XV II I .icpiKE( Editor and Publisher. 'HE IS A FRKEMAN WHOM THE TRUTH MAKES FHEE, A5D ALL ARE SLAVES BESIDE. Terms, S2 per year, In advance. ULUMU XI. EBENSBIIRG, PA., FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1877. NUMBER 33. Iff VT 10 "f'l II lu SXJIV FOIl THE !i!ST NATIONAL FRAUD 1 , i .,. w;i iit circled tv the peo ,,"n im.tiitiTHte.1 at WMhliurlon "' n- . (it 1 rand, we cull upon hon ' 'T,1rt,.. to rally together In a nc : , .r4i..nt effort tor th? correc ' " ' ...r wi-nra- Hint tor tun punuh. j"'ty, to be enforced through the ,..,.. ninn the rlirht of self-R-ov-' ' nnt.i i-in party and its present ; t,icelhr.turh such means i nitiv . : - ,.!lnr t I, ri i ir fir H'll'"" I. ....if- uru .,,,., cpo'l SUCH ", , . -,--v thin tli.-v who conceived ';ii!:s "unvr;:lieled political swin- ...r,t Pri-sidint PTirl his advisers '", . ii I i f " -! t he ancient ways i-iitv. so'd lm ittsf invited h i , i .n i' i- lb-bel to occupy ne '' ' ' ..... ..(' . ...a ill the Cillliliet- .1 nv m' """ s,,-i-v tl;c"hcst"wnl ot offices ' " ,c- svstetn of t.overntncnt ir" 1- and canals, hopir.ir thus '.mr; .r.iion the work bemin in ;;VV'm. ini- liMi.-, with hypocritical ' vni' - the civil s.-rvice, they '' .' ,' ,v ,.t N' " thcrti theorists, to the ".,.'.,,,, rri'iH' i which this Admin ''.'i"f,ii;i!ii'."i in:iy. bo overL.okod mid .! -i, s ,ii'it1' V scheme, its sirainst the , iwi Ii w Iioisi it ot initiated, we cull i .i.- t.i coiionencc ttnincdiiitcly a 1 i imn i!'s and pertinacious. '. ., I'n :ii tli:it trom hciriuiiintr to tho V i never be found Ln.ic.ird or ..; hoiv crusade; iitnl tt invite - li.'in t cry ijnarter to Join in the "' ; frii t, (1 and rcnders-a tody oT "' :,',,( riinif--the sime number us I He .it i7'ie who. In N'ovein . iii..I. Tilden for i'resl- i on v thai we shall eontiniif ii tile prist, to content for hoo . . ; "i .(,itn. c iitiomy. nnd jnstiee in , :iii.!. that we Mini! still -tidenvor . , win may otisnilt our columns -''.(';'. t-'ii.ph tis nd trust worthy ae- ..- nt e'"it and news from evprj v ihi. while Irotn Vitliitiirtn ' rii"itswill continue lit bo full. , ! t! ii'v .T'N is")e't!fit miintli. ,,, (.(-.. .uitl ; or. with theSuinlny i' : ;l I ! - - - ":'; 1 1 1 -n . ivht puitw. .alono, is -i ..ed. ::'.y rv. e-pht paircs. is l n -t '; t ;it"l t-very person who wnds : , -i:!.- ; i:n l s 1 1 m any one place tn ei.-py for himself with- ' - THE M'S, New York City. 1 YOU WANT Amrl.t To bo llonjrht, Silvri or (ioh. .Merchandise Sold, Coeds to , ppraisc, ' ip'-tiinur I.iys To nnnoiiiiec : Hoii't s nr .-res. ilMtehers or linkers, I'.i.il-. Vul os. I .ros.kirt or Kloiinco, A I 'tiro tor Itisoiisc, A h in.:y Vali-'-. ! A M ul m L'licmisc, I h ( s-, : Tens. I lee. I eas ; j r arc prnno i To inake kuoxvtt ' Your ."store, ff'.stolry. ' I ry t ;oofs, I'lihultery, I'lcriies, K retn smns. K iveV. K tracks. In versions. lottis ready made, I ttcrease o! T'l nde t'oiiis, t'okc and Wood, I'letliri'S. I. eel ii res. All kinds of Food ; W in ks on Theology, M uric. .st i ,i iry. Veiiltli or Kelieity. World-wide rablici'y, l-'laas, Cnis, I' .if-, Nau's. 1'ievs Sii't1 or t'oll.irs, A'uuuhty lolliirs, lloii-i t i Kent l-torc. T'l nement, l .i-h t- be l.ee.t. ' :i-i to be pt nt, -i nt, Ten. Io iii.iii Cement, ' I o lb-ad t he advice. I ii ) mill price, k ittled bvlow rL-t. r-t r T I! :ir. '! 'ii Spitz, " .i :i .'I. t' inn ,v: it nr Hall. f r t'l-n- fi-a-- !! thit g. . H IN. ADVERTISE le FREEMAN I in 1 litl fl-r is.-niinz nut of the Tllstrict " toil-. i Males lor the Western i i..!iia, the unih rsianed will -.-'i--, st. tin; Cnurt H-juse in thons- Aiue 17;h ila of September next, T I OM MM i. . w.. ii., h&W TRACT 0? LANS ,, ,rr ' I'.wndiip. atnhrin count v. Pit. .'!.", " U '" Ii Kciit ae mid others, ;,:'' ;' more or b-ss. hiivinz llirre 1 lbl. Kit Ii one pair KitKNen 151 US, "V-tf. two Hoping ( 'loths, Klevator, fV' iloilarMtoM.it l.iiKitirA Also IM.i, iMit liwKi.LiMt Hoi ittn. I't Km . N-.-i rcf. Tii he Mold nubioot I'-i-r- 't ,,; ir.n to !. i.nl.l h. the wi.l- y.itinire, fe'd, ilnrimr; her lite, ' i.nn, to the heirs at her death. ii -i -I " ' -U.'l:i-ii-nf titlitwlll l.a ili'i.n to ns-riurt It of the fiart-linioj Sl, "ii"-'i.iir;h in iix tiioiiths, ene-i.,,-. , "I'lteln. hihI i.iK-tiiurth Ineiich- -i-ur'i-'i " r"J I'l'creft ut the rate l 7 per ur'iT. tin- premises .V. .1.7'.!1!.!1K'.r(,', SMEAl), A6!iKnec. I ' ' '!x 1 T 1 1 A TO I rs NOT J C K ite of , 1s A KT7 . Vt iieiiUniiioii mm trmttimmtit -', . -ii-.il Alois Uurtz. late id Cambria ,(- ' 'tu i -.tint v. leeeaied. have been i;.' ,!" !-r".ot said township, to wlintn ' j ' ''"l to;i. eiOai-Hre requested ;" ..tiuent, Htii those imvlntr -11! , will . , .. ' ' ! r ry-iii Llieill irujn:i ij I'll cut MAKTZ. Administrator. :j, is;;, at. h 'MsTliA '1 ons NOTICE. l ' v,,f ... ' "IN STM'HKNS, tlecM. .- ivV!',".',,ri,t,"n be estate or said ,' rr,H towni-hlp. tJnnibrlH rotin ' ii " "-'-'11101 t. the under' tied, re- v. ,,'.",r ".'"sndiip, to wh nit nil person! , J .:it.. Art. re?.jtinT 1 to make lin J' . i.rr "' M"""' havin cdiiitns or ile--'r,., ,'"t tlitan roperly niitlietitlctttud, . M AUXIN HANItKKS. "ot Adtuinltitrator. ASrrrii. '"''',) .it r,r L'..... .... ..I. an. I. Vi,,. 'trn PfunsvlvaiilH. KBtitoni I . W-Ot.l "Mill. .TlII'll'lirKi oie. , ,,t i "le ddr ol persons liavlmr '''cl I,,,, "tJltable for cidoniea. Semi A , ."."'e uth. South-west and . .Tf.i ... ,".w"l eost you nothinv. S M. "'""u 'Vi "' rtK'iicy. lilt Sinithliel ' i Uj-j " u ud (JtU avenues, nearly opp 18 31.-0U1.J PRGPIRTT FOB SHE tiik riii.i.ontn. BY R. II. HTODDARD. AVo have a younRster in the honac, A little tntiu of ten, "Who dearest to his toother is Of all God's, little men. Indoors and out he clittRs to her, He follows tip and down ; lie steals his rlemler hand in hers, He plucks her hy the gown. "Why do you clinn to me so, child ? You track me everywhere ; You never let me alone." And he, with serious air. Answered, as closer still lie drew ; "My feet were made to follow you." Two years hefore the hoy was horn, Another child of seven, Whom Heaven had lent to us awhile, Went back again to Heaven. He came to fill his brother's plaeo. And bless our failing years ; The good (od sent him down in lovo, To dry our useless tears. I think so, moth-'r, for I hear In what the child has said A meaning that he knows not of, A message from the dead. He answered wiser than he knew, "My feet were made to follow you." Come here, my child, and sit by me, Your hea-i upon my breast ; You are the last of all my sons, And yon must lie the best. How much 1 love you you may guess When grown a man, like me, You sit as 1 am sitting now, Your child upon your knee. Think ot me then, acd what I said (And practiced when I coul.l), "Tis something to be great and wise, 'TiS better to be good. O, say to all things good and true, "My feet were made to follow you." Come here, my wife, anil sit by me, Ami place yoni hand in mine (And yours, my child) ; while I have you 'Tis wicked !o repine. We've had our share of sorrows, dear, We've bail nr graves to fill ; IJut. thank the go mI (Joi overhead, We have each other s'ill ! We've nothing in the world Ix.'Side, For we are only three ; Mother and child it wife and child. How dear yon are to me ! I know ivdeed, I al vvavs knew. My feet were made to follow you? AGKD JJA CJJl"J10S. A MhT OF IKOrt.F. ONE HI NltltED YEARS OI.IJ AM) UPWARD. Of the year's Centennial birthday cele brations, baps the most notable wnsthat of Mfs. Hannah Cox at I loldentess, N. II. IJoTii at I'lestott. Conn., Juno 2H, 1770, her parents removed in 1 7S-1 to Fa nice, Vt., and soon after to llohlentcss, where she married in 1798 Hubert Cox, who died in lf?22. Uussell Co.v, aged 77, and a Mis. Colley, both of Ho'dciiiess, are the sole sin vivot s of her seven childten. Herfath er, Isaac XV. Stanton, was a captain of a company of Connecticut volunteer in the war of Independence. Cotumcinvr.it ive fxetciscs were held in the uf einoon in the old Kpiscopal chinch, and afterward a large company assembled at the Cox homestead, white the cettieiiai ian liceived Lei guests in the best of health. Mrs. Mary Mollis White, widow ff Na thaniel White of Weymouth, Mass, with her many iclalives and descendants, cele brated the 100th anniversary of Iter birth February 25th, at the residence of Mr. White of liiaintree. She is the third of nine childten of Capt. Thomas Mollis, who served with his three brothers in the war of Independence, and hei dcscendents num ber six childten, twenty-six crandchildien, thiity seven oreat-giandchildien, and iil tceu great great gtandchildren. Her two snivimig t'.augiiteis aitj wives of Gen. Na than Heard and George M. Nice of Wor cester; and George White, judge of pro bate court of Not folk county, is one of her grandsons. Site was personally acquainted with .John Adams and John uiiicy Adams, and tho principal events of I be nation's his tory are vivid in her mind. Sue is Mill pos sessed of her faculties, is able todo sewing and has not been ill for noio than fitly 3eMrs. Martha F. Morey of Strafford, Vt., completed her one hundredth year the thud week in April, when three generations of her descendants were present at the anni versary dinner. Horn at Gill", Mass., mar ried at twenty-five, bhe lived with her hus band seventy years, fifty of them in hei' present abode, and bore him eight children, or whom live suivive, the oldest being sev enty, and llm youngest fifty eight years of sge. Her mother, Fatly liarllett 1? nzzell, lived to the age of 101. Dolly Sexton, one of the members o. the Shaker community at Mount Lebanon, .. Y whose lUOth birthday occurred -May b, took her first rule in a railroad car several weeks aiteiwaid, and expressed lieivcir 'very much disappointed' ut the st-cerf and con.'foit of the same. Mrs Hariict llawley, who celebrated her 105d birthday at IWon Highlan.is, Aug. r. I.ni at Si rat ham, N. II., and lost her husband in the war of 1S12. Her fath er Jotham Rollins, was a lieutenant at Hunker Hill, andjstood beside Gen. rtai.en hcti he fell. She never attended a thea tie or rode in a steam car ; is of cheerful convention, possesses all ber facu 1 es, and occasionally cooks her own dinner without assistance. . Mis. Mary Good ale of IVrjnonnoc ..ridge, Connecticut, who was one hundred and two years old June 21, visited New London m August and had her picluio taken in com pan wi lt her grandson and hei gieat greaVcrauddaughter. She is stdl abl to go up ami down fctaiis without assistance and to call upon hei ncighlMrs unattended. An Irish resident of the Hist ward in Sp.inKheld claimed in August the title of oldest inhabitant, by virtue of having pass ed his lOOlh birthday, and a UalMinoro pa-, iter mentioned in July that Ib v. Dr. Lov.ck Fieice, of the Sou hern Methodist church, mill occasionally occupied his pulpit.lhougli on the verge of completing bis 'lu,; A v".e.a..,f 1812, aged 3, who cal e d a I eiaiuuv, w nwii'iHj' iaged 1U4, who was too old to enter the a,Af triune of the death of Mr,. Marga ret Went wot th, aKed 1)0 at Home, N . l in May, she was said to have left behind her four brothers and sister, tho youuyest aged SO and the eldest 101. In April Timothy Crmim, aged 101, was .aid to' be living in Chesire. and 'qui i a lively,' and Gen. Sabeit Oglesby, ol the lively, - aHed m d vision 1111- oer Jackson at the battle of New Culoaus. i was tJaid to be liviue iu lexus. Mrs. Elizabeth Reuter, a native of Luxemburg-, Germany, completed her 109th year at, Baltimore last Christmas morning, and was mentioned a month later as still able to superintend the housework. A woman of 107, who went out market ing at New Brunswick, N. J., during a February snow storm, was rescued from a snowdrift by the police: and the public was told next month of an Omaha woman aged 100, who for fifteen years has had her grave clothes ready, and given them an annual washing and ironing. Mis. S. Williams, of Steiling, Mass., was repotted iu January, two 'months after completing her centennial, as in excellent health and spirits. At the same time were noticed two Philadelphia centenarians, John Smith, who says he was born in Eng land, Jan. 2 f, 1772, and Mrs. Susan Hague, I'M, who remembers Washington and his wife, suffered in the city's fu st yellow fever epidemic when her mother died, and has a child need seventy-three and a grandchild aged fifty-two years. 'L'nc'.e' Ben Gieer, a negro of Marshall county, Kentucky, who had some docu mentary evidence iu suppott of his claim to be 113 years old, married a young wo man of 57. John Charles La Mont, of Fort Kent, Me., 107, was noted in May as the father of twenty-thiee children, and an inveterate user of tobacco. On the 11th of that month. Lady Smith, widow of Sir James Edward Smith, presi dent of the Liuiuena society, entered on ber 104 h year in perfect health. She in vited Mr. XV, J. Thomas, the disbeliever in centenarians, to dine with her on the anni versary, but he declined. Nancy Marshal!, who was born at Green wich, Conn., August lbth, 1770, and mar ried in 170") an cx-Revolutionary soldier named Ira Mead, was still living there in September, as for thirty years past, with her grand-niece, Mrs. Joseph JelVersoti. She occupies an upper room, from which she can get a view of the surrounding country; ami she sits by the window all day, though no infirmity obliges her to keep still. She has never been ill in her life, and her memory of remote events is very clear. A Frenchman named Shcppard, aged 111) years, left the town of Washington, Mass., in July, to make a home in Michi gan with his daughter, aged seventy five. He still walks without a cane, has upward of fifty great-grandchildren, and is trying to get a pension from the Fiench govern ment for his services in the old Fiench wars. Somo of the newspaper not ices of cente narians ate wiitten with a mocking spiri."-. as is the story of John Allen, who appeared at Cincinnati in June, whither he had walked from Pitt county. North Carolina, 4(H) miles, on his way to his relatives at Shelbyville, Ind. He said he was born on a vessel oft" Xewbern, N. C, on the 9th of October, 1771, and that his father was kill ed in the war, and his mother died when he was six years old. Sweet potatoes and colfee Inid been his chief aficles of diet from his youth up ; he had chewed a little tobacco all his life, but had rarely used liq uor ; he had never been sick, never 'got re ligion,' and never mairied ; and in hot weather he would sleep leaning against a tree in preference to taking a bed. When ahoy he heard Washington say : "Squire Wootcn, if you ever break this constitution you are gone.' In Febiuary St. Louis was said to be boasting of a champion centenarian, who could stand on his head ; and if anybody should tell an Effingham county Georgian that he didn't believe Jcanette Wheeler was 120 years old he would die before morning.' Barnwell, S. C, was said in July to claim the oldest couple in the country, John Jo Peoples and wife, aged 120 and 12:. In May it was said that Mrs. Melia Dodd, of Howling Gieen, Ky., 1H5 years old, was going to the Centennial to see if she could keep her daughters twogiils of S3 and i)i out of mischiff; and in June came the report that Eulalia Peicy Guillen, 133 jcars old, having descendants in seven geiteia tions. had been kidnapped at Los Angelos, Cal., for exhibition as a Centennial curios itv. A daughter of ninety nine had start ed to take her to Philadelphia the month before for purposes of exhibition, but a granddaughter of seventy five prevented the project, only to have the old lady car ried oft by a speculator. !t was at this same Los Angelos that in May 'Jose Maiia Lueelle, aged 110, walked in a very spright ly and agile manner, in a Roman Catholic procession.' Tho editor of tho S'tn, of Claieinont, O., said in August of a man of his acquaintance 12" years old : 'His age is not the most remarkable thing about him. He never voted for Washington. In fact, he never voted at all.' The editor of the Uf jitter, of I ronton. Mo., reported an in terview with an old negro named Uncle Isaac who is 110 or 200 years old, and who keeps in his cabin the identical hatchet used by the youthful Washington. Gi-ttino the Best of Him. The New Bedford (Mass.) Mercury relates that not long since a gentleman traveling by rail fntiii neighboring city to Boston, pur chased a glass of soda at a refreshment stand in a way station and gave the attend ant a quatter. The latter apparently pur posely delayed making change, and his customer was obliged to bin ry on board the train with a feeling .r having been cheated, and consequently "out" fifteen cents. At the next stopping place he inshed to the window of the telegiaph office and dedica ted a message to be sent to the sida water man, and paid Tor by the recipient. It was as follows : '! yn sell foam at twenty livecentsaglass?" At eveiy station where there wis a chance he repeated this mes sage. Upon reaching Boston, having thus revenged himself five times, he glided out of the depot and set off about his business, with a quiet smile of satisfaction irradiating his placid features that was refreshing to look upon. A "- ,ie 8Kl;t w:Ucr man that night after shutting up he drew up a little balance sheet on the fly leaf of his diary as follows : "Expenses of telegraphy 1 5 ; extia profit on soda, fifteen cents ; ou't f i.io." Patrons of thisestablishment won't have !o wait so long for their change after this as they did. ' "Frank," said an affectionate mother the other day to a promising boy, "if you don't leave off smoking so much you will I get so lazy after a while that you won t care anytniug auou wm.. .. . replied the hopeful, leisurely removing a very long cigar, "1 haTe got that way already." tjii: ghosts or tub gulf. A PHANTOM CHIP AND CREW SF.EX P.Y ST. LAWRENCE FISHERMEN. THE A special Quebec correspondent of the N. Y. World says that tho Wcstport and Balina fishermen have been for centuiics ready to make oath that the wild Con naught coast theieabouls is haunted by lights not of this earth. Iu the days of old, When Fcots came thuuderin? from the Irish shores And the sea foamed, struck with hostile oars, or, in other words, when the Irish squad rons invaded the seas of Britain, & great fleet left the Connaught shore, and the le gend runs that many of the galleys were lost off the mouth of the Moy, or Munadas, and that their signal lights ate the iden tical lights which to this day alarm the western fishermen and arc visible even to pilgrims on tho top of Minbrea, Mount Nepbin and Croaghpatric.k. The old men say that on that night in Angus', 'OS, when Humbert and the three French frigates sailed into Killala, these phantom lights lit up the coast for miles, as though houoring the bold invaders. It is probable that ships of that Irish Armada were driven across the main into the Gulf of St. Lawrence, for phantom lights are thicker here o' nights than on the Mayo coast. The most singular of these phenomena in the Si. Lawrence wa ters is that which appears iu the 15 lie des Chaleurs. It has been seen by the Fiench fishermen these hundred years and more, and there are scores of witnesses now liv ing who will swear to it. The best descrip tion of it ever given was tl at by tho editor of the Miramichi Time (of the 12lh No vember, 1SGI), who saw it clearly. He says : "On the night of Monday, the 17lh ult., while in Caraquette, a line settlement about forty miles below Hat hurst, iu the county of Gloucester, we saw tins famous light, apparently a short distance below Point Mizzetiet, but far out in the bay. It ap peared as if the hull of some little craft was on fire, and the devouring lenient was sweeping through the rigging anil consum ing everything within its reach. Such, of course, were the first, efforts f I he imagi nation in endeavoring to give outline or shape to an indefinite something that was far beyond the powers of closer investiga tion. It was pointed out to us by John Mcintosh, of that place, in w hose company we were at the time of its appearance. Tho light in itsappearance and movements is totally different from the ; Fat u us, or Will o' the Wisp. It piecedes a north easterly storm, ami is a sure forerunner of it. It is not confined to one locality, but is seen from time to time at different places by the inhabilantsof Caiaquette, Grauance, New Handon, Salmon Beach ; iu fact, by the whole population between Miscou and I'.athuis!. It is not confined to summer nor to the open water, but is as frequently seen on the ice during the frost of winter. In the summer season patties have gone out to examine it in the boats, but as they approach it it disappears, and after they have passed ihe place where it had lieen to some distance, it reappears behind them, giving the curious but li . tic chance of a close investigation." Some say that they have seen the illu mined craft so distinctly that they could even see sailors of wild aspect moving to and ftoou board, and distinguish the row eis ; while others declare they have heard voices speaking the old Irish tongue ! I low do they know it was the Irish tongue ? Because in '48 and '4'.) hundreds of fugitives from the plague and famine came from Minister and Connaught to the St. Lavv lence, thanking God in their Iiish that they had been permitted to escape the two lies; roving angels. This is a matter wor thy the attention of Boston ami New Yoi k Spit itualists. The matci ializa'.ioti of the ship, the crew and the Irish language is perfect, and, beyond question, honest. The craftiest of Blisses or Katie Kings could not play such tiicks. Oil" Pointe Magdeleine, in the Gulf, the French fishermen hear the cry of an un bnpti.ed infant. Near that pleasant wa tering place, Tado'isac, the wail of a wo man, believed to have been the wife of a wicked seignior in the feudal days of Que bec, makes hideous the Descent e des Feinmes, and is often heard on River mix Canards, on the south bank of the Lower Sagucnay. A phantom boat is seen in the fall in Lac St. Jean, and when the first ice of w inter is forming in tho Ashuapmouch oun River, ii the Parish of St. Louis Roberval, a boat appears toiling for bonis, while the ghostly ciew strive in vain to break through. There is indeed a rich harvest in these regions for those who Com mune w ith the "other shore." A monk of the Benedictine monastery at Raigei n, bi t ween Biuun and Vienna, has completed a mechanical curiosity iu the shape of a self-moving terrestrial globe, 1.4 metres iu diameter. A combination of wheels gives it a motion similar to that of the ear:h, and when once set going it will revolve for three weeks. At the noith pole of the axia aie dial plates, on which tho days, months, ice, aro indicated, and over these is a smaller globe, by means of which the motion of a planet round the sun is ex hibited. The larger globe sets the smaller one iu motion by the agency of twelve wheels. The construction of tho mechan ism took more than ten years' patient ajt plication, and was only completed after numerous exei imems. As regards gco giaphical details, the map on tho globe is carefully drawn, and shows all the latest discoveties. The steamei routes, railway and telegiaph lines, the heights of moun tains, and the depths of the ocean are all distinctly show u. The maker of the glolie is a self taught mechanician and artist, w ho dining the past thirty yeais has adorned the monastery with numerous examples of his skill and ingenuity. An old horse which has for years been used to drag a market wagon around dur ing the week anil be diiveu to a stand near the old market house of a Saturday was turned out to die of old age on last Friday evening. Yesterday morning he was found standing at his post iu the market place iu his old position, and about far enough from the sidewalk to make up the distance a wagon could occupy. Ihe maiket men who recognized the old veteran let him alone, and he stood there until the usual time for leaving, and then walked !eisuiely i ff to his old stable door. If let alone he w ill be baok at the maiket place next Sat uiday niotuing. Lcuvcntcorth Times. A "ntlllMH.Y WAY." RY QUFF.IIQU1LL. Keep your distance with a stranger, Is a maxim that we know ; Keep your temper with a woman ; Keep your balance with a foe ; Keep your secrets, if you have them ; Keep your money if you may ; And, sub rosa, keep your eye on All who take the "i'lieudly way." There's the "friendiy" speculator, Who has millions at command He who sways a mystic market I?y some wondrous slight of hand ; Ah. your little pile is nothing mill, 'twould double in a day; If yon clmse, he will invest it, Merely iu a "friendly way." Then the "friendly" chum of Imyhood, Whom yoti Ixiasted of at school, When he soared, a budding genius, While you grubbed, a plod. ling fool Now you meet him, looking seedy, Somewhat ruby-nosed and grey. "Could you hem ! dear hoy oblige me Twenty iu a ''.Viendly way?"' There's the "friendly" best of fellows, Who has asked you out to dine, Where yon grow a trillo mellow. O'er his somewhat heady wine. Such a band-grip as he gives you, When you meet the following day ! "Ah, this little note you'll sign it, Siuiplyiu a 'friendly way.'" Then the ladies heaven bless them ! (Ami defend us from their arts.; They who dare attempt defy iheiu Must electroplate their hearts. From the chaperone. whose smiling Is a warning, watch and pry All the sex combine against you, In, of course, a "friendly way." There's the "friendly" miss, who shows you VA11 the prizes gained at school ; There's the "friendly" belle, who fools you. Till you know not you're a fool. . There's the widow Lord preserve us! We have nothing more to say. When the winsome, watching widow Meets you in a "friendly way." ,1 COLJLllCTOirS STOJll. "Good bye, dear," I said, after I had put on my coat and gatheied up the reins. She look hold of my wrist and detained me. "Wait a moment, John." Then she called to Mack, my great New foundland dog, and he came out of the house, and. at a motion from her, jumped into the sleigh and culled himself at my feet. lie was a noble fellow, my brave Mack. I really think there never was such another tlog. I had brought him all the way fiom New Hampshire, and we had grown to feel perfectly secure in the house with him, so watchful and faithful was the noble dog; but it never oceuued to me to take him on this trip, in a sleigh. Belle," I said, "you are a silly girl. The dog will only be a botheration to me, and ten to one you'll want him heic before 1 get. back." "Now, John, please do take him forme! Please do take him, John take him, just because your silly little wife is afraid to have you go without him." Of course the girl had her way. I Ttas never able to understand how a man can resist- this kind of persuasion. I never could, and never expect to. So I kissed her and chirruped to Chevalier, and he bounded away throuh the settlement like an arrow. It was the depth of winter and an unusu ally heavy snow had fallen, filling in the roadway to the depth of four feci. Theie had been tiavel enough to pack it hard, so that I found the sleighing excellent. Chev alier's hoofs glanced nimbly over the snow, and iu two hours I had made more than twenty miles, nnd had ri.-.ched the sub stantial log eabin of one of our best and most intelligent customers. lie received me with a heaity welcome, and when 1 told him what my mission was, he invited me to make his cabin my headquarters while 1 re mained iu t he lieighbot hood. I lhaiikfuiiy accepted the invitation, stayed ail night, and I in; next morning under the guidance of Dick, my host's youngest son, a clever boy of thiiteen, I started out to make my first experiment in collecting. It does not concern my story to describe everything that happened to me dining my stay with our fuend, which lasted lather more .ban a week. When T began to realize that I had col lected about as much money as my employ er expected from this I rip, 1 sat down to count it up. I had been out all day, and it was now just at the edge of evening. Sup per was almost ready, and I made up my mind that if my portmanteau contained as much as 1 thought. 1 would only wait to appease my hunger before returning to the settlement. 1 pound out the money on the lloor and counted it. Il was all iu gold and silver, for bank-notes would have been despised among us then, and there was the I sum of eleven hundred and seveniy-three dollais. They were all sorry to have me go, J and made me promise to come again and bring my wife before the winter was gone. I put on my coat and mnftleit up my cars, ami started. The sleighing was still excellent ; the ii'ght was clear and cold, and the full moon made it as bright as day. Wc skimmed along for a mile or two, my thoughts all the time on Belle and the happy meeting we would have iu a little lime, w hen the extra orilinaty conduct of Mack attracted my at teii.ioit. Ho had been lying quietly at my r.-cf, with tho lug which enveloped them also covering him. lie suddenly shook it off, growling savagely, and began to smell around the bottom id' the sleigh. Had it beeu Mimmer time, I really believe I should have thought the animal was go ing mad. Never before did I see him be have thus ; and his conduct troubled me so that 1 shouted to Chevalier, and away wc skimmed. About sixty rods ahead 1 saw a till, blasted tree, which I bad been told was half way from the suUlement to Mr. Scl kiik's, and, pulling out my watch to observe the time, I saw to my sin prise that I ban been an hour and three-quarters coming twelve miles. 1 think 1 was nevel so aston ished Hi my life. The capacities of Cheva lier were so well known to ne, and I w as so sure that his ordinary gait, w ithoul the fre quent urging I had given him, would cany Mack aud me a mile in six minutes, mile af ter mile, that I could not comprehend that he had beeu so slow, while apparently tiav eling fast. I called to him again, and be stepped off smartly ; the dog grow led, and, I am heartily ashamed to say it 1 kicked ! him hard iu my unieasouable auger. 1 had cause to repent of those kicks be.ore muotu er ten minu en bad passed. I passed the blasted live andcutercd up on the last half of the way. Hefore ie now lay a long, level stretch of road, w ithoul an obstruction or turn for several miles, and one dazzling w hite s'liface of snow upon it. I looked out ahead, and just as far as I could see to distinguish anything from the snow, probably, not less than a mile away, I saw a black speck. It did not hold my attention when I fust saw it, but as Cheva lier sped on, rapidly lievoiuing the dis tance, it took form ami size, until when within thiriy lods of it, I could plainly see that it was a man. There he Mood tip right in the middle of the road, without speech or motion, apparently waiting. Whs he waiting bu' me'.' Did he know that 1 was coming with eleven hundredil.il hirs in cash in a portmanteau at my feet '.' And, if so, what would he do? Fortbeliist time since my absence fiom the settlement I began to feel nervous, anil thought it would only be safe to take out. iny pistols and have them ready. I felt in my light hand oveicoat pocket, and found nothing ; I felt in the left one and found nothing. They had been removed, and at Selkiik's. I wasceitain 1 had iheiu when 1 iclunicd there at night. A horrible suspicion of intended murder anil robbery flashed upon me ; and here 1 was st ripped of my weapons anil defense less. The horse was now within four rods of ihe motionless figure in the road, and bearing down rapidly upon him, and with the desperate idea of running over him, I shouted to Chevalier, and lashed him with the reins. He bounded like a bolt up to the man slopped in his fright, swerved, and was instantly seized by the bit, and his head brought dowu by ihe powerful rulhan. Before I had time to think, thcic was a shout, which I distinctly hcaid : "Your money, quick !" and then came two pis id shots in such rapid succession that 1 could not have counted two between them. One ball passed through my hat as 1 atterwaids discovered, wi bin an inch of my head, tho other went between my right arm and my body, culling the skin iu its passage. Al most at the instant Mack gave a ferocious growl, and dove under the seat upon which I was sitting. I heard him snapping and growling, and heard a humau voice, half sutlocated, trj ing to say : Oh, (Jed ! Oh, God !" and then I fniiy realized the situa tion. Tho man who had stopped me was desperately struggling w it h Chevalier, striv ing to keej) his head down, when a happy thought came to my deliverance, and I quickly jci ked the lines, one after the ot her. tTuick as thought the noble biute broke away from the lufuans' grasp, and learcd straight up in the air above his head, com ing down again instantly. I saw that the man was lying motionless beneath Cheva lier's hoofs, and, at a word fiom me the an imal flew onward, nil le I lashed him into greater speed, 'i he growls of Mack under neath me had ceased, as well as the cries of the miserable being wh'jw.is suQeiing iu iiis jaws ; and in a f w moments the glorious dog came out again and put his bloody paws upon ir.y km es, while he whined as if requesting some recognition of what he had done. I was teiribly excited I could not help it ; the awful tiial I had just passed through was enough to work upon stronger nerves than mine ; but I put my aim round the noble fellow's neck, and hugged him as if he had been a woman. The last half of the way was passed rather i.U ckcrthan the first, and the gallant Chevalier wascoveied with sweat when he Mopped at ihe door of my einplojer's house. I tumbled in upon my wife, and her pa rents sitting around the li.e, and I was juM. about speechless from cold and tLe icactioii of my excitement. I found voice after a w hile to sa v I hat I wasn't hurt at all, and to ask my father-in-law to look under the scat of ihe sleigh. What he found there all of you know by this time. The man -a as stone dead, Mack's ;ceth ha ing tot n and mangled his neck frightfully. Selkiil; came to 'ihe sett lenient tiie next day, and with his help the web of villainy was completely unraveled. Both men had been at his house th? afternoon pu-viousto my return, but had left about an bom bv f. re 1 came. Both might easily know lhat I had a laiL'e sum of money with me, for no secret had been made of'my business, and it had been talked of in their hcaii.ig. After talking with Mr. Selkirk, I i enietnbet ed for the hist, time that I had left my oveicoat in the sleigh after coming back that afternoon. Hen, then, was the oppo: tiiu.ty which 'he intended robbers and inuidctci s embraced to steal my pistols, and foi one of them to secrete himself under the sl. igh scat. In the woods, near the scene of the encounter. Mi. Selkirk found one of their louses, sad dled and biidlcd, ami hitched to a im ; and he had no doubt it had been li.hi.n there that night by the man whom CLea ller had killed. Rh.M viiUAUi.i: Rt-.t ovi.i;t::s. A Con fed - .....I.. v..'if!iei tl..m the valle of !! ''!M I, 111 one of tb battles of the late civil wai, w as' struck in the head by a minio ball. 'Ihe ball passed thiotigh the skuil. and the sui .'eons, afraid to piobe the wound in sciich of it, left the man to die. In li.e comse of time he recoveicd, but hail lost his uasou, and was sent to the insane as bun at Staun ton, where l.e remained for eleven yeais. At length Dr. Fia-mtlcioy, an eminent jdiv-siciau of that city, obtained jiermission from the asylum authoiities and friends of the insane man to make a stngical examin ation of the head with the hope of finding the ball. He was successful, and found the . . , , i .i... ..r .1... clntl nail iii.oeiKicu on i and pushing against the brain. L liable to extiact it -Aith iinv inst i iinient at liaml, lie took a chisel and mortised it out. As soon as the bali was removed, reason resumed its contiol, nnd the deranged n.o i was in his right mind. Iles-ijs that be is not con scious of anything that occurred dut ing the iiil'-tval of eleven ears from the time be wasstiuckon the battle field to the n.o- , nient Hie pressure was ieiiiot-u .o.u u. brain, all was a blank to him. Another case iu the same county r An fiisin was lhat of a boy whose gun binsted while shooting, and droe the lock intotho biain. The piece was taken out by a .skill ful surgeon without serious injury to the patient. T But the most remarkable case tnat I hear of was in the same neighboi ho.l. It was that of a woman subject to fits of men 1,1.1 del. alignment, and while in a sj U of lunacy drove an eigntpenny nan iut ." top of her head, penetiaiing uno tut- ..... the nail having o.-eii oinc. r " head. The nail was oiawn out, ano inc woman has been iu sound utt-ntal condition ever since. The woman who lieglectsber husband's shirt flout ia not ihe wife of bia boaotu. LOST -l.Vl FOI A7. Henry Claik. cf the -.c'.l known film of Claik iV: Tiiuible, came to California six teen yeais ago, a! the iv.jucst of an elder bioihei named R.-bitt, who h.;d already located in the Golden Slate, and who wrote home to Canada such flattering let ters about ihe chances a oung man had ft.r making a foil it no that Henry finally t o: sciitcd to his bi.vl.er's . ishes, and in Piil he set sail for New Yoik; bound for the modem Mccc.i the Eldorad- of tho woild. California. His brother Bob ha-l one of those adventurous spiiits that in eaily days chaiactci izvd the pioneers and Hetny becoming imbued with his brother's spiii! the two started for the Coiiistock mines that were in their infancy. They both wmked iu that place for somo time, until Boh, who had hcii J of Idaho, wanted to pack up and move into the Ter litoiy: hot Homy, who was doing very well, would not, listen to it, and consequent ly Bob started off by himself, determine! to "make or br ak'" in the new ly-diseover-i-d mines. Letteis frequently passed be tween the brothers until the uprising of the Indians in the Tcir'timy, when all comnittiiicatiot'.s ceased. Finally a report came that Robert Claik was killed while hading an attack on the ltd fiends, the rumor being confirmed by 1 1 tnitftits of his company who saw iiim f.dl, and many a stoiy was told of the gallantly displayed by their itob!e leader, whom ihey all loved, for his valor. Henry w rote home to the old folks in Canada, sending ncwspatei-s. also, describing the tight in which Robert fell. Father, mother, brothers and sisters shed many a tear over the loss of the bravo youth who fell piolceting defenseless wo men and children. Henry w rote to Idaho to try and recover the bdy of his brother, but without ii'.ail. He hail been buried, so the i.nswer said, with the rest of tho slain in the fo.tst whcie the battle was fought For long yeais the memory of his broth er has dwelt in ti.e mind of Henry, who w.is wont to look upon Bob i;h the same confidence that a son looks upon a father. Imagine the iuiptise of Mr. Clark tho other morning when he received a tele gtaphic dispatch fiom an old fiivnd in San Fiantico, which said : "Your brother is here. Come down. Havestnt ton a letter." Last evening sine enough, a let ter came telling all about the adventures of Bob in the last thiiteen eais. How be was dang rously wounded, captured by the sr.vagcs, kept pi isoner for ears, final y taken to Arizona, and how he made his escape from them, lie is iu San Fiaucisro at picsent. getting a miil to woik quaitz fiom a mine which ho ili-coveied in the Terriiiuy. His relent less spirit will not allow him to remain ill. in the bounds of civilization, and ho is ilctci tuitiid to go back and work that mine if it. bteaks him again. Henry left in the morning for Sau Fiancisco to sec his brother, realizing the old adage that tiuth is st i at-.ccr than lic tiou. -'H 4ti:u nl'j C I ixniiclc. a i 'En y j.a i: g i: fk o g. The Detroit rcc IVitt tells the following frog story : It was remarked afterward that be had sneaking, low down look, and the Imivs were sorry that they didn't arrest him as ihe Na than mnrih-rt-r. He called at the Ninth avenue n.piarinui and asked if :h.-v didn't. want a Like iSt. Clatr frog to put iu it, and he a.hh-.l "Gent hot n, it is a frog which I caught myself, and lie really ought to lw on exhibi tion. 1 never saw a frog .f his size before." "How I .tree is ii '.'," lt.ijiiir. d a seigeatit instinctively glancing toward the top of the coal stove. "Gentlemen, I hate to gi ve y o:i t lie figures because I'm a Mranio-r," replied the man. 'There's somo oil! wh'.opers up in the lake, put in one 'ii tin n-,i t sipiad, "I' ve seen cm as 'ig as a stove cover, and eve a bigger. We'd, some one ought to have this frog who can te ' him we,;,'" said toe slander. "1 ulii't mm h m militia! scene.-, and I've Seen about I! i ! III. re is to see, lo; T J, i jk frog gieat h.av.t.s.' S..nie man ought to take hltti ntotli.d the count:- ; ' 'How viiil vim cat' li hini'." r.sked tho captain. " I - it n him down with a tiij, ami threw a fi.-li net ov. r tiitii " ' A i ol he, a t.ioestor, i h "A monster '. Well. I don't wnnt to give you d;iin-nso.i,s. Three i.p..tteis were at my house ia-t niht to get leogtli over ;.':!, breadth of beam au.t canving capacity I'll! I :,IO I I- I I II--IU 111. I .!!. t jtre tor t he c lot v .! I he a o : . '. r- .- I I he a.i v ate . niclit of u sin. ply desire 1. 1 lai interest of I'o til. S': " ! have hcaid si'.!,.rs t. '. ; r-j K.ehig frogs up then a- hog.- a i.aj, U, g. Inn I thought they Wete I. lug." ld e 'et tile SlTgennt, "Nail keg! Why, d'ye t,iipHi I'd ronm arons,, lo-le with a liv,; w loch you could put iMo a nail ) : 'I-suppose he'd eo tiito.n barrel," trenj-b'il-g! leuiaiki .1 the sergi at.i. "G.-i.r,ciii.-n. you may hav.- sailed across Lake S: . t'la-ir," ci c.i ; . r-:i! i.-d i he stranger l. nt it's plain to . e you never shoved a boat l hi oitgli t be mai'slicK. v'.o.wd I fool away time ..ii a frog no bigg,-.- than a barrel"? WifuM a ttigln.at lia.s.- m.i-!i a frog?" 'I shoiil.ln't lie :i hit S'irprise.1 if this frog was as large a- h gMi.-al," said the ciplaiti. "I've si-en 'em up there even larger than that." "A hogsli.-'ad ! G-n' Vnioti, I see that you don't care, lor the ti. g ; i.u are willing that 1 slioi.'.il hip it a-.vay m souih other tow n. t f. mm t-live, p.-nt li-tiii-ii. i "Hold on ." cri.-.l i be captain, holding out I ,s , ls ,.i;;ar ..w,. ,M.H,.Jt. ' It von -ant thisfiog wis ts lr as a wagon bov, I should Ik'Iii'Vh vim, for I've seen 'etii up th.-re fniiy as huge as that. 1'iease give the dimensions of this frog." ! The man lit his ciy.ir, look a pill lmx from , his pocket, and shaking out a fr.,g tint three ' tlays traiistoruieii lrotn a poiiyweg, quietlv I obset Veil : "Gentlemen, get out ynr tap lines !" i U lien tin y rose up he hud Vanished. I Not a single baton met him. I - " T it f. Convict's Pi.t. A convict in the Richmond (Ya.) i-ctuteot my has a rat which he has tamed and d-urn-st Seated until . be will cotiio to It is il when he whistles, and ' follows its mastci about like a d'. The little ni.i'i) ! sleej s by the piisotiei's side at night, and w ill never Ik: away fu.ru hitn longer t !ia:i he can help. When the niau gics to bis win k in the morning, it matter i lod what -itio'i of th.- pi imiii lot it may I l .1 - f. ..I f t 1...1 . -.. - . . - 7 x fa,..fui ,M1. Cf.lt!,i,,iv f-.U , i,,w and it-main near him. The miiml knows all of the prisoners, ami does not ; exhibit the slightest feai w hen any of them 1 approaches him. but will dart away into hi i-oiiiOt in Lis master's c 11 at the sight of. any one who is clothed diflereully frvui the 4 iuiuates of the piitKtu. v