CAMBRIA FREEMAN .A. d-vert i sin p: Ttates. The larc-a and reliable crrralat'on of tb. o aia Fnin eonamenlt to tha faToracQe con sideration of adTrtlri. whoee iavors will ta It sarted at to following; low rates : 1 rnch, S time fl.W l raOlslc,( Weekly at gSllURG, Cambria Co., ra., 13V II. A. McPIKK. AM i B months 1 nontba....... 1 " 1 year 11111".. !..".... t in on tha. " " 1 year "..".I.""".""".. t months. S " lyear ".".""""""; W col's. 6 months.... ' Vi " 8 months H 1 year .111111111 I Smooths- 1 " 1 year '..'.'.7. AdTBfnltratr' and ExecnUr's Not'oas..... Aadi'oT's Notices 1 nteeil Circulation - 1,116. ir" - uo e.c lo.eo 8 00 lt.0 ia.o ).0O n oo SCI T6 00 .a IM atBt'RIFTI HATH. one year. ranh In advanc.......!. If not D'd within 3 tnoa. 1..5 If not p'd within 8 mos. 2.(10 if not p'd within year.. 1.25 ,. renidinr outside the county ,!, VmuIo.sI per year will be charged to ! n" rrerit will the above terms be de i from, and those who dnn't ooosult tbeir .tr' by paving 1c advance must not , , - pl.oed on the same footing; as those 1st this fact be distinctly understood .. .. Mtno forward J stray ami similar ponces .bQ Baslncsn Items, first Insertion loo. per llae ; eaiih stibeeqaent Insertion &c. per Una. 9 RetolutoonM or proceethna of .ny carpi -attaa. or serfrfy. end commumccHona dgmofird to coU sMw- tiom to any matter of limited or individual inJr-ffv mutt of pmidjor at edvertitrmrntt. Job Pam-TTKO of all kind neatly and exvedltt- H. A. McPIKE, Editor and Publisher. "HS IS A TBEXH1N WHOM Til TRUTH MAKES FBKB, ARB ALL ARB SLAVES BESltte.' 81.50 and postage per year. In advance. r ir ruiT paper before yon stop It. ir VOLUME XYI. . ro i rsnit. None but scalawags do oth , ' m't be a scalawag life's too short. EBENSBURG, PA.. FRIDAY, JUNE 30, 18S2. NUMBER 23. 1 ousiy executea an lowest prices, von ijoo lorf et I I I I I 1 WW li fit 9 L I I v PHILADELPHIA. a , m rw h as i w 1 i -v -'ur,j.oonj MBUB, XtfTAV OTOJig, Ofi(aw CopUrf Blonl, '"OSets Reeds, $90. ;.rnT)tl2S. now. Remit "ritl?!i P8 Or lrr. rr RRLiKird ' CllJ: 1;hlH'' without a Moment a 'i I A ldre or call upon f. BEATn.W asJJpgta Hn Jsser.-S- ' -v' M N-n ici: ani.rew i w ' '' I i':MrtR and i Sn. ... ;.-rcB 'vrm. i.v-J, i-T. ' ""it'u i ,,,'. T- W' 1i''k HM-ilnfr-t An V r'-n''z'-l frcin the r:ile of "'ld ' n.1 mon thofe - . itg, i r-iinonoury. . '"..IT IK 1U UO MIU i:"T0XA'AXLAV; nuK.tVs i LAW, !('..,.. . t liiABl Uh. I'i. uire unet, O,.o.it it, fourt i4-i2,w.-tr.j ..-l ft fr.Hft, 1 TG2ES 'A t: li S . ',. ml WI" "t '"r Uiepur '1 fn...,vy"'nt'at at my office in Kb- . .ii " ' at Olnck. k. v . ' ort-J M IntflresieJ shall l.rrpent Commencing first week of June. Scutch people and old-time folks all know what is the meaning of an xii sale." It is a term used when things are to be Bold out to close Kates, pirtnerships, etc. W't projxose a sale of this nature. The prosperous season so far this f, the largest we have ever had, encourages us to Ring all the Bells, AS1 CALL THE PEOPLE IX TO CLOSE OUT BEFORE THE 4th OF JULY, ALL OF THE OF MEN'S and BOYS' CLOTHING. fl CW JHlt tO SClI OUt to make purchases for fall. We want to sell out to keep plenty work going. ) Uailt tO SCll OUt to make some changes. e W'ailt tO SCll OUt to start again with a new stock. We Want to sell OUt to do a larger business than ever. Wo never stop at anything to carry cutjour plans when we are in the right, and if the prices must be cut down, to gather the people, Down go the Prices. .i if we sacrifice our profits for one month, the people have done gen iii'.y by us for m.uiy years, and we are satisfied. IX A NUT-SHELL, THIS IS IT. Ti e practical point of all this is a radical reduction in prices from : e 4. They are cut, some ten, some twenty, some thirty per cent., i -ne, nil goods prepared specially for this sale, not at all. Compared i April 1st the average reduction is twenty-five per cent. Of the merchandise now held by us, about $-"500,000 is involved !n this . From the great list which might be made we only quote three items '- '..iv. namely : m pairs of men's Cassimere Pantaloons, made and making, strong, -.it. durable ; lately worth SZ.oO, now $2.42. m-n's suits, real standard lawyer's Cassimere, made and malting; ;v prine Jir.(H, now $12.50. "" men's suits, eilit styles, every garment freshly made; some of freely at 5l2."0, 50.23. Our inteut today is simply to tell all the people that quick trade v.s are on all our clothin ' for this sale. OAK HALL, 8. E. Corner Sixth and Market Sts., PHILADELPHIA SINGER MACHINE Ktmt to atMaf Bimacr M Marhrt. )iTh' N"v " rrrpT.'. th. pnpni.. "vi rir ai I ne won.Iprf.il low nrl of do. xhln m.rhino n riven .f t.faotinn wh wrr 1. and I. xrnrrant,4 for th, tern nf three vemr,. K.mfm rr tnjt we nr. her .11 th ttm nd thot Ton not onlv hi rvrrr ontvrtnnltv to .jrmfn tho ma rhln und It In otrtlr.n. hnt von know where to rm to ret tnnr monv Nnrk'lf tho marfilna rtnn t rto .TcfTT a renre.nted. Yon will thr( for ron.n't vonrown fntrpt hT hnvlnr the Phll "Iplphla Slnaer Marhln trnl hnrlp tmm no one hut w T RrrR f-2. Km J Pnck's MUIj. AUeirheny Twp. CJTA TETF N'T of WTT.MOTTE P.OR- , ' ''T'f'H 'r. PISTRTCT for the year enl- !tii June s. ACCflT'NT fir TRFA'l'RER. From 'vwmr. Inl'irtino- tnT'of nKin' SSn.ea-MllJW BxrKxnrrtitiw. T.rher'- wr rv) ftll ftnl rontfnirpnrfp. MT0 Fp of follivtor and Trea!n4r. ss ri S Iftrr nf Scrretary 2000 Other Hp""" I. 17.10 Wi n Balance doe Tranrer f 90.13 P. M. BKOWN. Prwident! J. V. Flc:. Secretary. (-18 -3t STATTON"AT?T EXfSTNTT for Sat.k. with Bofler and other nrnirtetinr. In r"od rrlr. Oa he .een at the Ponman Shaft Oolllerr, Benwreek Station. P. W. K. N. B. WTSTPBOOK. Sonman, .Tnne lSS0.-tf. P. R. R. Agent. Joseph Mcdonald, ATTORNET-AT-T.AW. EamrsMnto, Pa. W OCea Ib Oolooaaa Row Jan Vvmr rfrtet. PLATFl'L POETHT. Pretty, playful puss, pleasantly purrine, Pondfrinir, perhaps, past, pure pleasures : rursuinir prey, plnnderina pantris. privily, x ciuiuumuiiKporcnes. promenading parlors, ',rar" irceivea pel roil parrot Prisoned. Dendant. nno.kintr wnimmniH Pathetically plainin? poor Poll pretty Poll! r li, puyine poor rou s pmcnine poverty. Politely proffered present purveying ; Proposing tartridi7. rtlovnr nljonn nnllat Poll proudly preferred pomological proven- uer, Peaches, plums, pears, pomefrranates. Pompously pronouncing puss pert, presum In if. Predatory, vregmatical, pestiferous I Poll's puamacitv Drovokinir cast nrndence. Puss petulantly pulled pefs prison prostrate, nuiium r-on s percnes promisonously I Poll's passionate protestations pervadinsr, Piercina Peggy's pantrv. Peg promptly, Precipitately pursued Poll's persecutor, Pltilesslv DOUndinc notnmnlinir nnnr nnaa Peg's ponderous poker proved perilously po- Prohibited protection, puss painfully per Ished. Peggy's precocious Det nrosners nrnrlio-ionolc Perpetually, persistently piping poor Poll pretiy roil ; Moral Never meddle with your neighbors, the Burning transport. AN ENGLISH NAVAL OFFICER'S 8TORT. The fleet lay off "North Fleet Hope,' awaiting the flag of Rear-Admiral Coffin,' who had been appointed to succeed the eal- lant CoIIingwood, and, a heavy gale prevail ing at the time, the ships were riding to the wind, regardless of tide, when night clos ed around us. Some thirty sail of merchantmen, under convoy of one of our fastest frigates, were anchored In the entrance of the Downs, and between us ar.d them lay two convict ships, while a fleet of transports, with troops for the Ea9t Indies, were anchored just astern of us, the largest the Wellesley being an chored on our starboat quarter, and scarce thne cables' length distant. Being senior passed midshipman of the old Sovereign at the time, I was honored with supreme command of a whole anchor-watch. and having the first watch that night enjoy- ed the happiness (?) of strutting the quarter, deck exposed to the wind and rain, while my more humble and consequently more fortuuate watchmates sought shelter in the lee of the bulwarks, or, stowed snuely away beneath the gnns, whiled away the dreary watch with yarns of dangers and battles past. It had just struck three bells, and save the measured tread of the sentinels on duty, the pattering of the driving rain and the deep breathings of full six hundred sleepers, scarce a sound broke the silence reigning throughout the vast hnll of the old Sover eign. Even I had halted, half-deeming our dreary watch at an end ; and, half-support ed by the cabin skylight, was indulging In visions of calm repose. "While standing thus, with face averted from the driving storm, a deep red gleam il lumined the darkness on our starboard quar ter, Increasing so rapidly that ere a minute elapsed the upper works, lower mast and yards of the Wellesley were plainly defined In the red glare. In an instant the truth flashed npon me, she was on fire ; and bounding to the skylight 1 shouted : "Forward gun of the starboard forward division on the spar-deck I Fire I" It was our signal gun, and kept continual ly loaded, so that my order was obeyed In an Instant, while I followed up the report with the order, ' Bo'sen's mate, pipe all hands to quarters." The first lieutenant was at my side ere the sound of the mate's shrill whistle had ceased reverberating on our main, gnn. and berth decks, when he instantly divined the cause of the alarm, and assuming command, shouted, "Fire ! Tipa down all boats ! Waist and afterguard, puss the engines up from be Iom ! Topmen, hook yard and stay tackles. Forecastle men and sail trimmers, pass the messenger and take to." In an instant all was bustle and prepara tion, and ere a lapse of two minntes the re port of "messenger passed" was followed by that of "boats all ready," when Captain Wilmer, who had gained the deck, shouted, "Officers in charge of boats, to your station- al Bo'sen, pipe all boats away I" I sprang from the rail, grasped the yard tackle, and In an instant later landed in the launch, of which I had command. We then fell off, and in a few moments were scudding swift ly toward the burning ship. It-is almost needless to add that our example was follow ed by the various commanders in the fleet. and on dropping alongside the Wellesley we mustered a fleet of some sixty boats capable of accommadatlng at least nine hundred hanr's, a larger number, fortunately, than were placed In peril. The moment the first boat reached the ira import, me worn or nenarxation com menced, but owing to the tremendous gale and heavy sea proeressed but slowly, while the rapid advance of the fire drove numbers from the deck to seek safety In the sea, from which they were reseued as promptly as possible. It was truly a thrilling scene. The hull of the transport was evidently converted Into a perfect volcano, while from each of her hatches leaped a tongue of flame, which, seizing on her fresh tarred rifeine, trans ferred the whole mass Into a delicate treace ry of fire, and speedily consuming it left her tadt spars to tumble one after another over the stern, killing and wounding numbers in their descent. This catastrophe, although resulting In death to many, proved a means of safety to many others who might otherwise have per ished, as it established a direct means of communication with many of the boats which could not gain a position alongside. And thus the work went on, boat alter boat departing with its load of scorched, half na ked and shivering troops, with a light sprink ling of women and children, until nearly all were saved, when the task commenced of lowering the insensible forms of those who had been hnrt by the falline spars, in the rnh which had taken place on the discovery of the fire, or had fainted from excessive fright. Our boat being scarce one third full, we hauled alongside to receive our quota of the uofortuuate creatures, whom we handled as tenderly as possible, laying them in a tier in the stern-sheets, to the number often, when having as many as we could accommodate, we dropped astern, and shipping our oars we made a futile attempt to regain the Royal Sovereign. Finding that we could not gain an inch, I seized npon the first lull in the Rale to put the tiller hard up. when the launch swung off, and catching the next sea broad on her bow, careened so heavily that aha half-filled, when tne second caught her fairly astern, and fortunately righted her, bearing off some eight or ten fathoms on its boiling, bubbling crest, and leaving us In proper position to scud with safety. The briny bath exercised a reanimating effect upon several of our Insensible cargo, one of whom a female betrayed the fact of her restoration by loudly demanding her child. "My child I my child I Where Is my little Edward?" she demanded, in tones of thrill Ing anguish. "Tell me, for the love of hea ven. If any of you have seen my child 1" "Merciful Ileaven I what do I hear ? the voice of my benefactress?" exclaimed young man, who sat on the front part, sup porting the form of a young woman, who had evidently received fearful Injuries prior to her rescue from the burning wreck. "Is this Mrs. Clifford?" he asked, gently relin qulshing his insensible burden. "It is," responded the lady. Instantly ad ding, "Whoever you are you evidently know me, and must know something of my darling, Oh, have you seen him ? Is he safe ? Tell me, I conjure you." "Would to Heaven I could I" exclaimed the man, passionately. "Bill Hnnter would be only too happy to prove his gratitude to the benefactress of his wife." Oh, Ilnnter, my child, my Edward, and my husband "Nay, madame. Captain Clifford mnst be safe," rejoined the man, hastily. "I saw him myself actively employed in removing the Insensible from below, and he may have saved the child." "May have," she repeated, 'but you not certain, Hunter? Oh, you are not certain, and this suspense Is worse than deeth !" And the poor, bereaved mother groaned In her angnlsh, and clasping her hands over her eyes sat rocking her body to and fro, and ut tering that deep, convulsive sob which be trays so fully a breaking heart. And she Interceded so eloquently In onr behalf that my Susan might accompany me !" murmured the soldier, in an audible tone, as he resumed his seat and his former burden. on the pallid brow of which he nressad a fond kiss, adding, "My poor wife ! Would to ITeaven you had remained with my parents ; yon wonld have escaped this suffering, and perhaps death I" And the gallant fellow bowed his head, concealing his face In his hands, probably to hide the tears which were an honor to his manhood, since called forth by the suffering and probable fate of one who had forsaken friends and home to follow his uncertain fortunes. A minnte later we ronnded to under the counter of and received a line from the Del roar transport, alongside of and into which one boat was already discharging her freight of rescued. "Ship ahoy ! Can you accommodate twen ty more ?" I demanded, as my bowline made fast to him. i "Ay, my lad. a hundred I" was the trum- ! peted reply. "ITaul up, haul up at once and clear the track for others !" We obeyed, gaining, with difficulty, a po sition beneath tne gangway, when the de barkation of our freight commenced, the in sensible wife of the young soldier being the first attached to the whip by which the help less were taken on board. Mrs. Clifford was the second, the soldier having devoted himself to her as soon as he beheld his wife in safety, while I, 3eizing upon the first op portunity, bounded Into the Delmar's main chains, and gained her deck at the moment that the bereaved mother was relieved from the whip, when, recognizing me, she rushed to my side, and grasping my arm, exclaimed, "What shall I do ? IIow shall I discover the fate of my husband and child ?" "You must be quiet, madame," responded I urgently. "It 1? Impossible to learn any thing regarding them Just now, or indeed be fore this gale subsides, when I have no doubt you will find tbem safe and sound. They may have reached some other vessel ere this. Indeed, it is more than probable they have done so, since to my certain knowledge but few of the Wellesley's company are lost." "Bless you I" said she. "May heaven bless you for your consoling words t Yet I apprehend the worst. Do you think that they have reached this vessel ?" "Probably, madame, but I will ascertain," I replied ; and. advancing a few paces with the trembling mother still clinelne to mv arm, l was about to ask if anv one nf the iescued answered to the name of Captain Clifford, when the yonng soldier elbowed bis way through the srowd, exclaiming, "Mrs. Clifford I Mrs. Clifford I I have found him I" "Found whom ?" she demanded, wildly. 'Whom have you found ?" "Captain Clifford.your hausband, ma'am.' "And my child my Edward? Speak 1 What of him ? But lead me to my husband, he will tell me all." The young soldier guided her through the crowd in silence; while deeply Interested in the meeting about to take place, I followed to where a gentleman in the undress of an infantry officer lay partially supported by a half-naked soldier, bis countenance express ing at once the keenest physical anguish and a supreme degree of mental happiness. "Thank Ileaven ; you are safe, my belov ed I.ncy ; but where is ' -Edward I On, Father of Meicies I I came to you, my husband, for tidings of our boy. Can it be that you are as ignorant as myself?" "I never saw him but once after the alarm, Lucy, and then he was in the nuise's arms. She was seeking you; and I, deeming him safe with her Oh I my child, my child ; and I disabled and cannot search for him !" "In the nurse's arms I" repeated the young soldier. "Why, that was Susan. Did you mean," said he. "you saw Master Edward with my wife, captain ?" "Ay, Hnnter," was the reply. "Where is your wife ? The child must be with her." "Alas, no, sir. My wife is here. She she is insensible," and the young soldier ; and as he spoke he bent over the form I had failed to observe, adding, "I found her be neath a prostrate spar, by which she had been struck down, and, wrenching it aside, grasped the precious burden and escaped with it, as you see." "Then, Lucy, darling, our child is lost I" murmured the stricken officer, gently draw ing the crouching form of his wife to his breast, where she fainted, while the yonng soldier, bounding to his feet, exclaimed : "Not yet 1 no, no not yet ; not yet I I know tne spot where Susan lay. The fire has not reached it yet, and Master Edward must be there if not among the rescued. Who'll go with me to the burning wreck ?" "I will, my man I" I shouted, seized with a wild ambition to aid him In restoring the child to its parents, and grasping bis arm I fairly dragged him to the rail, on which I leaned, shouting: "Volunteers for the wreck I Sovereigns, ahoy ! A child is I .ft in yonder burning ship I Wbo will follow me to the rescue ?" The demand was instantly responded to by the unanimous shout of the launch's crew, "Sovereigns to the rescue I" when turned inboard, shouting, "a lighter boat I" Lower away the gig I" shouted some one on deck, when, pausing ao longer, I leaped from the rail into the launch, followed by tne intrepid soldier. Scarce a minute elapsed ere the Delmar's gig was down, and five of my men, the sol dier and myself, safely seated on her thwarts, when an unrestrained use of our knives severed the davit-tackles, and we were free. "Bear her off with your oars, and ship all, my lads !" I exclaimed, vainly endeavoring to find the rudder, when, abandoning the search, I grasped the loom of the after oar. which the soldier had secured, and lent my strength toward the impulsion of the buoy ant craft through or over the maddened billows, while from the Delmar's deck came a cheering shout : Give way, my lads, my noble hearts, and may Heaven speed you I" We did give way, each stroke of the oars making the little boat fairly leap from the brine, while the life-boat model on which she was constructed rendered us secure from all dansrer of being swamped. And It was foi tur.ate for us that her thwarts, stern-sheets and dias were air-tight lockers. Had they been otherwise nothing could have prevent ed us from going down. Inasmuch a we were half-full of water ere we bad accom plished half the distance to the wreck. We had made thepassage to the Delmarln the short space of four minutes, but our passage from ber to the wreck consumed four times that period and tenfold the exer tion, while In a few words the young soldier informed me of the cause of his daring. He had married without the consent of his colonel, and the regiment being soon after ordered on foreign service, he In vain sought permission for his wife to accompany him. Colonel Ross was inexorable, until his daugh ter, the young wife of Captain Clifford, es poused the cause of the anguish-stricken Su san, and ventured to intercede in her behalf. ne eonld deny his daughter nothing, so he consented, promising that she should take Susan Into her service, bv which means be would be spared the charge of suspending an established rule In her case. In this manner had the youthful soldier and bis young wife been spared the pain of separation, and in return for that kind Intercession he was now proving his gratitude. At length we reached the burnln g wreck, when a new difficulty presented itself. How were we to board it? To attempt such a feat to leeward was worse than folly, for the wreck, relieved of Its top hamper, rode part ly to the ebb, which was new setting strong, heaving the dismantled hnll Into the trongh of the sea, which made frequent breaches over'her, retarding the progress of the flames and preserving almost entire her starboard side. An attempt to board to windward would have been equal madness, and we were de bating npon the feasibility of an attempt to board by the wreck of the mizzen topmast, which hung drooping to the surface from the stern, when Ilunter demanded : "now near can you go with safety, sir?" "Within two boat's length," I replied. "Then sheer In," said he, "and I will swim the rest." "Nonsense I You couldn't I" replied I, startled by the proposition. "I have accomplished feats as dangerous for a less momentous object," said be. "I'll try it I can but fail I" "Give way gently, men I" said I, avoiding a reply for a moment, in order to consider the proposal in all its bearings, when the boat, losing headway and being to windward, began to close witb the wreck. We were three boats length, when he dropped his oar and was about to spring, bnt 1 restrained him, saving : "nold on I you will have a better chance by that spar over the stern, but bow can yon reach the boat If you are fortunate enough to find the child?" "Let me but find it," he exclaimed, "and I can afford to trust for safetyrln Him who rules the wind and waves." We were stem to, and within a boat's length of the wreck at the moment, when, singing to the crew to give way, I exclaimed. "Go, then, in His name, and here's to go with you!" And the next Instant we were both strug gling in the hissing brine. A minute later and we were clambering up the top-mat, from which we passed on deck, where we were obliged to pause, our passage being cut off by the destruction of the main deck from the main hatch aft, a portion of the weather-side forward remaining unscathed. "If the child lives unrescned, It is there, sir," said Hunter, indicating a portion of the foremast, with a heap of smoking canvas which lay along the weather-side, Just for ward of the chesstree." "Follow me. then," said I, briefly ; and clambering over the quarter-rail I crawled along outside the bulwark, clinging to the chained hammock rail, until I reached the forward channels, when I bounded inboard, followed by my gallant companion. "It was here I found my wife ; and, thank heaven!" the ehild is here alive.be exclaimed, as the faint wail of an Infant saluted our ears. It was but the work of a minute to clear away the mass which concealed the infant, whom we found lying beside the wreck of the spar, while the charred weather rigging had fallen in such a manner as afforded it protec" tion from the feet of those who must have passed and repassed the spot In the hurry and excitement of abandonment. Hnnter clasped the child In bis arms, and spurning all my proffers of aid, preceded me to the taffrail by the same dangerous path we had previously trodden, when, the boat be ing pear at hand, be fearlessly committed himself and charge to the mercy of the waves. My gallant crew, being prepared for the event, were ready, and fortunately able to render him prompt and efficient aid, scarce a minute elapsing ere they bad him safe on board. My rescue followed, of course, and was effected with greater difficulty, a moun tain billow breaking while I was Immersed and heading me and the boat asunder, when nearly two minutes passed ere she came with in mv reach. At length I was in her stern sheets again, and a few minutes later we dropped alongside of the Delmar, where our success was already known and where our presence was hailed with a general manifes tation of Joy. Need I tell you bow the sight of that re union of parents and child rewarded me ten fold for my share in the rescue of the latter? But I mnst add that 1 was delighted when Colonel Ross approached the young soldier as he stood supporting bis now conscious wife and receiving the congratulations of bis friends and extending his hand, which the young man humbly clasped, said : "Hunter, brave men carry their own re ward with tbem ; but, both as your com manding officer and friend, your action of this night claims at my bands a gratefufond public acknowledgment I will see to your ruture, and to that of your wife. " Although I didn't sleep soundly the re mainder of that night In the hammock swung forme in the ward-room of the Delmar, yet i never retired to rest so perfectly contented with myself and all mankind as on that night rendered memorable by the burning of the "Wellesly transport. THERMOMETER PASTAL003S. Iloffensteln was busily engaged scold in i? Herman for not polishing a lot of chean 1ew- elry there was in the show case, when a stoop-shouldered countryman entered the store and Inquired : "nave you got any good Jean pants here ?" "Certainly, my frent," replied Hoffen- stein, "we make a specialty of goods in that line und we defy competition. If we sell anyding und you don't like It.you gets your money back or someding else In exchange you know. Vas you a farmer ?" "Yes, sir ; I live up on Red River." "Yell, den, you need a pair uf pants like dese," said noffenstein, pulling out a sky blue pants from a pile of clothing on the counter. "Dey vas de genervine doeskin, und vill last de whole year oud, you know." The countryman took the pantaloons to the light, examined the texture of the cloth, and then, shaking his head knowingly, said : "There's too much cotton In them ; they will shrink." "Of course, my frent, dey vill'shrink, bnt vait und I tells you someding. If a man vat owns a pank or keeps a store comes here, I don't sell him dem kind of pants. Vy ? Be cause dey vas made expressly for de farming Dlssness. Dey vas the dermometer pants. and a blessing to every farmer vat vears a pair of dem. Do you know, my frent dose pants vill tell you exactly vat de vedder vill be. Yen it was going to be vet und cold dose pants vill begin to shrink up, und ven it vas going to be dry und varm dey comes rleht down, you know. Dree years ago I sells a balr uf dem to a man vat vas named Yilklns, und efer since den be makes good crops ven de Oder beople don't make noding, because be always knows by bis dermometer pants vat de vedder vill be. After avile de people In the neighborhood finds out the secret uf Yilkin's success, und at de beginning uf de blarting season, you know, dey comes for dirty miles around, und if dey see Yilkin's pants crawling up his legs dey holds off und valts for a change, but if his pants vas down dey goes rieht back home und put In de crop. Dink uf it, mine frent Mit de dermometer pants you can dell exactly ven to put de cab bage seed und blant corn dwice as better as mit any almanac, besides ven de vedder gets so cold und vet dot the pants goes up under your arms you can sew buttons on de frout und vear dem as a vest." When Hoffensteln finished his yarn con cerning the pantaloons the countryman smiled and, turning abruptly on his heel, left the store. "Did you see de vay dot man acted, Her man ?' said noffenstein. angrily. "Yes, sir," replied the clerk. "Yell, it shnst shows dot de more you try to help some peoples along, de more you don't get any tanks for it." What Shall We Do With Mother ? An exchange asks this question, and we hasten to answer it If she is old and worn out, and you haven't a brother living on an u nbealthy farm, you could chloroform her, but then, she might come to some time and make you trouble. If It was In the good old times yon conld sell her at auction to the highest bidder. If you have no obscure rel atives you cau shove ber off on. and she has been so Imprudent and reckless as to run through with all ber means In order to bene fit her children, there Is nothing left but the old ladies' refuge or the poor house. But there Is one drawback to the latter ; people have a contemptible way of talking about affairs that do not concern them, and if you are only comfortably well off and have a mother In the poor house, they wiil insinuate that you have no feeling and make unpleas ant remarks. But if you are worth t75,000 it is all right ; go ahead. What is a mother worth to you after you are brought up and can go alone anywhere ? Old people are only in the way. To be snre there are some ridi culous people who will talk. "Where are their mothers? Cooking dotermuts in the basement kitchen or minding the baby in the third story back attic. Its money In their pockets to utilize her in this way. What shall we do with mother? You can't bury her alive I Public prejudice would be against yon. It is a problem, come to think of it A worn-out, superannuated mother I A useless, toiling, complaining mother I A weary, qaerulous, tottering, old-fashioned mother I Hum I We know what we would do with ber were she ours. She would have the best room iu the bouse if there were only one room she should have that the softest bed, the easiest chair. She should have shelter, food, warmth and love I She should have respect, tenderness, patience that would in some faint measure try to re pay her boundless devotion to a crying, red- nosed, ill-tempered brat of years aeo a de votion that lasted throueh all the wayward years of a disajrreeable, presumptuous youth. Every furrow In the dear old face should be sacred to memory. Every cracked and wheezy tone of her dear old voice should have the ring of music In It and if ever our ugly carnal nature got the upper hand of us we would look into her faded face and think how short the time, even at its very longest, when we could no more ask for forgiveness, or hear It from lips that would then be silent forever. Go to I You may be old yourself some day and nobody will want to have you around. Of all pensioners In the world mothers deserve the highest premium. De troit Pott and Tribune. Th Letter that Startlfd a H cs band. A Broad etreet merchant's wife yesterday gave him Ihe following letter, with instruc tions that It should not be opened until be got to bis place of business : "I am forced to tell you something that I know will trou ble you, but it Is my duty to do so. I am determined that you shall know it let the results be what thev may. I nave known for a week that this trial was coming, but kept it to myself until to-day. when it has reached a crisis and I eannot keep it any longer. You roust not censure me too harshly, for vou must reap the benefits aawell as myself. I do hope it won't crush yon. The flour is all out Please send me some this afternoon. I thought by this method you would not for get i," The husband telegraphed forthwith for a harrel of the best flour in the market to be sent to bis borne lnstanter. NatXrill American. COL. CRAWFORD AT THE STAKE. A HORROR OF FRONTIER DATS HOW A GAL LANT MAN SUFFERED AND DIED. The Pittsburgh Post recently printed some account of the celebration at Upper San dusky, Ohio, on Saturday, June 11, of the one hundredth anniversary of the burning of CoI.rWm. Crawford by the Delaware Indians. Col. Crawford was from Westmoreland coun ty, In this State, and in 1782 led an expedi tion against the Indians, which came to a disastrous ending. The spot where Craw ford suffered Is eight miles north of Upper Sandnsky, on Tymochtee creek, and a village Dearmg the name of Crawford. A monu ment erected by the pioneers of Wyandot county m 1877, marks the spot. In this con nection It Is well enough to recall the facts surrounding the cruel torture of Colonel Crawford, although they are tolerably famil iar to the readers of frontier history. J Colonel Crawford bad been captured by the Delaware Indians, and by well establish ed tribal laws he was their property and sub ject to disposal according to the laws govern ing such cases. In their opinion tKe distin guished prisoner was a royal personage the Great Captain and It was but proper that the royal law of the nation should be honored In his person, and the provisions of the law demanded burning at the stake, nis case had been passed upon by the proper judicial power or the nation the warriors who by a unanimous vote had decided that the law should be vindicated, and the great executive power of the commonwealth the chiefs had put Its seal of approval upon their action by ratifying their vote, and nothing now re mained to be done but to order the execution of the prisoner. But there was a power behind the throne that must be consulted, as the burning of prisoners was ar. expunged and obselete cn. torn among the Wyandots, and as the Dela wares were tenants at will In the Sandnsky country, under and subject to the pleasure of the Wyandots, they did not dare to Inflict trip death penalty In that manner upon the Wy andot s territory without first obtaining per mission from the Half King. The all-absorb ing problem In the mind of Captain Tipeand Wlngemnnd was, bow can the consent of romncan -naif King be obtained ? Fearing a refusal if application was made direct to the Wyandot sachem, the Delaware chiefs resorted stratagem to carry their point A messeneer bearing a belt of wampnn was sent to the Half King with the following message: "Uncle! We, your nephews, the Lenni Lenane (the Indian name of the Del awares,) salnte yon In a spirit of kindness, love and respect Uncle I We have a project In view which we ardently wish to accom plish If our uncle will not overrule ns I By returning the wampum we will have your pledged word." The naif King was somewhat confused at this mysterious message, ne questioned the messenger, who, having been previously In structed by Captain Pipe and Wingemund, feigned to be Ignorant of everything pertain ing to the nature of the "project they wished to accomplish." The Half King concluded it was a contemplated expedition of a Dela ware war party intending to strike some of the white settlements, returned the belt to the messenger, saying. "Say to my nephews they have my pledge." This was a death warrant to the unfortunate Crawford. As soon as the fleet runner bad returned from the naif King's village with the now torture empowering belt of wampum. Col. Crawford was ordered forward. A short distance bronght them to the Tvmocbtee, and another halt was made. They bad now arrived within three quarters of a mile of Captain Pipe's town, which was further down the creek. It was on the 11th day of June, and the afternoon was well spent when Crawford, under escort of his tormentors, arrived at this ever memorable spot of giound. They here met many Wyandots from the naif King's town, and men, squaws and children from Captain Pipe's village Just below. A fire was brightly burning. Crawford was strip ped naked and ordered to sit down neat the fire. The Indians now beat bim with their fists and sticks. The fatal stake a post about fifteen feet high had been set firmly in the ground, and piles of hickory poles rather thicker than a man's thumb, and from eight to tw?lve feet long, lay at the distance of four or five yards from the stake. Craw ford's bands were tied behind his back. A strong rope was produced, one end of which was fastened to the ligature between bis wrists, and the other tied to the post near the ground. The rope was long enough to per mit him to walk around the stake several times, and then return. Crawford, observing these terrible prepa rations, called to Simon Girty, who sat on horseback at the distance of a few vards from the fire, and asked if the Indians were going to burn bim. Girty very coolly replied In the affirmative. Crawford heard the reply with firmness, merely observing that he would bear It with fortitude. When the io!es bad been burned asunder in the middle," Captain Pipe arose and ad dressed the crowd in a tone of great energy, and with animated gestures, pointing fre quently to Crawford, who regarded bim with an appearance of unruffled composure. As soon as he had ended bis harangue, a loud whoop buist forth from the assembled throng and all made a rush tor the unfortunate prl oner. For several seconds the crowd was so great around Crawford that Knight, who was seated a little distacce away, could not nee what they were doing, but in a short time they had sufficiently dispersed to give him a view of the Colonel. His ears had been cut off, and the blood was streaming down each side of bis face. A terrible scene of torture now commenced The warriors shot charges of powder into his naked body, commencing at the calves of his legs, and continuing to his neck. It was the opinion of Knight that no less tban seventy loads were discharged upon bim. Three or four Indians, by turns, wonld take un one of the burning pieces of poles and apply the burning end to his naked body, already burned black with powder. These tormenters presented themselves on every side of him, so that whichever way be ran round the post, they met bim with the burning brands. Some of the squaws look broad pieces of bark, upon which they would cany a quantity of burning coals and hot embers, and throw on him, so that, in a short time he had nothing but coals of fire and hot ashes to walk npon. Io the midst of these extreme tortures, Crawford called to Girty and beeged of bim to Fhoot bira through the heart. "Don't you see I have no gun, Colonel," replied the white savage monster, bursting into a loud laugh, and then turning to an Indian beside him be uttered ome brutal Jests upon the naked and miserable appear ance ef the suffering prisoner, and seemed delighted at the horrid scene. The terrible scene had now lasted more than two hours and Crawford had become very much exhausted. He walked slowly around the stake upon bis fiery pathway, and In a low tone of voice earnestly besought God to pardon all his sins and have mercy on his soul. His nerves bad lost much of their sensibility and he no longer shrunk from the firebrands with wbich bis tormentors inces santly touched him. At length he sank In a fainting fit upon his face and lay motionless. Instantly an Indian sprang upan his back, knelt lightly upon one knee, made a circular Incision with his knife upon the crown of his head, and clapping his knife between his teeth, tore the scalp off with both hands. Scarcely had this been -done, wt-en a wither ed old hag approached with a piece of bark full of coals and burning embers, and poured tbem upon tlje crown of his head, now laid bare to the bone. The Colonel groaned deeply, arose and walked slowly around th stake. Fature at length conld endure iio more, and at a late hour In the ever.lig h fell for the last time, and sweetly w1couh . death, which at one stroke bore Colonel "Vil liam Crawford beyond the rach cf h' vin dictive tormentors, and gave Wyandot crnri ty a martyred hero of which she is Justly proud. After Crawford died, so runs the tradition, the burning fagots were heaped together, his body placed upon the pvre. and around .his charred and smouldering remains danced the delighted savages for many hours. When the news 'f the torture reached tb Shawanese villages, the exultatinn and Joy of the savages was unbounded. Net so when the awful story was repeated In the settle ments upon the border. A gl oom was spread upon every countenance. Colonel Craw ford's melancholy end was lamented far and wide. There were few men on the frontiers at that time whose loss could have been more sensibly felt or more keenly deplored. But above all, heartrending was the aneuish In a lonely cabin on the banks of theTouchlo gheny, and the deep grief of the disconsolate widowed wife and mother as she brrwled over the overwhelming suffering of thefait'u fal husband and loving father, as be, afar ff in the dismal wilds of a "Western forest, end ed the journey of his mortal life upon a path way of fire. A CcRTors Wat of ContTiNa. The two thousand Choetaws still living in tbeir ances tral homes In Mississippi retain In their prls tine vigor many of the usages of their ances tors. Among these are the methods em ployed In conducting a eourrslrip and mar riage ceremony. When a young Choctaw," of Kemper or Nesboba coanty, pees a maid en who pleases his fancy, be watches his op portunity until be finds her alone, ne tl en approaches within a few yards of her and gently casts a pebble toward her, so that It may fall at her feet ne may have tt -lo this two or three times before be attracts the maiden's attention. If this pebble throwing is agreeable, she soon makes it manifest ; if otherwise, a scornful look and a decided "ekwah" Indicate that his suit Is In vain. When a marriape isagteed npon the lovers appoint a time and place for the ceremony. On the marriage day the friends and rela tives of the respective couple meet at their respective houses or village and then march toward each othei. When they arrive near the marriage ground generally an Interme diate space between the two villages halt within about a hundred yards of each other. The brothers of the woman then go acrosa to the opposite party and bring forward the man and set him down on a blanket spread npon the marriage ground. The man's sis ters then do likewise by going over and bringing forward the woman and seating ner by the side of the man. Sometimes, to fur nish a little merriment for the occasion, the woman Is expected to break loose and run. Of course phe is pursued, captured and brought back. All parties assemble around the expectant conple. A ban of bread is broncht forward by the woman's relatives and deposited pear ber. In like manner the man's re!attves bring forward a bae of meat and deposit U near him. The man's friends and relatives now begin to throw presents upon the head and shoulders of the woman. These pres ents are of any kind that the donors choose to give, as articles of clothing, money, trin kets, ribbons, etc. As soon as thrown they are quickly snatched off by the woman's rel atives and distrinuted among themselves. During all this time the couple sit very quiet ly and demurely, not a word spoken by eith er. "When all the presents have been thrown and distributed the couple, now roan and wife, arise, the provisions from the bags are spread and, just as In civilized life, the cere mony Is rounded off with a festival. Tbe festival over, the company disperses and the gallant groom conducts his bride to bis home, where they enter upon the tolls and respon sibilities of the future. Xatrht Ihnim rat. Spring Conundrums. Why.in the spring of the year, do picnics become epidemic, and young and old, rich and poor, rus off Into the woods to eat Sieir lunch under the trees, and be fed on by ticks and mosqni toes ? It Is simply because for tens of thou sands of years man was in nomadic condi tion, ne wandered about with his family In the woods, living on berries and betng annoy ed by insects, and though roan has bacorae civilized, and lives In a house, jet, neverthe less, abont once a year an irreslstable des lr to return to his old vagabond life comes over him, and be just has to go on a picnic, after he cools down for the rest of the year, and. puts sweetoil on the tick bites Just so it is with women gardening. Until' quite recently woman had to do all the hard work in the field. She bad to dig up th ground, plant the crop, and gather ft until It became second nature to her. ner husband was kind enough to encourage ber to keep on' by shaking a big 6tick at ber when she wanted to sit down and rest but It was be low hto dignity to work. Such was the con dition of woman from the beginning of time. It will be remembered that Adam w.ti too lazy to gather in the apples, so Eve Lad to do it for him. Of course all this Is changed now. AH that most women do in the way of bard work U to dress up. and go to par ties, but every spring she cannot resist the impulse to put on ber worst clothes and drudge with a hoe In the front yard, as she used to do thousands of years aeo. IT Is said to be a fact easily demonstrated that the man wbo leaves dirty water In the wash basin gets mnch shorter wings than any of the other angels. t o t I ! i ; I r ! 1 i! 1 1 i ! : t J I i s