Jg" CAMBRIA FREEMAN -A-clver'tininpr ltt. Is Psbllskad WsssUy 5ESSBURO, Cambria Co., Fa., BY H. A. MoPIKli. jranteed Circulation - 1,11 tCBSCRIPTIOS HATE. ... . .-ance TDe large and reliable clrnli: e ef th aA Fas-snaw cnmmruGt It to i t sideratloa of adrenteere. wbo-i !m: wiw serted at the folio wins; low raise 1 Inch, t time. I " 3 month. 1 month. ' ' i iyar . " Smooth 1 year ". " months......:::;:::; I " 1 year j eol'n 8 months...... 4 " e months U " 1 TW . I " 8 months 1 1 yar Administrator's and tiecu tor's ftt s l t .pr. '"r ":. ..rbf03mos. 1.75 . r - . If not p . ir.thlu TPr.. S.S . th s-r n ntr ;..7ere'"''' becked to c-ostafe. ... ,hnfn (urmi he de- Ao.H'or Jsntioes, , Stray ami similar Vntlo.-... ayZZV.ZJ..m who do't consult tbeir Business Items, first lnser'ton inc. - - I subsequent tnMrtloo 8c. per tne. I Retolvfitm or yrrorr:' nn f n. or society, and ccmrnvr irvtwnj in -o, : i tin re mny matt st of Imrrtf trr t-. r . ., awl be paid Jot u(?4rf'1tM,if Job Friktiso of a'.l kind uat) . - -onsly executed al loweu prices. ' It. H. A. McPIKE, Editor and Publisher. 'HB IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRUTH MAKES FBEB, ARD ALL ABB SLATES BESIDE." r'i r paying in dTnoe must not " "tj tie placed on toe ism) footing as those 81. SO and postage per year. In advance. " jt this I aofc Df aiiuovii uuucriiuuu . time rorwr-j i . Ilo.lfor rour paper before yonstop It. If I UHT TTAf T? VAT EBENSBURG, PA.. FRIDAY, JULY 28, 18S2. . iVou must. Nonsbut scalawags so otfi- I V yj j J Jll V T -L. 1,'tt. Don't be atoaiawa life's too short. NUMBER 26. "'I1 I 1 I 1 f 5 , I I II 1 I 1 0 oi-txtz $20. PHILADELPHIA SLGER MACHETE j(al so oiw Wwr in SA JUarkrt. . it reirenn the popular strie Tor ..,:, wh"h the un1r-Mirn.i olern for sals . -a l-rful l" I'rice ot Jf. This raachlae p- e-t "atlfattlon whsrever us l. and '.-i-.ul forth trrrtxof thrre years. Kemem ;i: f i-s hr M the time ami that you not eery oui'or'.unlty to examine the ma 3t it la operritlon, but you know where -, t your money bv?k If the machine i , ftvjrlv a roireente.. Yoa will there- I .ijit T'virnwn Interests by buylnif the Pbll- t .uac uiuv uu DuririK ir'trn no one W. J. BUCK. .(a 'J Buck's Mills. Allegheny Twp. L. John.ton, M. Ji Duck, r . A. 5hoemftkr, A. W. liuck- JOHIsTSTOlSr. 20EMAKER tS: BUCK, 11AMCERN, Ebensburg, Pa. o :ney Received on Deposit PATABI.E OS DEMAND. :?T ALLOWED ON TIME DEPOSITS. COLLECTIONS MADE it ii". ictissiBLa rotnTS. AFTS on the JTrincipal Cilie a Bontjbt sod Sold, and a XERAL BANKING BUSINESS TKANSACTKL). L.rcoinits fSolicited. A. W. BUCK, Cashier. :iljrj, March 19. HSO.-tf. t X O B UT ? i vl? II S, Inl lIsRstactarers and Dealers In OME AND CITY MADE URNITURE ! ill It) n I list pa asii.a 1 una LGES BEDSTEADS, TABLES, CHAIRS. attreses. &c.. . ELEVENTH AVENUE, EWweeu 16th and 17th Sts., LTOONA, 1 . e"('"7ln nf f'nmhrl. .t.intv ami a ' 1 V. ." iirrna..e n.ineft I L K.i lint, ic. e.t - .id rcpj'cv-inuiv invitea to irive nv. a ' re buy mat riiehee. as we are confident "r .n meet evry want and please every Tr-i- te rerv lnw(t. '".. ATll IS, ISSu.-tr. INCORPORATED 1 W 10.17. 3ICTLY OX MGTHL PL.IX. PROTECTION MUTUAL 1 OF EBENSBURC, PA. I Six Assessments in 24 Yiars. 3d FARM PROPERTIES SPECIALLY DESIRED. STEAM RISKS TAKEN. GEO. M. READE. President. f DICK, Secretary. '. Ja. 81, 18?l.-ly. inIus' block, EBENSBURC, PA., CARL RIYINIUS, 'tsl TTT.i-1 1 s T. i wiwm ana jeweier, til cn fcaai a larae, varied and ele-.- "' "nt of WATCHES. CLOCKS. .J v 'rBI'TfI.t.S, KYK-OLASSKS. ,"', "1tr fr sale at lower prices than ".' Vi 'T m th eonnty. Persons nes ling " elsewhere. :w 1. "ftion paid to repairlns; Clocks, : ."w"iT'lr- and satlsiaetlon gaaran "ork and price. FLIAM A. GITTINGS. W03 and ORGANS ! , fI'iE VLKY BEST MAKES. '''"'It - - Ebenttbttrg, J. '?' ,lln,n nf lntmnjents pf imptly ' . , T mnnled to. and instructions In ! f "mental tousie given at reasonable ".T . J ' 'Tans sold to reliable parties t J. dttier taymeuu when desired. Call l-J,'8i.-tf.J 8! R3 :v'"i Fire tarance Apcy. Insurance Agent. r."BEssnuiiG, rA. h " "r't''a at short notice In tbs .LIABLE "ETNA" ., . r " Class Coanpanlss. fpt xt nit.-i,. tXTlOX. EVERYBODY) J- LLOYD, AL.C0KE AND LIME. f T ' A- kto- ri vsrt 4BLBU, PA. ,'i s 'La: i. A S PEtnALT-I. n-lS,-tf. 'iV- Km!!1! Samples wertb 86 w-7;TO-irjr-j Cfl STEVENS sDFFER no longep from Dyspep sia, Indigestion, want of Appetite.lossof Strength lack of Energy, Malaria, Intermittent F-rs, Ae. BROWN'S JlON BIT TERS never fails to cure all these diseases. Boston, November so, 1881. Blows Lrimjcal Co. Gentlemen : For years I Hat. fcees a great sufferer from Dyspepsia, and could get no relief (having tried everything which was recommend ed) until, acting on the advice of a friend, who had been benefitted by Bjiowm's Ibon BiTTBaa, I tried a bottle, with most surarising results. Previous to taking Baown'a Iron Bittsrs, everything I ate distressed me, and I suffered greatly from a turning sensation in tke stomach, which was unbearable. Since tak ing Brown's Ion Bittss, all aiy troubles are at an end. Caa eat any time without any disagreeable re ault. 1 am practically aaother person. Mrs. W. J. Fltwm, 30 Maverick St., E. Beaton. BROWN'S IRON BIT TERS acts like a charm on the digestive organs, removing all dyspeptic symptoms, such as tast ing the food, Belching, Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, etc. The only Iron Preparation that will not blacken the teeth or give headache. Sold by mil Druggist. Brown Chemical Co. Baltimore, Md. Eee that alt Iron Bitters are made by Brown Chemical Co., Baltimore, and have croued red lines and trade mark on wrapper. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. Notice to Taxpayers. accordance with an Act of the Oeneral As- embiy ol this t 'otnnnjnwealth. anoroved the 6th day of April. ISTi. relatlnr to the collection ot taxes In Cambria county, notice is hereby Kiven to tHXyr rending In the districts below named that the County Treasurer, lu rotnpllance with the 2d Srctlon ot tld Act. will attend at the places o! hMdiriir theTownhlp and Buroanh elections on the following named dnye, lor the purpose of re ceiving the County, Poor and State Taxes Assessed for the Tear 1SV2: Bummerhill Twp. and Johnstown 15or.,lst Ward Monday. July ;ut. Oallitxln Hor. and Jutiantown, 3d Ward Tuesday , Auifut 1st. Tunnelhlil Hor. and .T..hstown. 3d Ward 'Wed nesday. August 2d. tJallitiin Twp. and Jolinktown. 4th Ward Thurs day. August 3d. Loretto Hor. and Johnstown, 6th Ward Friday. Auifust 4th. Dean Twp. and Johnstown, 8th Ward Monday. August "th. Clearfield Twp. and Johnstown, 7th Ward Tnes dv. Auiri!ti 8th. ChestSprinir Hor. and Cooperadale Wednesday, Auati.t v'h. Allefrbany Twp. and Camhrla Horo'. 1st Ward Thursday, AutfUHt loth. Monster Twp.'and "ambria Boro', ad Ward Fri day, Auitust 11th. KeadeTwp. and M illvllle Bun, 1st Ward Mon dny, Angupt 14th. White Twp. and Milirllle Boro', 3d Ward Tues dsy, August lSfh. Chet Twp. and Prnspect Wednesday, Ao 18th. Klder and Taylor Twps. Thursday, Aug. 17th. Sufqiielinnna and Couemsurb Twps. Friday, Au gust llh. Carroll and Stonycreek Twps. Monday. Aur. 21st. tJarrolitown Hor. ;ml Lower ower Twp.--rues-dny. Augu.-t '-'''I. Barr and T'pper Voder Twps. Wednesday, Aug ust iid. Blackllck and AdamaTwos. Thursday. Anir "21th Jackson kti.l Richland Twps. Friday , Aug. 25th, uior'H I wp. .vionoav. August stn. 1 wp . h r.enshurg. h.i-st Hard Tuesday, August 2oth. i-bensburg. West Ward Wednesday. Aug, 30th. And. In accordance with the 2d Section of said Act, upon al I ta I s paid to the Treasurer on or be fure the 1st day of September there will be a de duction of rivit raft tent., while. lire prr cent, will be added to 11 unpaid taxes and placed In the bands of a constable for collection J. A. KKNXI UY, Co. Treasurer. Treasurer's Otflee, June 2. 1832 -4t. It Is the concurrent testimony of the pnbtlc and the me.tl.-al prifr's.on that Hostetter's Stomach Milters Is a mediclue which achlerej results speed ily tett thorough and benign. Beside rectiving liver disorder, it invigorates the feeble, cono'ue's aiiinev ana oiaonr eoumla r.ts. and hxim. h Convalescence or those recovering Irom en'e. hilng I fe,""."- a-gir""" " " l" '"U4 'V" ,ur 1 For sale by ail Druggists and lelers generally Catarrh Elys' Cream Balm r.fiectnally rl msi-r." the nenl pa.sages ot Catarrhal virus, caus ing HRALTHI SKTRI. Tiona. allays Inflam mation, protects the membrane from addi tional colds, complete ly heals the sores and restore, the sene ef taste and smell. Ben eflcial results are re. '.t?ed by a few appli cations. A thorough treatment vi cure Vt Hav S'ercr. frc. ijneqnaled torcolds In the head. Arreeahle le use. Aniiiv bv the HAY-FEVER little "nger fnto the nostrils. On receipt ef 80?. will mall n.k. Sold by Ehenshurg druggist. ' FLY'S CREAM KkT.V fir. March 17. 182.-e.s.w.ly. uro, j. T. DR. M. J. BUCK, PHYSICIAJT AS1 BUBOEO.V, A L.TO01VA, P. Office and residence on Fsorteenth street, near eleventh avenue, where night sails can be made. Urhee boars fretn t to 10, a. w., and from a to 4 and to 8. r. is. Special attention paid to Dis ease! of the Fye and Far, as well as to Surgical Operations of everv deserlptlos. 14-19,'au -tt.) $72 1. seek. 81'iaday athrsaeeaatly aaade. tluaVj oifli trse Awdrrnrrw V, An (!,. ilflSTETTE gtv CELEBRATED W J is 5M.iw-.V4 X'tti if STOMACH frfTARRH COLO'" .r. SOMO or THE DECASTIR. There was an old decan ter, and its mouth was Raping wide : the rosy wine had ebbed away and left its crystal-side; and the wind went humming, humming ; Bp and down the sidrs it flew, and through the reed-like hollow neck the wildest notes it blew. I placed it in the window, where the blast was blowing free, and fancied that its pale mouth snng the queerest strains to me. "They tell roe puny couquerors f the Plague has slain his ten. and War his hundred thousands of the very best of men, but I" 't was thus the bottle spoke "but I have conquered more than all vour famous eonquerere, so feared and famd of yore. Then come, ye youth and maidens, come drink from out my cup, the beverage that dalls the brain and burns the spirits up ; that puts toshaine the conquerors that slay their scores below ; for this has deluged millions with the lava tide of woe. Tho in the pathof battle dark est waves o'biood may roll ; yet while I killed the body, I damned the very soul. The cholera, the 6word. such ruin never wroueht.as I In fun or malice on the innocent have brought. And still I breathe upon them, and they shrink before my breath ; and year by vear my thousands TBEAD THE DISMAL PATH TO DEATH. SLEEP WALKERS. BY GKOROE BANCROFT GRIFFITH. Durins the Revolutionary War there was a eentleman of laree property residing in Brooklvn, JJ. Y., who was addicted to the habit of walking in his plpep, Panic-strnck at the invasion of the enemy, he daily expect ed that his dwelline would he ransacked and pillaged. Under the influence of these fears he rose one nicht, and, taking a strong box. which awake he never attempted fa lift with out assistance, he proceeded down stairs, furnished himself with a lantern and spade, and, in a wooded glen, ahont a quarter of a mile from his house, he buried his treasure, replacing the sods so as tocreate no suspicion of their having been removed. This done, he returned, nndressed, and went to bed. Next morning, he was the first to discover the loss of his strong box, without having the .lightest lemembrance of what bad passed. Enraged at his loss, he immediately accused his domestics of robbery, as no traces wre susceptible on either the lock or doors of the house that could Induce him to suspect stran gers. Month after month elapsed, and still the mystery was not solved, and his family began to want the necessaries of life without hiv ing the means to procure them. At that period of public calamity no money could be raised on real estate, and it was at thst season of the year when agricultnral la bor had ceased, which left him no means of securing a support for his family. To aug ment his misery his only son lay confined by a violent fver, without any one of those comforts which his situation demanded. The despairing father was strongly affected by this melancholy view of the future ; his rest became more frequently broken, and he would often wander from room to room all night with hurried and unequal steps, as if pursued by an enemy. His wife and daugh ter, who were accustomed to these nightly wanderings, never attempted to disturb him unless they were fearful someaccident might befall him ; in this case it was necessaiy to employ the most violent means to awaken him, upon which he would exhibit such fear and distress that they usually suffered him to recover from the trance, which wag suc ceeded by drowsiness, after which he would sink into a light and natural sleep, which generally continued for several hours. One night, as his daughter was watching at the side of her sick brother, she heard her father descend the stairs with a quick step, and immediately followed him. She per ceived that he had dressed himself, and was lighting a lantern at the hearth, after which he unbolted the door and looked out ; he then returned to the kitchen, and, taking the lan tern and spade, he left the house. Alarmed at the circumstance which was not usual, thougn it sometimes occurred, as above re lated, without the knowledge of his family ?he hastily threw on a cloak, and followed him to the wood, trembling with apprehen sion of, she knew not what, both for herself and her father. Tlaving gained the place where he had three months since buried the box, he set down Ihe lantern so as to reflect strongly upon the spot ; he then removed the sods, and, striking the snade against the iron cov er, he laughed wildly, and exclaimed : "My treasure is safe, and we shail be happy 1" And, shouldering his heavy burden with the strength of Hercules, he stopped, not as before, to replace the sods of earth, hut snatching up his lantern, pursued his way directly home, to the great joj of his daugh ter, who could scarcely support herself from j the fears she had experienced, which were lt,at he was about to dig his own grave and Cm or mwilr some Of hi's de- I fenceless family. Inexpressible, therefore, j was her joy on seeing him ascend the stairs I and place the box in i s former recess ; after I which, as usual, he retired to rest. His wife and daughter, however, weie too anxious to slf ep themselves ; and the one sat impatient ly watching the dawn of day, and the other returned to the apartment of her suffering brother, to relieve his mind by the joyful event, and her consequent hope of his speedy recovery. When the gentleman arose in the morn ing his wife observed the gloom upon his countenance as he aiked about the health of his son, and expressed his sorrow at not be ing able to procure those comforts for his family which weie so needed. Finding him perfectly unconscious of all that had passed during the preceding night, she watched the effect which the restoration of the box would have upon his mind; and, as she expected, with an astonishment almost atnouDting to frenzy, he exclaimed : "Who baa done tbia ? Whence came this box 7" Not until be had listened to bis daughter could he be con? inced of tbe posaibiM, cf fcfc pirfcrniiag soeb an act while nsletp. Health, peace and competence were once more restored to his dwelling, and the result of this blessing had a salutary effect upon his mind; and, although be still continued' bis midnight excursions, yet his friends were gratified to find them less frequent than for merly, and his fnture dreams, also, to judge by appearances, seemed to partake of the mild and serene character of his thoughts. The facts of a recentcase of somnambulism on the railroad cars in a Western State, and the subject's remarkable evasion of fatal consequences, are intf resting. The train In the River Division, en route from Milwaukee to Minneapolis, had on board, among other passengers, one morn ing, a Mrs. Wright and her two sons. As the train approached Weaver, the elder of of the two sons, aged sixteen, fell asleep, and, after the train had left the station, and was'moving at the rate of twenty miles per hourarose from his seat, and, of course, un known to himself, passed on to the platform, and stepped from the train. His mother noticed him as he passed out, but thought nothing of it, and gave herself no uneasiness. Supposing he had gone into the next car, she began a search for him, but he was not to be found. The conductor was at once notified, and, after the cars had been searched, he caused the train to be backed slowlv to the station. Anxious eyes peered along the side of the road, but no traces of the missing boy could be found, except a place In the enow that looked as though he might have fallen there. Arriving at the station without finding the boy, the mother and other son were left, and the train proceeded. The mother suffered the greatest agony of mind, whtch was only relieved several hours after bv seeing her son come walking up the track. He stated that he knew nothing of his fall, but awoke, nearly frozen, lying on his side on ice and snow. He arose, and wandered from the track, but afterward fol lowed It hack to the station. The jov of Mrs. Wright was unutterable, and mother and sons awaited the next train to continue their lonrner to Minneapolis. Since the days when witches and "spook boys" rode farmers horses Into reeking sweats betwen dark and dawn, there have been few eqnestriarijadventnres queerer than the following : A pedd ler named Jonas Marburger has, for many years, trumped over various sections of Pennsylvania, selling his wares ; and bya consistent course he has won the confidence and esteem of a number of acquaintances. At about five o'clock on a recent afternoon the peddler opened his pack in the kitchen of amanrnmed Eshelstaub, in Albany town ship. The farmer's wife purchased what .-he desired, and the peddler, according to the custom of that neighborhood, was asked to remain for supper, which he did, and subse quently determined to stay all nighr. The farmer owns quite a nice tract of land and during the evening much of the conver sation centered upon matters pertaining to farming. At about nine o'clock the peddler was shown to a large garret under the roof, where he was to sleeD. The family retired, and nothing unusual occurred nntil some time near midnight, when tho farmer was awakened by the bark ing of watch-dogs and the tramping of a horse's hoofs. He arose and looked out of the window toward the barn, when an extra ordinary sight met his gaze. The dogs were In an adjoining field, and strange to say, there appeared to be a ghost riding on one of the farmer's young horses. The farmer called the hired man, and, on going to the garret with a lantern, they found the bed, which had been occupied, empty, and the peddler gone, but his clothes still hanging on a chair where he ha3 evidently placed them. The farmer and hired man went down stairs, and found that all the doors were locked as they were before they retired. Going out they round the horse still In full gallop under the direction ot his mys terious rider. The hired man watched his chance, caneht the animal, and. upon closer examination, found that the rider was the peddler, who sat there lik a statue, and was in a complete state of somnambulism. He had nothing on him excepting his shirt, undershirt, drawers and stockings, and, notwithstanding the coldness of the night, he was perspiring free ly when lifted down. They could not waken him properly until he was led into the house, and when he came to his senses, he seemed to know nothing of what had occurred. He seemed startled at being out of bed and down stairs in such apparel. Subsequent examination showed that the man, In his strange, state, had worked his way out of a trap-door to the roof, and thence down to a roof of aback building, and thence to tho ground. Not long since, William Lewis, a farmer near Ind!anapolis, was missed at home, with valise and clothing, one morning, and not until the close of the third day was his where abouts known. At that time he returned, and reported that on the night of his disap pearance he had gone to bed as usual, and was soon asleep, ne dreamed that he arose, packed his valise, walked to Indianapolis, and took the eastern-bound cars. His sur prise upon awaking, and finding himself sev enty five miles from home can better be Im agined than described. How he purchased his ticket without his state being detected by the agent, and how he slumbered serenely throueh all the din and noise of the great Un ion Depot, are among the troublesome things one can never find out. Science does not explain all the facts of somnambulism. The somnambulist, as we have shown, moves about In the dark as read ily as in the light, fearlessly puts himself in dangerous positions, securely stands on slip pery places, and executes feats of agility Im possible to him when awake. Sometimes he performs difficult work ; he has been known to paint a picture in utter darkness, and do other acts, such as required for their execu tion no ordinary intelligence In wide-awake men. And, as in the cases already present ed, when the somnambulist awakes from bis unnatural condition, he knows literally noth ing of his extraordinary acts. Occasionally the somnambulist appears In a humorous character, as did the woman in the following anecdote, whose truthfulness is vouched for : One night a certain grandmother was awakened by somebody fumbling tbont the bedroom. Who's there ?" she asked. "SusaD," was whlDed oat by the servant girl. "What are yon doing ?" "I'm trying to find a needle and thread to sew up tbe commandment," answered the fumbling Susan, "What do job ffitaa ?" "I have broken one of them." "Which ?" "Thou shalt not steal. I have been steal ing yeur sugar and giving it to Thomas," the girl's lover. "How did you get it to him ?" she then In quired. "In one of your stockings, and I put it In the hollow tree for him." On the next morning the stocking was ex amined, and, sure enough, It showed that Susan did Indeed Deed to sew up the seventh commandment. Her only plea when she was brought face to face with her own accusation was : "I shouldn't have done it, had it not been for that red-headed fellow." A farmer residing in Bristol, Ontario coun ty, NV Y. , is a somnambulist. One day he lost an iron tooth from the harrow with which he was putting in his wheat crop. He hunt ed an hour to find it, but was unsuccessful. During the ensuing night, he aros-j from his bed, partially dressed himself, and started ont The night was very dark. One of his boys followed him with a lantern. He kept up a running talk with himself about the drag tooth. He walked in a straight line to the field where he had been laboring, perhaps a quar ter of a mile from his residence. Arriving at a certain point, he stopped short, kicked away some earth, and brought forth the miss ing tooth. Then, turning square round, he proceeded directly to his home. Arriving at the door, he performed the feat of lifting the heavy stone step, which required the com bined strength of himself and another man to raise the next morning, ne threw the iron under the step, let down the stone easily, saying, "There you are. and can't get away again ;" and then coolly and apparently without the least excitement, retiied to his chamber, disrobed himself, and wen to bed. ne was entirely unconscious, the next morcing, of what he had been doing. Now, the question is, what peculiar power enabled the man to perform this wonderful feat ? It would seem little less than a miracle, but of its truth as related, there is no doubt. A curious freak of a somnambulist is re ported of a girl, seventeen years of age, re siding at Poughkeepsie, N. Y. She got up out ot her sleep, and walked through Hamil ton street to Main, went down Main on the north side, and reclined temporarily upon a door sill, where an officer round her half an hour before she was found at the river. He thought nothing of it at the time, supposing j it was some one who had been aceidently locked out, and was waiting to be let in. It could not have been long after that when she started for the river, and unconsciously walked off the dock. She says that as soon as she struck the water, she came to her ' senses, and paddled as well as she could with her hands, keeping afloat long enough to reach the steps at the dock, when she climbed to terra firma. A queer case of somnambulism occurred not long since at Johnson & Co.'s organ fac tory. In Westfield, Mass. One of the work men, being instructed in theevenlngto carry into the shop the next morning a quantity of the wood lying outside, was surprised, when the time came, at finding It all carried in, and carefully piled. The watchman states that during the night the man came, did the work according to his instructions, stepping care fully over the organ pipes, and so forth, on the floor. The watchman spoke to him sev eral times, but received no answer, and as soon as the job was finished the somnambu list went home. The night wnrkr noticed a feeling of lassitude the next morning, and was unable to work the next day. Gentle treatment Is always best for those who are nervously disordered In any degree, as sleep-walkers are. They are only a little "out," and should be watched and allowed to "come to themselves," but never should be driven. Never wake a sleep-walker If it can possi bly be avoided. In a certain family, residing in Chicafco, the children, while young, were all addicted to sleep-walking. One of the younger branches, a girl of fifteen, on one occasion rose from her bed, and, walking down stairs, entered the drawing-room where were assembled a few guests. Fortunately, the girl's habit was known to most of the company, who, iustead of evinc ing a horror of the unwonted visitor, treated the matter In a philosophic light, and even maintained their usual conversation as the girl's father took her hand, and led her qui etly up stairs to bed. Had the somnambulist been rudely awak ened, the consequences might have been se rious ; and the calm demeanor of the specta tors and judicious management of the girl's parents on this occasion, may, perhaps, act as a hint to others who may be similarly sit uated. Profesaor Jessen, a celebrated physician to the insane, was awakened, as he believed, one morning, between the hours of five and 6ix, by the head-keeper, who Informed him that the friends of a patient had come to re move him, and, at the same time, he inquired whether anything required mention. The professor replied that he might permit the patient to depart, and immediately lay down again to sleep, ne had no sooner done this, than it occurred to him that of the Intended removal of this patient he had heard nothing but that it was of the departure of a woman of the same name he had been advised. He was compelled, therefore, to seek further information, and, having hastily dressed himself, he went to the dwelling of the keep er, who, to his astonisnment, he found only half clad. Upon the professor's asking him where the people were who had come to fetch away the patient, the keeper replied, with surprise depicted in his countenance, that he knew nothing of it. for he had only just arisen, and had seen no one. This reply did not unde ceive him, and he rejoined that it must have been the steward who bad visited him, and be would go to that functionary, but, as be was descending the steps which led to his bouse, it suddenly struck him that the whole affair was a most vivid dream, a fact which he had not until that moment suspected. BaUou'l Monthly Magazint for AujutU See the member with bis bills, Merry bills. O what appropriations now the Lengthy parchment fills. In tbe hopper how they pour, More and more, By the score. And the quarrels they beget On the floor. And the people they pay taxes. When they see him grind hta axes, All declare they'll not allow him Go to Congress any more. For tbe bills, bilri, bylls, bbills, bybls, bUgbs, blyhhls, And the roach-enduring rMdlnf-Cl-rk Uify kills. Sattimor Ajntrle. CHANGE. ACTHOR CSKSOW5. Back again. Maiden also Thinks of swing. Wants to go back, Too, poor thing I in. Hour of midnight. Baby squawking, Man In sock feet. Bravely walking; Baby yells on. Now the other Twin, he strikes up, Like his brother. Paregoric By the bottle. Emptied Into Baby's throttle, haughty tack Points in air, aiting some one's foot to tear, Man in sock feet See him there! Holy Moses ! "ear him swear ! Laving crazy. Gets his gun, A'lows his head off. Dead and gone. IT. Pretty widow With a book. In the hammock By the brook. Man rides past, Big moustache ; Keeps on riding, Nary mash. Shady tree. Babbling brook. Girl in hammock, Reading book. Golden curls, Tiny feet, Girl in hammock Looks so sweet. Man rides past. Big moustache, Girl In hammock Makes a "mash." Mash is mutual. Day is set, Man and maiden Married get. ii. Married now, One year ago, Keeping house On Baxter Row. Red hot stove, Beefsteak frying, Girl got married. Cooking, trying. Cheeks all burning, Eyes look red j Girl got married, Nearly dead, Biscuit burnt up, Beefsteak charry ; Girl got married, Awful sorry. Man comes home, Tears moustache, Mad as blazes ; Got no hash. Thinks of hammock In the lane. Wishes maiden Singular Incidents of a Battle. When the Fifth Wisconsin battery came into action at the battle of Perrysville, sayt M. Quad, one of the guns threw a solid shot which struck a soldier full In the breast, crushing him to a pulp. Ills musket flew to the rear, whirling savagely through the air and It crushed the skull of ore soldier and badly injured another. The shot deflected to the left after striking the first man, and it then mashed a lieutenant's hip, broke the leg of a private behind him. and rolled along the ground and crushed the head of a wound ed man. A shell fired by Sloan's battery struck a stone weighing about fifty pounds, and while the shell failed to explode the fragments of stone killed and wounded sev eral men. A Confederate shell which fell among Jackson's men, alighted In a little creek at which scores of men were filling their canteens. It came down in a group of ten or twelve men and plunged into the very spot where a canteen had been filled. While the sh?U did not explode, its fall splashed water over over fifty men. An ex Confederate captain now living in Atlanta who lost his arm in that battle, had a button cut from bis breast with a grape shot, his scabbard struck by a bullet and his cap knocked from his head by a piece of shell before receiving the bullet which crushed his elbow. A gun In one of Anderson's batter ies had a right wheel shivered by a solid shot. It had scarcely been replaced by the spare wheel when another shot crushed the left wheel. The men were trying to drag the gun back when a shell struck it fair In the mouth and split for a distance of three feet. None of the men around the gun were hurt by the shell, but three soldiers in line over 200 feet away were struck down. A Confederate bell sent into Steadroan's brigade exploded over the heads ot a compa ny advancing, and while no one In that com pany was hurt, four men in the centre of the next company behind were mortally wound ed. The Curse of Drtoo. The late Dr. Hol land speaks these forcible words through Scribner's Monthly : "The appetite for strong drink in man has spoiled the life of more women ruined more hopes for them, scat tered more fortunes for them, brought them more sorrow, shame and hardships than any other evil that lives. The country num ber ten, nay. hundreds of thousand of wo men who are widows to-day, and sit in their hopeless weeds, because their husbands have been slain by strong drink. There are hundreds of thousands of homes scattered over the land, in which live .'iives of torture, going through all the changes of suffering that lie between the extremes of fear and de spair, because those whom they love, love wine better than the women the have sworn to love. There are women by thousands who dread to hear at the door the step that once thrilled them with pleasure, because th at step has learned to reel under the influ ence of the seductive poison. There are women groaning with pain while we write these words, from bruises and brutalities in flicted by husbands maoe mad with drink. There can be no exaggeration In any state meBt In regard to this matter, because no human Imagination can create anything worse than the truth, and no pen is capable of portraying the truth. The sorrows and horrors of a wife with a drunken husband, or a mother with a eon, areas near the reali zation of hell as can be reached in this world at least. The shame, the indignation, the sorrow, and the snse of disgrace for herself and her children, the poveity, and not un frequently the beggary, the fear and the fear of violence, the lingering, the life-long struggle and despair of countless women with drunken husbands, are enough to make ail women curse wine and engage unitedly to oppose it everywhere as the worst enemy of their sex." Remarkable Mirages in Sweden. Mirages are frequent and remarkable In the southern and central parts of Sweden, and front time to time whole landscapes, cities and castles, with moving objects, haye been observed reflected on the sky for hours. During an afternoon in May a magnificent spectacle was seen over the Lake of Orsa, in a remote part of Dalcarlia, in latitude 61. Many large and sroal' steamers, with smoke rising fiom their funnels, were seen reflect ed over the lake, and later on the scene changed to a landscape, the vessels then tak ing tbe form of island In the lake covered with more or less vegetation. The pheuom enon lasted from 4 to 7 o'clock p. the mi rage at last dissolving in a bare. A Washington pension agent was almost paralyzed with astonishment, the other day, wben he found a veteran of the late war who had sustained a permanent injury while In the army and bad not applied for a pension. Tbe veteran bad cut an artery in his wrist while opening a bottle of whiskey stolen from tbe Colonel's bead quarters, and said be didn't know a wound of tbat kind enti tled him to a pension. Tbe agent soon con Tineed bin) of hi arror. and in a few days be will recaIva .t-,800 back pansIOD, rain as j 51,100 pocketed by tbt agrot. J THE PHAST0M CITY. WHAT AS EXPLORER HAS DISCOVERED IN CENTRAL AMERICA. Some weeks ago the news came from Cen tral America that M. Desire Charnay. the explorer, sent thither by Mr. Lorillard, of New York, had discovered the 'Thantom City," of which Stephens heard, and which one of bis Informants claimed to see from a lofty mountain top. It was boprd that the discovery might establish the existence of a settlement of the ancient race of the country far in the wilderness, and throw much new lignt on prehistoric America. In the Xorth American Review M. Charnay tells what he saw. ne was In the country of the Lacan dones near the Guatemala border, and was making his way with difficulty. The natur al obstacles of ihe wild country were great, and besides he was suffering from an attack of fever. To his surprise, on reaching the city, hefound an Englishman, Alfred Mauds ley, was ahead of him. He was only an am ateur, however, and bade M. Charnay re gard the conquest as his own. Lorillard City, as M. Charnay calls the place, consists of palaces, temples and pala ces resembling those of Talenque, erected on the top of natural elevations which the build ers rendered accessible by esplanades and flights of steps. There are the same hiero glyph characters in the Inscriptions, and th9 same personages and facial types on bas re llefs. It was a Toltec settlement. The buildings have been greatly disfigurod by time, the plaster and the iuterior decorations having fallen away. The vaults are convex, concave and plain, while at Comalcalco and Kaboh eocave ones are in the ascendant. Two walls In one of the two palaces come together without any keystone, while each palace has a massive wall rising above the roof, with oblong openings like windows. The great temple Is still standing. It Is built on the summit of a pyramid 125 feet In height, and faces toward the river. The wall above the roof reminds one of the edifi ces In Yucatan described by Stephens. In the middle of the wall on stood an enor mous statue, only fragments of which re main. Among the bas reliefs of Its three portals was one which exhibits two human beings of the Palenqoe type, each holding In the hand a regular Latin cross with flow ered arms. The interior of the temple :on sists of a long, narrow corridor, with open ing In the rear wall into four oratories or lit tle chapels. There Is a similar chapel at the right hand end of the cerridor, and at the left hand end Is a little dwelling room, pro- j bahly intended for the use of the servitor of the temple. In the little chapel in the mid dle is a platform about two feet high, on which once stood a large idol, finely sculp tured. Its fragments r.ow lie on the floor. The natives offered incense to it until It fell, since when they have cep.sed to frequent the city. To the left of the temple is a palace with sleeping places of cement, doubtless for those who served the temple. The gTeat teocali, or perhaps the fortress, stands In the rear of the temple. It is a pyramid 200 feet high, and on the esplanade at its top six palaces formerly stood, of which the ruins of one remain. M. Charnay hardly thinks he has reached Stephen's -'Phantom City." The nme probably belongs to one discover ed in Chiapas on the other side of the moun tains. This he was unable to reach, through sickness and fatigue, ne therefore went to the city of Mexico, there to make castings for the Loriliard museum, ne has reached the opinion, after repeated examinations of the forests, that no argument for the age of tha ruins can be based on the age of the trees. The concentric rings grow very fast In the hot and humid climate, and the hard est wooded trees rarely live more than 20 years. Monuments whose age is eertsinly known, and which cannot date from a peri od an'erior to 14W or 1440, and were des troyed or abandoned in 1R97, are In the same condition as those of Palenque or Lorillard City, and the forest that surrounds and is preying upon them Is of the same age. The same conclusions have been set forth more in detail in some of the author's earliest ar ticles, and they refute, on apparently good grounds, the prevalent theory of the vast an tiquity of Central American civilization. The sculptures also show a relationship be tween American and Asiatic perhaps the Buddhist faiths, and Incline one to repose some confidence in the Chinese story of the Euh Siang voyage to the unknown west In the fourth century of the Christian era. Altogether Mr. Charnay has made a rich "find," and can afford to leave the Chiapas ruins for some other explorer, since, as he says: "The question for the determination of which I undertook this expedition is set tled. A city more or less cannot affect the results obtained." Dear Old Mother Honor the dear old mother. Time bas scattered the snowflakes on her brow, pillowed deep furrows on her cheeks, but Is she not sweet and beautiful now ? The lips are thin and sunken, but those are the lips that have kissed many a hot tear from childish cheeks, and they are the sweetest Mps in all the world. The eye Is dim, yet it ever glows with the soft ra diance of holy love which can never fade. Ah, yes, she Is a dear old mother. The sands of life are nearly run out, but feeble as she is she will go further and reach down lower for yon tban any other upon earth. You cannot walk Into a midnight where she can not see you; you cannot enter a prison whose bars will keep her out ; you cannot mount a scaffold too high for her to reach, that she may kiss and bless you in evidence of her deathless love. When the world shall despise and forsake, when it aves you by the way side to die unnoticed, the dear old mother will gather yon In her fetrWe arms and carry you home and tell you all your virtues until you almost forget your soul Is disfigured by vice. Love her tenderly and cheer her de clining years with holy devotion. "Jclia"' wants to know "what a Repub lican platform Is." Well, a Republican plat form, Julia, is one preansble and twenty reso lutions, strong in non-essentials, vague In essentials ; round the bosh on tariff, and rough as thunder on the Mormons ; clamor ing for civil service reform, down on corrnn tlon, loud in Its praise of purity, and deter mined to have it if it takes every cent the party can raise. Tbe platform, you under stand, Jolla, in a legitimate and necessary part of the campaign pomp and circum stance ; it goes along with the banner, transparencies and torches, and when the campaign Is over well, ! is stored away in the cellar or garret, along with the rest of the uniforms and torches. A campaign plat form Is very much like a campaign toroh, In deed 4 It gives out a great dal of stte'l ai d smoke with a very vitr ;:i.r.K L.'sn. TDE TEOI T Ll.lII. "The trout liar," saiJ Captain :,.:'.--. "i the gem of all fishers. H? Li t ' ' rock liar, a moose among antelop s . ' rion to 'a satyr, be is the long tai j 1 - r -: anion,: the quiet t wickrs. All nt r .; be trout I;ar;. " h- trout liar mus: tc with a rec . a; r ii--.8 for the !, ; li mtit he r 'ii.-.td to It a-d ur.V i . to t;et lit Hj a lite vt 3rk. 'Hi.cn Dsvldsai.i in hi bae, . .: ; - are liars Snl sid . tlaKab, Doeg s rr nite 1 ad j nbably just rtu. ned :. - -. trout fNIi down along the brook In tl: l ' -Elali, anJ were telling v.'at tliey b - -. and st-a; t!:y hj.l d. me, and Davl'.r- listened to them tbt'odcr'rtg n - - - .J truth, i.atural! sui'ind tliei w 1 . - c truth left !r? the 'iar., et tr n ic a r r- , world. "The trout l'ar exceeds a'l ctl.srlla .. b eause the mar. v.ho has dot.e a-u r.au. -1 ;.' trout fishing Is to a certain extent a tr-. man. It is his custom to sit on t vc - and tell his stories, crushing all ci-npf : and putting his foot on the neck of e'l ' : nary striped bass and lanJ locked . 'v :. liars. But if it happened just rs he ! st . -i bis masterpiece, an opposition I tut ' .: comes In with a right bower, a pcnu.:r ro; v flush, of a trout lie, the fir.t trout ... - -hurt to the heart ; he Is dejctod and so ful, and says not another word 'list nlti t. -But he draws new hisplras'n from ' i'--feat and the very next plac t e p. : ?s tj appropriates the lie that pa?'yzed r.tru. f 1. 1 unbluihingly claiming It es l.:s own. defis-- ; ly crushes down all pitiful compeiit s w'. a crowning lie that only two day? b -for,-crushed him. 'There are several kinds of t-ou; li.t . The liar of weight, who never catoh mc;f than half a doren trout a day, bot they each weigh anywhere from five to ten t -nrls -Then there is the liar of numbers, rvio f ' ways catehes so many dozen in cue f ia: and twenty minutes. And thare !s tho l!a: of places, who know hidden rools, dirk ar.1 still, In the secret places of the revki tat are Just boiling over w':h tront and L you, uuder many (.lasLs f e.c;( cv, It stealthy and circuitous routes to these jiuc-w and you fish In them for eight mortal hour without a nibble. But ?on can never corner a trout l!ar Arithmetic, fact, science, probabilities, ''re cedent, general principles and tbe eternal fitness of things -may comb'ie In rrt whelming array to prove him the afl-;t liar In England or America ; It doesn't ''13 turb him. ne lies on caimly, confidert'y, enthusiastically, always locating the scet.8 of his lies so far away ha Is pretty cerla'n you will never go thfre. "There are limits to human belief," the good eter says, rising to his feet. '-Y i may believe what the candidate savs on ' e stump ; you may believe what a man v H tell you In a horse trade : yoa may believe? the army liar; you mny believe the snake liar; but the man tikes the cigar from It lips, and, with a simple prefix of a place a d date, starts into a trout story, bar, bo'tand lock and double-lork the gates of your brlk-f when he gets to the pl?ce. Don't bolivr 1 single solitary trout, not thouc'i "t welt bed less than a round. L'nder the shadow the trout truth dies, and the nun tl.iit fishes four days and only hooks one lone trou'', so small that he loso? It in his empty baskot, comes home the biggest liar of them all." nis Wife's Sigtattre. The n-nc'riaf I Gazette says : "A few d.iys ago a w U - fi young man entered an exi r?- ff. 1 1 tMi city and said to the V'l'nj mt py t', -rk. Mr. John Clark, 'Lathe vw-lifd t-""nd some money to h' wi.- . that s!ie ;ived l V -stnrt In a fiat, and that htr mail br:i;g s..rnei:rur tamered with, he would Kkp to know bow to send it so that It woul.I be absolutely unfe, Mr. Clark replied by showirg him tb 'ad vice card' they use In connect iou with or lers, on which Is a clause stating that if the s 4 er of the money bes in his pooipsicn a s.s nature of the payeo, and will paste it O i thu card, the persons calling for the mri'-y csn Identify themselves by dnpMcatlne the sT nsture. Tbe gentleman repl'ed thnt bad lots of tsem, and putting his hand In his pocket brought out a bundle of letters. After examining several In suoco.'on a broad smile spread 'over his count',,s"n-,p, and with a half doubtful expression he st'd : Are you a married man ?' Mr. Clnrk ssld that he was. 'Well, then.' said he, 'look at this, handing over one of the lott'rs. Mr. Clark looked and found the cause of the yonng man's amusement tobe thst tbe letter was signed, not with his wife's nam, t ut with the endearing substitute, 'Your oofy tootsey. and it turned out that they wore all so. Mr. Clark then said. 'well, cut me of them off, and the agent will cause her '.i duplicate It." The gentleman, after son-.e hesitation, agreed, remarking, 'I'll do H, bnt when T gt home I will expect some llve'y hair-pulling.'" A Narrow Escape. A narrow escv-- from a most painfnl scene Is reported from a local newspaper riglce. The publication In question has a new reporter, who Is enter prising and willing, as most ronng bit are when they first begin In "journalism," bt who doesn't yet know as much as be pToba bly will at n later period of bis career. n came In with the report cf a p:iMie. meeting the other day. In the course of which be had stated that "the non. Mr. So and-so followed the previous speaker with a few feeble re marks upon the case under discussion." Tte city editor remonstrated with tbe yonng man and was not appeased when tfce reporter t Id. him that the honorable gentleman In ques tion had himself said when be first got upon his legs that all he cenld contribute to the debate would be a few feeble remarks. So the editor took bis own pen and changed the leporter's manuscript so that It rad tha "the non. Mr. So-and-so then mde a few trenchant remarks upon the case In point, which be delivered In that eloquent and scholarly way which Is characteristic of all bis public utterances." and having arhleved this feat with proficient ease, be sent fie re porter back to bis desk. And early the rext mon.lng tbe Hon. Mr. So-and so sent his of flee boy around and bought fifty papers, whereas If the reporter's original "copy" had got to the composing room nnehallenged be would probably have come np to the office la person with a club. Button Jtntrnat A Sckdat school teacher asked: "TThat bird is large enough to carry off a man " No one In the class knew, hot one little girl ventured to suggest "a lark." And then she explained : "Mamma ssld rapa wo-MrT b??Tt ci?!! ???"?', r"i::-s rr'i ';f fa a :ark." a- ! I i I 1 i t (