HcuMBRIA FREEMAN I . jHi LTKBI FKlDi. Y -MhMSCi 1 L j 3.,Jjr?I Pa., by H, A. McFike. The large mod reliable etrevhUlna oT thu Oa. at a rsmxis eoremenil, n to l Km fevoraole eon slderatton of advertisers, whnee kton will be tfe sei la at the foltowtsig low ss : 1 Inofc. S times. 1 e 1 months i se 1 6 months 3 so 1 ' lrnr t t - t months s os I 1 year in S ' Smooths toe S " 1 year Is SO sol'B months 10 i2 months. lu " I year 1 " months " 1 1 year T4 00 Admlalstretor'i and Executor's Notrees . i so Aadi'or t Notices "O Strav and similar Notlees 1 ) Business Items, first Insertion toe. per line : nek subsequent insertion tm. per line. 1 9 fteiolution or proretiUna rf any -w wfu9H mr toriety. and communication atnomd to emli nttrm tton to any matter of iimifttf or indindmal seri ass, sniil bt paid for at 4rfimrart. Job FaiSTiito of all kind reatlv and ri"itt. ontiy executed at lowest prices. Ijoa't yo Itftt It. Circulation - l.OtlS '' ,,,L a flOOMlNO. MATCH IT? cs.?h In advance 11.50 . "' - .." 'jf pot b'd within a moa. 1.75 , .. ,f Cot u". within 6 rana. 2. CM .. jf nt.t i'J within year.. 2.L' I ,,a -.-si !i:-ir outsi-lo !h county I ri.ntl 'por yfir will be ciiiirgcd to I-'1' , .... ;! tiw shnvc terms he dp. " ' t!'' ''"' don't coiiku It- their m - r .','v r'jit in advance must not I :" " i i'.n fit si'n" footing u those. :.-t he distinctly understood I .' ' ' -nr I. J ...V :..r l-"for! you stop It. if f ' ' ... Noiie but senlnwmrs do otb t : T'' is -aiii iv i-lifu'8 too Short. H. A. McPIKE, Editor and Publisher. 'HE Ifl A FBEKMAK WHOM THE TRUTH MAKES TKKK, AND ALL ARE SLAVES BESIDE. SI.50 and postage per year, In advance. VOLUME XIY. EBENSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH '2(J, 1880. NUMBER 10. ii in i hi -fin o jrs'r out. KqcI's Great Book j o-' 'rnJl W-1-h ANCE and RETREAT: ,1 i:.riei'i,'ur('a M,e t'ni ', ,vs out! I'nn federate t'ti'n Armies. (;,,n, .1. 15. IIOOI, . ' 'o it-iic-af States Army. okul fund ! - i:T- C. T. Beauregard, '.H liJtLEA.N, lHO. 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II )!D Ml flOUIlL USD, ZW om.E.l'. I.A. 3m. rHLiilK rilJHT VOiriM -- nir. srH.iETor heap Groceries!! :i1 ti:'-n 'j to GfiOttfll STORE 1 't Artntic, i , Altocna, Pa., ! iL-enn arasnnhoran J 'j. 1 s r-j r. i !ant'-ir, m -si varl"! and t . . j f .- t!-.T 1 f T ?ale in ! ' : c cv"rv'h:iii trh nn-I pure i r.-i 'I t I- . I'h OV IS II IN S, : t nr.;, i I hl'I IS. MU lliNS, :-..-8 at priori lul.y as rheup 3 "r Mia n o p o h cr man fr li rm . u'-"r There they resMo or ' !; r-T. r : - l.S-T.i! pirr.nnire lier"to . h m hy h Irierid? in Carahrfa r- r.-.m.-I t"pT2 Ipmc-Riinu. - f f 7i me. t he subcr! f r re v.Tv.. .ly l -j r:iil and eximlne . . , . ; jrrt tiiv r.T at rrv other K. 1'." 'f N Hilt. !' l tirc-rery. Allocoa, P. :; : r.i i isn. GK MUTUAL PLAN. "niClivH MUTUAL HCECOHP'RY CF rBENSBURC, pa. -monts in 22 Years. MILLS TAKEN. 1 1 Z C:U :o 1 FARIa Properties; I' 1AU.Y I ESI RED. GEii. M. KEADE, PresWenU UK Secretary. 1 "1 :-9 -lr. , ::vr-a --. !nr to Dank Di LIUIZ. Ml I ' - lJ wWW wcoiicr anl jeweler, i -FisjCUnC, PA., ' ! -i 1 a ljrj., varied nr.d e!e ; w ITI1KS. CMK'KS, i -m, l Ari.fs.F.vK-m.xssKs.i - - - v ounlr. i'erons necun --.; . -: w:!l do w'51 1- give hira a cal . - " ' '. w L.re . " " ,n pa:-l t n rspal rfn g C locks, r t -r..... jt-vi sattsiaetiua guaran- NiVIN U, YEACER, ani SW-ira WARE, "r; -1 .: M.Kn is !IKATIN(r STOVES, I i K.s. j i ltv.M K. Ac, ! ' : 'i S -, uue, . Altoona, Fa. ''' Ii- .rr, ,,t of Opera Hsuse. AN'I ) Sl' JFTING I . : rMi.ii to. fr.ST 1ST I. O H AM). 1 ' .x.mu'ik;, pa. - ,,f ,i -t:.v vr.0T I ; . .'.lS.liC;70.J. i iijaTf, ) :. ii I - i n ) at s il j '"-i. ar1 full -i.iii- or inr nrti- , ; .-;; ' ir-.r. cr Enn or yo'.ut;" J - - r f,r. ' I,- s-:rt..-f not l-'V in I ni ; " I hi J '--'t !lTin- irice. j - ' -.-i i:i ali c n! the t ot " - , nn mi.v'i.ir rlortilnz i e.. B. -tf. .-A t r!.i i is n:T"':l. O. OESCH'j ER. J I wmm AGEliCY. AN'. DICK. Jer.. Insurance Agent, p J-i:i:sni na, va. ' " " wr '"n t short notice In the Reliable "etpw "j" 1 ,rt I'laasi t ompanlM, .7t .S';.t.S2. 11173 -)T. I ''Ca. i rokNi.y-4r Law. Kh '' "i i lT ,r' ' om,' In front room or T ' ,.a '." h': 1 "fr. Centre street. Ailnvtn ' n" urn-led to istnlactorllv, r-l spe,:;a;,r ( p)u tf. jildinq Sew More. h (6 cg i i i'i ri riT TTTTTTTT OOOO ooooo oo oo OO Otl oo oo o oo OO OO oo oo OOOOO oooo TTTTTTT mi TTTTTTTT HB TT Rll TT HH nn KEESKR ntf RIK1SB HH BE IX It TT HIVHHnH tmmnni ur HH HH tC II. 11. T.I. ttll.l TT TT Tf HH HH BH HB UBSIS HH KEKRKS JOHN WANAMAKER, GffiElND DEP0 PHILADELPHIA. All ladies know tht it lias not been easy to gt Flrst-Class Underwear in Philaaelphia we menn Muslin and Linen Under wear such as the Frnch people indulge in. ExoepMivp one of the old Chestnut-Street Houses, who have made it a specialty, others have kept Stocks made up principally of job lots that have usually, for some reason or other, leen advertised as "bargains." Desiring to answer the question so often asked by ladies : "Why must we go to A.'s and elsewhere in Xew York for Un derwear ?" Ave have to say : You need not go, unless you choose to go on some other errand. The time is past for seeking otber cities than Philadelphia for shopping. Referring to Underwear, we set out several months ago to get ready a first-class Stock of Undergarments of every descrip tion. We have not said much about it, and propose to let our i work and not our words speak for us. This is simply to draw at tention to the fact that we have allotted a large space in the e tion of the firand Depot, to the left of the Chestnut-Street En- j trance, where we locate what will be, in point of fact, j A iSTEW DEPARTMENT!! The old style of dealing in these Goods we have abandoned sad j taken up the business j as manufacturers FinT Tn our own Workrooms. Sk oni) By special order in L'ndf-rwear Establishments. Instead of takini; johs or receivintj dozens ami dozens of Chem isc, Drawers and Night Shirts, and putting them on our shelves and counters, we shall put forward or.lv F i r. t - C A I J V. FULT.Y MA N T' F A ( .'T UIl E D. Ski nl NEAT AND HANDSOME SEWING. Trmtn i:Ntri:STIONABEE and WARRANTABLE MA TE It I A LS. This charm of cheapness will not be the first idea, bat cheap ness and charming work. After ail. people cannot well jud.e by an advertisement of priori. If one person advertises a horse for fl5. and another advertises one for $1. the buyer will decide, not by the adver tised price, but by seeing and judjing of the horses. The 150 hors'j may be worth two of the other. We submit all our goods to this test : What is the actual merit and value ? We .-hall do well this new work we have undertaken, and be content with whatever patronage we deserve. So greatly have muslins and labor advanced since we first began the preparations for our present stock that we confidently befieve that Ladies cannot have the sewing done at home for ar. thing like the prices marked on our fast new stock of Ladies' MUSLIN UNDERWEAR. IMien latie cannot corns in person to make selection t.lei teis trill be atletntetl to with fidelity and promptness. Mail orders for these Goods are not filled by boys, btf have the beat care ofladiea of good judgment and taste. JOHN WAHAMAKtm, Gkand Depot, - - - 13th pi-iiladhlpiiia. SAVE tOlNlilY INSURING YOUR LIFE -IX Till OHIO A'AIT nnnTrrTinv ASSOCIATION! HOME OFFICE, GREENVILLE, 0. Provide for those dependent upon yon a shield somv that will protect them from the storms ol lire wiien r.e. OI -TIC1 HiS: llnj. I). I.. Mbbkkr. (Judge c.nnmcn Pleas Court.) Jambs K BirrLa, yi yirrx . Pr'sMcnt. Vice President Secret ry. Treasurer. ; " vine Bank.) . . . Oen'l Snp't. S1M-X7IAI, F i: ti' in :s. i This Association oiler tiie following spe-ial fea- ; fires : ' l?r. Endowment Protection on the Mutual As 1 segment plan. ! 21. T. n!:orm Merar.ersh!p Fee ol $10.00 ter all ; ag"S and amounts. ! i 3d No Annual IHies. nor extra Charges what- ; UENEFITS. j ' reruns between the anp 1 M years, who J i have a hrf cla? heslth record, may hold either a j i Life Certificate or an F.udowinent Certificate, as ; j they may desire. 1 ,.moymi:nt plan. is to .TS fooo. ratable at death or at expiration 1 of -1 vcars. ... , j 34 to Aft JSOco. payable at dc.th or at expiration of 1? ye:: r J. " ! 41? to o. r-V" psyrblc at death or at expiration ' of 1 S enrs. i s t0 -4 payable at dcf.n cr at expiration I r.f 19tMM ' i.iur: 1'i.AN. 14 to 3.V-4-"""-0. payahle at death only. 34 to 4.' ". ", I to SS --S"0. ! For further particulars call on or a.M-e,s r ii. u. i n.sciniF.R. ' Agent lor Cambria County, i Ebcnphurg, ' Or M. F. M vers, Ser.etsry, GrccnTil!e, Hiio. :a. 1 VTOTICE.- The pnrtnership liereto- .er t.ctTTccn trie mcnipcrs oi inc firm oi VUin. fiston x o.. nas wus un ntwu di " I red by oiut'inl eooiit PHIEIP CULT-INS, Ii. I.. JOHNSTON. Ebensburg, Mar. S, 1S' The nnderslfjncd have thi dsy formed a eopart- ! nerh.p lor the purpose ol a tJeiicriil Hanking Ilnxf neisi, nn-b-r the nam- and tyle ot Johns- j ton. Shoemaker Ji Huck. The liabilities of the : late firm of Collins. Johnston A Co. haie been as- i s-imed by the iindere.gncd. and all debts due to ; eaid firm should be paid to thero. j K I. JOTINSTUX. V. A. SHUEMAKEK, i M. J. nr.'cK. . A. W. Bl'CK. ! F.benshurar, March 8, 18?o.-8t. i T"I7"E have still on lind a small a- ' V sortment of I.A DIES' COAT, which we are offering at rreatlv reduced prices, la order t . close out our stock before Sprlnij. Call early and get a bararin. as they will not last lor at the pn- eea we are ahklng for thm. V.S.BAKKKllaHRO. iave a large rtncic or i,.pif', and (WniKHnl MfOI'J, whlr.a we will srfl at vj- law rsrvrsj brweeti w and telrtnf Afrt1 neirt. BARKER It URO. dtowjdd it i miit seas DromDD tn ui sjsbsss no dd ui kb sesa do m m tt dd in vKn snaes DD DD UX KKKV 8MS9 U AA AA AA DD CD III SS a a dd m mm ss ss A A SStlSDDD III SSEVn S8SMS AA dddcdb in T of underwear i St., Executor's Sole PERSONAL PROPERTY! THE undersigned will offer at public sale on the premises of Morris W. Jonas, late of Cambria township, deceased, about four miles north of Eb ehsburg. on SATURDAY, MARCH 27, 1S80, At 1 o'clock, t. m., the followlnir desoribed per sonal property, to wit : 1 BAY MARE, 1 YEARLING COLT, 6 Milch Cows, ! Head Young Cattle, I STTogs : 1 Mowinsr Machine. 1 Threshing Machine, ; 1 Plow. 1 iKmble Harrow. 5 sets Harness 1 Sleigh. 1 Two-Horse Wagon. I Spring ngon. 1 Hay tork: Hay by the ton. Oats by the bushel, and many other articles tfo numerous "to mention. Terms will be made known on day of sale, when a reasonable credit w'll be given, WI I.I.I AM M. .inES. IAV1I M. JUNES. Frecutora ol Morris XV. Jones, dee'd. March 19, lsso.-2t. AUDITOR'S NOTTCE. -In the mat tcrnf the first snd partial accountof Herman Hanmcr. Ansiirnee. for tlio benefit of creditors ol P. SI. J. Kr.'ws. And now, March 3. 15S0. on motion of W.Horace Kosc, Esq.. the Court appoint John H. Brown Au ditor to report distribution ol the funds in the har.d of said accountant as appear by his account. Extract from the Kecord. Hy the Court. 1 will attend to the duties of my appointment at my offt-e. In the Koronirh of Johnstown, on Fri day. March 2, 1HSO. at 2 o'cr.oc. r. when and where all persons Interested may appear, or be debarred from comlns- In on said fund. JOHN H. BROWN, Auditor. March 5, lSS0.-3t. A rntTOR'S NOTICE. The under- sinned, having been appointed Auditor to report nistrinution of the lun.l in the hands ot t K Davis. Administrator of John O. Jones, late of Ebcn?ourg borough.ricc.cd as shown by his first and partial account, confirmed March 0. iSS-i, hen- bv irives n-itice thi' he will sot at his ofhro in r.b enshur. on Th'irtitny, .April 1st, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, for the purpose ot attending to the duties of hi appointment : when and where all kersons having cia'ms airainst sain estate are re ! quired to preent them, or be debarred from com ! ing in on said fund. A. V. BARKER. LI enshurg, March 10. lSo.-3t. Auditor. A1; DITOIFS NOTICE. The under- -d. having been amiointed Auditor to f distribute the fund in the hands of .1 ncob V e.-iidey, ; As'iynce of Paul Ellwaner, as shown by Ins sec. ! ond partial account, herei'y gives notice that he ' will sit at H office in Et.r n-l urir. Cambria conn- j ty. Pa . on T'ic.trfrty. March S -th. ;v.'i. at '1 o'clock. : T. M.. lor the purpose of attending to the duties ol ; his n -point men t : when n n.I where all persons in terested are required o present their claims, or be , debarred from coming in upon said fund ! A. V. IIAKKEi!, Auditor. i Ebensburg. March 8, lsw.i.-at. A nilTOrt'S XOTICH The nrtrler- si-rned, having been appointed Auditor to report distribution of the fund in the hands of Al vin Evans. Eq.. Executor of David James, late of Ebensburg borouirh. deceased, as shown by his first and final account, hereby gives notice that he will meet the parties interested in said distribution, at his office in Ebeti-bnrg. on Thurtdny, April 1st. lSW. at 9 o clock in the forenoon, when and where all persons interested may attend if they sec proper. A. V. HAKMK, Auditor. Ebensburg, March 10, isso.-st. NOTICE. The annus.! election of a Hoard ff Trusteei of the Ebensburg Academy will be held at the oltlcc of the Secretary. In Ebens bnrar. Pa , on the .Ifa day of April next, between the hours of 7 and S r. m. JOHN E. SCANL.AN, Secretary. March 12, ISSO.-Ct. FOR SALE. A tip-top hemvy one hTrseor light twe-korso rEDDL,IN WAO- K. Acrlv to EO. HUNTLEY. Ebensburg, Feb. IS, 1SSO. tf. tfewspsjisr Adrartisiig Baresa, 10 eprs!t.,.T. A A AAA AA AA AA AA AAA AAA EAR rF.R HYMN. Came they In the early rooming. While the earth wag wrapp'd In gloom. To tho grave of Him they worshipped, Brlng-ing gplce and sweet perfume ; Bat their pale and troubled faces Told the anguish of denpalr. When they looked within and trembled. For the SaTlor was not there. Choucs. He Is risen. He is risen. Thus the angel voices say ; Haste to bear the joyful tidings, Christ theI.ord Is risen to-day. He Is risen, their Redocmer; Can their hearts the truth believe ? Hark I the voice of hope returning Bids them now the truth receive; And the angel's words repeated Float like music on the air. While again they look and wonder. For the Savior is not there. C10.-H1 is risen, He Is risen, o. Yes, Our blessed Tjord In Triumph leaves the dark and silent grave : Now He lives In endless glory. Lives trom death our souls to save. Gladly let us do Him honor, clladly now our voices raise. For tho joy He sets before us. His the glory. His the praise. ( ho. Ho Is risen. He Is risen, AO. SATED FROM SUICIDE. A THRII.I.INO SKETCH OF CALIFORNIA LIFE TWEKTY-FTVE TEAItS AGO. From the advanced sheets of "California Sketches," by Uev. Dr. O. P. Fitzgerald, editor of the Nashville Christian Advorate, we take the following descriptive of "AN 1N-TE11VIKW." As I was coming out of the San Francisco Post Office one morning in the year a tall, dark-skinned man placed himself in front of me, and fixing his intensely glitter ing eyes upon me, said in an excited tone : "Sir, can you give me a half hour of your time this morning?" "Yes," I replied, "if I can be of any ser vice to you by so doing." "Not here, but In your office, privately," he continued. "I nuut speak to somebody, and having heard you preach in the church on Pine street, I felt that I could approach you. I am in great trouble and danger, and must speak to some one !" Ilis manner was excited, hi hand trem bled, and his eye had an insane gleam as he spoke. We walked in silence until we reached my office on Montgomery street. Alter entering I laid down my letters and papers, and was about to offer him a chair, when he hurriedly locked the door on the inside, saying as he did so : "This conversation is to be private, and I do not intend to be interrupted." As he turned toward me I saw that he had a pistol in his hand, which lie laid on the desk and then sat down. I waited for hira to speak, eyeing him and the pistol closely, and feeling a little uncomfortable, locked in thus with a mad man of almost giant-like size and strength. The pistol had a sinister look that ' I had never before recognized in that pnpu- lar weapon. It seemed to grow bigger and ; bigger. "Have you ever been haunted by the idea ; of suicide?" he asked abruptly, his eyes I glaring upon me as he spoke. "No, not particularly," I answered, "but why do you ask ?" "Because the idea is haunting me," he said iu an agitated tone, rising from bis chair as he. spoke. T have lain for two nights with a rocked nistol in mv hand, calculatinrr the value of my life. I bought this pistol to j shoot myself with, and wonder that I have not done It ; but something has held me back." "What has put the idea of suicide into your mind?" I inquired. "My life's a failure, sir ; and there is noth ing left for such a fool as 1 have been," he said bitterly. "When a man has no hope left he should die." I was making some reply when he broke in: "Hear my history, and then tell me If death is not the only thing left for me," lay ing his hand upon the pistol as he spoke. When he told me his name I recognized it as that of a man of genius, whose contribu tions to a certain popular periodical had giv en him a wide fame in the world of letters, lie was the son of a venerable New England bishop, and a graduate of Harvard Universi ty. I will give his story in his own words, as nearly as I can. "In 1850 I started to California with hon orable purpose and high ambition. My father being a clergyman, and poor, and greatly advanced in years, I felt that it was my duty to make provision for him and for the family circle to which I belonged and of ' which I was the idol. Animated by this pur- pose, I was full of hope and energy. On the i ship that took me to California T made the acquaintance and fell into the snares of a i beautiful but unprincipled woman, for whom j I toiled and sacrificed everything for eight j years of weakness and folly, never remitting a dollar to those I had intended to provide for at home, carrying all the while an uneasy conscience and despising myself. I made Immense sums of money, but it all went for nothing but to feed the extravagance and recklessness of my evil genius. Tortured bv remorse I made many a struggle to free my self from the evil connection which blighted : my lire, out, in vain, i nau almost ceaseu to i struggle against mv fate, when death lifted ; " . L1IU snntlirw 1 O'lti ll'J I'm". X IHT ti ii lift woman died, and I was free. I was aston ished how rapid and how complete was the j reaction from my despair. I felt like a new j we saw it. Then one thoughtful man oiv ' man. The. glowing hopes that had been j served, "It was impossible to give the an 1 smothered revived, and I felt something of I swer, because the dean had contrived to re- the buoyancy and energy with which I had left my New England hills. I worked hard and prospered. I made money and saved it, making occasional remittances to the family at home, who were overjoyed to hear from nie after so long and guilty a silence. I hadn't the heart to write to them while pur suing my evil life. "I had learned to gamble, of course, but now I resolved to quit it. For two years I kept this resolution, and had in the mean time saved over fo.OOO. Do 5-ou believe that the devil tcmntsmen? I tell vou sir. it is i true ! I began to feel a strange desire to visit some of my old haunts. This feeling became intense, overmastering. My judg- ment and conscience protested, but I feltliko one under a spell. I yielded and found my way to a well known gambling hell, where I lost every dollar of my money. It was like a dream I seemed to he drawn on to my doom by some invisible but resistless power. When I had lost all, a strango calm came over me, which I had never understood. It may have been the reaction, after a night of feverish excitement, or possibly it was the unnatural calm that follows the death of hope. My self-contempt was complete. No language could have expressed the intensity of my self-scorn. I sneaked to my lodgings, feeling that I had parted with my manhood as well as my money. "The very next day I was surprised by the offerof a lucrative subordinate position in a Federal office in San Francisco. This was not the first coincidence of this sort in my life where an unexpected influence had been brought to bear upon me, giying my plans and prospects a new direction, nan God anything to do with these things, or is it accident ? I took the place which was offer ed me, and went to work with renewed hope and enercy. I made a vow against gambling, and determined to recover all I had thrown away. I saved every dollar possible, pinch ing mvself in my living, and supplementing my liberal salary by literary labors. My savings had again run up high in the thous ands, and my gains were steady. The Fra-zer-River mining excitement broke out. An old friend of mine came to me and asked the loan of a hundred dollars to help him off to the new mines. I told him he should have the money, and that I would have it ready for him that afternoon. After he left the thought occurred to me tat $100 was a very poor outfit for such an enterprise, and that ho ought to have more. Then the thought was suggested yes, sir, it was suggested that I might take the hundred dollars to a faro-bank and win another to place in the hands of my friend. I was fully resolved to risk not a cent beyond this. The idea took possession of my mind, and when he came for the money I told him my plan, and pro posed that he accompany me to tho gambling hell. lie was a free-and-easy sort of fellow, and readily assented. We went together, and after alternate success and losses at the faro hank, it ended in the usual way : I lost the hundred dollars. I went home in a fren zy of anger and self-reproach. The old pas sion was aroused again. A wild determina tion to break the faro bank took hold upon me. I went night after night, betting reck lessly until not a dollar was left. This hap- j pened last week. Can you wonder that I j have concluded that there Is no hope for as i weak a fool as I am ?" I He paused for a moment in his rapid reci ; tal, pacing the floor, with his hand on the hammer of the pistol, which he had taken j P. "Now, sir, candidly, don't you think that i the best tiling I can do is to blow out my brains?" said he cocking the pistol as he I Fpoke. I The thought occurred to me that it was no i uncommon thing for the suicidal to give way ; to the homicidal mania. The man was evi- dently half mad and ready for a tragedy, i The pistol seemed almost instinct with con scious evil intention. If a suicide or homi : clde was to end the scene, I preferred the former. I "How old are you?" I asked, aiming to ! create a diversion. i "I am 45," he answered, apparently brought to a little more recollection of him self by the question. '1 should think," I continued, having ar rested his attention, "that whatever may be i your follies, and however dark the future I you have to face, you have too much roan 1 hood to sneak out of life by the backdoor of ! suicide." The shot struck. An instantaneonschange i passed over his countenance. Suicide ai J peared to him in a new light as a cowardly, ! not a heroic net. lie had been fascinated mi the notinn of ,1RTinK tl,e curtain .fftI1 upon his career amid the blaze of blue light and the glamour of romance and the dignity of tragedy, amid the wonder of the crowd i and the tears of the sentimental. That was ! all gone ; the suicide was but a poor creature, ; weak as well as wicked. He was saved. lie sank into a chair as he handed me the pistol, which I was very glad indeed to get into my hands. "You should be ashamed of yourself, sir," 1 continued. "You are only forty-five years old ; you arc in perfect health, with almost a i giant's strength, a classical education, ex j tensive business experience, and with a I knowledge of the world gained by your tuis j takes that should be a guarantee against the j possibility of their repetition. A brave man ) should never give up the battle the bravest ! never cive up." i "(iive me the pistol," ho said quietly ; -you tinea not be arrant to trust me with it. The devil has left me. I wlil not act the part of a coward. You will hear from me again. Permit me to thank you. Good morning." I did hear from him again. The devil seemed indeed to have left him. He went to British Columbia, where he prospered in business and got rich, became a pillar in the church of which his father was one of the great lights, and committed not suicide, but matrimony, marrying a sweet and cultured English girl, who thinks her tall 1 ankee hus- band the sweetest and noblest of men. A Few New Pcns. Punning would not be so bad were It not so Infectious. Tuns leave germs which lie in idle minds till they fructify and bear a baleful crop of more puns. The other day some ot us got to rais ing about that witty old cynic, Dean Swift, when one of the company took advantage of the opening and gave us this Jen de mot of hi: "Why," aked the dean, "Is it right, by the lex talionis. to pick an artist's pocket?" It was given up, of course, anil the answer was: "Because he lias pictures." A silence fell about the table round until, one by one, serve the answer to himself. I could not, for instance, say that it is right for me to pick an artist's pocket, because he had picked yours." Here is another conundrum, found ed upon a pun, which only the propounder can solve : An old man and a young one were standing by a meadow. "Why,"asked the young man, "is this clover older than you?" "It is not," replied the other. "It is, though," returned the young man ; "be cause ;it is pasturage." Thereupon an ab stracted looking person, who had not follow ed the line of remark, and who had not nn- ! derstood the illustration, startled us all with I this irrelevant inquiry : "Why cannot a pantomimist tickle nine Esquimaux? Give I it "P? "Why, because he can gesticulate." .V. O. Ticayune. The people ot Detroit, Mich., delight In intellectual recreation, and we hail the fol lowing from the Frte Pre as an entourag ing sign of this spread of culture in the West : "A pleasant evening game in Detroit Is for each player to oil his hands and then try to turn the door-knob. The one who succeeds first gets a hunk of taffy on a string." Why the Pnazie of Fifteen I Sow Pro hibited In the White House. 'Twas In the White House parlor. At the godly hoar or nine, That Mr. Hayes was trying The puzzle to divine. The olive branches clustered About his bended knee. And oft he sipped in sllenoe A cocktail made ol tea. With eager eyes they watched bias As he slipped the blocks about. But vain were all his efforts To work the problem out. From 1 to 8 the numbers Were In their places straight. And so were all the others Except the 7 and S. 'TIs very odd," he murmured, Key trips up on eleven. And Sohurx on 3, but somehow I stick on 8 or T I "No matter how I move them. They're sure to come the same ; How shall I get the working Of this pesky Fifteen Oame!" Then ouUpoko little Scatty With gentle voice and low : "Why, pa, just write a letter To Aliunde Joe!" X. T. Sun. Written for tho rnnfix. A Private View or Taking a Uattery. On the morning of the 13th of July, 162, the "White Diamonds" were aroused very early among the small hours, and ordered to "get on their things" for a nocturnal expe dition of some sort. It was bland summer weather in the "Old Dominion," and as we. moved out through the misty woods in the star-lit darkness It seemed rather pleasant than otherwise. Our camp was on the outposts at Harri son's Landing, and as we presently took the road back to Malvern Hill, we rightly con cluded that the boys in grey in that locality were to receive a visit. We had to keep otar tin-cups from jingling and the cavalry boys had to restrain the J clangor of their sabre-scabbards, as the j movement was Intended for a surprise. As , i we marched silently along in the crowded j ! i . . .... l... :i.. I ! lUilU, Ulll UU1UI1U13 KllllICTU UJ IIICUAUI lllp;ill- j wind, we had ample time to think of what j j might be in store for us on ahead ; yet step ; by step we kept nearing our fate, whntever ; i it might be. The subdued noise of the tramp ; I of thousands, the mingling tread of the ' many-hoofed squadrons, and the rumbling I ! noise of the cannon wheels, all sounded like ! alow din on the hush of nijrht. During a ; halt our Lieuteuaut Colonel fell ill, which ; J created quite a stir in our ranks for awhile, I as we had to wait while the surgeon ran- j j sacked his budget for drugs to soothe the i patient's rebellious stomach. Such trouble , I seemed just then, however, to be in a mens- , ure superfluous, as a hissing shell from the 1 ! hostile line might at any moment knock off ' j the head of his patient and render his drugs : of no avail. ' On, on we trudged through the dim night i ' shadows, till at last morning began to dawn; . '. and a lovely morning it was. The peaceful , j farm houses slept in rural quiet, and the ' i shrill call of chanticleer greeted the morning , I twilight. The river flowed not far away in , ! Us embowered channel. It seemed a fearful : ' thing to be advancing on to such fearful ! work amid such scenes of peace, for some ' were living, thinking and acting and walking , along that road who would never again see 1 the sun two hours' high. ' We reached the fool of Malvern Ili'l about sunrise, the Infantry marching in the middle t of the road and the ca valrv on each side. As soon as the "JohnrJes" caught a glimpse of our approach they bid us good morning in : animation only served to bring out his evl the shane of shells, craoe-and-canister. and i dence with more distinctness of detail. I the dear knows what all, for tin-cans came rolling down the hill, and little round pieces , of wood, such as you would roll tape on "red tape" I presume. Just then a man came limping back from the front and beg ! ged my help on his way to the rear. He seemed unable to walk, so I gave him my ! arm to support his tottering steps out of the i range of shells. I took a few steps to the 1 rear with him, as that was part of my duty, ; being a musician. Seeing that he soon ceased his limping, I allowed him to proceed i on his downward course to safety, and turn j ed my face once more to the front. The troops had just halted, and I soon caught up 1 again to mv own company, who were stand- , , the n,iddl of tiie roaj wlth fixed bay i . Tk .i,..ii -,r..nr..i.e.-initer and onets. - i i -- - other kinds of missiles, were coming down the hill diagonally across the road. Many had been wounded among the men who were standing there which fact was plainly visible by the blood trickling down some of their faces, by limp arms, torn jackets, tottering steps and limping gaits. The surgeon had started a temporary hospital on the left of the. road, behind the fence, and there he j 90on JRd llis haiuls fu We rtartcd on up the hill again toward the ; l(eicnig Viattcry above us. Just then a shell came rushing across the road, I dodging it bv falling flat on the ground. The screech- ! ing compliment rushed over us at the height of a couple of feet, knocking into flinders in , its fierce course a panel of rail fence along side. Just then an aide rode up the road with the utmost indifference to all sorts of missiles, and rebuking some of the men on i his way for their dodging proclivities, he j asked, "What are you afraid of ? the shells j won't hurt you." The next shell that came along struck down in the road two of the Eleventh Massachusetts, which was In the road ahead of us. The two men were struck dead on the spot, but no one seemed to no tice the occurrence. The troops now went up the hill on the double quick with trailed arms, and the battery was soon silenced and captured. The cheers of the victors resound ed in the ears of the departing "Johnnies," and all the danger and trouble was past. Officers and men were jubilant over the suc cess of the rcconnoissance. but a little disap pointment was felt that they had not cap tured the supporters of the battery. We were soon hack in camp again, falling in for our "crackers and coffee," and camp life was the same as ever. The above is a true personal experience of Hooker's reconnoissance on the l.rth of July. '02. A. D. H. Woodworker, an Indian chief, says he has never seen a gray-haired Indian in his life, and he has seen some over DO years old. It is because an Indian has no trouble, no worriinent, or anything that way. His wife chops all the wood, builds the fires, goes to market at daylight, stones tramps out of the froi.t yard, and black his boots. And he is not tormented by tax-collctor, gas bills and lightning-rod peddlers. Let an Indian start a twenty-four column daily paper in a six column town, to supply a long felt want, and his hair will turn gray in one nigh. THE VALUE OF AN OATH. BY JCDOE CLARK. It was an unpopular case to defend. The crime charged against my client was one of j shocking atrocity, the murder of his own ! child. The popular verdict had already con- j demned him, and there was little doubt that j the jury would go the same way. j Arthur Berkley, the prisoner, had married ! Edith Granger, a wealthy heiress, whose father had died, leaving her his whole for tune, to the exclusion of his profligate son, whom he had disinherited and driven from home. Mrs. Berkley died within a year after mar riage, leaving an Infant, feeble little creature, requiring constant and assiduous care. In deed, Dr. Baldwin almost took up his quar ters in the house, often passing the night there, that he might he on hand in case of need. One of these nights, the doctor, as he af terwards stated In his evidence, after retir- j ing to bed, feeling solicitous about his charge, ! got up and stole softly to the nursery to see j that everything was right. He found the door ajar and a dim light j burning within. As he advanced he dis I tinctly saw Arthur Berkley standing by the table, holding to the child's mouth a bottle ' from which it was accustomed to receive its j food. At the sound of the doctor's footsteps ; he stealthily left the apartment by a side entrance. Not a little surprised at these movements, the doctor approached and laid his hand on the child's face, which he found In violent convulsions, which were followed tn a few seconds by the sudden stillness of death. A post-mortem examination and analysis of the contents of the stomach placed it be yond doubt that prussic acid had been ad ministered. And an examination of the bot tle, found where Berkley had left it, proved that the milk in it contained a large quantity of the same deadly joison. On this evidence Berkley was arrested and indicted for murder; and there was not a dissenting voice as to his guilt. An Incen- i tive to the crime was found in the fact that, ! as heir to his child, he would inherit the i fortune which had descended to the latter through the death of its mother. No wonder : the deed so monstrous, actuated by motives so mercenary, should excite the deepest in- j dignation. 1 Berkley's previous character had been ; good. He had always appeared gentle and kind ; had been a devoted husband, anddur ing the ;rief period of its life had showed t the tenderest attachment for his child. In . my conference with him he seemed j overwhelmed with grief, hut strenuously denied all imputations of cuilt, asserting ; that he had not gone to the nursery after re tiring that night till called by the alarm of his child's death. Of course his statement, In the tace of proof so damning, weighed but little. I had no confidence in them mvself. Still, it was my professional duty to see that a man on trial for his life, who had entrusted me with his cause, had every right the law accorded him. This duty performed, my conscience would be clear, whatever the result. It would be tedious to owell on the steps preceding the trial. I interposed no ob jection to it coming on speedily. My aim was not to thwart the ends of justice, but to see it fairly meted out. Dr. Baldwin was the first and chief wit ' ness. He told his story clearly and methodi : cally, and It was very easy to see it carried , conviction to the jury. My rigid cross-ex- euciieu tin: ici, ioi iuMaue, nmw inr luuu a , , I .. t . x I . .. . . 1 . . . .. V. : 1 t nurse lay in tho same room ; that she was asleep when the doctor entered, and it was to her he first announced the child's death. I also examined fully as to the prisoner's aits at the time the alarm was given, endeavor ing to show that he came from the direction of his own chamber, appearing to have been just aroused from sleep. But I made noth ing of this, the witness stating that his agita tion had distracted his attention from these points. The Doctor had only lecently settled among us, but his conduct had been so ex emplary that he had made many friends. He had especially won the confidence of the pnsoner. 1 interrogated him as to his past ; career, but brought out nothing to his dis- I credit. I The evidence of the chemist who made the analysis was next put in, and the State's at- j torney "rested." " have brought the nurse here," he said, j "Vut as she was asleep when the prisoner j entered, her evidence is unimportant. 1 j thought it my duty to have her here, how- ever, to afford the other side the opportunity to call her if they desire." Nothing could render the prisoner's case more hopeless than it was already, while something might come out to his advantage. "I will call the witness." 1 said. She was a middle-aged woman, of not un- i prepossessing appearanee. Her acitation - i W!s visible ; and I noticed that in taking the oath she laid her hand leside the book and not upon it. "I asked that the witness be sworn with her hand on the book," I said, calling atten- tion to the omission. The Judge so ordered, and the witness's hand shook violently as she leluelantlv obeyed the direction, and the ?ath was re- administered. After a few preliminary questions as to the hour of her retiring, her falling asleep, etc. : "What is the next thing you remember?" I asked. The witness hesitated. "Answer the question," replied his Honor. "I heard a noise as if some one was coming into the room." "Did you see any one enter?" Another pause. I repeated the inquiry. "I did," was the answer. 'What did the person do?" The woman's lace grew paler, and It was with difficulty she found utterance. "He came to the side of the cradle," she said, "with the bottle of milk in his hand, and put it to the baby's mouth. The judge and State's attorney both bent forward in eager attention. The latter, it was evident, had not expected this testi mony. I felt that my question thus far had only served to draw the halter closer about my client's neck. But I had gone too far to re- i treat. My voice trembled almost as much as that j of the witness as I proceeded. i "Did you recognize that person V i "I did," was the an aer scarcely audible. My client's life hung on the answer of the next question! The silence of the court room was deathlike. I dreaded to break it. The sound of my voice startled me when I spoke. "Who was it?" Her lips moved, but no sound came. Her agitation was fearful to witness. She shook from head to foot. A deadly pallor overspread her face. Slowly raising her trembling hand and pointing to Dr. Baldwin : "That is the man !" she almost shrieked. Then In quick, wild accents, she went on to tell that on finding himself discovered by reason or her waking, the culprit, who was no other than George Granger, Mrs. Berk- j ley's profligate brother, had disclosed to her : that his purpose was to regain his lost inher j itance by putting out of the way those who ; stood between him and it, promising the j witness to provide for her handsomely if she i kept his secret, but when, rut to the test, j she had found herself unable to violate her ! so'emn oath. ) George Granger, alias Dr. Baldwin, would j have left the courtroom, but an officer nas ordered to detain him : nnd -hen his d's gulse was removed, though he had been ab sent for years, there were many present who could testify to his identity. My client was acquitted on the spot, and his cell in prison was, that night, occupied by his false accuser. THREE (.001) STORIES. EVIPF.STLT WRITTEN' ET SOME FOLKS CAN'T TELL A LIE. WHO That habitual retailer of tough yarns, the New York Sunday Mercury, lias done its worst. It claims to have found a man In that city who eats glass, and has eaten it for twenty years. He says "all you want is strong teeth. It's the best thing out. It settles your stomach jut like a seidlitz pow der. I've chewed up a piece of g!as when I've leen so drunk I couldn't see, and In less than a half an hour I was nil right and soIht. I wrote to a paper here about it, and what do you think they did Why, printed my letter in an editorial headed 'Look to your windows," and said it inut have been written by a lnnHtie, 1 knew that editorial was wri ten by a fool. I told a ttien.l of mine of it, and asked him what I had better do? lie said, hold my tongue or I'd land on the island in a strait jacket. I saw a chap eat glas once when I was a young fel low in Germany. It was at a country fair. I thought I'd iike to do it too, so when I went home I tried it. At lirt I used to cut myself, hut I soon discovered the real secret of glass-eating in the life of Benvenuto Cei lini, the great sculntor, by Goethe. S.une person tried to poison Cellini with diamond dust, and gave some diamonds to a lapidary to be ground to powder, which was to be dis tributed in his food. The lapidary sold the diamonds and ground up pome common S glass. This was put in a d'oh of sal.nl, and i Cellini discovered it after he had eaten so:n. He found it was glass and didn't hurt him ' at all, while if It had been diamond it would ! have created ulcirs in his intestines, which ' would have killed him. So he expcritiiei ft'd ' on dogs and cat, and found out that there's i no harm in eating glas, which digests and i passes away." ; TWO THOUSAND KISSES IS AN Horn HOW , A F.KT WAS WON. At a part- of young people in Pari-, con . versation happened to turn on the subject of kissing, and the question was propounded who of the young men present could boast , of having given or being able to give "hi ; girl" the mot kisse. Various were the re- plies this question called out. Finally a ' vnnni man nod tin cirl to whom Ive va I.e. 1 - - trot lied bet ""0 francs that thev could kis j .. , pf-ided thev would !e allowed to take an occasional gias of wine "between." Two persons were ap ; pointed a committee to count the number of kisses, and the woik began. During the ! first hour they counted 2, 0'Hi ki"es. During j the second hour the kisses were not nearly j as numerous, for the committee only counted 1 l.ooo. After the third hour, during which j they managed to score but 7."C. further opera ; tions were brought to a sudden standstill, j The lips of the young man were seized with I a cramp, and he was carried off in a fainting condition. The girl, a few davs later, was i strj(.ken with brain fever, which nearly car- i ried ilor pfr to a anil wi,Pre ki5S!ff nder any form Is unknown. When the people who had won the bet demanded their money the parents of the girl refused to pay her share of it. The matter was then taken t the courts, and there it was decided that the bet must le paid. A DEVICE TO rntVENT MAKKET MEN TAI.1S INO OFF OLD FC.CS FOR FRKH ON F.S. The .Viftraulr-ee Hun says Satn Medill lias In vented a device to prevent market men palm ing off old eggs for fresh ones. The inven tion is thus described: He proposes to ar range a rubber stamp in the nest of every hen, with a movable date. The stamp is ar ranged with a pad, which is saturated with indelible ink. When the hen lays an egg. as is well known, she kicks slightly with her j hind leg. An electic disk is arranged so mat ner loot touches it, when the statun j I , turns over on to the ink pad, and tiir-n re volve, stamping the date on the eng. The ben then goes off about her business;, the farmer's hired girl removes theegg. replace the stamp, which is ready for another. n each evening, after th- hens have r. tire-1 to their downy roost, with the roo-tors. the date of the stamp is changed to the follow ing day, and the good woik gm- on. In ibis way there can be no cheating. Yon g.i to the grocery and ask for fresh egg, and the grocery man says he has some eggs of the vintage of January 29, lss-i, for instance. You look at them, and there are the fi;nre, which cannot lie. With this method it i an object for the man to get rid of his ege. knowing that to-morrow may be too late. One of I'rottoii Knott's Sromr.s. There was some sort of celebration in honor of St. Francois de Xavier, which he attended. A host of negroes in his neighborhood were Catholic. When he came home hi darkey boy asked him how he liked the Catholic service. "I," said he, "could not stand it." He said, "There was one point about it that I never liked." "What is that?" aid the boy. "The priest does all his prnying in Latin." At this the colored boy fell down in the road, and rolled over shouting w ith laughter. "Why, what Is the matter with yon ?" aid Knott.' The darkev answered : "Fo" God, massa, don't think th.r.t de Lord can't under stand de Latin as well as English. In the Catholic churches 1e priet he prays to .)e Lord, s.nd not to the congregation ;" nnd Mr. Knott added that he had been brought up in a chuich where the preacher prayed to the cortpregation, and acknowledged that tb: boy ha t got the advantage of him. TTTT ST