(THE CAMBRIA FREEMAN
A.lvoitisin- Uatos.
I 1 I'nilil-l Wpclil.r at
fj;;;AS7;r";f;, Cambria Co., ra.,
II Y 1 I. A. M-ri KM.
;air antral Circulation - J,OGS.
i si iisi niiTio niTKs.
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A.. r i v. one your. cash in H'irjnif !."-o'
If not I'M within i puts. 1.7
V, .. " if not p',1 w ithin 8 inns. 2.11
.. " ' if not p'd wit Iiiti year.,
r, r,r'n residing ruts', h- the county
rf rriiN a M it ionnl per year will he c uai t'Ccl to
n event will the above terms ho de-.J-,,..?
fr.'tn. an.l those who .! n't tmu!t their
mil interests liv pavinj- if a'-a'ie. must not
..xn-i-l 1 1 !: .ltci d on ttie stim- foot in as those
h , ,. I.i'i this fact ho !:t irii'l iy understood
fr- 'ii tiil time forward.
-liv tor vmj r paper before yoa stop if, tr
-ten it you m;it. None but sea law it!-" do oth
Pkiw. 1 in't tie a s!.-:iiawa -liie'9 short.
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H. A. McPIXE, Editor and Publisher.
'HE IS A FREEMAN TVnOM TEE TRUTH MAKES FREE, AND ALL ARE SLAVES BESIDE.
SI.50 and postage per year, In advance.
VOLUME XV.
EBENSBURG, PA.. FRIDAY, MAY 27, 1SS1.
NUMBER YX
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Rod. Ilrtf iils. 4 :i-ri;iir- I'.ollt. IJI v
t, Mill N:w. .riin)v,ii.. sice I SIn.
l Plnn "i.MiiilN. I4iil Scoops;
Mowing Machines, Horse Hav Rakes,
ITorse II. iv !rlti.
orn nlliialiirs.
Ullni inols. A'-,i.
I?p ami I'lille.y.
in I a i-.ili lini- c: llnrv
V la'-e a ---.iri nivl;t ut
Table; J'loor ami Stair Oil Cloths,
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COLLECTIONS MA DC
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DRAFTS en the rfll.NTIPAL CITIES
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GENKKAL HANKING BISINKSS
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Arcounls iSolicit?l.
j A. W. BUCK, Cashier.
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CN MUTUAL PLAN.
PROTECTION MUTUAL
ml IHSOBME COMP'H? i
OF EBENSBUnC, PA.
Only m'z AsH-smer,f.s in 21 Years.
Good FARM PROPERTIES
Kl-E'.IM.l.Y DK-IUhD.
fIJ STEAM niSKS TAKEN!
CEO. M. KEADE, rroident.
J tr. DICK, Secretary.
" ' 'ni uri, Jf n. M. l'-l -ly.
yeidhofFs Block,
i CARL ftMNIU
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Ufel Walcta&r an! Jew:
I EBCNSBURC, PA.,
: "n ha.id a l.irtip. Tari-d a-i i pp
rtror-nt ol A 11 H 1 1 . ",i k s:
sHWTAChKS. KYl.-'iI..s..sts
:icr for sale at 1 . .tor pr.etn t,ar
f'T in the. county. I'trsoiit necdinv
..- hue will do wel l.tu tri vc hi in a call
-in... c V-.-rt hcre.
averi'iou paid ( ropairinif Co. ks.
'ry. Ac, nod a t islact ion KU.trai.-
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at a rr.,llii. ii on Friday
t.j: dental w..nc will tio well
1 .in pn-pare.1 t.. Iurr...-h lull
':'' "R'1 I,,'rl'""" all other oper
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HAY MOTHERS
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AND DEAI.F.H? IN
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SHEET AIETALS,
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HOUSE-FL'RMSCINfi COOHS GENEIULLY.
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TIX,fOPPERiSllEET-inO,
PKOMl'TLV ATTKNT'ED TO.
No;
578. 2S0 and 282 Wa.biDlun Si.
JOHMSTOVF. PA.
J- W. SHABB1DGH & DBO..
-DI.AI.IIKS 1N-
Dry Groods,
lancv Goods,
CLOTHING,
NOTIONS,
GllOCEllIES, &cM
CAIUIOLLTOW TA.
HEW GOODS EECEIV'D WEEKLY
A"I ALWAYS Mil l) AT TUT.
Ell 1 LOWEST P-llIUES. '
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S- ASH ! !! FOR ( Ol XTRV TRO
III i t. lien (.ooiI lire- not ilenireil.
J. . MI AKIiAl (ill I.B0.
Carr.dltown. March 10 le"i.-t!.
;b. j. lynch,
Manufacturer and Icaler in
HOME AND CITY P.1ADE
FURNITURE !
i FARM m CU1GE3 55115,
iLOl'KGE, BEDSTEADS,
tadi rro riJAino
MattTekse &
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; 1003 ELEVENTH AVENUE,
Between lbih and 17th Ms.,
, Altoona. Teim'a.
j t! h' iti7ens i.f Catnl-ria cr.v,r.y and all other?
wirltiu to pureliase honest Fl K N I I I K K. &c . at
; heiiesi pro-, s are rc-pii-T ! ally ir.viled to tuve me a
i call hct'T" liiiytr, ,ist U,ire. us I am confident
1 t h it 1 e i n iii.-i t i n rv want a tin please evcrr ti-ie.
; l'rii i s the verv l..we. t.! 1J. .1. LA'ScH.
; Altoona, April lrt. l-vt.-tl.
McNEVIN
M A N I 1
&, YEAGER,
-MAM FAl Tl IU.-P.S OP
Tin, Capper and SbeeMrcn WARE,
AM riKAI.K.r.S IN
; COOKING & HEATING STOVES,
KVMilS, II UN At i.; S, Ac,
110 Kleveiith Avenue, . Altoona, Fa.
line Itoor VTit of Opera House.
BOOl'ING AND SPOU'l 1N"(1
IHOMI'TI V ATir.M.Ell 1t.
K:rAlKS lOlS STICKS lOASTANTIA 0 HAND.
Altoona. I let. 10. Is79.-t(.
2().0() SAVED! s-20.00
jS2..( Nl t it In- pe.r. has
inir a Sf.V. ;,1 Aflll.NK fro;n
f- t"
flic iindi r.-it ned. ho.-c oiriee is at t
10! il and 17th Ms., Al.ToONA. I'.v..
ai:d who etiers the Fditor of the j
4 'am ran A Fukkman as reference. I
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M. J. DUCK,
1'IIVSK IAN AND SrKnrON.
. . A i.T'cn a. Pa .
(;nce and re.idtncc .. Fourteenth strict, near
Fleventh avenue, where niht ealis can he made.
Office hours from S io ir. a. m., and Irotn 2 to 4
and to H, r. w. spe -iil attention ii.iid to l)i-eai-es
of the Lye and I'ar. a. well as to Sui ticil
Operations of everv dtierii.iion. 4-ly -if 1
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inoan l in, no dial-Iv in reirt f First Nat 1 MaiiK
AiUKOia. April v.', lssl.-tf.
CKO. M. IlKADK. Atorneu-cl-Lair,
x- Khcnshurv. i'H. o.uee on CetiirA cir- i'
Uiree door Irfnn Uitrhsii.et. I n-"7.'7r'.;
: VJl'b'I.'l UK Foi;
i O I niiy sl.jo p, r j ,
hif-'A M li 1. 1 A Ft-: h KaI AN.
ar. in a. !vi., e.
o timi: ron iiATiNt;.
lUpr .ne with feu.! : away with ftrile :
Our human heart? unmatinir!
Iet u? I.e Jrier.ils nirain : Tins lit'o
Is all t .e shi.-.-t f..r hating !
So t!ia day. .-o l::n the way,
So ruusiii ti.o rua.l we're farinif
l:r lii.tter cal with laithful trien.l,
Than ?alk aluiie uncaring !
The harren fi-, the withered vin,
Aro tyi-cs o! M la.-h livina; :
l!nt .".-ills that uive. like thine am mine,
1,'eiH'W tlii'ir liie ry irivinir.
V. hil.' eyj.re;..- waves o'er earthly trave?.
'n ail the way we're guiv.y:.
Far httter jilar.t, whrve fecil i?. scant,
1 han trea.l on fruit that's ifrowina'.
Away with Fi'oni '. Since Jie we inu?t
An 1 re?t on urc p.w pillow ;
There arc no rivals in the dust
No foes hencath the willow.
So dry the hi-wcrs, ?o few the flowers.
Our earthly way li?eloe.
Far better .-too, where dairies droop
Than tiamp o'er l-roken ro?es :
)f wh.it are all the joys we hold
ITompari'.l to joys above us !
And what are rank, and power and irohl.
'omoan'd to hearts that love u? ?
So fii i t our years, so lull of tears.
So closely death is waitinir:
Cro.i ive us space for loving srracc,
l:it leavts no time lor hating.
A. J. It. F'.t'jannr.
kom ami: of crime.
oti:l ix ai'is i ijoh six; mm; ami from a
KAll.ll(Hl) t AK.
'I HE IMAIMV RACKET AT SIN"'! PIXG.
r.Vei- York ir- raM.
At SiiiL; the favorite method employ
ed of esratiiiic; is the old and seemingly de
tected one of ur-insa dummy in the cell, and
more than any other method it has been sr.ie
C(ful. Only a few days a.tfo, Holland, a
noted Knoli.Mi bulgier, "heat" the prison in
that way, and as his story lias a peculiar
; vein of roiimiii'o in it it is interesting ir. it-
self, in addition to explaining what the dum
' my "raeUef," is. So it may he told here.
llollai,;! was sentenced to fifteen years and
i had oi.iy i cen in prison a little while. He
! had received a visit from an Irish girl, who
; claimed she was Ids, si.-ter, hut who being
j ak d to rc-eoiicih; her nationality wiili that
I of In r al.i ged brother, she admitted that she
! was i.js Inlr'.tlied wife. Holland was em
ployed as a h.Ol boy, working on the g.il.er
! ies.Jeai tying water, vie. When tiie men are
! locked up at night the keepers pass along in
i front of the eel', eacii wan conies up and
puts hi;, hands and face to the barred door
and is counted. When the keeper counts
his men and finds litem al! right he reports
, to the clerk, who adds the figures at each re-
port, and if tin.
be'! is rung, an
l.ight. O.-.e ni
cot in the ceil
tally is right the "all right"
1 the pvis n is secured for the
.ht Holland was lying on his
when the count was being
made,
I don't
I As iih
ami he said to the keeper.
"please
make me get up ; I am very sic
s voice assured the keeper of his pres
he went along. The next night Hoi
spoke up again and said he was sick
! eiu-e,
I land
; the next night ti.e same, but the fourth night
, when the keeper looked in the cell he saw a
l pail of shoes, sticking up, a man anparentiv
' a-Icop en ti.e b'.d, Ids arm over his face,
i "Oh, llr,tt" the sick man," said the keeper,
and counted along :.l, :i, :(',, and so on tohis
complete gang, and so reported. Mean
while Holland had hidden away somewhere
, in the yard, and when the "ail right" be'.l
rang he had only time to scale the wall and
; fly. Xow begins the romance of tiie st iry,
; Detective Jackvm remembered the girl who
had visiti d Hoiland, and lie proceeded to
' find her. Just how he succeeded in placing
!,... n .,..( i..i . i,,,t i...r ,r
succeeding day he had written the fol-
lowing rote to a lady on Seventh street,
where tiie fair Kitty was at service :
j In fii'eon minutes 1 will call at your house. I
will rin twiCL'. li.j not seinl a servant to the
! dour. '.one yoiovelf. Say noTliinu: al.out tliis re-
qne-t. My l.u-inei? is of the utmost io'portance.
Answer.
! The answer came hack all right and in f;f-
teen minutes Jackson rang the be P. and was
; admitted. He was given an opportunity to
' see the girl without himself being seen, and
! being fully satisfied that it w as the party he
wanted, and feeling confident that Holland
would seor.cr or later com muni pate to her,
he set himself to watch. A few hours later
a telegraph boy brought her a message. Af
: lor a delay she tame out and he shadowed her
j nearly four hours. he went up town, down
1 town, to all sorts of places, and after this
' long chase came back to the house. The
! officer was about to give her up when out
she came again and started on n run for
Broadway au! on to Stewart's store on 'Ah
j street, Ishe waited for an hour circling
about the store until finally a man came over
' to her and drawing her into the recess of the
; door-, kissed her fervently. Then they vvalk
! e l on, the officer following. Presently,
.' w hen he made sure of his man, he caught his
I arms, and Holland recognizing him said, in
quiringly, "Officer Jackson ?"
Bi
, you are, Holland.'
"Xow I have fifteen years straight, Kitty,
and all for love of you, dear," was the man's
answer, as he put out his hands to be "cuf
fed." .
One lny "Jimmy" Curry, a ten year man,
and Tom Hamilton drove out of the yard in
a contractor's carriage. They were soon
missel and captured. In taking the buggy,
j however, they went further and took the con
j tractor's eioti.es and made for themselves
; w bite beards out of threads to simulate his
j appearance.
! A DIME .V'OSKL IN ONK C HA PTE it.
I 'rem Vie Jjenrtr Acicj.
When Deputy U. S, Marshal Can'tiil re
j turned to Denver last Monday afternoon
j with the tidings that William Le Boy, the
j dashing road agent and prince of mail rob
j bers, had made his escape while cn route to
j tiie government prison at Detroit, under ten
! years' sentence, the United' ."states officials
here were angry
That Le Boy should have
made his escape from Situ Galitril and a de
puty only set ved to increase their anger and !
fan it into a flame of no .small magnitude.
Yesterday the Aeirs reporter, in passing the
excavation tor the sewer at Holladay street,
felt a han 1 clasp oil his arm, ard turning,
saw the mysterious train wrecker who had
manifested so much interest in I Hoy's case
as detailed by General Cameron a couple of
da-is before. "You have not forgotten ni",
have you '."' he questioned in a moderate tone
of voice. "Xow, as you have manifested
some interest in Ie Boy's case, I'll give you
the whole story.
"When Billy was sentenced 1 was within
easy call, and since that time I have not been
a -h ep. Some years ago the boy used to be
w ith a snide variety company and played the
character of a female impersonator, and h
was well up in his business too, and if he
had stuck to it would not have been coin-
prllcd to go to holding up coaches on the
road for a living. His old girl, who had been
I with him front time to time for three years,
' and who loves him better, if anything, thaK
I do, lives in Del Norte, and we wrur.g her
j into the scheme with us. As planned by
ril!y it was to bring her up to town and get
two suits of clothes for her just exactly
alike that is dresses of one color. Then j
we were to get a suit of clothes, men's
clothes for Billy, and the extra woman's rig
: and men's were to be kept ready for a dose '
I caih We were to keep a close lookout for ,
the time when he was to be taken away, get
I on the train with Jiini, and then at the first ;
i opportunity whicri offered at night we were j
I to take whatever guards were with him, put
' up a job on them, and dress Billy up like the
', gii 1. Then we could go on our way rejoic-
j hig. '
i "The day came and we knew all about it, !
: and when the carriage containing J,e Boy .
: and his guards drove tip to the train the girl j
! and I were already on board. They took :
one double seat and we took the one direct- j
ly behind, them and awaited developments. (
Along in the night all the passengers got to ;
sleep. We were in a sleeping car, if it was
not called such, ind Cantril's boy got awful .
sleepy. I felt sorry for the poor little devil, i
and was glad when he went into the car for j
a nap. Billy was also very tractible. Can-
tril was thirsty that night, and I put up a job j
on him. Going to the water tank, after '
gauging his drinks and the time between j
them, I poured out some rroton oil and left '
it in the ctip. Then I pretended to take a j
hearty drink and made so much noise about i
gulping it down that Cantril got awful thirs
ty. I had no more than gained my seat till
he made a dive, for the tank, and without
tilting the cup filled it and emptied it. To
pailialiy kill tiie stench of thecroton I had '
put a dash of burned liquor in it. It" Cantiil
lasted anything wrong in the water he at- j
tiihuled it to a sour stomach, and so said '
nothing, it was not many minutes before '
the deputy marshal felt a general weakness
about his bread basket. When Cantiil left, '
and slammed the door to, we acted. All of
us were up and doing in a second, for none
of us had been asleep. The iions were off ;
Billy in less than ten seconds, and then the i
extra sine or woman s toggery was put on
him. When all was finished he culled down
in mv seat, just like the girl had been, and
the girl got up and skipped into another car.
My next move was to put my hea 1 tver on
Billy's shoulder, and in another moment the,
biakeir.an came in. As he passed by with
the lr.i.tern I raised up as if awoke by the
noise and the Hghf, and discovering that the
prisoner was gone, raised the hue and cry.
The brakeman took it up, everybody was up
aroused, and Cantrii came out of the toilet
room. Then ensued a scene of confusion.
He wanted the train stopped, and the con
ductor would not until he gto Hays city,
five utiles away. When we got there the
girl got off, Canti il also got c.fT and his assist
ant with him. and Billy and I went on with
the train, tickled almost to death."
"Where is Le Hoy at the present time'.'"
asked the reporter.
"If" is safe." wa- the reply.
Judging from the statement made by the
train wrecker, Le Boy has gone Kast for a
time, but will soon return, place himself r.t
the head of his gang and once more take the
road.
Thf. Dor.. The dog is a diditigrade car
niverous mammal. This will he news to
most persons who had always supposed that
a dog was a dog.
It has been bruited about, that the dog is
the best friend of man among tht: brute
creation.
He pants after the thief. When once he
gets hold of the thief's pants, he makes
breaches.
A barking dog r.ever bites ; that is to say,
when he begins to bite he stops barking.
Conversely, a biting dog never barks, and
for similar reasons.
The hair of a dog wiil cure his into. This
is a curious superstition among hair-brained
young men who are fast going to the dogs.
Dogs are dentists by profession. They in
seit teeth without charge.
The sea dog loves his bark. Did you ever
see a dog that didn't ?
The bark of a tree is unlike the the bark
of a dog. Even a dogwood know this.
Dogs arc not always kind, though there
are many kinds of dogs.
Every dog has bis day, although dog days
last but a few weeks in the year.
There must be a Sirius error here.
The dog's star is the dog's planet. They
planet so that their days eotiie while the star
is in t'ie sky.
They do not fear it. It is not a Skye ter
rier. When a dog enters a pitched battle he uses
the dog's tar.
Brutus said: "I would rather be a dog
and bay the moon than such a Boman."
He bad seen the dogs roamin' around on
the bay.
They never cot over the bay.
Sea ?
A living dog is said .to be better than a
dead lion. There's no lyin' about this, but
a dead dog is dog gone bad.
Tray w as a good dog, but tray is worse
than the duee when it is against you.
Dogs were the original Argonauts. They
have never given over their search for the
fleas.
The bull dog is a stubborn fellow. He is
not easily cowed.
A great many stories about the dog have
obtained currency. The man who left a part
of his clothing with the dog has cur-rent.
See ?
Puppies are born blind. They are not sea
dogs then.
There are many types of dogs, including
docruerreot ype.
But perhaps we had better paws here.
Howl this do for the dog? Horton Tran-
script.
Thk plug hat is a sort of social guarantee
for the preservation of peace and order. lie
who puts one on has given a hostage to the
community for his good behavior. The
wearer of a plug bat must move with a cer
tain sedateness and propriety. He can rot
run, or jump, or romp, or get into a fight, ex
cept at the peril of his headgear. All the
hidden influences of the beaver tend toward
respectability.
W'HEVa man is digging garden he turns
up a pint of angle yornts at every spadeful.
When he wants bait for fishing, he might
dig up the entire garden without finding a
worm. It is suspected that Darwin's new
book on the "Action of Worms," Ac., will
satisfactorily explain this remarkable phen
omenon. Xorrixtoicn Herald.
'M0MAY."
The river blazed with sunset light ; the air
was full of the scent of magnolias. There
was no sight that was not beautiful, no sound
that was not sweet, at Yue d'Liere.
A pink glow fell over Emma llaughton's
figure as she stood on the wide lawn among
the cape myrtles, all in pink flowers, await
ing the coming of her husband.
Nothing could have been more exquisite
than the pure curves of her face, nothing
more perfect than the infantile gold of her
clustering hair. And her beauty suited the
delicacy and sweetness of her spirit.
Her husband, Guy llaughton, who had
moved in the great world for five and twenty
years, knew more of its evil than she had
evek dreamed.
As she stood there under the rosy branches
of the capo myrtles, a great clog, with a cur
ly cheatnut coat, suddenly bounded out of
the shrubbery. He paused at the sight of
her, poised with one foot uplifted, eyeing her
wistfully.
Then a young man In his shirt sleeves
came out of the shadows of the trees.
'Lon.
;aid Mrs. Haugton, "whose dog is
thi
s?"
Mine," replied Bon Mackenzie, advanc-
"He is very handsome.
I did not know
you had a dog, Lon."
The gardener a dark, wiry, handsome
fellow smiled.
"I w ent to town yesterday with Mr. llaugh
ton, to get an order for some young trees.
A gentleman going away on the Liverpool
steamer offered him to Mr. llaughton he
gave him to me. I call him Monday, for the
day I got him, you see." j
Mrs. llaughton smiled indulgently. '
"I'm very glad you have him, Lon. It is '
lonely sometimes on the lands, isn't it ?" I
"Yes," he answered. j
"How are your father and mother ?" j
"About the same." i
"They are veiy old and infirm. Y'ouare a
i good son, Loti."
Lon smiled his dirk, brilliant smile. !
The ting fawned on him, standing iiall-way
to bis shoulder. ,
; "Down, Monday." j
' "His coat is fine and chestnut colored, like
the hair of a lady," said Mrs. llaughton, i
A buggy whirled up the diive. Guy i
: llaughton had arrived. i
i "-
That night, his young wife dreaming inno
cent dreams, buy Haughton was arrested i
for forgery. The stern arm of the law drew j
him fn in the delights of his home to the cell ;
of a pr'son.
It was a direful day. No light could be j
seen to lift the pail of daikness.
i A check had been presented at 'die of the !
principal banks of the city, signed by a name
i which proved to be fabely rendered. It had j
, been received from Mr. llaughton's garden- ,
cr, Lon Mackenzie, and Lon, on being
searcht d for, was discovered missing.
In ti.e night, but a few hours previous to
tiie illicit of Mr. llaughton, he had left his
home, a cottage on the sandy banks of the
river. !
But no one believed that the young ganl-
' oner was guiily. Tiie trick was loo bold, of
: too gn at magnitude, for the work of an un
: educated man. He had been a tool of otiiers
of that sharp, brilliant master of his, they j
i said. And with part ol the notes found in
I Mr. Hamilton's office desk, who could doubt
it?
Only, Lon had discovered his danger, and
ran away.
So the community said Flint, the detective, j
knew better. He came and stationed him
self on tiie outskirts of the city, and did a j
; little trading between the freeumcn w ho had j
; "truck patches" and the shippers of south- :
j ern fruits to northern markets,
j By and by he found a beautiful quadroon ;
girl cultivating strawberries. She spoke ,
sweetly she could read and write,
j Flint managed to see her every day for ;
I three weeks.
! She had told him her name was Bosy. She
i and Ler mother owned the cabin aud the '
: strawberry patch. She was industrious, j
modest, respected, yet. she looked sadder .
j than most cf her class. j
Professionally, she was an object of great i
i interest to Detective Flint. He watchedher ;
; face, he listened to the tones of her voice, to j
her veiy breathing-, when he questioned her. i
! She talked with him in a simple, modest
I fashion. She showed little interest in the ;
j trouble at Yue d'Liere, even though she had '
j occasionally sold straw berries toMrs. Ilaugh- :
j ton. She bad seen the missing gardener,
j Lon Mackenzie, once or twice, she said. I
j !She always went on with her work ste;di-
ly during these conversations.
j Flint knew that a Southern girl, either
j black or white, seldom does that seldom or i
never chats and labors. i
' His watch of Bosy grew more vigilant. J
j He went to the cabin one day, making an ;
j excuse of wanting some washing done by I
' Busy's mother. j
I Bosy came to the door. She wore a white f
blouse, a red libbon at the throat, and a !
skirt of dark worsted stuff . i
As she stood in the. doorway, shading her j
black-lashed eyes w ith her slim hantl, the j
sun fell full upon her dress. I
"I suppose you have to keep a dog to pre- I
vent the niggers from stealing your straw- .
berries'."' said Flint,
"No," she answered quietly, "we keep no
dog."
"Don't like them, perhaps '."
"some dogs," replied Bosy, looking sad
der than before.
'"What colored dogs, now?" persisted Flint,
in a careless manner, as he lit his pipe.
A faint crimson stained "net pretty cheek.
"I think brown dogs are the prettiest,"
she said, thoughtfully "brown and curly."
At midnight all was still about the cabiu.
The salt-tide swelled up the river. The
white sailed boats flitted noiselessly down.
The trumpet vine st'rred in the breeze on
the old sea-wall. The bushes stood in dark
clumps on the dusky banks.
L'nder these bushes lay a man, smoking.
At a slight sound he turned the fire from
his pipe dow n among the dew y grasses.
A dog came running dow n the shore, lie
leaped up the bank, sprung past him, and
scratcheal at Bosy's cabin door.
He was instantly admitted.
Half an hour and he was noiselessly let
out. A small basket was hung about his
neck. He tiotted down the shore.
Flint crawled out from under the bushes
and followed the dog.
It was Monday !
Faithful, satracious Monday ! be was
licking the hand of his master, hidden In a
deserted fig thicket, when they came upon
him strong officers of thIaw against whui
resistance is useless.
Detective Flint had been joined by two
other men.
1 .011 Mackenzie was drawn from his re
treat and conducted to prison.
There he confessed to tiie forgery. He
was singularly gifted with the power ol imi
tating penmanship. Hejliad implicated Mr.
Haugliton by putting the bills in his desk.
He had coveted the money to enable hint
to marry Bosy, he said.
Bosy and Monday had fed him for nearly
a month.
He had made his confession, clearing Ouy
Haughton, and then liberty is sweet.'
Love laughs at prison bars Monday came
into the prison with a tiny file hidden in his
brown, curly cwit.
The prisoner was missing the next morn
ing, and Bosy and Monday w ere missing, too.
And this time Detective Flint was balked.
"How did you find the clue bcfoie ?" he
was asked.
"I saw the dog's hair on the girl's dress.
A peculiar color. I knew he had ben fawn
ing on her. But tli.j fellow is off t his time for
good and all. Gone over the water."
So spake Detective Flint out of his knowl
edge of the guild.
1 HE OLD 3IA..
One time there was an old man whose
back was bent and his step slow. Men who
gazed upon his snowy hair ami his w rinkled
face shook their heads and whispered to each
other: "He is a good old man who has not
long to live." The old man had been well
off in his day: but when lie found himself
on the shady side of life wife dead, and
home broken up he said to bis only son :
"Here, William, take all I have, and let
your home be my home until 1 die."
The son took the papers you bet he did ;
and the father was given a coy corner, a big
chair and u corncob pipe. All went well for
a year or so, and then the son and his w ife
began to make it uncomfortable for the nice
old man in the corner. They thicw out hints,
deprived him of his comforts, mid one cold
day in winter he was to'd he had bi lb. r goto
Halifax, Nov a Scotia. The old man's heart
was sore as he went out into the world to
battle against hunger and cold ; and when
uigiit came he cowered into a dooi way and
wept like a' child.
' Who is making that chin uiusi.- up there '."
called out a reporter, whose steps had been
ai rested by the sobs; and he went up the
stci s, patted the old man on tho back, and
sat down by hint unlil his story was toai.
"Come down i. u.v stal ion w ith me," said
the reporter, taking the old man's arm.
''Your so. i is first cousin to the man who pre
ferred buzzard to iamb, and I'll help jou fix
lum."
Next moi iiing one of the daily papers t on
taim d an item to the effect that an oid gen
tleman named Goodheart had been wander
ing about the streets at night, and that when
taken to the station house, ten thousand dol
lais in United states bonds were found on
him. The old man read it over three times,
shipping Ids kg as he saw the point, ami a
beautiful smile covered his taee and ciiuibed
up through his hair. In about an hour his
sou William rushed into the station-house
and called out :
"Father! dear father ! Come home 1 We
wciecrjing ail night long, and my wife is
now lying in a comatose- state on your ac
count. "
The old man went home with him, wink
ing r.t the lamp-posts, and smiling as he
turned Uie colliers. He had aii his comforts
back, and his son bought him a costly pipe
and A pair ol box-toed sln.es that vcrj day.
Well, as time lolled on the son ventured to
suggest that tiie bonds had better be tinned
over to him : and every time he said 'bonds'
the old man would smile and turn the sub
ject. The other day the old man went to
bed to die, and he smiled oftener than be
fore, as he lay wailing for the summons.
The sen said his heart was breaking, and
then he went through the old man's clothes
to find the bonds. He didn't find any. He
searched the barn, the garret anil the cellar;
and finally when he saw that death was near,
he leaned over the bed and whispered :
"Father, do you know me '.'"
"Oh, yes I 1 know you like a book," re
plied tiie dying man.
"And, father, don't you s"e this thing is
killing me '."'
"Yes, William, 1 see it 1"
"And, father, those those bonds, you
know. I suppose you want them used to
purchase a monument ?"
"Yes! correct, William!" whispered the
father, winkiug a ghastly wink, and as the
same old smile covered his face, death came
to call him to a iK'tter home. When evening
fell the son and the son's wife were wildly
searching the straw bed to act their hand on
those bonds.
An Insfhance Anecdote. The Freder
ick (Md.) Times relates the following story
in connection with the speculation in lives
in that city :
"In connection with this insurance craze
another amusing story is told. It is as fol
lows : An old luaii of about so years, living
in the suburbs of the e.ily, supposed to be
likely to die at any moment, was insured by
a citizen for Ss,oo6. fhe man being old anil
decrepit, poor and forlorn, having asked the
holder of the policy on his life for assistance,
was civen a cheip suit of clothes and was
told to wash up a little. He took his clothes,
went home, scrubbed up, and later made his
appearance with pride beaming from his
countenance before his noble hencfactor,
looking as frch as a daisy. The policy-holder
was thunder-struck "at the old man's
youthful appearance. When he rceoere1
from the shock, he excitedly called his wit'
On her arrival upon the scene he pointed in
norror ar me sunject and bawled out, "Look
at that man ! Why, great heavens ! he looks
ten years younger than lie ever did, and
we've pnid ?'.." assessment or. him during
the past week, too !" The old man whim
pered : "Why Mr. Blank, you don't want
me to die, do you ?" "Don't want vou to
die!" frantically yelled his benefactor.
"What in the name of Jerusalem did I have
you insured for?"
At the mechanical school; "Now, John,
did you ever see a Saw?" "Yes, sir, I've saw
a saw." "What saw was it yon saw, John ?"
"It was a see-saw, sir." "A sea saucer?
Why, John, what do you mean ?" T mean
a see-saw, sir." "And when did you see the
sea?" "Oh, sir, I didn't see the sen, I saw
the saw, sir." "But if you only saw the
saw, how saw you the saucer?" "Why, sir,
I never saw the saucer, I saw the see saw,
sir see?" "Well, my boy, if that's the
way you sec saws the less saws you see the
better. Yon may take vour seat."
11 resembles a pair of lovers on the sofa
when the parlor door opens because there
is one., at each end. Ami when the door
shuts they again resemble issi, because thert
are two of a kind in the midd'e.
Buried in a F.omb-Proor before Piters
burg S;ued by a Spoon.
Ji. M. Grew, hitr i,f Varum Virginia V.ut
"ry, in I'lulwhihi'i Tti'.
During the battle in the trenches U fore
Petersburg I was serving in the Army of
Northern Virginia Xis a private in Pcirram's
Virginia Battery. About the L'"'h of duly a
portion of our command, numbeiing thirty
four officers aud mi n, moved into the fort,
then being threatened by Grant's mine, car
rying with them three gins. The lines in
this neighborhood were in ill repute w ith our
soldiers, ihey approached very near to
each other at some places the picket firing
w as incessant and the artillery duels were
frequent. I think it was immediately after
our arrival at the foit that rumors iK gan to
circulate among us regarding the mine thai
was to he carried under the wink and at the
proper time "blow us to the moon." On the
2Wh of July no signs of the impending catas
trophe were visible to us in the trenches.
There was no change in the daily routine.
Casualties occurred in our vicinity and the
victims were carried past, some of thein si
lent, others with staling eves exposed and
uttering piteous complaints. The dropping
fire from the pickets was continuous, and
when darkness came we could fiace the
course of the bombs that all down ti e line
to the Appomattox were being exchanged
between the host ile batteries. Midnight had
just been proclaimed by the city clock, w lien,
accompanied by S rgcant Peter Boyall, I re
tired. The ammunition bomb force for out
gun contained two chests, and on them we
stretched our wearied limbs. The sleep that
followed was the sleep of utter exhaustion,
for the stagnant ar and stiffing beat of tiie
trenches was not favorable to natural repose.
On the following morning r.t daybreak the
Sergeant turned out with the others to re
place the facinos in the embrasures, as was
the daily custom, leaving me asleep, and af
ter a brief absence returned to fmi-h his nan
on the chest. At the same time the remain
der (if the mm squad, eleven or twelve in
number, rot urned to the shelter of ataipau
lin. whii I; they had streP-hod oi-t-ide the
bomb-. roof. Lieutenant- Hnmlinand 'hand
ler, with the rest of the command, iibont
twenty men in all, having performed the
duty I have mentioned, likewise returned in
side the fort.
A heavy shot k awoke me. In a second I
realized that the mine had been exploded,
that the bi v.ib ioof wts j.r.iriy f.l'e.l with
earth, that we were in utter darkness, that,
in short, v.-e were l iu;--l. Listcrir.g intent
ly, I beard the sound of i-anro uadoiL'. seem
ingly afar off. Thi ire was ai-o'lu-r ',. ml,
wl.i. h to this ih-y I canii" t recall without a
shudder; the CT'oT-is of my poor comrades
under the tarpaulin, as they were slowly be
ing suffocated by the inas of dirt precipita
ted upon thel.i by the ( xp'e.sjon put
forth my hand : the Serueai.t v.ass'.ii! beside
me on the chest. We raised our voices in
repeated shouts, but the sound was dull and
muffled rud seemed to conn? back upon us
from the walls of our prison-house.
In the black sobtude of U,n bomb-proof
we reganleil death's approach with no feel
ing sa e that of dull despair. About t!;rce
hours had elapsed, ;.s 1 i nw calculate, when
an idea occurred to me, which, by the bless,
nig of Heaven, resulted in our escape. In
my haversack was an iron spoon of a size
rather larger than eeintiion. Was it not pos
sible to utilize this as a mirir.g tool, and so
make our way outside '.' The plan was feas-
and we b'tci mined that tl
nipt
should be made. But an unforse- 11 obstacle
presented if"!f nt th.- very threshold of our
enterprise. Owing- to th" deran'ement (if
the loos composing the bomb-proof we were
unable to reach the haversack, and it was
only after the loss of much valuable time that
we succeeded in recovering it. Everything
now depended on the selection of the proper
direction for our mine. Above our heads
the logs lay thick and solid, and, indeed, we
could discover 1.0 breath anywhere, altho"
the partial falling in of our bomb-proof
showed that there had been considerable dis
piaccu.ei.t at the moment of the explosion.
No course remained for us but to burrow un
der the bottom row of logs. I loosened the
tlirt, pushed it behind me and the Sei scant
packed it away wherever be could find space.
We were agreeably surprised tit the rnpidity
of cur progress. In about two hours, as we
calculated, we had mined a hole, quite out
side of the bomb-proof, large enough, to ad
mit of our passage. We now woiked to
wards the surface, and presently we guessed
by the looseness of the material, that we
were passing through the mass that had been
ejected from the in. lie, covering the bomb
proof under six or eight feet of clay and
sand, Our progitss was rapid, and soon,
with grateful hearts, we congratulated each
other on the prospect of ultimate deliverance.
At this la.-t stage in our j.u.grrss the sjnion
broke in two, but we had almost readied the
goal ; a quarter of an hour's additional labor
restored us to the blessed air and light.
We had worked for life with desperate
haste, and we emerged from the hole tremb
ling in every nerve, nearly naked and with
our bodies encrusted with dirt and perspira
tion. By a comparison of s.ll the circum
stances of our terrible adventure the time
was Z m., a little while before the success
ful charge of the Confedei ate brigade com
manded by General O. A. Weisigcr we had
I'Lvn entombed five hours.
The scene that new met our (yes :-..T.idrd
a wondeiful contrast to the silence and soli
tude of our late prison. The Federals were
in lu.l possession ot our f it, or rather what
remained (f it alter ti.e txplosiou t.f
mine, and of our lines for some distant e to
I'.e right and left. They s .vanned every
where in gn at numbers, loading and fiii.g
from behind anything that afforded the lea-1
cover. Behind a "coign of vantage," in the
shape of a traverse, a score or so of oficcrs
were lying down or crouching. Two of our
guns had been turned and nere ocing work
ed rapidly against their late ow ners. The
fire from the Confederates was heavy,
bombs and shells coming into the works in
large numbers. Our appearance called forth
many good-natured expressions of surprise
from the soldiers. "Look at the live John
nies coining out of the ground 1" thev shout
ed. We bad scarcely time to note the principal
feat ute of the same when a Sergeant p
pi (lacked and informed us that be would
conduct us to the rear. The distance to be
tiaversed before we reached the Federal
picket trench was not more than a hundred
yards, but that space was swept by a terrific
fire of musketry and artillery. As we n tii
ed, carefully availing ourselves of the nro
tection afforded by a shall :iw trench, we w it
nessed a horrid incident of war. Behind an
immense nils ,f clay, one of tw that had
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ruslv executed at lowes; ; ;:-. lea'i oUi.rn
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lcen heaved fmin the i : ! , :t ! the cra
ter, and now in the field bet ,e. t, "he lii,.--, M
crowd of soldi! rs bad. - ief..g--from tl'
heavy fire that came lum tie w. ;ks s'iq
held by the Confed.-i-.t A b -tub e" poo.
cdliirbt in thcif midst. wi:!i 1 1 i. h: 1 u 1 le
sults to the poor soldieis. The Ft ! r.t Ser
geant who had lis in !.;.! i',. Va- cm p'c.'y
unmanned by the can.;; ja that w, - wrought
and fading flat on his f.-c r.-l :-i'.l to g
f either. Koall and I 1 p.. ti-.i.t i:. par'ey
ing with him, but pushed . -i. a ml. f.i .1 w tin
der, leached the pichit t, ' , i:,.t i:- . ah! e'h
There we were in coup , i ; ' : c st-i'v, but
presently we i-i.coM.ter, n- v. i!:".l.-!'.
The ravine in the rear if lie ti.i'.i was
crowded with the demo' ; : 1 I'-.n . ,.f,
the coloied division that 1 ...1 j .1 1 ,i jn
the iiioi nine's failure. A .i,.ag-- spuit 1 al
be ci engendered is the., peer, ,x t),, .r
repulse, and Ok y wat.tet; b. muni. 1 u off
hand. Indeed, it was o:.'v ly risk!:. g his
life that a white soldier who ha 1 ji. fi.jed
bis services to guide us to the le
from their clutches.
. r si.-d e
I.KSSOaS i i.ove M k I
Don't love too many at opce.
Don't go to spooning in public.
Give your little brother 1 iffv and ei t 1 im
to In d Ix-tore your chip oa:is. "
Beeo'lect that a wedding !. on vi.e.r fin
ger is worth a good ma 11 v i f tie 1.1 :n -,,011
mind.
Tiy to find out by sonic p. at s whether
your intended knows how 1 (;. 1 a lie -ent
, living for two.
Be reasonable ; don't ex; t a man w.oh
Ing fr $s a week to furnish . ih 1. -served
seats at the opera every other ' ....
' Don't bealraid to show ti c lc.uio; ..car
choice that you lovehim pn id.-d, "ci.";p s,.
that lie hues you. Love is a .1 .m.j.'-s ,',.,
' sort of concern, and both baoa part In ph.y
' Don't try tt-obiinc to many s:-;i.. to our
' feet. They have feet as w- il n - .11. 'ami
you may see a pair f feet wn.' ':!ig"e: l.oni
ou some day that vou would :t u i to 1
back.
Keep your tcmpe", if yotl ext-e' t vo'.'. ! '.th
cl -halt -in-law tn keep Pis. ii , n t
suit yrci civc Li in ; ti.ket-C ':'. e. 1' h
' does suit y.ei don't expect him b' 1 .1 c-i
w ilh j our humors.
Dc"' taielidlv with ba-hf; I l..t;-: v.-.J
them vm dually to th p-nut ' f p!op...i', of
course 1, but (hiii't let them s.i-.i,..t what
you are at, or they mio,t ,, . ; ,,,, x ,,.,r
hand, or l-o crazy on the spo-.
It is s ti 1 l ivers' .pan e's al .1 - j
kisses. Thi-. ispaitly true; h .: -,...i a;e
not c.ucfu! 'hose l:;t;'e sj.ats yu ;;!-o ,1 ,.,
may end in the kisses you co . 1, :: ., c.viri
to some- other L'irl !
If it is possible, try to suit i...; sjs'.-rs.
cousins, aunts. grand'aihors neij : ! f;i. v. ''s
and aoouriiptauc's when you h. .' n to b .l
in love. Jf y..n 1 r.n't uit th- its' :-.'i, .)., -t
wf-n v, for the thing has nev. r b. -u d ..o
Vet.
if vou use p. wder. don't ii'.,' vo'ii-elf
away. F.-r i'!-;.ipce. K ',( 1... w, ;; f
spread a ha-l.ikt r.-lii f over th- -I 'f
hi t-roadci-.tii b, p.j,. ttl, l.-.m f , r.. ,;,
Widbe too green, if-p.-nd j'.t-i-ils; t
tiie reason, if hN tnu-.t:ioi,e ! a; p s ..'. .k
a little pow.lorv, there are wv-'ir v, -i - n
' 1 :ch it eiiuid be biush.-d i-fT.
Don't iinagir.e that a l.u-V 1 cn be,,
as a lovt r doe. on kis,. and 1. . , ' !.
lie will c n.ie hi 11 ne to hi me-, 's i . .. j, as a
bear, and any i.ttle ki. c.v .-d . e nd . rv
you can pick up uuriug coert! -i- i itb.,Ht
the best proisj,,!i you cm make f ; niture
havpit.css.
1. ciiien.be! that nature lets put every mr.n
under the necessity ol having it U" 'i 1 :, an I
that the I.ub.r is net in auv way to bhiiie if
she is i oard.-d a the bitb-r p:trt ot a s.'c.ii
eoated matrimonial ill. f oit f.-e' in tl itv
bound to be her worn enemy i-v.oi.c th.s
duty tiil yon know S'.iinlliinL' a'e m b.-r.
Don't seek ad ;c in love a'l a s ; ; , :;i ni
old maid wit. 1 li.is Ken crossed "1 !". a
bachelor who his been ji'l-d. a v- t iaii who
married her l.nb:tnd's !'"' ' tbo. V:. a man
who hi- pi ns t.. be henpecked Don't com
tide in your girl friends : to keep a - : in
a love affair would them. D. n t r..n
suit your mini-nr : he'll have th- ivin'eige
fee in view . If v r.u go t- our fat ! pi . ..i-
' ci tn In- will say vioir li-r is (,:".'-et.-.i m
place of your heart." If you mu-t r"? :"s-i i c
tii .lis. from somebodv why not a.k jo-i tuc'h.
er how she used to manage thing w:,.h " m.r
fither? True .-ve oi-ln't run nnv !!!. r
1 in old times than it th.es to-day." 1 a:, !.
she knows how it is herself, we cin't think
j jut now of any K-lter way to advic y..u.
'rt ACt'I.N Al ril" MM: TlV.E'-i.
Bright and eaily yesteiih v m -rning
middie ageii r.tan of anxious look 1 mi
Corporosity called at the ( itv Jlall. and w
a
di
I t
h r me luef of Police w ith :
II. if we some
una'ibox in Dedro
:! "
t v..
"I believe we have a spoi adic cae
wa the re ly.
"I ml do e cvt i body haf to g -t w p.cci'i.it. d
to keep him avay '."'
"livery citieii shoal.l prote t him-e:i. "
"How ni.ii.y dim 'S was 1 get w a-cm t'o u t
keeptlot sohmVlbox o-.it of mein hoiist iui.1
saioon "
"(Ii, 1 g;ics; r.nce will do."
"Voiiei-! Great sbiminlv ! no more ash
dot ! Shust wait a minit 1"
He jerked off his coat and pushed no ids
shirt !eeves ami pointed to four spots on his
left arm ami five on his light, and s.i; 1 :
"Four uiid live makes nine dimes h t I as
waecii.ated in four days."
"How is that : V
"llovv ish Oof." Dat svhat I like to know
myseif ! I vhas shust reading about .lot
schniahbox tie odder day hi d r Slit 1 ii.in i.a
bers, lien women va'.Ks'm mein salo.n und
says: shr.t lev, out srltinnlliiox is all of.-r
down, mid you must be wac inated, or to r
Gonimon Gounod vl. ill close y.ui on'.l' So
1 vhis waccinati'd for four shillings uud
swt-i class bi er."
"Yes?"
"It has shust two b uis more as a man
comes in u-.id say be vhas ei t to win ci!i-.it
nie on tb r -U r arm, und I pays hint two
shiilir.gs uiid class leer."
"Yes?"
"l'.efo;e night a man mit spectat ;es comes
in uiid s-.ys pe vhas sent by -ler healthy boa: 1
to seed J vhas Witcctnatcil. I show him do
"ohtt'es. but be shakes his head und say : -Dot
waccinal ion am too high opp, uml you h;'l
get th r schmalilx.x in tier hand..' D-n he
make dot blaee here, und I g.f him cent
;.nil class beer."
"Yes?"
"Yhe',1. in tb r course of f.uir d:y six TiP-te
1 men coir.e an. und to w a.-ciiia'e me bv o- I.t
; of the Mr.y.-r. iler tJufern-T. d. t Bte'si.K-ut,
i der B lard'of l'.u'.'ie Vol is, and 1 do m' kb -,v
; vhat i lse. and rvct v dim- I bays t 'A o shi: irgs
j und class bet r. S hi n I vhas w.vc'r.tftto.l
; nine dimes I ..i-i's!ii peiieve 1 has a c:e. n
; h"rn, tin 1 viit-u d r teu'.'.i uiin o-.n- ai"-.:ot
1 I hit him on th-r head mit a pottle und v.ilt.s
ofer to see about it. has ,t ail right '.'"
i o ,,,,es the boys were guvi'lg Veil "
! -'Vliat is tb't ?"
i "Why, vou haven't really been vaccit:
jata!!.""
, "N-o !"
' No.jiud Mui'dln'tfet I'c viceiiiittt ilaga:'b '
! "Waccina'ted again! Wa'-cinated 01!
I dunes. N'efer! 1 Yfore I i has waecimtti-
den dimes I catch-s dei x hea!!bo and g a s
to .ed n it hi',11 all sHiuiiier 1 D-'t's -ii;.
i-lothes'nins like I am l"-fMrc'( Free Pj''--
The J-tT Z of the Ehonshurg girl f.:
I the . are small, tapering ami neat.y shape 1 .
j her i i are as biiliiant a , and she is wi'.l -j
out a : her frow n is a 1. aud hT lic.ire ct
I cites !.! of surprise and a hankering he'.
F,;'I NDSHii- which flws from the beat
cannot Ik? frozen hv adverity. as the
that flows from the spiing does lift copge:
in winter.
The great secret of I'i ih n is that it a
w ays conn ides with the ;. n,ii.-ttris wt'vr
(N.ilure.) KlM) Willis an' bald beaded,
revel dve.
Thev cp