I keep him," added the crocodile; "for if yon told the truth I am not going to give him back, and if it Is a falsehood.thenlhavealsowon." Said she : "No, yon are wrong. If I told the tmth you are bound by your promise; and, if a falsehood, it Is not a falsehood until after yon have given me my child." Now the question Js, wb9 won? THE liL AVON WHY BOT6 DKsF.RT THE KL'KAL HOME ASL' FLEE TO 1 HE CITY. Numerous writers have ben heard frcii. upon the question of why hoys leave te. farm, and the suggestion has t-een mmlf t? one reason is that the risiug gneratiou Is coming depraved. This is i;ot true. TI rt do not leave the dear old f.rm, where indus try and virtue have their ettrnal abiding place, to mingle wi;h the njtd folMes of c' lire. Boys do not desert the quiet hi : -stead, and the fond pmei.U. wh.e been devoted to their children, for th r. r. son that they want to mingle In ti e i' . whirl of metropolitan life and becon- 5: nik in business and Immortal society stai 1. No farmer boy ever forgot in his s" ;v-e:-ful years the quiet home, the sturly lab.,: the numberless attractions of that old fa-u, aud during the cares and pe: tb y.'t f commercial or professional ife In k g-: city there is forever In his heart that pict:.:o of contentment aud rest, that haven sh- j:. from the storm-tossed billows, of uncern s trade and the snares of an artiSaial ei.-l-ence. Other reasons as varlM as tho hunvo mind lie at the bottom of this dlssatKfacti u The same causes, perhaps, never led d fl" -r-ent boys to desert the rural home and flee t the city. We can state why we left the oldfartu I.' : would contribute anything to t-cieuee c: a, J in settling a long agitated question. Our last season on the farm was a.i ti.f 1- luuaie one. 1 r.e irosl rtidn t get out ! t ground till hay ing, and just as the seas -. opened, the old bay mare became a paret.'., and the spring plowing had to be done a fractious pair of mules. We had just b--come attached to these mules and felt a lnendly interest In them, when a little in i dent occurred which changed the whole cur rent of our life. We decided one day to reach the iron gtr mule in order to give bim chic and tone. It would take too long to give th particul.-.r of this occurrence, but suffice it to say t:.f during our convalescence we .eiit into to- a and secured a position there. We did i -.t plunge Into the false gaiety of town becau-; we loved it or because we shunned th? erancalmand holy hush of nature in t'...; beautiful valley where we had spent ra;: ; happy years. Tho.-u who ae. use ui of V.tt do us an injustice and cas upon e an insin uation which is 111 deserved uu.'air. The life of a farmer boy is clou led witu many nameless annoyances of which the great heart of traffic wots not. lie who h not passed through it. ouirht not to r e about i'., for he cannot dval with the trou understanding. If you have been a Ir mer's son and have swung an old s-jyihe a . the forenoon and com. at noon, hot andhu'. gry. weaiing an old pair of overa'ls, of whi 1. you are a little doubtful, aud an open-bar : -ed shirt with your sun burned soitial column sticking out of it cleir down 1.. tho wai-v band, and found on your arrival a sweet lit tie city dumpling dressed In cool musl' , thereto greet you arid look y..u ovtr, a- ! smile at your costume and appetite, you cn : say something, perhaps. If you i.a"-e bt ; 1 your aching form over a tv !ici. field . day, feeding Paris green to the vfrack.i.s potato bug, anil tin n iiiiiV. I tni: -ows, a i labored with a primary chiss of nine calve-, trying to teat h lhe:n how to drink, t i l exp. rienced the rural joy ot being buti-d ove into the cucumber patch by earl o:-e of then., and then crawled into your tn -1 with sr: peeled nose and blistered hat Is at n :eht. y 1 know a farmer boy's connii tiiii.i.i with 1 ture. It is true that machinery in "very partment of agriculture has . -i. a charm it 011 paper, but it still l.as i s d-?wbacl. and Its sorrows. God foroid that the n regies ' o us'-: around the after life of a l..i 1.. . r sr 1 be lost or eradicated, bi t there .. . 1 , cidents of our career on the ft-m that w endeavoring with great real to f-rgt-t. " v crmie up before us yet sometime, m. " i . -deatf hours of the quit' 1 zh. we scet, t ., once more kicktd through tMe. b..r;, d ...r that hoary old mule, or in our '.r a. us we - -out in the midst of haying, p'tlchn.o the f ... grant grass and rattlesnake? r. t - i. ni ' bees, and crickets up into the .'m-: :u as we did in our tmyLnod days. We like to hear the curfew t.v.l :tie hou f departing day. and we also !:&. t.i set; r lowing herd wind siov.ly nVr th- lea. b that road huncer for life !n the ln: h-rve-fields and the thrill and exo'tuient of d w ling away out time around a tiires'niug m chine is gine. Who will say that it Is because we shu.. the purity and honesty, and industry r;d $1 per day of the farmer's life? I. t I 'm wl accuses us of that, step into the office and we will give him oir r- 1 - j which lack of space at this time fs; .i J s j Pill Nyk. Be of Goon Cheer. A nan -hm a j quires a habit of giving way to tetissi..; i is on the road to ruin. When troub e come ! upn ,m, instead of rou;nn hi-. r-nerge V combat it, he weakens, an. h:s fscnitiej" Cr.w j dull, and his judgment beeom"s ohsetned. j ard ne s5nks in t,ie 5,oucn ot d.-spr. And if anybody pulls him out by msln f rce, and places him safe on solid gtotini, be stands there dejcted and discouraged, 11 .! s prett". sure to waste I he means 01 heip 1 'at hav been given him. How differ; : t i i.- withth. man who takes a cheery view of h-'e even a : its worst, and faces every iil wi.h ::"vir',iin. pluck 1 He o:ay bf sweiit away by . ov' whelming tide of misfortune, but r.e iinve struggles for the shore, snd i - er ih ly ' make the most of the Y.- 'n thai ray ! g'v- him. A cheerful, hopeful, Cfti.-v.. "it dis position is an invalunble trai rf t ' aracter and should be assiduously eu'tiv.-iej. PtiTalelnns W 1 11 e .f the Opnrl- ,-p.. New York T'hysictsn vay tnat ; sre been using Speer's Port (I:;. r.e 'A'r e jnr Wine Bitters in their pmcuce f.-r y---r, t the entire satisfaction of their n:itients and themselves, and tat-" grevt 1 i.-a-ur.. in rec ommending them to the piio1'" as Iwing all that Is claimed for tlieni, ad. in fnet. the most reliable they can find It l eM.ecia.Hy recommended forconunpiives, the aged and for females genera 1 1 v. Ftisrichbi oi.i. from the Iron in the soil from which the ires grow, tor sale by E. James. E:.nsburg. The owner rf a pair of hrlgM. ryes aid that the prettiest corupl;m-nt she ever re ceived came from a child of tour yrs. The little fellow, after looking intrntly at her eyes a moment. Inquired rslrelv, "'Are your eyes new ones ?" "Mamma, I'll be a preae' . r wh 1 I g-ow up, "said Freddy. "Ain't ct bialns f r"m,ht" grunted a cynical old tit cle. wl:" V -!en to CongTess." "Then mr'il make . i-'ress-man ot him, my daV "rrnlrd the mother. i