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Don't be imposed on with imitations. a I STATEMENT OF THE RECEIPTS AM) EXJ'EMlTfKEScFttAi.MTZlM JlOR ouoh for the year cn iiriK April 10. lsj : Okoroe (Jrrrjin, t'olleetor. Ha. To amount ol Duplicate $i'Tl,27 Hy im't of tax collected f2M.78 ' exoneration " " rcturnt-.l tot'ommission'ra 13.65 $271.27 To T To Py Thomas Hradlkt, Treasurer, I)!t. am't reo'U fr'rn F. J. Christy. 're;,?iirer Q0.59 am"t tpc'iI from Collector 2'o.74 " nncs, etc 38.75 $S70.10 Cn. A mlltors' fees $ 4 75 Treasurer's pereentneo 7 4 Knrniture for Iock nL 10 7S Piilishin(r iio Work on streets V.'Xt Kent -f Lx lt up 24.00 Cnnf table's salary 2.(0 Iiimlier ." " 20.60 Justice's fee for oath, etc 1.2s secretary's Raiary 15 0i) Kepairinif Iick-up 1 00 Hlacksmilhinir eor2M.M Halanre In Treasurer'! hands. $119.44 We, the nndersiirned Aaditor. of Oallltrln Hor ouirh. have exaininej the accounts of the Collect or and Treasurer, and eertHv that they are as above stated. JAMKSEVOAN ) A- TK X ELL! S Andltors. -M. F. KELLY, S Oailitiln, April 10, lSii4-3t. I EXECUTORS' NOTICE. -J Estate of Francis I'oopur, dee'd Letters testamentary to the estate of Francis Cooper, late of Clearfield township, dee'd havinic been issued to the nndcrsiirned bv the Kritisterof t'ambrla county, notice Is herehy"Klven to ail per sons indebted to said estate that payment must be made without rtelay. and those having claims airainst the same should present them properly authenticated fur settlement. FH I LIP COOPER ) Joseph C( pek. Kietow. Clearfield Twp., March 24. lSSl.-6t. AUDITOR'S NOTICE. The m.ar turned Anditor. appointed bv the Cnnrt of t'ommon I'leas of Cambria county to hear and de cide all questions arisinir under exceptions filed to the final account of Henry Walters, Eo As signee of ltvld Smay. and to report distribution of the funds In his funds, hereby irives notice that he will sit at his sfllce In Ebenshurit on Monday the ttt day 0 May. A. D. J-Wf. at 3 o'clock, r. n to attend to the duties of said appointment, at which time and place all parties interested mav attend If tlier see nr.. per. ALV1N EVA.NS. Ebensburir, April 14,18.-3t. Auditor ADMINISTRATION NOTICE. Estate of Patrick Smith, dee'd. Letters of administration on the estate of Pat rick Smith, late of Tunnelhill borouKh. deceased havinK been granted to the ondersiuned bv the Kcgister of Cambria county, all persons Indebted to said estate are hereby notified that prompt pay ment must be mude. and those harms; claims or demands aeainst the same will present them pro perly authenticated for settlement. Jl LI A SMITH. Administratrix. Tunnelhill, April 14, lSS2.-t. MIS. BUCKLEY, ATTORXF.Y.AT.T.4.W, ALUM ijf A, PA. W Offlca over tho First National Hank. En trance on Twelfth street, abova Eleveotu avenue Aluooa. April 2, IHSl.-tf. $66 a week inyourown ton. Termand Montfit Ttt. Address. H. UaHeff Co., Portlana, M. SO IIJIE FOR IIATIXC Becone with feud ! Away with strife I Oar huniiin hearts unnmtinef ; . Let us be friends again ! This life Is all too short for hating : So dull the day, so dim the way, So round the road we're faring Far better weal with faithful friend, Than stalk alone uncaring. The barren fiz, th withered vine, Are tyoes of selfish living ; But souls that give, like thine and mine, Renew their life by giving. Wnile cypress waves o'er early graves, On all the ways we're going, . Far better plant where seed is scant, Thau tread on fruit that's growing. Awa with scorn 1 since die we must, And rest on one low pillow ; Thore are no rivals in the dust No foes beneath the willow. So dry the bowers, so few the flowers. Our earthly way discloses. Far better stoop, where daisies droop. Than tramp on broken roses !; Of what are all the joys we hold, Compared to joys above us? Arid what are rank, and power, and gold, Coniparrd to hearts to love us? So fleet our years, sn full of tears. So close death is awaitine God cives us space for loving grace But leaves no time for hating. JlSTK FAS CKLMLS. INNOCENT VICTIMS WHO HAVE SUFFERED FOR THE GUILTT. The chains of 4rcumstances which have dragged the innocent to the expiation of the crimes of others clank in the criminal records of all countries anil ages. Innumerable links compose them, some so strong that they have endured the severest tests the law could aD ply to them ; others mere playthings, often forged by the victim's own act. Sir Edward Coke affirms that the most common cause of j false condemnation on the evidence of cir i cumslances is the inclination of the party charged with the offense to lie on his own be half when he finds the evidence against him go plausible. Ir, order to combat the coinci dences of Fate he invents what he considers a cogent lie to explain it away, and is Invari ably detected. One case in the great law yer's own cognizance was that of a gentleman who was accused of the murder of his infant niece and ward. He was so frightened that he produced a false ward to disprove the charge of which he knew himself to be guilt less. The trick was discovered and he was hanged. Shortly nfterward the victim he had suffered for not creating was rescued from the band of Gypsies who ha4 kidnapped her. DOOMED BY HIS DAUGHTER. In the year 1721 there resided In Edinburg an upholsterer named William Shaw, who had a daughter, Catherine Shaw. This young woman encouraged the addresses of John Lawson, a profligate young man, addicted to every kind of dissipation. He was forbidden the house, but the daughter continued to see him clandestinely ; the father, on the discov ery, kept her strictly confined. William Shaw had for some time urged his diughter to receive the addresses of a son of Alexander Robertson, a friend and neighbor; and one evening, being very urgent with her thereon, she peremptorily refused, declaring she preferred death to being young Robert son's wife. The most passionate expressions arose on both sides, and the words barbarity, cruelty and death were frequently pro nounced by the daughter loudiy and emphat ically. The greater number of the buildings in Edinburgh are tall and massive, divided into flats. William Shaw resided in one of these, and a partition only divided his dwelling from that of James Morrison, a watch-case maker. This man indistinctly overheard the conversation and quarrel between Catherine Shaw and her father, and was particularly struck with the repetition of the above words. At the end of the squabble he heard Shaw go out and lock the door, and presently heard several groans from the daughter. Alarmed, he called some of his neighbors, who, in his room, not only heard the groans, but dis tinctly ,hearl Catharine Shaw two or three times faintly exclaim : "Cruel father, thou art the cause of my death." A Constable was procured and an entrance forced. Cath erine wns found weltering in htr blood, and the fatal knife by her side. She was alive, but speechless ; but on questioning her as to owing her death to her father, she was just able to make a motion with her head appa rently in the affirmative, and expired. At this criti.-al moment William Shaw returned. At the sight of his daughter he turned pale, trembled, and was ready t sink. The first surprise and the succeeding horror left little doubt of his guiH in the breasts of the be holders ; and even that little was done away on the Constable discovering that the shirt of William Shaw was bloody. Evidence such as this was considered ample to secure his hanginz in November, 1721. Next year a man who had become the les see of his rooms found a scrap or folded pa per in a crevice behind the mantel-piece, from which it had evidently fallen or been blown. It was a letter from Catherine Shaw, five minutes after her father's departure, an nouncing that she intended to cotumit'sui cide. It may have been some satisfaction to Wil liam Shaw that when his innocence was es tablished the authorities caused a flag to be waved over his grave. WITHIN AN INCH OF HTS LIFE. In the reign of Charles II, Jacques du Moulin, a French refugee, having brought over his family and a small sum of money, employed it in purchasing lots of goods that had been condemned at the Custom-house, which he acain disposed of by retail. He came frequently to persons of whom he had received money with pieces of counterfeit coin, and pretended that they were among the pieces which had been paid him. This soon brought him into disrepute, and he gradually lost business and credit. It hap pened that having sold goods to one Harris a person with whom lie had no dealings, he received the money in guineas and Portugal gold. In a few days he returned with six pieces, which he averred were of base metal, and part of the sum which he had a few days before received. Du Moulin insisted that he bad put the money in a drawer by itself, and locked it np till he offered it in payment of a bill of exchange, and then the pieces were found to be bad. Harris became angry, and charged Da Moulin with intending a fraud and told the story wherever he went, until the refugee sued him for defamation. In self-defense Harris and several previous vic tims joined to sue out a warrant against him on a charge of offering counterfeit coin. ne was arrested and his house searched. Counterfeit coin, tools, molds and the like were found in his escritoire. On this evi dence he was convicted and sentenced to death. A few days before the carrying out of the sentence a seal engraver named Wil liams was killed by a fall from his horse. His wife, who was pregnant, suffered a fatal miscarriage from the shock, and at the point of death sent for the wife of the condemned man and revealed the fact that her husband had bean associated with three other men in coining base money, which she had been fre quently employed to put off, and was In trusted w ith the whole secret. One of these persons hired himself to Du Moulin as a kind of footman and porter, and beinc provided by the gang with false keys, had disposed of a very considerable sum of bad money by opening his master's escritoire and leaving it there iu the stead of an equal number of good pieces, which he took out. The men were taken the same day, and at their lodgings a great quantity of bad money, and many in struments for coining were found. Upon this discovery Du Moulin's execution was suspended, and a little further inquiry de veloped the fact that the damnatory tools found in his desk had been placed there by the footman who, when the officers came to search for evidence against his master on the charges brought by Harris and his associates, thought they were after him and srot the criminating implements out of the way of Joiug him harm. THE HIGHWAYMAN'S SCAPEGOAT. In the year 1742, near Hull, a gentleman was stopped late in the evening, about seven miles from the town, by a single highwayman with a mask on his face, who robbed him of a purse containing twenty guineas. The highwayman rode off ad full speed, and the gentleman, agitated by what had passed, rode nly two miles further, and stopped at the Bell Inn, kept by Mr. James Biunell. ne related to several persons the fact of his hav ing been robbed, to which he added that when lie traveled he always gave his gold a peculiar mark, and that every guinea in the purse taken from him was thus marked. The gentleman had not long finished his supper when Mr. Brur.ell came into the par lor where he was, and informed him that he had a waiter, one John Jennings, who had of late been full of money, and very extrava gant. Long before dark that day he had sent out Jennings to change a guinea for him; the man had only come back since the arrival of the traveler saying he could not .get change, and, seeine Jennings to be in liquor he bad sent him off to bed, determined to discharge him in the morning. Mr. Brunell 1 continued to say that when the guinea was brought back to him, it struck hira that it was not the same which be had sent out for change, there being on the returned one a mark, which he was very sure was not upon the other ; he unluckily paid away the guin ea to a man who lived at some distance, and who had now gone home, but he suggested that Jennings' clothing be searched. In the slumbering sot's pockets were found the purse and nineteen marked guineas. He was hanged at Hull, and a year afterward Brunell himself was apprehended for rob bing a euest, and found to have been guilty of many highway robberies, among them that of the twenty guineas. After robbing the traveler, he had got home before him by a short cut and rapid riding, and paid one of the guineas away to a man to whom he owed a small bill. Afterward he heard with con sternation that the eolns were marked, and the thought of accusinc and sacrificing poor Jennings, who was drunk enough to be an easy victim to his own destruction suggested itself, and was fatally carried out. THE VILLAGE INN" MUPDER. The famous case of Jonathan Bradford will bear retelling. Bradford kept an inn in Oxfordshire, on the London road to Oxford. He bore a respectable character. Mr. Haj es, a gentleman of fortune, put up at Bradford's. He there joined company with whom he sup ped, and in conversation unguardedly men tioned that he had then about him a consid erable sum of money. In due time they retired to their respective chambers, the gentlemen to a two bedded room, leaving a candle burning in the ehimney corner. Some hours after they were in bed, one of the gen tlemen being awake, heard a deep groan in an adjoining chamber, and awoke his friend. The sound increasing, as of one djing and in pain, they proceeded to the next chamber, from whence the groans seemed to come. The dooi being ajar, they saw a light in the room and a man weltering in his blood in the bed, with another standing over him with a dark lantern in one hand and a knife in the other. The man seemed as much petrified as themselves but his terror carried with it aii the appearance of guilt. The gentlemen soon discovered that the murdered person was the stranger with whom they had that night supped, and that the man who was standing over him was their host. They seized Bradford and disarmed him of his fenire, and charged him with being the murderer. He positively denied the crime, and asserted that he came there with the same humane intentions as themselves ; for that, hearing a noise, which was succeed ed by groaning, he got out of bed, struck a light, armed himself with a knife for his de fense, and had that minute entered the room before them. He was found guilty in spite of his protes tations, and expiated the crime. Long af terward it was discovered that the real mur derer was Hayes' footman. But there was a species of poetic justice about Bradford's execution after all. He had actually been on his way to kill his guest when he discovered that some .one had reached that end before him. "THE FELLOW THAT LOOKS LIKE ME." Another case, curious by reason of the mistake in identity involved was that of Thomas Geddely, who lived as a waiter with Mrs. Hannah Williams, who kept a public house at York, and was deemed in wealthy ciicumstances. One morning her desk was found broken open and robbed, and Thomas Geddely disappearing at the same time, no doubt was entertained as to the robber. About a twelve-month after a man calling himself James Crow came to York, and worked a few days for a precarious subsist ence in carrying goods as a porter. Many accosted him as Thomas Geddeley. ne de clared he did not know them, and that his name was James Crow, and that he never was at York before. But this was held as merely a trick to save himself from the con sequencces of the robbery. His mistress was sent for, and in the midst of many people instantly singled him out and called him by name (Thomas Geddely). Ho absolutely affirmed that he was not Thomas Geddely, that he knew 110 such person, that he never was in York before, and that his name was James Crow. Not, however giv ing a good account of himself, but rather ad mitting that he was a vagabond and petty rogue, and being nnable to prove an alibi, he was found guilty and executed. Some time after the true Thomas Geddely, who, on robbing his mistress had fled to Ireland, was taken up in Dublin for a crime of the same stamp, aud there condemned and executed. HTKO FOR A WOMAN'S CRIME. Forty odd years ago a poor German came to New York and took lodgings, where he was allowed to do his own cooking in the same room with the family . The husband and wife lived in a perpetual quarrel. One day the German came into the kitchen with a clasp knife and a pan of potatoes, and he began to pare them for his dinner. The quarrelsome couple were in a more violent altercation than usual, but he sat with his back toward them, and being Ignorant of their languege, felt no danger of being in volved in their dispute. But the woman, with a sudden and unexpected movement, snatched the knife from his hand and plung ed It into her husband's heart. She had suf ficient presence of mind to rush into the street and scream murder. The poor foreigner in the meanwhile, seeing the wounded man reel, sprang forward to catch him in his arms, and drew out the knife. Teople from the street crowded in and found him with the dying man in his arms, the knife in his hand, and blood upon his clothes. The woman swore in the most positive terms that he had been fighting with her husband, and had stabbed him with a knife he always carried. The unfortunate German knew too little English to understand her accusation or to tell his own story, ne was dragged off to rrison, and the true state of the case was made known through an inter preter ; but it was not believed, and the real criminal swore unhesitatingly that she saw him commit the murder. He was executed, notwithstanding the most persevering efforts of his lawyer, John Anthon, whose convic tions of the man's Innocence were so pain fully strong that from that day he refused lo have any connection with a capital case, very much as a well known ex-Ring Mayor did a couple of years ago. Some years after the woman died, and on her deathbed confessed her agency in the diabolical transaction. Society, according to Mrs. Lydia Maria Child, who tells the story, was intensely ag itated by the discovery, but the power to atone for the wrong had been thrown away, and the poor victim did not profit by this tardy repentance. Hanging may not be played out in New York, as a vulvar assassin once made him self historical by asserting, but if it had many such victims it ought to be. What Was Heard When the Tiano STorrED. There was a social gathering in Rockland the other evening, and amone the guests present was a musical genius from Boston. A number of local celebrities had favored the company with selections, both vocal and instrumental, and then the musi cal genius from Boston was with great diffi culty prevailed upon to play a piece upon the riano. He seated himself amid much applause, and fell to pawing the ivory keys with a vigor that left iw doubt of the sincer ity of his emotions. The audience contem plated the scene for a brief moment, and then fell into a pleasant and comfortable conversation, intermixed with light and joy ous bursts of laughter, as is customary among good society when a person is per lorming on the piano. An idea flew into the mind of the musical genius as he proud ly listened to the storm of laughter and con versation which his talent had called forth. He suddenly stopped in the middle of a bar, or a rest, or some musical term, and the aw ful silence of the piano was filled by the fol lowing fragmentary ends of current remarks : Was awfully cold," said the thin woman in blue dress and green libuons. "Of the best pork." said the bald-headed man with the mottled face. "So we chipped another ten all around,"' said the young man iu the phenominally short ceat. Tuts on airs like all Boston musicians," said the sad eyed party who had been watch ing the musical genius' back with jealous eyes. 'Soaked fat dreadfully," said the little woman in corkscrew curls. "Always flirts in a company like this," said the maiden lady, whose eyes were fas tened on a handsome girl on the opposite side of the loom. "Think family albums are justheaveuly," said a gushing young thing in pink, who was talking to a weak-eyed young man in glasses. "Can't like these mixed times," said the prim women in gray hair and a jet black switch. "1 eat sours on my stomach," said the dyspeptic-looking man in the long black coat. "Cut them off with father's razor," said the girl in tight boots. 'Sewed a patch on his old ones," said the fat woman in the baby blue sack. And silence fell on the assemblage, and the thermometer on the mantel dropped to twenty degrees below zero. Rockland (Me.) Courier. Taking Time by the Forelock. The Detroit Free Pres says : At the battle of Groveton Stonewall Jackson tried an experi ment which nearly frightened a Federal force out of their boots. Bars of railroad iron were cut up into foot lengths and fired from some of his heaviest gnns, and the noise these mis siles made as they went sailing through the air was a sort of cross between the shriek of a woman and the bray of a mule. The Fed erals listened in wonder at the first few which banged through the tree tops, and presently one of the pieces fell just in front of a Penn sylvania regiment. A captain stepped for ward to. inspect it, and after tornine it over he rushed to his colonel with the news. "Colonel, them infernai;rebs are firing rail road iron at us !" "Nor "They are, for a fact!" "Captain, advance your company to that tidge and deploy, and the minute you find Jackson is getting ready to fire freight cars at us send me word. I don't propose to have my regiment mashed into the ground when it can just as well be decently exterminated in the regular way !" The Only Full Thing. A negro family in Galveston are everlastingly quarreling and disturbing the neighbors. A gentleman living close by met the wife and said to her: "You are always kicking up a row. Why Is there no harmonv in your house ?" "Dat's jess what I was telling de lazy, wuffless nig- gah. Dar ain't no harmony in de house and no meat, and de bacon's all tat up, and de meal bar'l is empty. He is de only thing in de heuse what's full all de time." The rturest. best and cheapest remedy U that simple compound, Peruna. A DREAM OF Ml'KDER. The narrator said that, some years ago, he was the "best-man" at the marriage of a friend, who afterward proceeded with his bride to a large town in England. The lady possessed great personal charms, and had qsite a following of suitors, the most con spicuous of whom was a youtig chemist, who dirt bear the most irreproachable of charac ters ; but shortly before the marriage, this young man disappeared. The married con pie were very happy for several motths, till an event happened which bears on the stoiy. Returning from a concert one evening, the young wife received a slight chill, which threatened to rest on the lungs, and medical assistance was procured. The doctor came, and after ordering a simple prescription, he retired, remarking that his patient would b all right in a day or two. This anticipation, however, was not fulfilled. To the great grief of the husband, his wife showed symp toms of extieme lassitude, and the careful di agnosis of an eminent physician failed to ac count for tho abnormal condition. Medicine was of course prescribed freely, but with no beneficial result. F.xhaust;on supervened ; and at this crisis the husband telegraphed for his friend to Edinburg to come and per form some little business. The summons was readily obeyed, as the friend had a sincere admiration for the hus band, and the greatest respect for the suffer ing wife. Seated that night in a Midland carriage, with nocompanion but his thoughts, the young man recalled all the circumstances of the marriage, Dot forgetting the sinister incident of the disappointed apothecary's disappearance. As he thought on all these matters, he fell asleep. He awoke with a start, and he was at Carlisle, nis sleep had rot been refreshing, for it had been disturbed by a dream that troubled him. Unsentimen tal by nature, he tried to laugh the fancy away ; but it refused to be exorcised. Still harping on some of the incidents, he reached his friend's home, and found the young wife in a hopeless condition. The husband was saddened and perplexed; and his friend, realizing that action of some kind was neces sary to raise the mourner from his stupor, succeeded in getting him to talk about the business he wished transacted. They went through a number of streets conversing fa miliarly, when all of a sudden the husband found himself giasped by the arm, and look ed around to see his friend gazing eagerly into the window of a shop. Recovering him self in an Instant, the visitor talked freely, aiiu aiu not volunteer an explanation of his rather erratic conduct; but on returning to the house, he requested the servant to bring the bottle containing the medicine last given to the suffering woman. The girl broucht the bottle, and said she had just washed it, as the doctor had ordered her to go for an other dose. This w as disappointing, certainly. But the friend was a born detective, and not to be balked. The girl went for the medicine. When she returned with it the young man took the bottle, and without acquainting the husband of his intention, left the house with the prescription, returning after a brief in teival with tht medicine. During the night, the breathing of the patient became easier, and when the doctor called the next day, he was able to report symptoms of recovery. In the evening the friend, accompanied by a man of severe demeanor, entered the room where the husband sat, and requested him to come out on a little piece of business. They waiked in silence through several streets, and at last reached a police station, which they entered. Behind the desk there there was seated a man with his face buried in his hands. The officer on duty, without much circumlocution, told the business which had called them there. Addiessing the husband, he said fiat the man seated in the office was charged with administering noxious drugs. When the accused stood up, the party saw the altered featnres of the missing chemist. A light seemed to flash over the husband's face ; and alter he had made all the necessary depositions, he hur ried home. At the next assizes, the cheuuSt was sentenced to ten years' penal servitude ; and as he pleaded guilty, the public knew nothing of the circumstances more than was contained in the charge. One of the prose cutors, however, had manifested a great in terest in the case ; and as the husband and his triend were leaving the court, he request ed the latter to give some explanation of the manner in which his suspicions were first called foith against the criminal. The friend at once told his story. In the railway carriage, he had dreamed that he was walking through a large city which he had never visited. At length be came upon a row of shops, and at a window of one of these he observed the face of a man, debased and vindictive in its expression, and quite familiar to him. The man held a mortar and pestle in his hands, and while he mixed up some drug, there was a baleful light in the fishy-looking ryes. Then the sharp whistle of the engine awakened the dreamer. The sequel was plain. Walking with his friend through the labyrinth of streets, could he despise his sleepirg fancy when he saw before him the actual row of shops, while at one of the windows stood a figure that haunted his memory like a night mare? It was a perfect revelation. When he returned, and secured the medicine and prescription, he went to another chemist, and procured the needed restorative, and then called upon an analyst with the first bottle. It was found to contain a deadly narcotic; and the police authorities having been satisfied with the main facts, ordered the arrest of the jealous and wretehed man, before the guilt of actual murder lay at his door. Natural Curiosity. One of the most singular vegetable natural curiosities to be seen in this section of the country can be witnessed growing at Sharp's Ridge, May berry township, this county, where the pub lie road passes over the Ridge from Big Roaring Creek. It Is two pine trees each about sixteen or eighteen inches iu diameter, standing several feet distant from each other. but connected by a branch aboat fifteen feet from the ground. This branch is as thick as an ordinary man's body and at either end, where it connects with the trees, has a bulg ing growth around it, making it impossible to tell from which tree the branch originally sprung. MaDy surmises have been made how the trees became so compactly united, a pair of regular vegetable Siamese twins,' but no person in the neighborhood can re member far back enough to throw Mght cn the subject. Those of our citizens who have leisure should take a ride to the locality and txatnine this natural curiosity, a it will re pay them tor the jauHt Danville Intaiiiven. cer. BLO0I AMU THIM)LR NOVELIST. The other day a stout woman, armed Hh an umbrella and leading a small urchin, called at the office of a New York boy's story paper. "Is this the place where they fisht In dians?" she inquired of the gentleman in charge. "Is this the locality where the brave boy charges np the canyon and speeds a builut to the heart of the dusky redskin ?" and she jerked the urchin arouod by the ear and brought her umbrella down on the desk. "We publish stories for boys," replied the young man evasively. "I want to know if these are the premis-s on which the daring lad springs upon his fiery mustang and, darting through the cir cle of the thunderstruck savages, cuts the captive's cords and bears h nwav before the wonderirg Indians have recovered from their astonishment ? That's the information I'm after. I want to know if that sort of thing is perpetrated here !" and she swung the umbrella around her head. "I don't remember those ppecific acts " protested the young man. "I want to know if this Is (he precinct where the adventurous bov jumps on the back of a buffalo and with unerring aim picks off one by one the blood-thir-t pur suers, who bite the dust at every crack of his faithful rifle! I'm lookine for the place where that sort of thing happens?" and this time she brought the unlucky younj man a tremendous whack across tne back. "I think" commenced the dodging vic tim. "I'm in search of the shop in which the boy road agent holds the quivering stage driver powerless with his glittering eye, while he robs the male passengers with an adroitness born of long experience, and kiss es the bands of the lady passengers with a gallantry of bearing that bespeaks noble birth and a chivalrous nature I" ccr.m the woman, driving the young man into a corner. "I'm looking for the apartment in which that business is transacted !" and down came the umbrella with trip hammer force on the young man's head. "Upon my soul, ma'am" gasped the wretched youth. "I want to be introduced to the Jars tn which you keep the boy scouts of the Sier ras ! Show me the bins full of the boy de tectives of the prairie ! Point out to me the barrels full of boy pirates of the Spanish mam !" and with each demand she dropped the umbrella on the yonng man's skull until he skipped over the desk and sought safety in a neigh boring canyon. "I'll teach V,n," she panted, grasping the urchin by the car and leading hira off. "I'll teach 'em to mske it gr.od or-Jdanee. Want to go fight Indians any more? Want to stand proudly upon the pinnacle of the mountain and s atter the plain beneath with the bleeding bodies of uncounted slain? Want to say 'hist !' in a tone that brooks no contradiction ? Propose to spring upon the taffrail and with a ringing word of command send a broadside intothe richly laden gallery and then mercifully spare "the beautiful maiden in the cabin, that she may become your bride? Eh? Going to do it any more?- With each question she hammered the yelping urchin until his bones were sore and he protested his permanent abandonment of all the glories enumerated. "Then come along," said she, taking him by the collar. "Let me catch you around with any more ramrods and carving knives, and you'll think the leaping, curling resist less prairie fire had swept with a ferocious roar of triumph across the trembling plains and lodged in your pantaloons to slay." The Devil Come up to Cool Off. Capt. Paul Boyton, who made himself fa mous by his long trips on water in his rub ber swimming suit, tells the following inci dent of one of his travels : "One evening, above Lewisburg, on th Mississippi, I was on the look out for some place where I could stop, or for some i-erjon from whom I could obtain information, when, near the bank of the river, I discover ed smoke issuing from the chimney of a truall cabin. I hauled to and blew my bugle. For some time the smoke issuing from the chimuey was the only sign of life. Finally a man, an easy kind of an individual, came walking down leisurely, regarding me curi ously. " 'How far is it to Lewisburg ?' 1 a-ked. " 'It's a putty good distance. " 'But how far do you call it ? " 'I don't call it.' " 'Confounded it, man ; is it two, three or four thousand miles?' " 'I reckon it's one of the numbers.' "Then I realized that I had met a kins man of the Arkansaw traveler. My irrita tatior., which had at first been exhibited, subsided, and desiring to get as much infor mation as possible, I asked, pointing to a bar : ' 'Which side of the channel shall I take ? " 'Either side you. pjease. " "Which do you consider the better?' " 'I am not atWudin' to other people's bus iness." " 'Which side do the steamboats take ?' " 'It's owiu ter what captain is aooard." '"Well, bringing the thing down to a point, how long will it take me to go to Lewisburg? " 'It's owin' ter how fast yer travel." " 'My friend, 1 think you are the d d'st fool iu Arkansas.' " 'An', stranger, I think you are the devil come up to cool off. Go home. " A Tree That Supports Many Others. There is a curiosity on lower Ogelthorpe street, says the Columbus Inquirer Sun, that lias attracted considerable attention from they residents of that section. It is a China tre. that crew up very tall and several years ago the top was taken off, leaving the tsain trunk of the tree about twenty feet high. . On the top it has become somewhat decayed, but is making up for lost life by suppoiting a young forest. There are several di3V rent shrubs growing out from it, imorg other an evergreen, three or four feet tall, a blackber ry bush, which has put on leaves and flowers, and a water-oak, which Is about two Inches in circumference. We are told that there are several other trees of the kiDd in that part ol the city. Live and Learn ! It is estimated that there are over two thousand million chickens hatched in the United States every year. But not more than half of these chicks reach tha size wLen they ase fit to market. T! e pip, gapes, cholera, etc., kill millions o! young chickens every year. These diseases can be euted by the use of Pnenol Sotlique. For sale by druggists and jrener'.l store fceepers tee adverbssrewnt.