Louis Cook Manufacturing Co.'s
CARRIAGE WORKS,
CINCINNATI, OHIO.
The LARGEST and MOST COMPLETE in the World.
FULL CAPACITY, 1,000 PER WEEK.
"THE STANDARD VEHICLES"
AKE MADE AT THESE WOKKS, EMBKACINC
Brewster, Whitney, Cooper and Timpkin Side Bars, and Sal
idee or Monarch Triple Spring Buggies.
Greatest Varieties of Styles,
The Finest Tiro and Utree Spring Phaetons,
The llamlsomest Barouches in the Market,
Stylish Carriages,'Four ami Stjc Passengers,
Canopy Top Basket I'tuurUtn,
The Best Platform Sirring Wagons,
Rail Bed ami ami Plain SUle Wagons,
Open ami Tap Surrey Wagons.
COOK'S "STANDARD VEHICLES " are known mi the world over as the beet for
the least mosey. Do not under any circumstances buy until you have sent for our Cir
cular of Styles and Trices. Wholesale trade a specialty. Remember we make our own
Wheels, the SARVENT PATENT, and warrant every vehicle. L7-28,'02.-6m.l
$12,000 WORTH
OF THE CELEBRATED
ROCHESTER CLOTHING!
WIIICII DEFIES COMPETITION IN
QUALITY, MAKE AND PRICE,
HAS JUST BEEN RECEIVED AT T1IE
Golden Eagle Clothing House,
1301 ELEVENTH AVENUE, ALT00NA, PA.
ALSO, A LARGE AND ELEGANT STOCK OF
HATS, CAPS, and GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS.
.,, ,Jm MARCH, Proprietor.
GEIS,
FOSTER &.QUINN,
11.5 & 115 CLINTON STREET, JOHNSTOWN, PA.,
-ALWAYS lIAVi; TH1
I iTrost oncl Choaiost Stock o t
Dry rtricL Xxess G oods, j
NOTIONS, MILLINERY, CARPETS, ETC.,
to be found in Cambria or arfjiiulng counties. I39Fors;ot not the street and numbers
and foil not to rail, buy and bo lispry.
C3-eo- W Y"EAGEE,3
CASH DEALER, IN ALL, KIND OF
HEATING AND COOKING STOVES,
AND MANUFACTURER . OF
TIN AND SHEET-IRON WARE,
11 Oii JEloventli. Ave., Altoona, Tn.
- nr.Al'IAT I'lAl E IK THE CITY. Roofing;, SpoutlnK and Rt-palrlnv of
II kind promptly anil nnttafartorlly attend?! to. 10-24,' 79. tr.
CHEAP t
CHEAPER!
CHEAPEST!
GEO. HUNTLEY
HAS NOW ON HAND THE
LARGEST, BEST S MOST VARIED
STOCK OF
Hardware !
Stoves, Tinware,
Houseftirnishing Goods,
fco., trmt run ro funnd In isht on rtnMtsh
mont In I'onnvlvanln. Hip suk comprises
mm m mm mm,
of various stylos mid patterns;
Biiiltloi-s' Ilardvrare
of every (Inscription and of bcsttqanltty;
CARPENTERS' TOOLS!
ESTABLMED'FOR THIRTY-FIVE YEARS
Of all kinds and thr h-?t In the market.
llrite !"took of
Also,
TABLE AND POCKET CUTLERY,
fJlanawrar. lnrrn,wiirr. Kilter. Plated
Tt'r. Wol iinil W illow Ware. Wall ra
wr,Trnnk,n'l Tall,, Rftnlvfr,. An
vil. llnrMi. Rar Iron, Rail
Rod. llor, Mnil. arrlai nnll.. KIt
t. Mill Sao . (irlnd 'litnp. Slpel ShOT.
el Plow flonlil,. Koad Srimp.;
MOWING MfHIES, "HORSE HAY RAKES,
Homo liar Fork. Rope and Poller,
Corn nlllvHlnr,. and a fnll lino of llarr.
tatlnar Tol. Afo, a lance ancortmont of
Table, Floor ami Stair Oil Cloths,
Carrii7P Oil Clrth.
PAPFR A!r f TT, rT,(iTH Wl NDTW SM rT Nt
AsnSHAl'K FlXTT'Rr'.S: IdVKHpooi. ASHTON
SALT. the rot In the world fo 1 atrr and Tahlo
use; Ivrorro KOCK SALT, the rhoipo.f and
bwt f r frcdlnir Llv Sto.- : I, AND I'l.ASTF.K:
Wtu A-r CriTunT ri'MfN of tlie'i nnalltv
PEKTC1NS' PATENT SAFETY I. AMI'S, which
ennrt'f hi cti U.d-d : f "mi.rnK-R H'A'KiXS ad
('AHTS : the Inrv'f-t ?'.o.k of MILK CKOCKS ol
all hnrc and ..t... Bnd of fit orlor ware ovor of
fred f-r ! In Ft in-Nr ; a fi!l ltro of PAINT
HKT'SH F.S of tl ront t!ln. nnalllr- WIN.
IH)WLASS. OILS. PAINTS, TT'KPENTINE.
VAKNISHES. Jtc., together with a lariieand com
plete stock of rholco
6RUCERIES, TORVrCO A5D SEtfARS,
as welt a tnonar-tl of other rsscftil r.nd necirul
article. In f:iot, Hnythlrcr I tiavert't trot orejm't
ret at eimrt notice is rot wort'i hurl fit;, art I whxt I
do oiler for h'o mn v nlw.iy. herWied onp- firt
claw li qCAttTY, while tiiey will Inrsrialdy be
SOU) AT IJOTTOM I'ltlCKS!
Mi' Havtnv had nearly thikty tbaiw' KxrKftr
wn In the xal of utixwIj In my line, 1 am enabled
to f"t i !y my catumi'r with the very best In the
market, tjive me a liberal f hare of your patrorj
aare, then, and bo convinced that the beet lalwavs
the chcni..-t. an 1 that it never pavn to bnv an In
ferior alible irir,lv beennse the price la low, a It
la an Indl-putaMe i:t. t that such icoods are always
the deareet in the end.
GEO. HUNTLEY.
Ebensburjf, April 11. is79.
JOSEPH McDOXALT),
ATTOKNEY-ATI.IW,
EnasaBrfto, Pa.
M9 Omoo In Colonnade Kow, on Centre street
Or . QA per day at hime. Sample, worth IS
lnd,MiDe.
free.
A J lreJS SriJfsojt i Co.. port-
-7,'l3.-ly.j
HAY BROTHERS
Manufacturers,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
-or-
AND
Sheet IronWares
AND DEALERS IN
HEATING, PARLOR ail COOKING
STOVES,
SHEET METALS,
AND
HOUSE-FURNISHING GOODS GENERALLY
.Totalling- in
TIN, COPPER 4 SCEBHROX
PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO.
Km. 278, 280 8B082 Washington St.
JOHNSTOWN. PA.
Staves, Heading and Lumber,
HIGHEST PKK'K PAIB FOB ALL KI5D4 OF
8TAVKH,
A XL) LUMHKR.
Also. New and Second-handed Barrel. Bet of
reference. Addree, H. J. (tlLIESHIE, IHlqacxne
Way. between EiKhth and Ninth Slreata, Pitu
burxh, 'a. f fr-e,-6m.
a week In your own town. Term sand M ontht
free. Addreef H. HalUtt If Co., Portland, Me.
SGG
M)ME LEEU DISHES.
Wluit alnuic worms, for Jnstonce ? I
do not mean the common earthworm, of
whose agricultural efforts Mr. Darwin
descHiits in sj learned and interesting a
way. The earthworm, so tar as I am
aware, is not used a3 a staple article of
food in any part of the world, but mere
ly as a resource auiontr certain tribes of
Indians in time of famine, and is no
more to e classed a? an ordinary arti
cle of diet with them than leather or
canvas soaked in grease is with us ; al
though both these, as well as other cur
ious thiri!js,have often been had recourse
to by cast away sailors in an attempt to
uptisfy the cravings of hanger. The
anelid I refer to is a marine species, and
is looked upon as a great luxury by all
the residents of the South Sea Islands.
It lives in the coral reefs, and from the
middle of October to the end of Novem
ber it comes to the surface at sunrise in
immense numbers : and great ia the
commotion and excitement among the
people at the first appearance of the little
stranger. Its arrival is always heralded
by feasts ; and during the Balola or the
worm month, all the native wax fat and
lusty on this their favorite article of
food. The worm is curiously punctual
in its appearance, almost to a day ; and
the months in which it appears are res
pectively called the little and big Balola
months. From early dawn on the ex
pected day, scouts are placed on the hills
and rocks commanding a view of the
reefs ; and no sooner doea the expected
shoal appear than all the wooden drums
in the neighboring villages are sounded
and the entire population, big and little
old and young, sound and lame, rush to
the beach ; and while the able bodied
ones help to launch the canoes, the re
mainder set to work to dig and heat the
ovens, or to discuss the chances of a
good or bad worm season.
Fleets of canoes swarming with people
all armed with nets, at once put off, and
scoop up the worms in huge quantities;
they are then taken to shore and handed
over to the cooks, who, after adding a
certain amount of cocoa-nut milk, pre
pared for the purpose, tie them up in
banana leaves, previously passed over
the fire to toughen them, and then bake
them some time in an oven, when they
are ready for consumption, and are of
ten sent around to present to friends, as
game is with us.
Dr. StradMng mentions white ants,
but does not apiear to have tasted them;
allow me to tell him that they "are
dear little things,', when properly fried
in their own fat ; plump, sweet and sat
isfying ; but curiously unlike ants in ap
pearance. They are generally much es
teemed as food by natives of most of the
countries in which they are found.
Porpoise and whale are also edible. I
liave tried both and have found porpoise
liver excellent, and not to bo distingu
ished from that of pig. Of the flesh,
however, I can hardly tsjieak so highly,
as it requires both good cooking and a
long abstinence from flesh meat to make
it at all palatable. Our ancestors, how
ever, were of a different opinion, as in
olden time it was highly esteemed, and
we generally find the "perpHss" figur
ing as a distinguished dish in most of
the great banquets of the middle ages.
But if the flesh of the porpoise is coarse
and indifferent, that of his big cousin is
still more so ; and the only time I tast
ed whale I found the meat exceedingly
coarse and lough, as well as permeated
with a n?.?cns taste and smell of train
oil. The tongue, however, i3 paid to be
much better, but it never has como un
der my observation. Whale's milk is by
no menus to be despised.
Shark, the lull grown fish is detesta
ble tontrh, and a terribly rank smell.
It is seldom eaten by white men except
under pressure of extreme necessity ;
but the n.Vu've of the South Seas view it
it in a different light; and look upon the
monster at a special luxury. Moreover
a new Zealand Maori knows no greater
treat than a shark that has been kept
until high enough to be unapproachable
by any one but a native. But with a
young shark of the brown variety the
case is different, and I well remember,
during a five months' residence at Opa
ra, having a good meal of fried! cutlets,
cut from young sharks, about four feet
long ; and at last we came to look upon
it as the best fish there. In taste and
appearance it reminded one more of
sturgeon than anything else. It like
wise resembles the latter fish in having
gristle instead of bones ; and was su
perior, both in flavor and firmness, to
the British dog fish, which I afterwards
tried. Chambers'' Journal.
Suoar. "Which is the cheaper
brown sugar or white ?" I asked the
chemist.
"Why, white, sir. Brown sugar is
simply pure sugar with dirt and water
in it. The cheapest sugar to buy is the
granulated sugar. It is simply 99 per
cent, pure sugar, while brown sugar is
only 70 per cent., 20 per cent water, and
10 per cent, dirt and salts. White re
fined soft sugar is 93 per cent, pure su
gar. Some old womeu brought up on
brown sugar, will stick to it, and call it
sweeter than white sugar, but they sim
ply dupe themselves. If you want brown
sugar, yem can take a pound of white
sugar, pour in some water, a handful of
sewer dnst, lime or salt, and you will
have two pounds of it.
"How many kinds of crude sugar are
there V"
"Three cane sugar, fruit Bugar and
milk sugar. Cane sugar is found on
sugar cane. Indian corn stalks, sorgum,
beets, melons, sweet potatoes, cocoanuts
chestnuts, palm trees and sugar maple,
Cane sugar is three times as sweet as
milk or fruit sugar. Syrup contains a
good deal of fruit sugar, generated by
fermentation, etc. Therefore syrup is
not so sweet as pure sugar dissolved In
water. Beet sugar smells badly and
sorghum has .too mnch acidity. They
both contain salt, to remove which ia
very expensive. They are things of the
past when sugar cane can be bad and in
sufficient quanties. In Europe brown
sugar is not used. White is considered
cheaper senA better.
Intvisitslr Ink. Father John Gerard
of the Society of Jesus, who was confin
ed at the end of Queen Elizabeth's reign,
was in the habit of writing letters to
his friends in orange or lemon juice.
Lemou juice has this property, that
what is written in it can be read in wa
ter quite as well as by fire, and when
the paper is dried the writing disappears
until steeped afresh, or again held to the
Cre. But anything written with orange
juice is at once washed out by water
and cannot be read at all in that way ;
ftnd if held to the Cre, though the char
acters are thus made to appear theywill
not disappear ; so that a letter of this
sort, onco read, can never be delivered
to any one as though it had not been
r"ad. By means of this orange juice
correspondence, and the aid of zealous
friends outside he effected his escape
from t lie Tower.
A QrrKn Cass. The Elmira Gazette
I pays that a prominent citizen of Genesee
has bee:i prolonging his own life at the
expense of the canine creation. Some
two or three years ago the gentlemen in
question, who was pronounced by physi
cians tobe in the last stages of consump
tion, began the habit of taking his pet
dog to bed with him. The dog soon ex
hibited unmistakable signs of lung diili
culty, coughed almost constantly, and
died. The gentleman procured another
dog, and slept with it for a time wheu
this animal also fell a victim to the dis
ease. Another dog was procured, with
winch lie now sleeps, and the third ani
mal will probably die the same way as
the others did, and the man is improv
ing and is better than before in years.
VyWOMAH CANf HEALTH Cv WWAK
SYMPATHIZE WITHV
JTV VSn
LYPf A E. PINKHArVI'S
VS3ETABL5 COI-IPOTJirp.
A Sore Care tor mil FEMALE WB1K
NEH8EH, Including Lrecorrfccna, Ir
reealstr and FaJnfal Irlenetrnsuloa.
Iofliunrastion and TTcemtloB of
the Wttnh, Flooding, PRO.
IJIPSUS UTERI, A-C
nrtlranant to the twite, effl-acl' is and Immedle)
In Its effect. It fa a cmt help In pvegxmacj, and f
Beret pain dnring labor and a rrcrolnr perloda.
rirrsicuM vtsM it axd rnxx rifi it rono.
tVFoa aixWBat-aaaa of thegenrratrre orBjaoa
of eltiiar aex. It la aeeond to no remedy that nae eve
been before the pobllei and for all dleoaaea at MM)
KroirT tt la the Qraatt Btmurty t tht WorUL
ryKIDNKT COTPTATNTS of Either Box
Find Great Rrllt-f In Ita Tee.
t,TTIA E. rTJTKHAM'S BLOOD rTBiriCK
till mdit0 enTT Teuton of Hamora from tbo
Blood, at the aame time will trle tono and Rtmntfth to
tbesriitcm. AamarrelkMnin results aetbeOorapouadk
IF" Both the Compound and Blood Partner are pre
pared a tn and tSS Weetera ATnnoe, Irnn, Maea.
IM of either, 11. Btx botflre for The Compound
fa pent by mail In the form of pills, or of loaenffee, on
receipt of price, fl per boa for altheak Mrs. Ptokhao
freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Enclose 1 oenl
stamp. Send for pamphlet. Mention tUm Patxr.
rrT.TT m. Pmrufi I.ma Vnim onre Cotiatj
tfcjKb BUloasneoe and Torpidity of the Lrrrr. S5 ceuiah
sTSld 7 all Trorrba.-fc CO
At James' Dm Store, Ebonab'x. S-1'i.-ly.
PARSER'S
HAIR BAXSAM.
This elegant (basing
b preferred by those
who bare used M, to any
similar article, oa ao
count of Its superior
cleanliness and purity.
It contains, materials
only that are beneficial
to the scalp and hair
and al wart
RctforM tin Youthful Color to Crey or Faded Hair
Parker's Hair Balsam Is finely perfumed and it
warranted to prevent falling of the kair and to ro
saore dandruff aud itching. Hiscox & Co- K.Y.
SOo. aed $1 I la, t 4ln la draft a&4 ewdlclnet.
PARKER'S
GINGER TOHIC
A Sttptriativi HMltk lad Strength Rtatoref.
If you are a mechanic or farmer, wore cut with
overwork, or a mother run down by family rrmrW
bold dunes try Pakku's Gikgsk Toktc.
' If you are a lawyer, minister or business man ex
hausted bymcntal strain or anxious cares, do not take
Ictoxiciun g stimulants, but use Parker's Ginger Tome
If rots have Consumption, Dyspepsia, Kheuma.
Ism, Kidney Complaints, or anycieorder of the lungs,
stomach, bowels, blood or nerves, Parker's Gikckb
Tonic will cure you. It is the Greatest EioodPunfier
Aod the Bust and Surest Cough Cora Ever ttted.
If you are wasting away foam age, dxs-pation or
any disease or weakness and rc-uit e a mirauiant mke
Gimorr Tonic at onee : it v-:ll imncorate and build
you up from the f.rst dose but tviil never hitumcate.
IX has saved hundreds of lives; it may save yours.
CAlTItHI I lUfaM all rebitrtnvt. Pwker'a Oir-rT Tir- b
ec?pol of the bMtrrcdfcu v rA- 'n thewcrM, nd teantlrulv
rt:tr.r.t fr?ro pr-jTtloot cl i'lnroa'o-,, P-nJ for zimztula
biMvi A Co., X. V. SOc (1 uzm, nldrjbrala drr-.
GREAT SAVING tl.Yl.V3 DOLAAJl 6IZE.
Ifsrich and Ia53n? fr "".France fcuas made this
delightful perfume exceedingly popular. Thero
Is aothlna; like It. Insist upon havug Flo&ks
tow Colo&nb and look for signature of
if bettJs, Abv Any t dialit ia pafftaMrv
CU tapply ynx. S nnd 76 vnt
larok RAviyo r.uTiNo ts. sry.it
a
"-iiiif
mi)
OatarrH Elys' Cream Bali
Efl'octuaUy fXRAirs
the naal paantres of
1'atarrhal virus, caup
injr hkai.trx skcrb
tiows, allays fntlam
matlon, priitocts the
membrane from addi
tional colils. complete
ly henlp the pores and
roiree the sense ef
taxte nnd ?mell. Bcn
encial results are r
!iTcd by fbw appll
cstlonB. A thorouifh
troatmenttciflrtire f 'o
'arrft. Tiny Fmrr A-c.
I'nconaled for colds In
the head. Airree&Me
rise. Applv hy the
tie flnirer Into the
On receipt of f03. will mall a package.
HAY-FEVER-
notrlls. On receipt of f03. wll
AaT- Sold by Kbcnsbnrar drnirirtpts.
HA S CKKAM BAI,M CO.,
March 17, 18i.-.e.w.ly. Owogo, N. Y
T. MASON KICITARDS.
Surgeon
Dentist
lHenssliiTpr9 Pa.
DtTNTAT WORK, either operative or mechan
ical, tilllns: teeth, and all other work pertain
ing to my profession, will bo execnted at moderate
rates and In a satisfactory manner. Your patron
asre Is respectfully solicited.
4aT- Kootns on High street, nearly opposite the
Blair House. -,' 82,-tf. J
WILLIAM A. GITTINGS,
-DEALER IX
PIANOS and ORGANS!
OF THE VERY BEST MAKES.
High Street, - - Ebensburg, Pa.
Kopalrlnir and tunlnir of Instruments promptly
and satisfactorily attended to, and Instructions In
vocal and Instrumental innsic trH'en at reasonable
rates. Pianos and Oritans sold to reliable parties
on monthly or other payments when detred. Call
and see. ll-30,,83.-tr.
Etastai Fire Insurance Agency.
T. AV. DICK,
General Insurance Agent.
EBEKSBUIIG, PA.
Policies written nt short notice In the
OLD RELIABLE "ETNA"
And other Flrat ( ompnnles.
Ebensbnrp;,rSept. 22, 1881.-ly
TTEXTION, EVERYBODY!
.1. G. LI.OYD,
WhoUate end Retail Dralrr
COAL, COKE AND LIME.
r.nrsm Ro, pa.
f-IA?:n A SFKCIALTY. fl-13.-tf.1
SSO SAVED! 820
ani SlVrn byjprirchastnir
ni,Vf S SK'MMl MUHl.Nt.,
fr tn the un'b'rsfuned. whoeofflce
13 at IO'Vi i;i'-.--nth Avenue, te-
tween lMh and 17h S'refs, Ar.-
TonsA.P.i,, i) l who offers the ed
itor of ttlO ' MHUIA Kli ::VlA! ft
reference, Swsr M.hiros r?-j-:iired
In w rkm:inllko u inaor
ana at lowest r rices. T n -iit
Altoon:!, April 16, 1SS1. IV
R. M. J. BUCK,
Physician and Sttroeok,
Ai.toosa, Pa.
Office and residence on Fonrtecnth street, near
Eleventh avenne, where Tjlarht calls can be maio.
Office hours from S to 10. a. m., and from 2 to 4
and fl to 8, p. m. Special attention paid to Ols
easos of the Eye and Ear. as well as to Suriflcal
Operations of every description. l4-10,5O.-tf.l
K. HUCKLEV.
ATTOBS ET-AT T.A W,
ALTLKiNA, PA.
Office over the First National Bank. En
trance in 11th avenne, econd door from l'iih street,
Altoona,, April aa, isl.-tf.
ScjaweeK. fiia day at himeenslly-mado. Costly
1 lntfit free.AddrBss True? Co., Auifustv Me.
a vcar to Aitonts. and expenses. fl Oat fit
free. Address F.Siciun (f Co., Aus;uta,Me.
S009
MS
eware
O F
Fraud
BENSON'S
CAPCINE
PLASTERS
HAVE BEEN IMITATED,
And their excellent reputation in
irod by worthless imitations. The
Public are cautioned against buy
ing Plasters Laving similar sound
ing names. Bee that the word
C A P-C I N E is correctly spelled.
Benson's Capcine
Porous Plasters
Are the only improvement ever
made In Plasters.
One is worth more than a dozen
of any other kind.
Will positively cure where otho
remedies will not even relieve.
Prioe 25 cents.
Beware of cheap Plasters made
with lead poisons.
8EABURY A JOHNSON,
Manufacturing Chemists, New York,
AHPHfi R RMFIVtTa t"Tla T7,riee"5cti
HEAD'S Medicated COBN and BUNION PIASTER.
K 1
BfOSTETTCRV
Hp CaEBfiATEO
Hostctter's Stimach Bitters eitlrjiatos dyspep
sia with BTeater eortalnty and promptitude than
any known remedy, and Is a most genial invlg;or
ator, appetizer and aid to secretion. These are
Dot empty assertions, as thousands of our coun
trymen and womn who have eiperlenced Its ef
fects are aware. The Bitters also gives healthy
stimulus to the urinary orirans.
For sale by ail Irutilsts and Dealers (renerally,
f Rf ta 'I 1 I I ft
vfx-xi r im: .vet
saggar
HOW LOST; HOW RESTORED!
Jnt pnbllshed. a new edition of Tr. FnlTer.
tfell's) VItritert Essay on the radical cure
of Spkrnatokroja or Seminal Weakness, Involun
tary Seminal Losses. Impotbsct, Mental and Phy
sical Incapacity, Impediments to Marrlaire, ie. ;
also, OnnsirMFTton. Epilkpoy and Fits, Induced
by self-indnlirence or sexnal extravagance, etc.
The celebrated author. In this admirable Essay,
clearly demonstrates, from a thirty years, aticcees
fulprnctlee, that the alarmin eonseqoonees of self
abusomay be radically cored; polntlmr ont a modo
of core at once simple, certain and effectual, by
which every sufferer, no matter what his condition
may be, may cure himself cheaply, privately and
radirnlly.
-Th1s Iectore should be In the hands of ovory
youth and every man In the land.
Sent under seal, fn a plain envelope, to any ad
dress, pont-paid. on reoelpt of six cents or two posts
atje stamps. Address
THB (TLVEHWrJLL MEDICAL CO.,
41 Ann St., New York, IS. T.
Post OfOoe Box 4SO. f T-14,'OT.-3m.
Ileixltli is Wealth!
DR. E. C. WlST'S Nbwvtwb a wd Pbaik Tbsat-must-a
spoclfie for Hysteria, Dlzrlnesa. t'on
vulslons Nervous Headache. Mental Depression,
Lioss of Memory, Spermatorrhorat, Impotency, In
voluntary Emissions, Premature Old A-e. caused
by over-exertion, solf-abuso, or ovcr-lndulirenee,
which leads to misery, decay and death. One box
will core recent eases. Each box contains 1 month's
treatment, tine dollar per box, or six boxes for five
dollars; sent by mall prepaid onreecl pt of price.
WeiKuarnntce six bottles to cure any case. With
each order received by us for six boxes, accompa
nied by five dollars, we will send the purchaser
our written guarantee to return the money if the
treatment does not elfcct a cure. Onnrantees Is
sued only when treatment is ordered direct from
us. Addres J( HN V. WEST t'U., Sole Propra
etors, 181 h. 13 W. Madison St., Chicago, 111. Sold
by s 11 dmirsrlsb". Smith, Kinti at Co., Wholesale
Ajrents, Philadelphia. &-6,'81,-ly.J
Swedish Insect Towder Kills
Potato ugs
Ami all Troublesome Vermin.
It will thornnirhly exterminate Koachos, Ants.
Bed Bugs, Fleas, Lice. Moths, Tobacco and Cot
ton Worms, fcc. It Is safe, sore, cleanly and oheap.
It will not poison animals or fowls. Sample pack
age by mail 30 cents, post-paid. Stamps taken,
Circulars free. Aentt Wanted. Address JAS.
M. JOIIX.vrO, 19 (sinaliLaelrt (street,
Pittsbarzh, Ib-2a.-3ia.1.
"TrE will pay tho abr ve reward for any case oj
, ii stiver or:iatnt. ityspopsia, sick h s-iwno,
I ImiiKctitin. tv.istl;intion "or ""ftlvenes we cinnot
core with West s Vesretaiilo Liver PUIS, "when the
uirwi nina re ."trictiy coir j. nod witn. l ney are
Surely vezct.-iblo.and never fall tofrlve satisfaction.
uitar Coate 1. lanfe Bxes. contalnliiK 30 Pills,
5 cts. I'or !.ile by ail Dnnralsts. Beware of eoun
terfeltfrs end Imititors. The iccnulne raannfac
tured only by JOHN O. WEST in CO.. "The Pill
Makers," 181 St ltl W. Madlfon St. Onir-varo. Free
trial packnire Bent by mall prepaid on receipt ol a
3;eent stamp. S-5,'81.-ly J
: Ti hsalssT
. m "...v . .- , . ria Tie eras or
coN'st:j:PTiON
Fritting of Blood. Brnn
cliitls. Conpha, CiMs,
Csrarrh of best, and all
Pisfv-ee of the Pulmonary
Or trans.
lTr.-e. f0 cer.ta and t l.OCl
Ask yenr I'nurcist for U.
Oi i;i ;.r.K A . Pittauarkb.
March 30, 18S2.-m.
Practical Ufe..-.TZ.'S
pp. Clear trne. ae Mndtajr and lllaatvmilsu.
AG! NTS WANTED. 7J t aer Mnth.
l-os Tennt, adUrc J. C MctLRDY tt Cu., Phiidtlki, ra
.
Farmers' Banes and Their Remedies.
The farm oucht to be the farmf-r's
bunk, to be trusted with his spare dol
lars not neeileil by himself and family,
safe from defaulting savings banks,
trustees and clerks, and the disasters of
stock speculation. Better invested in
the farm in these days of low interests,
when saving bank3 and towns pay only
about four per cent, interest, and U. S.
four per cent, bonis not even so much,
after paying in the neighborhood of 20
per cent, premium, which they now
command in the markets ; and yet the
farmers in a body, will sll hay for $18
to ?20 per ton, orten for J12 to $14 to bo
sent in bales to the cities, while it ought
to be consumed on the farm, thereby
selling off a little piece of his ancestral
farm until it is all gone, so far as its
value and fertility is concerned, and
helping to fill the pockets of the mid
dlemen who thrives by the foolishness of
others. Thus such farmer, during their
lifetime, may rake a few thousand dol
lars from the farm if they have been
lucky, place it in other investments out
side, which they mav look upon wit h
satisfaction towards their sunset of life,
and exclaim, see, all this I have made
from selling hay off the farm, and the
farm left ; bnt, alas ! what a farm com
pared with the ancestral farm of fifty
years ago; with four oxen and six or sev
en cows, and the proportionate number
of young cattle that once graced the
stalls of the average farmer of that
day. By a strange metamorphosis the
oxen have have become old team horses,
so poor that their hips almhst protrude
through the skin, laboring, both they
and their masters, at starvation prices,
drawing cord wood and saw logs for the
lumber speculator, who ride by in thoir
top buggies with Eplendid outfit.
Now we are talking about these hay
selling farmers, let us go Into the corn
chambers that their fathers built over
the great beams of the barn, which were
annually spread deep with corn from
one end to the other there is nothing
here now but old farm trumpery ; here
a rat would starve ; even the old corn
smell has long since passed away It
haunts him like a ghost he has to meet
it once a year at least I mean a great
Btore bill for Western corn and meal.
This comes of hay selling. The bay
sold brings no mauure ; no manure, no
corn ; the corn must be bought to feed
the teams and other farm stock out of
the sales of the hay. When that is done
what is left ? "Of two evils, choose
the least." If I must do either let rce
buy hay rather than sell.
Another bane to the farmer is to feed
the mowing Gelds with cattle in the fall
before coming to the barn ; nothing will
nm.down the hay land so much as this
pernacioua practice more rapidly than
selling ha The aftermuth, if suffered
to remain in the grass roots and rot, is
both a mulch and a manure ; it prevents
the sun of summer and the frosts of
winter from injuring the grass roots.
We have been told this by the editor of
the Farmer for many a year, yet we suf
fered it to "pass by us in the idle wind
we respect not." I. for one, have put
it in practice for three years past, and
the hay crop has nearly doubled. But
what is to feed the cattle from the dried
up pastures for about six weeks before
coming to the barn at the ordinary
time V The remedy is fodder corn, that
erows mainly from the air, if we Judge
from appearance, as it grows where
nothing else will, without the trouble of
curing it for witter storage, without the
aid of silos, to thf enlarging of the ma
nure pile. Cor. Ncm England Fanner.
The Ice Pitcher More Fatal
TnAN Alcohol. Many who regard
the us? of wines and liquors as injudic
ious or wicked resort to a still more dan
gerous indulgence and fill the stomach
with iced water or other cold beverages
containing no stimulant. If rum has
slain its thousands, ice has slain its ten
thousands. The ice-pitcher does not
breed quarrels in households, nor lead
to murder and other crimes by madden
ing the brain : but it paralyzes the func
tions ot the stomach, and annually kills
more people in the United States than
can be counted as the victims of alcohol
and the habit of drinking from it grows
upon the thirsty lip like the use of li
quor. In hot weather we see the slaves
of the ice water placing it to the mouth
every few minutes throughout the day.
It is the cause of the larger part of the
disease that afflicts the better classes of
the American people.
There is too much diinking in this
country at all times and in all seasons ;
but especially in our dry climate under
the temptation of a parched mouth and
oppressive heat, the consumption of
fluids is absolutely astonishing ; and
drinking, especially ofice water or oth
er equally cold liquid, does not in any
manner quench the fever thirst. Such
drinking only aggravates the difficulty
and ministers directly to a loDg train of
diseases and difficult to cure.
A bit of dry cracker in the mouth
will do more to moisten it than a quart
of ice water, but even this is unneces
sary if tho sufferer will have a little pa
tience. Drinking is almost wholly a
matter of habit, and a little resolution
will soon enabla any one in tolerable
health to pass the hottest day from his
breakfast to his lunch, or his dinner,
without imbibing fluid of any kind. We
have practised this method for years,
and are thus enabled to keep tolerably
cool at long hours of work in our ordi
nary attire, while many around us, di
vested of all dispensable garments, are
deluging their stomachs every few min
utes from the faucet of the cooler and
perspiring from every pore, are pouring
"out their strength like water." If the
habit of drinking is too strong to be bro
ken, let the victim indulge in warm in
stead of iced fluids, and take but little
at a time, and lengthening the intervals
as much as possible. But it is practica
ble to do without this constant guzzling
and the'effect of such abstinence on the
general health can hardly be overestim
ated. No York Journal of Commerce.
How False Teeth are Made. In
a Wilmington factory false teeth are
made by the million, and the process is
thus described. "In the rrocess of man
ufacture the silex and feld-spar in their
crude state are submitted to a red heat,
and then suddenly thrown into cold wa
ter, the effect being to make them more
easily pulverized. Ilaving been ground
very fine in water, and the water evap
orated, the two materials are dried and
sifted, the kaolin is washed andfreed
from impurities. These materials with
feldspar, sponge, platina, and flux in
proper proportion for the enamel, are
mixed with water, and worked in a mass
resembling putty. This done, the un
baked porcelain masses are ready for the
moulding joom. The models are in two
pieces, and are made of brass, one half
of the teeth or section being on either
side. The coloring materials are Erst
placed in the exact position and quan
tity required, and the body of the tooth
and the gum is inserted in lumps cor
responding to the size of the teeth. The
moulds are then closed and they are
taken out and sent to the trimmer's room
The trimmer remove imperfections,
and send them in trays of lire clay to the
furnace, where, having remained for al
most twenty minutes, they are comr lete.
Insects, To keep insects out of
birds' cages, tie up a little sulphur in
a silk bag and suspend it In the cage.
For mocking birds this is essential to
their health, and the sulphur will keep
all the red ants and Insects from the ca
ges of all birds. Red ants will never be
found in a closet or drawer if a small
bag of sulphur be kept constantly In
such places.
Oildom is Pennsylvania's holy land.
IT WILL PAY YOU TO UCV r
Hasson's New CHEAP STORE
IF TOl WAST AM' F 1 II r.
Honest Goods at Honest Pr:-
EMBRACEIt IX THE FOLEOWIXG LIST:
ALUM,
ALLSPICE,
AXLE GREASE,
BAKING l'OWDER,
SODA,
BEANS,
BLACKING,
BRUSHES,
BLUEING,
BORAX,
BRAID,
BR'KFAST BACON,
BROOMS.
BUTTONS,
CALICOES,
CAMRIIOR,
CASTOR OIL,
CARBON OIL,
CARPET TACKS,
CANNED APPLES,
CORN,
TEACHES,
PEARS,
" TOMATOES,
CHEESE,
CHEVIOTS,
CHOCOLATE,
CIGARS,
CINNAMON,
CLOVES,
CLOTHES FINS,
COFFEES,
CORN STARCn,
CORSET JEANS,
COMBS,
CRACKERS,
CREAM TARTER,
CURRANTS,
DRIED APPLES,
CORN,
PEACHES,
DRES LININGS.
EXTRACTS and
ESSENCES,
FIGS,
FISH,
" HOOKS,
" LINES,
FLOUR,
FRUITS,
GINGER,
GINGHAMS,
GUN CAPS,
" POWDER,
HAIR PINS,
HAMS,
HANDKERCHIEFS,
HOMINY,
HOOKS and EYES,
HOSE,
INDIGO.
INK,
JELLIES (all kind),
LAMP CHIMNEYS,
" WICKS,
" BURNERS,
LAUDANUM,
LEAD PENCILS,
LEMONS,
LINEN CRASn,
MACARONI,
MATCHES,
MOLASSES,
MUSLINS,
MUSTARD,
NAILS,
net:iu
NUT
OILS ORAM; I v
FENs.
PKMIoi.t,",
PEPPL!: '
PINS
PIPES
Pi:U."l
RAlMNs
RICE. '
SALT.
SARiiixr:
SCIsm )
SCRUB BRUSHES
SEWG MAL'li if'-
SHOE LACXIU
SHOT. '
SILK TWJvt
" THl'.KAri
SOAPS.
SIT( ES.
STARCH
STOCKING
STOVE 1'uLlv.n
SUGARS.
supi:ndfps
SWEET OH.'"
TEAS.
THREAD
Tl'P.s '
WASH I'.t A1!Jk
WASHING
Woodkx RtYvf
YEAST l-im-iiva"
AND MANY OTHER ARTICLES TOO NUMEROUS TO i'LMjf
NO OLD GOODS OF ANY KIND!
ALL FRESH !ALL FINE! ALL CHOICE!--ALL KLU
k Liberal Share of Public ratrtnaee 13 Re? pectfully SolidtHi.
cLzIb BwSa .taga JLf
FAB1I
AND
WEBSTER
DKALKUS IN ALL KINDS OF
& mmi am
FERTILIZERS.
FARM ant LUMBER MBS
SPRING WAGONS,
CARRIAGES, TOP I NO TOP BUGGIES
WALTER A. WOOD'S
MOWERS AND REAPERS
HORSE HAY EAKES,
Including the following varieties : TIGER, JIKIXLLl
MOLLIS GSMVRTH and VICTOR:
HAY FORKS, LAWRENCE & CHAPIN'S DIAMOND IRON Rj
-Ainl JSpr-int Tooth IlnrroAvs;
HAGERST0WN IMPROVED AND TRIUMPH GRAIN RZ
Or any olhrr machinery farmers may need, from a Steam Thrt-hrr
a Shovel Flou; fill from Jirsi class manufactorUs ami
warranted to be exactly as represented.
EBtxsBrno, mat ia, isa...tr. " D-xY I?.
yyHEN Y'OU WANT
PURE FRESH DRUGS OR PATENT MEDICI.M
YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY INVITED TO CALI. AT
JAMES' NEW DRUG STORE, EBENSBURG, Pi
PURE FRESn GOODS I NO MISREPRESENTATION I I hvTTvM n.:.i
LINSEED and MACHINE OILS, PAINTS, VARNIII. I'UTTT.
TURPENTINE, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, (Dry and In Oil) HRUsI-EU:
dZso, a very full and complete stock .f
BLANK BOOKS and STATIONERY'.
TOCKET BOOKS, PURSES, COMBS, BRUSHES, ALBUMS, rEUFDi:
TOILET SETS, ETC.. ETC.
TURK GROUND SriCES AND FLAVORING EXTRACTS.
PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY COMPOUND
YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED.
O. T. ROBERTS,
DEALER IN
CLOCKS, MICHES, JEWELRY, BOORS, SW!i
BOOTS, SHOES, HATS, CAPS, GROCERIES,
Notions, Meiicines, Wall Paper, Ciiars, Totecco, Fauci Gs&
VARIETY STORE, EBENSBURG, PA.
ifELTABLE GOODS. HONEST PRICES. FAIR PFM?
R. L. Johnston, M. J. Buoli,
F. A. Shoemaker, A. V. Iiwote.
JOHISTSTOIS,
SHOEMAKER & BUCK,
Ebensburg, IPa.
0
Money Received on Deposit
Pi TABLE OX DEHAHD.
INTEREST ALLOWED OX TIME DEPOSITS.
COLLECTIONS MADE
T alt. AcuRMiBLB roijrru.
DRAFTS on the Principal Cities
Itonittit snl Sold, an si n
GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS
TRANSACTED.
AccountH Solicited.
A. W. BUCK. Cashier.
Eben.bnrg;, March !, lSSO.-tf.
WL H. SEt'HLEK,
Joknttmrn, fa.
M. D. K1TTELL,
Ebmtitm-a. J'n
SECIILER & KITTELL,
ATTOHN E YS-AT-LA V,
F KICKS in I.uthrr lrn"e la,rs:e hrlek bo1M
lna, forner Main and Clinton sts., Jabn.tnwo
nd In Colonnde Kow, Ktwnsbarg. (Tn.'Sl.J
TtV. DICK, Attorn ey-at-La-tt,
BherjehorK, Pn. Office In tmlldlnc tf T.
J. Lloyd. d-M, nrt floor.) Centre street. All
jtantr of legl basinets ttentl t sut
nlj ad oeUeoiuni specialty. flO-lt.-tl. )
IKCOKPORAIEOl I -s'
STRICTLY 0.llTI!lfil
PROTECTION MiiTtU
rinFiiminiiKr.FifJl
I lilt I II W W Hit II t s w -
OF EBENSBURC. Pj;,
rin.i Vts fS . Sill
itsmtmi ktH M
Only Six Assessments in 24 1;.
Good FARM FROfE
ESPECIALLY bT.:
NO STEAM RISKS TAR
GEO. M. KEAFE. Fri-"
T. W. DICK, Secretary.
Ebensburn. Jrn. SI, l-' -U- ,
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COOKING & HEATING11
110S Eleventh Jitiim -
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KOOl INO AM'
BKPAIBS FOB MOTI tXTA
Altoona. lct. 10.