r lifitijptij t 'Kfistiti m " 1a. McPIKE, Editor and Publisher. "HE IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRUTH MAKES FKKE, AND ALL ARE SLAVES BESIDE Tferms, S2 per year, In advance; ( I IPHANS' COURT SALE EBENSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, JTJNE ii. 1S75. NUMBER 21. HMD TIESBER URD. Villi' I' i . r . I . , ,i m ii'i'f or i'-r ot i nt; 'rpnans . i muuIv. the undersigned will ai Lilly's .Station, on the I'd. turday, June 5, 1875, J! i I 1.1 li . . 'I. , the following described to wit : jtfiFi'E VAKI'KL OF LAND, V t ! (! ' "li I'll i Mt, '1 1 ..ii r.i'vn-liip. Cambria count v ',,-!, n!-! ! In' ' huItm Minintr it ml i ur ' 1" r- "l Jeremiah MeGonigle, , w. I .1 1 1, - o Hundred and Ten Acres, . i, i .' it; l tth:n m-i:- ciaret'. nnv- if I Hi IKV AN T IlorKS. I .j ".1 n-'l ami is underlaid with " i ii ( ' ; 1 1 . t .. i ."ii :- ..i" n' '!. :n I tin1 coal is of sme- i .'v !,T ii'.'MM':i''"iritnr purposes. It is so .'fV'-i r i- -t! ii't.l drama th:t the con I i if at . wp-iratiiely little expense, j - i , .": . i n.' i !. is I in I with the K. ! S'wi-t and the .Muting and I x.-i i " . r a".-.-: ot ?7.0)i. The inter , , i" : i ' Ii" S- iht. ili'eM. in said train- - .... . . . , ii th" l.i n I. or separately. is ,.y s U. '.. ' ''i'' I ol 'the purchase ! , i., , : .,n ri iiv. h iti m of sal"-, an. I the I . . i. ii i i Ii I '. llli" ii : wirh inrm. ' . :! 'i lgmcut bou id and mort- ' " "' r k m. (;i:;!!f;F. .iMi:iMi chhtf. 1 I t" t ! i i K'i S rvxEii, dee'd. js nw advertisements. H. F. BURNHAM'S 1 IT Kit I WATER WHEEL 1Vuxplertr1,(ycitrff airo. and put ' tn nrb In t ! 1' W I 1 1 m k ' ' " v m..rr. nifni ,llll I , , and has prOTcil to bo the , in inetcn sizes made. Pri ce Inner than nnv other first. -. clasg wheel. Pamphlet free. N. F. lil'KXHAM, York, Pa. IODIDE OF AMMONIA Cure enraliria, f ace Ache, Itht-nmnt im. ;out, Kratnl reel, I hilliiain, Sore Throat. Krtsipelan, Brni sea and tToomla of every nature In man ur ani mal. The remarkable cures this remedv has ef fected classes it as one of the most impor'tiint and valuable remedies ever discovered for the cure ami relier of min. "In croup, larynijltia. and pneumonia 1 have used uilx' Lmi,,,, ut If nf .tui'f n't. with marked ami decided benefit." HOHEK T S. NEWTON, M. D., 137 V. 4TtU St., New York. For sale by J. P THOMPSON'. F.bensbnrir. Pa., ml by ail Druifigts. Depot 451 8th Ave., N. Y. ANING MILL, I i ok M.vir:. j i':1' r-- I " t :! pr;a;e ?i!"'tli; jr- .1'.' ! :. K'x'n-l.nri . " l-i .. si r ii itc iti Kl'ens I'. l . coii.Mili4 of CKc. OF GROUND, K'-:.-'m an I I'rcJsm Kailral. . : in T" -ii n ' l dl a ,.TCE PLANING MILL, i . ' - ' w"U Po'ier Shed at- J !:.v . i ' ii. .i' 'i'I. tv consists of utm iWM WW ROILER. i ti it ! I'lan-r. it.i-lics wide, for gnr- I Sllrl:ci- IMiiiht. ID in. I I i re ii I ir I! i h. wit h Hit t a l!cn : I ii'nr ri.N-( ii I Sum, with slile ta- l liiu' t (i i'itl.ir rH- fit s : i.'lln.l.. hrlii wmlnae. witn Iron I 1 1 n'.-ii- ! .i!he : I li:ind l.at'ie. wi: Ii com- i ' - I I'iiIk'h'it Urnm. VI feet loiiir. inr 1 i-Inn ". li -:!! lieail.-. Ttieabove o-.li ti try si. 1 1 Him;. l-liiriir and 'i ; ! '. -t "r !-r. rli an ar.iin- . i s . on tl.e ir-m!s"S. j a i it ... Kf:a!!y for and has I in ir i .i.'iiipi" i. tl.iorinar. sl'linif. : m:;. ' -!! I'l'"'-k ba llusiers. etc. ! ; : 1 r ' 'n.i r. I "-.-ti. maple and ' r 1 . i. . i at moderate price. r i ...'i lie- p rem tees a .' I rtnn- 1 tin lliiiff Ifott.se :v.'.N.i MX I:. ,.MS ANO A CELLAR. .H'iiN . l:L Mil, Khenohurir, .'"'IN I.K . IS. W. I: Ho.VAI'KER, Jhnstowr. :. M.iy U. !T .. 'Jut. TIIK M AUVKI. OKTHK W(Ul.l-llethesda Wafer It has restored thousands from the brink of the grave; Kiven health and strength to those deemed beyond the reach ot all incilieal science, aid turned the path of n miction to one of happi ness in the hlcsinrs within its virtues. It cures the deadly Hriirh-'s disease and Diabetes: eradi cates all uiseases oi the kidneys ; restores the uri nary organs to s;rcngth and power in a word, it is a natural restorer of health, and ha performed the must wonderful atld liiiraculu cures ofanv known speeili"! on the globe. Address, for circulars etc., Capt. Klokxe 11. Hk.mxiv, Waukeslla, Wis. Advertiser's Gazette. A Journal of Information for Arf rrrti.irrsi. lulition, !t,fiOO copies. Viihlishtd irrehlij. Terms. $' per anmtm, In atlcance. Five speclmeu copies (diflerent dates) to one ad dress Tor 'lb cents. Olhcc, No. 41 Park Kow, New I'ori. OEO. P. RO'iVIXL A. CO.. F.ditori? and Publishers. Ctk H iOI! l'"r day at home. Term 'i - Uko. .S riM.sos &. iiu., 1'" free. Address orllan I, Me. All A WF.KK VII male A gnl: All NOIIIIN' Ul I P. O. V1CK WFKK guaranteed tn Male and Fe in t heir own locality. I 'oats to trv it. Particulars Free. ll'KtKY Su CO., Augusta, Me. nslcc's Sale. THE WALTER A. WOOD ii-! I "1- j "l i -.- v. I .1.. "I I re will PXpoOC. Publle I in I 'ainlTia t jwiilnp, i ' iloi-U. tli following real i- : I r- i .i : j ropt rty, to wit : Ai'KES OF TIMl'.KR LAND, : I :rii.ike. -J'.. md-s west of Kbena 1 ;:i '. wit li a onary Steam SAWMILL, t ' !'! Hot SIN, 'a lame FRiMK - .' : l 't'." f,.,.t of pet ltd lhM- - ' 1 1 . i-. i tr ! . Al'o, KM OF fXO ' ' . kii'-wn as the ''Morgan ,' " ti..' !r itu Kl'et. blirg, well " - . Is 'IT - v. arel Mkmwxit, ' ''- ' t '"gg-r-g d-n the lilactt r" i'ii: :ar.:.g pui-p-iws. Also, the Ad 0.--H.i!fof 106 Acres Land ' 11 !; ,rr t- -; ':.. Cnibria eonty. - f i -r i i,... (,,,; i ,,t , lC jmrcfiapp tnon ' ' : ' s . T, ,, tie ix-eii, , the . , ' i ' r-'at'i r with HitereSt, to 1 S II, -1 ir r". Lrp "U N A. liTj IK. lr " ! O.VKS CtMMiHM. i-i:NOTI(i:IVtition?for h-iv". I.-.,, ; tlj,. ottj.-e of . ," ' ' 'rt ' t til.irt.T Sfsiinn .f 1 ! ' : h t ii' f 1 1 low ing n. i mod r IT-ft, , ti. t In- niirf of . . " : " -.u 1 i.'iiimly at Juno St-s- 4 vr t ; r K K r i-'i -s. ,. M.-Oough. " ; .1 .(in L. -wires. '. ' -I-'rnre Schroth, An- 1 : r.: I I,-r r ' -1 : : . i - i It r. ( orge frwU . .' A !'". Frank Kirtt. - - ir. 1,1,,'r-n. Kact 'ii-.. .1 .!ia FiUliartis. West Strong Local Endorsement. rMIR followimr Irttor fully explaittx ItsHf, and X npfils no foininent : tBKssni-RO. Pa., April 13, 1975. T Walter A. I I'm .if, I'rexitlmt, rte. Dka r Si r -Tbis is to certifv tiat I purchased from L. A. S. W. 1ayih. your figeiits in this place, during the yertr ISTZ. one of your NF.W IKON MOWKKS. which I have oper ated during the past three seasons with entire suc cess. I have used it in cutting fully !aw acres of urass. an I have not expended one cent cm it for repairs. Ukeall other m''bine'. It is not perfect, of course, but ttie otiiv fault 1 fin. I with it Is that ii is not arranged with shafts for one. horse instead of tw. as one horse can very easily operate it in anything like fair ground. .Iohs T. HroHKS, Residing 4 iniits south of Ebensburg. rF Partl"!. fritoresti'd wlm wish to see tho nli'ivc nam" '! Mnwcr or i-XHtninc f he merits of II""n"i in M'wer nod Reaper, PrMtt's, Saliiiif, Clipper am! Myers' Hay Uako. Sinner's Funning Mill, the riTiownrtl Iinprrhil Plow, ail"! other first claso farming tn iehinery, tire invited to call at the Livery and Sale St utile of I.. & S. W. DAVIS. Agents for Cumbria County. F.ooti.-burg, April 2J, l-T.).-3m. AGENTS WANTED! I.r. fPIK M.MAI.Ii For an article that sells well for a low price. ; at siiht, to lady or gent. The goods will re I Commend themselves. NO CAPITAL REQUIRED, A" we will furnl?h' the goods to parties who j can nlve satisfactory reference, to be paid lor ! after they are Sold. s i : v r. n , . loo Nassav St., Nt. Y. j I mi.-P ! NOKTIl WKST. l.tMVAKD WEST. Ii.. r -:;-.vj rt Hm lcr, Col. John I'--Mi 'hael Mt-Morrls, M. F. X.lf i l. FLiriiii Hngele. ' .-Christ. Keieh, John C r ,,.;,. W. Mtillen. Chri- r' ' ' - w, jH.-oh S. Kiel. u -;i b rot Ii. Jos. Horner. . ' ' ' : ' " -: : i ( y x s i li MI li:.,o, T..1la tll.t. T' Olf I : I i r, x I 4 I l..l 1 d W. .... I 1' .1 It I - F ,n,.kllri '-"-. Y Kl-Sv, John Sehroth. . . ' "l.'iAX, Pro'lionotarv. ' " ' . l.V-nsburg, May lti, l'j.5. )y CAUSKS sct"ilown for t'-rin of Court, t-otn-,u -r Mom.at of Jlbis uext: ,Nr K k. v. Hint. ts. Ilesiop. T. Art, le. vs. McLaughlin. vs. I'ciina. Kail Koa I Co. vs. is.llins. The Twp. of White. v. O .Veil. vs. AiiHin,' tix'r. v Orimth & Davis. v. Conrad. 'hr,stv. Driskcll. .. '". Miller. . Ii.N. Prothonotarv. -i'eii,.urg. May 10, 1875. J. C. IIII.L.. HILL, WEST EL CO., M A X U FA CT L" K E US OF Brooms and Brushes, WROLEJAt.K DKAI.KIIS t.V FRINT, STliAW, KAfi & MAMLL PAPERS, rri4' asi HDiP innKS, Flour Sacks, Crocor3' Dags, "Wooden AA"sno, TEAS, TOBACCO, CIGAIiS, Ac. 121 SMOXIt K, ilnwrEM Smith rirf.n and Wood Strkkts, PITTSBURG II, PA. 3m. ARE YOU GOING TO PALtT t'MK Avorill Chemical Paint 1)t"T up In cans of all sires and colors, ready to put the brush m and nse. Anyone can be his own painter or unke a buslne.s by using It. It Is the cheapest and best. T ry a sample tan. Sold at ONIONS, BALDWIN & CO., IVo. 0:5 AVooi Slruot. f 7. 11 T I N It t' II II, 1 A. 16m. h' MUtv I j STRICT I IK Pf.NN'a, '"'i If - . ''"fntitOH. Mav "28. 1S75. 'M.-. " w- "' 'htt on the 27th dav of !J i,. M . a.rr:,nr 'n HitnkruptCTwas is. ,H"" - k , ',. "f '""ARLKS A. Mrdnji. ! kii:im'', - ' "! ' ",,n,y of Cambria, and ;'apt o;',n h" 'l)tidre.l 'T'li l.t. ,',i ," Wti'lon : that the pay. ' !"""-h li .nl r.! , ,V-y 'Jf l-r'-lrty be , rctri.t "rul'1' " him o for his n.e. '': ii.ii - " l'r"l"rty "v him. are for lf.. t ,r u'-t'ng of the Teditors of ,r A.. ' IZ 'l" Ih.",r n l to choose l.i. " ll'ilticn ! ID4 n .... . ' l ourg. 'i . ..r.,,. i..i. .u . ir -is;r , .. " " - .'w.i-i iiomii- . ,,.iier, on the inn. ..f - ilSMhal, as MMnsr. for s;vi PLATFORM SPRIVO WAOOXS. PLAIN SPIUN'd W'AIIOXS, FARM WAOONS. Heavy ami L!ght Wawons, all kinds of Carts and Wheelbarrows, manutactured and forsalecheap at DUQUESHE WAGON WORKS, Corner t'rais; street and Allegheny river, 2 squares below Suspension Rridge. Allegheny City, Pa. Repairing promptly done. C-COL F.MAN fc SON. GOLDEN HARVEST FOR AGENTS. .V A WF.KK made selling the 7 Wonders, or Oetn Pastry Cup wanted In evi-rv family. Send cents for sample Twenty otnor arlic.fes lor agents. Address CONKLOIN CO.. No. f'A Fifth Avmn, (alore Smithfteld stree.) Pitt. bubuii. Pa. (4-21.-tn PATENTS PROCURED. Also bonght and sold. After procuring your Pat ents will sell them for you. Ca:l on, ot address for circular. O. It. LF.VIS. Solicitor, t i l Fifth AvF.nrE, (above ujith6eld street,) Pittsbi-bos; I'a. rS-2.-am.) B McCONXELL, M. V., : - I'lIYSItTAW AND Sl'KGEOH, lORCTTO. Pa. f Blce formerly occupied hr Ir. Jamison. Night calls can I made at Myore llotol. l5-14.-6in.J IO.H'T NIAV AfrKIl IKS. t liare just a word to say to you When me yon come to see You know tliat none in all the world Is half as dear to nifj 'Tis this I would request of you. luai. w uen you come again To see me in I he evening You won't stay alter ten. For after ten, as moments fly, 1 tremble o'er and o'er, Lst papa's visage I should see Come peeping at the door. He's there to execute his threat ; He said he'd surely come If ever again you stayed so late, Aitd tell you to go home. And when 1 down to hreaVfast go Iap;i will frown at me, And say, "Sly child, that beau of yours Will surely hear from me ! This sort of thing I will riot have So when he comes again, I'll just go down and show him cut, If Ihj's not gone at ten." And so, though your society Slakes heart and soul throb warm, 1 Lave a f igh of vast relief At your retreating f irm. You know that jou ate welcome aye, O ! best beloved of hien ; But many a f folding jou have caused By staying after ten. tiii: nun sealed letter. A CAPITAL STORY. One rainy night, about half past eight o'clock, the train had run into McKibbeifg Corners, and the mail had been delivered at the store and ttostoflice. '.John Fail john, the postmaster, had counted the letters. There were, as he made it out, just ten, and one was Iniger than the others, and had a rod seal ; and then he found that he had left his glasses on the newspattei- in the back room, and without his glasses lie rould not read a line; and so, of course, lie had gone after them, returnino; to find two persons in the store Fanner Ho per- and Squire SlcKib bon, whose ancestors had given name to the place. "Wet, ain't it?" said Fairjohn, nodding. "Wfet or not, our folks ain't going to do without their groceries, yon sec," said the Squire. ".Mail's in I see. That train came near running into my truck, too. Wasn't noticing the tlag, and drove across just in time to save myself. Any letters iix ine ?" "I'll Fee," said Mr. Fairjohn. He turned to the little pile of envelopes and told the in over in his band like a pack of cai ds. "Why, there's only nine," lie said. "I'm sure I counted right. I counted ten, and I thought one had a red seal. I might as well give up keeping the office if Yvu goii.g to lose my souses like that. There wasn't any one in here, while I was gone, was there, Squire?" "Only Hoper and I," said the Squire, "and Koper's on. But be didn't come in, did he?" "No," said old Roper. "I don't think that Job came in at all. He just went off somewhere." "Well,'' said the postmaster, after anoth er search ; "well, I must be mistaken. Yes, there is a letter for you your folks, anyway and something for you, Mr. Roper. And I suppose you wouldn't mind tossing that in at the Smith's as you pass ?" "Oh, no," said Farmer Roper. "(Jive it to me. That's from Smith that's clerk ing it in New York, I reckon. Can't get any of 'em to stay and fanr;." "Your son, Job, did," said tho Squire. "Oh, my son, Job. He'd try the patience of bis namesake," said Farmer Roper. "My son, Job, haM" Just at this moment the door of the store opened and thero entered at it a little wo. man, dressed iu a cheap calico and wrapped in a thin and faded shawl. She looked timidly about the store, still more timidly at the heap of letters, and then, in an appealing voice like that of a frightened child, said : "Mr. Fairjohn, is there any letter for tr6 this time ?" The postmaster, who is a little deaf, had tinned his head away and did not know she bad enteied, and she came closer to the counter and the light upon it before elie spoke again. Bhe was a faded little woman, and her face had signs of grief written upon it, but she was not either old or ugly yet, and there was something in the damp curls clustering under the faded calico hoot! and in the little round dimpled chin absolutely child like even yet. "Is there a letter for me this time, Mr. Fairjohn?" she said ag-in, and this time the piKstinastor looked up. ''No, there ain't ; and. you're a fool for taking such a walk to ask," slid he with rongh kindness. "Wouldn't I have sent it if it had a come, Mrs. Lester 7" "Well, you see I felt iu a hurry to get ity" eaid she. "You can't blame me for being iu a hurry, it's so very locg." "That's true," said the postmaster. "Well better luck next time liut why don't you wait? Mr. McKibbon will take you over when he goes. He passes your cor ner." "Yes, wait, Mrs. Lester," cried Mr. McKibbon. "I'll take ye, and weJcome." But she had answered : "Thank yoti. I don't mind walking," and was gone. "Keeps it up, don't she?" asked the postmaster. "It's a shame," said Mr. McKibbon. "How many years is it now since Lester went off?" "Ten' gaid the postmaster. I know I for it was the dav T caniA her. Sh tbnc 1 as pretty a woman as Was here. She was as pretty a Woman as you'd want to see then, wasn't she ?" "Well, ycR" said Mr. McKibbon. "Sailed in the Sphynx," said the post master. "And we all know that the Sphynx went down on that Voyage, all hands along with hei. The rest of the women put on widow's weeds, them that lost husbands four in this town itself. They took what the Almighty sent, and didn't rebel. She set up that her husband wasu't dead, and would come back. She's kept it up ever since ; comes for his letteis regular, and he was drowned along with all the rest, of course, ten years ago. She tmtst be thirty. Well, she's changed a good deal iu that time." 4,Yes," said the other man ; "but there's ; rnysonJob wild over her jet. He'd cfler himself again any day ready to be a father to her boy and a good husband to her. I llo's better oif than I be; His mother's father left him all he had. He's crazy, is Job crazy 1 call it. Plenty of pretty gals, and healthy, smart widows, and he sees no one but that pale, slim little thing that's just gone out iuto the mud ; and she why j of course she lost her senses, or she'd have him. Works like a slave to keep herself and the child, lives in a rickety shanty, waiting for a drowned man to Come back , again. Why every one knows Charlie Lester was drowned in the Sphynx. There wasn't a soul saved, jiot one. It was in the pajier how a bottle was f und with a letter in it, written by some one just before the ship sunk. Aud she's wait ing f.r him yet I" "Cra?y on that point," said the posU master. "Well, poor soul, she'd only been married a week when the Sphyux sailed ; that makes a difference." "Oh," said the farmer. Then, the parcels being ready, they went out to their wagons, aud Mr. Fairjohn having stared out into the rainy uigbt awhile, put tip his shutters and went to bed. Meanwhile the woman plodded through the mud. "Walking off her disapjtoint ment," she should have been used to, and now the absurdity of it seems to strike her for the tirst time iu all these years. "They laugh at me," she muttered to herself. "I know they laugh at iiipi Per haps I am mad; but they don't know wliat love is. Charlie wouldn't have left me like that. If he had died he would have given me some sign ; and yet et if he were alive, it would be stranger still. J"ti, no ; they are right I am wrong. He must surely be dead.'' And as though the news had just been whispered to her, she clasped her hand to her forehead, gave a ciy and sank down on her knees iu the road. She knelt there a few moments and then arose. In this interval the wind had blown the clouds f.tiiii (he sky, and the moon light lay white upon the path and lit her on her way to her poor home. There at the door fiat a man a strong, determinei looking fellow, who arose as she approached, and held out his hand. "litre you come," he said, "tired to death, worn out, still on that fruitless er rand. Jessie Lester, can't, you give up .this nonsense and think of the living a lUtle. Think of tue, Jessie, for just half au hour." "I do think of you," she said. "I'm very sorry you should be so good to me w hen I must seem so bad to you." Then she sat down on the porch and took her little hood off, and leaned her head wearily against the wall of the house, and the mau arose and crossed over and sat down beside her. "(Jive it a softer resting place, Jessie," he said, "here on my heart." She looked out into tho night, not at him, as she Kpoke. "Job," she said, "I begin to think yoit are i igni;iuai lie wem u'iwii on uic inj " j with the i est ten years ago. But what j good would I do you ? What do you w ant j to marry me for?" j The man drewclosrstillasheftnswered: ; " Be foi e you were married to Charles j Lester I loved yon. While you were a ; married woman I loved you. All these ten j years since that vessel went down I loved you. A man must have the woman he , loves if he gives his soul for her." ' "What a horrible thought !" said she. "Ilia sou' 1" "I should have said his life," said Job. "I don't want to shock you. But you don't know what it would be to me to have you. And then I'll do everything for your boy." "Yes," she answered; "I know you would." There was a painse. Then she' gave him her hand. "Job," she said very softly, "I shall pretend nothing" I don't feel, but I know I've been crazy all this time, and if you want me you may have me. It's veiy good ot you to love me so." And then it seemed to have ended, that ten years' watching and wniting, and there wss triumj.1i in Job's eyes as he turned away and left her With his first kfsar upon her lips. But at the end of the green lane he stopjed and lcniked back. "I told her the trnth," he saitt, "when said that when a man loved a woman as I loved her, he must have her, if the price were his soul itself." Aud then he drew from h breast a let ter with a great red seal upon it, looked at it for a moment, and hid it away again. Married ? Y'es they were to be married. Every one at McKibbons Corners kuew that now. Jessie Lester went no more to the postorfice for her long expected letter. Job was furnishinghishou.se had furnish ed it for on the morrow his wedding was to take place. And it was night again. A month from that night, when she had come for the last time, as every one thought, rain and mud, to make her sadly foolish query, she was sensible at last very sensible. She had chosen the substance instead of tho shadow. And now, as we have said, it was night, and a wetter one than the other later, too, for Mr. Fairjohn had closed the store, and was compounding himself what he called a "nightcap" of some fragrant liquor, warm water, lemons and sugar, and was sipping it by the stove, when there came upon his door a feeble knock and when being re leated he heard it, there staggered in out of the rain a dripping figure that of Jessie Lester, the bride who was to be on the morrow. She was trembling with cold, and as he led her to the fire she burst into a flood of tears. "I'm frightened," she said. "Some one followed me all the way. I heard them." "You've no business to be alone at night," said old Fairjohn, bluntly. "But what's the matter?" She looked up piteously. "I thought there Would be a letter," said she. "I dreamt there was one. I thought Charlie came to me and said : 'Go to the office once m.re. I have written I have written,' and I thought I saw a letter with a red seal." "So did I," muttered old Fairjohn to himself. He went to the box where the letters were kept, and brought them to her in his Land. "Look for yourself," he said. "Aud now, Mrs. Lester, I'm an old man. Take my advice. Remember what your duly will be after to-morrow. Remember not to go crazy. Ten years have gone since your husband left this place. If he's alive he's a rascal, and you are free of him by law 5 but we all know that every man on board the Sphynx was drowned. So be a gtKid wife to Job Roper and forget this folly, but do'j't come heie again." She made no answet, but only tossed the letteis over in her lap, and said : "I seemed to know it had a red seal." And as she spoke, Fairjohn, gazing at tho door, saw a dark shadow there; saw it grow darker ; saw it enter, and standing upon his defense,if need was, recognized Job Roper. He was very pale, and he took no notice of Faiijohn, but crossing the store, stood beside Jessie lister. "You love that nian best, even now," he said. "You'd rather have found a letter from him than nat, though to-morrow is our wedding day." She looked Up into his face with a piteous glance. 'I never lied to yotij Job," said she, "You know that." He grew whiter still. ''1 told you a man Would lose -Lis soul for such love as mine," said he. "Did yon think those were idle words?" Then he plunged his hands into his bosom, and the next instant A letter with a red seal lay iu Jessie's lap. "I've made you happy, and now I'll go," he said. "Fairjohn, I stole that letter a month ago, off the counter yonder. I knew who wrote it at a glance ;" and the'ii the door closed behind him and he was gone. But Jessie had torn open the letter and never looked afler hi in. And these were the words she read and Fairjohn read over her shoulder :' "Aboard the Silver Star. Jessie Darling: I don't know what makes rn lielievu that I shall iiml vou mine still, af ter all these years ; but somethirg does. Five of us were east on a desert island when the Spliynx went down, f he of us was yet alive were taken off it yesterday in skins, w-ilh our beards to our kr.ees. We must go to England tirst then borne: Jessie, Jessie, If I do not r! ml vou as 1 left you 1 shall eo mad. Your husband, Chakl.es Lkstkk." And so Jessie's letter had come tit last, and as John Faiijohn looked Into her face he saw lio-v angels look in Paradise. Job. Job was found drowned in th? Kill the next morning. Jessie never knew it, perhaps, for she and her boy were on the way to New York to meet the Silver Star when' it made ort. An 61 d man up in Connecticut had a poor cranky bit of h wife,- who regularly once a week got up in the night and in vited the family to see her die. She gae away her things, spoke her Tust words, and made peace with Heaven, and then about flie got up in her usual way and disappointed everybody by going at rrer household duties as if nothing had hap pened. The old man got fiick of it finally, and went and bought a coffin, a real nice, shrond, a wreath of immortelles, with "Farewell Mary Ann" worked in,- aud a handful of silver-plated screws. Laying the screw-driver beside the collection, he in vited her to holler die once more. "Do it," said he, "and in you go, and this farewell business Is over." Mary Ann is at this moment making tea cakes for a large and admiring family, while they dry apples in the ooffiu up in the garret. TUE UOrrEK GRASS. HE COMETH, FROM WHENCE AND HOW ROCKt MOUNTAIN PASTORAL EriC. The grasshopper ; He Cometh He cometli numerously j He bringeth his family ; A.lso his relatives ; And his friends. Likewise his mother-in-law ; And her friends ; As well as all that hate her. And they are legions ; The wisdom of man computcth tlicra not ; They spread over the land, And there is no place where they are not. They'tiip the Springing grass ; They devour tlie fragrant onion sprout ; And the savory celery. The wheat field is left desolate, And no green thing remaineth where the hopper hath been. His path way is the abominatidu of des olation. The ranchman mourncth for his green fields that were, but are not ; Mayhap he sweat eth ; Possibly he s.tith audibly, and crietb aloud dameth. What careth the hopper-grass? It troubled him not. Ask the prophets of Kansas ; And the wise men of Nebraska ; And they w ill answer likewise ; But the relief committee ageut lifleth up his voice aud calleth the hopiier blessed. The patriotic grasshopper cometh from the, mythical western land, where the glo rious orb of day sinks iu rjseate splendor to his evening couch ; The realm of Brigham ; The land of Mormons ; Whence cometh many bad thit.gs aud some that are good. The hopper is one of them ; Several of tlieni ; But he is not good. He cometh in the latter summer days ; In sun-darkening ni triads ; As the w inds come When foicsts are lan ded ; As tho waves come when navicS are stranded. Like unto a Democratic victoiy. He alicth on the potato-vine ; And on the fragrant tomato-tree ; And the succulent roasting ear, whilst it is yet in the milk and toothsome ; And ujon all other fruits of the field that cometh late into market ; And they all disappear and are seen af ter that evil day no more forever. And the lady grasshopper makctli straightway her nest "down in the corn field ;" And in the wheat stubble ; And upon the hill-side ; And all ovei the sandy plain ; And everywhere else under the sun. And she fillet h the nest with eggs; Aud then she continueth to make nests atid fill them likewise with eggs every day, until the winter days cometh and the ground freezcth hard; when no grasshop per can make nests. And the eggs, are they not ranch eggs? With double yolks? And warranted to hatch ? Y'ea, verily, aud tlie warranty is good. And the lady grasshopper's mate; whit of him? Verily, I say titito jou, hs silte'.h upon the sweet potato viiie and singelu all the gladsome summer day ; He cli-iibfth up the corn-stalk and lop peh off its verdant tranches ; He taketh no heed for the morrow ; Nor of the groans and curses of the irato ranchman. "And in the hottest autumn days helead eth the fisherman beside the babbling waters ; And np the steep mountaiu s!do ; And over prickly pears ; And throngh soap weeds; And among thorny bulies ; And when at last the fisherman falls upon his knees and puts his hands upou Mr. Hopper, where, is he? Alas he is not there ; But he soarcth aloft j And ciacktth his heels together; Aud iaugheth out of his left optic at the fisherman, Who is seated on the hillside. D'cs'ng cactus thorns from his hands and knees. And framing cuss words. Alas he will never kneel any more. And when iu the fullness oT time the wintry days have come ; And stilled his voice in death ; With Frost's icy n.autle about Turn, he goeth hence to hi fathers," Content with the fitting close to a well spent life, And happy in the reflection that be will live again in his children, heu gentle spring shall Come again, And again," And again, forever. In the returning cycle of relnrnrnj years ; Tis sprrng ; Winter hath loosed bis icy fetters ; Robin redbreasts carol hv the cotton woods j The beecher-tilton trial is well on ; ienfcms bvrsyeth himself writing par don ? ' And genial sunsbiue agaiu bathes the , fcarth. j Are those eggs spoiled ? Not by a jug-ntll. In the earliest wai -m sunny days ; Forth come a few millions of the juvenile hoppers. Tiny, ruitey, midget ; The pickets, the scout, the avaunt couri ers of the countless hosts that will sood follow ; Ye "honest ranchmeu" laurrheth in hi j Sleeve; and sayeth : 1 lie hoppers are hatching, spring fro U and snows w ill fix them." Alas the fallacy of man's faith ; The little hopper relies on Providence ; And his reliance is sublime ; It putteth the "shoddy" religion of unn to shame. Drown him in the floods that would have appalled Noah . Bu y him in Aictic suows j Subject him to frosts that fccczeth the ears off a brass monkey ; Encase him in tho heart of au iceberg j Let Old Boreas caress him with Chicago" winds, or fondle him in his icy embrace, the little martyr calmly folds up bis arms; draws up his nether limbs, and waiteth ; Waiteth for the next sunrise, when he Cometh foith to breakfast, gay as a school giil and with an appetite that is always a positive luxury. You can't kill him ; Neither can you scare him ; Nor can he be discouraged ; He dieth only of old age, aud very latfc iu the fall. D iter AVic. Domestic B a it Bering. Yuri tan always tell a boy whose mother cuts his hair. Not because the edges of the hair look as if they had been chewed oft by an absent minded hoise, but you tell it by tho way he ttops on the street and wiggles his shoul ders. When a fond mother has cut her loy"s hair she is careful to avoid any an ucyaucc aud muss by laying a sheet aiouud his neck. Then she draws the trout hair over his eyes and leaves it there while she cuts that which is at the buck. The hair which lies over his eyes Appears to be on the. She has uucunetiously con-i tinned to push his head forward uutil his noso presses his breast, and is too busily t'"J'l5ed to notice the snuCIing sound that is becoming alarmingly frequent. In the meantime he is seized w ith au inesistible desire to blow his nose, but recollects that his haiidkeachief is in the other loom. Then a t"y lights ou Lis hush, and doe it so unexpectedly that he mvo!drftai dodctf and catches the pints of the shears 'n his Id ft ear. At this he couimeuccs to cry aud w ifbes he was u man. But his mother doesn't notice bin:. She merely Lits him ou the other ear to iu?pirti him with Confidence. When sLe is through; she holds his jacket Collar back from lug neck, and with bet mouth blows the fhort bits from the top of his head down his back. He calls her attention to this fact, but she looks for a new place on Li5 head and hits him there, and asks him why he didn't use h;s handkerchief. Then ha takes his awfully disfigured head to the mirror and looks at it, and, young as he is, shudders as he thinks of what the boys oil the street will say. A Trifling MiT ake. Veiy painful is the t-itnption of a certain Clerk in a grocery More wear the town of !5ts!rford; Kentucky. He was standing behind tlie couutcr but a few mornings Rga, sniffing pleasantly t!i3odor of dried herrings and kerosene and cheese which hrfrtg' about him and waiting for a customer, when" there ran in, in a great hurry, ayoung lidy from a house near by. She had forgotten the Hour needed for some dish in coatee of preparation, and had come in haste to tbA store to get it, taking out of a bureau drawer , and bringing over what she supposed to be' a Clean pillow-slip to serve s a bag. 1 he obliging clerk seized the pillow-slip iti one hand and a 6Coop iu the other, and doping from a llur bariel a scoop-full, begatf fflling the bag. The first fcxp-full went not only in bnt throurh the receptacle; and the astonished clerV held up the pillow-slip to see that it consisted Of two parts with fricged outlets at the boltom, through which the flour had gone to the floor. The giil saw the thirg at the fssme time, and with a shriek, but without a wo:d, ran 1 0me. The grocer. s?r e cleik carefully dusted the garments an! laid them away to be rcturi ed when called . for, but they bavin t been called Tor yet. ! Aud so, because of a carelessness not his 1 ni', that unfortunate cleik is in a painful j situation, and the store in which he is cm j ployed bns lost a customer. It wai ai ureatiiui amur. A FlNNT FkKAK OF TIIE TKLEORAMt. Of all the funks of the telegraph, the following is the most langhable which has , come under our irsotiai knbwledge : Not ; long Ttiee a graduate from one of our eastern theological schools wrs called to the pastoral charge of a church n the ex treme south-west. When about to start for his new parish be was flnexpectedly ! detained by the incapability Of his piesb; tcry to ordain him. In order to explaiu ! his non ai rival at the appointed time, lie sent the following telegram to the deacons of the chfnch. "Presbytery lacked a quo rum tcroidain." In the course of its jour ney the message got strangely metamor phosed, and reached the astonished dea cons; in this shape : ''Presbytery tacked a worm on to Adam f The Sot-ef church officers were greatly discomjosed anrfmya-' tified, but after grave consultation con cluded it Was the minister's facetious way of announcing tbat he had got married, and hocoidingly proceeded to provide lodg fngs for two instead of oue.-