fim sj .--J A. McPiKE, Editor and Publisher. 'HE IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRtTIl FREE, AMD ALL ARE SLAVES U.ESTDE." Terms, SS2 p&r year. In advance. VOI A M K XT. EBENSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, JUNE 29, 1S77 r.i ry 1 1- rii e.'i I ii i ,m i e i i. . :--w.7rI-7-- T.iMi-Tyiv1ia-. sis' 'niiv;. ikk e. A. C TrTCM lifilTxiiil to I 1R&AINS ! M ""i TT Tl ri .!; t tli" people of northern A.XTSfS.1. . ;'ii!!r tin-ir en tin snr.-ft f :iKjl!3,IiQTMo; Unaware, m i Vh'hmmi ami (.'IiMh'ii, mST FOR CASH ! c N -ii !i than thev com .1 :.l fill. I r 1 1 i til so sell tm- : . 1 !i ' i 1 ' k !v is i is posed of. T.ftF Tiinil FiilfES: L 'A -t is ) I!,!': I. ' .V. .. " I.". I. . ... ' LUt. !'. I n its. ,t nrd. '.i cis. ,m r ya rd. . fuels. " t-t-. " " ."1 ets. " ' i.ilt ti. " . - '1'.-. .. . . I") tn L'' CIT5. " " - 1 ii-..:.it to :A cts. ' " : 1. , h, , - it '. I'' !' a. id :.'0 eta. p.-r piiir. ' : lit 1 t ! li t i l.'n-. p-r p""- I "I : I 7tl ft J. ii-llf . II. . ! :::: I m uh. '-'At ft. t mm I.T."i to I i0. mi r pitn. iii cdli".. Imir ,iii5, . tor In cts. t li:i 11 you i i i-r ' :m 'Im' 'inn' tnr.iu'is A tso. n i ll' , c'(l- :lt -lJII:.!lj- I.IIW i i " in. a tul lea r 11 for yolir- - 'i 1 -in i- I -i li-:trti. t hut motif J" : t Ihi v In. vo adili-rt to tin-Ir - n .1 luri."- ii-m t ini-nt oT tli'-y ilo not propose ' ' I- !-' 1 II'IIIM-I Vl' to lliJ-po-il' 1 ' ' - !! II 1 Hlr iip:Ol j 1J .1 I I V ' .!'.! ! .1 in it; ;t 11 In- liouht rtfiy ; ' i-iit-i. O'l iiikI fxamiiif ' i'i t.i .ir in iu.;l t'lilt i.7i KJii Ut Jt - EAHKER & SON, r:0DR to the POST-OFFICE. 0i:ir Slovcs, Mi-minor m?i. ".' ' ' ' " I'OJ-osc'lOTl Of tll tH'W- . "! ' ' "'l!"iii linili'.iiiL' on Hirlt ' -i-toi ihi- l!:iiU :inii m iu ly ' '' if 'i 1 1 -mi-... t in. siitiHcrilir I . : M! r r to r'-i'il!f:iv!lirf III! ' t i 1 : t ; ..11 i siit.!:i'-i i;on ' ' 1 l .- 1 u iii (.. f:iriii.-hfl to ' ' r 1 opo-.-s to kr.-p a full ,u ,,- -r'r-r ?.d Hoa'.irg Stoves pp: hi --rl ilcsia in. ' . !V- ;! ;"n; n-.n-i-tooi-fifi . !'! ' : im mi in, t nit- ml u:n '.' 1 ir;-ti it. tenth i to. " ' lit !' ilnnc iiij-!i nil'' 1 1 1 V !. :in. VA ilV. Bo.l ' 1 'ivoii us to ipiiilit' him' , .' ' ' A ollIilHllMlf ,1 . j. (H-ct i ully jfj ' 1." n-mitiu n rentier ci- ' .1 ! ! . . ,. ,, V.W.UK I.L'THtNfJF.Il. i ()llKS -' Strost, Johnstown. V :oi i l'llMU- ;: .....1 i- i.i 4 J , ii,'!:.,.i.8; V' M;;lil!- ? !! -1 tintl) K'" "Mr.. y;tlisl.lf. 1 1 V- 1 - ' I u!lv c--!!,i tin- VI I' w. . II. JOIIV I'.MtKB. ..11. t. o'rntKL. 'vitf.?M & O'FRIEL, " -i. '"li kki's op i. , ',' "' !!. mpi jy an, g ,t .f.Totoril v, " 1 -'!' -t. tf ' , 1 -3- I-IOUSC 1 ' I K - I' 1 ix. ......v..'. ' 111 .1. si:,- ' ''! 01 II. I I A . w 'eriSBunc, pa. iti.-i "uth entrance ' ' ""rt ll.iiMe. '''UN i-iiini-.K. tosk.. Iii ,7 J; -WTOHnkv at Law, Kb- ' ' 'iiiil'i"''''' ,r,,,lt "00'n of T. l.'.L. ,,,r' '"'"tre Ptrfft. All " - T,..w "-""rtietJ tOIHtisfllO '"'""""I'ViUlty. tll-n.t..l KEIM. "'AN- AXI, RfRonoV, if t ,.,IKTT, PA. ?4:rM m. aTriir- illa,r llouso. rJ" 11 1: u ts- rAMMirA AG.TNSTTmiOyL FRAUD A Trt pitlf nt '.vhs tiot elect ptI hv thp pen- pit! miviiist Let 11 imiiiiriirHte I nt Wunhma-ton .....m.w1, iTiici sst- tit mum. wt? ;i) upon hon tf t tm-n of .ill pnrtlea Ut rnttv toiri tlier In h tle lermine.l nntl pt rsmlent i lti.rt tor tti corrt-c-tioll oT tins irri'Ht wionir hik for the p'.Milh mt iit of the .runty, to be enforced through the 11a l it no.x. Knr thf ontrnire upon the rtrht or elf-ov-ernnifiit tli- Kt piil.licHi, v n.l tn prt sent tiiniu.lt'Ti. Hie pritiiat ily ivsptnsitile ; but the nieii w ho havf tiikt ti otlitif tlirousfh such means nntj w ho me actually exe rcNin the. power of Hie t.ov.inincnt upon pncli authority, are senreeiy less jruilty than thev wiio eonceivetl iiii.l ejiecuieU this unparulleleil political swin dle. Thr Frniuhtlent rteMiltnt nml his tuivisers lia iiiK Uiiilci taken to forsake the ant'ient ways or the lie pnhllcan party, an. I haVicif in fted a IK iiiocnit H.ul a former Kchel to oecnpv one i)f tne-mo. Important. ,,lices In the Cai.inet. propo--rs i tlft.a'.ieh the h-mrst puhl'c Sftit i mentof tr.e is.,ith hy Vhflir jtowal or ntticcs nntl hv n vrioroius ssicm of tJove rnim-nt sut.f Plies to t-;;:ll-oinls nml canals, hopitur thus l complete in corruption u,e work ticirtin in Irtiu.i. At the srnne time, Willi hypocritical tnf it i ces ot re!"or:n 1 1 1 - the civil si ?vice, they ll:tttcr the vanity ol Norttiern theorists, to the fii'l that 11, irreai crime i;i which this Admin- j titration is fouiidcd may tie oveii.iokc.il and ! cotidi'iied. j Au.iinst litis complex seht me. ns "ifninst the eor.spiiatoi with whotn fr 01 i-i.iatetl. we call upon tin? people to commence itiir.iV-rtiiMciy n campaijrn alike mercihss hik! pertinacious. . n e promise them that irom liefiunlnir tt the i entl I III-: SUN 8hall never tie found laniard or lin-oKiiis in ihis liolv crusade; ami we invite ! new recruit!1 from every quarter to join in the : movement. i To our old friends and renders -n hodv of iihoi-r a million of souls the same numhe'r as i J he ma jorit v ot white cit izens w ho, in No vein- j tier last, voted for Smuui I .1. '1'ilden for IVcsi- i dt-nt-we need only sn that we Miall continue hereat ter, us .11 the past, to content for lion- esfy, rial relorm, -conomy, and justice in pulilie iill'airs, an.! that u e shall still endeavor to supply h:I who may consult our columns . with tn ret u I, complete, nml trutwortliv ac- ' counts ot' current events and news from every part of the world, while from Washington es- j pecially. our reports will continue to tic fuil. ! net urate and tearless. j .The price of the oaily Sl'X is.Viccnts a month. ' nV'i '-in yiir, post paid; or, with the Sunday pnitioit, VJ a year. I Tin; Siimhiy ediiton. ciflil paes, Jalone, is ; ! L'lla venr. cost paid. I THE WKKKi.Y !l N eiht paces, is 1 n ' ' r, post-iaiii. mid e cry person xvho semis j us ten or more slthserlliers Irom any one place will he entitled to one Copy fur himself with- . out eharire. Address Tim PtW, Sew York Hty. ! RECEIPTS AHD EXPENDITDRES : 0 THE Scliool Distiict of Kbcnsburs Dornugh HHt TliK IKAU tSIM.Mi J I" . K oH, ISII. !!!. To hal;nro in hands of Treasurer at Inst rettlement w ?1 r-'O.M amount ot Implicate lor lH'.fl 2.:r23.6 " f State appropriation.. . COS.r.t " " rece.vcd f r rent 4S.;'il f riitii f ni lii-in 'I'u-li for tuition v lrw.oo 4,37d.!-3 llrt ri-1 -J.) ('.." 1 ,6wi 10 7 H.IHI : i l.m t 4 " :s 11 ! f.n 4 . 1 !.:-t ill.4i 2 4!4..r-2 Cn. Ily exonet.itions '" coniliii-sioli paid t "ol lect or " Treasurer ain't pa id Teachers , .laniirr " ' ferret ary. r ala ry. " Tent paid for Academy am't pal I ''T in-mr.inee " " ..r print tur " " for lilt I o ' lor repairs " ' iiiiseellaiu'tius U.ilance in hands of Treasurer. .?l.S!)Z3t VP. the nnderi:rnod Aditor5ot the Itoronirh of Kbenslrtirir. l reort that we have examined the account!" and vmi'iSiers of the receipt ami ex penditures of the School I'istrietof said Itoriniiih f..r the year pndtiw .Iiine 4th. IS 7, ami lintl tlietn correct a? ahuvc stated. I A VI l I) FRYCK, 1 HIT. IN'Us, Auditors. W. H. I) WIS, S Ehenshura;. June 7. 1 s77. f 15. It. l'llt Dim Kclioes Toilet Articles, &c, ; IX addition ton I it 1 1 lincot I rn cj. ii eo it-oit-, 'v.. tli no.lersiiriietl kec;i t.n hand a laiire, va- X addition to full line of imif v e t he nil. It- r'ed am! elegant issorttnent of lVifiimciy, Toilet ami Was'iinj; Soaps, I'ure riaverirttr Extracts. Essence? of all kind, : Mire -i. iocs Jtlank liooks. 1'i.cUet and Pa ss Hocks. Nfationerv. Writing Fluid. Jllack and lied Inks, I'ens, I'encils and Pen Ilol-lef-. Hihles. Prayer . Hook" Hymn Hooks. StJ., tctlicr Tnth a i si: stuck or .n:n i:li:v, j Tooth H-iir Shoe So ill) and I tistinu HrtKh-s. t:yw(l all kind. Tohaeco. 'iirars Pipes (Jlar-s-w-ire Iviii'.ps Iair.p Cliimnc; s. and hundreds or . other ,ir'lelr iieeiiloi-s to mention all of which i Will he sold at the Very Lowest Prices for Coeh. LfcMMON & MUHHAY. EIirndnirK. -Tune S, le77. IVIMIIJiittlllllill 'iMtn r.n NM5t'i;o wochr.x company I I is mpIv prepared o in;-.infaeture to order ; r M,e";..Ve "t '7 -'. '"e tor W 0 U j which .viii I.etaKenat the hi . lies! market prlec, and lor the Kai herinif ot ' which wa--ns wi.l soon ( e. cut to the various s ;tinsol thccoiuity. the .Hialitvot the iroeds ma.'.e hy ns is loo well known to .iced recininenilaiion. mid as we are now run nimrmir Factory hy btkam row ki:. there wl-l .'e no.!elyin the inaiialaclure of Wool ?i lit or hro t 'Y-lveavmjrrdinK. F..11U.E and I.yein ' prompt lv attend tl to in a w.irkmanlikc manner j 'mil l t lie lowest possible rates. Khetirhnri:, My H. 177 -tr. i A UniTOIl'S NOTICK w In the matter of Hie account ol 1... Jt. (,,T..N. Ex. cuiii or I'ki-kk VJrM,VtYii"of owr V .e Cot Hppoohr, Fenion.Ei'... to hefirand decide upon th excep- tioos. lit ate iii'i account and report disti ihution ol i LUC IUII IB - , -,.lMr I I II' ' ' oi.i . sf tvIjOOD. llltMMl Veinlv ..I ihr v. Kry-iW'lj. T.-tt.-r. M I; r." .. f ibers. Boils. Piniple. .l . i. -....H. rfnl rnvtrfril. pon't fiol le uses yiei i i t .-, f henltti nrt. rfiil poi"ri i line it. e.w.u l It niir tlrnmisi ann kki ii , , . . .. I it A f..r keep II, 's. Pill-' lit. V. K. KE'l.l.KdiS f'O., Pi p'S, I'ltl-I.ill E, rm. r.SOI,lt H V A l.li DllfhUhSIa ljt-16.-.y.J j M I X I ST II A T I O X N OTI C K. Instate of M A KV r-. iiaktma?, " ihos-Vl'-r". claims gainst t-.cs uno Will pre'nt tui-ll. Ill leuHl lorni ior ri -.i i.-nnn.. 1 ANIHlEW H.M'fK A.iinintstrator. Carroll Turp., May 1877 t. nAMKL Mclaughlin. Attorn . 1.1 To Office In the old ExchsnVV-oo'ti'i. (up -s'tairs.) corner of n.'" ' ton nntl IK-ust nt reels. " " '"r...- T will attend t. thetluties of thealiove appoint- ,aI).,0, one f these days. " in-nt. nt my ollle in I h , l.nrointh of I ''Z'!,"!. ,,, .,,,. to iave a beau yet, ' said tl V"!n,7,"r-T..v7.C.,L a r;i,m.l i.n orand-mither, "and as she W myson'sch. " 1 1 narties'iiitcresled ma v J'tcntl, or be dclarred j !, js n,,w (vnil and gone I don t wi from cuiiiin in on siiid iiiii't. Auditor her to have c.'m.-ny. bhe promised . ''""" ' I she wouhiti't. Well. lust night alter J line l, ir oi. A J.JL letters of adinlnlst ration nn Ilie e" K. Hurt man. late ol Carroll township CJnmt.rl county havinnhoen issued to t he umlet sitf nr.l il peron.. Indebted to , il-l estr.te are r",;'""l, . h Mmin without delay, nml - ....I . . I. hlri (- IIV.l ( , 1 . 1 i MtM i.ii'r-vtit i,i Vi?" Vhen a l.nly is seen at a pArty or liall tier eyes vainly lurti'd in Ler fits of con eeit, As she peers at. flirt peptlemen, fanrvitiji ?M Are encliain'tl It her iharmsj ami would knell at lier feet. With each partner coquetting to noliody true i wouldn't give much for her chanres would you? When an upstart is seen on the flags strut tieg out, With his hut co,:kM aslant, and a glass in his eye ; And thick elomlr foUl smoke lie stands puffing ahoiit, Ashe inwardly says, "What a nohleani T," While he tw ists his moustache for the ladies to view I wouldn't gi-e much for his .ci would you ? When a wife tutjs ahout at her ueighhors to pry. .Leaving children at home, unprotected to P'!.v ; Till she starts hack in haste at the sound of their ery, Ami finds they've heen fighting while mother's away. Sugar eaten panes' hroken the w ind blow ing through ; I wouldn't give much for her comfort! would yon ? When a husband is itl!e, neglecting his work, In the piUi'ic-hoKse snarling wi,h quarrel some knaves ; When he eauihles with simpletons, drinks like a Turk. hi!" the good wife at home for the poor childten slaves, And that hottte. isrjuite destitute, painfiillo view ; I wouldn't give much for his morula .'would you ? When a hoy at his school, lounging over his seat. Sits ruhhing his head, a lid neglecting his hook, While he fumbles his pockets for something to eat, Yet prcteiideth to read when h'n naster may look, Though he boasts to his parents how mticu lie can do ; I wouldn't give much for his prorrc ! would you ? When a man who Is driving a horse on the road. Ileitis and whips Ihe poor brute with nn- mcrcitul hand. Whilst it willingly strives to haste on with its load. Till w ith sulTring ami working it scarcely t-atf stand ; Though he may he a man, and a wealthy one too, I won Id n't give much for his feeling.' would you ? When a master who lives by his laborers' skill. Hoards his gold nj n thousands, still eravinjf for more. Though poor are his toilers he gl'lndeth them still. Or unfeelingly turns them away from his tloor j Though he banketh his millions with elaiiils not a few ; I wouldn't give much for his rrn.-cienre .' would you ? When a tradesman his neighlior's fair terms will decry. And keeps putting his goods at A Wonder ful rate , K'cn at prices at which no fair trader can buy ; Though customers flock to him earlv and late ; When a few months have fled, and large bills become tine. I wouldn't give much for his rrcitit .' would von ? When in murderous deeds a man's hands are emhrned, Tho' revenpe is his plea, and the crime is conceal'd. The pevere stinqs of conscienee will quickly intrude. And 'he mind, self-accusing, can never he healed ; When the strong s.rm of justice sets out to pn rsue. I wouldn't uive much for his freedom .' would you ? When a husbahd and wife keep their secrets apart, Not. a word to my spouse about this, or on that ; When a trifle may banish the pledge of their heart. And he injles she snaggles both con tradict tl it ; Tho' iiiieqnaled their love when its first blossom blew ; 1 wouldn't yive much for theirfct would you ? When a man who has lived hen? for none but himself. Keels laid on his strong frame the cold hand of death. When all (.ide away wife, home, pleasures and pe'.f. And he yields hack to Oo'l both his soul and his breath , As up to the judgment that naked soul flow I wouldn't give much for his Tear en . would you ? Love's Dkvicf.s. The Heading (Pa.) Earfe tells this story : A queer allair was repotted at the Mayor's oflioe. An elderly woman, with teats in her eyes, had a lengthy story to tell of how hard she was trying to raise her i a.iddaugh'er in the pth of rectitude. Thus far she had sue- I Cl.eded very well, tmt the young ffirl was up to so many uickn.uiu . j a j uiwiuiu that the old wotnanfeared somelhing would ...;l ,1 ..... .!... ...t I he gu l is ie Id int nie sup per she sata sue k,m"; ..' wm- pany. One of her Sunday school chiss a young woman was coming around. Of nilM I had no ohieclioti. It was nine o'clock before she came. They were ia the parlor ahuie, and about, ten o'clock I j thought the ghls were rather quiet. I : wenTilown stairs softly, went to the key j hole and listened. Nothing was heatd. I j then thought to myself that they had slip- i ped out. I opened Ihe dtr, and what oo j you think I saw? Theie sat one girl on 1 tho lap of the other girl, and I noticed the . strange girl had very short lmir. They j punned when I came In, and upon my j honor I found out that the oilier woman j vlui a vontiff man dressed in woman s clothes. I was so mad I could have scalded 1 him to death, and would have done so had , he not rushed out of the house. I Rave .t that fiii! a whipping, and I want to know : trhnt. I am to do." The visitor was told to ' pp,lk kindly t the yonn girl and point ,uL the evil ul UCU ways. 1 Comic 1'anorama of ihe War, THE EASTERN QUESTION IN A XUT SHKI.I, I This is a street scene in Kars. We don't know who saw it but we know it was sa:v. Vrobably some Russian czir it. The cily is in a state of siece. The gentlemen in tho foreground, feelins over his head fr the ground, is a private gentleman in a I Cossack regiment. He is not feeling very well. lie is ill. A rtioment ago he met a ' lifteen-inch shell, ami was too busy to get j out of the way. His stomach, lungs and swallowing things went on with the shell, i and lie will never smile and never enjoy a ! square meal again. 1 1 is comrades wish td : send for the doctor, lledeclines. Ilesays j he does not need him. He is right.. He can die without him. The doctor will weep j when he learns the Cossack is dead. He will bend over his lifeless foim, and then , he will weigh it, and put it an item, to the last ounce, as a tumor he removed from a i gentleman in iScotx county. Truly, in the ' niitfst of life we are in debt. j Here is the Uussian general. See tho I wide landscape stretching away in the dim distance. Let her stretch it doesn't cost ns anything. "You cannot see the Hitssian general for his name, but he is there all I lie same. You can smell his breath. Ileeats tallow cardies. This makes him light hearted. His name Comes in by tho big rock on the left, follows the couise of tho meandering brook in the valley, winds slowly up the mountain side and disap pears in the direction of Ulpblowitch. Ic is nine miles long, without the titles.- When his mother used to call him up to breakfast, she started at !) o'clock P. Jt., took a long breath and talked it oil till morning. This is a. telegraph ofuce. The bright looking young man at the table is a West ern Union operator. The little brass and steel thing ticking away on the table is the instrument. The opeiaor is very easily div iiiguished from the instrument. He catinoi talk sti fast as the instrument, but he can sleep a great deal moie. lie is go ing to sleep now. The man leaning over lite Counter is a heartless citizen, who has the cheek to ask the operator to send a de spatch for him. The operator takes the message. Hut he does not. send it. He hasn'ttime. He loses nine gamesof check ers -a li'le that Citizen is wondering why he doesn't, get atiy reply lo his despa ch. Then Ihe citizen starts out to walk to the place and see the mam lie finds him, and, soon after they meet, the "despatch conies along. The citizen vemembers and recognizes it.. He is affected to tears. Thf operatot finds him, and chaiges him 40 Cents for sending the message, 4.") cents for the wear and 'ear of the instrument, 50 cents for the strain on nervous system, 50 cents for collecting rates on message, 05 cents on genet al principles. He learns afterward that the citizen yet 1 has some money left and he is going back 111 the morning to borrow it of h;ni. This is Constant O'Xople. He is the leader of the muscle-men. All the O'No- ; pies are muscular-men. Constant O'Nople isn't afraid of St. Petersburg. He isn't ; even afraid of a bedbug. The sound of the bubksheesh is heard in the distance. j This is a Christain martyr in Hnumauia. ! He leans, up against the awnitiij post and remarks there isn't any use of Koiimania- j ing around there any longer. He is a book j agent. He has been kicked down three ; pair of stairs, chased through an alley, bit by two docs, been hit by a poker, shipped j with a bootjack, had a lump raised on him , with a barrel stave, been punched into a j cistern, got lost twice in strange streets, j been arrested four times on a Charge of , vagrancy and on general suspicion, been chafed, out of town as a swindler, whipped . by a drayman, robbed of his watch, lost 1 his hat, been called 7811.000 different kinds 1 of names, and sold two books, one of which j the man took and never paid him for, and on the other he made a gross profit of 82 i cents. He is not licit, is this book agent, j but he is good. 11? -kind to the hi Hik agent. You may publish a hook of your j own which you will want sold some day. j The Isles of (liccee. "The Isles of j Greece where burning Sappho loved and sung." The Isles f (iteece were probably i kerosene isles. The isles where Sappho ! burned were undoubtedly the same kind. Started the kitchen tire with them. There ; is the ile in Ihe gallon tin can under the J table. That, is Sappho shearing at the stove, because it won't draw, and looking : for the kerosene. She is going lo make a I balloon ascension in a few minutes, and, ! j'ist. ;is like as not, she will forget 'o go out j doors before she stalls up through the rof j into the blue cerulean dome above. The aisles where she loved and sung were dif ferent ais'.es; in the church probably. She was naughty, to A degree, but rather nice. The isles of CJieece are in no man ner connected with the exiles of Ki in. The gentleman to the right of the pic ure in a linen tunic and a classic nose, is a fJrecian. The gentleman down the valley is a wiper at the H. & M. simps. He is just going down to rub old nS, lh.it had to be pulled oiT the bridge by a switch engine th other day. This is a milliner's cleik. He is going to enlist in t'.io sutler's department. See his cuffs hang out over his hands. He wears a three and a half boot. And a hat. two sizes smaller. He does not work be- i Cause he has to. Salary is no object to him. Neithet is it to his employers. They consequently pay hiui 11 aniotuh. They are not avaiicions men. They n 111 pay him half as much rather than have him discoiren ed. He would make excellent fish bait. He is going to war, but he dies not know which side 'he will fight on. He can't fell until he sees which uniform is most becoming to his complexion. CofuttSG Usher Pikfut-tties, Tn the vicinity of one of the small railway stations in Washoe Valley resided, a short time ago, a beautiful young lady, who was greatly admired by all the swains in the valley. One of ihe fair number w ho were r greatly infatuated with the fair maiden was exceedingly annoyed, owing to tho fact t hat he could never have an opjKrtuni ty of speaking to the young lady a'one. f!o whatever night he would, he always found half a dozen of his hated rivals at tho house in advance of himself. At length, glowing desperate, he proposed to the young lady in the presence of one of the enemy, and was accepted. Overjoyed at his success, he asked the young gentle man to act s second man at the wedding. The other declined the invitation, saying very emphatically that if he couldn't be first he didn't care to be anything. Vir ginia Citj Enterprise. nit a vi: max. A. few days since a bold New Bedford Sea captain and his w ife sailed for Europe in a boat a little less than two tons meas urement. Of course he has been called by every newspaper a very bold ami reckless man. There is no doubt that these epi thets right I' belonged to him but, never, theless, the mere fact that he has attempt ed to cross the Atlantic in a small sail-boat does not prove that he is exceptionally brave. If his boat is properly built for the special service requited of her, she will probably carry him safely across the At lantic. At this season he may expect fresh westerly breezes, but with the except ion of a possible thunder-storm while in Ihe (Julf Stream, he will probably escape any severe griles. Even if he does meet with bad weather, he can safely ride it out with a diag. Ho will be a long time at sea. but that he will safely reach his port of desti nation there is litltie doubt. His boat is better fitted to navigate the Atlantic than ! were the Vessels of Columbtts. and in point of safety is probably tju'.te the eer of a modern Atlantic steam ship. Ile is cer tainly the boldest man now living ; but the : mere f.sct of his going to sea in a small boat does not prove him to be such. It is i when we reflect that he has voluntarily ; shut himself up with his wife forfoity days ; 011 boa id a boat twenty feet long, that we are compelled to recognize his unique bra i very, and jierceive in his wife a woman of I Unexampled and utter recklessness, j We may grant that the captain and his j wife are extremely devoted one to another, ' and have hitherto lived together in perfect peace. Still, they have never tried the ex periment of living together fotty .lays I without the possibility of escaping from one another's presence. While residing in New lied ford, Ihe captain could always ; walk to Ihe post-office and refresh himself with cloves whenever there was the slight est cloud on the domestic horizon, and. in like manner, his wife could always visit a , neighbor when her husband showed a dis , position to express those views in regard to buttons which have a tendency to cast a gloom over the happiest home. Whenever :- the captain sat and silently drummed with his lingers on the table until his wife felt i as if she "CoUld perfectly fly," the back yard wasnlways open lo her, wherein to j calm her mind by meditating upon the best ; method of inducing the family dog to ab- stain from hunting moles in Ihe strawberry j bed ; and when she herself pointed out to j her husband at too great length his duty I in regard to splitting kindling wood, he 1 could always affect to see a man disappnar ; ing around the corner who owed him five i dollars, and whom it was necessary for him ! to overtake without a moment's delay. ; Married people living on shore can always avoid serious dispute by timely flights. I When nature placed men's stores and ollices j down town and their homes up town, .she ! evidently intended to furnish those occa j pious for the temporary separation of man ; and WlTe which render wedded love possi ble. It may bo confidently said that there ; is no real necessity for a man to shoot his I wife, or for a wife to poison her husband, so long as a man can flee from Ihe shadow ! of the coming stove-lid. and the woman I can escape to her neighbor's at the first j crackling that betokens a crash of the j Third commandment. Of course, this is not precisely an axiom, but it may be ac I ceptcd as a rule which in nearly all cases j may be safely followed. The New Dcdford captain has laid ill lull supplies oT food ami water, but it is impossible for him to provide those, fre quent absences from the society of wife which could alone save both him and her from entertaining homicidal thoughts. When, goaded by the re fusa! of the galley fire to burn, she begins an exhaustive an alysis of the captain's character, and grad ually shows that he is a brutal, loathsome tyrant, he will be compiled to listen. There is not a nook or corner of the boat to which the clear tones of an earnest wo man will not penetrate. When, in his. turn, he finds the coffee somewhat too cold, and thereupon expresses, with all the re sources of forcible language at the com mand of an experienced sailor, the convic tion that there is no crime, from murder up to frying beefsteak, of which she is not capable, she niusf either listen or jump overboard. It may be urged that an affectionate ctiple will never proceed to such lengths of argument even in the confined space of a sail boat. Of course, they will not sud denly and simultaneously perceive each other's extreme atrocity, but they will reach that point in lime. For tho first two days they will be affectionate and happy. On the third day the captain will find that a sunburnt nose does not arid to his wife's attractiveness, and she will ask herself if it is possible for a wor.1.111 to lespect a man who uses tobacco. On the fourth day they f.el sine that married life is a failure, and before the first week of the voyage is over j they will even wish they were dead, ll.iv- ; lug once enteied upon an enterniise which demands an amount of bravery never yet displayed by any martied man, the captain will doubtless bring his wife safe to land, but as soon as Ihe liMle vessel reaches Ihe dock a man .and a woman will be seen liv ing in opposite directions; the man seeking the shortest route to Siberia and the w ife taking passage in the first steamer that w ill bring her back to the land where thine is room enough for successful matrimony, and wheie there are divorce laws that soothe the broken heart. Jkisii Wakes. We object fo the "wake scene" in "The 5hatghrauri," because it is not consistent. It is a false note in a fine melody. If Mr. Iloticicault had ever list ened to the rnione in the country, with its mournful modulations and impressive wail, he would not have made the mourner a ragged old hag, with dress in tatters, hair and red kerchief pulled over her face, p'qe in mouth and jug in hand. Such a pres ence would be considered a dishonor to the corpse in the poorest hut. It would have been as easy to make the scene picturesque as re ulsive. Let the mourner be robed 111 j ,1 deep blue Munster mantle, or in the scar : let v'oitnanght cloak, with the hood in either case drawn over her dishevelled locks. Then you will have a weird and wild presence, but a picturesque otic. A "wake" is not the ludicions thing some people fancy, who hear only of the occas ional scandals committed in its name in the great cities amongst a disreputable class. . It is an ancient and a sacred custom, prac ticed by the Greeks, and preserved, by the Celt from old time. It has a meaning, a pathos and a poetry wUjcb should not bo ( forgotten. 'ib'in J? n -t CAJiliUJlt Oi r JiT OLD SICK. In the year 17t3 there dwelt at Shcpton Mallet, in the County of Pomersct, Eng land, an old man named Owen Parfitt. In his youth he had been a soldier, and had been in Africa in military, and, as the townfolk whispered, other capacities. His temper was violent, and his language veiy military in character. Although he was not a popular person, albeit per force inof fensive. He w as a cripple, able to carry on the trade (if a tailor for several years, but at the date nlready mentioned, was Vjuite helpless. His hof.se was kept by a sister older than himself, w ho seems to have taken excellent care of him. As he was not able to get out of bed without, assistance, his sister often asketl a young woman, named S'.isntMiah Snook, to lend her a hand to lift the old man into a chair while his bed was being niade.aiid his chair was usually placed either in the passage or just, outside the door, that he might enjoy a little air. One day as the sun was shining very brightly, the two women wrapped Owen I'-ul'.tt in an old gray coat and carried him in his arm-chair out 011 the door step, that he might sun himself a while. A quarter of .in hour afterwaid he was gone. 'Ihe chair remained wl.-evo it had been placed ; the. old great -coat, was thrown over it ; but the man was gone-. The filst alarm was raised by the sister who was found by Susannah Snook, who hid only quitted her a few minutes before, crying bitterly fi'r the loss of her brother. This Susannah Snook gave her account in the year 1 S-1 4 to Dr. Hutler, at that time betid mas'erof tho Shrewsbury School, and afterwards Iiislio,) of Litchfield, and her evidence was corrob orated by many persons then living at Shcpton Mallet, or in the neighborhood. The sister of Owen Patfitt told her that aflcr the bed was made and Susannah had left, she had gone tip-stairs, and 'Mi com ing (low 11 again, and not beat ing tier broth er, she called "Owen!"' ''hen there was no answer, and she went to where she and Su sannah had left him, and ioimd nothing but the chair and the old great-Coat lying upon it. The alarm spread rapidli through Ihe town, and search was immediately made everywhere in the neighborhood ; the roads and fields for a great distance round were hunted over! alt the wdls and ponds were diagged, but t no purpose. Notiace was ever found of Owen EaiHtt. Susan nah Snook further said that the weat her had been fair daring the day, but after the alarm was given il began thundering an.l lightning, with a heavy fall of lain, which continued for some time. She herself was wet through in returning to her house. Renewed inquiries into this well pttesled my si ery, says All the Year Round, have rather deepened than explained it. That he suddenly disappeared there is 110 man- ! ner of doubt. That his early life had been of a wild and desperate character is also certain, for he w as in rcce'pt of no pension for serving the King, and had most prob ably fought in Atiiea "lor bis own hand." No person had the slightest interest in his death, as his earnings maintained him, and i his sister had A small allowance from Ihe i parish. Several old people w ho remember the circumstances gave the same account with regard to the chief facts, and particu hu ly as to the general excitement and up roar in the town as soon as the alaim was given, and as to the immediate and car- fill seaich everywheie made for the missing man. They all agreed, also, that Owen Patfitt was commonly placed of an after noon either in the passage or just outside the door, for the fresh air. There seemed to bo no d-mbt that he was and had been a cripple for years, and also that if bis strength had been miraculously recovered, he could have hardly been g-;ne without being seen. His cottage was 011 a turnpike road, surrounded by other cottages close at hand, not one hundred yards from tho . streets of the town, and he must have passed along clot hetl only as he had been taken from his bed. It was a warm Jime afternoon, the "mowing grass" was about, and 'he fields were liiil of people; the town is surrounded not by arable, but by gras land, almost eveiy where. Half an hour after he was last seen, the whole dis posable population of a town, then number ing between four and live thousand inhab itants, were in pursuit of him. and if he had dropped fiom exhaustion he was sev enty years old ii is almost certain he must have been found. The seatch was coti tihued for several d-ays without avail, and then the good people made up t heir minds, such as they were. They soon arrived fit a solution of the imstciy. The day had been fine Up to the disappearance of Owen Parfitt, which was followed by a teriific storm of thunder, ami lightning, and rain. He had been a wicked jierhaps a fright fully wicked man in his youth. ' Putting this and that t.igcthcr,' there could be in. doubt about the matter. The old soldier, sailor, slaver, and jiiler h.id been tinted off by the dev il. j ' A Straxoe Dis mtka kaxce. Strang disappearances are by no mens uncommon in these days; but one d tlieso mystei u-s which, according to a coi respondent of ono of Ihe German papeis, has occurred in Russia, is truly staitling. An exp'iss trnin in thai country, carrying G,0i "V.ikJ of roubles, not only failed the other day lo reach its destination, but has altogether disappeared, without leaving the slightest traces affording a clew as to what became of it. That the tiaiu should be stopi-.! and the money taken is conceivable, but that the thieves should actually carry oil' not only roubles, but engine, tender, vans, Cairinges and all, is so uncanny" an in cident as to 1 aise ground for suspicion that, the jxiwers of 'd-iikness have been at work. At any ih'c the story is a most uncomfoi t able ore, and it is to !o hop l a new hor ror is not to be added lo railway tiaveltng by the total di-appcaianco of tiains. It may lie imagined ho .v painful a sensat i 01 would be created if the "I'lying Dutch man," or some other f.ist and famous train, were never seen or heaid r after leaving New Yoik or any other Aine.ic in City. Such a catastrophe, would be, if pos bible, even worse than a collision. j ! A whiter in Scribner has an the subject, "How to keep the boys on the farm." He evidently means we!!, but. he doesn't touch the point. To keep the boys on the fatm the faim fhonld I well paved, and lighted with gas. and have a band stand, and billiard table, and its own bai and race couie. We hope our fanners are just as anxious ns they sipjtear to keep their boys 011 the farm, but they don't sem to take any definite action. D ;u"rjj S'f. ninniiiiTiox. tn he spring of lST,, Elder Prrloy T Pratt, of the Moimon community, sedin tl from her home Ihe wife of Mr. II. H. !: Ijcan, a merchant. oT San Francisco, to make her h is sc vent h wife. On her Ilo l the deserted husba id sent his twochi d cm a very interesting boy and giil, toll's f..i'i-er-in-law. in New Orleans. Some time terward the mother hit S!t Lake, got I t r children, and slatted back to I'tah w.-li them On discovei inrj this the hub;y injured fat her slat ted in pursuit. Ho can n to New York, heard of Pratt there, an I tracked him from New Vmk to St. Loots. There he lost him. Then he left for Nc v Orleans, where he hraid that his wife and children were theft going through Texas t.i Salt Lake, so ell he went to Texas, In his search for the missing ones, he had lean ed t hat his w ife had assumed the name of M 1 s. P. P. Paiker. and w !ii!e traveling thiouglt Texas he Coiit 1 'r ed to imeirept nniit h t teis which lie found bcaiiug this sii t r scription. On breaking: the seal he t--:v they were wi il ten in cipher. He sneered, d in finding the key to (he r'pher, howcvi and discovcied that the letters w-ie fn-m Piatt, an 1 contained a k quest that ti e caravan with which Mis. McLean and her children were traveling, should go to the neighboi hiMid of Fort Gibson, in Ihe Cbci ( kec Nation. Confused and dispii i't d, Mr. McIfan returned to New Oilcans, whence he stait.-d for Foit Gibson, assum ing the name of Johnson. He made hn 11 hi .-rritt to the officers of the foil only. Here his vigilant and energetic puistut f the fugitives was soon re w aided. lie cap tured not only his wife and children, l.i.t the scmiiidifl Alio, in the n.ime of religion, had drifted then fiom ihvir hon e. Tho United States Maishal took them btfoto Commissioner John 15. Ogdi-n for trial. The ease awoke inten-e excitement at tho time, and the populace clamojcd for ven geance on the wretch win. had diliberately plotttd iiiitl planned the 11 in of a proser (iits and happy family. The cipher letters weie produced in Couit, and Mr. McLean told such a pathetic story ,.f his wrongs that 1'iatt cnly esca'ied lynching by beii.g concealed in tiic jail. Even t he couiplaint iint himself became so enraged that in th(J veiy Court to nliit li he had come for jus tice he clutched his pistol then and there. And no wonder, for he was lold the law w as poweilcss to piluislt Pratt. Eatlynext mm n ing t ho Mormon Eldei w as dismissed and left the place secretly, but McLean watched ami pursued Ii tin. overtook him on his load, and killed htm 111 his Hacks. With his children MrLcan returned to New Oilcans, and Ihe wife having mean while became a raving maniac, was sent to an insane asylum. It was this ever.;. Combined with the ap prehended appoint ment of new teriiloiia.1 ofliccis by the Government, that led to the hoi 1 ible massacre of emigrants at Moun tain Meadow soon af'er slight u.otivtsfor such a ton ible ciiine. A CV It Ittl'S CASi:. t believe the ncon'tit !s true. I remem ber veiy well when the incident occurred 110!. quite t wenty j c.M s ago il, w as in 1S.V.1, if 1 remember ligh'lv end a friend of mine fiom Salem, who w.is a witness .f the liti.d proceedings, assured me that it was just as it !::l lrvcn told ; only the case was n:ii an rtyatavated one, and nob.dy believed that s lt :t! theft was intended. However, a yociig man, whose p inc pal business f as loatiuir around the hack d -s of stoics, mil rjin't the w halves, seeking for w hat he might pirk tip, was apprehend ed and brought bil'oie ihe stipci ior crimi nal court, .it Slem, Mass., for stealing f horse and buggy Pom a stable keeper in Lynn. At the iiial thediicci complainant the stable keeper- w us not present. Whether he wnskept nv.av by unavoidable and instil inoiiiit,bh- fiCcidcnt, or w hether he did mil caic to press t hi' coin plaint, was not kuon. lh:t the distiict attorney went on willi the rase, ami !he young man sad-faced, sore and tagged was called to the stand. To t lie indict mem he plead guilty, and coifcs?cd not only that hesloio I he hoi se and buggy, but that he sliou'd have sold 1 lit 111. ,1 i.d pocketed the money, if he had found a chat-ce. In fact he did oflcr it for -r.!e to two or three different pattie.c. No';-..iih?'a::t'!iiig this pica, a smart young lawyei one of Ihe lising lights I II thru never thinking of int et est teg him self in the youth's behalf, came voluntarily to the rescue. Hi ciih-.l upon a dozen well known luct: of Salem, who had known the ptisoner from boyhood, ami Ihcy each anil every ope mimic that Ihe (h fondant was a li.ir fiom his ciatllc. He did not know what the truth was. In fact, it was! gellciaiiy believed that be lied tor the lucre sake of li0(, 1 hat ! ing was a pasvj..ti with him and tint he had in hundreds of iustaucfshc.il know 11 lo l.o when the tell ing of the tiutli would h.io been a benefit to him. And then the lawyer rtinde his plea. Ju-d look at il : Was it at all hk ly that such a fois .kfii wretch would go and sleal a Ii iisi' at.d buggy. ll::r,kii.g that aiv hu man bcit.g would buy I hem of him ? And bo.v much more itdiculous was Ihe snppo. sit ion that he would steal them. No he had taken the !i'U se and bucgy. and driven oil', in mete ni.nl sport, ami he notv lied ab'-ut it lo give C'!h:r of nrreutaiice to bis exploit ; am!, it ntay lie, to lintl a home at the expinse of the state for the time to come. The genticmeii of the jury coiiid not bflinve him. Mis confession waj, a falsehood, bate faced ami biszen, and (if a piece with his whole character. 1 he chat go i f he judge w as veiy brief, simply giving the e o-e into the hands 1 f the juty. and leaving theui to decide as they pleased. And h- jury, at the end of a q'lirter of an hour, returned a erdict of Af litn'lff. That (lip-iscd id the only indictment agait'St (In- ptisoner, nml he was set free. The on'.v case on ueoid. I think, where . cnlpttt's character as a hnow n liar has re lieved him fn.i'i punishment for ciime. Tr.rv.Tt i a "c,t ir ort of gu'lelesness' w h cii ncvei weaisor.t. e 1 re reminded of ct.is while s'ititli::g :it the l. :1 ranee td Ihil 'ium's Circus the o her day. Two v .1. men the younger about thiity yrarsohl upptoarhcd the h.r tender. The elUr extended the ic Is. being red ji d the otfiT green. The dooikicpei to, ,Jc them, looked at them, and then si the two) ' women, .tnd blandly obei ved : "All right. Which of you is under nine years. f age?" The two won. en looked at each other with sickening uncet taui ty. vJ ness cor.uetl with hi prolsiou. I